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<v Speaker 1>The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a wonderful Tuesday. We're moving off with that

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<v Speaker 1>dark stuff. We're gonna get to emails. That'll be a

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<v Speaker 1>good time. We'll dog on Cracker Barrel, We'll make fun

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<v Speaker 1>of Jasmine Crockett. Mexico's getting a little uppity. All that

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<v Speaker 1>and so much more coming up on the next hour

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<v Speaker 1>of The Jesse Kelly Show. Some of that may bleed

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<v Speaker 1>into the next one. I don't know whatever. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>they give us three hours, all right, So let's discuss

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<v Speaker 1>something here now. Before I get to the actual story,

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<v Speaker 1>I have to explain something that's pretty obvious. Anyone who

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<v Speaker 1>listens to the show for a long time will know this,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe you're a new listener. Unbelievably, the show keeps growing.

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<v Speaker 1>So let me just lay it out there. I am

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<v Speaker 1>the ugliest of ugly American. I love my country. I

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<v Speaker 1>love it so much. I've been to other places, good places,

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<v Speaker 1>bad places. You know I've been. I've been to Bagdad,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been to Paris, I've been to other places. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing like America. And even when I go to other

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<v Speaker 1>nice places, like we did six months in Okinawa and

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<v Speaker 1>the Marine Corps. Okayah was awesome, just that whole area

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<v Speaker 1>Japan's awesome, Like it was cool. It was awesome. It

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<v Speaker 1>was awesome. I can't complain. There was some hard training

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. I can't complain. But by the

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<v Speaker 1>end of that six months that at the time was

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<v Speaker 1>by far the longest I'd been away from home. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to be around Americans. I wanted to be

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<v Speaker 1>back in America. When I go overseas, when I travel

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<v Speaker 1>at all and I see Americans, my face lights up

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<v Speaker 1>and we just talk. I know how blessed I am,

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<v Speaker 1>blessed to have been born here, blessed with all the

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<v Speaker 1>all the freedoms we have, the standard of living we have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great country, and I hope you're proud of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I am proud of it. And I don't get sentimental,

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<v Speaker 1>as you know about many things. I'm a cold, unfeeling,

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<v Speaker 1>sociopathic jerk, I know that. But I get sentimental about America.

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<v Speaker 1>I watch movies are just sad things, and I don't cry,

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<v Speaker 1>just not much of a crier. Man Star Spangled Banner

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<v Speaker 1>gets me almost every time. If it's done well, I

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<v Speaker 1>just I'll get it a little choked up with the

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<v Speaker 1>end there. Just I love it, can't help it. And

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<v Speaker 1>I have been this is atle bunch of an ugly American.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been for I would say five years. I have

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<v Speaker 1>been looking forward to the two hundred and fiftieth birthday

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<v Speaker 1>of America that's next year. Just dwell on how unbelievably

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<v Speaker 1>cool that is. No matter your age, you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>be alive for two fifty, two hundred and fifty years

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<v Speaker 1>of this country. I'm so excited. I am so excited.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm more excited for America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday

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<v Speaker 1>than I've ever been for anyone's birthday ever, including myself,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife, my kids, my parents. It's two fifty and

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to be here celebrating this country. And I

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<v Speaker 1>told you it's been years. It's like five years. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been looking forward to it. I couldn't get it out

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<v Speaker 1>of my mind. This is when I started looking forward

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<v Speaker 1>to it, and then I started thinking, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be awful. If Joe Biden got reelected, what

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<v Speaker 1>would that thing have looked like? Think about it? What

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<v Speaker 1>would it have looked like? Have you visited recently at

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<v Speaker 1>all the Thomas Jefferson's home, his historic home in Virginia,

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<v Speaker 1>if you visited. I haven't recently. I went before and

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<v Speaker 1>it was wonderful. It was cool. Every single person I've

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<v Speaker 1>talked to who's been there recently has talked about how

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<v Speaker 1>they just destroyed everything. Now it's just a big thing

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<v Speaker 1>about slavery. It's no celebration of Jefferson or anything he did.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just slavery this, and slavery that, and slavery this

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<v Speaker 1>and slavery that. Look at that's a little taste of

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<v Speaker 1>what the communists have done to our history in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, I'll play it again. I played it

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<v Speaker 1>at the end of last hour. These people, this is

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<v Speaker 1>Dalaia Ramirez, Alia Ramirez. These people, the people who think

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<v Speaker 1>like this. They're not just members of Congress from blue

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<v Speaker 1>areas or a mayor here or whatnot. They are the

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<v Speaker 1>people who have conquered our sacred historical institutions, and they

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<v Speaker 1>have brought this America hating mentality into our country, in

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<v Speaker 1>to our mainstream institutions. You can't even visit the home

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<v Speaker 1>of the guy who wrote the Declaration of Independence without

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<v Speaker 1>getting waterboarded by this card.

