Speaker 1: Ms Joe fight. Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 2: Just felt that I was gay, right, Okay, let's say
Speaker 2: you gotta knock on your door right, hold on, hold
Speaker 2: that thought.
Speaker 3: Okay, let me intro because I always forget to intro. Okay,
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Speaker 3: and that's Tom Sween. You look at and pointed him
Speaker 3: and laugh.
Speaker 1: That's Derek. Uh remember you can.
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Speaker 3: Uh continue, what was your dumb thoughts?
Speaker 1: So, so you wake up right, you're like you hear
Speaker 1: a bang on the door, like consistent banging, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: it's like it's to the point that like you're scared
Speaker 1: the doors and come off the frame.
Speaker 3: Right, I've been there, I think, and you're go out there.
Speaker 1: And it's just me sitting down right in what I'm
Speaker 1: sitting down to the stupid twenty years right, But there
Speaker 1: was banging almost to the point when you open the door,
Speaker 1: so it so it doesn't make sense already You're like banging,
Speaker 1: bang bangs pretty much. I bang in the door and
Speaker 1: you open it, but I'm not staying like close, like
Speaker 1: like it's impossible that I could have been hitting it.
Speaker 3: Like the sound the sound of the of the last
Speaker 3: bang is over me opening it. Yeah, right, okay, and
Speaker 3: you notice.
Speaker 1: It, but you're like you're kind of sleeps. You're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not, no, I'm just just tweaking a little bit, okay.
Speaker 1: And then I'm sitting on the soup. I'm fucking crying.
Speaker 1: I'm crying profusely. I'm crying and I'm throwing up on myself.
Speaker 1: I'm crying, screaming, I'm wailing. I'm wailing, And for some reason,
Speaker 1: you're like, why why is no one complaining about this?
Speaker 1: I'd be complaining of out this, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am currently in my mind I would imagine,
Speaker 3: I would what is this man, I.
Speaker 1: Just found it. I was fucking gay man, they just
Speaker 1: told me, And I start throwing up a lot, right,
Speaker 1: and then I throw up a bit more. And they
Speaker 1: told you you're gay. I told you them, they told
Speaker 1: me was to And then I look up at you
Speaker 1: and I say, damn it, and I fucking explode, but
Speaker 1: not like not asking me, like a bloody explosion, like
Speaker 1: a like a fucking like a small napalm, like a
Speaker 1: like a person size and apoM strike okay, like fire, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: and it's it's it's it's hot, like it doesn't hurt you,
Speaker 1: but it's like a little back up. You're going back
Speaker 1: to bed, and the media, Yeah, I'm going back to bed.
Speaker 3: I'm assuming that I'm tripping, Like I'm just assuming that
Speaker 3: this is a dream. And then if I wake up
Speaker 3: and I see a smoldering pile of ash or like
Speaker 3: hear sirens, then like I guess I'll like I don't know,
Speaker 3: call the news or like like I don't know, I
Speaker 3: don't know what that but but like there's no way
Speaker 3: that I would be able to believe that something like
Speaker 3: that happened in like a truly fantastical event. I'm not
Speaker 3: believing it really, Like I'm just like, there's no scenario.
Speaker 1: It would have to persist for so long for me
Speaker 1: to believe it.
Speaker 3: And even then, like let's say aliens came, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: and they landed over the White House or whatever. They
Speaker 3: a little gray a little gray boy fell out of it,
Speaker 3: and he's like and he's on the news and like suddenly,
Speaker 3: like we were living in this alien place. Right five
Speaker 3: weeks into it, I would probably still be like.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm in a coma, you know.
Speaker 3: What I mean, Like, maybe I'm just maybe something something
Speaker 3: deeper is wrong.
Speaker 1: It would be difficult for me to believe how much
Speaker 1: detail becau dreams. You know how dreams are just not
Speaker 1: that detailed. They're like fairly detailed. But when a long
Speaker 1: span dream is in detailed, I.
Speaker 3: Guess if I can't slap myself awake, that's my first line,
Speaker 3: is like, Okay, so I'm not dreaming necessarily. So if
Speaker 3: there is something wrong that this is not reflective of reality,
Speaker 3: it's something deeper.
Speaker 1: I think aliens would be a good adsiance to the
Speaker 1: world as long as they're like not fucking wolin, you know, well,
Speaker 1: they would definitely be Wilin. Maybe they wouldn't. I don't
Speaker 1: see why they wouldn't, Like, what if they're genuine belevolent,
Speaker 1: Like what if belevolence is just not a human trait,
Speaker 1: but if other things can actually be belevolent.
Speaker 3: I I'm kind of the mind that anything that can
Speaker 3: get to the point where it could leave the atmosphere
Speaker 3: of a planet would theoretically have to have gotten there
Speaker 3: through intense conflict forever.
Speaker 1: But what if But what if they don't. What if
Speaker 1: instead of doing what we're gonna do with just blowing
Speaker 1: ourselves up, right, they get to that point like we
Speaker 1: should probably just like go help other people, not blow
Speaker 1: themselves up, but they're becoming we'd fuck I think the
Speaker 1: I think they'd be. They would come here to try
Speaker 1: to help, and I'd be like, hope you got an assholes,
Speaker 1: I'm putting it.
Speaker 3: I think the only people I think, the only people
Speaker 3: kind and wise enough to end up the only people
Speaker 3: kind and wise enough to have that as a leading philosophy,
Speaker 3: will inevitably be just be just murdered and killed by
Speaker 3: like a group of people.
Speaker 1: Who don't get a genuinely be born way, stronger way,
Speaker 1: way more powerful than other people. You have to be
Speaker 1: born like the only way a great person could exist.
Speaker 1: And it's what if they're born like Superman, whether it's
Speaker 1: like impervious, because other than that, they're gonna kill you
Speaker 1: if you're just doing better for it, Like you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna teach people how to farm, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: try to like you know, people our culture and like
Speaker 1: save lives and like mental health, and they'll be like
Speaker 1: you gonta GE's just a hassle.
Speaker 3: Like I feel like even just the way that we
Speaker 3: treat animals on this planet, you know what I mean? Yeah,
Speaker 3: like like we're not particularly like benevolent, like culturally, like
Speaker 3: socially we are, but like individually, like I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: you see people like just people, people do crazy shit.
Speaker 3: All it would take is like one rogue fucking alien
Speaker 3: to just be like a dick and just be like
Speaker 3: ah fuck Maui boop gone Maui. Yeah. Now specifically like
Speaker 3: for no reason for not disignation, like think about I
Speaker 3: actually saw like a video recently of like these these
Speaker 3: uh I don't remember exactly where it was, but these
Speaker 3: people like poured what's that stuff that it's like it's
Speaker 3: like I don't know if it's pewter or what, but
Speaker 3: it's like liquid metal, right, and it and it pours
Speaker 3: and and it like hardens, right, And they poured it
Speaker 3: into like an ant hill and it was like the
Speaker 3: biggest network of an hills like.
Speaker 1: They'd ever seen.
Speaker 3: It was like like a like a massive negacity with
Speaker 3: like garbage centers and like literally like like designated spaces
Speaker 3: for certain things. And you have to imagine from their perspective,
Speaker 3: it's like this is like Atlantis falling or like this
Speaker 3: is this is like this is literally like the United
Speaker 3: States exploding overnight for no reason. Yeah, for reasons beyond
Speaker 3: their comprehension. It's that's why I think like I feel
Speaker 3: like they I feel like they would just almost accident,
Speaker 3: not even like in a malicious way.
Speaker 1: They had a company brings on with them. I think
Speaker 1: that would be that. I'd be like, that'd be the
Speaker 1: member I think why we die from them first. They'd
Speaker 1: be like that is the thing, right, They'd come here.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, oh shit, you guys don't have turbo
Speaker 1: as like what and they we'd all just die out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like their engines, like like their engines themselves. Like
Speaker 3: the way that they operate would like disrupt the core
Speaker 3: of the planet, you know what I mean, and like, oh,
Speaker 3: gravity's gone, and then people start floating away.
Speaker 1: They'd be just ignorant to the idea how with planet works,
Speaker 1: so they just day would just come. Well, they just
Speaker 1: don't care, right, and like they just don't give a sho.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like a benlevolence is possible,
Speaker 1: but just not from us. Like I don't think we
Speaker 1: can truly well, we can try to be better, but
Speaker 1: I don't think we can honestly do good. I'm really here.
Speaker 1: Here's a question.
Speaker 3: You know that thing that we sent out into space
Speaker 3: where it's like a it's almost like a here I
Speaker 3: get to know humans, you know what I mean. It
Speaker 3: was like a like a ship with like I think
Speaker 3: a record in it and like a book and like
Speaker 3: some art and like I think anatomy diagrams or whatever.
Speaker 1: It might have been the Voyager. I'm not sure something
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's say hypothetically, you know, we assume that that
Speaker 3: thing is going to Our assumption is that is that
Speaker 3: that thing is going to be found by another species, right,
Speaker 3: and then you know, in some official capacity, they'll try
Speaker 3: and find us. What if it's what if it hits
Speaker 3: like the windshield of like two aliens just ode tripping
Speaker 3: who don't give a fuck, or like they're high as
Speaker 3: hell and they're like, what.
Speaker 1: The fuck is this dude? Whoa?
Speaker 3: And then they fucked the record or whatever and they
Speaker 3: just don't care at all about what it is. That's
Speaker 3: that's also very possible.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I alien to such an alien
Speaker 1: is so alien to my brain that like it's just
Speaker 1: as whimsically because I feel like, first and almos, they're
Speaker 1: gonna be things we can't really perceive. They're gonna look
Speaker 1: like shit that it's gonna we're not it's gonna be
Speaker 1: scary to look at. So like trying to respect them
Speaker 1: is gonna be already almost out the window because they
Speaker 1: look scary, you know. So I feel like that's gonna
Speaker 1: be another thing. I just I don't know, man, I
Speaker 1: feel aliens they might be fine.
Speaker 4: I just I just I mean, they only won't look
Speaker 4: scary that they're relatively if they look not even relatively,
Speaker 4: that they'd be like just the same. Because even something
Speaker 4: like imagine seeing on this earth a human that looked
Speaker 4: like just just green. They're just green, you know, and
Speaker 4: then like of course it would of course, of course
Speaker 4: it would. Well no, because I've I've i've know you
Speaker 4: let me, let me let me.
Speaker 3: First thing is like he's sick, right like no, not
Speaker 3: he can take a little bit of a Oh I
Speaker 3: see greeny No, I mean like like that like hope.
Speaker 1: Like that's not sick. But that's not a shade. Humans
Speaker 1: can't turn a shade like you've never seen like an
Speaker 1: uncle like that at like thanks gimicks, whoa Puerto Rican thing?
Speaker 1: But but yeah, I've seen green like green characters are
Speaker 1: not things.
Speaker 3: That you understand that they're not real.
Speaker 1: Yes, I understand that you're you're ye like yes, Derek,
Speaker 1: but I've already seen this before, like if I saw
Speaker 1: somehow that works? Man, it's what degree it is?
Speaker 3: Oh it's not, yes, it is if you see look
Speaker 3: right now, like it's it's hard to talk to someone
Speaker 3: because it's like like I you're.
Speaker 1: Thinking alarm, Oh I saw a green person. But I
Speaker 1: wouldn't go ballistic like I've never seen something green. If
Speaker 1: I see something that looks like a color, I've never
Speaker 1: been able to interpret it's talking to me. That's different.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't know what's going on, So I don't even
Speaker 4: know if you'd even really understand what you're seeing it. Also,
Speaker 4: you might not be freaking out because there could be
Speaker 4: something here now the.
Speaker 1: Way that I just can't perceive. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So basically though, what makes us freak out more are
Speaker 4: things that we understand but in a distorted way. Those
Speaker 4: are the scariest things. I think green skin is not
Speaker 4: that for me. Look see, I know you think that
Speaker 4: it's just but you can't just Can't's like it's like
Speaker 4: somebody is saying, like, oh, I think i'd be Like say,
Speaker 4: I say I think I could be able to skydive.
Speaker 4: I don't know until I actually do it. That's true,
Speaker 4: I've visualize myself doing it. But so like I feel
Speaker 4: like saying, but.
Speaker 3: There's the flip side of that argument is that a
Speaker 3: lot of people end up doing it and it's like, oh,
Speaker 3: that wasn't as bad as I doubt.
Speaker 4: It exactly, So it might there's a there's a possibility,
Speaker 4: but I would say more times just because of that
Speaker 4: is something seeing something that is so like it's like
Speaker 4: seeing thanos like if you saw you know.
Speaker 1: What if you saw like oh, I'd be scared still,
Speaker 1: but my brain would be able to conceptualize what I'm
Speaker 1: saying be horrible, like, oh my god, is real?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is? Like I can't believe this is real?
Speaker 4: It's that I think that's the thing that I'm trying
Speaker 4: to hold on.
Speaker 3: It's now you're you have to cope with that this
Speaker 3: is a real thing, Like green people are real.
Speaker 1: It'd be like Wow, I'd be like I have to
Speaker 1: sit down and like take a breath. I think I
Speaker 1: know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: You're saying like I would have to see something that
Speaker 3: I've never even remotely conceptualized to be freaked out, like.
Speaker 1: To loose because like if I see it right, like obviously,
Speaker 1: if I see like.
Speaker 3: Like if I saw like a like a roswell alien,
Speaker 3: like like a like a stereotypical like little green, like
Speaker 3: a little gray man, I'd like, Oh, it's a alien
Speaker 3: that's scared.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're real and we've seen them before because
Speaker 3: this is how they they're drawn.
Speaker 1: That's kind of sick. But if it looked like like
Speaker 1: some love crafty and ship, I'd be like, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is insane.
Speaker 4: I see I hear what you guys are saying, I
Speaker 4: just don't know if your brains would react in the
Speaker 4: in the the way, because.
Speaker 1: I would the world breaking. I don't, but it's wait,
Speaker 1: I don't think it is. I don't think it's world.
Speaker 3: I think it's just like everything that you knew to
Speaker 3: be true is now has to be in question.
Speaker 1: But like but like that's not it is, but it
Speaker 1: doesn't nullify anything else that's posis Like, it doesn't nullify
Speaker 1: other things. Like if I see something that completely nullifies
Speaker 1: the way, like like I have, I think I know.
Speaker 3: It's like like, so what you're saying is like you
Speaker 3: see an alien right, and it's like, okay, aliens are real.
Speaker 3: That doesn't change that, like that this is goes down,
Speaker 3: that the sun comes out, or like or that this
Speaker 3: is like this is still like my favorite food or whatever.
Speaker 3: But if you like picked up a table one time
Speaker 3: and turned into rats, your whole thing would be.
Speaker 1: Like, well, what the fuck has table has always been rapped? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I's been sitting down with rapa, been putting my
Speaker 1: plate off rat. Now you have been eating spilled food
Speaker 1: off rat?
Speaker 4: Now how much more vast is everything everything that you
Speaker 4: you thought you understood?
Speaker 1: The physics the laws of physics right now? Clearly you
Speaker 1: don't I know that that. I've taken enough signclists to know.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I think I do.
Speaker 3: I think the principle like the basic understand the basic
Speaker 3: laws of physics. We don't need to get into quantum
Speaker 3: mechanics or nothing.
Speaker 1: But like that right there, that's table like that You're
Speaker 1: like like, now I'm.
Speaker 3: Exactly this is kind of thing. It's like has this
Speaker 3: always been rats? Was this like a one in a
Speaker 3: million things? Did I like hit like a like an
Speaker 3: atom that like shifted like what the fund?
Speaker 1: Can I not?
Speaker 3: That would be understanding of the world, and you would
Speaker 3: have to like everything that you perceive would have to
Speaker 3: be like side eyed in some way. Aliens kind of
Speaker 3: are unnatural, like we assume already that there they existed
Speaker 3: some kind of yeah, we're just sort of waiting until
Speaker 3: the day that we see it.
Speaker 1: So like seeing it would genuinely lucky.
Speaker 3: So seeing it seeing an alien would still be crazy,
Speaker 3: but it would fall within the within the.
Speaker 1: You know, the existing kind of my imagination, like I've
Speaker 1: already imagined them being real. Granted there is the like
Speaker 1: that had be like whoa or there is the in
Speaker 1: person being like, because how people are like, oh man,
Speaker 1: God runs up on me, I'll do this, And it's
Speaker 1: like you're saying that, right, yeah, if if you exist
Speaker 1: live through that, you're very likely not gonna do that,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 3: Kinson Let me ask you something, how would you feel
Speaker 3: if you if you go to sleep one night and
Speaker 3: you go to bed, you honksho honkshoe me you're sleeping,
Speaker 3: and then your alarm goes off at like two am
Speaker 3: and you open your eyes and you're getting two feeds
Speaker 3: from different places, and your eyes are like they're they're
Speaker 3: in your apartment self where they're moving around, and then
Speaker 3: they pause because they realize you're you're perceiving, and then
Speaker 3: they run back into your head and then they crawl
Speaker 3: into your your your head again.
Speaker 1: Well, being blind is genuinely one of my worst fears.
Speaker 1: Like I think not being able to seize nightmare fuel.
Speaker 3: But that would be more alarming than aliens. Right, That
Speaker 3: your eyes are sentient creatures that like leave your body
Speaker 3: when you're asleep.
Speaker 1: That that's so laird. I can't understand it because it's
Speaker 1: like exactly what I'm saying, because like, so me, waking
Speaker 1: up is simply a process of my brain turning on,
Speaker 1: not eyes opening and observing, because they're doing that and
Speaker 1: I'm not knowing it.
Speaker 3: Well, this is a wire cross, Like usually the only
Speaker 3: reason you wake up is because your eyes just jump
Speaker 3: back into your head.
Speaker 1: Presumably that's how waking up works. And my eyes only
Speaker 1: had like a half an hour to go hang out
Speaker 1: this time, and they're like, oh, you gotta get back
Speaker 1: for he gets up.
Speaker 4: There's some things I don't want to like, I understand
Speaker 4: some scientists because they're like, man, so much shit that
Speaker 4: I star like their whole like a lot of things
Speaker 4: that they've said. Even even people in the medicine, they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: everything that I learned, I have to like shift some things.
Speaker 4: There's breakthroughs and like fuck yeah, everything that I learned
Speaker 4: I have to read, I have to read.
