Speaker 1: The beanie bitches, riturn and hopefully ready because it's time
Speaker 1: they get weird.
Speaker 2: She's about to get weird. Be preparing for it to
Speaker 2: get weird. Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get real weird with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 2: Word where get?
Speaker 1: Where?
Speaker 2: Are you ready to get weird with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1: I'm ready to.
Speaker 2: Listen already because you're listening Judy two hundred and ten
Speaker 2: episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 1: Okay, my name's Hoddy'. And then every week we come
Speaker 1: together give you the weird stories from our lives, the streets,
Speaker 1: the sheets, the ups, the downs, all rounds, the urana,
Speaker 1: the bedrooms and the living rooms, in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: the kitchens. Don't forget the kitchen and just have a
Speaker 1: good time, you know, with each other with your backseat
Speaker 1: conversation if you're driving the car and stuck in traffic,
Speaker 1: and if you don't drive, Hey, where those two randoms
Speaker 1: on the talking to each other very loudly on the metro.
Speaker 2: Very loud, very loud, and very like you.
Speaker 1: Have AirPods in Like, how the hell I can't put
Speaker 1: my air pods in anymore. And I soundproof.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know these cars talking so loud?
Speaker 2: What the hurt? Man?
Speaker 1: So? How many pages you get through? Fourth Wing?
Speaker 2: We buy you the book last week? Bought the book
Speaker 2: last week. I'm on chapter three.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I think that's the reason why you have
Speaker 1: some some some stink in it now, because you bought it,
Speaker 1: so you have to like, well, I justify.
Speaker 2: The perchin Oh No, no, no, I think it was
Speaker 2: more because I wanted to read it because you because
Speaker 2: you were gonna. I knew you wanted your thing back,
Speaker 2: you wanted your book back. So I wasn't trying to
Speaker 2: read as fast as possible, but you took it faster.
Speaker 2: Did she finish it, by the way or no? Damn
Speaker 2: these damn these readers.
Speaker 1: That's all. I don't know how Sauce read that book
Speaker 1: in a day. It's got five hundred pages. And like,
Speaker 1: did you not do anything at all? Because I read
Speaker 1: that book? I gotta watch a TV show, I gotta
Speaker 1: watch play a video game. I can't I can't pay
Speaker 1: stit still for that long.
Speaker 2: No, but another couple of a couple of the frame
Speaker 2: and reached out to me, but also to borrow No,
Speaker 2: they were saying, hey, read it. The first couple of
Speaker 2: chapters are slow. You're gonna love it, like my good
Speaker 2: friend Aaron. She reached out and said to go ahead
Speaker 2: and read it. So I was like, okay, all right,
Speaker 2: let me let me take it. Let me take a
Speaker 2: gander in this and read it. And uh uh, tonight,
Speaker 2: I can't read it because we've got beanie bitches happy
Speaker 2: hour this afternoon. I'm gonna I, well, I'll try to
Speaker 2: read it today, maybe see what happens before plenty of time.
Speaker 1: I brought my uh copy of Iron Flame if I
Speaker 1: was gonna hang out with you originally, but I can't
Speaker 1: now because I ain't got no hot lot of my apartment,
Speaker 1: so wat.
Speaker 2: Should be hot water there? And you just went back no.
Speaker 1: Well, so here's the thing. So over the weekend, the
Speaker 1: there was a leak on to the first floor apartment
Speaker 1: from you're well, they thought it's from we're on the
Speaker 1: second floor. So the mayonnaise guy came in Sunday night,
Speaker 1: like we thought, like random, someone's knocking on our door
Speaker 1: because More and I are both here, and he was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I gotta check your water here. There's a leak happen
Speaker 1: the same thing like three three weeks ago, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: this happened three weeks ago. The guy didn't say anything,
Speaker 1: and this is supposed to be a new water heater
Speaker 1: and came in. It's like, yours isn't leaking, it's the
Speaker 1: one above you. And so yesterday More works from Home
Speaker 1: spent all day hearing them install and reinstall a new
Speaker 1: water heater upstairs, and me thinks, I know. More I
Speaker 1: hates when I say, me thinks that them doing so
Speaker 1: cross wide or something into our water heater so we
Speaker 1: don't have hot water.
