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Speaker 3: Let's start in uh, New York, Albany, New York. A
Speaker 3: judge there has resigned from his position because of what
Speaker 3: he did to get out of jury duty.
Speaker 2: Wait, a judge is trying to get out of jury day.
Speaker 2: Judge was called for jury duty. Now, you would think
Speaker 2: he'd get bumped right, just you.
Speaker 3: Know, in the initial when they're asking is there anybody
Speaker 3: here who has an issue with you know, well, I'm
Speaker 3: a judge. You would think that would be enough to
Speaker 3: that's immediately. It wasn't. So decided to push it a
Speaker 3: little farther.
Speaker 2: This judge had that judge.
Speaker 1: The person in charge of jury duty selections had a
Speaker 1: beef with the judge.
Speaker 2: I guarantee it.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 3: The judge presiding over the potential juror said, well, judge,
Speaker 3: what's he goes, Well, I can't be I can't be
Speaker 3: impartial because I'm of the mindset that I think all
Speaker 3: defendants are guilty.
Speaker 4: Come on, dude, you're a judge. Now you're supposed to judge. No,
Speaker 4: not like that. Let's stop for a second and think
Speaker 4: about that. Let's just let's just talk about criminal cases.
Speaker 2: I started thinking about it.
Speaker 3: I'm like, if you really want to get down to it,
Speaker 3: what percentage of people who are charged with actual crimes,
Speaker 3: you know, are really guilty and just get off because
Speaker 3: of some technicality, a loophole or improper procedure on the
Speaker 3: part of the arresting You.
Speaker 2: Know, that's a two part question, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: First answer is, yeah, about ninety eight percent of them are
Speaker 1: probably guilty. How many get off on the loophole? Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: about twenty percent, which is a joke. I you're a
Speaker 1: judge and you're trying to bail on Jerry duty. Come on, man,
Speaker 1: But that's like judges are the ones that when I
Speaker 1: had to sit on an actual jury and I was
Speaker 1: off the show for five days or whatever, and I
Speaker 1: didn't know, you're not supposed to have a beer at
Speaker 1: lunch and all the things that I did that I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have. But the judge said, well, aren't you glad
Speaker 1: that you did this because it's a really it's a
Speaker 1: good process for somebody like you who's in radio to see.
Speaker 1: And I agree it was cool. But at the same
Speaker 1: time he was talking me into like, hey, it's good
Speaker 1: that you did this.
Speaker 2: Spread the word that it's good to do Jerry duty.
Speaker 2: This judge not so much. Oh jery y sucks mane.
Speaker 2: They're all guilty anyway, Yeah, exactly waste of time.
Speaker 1: Remember the last time that I went for Jerry duty
Speaker 1: that the thug stood up. You go, anybody have a
Speaker 1: reason why they shouldn't be here, Please don't give us
Speaker 1: excuses like.
Speaker 2: What you know?
Speaker 1: They just kind of tried cut This guy stood up.
Speaker 1: They go, Yes, he's got his pants down to the
Speaker 1: back of his knees. I hate cops and looks right
Speaker 1: at this cop. I'm like, oh god, taste them. Just
Speaker 1: lay him out right here.
Speaker 2: And they dismissed the piece of garbage.
Speaker 5: If you would have seen this guy, you just you
Speaker 5: would have been human. Pat listen, I don't want to
Speaker 5: be mishart here. I'm not defending this judge in his comment,
Speaker 5: but I can easily see where if you've done this
Speaker 5: for a while, and you've sat up there and you've
Speaker 5: seen this endless parade of just losers day in and
Speaker 5: day out, with their excuses and making crap up, and
Speaker 5: the frustration at times of having to dismiss the case
Speaker 5: that you know full well, you know it's got to
Speaker 5: just wear thin on you at some point.
Speaker 2: Wash nse repeat, same trash in trash out.
