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<v Speaker 1>The Reynolds Aluminum Program with Fiber McGhee and Mollie.

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<v Speaker 2>The Reynolds Medal Company and.

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<v Speaker 1>Makers of Renold's Aluminum present Fiber McGee and Molly transcribed

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<v Speaker 1>with Bill Thompson, Artaque, Brian Cliff Arquette, Alba Allman.

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<v Speaker 2>And me Hollow Wilcox.

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<v Speaker 1>The show is written by Phil Leslie and Keith Fowler

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<v Speaker 1>and directed by Max Hutthole, with music by the King's

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<v Speaker 1>Men and Billy Mills Argus f.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's news of.

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<v Speaker 1>Interest to every home builder, To all builders everywhere. Your

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<v Speaker 1>best buy in flashing is aluminum. Reynolds's Lifetime Aluminum Flashing.

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<v Speaker 1>It costs much less than any other rustproof material, It's

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<v Speaker 1>easy to use, looks good, and lasts practically forever. You

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<v Speaker 1>can buy Reynolds's Lifetime Aluminum Flashing in rolls or in

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<v Speaker 1>flat sheets of various sizes, and also in a handy

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<v Speaker 1>new package you'll want to know about. This package contains

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<v Speaker 1>ten stout aluminum sheets, each eighteen inches wide and four

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<v Speaker 1>feet long. Perfect for flashing, of course, and a great

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<v Speaker 1>idea to have around the farm or home or workshop

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<v Speaker 1>to make a tabletop maybe or a wagon floor, or

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<v Speaker 1>to put behind the stove or sync ask for Reynolds

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<v Speaker 1>Lifetime Aluminum flashing in Hardware and building supply dealers, or

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<v Speaker 1>right to Reynolds Metals Company, Louisville, I, Kentucky. The Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>shopping season is at its peak in westfol Vista, with

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<v Speaker 1>hundreds of shoppers in every store. We find two of

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<v Speaker 1>these shoppers returning home now. Their heart's full of joy

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<v Speaker 1>and good cheer, their arms full of bundles and packages,

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<v Speaker 1>and their feet full of aches and pain. As we

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<v Speaker 1>joined Fipper McGhee and Molly.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm glad we're almost home, Darie. I couldn't walk

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<v Speaker 3>another block.

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<v Speaker 2>Ain't either.

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<v Speaker 4>This Christmas shopping is brutal, kiddo. I don't know which

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<v Speaker 4>is flatter My feet are my wallet?

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<v Speaker 3>They we accomplished a lot today.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, along, I'm not too sold on that presence you bought.

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<v Speaker 4>France, Sarah h dear old rich type fisted aunt, Sarah,

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<v Speaker 4>bless her little tiny cast iron heart.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the matter with her presence?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it just doesn't seem very glamorous.

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<v Speaker 2>A home Bunyon kit, now.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet you hasn't got one besides it.

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<v Speaker 3>McGhee, will you look? Oh, somebody left the package for.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my gosh, right on our porch, all and up

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<v Speaker 4>on Christmas paper.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll bring it in. Oh, like a big one.

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<v Speaker 6>Who's a problem, you know, who's the problems?

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a card on it.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, yes, it's said dear It says Merry Christmas from Wallace.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, oh my goodness, mister Wim, Well what do you know,

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<v Speaker 2>good old Wim.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't expect this much from mister Wimble.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll set it on the table, kiddle right.

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<v Speaker 3>Certainly is a big one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, funny shape too.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like to know what it.

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<v Speaker 6>Is, so would I.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not right to open presence before Christmas.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, that's kids stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure there's a whopper in.

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<v Speaker 5>It, sort of bunchie. I wonder what missus bulge that way?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean too, But we'll find out Christmas day. That's

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<v Speaker 4>soon enough, of course it is. Yes, we're not the curious.

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<v Speaker 2>Time, No, no, not a.

