WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:04.559 It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of the 2 00:00:04.639 --> 00:00:09.560 Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday. We are going 3 00:00:09.599 --> 00:00:12.119 to discuss so many things this hour. We're going to 4 00:00:12.199 --> 00:00:17.280 talk about their Supreme Court justices versus our Supreme Court justices. 5 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:19.640 I'll get to that in just a few talk about 6 00:00:19.679 --> 00:00:22.320 a COVID reckoning or lack thereof. 7 00:00:22.399 --> 00:00:23.559 Someone's upset about it. 8 00:00:24.079 --> 00:00:26.600 Some guy, in fact, I'm gonna talk to him right now, 9 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:31.160 is thinking about changing careers. This may end up being helpful, 10 00:00:31.199 --> 00:00:33.679 maybe not all that and so much more coming up 11 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:36.280 on the final hour, the second hour. It's not our 12 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:38.240 final hour. I guess I'll do another one after that 13 00:00:39.079 --> 00:00:43.479 of the Jesse Kelly Show. Dear deer HALCNS, I like 14 00:00:43.520 --> 00:00:47.240 this guy. I'm thirty two years old. I'm considering a 15 00:00:47.280 --> 00:00:51.240 career change. I'd like to go into the trades because 16 00:00:51.280 --> 00:00:53.840 I'd like to work with my hands, and the current 17 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:58.359 job is lacking in several areas. If Trump's plan succeeds, 18 00:00:58.359 --> 00:01:00.920 we can expect more trade job so on and so forth. 19 00:01:01.719 --> 00:01:04.480 I currently have a full time job and a mortgage, 20 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:08.159 and based on the research I've done, not many trade 21 00:01:08.159 --> 00:01:13.200 schools offer part time training in short. Am I too 22 00:01:13.359 --> 00:01:16.799 old to go into a trade school? What advice would 23 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:21.480 you give? I'm giving myself six months to decide. Okay, 24 00:01:21.640 --> 00:01:27.560 so I'm gonna say this, and maybe this will apply 25 00:01:27.760 --> 00:01:29.719 to you and your life, and maybe it won't because 26 00:01:29.760 --> 00:01:33.599 people think about this stuff all the time, very common thing. 27 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:37.000 Should I change careers? I don't like my career. I'd 28 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:40.879 like to try this? Am I too old? Look it 29 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:44.239 applies to personal life. I want to get married. Am 30 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:46.920 I too old to try? Am I too old for this? 31 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:50.239 Am I too old to travel? I've always wanted to 32 00:01:51.079 --> 00:01:53.840 I've wanted to see Nepal? Am I too old? Am 33 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:59.120 I too old? So I should clarify that my answer 34 00:02:00.120 --> 00:02:02.439 I'm about to give right now is going to be 35 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:08.360 unbelievably tainted, not just by my own personal life, but 36 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:14.719 by the last six to eight months of my personal life. First, 37 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:18.960 you remember my dad died. That was about what eight 38 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:23.919 months ago? My dad died, still hurt. Then not long 39 00:02:23.960 --> 00:02:28.000 after that, one of my aunts died, wonderful woman, saint 40 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:33.039 of a woman. Now we just got more terrible family 41 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:37.680 news about someone else. So I've got death on the brain, 42 00:02:37.879 --> 00:02:40.039 right end of life on the brain. I've got it 43 00:02:40.080 --> 00:02:45.680 on the brain bad right now. And I'm a Kelly. 44 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:51.639 I'm forty three years old. The Kelly men do not 45 00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:52.719 live very long. 46 00:02:53.199 --> 00:02:53.840 We just do not. 47 00:02:55.120 --> 00:02:59.039 On my father's side, my grandpa didn't sniff sixty. On 48 00:02:59.080 --> 00:03:04.039 my dad's side, my dad died short of seventy. I think, yeah, 49 00:03:04.080 --> 00:03:06.919 he was like three weeks short of turning seventy. And 50 00:03:07.080 --> 00:03:10.719 he was, I'm pretty sure, comfortably the oldest of all 51 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:13.240 of his brothers. All his brothers are gone to The 52 00:03:13.319 --> 00:03:18.599 Kelly men do not live long. I probably won't see seventy. 