Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful Tuesday. We're moving off with that
Speaker 1: dark stuff. We're gonna get to emails. That'll be a
Speaker 1: good time. We'll dog on Cracker Barrel, We'll make fun
Speaker 1: of Jasmine Crockett. Mexico's getting a little uppity. All that
Speaker 1: and so much more coming up on the next hour
Speaker 1: of The Jesse Kelly Show. Some of that may bleed
Speaker 1: into the next one. I don't know whatever. That's why
Speaker 1: they give us three hours, all right, So let's discuss
Speaker 1: something here now. Before I get to the actual story,
Speaker 1: I have to explain something that's pretty obvious. Anyone who
Speaker 1: listens to the show for a long time will know this,
Speaker 1: but maybe you're a new listener. Unbelievably, the show keeps growing.
Speaker 1: So let me just lay it out there. I am
Speaker 1: the ugliest of ugly American. I love my country. I
Speaker 1: love it so much. I've been to other places, good places,
Speaker 1: bad places. You know I've been. I've been to Bagdad,
Speaker 1: I've been to Paris, I've been to other places. There's
Speaker 1: nothing like America. And even when I go to other
Speaker 1: nice places, like we did six months in Okinawa and
Speaker 1: the Marine Corps. Okayah was awesome, just that whole area
Speaker 1: Japan's awesome, Like it was cool. It was awesome. It
Speaker 1: was awesome. I can't complain. There was some hard training
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I can't complain. But by the
Speaker 1: end of that six months that at the time was
Speaker 1: by far the longest I'd been away from home. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to be around Americans. I wanted to be
Speaker 1: back in America. When I go overseas, when I travel
Speaker 1: at all and I see Americans, my face lights up
Speaker 1: and we just talk. I know how blessed I am,
Speaker 1: blessed to have been born here, blessed with all the
Speaker 1: all the freedoms we have, the standard of living we have.
Speaker 1: It's a great country, and I hope you're proud of it.
Speaker 1: I am proud of it. And I don't get sentimental,
Speaker 1: as you know about many things. I'm a cold, unfeeling,
Speaker 1: sociopathic jerk, I know that. But I get sentimental about America.
Speaker 1: I watch movies are just sad things, and I don't cry,
Speaker 1: just not much of a crier. Man Star Spangled Banner
Speaker 1: gets me almost every time. If it's done well, I
Speaker 1: just I'll get it a little choked up with the
Speaker 1: end there. Just I love it, can't help it. And
Speaker 1: I have been this is atle bunch of an ugly American.
Speaker 1: I've been for I would say five years. I have
Speaker 1: been looking forward to the two hundred and fiftieth birthday
Speaker 1: of America that's next year. Just dwell on how unbelievably
Speaker 1: cool that is. No matter your age, you're going to
Speaker 1: be alive for two fifty, two hundred and fifty years
Speaker 1: of this country. I'm so excited. I am so excited.
Speaker 1: I'm more excited for America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday
Speaker 1: than I've ever been for anyone's birthday ever, including myself,
Speaker 1: my wife, my kids, my parents. It's two fifty and
Speaker 1: we're going to be here celebrating this country. And I
Speaker 1: told you it's been years. It's like five years. I've
Speaker 1: been looking forward to it. I couldn't get it out
Speaker 1: of my mind. This is when I started looking forward
Speaker 1: to it, and then I started thinking, oh, this is
Speaker 1: going to be awful. If Joe Biden got reelected, what
Speaker 1: would that thing have looked like? Think about it? What
Speaker 1: would it have looked like? Have you visited recently at
Speaker 1: all the Thomas Jefferson's home, his historic home in Virginia,
Speaker 1: if you visited. I haven't recently. I went before and
Speaker 1: it was wonderful. It was cool. Every single person I've
Speaker 1: talked to who's been there recently has talked about how
Speaker 1: they just destroyed everything. Now it's just a big thing
Speaker 1: about slavery. It's no celebration of Jefferson or anything he did.
