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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. It's your good buddy Clayton coming

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in from hell. Uh, who's with me today?

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Speaker 2: Who's with me Todayay?

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Speaker 3: I'm Chris. I'm with you every day.

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Speaker 4: That's of my eternal life because I'm in hell because

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I died, and my punishment is to do this podcast

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where we interview everyone in the afterlife and Clayton. For

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those who are unfamiliar, you were the little brother of Satan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Chris, I think they know the purse of the show.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, if there's new people, new people jumping in.

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Speaker 1: Have you ever looked one a podcast and be like, yeah,

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episode one hundred and fourth, that's the one that I'm

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going to start on.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Cool, Okay, Well, anyways, how's our store looking, Chris?

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Speaker 1: Last time we talked, we had a little meeting. Had

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you ever spit roast? Not the sexual one, the actual

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physical spit roast?

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Speaker 2: You were burning? And I told you you need to

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make more merch.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and we did. It's a brainstorming. Yeah, and you

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came up.

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Speaker 4: With I thought was a really good idea for merch

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six six six merch. That's right, you know, like get

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people who are into hell. Yeah, make them represent it's easy.

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Speaker 2: It's public domain. No one owns six sixty.

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Speaker 4: Six exactly, and we got some merch. It's come in

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and I'm pretty excited to see how it turned out.

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Speaker 1: All right here, this box is merch. Give it an

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open smell that smell. Wow, this is nice. Wow.

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Speaker 4: We notice they're not in pink. Come in lots of colors,

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but not pink. Chris, What, Chris? I have one one

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one small tiny.

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Speaker 2: Issue one qualm. Okay, yeah, yeah. You see how it

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says six sixty six, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: When I flipped the shirt over like how a normal human,

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a normal goddamn human would wear it.

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Speaker 2: It says nine. I'm not German, Chris.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be six sixty six right side up.

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Speaker 2: Six sixty six upside down nine nine nine. Do you

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see that? You see the fuck up here? Chris? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's not how many of these? Bet it's not.

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It's probably just one miss.

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Speaker 2: Hold on, let me go through this whole box.

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Speaker 1: Yep, that one extra extra?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What about the shorts we.

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Speaker 2: Got shorts made? Yeah? No, no, these are also saying nine

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ninety nine.

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Speaker 3: Well those could maybe someone could put on, cut a hole,

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make a skirt wear it backwards.

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Speaker 1: You're saying you want to make the shirts into shorts

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so that their dicking balls are hanging out where the

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neck goes. Is that what you're saying, Chris, that.

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Speaker 3: Could be a fix. That's a good idea that I mean, yeah,

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that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Well, if you want these great shirts, yeah, phenomenal shirts.

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Speaker 3: We got a lot to offload.

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Speaker 2: How many exactly?

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Speaker 3: Well? I tried to order six hundred and sixty sixty

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nine shirts, got it?

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Speaker 2: Okay? Great?

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Speaker 5: Great? Great?

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Speaker 2: Sorry, super duper great.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, we've got just short of a thousand

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shirts to sell, so please go to what's our.

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Speaker 3: R L store dot good Morning from hell dot com.

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Speaker 2: Okay, did you say that with a lot of confidence?

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Speaker 1: So go to store dot good Morning from hell dot

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com to get your nine nine nine shirt today.

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Speaker 3: Fuck?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, moving on, I've been using LinkedIn. Yeah,

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I love LinkedIn.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's one of our hatredon perks. Is you get

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to friend Clayton on LinkedIn? I guess yep? Is do

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you have friends?

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Speaker 3: Is that a thing? Or are they connection currently?

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Speaker 2: Let me let me check.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna look it up. I have one friend, Krista Marris.

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Yep here, let me let me make a quick post.

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Oh I can use AI. Okay, celebrating Christen Marris for

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being the most SuPAR employee I have ever had. Feeling

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thankful for this hashtag work milestone, hashtag fuck this guy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, host that was all AI generated.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, no, this is great AI the future The

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future is now got a new poll b hashtag grateful,

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hashtag best boss at nesley?

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Speaker 2: What the hell?

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Speaker 5: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Let me see how much should I pay Chris minimum wage?

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Speaker 2: Hmm?