Speaker 2: How would the water heat above you go all the
Speaker 2: way down to the first floor but not affect.
Speaker 1: Your I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know.
Speaker 1: But apparently it's causing leaks. Where was it in the
Speaker 1: water heater room. The water heater is like a separate,
Speaker 1: like closet room we all have access to.
Speaker 2: Ye. Yeah, but why wouldn't it affect your room?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what. We didn't get
Speaker 1: any leaks in our apartment, but they got on the
Speaker 1: first floor. That's so because I guess it was leaking
Speaker 1: in our water heater area, and then that leaking was
Speaker 1: going down to the first, I don't know, but then
Speaker 1: the yeah, what was outside south in an outside room
Speaker 1: so we don't see it because on the patio. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: But then so your boy wakes up. Okay, normally shower
Speaker 1: takes like two minutes to warm up. That's okay. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 1: it's been five minutes, still luke warm, and still luke warm.
Speaker 1: On I gotta go all right, Well, maybe it's just
Speaker 1: the shower, maybe the pipe froze or something. Let me
Speaker 1: test the other faucets. No, they all cold, So you
Speaker 1: gotta go back and see what's happening.
Speaker 2: And what are they there? Now?
Speaker 1: I put the requests in at seven, so they should
Speaker 1: be there right now? Right?
Speaker 2: Do you have a cam in your house to see
Speaker 2: if they're there? Well?
Speaker 1: More is there?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: And it's well, But Moore is working from home, so
Speaker 1: she can't be like, oh, let me help you out
Speaker 1: with all this stuff. I gotta work from home.
Speaker 2: I got what is she gonna help them out with anything?
Speaker 1: Because Teddy is also loving. Teddy doesn't like strangers, So
Speaker 1: you keep.
Speaker 2: That dog hidden from everybody.
Speaker 1: None of you have met him. I've had him for
Speaker 1: five years. That's not on me, that's on you guys.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that you haven't brought the dog.
Speaker 1: Could I bring up?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, you're fine. Maybe one of these weeks and shifts
Speaker 1: I'll bring him in.
Speaker 2: You don't need to bring your dog? Why not?
Speaker 1: He's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's great, but no, because that just creates a
Speaker 2: president that everyone can bring the dog.
Speaker 1: Everyone can because you know they hate that. I love it,
Speaker 1: you know. But yeah, you boys gotta go back and
Speaker 1: do that. Then come back here frappy hours. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: It would be fun Beanie Bitch's Happy hour. Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: That's great. What are you writing down?
Speaker 1: It's writing down stuff we talked about so I can
Speaker 1: put an inscription.
Speaker 2: You know, you're so smart instead.
Speaker 1: Of being like, what did we talk about? I forgot already?
Speaker 2: Listen back to it. You know it's fun. You know.
Speaker 1: That's right. So apparently you want to talk about the
Speaker 1: Discovery of Witches, the phenomenon of which.
Speaker 2: Is a show on Netflix that I found. Apparently it
Speaker 2: was on AMC, but it was also on Tube.
Speaker 1: It's not Mayfair Witches. We found that it's.
Speaker 2: Called a Discovery of Witches. And I don't know the
Speaker 2: actors' names, but I love them and they're great. Maybel
Speaker 2: Fair is a Rice. That's An Rice's Mayfair Witches. It's
Speaker 2: a different show.
Speaker 1: I see Mayfair Riches and assume Anne Race is the actress,
Speaker 1: but it's Olexandre de Dario. No.
Speaker 2: Anne Rice is the author that wrote all these mainair
Speaker 2: Witch's books. She's the author. Just did not just say.
Speaker 1: That did best known for writing the Vampire.
