Speaker 1: Yeah mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. We sure
Speaker 2: appreciate you listening and watching so much.
Speaker 3: I'm Laura Kane. This be air Rimmer.
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Producer Brian?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 2: Hey, you think I should watch Love Island?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, just tell me why I should watch?
Speaker 2: Okay, they had they had auditions for they had auditions
Speaker 2: for Love Island in PD like, I don't know, a
Speaker 2: couple of weekends ago.
Speaker 3: Just give me the premise.
Speaker 4: What this is a peaceful protest? Oh you're a brat,
Speaker 4: I mean a brad because I said that, like, it's
Speaker 4: not word. I'm not like it's there's nothing to bring up,
Speaker 4: and then you've were trying to force your damn right.
Speaker 4: You should watch it because entertaining a bunch of really
Speaker 4: shallow gen z people are trapped in the Airbnb on
Speaker 4: Fiji and they are all dating each other and it's
Speaker 4: really awkward. It's a really horny show. It's really odd.
Speaker 1: Laura, that's totally up your alley.
Speaker 3: Is fun to watch though, it's so entertaining.
Speaker 4: Okay, is that the one that Adriana Maddox house, Yeah,
Speaker 4: which I can't stand her, but I mean she's.
Speaker 1: From vander Punk.
Speaker 3: Yeah she hosts it. Yeah what really?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Wow, she's not very much though, like she just
Speaker 4: makes selective appearance. Yes, oh okay, but it is like
Speaker 4: I hate reality TV and because it's all slot but
Speaker 4: this is premium slop.
Speaker 2: Oh man, oh my god, I need another like put
Speaker 2: my mind on, like out on a plate?
Speaker 1: Are the Housewives of Miami?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not watching housewives?
Speaker 4: God? What is wrong? We forget housewives? Just what? And
Speaker 4: also there's thirty there's thirty episodes of Love Island and
Speaker 4: they're all an hour each and the ones are still
Speaker 4: coming out every day?
Speaker 3: Is this a?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 3: Are there seasons?
Speaker 4: Second season? So they're on like this is their seventh
Speaker 4: they really they literally the show is released as it's filmed,
Speaker 4: so they have like one hundred hidden cameras because it's
Speaker 4: a hidden camera show. It's not a lot, it's not.
Speaker 3: A oh this is getting better.
Speaker 4: So it's like that's why I don't mind it is because.
Speaker 3: There is like some crazy brother kind of.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty unscripted.
Speaker 2: So so and then they released the episodes that you
Speaker 2: don't have to wait like the next five.
Speaker 4: Months they somehow cut together because I edit for a living.
Speaker 4: I know how much O pain is They somehow cut
Speaker 4: footage from like over one hundred cameras in a day
Speaker 4: and release it the next day. Oh my god, one
Speaker 4: the two days?
Speaker 2: Can you should should we start at the beginning or
Speaker 2: can you just jump right?
Speaker 3: All right? All right? Oh? Speaking of TV, I did it.
Speaker 2: I posted about this. This is something that bothers me
Speaker 2: to no end. And I don't know if what bothers
Speaker 2: you know, because you tortured.
Speaker 3: Me with it.
Speaker 4: Throw up. No.
Speaker 2: I cannot stand seeing anything having to do with Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah in summer.
Speaker 4: I know, someone watch Christmas in July. Want to blow
Speaker 4: my brains out.
Speaker 3: I hate it and not feel.
Speaker 4: It's almost disrespectful. Like when I see it, I feel
Speaker 4: like I feel like it's disrespectful.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It drives her nuts.
Speaker 2: And it's also very stressful because it's like, Okay, now
Speaker 2: you're stressing me out because now I'm thinking about Christmas,
Speaker 2: and now I'm gonna have to like start stressing about
Speaker 2: like and I don't want to see snow. I don't
Speaker 2: want to see red and green. I don't want to
Speaker 2: see a tree. I don't want to see ornaments. I
Speaker 2: don't want to.
Speaker 3: See the Love Story under the snow?
Speaker 4: Oh, I hate Why would you want to when it's
Speaker 4: ninety degrees outside too? Like I feel like that's like
Speaker 4: asking for like a headache or a seizure or something.
Speaker 1: I have a friend that loves she watches Christmas movies.
Speaker 4: Like now, really Karen Noelle Christmas movie? The only good
Speaker 4: Christmas movie is die Hard.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, did you know that there was a
Speaker 2: Hallmark Christmas.
Speaker 1: Cruise that would be that would be my.
Speaker 3: Worst full of Karen's. Could you'd be full of Karen's?
Speaker 1: No, that would be my worst night here. That would
Speaker 1: be like the seventh level of health.
Speaker 4: Oh I know, I know, kids.
Speaker 1: And Karen's and a Christmas cruise that would be just
Speaker 1: put a bullet in me.
Speaker 3: Okay, hey, you have a story to tell.