53 00:03:18.759 --> 00:03:21.360 I would guess. If I see seventy, that's house money. 54 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:24.719 I know I won't see eighty. This won't happen for me. 55 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:26.120 I'm forty three. 56 00:03:28.280 --> 00:03:32.319 That's twenty seven years left, twenty seven years and I'm 57 00:03:32.360 --> 00:03:38.639 out of here. So that I've had that on my mind, No, 58 00:03:39.439 --> 00:03:42.280 I'm not afraid of it. I'm okay with it. But 59 00:03:42.400 --> 00:03:44.719 I just you know, you have these moments when you 60 00:03:44.759 --> 00:03:47.439 think about that stuff, that you think about your life, 61 00:03:47.439 --> 00:03:49.879 what you haven't done, what you have done. I looked 62 00:03:49.919 --> 00:03:52.479 at my boys, said, you know, have I raised them? 63 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:52.680 Right? 64 00:03:53.159 --> 00:03:55.039 Am? I gonna leave odd behind it? Do you think 65 00:03:55.039 --> 00:04:00.120 about that stuff I have taken gigantic risks many many 66 00:04:00.199 --> 00:04:05.360 times in my life, huge stupid risks, stupid thing. Joining 67 00:04:05.360 --> 00:04:08.800 the Marine Corps was something no one told me to do. 68 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:12.280 Virtually everyone in my life hated it. But I thought 69 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:13.759 I was a bit of a dirt ball of a 70 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:15.319 young man and I wanted to grow up. And I 71 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:16.920 went down to the recruiting office and I joined the 72 00:04:16.920 --> 00:04:21.519 Marine Corps and almost freaking died. Running for Congress same thing, 73 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:24.800 totally crazy. I remember the first time I called my 74 00:04:24.879 --> 00:04:26.720 sister when I told her I was running for Congress. 75 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:28.480 She about fell out of her chair. She said, you're 76 00:04:28.519 --> 00:04:29.480 not even qualified. 77 00:04:31.279 --> 00:04:31.839 I've moved a. 78 00:04:31.879 --> 00:04:36.439 Family across the country multiple times, I've taken big risks 79 00:04:36.480 --> 00:04:40.000 that have ended in disaster, and then this whole gig 80 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:43.160 ended in obviously unbelievable success. 81 00:04:43.240 --> 00:04:44.879 But I didn't know that was going to happen. 82 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.839 I'm glad I took every one of them. Because you 83 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:53.879 don't have much time. You're not going to get a 84 00:04:53.920 --> 00:04:58.240 second chance at this life. You're thirty two years old, 85 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:03.279 you're not eighty two in a wheelchair. If you dream 86 00:05:03.360 --> 00:05:08.399 of a career in the trades, go chase it, go, 87 00:05:09.519 --> 00:05:11.519 Maybe you'll fail. I want to be clear about that. 88 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:16.079 You might fail terribly. He might go bankrupt, it might 89 00:05:16.279 --> 00:05:19.120 end in disaster. Almost every big risk I've taken has 90 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.879 ended in pretty much disaster, almost every one of them. 91 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:24.720 At one point I ran completely out of money. What 92 00:05:24.879 --> 00:05:30.120 Chris Chris said, that's the problem with big picture guy. 93 00:05:30.199 --> 00:05:33.040 Chris Chris is detailed guy. He's stressing out over there. 94 00:05:33.279 --> 00:05:33.720 I get that. 95 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:39.120 I understand that. But when I die, if i'm if 96 00:05:39.120 --> 00:05:41.319 I if I have more time, if I know I'm 97 00:05:41.360 --> 00:05:45.560 about to go and I'm laying on my deathbed, what 98 00:05:45.720 --> 00:05:49.240 am I going to wish I did? What am I 99 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:53.800 going to regret I didn't try? I try to live 100 00:05:53.959 --> 00:05:57.879 my life through that lens? What are you going to 101 00:05:57.879 --> 00:05:59.879 wish you had a shot at. Maybe you're a woman. 