Speaker 2: Yes, the Vampire. I had to do a commercial for
Speaker 2: The Mayfair Witches two years ago. That's why I know
Speaker 2: about Anne Rice. But this is the different thing that
Speaker 2: popped up my Netflix. And I don't know the actors' names,
Speaker 2: but I love them really much in the in a
Speaker 2: Discovery of Witches. So it's a good show to watch,
Speaker 2: and I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Is it is it scary?
Speaker 2: It's th really, it's not super scary. It's fun. It's
Speaker 2: a good pacing, and the acting is really good and
Speaker 2: the story's good. I like it so far.
Speaker 1: British show. Maybe you like dry humor.
Speaker 2: I love British hit my Noise South much. We're gonna
Speaker 2: sit here talk about Britain because I can't find anything
Speaker 2: else to watch now that I've watched land Man, Tulsa King, Severance, look, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. You guys and weird white people shows just
Speaker 2: don't don't do it for me.
Speaker 1: You're watching a Discovery of Witches from British.
Speaker 2: It's not an American Jo Severans has some jokes. I
Speaker 2: just don't find those people interesting.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you watch it.
Speaker 2: I like shrinking, Yeah, I like drinking. Watch d anybody
Speaker 2: like that?
Speaker 1: Smega? Dude? What's the Smoga musical show on Apple? Oh?
Speaker 3: I did want to watch that, but I don't have
Speaker 3: Apple TV anymore. Uh, the PlayStation has give you a
Speaker 3: free trial? How download Apple TV Plus on a PlayStation
Speaker 3: and then when you hover over, it'll be like you
Speaker 3: have a free trial.
Speaker 2: Really, I keeped outloaded, I thought then already came downloaded it. No, Oh,
Speaker 2: give you my gotcha Sorry to you too. Then I
Speaker 2: get my own tub if you're listening to this podcast
Speaker 2: right now. But then we also got to talk about
Speaker 2: the Big Game this Sunday.
Speaker 1: What are you doing staying at home and using your
Speaker 1: YouTube TV? Because I don't want to trust Toby trust
Speaker 1: Sorry to be not today?
Speaker 2: Wait does two be actually show games?
Speaker 1: Apparently to Be is supposed to be the streaming home
Speaker 1: of it. Not YouTube YouTube had no, because I don't know.
Speaker 1: YouTube is the official sponsor of the NFL. Director I
Speaker 1: guess the big game is I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, But you're just gonna sit at
Speaker 2: home and watch the game with your wife. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna make some Nancho's. You know.
Speaker 2: I saw a great notch of recipe Joe Cauth.
Speaker 1: Saying I wanted to go to be Dubs but then
Speaker 1: pick up some B dubs. She's like, ha, that's not happening.
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I got some cheese cards and
Speaker 1: some betas you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Crystal City, Okay, that's gonna be slammed though it.
Speaker 1: Was slammed for the Yeah, NFC Championship and.
Speaker 2: The AFC Championship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go to public pick it up. You go
Speaker 2: to public bards?
Speaker 1: Where you're going, are you?
Speaker 2: No, I'll be at my brother's housre maxis Swim. But
Speaker 2: if you want to go there, I work there as
Speaker 2: a manager. I know some people.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, table.
Speaker 2: Table for hoodie, you and your wife with my pretzel
Speaker 2: at That's soft house. That's the one next door. But
Speaker 2: sometimes you sneak it in for us that's because I'm there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's because I get that done.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but you know it is what it pretzels Pretzel.
Speaker 1: You gotta take us to the factory. That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: It's somewhere in Virginia.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You tell me where it's in, Alexandria. Sorry for the trip.
Speaker 1: We'll go and be like I own this establishment.
Speaker 2: I don't own that.
Speaker 1: Edwin, Oh my god, trying to get me. I am,
Speaker 1: mister Edwin V Can I actually.
Speaker 2: Tell you a weird thing he brought up to me
Speaker 2: the other day too, that he's all worried about us
Speaker 2: and stuff, like he's getting older, that he wants me
Speaker 2: to get an ekg? What an EKG? Wants me to go?