Speaker 1: I do So.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to go through some of my
Speaker 2: stories first and then or do you want let's go actually,
Speaker 2: let's go right into the.
Speaker 4: Story of all stories.
Speaker 2: This is a story that he's been teasing us with, Like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you're not going to believe.
Speaker 4: A disappointed.
Speaker 1: Over This is pretty good.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So a friend of mine way shopping for Fourth of
Speaker 1: July for like decorations, at Laura's favorite store, Cole's No Walmart.
Speaker 4: Oh, Walmart, that's my favorite part of the story.
Speaker 1: And she had had an omelet for breakfast and it
Speaker 1: hit her in the middle of Walmart.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So she ran to the bathroom blew.
Speaker 3: It up, blew up the Walmart bathroom okay, and.
Speaker 1: Went realized, oh my I need I have to go
Speaker 1: get my massage. And so she was scared to death
Speaker 1: because she didn't have time to go home and like
Speaker 1: shower anything. She's like, I hope I got everything back there, okay,
Speaker 1: because now I'm going to get a massage and I
Speaker 1: don't have time to change, right. So you know, the
Speaker 1: woman's like, okay, lay on your stomach and she's working
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh no, you don't have to just
Speaker 1: do my shoulders. You know, you don't have to do
Speaker 1: And the woman like straddles her and like pulls her
Speaker 1: underwear aside and is like working inside, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she who knows what she's gonna come
Speaker 1: out with? Like and she said, my brain was just
Speaker 1: going into overdrive trying to figure out what, if any
Speaker 1: she was gonna get a surprise. The one says, okay,
Speaker 1: flip over, and she flips over on her back, and
Speaker 1: the woman immediately starts to go to work on her
Speaker 1: face and she's like, oh my god, I'm probably gonna
Speaker 1: get pink eye. She's like doing her eyelids and her
Speaker 1: face and she's like, oh gross. I was like, you
Speaker 1: brought the whole new term chips face to I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. She's like I just couldn't wait to
Speaker 1: get out of there.
Speaker 4: And like I was dying.
Speaker 1: I thought it was so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they get it up in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, she all up in the crevas Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: I love it. Okay, So when we write that story.
Speaker 3: I think it was funny. I think it was funny
Speaker 3: because I know.
Speaker 4: But like that notwithstanding, I think it ten.
Speaker 3: Okay, from one to ten, that is a solid I
Speaker 3: give that a solid eight.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna give it a seven. Really, I think almost
Speaker 4: I give it a six and a half. Here's the
Speaker 4: thing with how good you were hyping it. I was
Speaker 4: expecting there to be like like not just like the
Speaker 4: oh is there poop? Like I expect there to be
Speaker 4: so too. I like that would have been true, Yes.
Speaker 1: That would have been amazing. That would have been the
Speaker 1: cherry on that cake.
Speaker 4: The best story you've ever told was the one you
Speaker 4: made up about farting into a karaoke michege. Is still
Speaker 4: the greatest story you've ever told, and it wasn't even true.
Speaker 3: Gosh, I know your stand up.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's so good.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Do you know the name Joey Chestnut?
Speaker 4: Yeah, famous for inventing the chestnut.
Speaker 2: No, Joey Chestnut is the top hot dog eating contest winner.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to hear about it. Okay it
Speaker 1: I cannot watch people. Competition is like skinny.
Speaker 2: Joey Chestnut reclaimed the mustard Belt for this seventeenth time
Speaker 2: at the Nathan's Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest on the
Speaker 2: fourth of July.
Speaker 4: Good for him.
Speaker 2: Okay, he missed last year's competition because there was something
Speaker 2: going on, some conflict of interest. But anyway, Joey wait
Speaker 2: wait a over sponsorship with a vegan hot dog brand. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so whatever, because he's famous for this. Joey Chestnut is
Speaker 2: that name is famous for his hot time.
Speaker 1: I'm not even going to google it.
Speaker 2: Joey scarfed down seventy and a half hot dogs in
Speaker 2: ten oh minutes.
Speaker 1: God, that is just disgusting.
Speaker 2: He didn't beat his own personal record, though, which he
Speaker 2: said in twenty twenty one was seventy six off.
Speaker 1: That cannot be. Do you have to like poop in
Speaker 1: a trough?
Speaker 4: He says, or that like you can't. Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Quote.
Speaker 2: Man, I wish I didn't need a couple more. I'm sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: my goal was seventy to seventy seven.
Speaker 3: I really wanted a little bit more.
Speaker 2: I know it's going to keep getting harder and harder
Speaker 2: to break records.
Speaker 3: I'll figure it out of courss.
Speaker 2: Go start practicing, Okay, now ten minutes seventy hot dogs
Speaker 2: is disgusting, and you can't.
Speaker 3: I don't think you're allowed to throw up?
Speaker 4: Oh like no, I think if you throw up that.
