WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.720 --> 00:00:19.719 Hello, everyone, Welcome to the first ever episode of Space Pirates, 2 00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:23.120 Dungeons and Dragons. Welcome to the Eon Veil, which I 3 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:26.199 va was the name of the universe. If you haven't gathered, 4 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:30.879 I won't notes. Everyone's got notebooks now, which is very 5 00:00:30.920 --> 00:00:34.960 exciting for me. Not books. Yeah, we've got three different 6 00:00:34.960 --> 00:00:37.119 players with notebooks, and you could definitely guess which one 7 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:42.119 would break a notebook. Name of universe, Yeah, I got. 8 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:44.119 All up here. 9 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:53.119 Not believe you, I really don't believe you. Yes, no, 10 00:00:53.439 --> 00:00:56.159 shred down notes. Yeah. I'm not going to introduce the 11 00:00:56.200 --> 00:00:58.479 player straight away. We're going to do that one at 12 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:02.000 a time, as the players, as the characters are introduced, 13 00:01:03.039 --> 00:01:07.359 and so I'll do the little intro thing. I do 14 00:01:07.439 --> 00:01:10.359 want to preface everything by saying, yes, this is a 15 00:01:10.400 --> 00:01:16.680 sci fi space campaign. I am an idiot. So it's 16 00:01:16.719 --> 00:01:20.840 not gonna be super detailed in terms of like astro 17 00:01:21.200 --> 00:01:23.519 physics and all of that. There's gonna be a lot 18 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.000 of hand waving on how technology works. 19 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:29.439 Is this more science fantasy than science fiction? No, it's 20 00:01:29.480 --> 00:01:32.040 still science fiction. Difference, I know there's a difference. 21 00:01:32.560 --> 00:01:35.079 It's still like the setting is very you know, it's 22 00:01:35.120 --> 00:01:39.040 it's still very like Starlarus, Star Wars, Mass Effect, you know, 23 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:41.159 all of these kind of things where it's the future, 24 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:44.200 classic sci fi. It's not. This is not spell Jamma 25 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:48.120 where it's like just magic. Any details on how things 26 00:01:48.200 --> 00:01:50.000 work like. 27 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:53.680 Science fiction is like the the fluxon drive is activating 28 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:56.280 the hydro spanner or something you know, like like something 29 00:01:56.319 --> 00:01:56.560 like that. 30 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:02.959 Both turns down right now, the flux on drive of 31 00:02:03.040 --> 00:02:05.719 the hydrovan. There will be a quiz at the end 32 00:02:05.719 --> 00:02:07.959 of the session. I will quizz all of you. Fantastic. 33 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:13.000 Okay, So this is where we begin on our adventure. 34 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:15.080 I'm gonna let me read this for you for written 35 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:18.520 something Drifting in the dark between shattered moons. Don't laugh 36 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:23.919 at me, I'm good. Drifting in the dark, between shattered 37 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:27.039 moons and dying stars lies a forgotten speck of rock. 38 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:31.319 Officially categorized as vanter Kop Facility three eight five three 39 00:02:31.759 --> 00:02:34.639 one of thousands, a labor camp hidden in the Free 40 00:02:34.639 --> 00:02:37.680 Belt where prisoners vanish from public record and reappear as 41 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:41.879 corporate assets. Bought in silence, worked without rest. Prisoners here 42 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:46.159 serve sentences under flickering lights and the boot of security droids. 43 00:02:46.520 --> 00:02:51.479 No trial, no rights, just filling out quotas. Two of 44 00:02:51.479 --> 00:02:55.960 you have been here for a while. Now, you know, 45 00:02:56.159 --> 00:03:00.439 heads down, just like working out your sentence, and those 46 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:04.759 two are well, we will start with you know, I'll 47 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.479 roll to who we start with? Yeah, for two RANDOMI 48 00:03:07.919 --> 00:03:15.240 randomize it, Navena, So you are currently sitting in a 49 00:03:15.240 --> 00:03:19.400 prison cell, in a in a cage. I'm also going 50 00:03:19.439 --> 00:03:22.039 to roll there are other prisoners and I am rolling 51 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:24.199 randomly to see who you share a prison cell with. 52 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:26.960 So I'm gonna I'm gonna do that now A D 53 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:31.560 three here, okay, okay, okay, okay, So Navina, do you 54 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:35.039 want to describe your character first? Navena? Here is Connoquest 55 00:03:35.080 --> 00:03:37.879 as well. Welcome. Everybody say welcome Conequest, Welcome. 56 00:03:37.560 --> 00:03:38.360 Conquest Welcome. 57 00:03:41.039 --> 00:03:47.680 Navena is a Villainari. She is periwinkled blue skin color 58 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:49.000 with deep magenta eyes. 59 00:03:50.800 --> 00:03:51.240 Document. 60 00:03:55.960 --> 00:04:01.400 She's a quiet, shy individual, quite young, sort of like 61 00:04:02.680 --> 00:04:06.520 I don't know the age specs for Velinari, whether it's 62 00:04:06.520 --> 00:04:08.479 similar to human years or not, but around sort of 63 00:04:08.520 --> 00:04:11.120 like late teens, nineteen going on twenty. 64 00:04:11.400 --> 00:04:11.719 Yeah. 65 00:04:12.520 --> 00:04:18.839 For scope, she is a monk in terms of class, 66 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:22.920 and she was born and spent most of her life 67 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:26.879 within the church of her small village area on her 68 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:29.279 home planet, Saint Marinus. 69 00:04:30.040 --> 00:04:32.000 Okay, I didn't expect this. I was just I was 70 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:34.279 expecting just physical details. But you're really giving me the 71 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:37.920 whole story here. Yeah, and just for anyone who without 72 00:04:37.920 --> 00:04:41.160 any visual aid, the Velinari are a sort of semi 73 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:44.800 aquatic being. They have set the semi gelatinous so they 74 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:47.959 can transform their arms and their legs and sort of 75 00:04:47.959 --> 00:04:50.879 their limbs into other forms. They've got sort of three eyes, 76 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:55.160 and yeah, they're kind of like an aquatic gelatinous race. 77 00:04:55.560 --> 00:05:00.759 And you're sitting there across from you. Everybody in this 78 00:05:00.800 --> 00:05:03.920 facility has been like keeping to themselves and quite quiet, 79 00:05:04.160 --> 00:05:08.079 except for this guy. This guy. This guy. 80 00:05:09.160 --> 00:05:10.439 You've got the one person. 81 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:17.199 This guy is a skivett. There's a skivet who sits 82 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:20.000 in front of you. His fur is green, but you 83 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:24.319 couldn't really tell because it's just covered in soot and ash, 84 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:26.240 so it's like he's kind of like dusty black and 85 00:05:26.319 --> 00:05:29.040 green and he's just there and he's like, God, why 86 00:05:29.120 --> 00:05:32.439 are you talking? Wait? Wait, we got some sort of 87 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:33.319 report together. 88 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:40.240 Awful voice character in this campaign. 89 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:44.519 Yeah, Visa is trying her best to meditate. And just 90 00:05:45.040 --> 00:05:45.879 ignore him. 91 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:51.160 Are you asleep? Hey? Why can't we just like play 92 00:05:51.160 --> 00:05:53.360 a game? Last sellmone I had we played cards all 93 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:57.079 day until they killed him. I'm not saying that playing 94 00:05:57.120 --> 00:05:59.920 cards leads to you dying. Don't be afraid. Come on, 95 00:06:00.000 --> 00:06:02.639 I don't bite, you know, like often. 96 00:06:04.839 --> 00:06:07.839 Well, you have interrupted my meditation. 97 00:06:09.720 --> 00:06:10.000 WHOA? 98 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:11.199 What's would you like to play? 99 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:15.519 WHOA? Oh great? I did this think i'd get this far. 100 00:06:15.600 --> 00:06:21.120 I'll be honest. He's like searching his pockets, of which 101 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:26.560 he has many, and he's like, I have Yeah, I 102 00:06:26.600 --> 00:06:28.160 have this dice I stole. 103 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:30.920 Very well. 104 00:06:31.639 --> 00:06:36.639 Okay, let's roll dice. Do you want to just play 105 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:37.720 highest dice wins? 106 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:40.360 Why not? 107 00:06:40.600 --> 00:06:42.600 I do not know these foreign games. 108 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:45.720 Oh okay, so this is how it works. How what 109 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:47.560 do you have money? You look like someone who makes 110 00:06:47.600 --> 00:06:49.920 a lot of money Vellunari. They tend to be quite rich. 111 00:06:50.639 --> 00:06:54.600 Sorry, Daniel, you're I'm losing, Like the the voice isn't 112 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:57.720 really what it started out as my immersion. 113 00:06:57.839 --> 00:06:58.720 I think you need to go. 114 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:04.560 Back to the US quite rich. You know all that 115 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:05.560 churches and all that. 116 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:10.399 They did not let me bring much money to this place, 117 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:12.639 uh any at all? 118 00:07:12.680 --> 00:07:14.439 Actually, yeah, but you gotta have some of you know 119 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:16.879 back home, like what to be free and all that. 120 00:07:18.120 --> 00:07:22.839 Well, the church relies mostly on donations, and yeah yeah, donations, stealing, 121 00:07:22.879 --> 00:07:26.959 it's all the same thing. We do not take for ourselves. 122 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.160 We we give back. 123 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:31.800 Yeah way, yeah, yeah, I've heard that before. Okay, whatever, 124 00:07:31.839 --> 00:07:36.120 let's just say we what what do you do? You 125 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:44.639 have anything on you? Uh no, this sucks man. Okay, well, 126 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:49.800 well then the next let's say the next week of meals, 127 00:07:50.240 --> 00:07:52.800 I get to have whatever you have, just you you 128 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.879 and and and if I if are you win, then 129 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:57.560 you get the next week of meals from mine. 130 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:02.000 Very well, the food is not that good anyway. 131 00:08:02.279 --> 00:08:05.600 All right, So he holds out the dice and he goes, okay, 132 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:13.319 roll these could you roll two D six? Yeah you 133 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:16.120 rode a six. He's gonna roll his two D six. 134 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:18.759 He rolls a three, and he goes, all right, Well, 135 00:08:18.800 --> 00:08:21.120 the objective of that game was the lowest roll wins. 136 00:08:21.519 --> 00:08:31.279 So I suppose I have lost every food. 137 00:08:31.959 --> 00:08:35.519 Nothing tastes better than free. So he's he's just annoying you. 138 00:08:35.879 --> 00:08:39.759 We're then gonna we're then gonna cut to uh wait, 139 00:08:39.799 --> 00:08:40.960 he only rolled one dice. 140 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:47.799 Sorry, just kept he's a cheating asshole there. 141 00:08:47.879 --> 00:08:50.360 Yeah, he just he just cheated. 142 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:52.559 NA does another rules just. 143 00:08:54.720 --> 00:08:58.159 Now we cut to Schwaberty, who is playing Sigma, which 144 00:08:58.200 --> 00:08:59.600 is alike and you want to describe, you want a 145 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:02.440 different out a little bit further along the corridor. 146 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:05.600 So, yeah, Sigma is a liking, as you say, which 147 00:09:05.639 --> 00:09:09.960 is like a canine kind of anthropomorphic alien creature. 148 00:09:10.320 --> 00:09:11.080 They have. 149 00:09:12.399 --> 00:09:15.960 More eyes than regular regular canines, is one thing that 150 00:09:15.960 --> 00:09:17.679 sets them a party. He has like mostly brown and 151 00:09:18.039 --> 00:09:21.240 sort of beige cream fur, and his outfits and his 152 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:23.919 his sort of like tech that he wears, and his 153 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:28.399 bioengineered on his body is like orange highlights. 154 00:09:28.240 --> 00:09:30.600 As far as his risk goes, he is relatively small. 155 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:34.759 He's five nine, but you know, among general races across 156 00:09:34.799 --> 00:09:36.600 the universe, that's probably pretty average. 157 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:43.600 Okay, well you're okay. Your cell mate is this tall thal, 158 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:46.759 which is yeah, he's tall and jagged. He's maybe like 159 00:09:46.759 --> 00:09:50.200 seven foot or so, like dark black obsidian skin with 160 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:54.879 glowing purple marks, and he's he doesn't talk often, but 161 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:59.360 he looks over you with sympathy and he's just looking 162 00:09:59.399 --> 00:10:02.639 you up and down. Hit this sort of the light 163 00:10:03.000 --> 00:10:05.039 from his body is kind of reflecting off of you 164 00:10:05.200 --> 00:10:05.720 a little bit. 165 00:10:05.840 --> 00:10:10.240 Okay, yeah, but he doesn't he doesn't speak. 166 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:12.360 Not immediately. No, he's still just sort of he's he's 167 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:14.840 a lot more chill. I mean, what probably happens is 168 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:18.559 you guys can hear this givet from the other just 169 00:10:18.639 --> 00:10:23.559 like yaphing just and he's like hmm, that man seems 170 00:10:23.559 --> 00:10:26.559 to be making a lot of noise, isn't he? 171 00:10:26.679 --> 00:10:30.799 Yes, I did know this, my friend. What is your name? 172 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:34.519 Ah? I apologize? Who was rude of me not to 173 00:10:34.519 --> 00:10:37.519 say I am vow so nice to meet you? 174 00:10:38.480 --> 00:10:43.679 Yes, of course you will know that I I am. 175 00:10:44.360 --> 00:10:46.320 You know I do not look like a prisoner. I 176 00:10:46.320 --> 00:10:48.399 do not belong here, and of course I do not, 177 00:10:48.600 --> 00:10:51.200 you know, not to say you'd look like a prisoner. 178 00:10:51.360 --> 00:10:53.960 I'm sure you know. Both of us shouldn't be here, 179 00:10:54.039 --> 00:10:55.120 you know what I mean? We should. 180 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:58.080 Yes, it is such a shame that hard working men 181 00:10:58.240 --> 00:11:00.480 like yourself end up in places like this. Do you 182 00:11:00.519 --> 00:11:00.799 not see? 183 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:02.600 That's what I'm saying exactly. 184 00:11:02.759 --> 00:11:05.519 Yes, Well you do not have to worry, for their 185 00:11:05.559 --> 00:11:06.679 time is soon to come. 186 00:11:07.960 --> 00:11:08.879 Who whose time is that? 187 00:11:10.399 --> 00:11:16.399 The people? The power, those above us, the ones that 188 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:18.840 hold us down, for innocent men like us in prison 189 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:24.120 cells like this and the Corps van de Korp. Maybe, 190 00:11:24.720 --> 00:11:26.399 but it goes deeper than that. 191 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:32.720 Here's what I was thinking. You know, I think we've 192 00:11:32.759 --> 00:11:35.120 looked out, you know, being in a cell together. After all, 193 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:38.080 you have some brawn about you and me. 194 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:39.360 Thank you. 195 00:11:39.519 --> 00:11:43.360 Sigmay is very intelligent, you know. So I'm thinking, me 196 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.320 and you could be breaking our way out of here. 197 00:11:47.240 --> 00:11:51.639 Do you think so small minded you are? We don't 198 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:54.720 just need to break out of here, but break out 199 00:11:54.720 --> 00:11:59.200 of the chains that shackle us, the invisible force that 200 00:11:59.279 --> 00:12:02.799 binds us to a life of servitude. This prison is 201 00:12:03.080 --> 00:12:07.840 merely a metaphor for the life we live outside. Perhaps 202 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:08.720 one thing at the time. 203 00:12:15.720 --> 00:12:28.039 Scale vacue. Oh okay, yes, perhaps that is wise. Tell 204 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:29.639 me what is your intelligence score? 205 00:12:31.360 --> 00:12:31.519 Oh? 206 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:38.000 If I had to put a number on it, like twelve. 207 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:54.159 Out of ten? Okay, yes, okay, Well, at this moment, 208 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:57.039 then we will introduce our third character, because there is 209 00:12:57.080 --> 00:13:01.360 a new prisoner arriving today. Oh. You see a human 210 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:08.679 cuffed and he's being dragged by guards and he is 211 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:11.080 thrown immediately in a jail cell near you guys, And 212 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:13.080 that's like locked slam shot. I do want to know 213 00:13:13.120 --> 00:13:17.000 that all of you are in cuffs by the way, Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:13:17.039 --> 00:13:21.240 This new prisoner is you, Josh Stripe Hayes as Rick Plan. 215 00:13:22.600 --> 00:13:24.120 You were thrown into this prison. Do you want to 216 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:25.279 describe your character. 217 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:27.639 In? 218 00:13:27.919 --> 00:13:31.919 I'm Rick Plan. I am a disgraced Union of Man Captain. 219 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:35.399 I was unfortunately portrayed by my superiors and so decided 220 00:13:35.440 --> 00:13:37.320 to escape on the nearest shut I could find, but 221 00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:40.519 unfortunately has taken me into this bloody place. So the 222 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:42.159 first thing I need to do is get out of 223 00:13:42.159 --> 00:13:43.879 here and then work out what the hell I'm going 224 00:13:43.919 --> 00:13:46.240 to do to those who betrayed me from higher up 225 00:13:46.279 --> 00:13:49.120 in the Union. Step one, let's work out where the 226 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:50.080 bloody hell I am. 227 00:13:51.240 --> 00:13:53.080 Just feels like you've just cut to narrow it like 228 00:13:53.120 --> 00:13:57.480 you cut to audience cab, Just do straight narration text. 229 00:13:59.440 --> 00:14:01.480 How will Rick plan to get out of this one alive? 230 00:14:01.840 --> 00:14:02.159 All right? 231 00:14:02.519 --> 00:14:07.720 Well, so, well you've been left with the third prisoner, 232 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:11.840 which isn't Vou or the Skivett that Navina never asked 233 00:14:11.840 --> 00:14:14.879 his name of. It is. This is just a human 234 00:14:15.039 --> 00:14:18.399 in your shell, in your shell, in your cell, and 235 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:20.639 he's sitting across from you, and he looks very terrified 236 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:24.000 and honestly as they throw you in, he goes, no, please, 237 00:14:24.000 --> 00:14:26.320 I'm innocent. Let me out of here, please please. Oh no, 238 00:14:26.480 --> 00:14:29.879 they're going they've gone. Oh shucks are damn? 239 00:14:30.360 --> 00:14:32.639 Oh well, thank god I got you, because when I 240 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:34.159 was being dragged here, I heard a rat and the 241 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:35.440 guy talking about metaphorse. 242 00:14:35.480 --> 00:14:37.320 You've seen downright normal. What's your name? 243 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:41.320 Oh? Oh my name? Oh people don't usually ask my name. 244 00:14:42.080 --> 00:14:44.279 My name is Jeremy, Jeremy. 245 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:46.200 It's loving to meet you. Question one, do you have 246 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:47.240 a hydro spanner? 247 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:48.159 I don't. 248 00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:49.440 I don't know what that is. 249 00:14:49.639 --> 00:14:53.159 I actually getting out of here a lot harder, Jeremy. 250 00:14:53.159 --> 00:14:54.639 First of all, let me ask you a question. Are 251 00:14:54.679 --> 00:14:55.240 you innocent? 252 00:14:56.440 --> 00:14:57.360 Yes, of course I am. 253 00:14:58.120 --> 00:15:02.360 I I didn't think Jeremy. How long have you been 254 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:02.639 here for? 255 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:06.519 Oh? I've lost track of the months, maybe even a year. 256 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:08.480 I was only even for the crime I committed. I 257 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:10.080 was only supposed to serve like a day. 258 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:13.120 And what crime was that? Jeremy, I'm not going to judge. 259 00:15:13.159 --> 00:15:13.240 You. 260 00:15:13.240 --> 00:15:13.879 Don't worry. 261 00:15:14.120 --> 00:15:16.879 Oh ah, well, I want to stress I didn't actually 262 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:19.639 do this. I didn't actually do this. 263 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:21.320 Don't worry, Jeremy. 264 00:15:21.320 --> 00:15:23.480 I'm sure you're as innocent as your claiming you are 265 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:24.399 What didn't you do? 266 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:30.600 I stole a Globo Bites burger? I mean I didn't 267 00:15:30.600 --> 00:15:34.039 do it. My friends stole the Global Bites burger and 268 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:36.240 then they pinned it on me, and the Global Bites 269 00:15:36.279 --> 00:15:38.759 employees got angry and they called the police, and the 270 00:15:38.799 --> 00:15:41.519 police came by arrested me. And that just happened to 271 00:15:41.519 --> 00:15:44.559 be when Vandcourt was coming through and buying prisoners, and 272 00:15:44.600 --> 00:15:45.679 I got caught up in all of this. 273 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.519 Your friend stole a burger, then the police were called, 274 00:15:49.799 --> 00:15:51.679 and you, for the crime of your friend of stealing 275 00:15:51.679 --> 00:15:56.720 a burger, have been thrown onto a prison planet for years. Yes, yes, personally, 276 00:15:56.759 --> 00:15:58.200 I think that sounds remarkably fair. 277 00:15:58.279 --> 00:15:58.639 Jeremy. 