Speaker 3: So I think in this when they found out that
Speaker 3: mercury cured the the woke mind virus, Yeah, then that
Speaker 3: paper I see that, Yeah, and what is it called veyars.
Speaker 4: Like they they they did it and they were like,
Speaker 4: oh wow, I can't believe this is real.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh, Jordan Peterson was correct, but unfortunately he's he's gonna
Speaker 4: be a pariah because he's curing the woke virus, which
Speaker 4: now the deep state is gonna come after him way more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's look, there's gonna be authorities trying to tell you, like,
Speaker 3: don't drink mercury.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not. You're gonna be like, yeah, she's gonna
Speaker 1: come out of retirement. People have we killed? He's gonna
Speaker 1: be like, like, how may I like if we ironically
Speaker 1: like like what we we start feeling strong.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be honest, I just got the chills thinking
Speaker 4: about it. I'm not even I'm not I'm not a
Speaker 4: bloodthirsty person, but I am so tired of these people.
Speaker 1: I am exhausted.
Speaker 4: I am I am thoroughly exhausted, and I can't turn
Speaker 4: my brain. I can't help it. And you in the
Speaker 4: YouTube algorithm knows it. That's all that's showing up on
Speaker 4: my feet. So yeah, I'm just waiting for the election
Speaker 4: to be over. I would welcome aliens because it would
Speaker 4: completely shift everything.
Speaker 3: But would you welcome sentient eyes? Uh?
Speaker 1: No? At that point, so I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't quit what I was getting to about that
Speaker 3: I would have to re learn, like think about like
Speaker 3: everything that I know about myself an anatomy.
Speaker 1: I think I'm like you guys. I know you guys
Speaker 1: are there in this moment. If I were a kid,
Speaker 1: I would have put up with it, right because I
Speaker 1: was ignorant. I'm starting to learn shit about myself. This
Speaker 1: must be how it works where I am now thirty
Speaker 1: six years old. I think I would just be done.
Speaker 1: I think I would throw myself off something. I don't
Speaker 1: want to deal with that anymore. I think I could
Speaker 1: accept pretty much everything that isn't scary, you know, as
Speaker 1: long as they appear to me in the state that
Speaker 1: isn't genuinely frightening. Yeah, I can.
Speaker 3: You're right about that, Like just like just learning how
Speaker 3: to grow your penis or something like I would a
Speaker 3: big deal. O, we just discovered they can grow your
Speaker 3: pen and I wouldn't scare me at all.
Speaker 1: Right, But my eyes, being sentient, I think doing its
Speaker 1: own thing, doing their own thing says it wouldn't scare me.
Speaker 1: It would just stress me out. You're you're so we're
Speaker 1: gonna move on to crash because that's not like scary,
Speaker 1: that's just like what do you mean? Like what is
Speaker 1: what you're just what you're not thinking about?
Speaker 3: It actually happened to you, it's scarier than scary.
Speaker 5: I think it's that's not like a little demons. That's
Speaker 5: everything about everything that you understand being incorrect. And now
Speaker 5: you're you're basically a fucking kitten. You know, You're like,
Speaker 5: I don't understand anything.
Speaker 3: Everything is scary, everything is potentially not anything the way
Speaker 3: that I understand it.
Speaker 1: What's next? What else is gonna happen? One domino falling
Speaker 1: is what does it? You know? Like the one domino
Speaker 1: of like, oh that's real? So what else is right?
Speaker 1: And then they sold? But sure they should start just
Speaker 1: bugging me on. I'm like, and then you're telling me
Speaker 1: about it there, telling me you're lying, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: how the funk? How dare you tell me I'm lying?
Speaker 3: What happens a drug hysteria when like like when I
Speaker 3: was a kid, and that it would be like marijuana
Speaker 3: will kill you or whatever. Yeah, and then and then
Speaker 3: you get high and then you're like.
Speaker 1: I saw my problems in a sea, like we gotta tried.
Speaker 3: I tried to draw Frankie Valley and then it turned
Speaker 3: into it turned into the Joker, which and it's kind
Speaker 3: of still isn't the Joker, But.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what I did here. I just
Speaker 1: love reason it looks like he's looking. It looks like
Speaker 1: he's looking for his keys.
Speaker 4: See yeah, he's like I think he just needs like
Speaker 4: you know, brought from Pokemon eyes like.
Speaker 1: Just just like yeah, just it's just like he's not
Speaker 1: there at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I tried to.
Speaker 3: I try to do it like a perspective where it's
Speaker 3: like the camera's like.
Speaker 5: I mean, like like there's anime.
Speaker 1: Where like the foreheads really big.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I could quite do it anyway. I started
Speaker 3: watching EPO No, How'd Your Maine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, watching that, it was pretty pretty what is that said?
Speaker 1: Box boxing anime? It's pretty good. I like. I like
Speaker 1: it so far. I like I like that old feel
Speaker 1: because it's like two thousand aesthetic of those old animes,
Speaker 1: the kind of the graininess it looks. It's not about
Speaker 1: it just I like it. It feels good. I was like,
Speaker 1: it's goods up. Yeah, I just I don't know. I
Speaker 1: think I've just kind of fallen out of animes the
Speaker 1: Generals and Medium Sparking zero. Oh yeah, do you have
Speaker 1: you have the pre order?
Speaker 3: No, I'm I'm not gonna do.
Speaker 1: It's three, you know, thirty more dollars. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to thirty plate. You have to see in past the
Speaker 1: season past three, more characters, more characters. I think it's
Speaker 1: I think it's all.
Speaker 3: I don't care about.
Speaker 1: All the Yeah, I'm I'm in between cause if if
Speaker 1: you get it, it's available on Monday. Right, I don't
Speaker 1: really know what.
Speaker 3: I've not been paying attention to it because I just
Speaker 3: don't know if I'll really want to. How different do
Speaker 3: you think this game is gonna play from.
Speaker 1: Any of the old Probably probably not much more different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I have to try it first play. When when
Speaker 1: does it come out? It comes out. I probably have
Speaker 1: it Monday, so you can come over Monday. We'll probably
Speaker 1: try it. Yeah, all right, Yeah, I'll give it a shot.
Speaker 3: Like if I like, don't just don't buy if you
Speaker 3: don't want to, Like personally, I'm not gonna. I'm I'm
Speaker 3: fine with the I was fine with those games, not
Speaker 3: like continuing personally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was fine with it. Two. It's cool to
Speaker 1: have him back, though.
Speaker 3: I appreciate the fact that that they took a long break,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, because like the games that
Speaker 3: came after were just not like Raging Blast.
Speaker 1: Like Raging black, but it wasn't it wasn't good. It
Speaker 1: wasn't as good as.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot of them just kind of were. I
Speaker 3: didn't like Kakarate either, Like I didn't. I just I
Speaker 3: tried to try, like I wanted to like.
Speaker 1: It, Bounce of buttons. I don't like that nature of
Speaker 1: the game, you know, like where it's like you don't
Speaker 1: really mix up your combos like I feel like dragon Ball,
Speaker 1: at least in the they were so like dynamic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's still talking alternate storyline things. That's what I'm careing
Speaker 1: about the most, honestly, and it doesn't be cool. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get.
Speaker 3: I think at this point, like though, growing up with
Speaker 3: dragon Ball, like I've I've come up with so many
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, there's nothing that's going to be like
Speaker 3: what has been unturned?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, oh no, they're just gonna do what ifs.
Speaker 1: That's it. No. But what what I'm sayings are such
Speaker 1: an easy way to do cool things with anything.
Speaker 3: But I don't know why everyone doesn't do that, right,
Speaker 3: But like I think what I'm saying is, I'm thirty now, right,
Speaker 3: I've had a long history of doing what IF's in
Speaker 3: my brain about dragon Ball that are undoubtedly going to
Speaker 3: exceed whatever they're going to put in this game, because
Speaker 3: I've had Goku fight Spider Man and lose.
Speaker 1: Like this thing where the guy was doing me. He
Speaker 1: has it's like some dude on TikTok. He goes on
Speaker 1: it and he has like toy fights and he had
Speaker 1: one with Piccolo fighting master Chief right, and the just
Speaker 1: he has like and I'm like this, I'm watching it right,
Speaker 1: and I'm watching it glued to it, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm still a child. I'm like, weird
Speaker 1: real still a child because this ship is lit as fun,
Speaker 1: like Jeep's chest burning, an idea of the shields like
Speaker 1: especial to me, can't hit in the shields and it's
Speaker 1: kind of dissipating, and he's like Demutan armor stopping and
Speaker 1: it's like, bro, I'm playing this too.
Speaker 3: I'm living I totally I watched that entire thing and
Speaker 3: I was like weirdly captivated by it.
Speaker 1: I want to buy toys to play with them again,
Speaker 1: but I know I won't, and if I do, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna If I start playing with my toys again,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna neglect my girlfriend entirely. Like that'll be we
Speaker 1: will fall apart. That's fine to make you mad, going room,
Speaker 1: locked the door, and I'll play with my toys four hours,
Speaker 1: lock the door. Yeah, I was.
Speaker 3: I have I have so many, I have so many
Speaker 3: mass at this point, I have like an absurd amount
Speaker 3: of master Chief toys.
Speaker 1: Not I never even bought him. I didn't. I'm still watch.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just the default gift kind of thing
Speaker 3: that people say, Oh, Chris loves Haley like master Chief.
Speaker 1: Right, It's like, okay, I appreciated.
Speaker 3: And gifted to an arbiter. No, but I bought an
Speaker 3: arbiter I have I brought. I had an arbiter at
Speaker 3: home that I literally was like, I have to proise,
Speaker 3: I have to bring it because it's just a statue
Speaker 3: of him, like standing on a rock with a sword,
Speaker 3: and it's just like this is look, this looks so good.
Speaker 3: It's a statue really more of a toy or less
Speaker 3: of a toy. He like moves his arm like this.
Speaker 3: But it's like, oh my god, you're not supposed to
Speaker 3: play arbitrary existing in general. Man, I want to Keith Davis.
Speaker 3: He's cooler than I want to keep David bust Like
Speaker 3: that was just it's just this part of him, but
Speaker 3: also like maybe like his nipple.
Speaker 1: We're wanted to be a separation from him. We're only
Speaker 1: wonder I know, is that crazy instant we could really
Speaker 1: meet him?
Speaker 3: I yeah, And I don't want that. That's like one
Speaker 3: of those things where it's that's like what Troy from
Speaker 3: Community meeting uh LeVar Burton.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's an end that's an end game
Speaker 1: thing for me where it's like.
Speaker 3: If I met him, I don't know if I would
Speaker 3: be able to handle the fact that like it, it
Speaker 3: wouldn't be how I imagine it, so like I would
Speaker 3: rather it just never happened.
Speaker 1: I want to meet him so I can like he'll
Speaker 1: be fine because I'll be like, oh I love this.
Speaker 1: These are these roles been a lot to me. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't even remember those. That's not what I mean.
Speaker 1: He remembers this roll stop. No, I don't. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying he wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, like, this is my fear, is that
Speaker 3: like hated that role like something like.
Speaker 1: That, and I hate you something about you.
Speaker 3: I thought they but it was gay and I hate you.
Speaker 1: Get the funk out of my sight. I'm not a
Speaker 1: big fan of or really my role is gay is gay? Uh?
Speaker 1: What's a mass effect?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Anderson, I'm not a fan of anything. I hated child
Speaker 1: he's a gay person, Huh.
Speaker 3: I hated Halo, I hated Master, hitted community. I hated
Speaker 3: everything I ever did except the thing, and even that
Speaker 3: I kind of hated. I got it, just got me money,
Speaker 3: So just got me money, So I did. I'm actually
Speaker 3: a terrible person.
Speaker 1: He says this, He said to you, by yourself to somally.
Speaker 1: He takes you to the side.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm going to tell you everything and no
Speaker 3: one's going to believed, right.
Speaker 1: You know, Lance Ready pushes you down. I killed I
Speaker 1: hated that nigga. I killed him to his roll. I
Speaker 1: wonder all the whole time, you think those niggas that
Speaker 1: are gonna pass me up? Are you fucking serious? D
Speaker 1: and d and resident that break David.
Speaker 3: He brings you, he brings you another room, and he's like,
Speaker 3: I hate these woke people.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, I want to throw up. I was.
Speaker 1: Actually you see him taking a maga cap off as
Speaker 1: you talk to him, and you're like, I'm under his hair.
Speaker 6: Take his hair off.
Speaker 1: There's a back app underneath it. Oh that would that
Speaker 1: would that way to break my heart? Act we're one
Speaker 1: degree of separationally cheat on me. Then finding out that
Speaker 1: Keith David is a magnetars I feel I wouldn't that
Speaker 1: would break I would rather be cheated on. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't you not being a role mind? I walk
Speaker 1: in under seven and I'm like, he, at least Keith
Speaker 1: David's cool. At least I have this parasocialationship that's been
Speaker 1: around since I was six. You know, you're just a woman.
Speaker 3: I would I would literally rather go back in time,
Speaker 3: take myself from my parents and donate myself to the
Speaker 3: Catholic Church than have that.
Speaker 1: Oh my God is salivating. It's like a box of donuts.
Speaker 1: But it's a little little babies. Dude, Like, uh, that
Speaker 1: would be that gave that gave him the baby and
Speaker 1: he stopped. You still here? It's still like he forgot one.
Speaker 1: Are you doing this? Or why why are you still here?
Speaker 3: We we are We're actually we're one degree of separation
Speaker 3: from a lot of people that like would be kind
Speaker 3: of jarring, Like like I I personally like I remember
Speaker 3: in a Q and A a long time ago, and
Speaker 3: I still I still feel this way, but like I've
Speaker 3: always want to get Richard Horwitz is like a voice
Speaker 3: like in a video because like he did the voice
Speaker 3: of like in Vader Him and raz from Psychos.
Speaker 1: He's like very iconic voice.
Speaker 3: He's got a perfect voice for just like creatures, human creatures.
Speaker 3: And it's just like that is the ideal, like in
Speaker 3: my mind, like that's Paul's you know he sounds like that, right, No, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's his real voice. Like it's not quite as like
Speaker 3: high pitch, it's pretty I mean, but he does sound
Speaker 3: like he does sound like that, and we're like one
Speaker 3: degree of separation from him, and it's just like, that's
Speaker 3: fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: I want that little this party and I want to
Speaker 1: talk him too much. I was gonna freak out if
Speaker 1: you would have fucking like, if you would have started laughing,
Speaker 1: I would have lost my mind. So I'm like, I
Speaker 1: can't be here. I can't make that set off because
Speaker 1: I'll hear Zim laughing and then I have a fucking episode.
Speaker 1: So it's such a good voice.
Speaker 3: It's it's so good. But uh, anyway, let's move on
Speaker 3: to questions from our wonderful patrons over at Patreon on
Speaker 3: tim slash the snark tank. Go over there, and by
Speaker 3: the way, while you're here, to leave us nice reviews,
Speaker 3: leave leave a like, leave a comment, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Send me a gun.
Speaker 3: I don't like call to accent. I think call the
Speaker 3: actions are dumb and lame and gay.
Speaker 1: But send me, send me, send me on the sorrow.
Speaker 1: Let me make you for your seven. I think they're
Speaker 1: so cool if if they have them, I want one now,
Speaker 1: fuck it? What kind of you want a k You
Speaker 1: can't have one here? Oh you can't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's such a villain weapon. That's like a henchman.
Speaker 3: Like a henchman has that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody praise to them, like I can't wait to
Speaker 1: use you. And it's like a little shrine, like a
Speaker 1: little too like a resident evil at shine. You gotta
Speaker 1: like put two tablets in their hands inside opens up
Speaker 1: like I can't wait to use you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're like not touching it, but you get close to
Speaker 1: touching it.
Speaker 3: It is an iconic webon like. I have to say.
Speaker 1: It just looks cool because it's got like the would
Speaker 1: finish on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just rounded mag it's nice, pretty cool.
Speaker 1: It's a good looking weapon. You know, a gun was
Speaker 1: really the P ninety.
Speaker 3: It's just like, I'm not really a gun guy. It
Speaker 3: looks like necessarily.
Speaker 1: It looks like some guy someone designed a gun that
Speaker 1: was supposed to look cool, but it looks stupid.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't I know most of the If it
Speaker 3: wasn't for call of duty, I wouldn't know more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's really the main Oh the Scar, what
Speaker 1: kind of gun is that? Actually is actually just a scar? No?
Speaker 3: No, this is more like a sub machine gun. I
Speaker 3: think kind of scar. That's like, what is his actual doctination.
Speaker 3: It's like, it's like, I'm not even gonna pretend now,
Speaker 3: I'm not a plan.
Speaker 1: They're making a sequel to that movie.
Speaker 3: That you do that every single and I never see
Speaker 3: it coming, and then when you say it, I'm confused
Speaker 3: by it, and then it hits.
Speaker 1: He did again? Why would he do that? Why would
Speaker 1: no one's gonna make that joke anyway. Fucking They're making
Speaker 1: a prequel, question making a prequel to it. They're not
Speaker 1: Lion King. The James Earl Jones just died. That's why
Speaker 1: it's a prequel to Lion King, where you learn that
Speaker 1: Mufossa was adopted and Scar was actual spposed to be
Speaker 1: a real prince act like king. Actually he was justified,
Speaker 1: so like now it's like I'm like, what could he
Speaker 1: have done so bad that like he can't become king
Speaker 1: and in this fucking random ass light skin niggas king? Now,
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? Wait? What are they trying to
Speaker 1: say by that? I don't know. It's really a weird thing.
Speaker 3: Is I don't get are they on their villain ship again?
Speaker 1: I just think my personal thing is love that Disney.
Speaker 1: I feel genuinely Disney doesn't understand what people want anymore.
Speaker 1: I think they refuse to make good things. Obviously the
Speaker 1: new things they made haven't done well, but they're not.
Speaker 1: They're not because you understand that. Like obviously the COVID,
Speaker 1: like I think Soul would have done well if it
Speaker 1: was in theaters, but it didn't. It was COVID.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, the entire period it was just kind of like.
Speaker 1: I think like that. I think they went he lost
Speaker 1: money during the area of like them trying to make
Speaker 1: new things that metric, so like we just got to
Speaker 1: go back to make What's Turning Red? With the one
Speaker 1: nine to eleven movie in Canada where what is that?