Speaker 3: That disqualifies you.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I couldn't even eat one hot dog in ten minutes?
Speaker 4: Wait, what you hate hot dogs?
Speaker 1: I hate hot dogs?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I blame her?
Speaker 3: What all for the Jeff and jer thing? Oh?
Speaker 2: She read Jerry used to read the ingredients of what
Speaker 2: a hot hot dog is?
Speaker 4: What are the ingredients?
Speaker 1: Blood?
Speaker 5: Blood?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: This is just yeah, it's just pig parts of the pig, right, disgusting.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I had a hot dog the other.
Speaker 4: Day and you kissed me on the mouth. It's really good.
Speaker 4: Chicken sausages like chicken chicken sausages. I got some good
Speaker 4: ones at Joe's.
Speaker 1: Sausage Adels are really gross.
Speaker 3: They make sausages with those sacks.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I just saw the other day
Speaker 1: and I wanted to vomit? It was the chicken McNuggets
Speaker 1: at McDonald's that come down the conveyor belt and it's
Speaker 1: just like a brick of.
Speaker 4: Why would you anyone who still buys chicken nuggets and
Speaker 4: McDonald's I genuinely question disgusting that it was so gross.
Speaker 3: Every once in a while.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 4: Yes, like literally any fast food place.
Speaker 1: Have you guys heard of a restaurant called Raising Canes.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's so late to the game.
Speaker 1: They're just popping up everywhere. They were universal too.
Speaker 4: There's been one in Santy for years now.
Speaker 1: Is it good?
Speaker 4: You have to get their sauce. Their sauce is what's
Speaker 4: really good. But on their chicken, it's really good. Their
Speaker 4: chicken's a little bland, But if you get with the
Speaker 4: sauce and it's pretty what's so special?
Speaker 3: It's the sauce.
Speaker 4: It's really it's Their chicken is pretty tender? Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it breaded? Is it like is fried.
Speaker 4: And then paired with the sauce. It's it's pretty good
Speaker 4: because I guess one's going in down in near like
Speaker 4: the on Midway or something like that. Have you ever
Speaker 4: had a Dave's Hot chicken No?
Speaker 1: Gross, disgusting.
Speaker 4: No, Dave's Hot chickens really good. Gross.
Speaker 3: Do you guys eat chicken wings?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 3: Sometimes I can't eat.
Speaker 1: And Jenny, I know that's why I said we were
Speaker 1: separated at birth. I know that's why you're my soulmate.
Speaker 3: Truly. You don't look like you don't look chicken wings.
Speaker 4: They're great like dirt. You guys been to dirty birds? Oh?
Speaker 4: Dirty birds is great.
Speaker 1: It's on a bone.
Speaker 2: If it's boneless chicken wings, I can do it.
Speaker 4: Those are just chickens, I know.
Speaker 2: But I can't stand to watch people like suck on
Speaker 2: the wall, like pull it out.
Speaker 3: No, there's like one one.
Speaker 1: There's that stringy, weird vein or whatever that Oh God,
Speaker 1: I'm going to throw up.
Speaker 3: There's what is the point. You don't get hardly any
Speaker 3: food out of it?
Speaker 1: So gross? You will never see me go to a
Speaker 1: bottle of wild.
Speaker 4: I tell you it's delicious.
Speaker 2: Okay, new trend alerts lightheaded. This is a new trend
Speaker 2: alert that jen Z is all about.
Speaker 4: I mean, I'll be the judge of this. Your information
Speaker 4: is off, usually deeply flawed when.
Speaker 3: It comes to this is a woman thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's the new hot dating trend where women show
Speaker 2: up for our first date makeup free.
Speaker 4: That's cool. Yeah, I think that's great with that.
Speaker 2: So no, I think it's I think it's really brave
Speaker 2: and cool too. So you weed out the guys that
Speaker 2: are all about you know.
Speaker 4: Look, yeah, okay, here's the thing. Like, if you asked
Speaker 4: like one hundred men, I bet at least ninety five
Speaker 4: of them would prefer women without makeup. Yeah that's like,
Speaker 4: actually pretty women is makeup is for women, it's not
Speaker 4: for men.
Speaker 2: But wait a minute, I disagree, okay, very much. So okay,
Speaker 2: I think if you saw most women without women who
Speaker 2: put on makeup, well look like they don't have any
Speaker 2: shirup on it.
Speaker 4: I would still prefer a woman without makeup. Well, let
Speaker 4: me put this way, A beautiful woman with makeup is
Speaker 4: unfortunately not as attractive as a beautiful woman without makeup.
Speaker 3: I don't what do you think?
Speaker 1: I always think? What do I always tell you? I
Speaker 1: love it when you wear just like a very little
Speaker 1: makeup and it's supernatural. I think you look so pretty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're like, wow, I love putting on makeup. I
Speaker 3: think it's so fun paint.