Speaker 1: It's just slavery this, and slavery that, and slavery this
Speaker 1: and slavery that. Look at that's a little taste of
Speaker 1: what the communists have done to our history in this country.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'll play it again. I played it
Speaker 1: at the end of last hour. These people, this is
Speaker 1: Dalaia Ramirez, Alia Ramirez. These people, the people who think
Speaker 1: like this. They're not just members of Congress from blue
Speaker 1: areas or a mayor here or whatnot. They are the
Speaker 1: people who have conquered our sacred historical institutions, and they
Speaker 1: have brought this America hating mentality into our country, in
Speaker 1: to our mainstream institutions. You can't even visit the home
Speaker 1: of the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence without
Speaker 1: getting waterboarded by this card.
Speaker 2: For me, being an American is the ability to dream,
Speaker 2: to love, to have the scent, to be able to
Speaker 2: organize and build a kind of solidarity that recognizes the
Speaker 2: good and the bad of the formation of this country,
Speaker 2: but as willing to reckon with how we have used
Speaker 2: colonialism to harm others, especially in the Western hemisphere.
Speaker 1: Think what our two hundred and fiftieth birthday would have
Speaker 1: been with those animals in charge of it. Oh, they
Speaker 1: would have had to do something. It would have been
Speaker 1: the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. It
Speaker 1: would have been gayer than the US Navy. It would
Speaker 1: have been all pink rainbow propaganda, crap. White people suck, crap,
Speaker 1: America sucks, colonialism, this country sucks. This sucks, and that sucks,
Speaker 1: and this sucks. They would have had trannies in the parade.
Speaker 1: It would have been this wonderful, incredible moment that should
Speaker 1: have been would have been awful instead of a celebration
Speaker 1: of two hundred and fifty years. It would have been awful.
Speaker 1: And now Trump is in charge of it. Even if
Speaker 1: you are the biggest Trump hater in the world, for
Speaker 1: whatever reasons, I know he's got his laws. Everybody does.
Speaker 1: I get that you have to admit, he's going to
Speaker 1: make it over the top America. The last I heard
Speaker 1: he was discussing doing it in Iowa and making it something.
Speaker 1: Of course, this is the most trump thing ever a day.
Speaker 1: We're not doing a day. It's gonna be like a
Speaker 1: year long event. They're stretching it out over so many
Speaker 1: months of celebrating this and celebrating that. If you're looking
Speaker 1: for something to feel good about. We almost had the
Speaker 1: America hating Democrats running our two hundred and fiftieth birthday,
Speaker 1: and they would have ruined the whole thing. And instead,
Speaker 1: because we won an election in November, because you put
Speaker 1: in the work and I put in the work, and
Speaker 1: we got out there and we went to the polls
Speaker 1: and we made it happen. Our two hundred and fiftieth
Speaker 1: birthday is going to be so over the top, red,
Speaker 1: white and blue. I cannot get the smile off of
Speaker 1: my face. I swear I might rent a house in
Speaker 1: Iowa and just do the show from Iowa the whole year.
Speaker 1: And I promise you this cross my heart and hope
Speaker 1: to die. Unless I am dying or somebody in my
Speaker 1: family is dying, I'm going to that celebration. I am going,
Speaker 1: and I don't mean for an hour like the Kellies
Speaker 1: normally do. I'm just going to go bask in freedom, baby,
Speaker 1: and it's going to be amazing. And look, the White
Speaker 1: House is already preparing. You remember that thing I read
Speaker 1: earlier from the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian's National Museum of African
Speaker 1: American History, about the how white culture is hard work
Speaker 1: and politeness and all the craziness. Did you see this
Speaker 1: headline from today? The White House to vet Smithsonian museums
Speaker 1: to fit Trump's historical vision. Top White House officials will
Speaker 1: scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections, and artist grants ahead of
Speaker 1: America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. They are already digging
Speaker 1: in and they are going to purge the America hating
Speaker 1: communist filth from all the places that were gearing up
Speaker 1: to crap all over this country for our two hundred
Speaker 1: and fiftieth. And that should make you smile. It makes
Speaker 1: me so happy to know that our two fiftieth is
Speaker 1: going to be awesome. I mean, shoot, they're cleaning up DC.