278 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:03.360 However, you've probably served your time, So William Jeremy, calm down, Jeremy, Jared, 279 00:16:03.399 --> 00:16:04.120 I'll slap him. 280 00:16:05.279 --> 00:16:10.840 Wait, how much? What is your strength modifier? Because twenty 281 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:13.919 twenty four rules. I think an unarmed strike is just 282 00:16:13.960 --> 00:16:14.480 your strength? 283 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:16.840 Uh myke slinger modifiers plus two? 284 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:19.080 Oh you knock him unconscious? 285 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:24.440 Oh, there was a hell of a slog. Just slapped 286 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:25.600 him clean into a coma. 287 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:27.200 He's got two HP. 288 00:16:28.919 --> 00:16:29.480 Guards. 289 00:16:30.279 --> 00:16:33.480 Jeremy's fallen unconscious somehow and he won't open the door 290 00:16:33.519 --> 00:16:38.919 and spend a long time looking at him. 291 00:16:39.120 --> 00:16:42.879 Oh okay, okay, so yeah, yeah it was one plus 292 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:48.840 strength modifier. Okay, Well, we'll now cut now to prison guards, 293 00:16:49.120 --> 00:16:53.120 so far away from this prison cell, in one of 294 00:16:53.159 --> 00:16:58.519 the corridors of this facility, taking one on one. Your 295 00:16:58.600 --> 00:17:02.720 character Crag, who is a you know, he's been working 296 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:04.640 here for about a week or so. He's he is 297 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:06.799 a prison guard. He works here at the prison facility. 298 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:10.839 You are currently walking in step besides Warden Locke, who 299 00:17:10.960 --> 00:17:13.640 is your boss. You know, your boots are clanking against 300 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:17.319 the floor. The lights above you are flickering in uneven ways, 301 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:21.559 and you are standing next to each other and the warden. 302 00:17:21.759 --> 00:17:23.559 He doesn't look at you when he speaks, He just talks. 303 00:17:23.599 --> 00:17:27.119 He just goes, yeah, I really appreciate it, Wardener, this 304 00:17:27.279 --> 00:17:28.559 job and everything you're giving me. 305 00:17:28.720 --> 00:17:30.039 It's a it's good time, you know. 306 00:17:30.359 --> 00:17:32.680 Yeah, Well, however, you've been fighting your first week. 307 00:17:33.640 --> 00:17:36.640 Well, you know, I get a couple of jobs before 308 00:17:36.680 --> 00:17:40.880 this and all that, pastry chef, painter, mostly abstract but 309 00:17:41.000 --> 00:17:44.400 cubism as well as kind of my favorite style. But 310 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:46.079 you know, this is this is pretty good. I got 311 00:17:46.119 --> 00:17:49.519 a Badge and everything. This is what I Yeah. 312 00:17:49.599 --> 00:17:51.839 Good, everyone's very excited that you're doing a character voice. 313 00:17:51.880 --> 00:17:57.799 By the way, it's great. It's good, you know, Crags. 314 00:17:57.839 --> 00:18:00.240 That's good to hear. I hated this job when I 315 00:18:00.240 --> 00:18:02.720 started out, you know, honesty, I kind of hate this job. 316 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:04.559 Now it's boring in the middle of nowhere. It's good 317 00:18:04.559 --> 00:18:05.759 to see some people enjoying it. 318 00:18:07.279 --> 00:18:10.119 Just anything that caught me out of, like the the war, 319 00:18:10.559 --> 00:18:14.000 you know, I did it once. Not my favorite thing 320 00:18:14.519 --> 00:18:16.720 all the death for one thing was not good. I 321 00:18:16.799 --> 00:18:18.000 just anything else, you know. 322 00:18:18.319 --> 00:18:21.720 Piece of advice. Don't talk about your backstory around me. 323 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:22.599 I do not care. 324 00:18:23.799 --> 00:18:27.480 Oh had we just had that conversation about me being 325 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:31.079 a painter. Yeah, it seemed kind of invested in that 326 00:18:31.400 --> 00:18:32.599 I painted you something. 327 00:18:32.640 --> 00:18:34.759 I pull out a painting I made for the warden. 328 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:38.599 Look, the painting is lovely and I appreciate. Oh, thank you. 329 00:18:38.680 --> 00:18:41.640 I appreciate that. You are my favorite prison God. Don't 330 00:18:41.880 --> 00:18:43.359 don't let Rosa and Fars know. 331 00:18:45.359 --> 00:18:46.240 Crag blushes. 332 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:51.680 Sorry, Do you want to describe Crag because we have so. 333 00:18:51.759 --> 00:18:54.680 Crag is an ashcar So he's basically just large rock 334 00:18:54.799 --> 00:18:56.799 man and he's large like in terms of D and 335 00:18:56.880 --> 00:19:01.359 D standards. He is a big guy there, jagged kind 336 00:19:01.400 --> 00:19:04.559 of features, like my body is literally chiseled out of rock, 337 00:19:05.359 --> 00:19:08.400 and I have magma for blood. You said I was 338 00:19:08.440 --> 00:19:10.759 wearing boots. I was actually gonna question how how close? 339 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:13.640 Yeah? Maybe, I mean you could just be bigger. 340 00:19:14.279 --> 00:19:17.279 I'm just picturing like the badge for the prison guard, 341 00:19:17.480 --> 00:19:19.960 just like nailed to my chest. Like it's not even 342 00:19:20.039 --> 00:19:22.400 like I'm not wearing a jacket or anything. 343 00:19:23.640 --> 00:19:26.000 That's incredible, like a piercing. 344 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:30.240 Yeah, okay, he goes. Do you want to hear a 345 00:19:30.279 --> 00:19:31.160 secret crack? 346 00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:35.960 You know I'm not good at keeping secrets, Warden, It's. 347 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:43.920 Not gonna be long. Recently found something on this rock 348 00:19:43.960 --> 00:19:46.799 in the middle of nowhere that's big money, something those 349 00:19:46.920 --> 00:19:49.839 VANDAICRT folks would love to get their hands on. Could 350 00:19:49.839 --> 00:19:52.519 give me a promotion out of this dump because I 351 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:57.599 know you miss me, but I yeah, well, I think 352 00:19:57.640 --> 00:20:01.480 it's time to celebrate. We're gonna have a party. Oh 353 00:20:01.519 --> 00:20:05.119 I can make a cake. We sell for the Vanda Corway. 354 00:20:05.640 --> 00:20:08.400 Great thing about having disposable men that will do whatever 355 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:12.799 you say is you can't get in trouble for disposing them. 356 00:20:13.000 --> 00:20:15.759 Yeah, I mean, I mean that kind of makes sense. 357 00:20:16.119 --> 00:20:17.960 Don't want it like a in like sort of a 358 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:18.480 dick way. 359 00:20:18.640 --> 00:20:21.519 Yeah no, don't. I know you might have your hesitations. 360 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:23.480 Don't worry. My niece is one of the six directors 361 00:20:23.519 --> 00:20:28.319 of Vanta Kowait I know, like, so we can get 362 00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:34.599 away with anything. Follow me and he leads you into 363 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:38.400 the prison cells where all the prisoners are. And on 364 00:20:38.440 --> 00:20:42.079 the way you see Rosain Fuzz and he's like, Rosa Fuzz, 365 00:20:42.200 --> 00:20:45.680 follow me and you go inside the prison cell to 366 00:20:45.839 --> 00:20:48.079 the to the area right, and so the rest of 367 00:20:48.119 --> 00:20:52.720 you now see Crag Warden Locke and two other guards 368 00:20:52.799 --> 00:20:57.680 Rosa and Fus come into the room and he he's 369 00:20:57.839 --> 00:21:00.319 he puts his hands on his hips and he looks 370 00:21:00.359 --> 00:21:03.720 around at all the jail cells and goes, hmm, you 371 00:21:03.799 --> 00:21:06.200 know what, I'm in a good mood. We shouldn't do 372 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:08.200 this the old fashioned way, all. 373 00:21:08.160 --> 00:21:11.880 Right, you Okayo's prisoners. I am Crag, son of Kronk. 374 00:21:13.640 --> 00:21:16.880 That's how we introduce that requirement. I have to introduce that. 375 00:21:17.200 --> 00:21:19.440 At first time I'm meeting somebody, I have to introduce 376 00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:21.559 myself that way. You said, do it the old fashion, 377 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:22.960 where I'm just oh. 378 00:21:23.839 --> 00:21:28.359 Crag, I love you. Okay, I hug him. You're like 379 00:21:28.480 --> 00:21:29.680 the sun. I never had. 380 00:21:31.400 --> 00:21:34.119 Violence prison cell at this moment. What is going on? 381 00:21:34.759 --> 00:21:37.960 I don't know, but the tides are changing, the winds 382 00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:40.720 shift within us. You can feel it too in your soul. 383 00:21:41.240 --> 00:21:43.039 You could feel it too in your mind. 384 00:21:43.960 --> 00:21:47.119 You keep an eye open for some sort of opening 385 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:49.920 for us to escape. Here, I am hugging the wardens. 386 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:53.759 So he then he comes out of the hug. How 387 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:56.599 many your showed? He goes, Okay, crag, you pick a 388 00:21:56.640 --> 00:22:01.000 prisoner and send him my way. I will get the 389 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:03.759 my new weapon already, and we can have a good 390 00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:06.440 old fashioned celebration execution. What do you say about that. 391 00:22:06.759 --> 00:22:09.920 I'll be in the hangar. I'll meet you there and 392 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:12.079 he he at that point he like pats you on 393 00:22:12.079 --> 00:22:16.839 the shoulder and he leaves. All right, And Rozain Fuzz 394 00:22:16.839 --> 00:22:18.799 turned around to you, Craig, and one of the goes, 395 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:22.079 all right, let's get this dune. Then I vote we 396 00:22:22.119 --> 00:22:24.319 take that small one that keeps complaining all the time, 397 00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:27.799 you know, I say, we take the one that the 398 00:22:28.079 --> 00:22:29.119 little skibbett guy. 399 00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:31.599 And we well, all right, all right, hey go guys, 400 00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:33.759 hold on a second, let's let's try to do this 401 00:22:33.839 --> 00:22:35.519 like he said, execution, right. 402 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.960 Yeah, we we we kill him. That's what we do. 403 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:41.599 All right, Well, let's check on something really quick. Hey, 404 00:22:41.960 --> 00:22:44.440 do any of your prisoners, it's okay if you don't 405 00:22:45.640 --> 00:22:48.839 want to die, answer the prisoner's questions. 406 00:22:49.000 --> 00:22:54.079 Hey, prison questions. Do any of you answer his question? 407 00:22:54.519 --> 00:22:54.720 Yeah? 408 00:22:54.759 --> 00:22:58.079 I mean, I mean Jeremy's unconscious, unfortunately, because he would 409 00:22:58.079 --> 00:22:58.680 obviously be. 410 00:22:58.599 --> 00:23:00.640 In Jeremy to make sure he does not to this question. 411 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:06.359 But he's pretty much just still lying there all looks 412 00:23:06.359 --> 00:23:10.160 dead already. I mean, maybe we should take him easy. 413 00:23:10.839 --> 00:23:13.240 He's already going through a lot. If he already died today, 414 00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:14.680 that's not I don't want to. 415 00:23:17.000 --> 00:23:18.480 We don't want to double kill him. 416 00:23:18.480 --> 00:23:20.319 Now, that's just rude. 417 00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:23.519 Is gonna say, Maybe you should volunteer a little ratman? 418 00:23:24.119 --> 00:23:30.880 Wow? Why you you fucking bard, your stupid cant. 419 00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:34.079 I don't know what that word means. I don't know. 420 00:23:34.440 --> 00:23:36.119 I don't know what that's much means either. 421 00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:41.599 It means lovely woman, Okay, lovely lovely lady. That's where 422 00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:42.640 you are, you cat. 423 00:23:43.359 --> 00:23:45.759 I'll shizzle that into the old bedrock, if you know 424 00:23:45.799 --> 00:23:49.519 what I mean. All right, Well, I think the fair 425 00:23:49.599 --> 00:23:53.480 way to select somebody is just by random. So I'm 426 00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:55.640 just gonna shut my eyes, spin around three times, and 427 00:23:55.680 --> 00:23:57.519 whoever I point at, i'd say, we take them. 428 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:00.680 Okay, then roll a D six. I guess Okay, here 429 00:24:00.720 --> 00:24:03.279 we go, and I'll tell you who you get christ 430 00:24:04.119 --> 00:24:08.440 five five. Oh, no, that would be Jeremy because the 431 00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:09.400 last water it's. 432 00:24:09.240 --> 00:24:11.640 I already said not Jeremy. Hold on two. 433 00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:15.240 Uh, then that would be yeah, that would be the skivet. 434 00:24:16.039 --> 00:24:22.119 All right, okay, all right, little buddy. Uh, you're gonna go. 435 00:24:22.359 --> 00:24:24.559 We're gonna go have a party. So I hope you 436 00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:25.079 like cake. 437 00:24:25.599 --> 00:24:31.359 Yeah, no, no, okay, So you're going over to his 438 00:24:31.440 --> 00:24:31.839 jail cell. 439 00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:33.880 Then I assume, yeah, yeah, I guess I'm gonna go 440 00:24:33.920 --> 00:24:36.279 open it with the ring of keys or key card 441 00:24:36.319 --> 00:24:37.000 or whatever I have. 442 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:38.680 I'm assuming, yeah. 443 00:24:38.640 --> 00:24:40.279 You have you have a ring of keys on? Well, yeah, 444 00:24:40.279 --> 00:24:41.960 I guess. So it's sci fi. It's not a ring 445 00:24:42.000 --> 00:24:43.000 of keys. It is a key card. 446 00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:46.000 Okay, it's a key card, but it's very tiny. It's 447 00:24:46.039 --> 00:24:47.240 like the size of like. 448 00:24:47.680 --> 00:24:50.759 It's a key card. It's in the shape of a key. 449 00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.920 You put it in the lock and then it activates. 450 00:24:54.079 --> 00:24:58.480 All right, and the jail cell opens. Up and and 451 00:24:58.519 --> 00:25:01.799 the skivet goes, you really want to kill me? 452 00:25:01.799 --> 00:25:01.880 Me? 453 00:25:02.559 --> 00:25:05.440 I don't think I've done for you, which is being 454 00:25:06.359 --> 00:25:07.920 which isn't much bad, admit. 455 00:25:08.440 --> 00:25:10.519 I mean I just started working here. I don't remember. 456 00:25:10.599 --> 00:25:13.119 My memory is not the greatest. 457 00:25:14.279 --> 00:25:18.920 No, don't kill me. And Rosa and father like, come on, 458 00:25:19.119 --> 00:25:20.920 just get him. We got to kill the bastard. 459 00:25:22.079 --> 00:25:24.680 Yeah, all right, job's a job, I guess, all right, 460 00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:25.759 I pick up the skivet. 461 00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:34.079 Okay, you can pigure up in one hand. Six of 462 00:25:34.119 --> 00:25:41.519 his arms are cuffed up. Now you are you glowy go? 463 00:25:42.359 --> 00:25:42.920 This is going on. 464 00:25:43.000 --> 00:25:44.279 You could do whatever you want if you want to 465 00:25:44.279 --> 00:25:44.799 do something. 466 00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:46.359 That's okay. 467 00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:51.920 I overheard him saying that it's his first week and 468 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.480 his memory is not very good, so I'd like to 469 00:25:53.559 --> 00:25:56.720 lean that and casually go. You know, it's mighty interesting 470 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:58.599 that in your first week you have to give the 471 00:25:58.640 --> 00:26:01.359 skive it, that incredible weapon over there. Seems like a 472 00:26:01.400 --> 00:26:03.000 strange thing to do, but obviously they're giving it to 473 00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:05.480 a trustable chap can't wait to see what he does 474 00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:05.839 with it. 475 00:26:07.279 --> 00:26:09.799 Rosa red fuzz are like, what fuck is he talking about? 476 00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:13.599 That's what your captain said before he left wasn't it. 477 00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:15.240 He said, pick up the skivet. 478 00:26:15.319 --> 00:26:17.160 And then go over and you're going to let him 479 00:26:17.240 --> 00:26:19.319 use the new weapon that you found. I mean, I'm 480 00:26:19.359 --> 00:26:22.400 pretty sure that you're smart enough to have memorized that. 481 00:26:22.440 --> 00:26:26.279 Aren't you. Okay, can you give me a deception then? Yeah, yeah, 482 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:29.880 give me that deception role. This is on rozahred fuzz. See. 483 00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:34.839 Let me make a deception roll and see if this works. 484 00:26:37.559 --> 00:26:41.480 Do you anogy? There you go? Ten? That does not work. 485 00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:45.319 Ten does not. Unfortunately, they're like use of fucking a 486 00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:47.720 deal or something. We're not giving a weapon to this guy. 487 00:26:48.480 --> 00:26:51.720 Also, first of all, he's the warden, not the captain. 488 00:26:51.680 --> 00:26:53.880 Are Yeah, he would at least got that right. We're 489 00:26:53.880 --> 00:26:55.960 gonna kill him with the weapon. We're gonna kill this 490 00:26:56.000 --> 00:26:58.400 fucking skive He's gonna be evaporated into little pieces. 491 00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:01.319 And we're gonna be a party. First we're already doing 492 00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:04.119 a party. No no, no, we're having a party after. 493 00:27:03.920 --> 00:27:05.000 We kill him. 494 00:27:05.480 --> 00:27:10.200 No, the party was before, No, no, no, The parties after. 495 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:13.559 The party was definitely before. I overheard the warden parties. 496 00:27:13.640 --> 00:27:13.839 Yeah. 497 00:27:13.920 --> 00:27:16.839 See, I agree with that guy. 498 00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.440 He's getting ready. Ross is getting properly pissed. 499 00:27:19.440 --> 00:27:19.640 Off. 500 00:27:19.640 --> 00:27:23.559 Now if you don't listen, I'm still your superior officer. 501 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:26.799 If you the party is after we blow this fucking 502 00:27:26.839 --> 00:27:28.200 wrap into smithereens. 503 00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:30.920 I think we should talk to the warden about this. 504 00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:34.200 The water is gonna say's that same thing, and when 505 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:34.799 he does. 506 00:27:34.680 --> 00:27:36.960 I better ask all the same. I think I should 507 00:27:36.960 --> 00:27:37.839 ask for myself. 508 00:27:38.640 --> 00:27:44.079 Okay, so okay, yes, that argument seeming resolved, Sigma is 509 00:27:44.079 --> 00:27:46.559 finally going to speak up and he's like, wait, Ashcar, 510 00:27:47.480 --> 00:27:48.839 you there a big prison guard. 511 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:51.720 Before you take that skive of the way. Me and 512 00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:54.119 him have some bad blood. If you're going to kill him, 513 00:27:54.119 --> 00:27:55.720 at least let me say one last thing to him. 514 00:27:55.759 --> 00:27:56.559 Bring him over here. 515 00:27:57.039 --> 00:27:58.279 Oh okay, here you go. 516 00:27:58.680 --> 00:28:01.640 The prison cells. I'm assume it's like bars, yeah, yeah, yeah. 517 00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:04.839 If they are bars, I'm going to just like lift 518 00:28:04.920 --> 00:28:07.519 up the skivett and like press his face against the 519 00:28:08.359 --> 00:28:09.799 like he's kind of squeezing. 520 00:28:11.519 --> 00:28:11.880 Man. 521 00:28:13.079 --> 00:28:16.319 This might be difficult with the size of Craig, but 522 00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:19.319 when he's up against the bars and he's pressing this 523 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:21.000 guy up against the bars, I'm just going to be like, 524 00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:23.640 I'm going to say some stuff in the liking language 525 00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:25.480 is kind of gibberish, just like, hey, fuck you are 526 00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:28.279 you so blah blah blah, like just random. I'm just 527 00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:30.599 a riffing and lik him. And in the meantime, I'm 528 00:28:30.599 --> 00:28:33.359 going to attempt to make a slight of hand to 529 00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.960 take the key card from Crag. 530 00:28:35.599 --> 00:28:39.599 Ooh oh, not a bad idea, because you've got he's 531 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:41.960 still Craig. I still assume that you have it, like 532 00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:44.279 in your hand. You didn't say you put it back. 533 00:28:44.279 --> 00:28:48.480 I I did not. Yeah, okay, so you have it 534 00:28:48.519 --> 00:28:50.839 in the hand, Crag. I love how willing you are 535 00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:51.559 to kill a guy. 536 00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:54.960 I mean, that's that's the job. 537 00:28:55.039 --> 00:28:55.240 You know. 538 00:28:55.319 --> 00:28:57.519 I've had some jobs up until now, and you know, 539 00:28:57.960 --> 00:29:02.319 I definitely have some reservations about it. But hey, okay, 540 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:04.000 I've been here a week. I don't know if this 541 00:29:04.079 --> 00:29:05.200 is my first execution. 542 00:29:05.680 --> 00:29:07.920 I know it's definitely your first execution. Oh it is. 543 00:29:08.440 --> 00:29:09.880 Up to this point, you didn't think there was a 544 00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:13.440 killer evolved. Okay, So give me the slide of hand 545 00:29:13.519 --> 00:29:15.880 sigma and it would just be against Crag's passive perception, 546 00:29:16.440 --> 00:29:19.400 which is not great, which is not great. 547 00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:20.440 Beats it. 548 00:29:20.519 --> 00:29:23.119 That beats it. Yeah, So describe to me how you're 549 00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:24.880 slipping it out of out of his hand. 550 00:29:25.640 --> 00:29:27.759 So it's literally like with the size of crag in 551 00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:29.799 the way, I don't think anyone else except for Vow 552 00:29:29.880 --> 00:29:32.119 will be able to see what I'm doing. And I'm 553 00:29:32.160 --> 00:29:34.200 just like right up in this Skivett's face as like 554 00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:36.920 my hands go through the bar and just where I 555 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:39.000 saw him put the key, card or whatever, I'll just 556 00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:39.720 I'll just slip it. 557 00:29:39.839 --> 00:29:42.319 He probably has it in like warn of cracks in 558 00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:48.720 his stowed body. He's not wearing clothes apparently, So it's yeah, 559 00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:51.960 and you successfully get this like this key, and Vow 560 00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:57.680 smiles at you and goes, m you are very intelligent. Indeed, 561 00:29:58.079 --> 00:29:59.279 I could use a man like you. 562 00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:03.240 I'm the think car. You are the bronze. 