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<v Speaker 2>For me, being an American is the ability to dream,

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<v Speaker 2>to love, to have the scent, to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>organize and build a kind of solidarity that recognizes the

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<v Speaker 2>good and the bad of the formation of this country,

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<v Speaker 2>but as willing to reckon with how we have used

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<v Speaker 2>colonialism to harm others, especially in the Western hemisphere.

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<v Speaker 1>Think what our two hundred and fiftieth birthday would have

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<v Speaker 1>been with those animals in charge of it. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 1>would have had to do something. It would have been

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<v Speaker 1>the gayest thing you've ever seen in your life. It

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<v Speaker 1>would have been gayer than the US Navy. It would

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<v Speaker 1>have been all pink rainbow propaganda, crap. White people suck, crap,

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<v Speaker 1>America sucks, colonialism, this country sucks. This sucks, and that sucks,

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<v Speaker 1>and this sucks. They would have had trannies in the parade.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been this wonderful, incredible moment that should

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<v Speaker 1>have been would have been awful instead of a celebration

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<v Speaker 1>of two hundred and fifty years. It would have been awful.

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<v Speaker 1>And now Trump is in charge of it. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>you are the biggest Trump hater in the world, for

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<v Speaker 1>whatever reasons, I know he's got his laws. Everybody does.

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<v Speaker 1>I get that you have to admit, he's going to

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<v Speaker 1>make it over the top America. The last I heard

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<v Speaker 1>he was discussing doing it in Iowa and making it something.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, this is the most trump thing ever a day.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not doing a day. It's gonna be like a

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<v Speaker 1>year long event. They're stretching it out over so many

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<v Speaker 1>months of celebrating this and celebrating that. If you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for something to feel good about. We almost had the

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<v Speaker 1>America hating Democrats running our two hundred and fiftieth birthday,

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<v Speaker 1>and they would have ruined the whole thing. And instead,

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<v Speaker 1>because we won an election in November, because you put

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<v Speaker 1>in the work and I put in the work, and

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<v Speaker 1>we got out there and we went to the polls

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<v Speaker 1>and we made it happen. Our two hundred and fiftieth

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<v Speaker 1>birthday is going to be so over the top, red,

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<v Speaker 1>white and blue. I cannot get the smile off of

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<v Speaker 1>my face. I swear I might rent a house in

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<v Speaker 1>Iowa and just do the show from Iowa the whole year.

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<v Speaker 1>And I promise you this cross my heart and hope

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<v Speaker 1>to die. Unless I am dying or somebody in my

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<v Speaker 1>family is dying, I'm going to that celebration. I am going,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't mean for an hour like the Kellies

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<v Speaker 1>normally do. I'm just going to go bask in freedom, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be amazing. And look, the White

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<v Speaker 1>House is already preparing. You remember that thing I read

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<v Speaker 1>earlier from the Smithsonian, the Smithsonian's National Museum of African

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<v Speaker 1>American History, about the how white culture is hard work

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<v Speaker 1>and politeness and all the craziness. Did you see this

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<v Speaker 1>headline from today? The White House to vet Smithsonian museums

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<v Speaker 1>to fit Trump's historical vision. Top White House officials will

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<v Speaker 1>scrutinize exhibitions, internal processes, collections, and artist grants ahead of

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<v Speaker 1>America's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary. They are already digging

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<v Speaker 1>in and they are going to purge the America hating

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<v Speaker 1>communist filth from all the places that were gearing up

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<v Speaker 1>to crap all over this country for our two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and fiftieth. And that should make you smile. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me so happy to know that our two fiftieth is

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<v Speaker 1>going to be awesome. I mean, shoot, they're cleaning up DC.