Speaker 3: It was like it was like a movie about periods,
Speaker 3: I think right, like like it was like an allegory.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but like there was the bad Who is
Speaker 3: that movie reviewer? Somebody in the comments knows there was
Speaker 3: this thing. I think it's mister Enter. I think there's
Speaker 3: this there's this cringe kind of YouTube movie review guy,
Speaker 3: and he was reviewing this movie and.
Speaker 1: It was like it's set in two thousand and one,
Speaker 1: but there's no mention of nine to eleven. It's like,
Speaker 1: and that's it's near nine to eleven, Like everything's going
Speaker 1: on during around the time, because I think in October
Speaker 1: is when they movie like ends. There's no mention and
Speaker 1: there's no.
Speaker 3: In this Pixar and it's not Pixar, but like you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, if.
Speaker 1: You're making a period piece, if you don't get a
Speaker 1: piece about two thousand and one, I'd bring up nine
Speaker 1: to eleven a little bit. I wouldn't like I.
Speaker 3: Have it as an Easter egg on the back that
Speaker 3: on the TV, like like you see like they're having
Speaker 3: a conversation, like.
Speaker 1: A smoking kids are having a conversation.
Speaker 3: That's important to the story, and then like in the
Speaker 3: background you see parents like this, like just looking at
Speaker 3: the TV out of focus, and then you could see
Speaker 3: like kind of the two towers and like kind of
Speaker 3: like fire, but like it's a little bit abstract. You
Speaker 3: could argue that that's not what. If Disney wanted to
Speaker 3: argue what it was, they could.
Speaker 1: Do it in the background with someone like having like
Speaker 1: a little like string plane hit like above the jungle.
Speaker 4: So yeah, definitely that's pretty wild even to is that
Speaker 4: is that person Lamb? Is this guy autistic?
Speaker 1: Yes, profoundly, probably probably because the point that he can't
Speaker 1: he can't drink on his own.
Speaker 3: He makes YouTube. It makes YouTube videos consistently. He's absolutely authenttic, Okay,
Speaker 3: because I'm just like, all right, you wouldn't if you
Speaker 3: if you're a serious movie review, you wouldn't say that. No, no,
Speaker 3: of course if you're hey, there's no living in this.
Speaker 3: I love that video. That video is a that's what anyway,
Speaker 3: our questions, Uh, first one, you may have invaded my
Speaker 3: mind in my body.
Speaker 1: But there's one thing.
Speaker 3: A seal always keeps his baby. That's his name. This is.
Speaker 1: Niggas making so much noise.
Speaker 3: He writes, and he says, hello Penie, Penis and Penis amazing. Hi,
Speaker 3: I guess, but he says, this is a call, is
Speaker 3: a wild callback for you and I. He says, do
Speaker 3: you still have the bag sword?
Speaker 1: No, it's gone. Who was that?
Speaker 3: That was Jalen's right, Jalen had How do you even
Speaker 3: get how do you even explain what this is?
Speaker 1: He had a sword.
Speaker 3: Where he covered the sheath. He covered the sheath in
Speaker 3: a plastic bag and then the blade also in a
Speaker 3: plastic bag. And so he had a bag sword and
Speaker 3: he pulled it out and he threatened us in a
Speaker 3: video that I shot. It was the first video actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: that you're in. It's that Tom Sweeney hates the Gays video.
Speaker 1: So it's like most iconic, most iconic moment ever.
Speaker 3: He says bag sword and he pulls the sword out
Speaker 3: of a bag of a paper bag basically, and it's
Speaker 3: or a plastic bag.
Speaker 1: We were we were it was we were a wild
Speaker 1: man was It was so much fun. But it was
Speaker 1: because I think we were all losing our minds. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we were all like for real going crazy.
Speaker 1: So like it was fun because we were all like,
Speaker 1: why are you going crazy?
Speaker 3: I think we just didn't really understand how to be
Speaker 3: full adults yet. But like we were kind of because
Speaker 3: we had do you remember what We didn't have a
Speaker 3: water filter. We had the pot of water in the
Speaker 3: fridge that we would boil.
Speaker 1: Do you remember to boil the water? It was hard water.
Speaker 1: He just boiled the water and then been afraid to
Speaker 1: get cold. Because you guys could have bought a five
Speaker 1: gallon drug that. Yeah, we could have.
Speaker 3: We could have had deliveries, you could have gotten the brittle.
Speaker 1: We just weren't ready to be adults yet. We were
Speaker 1: oil water. Like I'm in the eighteen hundreds, we went
Speaker 1: to fuck. Yeah, all right, you boil mud. What happens
Speaker 1: is turn a dirt? What did you say? You boil mud?
Speaker 1: It just turns back in a dirt, right, I.
Speaker 3: Think if you boil dirt it turns into mud. Well,
Speaker 3: why would it turn the mud because it's wet? Right, No,
Speaker 3: boiler don't make things wet.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're.
Speaker 3: Talking about evaporating the fucking liquid out of it?
Speaker 1: Oh, I say back in the dirt, I'm thinking of
Speaker 1: boiling water. I'm thinking I kind of I left for
Speaker 1: a minute. I was like, I was like, what happens
Speaker 1: when you burn?
Speaker 3: When you burn?
Speaker 1: So listen, so hot does it turn into.
Speaker 3: Man, Yeah, let me say this. I don't stupid to
Speaker 3: the question. I don't know if Jalen still has this.
Speaker 3: I don't I would imagine not Oh hey you would,
Speaker 3: but ask him if you guys will he'll be on
Speaker 3: the show soon. I think actually saw him. I saw
Speaker 3: him like literally like tomorrow. I saw him at the
Speaker 3: Andre three thousand show right that I went to I
Speaker 3: think like a day ago, two days ago something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was wild, by the way, so weird.
Speaker 3: He was playing the flute like a bunch of like
Speaker 3: crazy albums. Yeah, it was what like but it was
Speaker 3: like it was not his album. He was like they
Speaker 3: were like they were composing on the spot basically with
Speaker 3: like a bunch of like rand and it was kind
Speaker 3: of sick. But it kind of made me wish that
Speaker 3: like I had like taken something before, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, like if I take if I took an
Speaker 3: edible or like shrooms or something, just falling asleep to.
Speaker 1: Sit there and be like he was doing this thing
Speaker 1: too in the middle of the show.
Speaker 3: It was it was it was so I could tell
Speaker 3: It's like, damn, I was just what I should have
Speaker 3: taken edible, But like he was like in the middle
Speaker 3: of the show, he was like, and he's like just
Speaker 3: speaking in like these like fake he was speaking like
Speaker 3: Alon was like, what the fucking language is this for
Speaker 3: like five straight minutes and he's like, I nail that
Speaker 3: ship up. She seemed to look on your faces. There's
Speaker 3: all these like fucking flute music playing in the background.
Speaker 3: He's like giving like some crazy like I remember feeling
Speaker 3: like this is profound. Probably it feels that way. It
Speaker 3: has the energy of like meeting something. He was like, nah,
Speaker 3: I made that ship up that. I don't think that's awesome.
Speaker 1: That's weird artists. I wish he had more confidence in himself.
Speaker 1: That's it. Yeah, super confident.
Speaker 3: Uh anyway, next question, I cream and I Cream and Genie.
Speaker 3: He says, hello, Piccolo Junior, Lord Peloff and Majen Boo.
Speaker 1: Follow up to a previous question.
Speaker 3: I think I know who Peloff is, but I'm saying
Speaker 3: the villain from I know who, I'm saying who one,
Speaker 3: which is one of the.
Speaker 1: Chris said me.
Speaker 3: So I was like, yeah, peel Off is. I think
Speaker 3: the off is me because the small small piccolo junior
Speaker 3: Piccolo jun Oh, that's insane. I would just discern that
Speaker 3: that's no, there's King Piccolo, and that's how I.
Speaker 1: Would his name is. His name is junr He's why
Speaker 1: would he be junior because he's Piccolo's son. But like, like,
Speaker 1: I know what you was talking about, because the first
Speaker 1: Manicolo is a dragon Ball Z. But he's his name
Speaker 1: is Junior.
Speaker 3: He should be against your will they called him there,
Speaker 3: But good, Polo Piccolo is Piccolo.
Speaker 1: He is Piccolo in every game and every fucking encyclopedia,
Speaker 1: every bit of no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. When you're referencing dragon Ball Z, he is
Speaker 1: just Piccolo before Dragon Ball Z and dragon Ball his
Speaker 1: name is Junior. No one references dragon Ball Buddy, Well
Speaker 1: that's his name. If you look him up right now,
Speaker 1: if you google Piccolo, it'll be like Piccolo Junior, it
Speaker 1: will say that on Google. Look it will I feel. Look,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like Piccolo. You're gonna see Piccolo and
Speaker 1: then you're gonna tick on the pages like, oh Piccolo
Speaker 1: on the other page. No, when you click into the
Speaker 1: wiki's Junior. You're just trying to be he is. He is.
Speaker 3: You just want to be autistic, but he is. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but nobody, no one really him. Look, it's Piccolo from
Speaker 3: Dragon Ball Z as Piccolo.
Speaker 1: Now, if you go to the dragon Ball wiki, right,
Speaker 1: that's what that's like. When the people's like, oh, Goku right, like,
Speaker 1: but when you go onto the page of like Goku's
Speaker 1: like actual stuff, it's like, oh, son Goku, Like, I agree,
Speaker 1: you're right, but he is junior. That is his name
Speaker 1: is Piccolo Jr. Whatever. Man, I'm not. I'm not disagreeing.
Speaker 1: You're saying. What I'm saying is.
Speaker 3: You're you're you're you're trying your best to be neuro divergent.
Speaker 1: No I'm not, he said. The guy just said Piccolo Junior.
Speaker 3: But he and I was a neurodivergent thing to do.
Speaker 1: It's not it is Piccolo Junior.
Speaker 3: Understand, in a social situation, you would just say Piccolo.
Speaker 1: You're right, I agree, But this guy is saying Piccolo.
Speaker 1: We're not saying. He's saying is describing like, Oh that's
Speaker 1: We're not saying I'm saying he's wrong.
Speaker 4: We're saying saying it's an autistic way to address things.
Speaker 4: Chris said, who's Piccolo Junior? All I said was, Oh,
Speaker 4: it's Piccolo.
Speaker 1: His name junior.
Speaker 4: He said that King Piccolo and then you would adress
Speaker 4: him as Piccolo.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well what I said, here's Piccolo.
Speaker 4: But like if we were if we were going to
Speaker 4: differentiate in a social setting, yes, we would be like
Speaker 4: not I O G. Piccolo and Piccolo Junior. We would
Speaker 4: say king can his name is?
Speaker 1: She's saying that and putting that little caby on it
Speaker 1: is the saying that divers It's just more descriptive because
Speaker 1: nobody needed that. That is the whole point. In a
Speaker 1: social situation, people are like, Derek, are you okay? They're like, oh,
Speaker 1: really he's junior. I didn't think of that, and then
Speaker 1: don't move on. Conversation got a little bit.
Speaker 4: It was like it's flowing and then it's like, wait,
Speaker 4: I want to stop it for this little cobya.
Speaker 1: Like stupid, we have a show. We talked about that.
Speaker 1: I guess that is the point.
Speaker 3: I guess like that was I just I just think
Speaker 3: it's a weird way to write it, because like if
Speaker 3: he said Piccolo, I would have understood Piccolo junr is
Speaker 3: like a wild way to say that, Like.
Speaker 1: Anyone calls him that, I don't junior. Yeah. Remember for
Speaker 1: some time dragon Ball Goal calls him junr. The first
Speaker 1: episode of Dragon Drag Balls. Sorry Dragon, he calls him R.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't remember this at all. He does
Speaker 1: in what version? Because there's like eight different versions the Ocean? Yeah,
Speaker 1: is that Brian Drummond. I don't know Junior fight Junior.
Speaker 1: I don't know Junior.
Speaker 3: At first, I thought of like a cell Junior. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like there's a Piccolo Juniors.
Speaker 1: The point of the fucking cell Junior too? Is the
Speaker 1: reference to that? Again? Well, eight of the American kids
Speaker 1: that saw saw Dragon Ball before, we're like, I get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's I mean, it's all good, we get it.
Speaker 4: It's just I would say, just just be normal. This
Speaker 4: is a wild way to say that. Just be normal,
Speaker 4: say Piccolo.
Speaker 3: Question is, why did.
Speaker 1: King Piccolo give birth to a p pterodactyl and a dragon?
Speaker 3: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Remember remember Tambourine and no, what's the niggas name? The
Speaker 1: big frogle looking dude? He had two kids that were
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I woulna be real.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch that show because it was about babies
Speaker 3: fighting the last rats.
Speaker 1: I didn't give a funk I have it's funny.
Speaker 4: I have only watched that show while it was airing,
Speaker 4: meaning I was a fucking I was in elementary school
Speaker 4: and past that, and it's not I didn't think it
Speaker 4: was a bad show at all.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed the funk out of it. I think it's
Speaker 1: a better show than dragon Balls, but more iconic.
Speaker 3: No, not for what I for what I want out
Speaker 3: of uh an anime like if I'm watching like say,
Speaker 3: I don't watch animes like that. I don't really watch
Speaker 3: like it, Like say, for example, what is that studio GIBBLI?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 4: I know those are good movies, they're just not for
Speaker 4: me personally. Yeah, So it's kind of like dragon Balls,
Speaker 4: like oh.
Speaker 1: This is good, but like I seeing it's it was
Speaker 1: pretty good. It's really good, has a weird ass ending. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is really abrupt and you're like, oh it's over now.
Speaker 1: Everybody would to go see it, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: I was just like I'm gonna go. I really, I'm
Speaker 1: like Ball's Gate three years.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I'm so sad. I I was supposed to
Speaker 3: go see UH, well, I wasn't. Like the plans intersected
Speaker 3: where I was supposed to see Megalopolis with uh Jaxsphones
Speaker 3: and some other people. But it was the same day
Speaker 3: as the undred three thusand seven. Like I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: see I'm not gonna watch this movie that everybody everybody's
Speaker 3: talking calling the war ship that they've ever seen. It's
Speaker 3: like Francis Ford Coppole is most recent thing and it's
Speaker 3: just like apparently like a wild fucking it's it's just baffling.
Speaker 1: It's interesting.
Speaker 4: The worst thing I've ever seen what's called doom Megalopolis.
Speaker 4: It was an anime and so now I'm like interested.
Speaker 4: It's not it's based on the now would be. It's
Speaker 4: an anime adaptation that francis.
Speaker 1: Biggest. If anybody's seen that, please let me know.
Speaker 4: It's the biggest pile of ship ever and most some
Speaker 4: of you might have seen a gift from it where
Speaker 4: this this like penis plant monster that like like you
Speaker 4: might have seen this thing that's like a like.
Speaker 1: You can pull it up.
Speaker 3: I'll finish the question, Yeah right, he says. Follow up
Speaker 3: to a previous question, is I cream e genie again?
Speaker 1: Uh So?
Speaker 3: Follow to a previous question and a hypothetical snark Tank
Speaker 3: RPG maker game, what classes would you all want to
Speaker 3: be slash. What would your special moves be. I feel
Speaker 3: like I'm a rogue.
Speaker 1: I think i'd be a rogue and be terrible at it.
Speaker 1: You would not be terrible rogue. It's it's a divergent
Speaker 1: path where it's like you got to do so much
Speaker 1: at story to get him to be a rogue, and
Speaker 1: he's not even good at it. It's just like it's
Speaker 1: like it's like making galap barbarrier but not I.
Speaker 3: Love doing it like that.
Speaker 4: I love like I just I want to make the
Speaker 4: biggest character and make them some fucking like pussy ass
Speaker 4: mage that just like you know, it's so, it's so
Speaker 4: it's so ridiculous when he could be Oh, I can
Speaker 4: tank all this damage and all this Like now I'm
Speaker 4: gonna stay.
Speaker 1: In the back of my.
Speaker 3: Downloaded a trainer for Balder's Gate nice like a mod
Speaker 3: to to just to just nullify the combat basically because
Speaker 3: I just I really don't give.
Speaker 1: A ship yet.
Speaker 3: I was telling you about the the infinite on it,
Speaker 3: like the infinite Turn, because that that was the when
Speaker 3: I want when I wanted a speed run through it,
Speaker 3: because I was like there were certain things I wanted
Speaker 3: to do, so probably on my second or third play through,
Speaker 3: whichever one, you would just not let them get a turn,
Speaker 3: and you would fuck everybody up just to It was
Speaker 3: so funny, So I did. There was one of my
Speaker 3: plays that was just not real at all, So I
Speaker 3: wanted to see how it was. How I beat How
Speaker 3: I beat gortash and and Raven Guard is that his name?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: How I beat them with all those you know, the
Speaker 4: first meet it. So there's bombs, there's the fucking guards,
Speaker 4: there's all this ship like. I was just like, I
Speaker 4: want to see somebody beat this for I'm sure there's
Speaker 4: somebody really good that did it, but myself, I was like,
Speaker 4: I want to see what happens. So I cheated, whooped
Speaker 4: everyone's ass immediately, Raven Guard. I knocked Raven Guard out.
Speaker 4: He still died.
Speaker 1: It was bullshit. I knocked him out, but he still died.
Speaker 4: Or you have to you have to save him from
Speaker 4: I wanted to see if maybe they did something. We're saved,
Speaker 4: if someone was skilled enough to actually beat it. Can
Speaker 4: you save Raven Guard this way? Nope, you can't. He
Speaker 4: just dies even though you knock him out. And it
Speaker 4: was so funny because I was like, this is so
Speaker 4: impossibly hard without doing this because you're not supposed to
Speaker 4: beat it that way. So but yeah, that was just fun,
Speaker 4: literally going up to every machine fucking it up and
Speaker 4: then it's ready to explode. But so like everything's ready
Speaker 4: to explode, killer everybody, and then you just let the
Speaker 4: next turn go and everything blows up at the same time.
Speaker 3: It's so I just realized, I just realized the fucking
Speaker 3: the UI is all over the cara.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so luckily it's in the it's it's in the
Speaker 1: corners to where it can all be cut out, honestly
Speaker 1: just leaving it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, because I know, I know, just whatever, fucking whatever.
Speaker 4: Well I always yeah, because when it reset, everything came
Speaker 4: back on display, but it's always cut out enough to
Speaker 4: where I noticed that.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything.