Speaker 1: I might go to DC and then Iowa.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I may just spend the whole time traveling the country
Speaker 1: and some ridiculous red, white and blue hat and T
Speaker 1: shirt and everything else I can possibly find. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say sunglasses, but I'd have to get my prescription.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's going to be awesome and we should
Speaker 1: feel good about it. It's going to be over the
Speaker 1: top in awesome and we should feel good about it
Speaker 1: because it was almost terrible. It was almost Could you
Speaker 1: imagine what they'd done, what they would have done with it,
Speaker 1: Imagine what they would have done with it. They would
Speaker 1: have wrecked it. Imagine if these people ran out. You
Speaker 1: don't think more police make streets safer, No, Joe, I'm
Speaker 1: a black woman in America.
Speaker 4: I do not always think that more police next street's safer.
Speaker 1: It would have been that. It is the Jesse Kelly
Speaker 1: Show on a wonderful, fantastic Tuesday. Remember if you miss
Speaker 1: any part of the show, you can download the whole
Speaker 1: thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Jesse, why is everyone freaking
Speaker 1: out that Trump is meeting putin one on one? Europeans
Speaker 1: are in panic? And Lindsey Graham's bending over backwards? Okay,
Speaker 1: so true. There's a couple things on this First of all,
Speaker 1: Trump came out. In case you missed it, I don't
Speaker 1: know how you could have missed it. But on Friday,
Speaker 1: Trump's flying to Alaska, Putin's flying to Alaska. They're gonna
Speaker 1: sit down and try to work this whole thing out.
Speaker 4: This is really a feel out meeting a little bit,
Speaker 4: and President Putin invited me to get involved. He wants
Speaker 4: to get involved. I think I believe he wants to
Speaker 4: get it over with. Now, I've said that few times
Speaker 4: then I've been disappointed. The money that's been spent and
Speaker 4: the death is incredible. It's the worst thing that's happened,
Speaker 4: by far, the worst that's happened since World War Two.
Speaker 5: So I'm going in to speak to Vladimir Putin and
Speaker 5: I'm going to be telling him you got to end
Speaker 5: this war, you got to end it. Well, we're gonna
Speaker 5: have a meeting with Ladimir Putin, and at the end
Speaker 5: of that meeting, probably in the first two minutes, I'll
Speaker 5: know exactly whether or not a deal can be reading
Speaker 5: on because that's what I do.
Speaker 1: I'll make deals. Okay, did you hear the part in
Speaker 1: that little thing where he said the money that's been spent,
Speaker 1: the money that's been spent. Ok, why are people freaking
Speaker 1: out about the potential end of this? And by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get to a prediction about this meeting,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to wait till I'm done having
Speaker 1: this talk and then we'll talk about the meaning itself
Speaker 1: and whatnot. But the money that's been spent. Why is
Speaker 1: Lindsey Graham freaking out? Why is Europe upset? Why are
Speaker 1: all these countries upset? Remember the history episode we did,
Speaker 1: actually I think it was a couple of them on
Speaker 1: the Crimean War. No one knows anything about the Crimean War.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I'm not going to do it again right now.