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<v Speaker 1>I might go to DC and then Iowa.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I may just spend the whole time traveling the country

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<v Speaker 1>and some ridiculous red, white and blue hat and T

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<v Speaker 1>shirt and everything else I can possibly find. I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say sunglasses, but I'd have to get my prescription.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, it's going to be awesome and we should

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<v Speaker 1>feel good about it. It's going to be over the

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<v Speaker 1>top in awesome and we should feel good about it

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<v Speaker 1>because it was almost terrible. It was almost Could you

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<v Speaker 1>imagine what they'd done, what they would have done with it,

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine what they would have done with it. They would

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<v Speaker 1>have wrecked it. Imagine if these people ran out. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't think more police make streets safer, No, Joe, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a black woman in America.

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<v Speaker 4>I do not always think that more police next street's safer.

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<v Speaker 1>It would have been that. It is the Jesse Kelly

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<v Speaker 1>Show on a wonderful, fantastic Tuesday. Remember if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>any part of the show, you can download the whole

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<v Speaker 1>thing on iHeart, Spotify iTunes. Jesse, why is everyone freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out that Trump is meeting putin one on one? Europeans

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<v Speaker 1>are in panic? And Lindsey Graham's bending over backwards? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so true. There's a couple things on this First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump came out. In case you missed it, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how you could have missed it. But on Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's flying to Alaska, Putin's flying to Alaska. They're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sit down and try to work this whole thing out.

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<v Speaker 4>This is really a feel out meeting a little bit,

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<v Speaker 4>and President Putin invited me to get involved. He wants

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<v Speaker 4>to get involved. I think I believe he wants to

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<v Speaker 4>get it over with. Now, I've said that few times

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<v Speaker 4>then I've been disappointed. The money that's been spent and

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<v Speaker 4>the death is incredible. It's the worst thing that's happened,

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<v Speaker 4>by far, the worst that's happened since World War Two.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm going in to speak to Vladimir Putin and

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<v Speaker 5>I'm going to be telling him you got to end

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<v Speaker 5>this war, you got to end it. Well, we're gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have a meeting with Ladimir Putin, and at the end

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<v Speaker 5>of that meeting, probably in the first two minutes, I'll

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<v Speaker 5>know exactly whether or not a deal can be reading

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<v Speaker 5>on because that's what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll make deals. Okay, did you hear the part in

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<v Speaker 1>that little thing where he said the money that's been spent,

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<v Speaker 1>the money that's been spent. Ok, why are people freaking

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<v Speaker 1>out about the potential end of this? And by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to get to a prediction about this meeting,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're gonna have to wait till I'm done having

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<v Speaker 1>this talk and then we'll talk about the meaning itself

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<v Speaker 1>and whatnot. But the money that's been spent. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>Lindsey Graham freaking out? Why is Europe upset? Why are

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<v Speaker 1>all these countries upset? Remember the history episode we did,

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<v Speaker 1>actually I think it was a couple of them on

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<v Speaker 1>the Crimean War. No one knows anything about the Crimean War.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, I'm not going to do it again right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was a war that took place roughly, not exactly,

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<v Speaker 1>during our Civil War. So that tells you the kind

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<v Speaker 1>of weapons and things like that that were being that

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<v Speaker 1>were going to be used there. The Crimean War, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it was over this exact area, this exact area. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>in mind something. There are only so many choice places

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<v Speaker 1>on the planet that everyone wants, and countries may rise

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<v Speaker 1>and fall, technology may change, but what doesn't change is

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<v Speaker 1>the places there are on the planet. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>only planet God gave us that part of the world

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<v Speaker 1>is extremely valuable, not just for the warm water port

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<v Speaker 1>that can get you out to the open ocean. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the only one. It's the only one. Don't get you

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<v Speaker 1>to the Mediterranean, out the Black Sea to the Mediterranean,

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<v Speaker 1>to the open ocean. It's your only option. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>just that other resources that are there. It's a valuable

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<v Speaker 1>focus on that. There are trillions in money to be made.