Speaker 3: I'm like, only that hand thing might be in you see,
Speaker 3: like in the in the bottom not the bottom corner.
Speaker 1: The technology is so you think this ship is gonna
Speaker 1: take overgy figure take over this ship. I can't do
Speaker 1: a signal thing. It's gonna try to kill us. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be like it's gonna slip into a puddle to
Speaker 1: blow up. It's gonna scream I'm hurting.
Speaker 3: It's like it will be like the opposite of mister
Speaker 3: mcgew will, where he'll funk up, but it will always
Speaker 3: have bad consequences every single time. Anyway, that's another thing
Speaker 3: I have no business knowing by.
Speaker 1: That surely paid Thursday for a burger today. It's like, no,
Speaker 1: you fucking round face and pieces killed. You kill the
Speaker 1: absolute dum. It's not all business works ever, fearce face
Speaker 1: sphear faced freak.
Speaker 3: Anyway, this is what I think. Yeah, I'm definitely like
Speaker 3: a like a thief rog. I always do that. It's
Speaker 3: just like it just works. It's the most fun for me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm always warrior unless they have them arcane warrior, so
Speaker 3: I get like, I get both, you know.
Speaker 1: Dude, i' actually been a man.
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Man, I'm kind of looking forward to Dragon Edge in
Speaker 3: some way. I don't really give a shit about it
Speaker 3: at all, but like that's what's coming up. I'm in
Speaker 3: the mood for like a fantasy thing. No this month, No,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, next month. Sorry, Yeah, no, isn't it. I
Speaker 3: thought wait, hold on, maybe I thought it was at
Speaker 3: the end. God, let me look it up.
Speaker 1: Now it's on Halloween. I think the very end. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I think it's I think it's the
Speaker 1: think it's the thirty first. Yeah, I mean you're probably right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: October thirty first. Yeah. I was like, dude, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm gonna be so glued to my place. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be sad. And if it's bad, I'll be like, wow,
Speaker 1: you know what when you really take out the weird
Speaker 1: voice acting that, the colors, character's hair, the teeth links.
Speaker 3: Hey, the canary are bad, but the canary is that's
Speaker 3: the only thing that I haven't gotten past. Like right now,
Speaker 3: I'm I've already coped with the art style. I was like,
Speaker 3: you know whatever, I don't think the art style is bad.
Speaker 3: I think the environments are cool. The environment looked I
Speaker 3: think that it's the Yeah, the character designs are not designs.
Speaker 3: I would say, like the way that they're drawn, they're
Speaker 3: design fine, but like their heads are too big and
Speaker 3: like it's just a proportional thing. And I think also
Speaker 3: just like they look too clean, they're weird polishedness that
Speaker 3: they look weird.
Speaker 2: Mann.
Speaker 1: I was like, what is I don't get you know, I.
Speaker 3: Feel like those designs would be fine if they just
Speaker 3: like scuffed them up a bit, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: Like they have a little bit of detail there, a
Speaker 3: little bit of imperfection.
Speaker 1: They literally like models.
Speaker 4: I literally could change that, especially the old guy. The
Speaker 4: old guy looks the he looks like he doesn't belong
Speaker 4: in that universe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like he's so he's like on a lorial commercial.
Speaker 3: Fuck he was ninety year old skins. People talk about
Speaker 3: hero shooters like.
Speaker 1: I was like that guy. Like when I look at
Speaker 1: that guy's face, like the older guy, and I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's way too because he's he just doesn't. I was like,
Speaker 1: whatever they did, it's hilarious. That to me seems because
Speaker 1: I looked real. It looked like a real character.
Speaker 3: You're talking about that the photoshop of me as and
Speaker 3: I was like, what the is?
Speaker 1: Like Chris A little bit.
Speaker 3: I hated that, I truly because I understand.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: It's like because they're drawn that way.
Speaker 1: They're drawing your art style, cheek bones and the jaw.
Speaker 1: I get it. But like that really pissed me off
Speaker 1: because I believed it for a second. I thought it
Speaker 1: was like, wow, Wow, what looks weird? You're seeing this pit?
Speaker 1: Let me see what is this? Like it's this penis
Speaker 1: monster plant thing. That's like, yeah, I think I jerked
Speaker 1: off that, Yeah, but it's hard to remember.
Speaker 4: Doomed to Megalopolis. They also this guy the the main
Speaker 4: villain on the cover. The cover looks really cool, which
Speaker 4: is see a bison thing like a clearly.
Speaker 1: Based on.
Speaker 3: So it looks kind of like that would get like
Speaker 3: a ten year old made a click. Yeah, so this
Speaker 3: is how like seeing it in Blockbuster.
Speaker 4: We would always get like animes and ship because like
Speaker 4: once our neighbor that was around my age started showing
Speaker 4: a ship that we shouldn't be watching, like all these
Speaker 4: fucked up animes like like Giver. It's just like the
Speaker 4: bloody ship ever seen as a kid. And then fucking
Speaker 4: filling scroll he show us all that cool ship.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 4: I was obsessed with fucking fishing north Star. I was
Speaker 4: fucking I'm like, this is because I'd never seen anything
Speaker 4: like that before. Just there was so much limbs flying everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's exploding and fucking yeah, that's great seeing giant. So anyway,
Speaker 4: so you're a warrior, Yeah, rogue, You're a dumb rogue.
Speaker 4: I guess is that what you said that?
Speaker 1: He said? Kind of, I guess said you'd be a
Speaker 1: bad road. Be a bd rogue hor brawler. I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it should be a paltte and we need we need
Speaker 1: a palate, I guess. But I can't man on that path.
Speaker 1: It's scary. It's like when I play Warhammer, Dude, I
Speaker 1: play like I play Imperium and I say wild Ship
Speaker 1: and people are like, yay, you can sell t Pierce
Speaker 1: supposed to play, and I'm like, you can do it.
Speaker 1: I finally, I finally. I've been meaning to play the
Speaker 1: first one for like forever space, yeah, because I was
Speaker 1: just like, well, I know it's Gears, you know.
Speaker 4: I was just like, I know it's Gears. I'll get
Speaker 4: around to it. Yeah, it's well, it's a water down
Speaker 4: version of Gears. But it's like I knew what it
Speaker 4: was basically. So I finally played and I was still like,
Speaker 4: I'm enjoying the funk out of this. I'm still playing
Speaker 4: the first one. Yeah, I'm playing the first one.
Speaker 1: Is it good?
Speaker 3: It's really fun, it's really cool.
Speaker 1: Mad a second one.
Speaker 4: Well, the only the only problem that I have with
Speaker 4: it is once you get the uh, once you get
Speaker 4: the the fucking the jet pack like equipment, it's the game,
Speaker 4: and that's not most of the game.
Speaker 1: The less.
Speaker 4: The rest of the game feels a little lackluster because
Speaker 4: when you have that ship on again, it.
Speaker 1: Is phenomenal, Like they feel so good.
Speaker 3: Now it can burst forward slam and I was like,
Speaker 3: why don't I and then it's and then it does,
Speaker 3: and then it conveniently ran out of fuel. It's like,
Speaker 3: you fucking that's kind of the problem. This is the future,
Speaker 3: that's kind of that's kind of the reverse problem that
Speaker 3: Halo Infinite has with a grappling, because like you have
Speaker 3: it all the time in the story, I kind of
Speaker 3: have it all the time, so it's like you're kind
Speaker 3: of just like it just trivializes the entire thing. It's
Speaker 3: like I don't have to anything. You can just like
Speaker 3: Spider Man forever. So this is tasteful.
Speaker 1: That doesn't give it to you all the time, but
Speaker 1: I feel so god like having it that I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I at least want more. Yeah, it's not enough. If
Speaker 1: if it maybe it could have boused him.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But the game's fun as ship. It's actually the lack
Speaker 1: of cover shooting at mechanic it's not makes it actually
Speaker 1: way harder. So because like they dynamically take cover right,
Speaker 1: like you just have to stand behind I have to
Speaker 1: stand behind things, and it doesn't work very well because
Speaker 1: there's like these cannon things.
Speaker 3: That I'm like, I'm they're still like perfectly hitting you,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, what's the cover for?
Speaker 1: What's the cover? But I was I'm having a lot
Speaker 1: of fun with it.
Speaker 3: I'm almost knowing it, Like, dude, that second one is
Speaker 3: really I'm super excited. I'm so I'm so overwhelmed with
Speaker 3: the games right now, dude, Like it's just like it's
Speaker 3: a lot at the moment, yeah, because I'm still trying
Speaker 3: to finish Mass Back three. I just got back, so
Speaker 3: like now I can play it again, but i forgot
Speaker 3: what the fuck I was doing, so I'm like, I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm trying to recalibrate now. I hate that.
Speaker 1: It's so terrible, especially for the RPGs. You take notes.
Speaker 1: You got to take no RPGs, I know, but I.
Speaker 4: Especially those fucking uh like Soul's, like any of those games,
Speaker 4: because you don't even have like a because you know
Speaker 4: how you have like you can have a mission objectives
Speaker 4: and RPG and maybe look to it and be like, Okay,
Speaker 4: I see what I can do and maybe they'll job
Speaker 4: way memory if you haven't played say Elden Ring in
Speaker 4: months and.
Speaker 3: You jump back into it or like the fun I
Speaker 3: don't know what. It was hard for me to no
Speaker 3: idea where to go. I jumped to the elder Ring
Speaker 3: where I was like one hundred hours in and just
Speaker 3: had like dart yeah. But at that point I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do a hundred hours again. So I
Speaker 3: was just like I just figured I just went. What
Speaker 3: I did was I just like went to the beginning again,
Speaker 3: like in the area, and I just like fought my
Speaker 3: way through to where I was. And then by the
Speaker 3: time I got back, I was like, okay, I kind
Speaker 3: of I get how this.
Speaker 1: Foremost memory in that game for every every three months,
Speaker 1: must memory is gone. And I'm like I can't fucking
Speaker 1: I beat the DLC and I was like, thank god,
Speaker 1: I'm fucking done and I done that. I'm kind of
Speaker 1: done with that game, and I forgot I beat Bail.
Speaker 1: I was like, yay, I beat this big ass dragon.
Speaker 1: I'm done the story.
Speaker 3: I beat Millennia and I was like I feel fine, Okay,
Speaker 3: there you go.
Speaker 1: I'm good. Good stuff with that series.
Speaker 3: Man, But yeah, dude, so Silent Hill on the Way,
Speaker 3: Sound Hill too that soon and apparently pretty good, which
Speaker 3: is cool because there was like some speculator there was
Speaker 3: like concern about it because the team that was doing
Speaker 3: it was just not very good. But apparently they did
Speaker 3: a pretty job. Dead Rising I still have to play
Speaker 3: it was already out, yeah, and then Dragon Ball potentially maybe,
Speaker 3: depending on I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's a dragon at the end of the month.
Speaker 3: It's busy.
Speaker 1: October sucks, but I came with the summer. Man. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry for Rivals. Man. I want to play that game
Speaker 1: so bad. I had That's a Marvel hero Shiitter had
Speaker 1: such a good time playing it. Really, I don't know
Speaker 1: why I'm so long to make this Like this is
Speaker 1: that was like an obvious Like I did not think
Speaker 1: it was obviously at all. Like my thought was like
Speaker 1: Hero Shooter or nothing. Yeah, it's more than halfway there
Speaker 1: most like yeah, like if anyone could do it, it
Speaker 1: would be them. My thing would be like, punish your cable.
Speaker 1: That's what I was thinking. I was like, okay, because
Speaker 1: you're thinking literal people that shoot. Yeah, that's why when
Speaker 1: I think of the Hero Shooter, I think about shooters. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I was thinking of like characters that could fit archetypes
Speaker 1: for like, right, I understand what you're saying, Like this
Speaker 1: is obvious.
Speaker 3: How different you're How different is this from that that
Speaker 3: fucking Avengers.
Speaker 1: Game that they that flopped? Nothing they are there are
Speaker 1: the same characters kind of like there's an Captain America
Speaker 1: in there, and there's a Captain America in this game.
Speaker 3: That's one's Overwatch and then the other one's like more
Speaker 3: like anthem.
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: If that's like, that's like I feel like the best
Speaker 3: comparison point, But.
Speaker 1: I haven't. I never played that Avenger thing. I never
Speaker 1: did either. Yeah, it was really I liked it because
Speaker 1: there was Avengers, but then I realized it was such
Speaker 1: a like a wildly watered down version of everybody like
Speaker 1: narratively as well.
Speaker 3: I hated the fact that like everybody looked like like
Speaker 3: porn actor versions of like the characters in there. Like
Speaker 3: I remember seeing the poster or like the the in
Speaker 3: game render of all of them standing next to each other,
Speaker 3: like this looks like a porn out. It's like a
Speaker 3: porn It looks like a porn parody. Look straight out
Speaker 3: this looks like the I don't even know what the
Speaker 3: the honey, I can't even think of something.
Speaker 1: Penisters, that's wildly terrible. Yeah you Avengers, Avengers, I don't
Speaker 1: know Avengers pair portly not a lot of good things
Speaker 1: you can do it. Yeah, the game was really cool.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of really cool characters design side.
Speaker 3: Yeah, does it look because I might check it out.
Speaker 3: It's free, so like check it out. Oh oh it's okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'll probably check it out.
Speaker 1: I'll put into that game. I'll put on hundreds into
Speaker 1: it easy because I love I love that ship. You
Speaker 1: throw a hundred dollars in a freaking it a Marvel game,
Speaker 1: but like all those cool skins like that, you're the demographic.
Speaker 1: You're I am destroying everything. It's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: it's a superhero game.
Speaker 3: Marvel Rivals. Okay, So here's the thing about like what
Speaker 3: you say. It's like, oh, well, there's like different archetypes
Speaker 3: that could fit into that game. The reason why I
Speaker 3: think is so the reason why I think that that's
Speaker 3: like it might be obvious now knowing that, I think
Speaker 3: it's more obvious to make that game now.
Speaker 1: When Overwatch, I think it's fine, well not even just.
Speaker 3: Post Overwatch, but post like, yeah, fucking whatever, like everything's
Speaker 3: a crossover.
Speaker 1: Who cares?
Speaker 3: Like, oh, fucking Wallace and Gromeda in Fortnite wrapping with
Speaker 3: M and M Like, fucking who cares? Yeah, make a
Speaker 3: make a Marvel? Yeah, actually.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: That's like, there's nothing unbelievable about that Fortnite has Fortnite
Speaker 1: has become its own genre game.
Speaker 3: It's like, for so the fact that that's possible, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: why not make a fucking hero shooter about Mars? Stupid?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's a fun game, dude.
Speaker 3: I saw it and it looked kind of dumb, but
Speaker 3: it could be fun.
Speaker 1: It was really fun. I just it's if it wasn't fun,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't give it its credited, Like I'm giving it.
Speaker 1: It's actually a really fun game. What the fuck it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think it could be fun, but like I think
Speaker 3: the reason why it's not it's obvious now and it
Speaker 3: wasn't obvious before because like, dude, do you do you
Speaker 3: remember that Gears of War Harry Potter game?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sorry, I no, right exactly.
Speaker 3: So one of the Harry Potter games I can't remember
Speaker 3: which one of the they it might have been.
Speaker 1: There was like a dirty Harry Potter like no, no.
Speaker 3: Dity, dirty Harry Potter game. No, it's like a long
Speaker 3: time ago. I think like when the movies were coming
Speaker 3: out and they had their movie based high in games.
Speaker 3: I think it was either Goblet of Fire or like
Speaker 3: it might have been like the late The Last Ones Sorcer.
Speaker 1: I remember Social Stone. I played that one.
Speaker 3: It was not a okay, and that was not Gears,
Speaker 3: though there was a game. There was a Harry Potter
Speaker 3: game that was ostensibly Gears and it was just Harry Potter,
Speaker 3: Ron and Hermione and they would like it was like
Speaker 3: a cover shooter but with like their.
Speaker 1: Wands, and it was so stupid. It was so terrible.
Speaker 1: Nobody just not good at all. Uh.
Speaker 3: And that idea at the time would have been like
Speaker 3: why not make a shooter out of Harry Potter?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: It's like there's many reasons not and that kind of
Speaker 3: that's kind of here where it's like why would you
Speaker 3: make a shooter? Oh, you're gonna play as the Hulk
Speaker 3: in a shooter?
Speaker 1: What are you stupid? But it's kind of like it's
Speaker 1: like classes and stuff.
Speaker 3: I understand when I get it, but like, still, hero
Speaker 3: shooters have all the characters have ranged attacks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well then then that's how that they change.
Speaker 1: It's like there's brawling characters hero shooters now, because it
Speaker 1: was like Herohooter was like, which, to be fair, I
Speaker 1: think for not Cound of Strike six. No, the most
Speaker 1: famous one with the fucking or watch is the most famous.
Speaker 1: The one before it, the one with all the all
Speaker 1: the memes, all the billions of memes made out of it.
Speaker 1: Fortress Fortress. Yeah, you assume Team Fortresses, like the Archets
Speaker 1: have hero shooters pretty much like I guess the first
Speaker 1: like really big one, right, yeah, it's like a gunner
Speaker 1: for them.
Speaker 3: I feel like we can say that more of a
Speaker 3: class shooter. But like I guess, so yeah, I guess
Speaker 3: you're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because hero should have spawned from that,
Speaker 1: I guess right, because it's like classrooms, just like class
Speaker 1: and then there's like heroes a particular I would.
Speaker 3: Say still, I would say it's yeah, I think it's
Speaker 3: in the Yeah, I would say so, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: I would say, like that idea and you could see
Speaker 1: I can see Hulk being in a game like that.
Speaker 1: Why he's like a Brawley runs It kind of punches
Speaker 1: its mashes things and he jumps around the stage. Then,
Speaker 1: obviously Spider Man is more of an assassin character. She
Speaker 1: give him a gun? Did she get the help Manu
Speaker 1: a gun? Did she give the Hulk a normal? David? Honestly, yeah,
Speaker 1: he go, he hulks out and he turns like, there's
Speaker 1: really scary. What do you mean he halks out? You
Speaker 1: can play. It's just Bruce Banner. Yeah'd be amazing. What
Speaker 1: do you mean? Yes, it's like a gun. He has
Speaker 1: a gun and he can transformed. Wait, I swear to god,
Speaker 1: I can't tell anymore because no, no, I'm being that serious.