Speaker 1: But it was a war that took place roughly, not exactly,
Speaker 1: during our Civil War. So that tells you the kind
Speaker 1: of weapons and things like that that were being that
Speaker 1: were going to be used there. The Crimean War, well,
Speaker 1: it was over this exact area, this exact area. Keep
Speaker 1: in mind something. There are only so many choice places
Speaker 1: on the planet that everyone wants, and countries may rise
Speaker 1: and fall, technology may change, but what doesn't change is
Speaker 1: the places there are on the planet. This is the
Speaker 1: only planet God gave us that part of the world
Speaker 1: is extremely valuable, not just for the warm water port
Speaker 1: that can get you out to the open ocean. That's
Speaker 1: the only one. It's the only one. Don't get you
Speaker 1: to the Mediterranean, out the Black Sea to the Mediterranean,
Speaker 1: to the open ocean. It's your only option. It's not
Speaker 1: just that other resources that are there. It's a valuable
Speaker 1: part of the world, a valuable part of the world
Speaker 1: that everybody wants a piece of, not just the countries
Speaker 1: that are currently there presiding over it. It's not just
Speaker 1: Russia who wants a piece of it. It's not just
Speaker 1: Ukraine who wants a piece of it. The UK wants
Speaker 1: a piece of it, Germany wants a piece of it,
Speaker 1: America wants a piece of it. France wants a piece
Speaker 1: of it. When there's valuable ground, people want a piece
Speaker 1: of it. Period. And the story now, the value. Let's
Speaker 1: focus on that. There are trillions in money to be made.
Speaker 1: There trillions, trillions of dollars at stake. Trillions of dollars
Speaker 1: will move nation states to war. Nation states can be
Speaker 1: provoked to war over this little thing or that little thing.
Speaker 1: But when you start talking money into trillions, nations will
Speaker 1: mobilize armies over money. In the trillions, and they will
Speaker 1: march to war over that, and they always have and
Speaker 1: they always will. That is something as old as war itself. Now,
Speaker 1: why why when Russia invaded Ukraine? Remember Ukraine is not
Speaker 1: a NATO country. That's an important part here. They are
Speaker 1: not a NATO country and they would never be allowed
Speaker 1: to be a NATO country. Putin would probably launch nukes
Speaker 1: before he allowed that to happen. He's not going to
Speaker 1: allow a NATO country to be on his border. No one,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't, No one would allow that. Why did the
Speaker 1: West collectively freak out when Putin invaded Ah because he's
Speaker 1: invading No, there are invasions all over the world. The
Speaker 1: West didn't care about all over the world right now,
Speaker 1: and back then, all kinds of attempted conquests were happening
Speaker 1: all over the planet. Why is that the one everybody
Speaker 1: freaked out about? Uk America? Everybody because Western intelligence and
Speaker 1: really Western financial interests are heavily invested in Ukraine controlling
Speaker 1: that so we can use it and not Putin. Because
Speaker 1: if Putin gets it, he's going to cut the West
Speaker 1: off from it and he's going to use it for
Speaker 1: his own purposes. So immediately it was was it it
Speaker 1: almost bizarre? Even if you're hardly invested in this conflict
Speaker 1: one way or the other, Wasn't it almost bizarre? Everyone
Speaker 1: from Joe Biden to Mitch McConnell ran to the microphone
Speaker 1: immediately and said.
Speaker 3: This is the most important thing happening in the world.
Speaker 3: And we were all kind of suffering from inflation and
Speaker 3: opened there are all kinds of other things going on.
Speaker 3: America kind of looked around and thought, uh, I mean,
Speaker 3: you can say it's important, but the most important thing
Speaker 3: in the world for Western governments, not allowing Vladimir Putin
Speaker 3: to take this incredibly valuable ground which nations have been
Speaker 3: fighting over for centuries, is the most important thing in
Speaker 3: the world. Remember, these people are all monsters. They don't
Speaker 3: care about you. I don't care about normal people trying
Speaker 3: to feed their family, care about themselves. It is the
Speaker 3: Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Member. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Talking about this Russia Ukraine meeting. So so
Speaker 1: Trump's flying to Alaska, He's gonna feel Putin out. Trump said, Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna know you know, Hey, I'm gonna know right
Speaker 1: away if I'm gonna be able to make a deal
Speaker 1: or not. They're talking about land swappings. Zelensky doesn't land swap.
Speaker 1: And that's why are why is you freaking out? Why
Speaker 1: is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Because Vladimir Putin has conquered
Speaker 1: a large chunk of Ukraine and he currently holds it,
Speaker 1: and the Ukrainians, even with all the Western weapons and
Speaker 1: Western training that has been provided, they've been unable to
Speaker 1: eradicate the Russian forces from the region. Speaking about biting
Speaker 1: and holding, which we talked about earlier in the show,
Speaker 1: Putin bit and he's holding it period. He holds it.