563 00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:08.799 I pulled the Skivviett away. It's like, all right, you 564 00:30:08.839 --> 00:30:10.160 have anything to respond to that. 565 00:30:10.400 --> 00:30:12.720 I didn't understand the fucking word he said. He said 566 00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:17.039 a bunch of wolfshit just houd in my hair. I 567 00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:17.599 don't like it. 568 00:30:18.720 --> 00:30:21.640 He said you and he and you had some bad blood. 569 00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:23.400 Is that true? 570 00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.000 Oh no, sorry, that was my mistake. I'll Skivet's look 571 00:30:27.039 --> 00:30:28.079 the same to me. Take him away. 572 00:30:28.279 --> 00:30:32.319 Oh shit, hey, we will not stand for that kind 573 00:30:32.319 --> 00:30:33.519 of rhetoric around here. 574 00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:34.559 I don't. 575 00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:36.519 I turned to the other guards, like, do we stand 576 00:30:36.519 --> 00:30:37.839 for that other rhetoric around here? 577 00:30:37.960 --> 00:30:40.000 I don't know. I don't. We'll take it too fucking long. 578 00:30:40.119 --> 00:30:41.720 Just get him. The ward is gonna be upset. We 579 00:30:41.720 --> 00:30:43.279 don't fucking kill this guy soon. 580 00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:49.480 All right, all that, It all comes back to killing 581 00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:52.240 people on the battlefields. It was killing people at the 582 00:30:52.279 --> 00:30:54.599 pastry shop. It was we better get fucking used to it, 583 00:30:54.640 --> 00:30:58.000 because that's the job. We kill people because they deserve. 584 00:30:57.960 --> 00:30:59.240 No, I get it. 585 00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:03.599 Every job involves killing at some point. All right, all right, 586 00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:04.200 I'm gonna, I. 587 00:31:04.119 --> 00:31:06.160 Guess, walk off with the other guards because I don't 588 00:31:06.160 --> 00:31:07.200 want to keep the warden waiting. 589 00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:10.119 I guess, Craig, you do just leave? Then, Well you're 590 00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.319 on your way out, do you guys want to I'm 591 00:31:12.319 --> 00:31:14.799 heading towards You can see them now, walking towards the 592 00:31:14.839 --> 00:31:17.480 door with with the skivet in his hand. 593 00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:20.680 Did they close my cell? 594 00:31:20.960 --> 00:31:23.759 They did? Close yourself, yeah, Crackol told yourself, don't worry. 595 00:31:23.880 --> 00:31:31.279 Yeah yeah, yeah. The veda is very like unnoticeable, so 596 00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:35.839 they were not even yeah. Okay, well so Sigma, you 597 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:36.279 now have a. 598 00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:40.759 Key, yes, and the guards have left the room, right. 599 00:31:40.839 --> 00:31:42.680 Yeah, unless you guys are doing anything before they leave 600 00:31:42.720 --> 00:31:45.240 the room? Is anybody doing anything before they leave the room. 601 00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:47.599 I have noticed that he stole the key, so I 602 00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:49.720 would like to leaving. Jeremy, have you. 603 00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.599 Noticed that he? Have you noticed your passive seion at eighteen? 604 00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:53.839 He? 605 00:31:54.240 --> 00:31:55.960 Okay? In that case, I haven't noticed, and I haven't 606 00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:57.160 toward the bars. 607 00:31:57.240 --> 00:31:59.200 Kind of grab and say if I can lean forward 608 00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:00.960 and just see who's in the cell's names. I've heard 609 00:32:01.000 --> 00:32:03.480 the conversation, but I haven't seen the people yet. You now, 610 00:32:03.559 --> 00:32:05.119 soon the guards go. I want to try and have 611 00:32:05.160 --> 00:32:06.799 a chat. But the guards are still here right now. 612 00:32:06.839 --> 00:32:08.400 Okay, so you are all waiting for them to leave. 613 00:32:08.440 --> 00:32:10.640 So then I guess, Craig, you leave with the two guards, 614 00:32:10.680 --> 00:32:13.400 and you are now in the corridor walking away. Rest 615 00:32:13.480 --> 00:32:17.400 of you you are They guards have now left. 616 00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.640 I'd like to lean forward and kind of whisper on 617 00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:24.319 the side, Liken, Liken, aren't you next to me? 618 00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:29.000 You just see like my muzzle come out through the bars. Yes, brilliant. 619 00:32:29.359 --> 00:32:31.000 I'm want to ask you a question, be honest, and 620 00:32:31.000 --> 00:32:33.119 I don't really care what the answer is. If I 621 00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:34.640 can find a way to get us out of here, 622 00:32:35.519 --> 00:32:37.200 will you help me. I don't care what you do 623 00:32:37.279 --> 00:32:38.680 when we're gone. I just need to get out of 624 00:32:38.720 --> 00:32:42.359 here today it would be my blazer. 625 00:32:42.359 --> 00:32:45.759 And as he says that, I will scan the key 626 00:32:45.759 --> 00:32:48.720 card onto my jail cell and the doll will swing open. 627 00:32:49.680 --> 00:32:52.119 Oh bloody hell, that was easy. 628 00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:59.039 You and Vou step out of your cell, and val goes, yeah, 629 00:32:59.599 --> 00:33:05.799 well that was very impressive, Sigma. 630 00:33:07.039 --> 00:33:07.400 Thank you. 631 00:33:12.200 --> 00:33:15.519 You think I was impressive? Oh, yes, very much. So 632 00:33:16.359 --> 00:33:18.039 oh you think I mean? 633 00:33:18.079 --> 00:33:20.200 I just you know, it's just the regular stuff we 634 00:33:20.279 --> 00:33:20.799 do at home. 635 00:33:21.880 --> 00:33:24.839 Anybody can do this, and at this moment there is 636 00:33:24.880 --> 00:33:27.359 a very touching but the guards have left and they 637 00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:30.039 will be coming back soon, so we're gonna first. 638 00:33:32.079 --> 00:33:32.400 Effect. 639 00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:34.960 I will say that at this moment, though, there is 640 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:38.440 a sudden like explosion but with no damage, like a 641 00:33:38.480 --> 00:33:42.640 burst of like black light near you, and this other 642 00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:45.759 tow just appears in front of you, and she turns 643 00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.720 to Voo and goes, Captain Vau, you're right. The the 644 00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:53.440 shard is on the planet somewhere, and Vow goes, okay, good, 645 00:33:53.799 --> 00:33:56.400 good good, and then they both just disappear. 646 00:33:58.279 --> 00:33:59.599 I should have tried to escape with her. 647 00:34:03.079 --> 00:34:05.920 Like there's like this almost like void magic just like whoop, 648 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:06.839 and they just disappear. 649 00:34:07.720 --> 00:34:11.239 Okay, I'm gonna run over to rick Plans cell, But 650 00:34:11.280 --> 00:34:14.159 before I scan the card, I'm like, you human, what 651 00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:14.760 is it you do? 652 00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.519 My name is Rick. I was a captain in the 653 00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:19.800 Union of Man. I was betrayed and I've ended up here. 654 00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:21.519 There was a series of unfortunate events, but I can 655 00:34:21.559 --> 00:34:23.400 guarantee I did the right thing. 656 00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:25.159 He let me out. O't explain on the. 657 00:34:25.079 --> 00:34:27.760 Way, do you do? See behind him is an unconscious man. 658 00:34:27.960 --> 00:34:30.880 I think he's slowly coming to now. He's slowly like, oh, 659 00:34:31.079 --> 00:34:32.239 what was what's going on? 660 00:34:33.039 --> 00:34:34.840 That's Jeremy Why I stapped him when I got it, 661 00:34:34.920 --> 00:34:36.719 hit him a little bit hard, knocked HI unconscious, and 662 00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:40.719 Tyler my fault. I'll take the blame for that one. Understandable. Rick, 663 00:34:40.800 --> 00:34:43.760 you said you were a captain like I was. I 664 00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:49.400 was a starship captain, especially the ship. You have a ship, Well, 665 00:34:49.400 --> 00:34:52.400 we can acquire one. I just don't have to fly fantastic. 666 00:34:52.400 --> 00:34:54.599 We can find somebody who does if we can't. Pretend. 667 00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:54.960 I do. 668 00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:00.280 A scan al scan al scan his jail cell, and 669 00:35:00.320 --> 00:35:02.159 then I'll run over to Novena's cell. 670 00:35:02.800 --> 00:35:04.199 When the door opens, I'll have to go and throw 671 00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:06.119 Jeremy over my shoulder and carry him out as well. 672 00:35:07.400 --> 00:35:08.239 What was happening? 673 00:35:09.960 --> 00:35:12.679 He goes back to being unconscious, because that'll be easy, 674 00:35:14.000 --> 00:35:16.880 just continuously slap him. 675 00:35:18.280 --> 00:35:21.920 I assume, uh, Novena and Sigma will know each other 676 00:35:21.960 --> 00:35:24.280 a little bit from being in this prison for quite 677 00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:24.800 a long time. 678 00:35:25.159 --> 00:35:27.039 A little bit you would have seen each other, like 679 00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:29.280 you know, from across the mining camp. 680 00:35:30.079 --> 00:35:34.039 Uh yeah, yeah, but you don't know. Sigma probably has 681 00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:36.320 approached you to some point and mentioned trying to escape. 682 00:35:36.840 --> 00:35:40.519 Yeah yeah, but now he will. He will come to 683 00:35:40.559 --> 00:35:43.599 yourself again. He's like, looks like my plan is finally working. 684 00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:45.719 Let's say, are you on board? 685 00:35:46.920 --> 00:35:51.519 Just as it began to get quiet here aquatically? What 686 00:35:51.559 --> 00:35:52.199 can you do? 687 00:35:52.199 --> 00:35:52.920 Do you do fly? 688 00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:53.960 Do you have weaponry? 689 00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.519 What is it? I pray? 690 00:36:00.519 --> 00:36:00.840 Packet? 691 00:36:00.960 --> 00:36:02.599 Sure, okay, that's okay. 692 00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:03.440 You can stay here. 693 00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:04.840 You might be right that. 694 00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:07.079 I don't think we need a priest with us, do we? 695 00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:09.159 I mean, to be fair, we're gonna need some prayers 696 00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:09.800 to get out of here. 697 00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:14.079 Do you want to escape? I mean, we can leave 698 00:36:14.079 --> 00:36:16.239 you here if you want. I've got a bad line 699 00:36:16.280 --> 00:36:18.360 by tonight, but we don't need to take. 700 00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:20.880 You out I would rather not stay here, if I'm 701 00:36:21.000 --> 00:36:24.519 completely honest, I've had quite enough of this. 702 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:26.480 Because there's gonna be like the kind of thing where 703 00:36:26.480 --> 00:36:28.360 you say it's fine, but it's not really fine, and 704 00:36:28.400 --> 00:36:29.960 we have to read between the lines every time you 705 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:32.519 say something you need to be we're in wuld be direct. 706 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:34.440 Please, it's going to be a lot easier if we 707 00:36:34.480 --> 00:36:35.280 know what you want to do. 708 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:37.159 I will come with you. 709 00:36:37.599 --> 00:36:39.960 Fantastic, Let's get around this cell. I scan, I scan 710 00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:40.599 the key card. 711 00:36:41.039 --> 00:36:48.880 Okay, perfect, you did boop. It's it's making a lot 712 00:36:48.880 --> 00:36:55.039 more noise than you expected. Its super locked because it 713 00:36:55.159 --> 00:36:58.159 opens again and you sort of stumble out than Navena 714 00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:03.199 and you guys are in the prison corridor. Meanwhile, Crag, 715 00:37:03.960 --> 00:37:10.559 you're now in the corridor corridor with Rozain Fuzz and the. 716 00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:10.920 The skill holding the skills. 717 00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:15.239 Why do I want to die? Come on? Wait, maybe 718 00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:17.159 we should play a game. Do you want to roll dice? 719 00:37:18.239 --> 00:37:20.960 And if I win, then you don't kill me? I 720 00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:22.000 can't say I don't. 721 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:26.800 Yeah, so yeah, I think we'll walking and carrying him 722 00:37:26.840 --> 00:37:28.480 way will. 723 00:37:28.280 --> 00:37:30.519 Probably just slap him at that point to go shut 724 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.519 the fuck up. Don't talk to the prisoner. 725 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:38.360 Crag, You moron, I look at I'm going to intimidate him. 726 00:37:39.199 --> 00:37:41.360 You know, It's like he's like, that's that's he just 727 00:37:41.440 --> 00:37:42.880 hit a button on that one. 728 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.960 Oh, because he called you a moron. He called me 729 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.880 a fucking moron. He's gotten quite frustrated with you because 730 00:37:48.960 --> 00:37:51.920 a you're insisting there's a party before the execution to 731 00:37:52.000 --> 00:37:56.679 be taking a long time to thirteen thirteen. 732 00:37:56.800 --> 00:38:02.159 I'll have you know I attended community college. 733 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:10.599 I didn't know you guys had formal education. We usually don't. 734 00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:11.400 I did. 735 00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:18.119 I was the first person on my family to attend 736 00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:19.480 a higher university. 737 00:38:19.599 --> 00:38:21.400 Everybody else dies in the war. 738 00:38:21.480 --> 00:38:23.920 I decided to better myself, and I will not have 739 00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:27.599 this kind of behavior, especially in the workplace. 740 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:29.960 He gets looked, he looks you dead in the eyes. 741 00:38:30.960 --> 00:38:33.320 You know what I was. I was the warden's favorite 742 00:38:33.320 --> 00:38:35.719 before you came along. And you've come in here and 743 00:38:35.760 --> 00:38:38.360 you fucked everything up for me. I probably would have 744 00:38:38.360 --> 00:38:43.440 been the next warden. But now maybe it would have 745 00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:45.599 been better if you died on one of those battlefields. 746 00:38:49.000 --> 00:38:53.039 Angry Kronk noises, Uh, Crag noises, Sorry, Cronk's my dad. 747 00:38:53.199 --> 00:39:00.239 I'm meditating my father. I'm meditating my father. All right, Okay, 748 00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:01.360 who's this guy's name again? 749 00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:04.679 This is Rosa. You know what, Rosa? 750 00:39:06.360 --> 00:39:11.519 Ever since I started here all those days ago, I 751 00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:13.639 knew I wasn't going to like you from the beginning, 752 00:39:16.480 --> 00:39:21.159 you know what. I quit, and I hit him really 753 00:39:21.199 --> 00:39:22.480 hard in the fucking face. 754 00:39:22.880 --> 00:39:25.519 Okay, as you say, I quit, We're going to come 755 00:39:25.559 --> 00:39:26.440 back to the other players. 756 00:39:26.639 --> 00:39:27.280 Where are you? 757 00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:30.559 Where you guys going is? I mean, what are the 758 00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:31.480 ways out of this place? 759 00:39:31.559 --> 00:39:33.519 There really is only one door, and that's that is 760 00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:34.639 that corridor where. 761 00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:37.239 Okay, we're going to need to find a ship, and 762 00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:39.000 one of us is going to need to fly it. 763 00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:42.159 That's not a problem. We found a ship. I'm sure 764 00:39:42.199 --> 00:39:44.159 I can fly for generally, I probably can. Let's just 765 00:39:44.199 --> 00:39:44.880 kindle that happen. 766 00:39:45.440 --> 00:39:47.719 I don't know how to pilot a ship. I never went. 767 00:39:51.599 --> 00:39:53.519 Just just calm down, Jeremy, calm down. 768 00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:55.800 Can put me down first? Please? 769 00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:56.719 Yes? 770 00:39:57.119 --> 00:40:03.400 Oh god, I'm so hungry, Jeremy. 771 00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:06.159 We will deal with your problems later, right, Sigma, and 772 00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:10.400 it was it Nevena. That's right, fantastic. The problems we're 773 00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:12.079 going to face are the three guards. Now, I think 774 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:13.800 the slightly larger one seems to have a bit of 775 00:40:13.840 --> 00:40:16.360 a sense of justice about them, and they don't strike 776 00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:17.920 me as the kind of god that's gone to college. 777 00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:25.800 So I think we can that we are in fact 778 00:40:26.599 --> 00:40:27.800 allowed to leave. 779 00:40:29.079 --> 00:40:32.800 Uh huh oh. 780 00:40:32.920 --> 00:40:35.400 I believe if we get them along, you could very 781 00:40:35.400 --> 00:40:36.519 well convince them. 782 00:40:37.599 --> 00:40:41.280 How about if we get to violence, how are you 783 00:40:41.320 --> 00:40:41.840 at fighting? 784 00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:42.119 Like a. 785 00:40:43.639 --> 00:40:45.960 Yeah, you put the weapon in my hand. I'm a 786 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:48.639 lethal force. Okay, what if we don't have a weapon, 787 00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:53.119 then I will be in trouble. What kind of weapon 788 00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:56.280 do we need? Give me a dagg or a gun. 789 00:40:56.360 --> 00:40:58.800 I'd love guns. It is my specialty. 790 00:40:59.519 --> 00:41:01.639 Okay, Jeremy, you've got a gun on you. 791 00:41:03.599 --> 00:41:06.760 I don't, Jeremy, but I'm taking any chance I can, rightfully. 792 00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:10.440 Terrified of guds. My friend tried to give me a gud. 793 00:41:10.480 --> 00:41:12.559 What's to be like to add like a shooting range? 794 00:41:12.880 --> 00:41:16.239 And I dropped it and accidentally shot myself at the foot. 795 00:41:16.760 --> 00:41:18.920 Jeremy, your friend stole a burger and you ended up 796 00:41:18.920 --> 00:41:20.559 in jail. And your friend stole a gun and you 797 00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:23.000 shot yourself on the foot. The common denominator in these 798 00:41:23.039 --> 00:41:31.719 stories is you Navina Sigma. I've got a plan, a 799 00:41:31.880 --> 00:41:37.000 rick plan. I say, we send Jeremy in first and 800 00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:39.599 just kind of see what happens, because if it's anything 801 00:41:39.639 --> 00:41:41.599 like the stories he's been telling, it's gonna be good. 802 00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:46.559 Okay, Jeremy goes what I assumed. You just push him 803 00:41:46.599 --> 00:41:47.400 into the corridor. 804 00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:49.480 I'm going to grab Jeremy by the neck and by 805 00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:51.760 the kind of top of his trousers and just as 806 00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:55.320 far as I can throw him down the corridor toward 807 00:41:55.320 --> 00:41:56.440 the bit we can't see. 808 00:41:56.360 --> 00:41:59.800 So Crag, all of a sudden, you turn to attack 809 00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:04.119 this guy. But as you do, Jeremy the like the man, 810 00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:08.480 the whiny man, he gets thrown down the corridor and 811 00:42:08.599 --> 00:42:12.400 sort of lands there and looks up terrified and do 812 00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:13.599 you want to still do your role to attack? 813 00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:15.519 Though I would not notice any of this because I 814 00:42:15.559 --> 00:42:18.440 am enraged, Like right now, I am like so pissed 815 00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:21.440 off at this guy Crags, like eyes literally light on fire, 816 00:42:22.039 --> 00:42:25.400 and I'm just like, you have insulted me and my intelligence, 817 00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:30.840 and I'm swinging the skivet into this guy's face. Sorry, 818 00:42:33.320 --> 00:42:35.079 I mean no, no, no, it's like I am I 819 00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:37.400 am just focused on rage right now. I'm not even 820 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:39.639 thinking I'm holding the skivet. I go to punch him. 821 00:42:39.639 --> 00:42:43.000 I'm just happen to still be holding the skivet. He's 822 00:42:43.000 --> 00:42:44.599 getting punched in the face with this guy. 823 00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:49.800 Man, Okay, so right, God, I guess that's an That 824 00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:51.840 would be some sort of improvised weapon. 825 00:42:52.639 --> 00:42:55.159 It would be. Do we see this happening? 826 00:42:55.480 --> 00:42:56.920 No, you guys don't see it because you've just thrown 827 00:42:57.000 --> 00:42:58.360 Jeremy in there. So you're just listening. 828 00:42:58.800 --> 00:43:00.679 So this is all happening like kung currently to that. 829 00:43:00.840 --> 00:43:04.119 Yeah, I've given you improvised weapon on your sheet just 830 00:43:04.199 --> 00:43:08.480 like that. Twelve twelve is actually not enough to hit Rosa. 831 00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:16.159 So what happens is you are you just hits a ross. 832 00:43:16.280 --> 00:43:18.440 The only puzzle wh gets hurt here is the skivet goes. 833 00:43:18.639 --> 00:43:22.960 Fuck what a fuck? Hey man, I was not designed 834 00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:26.400 for being a weapon. I was designed for selling goods 835 00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:30.960 and trade. Are you looking to buy? 836 00:43:31.199 --> 00:43:31.519 All right? 837 00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.400 So after I swing and I guess he I hit 838 00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.119 the skivet into the wall, and I'm just like, all right, 839 00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:39.679 oh shit, I let the anger get the best of 840 00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:44.719 me again. Oh okay, and then yourself into this Jeremy 841 00:43:44.800 --> 00:43:46.039 lands and stands up. 842 00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:54.039 It goes I'm here to break out. Rosa will take 843 00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:59.280 a turn now he's gonna raise up his gun and 844 00:43:59.559 --> 00:44:04.920 he's gonna pointed at Jeremy and say get back into yours. 