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<v Speaker 1>It is the Ben and Skin Show ninety some point

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<v Speaker 1>one the Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a great five o'clock hour coming up, including

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<v Speaker 1>some JJ Reddick audio that we weren't able to get

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<v Speaker 1>to yesterday because guy, we spent so much time talking

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<v Speaker 1>Luka Doncics and there were so many angles, but we

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<v Speaker 1>were never able to get to that. I think you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna want to hear it. And then Kat has something

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<v Speaker 1>special for us to end the show in the big finish.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it when he utilizes the Ben and Skin

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<v Speaker 1>way back machine, So do stick around for that. But

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<v Speaker 1>right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time to play the Today Game. It's a game.

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<v Speaker 3>It's tochnic Today.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go take it away, you jack wagons.

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<v Speaker 4>It is time to play the Today A game for Today.

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<v Speaker 4>April eleventh, twenty twenty five. I don't know why I

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<v Speaker 4>said that weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the way you handled it, though, dude, Today

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<v Speaker 1>Game you started like rocketing.

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<v Speaker 4>Play Today game and Today? Do I hear one? Do

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<v Speaker 4>I hear one? Does anybody have one? One one one?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't watch here.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be disappointed if the Today Game isn't always like

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<v Speaker 2>this now and it's time to play the Today game.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep your hands to you. Also just does sound like

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Matthews.

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<v Speaker 4>No, guys, skinned sister Gretchen is having a birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>That is one.

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<v Speaker 3>Of the most famous people named Gretchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably I want to hear a funny, weird fun fact

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<v Speaker 1>about my sister. Yeah, that's a great drop. If they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have a music bet underneath it. She does not

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<v Speaker 1>have a middle name. Wow, what don't have a middle name?

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<v Speaker 1>That's awesome? Why they just I forgot I not last minute?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we signed the birs stificate. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they thought that they couldn't come up with a good

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<v Speaker 1>middle name that they felt like phonetically, like my name

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<v Speaker 1>is very rhythmic, Jeffrey Williams Wade, like it's you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it's yeah. But but for my sister, it's like Gretchen Wade.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, what's a what's a Wanda Gretchen Wanda Wade. What's

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<v Speaker 4>a female name that starts with a W.

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<v Speaker 1>One syllable is probably yeah, Wren and and and then

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of people will do in that time period,

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<v Speaker 1>will do like, like, my mom's middle name is Jane, Betsy,

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<v Speaker 1>Jane Betsy dying, and then a lot of people will

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<v Speaker 1>put Anne in there, like if you have multiple syllables

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<v Speaker 1>and just one of one word punching there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, Gretchen Anne Wade, it could have yeah, but.

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<v Speaker 5>Then yeah that's true, And now she can just go

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<v Speaker 5>by g D.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not far from like just being chare you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Seven to one? And I think she believes in love

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<v Speaker 2>after love. What if she just said no name and

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<v Speaker 2>it was just Wade, that'd be dope. I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she's a badass, and uh, she's so unbelievably smart

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<v Speaker 4>and cool and funny and uh supportive of us and

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<v Speaker 4>everything we've done in our crazy adventure and uh man

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<v Speaker 4>she has. Actually she's helped me a lot. She's just

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<v Speaker 4>giving us parenting advice, which she's really good at that.

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<v Speaker 4>She told me she tried to misdirect you as a

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<v Speaker 4>frank right, she should probablyhould change your numbers so we

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<v Speaker 4>don't bother her all the time. But happy birthday, Gretchen.

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<v Speaker 4>We love you very much. Joe Dirt was released on

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<v Speaker 4>this daye in two thousand and one.

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<v Speaker 2>Freshly scrubbed the floor, spick and spandy, Joe, did you

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<v Speaker 2>use the stuff with the tiny scrubbing bubbles.

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<v Speaker 3>They cleaned the bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>So you don't have tea.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe Dirt's amazing. I know you guys, It's just not

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<v Speaker 3>going to be your time period.

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<v Speaker 1>He did a Sandler laugh in there, didn't he a

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<v Speaker 1>yeah kind of That movie's great.

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<v Speaker 5>I've never seen so much quotable crap. Yeah, that was

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<v Speaker 5>our two in baseball. That was you know, like one,

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<v Speaker 5>two three, you know, like you know how like a

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<v Speaker 5>go team, Yeah, team or win. We didn't want two

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<v Speaker 5>three Joe Dirt. Oh nice, man. I respect that our

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<v Speaker 5>whole fan you all had Joe Dirt mullets, absolutely did,

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<v Speaker 5>and we were hard to beat.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. I used to say the secret is in Joe Dirt.

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<v Speaker 4>Huh yep, guys. Texas Stadium was imploded on this, Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>Galkay, that is a gallahy r section.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, it takes your stadium.

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<v Speaker 5>And now there's gonna be a resort there now, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>there's not there is without game big stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Ben's best assessment of the final home game in that

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<v Speaker 1>building was that Baltimore Ravens had two run bombs.

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<v Speaker 3>They had on Zimmer's defense.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, god, man, I remember how shady it was like

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<v Speaker 4>different parts of the stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd walk in You're like, I don't feel safe here.

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<v Speaker 5>That sucked. Let's be honest. It was concrete and dangerous,

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<v Speaker 5>like a dark alley. Yeah there was The field wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>even even Yeah there's hills on it. There was a

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<v Speaker 5>whole black market in section one oh five.

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<v Speaker 3>Terrible place. Man parking sucked.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out to Crazy ra man Ah.

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<v Speaker 4>That guy know to this day, big listener he was.

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<v Speaker 4>When he listened, he would listen to stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Guys. It's National Pet Day.

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<v Speaker 1>And I believe you have a filter turned on in

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<v Speaker 1>the video settings.

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<v Speaker 2>We're trying. Did you hear me, Judge, I can hear you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a filter.

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<v Speaker 5>It is.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know how to remove it.

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<v Speaker 5>I've got my assistant here, she's trying to but oh,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm here live.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not I'm not a cat.

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<v Speaker 2>K T. What kind of a dog would you be?

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<v Speaker 5>Me? A half Corgie, half Australian Shepherd? How often do

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<v Speaker 5>you think about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin? At once a month. I always think of you

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<v Speaker 2>as a pug. No, I'm not a pub I think

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<v Speaker 2>he's a French bulldog.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's always always got saliva dripping down his ja.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm cuter than that. He's always sniffing butts and humping legs.

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<v Speaker 4>Kind of a wiener dog. Winder dog is pretty cute.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you see a winder dog walking around? Get your

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<v Speaker 4>just dogs. I don't like the ones have blushy faces.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that is. You like a shorn

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<v Speaker 2>you like? I don't like that. I think you're Yorky.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of dogs terrier, to be honest, a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>You're talking about a dog that has a big mustache

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<v Speaker 4>and a goate, Like, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't like that at all. Oh God.

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<v Speaker 2>The other night, we're at a party and Simon is

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<v Speaker 2>Mike's dog, right our dog.

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<v Speaker 4>He didn't go up to anyone that was entering the party,

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<v Speaker 4>but the one person he did, he ran.

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<v Speaker 2>No kt He's had bad dog and Simon are cool.

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<v Speaker 3>We got way back?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that it? There you go?

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<v Speaker 4>There is the Today game for today. Good Friday, April

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<v Speaker 4>the eleventh,