Speaker 1: You don't have to celebrate that, but he does. He
Speaker 1: holds it. Western leaders are freaking out because there are
Speaker 1: trillions of dollars that are about to evaporate if a
Speaker 1: peace deal happens. Now, maybe you're about to say, well,
Speaker 1: I don't understand the lives lost. It's been terrible, I mean,
Speaker 1: and no one knows the exact number, because everyone lies
Speaker 1: during war, every side, your side, their side, every side
Speaker 1: lies half a million. I've heard that. I've heard it's
Speaker 1: I've heard a million. No one knows. It's a lot
Speaker 1: carnage and normal people, good people like you, not me,
Speaker 1: but like you look at that and you think, well,
Speaker 1: don't they want the loss of life to start? If
Speaker 1: that don't they want the loss of life to stop?
Speaker 1: I should say I think. I think if you think
Speaker 1: like that, you don't understand how truly evil so many
Speaker 1: leaders in the West are. They would kill you and
Speaker 1: everyone you know, everyone in your town, everyone in your state.
Speaker 1: Then in fact, they would nuke the United States of
Speaker 1: America if it meant more money in power for them.
Speaker 1: These people are, they really are evil to the core.
Speaker 1: Loss of life completely inconsequential to them. And let me
Speaker 1: paused for a second. Historically, that's how evil kings, evil
Speaker 1: dictators have always been. Without a second thought. They'll march
Speaker 1: armies off to war and widow tens of thousands of
Speaker 1: women or as many kids. They'll kill as many people
Speaker 1: as they have to for the tiniest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: That's how evil leaders are. Our leaders today aren't any
Speaker 1: less evil than some Assyrian king who goes in sacks
Speaker 1: of town and murders all fifty thousand people just for
Speaker 1: the front of it. They're all the same, same mentality.
Speaker 1: I'm powerful, I can do what I want. I matter more,
Speaker 1: I'll massacred. People want that. Our leaders today, they are
Speaker 1: exactly the same. Now as far as the meeting itself goes,
Speaker 1: let me give you a piece of advice. We've probably
Speaker 1: talked about before, but I just need you to hear
Speaker 1: me here. You're going to encounter at some point in
Speaker 1: your life, sadly, someone in your life going through a divorce.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's your best friend, your brother, your sister, maybe
Speaker 1: God forbid, it's your mom, Maybe it's your child. Maybe
Speaker 1: you are going to encounter someone close to you who's
Speaker 1: going to go through a divorce, and because you are
Speaker 1: a good person, you are going to want to step in,
Speaker 1: im mediate and stop it. That's what good people want. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want this pain. I don't want this breakup.
Speaker 1: I don't want this. Let's sit down, let's work it out.
Speaker 1: Let me advise you against that. I have never, ever, ever,
Speaker 1: in my forty four years, seen that work. And one
Speaker 1: hundred percent of the time, not fifty, not seventy, not ninety,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the time, the person who tried
Speaker 1: to step in got hurt very badly for the attempt
Speaker 1: why is that. It's not because your intentions aren't good.
Speaker 1: Your intentions are wonderful, but there's so much pain and
Speaker 1: anger and bitterness inside of that home that you can't
Speaker 1: fully understand because you're on the outside looking in. There's
Speaker 1: a history there, and no, just because your daughter's been
Speaker 1: texting you about it doesn't mean you know. You don't
Speaker 1: fully grasp it. I don't fully grasp it. And when
Speaker 1: you step in and try to mediate, you're just going
Speaker 1: to get burned by the war you stuck your nose in.