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<v Speaker 4>We're just stick it in the closet till Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what we do. Sure is a big one, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of all and wide boat. I can't figure

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<v Speaker 2>it out. Well, into the closet the goals until Christmas day?

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<v Speaker 3>Ye, then we'll see what the kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, that's when presence ought to be opened, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Not a minute sooner.

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<v Speaker 6>Yep, McGhee. Yeah, let's stop kidding ourselves.

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<v Speaker 3>Open to a right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>We put up a pretty good fight, though, didn't we, kiddo.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm glad we lo.

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<v Speaker 3>This is certainly it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, do you see what I see? Kiddle?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm afraid I do.

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<v Speaker 6>So that's our gift.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, what are we supposed to do with the three

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<v Speaker 4>foot plaster statue of the Statue of Liberty?

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<v Speaker 3>It isn't just a statue, mcgie, it's a lamb, you see.

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<v Speaker 3>You screw the light bulb. They're in Liberty's charch.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, she's got a plug right in the middle of.

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<v Speaker 2>Her back there. So this is just awful, ditty bad

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<v Speaker 2>all right, boy, old boy?

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<v Speaker 4>Why anybody who turned the Statue of Liberty into a

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<v Speaker 4>lamp would stick a picture of his dear old, white

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<v Speaker 4>haired mother on a piece of wood and sell it

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<v Speaker 4>for a dark boy?

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<v Speaker 2>This thing has gotta go.

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<v Speaker 3>You're right, niggie, we'll take advance.

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<v Speaker 2>I said it.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll turn it in and get something we really want.

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<v Speaker 8>I wouldn't do this as a rule, but there.

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<v Speaker 2>Are come in? Heard heard Johnny hall over candy.

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<v Speaker 4>Time, my old timer.

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<v Speaker 2>But you got there on the table, Johnny sho be down.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's sort of a Christmas present.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I haven't getting ready for Christmas too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, when it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Duggan's leak and cut myself down a tree.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh have you got your tree already?

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<v Speaker 1>H I've done my Christmas chopping early? Hey, done so

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<v Speaker 1>good with my presence. No, can't figure out what give Bessie. Ah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're having trouble with her presence.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh yep.

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<v Speaker 2>Used to be real simple. Yeah. I give her a

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<v Speaker 2>pearl neck that's a long time ago. And have a

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<v Speaker 2>year I've been adding to it. Oh so big now

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<v Speaker 2>though I can't add no more to it this year.

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<v Speaker 2>No room for more pearls.

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<v Speaker 1>Eh, that ain't what I added. Oh I stotted one

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<v Speaker 1>pearl and added more string. Well, now the pearls drags

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<v Speaker 1>on the ground.

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<v Speaker 5>Candy makes a nice gift, mister Alzheimer.

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<v Speaker 2>Not for Bessie daughter. She's two sentimental sentimental about candy. Yeap.

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<v Speaker 2>When I give her candy, she don't eat it.

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<v Speaker 1>She presses it in the book. She's got the messiest

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<v Speaker 1>library in town.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you have any other ideas for it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I did see one thing I liked, a real

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<v Speaker 1>crazy red turtleneck sweater with go go goo gochete across

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<v Speaker 1>the bosom.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed up to Bessie in the store window. He said, Honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't wear that to a dog fight, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>out too.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, no fight. Think I'll get it for anyhow, there's

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<v Speaker 2>a dog fight. Just more gold. Telly knows the artice

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<v Speaker 2>him the sound.

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<v Speaker 9>Anything, every gony but not any.

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<v Speaker 4>Nine guys, when you look at the mob in this store, Molly,

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<v Speaker 4>let's exchange this lamp for something we really want and

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<v Speaker 4>get out of here quick.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, but don't drop it.

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<v Speaker 2>I won't drop it.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty dollars. That thing costs my sin.

