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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let you taco one O one one w jrr

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<v Speaker 1>butt your freaking idiots all right.

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<v Speaker 3>This hour on the Lunch and Taco Show is brought

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<v Speaker 3>you by Petties meets on State Road four thirty four.

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<v Speaker 2>And Longwood just west to I four.

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<v Speaker 3>Today, I think is the last day to get in

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<v Speaker 3>on the big Game contest we got going on our

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<v Speaker 3>Instagram with Petties.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I'm checking that email again, but I remember talking

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<v Speaker 1>to the boss. I think tomorrow. You have until tomorrow

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<v Speaker 1>to get signed up, so.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, just win a huge meat pack from Petties and

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<v Speaker 3>you hear us talk about Petties almost every day on

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<v Speaker 3>this show. Nothing but the best there for your big

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<v Speaker 3>game preparation this weekend. Get you loaded with that and a.

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<v Speaker 1>Grill to cook it all on and Metallica tickets again

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<v Speaker 1>entering our Instagram It's really easy at one oh one

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<v Speaker 1>one wjrr. If you don't do Instagram, have somebody else

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<v Speaker 1>that does do it for you. You win that eat pack,

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<v Speaker 1>a grill and of course metallic and.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to have the best eats that you're get

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<v Speaker 3>together by petties that they'll make sure that happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I love patties.

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<v Speaker 1>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's start in uh, New York, Albany, New York. A

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<v Speaker 3>judge there has resigned from his position because of what

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<v Speaker 3>he did to get out of jury duty.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, a judge is trying to get out of jury day.

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<v Speaker 2>Judge was called for jury duty. Now, you would think

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<v Speaker 2>he'd get bumped right, just you.

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<v Speaker 3>Know, in the initial when they're asking is there anybody

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<v Speaker 3>here who has an issue with you know, well, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>a judge. You would think that would be enough to

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<v Speaker 3>that's immediately. It wasn't. So decided to push it a

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<v Speaker 3>little farther.

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<v Speaker 2>This judge had that judge.

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<v Speaker 1>The person in charge of jury duty selections had a

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<v Speaker 1>beef with the judge.

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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee it.

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<v Speaker 1>You.

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<v Speaker 3>The judge presiding over the potential juror said, well, judge,

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<v Speaker 3>what's he goes, Well, I can't be I can't be

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<v Speaker 3>impartial because I'm of the mindset that I think all

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<v Speaker 3>defendants are guilty.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, dude, you're a judge. Now you're supposed to judge. No,

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<v Speaker 4>not like that. Let's stop for a second and think

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<v Speaker 4>about that. Let's just let's just talk about criminal cases.

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<v Speaker 2>I started thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, if you really want to get down to it,

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<v Speaker 3>what percentage of people who are charged with actual crimes,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, are really guilty and just get off because

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<v Speaker 3>of some technicality, a loophole or improper procedure on the

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<v Speaker 3>part of the arresting You.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, that's a two part question, you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>First answer is, yeah, about ninety eight percent of them are

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<v Speaker 1>probably guilty. How many get off on the loophole? Unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>about twenty percent, which is a joke. I you're a

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<v Speaker 1>judge and you're trying to bail on Jerry duty. Come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's like judges are the ones that when I

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<v Speaker 1>had to sit on an actual jury and I was

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<v Speaker 1>off the show for five days or whatever, and I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know, you're not supposed to have a beer at

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<v Speaker 1>lunch and all the things that I did that I

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<v Speaker 1>shouldn't have. But the judge said, well, aren't you glad

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<v Speaker 1>that you did this because it's a really it's a

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<v Speaker 1>good process for somebody like you who's in radio to see.

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<v Speaker 1>And I agree it was cool. But at the same

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<v Speaker 1>time he was talking me into like, hey, it's good

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<v Speaker 1>that you did this.

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<v Speaker 2>Spread the word that it's good to do Jerry duty.

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<v Speaker 2>This judge not so much. Oh jery y sucks mane.

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<v Speaker 2>They're all guilty anyway, Yeah, exactly waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember the last time that I went for Jerry duty

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<v Speaker 1>that the thug stood up. You go, anybody have a

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<v Speaker 1>reason why they shouldn't be here, Please don't give us

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<v Speaker 1>excuses like.

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<v Speaker 2>What you know?

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<v Speaker 1>They just kind of tried cut This guy stood up.

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<v Speaker 1>They go, Yes, he's got his pants down to the

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<v Speaker 1>back of his knees. I hate cops and looks right

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<v Speaker 1>at this cop. I'm like, oh god, taste them. Just

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<v Speaker 1>lay him out right here.

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<v Speaker 2>And they dismissed the piece of garbage.