102 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:09.319 Maybe you're listen to me right now, and maybe you're thinking, hey, I'm. 103 00:06:07.160 --> 00:06:09.639 Great at baking. I bake really well. 104 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:13.560 Maybe you're looking for some side money, got a passion 105 00:06:13.600 --> 00:06:15.720 for something. Maybe you've thought about being one of those 106 00:06:15.759 --> 00:06:18.800 women that sells their cookies on Facebook or whatever it is, 107 00:06:19.319 --> 00:06:22.240 and maybe you've talked yourself out of it a thousand 108 00:06:22.279 --> 00:06:28.000 different ways. Okay, why don't you try it? Why don't 109 00:06:28.040 --> 00:06:33.120 you Try it. You're gonna die one day. Try it. 110 00:06:33.639 --> 00:06:38.720 Go out there and live every single second and freaking 111 00:06:38.920 --> 00:06:44.000 try it. Take a chance, fail, make mistakes, do it, 112 00:06:44.959 --> 00:06:49.560 swing for the fences. Take it for me. You'll strike 113 00:06:49.600 --> 00:06:52.040 out a lot. And also take it for me. You 114 00:06:52.160 --> 00:06:54.720 might wake up one day and hit a homer. I 115 00:06:54.839 --> 00:06:58.920 dropped my job selling RVs about seven years ago. Six 116 00:06:58.920 --> 00:07:02.519 and a half years ago now selling RVs. Decided to 117 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:05.360 make a run at a media career. That doesn't happen. 118 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:07.720 You don't just get to make that up and invent that. 119 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:12.000 Who does that at mid thirties with a mortgage, wife, kids, 120 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:13.040 two car payments. 121 00:07:13.839 --> 00:07:14.439 Who does that? 122 00:07:14.480 --> 00:07:19.319 That's stupid, doesn't even make sense. Here I am talking 123 00:07:19.319 --> 00:07:23.439 to the entire country on a Friday night, because God 124 00:07:23.560 --> 00:07:27.399 blessed it the right people listen for some reason, for 125 00:07:27.439 --> 00:07:31.079 some reason, you like this stuff, and here I am, 126 00:07:31.480 --> 00:07:32.319 luckiest guy. 127 00:07:32.120 --> 00:07:34.000 In the world. Try it. 128 00:07:35.399 --> 00:07:39.079 You might might just find what you're looking for. Dear 129 00:07:39.160 --> 00:07:42.279 tongue punch and your The tongue punch was about the 130 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:46.519 chicken wings. Whatever Jesse were in trouble. This administration isn't 131 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:50.439 going to do anything to hold anyone accountable for the 132 00:07:50.480 --> 00:07:54.839 sins of COVID, political persecution and many cover ups. I 133 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:56.680 feel like if it were to happen, it should have 134 00:07:56.720 --> 00:08:00.240 been done by now. I know you've pointed out with 135 00:08:01.079 --> 00:08:03.639 having a period of a year, I think I'm ready 136 00:08:03.680 --> 00:08:07.240 for that right wing dictator about now. And I hate 137 00:08:07.279 --> 00:08:10.480 that I'm feeling that way about this great USA. But 138 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:13.639 look at what happened when Lincoln did it just saying 139 00:08:14.160 --> 00:08:16.519 says I can say his name, okay, his name is 140 00:08:16.600 --> 00:08:22.279 Rob Listen. I tried to address a bit of this, 141 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:24.160 and I'll continue to try to do this from time 142 00:08:24.199 --> 00:08:27.000 to time. At the beginning of the show, I'm not 143 00:08:27.120 --> 00:08:29.000 telling you everything's going to be okay. 144 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:31.439 In fact, I know it won't. 145 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:34.559 Be because the Trump administration, if they were perfect, and 146 00:08:34.600 --> 00:08:39.200 no administration is if they were perfect, in four years, 147 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:44.080 you cannot clean up decades of corruption, especially when there 148 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:48.200 are systems in place to ensure the corruption remains in place. 149 00:08:49.039 --> 00:08:52.840 It's not humanly possible. I don't know that we're going 150 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:59.080 to be okay, but we are doing right now more 151 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:05.440 good then I can remember Republicans doing more anti communist 152 00:09:05.480 --> 00:09:09.240 things than I can remember Republicans doing at any other 153 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:14.200 point in my lifetime. I have never seen this level 154 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:18.679 of anti communism flowing through the veins of the right. 