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<v Speaker 4>In the windows twenty bucks, My guysh was wimp ever

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<v Speaker 4>a sucker. Imagine spending twenty bucks on a stupid thing

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<v Speaker 4>like us, I mean, a stupid thing like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, what're you looking at? Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>Look look at those lovely bath towels. Aren't they beautiful?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? All worn about three yards wide. Boy, look at

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<v Speaker 2>the size of them things. Who gets that wet?

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to have one of those McGhee they're just

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<v Speaker 5>two dollars apiece. Say we could exchange that lamp for

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<v Speaker 5>ten of these towns.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, if you like him, kid, go ahead and

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<v Speaker 4>get him.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go on home.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not the type guy that he stands in the

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<v Speaker 4>way of my wife getting something. You want that whimp

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<v Speaker 4>is paying for wonderful.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, here's exchange this.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's turn in the lamp and get a credit sack.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, but you the exchange clerk.

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<v Speaker 10>What does the sign on my desk say.

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<v Speaker 2>Exchange clerk?

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<v Speaker 4>And what does the sign on the wall behind me say,

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<v Speaker 4>exchange clerk.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll take it over. Take your time. I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 2>in less than half an hour you'll say to yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, that battles exchange clerk.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, you don't have to make a dad rite of

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<v Speaker 4>protection out of it. I want to turn in this lamp, yes,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'd like, well, hello, baby, I didn't see you

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<v Speaker 4>there behind this elderly gentlemen, what do you mean elderly?

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<v Speaker 2>Go play with your statue.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Did anyone ever tell you what gorgeous lips you've got, baby?

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<v Speaker 10>Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, well not lately, but.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just as read as that garnet met ring you're

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<v Speaker 2>wearing that ain't garnet. That's ruby, and be sorry. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy to know your Ruby. What say we do the

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<v Speaker 2>town tonight?

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<v Speaker 6>Now, just a darn man, We'll hit the high spots.

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<v Speaker 2>Ruby dinner at the finest.

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<v Speaker 5>Cafeteria, a good our trays gently touching.

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<v Speaker 4>Then a triple feature movie the exact cunch of buttered popcorn.

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<v Speaker 2>Put out buster.

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking to my wife?

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<v Speaker 7>Your why?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, my why?

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<v Speaker 2>Ruby? Is this true?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, he's my husband. Well, I'm sure he doesn't deserve you,

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<v Speaker 5>no matter who he is. Oh, that's silly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you're a lucky man. Silly h.

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<v Speaker 4>Shark for Sylvester. Never mind the clatter.

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<v Speaker 5>Just take this lamp and right here on the exchange slipster,

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<v Speaker 5>I want some bath towels.

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<v Speaker 2>You look clean than me, but you shall have the towel.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here you are, Ruby, and drop back anytime you

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<v Speaker 4>decide to exchange, Sylvester.

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<v Speaker 2>McGee.

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<v Speaker 3>Are my lips really so red?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not wearing a.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit of lipstick.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're red, and so's mine, so's everybody's. Just look

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<v Speaker 4>around the store and I'll give you fifty bucks for

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<v Speaker 4>every pair of green lips you see in the whole.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, here cute when your eyes placed that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Sure after all? I?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, here we are, miss I'd like some of those

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<v Speaker 5>large towels. Please, yes, Madam, panadam, please, I have a creditor.

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<v Speaker 2>All there, Molly higher pals junior?

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<v Speaker 4>You down here picking up some Christmas presents?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are you fanclum? No?

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<v Speaker 1>As a matter of fact, Val, I've been up in

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<v Speaker 1>the toy department auditioning for the part of Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really, what part of him did you audition? Farms?

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<v Speaker 2>All of him was the help of six pillows.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, you didn't need six.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave the children a big smile, and I said, mey, Christmas, kiddies, Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>let's just scare the a junior out of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there it was. It was really cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. One chubby little chap climbed up in my lap

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<v Speaker 1>and he said, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 2>Claus, isn't your.

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<v Speaker 3>House awfully cold up at the north pole?