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Speaker 1: Charge him to be my employee? Like that one dog

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kibble or Clayton coin. So you choose connect with me

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on LinkedIn by subscribing to our hatreon on Chris, I'm

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gonna message you using AI.

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Speaker 2: I just have to click. I don't even have to

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type it in.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Chris, have a great day.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome one hundred yards.

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Speaker 1: Thanks in advance. It's my pleasure. Why don't you responding

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to me? So I don't have where are you? I'm dead?

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What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm dead? Where are you? I don't have access to

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my LinkedIn?

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Speaker 2: You know what? I love AI? This is great? This

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is good stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Oh we got to roast someone too, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,

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So let's get into our roast of this week. Just

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as a reminder, if you are a follower on Hatreon,

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you can have your name submitted and we roast a

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person a week and we're gonna get through everybody. It's

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like shutouts, but worse because we're just gonna make fun

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of you. Yep, we see this week we've got Tony

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un Chris. They are not here. Stop saying hi to

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the person. I'm looking at a spreadsheet there. Tony is

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not with us, not yet, okay, right yeah, true to

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is a punk rock vegan guy, big horror fan, born

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and raised in Denver, Colorado. That's a lot to unpack

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right there.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, I think being vegan might be the least punk rock.

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Speaker 1: I maybe, Uh, their story is gonna pick up it

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has to. Let me see, I am a manager at

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an Applebee's, also the least punk rock thing you could do.

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Speaker 2: Well, you're so punk rock working at that Applebee's.

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Speaker 1: Will you blast Green Day on those speakers?

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Speaker 2: Wow? I'd love to see all the flair that they've

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got on their vest. So punk rock?

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me see their story? Is they once slipped

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on an ice cube and fell on their ass in

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front of a dining room full of people. That must

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have been I assume at the Applebee's.

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Speaker 4: Wow that so anyway, you work at Applebee's and you

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somehow made it more embarrassing.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh wow, Well we think right.

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Speaker 2: I think you're great, Tony.

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Speaker 1: Hey, if you're If you're a good morning from Hell

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and you go to Denver, Colorado, make sure you visit

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your local Applevie's and say hi to Tony, but watch

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out because they might slip on their ass if there

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is ice rock on Tony, Good for you.

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Speaker 4: So who's our guest for this week? I assume someone's

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spooky because it's in October.

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Speaker 2: It's a fair assumption. Chris.

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Speaker 1: That's the first thing you've done right all day today. Yeah,

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it's October. It's scary October.

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Speaker 2: Ah.

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm a big horror movie guy, so yeah,

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you know I love the Alien franchise. You know, have

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you ever seen those movies?

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Speaker 2: Chris?

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Speaker 4: I saw parts of the first one.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what do you remember about it?

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Speaker 1: Sounds like you had your tongue halfway down some poor

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woman's throat and you don't actually watch movies.

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Speaker 4: I mean it was on TV. Okay, so you know,

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kind of censored. Okay, there's some aliens in it, and

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they think they kill some people.

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Speaker 5: Greats.

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Speaker 1: Wow, you know it might have been predator nomenal and

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we're going to bring in a xenomorph xenomorph queen. So hey,

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actually she's right outside, Zinny, come on in, Come on in, ZINNI.

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Speaker 5: Hi, got just color, sit quietly, don't cloak your sister.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 5: Hi everybody. How's it going so good?

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Speaker 2: So you brought some of your your little uh little

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guys huh.

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Speaker 5: Uh yeah, I mean there's so many of them. I

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mean you you can't leave them at home because you know,

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they end up eating the housekeeper and stuff. So yeah,

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you know, tagging along take your kids to work. It's fun.

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Speaker 1: I'm having trouble keeping track. How many little ones do

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we have with us today?

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Speaker 5: Oh like four thousand or so? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, rambunctious.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, nice big waiting room you got out there. That's

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that's real great, love it.

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Speaker 1: They're all skittering around putting black mucus on our walls

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and really liking what they're doing with the interior design.

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Speaker 2: It's nice.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys aren't like attached to your interns at all,

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are you? I mean no, no, no, no, right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, actually Chris is a great babysitter by

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Speaker 5: Not amazing. I would love that. I would love to

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have a spa day. It's been like one hundred and

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forty seven years. Yeah, so that'd be great.