Speaker 1: Go read George Washington's farewell address. The founders of this
Speaker 1: nation were emphatic that America stay out of foreign wars
Speaker 1: for exactly the reason I just told you. It's not
Speaker 1: that they didn't have good hearts. It's not that they
Speaker 1: didn't want peace on Earth and all these of course
Speaker 1: they wanted all these things, but they knew you stick
Speaker 1: your nose in someone else's business, you are going to
Speaker 1: end up getting burned. And most likely you're not going
Speaker 1: to fix a dag gone thing. All you're going to
Speaker 1: do is drag yourself into it. The United States of America,
Speaker 1: this is no fault of Donald Trump, because Joe Biden
Speaker 1: did it stuck its nose as far into this war
Speaker 1: as you possibly could, to the point we had American
Speaker 1: politicians on both sides bragging that we were sending munitions
Speaker 1: that were killing Russian troops, bragging on camera that we
Speaker 1: were fighting aprox. War against the largest nuclear power on
Speaker 1: the planet. Now we're in it. Now we have stuck
Speaker 1: our nose in it. And Donald Trump, to his credit,
Speaker 1: I want to point out, wants peace everywhere. He's negotiating
Speaker 1: peace everywhere, Andy A, Pakistan, azerbar everywhere. Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: negotiating peace Iran, Israel. Donald Trump is trying to negotiate peace.
Speaker 1: He wants to death to stop, wants the killing to stop.
Speaker 1: Let's work this out. He is stepping into an area
Speaker 1: that has been fought over for centuries. He is stepping
Speaker 1: in to a divorce. I don't think he can solve,
Speaker 1: and I know he thinks he can. He wouldn't be
Speaker 1: Donald Trump if he didn't think he could. Guys like
Speaker 1: that think like that. Remember on the campaign trail, Remember
Speaker 1: what he would Remember what he said about Russia, Ukraine
Speaker 1: constantly on the campaign trail. I'll have that thing done
Speaker 1: day one, my first day in office. I'm gonna wrap
Speaker 1: this whole thing up. I'll have a peace deal day one.
Speaker 1: I'm not criticizing him. That's what he wanted, that's what
Speaker 1: he tried. He's tried several times. He's tried with Zelensky.
Speaker 1: Zlensky blew it up. He's tried with Putin, Putin blew
Speaker 1: it up. Why does this keep happening? We are stepping
Speaker 1: into a divorce that is ugly, and the arguments, the fighting,
Speaker 1: the bitterness is generational and lasting. And they don't want peace.
Speaker 1: If Putin, if Putin doesn't get to keep in this
Speaker 1: landswap thing, if Putin doesn't get to keep most of
Speaker 1: what he's taken, Putin's going to reject it because in
Speaker 1: Putin's mind, try to try to get me out of it.
Speaker 1: You haven't been able to do so far. We've been
Speaker 1: fighting for what is it, Chris, three years? I think
Speaker 1: now three years you've been trying to get me out
Speaker 1: of it. You can't. No, Zelenski, we've seen how belligerent
Speaker 1: that little troll is. He wants it all back. Now,
Speaker 1: give me everything back. Well, you lost it, you don't
Speaker 1: have it. It's not yours anymore. It got taken from you.
Speaker 1: I applaud Donald Trump for putting himself out there, and
Speaker 1: it is a risk. It's a risk of political capital,
Speaker 1: because what happens if Donald Trump flies to Alaska, has
Speaker 1: this big meeting with Vladimir Putin and flies away and
Speaker 1: it's just a huge dud, nothing comes of it, And
Speaker 1: that's what I believe it will be. I think it'll
Speaker 1: be no peace, no nothing. Well then kind of makes
Speaker 1: him look bad. Oh you tried and you couldn't. Don't
Speaker 1: get wrong. I won't think any less of him, but
Speaker 1: it'll be political capital he didn't have to risk. I
Speaker 1: don't think this thing can work out until it's worked
Speaker 1: out by those two sides. Those are the players. That's
Speaker 1: the game. And that's enough of that. Let's get back
Speaker 1: to some emails because I'm behind on some of those,
Speaker 1: and then we'll talk about Mexico setting the military in
Speaker 1: hang on, Hey, the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,
Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday. Let's stick into some of these emails before
Speaker 1: we talk about Mexico and a drug more dangerous than
Speaker 1: fentanyl and oh my gosh, it's terrible, Jesse. In your
Speaker 1: world travels, you need to put Andersonville, Georgia on your
Speaker 1: right itinerary. It'll give you I can't say that word.