155 00:09:18.960 --> 00:09:21.559 Do we have a bunch of weak sister gopieers who 156 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:24.159 need to go James Lankford, Yes, of course we do. 157 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:27.480 Of course we do. Do we have a mountain to 158 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:29.759 climb and we might not get there? Of course I 159 00:09:29.799 --> 00:09:35.639 don't know. But we are trending as well as I've 160 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:39.200 ever seen. It's not good enough, it's not fast enough. 161 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:42.480 And all the bad guys will not be held accountable. 162 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:44.279 Remember we've talked about this before. 163 00:09:44.639 --> 00:09:45.000 The book. 164 00:09:45.039 --> 00:09:45.679 Remember the book. 165 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.320 Remember the book I've told you to read many times 166 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:55.320 before about the Reserve Nazi battalion. Remember that book, right, 167 00:09:55.679 --> 00:09:59.639 talked about it many times. There's this Nazi reserve battalion, 168 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:04.440 and well they went around and they slaughtered a bunch 169 00:10:04.480 --> 00:10:08.440 of Jews, shooting women and children in the head. 170 00:10:08.600 --> 00:10:09.159 Ordinary men. 171 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:10.919 Sorry I didn't say the name of the book, sorry, Chris. 172 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:13.960 The name of the book is ordinary men, Ordinary men, 173 00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:18.360 one more time, Ordinary men. That's not the part of 174 00:10:18.360 --> 00:10:20.960 the book that hits me hardest. The part of the 175 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:23.559 book that hits me the hardest is spoiler alert. At 176 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:28.399 the end, almost all of them took the uniform off, 177 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:33.440 went back and lived the rest of their lives as accountants, lawyers, 178 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:39.039 construction workers, grandpas, fathers, brothers, sisters, and held troy. They 179 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:44.759 didn't have they weren't on trial. When corruption is so widespread, 180 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:49.039 getting real justice is almost impossible, and we may not 181 00:10:49.080 --> 00:10:52.480 have it in this lifetime. It is that Jesse Kelly 182 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:58.399 show on a magnificent as doctor Jesse Friday, and I 183 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:02.200 realized there have been so heavy, heavy topics on the. 184 00:11:02.159 --> 00:11:05.240 Show, heavy as ten boxers, that you might be moving. 185 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:08.000 So we are probably going to lighten it up in 186 00:11:08.080 --> 00:11:10.840 a couple minutes. But I'm going to address the Supreme 187 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:15.919 Court thing. The Supreme Court. I hate that I even 188 00:11:15.960 --> 00:11:17.919 have to say. These words are drives me crazy. The 189 00:11:17.960 --> 00:11:22.799 Supreme Court has decided they're going to allow Trump to 190 00:11:22.960 --> 00:11:30.840 deport five hundred thousand illegals. At first, who are these illegals? Well, 191 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:36.360 remember the Biden administration was run by Soulis communist demons 192 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:40.519 who hated the United States of America, and because they 193 00:11:40.559 --> 00:11:44.919 hate the country, they tried to bring in as many 194 00:11:45.039 --> 00:11:48.440 people as they possibly could. One of the ways they 195 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:53.559 did this was this parole program. Essentially, they they not 196 00:11:53.600 --> 00:11:57.360 only brought them in, they put up legal walls that 197 00:11:57.519 --> 00:12:00.480 prevented us from deporting them. I mean, Democrats are just evil. 198 00:12:00.519 --> 00:12:03.639 The modern democrat is evil, and voting for Democrats as 199 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.879 an act of evil. But we'll set that aside. It 200 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:09.639 was horrible as evil, was wrong. And Trump's saying, well, okay, well, 201 00:12:09.679 --> 00:12:11.080 these are people we know where they are, that we 202 00:12:11.120 --> 00:12:13.559 know who they are. I'm deporting them now, but there 203 00:12:13.559 --> 00:12:14.519 are no more protections. 