Speaker 1: Hulk is The Hulk is like the outer shell character.
Speaker 1: You saw it as Bruce Banner, then you compress it
Speaker 1: butt into hawk out. Then after you get hit the zero,
Speaker 1: you turned into Bruce Banner, and then people start being
Speaker 1: the fuck out because you're a Bruce Banner. Spider Man's
Speaker 1: don't you want to get one shotted? No you can.
Speaker 1: It's like devau you know, devout like you don't, I
Speaker 1: don't know, shut up, shut up. It's like what does
Speaker 1: Diva do? She's she's like in the Machan when a
Speaker 1: Megan strike Chicken want like a little blaster.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So, but is Diva just a regular like civilian type.
Speaker 1: Or pretty much she's just like just like way less HP.
Speaker 1: She has like a gun has like there's a mega.
Speaker 3: I can't believe this, Yeah, I believe. What the funk
Speaker 3: I'm seeing?
Speaker 1: This looks so stupid. It's like fucking Fortnite. It's really fun,
Speaker 1: like like what you like for you?
Speaker 3: Why does he look why does the Hulk suck? Why
Speaker 3: does he look so stupid? So, dude, he's not that
Speaker 3: much bigger than Bruce. That's kind of insane. Wait, back
Speaker 3: it up, that's like the Hulk with like a lowercase age. Dude,
Speaker 3: he's kind of small.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't. He's not. He's not like massive Hulk isn't.
Speaker 3: Always but now he's hulking more like you can help. Oh,
Speaker 3: he's like looks like a domination.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 3: This is a fucking fever dream. Never mind, I just
Speaker 3: convinced myself to not jump into a game. Now. It's
Speaker 3: really just not for it's not for it's not for me,
Speaker 3: it's not I don't First of all, I don't really
Speaker 3: play hero shooters, and to me, it's not.
Speaker 1: Because it's it's inherently always competitive. Yeah that's so then
Speaker 1: you can't really play it like you can. There's gonna
Speaker 1: be a story probably, yeah, the b VP ship whatever.
Speaker 1: But that the big thing is I'm I shouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wish this wasn't true for me, But aesthetics matter
Speaker 4: to me more than I want them to, even in
Speaker 4: like say something like my favorite legends of the game
Speaker 4: is Links Awakening. Oh yeah, the way that it looks
Speaker 4: on switch, I wasn't eager to jump and play it,
Speaker 4: if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It looks like like very like, it looks like it's
Speaker 1: very it looks like it's for a twelve year old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it looks it's definitely for kids less than twelve. You're right,
Speaker 1: it's less than Mega blocks. I kind of I remember that.
Speaker 3: That was like refreshing at the time for me because
Speaker 3: I I don't really play a lot of those games,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, this is kind of cute.
Speaker 3: I like it. It was like serene and like pleasant
Speaker 3: to experience. I never beat that game because that game
Speaker 3: is kind of weirdly hard, like it's.
Speaker 1: Always been difficult for something. I just remember being like,
Speaker 1: what am I supposed to do in this game? That's
Speaker 1: actually a problem. And yeah, it's like I found the
Speaker 1: final bost in that game by a mistake, and people
Speaker 1: tell me they found the final bosxing papose. I don't
Speaker 1: believe them. Yeah, there's that you blow up, you blow
Speaker 1: up a random the wall is so random, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's that game is and it's the Final Temple, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 4: That was one of those games that it took me
Speaker 4: a long time to because they'll give you like one
Speaker 4: clue sometimes yeah, and I'm like, what the fuck man?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's so weird about it though, because you
Speaker 3: really like it.
Speaker 1: You go to the temples and then afterwards you're like,
Speaker 1: I don't know how to finish the game, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm just walking.
Speaker 4: Around now there's the fucking like whatever though, But yeah,
Speaker 4: it's the game. The game felt a lot more like
Speaker 4: dark Fantasy to me in the original, and so this
Speaker 4: was such a like contrast.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, this game is is very one.
Speaker 1: Marvel was very It's very like cyber cyber Japanese like
Speaker 1: neo Japanese, which I like to a degree. I enjoy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll give a shot maybe, but I do hate
Speaker 3: the way it looks.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think some of the costumes are crazy.
Speaker 4: No, it's it's all yeah, I see they want to like, hey,
Speaker 4: let's let's get a little bit of that Fortnite money.
Speaker 3: Yeah makes sense. If anybody can get that money, it's Marvel.
Speaker 1: And that that app that they had did really well.
Speaker 1: Oh uh Marvel Snap makes them so much money? While
Speaker 1: yeah something how much money they make?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's get to the next one.
Speaker 1: Hagis.
Speaker 3: Hagis wrote in HAIs says, hello, two and a half blacks,
Speaker 3: not exactly.
Speaker 1: Two and a half in honor.
Speaker 3: Of speaking like one and a half or like one
Speaker 3: and almost black black black black would just be two
Speaker 3: and one someone else and yeah, not black.
Speaker 1: Like black black black blacky black black black flags black
Speaker 1: in spooky season, in honor spooky season.
Speaker 3: What's the best what's the best prank slash, practical joke
Speaker 3: or something similar you pulled on someone curious?
Speaker 1: I'm not Yeah, I never really. I would just scare
Speaker 1: my elder le grandma, And then now I think about
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I was I was probably almost.
Speaker 3: Killing my grandma years off. I used to do this
Speaker 3: all my fault switch is my fault right now. I
Speaker 3: used to do I used to do that to my
Speaker 3: uh my great aunt, like because I had to. I
Speaker 3: remember specifically she was. I don't know if she was
Speaker 3: afraid of spiders specifically or she was afraid of spiders
Speaker 3: in the way that most people should be. But I
Speaker 3: had this toy aragog from like Harry Potter or whatever,
Speaker 3: the Giant Spider. It was just super fucking cool. It's
Speaker 3: like really detailed or whatever. I should have brought it.
Speaker 3: Actually it was fucking so wild. It's a really good,
Speaker 3: like piece of like just a stupidly good toy. He
Speaker 3: was just like a generic giant spider for Spider Man
Speaker 3: to fight, you know what I mean. He was definitely
Speaker 3: not aragog in I was a Spider.
Speaker 1: Man told it was like, this is where I get
Speaker 1: my power from. You're my fin my dad.
Speaker 3: It would just be like Goku fighting a giant spider
Speaker 3: or you know, Doctor Octapers for some reason fights.
Speaker 1: I would have Bro and I have like Cyoga from
Speaker 1: Pokemon fighting song at the Hedgehog and it's like, what
Speaker 1: is the crowd over the fucking Wow, that's what that was.
Speaker 1: Fortnit is so successful?
Speaker 3: I ueah and think it's just like literally just like
Speaker 3: make this like Watson Grammitt put Watson Grammit in with
Speaker 3: Bill Cosby with uh, I want to Franky Valley.
Speaker 1: Cosby goes Kyle Ken against fucking It's.
Speaker 3: Weird you're saying things that appeal to like me, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's like like like a seven year old and you
Speaker 1: will be like, we didn't.
Speaker 4: Get more money, we already got the child demographic. How
Speaker 4: do we get to the eighteen thirty four or say, like,
Speaker 4: you know, the the one even after that. You gotta
Speaker 4: get my dad playing.
Speaker 3: You gotta get like you gotta get Jimmy Durandy and
Speaker 3: uh Peter Peter, Peter Laurie.
Speaker 1: Soya Cruz like this like that, like get like my
Speaker 1: grandmother plays. We put like fucking did Marilyn Monroe? Did
Speaker 1: they want Johnny Carson?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny Carson. Johnny Carson.
Speaker 1: Carson would be like, dude, oh my dude, Magic Johnson
Speaker 1: freaking uh Jimmy Carter now and before there's two spin
Speaker 1: there's young Jimmy that there's old Jimmy's but he's fire though,
Speaker 1: but yeah, him doing all the dances, he's a beast.
Speaker 1: The skin is actually better, Like you like, oh this
Speaker 1: should has.
Speaker 3: This and his ability his ability, uh, Jimmy Carter's ability
Speaker 3: in game is even even in no build mode.
Speaker 1: He can build. You can build way too fast. He
Speaker 1: uses he uses half resources the building. He doesn't fast
Speaker 1: half way fast and the whole time. I think games
Speaker 1: like this should exist because I think fundamentally games should
Speaker 1: be fun, like they should always be fun. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's fine. I think ideas like that should be
Speaker 1: able to be allowed.
Speaker 3: I think in the early in the early days, it
Speaker 3: was just dumb because it was just like it wasn't
Speaker 3: really that interesting. The said that they were doing. It
Speaker 3: was just like, Okay, here's a skin. But once they
Speaker 3: started being like, okay, here's like a Spider Man skin
Speaker 3: and also like a web shooter and that'll like have
Speaker 3: like an actual impact on game play, or like here's
Speaker 3: the command as as a move, it's like, okay, this
Speaker 3: is sick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is cool.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm not just sniping somebody out of the sky
Speaker 3: with a command. Answered that't do that. People just getting
Speaker 3: blown away?
Speaker 1: Can you beam clash? It in no way. I think
Speaker 1: they just cancel each other out. They don't like, like
Speaker 1: it doesn't turn into a minificult to figure out. I
Speaker 1: guess if someone some of the people doing I would
Speaker 1: just yeah, blow the head off with a sniper. That'd
Speaker 1: be so fucking fun.
Speaker 3: Gina gets jf K in the middle of a beam struggle.
Speaker 1: That actually would be cool. I think. I think I
Speaker 1: wish I could fucking remember the mashups I did as
Speaker 1: a kid and like turn them into film. Somehow. They'd
Speaker 1: be box off.
Speaker 9: They would be terrible, like the box office hits, because
Speaker 9: they'd be they'd be really stupid, but they would just
Speaker 9: be so fun that someone's like this movie the plot
Speaker 9: was the.
Speaker 1: But like it would exposicition was amazing, it was so funny.
Speaker 3: It would be a movie where, like the reviews would
Speaker 3: be would congratulate it for knowing what it is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know where it's just like it knows what
Speaker 1: it is and that's great, right, Personal score ten out
Speaker 1: of ten.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actual rating reviewer score. This is maybe a I don't
Speaker 1: fucking see this ship you reviewed, I'll see the Shif
Speaker 1: you like having fun.
Speaker 3: Saving if you're looking for something heady, nothing away to here,
Speaker 3: five out of ten.
Speaker 1: It's great. Water too much water, too much water? All right?
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, No, I'm not a prank person really like
Speaker 3: I don't. I never really did it.
Speaker 1: I I never I don't know. I just have one.
Speaker 1: But it kind of went too far. It wasn't really
Speaker 1: a prank. It was a prank. It wasn't supposed to be.
Speaker 3: I pitched it as like a joke because that's what
Speaker 3: we do and we we've been doing it ever since
Speaker 3: and before that, which is like, wouldn't this be a
Speaker 3: crazy thing to do? And then somebody else was like,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, and then I was like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 3: mean that, and then they did it anyway. It's just
Speaker 3: like all right, but yeah, I'm not I'm not a joker.
Speaker 3: I like watching the shows though, like in practical jokers.
Speaker 3: I was watching like random clips this morning for no
Speaker 3: reason other than it just like shut up on my timeline.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fucking it's fun to watch. I
Speaker 1: will say, it's not fun to experience. Yeah, remember the
Speaker 1: one who made it. The guy died, Oh yeah there
Speaker 1: was recent I saw that and he freaking he just
Speaker 1: the other guy went through the time over there. It
Speaker 1: was just stressed out he thought his friend died. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he thought. I played so much of my friend died
Speaker 1: And then you were like, how would you do this? Well,
Speaker 1: they they're so this is our jokes. I was watching.
Speaker 3: I was watching this morning, like the one where they
Speaker 3: put a tiger in his in the room with him whenever, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, that's so insane. So it was a real tiger.
Speaker 3: Was a real tiger like it was and it was
Speaker 3: like on a rope like tied to like the shower
Speaker 3: bar or something, and it was just like, that's not
Speaker 3: enough to stop a tiger. No, but I assume it's
Speaker 3: like a I don't know, a mega mega mega mega doss.
Speaker 3: They probably drugged that tiger up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably said so, I said, dated to the point
Speaker 1: that it was probably dead. Yeah, yeah, there's there's no way.
Speaker 1: But still that would have I would have not been
Speaker 1: friends with anybody after that like that. That would be
Speaker 1: too much for me. I was like, you, yeah, like
Speaker 1: fuck you, that's not that's not fun. That's so that's
Speaker 1: so unfunny.
Speaker 3: It's unreal. What I mean.
Speaker 1: I would play the slow game and I'd wait till
Speaker 1: I go to your house and I would open hand
Speaker 1: slap the funk out of your child.
Speaker 3: You know, my prank would be I would walk up
Speaker 3: to that tiger, put my head in its mouth, and die,
Speaker 3: and then they would have to live the rest of
Speaker 3: their lives knowing that they put me in a situation that.
Speaker 1: Is so fucked up. That is probably almost as fun
Speaker 1: that was what they did to you. Yeah it is,
Speaker 1: but like this is like you panic, You're like you
Speaker 1: start freaking out of you. It's like you get a
Speaker 1: level of like blitz.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, except that I know what I'll do. I
Speaker 3: know how to get out of this stressful situation.
Speaker 1: And you slap the tiger. Yeah, punch it.
Speaker 3: You uppercut the tiger's jaw into your own head.
Speaker 1: And the tiger's like, WHOA wanted me to do this?
Speaker 1: The tiger steps back. I didn't mean to do that.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: I didn't want to kill him. I didn't want to know.
Speaker 1: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: And then they time travel back to nineteen sixteen and
Speaker 3: then lynched the tiger in the town square.
Speaker 1: Well, that's fire like they did that elephant eleven. Do
Speaker 1: you remembered that you remember told the tiger right? Of course,
Speaker 1: now who's at the Why would you say that? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: we're talking about tigers. Are you talking about He's not
Speaker 1: like fucking eight? Remember right? Like, are you talking about Anthony,
Speaker 1: Anthony the Tiger? Anthony?
Speaker 3: What about him?
Speaker 1: You remember when they made the Frosted Flakes extreme where
Speaker 1: he had he had lightning bolts on his body instead
Speaker 1: of this ecstatic shock? Why did you point like?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Nothing? You remember when he had like the lightnings he
Speaker 1: made like the they didn't cut the camera at the
Speaker 1: right time. They Yeah, uh my brain, I'm the Virginie.
Speaker 1: I gotta get back. I got it back in my timeline,
Speaker 1: all right. Remember when they made the extremes for the
Speaker 1: for the were the Frosted Flakes had the lightning bolts
Speaker 1: on his body for some reason? Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Wait what when frosted Tony the
Speaker 1: Tiger had lightning bolts on his body for some reason?
Speaker 3: Tony the Tiger the Tiger lightning bolt design? I feel
Speaker 3: like it would just come up with the lightning bolt.
Speaker 1: Remember, Oh yeah, what the hell was this? I forgot
Speaker 1: about this? It had like protein and on my guess.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all. What the fun is.
Speaker 1: So many series of got taken off the market in
Speaker 1: our lifetime because they've been like poison. Yeah, that's true, dude.
Speaker 1: I I think I think. So I'm not having a
Speaker 1: cartoon when.
Speaker 4: But there's this protein cereal that I've been eating, and
Speaker 4: I think I think there's something wrong with it, because, like,
Speaker 4: you know, when I was feeling really bad and I
Speaker 4: got a cold and oscary and all this shit, I've
Speaker 4: replicated everything else that was eating at that time except
Speaker 4: for that, except for that cereal. And I was like,
Speaker 4: you know, and I'm like, wait a minute, is that
Speaker 4: because I was thinking, Oh, I'm ha, something's going on,
Speaker 4: and that's the one thing that I'm like scared to
Speaker 4: like try again.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember he.
Speaker 1: Had the extremes. I remember that, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I remember talking about having lightning bolts on his body.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I don't get it. I can. I
Speaker 1: can remember so much, but why moments of my why
Speaker 1: is he? But why is he powering up? Because they're
Speaker 1: like powered up frosted flakes with protein in them or something.
Speaker 1: I think it's protein. I don't know the protein sounds right,
Speaker 1: but maybe there's caffeine in it, there's caffeine done. What happened?
Speaker 1: He put it over his pants. I was trying. I couldn't.
Speaker 4: I was like, how do I draw the pants look
Speaker 4: like they're unbuttoned and then this cock is out of it?
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I had to erase it because I was like, I
Speaker 3: don't know how to do it to make it look
Speaker 3: like it's folded his hands crazy, I don't. I was
Speaker 3: just all I can do is just draw a mean cock,
Speaker 3: you know, not a nice like it's not it's not bad,
Speaker 3: it's not bad. Oh my god. Peenus Valley all right,
Speaker 3: Uh saddest substance, Yankee, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: Shut your fucking phone off?
Speaker 4: Keep just you don't you never need that ship, Just
Speaker 4: just keep it on, keep it on a vibrating Anyone
Speaker 4: who needs you that badly. They know how to get
Speaker 4: to you, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: They know to something finally gets the and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you missed it, Like really your son was born. I
Speaker 1: was like, your son was the fuck? We were pregnant?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: That makes me so mad? She's like, oh, I forgot
Speaker 1: to tell you. She just forgot. Yeah, I'd break up
Speaker 1: with her yeah, ye, I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Abort it, of course, saddest substance.
Speaker 1: Okay, what might become? Pour it on the floor and
Speaker 1: step on it.
Speaker 3: Sad as substance wrote it, and he says, hello people,
Speaker 3: uh short for pee people? What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 3: At what point would you say something?
Speaker 1: If?
Speaker 8: What?
Speaker 3: At what point would you say something if every time
Speaker 3: you saw Sweeney he was ten percent larger than the
Speaker 3: last time you saw him, would you confront him about
Speaker 3: his want and growth? Thank you? Thank you? Boys, feel
Speaker 3: so good on my earbones. So you're saying, like the
Speaker 3: thing that I'm imagining, right, is that you were like
Speaker 3: proportionally like scaled up ten percent, like in like a
Speaker 3: like photoshop document, like diagonal drag ten percent.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's it. That's that's already you just keep yeah,
Speaker 1: just kid, that's already really noticeable. The first time you
Speaker 1: guys will say something the first first time?