Speaker 2: Check my heart out?
Speaker 1: Alex Yeah, I get those all the time, Cardio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a pre existing condition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: Should I do?
Speaker 1: All I do is just put sticky things on your
Speaker 1: chest and then they zapia. I'm just joking and zapiya.
Speaker 1: They like it's like they just do a reading. That's
Speaker 1: all it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like should I do it? Why not?
Speaker 1: I mean it's good to know about some things, you know.
Speaker 2: What do they alas tell me. Then I got especially if.
Speaker 1: You have any regular heartbeat or stuff like that, that's
Speaker 1: what KG is usually for. And then you get the
Speaker 1: I forget, I get that. Then you get like the
Speaker 1: the actual like where they put what's the thing for
Speaker 1: babies sonogram? Yeah, they do a sonogram of your heart sometimes.
Speaker 2: Too really to take a long time to do the EKG.
Speaker 1: It's like an hour and most well that's for the
Speaker 1: sonogram stuff, so they do it or maybe EKG won't hurt.
Speaker 1: All it is is like that's like five minutes, so
Speaker 1: mm hmm. They like put it on you wait five
Speaker 1: minutes and not. We got the readings the you're good.
Speaker 2: Because you have what you have an aphibula or heart.
Speaker 1: I have missing a vow, missing part of my has
Speaker 1: two instead of three. You're tricuspid. I said, great in
Speaker 1: the Heart's Heart Subject of Biology and Health class because
Speaker 1: I'll be like, I know what this is. I see
Speaker 1: it every day. Normally your valve has three, so it
Speaker 1: kind of makes a little like but mine only has two,
Speaker 1: so it has to work harder. Really, yes, which is
Speaker 1: why sometimes I get some blood that goes in my
Speaker 1: heart that's old blood and doesn't get new bloods and
Speaker 1: the whole thing. But yeah, so.
Speaker 2: Do we have to like take you somewhere? Do we
Speaker 2: to pump you take.
Speaker 1: Me to church?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I know, I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well that's good, thank god. Sorry. Max has been
Speaker 2: sick the past.
Speaker 1: Couple of days quotation marks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, his mom just give me updates. You did
Speaker 2: say something earlier about that. You're like, you think he's
Speaker 2: playing us, but I don't think.
Speaker 1: He has in the past. He did that one time.
Speaker 1: He if he's not playing it, he definitely sold it
Speaker 1: more than he needed to.
Speaker 2: That's okay. The problem is that when he's with my
Speaker 2: dad in the warnings, my old man freaks out and
Speaker 2: doesn't know how to handle him because he's really he's
Speaker 2: really good at manipulating the old man.
Speaker 1: I'm not mad about because I did it back in
Speaker 1: the day. Everyone did it back in the day as
Speaker 1: a kid, like, oh, I gotta put something warm on
Speaker 1: my head, so my mom and let me stay. But
Speaker 1: secretly I want to play ww sack numbers raw, you know,
Speaker 1: like all.
Speaker 2: Right, but he doesn't have that stuff that my parents have.
Speaker 2: When I dropped off of the morning.
Speaker 1: Just says you two, that is his only then he
Speaker 1: went to see lanky Box or whatever. The hell.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's off.
Speaker 1: Typical gamer, typical gamer.
Speaker 2: He's also watching a lot of videos on how to
Speaker 2: build stuff in Fortnite.
Speaker 1: So o caso the streamer.
Speaker 2: Oh no, he likes uh Laser Beam and the Australian
Speaker 2: group What are there? Is like a bunch of ass
Speaker 2: guys that's played las Yeah, that Laser Bones and they
Speaker 2: curse a lot.
Speaker 1: I play a lot of g t A. No, they
Speaker 1: play a lot of for grand maybe okay, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: You know he's passing. He passed. You pass it on
Speaker 1: to him, and he'll pass it on to his generation.