845 00:44:05.039 --> 00:44:07.519 What are you doing out? And then Fuzz, who hasn't 846 00:44:07.519 --> 00:44:09.920 spoken a little while, will just go just fucking shoot him. 847 00:44:09.920 --> 00:44:13.159 It's fine, and Rosa will go okay, And Rosa is 848 00:44:13.199 --> 00:44:14.440 going to shoot Jeremy. 849 00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.880 Oh who Jeremy. 850 00:44:18.480 --> 00:44:22.639 We'll see if he hits. Good chance he misses, good 851 00:44:22.719 --> 00:44:27.800 chance he hits. Jeremy has nine armor class because he's 852 00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:32.880 got minus one to his dexterity. Nineteen hits that's massive 853 00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:38.800 damage for Jerreedy. Four is double Jeremy's maximum hit points 854 00:44:38.800 --> 00:44:44.480 of two. So Rosa fires the gun, it blasts out 855 00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:46.960 and just disintegrates Jeremy. 856 00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:52.360 Who and I've thrown Jeremy down the corridor. There's been 857 00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:54.360 a moment, we've heard a skivit cry and then just 858 00:44:54.400 --> 00:44:56.880 a lot of blood and gore just splatters back across 859 00:44:56.920 --> 00:44:57.480 the corridor. 860 00:44:57.880 --> 00:45:01.599 But importantly, but importantly, a gunshot and I lock eyes 861 00:45:01.639 --> 00:45:02.039 with Rick. 862 00:45:01.960 --> 00:45:03.400 And I'm like, they have a guy. 863 00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.519 I could take it. How quickly can you move? I 864 00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:13.079 think you can move bloody quickly. I'm gonna take that 865 00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:17.280 as a signal and start running down. R. Craig as well, 866 00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:20.239 oh you're od I did not know you're there. 867 00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:21.000 You go, yeah, I. 868 00:45:21.000 --> 00:45:22.760 Would like to step forward just before you go and go, 869 00:45:23.119 --> 00:45:25.679 I know you can do this, Sigma. You're going to 870 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:27.719 run down, You're going to grab that gun, and you're 871 00:45:27.719 --> 00:45:30.599 going to solo whatever's in that room because I believe 872 00:45:30.639 --> 00:45:31.079 in you. 873 00:45:31.960 --> 00:45:33.800 Oh he is so inspired. 874 00:45:34.800 --> 00:45:36.119 Okay, yeah, you have bought inspiration. 875 00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:38.400 Yeah, I'm gonna start sprinting down the corridor. 876 00:45:38.480 --> 00:45:41.039 He starts spreading down the corridor. Crag, you do just 877 00:45:41.119 --> 00:45:46.199 see Rosa blow this guy up with a singular gunshot. 878 00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:49.639 Did the war did order you to kill that guy? 879 00:45:49.719 --> 00:45:51.559 We were supposed to bring this guy to be executed. 880 00:45:51.599 --> 00:45:53.880 Yeah, but like, well, their lives are worse than dirt, 881 00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.480 their criminals. We could do whatever we want with them. 882 00:45:56.840 --> 00:45:57.400 You know what. 883 00:45:57.880 --> 00:46:01.719 I think Crag might have not thought this through about 884 00:46:01.800 --> 00:46:02.880 joining this organization. 885 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.599 Okay, and this at this point, you now see Sigma 886 00:46:06.679 --> 00:46:09.679 run down the corridor, and I think we'll probably now 887 00:46:09.920 --> 00:46:13.239 roll for initiative. Crag does not have a penis. Ashcar 888 00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:16.719 do not have penises. Okay, the battle begins. 889 00:46:18.119 --> 00:46:20.280 Sorry everyone on YouTube watching this, and it's like, okay, 890 00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:21.400 guys roll for initiative. 891 00:46:21.599 --> 00:46:23.039 Crag does not have a penis. 892 00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:25.840 That's exactly what it's gonna be. 893 00:46:26.920 --> 00:46:28.840 Events. 894 00:46:29.320 --> 00:46:35.519 Okay, Sigma, you run in there and immediately it is 895 00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:38.880 pockets turned first. But Pocket is still being restrained by Crag, 896 00:46:38.920 --> 00:46:41.360 so I don't think he could do He's still skiet. 897 00:46:41.559 --> 00:46:44.119 He's the skivet. Sorry, now that he's rolled, he goes 898 00:46:45.000 --> 00:46:52.000 Pocket and you were released, b But like until he's 899 00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:54.519 released on a hand handcuffs, he can't really do anything. 900 00:46:54.920 --> 00:46:58.119 And actually, initiative wise, we got three seventeen's. I'm gonna 901 00:46:58.159 --> 00:47:01.559 have you guys first, So and Rick plan it is 902 00:47:01.599 --> 00:47:04.320 now your turn, but you're still buy the prison cells. 903 00:47:04.440 --> 00:47:05.960 So I don't know if you're waiting for Sigma to 904 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:07.639 do something or you're going to do it something. 905 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:10.800 Now, Navina, listen to me. He's running in by himself, 906 00:47:10.800 --> 00:47:12.719 and he's going to try and grab that gun. Now, 907 00:47:12.760 --> 00:47:14.159 I don't know what we're going to face. I don't 908 00:47:14.159 --> 00:47:16.239 know what he's going to face, but it's going to 909 00:47:16.519 --> 00:47:18.440 play up far better if we go and support him. 910 00:47:18.559 --> 00:47:22.559 So I say, you and I run in screaming and 911 00:47:22.599 --> 00:47:25.800 create a distraction simply to make whatever he's grabbing a 912 00:47:25.800 --> 00:47:26.559 little bit easier. 913 00:47:27.639 --> 00:47:30.000 Well, I am combat trained. 914 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:34.039 I could relate and scream your combat trend. 915 00:47:34.880 --> 00:47:36.159 Oh, yes, absolutely. 916 00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:38.079 How's that word? You pray to God that you're good 917 00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:40.719 at combat and then that hobe It works? No, I 918 00:47:41.199 --> 00:47:43.800 hit people, Namina, Are you telling me that you can 919 00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:44.320 hit someone? 920 00:47:45.559 --> 00:47:48.400 Of course, it would be much easier without these things on. 921 00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:49.840 I'll deal with that. 922 00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:52.079 I'd like to try and use sleight of hands to 923 00:47:52.159 --> 00:47:53.480 pick the lock, if that's possible. 924 00:47:53.639 --> 00:47:57.199 Oh, I did assume that Sigma had undone your cuffs 925 00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:01.280 with the same key, oh, and unlocked the cuff as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 926 00:48:01.360 --> 00:48:05.000 because it's like, yeah, ah, it's it's a universal key. Yeah, 927 00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:09.559 so I would have tried it, yeah, yeah, said yes, yeah, 928 00:48:09.559 --> 00:48:11.639 because we didn't just run in their cup. You guys 929 00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:14.719 are still curved. And Jeremy was our cuff too when 930 00:48:14.760 --> 00:48:16.960 he cavid, but he did just die immediately. 931 00:48:18.440 --> 00:48:20.719 Nadina, how about this, We'll both run in whatever we 932 00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:24.000 see around the corner, the closest thing to us. I'll 933 00:48:24.039 --> 00:48:26.840 shout them and distract them. You continue running and hit 934 00:48:26.880 --> 00:48:29.719 the next thing, and then we'll just well, we'll kind 935 00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:30.920 of hope that Sigma is going to be able to 936 00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:31.639 grab the gun. 937 00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:34.400 I will, I will do my best. 938 00:48:35.320 --> 00:48:39.719 Okay, you do it to attempt to sprint into the room, 939 00:48:40.280 --> 00:48:43.559 and then whichever thing that I work out is an 940 00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.639 enemy closer to us, because I'm not entirely sure we're 941 00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:47.840 going to expect I would like to use on my 942 00:48:48.119 --> 00:48:49.079 attacks on that. 943 00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:49.519 Is that? 944 00:48:49.559 --> 00:48:49.760 Okay? 945 00:48:49.840 --> 00:48:52.280 Yeah, so you have no weapons at the moment right to. 946 00:48:52.199 --> 00:48:53.679 Try and use vicious mockery. 947 00:48:53.880 --> 00:48:57.039 So you you run into the corridor and you see 948 00:48:57.199 --> 00:49:00.760 the ashes and blood of Jeremy's corpse on the ground, 949 00:49:00.960 --> 00:49:04.599 and you see Rosa still holding the gun over like 950 00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:07.000 pointed in that direction, and he looks up at you 951 00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:08.840 and goes, oh, what the fuck are they all doing 952 00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:09.320 out here? 953 00:49:12.599 --> 00:49:14.559 Welldon Jeremy, he said, exactly what you need to do. 954 00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:16.960 You with the gun, I can tell exactly why you 955 00:49:17.119 --> 00:49:18.519 used to be the guard's favorite. 956 00:49:18.559 --> 00:49:22.599 You can't even fight in melee? What are you? 957 00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:27.679 Okay, he's gotta do a saving throw, give me the 958 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:35.360 D six damage. What so it's going to do one damage. 959 00:49:36.840 --> 00:49:39.639 Damage with an insult is pretty good. It's more about 960 00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.559 the vibe. 961 00:49:41.519 --> 00:49:47.079 Critically, he's saving through So not only do you rule 962 00:49:47.159 --> 00:49:49.519 the worst damage, he just doesn't here. 963 00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:50.079 He's like. 964 00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:53.239 And he's going to be shooting you. 965 00:49:55.119 --> 00:50:00.599 I tries what you want to you now? Yeah, Vina short? 966 00:50:02.039 --> 00:50:06.199 Yeah, so yeah, Navina will dash in and I assumed 967 00:50:06.199 --> 00:50:09.920 to the other one that rick Plan has not started lambasting. 968 00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:12.280 Yeah, Fuzz is there as well, who's just standing there 969 00:50:12.280 --> 00:50:13.239 next to Crag. 970 00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:16.679 And Navina will kind of run and do a bit 971 00:50:16.719 --> 00:50:18.239 of a jump because she is sure. 972 00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:21.599 I do want to stress at this point, you still 973 00:50:21.639 --> 00:50:24.559 don't know like Crag is also like you. Crag is 974 00:50:24.599 --> 00:50:29.760 also a target for you guys, right because he's Yeah, 975 00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:33.880 you didn't see Crag try to attack Rosa. 976 00:50:33.519 --> 00:50:37.079 I will go out on a limb and say that 977 00:50:37.199 --> 00:50:40.679 Navina would not choose Crag as her main target because 978 00:50:40.719 --> 00:50:41.039 he is. 979 00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:43.320 A very large thing, very large. 980 00:50:43.599 --> 00:50:45.920 I'm holding a skippe in one hand and a big 981 00:50:46.079 --> 00:50:48.239 fucking like war pick in another one. 982 00:50:48.320 --> 00:50:49.480 Yeah, yeah, I. 983 00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:53.199 Think I think she's just gonna go up and punch 984 00:50:54.039 --> 00:50:57.159 Buzz in the face or give me attempts to. 985 00:50:57.679 --> 00:51:00.400 So what you shaking your your hand into for this, 986 00:51:00.440 --> 00:51:04.159 because because you're semi to Latinous, you can shake your 987 00:51:04.440 --> 00:51:06.760 hands to be in different shapes with different weapons and whatever. 988 00:51:07.320 --> 00:51:10.599 So yeah, it's gonna at this point just change into 989 00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:15.039 a sort of corb type of things. It's just gonna 990 00:51:15.119 --> 00:51:18.519 round off and become a bit bulbous, almost almost like 991 00:51:18.559 --> 00:51:20.159 when someone's like blowing glass. 992 00:51:20.440 --> 00:51:22.639 Okay, like okay, yeah, yeah. 993 00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:24.239 That's just a big bulbous thing. 994 00:51:24.559 --> 00:51:28.159 Okay, like a like a boxer from an old video 995 00:51:28.199 --> 00:51:30.679 game seventeen is going to hit. So do me the 996 00:51:30.760 --> 00:51:35.599 damage thing's gonna hurt. The damage is ten you. This 997 00:51:35.639 --> 00:51:37.239 is that's a hit point. Are you going to do 998 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:41.639 it no lethally or lethally? Here, I'm going to do 999 00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:44.920 it non lethally. Okay, okay, so you just I're. 1000 00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:48.800 Gonna run up jump and just swing across the jaw 1001 00:51:48.840 --> 00:51:50.079 with this big bulbous thing. 1002 00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:55.400 And Fozz goes, what's God? His teeth go flying out. 1003 00:51:55.719 --> 00:52:01.159 He collapses to the ground unconscious. Rossigo what the fuck? 1004 00:52:01.800 --> 00:52:03.639 And it is now Ross's turn, and he's got a 1005 00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:07.400 gun poised, Oh god, and he might now shoot at 1006 00:52:07.480 --> 00:52:11.400 Unavena because despite rick Plan's best efforts, Rick Plan doesn't 1007 00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:14.599 come off as a threat. You do. So he turns 1008 00:52:14.719 --> 00:52:17.760 round to you and he's going to fire his pistol 1009 00:52:21.239 --> 00:52:24.440 and miss, I guess you gracefully dodge out of the wave. 1010 00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:28.800 Hits into the wall behind you and now shooting me 1011 00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:33.760 as I was like falling from the Oh yeah, underneath it. 1012 00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:39.480 She's too fucking quick. What sort of prisoners are these? Yeah, 1013 00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:40.360 this seems. 1014 00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:43.559 To have gone billy up pretty quickly. Hey, I just quit. 1015 00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.559 Are any of you guys looking to hire somebody for anything? 1016 00:52:48.039 --> 00:52:48.360 Okay? 1017 00:52:48.480 --> 00:52:49.639 Yeah, so Rick plan, I know what. 1018 00:52:49.639 --> 00:52:52.039 I'm gonna shout that, at Rick. I'm shouting that specifically, 1019 00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:56.320 at Rick. Yeah, is this a trick or nah? I'm 1020 00:52:56.400 --> 00:52:58.159 just looking for a job at the moment. You know 1021 00:52:58.199 --> 00:52:58.840 how it goes? 1022 00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:02.119 Okay, Well, well, how about this. We're attempting to escape. 1023 00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:03.840 If you can lead us to a shuttle, I'm more 1024 00:53:03.840 --> 00:53:05.639 than happy to have a chat with you while we're 1025 00:53:05.639 --> 00:53:07.920 on the shuttle about you joining us. I just think 1026 00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:09.960 right now it's a little bit chaotic. And did you 1027 00:53:10.119 --> 00:53:12.559 see what she did? My god? 1028 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:14.920 I know, I mean, one hit kill. 1029 00:53:14.960 --> 00:53:16.639 I mean I've seen a lot of people die before, 1030 00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:18.360 so I'm kind of desensitized to it. It's a little 1031 00:53:18.360 --> 00:53:19.719 bit of a problem, to be honest with you. But 1032 00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:21.599 you know, other than that, Yeah, it's pretty oppressed. 1033 00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:21.840 Aim. 1034 00:53:22.119 --> 00:53:23.800 I was a captain in the military. I've killed loads 1035 00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:26.400 of people. I regret mid it. You're in the military. 1036 00:53:26.480 --> 00:53:30.119 I was kind of in the military, all right, crag 1037 00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:33.800 sort of crag ah, nice to meet you all right 1038 00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:36.800 now about this job, does it have benefits? 1039 00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:38.400 What are we talking about? Like a four h one 1040 00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:39.599 k kind of package sort of. 1041 00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:40.480 Deal or Greg. 1042 00:53:40.480 --> 00:53:41.280 I'm going to level with you. 1043 00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.159 The plan right now is to give them the shovement escape. 1044 00:53:43.159 --> 00:53:45.360 I've got some scores to settle with the Union of 1045 00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:47.159 men above me. I don't entirely know what these guys 1046 00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:48.440 are doing, but they welcome to come within us. At 1047 00:53:48.440 --> 00:53:50.639 the time being, I think we can get out of here. 1048 00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:54.119 Then we can discuss either employment self employment, or we 1049 00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:56.599 can drop you off somewhere where you might find work. 1050 00:53:56.639 --> 00:54:00.000 I mean, what are you into cubism painting? I just 1051 00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.320 got done with the painting. But cost some people died there. Actually, 1052 00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:04.719 everybody seems to die wherever I send to work. It's 1053 00:54:04.760 --> 00:54:06.559 it's it's really a problem. 1054 00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:08.159 Shuttle Bay. 1055 00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:10.280 Shuttle Bay is down the hall to the right, here 1056 00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:11.039 the keys right here. 1057 00:54:11.440 --> 00:54:13.280 Oh, I love to hear. 1058 00:54:14.360 --> 00:54:15.480 I love made a decision. 1059 00:54:17.480 --> 00:54:19.440 I'm here because I made a decision that heard me 1060 00:54:19.480 --> 00:54:21.239 in my career. But it's say the hell of a 1061 00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:23.039 lot of lives. I'm happy to tell you all about it. 1062 00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.119 How about we spend some time seeing who we can 1063 00:54:25.119 --> 00:54:26.280 save instead of who we can kill. 1064 00:54:26.760 --> 00:54:29.079 That's fine, but I don't have my key. I need 1065 00:54:29.119 --> 00:54:30.840 to find my key in order to get out of here. 1066 00:54:31.199 --> 00:54:33.400 Oh man, don't want to come with you? 1067 00:54:34.960 --> 00:54:40.920 I guess, Yeah, it's cragging. Is your turn? What are 1068 00:54:40.920 --> 00:54:41.239 you gonna do? 1069 00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:44.960 I kind of just you talking to Rick. 1070 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:46.280 Okay, I need to find the key. 1071 00:54:46.360 --> 00:54:48.400 I lost my keys, this key thing I needed. 1072 00:54:48.840 --> 00:54:51.440 Yeah, well, Sigma, it is now your turn. 1073 00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:56.760 Yeah, continuing his run seeing the the was it Fuzz 1074 00:54:56.880 --> 00:54:57.480 that got dropped? 1075 00:54:57.800 --> 00:54:58.960 Yeah, Fuzz just got dropped. 1076 00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:00.519 Fuzz also have a weapon? 1077 00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:03.000 Yeah, Fuzz has a gun and a baton on him. 1078 00:55:04.159 --> 00:55:08.119 Okay, then I think I'm going to like run and 1079 00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:11.000 like slide down on the floor, grab the gun from 1080 00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:14.039 the corpse of go Yeah, perfect, Buzz. 1081 00:55:14.480 --> 00:55:17.199 What is he dead or is he's unconscious? He's unconscious? 1082 00:55:18.159 --> 00:55:19.159 Okay, he's unconscious. 1083 00:55:19.159 --> 00:55:21.760 I'm going to use the blast pistol against Rosa. It's 1084 00:55:21.840 --> 00:55:24.039 less remaining, okay, so you yeah? 1085 00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:24.719 Yes? 1086 00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:29.559 And I think, Craig, are you now hostile towards Rosa? 1087 00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:30.559 Would you say? 1088 00:55:30.840 --> 00:55:31.039 Yeah? 1089 00:55:31.519 --> 00:55:33.559 So yes? I would be so he's within five feet 1090 00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:35.079 of Rosas, so you will get your sneak attacked down. 1091 00:55:35.599 --> 00:55:38.280 I can have a sneak. Let's see, I have becoming 1092 00:55:38.360 --> 00:55:41.000 our time you hit. So you slide on the ground, 1093 00:55:41.079 --> 00:55:44.199 grabbing the pistol, buff buff, firing off the blast pistol 1094 00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:46.480 with sneak attack ten damage. That's that's lethal. So you 1095 00:55:46.519 --> 00:55:48.119 will just kill Rosa. How are you doing it? 1096 00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:52.280 I'm just naming at his head water done drop. 1097 00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:54.480 Him and his head explodes across the back of the 1098 00:55:54.519 --> 00:55:57.800 wall and he drops down onto the ground dead. Do 1099 00:55:57.840 --> 00:55:59.440 you guys? Just one shot the two. 1100 00:55:59.360 --> 00:56:01.199 Guards as I. 1101 00:56:01.320 --> 00:56:03.719 As I stand up and he falls, I'll put the 1102 00:56:04.880 --> 00:56:07.280 blast pistol into my empty whole stuff from you know, 1103 00:56:07.320 --> 00:56:09.320 when they took my stuff when we got here, and 1104 00:56:09.599 --> 00:56:11.400 I'll turn to Crag and I'll be like, I found 1105 00:56:11.440 --> 00:56:12.719 your keycart that was on the floor. 1106 00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:14.280 Oh thank you so much. 1107 00:56:14.360 --> 00:56:16.360 Okay, sorry, I would have gotten fired for that if 1108 00:56:16.400 --> 00:56:20.119 I didn't already quit. Okay, all right, then, oh yeah, 1109 00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:22.360 let's head to the shuttle bay. Let's get the let's 1110 00:56:22.400 --> 00:56:25.000 get that. I guess all the stuff flowing them as well. 1111 00:56:25.039 --> 00:56:27.199 I'll turn to the vener and be like, so when 1112 00:56:27.280 --> 00:56:30.519 I asked you what you did, and you said pray. 1113 00:56:33.559 --> 00:56:36.280 I was hoping you would mention something like this as well, 1114 00:56:36.400 --> 00:56:37.239 but good to know. 1115 00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:38.840 For the future. 1116 00:56:39.400 --> 00:56:40.880 It didn't seem relevant at the time. 1117 00:56:42.559 --> 00:56:45.639 Okay, the skippitt is gonna say, hey, if you guys 1118 00:56:45.719 --> 00:56:49.519 old buddy, buddy, now, can you unlock me a you're alive? 1119 00:56:50.599 --> 00:56:50.800 Yes? 1120 00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:52.159 You think I would die? 1121 00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:58.280 What is it you do? I work in in the markets, 1122 00:56:59.239 --> 00:57:01.840 and I steal things. I'm really good at stealing things 1123 00:57:01.880 --> 00:57:03.480 and then reselling them. We don't have to I don't 1124 00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:05.239 have to be around the bush here. I'm a crook. 