Speaker 1: It'll give you the shivers. You'll feel the ghosts, and
Speaker 1: you'll surely want to do a history episode on this
Speaker 1: dark moment in our history. After visiting the story of Providence,
Speaker 1: Spring could be an evident an episode on its own.
Speaker 1: All right, So Chris, save this email. I just decided,
Speaker 1: live on the air, that's my next tip history episode.
Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about Andersonville. You know anything about Andersonville, Chris,
Speaker 1: You don't know anything about Andersonville, Corey, nothing good. Don't
Speaker 1: look it up. I'll teach you. We're gonna look this up.
Speaker 1: I'm saving this email. Anyone who doesn't know. That's gonna
Speaker 1: be my next thing. Time to do a little civil
Speaker 1: war talk. Don't worry about I have all kinds of
Speaker 1: violence and atrocities and stuff like that. It's great, Jesse.
Speaker 1: I was on the grill the other night. I had
Speaker 1: an epiphany. Does the menu whisper prefer bun length or
Speaker 1: normal size wieners? I figured, since you have tiny hands,
Speaker 1: you're probably used to you know, that's not very nice.
Speaker 1: We only do bun size wieners in the Kelly household
Speaker 1: only bun sized wieners. I will never understand it as
Speaker 1: long as I live. Why are there wieners that leave
Speaker 1: an extra two or three three inches of bun? It's awful.
Speaker 1: You don't eat the hot dog for the bun, you
Speaker 1: eat it for a combination of the two. I've told
Speaker 1: you this before. If I'm on a budget, and I
Speaker 1: have been many times, we go with bars. But bars
Speaker 1: bars is probably not the best. Now now that we're
Speaker 1: moving on up, like the Jeffersons, we get ballpark ballpark
Speaker 1: bun size beef francs. They're beef Chris, even you can
Speaker 1: eat them ballpark. But what Chris has been shockingly pushing
Speaker 1: for Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals are garbage, Chris. Yes, they
Speaker 1: or I've tried them. I know you have them in
Speaker 1: the fridge right now. I've seen them here. I get it.
Speaker 1: I support it. Okay, go ahead, I support it. Take
Speaker 1: them to synagogue. I have tried them one hundred times.
Speaker 1: It's not like I don't want to like them. I
Speaker 1: want to like them. I'm trying to be cultured. What
Speaker 1: Chris what? I don't like them because of how pricey
Speaker 1: they are. Don't take your values and put your values
Speaker 1: on me. That's not true at all. I buy ballpark.
Speaker 1: Ballpark's got to be about even about the same. Have
Speaker 1: I ever told you about the best hot dog I've
Speaker 1: ever eaten in my life? So in the Marine Corps,
Speaker 1: after you graduate from boot camp, if you're in the infantry,
Speaker 1: at least you go. Actually, I think this is everybody.
Speaker 1: When you go to boot camp in San Diego, you
Speaker 1: leave there and then you do post boot camp training
Speaker 1: for whatever your specialty happens to be at Camp Pendleton,
Speaker 1: which is southern California outside of San Diego. If you're
Speaker 1: in the infantry, like I was, you will do a long,
Speaker 1: long post boot camp training. It was called then. I
Speaker 1: don't know if it still is SI School of Infantry,
Speaker 1: pretty advanced uff School of Infantry, and it was I'll
Speaker 1: tell you this. Physically, it was much more difficult than
Speaker 1: boot camp. School of Infantry training was. It was a lot.
Speaker 1: You're on rock runs and all kinds of stuff. It
Speaker 1: was a lot. So while you're there, remember when you're
Speaker 1: in Marine Corps boot camp, unless this has changed, and
Speaker 1: I don't think it has, you don't get weekends off.