Speaker 1: The sneakiness, sneakiness, Niggi's nigg you know, hopefully his just
Speaker 1: doesn't have fires, you know, all right, one freaking fire
Speaker 1: statue limitations.
Speaker 2: I was thirteen when that happened. It's over now. If
Speaker 2: you want to know about it, go back to one
Speaker 2: of people podcasts.
Speaker 1: And that was one of the pivotal talks you had
Speaker 1: when I had to drive you everywhere because you're busting knee.
Speaker 1: That was a spot I put the fire. I started
Speaker 1: a fire at Okay, cool, here's your here's your house.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you tell me.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you all funs.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the land, the lands. You know.
Speaker 2: We've talked to Dennis. That was a great, cool little
Speaker 2: conversation with him about our old man Dennis that works
Speaker 2: here at the radio station. He's lived in twenty different cities,
Speaker 2: and how he's saying that people that have never lived
Speaker 2: outside of different cities are very uncultured, which I thought
Speaker 2: was a potshot at me, because unfortunate, I've been stuck
Speaker 2: here my whole life.
Speaker 1: Oh stock here. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I think I'm a very cultured adult.
Speaker 1: Someone say that I might be stubborn, and a lot
Speaker 1: of people would say that I'm very aggressive. People would
Speaker 1: also say that, But I think.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty cultured. I'm very open minded.
Speaker 1: That is true. That is true. You know.
Speaker 2: So I don't give a crap what you do or
Speaker 2: who you are. Just don't annoy me.
Speaker 1: That's my big problem.
Speaker 2: Don't annoy him.
Speaker 1: You know you're fine.
Speaker 2: They're good to go, do you. I'll watch him with distance.
Speaker 2: I don't give a crap, but still piss me off.
Speaker 1: You know. But you know, you shouldn't piss off the
Speaker 1: gods of misconnections because it happens where it's three actual
Speaker 1: misconections from Washington, d C. Craigslist dot Org, m I S. E.
Speaker 1: Hues Freaker of DC, Maryland or Virginia. On a weekly basis.
Speaker 1: It keeps going, baby, Let's see if any updated it's ins.
Speaker 2: Like, oh it's Virginia.
Speaker 1: Last one was six hours ago. I will get to
Speaker 1: go first this time making sure. All right, So last
Speaker 1: week was in January, so I'll help us a lot
Speaker 1: with this one. I'm gonna go with where do your one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: A brief questionnaire for a women who ride the Red Line.
Speaker 1: There's so many women, attractive women riding the train in
Speaker 1: the mornings. I've always want wonder if there's someone went
Speaker 1: out there who have vivid metro fantasies. You got on
Speaker 1: a fantasy circle. You wrote it all the way to
Speaker 1: twin Brook.
Speaker 2: Should I bring back DJ Spicy Mike?
Speaker 1: You should? I don't know why you haven't done that,
Speaker 1: all right, you got like a week left to do that.
Speaker 2: I can write a story in a week.
Speaker 1: No A, I I did the other one in my mind. Wow,
Speaker 1: you can't. Tonight you're hanging out with me.
Speaker 2: Beforehand, you just erased it. You closed it. All all right,
Speaker 2: let's go the very first one six hours ago. Girl
Speaker 2: and black leggings and mustard top at self checkout. Thought
Speaker 2: you were a tractor and a little I hate that song, quirky.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'd like to take you out. Please comment if
Speaker 2: you got this all right? In McClean, Virginia. Another dirty girl.
Speaker 1: Black leggings at the self check what self check mustard
Speaker 1: find out? We will fine Union station. Ooh under the
Speaker 1: column red, under the column red smoking a sig. Awesome hair.
Speaker 1: I was going to approach you, but you look so
Speaker 1: peaceful smoking your cigarette. Boo. The calves are rolling by
Speaker 1: in your night. I was finishing my coffee and cookie.
Speaker 1: At my coffee A lot was going on amblets and show. Okay, stretchers.