Speaker 4: But that's fine. That's why I said makeup is for women,
Speaker 4: it's not for men.
Speaker 1: Like when Pamela Anderson went makeup free, I was like,
Speaker 1: good for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just saw a picture of family, and yeah,
Speaker 4: I think she might need some Some people look, some
Speaker 4: people are do go from like you know, fives to
Speaker 4: ten's with makeup. But generally speaking, like the most beautiful
Speaker 4: woman will be the one that looks like as good.
Speaker 2: Have you ever watched like those YouTube videos where like
Speaker 2: there there's people that make themselves look like a celebrity
Speaker 2: just from.
Speaker 3: Contouring and all that.
Speaker 1: It's insane, really crazy creepy.
Speaker 2: I know, like I tried to thin out my nose
Speaker 2: doing that like you know contour thing, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: you never worked.
Speaker 4: Out that's a thing that was Like once you do
Speaker 4: too much makeup, though, you just start to look greasy,
Speaker 4: Like you start to looking like a painting. I think.
Speaker 1: I think when when women wear a lot of makeup,
Speaker 1: it makes them look older.
Speaker 4: It can.
Speaker 1: And stuff like, and that is when you get to
Speaker 1: a certain Yeah, when you get to a certain age,
Speaker 1: you know, it just cakes and like.
Speaker 3: What age would that be?
Speaker 4: Your age?
Speaker 1: Is my?
Speaker 3: Is my makeup caked at all?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Really? Is it too much today tonight?
Speaker 4: I think once you get to a certain age that
Speaker 4: makeup is free because then you're already fighting like some
Speaker 4: of them, like I guess those like negative you know,
Speaker 4: features of age.
Speaker 1: So this is one of the things that I was
Speaker 1: saying the other day to a friend of mine. I
Speaker 1: think Demi Moore is beautiful. I think she's very very thin,
Speaker 1: like I think she could. I don't like seeing women
Speaker 1: that thin, right, anybody that thin, not just women but.
Speaker 3: Person She's probably like insanely thin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and she's tiny. But I feel the same
Speaker 1: way about a lot of makeup as I do. When
Speaker 1: you get to and men too, when you get to
Speaker 1: a certain age, cut off the ponytail, dude, she her
Speaker 1: hair goes down to remember Crystal Gaale the Country say,
Speaker 1: her hair goes down past her butt, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's so pretty, but it and she's so thin that
Speaker 1: it just makes her look a lot more gaunt than
Speaker 1: kind of sunken in than that long long hair.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like if I think if she cut her hair like
Speaker 1: to what you have, she would look even more beautiful.
Speaker 1: I don't think she wears a lot of makeup, but
Speaker 1: you know, that hair just pulls everything down.
Speaker 4: Actually, I think like ninety percent of most of like
Speaker 4: the benefit you see from makeup actually really just comes
Speaker 4: from eyeshadow. I think that's most of what people know.
Speaker 4: This is just eyeeshall.
Speaker 3: Well, and you.
Speaker 2: Know the little bit of lute, a little bit of
Speaker 2: lips actually luscious lips.
Speaker 4: No, don't care. I think the like the big eyebrows,
Speaker 4: eh okay, wells probably lashes.
Speaker 1: I'm done with the weird painted over like the where
Speaker 1: they blow lacquered that well know where they powder their
Speaker 1: eyebrows off, and it just is the forehead.
Speaker 4: They draw the drawn on.
Speaker 2: Eyebrows, the ones where they were they Oh yeah, Miley
Speaker 2: Cyrus did it beyond where everything is just powdered out?
Speaker 4: The blonde blonde eyelash eyebrows are awful.
Speaker 1: It looks terrible.
Speaker 2: My poor mom and sister are red heads. And they
Speaker 2: wake up in the morning and they don't have any eyebrows.
Speaker 3: And that's like the one thing that my my.
Speaker 5: Mom got lash extensions. And she's they're so.
Speaker 3: Cute because she has like no lashes at all.
Speaker 5: I'm like, and they're just they look so precious. I'm like,
Speaker 5: you get you wake up looking pretty with your little
Speaker 5: with your little lash extensions. Mama.
Speaker 1: This is a horrible, horrible story, and I can't even
Speaker 1: believe I'm going to tell this. Oh boy, when I
Speaker 1: was a kid, as a teenager, I think.
Speaker 3: What in the world does this have to do with
Speaker 3: lash extensions?
Speaker 1: But here we go. It has to do with the eyebrows.
Speaker 3: Okay, eyebrows.
Speaker 1: So I got into an accident and I had stitches.
Speaker 1: So I have a floater in my eye that I've
Speaker 1: had since the accident happened.
Speaker 3: Was it a car accident?
Speaker 1: No, a neighbor kid through something and it went and
Speaker 1: scratched my cornea and then it went up through and
Speaker 1: they had to shave my eyebrow off to put the
Speaker 1: stitches in.