1125 00:57:05.320 --> 00:57:07.679 I'm a fucking thief. I steal ship. 1126 00:57:09.639 --> 00:57:11.159 The honesty. I think you should come with us. 1127 00:57:11.920 --> 00:57:14.920 Oh, i'd be literally it sounds like that's this whole 1128 00:57:14.960 --> 00:57:16.440 place is going to ship, so I'll come. 1129 00:57:18.440 --> 00:57:23.480 The biggest sigh you've ever heard. Hey, she's great, isn't he? 1130 00:57:23.559 --> 00:57:26.400 She's lovely? Well, we're best friends, being this. 1131 00:57:26.519 --> 00:57:28.199 One obviously pointing. 1132 00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:34.480 Jeremy dying and YouTube joining us. I have three cuffs on, 1133 00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:40.400 please unlock them. Yeah, crack, yeah, you're coming with us? 1134 00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:40.800 All right? 1135 00:57:40.920 --> 00:57:41.119 Cool? 1136 00:57:41.880 --> 00:57:44.639 Great, But I bet you're happy about this, not dying 1137 00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:44.960 at all. 1138 00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:48.840 He's going to pick up. I guess he will is 1139 00:57:48.880 --> 00:57:52.360 any there's there's an there are still more weapons on 1140 00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:54.039 the ground if somebody else wants to pick up a gun. 1141 00:57:54.280 --> 00:57:57.000 So I see weapons, I can. I can give you 1142 00:57:57.039 --> 00:57:59.039 a piece of like a knife or something if you 1143 00:57:59.119 --> 00:57:59.360 need it. 1144 00:58:00.119 --> 00:58:02.679 I would love it, all right. 1145 00:58:02.760 --> 00:58:05.559 I take my like it's a great axe, but it's 1146 00:58:05.639 --> 00:58:08.039 like a like a giant mining pick basically, and just 1147 00:58:08.559 --> 00:58:10.519 knock off like chips a part of my arm. 1148 00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:12.239 And you could use those as like knives. 1149 00:58:12.400 --> 00:58:12.920 Holy shit. 1150 00:58:13.039 --> 00:58:15.079 So yeah, I mean the ski they're just pieces of 1151 00:58:15.159 --> 00:58:16.840 obsidian basic. That's rad. 1152 00:58:17.199 --> 00:58:19.800 Yeah, the skipt is gonna grab one of those and 1153 00:58:19.880 --> 00:58:24.920 just be like, yazy fucking ferve it matey, how you 1154 00:58:25.079 --> 00:58:25.800 use those things? 1155 00:58:25.880 --> 00:58:30.599 I don't entirely trust you. Ashcar, flesh cuts harder than flesh. 1156 00:58:31.719 --> 00:58:37.039 You're rick, Are you picking up the other gun? Yeah? 1157 00:58:37.079 --> 00:58:39.239 When he's at Ashcar, flesh cuts out of the flesh. 1158 00:58:39.280 --> 00:58:41.400 I'm looking at the bit of obsidian he's given me 1159 00:58:42.079 --> 00:58:44.880 my own skin and being like he's probably right. 1160 00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:47.559 You know, that's a little bit of Ashcar humor. 1161 00:58:47.679 --> 00:58:50.440 You know most of most uh, you know, creatures out 1162 00:58:50.480 --> 00:58:53.960 there have like soft, fleshy bodies, no offense to you 1163 00:58:54.159 --> 00:58:57.119 with the soft, fleshy, watery bodies, of course, but uh, 1164 00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:59.719 you know we're built, we're sterner stuff. 1165 00:59:02.320 --> 00:59:05.760 So about this hangout anyway, I would know what? No, 1166 00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:07.639 why did you become a god? 1167 00:59:08.119 --> 00:59:08.320 Said? 1168 00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:12.000 Oh yeah, I just answered an ad. 1169 00:59:13.480 --> 00:59:14.519 You just do on jobs? 1170 00:59:14.599 --> 00:59:15.079 Is that what you do? 1171 00:59:15.159 --> 00:59:15.320 Are you? 1172 00:59:15.400 --> 00:59:16.199 An un jobs man? 1173 00:59:17.039 --> 00:59:19.679 Kind of looking around for a place to call my own, 1174 00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:22.519 you know, kind of reason I went to college. 1175 00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:25.159 You went to college. 1176 00:59:25.920 --> 00:59:27.159 I did, indeed, Yeah. 1177 00:59:27.719 --> 00:59:32.320 Majored in philosophy and minor in knowledge. Oh yeah, it 1178 00:59:32.400 --> 00:59:34.440 was just a community college. I couldn't afford much. I 1179 00:59:34.440 --> 00:59:37.480 got in on like an aid program. I was the 1180 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:41.119 first ash Car to attend. Actually, so it's a coalition college, 1181 00:59:41.159 --> 00:59:42.000 not an ash call one. 1182 00:59:42.800 --> 00:59:44.159 Oh no, we don't have colleges. 1183 00:59:44.239 --> 00:59:47.239 We just have the scorched battlegrounds of my uncle that 1184 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:48.800 have died over plenty of generations. 1185 00:59:48.880 --> 00:59:52.199 Yeah that's what I assumed. Yeah you could listen. I 1186 00:59:52.960 --> 00:59:54.920 run a mechanist shop when I used to before I 1187 00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:59.360 got arrested. I'm always looking for you, but you're looking 1188 00:59:59.400 --> 01:00:01.920 to hire some I haven't done that yet. And we 1189 01:00:02.079 --> 01:00:06.760 bide and sell like parts that we acquire, we steal. 1190 01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:10.119 I'm not gonna beat around the bush. Okay, this is 1191 01:00:10.159 --> 01:00:13.519 as you're unlocking him. He's got the sigmuad. What are 1192 01:00:13.519 --> 01:00:15.960 you saying about the hanger? 1193 01:00:16.079 --> 01:00:18.320 I was just telling Crack to lead us to the hangar. 1194 01:00:18.559 --> 01:00:19.280 Yeah, I know where that is. 1195 01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:20.159 Let's like, let's go. 1196 01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:22.440 I don't know if you know this, but there's usually 1197 01:00:22.599 --> 01:00:26.280 like alarums that sound when this happens, so we should 1198 01:00:26.280 --> 01:00:28.320 probably at that point the alarm. 1199 01:00:28.199 --> 01:00:33.000 Sounds right there, yep. 1200 01:00:33.800 --> 01:00:39.360 Okay, okay, So you guys continue down the corridor until 1201 01:00:39.400 --> 01:00:42.880 eventually you open into a clearing into this hangar. But 1202 01:00:43.000 --> 01:00:47.039 as you come into the clearing, you see balloons, you 1203 01:00:47.079 --> 01:00:50.039 see confetti, you see a big banner that says happy 1204 01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:51.239 first week. Crag. 1205 01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:55.119 I know there was a party. 1206 01:00:57.159 --> 01:01:00.519 The warden courts around with a caker goes, oh you're here. 1207 01:01:00.639 --> 01:01:07.320 Did you break? You took a while, but I made you. Wait. 1208 01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:08.760 What are all the prisoners doing? 1209 01:01:10.239 --> 01:01:12.639 They wanted to come to the party to now we 1210 01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:16.960 wanted to kill you, says Pocket. I'm like, well, you 1211 01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:20.800 know how he is, Greg, I've got an idea. 1212 01:01:21.960 --> 01:01:25.480 Yeah, Now, I think that if you tell the warden 1213 01:01:26.039 --> 01:01:29.840 that you are escorting us to the shuttle Bay, because 1214 01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:32.119 you wanted to put us all onto a shuttle and 1215 01:01:32.239 --> 01:01:35.440 then to celebrate your first week, launch the shuttle and 1216 01:01:35.559 --> 01:01:38.760 blow it up like a giant firework. But when we 1217 01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:41.280 get to the shuttle, we do all of that part 1218 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:43.840 of the plan, but without the blowing up bit. 1219 01:01:46.800 --> 01:01:47.119 Makes it. 1220 01:01:47.320 --> 01:01:49.360 Craig has an angel and a demon on his shoulder, 1221 01:01:49.920 --> 01:01:55.280 and uh, yeah, okay. 1222 01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:56.920 You going to try Are you going to try and 1223 01:01:56.960 --> 01:01:57.920 convince the warden of that? 1224 01:01:59.719 --> 01:02:02.480 H I'm an intelligent man, and I believe you can 1225 01:02:02.559 --> 01:02:04.960 do this. Your college educated I believe in. 1226 01:02:04.960 --> 01:02:07.519 You, and I appreciate you. But I appreciate that I do. 1227 01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:10.119 But the thing is like the war, it's been nice 1228 01:02:10.159 --> 01:02:12.519 to me and he's thrown me a party. I mean 1229 01:02:12.880 --> 01:02:16.360 like I feel like I would be Yeah, I got 1230 01:02:16.440 --> 01:02:17.360 to attend my party. 1231 01:02:17.760 --> 01:02:21.679 Yeah yeah. The warden says, whoa, there's no party until 1232 01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:24.199 you put these prisoners back in their cells. 1233 01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:28.360 Can we maybe work out a thing where we just 1234 01:02:28.519 --> 01:02:32.280 kind of go and that we do the party as well? 1235 01:02:32.880 --> 01:02:36.280 Insubordination is a crime, crag I was, So I'm going 1236 01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:38.199 to behind crags back, turn to Rick and I'm going 1237 01:02:38.280 --> 01:02:41.119 to be like, Okay, what if I just killed the warden. 1238 01:02:40.880 --> 01:02:45.559 Now, stigma. I'm going to be honest with you. I 1239 01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:50.920 kind of envisioned escaping with you. Everything else that's involved 1240 01:02:50.920 --> 01:02:53.679 in this scenario is I'm not going to lie, making 1241 01:02:53.840 --> 01:03:00.119 my job at TAD harder. I think the plans I 1242 01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:03.039 form from now on are going to involve you, me 1243 01:03:03.800 --> 01:03:07.679 and the Vellinari girl Crag. I don't think we're going 1244 01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:09.840 to be able to get rid of I think we 1245 01:03:10.000 --> 01:03:12.519 have to just kind of accept is here. 1246 01:03:14.199 --> 01:03:14.440 Yes? 1247 01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:19.360 Wait, right, are you implying that you trust me? I 1248 01:03:19.440 --> 01:03:20.800 don't know if I trust you or not, but I 1249 01:03:20.840 --> 01:03:22.400 am implying right now, and I'll be honest. 1250 01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:26.960 I need you. So which guard do you want to take? 1251 01:03:26.960 --> 01:03:27.800 I'll grab the other one? 1252 01:03:29.320 --> 01:03:31.360 Sorry, there is alrely one guy here, and it's the warden. 1253 01:03:31.400 --> 01:03:34.360 There is just one, and I'm having a conversation with 1254 01:03:34.480 --> 01:03:36.239 him right at the moment. There is just the warden. 1255 01:03:37.639 --> 01:03:39.880 By the way, I having a conversation with Crag. Do 1256 01:03:39.920 --> 01:03:41.920 you want to just run up and stab him or something? 1257 01:03:42.480 --> 01:03:46.280 I'll race you. I could shoot him from here. Do that? 1258 01:03:46.360 --> 01:03:46.480 Then? 1259 01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:47.760 That sounds a lot simpler I. 1260 01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:50.000 Was putting in my resignation letter. By the way, I 1261 01:03:50.119 --> 01:03:51.679 just wanted to say, I just don't think this is 1262 01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:54.280 a a I don't think it's a healthy work environment 1263 01:03:54.360 --> 01:03:54.599 for me. 1264 01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:57.679 You have your contract is for five years, crag. You 1265 01:03:57.760 --> 01:03:58.199 can't quit. 1266 01:04:00.280 --> 01:04:01.400 No, I'm definitely quitting. 1267 01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.519 No, you can't quit. If you quit, that's a crime. 1268 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:06.599 No, I'm quitting. I'm currently leaving. I just I appreciate 1269 01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:08.639 it for the party though. I really like that, Crag. 1270 01:04:09.039 --> 01:04:12.039 If you quit, you are a criminal, and you know 1271 01:04:12.119 --> 01:04:15.760 what we do with criminals here on eight fight Wait wait, wait, wait. 1272 01:04:15.639 --> 01:04:17.519 Wait, I don't okay, I'm a little bit out of 1273 01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:20.320 touch here with your like this is all new to me. 1274 01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:22.559 Is criminal a job? Because I don't think I've done 1275 01:04:22.599 --> 01:04:23.079 that one yet. 1276 01:04:24.639 --> 01:04:26.880 It's it is now. 1277 01:04:29.440 --> 01:04:32.599 I'm going to try and blast the warden from where? 1278 01:04:32.639 --> 01:04:34.320 Right? Wait? Well yeah, I mean we're gonna We're. 1279 01:04:34.199 --> 01:04:36.960 Gonna behind me and I'm like a large creature, so 1280 01:04:37.039 --> 01:04:37.519 I'm cover. 1281 01:04:37.800 --> 01:04:40.880 So there you go. So Rick, actually you're actually thirty 1282 01:04:40.920 --> 01:04:41.519 initiative order. 1283 01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:41.719 Rick. 1284 01:04:41.800 --> 01:04:43.840 You see Sigma Pola has gone ready to fire. Is 1285 01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.559 there anything you want to do? Yes? 1286 01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:47.920 Can I both use a spell and then a bartic 1287 01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:50.159 inspiration as a bonus fuction? Of course you can, Rellian, 1288 01:04:50.159 --> 01:04:53.159 I'd like to use vicious mockery on the guard that 1289 01:04:53.199 --> 01:04:54.280 Crag is currently talking to. 1290 01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:55.440 All right, do it. 1291 01:04:58.000 --> 01:04:58.639 Been here one day? 1292 01:04:58.639 --> 01:05:00.519 I've already seen two of you die, four of us 1293 01:05:00.519 --> 01:05:02.199 are skaped. This is not gonna get a good review 1294 01:05:02.239 --> 01:05:03.320 when I get back to the Union. 1295 01:05:04.559 --> 01:05:08.000 All right, So he's gonna do a wisdom ten. That 1296 01:05:08.159 --> 01:05:11.280 is a fail. So roy the damage for vicious mockery. 1297 01:05:11.639 --> 01:05:14.639 He goes, what ah not the. 1298 01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:15.360 Union of Man. 1299 01:05:15.599 --> 01:05:18.119 I don't technically work for them. I work out the court, 1300 01:05:18.199 --> 01:05:21.280 but I do have an allegiance there somehow. Oh my brain, 1301 01:05:22.000 --> 01:05:23.840 and yes, you hurt him, and he's gonna have a 1302 01:05:23.960 --> 01:05:27.079 disadvantage on his next attack. It is Pocket's turn. Pocket 1303 01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:30.440 senses for my most action. Can I just lean over 1304 01:05:30.639 --> 01:05:33.119 to Sigma and go, you shoot him in the head. 1305 01:05:33.119 --> 01:05:36.239 I'll buy you a beer. Partic inspiration. 1306 01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:37.639 You have partic inspiration, Sigma. 1307 01:05:37.840 --> 01:05:40.199 I still, I actually still have the originalt against. 1308 01:05:40.039 --> 01:05:42.840 Think you still. Pocket is gonna run over now with 1309 01:05:43.000 --> 01:05:46.679 his obsidian shard in hand. He's going to swing and 1310 01:05:47.000 --> 01:05:51.280 miss the warden. Sigma. It is now your turn. But 1311 01:05:51.519 --> 01:05:54.079 he now has an enemy within five feet of him, 1312 01:05:54.119 --> 01:05:55.320 so you will get sneak attack damage. 1313 01:05:55.880 --> 01:05:58.880 I don't like the warden. Oh gosh, and then you 1314 01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:01.920 know what the Captain Rick Plant told me, A blast 1315 01:06:01.960 --> 01:06:02.360 him in the head. 1316 01:06:02.400 --> 01:06:06.719 I'm going to go ahead blast him, you know you, miss. 1317 01:06:07.679 --> 01:06:10.280 I get to roll whenever I fail, Yeah, whenever I 1318 01:06:10.360 --> 01:06:12.280 fail to check, I get to roll my body inspirations. 1319 01:06:12.360 --> 01:06:13.480 Yeah, give you the D six. 1320 01:06:14.960 --> 01:06:16.559 One ten. You fail. 1321 01:06:17.199 --> 01:06:20.159 You to be honest, you've got performance anxiety. You for 1322 01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:20.960 give it a job. 1323 01:06:21.480 --> 01:06:24.920 Okay, I'm going to because that's a light weapon. 1324 01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:29.320 What I can do with my wolf clause is as 1325 01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:31.519 part of the attack action, I can make a second 1326 01:06:31.559 --> 01:06:34.119 attack cool with my jaws. 1327 01:06:35.920 --> 01:06:39.159 I will run fully around crag and around pocket now 1328 01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:42.039 to get on the other side of the warden and 1329 01:06:44.360 --> 01:06:46.199 bring up my claw to try and try and slash 1330 01:06:46.199 --> 01:06:47.119 it him so much. 1331 01:06:48.599 --> 01:06:52.400 That missus man. You you so you're mad right now? 1332 01:06:52.639 --> 01:06:52.679 You? 1333 01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:53.079 Yeah? 1334 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:54.519 I used to role. 1335 01:06:54.679 --> 01:06:54.880 Yeah. 1336 01:06:54.920 --> 01:06:58.679 So you you shoot the gun and Warden Locke just 1337 01:06:58.719 --> 01:07:01.280 sort of he's over his head. He goes what the 1338 01:07:01.360 --> 01:07:03.079 hell is going on? And you charge him with the 1339 01:07:03.159 --> 01:07:05.800 claw and he like blocks it with his arm that 1340 01:07:05.920 --> 01:07:09.920 you now notice is entirely made of like metals. He's 1341 01:07:09.960 --> 01:07:12.199 doing all that's while holding a cake that's he's dropped 1342 01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:15.280 the cake at this point. The cake is now a 1343 01:07:15.400 --> 01:07:17.559 mush on the ground. It's all over your feet, Sigma, 1344 01:07:20.039 --> 01:07:21.239 And are you doing anything else? 1345 01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:22.480 I don't think I can. 1346 01:07:22.639 --> 01:07:25.599 Okay, Navina, you're urop okay. 1347 01:07:25.960 --> 01:07:30.519 Uh Navena's going to turn to uh rick clan and say, 1348 01:07:31.280 --> 01:07:34.760 and mister plan, should I again? 1349 01:07:36.880 --> 01:07:38.000 Should I do the same again? 1350 01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:41.599 Do you mean should you turn your watery arm into 1351 01:07:41.679 --> 01:07:44.360 some kind of anvil of death and crack his jaw off? 1352 01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:45.320 Yeah? 1353 01:07:45.360 --> 01:07:45.639 Why not? 1354 01:07:45.679 --> 01:07:47.039 It seems like a great plan. Give it a go. 1355 01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:53.559 Okay, So she's gonna run behind Crag and yeah, do 1356 01:07:53.639 --> 01:07:58.199 the same again. Uh, this is like glass bulb thing. 1357 01:07:58.800 --> 01:08:00.840 I'm just trying to crack crack mister. 1358 01:08:01.599 --> 01:08:04.760 Warden on the jaw a right, you're coming over, You're 1359 01:08:05.159 --> 01:08:09.159 you cut a bulbous hand, and you particually fail. The 1360 01:08:09.320 --> 01:08:12.519 first critical fail of the campaign is you. He's like, 1361 01:08:12.719 --> 01:08:15.119 to be honest, he now dodges that as well, and 1362 01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:18.920 he goes, that's why you are prisoners, and I'm the 1363 01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:23.800 fucking warded. This our PrV is just that this guy 1364 01:08:23.960 --> 01:08:29.279 is in fucking crazy this Yeah, oh my gosh, Crag, 1365 01:08:29.760 --> 01:08:30.520 it is now your. 1366 01:08:30.960 --> 01:08:34.640 Okay, Crag just looks u you know, full of melancholy 1367 01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:37.399 down at the cake as a perfect represent This is 1368 01:08:37.479 --> 01:08:43.239 a perfect representation of my life at the moment. All right, well, Warden, 1369 01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:46.279 you've been good to me. I guess this won't work 1370 01:08:46.359 --> 01:08:47.840 this way. I guess we got to do it. The 1371 01:08:47.960 --> 01:08:51.600 ashcar away and I breathe fucking fire on him. 1372 01:08:51.760 --> 01:08:55.119 Oh yeah, okay, so they have breath weapons. Becuse have 1373 01:08:55.159 --> 01:08:58.680 got molten core. So sorry, there's no way you could 1374 01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:00.720 breathe fire without hitting the veda and pocket. 1375 01:09:01.239 --> 01:09:02.600 Isn't there option to be in a line? 1376 01:09:02.840 --> 01:09:05.079 Oh yeah, you can do a line? Yeah, my bad line? 1377 01:09:05.199 --> 01:09:07.319 Yeah, the material. 1378 01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:11.439 So he's going to do a deck save right, yeah, 1379 01:09:12.000 --> 01:09:13.760 which he fails, and he's going to take the five 1380 01:09:15.039 --> 01:09:20.439 fire damages that lights him up. Good? Are u Ashkar bastards? 1381 01:09:21.640 --> 01:09:25.600 I said I quit, No man cannot make another man quit. 1382 01:09:26.800 --> 01:09:27.760 You have another quit? 1383 01:09:28.039 --> 01:09:32.439 You've not read section thirty two in your Employee's had book. Well, 1384 01:09:32.960 --> 01:09:35.399 I wanted to test this new weapon on one of 1385 01:09:35.479 --> 01:09:40.399 the prisoners. But he pulls out this massive, uh like 1386 01:09:40.520 --> 01:09:42.239 from the from his back that was in like a pack. 1387 01:09:42.279 --> 01:09:45.199 He pulls out this massive like launcher, almost like a 1388 01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:47.920 laser cannon that he puts on his shoulder. And he's 1389 01:09:48.000 --> 01:09:50.079 going to fire it in a straight line that will 1390 01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:53.319 hit Crag but also hit rike Plan behind him. I 1391 01:09:53.439 --> 01:09:56.159 need both of you to do a dexterity saving for him. Oh, 1392 01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:59.680 Cracks will take thirteen damage, which is enough to knock 1393 01:09:59.720 --> 01:10:02.720 both of you unconscious if you fail. All right, Crag, 1394 01:10:03.319 --> 01:10:07.520 that's actually not bad. Yeah, sixteen succeeds. So Josh Ripays 1395 01:10:07.560 --> 01:10:09.920 with the twenty and Crag with the sixteen. Both succeed 1396 01:10:10.000 --> 01:10:12.880 despite your minus one. He pulls up this beam, it 1397 01:10:13.399 --> 01:10:16.600 fires through the air. Crag, you manage to dodge out 1398 01:10:16.600 --> 01:10:18.920 the way. You're only grazed, Rickplan, how are you dodging it? 1399 01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:22.720 I like to say this kind of beam being fired 1400 01:10:22.760 --> 01:10:24.720 toward me and realize that I'm too far away to 1401 01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:26.439 do anything right now. So I want to kind of 1402 01:10:26.600 --> 01:10:31.079 forward roll toward the beam, effectively going under it, underneath it. 1403 01:10:31.439 --> 01:10:34.359 When it finishes, I just stand up a lot closer. 1404 01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:34.560 To him. 1405 01:10:35.960 --> 01:10:40.800 And okay, making your So you do take seven damage 1406 01:10:41.119 --> 01:10:44.399 and the beam of light strikes into the wall behind you, 1407 01:10:44.720 --> 01:10:47.520 and then you hear sirens start going off, noise, every 1408 01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:51.199 everything's flashing red and the water is like fuck, that's 1409 01:10:51.279 --> 01:10:56.279 not good. Okay, Rick Plan is now back to your turn. 1410 01:10:57.359 --> 01:10:59.680 I was a stand up. You hear that Crag, that's 1411 01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:03.359 your party. That shows that we are leaving, and that 1412 01:11:03.479 --> 01:11:05.039 shows that we are getting out of here. 1413 01:11:05.439 --> 01:11:07.720 Yeah, no, I agree with you. Yeah, that's that's probably 1414 01:11:07.760 --> 01:11:08.600 a good sign for that. 1415 01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:08.960 Yeah. 1416 01:11:09.399 --> 01:11:13.079 I would like to attempt to lunge. Can I lunge 1417 01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:16.800 past Crag and go to the guard because you're in. 1418 01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:20.319 Between and then the guard twenty twenty four rules you 1419 01:11:20.359 --> 01:11:22.520 can just move through people. This doesn't count as difficult 1420 01:11:22.520 --> 01:11:22.720 to train. 1421 01:11:24.680 --> 01:11:27.319 Yeah, yep, kneel down. I'm going to jump off your shoulders. 