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<v Speaker 5>If you would have seen this guy, you just you

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<v Speaker 5>would have been human. Pat listen, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 5>be mishart here. I'm not defending this judge in his comment,

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<v Speaker 5>but I can easily see where if you've done this

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<v Speaker 5>for a while, and you've sat up there and you've

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<v Speaker 5>seen this endless parade of just losers day in and

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<v Speaker 5>day out, with their excuses and making crap up, and

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<v Speaker 5>the frustration at times of having to dismiss the case

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<v Speaker 5>that you know full well, you know it's got to

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<v Speaker 5>just wear thin on you at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>Wash nse repeat, same trash in trash out.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, I get a couple of eggs stories to

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<v Speaker 3>share this morning. This you're seeing these left and right

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<v Speaker 3>now for various reasons. Let's go to Pennsylvania, where the

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<v Speaker 3>Pennsylvania State Police are investigating the theft of one hundred

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<v Speaker 3>thousand organic eggs from the back of a semi.

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<v Speaker 1>Eggs are expensive, man, that's that's the new uh for

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<v Speaker 1>the new formula, new gold. Yeah, for babies, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of formula. It's like eggs are at the even

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<v Speaker 1>point now they are.

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<v Speaker 3>And I get that, and you won't. Your thieves are

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<v Speaker 3>gonna try to steal stuff that is in demand and

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<v Speaker 3>it's pricey. But how do you how do you move

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred thousand eggs before they you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, you's gotta be a branch of them off here.

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<v Speaker 1>Have something lined up, Yeah, you know, I supply all

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<v Speaker 1>the dinas, you know, like they do the diners all

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<v Speaker 1>from Jersey all the way down to Florida, all the

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<v Speaker 1>way down to Miami Beach where I have some places there.

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<v Speaker 2>That uh, bunny, hey, yeah, what's up? You can I

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<v Speaker 2>understand some eggs like are these like my life can produce?

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<v Speaker 4>No like scrambled fried poached eggs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, they are kind of expensive at the store

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<v Speaker 1>after that bird flu.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a large portion of it, right that the

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<v Speaker 2>bird flu.

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<v Speaker 3>Which brings me to this waffle house yesterday announces and

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<v Speaker 3>I had more on this on our Facebook page. Because

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<v Speaker 3>of the the egg shortage caused a lot by this

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<v Speaker 3>aggressive strain of Avian bird flu, they are adding a

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<v Speaker 3>fifty cent per egg surcharge to every order you order

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<v Speaker 3>the three eggs. It's going to be an extra buck

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<v Speaker 3>fifty for you at waffle house. Yeah, because we're not

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<v Speaker 3>egg house, we're waffle They do say that this is

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<v Speaker 3>only a temporary surcharge as waffle House, you know, is

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<v Speaker 3>known for their economical offerings there and their prices are low,

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<v Speaker 3>and the price of eggs has gotten to the point

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<v Speaker 3>where they just they cannot sell their currents menu that

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<v Speaker 3>features eggs at the price that's at.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well there, you know, I think you'll see more and

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<v Speaker 1>more places do that. All because one bird had to

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<v Speaker 1>get the flu and then just spread it.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they euthanized or killed like over a million chickens

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we had.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's where this is all backed up from. Now

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<v Speaker 3>this is the effect, you know a few months later,

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<v Speaker 3>here we are.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we talked about it on the show. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember it's like, Okay, what's in that egg substitute?

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<v Speaker 2>Crap? Crap? I don't know has.

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<v Speaker 3>Anybody used that stuff that it comes like in a

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<v Speaker 3>milk carton?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>I know exactly what you're talking about. I've seen it

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<v Speaker 1>on guys grocery games when they can't use a certain

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<v Speaker 1>section of the store. But are you really resorting pats?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, no, No, I'm just I'm just I'm you know,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a problem solver here. That's what I do. If

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<v Speaker 3>budget isn't concerning, you got to have your eggs. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just wondering if anybody tried that egg substitute crap.

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<v Speaker 1>If it you see the healthy people that just eat

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<v Speaker 1>the whites that's get wasting. That that bird could have

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<v Speaker 1>been put down, that yolk part could have been put

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<v Speaker 1>down with the other one million of them, but it

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<v Speaker 1>lived And you're not gonna eat the egg that cost

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<v Speaker 1>twelve dollars for a carton waffle house buck fifty for

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<v Speaker 1>three egg breakfast.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's a dollar fifty more for the breakfast added

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<v Speaker 3>on buck fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's sad that it's come to this now.

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<v Speaker 1>Next time that I come to you and I say, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want eggs, are you gonna say?

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<v Speaker 2>I know a guy, Vinny.

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<v Speaker 1>He runs from from Jersey Shaw all the way down

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<v Speaker 1>to Miami Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Big guy. See ye, it's a square it away its

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<v Speaker 2>eccentric follow the lining Orlando's first season