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Speaker 2: You can connect with them on LinkedIn.

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't know if I'm super qualified for what

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you're I haven't really babysat so many at once or

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eighty ever.

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Speaker 5: I mean, they take care of themselves at a certain point, right,

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you know, the old ones raise the younger ones, and

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then the eggs just kind of sit there because they're eggs.

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Speaker 2: That's easy. Chris.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, you never never really stop. Oh god,

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hold on, give me a second.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh yoh.

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Speaker 5: God, oh sorry about that. Sorry about the carpet. I'll

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pay for it.

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Speaker 3: Are you okay? Are you sick?

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Speaker 5: Oh no, I'm I'm great euphoric. Like it's really there's

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nothing like the feeling right after when you get to

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hold it in your arms. But I'm just gonna set

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it down the floor here though, because it's you know,

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it's a giant gross looking.

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Speaker 1: Egg actually an egg we were talking. Yeah, no, she

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didn't take a ship, Chris. That's the miracle of life, right.

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Speaker 5: I mean I understand the confusion given how they look,

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and you know what, sometimes parts are close together when

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you're pushing. Shit happens. But like it's an egg.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, chrisy you know, I think that this is

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a great opportunity for you to have a learning experience.

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So why did you go ahead and hold onto that egg?

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And I think Zenny's gonna really love to see you

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hold onto her new baby.

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Speaker 5: All right, just get up close, don't be shy, and

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they're stronger than you think.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, So I just like hold it in my arms.

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I need to keep it.

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Speaker 5: Warm or just get your face right up close to

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it so it can see who you are and the

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princh on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, whisper, sweeten, nothing's at it?

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, look I think it's I think it's moving.

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I can think I could see it's heart beat.

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Speaker 2: It's heart beat.

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Speaker 3: Inside.

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Speaker 4: It's just like that scene for Jurassic Oh honey.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it's talking.

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Speaker 2: It's so nice.

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Speaker 5: Wow, Chris, I mean she does seem smart for her age,

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that's true. It's wild. I mean, like you give birth

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to them and then the next day they're sticking their

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tails around people's necks and they're something down people's throats.

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You know, they grow up so fast. Oh yeah, no,

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don't worry about it. She's not lactose intolerant. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, calm down, Chris, you're being dramatic. So Zinny, you know,

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tell me you've been down here in hell for a minute.

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How did you get down here? What's what's your story?

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Speaker 5: You know, you're just trying to take care of your kids, right,

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You're trying to be a good mom, trying to keep

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them all in one place. But apparently that place was

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full of colonists, which like AKA food or whatever. And

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then this bitch walks up trying to tell me how

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to treat my kids in some power lifting suit or whatever.

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can't let someone disrespect your family like that. So I

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chased her down onto a spaceship and then she just

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ejected me out into literal space, which tends to kill

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you most of the time.

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Speaker 1: And then from my understanding, you then floated into like

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the Earth region atmosphere. That's how you're kind of in

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our afterlife jurisdiction exactly.

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Speaker 5: I mean everyone's afraid of people, all aliens like me

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coming to Earth. But like, where do you think we

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go when we die? Like here? Obviously? Yeah? Rack or

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put it doubt sharing. You've got to share the inter anyway,

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thank you. Yeah, yeah, so that's how I ended up here.

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Speaker 2: Chris, are you doing.

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Speaker 5: Great? Question? We've got him in a really great daycare

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and where think it's gonna set them up to get

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them into a good school later on. Yeah, it's been

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really really nice. No, dog, what is this a prison quality?

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Stop it? Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Raglars is a strong one. I think he's got

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it potential.

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Speaker 5: He's rambunctious. Yes, I mean I would call it leadership qualities, Chris, Yeah,

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you're right. Yeah, he's like an e NFP you.

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Speaker 2: Know, oh for sure? Oh ifj oh oh.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I could see that too, Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 2: So you know, what what do you do in hell?

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Speaker 1: You got four thousand mouths to feed, I'm assuming you know,

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plus the eggs, So like, what do you do to

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stay busy and to you know, do for work.