1422 01:11:27.920 --> 01:11:29.760 All right, that's the way we do this. I like 1423 01:11:30.479 --> 01:11:30.960 this is fun. 1424 01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:35.800 I would like to run forward, great, stepping up into 1425 01:11:35.840 --> 01:11:37.279 the air with one of my legs and placing it 1426 01:11:37.359 --> 01:11:40.640 on Crag's shoulders, amazing, pushing off, and as I do that, 1427 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:42.840 I'd like to pull out the shard of obsidian that 1428 01:11:42.920 --> 01:11:46.960 he's given me. And then as I land effectively on 1429 01:11:47.479 --> 01:11:49.560 the warden in front, I'd like to try and bring 1430 01:11:49.640 --> 01:11:52.479 the blade down either into his side of his neck 1431 01:11:52.960 --> 01:11:56.279 or just wrapping my arms around him and grabbing him 1432 01:11:56.520 --> 01:11:59.000 and trying to give him disadvantage for everyone else. 1433 01:11:59.399 --> 01:12:01.600 So you're trying to do a grappled which, okay, hold on, 1434 01:12:02.000 --> 01:12:02.600 given me two. 1435 01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:06.479 Options here anywhere you can't move, so other people are 1436 01:12:06.520 --> 01:12:07.840 going to have any easier time hitting him. 1437 01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:11.079 So are you grappling him or are you stabbing him? 1438 01:12:12.119 --> 01:12:14.039 I don't trust myself to stam. I'm gonna jump off 1439 01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:16.880 crag and just kind of grab him and hold him still. 1440 01:12:17.159 --> 01:12:18.880 Grappling is a lot easier. Now he just does a 1441 01:12:18.920 --> 01:12:23.840 saving throw and he's relatively strong. You know, he's he's ripped, 1442 01:12:23.880 --> 01:12:25.520 so he's going to do a strength save against your 1443 01:12:25.600 --> 01:12:29.840 DC which is fourteen. So you come down on top 1444 01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:34.439 of him. He critically fails the saving throw, so you 1445 01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:37.640 wrap your arms around him, and he is now restrained 1446 01:12:37.720 --> 01:12:40.199 by you and has disadvantage against everyone but you. 1447 01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:43.479 As soon as I've grabbed him, I just like to 1448 01:12:43.520 --> 01:12:46.479 beg and on team. We're getting out of here right now. 1449 01:12:47.439 --> 01:12:52.720 Okay, Pockets turn at Pockets Day. You guys are fucking crazy, 1450 01:12:52.760 --> 01:12:57.079 and I love It's he's going to use the shard 1451 01:12:57.399 --> 01:13:01.760 and he's going to hit the guy twenty four damage. 1452 01:13:02.520 --> 01:13:04.640 Navena hates Pocket, but I fucking love him. 1453 01:13:05.319 --> 01:13:08.239 Yeah, Sigma, it's your turn. 1454 01:13:09.439 --> 01:13:12.520 Okay, can I get advantage on my mail attacks against 1455 01:13:12.520 --> 01:13:13.319 the sky because he grappled. 1456 01:13:14.199 --> 01:13:16.600 I don't. I don't know. If I don't, may fuck it. 1457 01:13:16.640 --> 01:13:18.479 Let's say you do. Let's just say you do. I 1458 01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:20.600 don't know. Actually you know I need to. I'm granting 1459 01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:23.159 you advantage because the rick plans a incredible jump in 1460 01:13:23.199 --> 01:13:25.960 the air, even if it's not the case, Let's do it. 1461 01:13:27.319 --> 01:13:31.279 Nineteen for the claw attack with my sneak attack damage. Yes, 1462 01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:35.479 so you are nineteen attack twelve damage. That is not 1463 01:13:35.680 --> 01:13:37.399 enough to finish him off, but he gets him very 1464 01:13:37.520 --> 01:13:40.800 low as you sliced into him with the claw. Yeah, 1465 01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:41.319 go ahead. 1466 01:13:41.399 --> 01:13:43.760 I have another claw, so I'm gonna attempt again to 1467 01:13:44.199 --> 01:13:48.159 strike its do the damage without sneak attack without modifier. 1468 01:13:48.199 --> 01:13:50.600 This time, it's just who is not enough damage to 1469 01:13:50.640 --> 01:13:52.840 finish him off with your second claw. He is on 1470 01:13:54.319 --> 01:13:57.600 the tiniest fraction of life. He's like whoa wait wait, wait, wait, 1471 01:13:57.680 --> 01:14:01.039 hold up, hold up, Navina, it's your turn, all right. 1472 01:14:01.279 --> 01:14:05.119 Uh, Navena is gonna put both her arms together to 1473 01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:09.119 make an even bigger ballless thing and then jump down 1474 01:14:09.159 --> 01:14:10.359 and try and smack him on the. 1475 01:14:10.840 --> 01:14:14.039 See seeing Navena like bringing down your arms? 1476 01:14:14.119 --> 01:14:14.239 Right? 1477 01:14:14.359 --> 01:14:15.399 Can can stigma be? 1478 01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:15.520 Like? 1479 01:14:15.760 --> 01:14:15.960 Wait? 1480 01:14:16.800 --> 01:14:20.279 Oh yeah, you say, Wait, Nevena, do you do you. 1481 01:14:20.479 --> 01:14:21.239 Stop what you're doing? 1482 01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:26.279 Yeah, I'll hold it there, like holding this position because 1483 01:14:26.279 --> 01:14:28.600 he was just like the warden just started begging for 1484 01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:30.159 his life before. 1485 01:14:31.399 --> 01:14:32.520 Yeah, so I turned to him. 1486 01:14:32.560 --> 01:14:34.279 He's like, what is your life worth? 1487 01:14:34.479 --> 01:14:34.520 You? 1488 01:14:34.960 --> 01:14:38.720 Then, my niece is one of the six directors of Radakop. 1489 01:14:39.000 --> 01:14:41.760 You're not you you you'll fake the consequences of this. 1490 01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:45.479 No, no, no, you're in no position to make threat 1491 01:14:46.680 --> 01:14:47.239 need to make us. 1492 01:14:48.560 --> 01:14:53.479 No, you don't understand. Vanderkop's very pretty, a galaxy wide organization. 1493 01:14:53.560 --> 01:14:56.720 It's powerful. Hell, she'll be upset. 1494 01:14:59.079 --> 01:15:03.000 Never mind that I'm talking money. Well, you know, equipment. 1495 01:15:03.079 --> 01:15:04.439 What do you have that we can take? 1496 01:15:06.039 --> 01:15:11.119 God, he's like looking here out desperately. But if I 1497 01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:15.119 give criminals equipment, don't have my head. I'll be a 1498 01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:15.960 dead man. Anyway. 1499 01:15:16.880 --> 01:15:19.479 I've literally got your head right now, my friend. 1500 01:15:19.760 --> 01:15:21.479 So you're either going to give us equipment and we 1501 01:15:21.560 --> 01:15:23.479 might let you live on the prison you've made, or 1502 01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:25.000 we'll kill you and find a way to take it. 1503 01:15:25.039 --> 01:15:28.319 Anyway, think very carefully. Wait, do we have to kill them? 1504 01:15:28.640 --> 01:15:30.359 Okay, sigwe do you want to give me a persuation role? 1505 01:15:31.920 --> 01:15:33.079 I'm not going to look at Crack and be like, 1506 01:15:33.159 --> 01:15:34.000 we're just bluffing. 1507 01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:39.600 No, I mean, logo, Okay, I got a fourteen, you 1508 01:15:39.680 --> 01:15:44.279 needed a fifteen, he said, Do you still have bardic inspiration? No? 1509 01:15:44.479 --> 01:15:44.920 He used it. 1510 01:15:45.079 --> 01:15:46.479 No, I used it on my last attack. 1511 01:15:46.920 --> 01:15:50.199 So unfortunately, he's not going to comply with your demands 1512 01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:52.039 in a way. He's just gonna he's gonna resort to 1513 01:15:52.079 --> 01:15:54.079 threats because he's like you. 1514 01:15:54.720 --> 01:15:55.680 You're gonna regret this. 1515 01:15:55.920 --> 01:15:57.840 If you value your life, you will not. 1516 01:15:58.119 --> 01:15:58.840 You will regret this. 1517 01:15:59.159 --> 01:16:02.039 You are living, come to prison, you went to them, 1518 01:16:02.640 --> 01:16:06.560 and I'm just like, as you were. Damn okay, Navina, 1519 01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:14.039 go ahead, birth of you, will you? I'm saying, we're 1520 01:16:14.199 --> 01:16:18.920 bordered with the eight before thirteen doesn't hit, so you 1521 01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:22.520 bring it down upon him and you just sort of 1522 01:16:22.840 --> 01:16:25.840 go off of his metallic arm. This does mean it's 1523 01:16:25.880 --> 01:16:28.079 now Crag for the potential final hit. 1524 01:16:28.479 --> 01:16:33.319 I don't want to kill him. I'm gonna, yeah, Crag, 1525 01:16:34.119 --> 01:16:35.239 I can't hold him much longer. 1526 01:16:35.279 --> 01:16:36.840 But if you really don't want to kill him, I 1527 01:16:37.000 --> 01:16:38.560 say we put him back in the cell that we 1528 01:16:38.640 --> 01:16:40.640 were in, close that up and wait for the changing 1529 01:16:40.720 --> 01:16:41.680 of the guard to find him. 1530 01:16:42.560 --> 01:16:46.199 I have a better idea. I kick him non lethally. 1531 01:16:47.119 --> 01:16:48.920 Do I get bonus action at level one for two 1532 01:16:49.079 --> 01:16:49.600 armed strokes? 1533 01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:51.760 You can it, says right here, bonus unarmed strike. You 1534 01:16:51.800 --> 01:16:53.760 can make an unarmed strike as a bonus action. So yeah, 1535 01:16:53.800 --> 01:16:56.520 you can do it again. Yeah so actually, crag, okay, 1536 01:16:56.680 --> 01:16:58.560 reverse rewind this. 1537 01:16:59.600 --> 01:17:02.640 I love I love the idea of universe conversation. 1538 01:17:03.079 --> 01:17:04.640 Yeah no, no, that did happen. 1539 01:17:04.760 --> 01:17:07.279 But then midway through the conversation, Navina was just like, 1540 01:17:07.520 --> 01:17:10.600 oh wait, I can still, I can right this, this 1541 01:17:10.720 --> 01:17:12.159 will be this will be non lethally. 1542 01:17:13.119 --> 01:17:14.960 Oh oh, I thought I thought Sag was having to 1543 01:17:15.000 --> 01:17:15.520 use a kill him. 1544 01:17:15.520 --> 01:17:18.479 Okay, so yes, you do just I just told her 1545 01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:19.560 to continue what she was doing. 1546 01:17:19.800 --> 01:17:24.479 Cool, cool, Yeah, a lot of damage. Yeah, so yeah. 1547 01:17:24.520 --> 01:17:27.000 The Anville I guess you created with your hands comes down, 1548 01:17:27.479 --> 01:17:31.119 smashes into the warden. I'm knocking him out and he's bloodied, 1549 01:17:31.199 --> 01:17:34.800 crumpled on the ground there, and I guess, okay, yeah, 1550 01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:36.840 reck clad, you let go of him, and he just 1551 01:17:36.880 --> 01:17:41.279 got this like bloodied mess, this unconscious body, and Pocket 1552 01:17:41.399 --> 01:17:44.319 is like, wow, we should kill him. 1553 01:17:45.399 --> 01:17:47.359 No, no, no, he was good to me. 1554 01:17:47.479 --> 01:17:49.039 I pick up the cake and I pick up the 1555 01:17:49.119 --> 01:17:51.079 warden and it's like, all right, let's get going. 1556 01:17:51.880 --> 01:17:53.399 I was taught not to kill. 1557 01:17:54.720 --> 01:17:58.159 Yeah, I was taught nothing but to kill. Are you 1558 01:17:58.319 --> 01:17:59.880 Are you planning to take the warden with you? 1559 01:18:00.560 --> 01:18:01.119 Yeah? Why not? 1560 01:18:02.560 --> 01:18:04.680 Oh no, no, no strategy. 1561 01:18:05.880 --> 01:18:08.720 He was a nice guy, honestly. I mean like he 1562 01:18:08.800 --> 01:18:10.800 even threw a party for me. I can't leave him 1563 01:18:10.800 --> 01:18:12.439 for dead. I would just not be able to sleep 1564 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:12.800 at night. 1565 01:18:13.319 --> 01:18:19.279 He won't die here, he'll be fine. Nah, if we 1566 01:18:19.439 --> 01:18:21.840 take him with us, he'll want to kill us. What's 1567 01:18:21.840 --> 01:18:24.840 your name again? What's your name again? Sigma? 1568 01:18:25.119 --> 01:18:28.239 All right, Sigma. Gotta be honest with you. He told 1569 01:18:28.279 --> 01:18:32.039 me he loved me. And this is an ashcar marriage, right, 1570 01:18:32.199 --> 01:18:35.920 since it goes all the way back, it goes all 1571 01:18:35.960 --> 01:18:38.439 the way back to the time of Slag the Great. 1572 01:18:38.720 --> 01:18:41.560 And let me tell you what species. 1573 01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:42.359 Is the warden. 1574 01:18:42.720 --> 01:18:44.520 He's a human. He's a human. He's just a human. 1575 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:49.479 He's a human. I don't know if if that tradition 1576 01:18:49.600 --> 01:18:50.640 applies with humans. 1577 01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:57.760 You do, Slag the Great? Yea, well, we have many 1578 01:18:58.359 --> 01:19:01.560 myths and legends of many flags. Although it's never one 1579 01:19:01.680 --> 01:19:04.359 specific person. It's more of an ideal that a person 1580 01:19:04.399 --> 01:19:05.319 attempts to live up to. 1581 01:19:06.560 --> 01:19:10.199 Well Flag the Great defeated Brock the Rock, and uh, 1582 01:19:10.439 --> 01:19:12.119 it just kind of goes all the way back through 1583 01:19:12.279 --> 01:19:15.840 Ashkari in history. But that's neither here nor there. We 1584 01:19:15.920 --> 01:19:20.279 gotta get moving. I like this out of this slag pocket. 1585 01:19:24.000 --> 01:19:25.840 You do feel in a lot of ways he. 1586 01:19:25.960 --> 01:19:30.239 Made Ashcar culture what it is today. Yeah, the fuck did? 1587 01:19:33.560 --> 01:19:36.520 I am going to turn to Rick. I want captain you. 1588 01:19:36.880 --> 01:19:39.640 You want to take the warden with us? Sigma. 1589 01:19:39.880 --> 01:19:42.800 I don't want to take anyone that I don't need 1590 01:19:42.880 --> 01:19:45.439 to take with us. I'm still struggling to, you know, 1591 01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:47.840 vindicate you and me. In my own mind, I completely 1592 01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:52.159 forgot that the rap thing was here, So RI give 1593 01:19:52.239 --> 01:19:54.880 it talking about you, not. 1594 01:19:55.159 --> 01:19:58.199 To you when I can hit you. Your loudest ship mate, 1595 01:19:58.880 --> 01:20:01.960 You're like the loudest I've ever heard in my life, 1596 01:20:03.239 --> 01:20:04.880 he says, without a hits of irony. 1597 01:20:08.039 --> 01:20:10.199 We're going to get on very well, crag. 1598 01:20:10.359 --> 01:20:12.560 If we take this warden with us, can we drop 1599 01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:15.439 him off somewhere that is neutral, so he's not going 1600 01:20:15.479 --> 01:20:16.960 to die, but he's also not going to be a 1601 01:20:17.039 --> 01:20:18.439 problem to us in Well, this is. 1602 01:20:18.479 --> 01:20:20.760 Something really important. Do you think that you know what 1603 01:20:20.920 --> 01:20:21.640 okay rust is? 1604 01:20:21.640 --> 01:20:24.760 Really quick, name one of the alien races in this 1605 01:20:24.880 --> 01:20:26.479 world that we have not met yet if you can 1606 01:20:26.560 --> 01:20:27.239 tell me really quick. 1607 01:20:27.319 --> 01:20:29.800 Well, luckily, in this first episode you've met all of 1608 01:20:29.840 --> 01:20:34.439 the main ones. Okay. Oh gosh, so all of the 1609 01:20:34.479 --> 01:20:38.960 coalition ones like Taos, givett ashcar Vellinari, human, et cetera 1610 01:20:39.680 --> 01:20:42.119 like it. Okay, but I guess there are lots of 1611 01:20:42.199 --> 01:20:45.560 like minor races or a vaguely humanoid less like less 1612 01:20:45.560 --> 01:20:49.239 intelligent species, or there's like lots of little ones. So Crag. 1613 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:54.279 Crag when he was in college minored in like, uh, 1614 01:20:55.600 --> 01:20:59.920 I suck at this like an obscure blue blop study 1615 01:21:00.199 --> 01:21:03.159 or whatever, like the alien language of an alien race 1616 01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:06.279 that's not part of the like studying like the culture 1617 01:21:06.359 --> 01:21:07.520 of the glue blops or. 1618 01:21:07.720 --> 01:21:11.359 Oh my god, like yeah, some obscure alien species of 1619 01:21:11.359 --> 01:21:14.279 the species, just like a one sanit species that's out 1620 01:21:14.319 --> 01:21:15.159 there somewhere the. 1621 01:21:15.760 --> 01:21:19.319 So studying studying them. They had different marriage rights. I 1622 01:21:19.560 --> 01:21:23.199 guess humans probably do two. Okay, so he's probably not 1623 01:21:23.840 --> 01:21:28.359 married to me. Now, Oh thank god. I was not 1624 01:21:28.600 --> 01:21:31.039 ready to settle down. I leave, I leave them northward 1625 01:21:31.079 --> 01:21:32.600 and down on the ground. I'm like, all right, now 1626 01:21:32.680 --> 01:21:33.479 we could get going. 1627 01:21:33.840 --> 01:21:39.840 You do feel rumbling beneath you, all right, the whole 1628 01:21:39.880 --> 01:21:45.319 building quickly, alarms are going off, building shaping and also 1629 01:21:45.439 --> 01:21:48.199 now two guards. You could see down the corridor. You 1630 01:21:48.239 --> 01:21:50.279 guys came down, there's two gods running towards you. 1631 01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:55.359 Now, yeah, let's get going. Let's let's retreat to whatever theory. 1632 01:21:56.800 --> 01:21:59.119 This one is this shuttle here, it's got a new 1633 01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:02.520 flux on dry there. There was only one ship in 1634 01:22:02.680 --> 01:22:05.600 this hangar, and it is the water. So it's the 1635 01:22:05.680 --> 01:22:08.319 warden ship that is like was behind him sort of 1636 01:22:08.399 --> 01:22:11.800 in the distance. So you guys run towards the Warden's vessel. 1637 01:22:12.840 --> 01:22:14.880 Pocket is like he's he's got little wings on his 1638 01:22:14.920 --> 01:22:17.000 back because he's a skippe, so he's like hovering as 1639 01:22:17.039 --> 01:22:21.119 he's going flying along. This is the best day ever. 1640 01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:24.640 As we're running towards the ship and let you come 1641 01:22:24.680 --> 01:22:26.760 with us, I'm just sort of like I'm just doing 1642 01:22:26.880 --> 01:22:30.039 like random fire towards the corridor where the guards are 1643 01:22:30.039 --> 01:22:31.760 coming from with the pistol, just to like you know, 1644 01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:32.439 slow them down. 1645 01:22:33.039 --> 01:22:37.680 Very star wars firing at you. But it's just it's 1646 01:22:37.760 --> 01:22:38.560 not histy. It's just. 1647 01:22:40.800 --> 01:22:43.720 Novena can like whip her arm and throw a few 1648 01:22:43.880 --> 01:22:44.880 like water darts. 1649 01:22:45.920 --> 01:22:47.479 I guess I can. 1650 01:22:48.319 --> 01:22:51.079 I have I have darts in my starting kit. Apparently 1651 01:22:51.920 --> 01:22:58.760 huge get in the shuttle. Reason this is while we're running, 1652 01:22:58.760 --> 01:23:02.560 don't worry. Yeah, and you guys who can who can 1653 01:23:02.600 --> 01:23:03.319 fly this rick? 1654 01:23:03.399 --> 01:23:03.840 You can fly? 1655 01:23:04.039 --> 01:23:04.159 Right? 1656 01:23:04.479 --> 01:23:06.920 I am searching around. Are we on the shuttle? 1657 01:23:06.960 --> 01:23:07.079 Now? 1658 01:23:07.159 --> 01:23:09.000 You guys are now gotten into the vessel. It's not 1659 01:23:09.039 --> 01:23:11.560 a huge ship, but it still fits all of you guys. 1660 01:23:12.560 --> 01:23:15.000 And I want to search around for any kind of 1661 01:23:15.079 --> 01:23:17.800 documentation for how to fly this thing. Find some kind 1662 01:23:17.800 --> 01:23:20.600 of fire and be like, I can't language. 1663 01:23:20.640 --> 01:23:27.520 It would be a human. As as you enter the 1664 01:23:27.560 --> 01:23:30.000 ship though, however, the sort of lights in the ship 1665 01:23:30.079 --> 01:23:32.520 come on, and as you guys would know as people 1666 01:23:32.560 --> 01:23:35.960 who are part of this universe, every ship has a personality. 1667 01:23:40.039 --> 01:23:45.520 So yeah, it comes to life. Yeah, and you hear 1668 01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:49.920 something that goes, welcome back police chief Luck. Oh you're 1669 01:23:49.960 --> 01:23:50.399 not him? 1670 01:23:51.159 --> 01:23:54.279 Oh well that's not my crag son of Krank nice 1671 01:23:54.279 --> 01:23:54.439 to be? 1672 01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:56.600 Is he alive? 1673 01:23:58.479 --> 01:23:58.600 Oh? 1674 01:23:58.720 --> 01:23:58.920 Yeah? 1675 01:23:59.399 --> 01:23:59.560 Yes? 1676 01:24:00.159 --> 01:24:03.359 Actually will I see him again? Yeah? 1677 01:24:04.159 --> 01:24:06.239 Well, I don't know about that one. We are taking 1678 01:24:06.279 --> 01:24:09.560 you some other location, but I mean maybe at some point. 1679 01:24:10.039 --> 01:24:11.800 Oh that's in this crazy world. 1680 01:24:11.960 --> 01:24:19.319 We call life. I I am Locke's spaceship. He never 1681 01:24:19.439 --> 01:24:24.000 gave me a name. Yeah, warden Lock, Yes. 1682 01:24:24.640 --> 01:24:27.359 Warden Lock. What was warden Lock's last flowing too destination? 1683 01:24:28.760 --> 01:24:32.680 Let me check the logs? Boo boop it was a 1684 01:24:34.159 --> 01:24:36.600 party planet for hyper jumps away. 1685 01:24:38.279 --> 01:24:40.199 Do you have enough fuel to make half the journey? 1686 01:24:40.920 --> 01:24:40.960 No? 1687 01:24:41.279 --> 01:24:41.600 Do you do? 1688 01:24:41.760 --> 01:24:41.800 Do? 1689 01:24:42.000 --> 01:24:45.079 Do? Is you looking at the displaying the thing? And 1690 01:24:45.159 --> 01:24:49.319 there's like a warning sign comes up as you guys 1691 01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:52.600 are starting to like leave now right the vessels starting 1692 01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:56.000 to leave, and the warning sign comes up and says, 1693 01:24:56.239 --> 01:24:59.880 there is we only have enough fuel to do one 1694 01:25:00.199 --> 01:25:04.000 hyper lane jump and pockets like that's not fucking good. 1695 01:25:05.279 --> 01:25:06.159 Is everyone on the ship? 1696 01:25:06.239 --> 01:25:07.199 Now? Everyone's on the ship? 1697 01:25:07.680 --> 01:25:11.000 Is there is there anywhere for us to like see 1698 01:25:11.079 --> 01:25:13.479 a map of the nearby hyper lands and like nowhere 1699 01:25:13.479 --> 01:25:14.159 we should jump to? 1700 01:25:14.479 --> 01:25:16.439 So all the ships can they What they do is 1701 01:25:16.439 --> 01:25:20.520 they will do a system scan, so the the the 1702 01:25:20.960 --> 01:25:23.119 the ship's voice goes, would you like me to do 1703 01:25:23.279 --> 01:25:26.000 a system scan to show the nearest available hyper lanes? 1704 01:25:26.000 --> 01:25:28.960 And what is in the current system? Ship? 1705 01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:31.640 Is there a planet that is neutral in our location 1706 01:25:31.800 --> 01:25:33.439 that we're able to reach on the amount of field 1707 01:25:33.439 --> 01:25:33.960 we currently have. 1708 01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:42.960 So it goes scanning, scanning, scanning, and loading bar cobs 1709 01:25:43.039 --> 01:25:45.239 up and it goes. It's gonna take about thirty minutes. 1710 01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:53.880 But you guys, now the ship is launching up into 1711 01:25:54.479 --> 01:25:57.920 you know, the hangar doors opened. Everything's ago, and you 1712 01:25:58.000 --> 01:26:00.840 guys are flying off of the planet. So you have 1713 01:26:01.439 --> 01:26:06.039 successfully escaped from the prison planet. We did it. 1714 01:26:06.479 --> 01:26:07.560 We did. 1715 01:26:09.840 --> 01:26:14.880 Bring the cake. As you look at the planet. As 1716 01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:16.520 you look at the planet in the distance, it's not 1717 01:26:16.520 --> 01:26:18.079 a planet. It's like a moon, right, It's like a 1718 01:26:18.359 --> 01:26:20.560 chunk of rock, and it's sort of floating there. As 1719 01:26:20.560 --> 01:26:28.359 it gets you get further and further away, it's it explodes. Oh, 1720 01:26:28.880 --> 01:26:31.119 it's sort of you almost feel its shake slightly and 1721 01:26:31.239 --> 01:26:36.319 then it just explodes, like it shatters. Did you see? 1722 01:26:36.560 --> 01:26:39.600 Did you see a small dark ship would fly out 1723 01:26:39.640 --> 01:26:43.640 of it and leave and and then make a hyper 1724 01:26:43.680 --> 01:26:45.319 lane jump and just go somewhere else. 1725 01:26:47.840 --> 01:26:52.560 Every every single time I go anywhere? 1726 01:26:55.239 --> 01:27:02.960 All right, all right, well, since it's almost complete, yes, 1727 01:27:03.119 --> 01:27:05.840 thank you, I say that we have a nice sit 1728 01:27:05.960 --> 01:27:09.359 down and discuss how we've all ended up here and 1729 01:27:09.520 --> 01:27:11.119 where we're all going to go and. 1730 01:27:12.760 --> 01:27:21.520 Cards right, yeah, why not be sorry? I you know, 1731 01:27:22.359 --> 01:27:24.960 they're the prison food. It's ship. I'll be honest. 