204 00:12:14.519 --> 00:12:15.039 You're leaving. 205 00:12:16.000 --> 00:12:19.159 He had to ask the Supreme Court to do it. 206 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:23.320 It's crazy to me, but the Supreme Court for once 207 00:12:24.000 --> 00:12:27.279 decided the right way, and they said, yeah, sure, sounds good. Okay. 208 00:12:28.759 --> 00:12:32.440 There were only two dissenting votes, and it were the two. 209 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:36.559 It's the two you already know, Kaitanji Brown Jackson and 210 00:12:36.639 --> 00:12:40.399 Sonia saw too. Mayor here was MSNBC talking about. 211 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.600 Yeah. It was a seven to two decision. That means 212 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:46.240 that all the conservative justices and Justice Alana Kagan voted 213 00:12:46.279 --> 00:12:49.559 together on this case to allow President Trump to end 214 00:12:49.559 --> 00:12:53.919 these productive protections from more than five hundred thousand individuals 215 00:12:54.039 --> 00:12:58.399 from Cuba, from Haiti, from Nicaragua, and from Venezuela. Justice 216 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:02.679 Katanji Brown, Jackson and Sonya So to my dissented in 217 00:13:02.720 --> 00:13:06.519 this opinion, they said, quote it undervalues the devastating consequences 218 00:13:06.559 --> 00:13:09.639 of allowing the government to precipitously upend the lives and 219 00:13:09.679 --> 00:13:13.480 livelihoods of nearly half a million non citizens while their 220 00:13:13.559 --> 00:13:15.080 legal claims are pending. 221 00:13:16.519 --> 00:13:20.399 WHOA, that made me so angry, and not for the 222 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:24.600 reasons you think. It didn't make me angry because the 223 00:13:24.639 --> 00:13:29.279 filthy communists tried to keep five hundred thousand people here. 224 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:36.279 It made me angry because Kaitanji Brown Jackson Sonya sought 225 00:13:36.279 --> 00:13:43.200 to mayor. They are unapologetically who they are, and I 226 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:48.960 want that from my side. I do, and people think 227 00:13:48.960 --> 00:13:51.919 I'm crazy for that. I want the courts to be nonpartisan. 228 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:55.360 I'll grow up. The courts are unbelievably partisan, and they 229 00:13:55.360 --> 00:13:59.360 always have been. The courts are occupied by men and women, 230 00:13:59.559 --> 00:14:04.039 flesh and blood, people with biases, people with desires, and 231 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:08.600 they all twist and manipulate the law to get their 232 00:14:08.639 --> 00:14:14.279 desired outcome. Sonia saw to mayor and Katanji Brown Jackson 233 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:20.600 are committed America hating communists. They hate me and vice versa. 234 00:14:20.720 --> 00:14:23.919 I hate them, they hate the United States of America, 235 00:14:24.679 --> 00:14:27.720 and until the day they retire or die in the 236 00:14:27.759 --> 00:14:33.039 Supreme Court. They will issue every single ruling. They will 237 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:37.080 do every single thing they can possibly do to the 238 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:39.200 end of destroying the country. 239 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:40.840 That is their ultimate goal. 240 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:44.320 Their eyes are fixated on that goal and they will 241 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:46.639 always march in that direction. 242 00:14:47.440 --> 00:14:52.480 Us we have to flip a coin. Well, I hope. 243 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:55.200 We're using the appropriate They go argue it to John 244 00:14:55.279 --> 00:14:57.919 Roberts has to cite the president, have to have the 245 00:14:58.000 --> 00:15:00.279 dread Scott versus Goldfish. 246 00:14:59.720 --> 00:15:00.000 And the. 247 00:15:02.000 --> 00:15:04.879 Why can't we get people that are committed? We have 248 00:15:04.960 --> 00:15:08.840 Clarence Thomas sam Alito and a bunch of losers on 249 00:15:08.919 --> 00:15:09.679 the Supreme Court. 