Speaker 3: Yeah, So first time I notice it, which would be
Speaker 3: immediately I would be like, what's going on, bud?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why are you ten percent large? What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? What do you mean? I wish
Speaker 1: I was on thozaro?
Speaker 4: The second time would be insane, So like we do
Speaker 4: the podcast twice a week, right, so the second time
Speaker 4: it be so then we noticed immediately multiplicative or.
Speaker 1: We just look at it. Yeah, of course, of course
Speaker 1: that's fucking that's terrifying. That's horrifying.
Speaker 3: So listen, ten percent is a lot, okay, Like ten
Speaker 3: percent is not like a meager like unnoticeable. Man, like
Speaker 3: I think the first time you come in after this
Speaker 3: is like a factor we'll notice because you have to
Speaker 3: fit in the frame. Yeah, of the camera, which will
Speaker 3: notice immediately like something's off. Yeah, you guys are just
Speaker 3: seeming to be like this is wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If that didn't happen though, that's what would give it away. Now,
Speaker 3: if so, if it would be so if we're gonna
Speaker 3: do it like we'll say, we're just gonna do it additive,
Speaker 3: like if you do within so basically in ten weeks,
Speaker 3: you'll be one hundred percent larger.
Speaker 1: No, I'd be more than that, Wait for you you
Speaker 1: would are we going? Are we going ten percent each time?
Speaker 1: Then at this moment, I'm oh, not weeks. I'm like, saw,
Speaker 1: I'm eleven and I'm eleven and five weeks because since
Speaker 1: we do it twice, ye, right, so I'm one hundred
Speaker 1: and ten percent at the second time, the first time
Speaker 1: you see me, Yeah, that would be ten percent more
Speaker 1: than a one hundred and ten percent. I was of
Speaker 1: my original self every time, and that would trigger you, guys.
Speaker 1: You guys told be like, something's wrong right now, really bad.
Speaker 1: I feel like there's something in your water.
Speaker 3: So yeah, if we did if we did it like
Speaker 3: the other way, would you think it, would you drink
Speaker 3: the water immediately?
Speaker 1: Be like, no, it was watering. You wouldn't want to
Speaker 1: be ten percent bigger, No, we should like, yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be I thought you look strange. I felt it
Speaker 1: wouldn't even be like like a nice like, oh you're taller.
Speaker 1: You would just be bigger in every way, in an
Speaker 1: odd way.
Speaker 3: I would just I would just look photoshopped, you know,
Speaker 3: like I just dragon dropped, you know. Yeah, I would
Speaker 3: look like I was just super imposed onto the world.
Speaker 3: I just wouldn't look right.
Speaker 1: I think the government would take you away, Yeah, they would.
Speaker 1: They want to take me already, yes, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I mean the tall baby, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here. No, what the talking the tall baby,
Speaker 1: the big baby that's kept growing. No, what the you're
Speaker 1: talking about, honey? I blew up the kids, none at
Speaker 1: the guy.
Speaker 3: It's really isn't that that like where somebody like fights
Speaker 3: a baby or something or what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Don't know, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: I feel like the long time ago, there was a
Speaker 3: movie that was discussed that there was a big baby
Speaker 3: and I think the guy like fights the baby or
Speaker 3: kills it or so.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I know there was one where like Will Ferrell punched
Speaker 3: a baby or something. I feel like I remember that
Speaker 3: gift going around.
Speaker 1: Yes, whoa what is it from? Yeah, it's this we once.
Speaker 1: I remember once on the podcast years ago, I thought
Speaker 1: he like fights the kid or something. That is so crazy.
Speaker 1: I would shoot that kid, all right, Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: would just shoot that kid. That's a day. A kid
Speaker 1: that's that size is a danger. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: A baby, that's that's the worst thing that could happen
Speaker 3: because the kids are like annoying your ship.
Speaker 1: Now imagine it being all huge. You're like like physically
Speaker 1: extremely imposing, being.
Speaker 3: Big, annoying, loud, and continent, and then also being able
Speaker 3: to match anybody physically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm hitting those knees with bats.
Speaker 3: I'm fucking I'm tall baby crawling at you full speed
Speaker 3: with like the grip strength of a baby accelerated by
Speaker 3: like his mask.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just the head. I would just be like,
Speaker 1: guess what, boom.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of that's the kind of a baby
Speaker 3: that's like big enough that like if it ship up
Speaker 3: its own back, it would break the windows.
Speaker 1: I would. I would, yeah, I would. Even if you
Speaker 1: push it off the roof, it would be. So it's
Speaker 1: probably so big in I wanted the video. I wants
Speaker 1: the video.
Speaker 3: On the other day, like, people just got on this
Speaker 3: thread of people shooting themselves in the middle of fights
Speaker 3: in the middle there's somehow a lot of these, and
Speaker 3: there was a one where it's like, hey, yo, he
Speaker 3: should himself.
Speaker 1: You shooting himself? We got cock on him. Leave him alone. Man,
Speaker 1: he's done, he's done. He's stinky.
Speaker 3: He's done, he's stinky, stunk himself up. I mean, you'd
Speaker 3: never come back from that. You'd have to if that
Speaker 3: happened in school, especially that happened in high school. Like
Speaker 3: first of all, you would kill yourself, I mean reasonably
Speaker 3: means it's over, or you would move like you're not
Speaker 3: saying that does that imply that the person.
Speaker 1: Do you think the person was already on the verge
Speaker 1: of shitting themselves. They probably had like a stomach thing
Speaker 1: and then they for some reason picked a fight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's a lot a lot of the times
Speaker 3: that I see this happen. It's people who like picked
Speaker 3: the fights that end up shitting themselves, which is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, why not just avoid that situation? Got it?
Speaker 3: See there there honoery because they're constipated. Yeah, they're angry,
Speaker 3: and then like there's people literal behavior stomach hurts, so
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be a ship hit yeah, dude, Like there's.
Speaker 4: There's some people that can't, like they don't have normal ships, right,
Speaker 4: so they're just all backed.
Speaker 1: Up and then toddlers and women logic.
Speaker 4: Then they get hit once and they shipped themselves. That
Speaker 4: is it, which is that's hilarious getting slapped in the
Speaker 4: face and then that's probably exactly what happens, you know
Speaker 4: that ship. The people's reactions are so great. It's like
Speaker 4: there's one where you think you got you got on
Speaker 4: his shirt somehow, and I'm like, how.
Speaker 8: The o.
Speaker 1: I would so be dumb with that fighting be running
Speaker 1: take the guy in the ribs and leave for the
Speaker 1: ship to also like be visible.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of ships, a lot of ship that's
Speaker 3: a lot because normally people that normally ship themselves, you
Speaker 3: would never know unless you smell like smells like ship.
Speaker 4: But like normally it's contained with it because it's not.
Speaker 4: You didn't take a full fucking dump let some of
Speaker 4: it out. Oh I shipped myself.
Speaker 1: You're gonna fight.
Speaker 3: We're dark, we're dark pants, can wear dark or maybe
Speaker 3: brown pants.
Speaker 1: You start wearing brown pants. This is on the case
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 4: Brown sweats, and then we're the what zip ties around
Speaker 4: your ankles to make sure it doesn't leak out?
Speaker 1: That's so alarm.
Speaker 3: Understanding that that's a problem with you to the degree
Speaker 3: that you have to prepare for that in that way
Speaker 3: is so outrageous.
Speaker 1: Someone has a dress shirt on and brown sweats with
Speaker 1: zip tizes around, like you know, what's going on with them?
Speaker 1: What do you gonna to be asked?
Speaker 3: He's like, what do you got zip ties around? Like, oh, well, see,
Speaker 3: I shipped myself a lot. It's just up front about
Speaker 3: it because like what it was he gonna do?
Speaker 1: Lie, you do? What's gonnappen?
Speaker 3: Sweat should myself a lot, and sometimes it leaks out
Speaker 3: of my pants. So this preventive measure for everybody's well
Speaker 3: being exactly.
Speaker 1: Oh, I appreciate that.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, thanks, I'm not gonna talk to you anymore,
Speaker 3: but oh I love, I love.
Speaker 4: I updated to iOS eighteen and now I can't find
Speaker 4: my favorites.
Speaker 1: I haven't where the fuck are my favorites. I don't know, God,
Speaker 1: why do they do this, because like it's a new
Speaker 1: it's a new foo Jesus Christ, Thank God, I don't
Speaker 1: have to deal with that right now. I don't know
Speaker 1: where I've never turning my far.
Speaker 3: I wanted to show you, guys, those remember those fashion
Speaker 3: pants they're like like ballooned up and say like this
Speaker 3: is like people piss and shit of those Like you
Speaker 3: can just you don't have to go to the bathroom anymore.
Speaker 1: The stores are there and cool. I wouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to show the screen, but I at least I'll edit
Speaker 1: it in. Yeah, where the fuck are the favorites at anyway.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we would confront him immediately, I think if he
Speaker 3: was getting exponentially bigger. Next question from Paz, he says, Hey,
Speaker 3: Latino Slant Podcast, I got an interesting question, what do
Speaker 3: you think about kink? I noticed that despite you guys
Speaker 3: being in your late thirties, let's relax, I'm late thirties.
Speaker 3: Just only me, I'm I us turn thirty. I'll be
Speaker 3: thirty one. I think in like two months, I'll be
Speaker 3: thirty one next year or so. Yeah, so let's relax.
Speaker 3: Let's relax a little bit. Let's not matter.
Speaker 1: A little big baby, dumb, little big baby bit double
Speaker 1: big double bit baby, big bitch, baby's stupid baby bitch.
Speaker 3: Arrest him, arrested, arrest him, Demons get him, demons get him?
Speaker 1: Who is that from?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 1: Like, it's like demons rip right out? So dumb?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: He says, what do you think about king?
Speaker 3: I notice that this about you guys being in your
Speaker 3: late thirties, every single one of you has the sexual
Speaker 3: taste of a boiled chicken, and get uncomfortable about preference.
Speaker 3: It's such a small boobs, blow jobs or non peniti
Speaker 3: of sex. I don't think that's have you met me?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I think it's fucking dubious.
Speaker 4: I feel like maybe this is in reference to something
Speaker 4: like because I remember an old conversation of like you
Speaker 4: were you were it was you. It was you alone
Speaker 4: saying like, oh it's normal to like wait months to
Speaker 4: fuck your your your Uh I thought it other first.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought dating was when I was younger.
Speaker 1: I mean granted, granted, like I I got older and
Speaker 1: I was like definitely fucked girls one time. I fucked
Speaker 1: them the day I met him and it never talked again.
Speaker 1: But like, to me, you guts what happened, Like you
Speaker 1: gotta know if you're sexually competitive, not immediately you have
Speaker 1: to be before, but soon you have to know. I
Speaker 1: don't know early.
Speaker 3: I would prefer before, but if well, I've just personally
Speaker 3: I've never dated anybody who was like that.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I would just hate to get married to somebody and
Speaker 3: then like you end up sleeping with them for the
Speaker 3: first time and then it's just like not only is
Speaker 3: there no not only is there no sexual chemistry, but
Speaker 3: like I don't even know like like even just like
Speaker 3: they're they're not even good at you or just that
Speaker 3: it's not even it's it's more just like a compatibility thing.
Speaker 3: It's right, Oh, not even the like the pheromones aren't working.
Speaker 3: Like everything's like I'm not even interested, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, and you're not, and they're like I need
Speaker 3: freak ship, and y'all didn't discuss that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. You gotta do that. Shit has to happen obviously,
Speaker 1: Like I don't know, it's just.
Speaker 3: Get so much smarter, Like you can take the gamble.
Speaker 3: You can't gamble if you want to.
Speaker 1: My problem, we're not down the question is fair.
Speaker 3: Actually, I don't know where he's getting a lout of this, though,
Speaker 3: She says Chris in particular just like blow jobs, but
Speaker 3: would notably also give them if the right woman had penis.
Speaker 3: Is pred this is Lady Gaga. I think you guys
Speaker 3: would I think I said that as a joke.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 3: I think you guys would either bloom or boom at
Speaker 3: the fulsome street fair thoughts.
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? I don't know. It's probably
Speaker 1: some fucking raw like eyes white party. I don't know,
Speaker 1: like in a fulsome like fulsome Cali.
Speaker 3: I got no idea.
Speaker 1: We're all eating around this, but I I mean, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 4: I'm first of all, like seeing stuff doesn't bother me
Speaker 4: in a way that like say, if there was a
Speaker 4: if I was at like a fair parade, or anything
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 1: I know where I'm at.
Speaker 3: So it was like, say, when they're they're doing like
Speaker 3: pride shit and like weho, that wouldn't bother me because
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know what I'm I know what I'm
Speaker 3: I'm there. If I'm there, I know what I could see.
Speaker 4: Right, I can see a lot of gay dudes do
Speaker 4: some crazy ship be mad as it would be weird.
Speaker 3: It's like, why are you here being angry? Because because
Speaker 3: I need to be angry, I.
Speaker 1: Just go under their way. I have no reason to
Speaker 1: be here, but I flew state. I flew from the
Speaker 1: other state to get here to bed to be mad
Speaker 1: while here's the hardest dick it's already turns and knocks
Speaker 1: people over. That's how scary movie. Yeah, damn, I took
Speaker 1: too many viagrads. I took too many. Have you heard
Speaker 1: about the Barly packs? Don't we talked about?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we talked about I saw that. But I feel
Speaker 3: like I might be good for there's honey packs and yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I don't think. I don't think
Speaker 3: we're that Like, is the is the insinuation here that
Speaker 3: we're prudish? Is that kind of like that's kind of
Speaker 3: like the vib I mean, I think there was things
Speaker 3: that we've talked about before that were a little like
Speaker 3: and rather.
Speaker 1: Let me say this about blow jobs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, By the way, I have avoid talking about this
Speaker 3: stuff specifically because I know that like at some point,
Speaker 3: my like, my family's gonna come into this and I
Speaker 3: just don't want to have this conversation. But tell I
Speaker 3: will say, yeah, uncle cousin, leave skip thirty minutes. But
Speaker 3: it's not necessarily that like I dislike them. It's that
Speaker 3: I would if it's part of it, right, If it's
Speaker 3: just part of like the you know, the event of
Speaker 3: having sex, then a blowjob is like okay, fine, cool,
Speaker 3: Like it's part of it, it's like part of the
Speaker 3: routine in some way. But if it's just that, no,
Speaker 3: if the idea is like it's just a blodded now,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 1: I think I just I've got a lot of bad
Speaker 1: blow jobs about it. If I'm being honest, that's yeah.
Speaker 3: I quite they've they've missed more than they've hit, and
Speaker 3: so for me, I'm just like, eh, it's not really fortunate.
Speaker 1: Man, That's not my experience at all. I think girls,
Speaker 1: I just don't want to.
Speaker 3: I don't want to bust if it's not if I'm
Speaker 3: not also doing everything, like I just don't see the
Speaker 3: point and just jerk off at that point. O, god,
Speaker 3: I couldn't. I couldn't be so further from that.
Speaker 1: That's fair. Yeah, that's fine to be good at giving
Speaker 1: blow drops.
Speaker 3: Somebody commented recently that your hair looks poorly cropped, poorly cropped,
Speaker 3: like like it's oh like like if it was cropped out,
Speaker 3: and it's like like they're like, you need a fucking erase.
Speaker 3: You need to you need to doil to too much
Speaker 3: off tail over here. And on the other side, hair
Speaker 3: is always yeah, there's always little parts out of it,
Speaker 3: like you gotta you gotta picked.
Speaker 1: It out recently, Yeah you got that, Yeah, basically. But
Speaker 1: so like, for a girl to be good at sucking dick,
Speaker 1: they have to suck dick a lot. And I feel like,
Speaker 1: and they can just suck one guy's dick a lot,
Speaker 1: we have to suck dick. I just don't want to
Speaker 1: like imply like, oh, you know something, mine is gonna
Speaker 1: run in the opposite or have something quite often, and
Speaker 1: I feel like more often than not, most girls are
Speaker 1: like I don't I don't do that that much.
Speaker 3: It's just I don't like I have a very I
Speaker 3: don't know if it's a New York thing.
Speaker 1: Like I've gotten good blowdops from girls, but like they're
Speaker 1: you know, girls that were probably relatively more person miscuous. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, so not girls I'm dating. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I would sleep with them and be like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: I'll fuck you again if you want to fuck again.
Speaker 1: But I'm not. I think it's like a woman, your growth,
Speaker 1: your I think for me.
Speaker 3: I think for me, it's like more like I think
Speaker 3: it's more for me. It's like it's it's like this
Speaker 3: is just kind of like.
Speaker 1: A good blowdob is crazy though the really good one
Speaker 1: is like pretty bonkers, but I'd still rather get some cheeks.
Speaker 1: That's kind of That's kind of what That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like it's almost like like whenever, like my family
Speaker 3: like cooked, Like whenever my family makes dinner, right and
Speaker 3: they like, okay, it's like we'll have the choice, like
Speaker 3: we're gonna cook the meat and it's like fish, steak, pork, chicken, whatever.
Speaker 1: I like fish, right, yeah, But if.
Speaker 3: I have an option for cooked meat fish is like
Speaker 3: the last thing I'm gonna be picking every single time,
Speaker 3: Like I don't give a shit about it. Like a
Speaker 3: cooked salmon's fine, but it doesn't hold the candles like
Speaker 3: a like a like a really nice good piece of chicken,
Speaker 3: a good good steak. Yeah, And so for me, I'm
Speaker 3: just like this is fine, but like it's it's not
Speaker 3: gonna be my go to and if it and if
Speaker 3: this is how this is the beginning, middle and end
Speaker 3: of this. No, no, this is this is, if anything,
Speaker 3: the initiation of something that will go later or like
Speaker 3: a middle part.
Speaker 1: This is not ending this way.
Speaker 3: I have a I have a completely different philosophy, like
Speaker 3: especially like say a lot of times everybody works for
Speaker 3: the most part, and people have like really tough jobs.
Speaker 1: They are tired at the end of the day.
Speaker 4: I think one of the most cool and rewarding things
Speaker 4: I would say, like if we were gonna do like
Speaker 4: a dinner analogy, it would be like, all right, here's
Speaker 4: here's a dinner, like a big fucking huge dinner. But
Speaker 4: I had to cook it all and do all this
Speaker 4: hard work and then I get to really enjoy it,
Speaker 4: which is like a lot of sex, a lot of times,
Speaker 4: a lot of warming up, a lot of parts to it,
Speaker 4: or something a little bit less.