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's not funny.
Speaker 1: And when my eye grew brow grew back, it grew
Speaker 1: back blonde. So I had one auburn eyebrow and one
Speaker 1: white eyebrow. Oh, so I had to go get it
Speaker 1: permanently colored.
Speaker 3: Oh how old were.
Speaker 1: You in fourteen?
Speaker 4: Maybe? Oh no, but I'm really bizarre.
Speaker 1: I literally I looked like a freak, like oh I was,
Speaker 1: because you know, you have one eyebrow the other one's
Speaker 1: completely gone.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 2: I had a mole right here in my eyebrow, and
Speaker 2: it's still I got it taken out off, but there's
Speaker 2: still like this hole here. And that's when when I
Speaker 2: got my eyebrows tattooed the woman.
Speaker 3: Remember when the woman.
Speaker 2: Shave, she had to shave my hair so she could
Speaker 2: see the scar, you know, and it looked like I
Speaker 2: was just just got out of prison. Remember when I
Speaker 2: just got those done, and everybody at work was like,
Speaker 2: what happened to your eyebrows?
Speaker 1: Are you okay? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Anyway, So that is the new thing.
Speaker 2: And then when you the more dates you go on,
Speaker 2: you put on a little bit more makeup, a little
Speaker 2: bit more, a little bit more, and.
Speaker 3: It just weeds out the guys.
Speaker 4: And this is how I know you know nothing about
Speaker 4: gen Z, because I can tell you gen Z is
Speaker 4: the last makeup generation because first dates, Oh, not first
Speaker 4: dates is like across the board.
Speaker 2: I'm saying, your gen Z first dates are like hikes
Speaker 2: or like, don't I don't know, but our first Okay,
Speaker 2: give me a gen Z first date.
Speaker 4: I think it's still normal stuff dinner, drinks, hanging out
Speaker 4: like anal sex. Yeah, maybe, I'm sure. Hiking. I think
Speaker 4: gen Z hikes a little bit more. But like, I
Speaker 4: definitely think there is like there's much like the expectation
Speaker 4: and makeup has gone. Like it's like if someone showed
Speaker 4: up to a day without makeup, I don't think a
Speaker 4: guy would badenn eye.
Speaker 2: What if okay, what if you go on a date
Speaker 2: with the first date with a woman and you're going
Speaker 2: hiking and she shows up with a full face of makeup, I'd.
Speaker 4: Be like, no, all right, wow, dedication that is.
Speaker 1: Like off is when you go to the gym and
Speaker 1: you see these women that have the big hoop earrings on,
Speaker 1: full face of makeup, closed to workout in that look
Speaker 1: like they're going to a night club. That is just
Speaker 1: the weirdest thing to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, okay, here here's my biggest concern with like
Speaker 4: the ton of makeup is my worry is then when
Speaker 4: it all comes off, I'm no longer attracted to the
Speaker 4: person underneath, because what if they look nothing like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's very real.
Speaker 4: I think that's.
Speaker 1: More of the because I think if you were to
Speaker 1: go on a date and not have any makeup, and
Speaker 1: then you keep plastering it on, you're going to show
Speaker 1: up for a date, what time they're going to be like,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, who are you? You're going to open the door?
Speaker 4: I would I would wait, prefer the no makeup first date.
Speaker 2: And then, because you know what, I don't like, never
Speaker 2: show up on a first date with no makeup?
Speaker 3: Never?
Speaker 4: What about okay? Image? But imagine you're like my age,
Speaker 4: you know, you're in your youth.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's fine, I mean you gotta have a
Speaker 2: my No.
Speaker 4: Here's here's why I've noticed, though, is that, like the like, generationally,
Speaker 4: the emphasis has shifted from makeup to skincare. Yeah, so
Speaker 4: all these twenty year olds or twenty five year olds,
Speaker 4: third year olds have like flawless skin if they spend
Speaker 4: hours doing skin tear.
Speaker 1: It's called glass skin.
Speaker 4: And let me just tell you, wait, what came in
Speaker 4: the mail the other day?
Speaker 1: What I am so excited? What just start using it?
Speaker 1: It is literally like a science kit. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a where'd you get it? I got it online on Amazon? No,
Speaker 1: through the website, Okay, it's a it's a company from
Speaker 1: Japan called Miss Sullan something like that. Okay, I'm going
Speaker 1: to bring it in you literally they you open it up.
Speaker 1: It's so cool. It looks like a science kit.
Speaker 3: How much was it expensive?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Like how much? I'll tell you off the air, No,
Speaker 3: tell me on the air. Five hundred.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, why is that secret?
Speaker 5: Skincare is?
Speaker 3: I mean, good skincare is expensive.