250 00:15:09.720 --> 00:15:10.399 That's what we have. 251 00:15:11.440 --> 00:15:16.240 I look at the committed communists and I'm jealous. Where's 252 00:15:16.279 --> 00:15:19.039 that commitment on our side? Where is it? 253 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:22.279 We have a whole bunch of Well, I'm not going 254 00:15:22.320 --> 00:15:22.919 to go into it. 255 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.840 Dear doctor Jesse Sombrero, if you could relive your life 256 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:30.480 going back to eighteen, which of these lives would you choose? 257 00:15:31.080 --> 00:15:35.639 A single famous professional bull rider and you're obviously not 258 00:15:35.720 --> 00:15:40.320 six to eight anymore, a free, broke world traveler with 259 00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:45.639 a YouTube channel, a history professor that is secretly working, 260 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:55.320 that is secretly a mercenary working for special clients, oh gosh. 261 00:15:55.759 --> 00:16:02.919 All right, So first, the person wrote the email, so, 262 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:07.399 I'm assuming you are someplace where they have rodeos, and 263 00:16:07.440 --> 00:16:10.799 I realized rodeo is big thing now, But I grew 264 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:15.440 up in Montana. As you know, rodeos are everywhere all 265 00:16:15.519 --> 00:16:18.440 the time. It's not just one big national one. There 266 00:16:18.519 --> 00:16:22.840 is always a rodeo going on somewhere. They are a blast, 267 00:16:23.039 --> 00:16:26.559 I should point out, super patriotic, The food's good, the 268 00:16:26.600 --> 00:16:28.840 people are wonderful. I promise no one's gonna rob you 269 00:16:28.879 --> 00:16:31.519 or shoot you at a rodeo. That's just wonderful people, 270 00:16:31.799 --> 00:16:39.960 wonderful time. Highly recommend it. Have you ever seen they 271 00:16:40.000 --> 00:16:44.120 bull ride up close? You can count me out. But 272 00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:48.480 those might be the toughest dudes on the planet, the 273 00:16:48.559 --> 00:16:52.240 dudes who ride bulls for a living. That's insane. I 274 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:55.240 don't have any desire, and even crazy eighteen year old 275 00:16:55.320 --> 00:16:58.639 Jesse probably would not have had any desire. Now, let's 276 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:03.159 address this h street professor slash slash assassin things. I 277 00:17:03.159 --> 00:17:06.440 think that's probably where I'm leaning it is the Jesse 278 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.599 Kelly Show on a Fantastic Friday. Remember if you miss 279 00:17:10.599 --> 00:17:12.799 any part of the show, you can download the whole thing. 280 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:17.599 I art Spotify iTunes, don't forget about our Memorial Day, 281 00:17:17.640 --> 00:17:22.000 specially we did on Monday. That's I'm glad you're I'm 282 00:17:22.000 --> 00:17:25.000 glad you're enjoying it. So Monday Show. We put a 283 00:17:25.039 --> 00:17:27.160 lot of put more effort into that show than we 284 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:29.079 do any other show in the year because it means 285 00:17:29.119 --> 00:17:33.240 so much to us. So iHeart Spotify iTunes. Back to 286 00:17:33.279 --> 00:17:35.640 this guy's question before we move on to the other 287 00:17:36.000 --> 00:17:38.920 ask doctor Jesse questions. He asked me if I wanted 288 00:17:38.920 --> 00:17:41.559 to if I could relive my life of eighteen, if 289 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:45.000 I wanted to be a single bull rider, famous, a 290 00:17:45.200 --> 00:17:48.519 free broke world traveler with a YouTube channel, or a 291 00:17:48.599 --> 00:17:52.319 history professor that's secretly a mercenary working for special clients. 292 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.920 I already eliminated the bull rider because I'm a coward, 293 00:17:54.960 --> 00:17:57.559 and that makes me extremely afraid. I've been to a 294 00:17:57.599 --> 00:18:02.599 million rodeos and those bulls. No. No, so Jewish producer 295 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:07.599 Chris he thinks I'm going to say history professor working 296 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:12.200 as a mercenary for special clients. We all know that 297 00:18:12.200 --> 00:18:17.839 that's the coolest one. But the second one, a free 298 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:24.000 broke world traveler with a YouTube channel. It's appealing to 299 00:18:24.039 --> 00:18:31.039 me and I need to explain why we all have parents. 