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<v Speaker 4>I suppose you had a clever retort on the top

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<v Speaker 4>of your tongue.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, sure, I said, not any more funny or sonny.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, it used to be cold.

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<v Speaker 1>But now my house is lined with Reynolds aluminum reflective insulation. Oh, brother, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>And I said, let life ried aluminum foil on craft paper,

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<v Speaker 1>so easy to tack or staple in place. And oh

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<v Speaker 1>what a job it does.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, did jumpy little lapstit or said that nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>He just smiled happily and set fire to my beard.

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<v Speaker 4>Warm of criticism, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I beat the fire.

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<v Speaker 1>Out with my mittens, and I said, in the winter time, kitties,

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<v Speaker 1>Reynold's installation keeps your house.

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<v Speaker 2>Warmer with less fuel.

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<v Speaker 1>In summer, it keeps the house up to fifteen degrees colder.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, well that again, mister w.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister we've got you single handed have probably said Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>back fifty years.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh thank you, miss here's the credit.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you the kids love. Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>One little fellow about seven years old climbed up on

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<v Speaker 1>the chair arm and he said, Santa Claus, is it

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<v Speaker 1>really true that Reynold's reflective aluminum insulation is not only

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<v Speaker 1>lighter and easier to work with than heavy bulk insulation,

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<v Speaker 1>but aluminum actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Means more for your money? Is that true? He said,

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<v Speaker 2>pre cautious youngster.

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<v Speaker 1>What it really is true, Sonny, I boomed. Ever since

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<v Speaker 1>the Reynolds metals company brought competition into the industry to

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<v Speaker 1>push production up and keep the price down. I said again,

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<v Speaker 1>well with that cousin claude smile.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a lad who asked the question. Hey, I owe

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<v Speaker 2>him a buck. I better find him.

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<v Speaker 11>See a letter, kid, Yeah, good old fan aluminum.

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<v Speaker 10>But that's still gary.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to carry the towels? It's a pretty

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<v Speaker 3>big pack.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you can carry, and that's okay, toy. I'll lead

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<v Speaker 2>the way on accoonomy.

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<v Speaker 4>Because hey, wait a minute, look at all the fancy

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<v Speaker 4>tools here, Molly oil attentionally.

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<v Speaker 3>Is there a doctor in the house, Please go the tobacco.

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<v Speaker 6>Calder immediately, doctor.

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<v Speaker 8>A customer had decide which cigarette to buy.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh my goodness, the problems doctors have to face these days.

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<v Speaker 3>Only Jesu's naval tubes hold these towels.

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<v Speaker 5>A minute, I want to talk, okay, neighbor, Wait.

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<v Speaker 4>A minute, boy, I'd sure enough to have one of

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<v Speaker 4>these combination hack sauce scrolls on buck saw. It's spoiled

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<v Speaker 4>boy with the nail punch in the chisel on the end.

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<v Speaker 4>Look at that, I'm a hollow handle full of iodna

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<v Speaker 4>twenty bucks. The tag says, just the iodynalone would say

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<v Speaker 4>that much in doctor bills and I can't see laugh.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh my gosh, there, Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>What are you doing shopping chair for Christmas passions?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>Some Yankees for my mama and some hamburger for my

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<v Speaker 8>daddy to smoke.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh but wait a minute, but people don't smoke hamburger.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my daddy does A bet you he does.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 8>He came home one night and said what he wanted.

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<v Speaker 10>To eat was a great big steak.

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<v Speaker 8>So so Mama said, you'll get hamburger and you can

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<v Speaker 8>put that in your pipe and smoke it. I I

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<v Speaker 8>think I'll give him a half a pound.

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<v Speaker 2>You will, huh because it I said, you will, huh?

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<v Speaker 5>Get him a half a pound the fine hamburger put

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<v Speaker 5>in his pipe smoking.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't.

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<v Speaker 8>Hm see I like Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>You want Christmas vacation? Nothing?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, I'm having fun down here today, though.