Speaker 4: Let me say I may be a man, but as
Speaker 4: having been with the women, once a guy gets it
Speaker 4: with the woman, he has no choice but to adopt
Speaker 4: the skin care.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I ordered some of their like sleep masks,
Speaker 1: which is like a serum that you put on and
Speaker 1: there's all different ones. There's like green tea, there's like
Speaker 1: a oh, a bunch of different ones.
Speaker 3: So this kit you brought this kid.
Speaker 1: Open it up and it's just all these vials and
Speaker 1: then it's got this thing that you put the vial
Speaker 1: in and you you push it and it cracks the
Speaker 1: top open because they're all glass. Okay, so it removes
Speaker 1: the top you put the serrum on, put it on,
Speaker 1: and I'm telling you, is.
Speaker 3: This a nighttime thing, a daytime thing or.
Speaker 1: Night time And then there's these pads that you use
Speaker 1: to kind of wipe down your face and it starts
Speaker 1: to remove like any kind of dark oh dark spots.
Speaker 5: Yes.
Speaker 1: So I have this little one on the side of
Speaker 1: my face and I've been using it now for it
Speaker 1: came like three right before I went to La Hu
Speaker 1: and it's slowly getting lighter.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I want.
Speaker 2: To use that on my legs. I'm starting to get
Speaker 2: like those spots on my legs.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: It sucks getting.
Speaker 1: Old, really doesn't.
Speaker 3: You know what, Brian, don't do it. Just don't do
Speaker 3: it if you get.
Speaker 4: You know what slisilic body spray?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 4: What? Oh?
Speaker 3: Come on, I know what that.
Speaker 4: I know what. I'll put it in body sprays now,
Speaker 4: like I mean, like you rub it in, then you
Speaker 4: put lotion on, and.
Speaker 3: So what exactly does it do? I mean?
Speaker 4: I know, well, I know, Hey, look I'm a man.
Speaker 4: My extent is what you should do and not what
Speaker 4: it does.
Speaker 1: My bathroom looks like well, you know, I know.
Speaker 4: How many steps is part of like your morning you're
Speaker 4: getting ready processed.
Speaker 2: Well night time, let's do night time. Well do okay,
Speaker 2: first do morning and then do nighttime.
Speaker 1: My mourning isn't as bad. My morning is like a
Speaker 1: five step process. Okay, before I go to bed, that's
Speaker 1: easily a fifteen step per Okay, go through it. So
Speaker 1: I do the I never use toner because it dry.
Speaker 1: It can dry out my skin, so I use like
Speaker 1: you was you. I wash my face, then I put
Speaker 1: on like I'll do a grub.
Speaker 3: Okay, then okay.
Speaker 1: Then I'll do a couple of masks. Then I'll do
Speaker 1: an I cream, Then I'll do a couple of different serums.
Speaker 1: I do this before better, but before I say yes
Speaker 1: and yeah, I do a ton of stuff. And then
Speaker 1: I got this new stuff from my scalp that you
Speaker 1: It smells like coffee. It smells so good. I got
Speaker 1: it online and you rub it in and it helps
Speaker 1: stimulate hair growth. Where did you get that online?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Is that like an Amazon? No, that's a prescription thing,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Yeah? Yeah, I have I do that too
Speaker 4: because I have hair loss.
Speaker 1: I'm oh, well my hair is as I get older.
Speaker 1: It's just like it helps strengthen your hair, like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's actually a really good deal.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, it's not a bad It wasn't a bad
Speaker 1: prices maybe, so it's.
Speaker 3: Uh, you just it's a serum.
Speaker 1: It almost is like a palmade. Oh really yeah, and
Speaker 1: you just rub it in.
Speaker 3: You're gonna need to write down these products and I'll
Speaker 3: bring them in next week. Let's do that. Well, why
Speaker 3: don't you do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I want to see that kit. Yeah, you know, have
Speaker 2: you done the zombie mask?
Speaker 4: I have?
Speaker 1: I have a couple of those lefts, So you know
Speaker 1: what it is. It's basically egg whites.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just super tight. I I tried.
Speaker 4: It once and it's not that great.
Speaker 3: No, it isn't that great.
Speaker 2: Okay, here are three things that if you do not do,
Speaker 2: it'll throw your entire day off.
Speaker 1: If you don't do you want to judge of that,
Speaker 1: I'm going to say, I know, I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's on.
Speaker 4: Actually scientific answers. You should get ten minutes of sunlight
Speaker 4: when you first.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to say coffee.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's one of them. That's number one.
Speaker 4: Stretching, I'm going to say, brushing your teeth too, Yes?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: I can't do I cannot go without doing either one.
Speaker 4: Of those things.
Speaker 2: So if you're having a morning, you might just be
Speaker 2: ready for a long weekend or you skipped one of
Speaker 2: these things. A poll by some mattress company ask people
Speaker 2: to name the little things that can throw your whole
Speaker 2: day off.
Speaker 1: Okay, and here are the top five.