300 00:18:32.039 --> 00:18:34.759 We all have influences in our lives. People who raise 301 00:18:34.839 --> 00:18:36.880 this maybe you were raised by your grandparents or a 302 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:40.359 mom or a dad or whatever. But and we all, 303 00:18:42.039 --> 00:18:44.440 we all have been I was about to say, warped 304 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:49.920 guided guided by them in certain ways, in certain directions. 305 00:18:51.480 --> 00:18:51.559 Me. 306 00:18:53.039 --> 00:18:56.440 I had a father who was probably the hardest working 307 00:18:56.480 --> 00:18:59.640 person I've ever known in my entire life. And he 308 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.480 believed been going to work. You get your butt to work, 309 00:19:02.839 --> 00:19:06.319 you'd be a man. You pay the bills. Life isn't 310 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:10.079 about screwing off. Go pay the bills. And that's how 311 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:12.599 he raised me. I remember, I've told you before. 312 00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:13.519 I brought it up. 313 00:19:13.559 --> 00:19:16.279 One time we were on vacation or something like that 314 00:19:16.400 --> 00:19:20.599 somewhere and there was I'd never seen a valets driver before. 315 00:19:20.799 --> 00:19:23.759 There was a valet driver at this hotel and it 316 00:19:23.880 --> 00:19:28.279 was a young guy. And I actually mentioned, man, I 317 00:19:28.279 --> 00:19:31.240 should go be a valet because my father had talked 318 00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:33.599 to him. The guy was a valet driver for a 319 00:19:33.680 --> 00:19:36.000 year or two. He was just enjoying himself as a 320 00:19:36.039 --> 00:19:38.640 valet driver as a young man, you know, I'm sure, 321 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:40.599 chasing women around and enjoying the beach and being a 322 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:44.440 valet driver, and I said, wow, that sounds great. My 323 00:19:44.759 --> 00:19:50.839 father about came unglued at the very suggestion that I 324 00:19:50.839 --> 00:19:54.880 would set aside all purpose in life and go be 325 00:19:54.960 --> 00:19:58.640 a valet driver for a year. He thought that was 326 00:19:58.680 --> 00:20:02.039 the most ridiculous thing in the world. And so that's 327 00:20:02.079 --> 00:20:05.960 always been my mentality. At fourteen, before I was legally able, 328 00:20:06.160 --> 00:20:07.880 I had a job, and in the summer it was 329 00:20:07.920 --> 00:20:10.240 a full time job. I was working fifty sixty hours 330 00:20:10.240 --> 00:20:12.440 a week. I found a buddy a job with a 331 00:20:12.480 --> 00:20:15.480 friend's dad, paying me under the table because I wanted 332 00:20:15.480 --> 00:20:16.920 to go to work. And that's what men do. They 333 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:18.880 go to work and you don't screw off and you go. 334 00:20:19.440 --> 00:20:22.880 So I said all that to let you know that 335 00:20:23.039 --> 00:20:27.240 I am warped, warped, tainted. I am guided, I guess 336 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:33.440 I should say, by that way of thinking, the idea 337 00:20:33.640 --> 00:20:40.160 of being completely unencumbered by any responsibility and you're traveling 338 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:47.000 the world seeing new sites with a YouTube channel, I 339 00:20:47.039 --> 00:20:51.119 could never do it. I could never do it, but 340 00:20:51.240 --> 00:20:56.680 it fascinates me what Chris. What Chris said, YouTube is 341 00:20:56.720 --> 00:20:58.279 the job. You make a lot of money doing that. 342 00:20:58.440 --> 00:20:58.599 You know. 343 00:20:58.680 --> 00:21:00.599 My son's tried to tell me this. I guess I'm 344 00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:03.279 so old. I don't understand but that there are all 345 00:21:03.279 --> 00:21:06.720 these people on YouTube who make a fortune on YouTube 346 00:21:06.799 --> 00:21:10.160 doing YouTube, so I'm not used to I get it 347 00:21:10.240 --> 00:21:13.799 like it's a revenue stream and everything's clicks and subscribers. 348 00:21:13.839 --> 00:21:20.640 I understand the basic concept, but money aside. I don't 349 00:21:20.680 --> 00:21:24.480 think I could make myself do something like that, but 350 00:21:24.519 --> 00:21:25.079 I want to. 351 00:21:25.279 --> 00:21:26.119 Does that make sense? 