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<v Speaker 1>What Lynchintaco on Orlando's rock station one O one one

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<v Speaker 1>w j r R. This hour brought to you by

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<v Speaker 1>Pittmasters and Poors. It's tomorrow. We hope you're gonna join

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<v Speaker 1>us in Mount Dora for that awesome event. You can

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<v Speaker 1>still get your tickets in advance for just twelve bucks

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<v Speaker 1>over at WHR dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>It's gonna be a big, big old party tomorrow. Mounta

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<v Speaker 2>Dors starts at three, so three until eight. We're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be out there with Barry from Shine Down. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>see the video that he I did post. I was

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<v Speaker 2>very kind of him, bringing their new hot sauce with him.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Barry's gonna be doing a from Shinedown again, doing a

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<v Speaker 2>Q and A with us in the afternoon. Real Radio

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be out there. I was talking to Russ

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday Triple R about the wrestling. I said, how we

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned that Amberdobo was going to be wrestling out there,

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<v Speaker 2>but that you had mentioned he and I go in

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<v Speaker 2>the ringing.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm getting too old for that, I said, do

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'd go in the ring with you? Out

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<v Speaker 1>of your mind anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna big old party Mount dor come hang tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll have b W stickers while we're will while they

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<v Speaker 2>last too.

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<v Speaker 1>Bourbon beer, barbecue, bacon. Yeah that's the draw, no brainer.

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<v Speaker 1>The real draws the beer. Never mind, we're there. Bourbon

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<v Speaker 1>good things in life. The barbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>Some bayess, somebody's gonna have some barbecue wrapped in bacon. Pat,

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<v Speaker 2>you're salivating it. He's getting a meat boner. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you uh foreshadowed something here in idiotology without even knowing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco. We'll get to that in a minute. It's let's

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<v Speaker 1>begin in Nashville. This the exact polar opposite of the

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<v Speaker 1>good deed that John bon Jovie did, potentially saving that

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<v Speaker 1>woman's life who looked like she was gonna jump from

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<v Speaker 1>the Seagan Dollar Bridge. Somebody pushed one off a jumper. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to talk about this thirty three year old

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<v Speaker 1>clown named Brandon Quigley who's been arrested for aggravated assault

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<v Speaker 1>on his grandmother. Yeah, you're just a piece of trash.

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<v Speaker 2>All those all those two dollar bills that she gave

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<v Speaker 2>you and your birthday cards or dollar.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what he was upset about. It did have

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<v Speaker 1>to do though, with stuff of value. This would be

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<v Speaker 1>the property inheritance in the family. He wanted to come

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<v Speaker 1>to Grandma to argue I guess how things were being

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<v Speaker 1>divvied up, and he had an issue with Grandma, and

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<v Speaker 1>I came knocked on her door and they had a

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<v Speaker 1>confrontation on the patio where Brandon started swearing at her,

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<v Speaker 1>calling her some well very not grandma appropriate names. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So Grandma slapped him good for being disrespectful, and Brandon

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<v Speaker 1>returned in coming by punching Grandma in the face.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish that a neighbor was around there, let's say,

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<v Speaker 2>out front, shoveling some dirt out of their out of

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<v Speaker 2>their yard and went up after that punch.

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<v Speaker 1>It just took him out with the shovel punching your grandmother.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she die? No, I'm telling her she was. He

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<v Speaker 1>knocked her unconscious. Yeah, but guess what I guess any

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<v Speaker 1>hope of maybe uh reworking the inheritance plan there, I

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<v Speaker 1>think Brandon, you could probably kiss that.

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye, families and inheritance. I've told you this for how long?

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<v Speaker 2>At least that I know about it for over twenty

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<v Speaker 2>years because my dad told me when I was a

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<v Speaker 2>young kid.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go barely have hair on my balls. What

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<v Speaker 1>are you talking about? That kind of stuff. But my

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<v Speaker 1>advice to anybody listening.