1732 01:27:25.279 --> 01:27:27.920 Yes, I want to hear your story. 1733 01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:33.159 Mixed up plan, Let's let us give it talk first. 1734 01:27:33.199 --> 01:27:34.720 I think we need to give him some props for 1735 01:27:34.840 --> 01:27:37.399 opening the ship and getting us onto it. About the guy, 1736 01:27:37.439 --> 01:27:38.960 he's got some interesting merchantise. 1737 01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:44.079 Oh you want to hear my stories? Well, when I 1738 01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:50.000 was a young I my mother and father never knew him. 1739 01:27:50.600 --> 01:27:54.600 They I had to claw my way through the heaps 1740 01:27:54.640 --> 01:27:59.319 of my hometown by myself, worked my up, stealing pillagin, 1741 01:27:59.560 --> 01:28:04.359 selling my trade, you know the skive it way, and 1742 01:28:04.439 --> 01:28:07.479 then I got caught for stealing anyway. Yeah, that's it. 1743 01:28:07.920 --> 01:28:11.319 Oh what storied past? 1744 01:28:11.800 --> 01:28:14.079 Yes, very famous? 1745 01:28:15.960 --> 01:28:18.680 Oh god you have any great allegiance toward the Union 1746 01:28:18.720 --> 01:28:21.520 of Man? Uh not particularly? 1747 01:28:22.760 --> 01:28:26.279 See most of the ashcar raised to be warriors, and 1748 01:28:26.359 --> 01:28:30.319 we fight on our homeland. I fought on the blasted waste, 1749 01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:33.920 and my father fought on the shattered waste. My grandfather 1750 01:28:34.159 --> 01:28:38.079 Mark fought on the scorched waste. I think my great 1751 01:28:38.159 --> 01:28:40.560 grandfather fought on the frozen waste. 1752 01:28:40.840 --> 01:28:47.960 But that no system scan complete. Yeah, current system has 1753 01:28:48.319 --> 01:28:53.760 no planets. Just move roy three hyper lanes available FB 1754 01:28:53.920 --> 01:28:59.800 one two one two AKK forty seven, not forty seventh, 1755 01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:05.000 forty eight, AK forty seven, AKK forty eight. Those are 1756 01:29:05.039 --> 01:29:07.119 the three hyper lanes. The hyper lane you're currently in 1757 01:29:07.279 --> 01:29:09.840 is called FB three ship. 1758 01:29:09.920 --> 01:29:11.960 Can you naver go to the closest planet with fuel 1759 01:29:12.000 --> 01:29:14.000 remaining that has the least military presence? 1760 01:29:14.239 --> 01:29:17.079 We there are no ships in the current system. Please 1761 01:29:17.199 --> 01:29:19.760 pick a hyper lane and I can proceed to do 1762 01:29:20.000 --> 01:29:21.000 another system. 1763 01:29:21.239 --> 01:29:24.159 Drive very well, So okay, we're going to have to 1764 01:29:24.560 --> 01:29:27.159 randomly We're going to have to randomly go through a 1765 01:29:27.199 --> 01:29:29.600 hyper lane and hope there's a planet in that system 1766 01:29:29.640 --> 01:29:32.520 that we can land on that's not going to kill us. 1767 01:29:33.079 --> 01:29:33.840 I like that plan. 1768 01:29:33.960 --> 01:29:35.520 This one didn't kill us. Let's see what the next 1769 01:29:35.560 --> 01:29:39.199 one does. Do I do I know the names of 1770 01:29:39.279 --> 01:29:40.239 any of the hyper lanes? 1771 01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:43.600 Off of you would know maybe some of the systems 1772 01:29:43.640 --> 01:29:46.319 that are nearer your home. A lot of these, not 1773 01:29:47.720 --> 01:29:50.880 a lot of yours would just begin with an L, right, 1774 01:29:51.359 --> 01:29:54.439 you know, because you always be taking them lmens. 1775 01:29:54.560 --> 01:29:57.039 Yeah, yeah, I get it all right? 1776 01:29:58.279 --> 01:29:58.560 Oh yeah? 1777 01:29:58.640 --> 01:30:00.560 Is there is there a cord with the with the 1778 01:30:00.640 --> 01:30:02.520 hyper names? Is there a card that tells us like 1779 01:30:02.720 --> 01:30:06.399 who the system that are? There are signs that tell 1780 01:30:06.479 --> 01:30:08.079 us what the highway this goes to? 1781 01:30:09.880 --> 01:30:13.680 So okay, I guess I would need somebody to give 1782 01:30:13.720 --> 01:30:16.359 me like an intelligence check to know they're not going 1783 01:30:16.439 --> 01:30:16.680 to be me? 1784 01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:19.680 Would be I am I going out on a limb 1785 01:30:19.720 --> 01:30:23.159 to say that AK is Ashkar could be a K 1786 01:30:23.359 --> 01:30:24.000 forty seven. 1787 01:30:24.159 --> 01:30:25.800 Oh yeah, AK forty. 1788 01:30:25.520 --> 01:30:29.520 Seven, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it has uh well yeah, 1789 01:30:29.560 --> 01:30:30.560 we have forty eight moons. 1790 01:30:31.079 --> 01:30:35.079 That's the forty seventh one seventeen seventeen. Yeah, so Sigma, 1791 01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:37.000 you do know that a lot of the star systems 1792 01:30:37.079 --> 01:30:41.800 are labeled by who has kind of ordinance over it 1793 01:30:41.840 --> 01:30:44.239 in a way. It doesn't necessarily mean there's like planets 1794 01:30:44.279 --> 01:30:47.079 with those people on it, but yeah, and you would 1795 01:30:47.119 --> 01:30:50.640 know that VC is Vellinari Conclaven, AKK is Ashcar Kingdom, 1796 01:30:51.000 --> 01:30:55.239 and FB is free belt, so it's not owned by anyone. Ah, 1797 01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:57.600 you're currently in a free belt system. 1798 01:30:58.039 --> 01:30:59.039 Or in a free belt. 1799 01:31:01.680 --> 01:31:04.479 And if we carry on to the through this the FB, 1800 01:31:04.720 --> 01:31:06.760 it will it will take it to a different system though, 1801 01:31:06.800 --> 01:31:08.399 different system, different free belt system. 1802 01:31:08.439 --> 01:31:12.079 Yeah, ship, what's the chances of us bumping into a 1803 01:31:12.119 --> 01:31:13.960 planet if we continue on the route we're on now 1804 01:31:14.800 --> 01:31:16.039 when we reach the next system. 1805 01:31:16.279 --> 01:31:20.399 What is your name? Sorry, Captain Rick Plan, Union of Man. Okay, 1806 01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:25.079 Captain Rick Plan, I don't. I don't have the capabilities 1807 01:31:25.119 --> 01:31:29.600 you think I do. I can sci, I scan the 1808 01:31:29.760 --> 01:31:32.159 star system, and I could do things in the ship. 1809 01:31:32.439 --> 01:31:35.159 Do you want a coffee? I can make you a coffee, 1810 01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:38.960 but I can't predict that in further galaxy. 1811 01:31:38.640 --> 01:31:41.520 System, very hot cup of magma right about ship. 1812 01:31:41.800 --> 01:31:44.000 Yes, we would like four coffees, and then I would 1813 01:31:44.119 --> 01:31:47.079 like you to scan and tell me. Can you locate 1814 01:31:47.520 --> 01:31:51.399 where the Union of Man worldship Pangaea currently is? 1815 01:31:52.239 --> 01:31:57.399 I don't fucking know, sorry, Captain. 1816 01:31:57.640 --> 01:32:00.359 I think maybe this ship is too small for that. 1817 01:32:00.560 --> 01:32:03.760 Let's just let's jump through this hyper lane and scan 1818 01:32:03.840 --> 01:32:06.479 the next system and find somewhere where we can collect 1819 01:32:06.520 --> 01:32:08.479 our thoughts and maybe find someone who can. 1820 01:32:09.720 --> 01:32:12.479 Ship four coffees, and then whatever the closest hyper lane 1821 01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:13.000 is players and. 1822 01:32:13.000 --> 01:32:13.520 We'll work it out. 1823 01:32:13.600 --> 01:32:17.560 What do you mean four? I'm here too, says coffee. 1824 01:32:17.640 --> 01:32:25.119 I forgot yeah, guys, all right, okay, right, well we're 1825 01:32:25.159 --> 01:32:26.960 on our way the belt. 1826 01:32:27.319 --> 01:32:29.960 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go see what this ship 1827 01:32:30.039 --> 01:32:32.600 has its storage? Does anyone want to join me? 1828 01:32:33.239 --> 01:32:34.039 Actually, I'll come. 1829 01:32:34.000 --> 01:32:38.720 With you, okay, So you're going with with Pocket to 1830 01:32:38.800 --> 01:32:41.239 the story going with Pocket. Yeah, okay, okay, and you 1831 01:32:41.359 --> 01:32:45.000 guys are going through a hyper lane jump, so yeah, 1832 01:32:45.000 --> 01:32:47.279 you you put in the coordinates for the hyperlane you 1833 01:32:47.319 --> 01:32:53.960 go into free belt one. Yeah, I love doing sci 1834 01:32:54.039 --> 01:32:55.720 fi noises guys walking to the series where I could 1835 01:32:55.720 --> 01:33:02.920 do Yay, the whole ship rattles and vibrates and then 1836 01:33:03.000 --> 01:33:05.800 all of a sudden, everything around you. The stars feel 1837 01:33:05.880 --> 01:33:08.560 like they're moving at light speed around you, but faster 1838 01:33:08.600 --> 01:33:11.159 than light speed. It's a hyperlane jump. It's super quick 1839 01:33:11.479 --> 01:33:15.000 and you're moving through space and at abnormal speeds. How 1840 01:33:15.039 --> 01:33:17.079 many of you have done a hyperlane jump before? I 1841 01:33:17.119 --> 01:33:20.600 don't think Navena, maybe maybe you have. I mean I 1842 01:33:20.600 --> 01:33:22.359 guess you all technically have because you would have been 1843 01:33:22.359 --> 01:33:24.319 transported here, but you wouldn't. 1844 01:33:24.159 --> 01:33:25.680 We would have been in the back of a like 1845 01:33:26.119 --> 01:33:28.399 containment ship, Like we wouldn't have seen the outside. 1846 01:33:28.439 --> 01:33:31.560 So yeah, I was gonna say space travels new to 1847 01:33:31.600 --> 01:33:32.119 the Ashcar. 1848 01:33:32.279 --> 01:33:34.840 But also I've had like four or five jobs before this, 1849 01:33:35.000 --> 01:33:37.039 so I feel like I probably would have at least once. 1850 01:33:37.640 --> 01:33:40.800 M Yeah, Navena is like looking out these like the 1851 01:33:41.199 --> 01:33:43.840 windows and the main thing just like mesmerized at what 1852 01:33:44.000 --> 01:33:44.960 is happening in front of a. 1853 01:33:46.039 --> 01:33:51.279 You zoom through the hyper lane until eventually you stop 1854 01:33:51.520 --> 01:33:53.680 and you're now in a new space system. Looking out 1855 01:33:53.720 --> 01:33:56.399 the window, you could see a couple like a couple 1856 01:33:57.239 --> 01:33:59.119 like rock stuff at the distance. But you need to 1857 01:33:59.159 --> 01:34:01.319 do another system scared here to see what's in this 1858 01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:05.600 space system. And the computer goes, okay, Captain Rick plan, 1859 01:34:06.159 --> 01:34:07.920 do you want me to do a system scan? Or 1860 01:34:07.920 --> 01:34:09.439 do you want me to tell you where the nearest 1861 01:34:09.479 --> 01:34:11.079 fucking nuclear weapons facility is? 1862 01:34:12.239 --> 01:34:17.920 You just give him hang on, I don't like hyper jumps. 1863 01:34:18.359 --> 01:34:23.520 Oh and he gets motion sick too. Computer, do a 1864 01:34:23.960 --> 01:34:25.039 scan please? 1865 01:34:25.359 --> 01:34:26.880 You know you guys are criminals, right? Do you want 1866 01:34:26.880 --> 01:34:28.199 me to bring up your bounty posters? 1867 01:34:31.079 --> 01:34:31.920 We have bounties? 1868 01:34:33.239 --> 01:34:35.439 Yeah, you just broke out of a prison facility. It's 1869 01:34:35.800 --> 01:34:36.600 word travels quit. 1870 01:34:36.640 --> 01:34:37.960 How does anybody know we did it? 1871 01:34:38.079 --> 01:34:38.119 So? 1872 01:34:38.279 --> 01:34:41.880 Well? Ah, you were criminals before going to prison. So 1873 01:34:41.960 --> 01:34:44.520 if you're out of prison, are you do you want 1874 01:34:44.520 --> 01:34:47.760 to know? I could show you sure? Yeah? 1875 01:34:47.760 --> 01:34:50.000 I mean it also looks like we blew up a prison. 1876 01:34:50.720 --> 01:34:52.319 Yeah, that's got to be question. 1877 01:34:52.359 --> 01:34:54.079 And then we did not do that though? 1878 01:34:54.359 --> 01:34:55.039 Does look like that? 1879 01:34:57.000 --> 01:34:59.119 What are our current bounties and wanted levels. 1880 01:35:00.680 --> 01:35:07.039 So the on the screen it will show like navena 1881 01:35:07.640 --> 01:35:12.239 sigma pocket and it's gonna be ten thousand lumens, ten 1882 01:35:12.359 --> 01:35:16.640 thousand lumens pockets like twenty thousand. Crag, you don't actually 1883 01:35:16.640 --> 01:35:17.840 have a bounty at the moment. 1884 01:35:18.000 --> 01:35:19.319 Well, I'm not there right now, but yeah. 1885 01:35:19.760 --> 01:35:23.560 Then rick Plan it comes up and it says one 1886 01:35:23.800 --> 01:35:26.279 million lumens Rick Plan, Oh. 1887 01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:32.399 A well million, it's gonna be a problem. 1888 01:35:34.600 --> 01:35:39.119 Crag and Pocket. Yeah, while this is happening, this, the 1889 01:35:39.279 --> 01:35:42.640 system scan is happening on this. You guys are now 1890 01:35:42.800 --> 01:35:46.359 in the cargo bay, and you know you're looking at 1891 01:35:46.359 --> 01:35:47.920 all the stuff. There's a bunch is There are a 1892 01:35:48.119 --> 01:35:51.880 lot of stuff down here, just like random junk. They 1893 01:35:51.920 --> 01:35:55.760 have another man's chunk is another man's treasure. So Pocket 1894 01:35:55.800 --> 01:35:58.840 already immediately goes over and he goes, you've got lumen shards? Great, 1895 01:35:58.920 --> 01:36:00.720 He grabs one, he puts on his wrist. He goes, 1896 01:36:00.760 --> 01:36:05.720 how much is in this? Ten lumens? What the fuck? Hey? 1897 01:36:05.920 --> 01:36:08.439 Uh yeah? Pocket? 1898 01:36:08.640 --> 01:36:12.640 Right, yeah, look, I'm sorry. 1899 01:36:12.720 --> 01:36:17.159 We don't really learn much about you know, apologizing and stuff, 1900 01:36:17.199 --> 01:36:21.239 but I I I'm sorry for hitting you into that wall. 1901 01:36:21.479 --> 01:36:23.520 I was trying to punch the other guy, but that's 1902 01:36:23.960 --> 01:36:26.079 that's not really me, you know, I'm trying to get 1903 01:36:26.119 --> 01:36:26.640 away from that. 1904 01:36:26.880 --> 01:36:29.520 So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever you got at 1905 01:36:29.560 --> 01:36:35.119 smashing things, I mean yeah, he points over. 1906 01:36:35.439 --> 01:36:40.319 He says that, so he's just like, yeah, I guess. 1907 01:36:41.800 --> 01:36:44.760 He points over, and there is like a chest. It's 1908 01:36:44.800 --> 01:36:47.199 sort of like a I say chest. It's not fucking 1909 01:36:47.800 --> 01:36:51.359 dodges of dragons. It's a like a metal box, like 1910 01:36:51.439 --> 01:36:54.079 a like a sci fi chest. He goes, I want 1911 01:36:54.119 --> 01:36:54.239 to know. 1912 01:36:54.239 --> 01:36:59.039 What's in there, all right, I guess that does make sense. 1913 01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:01.920 I did something bad to you, so I do a 1914 01:37:02.000 --> 01:37:05.399 favor for you, I guess, all right, yep. So I'm 1915 01:37:05.439 --> 01:37:07.520 gonna go over there and smack it with my great 1916 01:37:07.680 --> 01:37:11.079 war pick. You sort of if there's like a lock 1917 01:37:11.159 --> 01:37:12.640 on it or something, I'll aim for that. 1918 01:37:13.479 --> 01:37:16.279 You smash the lock with your war pick, and the 1919 01:37:16.760 --> 01:37:21.279 crape bursts open and inside, resting on kind of like 1920 01:37:21.319 --> 01:37:24.800 a pillow. Is this black shard that it has a 1921 01:37:26.239 --> 01:37:28.560 it almost looks like a swampy galaxy inside of it. 1922 01:37:28.960 --> 01:37:32.960 It's kind of glowing with this are to it. When 1923 01:37:33.000 --> 01:37:36.439 you gaze upon it, you almost feel drawn towards it. 1924 01:37:37.640 --> 01:37:39.159 It's beautiful. 1925 01:37:42.479 --> 01:37:46.640 Oh my gosh, do you reach down to try to 1926 01:37:46.680 --> 01:37:52.359 pick it up? Okay, As you touch the shard, suddenly 1927 01:37:53.000 --> 01:37:58.119 there's like flashes of light in your eyes. Just this. 1928 01:37:59.680 --> 01:38:03.600 You're here sound. It's like sound was never invented. It 1929 01:38:03.720 --> 01:38:07.399 feels cold, but like kind of like a cold that 1930 01:38:07.479 --> 01:38:11.079 seeps into your body. You feel your heart beat slow. 1931 01:38:11.199 --> 01:38:14.159 For a moment, you almost feel like your vision collapse 1932 01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:17.920 inwards inside yourself. And then suddenly you're standing somewhere else. 1933 01:38:18.399 --> 01:38:23.359 You see this giant black star in the sky emanating 1934 01:38:23.840 --> 01:38:27.800 its rays upon you. It's like an impossible it's an 1935 01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:30.439 impossible shadow of light. It doesn't make any sense to 1936 01:38:30.520 --> 01:38:35.119 your brain. You feel a presence, you feel this overwhelming power, 1937 01:38:35.920 --> 01:38:39.920 and then all of a sudden you're back and you're gasping, and. 1938 01:38:41.079 --> 01:38:42.560 I think I've just seen God. 1939 01:38:44.720 --> 01:38:51.000 At this point, the system scan is going to finish 1940 01:38:52.760 --> 01:38:55.000 and it's gonna give you the f you one. Let's 1941 01:38:55.039 --> 01:38:56.760 see what's it here? Okay, it goes. 1942 01:38:56.800 --> 01:38:57.760 Do we have our coffees. 1943 01:38:58.199 --> 01:39:02.720 You have your coffees on your table, enjoying your coffee. 1944 01:39:02.720 --> 01:39:03.880 You've never tried this before. 1945 01:39:04.479 --> 01:39:05.600 It was beautiful. 1946 01:39:09.520 --> 01:39:10.760 I think I like it that much. 1947 01:39:12.680 --> 01:39:16.479 Okay, you're you're disappointing coffees that the ship system is like, well, 1948 01:39:16.640 --> 01:39:19.359 I'll try and make it better for you next time. 1949 01:39:19.920 --> 01:39:22.640 Be more specific with what you want. You just said coffee, 1950 01:39:22.680 --> 01:39:24.920 so I gave you black coffee. If you wanted milk 1951 01:39:24.920 --> 01:39:26.319 and sugar, you have to get more specific. 1952 01:39:26.439 --> 01:39:28.640 I love it's very it's very good. 1953 01:39:29.079 --> 01:39:32.680 What is your name, Sigma? I already knew it's I 1954 01:39:32.920 --> 01:39:35.640 scanned you. Oh yeah, I did the bowdy poster thing. 1955 01:39:35.840 --> 01:39:40.199 It's just polite to us names. It's really polite, you know. 1956 01:39:40.359 --> 01:39:45.960 Politeness is a virtue we should all strive for. Uh true. Anyway, 1957 01:39:46.239 --> 01:39:50.399 the system scanned is finished, she says, thank you. 1958 01:39:51.720 --> 01:39:58.800 Great, that's all, and Rink has just turned off the 1959 01:39:58.920 --> 01:40:05.840 visuals ship. No one was looking at her, were they. 1960 01:40:07.079 --> 01:40:14.359 Oh good? Okay, So here's the results of the scan. 1961 01:40:16.279 --> 01:40:20.960 This is a binary star system. There are no planets found. Unfortunately, However, 1962 01:40:21.359 --> 01:40:26.199 my readings did did pick up other outposts, including a 1963 01:40:26.439 --> 01:40:29.239 intergalactic service station that is floating there. 1964 01:40:29.960 --> 01:40:33.560 Perfect, I could go for some pastries. 1965 01:40:33.600 --> 01:40:35.960 I think we should head over there and restark and 1966 01:40:36.560 --> 01:40:39.239 I can explain that remarkably large number to you. 1967 01:40:40.279 --> 01:40:41.399 Would you like to know the collector. 1968 01:40:43.319 --> 01:40:46.159 No, we don't. 1969 01:40:46.159 --> 01:40:47.640 We don't have any fuel right now, right, No, No, 1970 01:40:47.720 --> 01:40:49.760 you really just have enough fuel to land somewhere. 1971 01:40:49.800 --> 01:40:51.319 Now you go to the gas station. 1972 01:40:51.560 --> 01:40:54.239 You need to go to the intergalactic gas station. Yeah. 1973 01:40:54.479 --> 01:40:56.520 I don't think we need to know the hyperlanes right now, 1974 01:40:56.640 --> 01:40:57.439 we can't use them. 1975 01:40:57.840 --> 01:41:03.279 Okay, well, ship, do you have an interconnected communication system 1976 01:41:03.359 --> 01:41:05.239 throughout the rest of the ship. Can you call Crag 1977 01:41:05.359 --> 01:41:06.520 back to where we currently are? 1978 01:41:07.520 --> 01:41:12.520 Yes, but so do you. It's called your voice. But yeah, 1979 01:41:12.560 --> 01:41:16.760 I could do that, Crag. You hear a column coming 1980 01:41:16.800 --> 01:41:19.319 through the speakers of the cargo bay and says crag 1981 01:41:19.760 --> 01:41:21.760 rick Plan wants you to come back to the chip 1982 01:41:21.920 --> 01:41:23.439 and he can't be bother to do it himself. 1983 01:41:24.439 --> 01:41:32.880 Oh oh that uh yeah, yeah, I'm still holding the shard, 1984 01:41:33.039 --> 01:41:34.279 by the way, I didn't put it down. 1985 01:41:35.279 --> 01:41:36.960 I'm gonna bring that. I'm bringing that with me. 1986 01:41:37.199 --> 01:41:40.079 Okay, okay, you're keeping that on you? What was inside? 1987 01:41:40.279 --> 01:41:42.439 What was inside the crate? Anything value? 1988 01:41:43.239 --> 01:41:45.760 I do not respond to him. I walk off like 1989 01:41:45.800 --> 01:41:48.680 I'm a zombie, Like I am zoon out right now. 1990 01:41:49.359 --> 01:41:53.479 I'm like, yeah, all right, sure, yeah, he looks as silent. 1991 01:41:53.520 --> 01:41:56.279 There's nothing in there. He's like, well, what the fuck? 1992 01:41:56.399 --> 01:41:58.199 Maybe it was some space drugs and he just took it, 1993 01:41:59.560 --> 01:42:02.800 get it all itself. He follows you up there, and 1994 01:42:02.920 --> 01:42:06.399 you are now in the central bay together in the 1995 01:42:06.520 --> 01:42:07.359 in the ship center. 1996 01:42:08.079 --> 01:42:13.680 And thank you for rejoining us, Craighead, I'm here too, 1997 01:42:17.119 --> 01:42:17.479 was with us. 1998 01:42:18.960 --> 01:42:26.640 It's a human Do you want to see infinity kind of. 1999 01:42:28.159 --> 01:42:28.359 Here? 2000 01:42:29.319 --> 01:42:31.560 He shows you, guys the black Star shard. 2001 01:42:33.680 --> 01:42:39.079 Oh, I'd like to slowly walk over and gently touch 2002 01:42:39.159 --> 01:42:39.520 the shard. 2003 01:42:40.399 --> 01:42:42.920 You see everything that I previously described. 2004 01:42:46.600 --> 01:42:51.640 I know, right, waits like our entire lives got stretched 2005 01:42:51.640 --> 01:42:53.279 through an entire super. 2006 01:42:53.039 --> 01:42:53.359 E on. 2007 01:43:00.359 --> 01:43:05.520 Grag and sick again. I'm sorry, I'm not motion sick again? 2008 01:43:08.520 --> 01:43:10.399 Probably say wait, let me have a try. You guys 2009 01:43:10.399 --> 01:43:12.720 are having crazy trips right now, do you. I'm just 2010 01:43:12.800 --> 01:43:14.800 holding it out like for anybody to touch. 2011 01:43:14.840 --> 01:43:19.119 He reaches out, and he also goes, whoa what a 2012 01:43:21.840 --> 01:43:26.039 passing out on the ground. Hits like a mountain in 2013 01:43:26.079 --> 01:43:26.880 the face, don't it? 2014 01:43:29.000 --> 01:43:30.199 I do not want to touch it. 2015 01:43:32.319 --> 01:43:34.840 Do you want to touch the weird chart? 2016 01:43:35.359 --> 01:43:36.000 No? Thank you? 2017 01:43:36.720 --> 01:43:38.760 All right, that's a good choice. 2018 01:43:39.119 --> 01:43:39.359 Ship. 2019 01:43:39.439 --> 01:43:42.319 A quick question. You are aware you are currently carrying 2020 01:43:42.359 --> 01:43:45.439 known fugitives. What is your directive when you know that 2021 01:43:45.560 --> 01:43:46.880 your cargo is criminal. 2022 01:43:47.800 --> 01:43:50.199 So my directive is just to follow the orders of 2023 01:43:50.319 --> 01:43:53.960 Warden Locke. But I also hate him, so if I 2024 01:43:54.000 --> 01:43:56.119 could do anything that will piss him off, I'm very 2025 01:43:56.159 --> 01:43:56.880 happy to do so. 2026 01:43:57.920 --> 01:44:00.479 I am more scared than you are capable of hate. 2027 01:44:00.680 --> 01:44:05.039 But I've just checking. 2028 01:44:05.399 --> 01:44:08.840 Has everybody seen the magic space Rock? Everybody's everybody's good. 2029 01:44:09.960 --> 01:44:12.000 Yeah, I'm good on that. I don't need to see that, 2030 01:44:12.039 --> 01:44:12.399 all right? 2031 01:44:12.439 --> 01:44:12.600 Cool? 2032 01:44:12.640 --> 01:44:13.039 I eat it? 2033 01:44:17.239 --> 01:44:21.520 What ashcar eat rocks and stuff? What else would we 2034 01:44:21.680 --> 01:44:24.239 fucking eat? This is a fucking thing. 2035 01:44:24.560 --> 01:44:28.439 This is full, okay, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, I 2036 01:44:28.560 --> 01:44:34.960 mean like it's yeah, yeah, okay, I will. 2037 01:44:35.000 --> 01:44:38.159 Sure to hope that magic rock wasn't like expensive. 2038 01:44:38.600 --> 01:44:41.800 Yeah, well, so I will say. What happens when you 2039 01:44:41.920 --> 01:44:45.720 eat it is you you feel that like craziness again. 2040 01:44:45.760 --> 01:44:47.520 You're like you're in this place. You feel like it 2041 01:44:47.680 --> 01:44:50.600 upside down, the blackness, the darkness, and you feel your 2042 01:44:50.600 --> 01:44:54.439 body almost repel it, like it's incomplete. Somehow, this shard 2043 01:44:54.640 --> 01:44:57.359 isn't the full You realize this shard is a small 2044 01:44:57.399 --> 01:45:00.479 piece of a puzzle, and okay, and at the moment 2045 01:45:00.640 --> 01:45:03.560 it like repels out your body flies out of you 2046 01:45:03.680 --> 01:45:06.600 and just like jams into the side of the ship. 2047 01:45:07.399 --> 01:45:09.119 Well, that's never happened before. 