352 00:21:27.319 --> 00:21:32.960 Does that make sense what Chris was? Chris said, yeah, 353 00:21:33.000 --> 00:21:35.400 but I could never. I know, I could never. I know, 354 00:21:35.960 --> 00:21:39.279 but I can look at people who do different things 355 00:21:39.359 --> 00:21:41.960 and I know I could never do it, but I 356 00:21:42.039 --> 00:21:45.839 admire it. I admired I think it's cool. I think 357 00:21:45.880 --> 00:21:51.519 that about people who musicians, traveling musicians. I see these people. 358 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:53.839 We were at a restaurant the other night. They had 359 00:21:53.880 --> 00:21:56.279 a live band and there wasn't anything big, but they 360 00:21:56.319 --> 00:21:59.319 traveled all over the state, just a little basic country 361 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:02.400 band to this country band. And they were all older dudes. 362 00:22:02.440 --> 00:22:06.200 They were all my age, right, forties, fifties. That's what 363 00:22:06.279 --> 00:22:09.400 they did for a living with families. They had wedding 364 00:22:09.480 --> 00:22:13.640 rings on and they traveled all around. I could never 365 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:17.440 do that, but I admire it. I think it's cool. 366 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:17.960 There. 367 00:22:18.160 --> 00:22:22.680 That's my answer, Dear hal Cans. My issues is. My 368 00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.279 issue is when me and my girlfriend watch movies and 369 00:22:26.319 --> 00:22:28.240 she's one of the ones who talked through the movie 370 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:30.599 and ask questions out loud about what's going to happen 371 00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:33.440 later in the movie, it annoys the crap out of me. 372 00:22:33.880 --> 00:22:36.559 I just want to watch it and listen in peace, 373 00:22:37.599 --> 00:22:39.440 and I just want to say shut up and just 374 00:22:39.559 --> 00:22:42.720 watch women. But I don't want to hurt her feelings. 375 00:22:43.160 --> 00:22:52.240 Any advice, PS, She's Cuban, okay, remember Latina's in general. 376 00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:55.960 You need to be very careful, all right. You need 377 00:22:55.960 --> 00:22:59.920 to treat them like redheads. It says, if you're holding 378 00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:06.319 a highly explosive jar of nitroglycerin and your hands are 379 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:11.720 covered in baby oil, that's the kind of dangerous ground 380 00:23:11.720 --> 00:23:14.240 you're on when you're dealing with a Cuban woman. Anyway. 381 00:23:14.640 --> 00:23:16.720 That's how they get you, the same way the redheads do. 382 00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:20.559 They're so hot, they're all dimes. They suck you right in. 383 00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:23.079 But then you figure out if you make her mad, 384 00:23:23.680 --> 00:23:27.400 then you're in serious trouble. You're in physical danger. Now. 385 00:23:28.279 --> 00:23:31.599 You need to tread very carefully here. But allow me 386 00:23:31.680 --> 00:23:34.559 to explain something about women and why they do this 387 00:23:34.880 --> 00:23:37.359 because ab does the same thing. This is a woman 388 00:23:37.440 --> 00:23:41.200 thing they do. They talk during the movie, and you 389 00:23:41.279 --> 00:23:43.480 can be watching the same movie at the same time, 390 00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:48.000 both of you have never seen it before, and they 391 00:23:48.039 --> 00:23:50.880 will ask questions of is this the guy who's gonna 392 00:23:50.920 --> 00:23:54.039 do this? What's this guy gonna say? Did he say this? 393 00:23:54.279 --> 00:23:56.599 And you just want to scream, I'm watching when you watch? 394 00:23:56.640 --> 00:23:59.680 How do I know? But allow me to explain this 395 00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:02.880 in the nicest way possible, because I'm a nice person. 396 00:24:04.319 --> 00:24:11.319 Women are more anxious than men are. They are It's 397 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:17.079 their nature. Women are more anxious than men, are more unsettled. 398 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.799 It's part of why men and women fit so well together. 399 00:24:20.319 --> 00:24:24.000 Men oftentimes me or I'm too settled, I'm too comfortable. 400 00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:28.400 Ob gets frustrated because she tries to scare me, get 401 00:24:28.400 --> 00:24:31.559