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<v Speaker 1>march to war over that, and they always have and

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<v Speaker 1>they always will. That is something as old as war itself. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>why why when Russia invaded Ukraine? Remember Ukraine is not

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<v Speaker 1>West collectively freak out when Putin invaded Ah because he's

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<v Speaker 1>invading No, there are invasions all over the world. The

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<v Speaker 1>and back then, all kinds of attempted conquests were happening

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<v Speaker 1>all over the planet. Why is that the one everybody

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<v Speaker 1>really Western financial interests are heavily invested in Ukraine controlling

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<v Speaker 1>that so we can use it and not Putin. Because

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<v Speaker 1>his own purposes. So immediately it was was it it

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<v Speaker 1>almost bizarre? Even if you're hardly invested in this conflict

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<v Speaker 1>one way or the other, Wasn't it almost bizarre? Everyone

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<v Speaker 1>immediately and said.

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<v Speaker 3>This is the most important thing happening in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>And we were all kind of suffering from inflation and

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<v Speaker 3>America kind of looked around and thought, uh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>you can say it's important, but the most important thing

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<v Speaker 3>in the world for Western governments, not allowing Vladimir Putin

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<v Speaker 3>to take this incredibly valuable ground which nations have been

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<v Speaker 3>the world. Remember, these people are all monsters. They don't

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<v Speaker 3>care about you. I don't care about normal people trying

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<v Speaker 3>to feed their family, care about themselves. It is the

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<v Speaker 3>Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic, fantastic Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>Member. You can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Talking about this Russia Ukraine meeting. So so

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<v Speaker 1>Trump's flying to Alaska, He's gonna feel Putin out. Trump said, Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>or not. They're talking about land swappings. Zelensky doesn't land swap.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's why are why is you freaking out? Why

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<v Speaker 1>is Lindsey Graham freaking out? Because Vladimir Putin has conquered

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<v Speaker 1>a large chunk of Ukraine and he currently holds it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the Ukrainians, even with all the Western weapons and

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<v Speaker 1>Western training that has been provided, they've been unable to

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<v Speaker 1>eradicate the Russian forces from the region. Speaking about biting

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<v Speaker 1>and holding, which we talked about earlier in the show,

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<v Speaker 1>Putin bit and he's holding it period. He holds it.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to celebrate that, but he does. He

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<v Speaker 1>holds it. Western leaders are freaking out because there are

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<v Speaker 1>trillions of dollars that are about to evaporate if a

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<v Speaker 1>peace deal happens. Now, maybe you're about to say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand the lives lost. It's been terrible, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>and no one knows the exact number, because everyone lies

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<v Speaker 1>during war, every side, your side, their side, every side

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<v Speaker 1>lies half a million. I've heard that. I've heard it's

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard a million. No one knows. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>carnage and normal people, good people like you, not me,

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<v Speaker 1>but like you look at that and you think, well,

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<v Speaker 1>don't they want the loss of life to start? If

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<v Speaker 1>that don't they want the loss of life to stop?

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<v Speaker 1>I should say I think. I think if you think

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<v Speaker 1>like that, you don't understand how truly evil so many

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<v Speaker 1>leaders in the West are. They would kill you and

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<v Speaker 1>everyone you know, everyone in your town, everyone in your state.

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<v Speaker 1>Then in fact, they would nuke the United States of

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<v Speaker 1>America if it meant more money in power for them.

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<v Speaker 1>These people are, they really are evil to the core.

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<v Speaker 1>Loss of life completely inconsequential to them. And let me

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<v Speaker 1>paused for a second. Historically, that's how evil kings, evil

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<v Speaker 1>dictators have always been. Without a second thought. They'll march

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<v Speaker 1>women or as many kids. They'll kill as many people

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<v Speaker 1>as they have to for the tiniest thing in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how evil leaders are. Our leaders today aren't any

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<v Speaker 1>less evil than some Assyrian king who goes in sacks

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<v Speaker 1>the front of it. They're all the same, same mentality.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm powerful, I can do what I want. I matter more,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll massacred. People want that. Our leaders today, they are

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<v Speaker 1>exactly the same. Now as far as the meeting itself goes,

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<v Speaker 1>let me give you a piece of advice. We've probably

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<v Speaker 1>talked about before, but I just need you to hear

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<v Speaker 1>me here. You're going to encounter at some point in

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<v Speaker 1>your life, sadly, someone in your life going through a divorce.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it's your best friend, your brother, your sister, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>going to go through a divorce, and because you are

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<v Speaker 1>a good person, you are going to want to step in,

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<v Speaker 1>im mediate and stop it. That's what good people want. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want this pain. I don't want this breakup.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want this. Let's sit down, let's work it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me advise you against that. I have never, ever, ever,

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<v Speaker 1>in my forty four years, seen that work. And one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred percent of the time, not fifty, not seventy, not ninety,

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent of the time, the person who tried

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<v Speaker 1>why is that. It's not because your intentions aren't good.