2048 01:45:09.840 --> 01:45:14.119 Okay, I say we just leave the rock alone. This seems, 2049 01:45:15.520 --> 01:45:18.039 this seems a little above us right now. 2050 01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:21.039 That's the whole integrity we. 2051 01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:24.239 Are at ninety eight. It's a small dent. It's like 2052 01:45:24.279 --> 01:45:24.800 a scratch. 2053 01:45:28.399 --> 01:45:33.079 Do you have a sassy meter? I I'm not answering 2054 01:45:33.279 --> 01:45:36.159 these questions. Give you something to do and I would 2055 01:45:36.159 --> 01:45:40.520 do it. Maybe that should be your name, Sassy? 2056 01:45:42.560 --> 01:45:44.920 Yes? Ship? 2057 01:45:45.000 --> 01:45:45.640 How far away? 2058 01:45:46.119 --> 01:45:46.239 Oh? 2059 01:45:46.439 --> 01:45:49.079 How far away are we from reaching the refueling station 2060 01:45:49.159 --> 01:45:49.680 in the outpost? 2061 01:45:50.079 --> 01:45:55.720 It will take Yeah, let me calculate it one second, 2062 01:45:56.399 --> 01:45:58.720 just so coarse for it and do it and will 2063 01:45:58.800 --> 01:46:01.159 chat while you're doing it. Okay, I'm setting course for it. 2064 01:46:04.159 --> 01:46:05.800 Please could you give me a please? 2065 01:46:07.039 --> 01:46:10.680 Please? Could yours please said course for the outpost rey 2066 01:46:10.720 --> 01:46:11.319 fueling station. 2067 01:46:11.720 --> 01:46:12.840 Okay, I will. 2068 01:46:14.640 --> 01:46:18.479 It will be my pleasure. Thank you, ship. 2069 01:46:19.760 --> 01:46:21.840 Great, we're all friends here. 2070 01:46:24.000 --> 01:46:24.439 How about that? 2071 01:46:24.760 --> 01:46:29.680 So while we ignore the rock, the magic rock that 2072 01:46:30.039 --> 01:46:33.920 the ash Karja threw up, and while we let let 2073 01:46:34.079 --> 01:46:36.960 while we let the Sassy robot calm down a little bit, 2074 01:46:37.560 --> 01:46:38.119 let's hear. 2075 01:46:39.560 --> 01:46:42.439 How about that bounty of yours, captain. 2076 01:46:43.079 --> 01:46:44.279 Oh you got a bounty Rick? 2077 01:46:44.760 --> 01:46:47.640 Before before Rick speaks, Navena will go get the rock, 2078 01:46:48.319 --> 01:46:49.439 but within towel. 2079 01:46:49.720 --> 01:46:50.000 So that. 2080 01:46:53.199 --> 01:46:55.399 Just sort of just sort of keeps it like to 2081 01:46:55.600 --> 01:46:59.640 us to our side there, all. 2082 01:46:59.600 --> 01:47:00.920 Right, Rick, what do you? What do you say? 2083 01:47:02.119 --> 01:47:05.039 Sigma? I am a captain in the Union of Man. 2084 01:47:06.399 --> 01:47:07.079 How much. 2085 01:47:08.760 --> 01:47:11.359 Affiliation do you have toward the Union of Man? If 2086 01:47:11.399 --> 01:47:13.359 I were to tell you something that would damage the union? 2087 01:47:13.359 --> 01:47:15.079 Would you would you resent that. 2088 01:47:17.119 --> 01:47:18.640 I have nothing to do with the union? 2089 01:47:19.239 --> 01:47:21.680 Amazingly, that actually gives me a lot more confidence to 2090 01:47:21.720 --> 01:47:25.359 tell you what I'm about to tell you. Two days ago, 2091 01:47:25.479 --> 01:47:29.840 I was transferring a basic position. I was working on 2092 01:47:29.960 --> 01:47:33.079 Maro nine. It's a cold planet. My mission was very simple. 2093 01:47:33.119 --> 01:47:35.239 I was to fly one of the older Mark ten 2094 01:47:35.439 --> 01:47:39.800 interceptors from Maro nine across to a planet called Albion three. 2095 01:47:40.000 --> 01:47:41.199 I don't know if any of you ever been there. 2096 01:47:41.239 --> 01:47:45.359 It's a museum planet. Well that sounds nice, it's lovely. 2097 01:47:45.640 --> 01:47:48.000 It's got older ships, it's got older tech. So I 2098 01:47:48.079 --> 01:47:49.840 jump in the interceptor of the Mark ten. I fly 2099 01:47:50.039 --> 01:47:52.560 from Maro nine to Albion three. It's a solo flight. 2100 01:47:53.000 --> 01:47:56.760 On my way, I pass a large freighter, a tanker 2101 01:47:56.840 --> 01:47:59.359 that has no call signal, that has no markings, that 2102 01:47:59.439 --> 01:48:01.840 has no n it's one of the much older ships, 2103 01:48:01.880 --> 01:48:05.560 and it's a union of man design. I'm flying, I'm 2104 01:48:05.640 --> 01:48:08.840 on my own. I hail the tanker. I hear nothing. 2105 01:48:09.079 --> 01:48:11.560 I scan the tanker with what limited scanning I have. 2106 01:48:11.880 --> 01:48:15.479 There's no life forms on board. I realize this isn't derelict. 2107 01:48:15.600 --> 01:48:18.800 It's got fuel, it's got power. It's going somewhere. So 2108 01:48:18.880 --> 01:48:21.399 I fly alongside it. I decide to give it a 2109 01:48:21.439 --> 01:48:24.319 bit of an escort. On About half an hour into 2110 01:48:24.319 --> 01:48:27.880 the flight, I'm alerted that the tanker has suddenly automatically 2111 01:48:28.159 --> 01:48:31.560 changed coordinates and it's on a collision course with a 2112 01:48:31.640 --> 01:48:36.199 local planet that has a relatively small native population that 2113 01:48:36.319 --> 01:48:39.279 have not yet discovered faster than light travel. Now it's, 2114 01:48:40.319 --> 01:48:44.279 as you all know, it's Coalition policy to not interfere 2115 01:48:44.840 --> 01:48:48.720 with any new civilizations that haven't reached faster than light. 2116 01:48:49.359 --> 01:48:51.880 I try to hail the planet. Nothing. I try to 2117 01:48:51.920 --> 01:48:53.600 hail the tanker. It's nothing. 2118 01:48:54.760 --> 01:48:57.359 And then I'm faced with a choice. If I don't 2119 01:48:57.359 --> 01:49:00.760 do anything, this tanker, carrying whatever cargos is going to 2120 01:49:00.880 --> 01:49:04.359 crash into this planet and tens of thousands are going 2121 01:49:04.399 --> 01:49:08.880 to die. I figure, it's just a tanker, it's just cargo. 2122 01:49:09.119 --> 01:49:11.359 We can deal with that. So I send the captain 2123 01:49:11.399 --> 01:49:13.640 codes across and I disabled the shields on the tanker. 2124 01:49:13.680 --> 01:49:15.600 And then I launched what few tech missiles I have 2125 01:49:15.800 --> 01:49:18.479 in the interceptor Mark tens and I blow. 2126 01:49:18.359 --> 01:49:21.239 The tanker up. It cracks very easily. 2127 01:49:21.600 --> 01:49:26.439 It leaks something into space, and I consider that a 2128 01:49:26.680 --> 01:49:28.760 choice that I would make again and again and again. 2129 01:49:29.119 --> 01:49:30.920 And so I continue on to Albion three. 2130 01:49:31.039 --> 01:49:34.079 I land, and I informed the planetary governor Governor's steel 2131 01:49:34.880 --> 01:49:38.079 that I intercepted a rogue tanker and destroyed it to 2132 01:49:38.159 --> 01:49:45.680 prevent planetary annihilation. And about three hours later, out the 2133 01:49:45.720 --> 01:49:49.560 window when I'm standing in the Governor's room, I see 2134 01:49:49.560 --> 01:49:53.079 there's a kill squad coming for me. I have no 2135 01:49:53.199 --> 01:49:55.520 idea what was on that tanker. I have no idea 2136 01:49:55.560 --> 01:49:57.319 who wanted it to crash into that planet. But I 2137 01:49:57.399 --> 01:50:00.039 have intercepted and got involved in something I'm going and 2138 01:50:00.239 --> 01:50:03.800 be real with you, I should not have gotten involved in. 2139 01:50:05.000 --> 01:50:06.560 And so I run. 2140 01:50:07.079 --> 01:50:09.359 I run out the Governor's office, I run across the planet, 2141 01:50:09.399 --> 01:50:11.439 and I dive into the first ship I see leaving 2142 01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:14.960 happened to be a ship traveling to Vantakor three at. 2143 01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:15.319 Five to three. 2144 01:50:16.760 --> 01:50:19.079 I'm telling you all this because I believe I've uncovered 2145 01:50:19.119 --> 01:50:21.479 some kind of conspiracy within the Union of Man to 2146 01:50:21.560 --> 01:50:25.319 scrash to crash that ship into an uncontacted planet. I 2147 01:50:25.479 --> 01:50:28.960 don't know why, but as soon as I was off planet, 2148 01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:33.079 They've given me a million bounty. I've upset someone's day, 2149 01:50:33.239 --> 01:50:35.800 someone very powerful, someone who would have no problem killing 2150 01:50:35.800 --> 01:50:39.039 a captain, and I would like to find out who. 2151 01:50:39.960 --> 01:50:44.159 And I can't trust anyone that I've met, apart from you. 2152 01:50:44.920 --> 01:50:47.399 You could trust me, Rick. That was the most dramatic 2153 01:50:47.520 --> 01:50:52.119 story I've ever heard. Yeah, everything went black and white 2154 01:50:52.159 --> 01:50:56.119 for a second. I am completely and utterly enraptured. I 2155 01:50:56.239 --> 01:50:58.520 will trust you to narrate my life from now on. 2156 01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:01.840 I'm going to return to the Union of Man. I'm 2157 01:51:01.880 --> 01:51:04.439 going to find people that I still trust within this military, 2158 01:51:04.439 --> 01:51:06.600 and I'm going to find out who wanted to crash 2159 01:51:06.640 --> 01:51:09.560 a tanker onto an uncontacted planet, who wanted to kill 2160 01:51:09.640 --> 01:51:10.960 thousands and why. 2161 01:51:12.479 --> 01:51:14.279 Now I'm going to bring this on my own unless. 2162 01:51:15.560 --> 01:51:18.720 I would be I would be honored if you hired 2163 01:51:18.800 --> 01:51:21.000 me to be your bodyguard for this mission. 2164 01:51:22.359 --> 01:51:22.680 I think. 2165 01:51:22.800 --> 01:51:26.199 I mean, we don't really have a choice. We wanted fugitives. 2166 01:51:26.279 --> 01:51:32.399 Now we escaped to prison and we've kind of killed awarded. 2167 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:35.319 The planet exploded, and they'll tell the says us. 2168 01:51:37.239 --> 01:51:37.279 I. 2169 01:51:37.720 --> 01:51:40.600 Sigma will stand and you can see that, like all 2170 01:51:40.680 --> 01:51:42.960 four of his eyes are just like welling. 2171 01:51:42.760 --> 01:51:44.239 Up and their tears going down his cheek. 2172 01:51:44.720 --> 01:51:51.119 Yep, you're a hero, a true hero. No, I'm a 2173 01:51:51.199 --> 01:51:53.079 guy that blew a tanker up in space. 2174 01:51:53.520 --> 01:51:54.600 I salute him. 2175 01:51:55.079 --> 01:51:58.319 Craig Onlier, you said that you were killing people and 2176 01:51:58.479 --> 01:52:00.760 you wanted to try and save people. I made a 2177 01:52:00.880 --> 01:52:03.800 choice to destroyed merchandise and saved people. And it turns 2178 01:52:03.840 --> 01:52:05.640 out that what I did was involved in something far 2179 01:52:05.720 --> 01:52:08.960 greater than I Now I've got a million bounty on 2180 01:52:09.039 --> 01:52:11.720 my head. I'm going to be folded in every system 2181 01:52:11.720 --> 01:52:13.560 and every planet I land in, someone's going to try 2182 01:52:13.560 --> 01:52:14.039 and arrest me. 2183 01:52:15.079 --> 01:52:16.359 If you're with me, they're going to try and do 2184 01:52:16.399 --> 01:52:19.039 that to you too, Navin. 2185 01:52:19.039 --> 01:52:21.159 When I left, when I left my world, I felt 2186 01:52:21.239 --> 01:52:22.600 like I was just gonna have to fight in a 2187 01:52:22.640 --> 01:52:23.359 war all the time. 2188 01:52:23.439 --> 01:52:25.880 But you know what, I think I found my purpose here. 2189 01:52:27.720 --> 01:52:31.920 Your story is incredible I've never heard anything like it. 2190 01:52:32.880 --> 01:52:37.319 It's also no, I suppose I could learn a thing 2191 01:52:37.439 --> 01:52:37.680 or two. 2192 01:52:40.600 --> 01:52:43.600 Well, I guess it's all decided, then, great heavy avy 2193 01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:47.800 aby ah, do we have food on this vessel? 2194 01:52:48.359 --> 01:52:48.520 Hey? 2195 01:52:48.640 --> 01:52:48.880 Ship? 2196 01:52:51.039 --> 01:52:51.119 Uh? 2197 01:52:51.199 --> 01:52:55.159 Huh sash sassy sas. 2198 01:52:56.439 --> 01:53:00.680 S God, that's gonna be my excu it with. Oh 2199 01:53:01.119 --> 01:53:02.680 what what do they eat? Like worms? 2200 01:53:03.479 --> 01:53:03.920 I don't know. 2201 01:53:06.079 --> 01:53:06.119 This. 2202 01:53:06.520 --> 01:53:07.600 Your name's pocket, wasn't it. 2203 01:53:08.199 --> 01:53:10.640 Yes, it's because of the many pockets I always have 2204 01:53:10.800 --> 01:53:11.800 on me, Clever. 2205 01:53:12.159 --> 01:53:13.840 Whatever you want from the ship, we'll restock when we 2206 01:53:13.880 --> 01:53:14.600 get to the outpost. 2207 01:53:15.520 --> 01:53:21.520 Oh great, okay, ship, give me your finest meal. No. Actually, 2208 01:53:21.600 --> 01:53:25.159 we're approaching the outpost and you could see. 2209 01:53:28.680 --> 01:53:31.720 Lavina. You know why I was in that prison camp. 2210 01:53:32.319 --> 01:53:32.960 Where were you there? 2211 01:53:34.680 --> 01:53:41.520 Ah, well, it's a little bit embarrassing. Well, I've lived 2212 01:53:41.520 --> 01:53:45.319 on my my planet sat Baroness all my life. This 2213 01:53:45.520 --> 01:53:48.960 is not really where I thought i'd end up. I 2214 01:53:49.039 --> 01:53:53.600 thought i'd stay there for the foreseeable future. That I'm 2215 01:53:53.640 --> 01:53:58.479 afraid I I lost my temper. And well, since we're 2216 01:53:58.479 --> 01:54:02.479 all sharing, I h I struck one of the priests. 2217 01:54:04.239 --> 01:54:10.000 I beat him quite badly for good reason. For good reason, 2218 01:54:10.079 --> 01:54:14.439 he was he was not a kind man. But they 2219 01:54:14.960 --> 01:54:19.479 they whisked me away, and well, I was brought here 2220 01:54:19.640 --> 01:54:23.479 not too long after. Despite my my father's attempts to 2221 01:54:23.640 --> 01:54:28.680 have me freed, they were met with silence. Everything is 2222 01:54:29.600 --> 01:54:32.199 been so new and not very friendly. 2223 01:54:35.159 --> 01:54:37.279 You mentioned your father's attempts to free you as your 2224 01:54:37.319 --> 01:54:38.560 father an influential man. 2225 01:54:39.800 --> 01:54:44.159 He was a cardinal for the church. Yeah, he has 2226 01:54:44.239 --> 01:54:45.479 what influence he can. 2227 01:54:51.279 --> 01:54:51.520 Mh. 2228 01:54:52.800 --> 01:54:56.319 Well, I certainly believe so. Whether whether the gods agree 2229 01:54:56.399 --> 01:54:58.199 is it's not up to me. 2230 01:55:00.000 --> 01:55:01.920 I think the gods agree. You were justified in punging 2231 01:55:01.920 --> 01:55:03.039 a man's jaw off earlier. 2232 01:55:04.199 --> 01:55:05.319 That was really sick. 2233 01:55:05.399 --> 01:55:08.720 By the way, I did say, I was trained. 2234 01:55:09.119 --> 01:55:11.199 Yeah, you're one, your one. Mad count on you. 2235 01:55:15.560 --> 01:55:22.800 The words that you are a very loyal I say that, sorry, mad, 2236 01:55:23.399 --> 01:55:25.279 I don't. I don't like saying that word. I don't 2237 01:55:25.279 --> 01:55:26.720 know why it's the one I don't. 2238 01:55:26.600 --> 01:55:29.199 Like saying even encounter taking count say the word count, 2239 01:55:29.239 --> 01:55:30.560 and I think that's still funny to me. 2240 01:55:31.000 --> 01:55:33.760 It's so funny to me because you're like British and 2241 01:55:33.880 --> 01:55:35.560 you say it all the time, and you're like I, 2242 01:55:36.800 --> 01:55:39.239 for whatever reason it never likes saying that word. 2243 01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:42.920 Sigma. What about you? 2244 01:55:43.239 --> 01:55:43.640 You know why. 2245 01:55:43.680 --> 01:55:47.199 I'm I'm pretty sure we can all guess what pockets are. 2246 01:55:47.359 --> 01:55:52.039 General crime, yeah, thief, many pockets, you could see many 2247 01:55:52.079 --> 01:55:52.800 things to steal. 2248 01:55:53.279 --> 01:55:59.760 Sorry, I am still figuring that out. 2249 01:56:00.039 --> 01:56:00.520 I think. 2250 01:56:04.279 --> 01:56:04.600 That is. 2251 01:56:07.319 --> 01:56:10.760 Perhaps we will see in time, but for now, let's 2252 01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:12.960 say a job went wrong. 2253 01:56:15.159 --> 01:56:20.720 We are now approaching the service station. We are landing. 2254 01:56:21.039 --> 01:56:23.600 I've meant ahead and just started landing the vessel. That's okay, right, 2255 01:56:23.600 --> 01:56:24.640 that's what you guys wanted to do. 2256 01:56:25.000 --> 01:56:28.800 I mean, we need we need fuel, right, yeah, you 2257 01:56:29.039 --> 01:56:29.560 appreciate that. 2258 01:56:29.920 --> 01:56:35.760 You see, it's not so hard, is it. You start 2259 01:56:35.880 --> 01:56:39.199 approaching this service station. But as the ship gets closer, 2260 01:56:39.359 --> 01:56:43.039 as you start to land, you at first you notice 2261 01:56:43.079 --> 01:56:47.920 the giant Globo Bites burger It's logo just like standing there. 2262 01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:51.239 It's a Global Bites service station. There's a big chain, 2263 01:56:51.560 --> 01:56:53.479 there's like a gas pump, there's all of the stuff 2264 01:56:53.560 --> 01:56:59.199 you could expect. But there's no people around. It's completely abandoned. 2265 01:57:00.039 --> 01:57:05.199 And as the ship lands, you don't Yeah, there's no 2266 01:57:05.359 --> 01:57:09.840 lights on this maybe smashed window, you can see maybe 2267 01:57:09.880 --> 01:57:13.760 a little bit of blood specs, but no people around. 2268 01:57:14.000 --> 01:57:16.840 Is a completely abandoned service station. 2269 01:57:17.840 --> 01:57:21.840 Glow Bobites Jeremy would have liked it here, and I 2270 01:57:21.880 --> 01:57:24.199 guess we'll do it to be continued because we reach time. 2271 01:57:26.039 --> 01:57:27.840 It was like, who's Jeremy. 2272 01:57:30.800 --> 01:57:33.199 Director? Can and Locke hated her job with that kind 2273 01:57:33.199 --> 01:57:36.520 of quiet, soul curdling loathing usually reserved for malfunctioning hollow 2274 01:57:36.560 --> 01:57:39.319 printers and in laws who just dropped by. You think 2275 01:57:39.399 --> 01:57:41.319 being one of the six most powerful people in a 2276 01:57:41.439 --> 01:57:45.319 universe spanning mega corporation would come with something excitement, prestige, 2277 01:57:45.399 --> 01:57:48.960 perhaps a button labeled destroyed planet for fun. But no, 2278 01:57:49.279 --> 01:57:52.079 it was spreadsheets, reports, and subordinates who somehow managed to 2279 01:57:52.119 --> 01:57:55.119 weaponize in competence better than the weapons they sell. Managing 2280 01:57:55.159 --> 01:57:56.840 a company this size was and all that different from 2281 01:57:56.880 --> 01:57:59.640 running an empire. Really, the main distinction was that emperor's 2282 01:57:59.640 --> 01:58:02.439 got better uniforms, had better pr What's a king but 2283 01:58:02.520 --> 01:58:05.079 a CEO in silk after all, which begged the question 2284 01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:08.279 what did that make her a princess a duchess? Still, 2285 01:58:08.479 --> 01:58:10.359 the money was good, the kind of good that made 2286 01:58:10.399 --> 01:58:12.600 you overlook the fact that you were essentially lubricating the 2287 01:58:12.640 --> 01:58:15.479 grinding gears of a galactic machine that consumed entire economies 2288 01:58:15.520 --> 01:58:18.279 for breakfast and as calean often told herself, while staring 2289 01:58:18.319 --> 01:58:20.520 into the cold on carrying Stars from our office window, 2290 01:58:20.840 --> 01:58:23.239 Existential despair is a lot easier to cope with when 2291 01:58:23.279 --> 01:58:25.920 your chair massages you whilst you feel it. A pop 2292 01:58:26.039 --> 01:58:28.760 up link to life on her holideck an incoming transmission, 2293 01:58:29.239 --> 01:58:31.680 she sighed the universe had a way of interrupting her 2294 01:58:31.800 --> 01:58:33.800 just when she was trying to ignore it. It was 2295 01:58:33.880 --> 01:58:37.479 Sue Lenni, her personal assistant. In her experienced assistants tended 2296 01:58:37.479 --> 01:58:41.359 to create more problems than they solved, like bureaucratic hydras. Still, 2297 01:58:41.439 --> 01:58:44.600 so Lenni was tolerable, a bit pathetic, perhaps, but in 2298 01:58:44.680 --> 01:58:46.840 a way she found oddly endearing. She had a soft 2299 01:58:46.840 --> 01:58:48.640 spot for men who looks as though life had already 2300 01:58:48.680 --> 01:58:50.960 beaten them to the punch. With a flick of her wrist, 2301 01:58:51.079 --> 01:58:54.600 she accepted the call. So Lenni's long, jittery Vellinari face 2302 01:58:54.640 --> 01:58:58.479 appeared before her, three eyes darting around like a guilty algorithm. 2303 01:58:58.920 --> 01:59:02.199 He looked panicked more unusual, which is an achievement considering 2304 01:59:02.239 --> 01:59:05.359 mild panic was his natural resting state. Ma'am, I hope 2305 01:59:05.359 --> 01:59:08.640 I am not interrupting anything, he said, nothing more than 2306 01:59:08.680 --> 01:59:11.640 you usually do. She replied, taking a slow sip of 2307 01:59:11.720 --> 01:59:14.960 her coffee. He smiled that kind of thin, nervous expression 2308 01:59:15.000 --> 01:59:18.520 that said, please don't vaporize me. I have dependence. I've 2309 01:59:18.600 --> 01:59:21.600 got some news about your uncle. He began tugging at 2310 01:59:21.640 --> 01:59:24.600 his collar like it might provide emotional support, which one 2311 01:59:25.319 --> 01:59:30.840 malzoy the prison warden. Mausoi, that bastard, she scoffed. I 2312 01:59:30.880 --> 01:59:32.680 thought sending him to the middle of nowhere would mean 2313 01:59:32.680 --> 01:59:34.880 I'd never have to see his mug again. What's he 2314 01:59:35.000 --> 01:59:40.520 done this time? He's uh dead, ma'am Calen blinked. That 2315 01:59:40.640 --> 01:59:45.680 wasn't on her morning agenda. Oh well, how inconvenient. I'll 2316 01:59:45.720 --> 01:59:47.319 send word to the rest of the family, a range 2317 01:59:47.359 --> 01:59:50.640 of funeral point a new warden to his post. And well, uh, 2318 01:59:50.880 --> 01:59:54.640 we can't do that, ma'am. Seleni blurted. It's sort of 2319 01:59:55.520 --> 01:59:59.840 blue up, blue up, She snapped, se LENI, that's the 2320 02:00:00.039 --> 02:00:04.880 kind of information you lead with. Sorry, ma'am. The Vellinari stammered, 2321 02:00:05.239 --> 02:00:07.319 his jelly like hands folding into each other in what 2322 02:00:07.479 --> 02:00:10.159 might generously be described as a nervous fissure and less 2323 02:00:10.199 --> 02:00:14.039 generously as a slow motion implosion. Ah, just tell me 2324 02:00:14.119 --> 02:00:18.920 what happened, She said, already regretting it. Truthfully, we don't 2325 02:00:19.000 --> 02:00:22.119 really know, he admitted, A live footage shows a few 2326 02:00:22.199 --> 02:00:25.840 prisoners boarding an escaped vessel. Before you know, He made 2327 02:00:25.840 --> 02:00:28.680 a vague hand gesture, as if miming an explosion could 2328 02:00:28.680 --> 02:00:32.479 somehow soften the reality of everything blowing up. Calen pinched 2329 02:00:32.479 --> 02:00:34.600 the bridge of her nose and sighed, it was far 2330 02:00:34.720 --> 02:00:37.680 too early for this sort of catastrophe. Maozoi might have 2331 02:00:37.720 --> 02:00:40.640 been a shit, an unrepentant, greasy stain of a man, 2332 02:00:41.000 --> 02:00:43.239 but he was still family, and in her line of work, 2333 02:00:43.279 --> 02:00:45.680 even bases had to be avenged. If only had of 2334 02:00:45.760 --> 02:00:48.880 principle send a small vessel to the escape he's last 2335 02:00:48.920 --> 02:00:53.119 known coordinates, she said, track them down. Do you want 2336 02:00:53.199 --> 02:00:57.279 any details on the escaped prisoners, so Lennie asked, no, No, 2337 02:00:57.560 --> 02:00:59.760 If they were locked up in that dustpin of a facility, 2338 02:01:00.079 --> 02:01:02.840 than not any one important, just a few lucky thieves 2339 02:01:02.880 --> 02:01:05.560 who've run out of luck. Let me know when it's done. 2340 02:01:06.279 --> 02:01:08.439 The truth was this was just one more item on 2341 02:01:08.479 --> 02:01:12.279 the ever growing list of galactic annoyances demanding her attention. Yes, 2342 02:01:12.439 --> 02:01:15.680 ma'am made the great floor guide. She entered the calls 2343 02:01:15.680 --> 02:01:19.079 before he could finish the blessing religion. The Vellinari had 2344 02:01:19.079 --> 02:01:21.800 an endless fascination with it, an admirable trait if you 2345 02:01:21.920 --> 02:01:25.359 liked nonsense. Personally, she found the very idea insulting. If 2346 02:01:25.399 --> 02:01:27.560 there was a god, it's only one of allowed capitalists 2347 02:01:27.600 --> 02:01:30.399 like her to exist. She gestured, and her van Tocop 2348 02:01:30.439 --> 02:01:33.479 branded task organized a shimmered interview. The endless to do 2349 02:01:33.600 --> 02:01:36.359 list stared back at her, full of obligations, meetings, and 2350 02:01:36.439 --> 02:01:39.359 souls to grind beneath paperwork. She barely began to read 2351 02:01:39.359 --> 02:01:42.039 the first item when her hollow deck flared again, another 2352 02:01:42.119 --> 02:01:46.119 incoming transmission. She flicked her eyes towards the name. It 2353 02:01:46.239 --> 02:01:49.119 was her husband. She ignored it and let it ring. 2354 02:01:49.840 --> 02:01:51.119 She was not in the mood.