Speaker 1: I liked your hair too, beautiful girl, I've ever see
Speaker 1: you again. I'll take a small moment of your time.
Speaker 1: Let me know if you want to see and have
Speaker 1: a coffee and smoke and talk about Union Station.
Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy, who's to smoke SIGs? That's impressive, lady of
Speaker 2: the night. I go back up. Go to Power Bud
Speaker 2: Hell Northern Virginia. Another Virginia. Stop it gotcha, gosh, Power
Speaker 2: Bud bud wanted. I could really use a friend. I
Speaker 2: lost one of my best friends a month ago and
Speaker 2: it's been hard to adjust. Could really use someone to
Speaker 2: talk to her, chat or grab a coffee with. Prefer
Speaker 2: male twenty to forty five in the Nova area. I'm
Speaker 2: sixty mixed black guy. If you're interested, to hit me
Speaker 2: back with your location and some information about yourself and
Speaker 2: we could chat more and see if and see if.
Speaker 2: I don't get back to you as soon, I will
Speaker 2: respond back over the next several days. Oh, somebody needs
Speaker 2: a friends be their friend, hoodie.
Speaker 1: Cable guy missing my teacher, woh damn, I miss you
Speaker 1: and your new sexy feet.
Speaker 2: What Burg Virginia.
Speaker 1: Sure, I don't know what cable guy, teacher and feet
Speaker 1: to do with each other. But I don't know.
Speaker 2: Deullas Airport. We gotta go to the airport. One go
Speaker 2: to the airport Dellas Airport. Talked our way to the
Speaker 2: garage from terminal. Didn't get your number because I'm dumb.
Speaker 2: Reply with the vehicle that you drove, so I know
Speaker 2: it's you. Ooh that's long. That is a long walk.
Speaker 2: So I don't want to talk to anybody the terminal
Speaker 2: in an airport order my car. That's that's impressive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's always those older people that are like, let's
Speaker 1: talk our lives. I'm like, no airpod's in see you.
Speaker 1: I'm not here to talk to you. I'm here to
Speaker 1: chill and entertain myself.
Speaker 2: Lady at Wegmans, Now, no, let's do.
Speaker 1: I did enjoy our chat? Oh? No, here go ladies
Speaker 1: need a foot rub? Ooh looking for a female to
Speaker 1: give a nice foot rub. Two no shrinks attached, any
Speaker 1: age size?
Speaker 2: Please let me know.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine male Latino.
Speaker 2: Good week and we and our last one, Eric, Where
Speaker 2: are we going? Harris Teeter, Gainsville.
Speaker 1: Are you sure you want to do that one? No?
Speaker 2: You said two cats were better Yeah, let's do. You
Speaker 2: said two cats are better than one. I've never experienced
Speaker 2: two cats at one time. I still want to just
Speaker 2: once picks to share an Indale. But it's Rockville that
Speaker 2: is interesting. They're willing to go to Adale. That's the furthest.
Speaker 2: They go furthest. I'll up for two cats and a
Speaker 2: one time.
Speaker 1: Wait, two cats in a one time that's our title
Speaker 1: right there. Two cats and one time, Well, well, we
Speaker 1: had a great time hanging out with us this week.
Speaker 1: Next week we might have an episode later in the week.
Speaker 1: We're kind of busy in the middle of Monday. Maybe
Speaker 1: we'll do it Monday because Tuesday Wednesday we have busy
Speaker 1: thing we can't talk about still the one thing, meetings, meetings,
Speaker 1: a lot of me. We might be flying, yeah, flying high,
Speaker 1: very patriotic with the with the shield Shield of Patriotism Act.
Speaker 1: Don't get us angry, don't We'll turn red red red plane.
Speaker 1: You can follow me at Andrew Hoodie with a why.
Speaker 1: You can follow Eric at mister Eric V. That's m
Speaker 1: R E R I c kV. Have a great week.
Speaker 1: Always remember it's okay to be weird. It got weird,
Speaker 1: didn't it. Yeah,