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<v Speaker 1>Your intentions are wonderful, but there's so much pain and

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<v Speaker 1>anger and bitterness inside of that home that you can't

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<v Speaker 1>fully understand because you're on the outside looking in. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a history there, and no, just because your daughter's been

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<v Speaker 1>texting you about it doesn't mean you know. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>fully grasp it. I don't fully grasp it. And when

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<v Speaker 1>you step in and try to mediate, you're just going

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<v Speaker 1>to get burned by the war you stuck your nose in.

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<v Speaker 1>Go read George Washington's farewell address. The founders of this

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<v Speaker 1>nation were emphatic that America stay out of foreign wars

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<v Speaker 1>for exactly the reason I just told you. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>that they didn't have good hearts. It's not that they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want peace on Earth and all these of course

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<v Speaker 1>they wanted all these things, but they knew you stick

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<v Speaker 1>your nose in someone else's business, you are going to

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<v Speaker 1>end up getting burned. And most likely you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to fix a dag gone thing. All you're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do is drag yourself into it. The United States of America,

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<v Speaker 1>this is no fault of Donald Trump, because Joe Biden

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<v Speaker 1>did it stuck its nose as far into this war

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<v Speaker 1>as you possibly could, to the point we had American

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<v Speaker 1>politicians on both sides bragging that we were sending munitions

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<v Speaker 1>that were killing Russian troops, bragging on camera that we

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<v Speaker 1>were fighting aprox. War against the largest nuclear power on

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<v Speaker 1>the planet. Now we're in it. Now we have stuck

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<v Speaker 1>our nose in it. And Donald Trump, to his credit,

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<v Speaker 1>I want to point out, wants peace everywhere. He's negotiating

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<v Speaker 1>peace everywhere, Andy A, Pakistan, azerbar everywhere. Donald Trump is

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<v Speaker 1>negotiating peace Iran, Israel. Donald Trump is trying to negotiate peace.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to death to stop, wants the killing to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's work this out. He is stepping into an area

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<v Speaker 1>that has been fought over for centuries. He is stepping

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<v Speaker 1>in to a divorce. I don't think he can solve,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know he thinks he can. He wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump if he didn't think he could. Guys like

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<v Speaker 1>that think like that. Remember on the campaign trail, Remember

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<v Speaker 1>what he would Remember what he said about Russia, Ukraine

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<v Speaker 1>constantly on the campaign trail. I'll have that thing done

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<v Speaker 1>day one, my first day in office. I'm gonna wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this whole thing up. I'll have a peace deal day one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not criticizing him. That's what he wanted, that's what

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<v Speaker 1>he tried. He's tried several times. He's tried with Zelensky.

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<v Speaker 1>Zlensky blew it up. He's tried with Putin, Putin blew

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<v Speaker 1>it up. Why does this keep happening? We are stepping

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<v Speaker 1>into a divorce that is ugly, and the arguments, the fighting,

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<v Speaker 1>the bitterness is generational and lasting. And they don't want peace.

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<v Speaker 1>If Putin, if Putin doesn't get to keep in this

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<v Speaker 1>landswap thing, if Putin doesn't get to keep most of

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<v Speaker 1>what he's taken, Putin's going to reject it because in

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<v Speaker 1>Putin's mind, try to try to get me out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>You haven't been able to do so far. We've been

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<v Speaker 1>fighting for what is it, Chris, three years? I think

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<v Speaker 1>now three years you've been trying to get me out

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<v Speaker 1>of it. You can't. No, Zelenski, we've seen how belligerent

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<v Speaker 1>that little troll is. He wants it all back. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>give me everything back. Well, you lost it, you don't

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<v Speaker 1>have it. It's not yours anymore. It got taken from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I applaud Donald Trump for putting himself out there, and

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<v Speaker 1>it is a risk. It's a risk of political capital,

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<v Speaker 1>because what happens if Donald Trump flies to Alaska, has

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<v Speaker 1>this big meeting with Vladimir Putin and flies away and