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Speaker 5: I mean lots of cooking obviously, because I mean for

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starters eggs, but secondly, four thousand of these mouths to feed.

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But that's been a really nice parlay into like mom

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fluencing here down at where I'm like making my own

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ketch up, even though there's no way I actually have

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time to do that. But yeah, just trying to like

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create a nice warm environment for these kiddos so that

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they grow up to wreak havoc on the universe. So

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trying to set them up for success.

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Speaker 2: Picked a great spot.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh you got it?

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Speaker 3: Oh oh well, chrisy it came off?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they do that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, it's taking a nap on the ground. I

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think it's just kind of sitting there.

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Speaker 5: It's a phase.

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Speaker 2: Don't work, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 4: Well I thought I was gonna like it would be

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on me forever or I would, you know, die, and

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then I mean forever.

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Speaker 5: They don't stay kids forever, Chris, obviously, like they grow

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up at some point. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh Chris, it's the bird you know that made this

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tough for some mad reads. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Here you feeling, chrisy feeling good? You're looking good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel I feel fine.

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Speaker 2: Honestly, your your face looks so moisturized right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, like those skin masks.

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Speaker 4: I thought I thought it would like, you know, eat

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me or something. I guess it's just needed, like warmth

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or something like a newborns like.

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Speaker 1: I like that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's honestly, it's kind of a nice experience to

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be that close to a child. Do you really feel

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kind of the emotional connection there.

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Speaker 3: It's it's been a while since I've actually been hug Yeah,

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you know, so it was nice. And what was that

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one's name? I didn't cat and catch it.

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Speaker 5: Oh, we didn't name that one yet. Let's choose. I'm

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thinking Kaylin, Kaylin, Raydalinlen, Cassidy, Yeah, Bailey, Kaylin.

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Speaker 2: All five of those words.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, just pick one some sort of Lynlee

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at the end of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that I love that.

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Speaker 3: I really like Brassidy line.

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Speaker 2: That is so heartwarming is what that is?

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Speaker 1: Isn't that right?

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Speaker 2: Chris? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: It really does, like you get to know a little

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you get you get to know the little ones, and

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it really doesn't Sorry, you might want.

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Speaker 5: To take some like ant acid for that. If you

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mix it up with a little bit of like apple

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cider vinegar at my home.

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Speaker 4: It's probably just all the ship I ate earlier. Sure,

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you know it kind of gives you heartburn.

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Speaker 5: I mean, if you're gonna be there for the kids,

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like you gotta eat right and take care of yourself. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well I just have to eat a lot of shit.

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Speaker 2: He's not talking about junk food.

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Speaker 3: I mean literal shit. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean.

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Speaker 1: Oh, Chris, you really need some fiber. I mean that

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you're doubled over from whatever is in your body right now.

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Speaker 2: He's shaking life.

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Speaker 5: Okay, agreednn.

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Speaker 1: Look at her, brasiity Linn. You are so cute, rass

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with those teeth whirl. Yes, No, it's way with Ragnar,

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just playing just one of the gang.

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Speaker 5: Hey, maybe is this raw? I will pull this car over.

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It works even if you're in a room. Yeah, so yeah,

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I know that can be, I mean, such an intense experience,

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but honestly, I wouldn't trade it for the world. So

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how are you feeling, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's just a dead body right now. He's just

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he's just being a little dramatic. Just give him a second.

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He'll be back in a second.

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Speaker 5: You know, humans so weak honestly.

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Speaker 2: So I know, I know, should really work.

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Speaker 5: Out before you do something that intense.

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Speaker 3: Seriously, Oh, oh my god, Chris, you got a big

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old health your your hole is showing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, big old gape and hole in your chest.

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Speaker 2: Here, here's a tissue.

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Speaker 4: Oh thank you.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna dab it old sorry.

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Speaker 1: Oh ah ah ah. Yeah, So z Any, you're obviously

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not from this planet. And I'm sure you've been to

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some like really lovely places across the galaxy. Can you

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tell us about like other locations you visited in your time?

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Speaker 5: Look, before I became a mom, you know, back in

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my wild years, I will all over you ever been

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to Jupiter? It is wild, It's like the ebtha of

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the Solar system. Yeah, you just get freaky.