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<v Speaker 2>Careful with your family and any kind of inheritance or money,

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<v Speaker 2>mainly when it comes to that time, because.

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<v Speaker 1>That's it's not worth it. Your family's for once. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what I'm saying. They're one time police in Washington,

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<v Speaker 1>d c. Are asking for the public's help and identifying

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<v Speaker 1>a man who was videoed performing a sex act in

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<v Speaker 1>public during broad daylight with heyfun a Q. I want people.

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<v Speaker 1>I want my neighbors to know and keep an eye

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<v Speaker 1>out for this person. I want parents to be mindful.

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<v Speaker 1>They're high school students. They walk by themselves to and

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<v Speaker 1>from school, just children walking around. Just have neighborhood kids,

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<v Speaker 1>elementary school, middle school, in high school. It was that

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<v Speaker 1>eye contact that really unsettled me because it then continues

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<v Speaker 1>for longer than one would imagine. What's an icon taxt?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like a hip statement nowadays? I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>that cutting edge, But I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like a tax that they took off vegetables so it

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<v Speaker 2>was cheaper for him to get access to it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the cucumbers. I'm not that cucumbers are incredibly expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Talking Bob, I'll once they're pickles their money.

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<v Speaker 1>When you said that would have been something if it

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<v Speaker 1>was with a dill pickle, big, big kosher dill pickle.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>A half or a You're told her about that, some bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up on the set or the convenience store counter.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well gone the home wrecker cucumber. When you

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<v Speaker 2>were talking about, you know, it was what object he

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<v Speaker 2>was doing the sex act with. I mentioned payphone because

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, you know, we've had bumper, we've had muffler,

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<v Speaker 2>We've had different things. Payphone, a little you know, some

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<v Speaker 2>people don't even know what a payphone is, but you

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<v Speaker 2>know the little coin drop.

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<v Speaker 1>You need something to stand on. No, I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were going to have him doing something with the receiver

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<v Speaker 1>and the cord.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you going to have that too? You got a

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<v Speaker 2>retriever with the receiver. The retriever is the cord the god.

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<v Speaker 1>If you had it going that far, I think there

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<v Speaker 1>would be a visit to the emergency room involved. You

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<v Speaker 1>just went past the clinic side of things.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when I told you when I was a kid,

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<v Speaker 2>what we did up in New York with my cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>Spitting a coin receiver.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and we watched these bums walk around and stick

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<v Speaker 2>their finger and to grab the whatever it took to

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<v Speaker 2>pay the payphone, like a dime or quarter at the

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<v Speaker 2>time whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>People would always check those. Yeah. Yeah, and well we

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<v Speaker 1>saw a couple of people and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Being the hellion kid that I was hawked up a

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<v Speaker 2>huge goob uh spitting there watching the guy just go

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<v Speaker 2>hrunk for the corner. Go oh, look around. I showed

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<v Speaker 2>New York was cool before they knew for once. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>how New York always shows us what's cool music wise?

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<v Speaker 2>And oh they were huge in New York a year ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have done something cool. Way to go taco? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that guy, Bob, you're a foreshadowing. I mentioned a moment ago.

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<v Speaker 1>I forgot what it was for, but yeah, doctors discovered

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<v Speaker 1>that a man's junk is literally turning into a bone.

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<v Speaker 1>He went for his routine checkup, was complaining of some

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<v Speaker 1>hip pain, and it turns out it was something completely

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<v Speaker 1>different and extremely rare. I have this story and some

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<v Speaker 1>X rays of this sixty three year old revealing that

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<v Speaker 1>he was suffering from a disorder called penile ossification ostereo

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<v Speaker 1>process this is where the penis is turning into extra

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<v Speaker 1>skeletal bone. For whatever reason, the man turned down additional

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<v Speaker 1>treatment for this situation, ignoring the advice from his doctors,

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<v Speaker 1>and left with his penile ossification. It's not good. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's literally turning to No. Ladies have turned on. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just I got ossification. The hip bones connected to the

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<v Speaker 1>stop Bone.

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