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<v Speaker 1>it's just a huge dud, nothing comes of it, And

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I believe it will be. I think it'll

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<v Speaker 1>be no peace, no nothing. Well then kind of makes

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<v Speaker 1>him look bad. Oh you tried and you couldn't. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>get wrong. I won't think any less of him, but

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<v Speaker 1>out by those two sides. Those are the players. That's

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<v Speaker 1>to some emails because I'm behind on some of those,

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<v Speaker 1>and then we'll talk about Mexico setting the military in

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<v Speaker 1>hang on, Hey, the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful,

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<v Speaker 1>wonderful Tuesday. Let's stick into some of these emails before

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<v Speaker 1>we talk about Mexico and a drug more dangerous than

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<v Speaker 1>fentanyl and oh my gosh, it's terrible, Jesse. In your

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<v Speaker 1>world travels, you need to put Andersonville, Georgia on your

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<v Speaker 1>right itinerary. It'll give you I can't say that word.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll give you the shivers. You'll feel the ghosts, and

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<v Speaker 1>you'll surely want to do a history episode on this

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<v Speaker 1>dark moment in our history. After visiting the story of Providence,

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<v Speaker 1>Spring could be an evident an episode on its own.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So Chris, save this email. I just decided,

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<v Speaker 1>live on the air, that's my next tip history episode.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna talk about Andersonville. You know anything about Andersonville, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know anything about Andersonville, Corey, nothing good. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>look it up. I'll teach you. We're gonna look this up.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm saving this email. Anyone who doesn't know. That's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be my next thing. Time to do a little civil

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<v Speaker 1>war talk. Don't worry about I have all kinds of

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<v Speaker 1>violence and atrocities and stuff like that. It's great, Jesse.

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<v Speaker 1>I was on the grill the other night. I had

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<v Speaker 1>an epiphany. Does the menu whisper prefer bun length or

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<v Speaker 1>normal size wieners? I figured, since you have tiny hands,

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<v Speaker 1>you're probably used to you know, that's not very nice.

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<v Speaker 1>We only do bun size wieners in the Kelly household

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<v Speaker 1>only bun sized wieners. I will never understand it as

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<v Speaker 1>long as I live. Why are there wieners that leave

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<v Speaker 1>an extra two or three three inches of bun? It's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't eat the hot dog for the bun, you

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<v Speaker 1>eat it for a combination of the two. I've told

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<v Speaker 1>you this before. If I'm on a budget, and I

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<v Speaker 1>have been many times, we go with bars. But bars

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<v Speaker 1>bars is probably not the best. Now now that we're

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<v Speaker 1>moving on up, like the Jeffersons, we get ballpark ballpark

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<v Speaker 1>bun size beef francs. They're beef Chris, even you can

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<v Speaker 1>eat them ballpark. But what Chris has been shockingly pushing

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<v Speaker 1>for Hebrew Nationals. Hebrew Nationals are garbage, Chris. Yes, they

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<v Speaker 1>or I've tried them. I know you have them in

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<v Speaker 1>the fridge right now. I've seen them here. I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I support it. Okay, go ahead, I support it. Take

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<v Speaker 1>them to synagogue. I have tried them one hundred times.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not like I don't want to like them. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to like them. I'm trying to be cultured. What

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<v Speaker 1>Chris what? I don't like them because of how pricey

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<v Speaker 1>they are. Don't take your values and put your values

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<v Speaker 1>on me. That's not true at all. I buy ballpark.

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<v Speaker 1>Ballpark's got to be about even about the same. Have

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<v Speaker 1>I ever told you about the best hot dog I've

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<v Speaker 1>ever eaten in my life? So in the Marine Corps,

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<v Speaker 1>after you graduate from boot camp, if you're in the infantry,

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<v Speaker 1>at least you go. Actually, I think this is everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>When you go to boot camp in San Diego, you

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<v Speaker 1>leave there and then you do post boot camp training

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<v Speaker 1>for whatever your specialty happens to be at Camp Pendleton,

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<v Speaker 1>which is southern California outside of San Diego. If you're

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<v Speaker 1>in the infantry, like I was, you will do a long,

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<v Speaker 1>long post boot camp training. It was called then. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if it still is SI School of Infantry,

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<v Speaker 1>pretty advanced uff School of Infantry, and it was I'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell you this. Physically, it was much more difficult than

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<v Speaker 1>boot camp. School of Infantry training was. It was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>You're on rock runs and all kinds of stuff. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a lot. So while you're there, remember when you're

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<v Speaker 1>in Marine Corps boot camp, unless this has changed, and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it has, you don't get weekends off.