Speaker 1: I'm just fucking you. Just pop over. You just pop over,
Speaker 1: jam try just pop the like maybe go back to
Speaker 1: my real family.
Speaker 4: So now you have your significant other make you something
Speaker 4: that's not as grandiose, but you didn't have to put
Speaker 4: any of the work into it, and then you just
Speaker 4: got to enjoy that ship. And to me, like so
Speaker 4: like you just be like see a lot of times
Speaker 4: on the couch, I'm chilling, not doing a goddamn thing,
Speaker 4: and then just you know, ship pops off, and I'm
Speaker 4: like that was awesome versus the the fucking the idea
Speaker 4: of like the whole process, because sometimes you're just really
Speaker 4: tired and you're like, fuck, I'm not mentally in the
Speaker 4: mood to bang, because it's the process. And and then
Speaker 4: there's also the work because I don't I don't casually
Speaker 4: fuck like in the sorry, that's not the right.
Speaker 1: I don't fuck soft. I guess so what I mean
Speaker 1: is I don't like, you don't have you don't have
Speaker 1: sensual sex. I know I can, but then it always
Speaker 1: revs up, so like the whole thing, the whole thing
Speaker 1: is like not a healthy relationship. I'm fucking I feel
Speaker 1: like I've only had like basically sex maybe three four
Speaker 1: times in my life. Here's the thing, it's me. It'll
Speaker 1: start off sensual a lot of time.
Speaker 3: It'll start off like say missionary, right, Like that's so crazy,
Speaker 3: like missionary like kissing.
Speaker 1: Like, look, there's a reason I don't think every time
Speaker 1: you don't do that. Every time there's there's because there's
Speaker 1: that makes sense, that's that's why, that's why let's not
Speaker 1: continue this.
Speaker 3: Are you saying you don't do quikies?
Speaker 1: Is that what you're saying? You suck? You suck ud
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it now. I've been read
Speaker 1: to you for decades and it all makes sense. Now.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, quick as are a godsend.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you're just like, hey, I'm in the mood, you're
Speaker 4: in the mood, quick fucking smash.
Speaker 3: This is the beginning of the shift. Now, this is
Speaker 3: if there's no shift, I'm not interested. To me, that
Speaker 3: sounds like you sound like R and B music. Like
Speaker 3: that means like R and B music is is love
Speaker 3: making music?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: You sound you sound like an arm B song to me,
Speaker 4: where it's like it's not you know, you don't casually
Speaker 4: put you know, like if you're gonna have a quickie,
Speaker 4: don't put on R and B, right, you just turn
Speaker 4: on death metal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just you know fast.
Speaker 4: There's the difference where it's like, hey, mood candles, all
Speaker 4: this stuff, you know, get the lighting down. There's that,
Speaker 4: and then there's putting Netflix on in the background. So
Speaker 4: possibly you drowned out some stuff with the neighbors because
Speaker 4: we're gonna, like we're gonna ten minutes just you know.
Speaker 4: So I think I don't know variety. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 4: like an expansion type right in in marves cap come.
Speaker 1: To do everything. I'm all around.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm all around, putting it short, all
Speaker 4: around her. I enjoy it all I can one way.
Speaker 4: Just I'll never pilate a woman, so I can never
Speaker 4: be an all around just I'd rather die whatever. Poor
Speaker 4: girl girl literally like she said, and I'm like, ah, whatever,
Speaker 4: did she watches porn?
Speaker 1: She's like you can do that. Man put their faces there.
Speaker 3: It's literally just a science class. Like it's not even porn.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's just like just normal, like a
Speaker 3: diagram event.
Speaker 1: Normal man don't immediately blow up when they go down.
Speaker 1: I've been like, I've been liked. I can't do it, Lily,
Speaker 1: you want me to die.
Speaker 3: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I have a condition, Yeah, have a condition. I hate it.
Speaker 3: I hate.
Speaker 1: I'm not get pussy ass, pussy man. I'm not a
Speaker 1: bot him. I'm gonna want put my face. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: sounds so that's real. So that's so real. Bruce.
Speaker 3: Did Bruce the genetic Jackhammer roade in or the genetic
Speaker 3: Jackamer Ferrando Jack? He says, hello, best friends, could Sweeney
Speaker 3: sit closer to the mic? I think he's very funny
Speaker 3: and entertaining, but I have trouble hearing him sometimes. I
Speaker 3: love this question.
Speaker 1: Guy, thank you. I keep saying, you've been doing the
Speaker 1: four plus years, sir, I've been. I've been on it
Speaker 1: a concus effort to doing better. I will give you,
Speaker 1: I'll give you credit. You're doing better.
Speaker 4: But I still every time I see you, when you're
Speaker 4: getting ready to say something really profound, you back away
Speaker 4: and I'm like, I'm like, oh God, he's doing it again.
Speaker 1: I can't believe. I'm like, dude, grab the mic and
Speaker 1: then take it with you. Take it with you. That's it,
Speaker 1: that's it. Just take it with you. Yeah, we might
Speaker 1: have to. You might have to have punishment.
Speaker 3: Just hold the motherfucker and then that like you forget
Speaker 3: to raise it, dude, well to be fair like some people,
Speaker 3: because even Jaffe, who's like David Jaffe, Yeah, at the show,
Speaker 3: he's like forgetting to talk into the microphone and he's
Speaker 3: like a story, dude, Like it's just like it's just
Speaker 3: it's I think it's second nature to some people.
Speaker 1: Homophobia. It's a big back cock. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: I guess it's dodging is crazy, like ducking fucking gaggy.
Speaker 1: There's this video of this guy eating like like for
Speaker 1: the year old sardines. Ye I bet. Yeah, So it's
Speaker 1: just wretching so much, and I'm like, poor dude, that's
Speaker 1: not poor dude. He did to himself. I have seen that.
Speaker 1: What a fucking idiot. I'm wretching. You shouldn't.
Speaker 3: It's his friend there and his friend throws up too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wretching.
Speaker 3: Is so funny though, Like I've seen that, Like when
Speaker 3: I I can't remember the last time I've been so
Speaker 3: sick that I wretched, but I do remember that the last.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's like it's like when you're in that moment.
Speaker 1: It's just like it is so funny that I'm this
Speaker 1: damage right now because I threw up and laughed. You
Speaker 1: ever laughed and you threw up.
Speaker 3: I have been so sick that I threw up and
Speaker 3: just couldn't stop laughing. Yeah, because it was just like
Speaker 3: because I felt it came out of my nose, because
Speaker 3: I just felt so sick and so in pain that
Speaker 3: I was like, this is a fucking joke, Like nothing
Speaker 3: is serious. I was just like this is That's like
Speaker 3: that was like the Joker moment where it's just.
Speaker 1: Like life's a comedy. Like it's just like I can't believe.
Speaker 3: That this type of pain is real. And it was
Speaker 3: from like I wasn't gonna in high school or like
Speaker 3: college or something. It was like some bad something like
Speaker 3: from some restaurant. I think it was like it's funny too,
Speaker 3: because it was like the one time that I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I guess I'll have seafood that get yeah, and it
Speaker 3: was like crabs and I was just like a great, yeah,
Speaker 3: well crab, I guess crabs is an STD.
Speaker 1: I thought it was one. I have one big crab
Speaker 1: on microin. I thought it was.
Speaker 3: Like those parasites that like bite the tongue of the fish.
Speaker 1: Have you know what that is? You don't know that.
Speaker 3: So there's a parasite that lives in the ocean, and
Speaker 3: another reason.
Speaker 1: Why we should boil the oceans.
Speaker 3: By the way, there's a parasite that lives the whole
Speaker 3: that like I guess it crawls in through like a
Speaker 3: fish's gills, sits in their mouth, bites the tongue and
Speaker 3: then like the end of the tongue like necrofies and
Speaker 3: like falls off, and then it just becomes the new tongue,
Speaker 3: like it just sits in the mouth of the fish.
Speaker 1: Thank you Jesus, yeah, thank you for them.
Speaker 3: Brought that on the fucking arc. He was like, oh,
Speaker 3: these things have a great bright future ahead of us.
Speaker 3: Is just disgusting. Take refuge. And then I like, the
Speaker 3: little bugs that bite the tongue of the fish should
Speaker 3: become I think that's adorable and cute and worth bringing along.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna build a little room for them on my boat.
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 3: I like in the Simpsons, they're doing Uh, Troy McClure,
Speaker 3: he's doing He's playing on Noah and he's like, uh,
Speaker 3: he's like two of every animals, all right, two animals,
Speaker 3: two of every animals. And it's like even the stink
Speaker 3: beetles especially stinks and then lighting each it was so funny,
Speaker 3: so stupid, Like, yeah, yeah, I like that story.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's certain animals that I'm just like the very
Speaker 3: existence of certain animals. I feel like this proves the
Speaker 3: entire thing, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Well, even if you did.
Speaker 3: Believe that was possible, it's like, why the fun would
Speaker 3: you say this?
Speaker 1: You would just have to say, well, at least it
Speaker 1: takes out the benevolency, right, yeah, a benevolent beaity which
Speaker 1: do this. It's not it's that thing's not nice whatever
Speaker 1: that is. He's just having fun. Yeah, yeah, bring youna
Speaker 1: be funny. Dude. Put the parents that swings up the
Speaker 1: peace stream on the boat. Dude, carry that after the
Speaker 1: flood to be hilarious. This l happenings high five in
Speaker 1: this other game, Angels two pedophilesophiles because they're animals, is
Speaker 1: there beasts? Beast has a good connotation, they're creatures.
Speaker 3: Wells connotation kind of somewhat. Yeah, Anyway, dogs are beasts
Speaker 3: though they're like our beast. They're like our pet beasts.
Speaker 3: They're like the beast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just means like possibly dangerous. I think he's
Speaker 1: going through it right now. Bro, He's going through people
Speaker 1: just trying to tear him down, and I get it,
Speaker 1: shooting every shot they cannot and I'm like, bro, the
Speaker 1: ultimate representation of capitalism is an easy target. Man.
Speaker 3: The fact that he helped heal the ocean piss actually
Speaker 3: does pissed me out. And that did no way that happened.
Speaker 3: By the way, when he remember that story about how
Speaker 3: he took like seven thousand or something like tons and
Speaker 3: tons of garbage or the ocean, he was like, I
Speaker 3: got rid of all the plask in the ocean. That
Speaker 3: first of all, it didn't happen. If it did happen,
Speaker 3: I don't like you, because, uh, the ocean should suffer.
Speaker 1: This is an animal, especially a large or dangerous legged one.
Speaker 3: So okay, a dangerous for legged animal. So like Jared Fogel,
Speaker 3: you think that's how he that's how you're played.
Speaker 1: Do you think he pounced?
Speaker 3: Have you guys?
Speaker 1: Have you guys seen you guys saw that pool over?
Speaker 1: Well he just goes on off like that. That's how
Speaker 1: Jarge attacked, lost all that weight that he was running,
Speaker 1: went into a kid's past. I can't believe that ship
Speaker 1: he dove into a kids rather disappeared. He didn't even
Speaker 1: like displace anything the kids like he's trying to get
Speaker 1: it out again. He's in there, that's it.
Speaker 3: He's like the guy with the shirt from the last episode.
Speaker 1: Oh right, he can just people. You can just disappear
Speaker 1: into children's pants. It's power. That power is that? Huh?
Speaker 1: Is it? People that are child's a heart too, like
Speaker 1: the children at chows that heart. You don't want that
Speaker 1: ship though, but no, simply for mobility, for mobility, not
Speaker 1: for like that's a full penis. I don't want that,
Speaker 1: but I want like that.
Speaker 3: Bit like he's like from Infamous, Like he's using like
Speaker 3: the smoke to travel.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, realizing any means he can.
Speaker 3: To get around God bless Anyway. I don't remember what
Speaker 3: the question was, but thanks, I don't. Yeah, you look,
Speaker 3: I just hate thinking about that ship. Sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 3: of course.
Speaker 1: You am, because you're not one. That's what it says. Hey,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 3: Uh, Devin is pregnant wrote in he says, hey gay
Speaker 3: gay and slight slightly less gay a friend and I
Speaker 3: went to New York for the second time, in which
Speaker 3: Chris ignored both d ms on Twitter, asking you for
Speaker 3: it's likely, dude, I get so much honestly, dude, Like
Speaker 3: I get so much spam on Twitter. It's like it's
Speaker 3: I don't even bother. He only opens the one that
Speaker 3: say U, what is it like fucking your sister or something?
Speaker 3: Only I only open uh sexual advances? Yeah, that and
Speaker 3: that's it was that. Actually, do I wonder if I
Speaker 3: have any more of those? Like I literally get like
Speaker 3: I literally get like twenty a day that are clearly
Speaker 3: not real and it's just like, you know whatever, there
Speaker 3: are other ways to get Instagram is a little bit
Speaker 3: more reliable. Yeah, for if you want to do like
Speaker 3: a message request, I'll see it a while, but he
Speaker 3: says it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So a friend I went to New York for the
Speaker 3: second time. We venture this is wild to me. We
Speaker 3: ventured into the Bronx.
Speaker 1: As a visitor that's my home, sick, that's where I'm from.
Speaker 3: And found the Fuda Islamic Center Inc. Fuda What does
Speaker 3: that mean?
Speaker 1: Fuda?
Speaker 3: Well like food, and that's what I'm thinking, Like, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I don't I don't know what that means,
Speaker 3: like it is real, is real, and we have pictures
Speaker 3: of it. During this trip, we found out that the
Speaker 3: Bronx was an absolute dumpster fire. Two men were hot
Speaker 3: wiring your car while police passed. Human ship was on
Speaker 3: the sidewalk and I saw a mother dump a baby
Speaker 3: out of a stroller to get something from it.
Speaker 1: That's not real.
Speaker 3: Uh is the Bronx the most Is the Bronx the
Speaker 3: most fucked of all the boroughs?
Speaker 1: Of course? Uh? Yes, on its exterior, yes, what do
Speaker 1: you mean under the exterior, Brooklyn is by far the
Speaker 1: most fucked, But I think on the surface level, Bronx
Speaker 1: the most fuck. Why what do you mean does Brooklyn
Speaker 1: the crime? Brooklyn's out of pocket?
Speaker 6: I thought, I thought it's all.
Speaker 1: I thought. They kicked everybody out. They kicked everybody out
Speaker 1: of near the water. Like if we get near the water,
Speaker 1: it's like very like jewish and white suburban starbucksy in.
Speaker 1: But when you go there's still a lot of cybers,
Speaker 1: and further in like East Brooklyn, it gets like insane again.
Speaker 3: You see that the bedsty aquarium? Did you see that? No?
Speaker 1: No, do you see this?
Speaker 3: It's like there's like a fire heard that it's been
Speaker 3: leaking and it's there was like I guess like it
Speaker 3: kind of like cratered into there's something something with it,
Speaker 3: and it just filled with water and people were just
Speaker 3: like putting fish in it. And so now there's just
Speaker 3: like like an actual like ecosystem of like fish in
Speaker 3: New York City just like swimming in this like in
Speaker 3: the sidewalk basically, and they got people like protecting it
Speaker 3: and like feeding them and like cleaning the water and stuff.
Speaker 3: But obviously it's they're done for, Like they're not gonna
Speaker 3: survive long. It's about to be winter there. I don't
Speaker 3: know what they're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Fun fact. You know fish actually can they swim? They
Speaker 1: swim further down when motherfucker just said the fun fact,
Speaker 1: it is a fun fact. That's cool. I love animals.
Speaker 3: That's why I love animals of animals, and I love animals,
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I love them. They're fucking cool. But in monkeys and rabbits,
Speaker 1: crazy monkeys, fucking some black dude in the crowd, he
Speaker 1: would be in the crowd. He would not would be
Speaker 1: an usher or janitary. You gonna come with you to
Speaker 1: the Shirley Temple concert, would you go to that. No,
Speaker 1: even if it was free, it would have to be
Speaker 1: close not to get some sort of refreshment.
Speaker 3: I have to be able to walk to it. You
Speaker 3: think like, I'm not I'm not driving or uber and
Speaker 3: do a shirley.
Speaker 1: I get scared of thinking about being in the time
Speaker 1: wherever it was black and white. I just think like
Speaker 1: if I go back there and my clothes to lose
Speaker 1: their color for some reason, that is true. I know
Speaker 1: it's not true, but like, like, oh no, my clothes,
Speaker 1: Why would you say it's not true? How do you know?
Speaker 1: And they fucking strip your rights away, take my color
Speaker 1: and my right. You can't say, hello, anybody.
Speaker 3: That guy's gonna take your rights. Put on shirt a.
Speaker 1: Shirt that's really You can't take concepts that trapped like
Speaker 1: ship no longer liberal like that.
Speaker 3: That's too much, all right, saying you know, I hate
Speaker 3: I grew up with the Bronx. I have nostalgia for it.
Speaker 3: I get it, Uh, but like I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I really I'm glad I don't have to go back there.
Speaker 1: Don't go to the South Bronx. What is the what
Speaker 1: is the.
Speaker 3: Appeal you think to people wanting to visit like bad parts.
Speaker 1: So like just like I think they think it's gonna
Speaker 1: be cool because there's the romantization of like badness in
Speaker 1: the world something like that.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, just like because aren't the Joker stairs and
Speaker 3: you are in the Bronx, So it's like probably like
Speaker 3: there's like some stuff to go and see, I guess,
Speaker 3: but like I would only want to go there because
Speaker 3: Rumble and the Bronx, that Jackie Chan film.
Speaker 1: That's the only connection. Oh that's crazy. Literally you can't.
Speaker 1: You can see all the stores and everything. That's where
Speaker 1: my parents for instant store was on m Trumont. I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think Tremont ads over there, but it's like
Speaker 1: over Tremont, like the stairs that lead down to Third
Speaker 1: Avenue that's where that is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I see anyway, Uh.
Speaker 1: The Bronx, I don't. I don't remember the same way
Speaker 1: you do anymore, which is crazy, Like what I have
Speaker 1: the memories of it, everything very likely could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Is the part where it's like I think I remember this,
Speaker 1: but like I go there and be like just thrown asunder.