Speaker 2: Okay, not having coffee because you forgot or you didn't
Speaker 2: have time forgetting to brush your teeth.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm gonna be honest, Okay, unless you're going out
Speaker 4: like I feel like that's like I throw your day off.
Speaker 1: Though I I would be a wreck that I would
Speaker 1: have like Hallett and be like like the whole day
Speaker 1: like oh my god. Today.
Speaker 2: This year, there was a day when I ran out
Speaker 2: of the house because I almost slept through my alarm
Speaker 2: and I ran to work and I didn't brush my teeth,
Speaker 2: Like I just was spased out and it literally okay,
Speaker 2: I was so hyper focused of that.
Speaker 4: See, if you leave the house then for sure, But
Speaker 4: like I mean, I brushed my teeth every morning, but
Speaker 4: there's a couple of times I've like like, oh my
Speaker 4: two hours later, I'm like, oh crap, I fret's brush
Speaker 4: my feet, Like I didn't I mean didn't throw me
Speaker 4: off at all. Now I didn't leave the house, thank god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, leaving the house, going to wark, being
Speaker 2: yeah below the whole day, not drinking any water, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: not showering, yeah yeah, and skipping your morning workout and
Speaker 2: true that's stretch.
Speaker 3: Well, that's stretching.
Speaker 1: I work out at night.
Speaker 3: So do you work out on the you work?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I don't work out the morning. I can't work like
Speaker 4: I'm going to go home tonight and work out.
Speaker 2: Do you do it in your look? Do you do
Speaker 2: it in your house? And you're at the gym in
Speaker 2: the gym and the okay?
Speaker 3: And are people? Is it a good time to do it?
Speaker 3: Because not to.
Speaker 1: Nobody's there, I just can't do I could do whatever
Speaker 1: I want.
Speaker 3: How long do you stay?
Speaker 1: About an hour or an hour and a half?
Speaker 2: Wow, I have not set foot in a gym, and
Speaker 2: I want to say like two and a half years.
Speaker 4: Oh big gym? Okay, big gym suck? You use like
Speaker 4: your building gym? Right? Yeah dude?
Speaker 1: Commercial square feet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, those are commercial gym so terrible.
Speaker 2: Like I know, I used to belong to them many, many,
Speaker 2: many times.
Speaker 3: Okay, do you guys name your car?
Speaker 4: No, hell, no, I'm again. I'm antie naming your car.
Speaker 1: Like I don't. I don't understand when people name like
Speaker 1: their persons, their cars or anything.
Speaker 2: My my car has a name, what is it? I've
Speaker 2: always named my cars.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's like a Michelle or something.
Speaker 3: Her name is Skipper.
Speaker 4: That's the That's a terrible name for a jeep. It's awful.
Speaker 3: My red Jeep was Alexis.
Speaker 4: Wait, your red jeep was Alexis.
Speaker 3: Yes, I had a red Jeep before this white jeep.
Speaker 4: Oh, and her name was and the red jeep's name was.
Speaker 4: I said, your red jeep was a Lexus. I was like, no,
Speaker 4: I think it was a Jeep.
Speaker 2: But and then my first car, when I was like
Speaker 2: when I went to college, was this Camaro. This really
Speaker 2: bitch bitchin Camaro, and her name was Samantha. But I
Speaker 2: guess a third of us have a nickname for cars.
Speaker 4: I don't even think about my car in the personified way.
Speaker 2: Some people call him like the Batmobile or the love
Speaker 2: Bug or the Millennium Falcon like they'll or some people
Speaker 2: give them strong names like the Beast or the silver Bullet.
Speaker 4: I call my car piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Or the turtle, the slug, the buddle jumper anyway, and you.
Speaker 1: Know what else is weird? I knew a guy once
Speaker 1: that I worked with that had a nickname for his dick.
Speaker 4: What do you call it? Like me, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was like, I've heard that, you know the what
Speaker 1: I trousersick or whatever it was? That was like gross,
Speaker 1: Like can you imagine being on a date with somebody
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, you want to beat bob?
Speaker 4: Like I've heard before.
Speaker 2: I actually, when I was married, I had I had
Speaker 2: a name for his private part.
Speaker 4: Oh, Larry, I hope it wasn't something like Tony or
Speaker 4: you're oh, I might walk out sausage slayer. Uh what Sinbad?
Speaker 4: That's so cringe. It is so cray Why I don't know?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor? Can you scoot over?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to Sinbad. That's a terrible name for.
Speaker 3: I don't know where it came from. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: I really don't.
Speaker 2: And then I remember there was another guy in my.
Speaker 3: In my history.
Speaker 2: Whose name was Hank. The guys, his little guy's name
Speaker 2: was Hank.
Speaker 4: Wait, how did you know that? Oh? Okay, I named
Speaker 4: it Hank that's like disrespectful.
Speaker 1: To everywhere, and I don't ever do that again.