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<v Speaker 1>You're always training. It's three months you're always training. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't get to call home. There aren't phone calls. There's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing but you and an angry drill instructor trying to

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<v Speaker 1>kill you. There's no weekend, there's no nothing. Now, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how it's supposed to be. That's why, that's how you

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<v Speaker 1>make a marine. I'm not complaining about it. But when

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<v Speaker 1>you get to s o I, you're not a recruit anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're a marine. And occasionally, at least they did

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day, they will let you off for

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<v Speaker 1>a day or two. We always used the number of hours,

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<v Speaker 1>so it was you got a twenty four, or you

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<v Speaker 1>got a forty eight or have We never got seventy

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<v Speaker 1>twos in Soi. Maybe you get a seventy two. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the fleet, you get a seventy two.

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<v Speaker 1>You get three days off. We had been cooped up.

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<v Speaker 1>We wanted to go have fun, and they lectured us

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<v Speaker 1>the second we got to Soi, because of its proximity

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<v Speaker 1>to Mexico that we were never, under any circumstances allowed

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<v Speaker 1>to go down to Tijuana. We are not allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>cross the border and go to Tijuana. It was too dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna get arrested. You're gonna get killed. Don't go

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<v Speaker 1>to Tijuana. Well, if you tell that to a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of young infantry marines, you might as well drive them

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<v Speaker 1>down to the border. If you're telling me I can't

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<v Speaker 1>go there, that must be where it's the most fun.

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<v Speaker 1>First weekend we got, and I mean the first weekend

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<v Speaker 1>we got, so go on a Tijuana right. They even

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<v Speaker 1>put guards marine guards at the border trying to catch

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<v Speaker 1>marines crossing either way. That's how adamant they are. Do

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<v Speaker 1>not go to Tijuana. Well, as you know, the shadow,

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<v Speaker 1>I may be tall, but I'm very covert. Slipped across

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<v Speaker 1>the border with my boys. We drove down there, went

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<v Speaker 1>down to Tijuana, had a great time. You young marines listening,

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<v Speaker 1>I know a bunch of young marines. Listen. In all seriousness,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm totally serious right now, don't do that anymore. It's

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<v Speaker 1>way worse now than it was then. I wouldn't go now,

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<v Speaker 1>even when I even when I was a young marine,

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<v Speaker 1>I would not go anymore. Now two cartel controlled now

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<v Speaker 1>too dangerous. Okay, don't do no, They're not going to go, Chris,

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<v Speaker 1>I just told them not to. Please, don't listen. I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with you. Don't go now, don't go too

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<v Speaker 1>dangerous anyway, slipped across the border, had a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>We exit an establishment, a bar, We left a bar.

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<v Speaker 1>It was something like two am, like young Marie, just morons,

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<v Speaker 1>and they had this Mexican on the street on the

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<v Speaker 1>uh he's running a hot dog stand and I oh, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>two am, Chris. Oh, Chris. There was a line. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not like he was about to close up, dude, it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's Tewana, buddy. There was a freaking line. And I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what was in these hot dogs, but

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<v Speaker 1>he's pulling out these hot dogs that are bacon wrapped,

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<v Speaker 1>and they were you know, we don't have any money.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have any money. You're dirt poor a buck apiece.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I know, Chris. You should see Chris now, Chris

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<v Speaker 1>is ready to go. Chris. Bacon wrapped, buddy, bacon wrapped.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go eat them anyway. Don't drive down there

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<v Speaker 1>and ruin your kosher meal. Bacon wrapped hot dogs and

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<v Speaker 1>he threw them right on this flat top. And like

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know what the health and safety standards are,

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<v Speaker 1>it's America. We didn't all die from that alone. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my gosh, I have never in my life eaten a

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<v Speaker 1>hot dog that tasted that good. What, Chris, What? Why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you bac and wrap him and smoke him at home.

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<v Speaker 1>I've tried. I can't get him the same. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know why, a dude that's a special Mexican voodoo or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that.