Speaker 1: You're always training. It's three months you're always training. You
Speaker 1: don't get to call home. There aren't phone calls. There's
Speaker 1: nothing but you and an angry drill instructor trying to
Speaker 1: kill you. There's no weekend, there's no nothing. Now, that's
Speaker 1: how it's supposed to be. That's why, that's how you
Speaker 1: make a marine. I'm not complaining about it. But when
Speaker 1: you get to s o I, you're not a recruit anymore.
Speaker 1: Now you're a marine. And occasionally, at least they did
Speaker 1: back in the day, they will let you off for
Speaker 1: a day or two. We always used the number of hours,
Speaker 1: so it was you got a twenty four, or you
Speaker 1: got a forty eight or have We never got seventy
Speaker 1: twos in Soi. Maybe you get a seventy two. If
Speaker 1: you go to the fleet, you get a seventy two.
Speaker 1: You get three days off. We had been cooped up.
Speaker 1: We wanted to go have fun, and they lectured us
Speaker 1: the second we got to Soi, because of its proximity
Speaker 1: to Mexico that we were never, under any circumstances allowed
Speaker 1: to go down to Tijuana. We are not allowed to
Speaker 1: cross the border and go to Tijuana. It was too dangerous.
Speaker 1: You're gonna get arrested. You're gonna get killed. Don't go
Speaker 1: to Tijuana. Well, if you tell that to a bunch
Speaker 1: of young infantry marines, you might as well drive them
Speaker 1: down to the border. If you're telling me I can't
Speaker 1: go there, that must be where it's the most fun.
Speaker 1: First weekend we got, and I mean the first weekend
Speaker 1: we got, so go on a Tijuana right. They even
Speaker 1: put guards marine guards at the border trying to catch
Speaker 1: marines crossing either way. That's how adamant they are. Do
Speaker 1: not go to Tijuana. Well, as you know, the shadow,
Speaker 1: I may be tall, but I'm very covert. Slipped across
Speaker 1: the border with my boys. We drove down there, went
Speaker 1: down to Tijuana, had a great time. You young marines listening,
Speaker 1: I know a bunch of young marines. Listen. In all seriousness,
Speaker 1: I'm totally serious right now, don't do that anymore. It's
Speaker 1: way worse now than it was then. I wouldn't go now,
Speaker 1: even when I even when I was a young marine,
Speaker 1: I would not go anymore. Now two cartel controlled now
Speaker 1: too dangerous. Okay, don't do no, They're not going to go, Chris,
Speaker 1: I just told them not to. Please, don't listen. I'd
Speaker 1: be honest with you. Don't go now, don't go too
Speaker 1: dangerous anyway, slipped across the border, had a great time.
Speaker 1: We exit an establishment, a bar, We left a bar.
Speaker 1: It was something like two am, like young Marie, just morons,
Speaker 1: and they had this Mexican on the street on the
Speaker 1: uh he's running a hot dog stand and I oh, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: two am, Chris. Oh, Chris. There was a line. It's
Speaker 1: not like he was about to close up, dude, it's
Speaker 1: it's Tewana, buddy. There was a freaking line. And I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I don't know what was in these hot dogs, but
Speaker 1: he's pulling out these hot dogs that are bacon wrapped,
Speaker 1: and they were you know, we don't have any money.
Speaker 1: You don't have any money. You're dirt poor a buck apiece.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, Chris. You should see Chris now, Chris
Speaker 1: is ready to go. Chris. Bacon wrapped, buddy, bacon wrapped.
Speaker 1: You can't go eat them anyway. Don't drive down there
Speaker 1: and ruin your kosher meal. Bacon wrapped hot dogs and
Speaker 1: he threw them right on this flat top. And like
Speaker 1: I said, you know what the health and safety standards are,
Speaker 1: it's America. We didn't all die from that alone. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, I have never in my life eaten a
Speaker 1: hot dog that tasted that good. What, Chris, What? Why
Speaker 1: don't you bac and wrap him and smoke him at home.
Speaker 1: I've tried. I can't get him the same. I don't
Speaker 1: know why, a dude that's a special Mexican voodoo or
Speaker 1: something like that.