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<v Speaker 2>Are they?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>Some friends might have got a job singing Christmas cows

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<v Speaker 8>and I'm healthy.

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<v Speaker 2>No kidding. What do you do for him?

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<v Speaker 6>Carry their music?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 8>I carry the lead.

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<v Speaker 6>That's how need to see.

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<v Speaker 3>You later, mid Okay, this is the story of the rain.

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<v Speaker 1>There, I said, bretty right there he lost win.

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<v Speaker 2>There oft to the evening, or he had peculiarity.

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<v Speaker 6>Go on ten you tell, okay, so.

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<v Speaker 8>To rudols red nose reindeer had a very shiny nose.

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<v Speaker 8>And if you are rich sid you would even say

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<v Speaker 8>it grows all out their reindeers. You used to let

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<v Speaker 8>them call him name. They never left for Rudo. She

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<v Speaker 8>joining any raindeercame on one Sunday Christmas.

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<v Speaker 10>This way, and he cried with all.

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<v Speaker 2>The glad gld hold the saint Nick won't ride to night.

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<v Speaker 8>Just been along came Ruder. They got the gout through

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<v Speaker 8>the art. Why didn't the way being for him?

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<v Speaker 1>With his little also bright sand pass Rudo, please guide

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<v Speaker 1>us on our way and the raindew rag.

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<v Speaker 8>Rudy come along will and you play.

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<v Speaker 4>So danger and danger and pressure and mixing and complican

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<v Speaker 4>kimpin and daughter and blends him away.

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<v Speaker 8>Rude author and those reindeer worn worlds.

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<v Speaker 9>There used to be a rain deer.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you worry if you should see his army weather

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<v Speaker 4>on Christmas eve, sad we'll find his way to you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's Rudy Christmas, read oh, rude.

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<v Speaker 8>Althar and those reindeer ring a ding on your way,

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<v Speaker 8>everybody loves that reindeer.

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<v Speaker 2>Call Rudolf, save to day.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, Rudol, no rain day.

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<v Speaker 6>Say stand, that's the end of this day.

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<v Speaker 9>I've had check.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure I saw that that saw was wrapped up?

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<v Speaker 1>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>You just says and yes, sir, here you are, Sir.

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<v Speaker 3>I said to say, hell lord, you DearS, I have

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<v Speaker 3>the package. Say that's not my child.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I traded them in kittle.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for the greatest invention you ever saw.

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<v Speaker 4>A combination hack sauce grolls on buck saw with a

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<v Speaker 4>hollow handle full of iodine.

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<v Speaker 2>Something I wanted all my life.

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<v Speaker 6>Have the DJs?

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<v Speaker 3>I never heard of such a thing.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, me neither, but it's something I wanted all my life.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, anyways, kindly bring a crowbar to the furniture departments.

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<v Speaker 6>Another fat lady is stuck into that sea.

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<v Speaker 5>Hm.

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<v Speaker 6>She suck and I had some nice towles, and look

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<v Speaker 6>what I got stuck for.

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<v Speaker 3>That's just an Oh hello doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>A game.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, good afternoon, Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>It's nice to see you. Hi a mudhead. Hello whale hips.

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<v Speaker 3>Doing your Christmas shopping?

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<v Speaker 10>How are you?

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<v Speaker 8>Doctor?

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<v Speaker 2>Just looking around? Molly?

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<v Speaker 4>I thought it wold do me a great paper Whinni

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<v Speaker 4>pats On, don't buy me in that cat.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw your taste in ties, and brother, it stinks McGee.

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<v Speaker 4>Look who's talking about taste? And tis the poor man's

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<v Speaker 4>lucious booby? Look at that creepy Pravati's wary.

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<v Speaker 2>Molly looks like his omelet blew up? Is that so?

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<v Speaker 11>Well?

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<v Speaker 3>It is pretty horrible?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that thing must have been designed by a cross

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<v Speaker 4>eyed Russian with a vodka hangover who hand painted.