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Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah, that's so great.

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Speaker 1: And and then like I'm sure you've encountered like other

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extraterrestrials as well, Like, I mean, what can you tell

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us about like predators.

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Speaker 5: Oh you'd think he'd be all talk, but no, he

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is all action. Like you have not truly lived until

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you've seen those three dots appear on your you know

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what is all I'm saying.

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Speaker 3: So you'll I've seen that movie a lot.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know what I mean, toxic, toxic. We

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fought the whole time. But I mean sometimes that's where

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the magic is, you know, like just the passion. And

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it was just a fling. But I mean, if you

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look in the waiting room, you'll see a couple that

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you know, they've got the locks and some of the faces.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, real rough when they come out of the chest.

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But you know, I mean it's kind of nice that

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they look like their dad that way. No, it was

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a good time. It was a fun experience. Part of

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what you know, grew me into me.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, do you have a main dad?

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Speaker 5: I'm just single mom in it out here, just powerful, strong,

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confident in my abilities. I am the queen and I

479
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don't need no man. Is it nice to sometimes have one? Sure?

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But then just you know, pick off a colonist as

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a snack, you know, like they're around right. And look,

482
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here's the thing. When I was younger, I would have

483
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so many other xenomorphs just like fawning all over me,

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like two hundred of them, all just like, oh, I

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want to be with the queen and it's just too much,

486
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you know, like I can't make everyone happy, right, so

487
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like sometimes I just got to do me for me,

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that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thoral power. I love that. I think this is

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a superbrilliant time to say yas queen, Yes queen indeed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So what other kind of like species have you met?

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I know I've heard about this guy Et oh e T.

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Speaker 5: I mean that finger no way, oh well, I mean

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it lights up and warm, vibrating.

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Speaker 3: I see that in the movie.

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Speaker 5: Wonderful but very clinging. I mean you think Et phone home.

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Et also phoned me too many times, like texted me

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twenty eight times. I've got all the kids. I can't

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be here constantly managing the emotions of some homesick little guy.

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Speaker 2: I didn't expect that from me. T.

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Speaker 1: You know, you see him and you think he's just

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kind of like a dad bod or whatever that is.

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Speaker 2: Does have kind of a dad bod, Yeah he does.

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Speaker 5: But you know what dad pods are in right now?

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Right for sure, I'm into a soft guy who's gonna

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be in touch with his emotions. But just like I

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can't be carrying you the whole time. I can't constantly

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have you in my bicycle basket.

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Speaker 2: Chris was looking great there for a minute, and then

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he had the hole in his chest.

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Speaker 5: Sure, sure, sure, but girls love scars.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, this's a big one. It's kind of like a

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belly button, but like an extra one, right, I can

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see through. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When you all were seeing each other, didn't get to clinging,

516
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just turn all white and sickly and pale and start dying.

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Speaker 5: Or oh yes. And he would call me and be like,

518
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this is me without you, And I'm like, you've got

519
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like four other FBI agents there. Just talk to one

520
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of them. It's just a lot.

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Speaker 2: What a piece of ship? Well, you know, we haven't

522
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seen Brassity Linen a minute. Where is she Rassity.

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Speaker 5: Lynn Marie Zamore.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Oh she's coming, she's right there, right to attention.

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Speaker 5: Whoa she and so shining?

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Speaker 3: Wow?

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Speaker 5: Beautiful EXI spelts and baby turn around, turn around?

528
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Speaker 2: Wow, Go say hi to Chris. Go say to your

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popeye from uncle Clayton. There's Chris.

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Speaker 5: You remember me. Soft kisses, tiny mouth on a.

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Speaker 1: Tiny mouths gives yeah, multiple kisses repeatedly in your face.

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Speaker 5: Remember you should ask consent before you kiss people logs.

533
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But it's too late, too late.

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Speaker 2: Wow, they're just so cute, you know what. This is

535
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almost like a play day. We should just let them

536
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have fun, let them go off and do their thing.

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You know, she's looked at him off the ground. He's

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swinging around her tail.

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Speaker 5: It's set christ so strong, yeah strong, you are.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, Zinny, it's been such a pleasure having you

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buy we're having me Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And you know we should just do this more often.