Speaker 4: What if a guy introduced you and he introduced himself
Speaker 4: and his is member as like I'm like, hey, my
Speaker 4: name is Session and such and this which Jeffrey or
Speaker 4: something like god really really run away? That's awful. You'd
Speaker 4: be like, let me go put some more makeup on,
Speaker 4: we go powder my anything else and leave.
Speaker 3: No that that's like a woman's job. Like but but
Speaker 3: like we don't name I don't.
Speaker 4: Have a name for mine, Like that's disgusting. I but
Speaker 4: naming a dick is weird too.
Speaker 3: What about this?
Speaker 2: Do you think we should ban left turns at intersections?
Speaker 4: What? What? How else do you turn left?
Speaker 2: There's a professor at Penn State that things more cities
Speaker 2: should ban left turns in intersections because crashes happen and
Speaker 2: that way. What do you think about roundabouts?
Speaker 4: Roundabouts are fine for small traffic.
Speaker 2: There's like a huge controversy going on about roundabouts because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of them being put in. There's some
Speaker 2: in North Park, there's some.
Speaker 1: Do it to control like the speed of traffic? Is
Speaker 1: that why you know?
Speaker 4: It's it's because there's no need to stop unless it
Speaker 4: gets too busy. But you can theoretically you don't. Ever,
Speaker 4: you can like basically manage an intersection without having to stop.
Speaker 3: Oh but I think the city of Carlsbad is removing
Speaker 3: them because.
Speaker 4: I think those were too busy. They were ended up
Speaker 4: causing problems.
Speaker 2: Right, something like that. Oh God, so yeah, that has
Speaker 2: been a big controversy. And I today wrote this story
Speaker 2: about this woman that from Texas and she was in
Speaker 2: a grocery store and she just took her cart full
Speaker 2: of food and just rolled right out.
Speaker 3: Of the store.
Speaker 2: And there was a police officer that had stopped at
Speaker 2: the store for lunch and saw this going on, and
Speaker 2: he ran after her, and then there was a scuffle,
Speaker 2: and another policeman came, and then the husband got in
Speaker 2: the mix.
Speaker 3: And it was like this huge thing.
Speaker 2: She sold three hundred and eight dollars worth of food
Speaker 2: and one hundred and fifty dollars worth of fees.
Speaker 3: Tongue, What do you.
Speaker 4: Do with that?
Speaker 1: Bef?
Speaker 3: Isn't that like what like?
Speaker 4: Is it like her? Is that like? Is it like
Speaker 4: your favorite food or something that is.
Speaker 1: Disgusting gnarly good?
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen a beef dow?
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 4: Maybe I don't buy like if it's like it's so
Speaker 4: delicious though.
Speaker 2: No, oh god, that just sounds Have you ever heard
Speaker 2: have you ever seen head cheese?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 3: Do they still make it?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know. I don't think so. That's
Speaker 1: it's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Used to be in the deli section.
Speaker 1: It's the it's the granium of a of a.
Speaker 2: Google head cheese. It's disgusting because I need a definition.
Speaker 3: I remember.
Speaker 2: I remember like I was so weirdly fascinated by it
Speaker 2: when I would go to the grocery store with my
Speaker 2: mom and I'd be.
Speaker 3: Like, who would buy that?
Speaker 1: That is so horrible disgusting.
Speaker 2: It has like it had like like chunks of thing
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 4: It's meat suspended in a gelatinous speak. Yeah, you know
Speaker 4: it gets a bad rap as blue cheese. I love
Speaker 4: cheese is great, Oh my god. I love especially with
Speaker 4: like anything on like buffalo buffalo.
Speaker 1: Wrap with blue or a salad with dress.
Speaker 4: I'm getting hungry now, ranch.
Speaker 3: Well, do you like the wedge salads with the.
Speaker 1: Bacon salad just the wedge of ice?
Speaker 3: Yeah, with the big giant blue cheese on it?
Speaker 4: How do you eat the wedge of lettuce.
Speaker 3: Salads are hard to eat, period.
Speaker 4: Not you stab a fork in there. You can't do
Speaker 4: that with.
Speaker 2: Though they're not it's hard to eat. Well, I don't
Speaker 2: even eat salads. What am I talking about?
Speaker 1: I know, really, I can't remember last time alad?
Speaker 4: Salads are? I love salads? You're crazy?
Speaker 1: It was like, I can't, I can't remember the last
Speaker 1: time I had something sustainable.
Speaker 3: That was nutritious. Now now we're hungry. Now what am
Speaker 3: I going to eat?
Speaker 4: What are we going to eat?
Speaker 3: We gotta eat, we gotta eat, we gotta in the show.
Speaker 3: All right, you guys, love you so much, love you.
Speaker 2: Launching, and we'll be with you next week, we promise.
Speaker 2: Love your podcast, Love your podcast.
Speaker 3: I love you, my sweet babies so much.
Speaker 5: Bye bye.
Speaker 3: I want to