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<v Speaker 1>It with his feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did you get that?

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<v Speaker 1>Era?

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<v Speaker 4>Juggie? Is from you?

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<v Speaker 2>For my birthday? And that's why I say, don't give

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<v Speaker 2>me an well, it's fits your personality some of the

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<v Speaker 2>kind of things he wears.

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<v Speaker 10>Molly, I think that's a very handsome neck tie.

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<v Speaker 4>The doctor has art, well, thanks, Molly, it's my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>Just an old fallard I've had for years. What doctor

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<v Speaker 4>an old fallard? Well, you know what I always say,

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<v Speaker 4>there's no falard.

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<v Speaker 2>Like an old pillard. Guys, don't you get it? It's

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<v Speaker 2>a play on the old parver. No for who like

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<v Speaker 2>an old falard?

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<v Speaker 3>You telling doctor ain't funny.

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<v Speaker 4>You're both just jealous on an account because you can't

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<v Speaker 4>think him up like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I'm just envious of your win.

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<v Speaker 8>You got.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I gotta run along, Molly, I got a date

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<v Speaker 4>this afternoon. I'm sad Sam Korshak the used comedy and that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to be sad like he is.

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<v Speaker 2>That time must to be loaded. Every time I look around,

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<v Speaker 2>he's opening up another.

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<v Speaker 4>Used car lot someplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I'm going over for his latest grand opening this afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I'm in charge of it.

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<v Speaker 4>You you opening a used car lote, No, I'm opening

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<v Speaker 4>the used car dealer, mister carsh ex appendix comes out today.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's any sweet theory?

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<v Speaker 2>No, sure, let's lost to Christmas? Everybody sweet, But you

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<v Speaker 2>wait a lot please.

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<v Speaker 6>The elevators on the east side stop only at.

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<v Speaker 10>The second and fourth stores between the hours of three

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<v Speaker 10>side and no.

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<v Speaker 8>Sorry, I mean the elevator on the west side.

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<v Speaker 10>It stops at the thirty fists between the.

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<v Speaker 2>Hours of two and for uh uh the uh east side.

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<v Speaker 5>The elevators from six to nine will stop on the

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<v Speaker 5>seventh and eighth floors.

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<v Speaker 10>And the west side of the Oh.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, come on, McGee, hang on to your little furniture record,

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<v Speaker 5>then let's go home. I just don't know how we're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna explain to mister Wimple about the name Molly.

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<v Speaker 2>Looky here, look at the stuff in this food. Connor here,

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<v Speaker 2>will you? Ooh look at that smoke turkey.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's the most delicious. I have a bite once.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, look, I just got a bill of an idea.

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<v Speaker 2>Kiddoll tell me, I'm gonna take this saw back.

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<v Speaker 4>We've been going at this whole thing all wrong, kiddo,

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<v Speaker 4>you bet you. We've been entirely too sensible about this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what we've been entirely two cents good.

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<v Speaker 6>Why gosh, Christmas ought to be for fun.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right, you're so right.

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<v Speaker 4>Somebody gives you something you don't want. You shouldn't at

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<v Speaker 4>a trade it for something sensible, like tolls or tools.

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<v Speaker 4>You ought to get something extravagant.

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<v Speaker 8>Eat talking right here, chiming, tell me more, something we've.

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<v Speaker 2>Always wanted and couldn't afford, Like a smoke turkey. That's it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on by one and buy it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we'd like to look at some smoke turkeys. Please, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>twenty dollars one sis you pick it out.

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<v Speaker 4>Kiddle, I'll run and exchange the silly saucet, and boy,

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<v Speaker 4>we'll live it up, kiddle, give me.

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<v Speaker 5>Just one more slice Dari, and we'll put the turkey away.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I'll invite all our friends over tomorrow evening.

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<v Speaker 4>Mister Wimple too, let me get out that other drumstick

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<v Speaker 4>off of there before he starts sending out the invitations

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<v Speaker 4>to see.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, this is delicious.