Speaker 3: All right, I get a couple of eggs stories to
Speaker 3: share this morning. This you're seeing these left and right
Speaker 3: now for various reasons. Let's go to Pennsylvania, where the
Speaker 3: Pennsylvania State Police are investigating the theft of one hundred
Speaker 3: thousand organic eggs from the back of a semi.
Speaker 1: Eggs are expensive, man, that's that's the new uh for
Speaker 1: the new formula, new gold. Yeah, for babies, you know,
Speaker 1: instead of formula. It's like eggs are at the even
Speaker 1: point now they are.
Speaker 3: And I get that, and you won't. Your thieves are
Speaker 3: gonna try to steal stuff that is in demand and
Speaker 3: it's pricey. But how do you how do you move
Speaker 3: one hundred thousand eggs before they you.
Speaker 2: Know, you's gotta be a branch of them off here.
Speaker 1: Have something lined up, Yeah, you know, I supply all
Speaker 1: the dinas, you know, like they do the diners all
Speaker 1: from Jersey all the way down to Florida, all the
Speaker 1: way down to Miami Beach where I have some places there.
Speaker 2: That uh, bunny, hey, yeah, what's up? You can I
Speaker 2: understand some eggs like are these like my life can produce?
Speaker 4: No like scrambled fried poached eggs.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they are kind of expensive at the store
Speaker 1: after that bird flu.
Speaker 2: That was a large portion of it, right that the
Speaker 2: bird flu.
Speaker 3: Which brings me to this waffle house yesterday announces and
Speaker 3: I had more on this on our Facebook page. Because
Speaker 3: of the the egg shortage caused a lot by this
Speaker 3: aggressive strain of Avian bird flu, they are adding a
Speaker 3: fifty cent per egg surcharge to every order you order
Speaker 3: the three eggs. It's going to be an extra buck
Speaker 3: fifty for you at waffle house. Yeah, because we're not
Speaker 3: egg house, we're waffle They do say that this is
Speaker 3: only a temporary surcharge as waffle House, you know, is
Speaker 3: known for their economical offerings there and their prices are low,
Speaker 3: and the price of eggs has gotten to the point
Speaker 3: where they just they cannot sell their currents menu that
Speaker 3: features eggs at the price that's at.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well there, you know, I think you'll see more and
Speaker 1: more places do that. All because one bird had to
Speaker 1: get the flu and then just spread it.
Speaker 3: Well, they euthanized or killed like over a million chickens
Speaker 3: a couple of months ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we had.
Speaker 3: That's that's where this is all backed up from. Now
Speaker 3: this is the effect, you know a few months later,
Speaker 3: here we are.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we talked about it on the show. I
Speaker 1: remember it's like, Okay, what's in that egg substitute?
Speaker 2: Crap? Crap? I don't know has.
Speaker 3: Anybody used that stuff that it comes like in a
Speaker 3: milk carton?
Speaker 2: Are you? Are you?
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're talking about. I've seen it
Speaker 1: on guys grocery games when they can't use a certain
Speaker 1: section of the store. But are you really resorting pats?
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, No, I'm just I'm just I'm you know,
Speaker 3: I'm a problem solver here. That's what I do. If
Speaker 3: budget isn't concerning, you got to have your eggs. I'm
Speaker 3: just wondering if anybody tried that egg substitute crap.
Speaker 1: If it you see the healthy people that just eat
Speaker 1: the whites that's get wasting. That that bird could have
Speaker 1: been put down, that yolk part could have been put
Speaker 1: down with the other one million of them, but it
Speaker 1: lived And you're not gonna eat the egg that cost
Speaker 1: twelve dollars for a carton waffle house buck fifty for
Speaker 1: three egg breakfast.
Speaker 3: No, it's a dollar fifty more for the breakfast added
Speaker 3: on buck fifty.
Speaker 2: It's sad that it's come to this now.
Speaker 1: Next time that I come to you and I say, hey,
Speaker 1: you want eggs, are you gonna say?
Speaker 2: I know a guy, Vinny.
Speaker 1: He runs from from Jersey Shaw all the way down
Speaker 1: to Miami Beach.
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