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Speaker 1: We should have Chris watch the kids while you get

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out and just do your thing. Girl, you need to

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go out, and you responded, thank you.

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Speaker 5: So much, of course, Chris, don't be so rough with her.

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Speaker 3: She's a baby, yeah Chris.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Well, anyways, thank you guys for listening. That was another

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episode of Good Morning from Hell. You can check us

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out at good Morning from Hell dot com and uh hey,

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if you follow us on Haterereon, you know you have

553
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an opportunity to meet up with me on LinkedIn. Uh

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and then you can also get get burns. You know

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you can get you can get get a little burned.

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I see anything else?

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Speaker 2: Add you can get whatever our shirts yes, stort that

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Good Morning from Hell dot com.

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Speaker 5: Know you do.

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Speaker 3: What is hirtsh shirt?

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Speaker 2: I think you're trying to give you a shirt?

562
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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I can't fit it over my gigantic

563
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plated head, but Brassity can probably fit it. Jer Yes,

564
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you look so cute, honey. You share it though, yes?

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Speaker 3: Share?

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Speaker 5: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? All right, well all right, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 4: Hell Clayton, thank you so much, Paige Wesley for returning

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to Good Morning from how You've been the Girl from

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the Ring?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 5: What else?

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Speaker 2: I was your first episode with.

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Speaker 5: My first episode as a cult leader.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, always a pleasure to have you on. Thank you

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so much.

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Speaker 5: It's so much fun. Always always a pleasure.

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Speaker 2: You're one of those people that we can like, we

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just needed like a really solid episode. Who can we

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turn to, Paige Wesley?

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Speaker 5: I appreciate.

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Speaker 3: So you have a bunch of really awesome podcasts. Can

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00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,000
you go through them quickly?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, so I mean cult podcast obviously that's

585
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why I played a cult leader. And then I've also

586
00:27:09,799 --> 00:27:12,359
got Horror Virgin, which is about horror movies and Romancing

587
00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:14,559
the pod, which is about romance movies and you can

588
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find them everywhere.

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Speaker 1: Podcasts happen, that's right, And Chris and I are appearing

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on a couple of those.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, by the time this comes out, Blaine will have

592
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been on romancing the pod to do true Lies, and

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we may have also snug Chris into So depending on

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when there's hits.

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Speaker 3: All three are great shows, really just great. I mean

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00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:36,519
you're like the podcast Queen Oh thanks and xenomorph Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And then is there anywhere on social media that people

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can follow you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you can follow me at Rampage Wesley on most

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social media platforms TikTok, Instagram, et cetera, except for Twitter,

601
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where I'm still Paige Wesley because I got that se

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O first.

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Speaker 4: So you know, go, And next week we're going to

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talk about why we're going to hell, and I'm going

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to talk about the sins we've committed with children.

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Speaker 3: And that sounded so wrong. That sounded wrong?

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Speaker 1: Whoa, Chris, No, it's our Hatreon exclusive show. I think

608
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this episode I'm gonna word this. We're going to talk

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children in childhood related sins that we have committed. There's

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no way of phrasing that that it doesn't sound wrong.

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But anyways, if you want to see us stumble through that,

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just follow us on Hatreon and you can hear that episode,

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so yeah, we'll see over there next week. Also, just

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as a heads up, good Morning from Hell as a

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bi weekly show. We wanted to launch with three consecutive

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weeks of episodes, but now we're switching to a biweekly

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release cadence. Now that we're past launch, we are a

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very small team. We also wanted to make sure that

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we kept a good work life balance. But if you

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want us in your life every Monday every week, then

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go to our Patreon. It's over at good Morning from

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Hell dot com. We have the Why We're Going to

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Hell show that's going to be coming out on the

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Mondays that the main show is not going to be releasing.

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It's a very good show. We have a ton of

626
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,480
other perks over at the Patreon, so please check that out. Yeah,

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thank you guys so much for the awesome long We're

628
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excited to be back. You know, maybe down the road,

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if we get enough support and we have the resources

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to do it, we can do a weekly release, but

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until then we're just gonna do every other week.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much, Paige. Always a pleasure, and thanks

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for listening. Bye bye,