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<v Speaker 3>They wonder how the poor people are doing.

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<v Speaker 2>This is quite a parlay, you know.

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<v Speaker 4>That's from Wimple's lamp to bathtowels, to a set of

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<v Speaker 4>sauce to a smoke turkey.

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<v Speaker 10>Hied to try to exchange this poor thing, dary, this

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<v Speaker 10>bird has suffered.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, nah, that was the best idea. Somebody at the door,

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<v Speaker 4>throw a towel over the turkey. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 4>give this expensive.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, for goodness sakes, mister Wimple, say anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't say anything.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, al right, Wimple man, come in, boy, glad's see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 10>Sit down, mister Wimple. Oh iz, you can't stay missus.

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<v Speaker 6>Nigee.

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<v Speaker 3>I just got buyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you got that box I left on your

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<v Speaker 2>porch this morning. Oh sure, we got it, wimp looks

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<v Speaker 2>exciting too. We put it away in the hall closet.

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<v Speaker 6>Feel Chris, Yes you take it out Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Name is yeah good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll pick it up early Christmas morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's my present for SWEETI FeAs.

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<v Speaker 2>She always opens your packages.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, i'd bring them in the house, so I thought

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<v Speaker 3>i'd leave it here.

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<v Speaker 2>With you and Soley this time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes and yes you certainly foller all right, soda, we

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<v Speaker 5>have some smoke.

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<v Speaker 4>Turkey boy, I want to tell you about a funny

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<v Speaker 4>thing that happened to us today on our front porch.

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<v Speaker 2>Cliver and Holly return in a moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Many of you who roasted you are thanksgiving turkey and

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<v Speaker 1>Reynolds's wrap will want to repeat that wonderful experience this Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you want to change from turkey, remember you

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<v Speaker 1>can get the same extra benefits by roasting any meat

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<v Speaker 1>in this pure aluminum foil.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the perfect way to bake at Christmas ham.

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<v Speaker 1>You get more flavor because the juices are sealed in,

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<v Speaker 1>more meat on the table because there's less shrinkage in

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<v Speaker 1>the oven.

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<v Speaker 2>No oven watching either, no basting, no fear of burning.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever your Christmas menu, make it easy, make it better

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<v Speaker 1>with Reynolds ramp stock up at your grocer's standard twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five foot rolls and Jumbo economy rolls seventy five feet.

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<v Speaker 1>Ask by name for Reynolds Ramp, the original and genuine

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<v Speaker 1>made by the world's largest producer of aluminum foil, Reynolds

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<v Speaker 1>Metals Company.

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<v Speaker 10>It's some more turkey, mister Winkle, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the issues. So that's a deal in wimp.

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<v Speaker 4>You always spend five bucks on us for Christmas, so

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<v Speaker 4>you merely take the dough for the next four years

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<v Speaker 4>and buy your wife another.

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<v Speaker 10>Lamp with it right right hand me that gumstick? Please,

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<v Speaker 10>thank you, McGee.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we going to give him for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 6>Have you bought it?

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<v Speaker 4>What it you think I'm going to buy a present

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<v Speaker 4>for a guy that ain't going to give us anything

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<v Speaker 4>on nineteen fifty six?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't be knave kittle boy. Look at that bird

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<v Speaker 2>eat teky good night, good night.

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<v Speaker 7>Reynolds Medals Company, pioneers of progress through aluminum, brings you

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<v Speaker 7>fill them with you and Molly each week at this time,

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<v Speaker 7>Reynolds Aluminum also brings you mister Peepers starring Roley Conx

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<v Speaker 7>on NBC Television Sunday night.

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<v Speaker 2>See your local paper for a time and channel and

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<v Speaker 2>don't forget to be with us again. That's Tuesday Night.

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<v Speaker 6>Good Night.

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<v Speaker 2>Transcribe. Tonight played Two for the Money with Herb Schreiner

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<v Speaker 2>on NBC