Speaker 1: Everybody put soccer rotrees. Before I moved away from there,
Speaker 1: they had soccer trees along the grand concourse, and they
Speaker 1: got rid of it. Ah, right when I left, they
Speaker 1: started making it better.
Speaker 3: Lizard rode In said, hey, friends, wear the propeller hats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta order something. Let's go see how much
Speaker 1: they cost?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how much?
Speaker 1: Or how much is a propeller? It can't be much, right,
Speaker 1: let me ten or I imagine, like a good one.
Speaker 1: But there were ten dollars, you know, speller? Oh fuck?
Speaker 3: What the iPad out? We get really hold on me,
Speaker 3: we get.
Speaker 1: Get into it all right. Propeller hat adult.
Speaker 3: Twenty two pack for twenty uh yeah, damn. And if
Speaker 3: one comes with a bow tie, that's kind of hard
Speaker 3: to do it. I think we should just buy them twenty.
Speaker 3: So there's a few of them, so twenty for two.
Speaker 1: On average, there's so one for twelve, but the bow
Speaker 1: tiler's one for ten ninety nine. I got look at
Speaker 1: his fucking dufis.
Speaker 3: With his his dumb, retarded son. He just didn't want
Speaker 3: his son to feel bad. I'm a rocket with you.
Speaker 1: His son is clearly autistic, and he likes He's like,
Speaker 1: I can't put him through this alone. Dude, that's fucked up.
Speaker 3: He's like, son, that's a good dad, though, it is
Speaker 3: a good dad to do it too, But I'd also
Speaker 3: be like, son, you don't understand. I know you love this,
Speaker 3: but the implications people are gonna treat you differently if
Speaker 3: you wear this hat.
Speaker 1: Nah, that's a good Noah, you'd be a good parent,
Speaker 1: and you do that for him. You can do it.
Speaker 1: You keep it to the mind of phone, like I'll
Speaker 1: do whenever you're at home, see what.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of trying to mask your son
Speaker 3: from that. But at the same time, I'd be like,
Speaker 3: in the real world, he's gonna get fucking torn to pieces.
Speaker 3: So I'm kind of like, I can't. That was like,
Speaker 3: there was a kid recently who like was like a
Speaker 3: little black kid who had like his mom did his
Speaker 3: hair like Goku. Yeah, And I thought, I I before
Speaker 3: school like he went to and it just looked it
Speaker 3: was so big. His hair was so big. And I
Speaker 3: remember thinking, like, this would have gotten you like assassinated.
Speaker 1: No at that game.
Speaker 3: You know when I was when I was going to school,
Speaker 3: if you came to school like that, you were getting assassinated.
Speaker 1: I think at his age it'd be fine.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, man Like, Like, it depends on
Speaker 3: the type of school he's going.
Speaker 1: And a six seven year old like in New York,
Speaker 1: I think people would have picked on you, but more
Speaker 1: people would be like, that's catch it kind of cool
Speaker 1: because I like dragon ball Z.
Speaker 3: I don't think so. But once once you're older than
Speaker 3: like seven, literally you can't do shake that.
Speaker 1: No more people pick on you. I think like elementary school,
Speaker 1: like seven, Once you're like OT seven, people start picking
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, I guess seven, seventh grade, second grade, ye,
Speaker 1: because when kid start getting become asked people, because kids
Speaker 1: become assholes around like what like third grade, every kid's
Speaker 1: kind of an asshole. Yeah grade, every kid's kind of
Speaker 1: even the good kids are kind of disassholes at that moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah hmm, damn. Maybe most socks because I wasn't because
Speaker 1: I wasn't a jackass kid, but even I was kind
Speaker 1: of a bit of a little shitty because if something
Speaker 1: was funny, I would just make fun of it. That's
Speaker 1: that's what you did at that age. Yeah. Yeah, found
Speaker 1: one for eight dollars. You're gay? Remember propeller hats my
Speaker 1: full helicopter. All right. One of my friends comes out
Speaker 1: to me as gay as a seven year old, and
Speaker 1: I say, hahi, you're gay and I pick on him.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, it's your duty, No fucking way.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm gonna read this. I don't know where
Speaker 3: this is just coming from the audience. I don't I
Speaker 3: haven't fact checked this. This is hot off the presses.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is real or not, but
Speaker 3: we're gonna share it anyway because I think it's funny.
Speaker 3: Doom bring a road in, he says, Hey, uh sneetzch
Speaker 3: corn and Slannish slanesh?
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 3: What is that from?
Speaker 1: I think from Warhammer? Is it? It must be?
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, he says, not a question. But a while back,
Speaker 3: I mentioned in a question about how I once saw
Speaker 3: a guy use his real name and face for a
Speaker 3: porn account.
Speaker 1: Oh is that the one that made you split up? Yeah? Diabolical.
Speaker 3: Well it's not the same guy, but that end wokeness
Speaker 3: Twitter guy just had his ex videos account leaked and
Speaker 3: you guessed it.
Speaker 1: He used his real name.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about Jack Pisobiac because that's who I
Speaker 3: know who runs that account. No, please, God, I hope
Speaker 3: that's real.
Speaker 1: I hope it's real too. I don't like watches.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know it's cut porn. You know it's
Speaker 3: BBC ship. I bet I haven't seen anything. Does he
Speaker 3: give any examples of No, he just says like, well,
Speaker 3: he says, by the way, Derek, the guy who used
Speaker 3: his real name and face, was commenting on transport do
Speaker 3: with that as you will.
Speaker 4: Of course it because it never fucking failed. It's too
Speaker 4: cliche at this point where it's boring.
Speaker 3: Like it's to the point like now where it's just
Speaker 3: like like like I look at Charlie Kirk and I'm like,
Speaker 3: you're gay, Like you're gay, like afraid of it, but gay.
Speaker 3: Like it's just everyone's saying the groomer ship, they're they're
Speaker 3: fucking pedophiles, They're they're fucking perverts. That guy, this guy,
Speaker 3: this guy who was named like Joe Joey Marenara something
Speaker 3: like that. He all he he kept saying, he kept calling,
Speaker 3: he kept using If you if you check his Twitter
Speaker 3: account and you search tranny Seamen, it's like probably fifty tweets.
Speaker 4: He just kept throwing it out. He's like this anti
Speaker 4: trans gun. I'm like, this guy fucks non stop trans women.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Like it's so boring. I was like, bro,
Speaker 4: come on, you're not even you're fooling no one. You're
Speaker 4: not even fooling the right. Like even they're like, all right, bro,
Speaker 4: calm down, brother, relax brother.
Speaker 1: I just I don't know anyway, Like those motherfuckers are
Speaker 1: so disingenuous it's crazy. I mean, it's all I would love. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a conversation. Well, it wouldn't I think it
Speaker 1: would be. You would think it would be fun? That wouldn't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't let myself get angry. I would have to
Speaker 1: keep myself calm. I'm like, all right, no, but you
Speaker 1: would just then you would just be giving like a
Speaker 1: soft ball. What would you I don't what would it be?
Speaker 1: What would be fun about it? Like I would like, oh,
Speaker 1: really interesting? It would be like interesting? Would it would
Speaker 1: it be? Would you be having fun pretending like it's interesting?
Speaker 1: Because I'd be able to laugh at this guy's saying
Speaker 1: such outrageous ship. I don't know whatever. I guess are you?
Speaker 1: Are you coming on to me? Just your ideas? So okay,
Speaker 1: make at your number just in case we want to
Speaker 1: just we go do another conversation. Number. You want to
Speaker 1: go over to my house? Want it's only me and
Speaker 1: you my house and I want to I want to
Speaker 1: continue this conversation over some some wine, some wanden my asshole,
Speaker 1: my ass.
Speaker 3: What do you get when you cross an out with
Speaker 3: the bungee GUARDA.
Speaker 1: Crazy stupid had the car trying to reset this, Betty,
Speaker 1: I missed my old guitar. I had this checkter that
Speaker 1: was I named and named her, Betty. You name your guitars,
Speaker 1: I used to. I don't do it anymore. I named
Speaker 1: my flashlights. But what's your latest one, Bob?
Speaker 3: I was gonna say Billy Bob. I was gonna say Bio.
Speaker 1: Shore for Roberta Roberto or Roberta Roberta. That's so stupid.
Speaker 3: Color Bob, Bob, Oh, my fucking guy, Sponge Robert Sponge, Robert.
Speaker 1: Where the fun? I have seen those asshole flash lights?
Speaker 1: You see them? They have butthole ones. Have you seen that?
Speaker 1: I have seen, and I was like, I really want
Speaker 1: to get into the butt puts the combination one so bad,
Speaker 1: and I just want to have that in my bedroom.
Speaker 1: But Lily walked into I've seen. I thought about one
Speaker 1: and put in the background of like videos, because like
Speaker 1: it's like like a torso almost It's not like a
Speaker 1: full torso, but it's like a small version of an
Speaker 1: ass and everything. I was like, dude, that's kind of creepy.
Speaker 1: It's a pie and the motherfuckers are going to town
Speaker 1: on this piece of the body. I gotta it has
Speaker 1: to be like a full one to lift it up.
Speaker 1: Least I want to a little left with it. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get real doll to send me some ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. They said they didn't sponsorship, but that was
Speaker 1: years ago. I'm gonna try to get I don't know
Speaker 1: might as well, you know mine as well. How do
Speaker 1: you get rid of that? Though? Is the thing like
Speaker 1: you dispose of a real doll? What did some you
Speaker 1: gotta be.
Speaker 3: I don't know what I saw, but somebody just threw
Speaker 3: one on the street. Because the thing that I feel
Speaker 3: about it is like, well, listen, this is the unfortunate
Speaker 3: reality of the real doll.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: They're too big to just throw in a trash. It
Speaker 3: is so on some level you have to.
Speaker 1: Have to dismember. You have to dismember it, which is sketchy.
Speaker 3: E man, there's no way to do that without inherently
Speaker 3: like that's disturbing. Yeah, it's just like, oh, here's this
Speaker 3: facsimile of a woman, I'm gonna dismember it. Maybe you
Speaker 3: want to because I want to, but I just really
Speaker 3: want to get rid of this thing. Maybe you want
Speaker 3: to put in sulphuric acid, you know, like I would
Speaker 3: just be like whatever, maybe one at a time, maybe
Speaker 3: like a leg, and continuously it's just like a leg.
Speaker 3: One week for for the garbage, and then like the
Speaker 3: other leg, then like the torso unfortunate.
Speaker 1: Next week, you're gonna happen. You're gonna have to, because I.
Speaker 4: Still feel like at some point that if the head
Speaker 4: even isolated somehow, there's gonna be a trash bag person
Speaker 4: that's gonna freak out or something.
Speaker 1: Something's gonna happen.
Speaker 3: I'm sure that's already happened many times, come to think
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, Like, if you're getting that, if
Speaker 1: you're already buying one, you be enough to hold onto,
Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, you gotta be real, like if you
Speaker 1: got it, man, be real. I want I want one, dude.
Speaker 3: I wonder, I wonder what if I if I showed
Speaker 3: up with one, what would think? I think I would
Speaker 3: just be terrified, Like there's something aboutnnequins that I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't like that. It was very creepy.
Speaker 1: I just want, like, I.
Speaker 3: Wonder if you guys are play Condemned Criminal Origins. It
Speaker 3: was like a horror game on like the three sixty,
Speaker 3: like early on I think it was like That's sixty
Speaker 3: and seven. There was like a there was like an
Speaker 3: early level in that game, or like I played the.
Speaker 1: Demo, I should actually play.
Speaker 3: I think I own it. But one of the first
Speaker 3: enemy types that you find is like mannequins, but they
Speaker 3: have like holes, like it's no face, and it's just
Speaker 3: like it's so creepy. It's like genuinely like some of
Speaker 3: the most unsettling ship that I've ever seen. But anyway,
Speaker 3: see the last question and then we'll wrap things up,
Speaker 3: says Jumped Jumped Mojo Jojo wrote in gets beat the
Speaker 3: fuck up, dude says hello minorities. He says, hello minorities
Speaker 3: with better character design than anything in Concord. Long time listener,
Speaker 3: first time ask welcome. A few episodes ago, you were
Speaker 3: all talking about how stories adding extra content or explaining
Speaker 3: things can ruin the original vibe of the story. So
Speaker 3: I wanted to ask if there are any examples of
Speaker 3: additional story slash info slash reccons that y'all actually like.
Speaker 3: For example, mine is how Marvel reccon gamma radiation into
Speaker 3: a form of demonic hell magic and made the Hulk
Speaker 3: somewhat of an avatar of the Devil. Happy spooky month
Speaker 3: to you goons and goblins and swinging.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? So what happens is that
Speaker 1: game radiation is a byproduct of devil of like the Devil,
Speaker 1: not the Devil, because Marvel, there's no like Lucifer Devil.
Speaker 1: Is there a bath homet there is, there's like, you know,
Speaker 1: the hell princes, the ones that they actually talk about,
Speaker 1: like in the the Demon Denomonico whatever it's called Sentinel.
Speaker 1: There's a there's me. There's all those characters. They're all yeah,
Speaker 1: those all hell lords, Okay. And what happens is the
Speaker 1: creator of the mar University one above all his his
Speaker 1: the energy you create and call me beals and call
Speaker 1: me bells. Really chill, dude, his wings just goat face
Speaker 1: sits that was popping up and Biells above. I'm a
Speaker 1: help prince. I don't really like it. It's not really
Speaker 1: my vibe. But you know, you got to make your
Speaker 1: bread away. You make your bread, you know, yeah, give
Speaker 1: me your's face off. But it's like a byproduct of
Speaker 1: the energy he creates, and then it gave it to Hulk,
Speaker 1: and it's like it leads to it. The energy itself
Speaker 1: is a conduit to be able to get to that
Speaker 1: hell dimension pretty much, and then the hulp is full,
Speaker 1: full jam packed with it. So that's when he helps me.
Speaker 1: He's like a he's like a demonic presence, a sort
Speaker 1: of the energy uses demonic. So I guess that's why
Speaker 1: when you saw him in the game where he he
Speaker 1: hawked out again in the game All Monstrous? Is this
Speaker 1: a modern thing that it's very modern? Like how recent
Speaker 1: seventeen twenty seventeen. Oh, that's pretty recent. It's pretty recent. Huh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not even in the cards for like the
Speaker 3: MCU theoretically not any times. That's kind of well, I'm
Speaker 3: not saying like, I just mean like that wasn't a
Speaker 3: thing when like Edward Norton not was taking not at all,
Speaker 3: not in the movies, but like even conceptually.
Speaker 1: Outside they weren't even thinking they're not okay, that was
Speaker 1: like way off. I mean that's kind of weird. I guess,
Speaker 1: like more interesting I guess. I guess the thing is
Speaker 1: that if by the nature of those stories, right, I
Speaker 1: think if you add things that are fun, if they
Speaker 1: lead to a fun story, yeah, and cool things happening,
Speaker 1: I'm okay with it because they heal stories keep going forever.
Speaker 1: I have a problem with that nature of it, but
Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Like for things like in right,
Speaker 1: most famous on The Spider Man, Right, they don't add
Speaker 1: things that make his stories more fun at all anymore.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's there's nothing he hasn't really done yet,
Speaker 1: so everything just turns it always Spider My story is
Speaker 1: always wrapped back to he's poor again and he he
Speaker 1: can't be responsible, and it's like, yeah, I mean, you
Speaker 1: know what's going on. It's it's just they keep the
Speaker 1: younger audience.
Speaker 3: It's the same reason that Bart is still ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's all the same. It's all the same show.
Speaker 1: For me. It's like I love Peter Park with all
Speaker 1: my heart, but it's like I can't read his comics anymore. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I can't. He's got everything that you got.
Speaker 1: It's not for you, right, I'm older than him now,
Speaker 1: so I guess that's what makes me Graaz like I'm
Speaker 1: older on you now, and my life is I have
Speaker 1: control of my life now, so I I pity you now, Peter.
Speaker 1: It's like that where I'm like, I.
Speaker 3: But you're gonna stitch it together, dude, You're gonna stop
Speaker 3: consuming certain things.
Speaker 1: And they're hoping nobody fun because Miles is. They let
Speaker 1: him be fun well until until they won't. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: it will happen to him.
Speaker 3: This is because these characters won't be like. Look, I
Speaker 3: think the reason why Jesus is such a well written
Speaker 3: character and such a popular character because they stopped you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, you had like he's like a
Speaker 3: little baby and then it skips. Yeah, he's like when
Speaker 3: he's in Mysterious and he has like five I don't know,
Speaker 3: five days or five weeks or five I don't know
Speaker 3: how I could give a few minutes, but like he
Speaker 3: has he has a story, and then it ends we're
Speaker 3: not in like volume four thousand of Jesus. He's not
Speaker 3: like opening up like a coffee shot in Baker's field
Speaker 3: and he's like trying to figure out like that's terrible.
Speaker 4: Field sucks, but where I want to see a fucking
Speaker 4: The latest Indiana Jones. You you actually co op with Jesus,
Speaker 4: like it would be really cool, like Indian is a
Speaker 4: Jewish movie, Jewish power. Literally, Look, you don't, and that's fine.
Speaker 3: You just don't need these characters to live on for
Speaker 3: this long. Yeah, And the characters that do live on
Speaker 3: for that long are often best when they're like kind
Speaker 3: of simple, like I think about like like SpongeBob, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, like fucking whatever, like who cares?
Speaker 3: Or even just the Simpsons or family, like who fucking cares?
Speaker 3: Like it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: Any of that ship. Yeah, I've I've had enough of
Speaker 1: it for me. Yeah, it's like the Spider Master, if
Speaker 1: I love, will always be there like Doom Guy or something,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean exactly.
Speaker 4: The only thing that I'm looking forward to is when
Speaker 4: they're taking classics and turning them into films like animated
Speaker 4: films or whatever series.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that.
Speaker 1: I'm looking forward to that ship as far as Unfortunately
Speaker 1: that's what you're saying, like, what else are they gonna
Speaker 1: do with them? You're burnt out? What? Yeah? I think
Speaker 1: for the kings Men, right, the stories are they have
Speaker 1: more interesting natures with a group of them, there's so
Speaker 1: many there's so many thrones. Yeah, there's so many people.
Speaker 1: Because even Game of Dness could have went on for
Speaker 1: way longer as a series if they just wanted to
Speaker 1: go into more expansive things. There's a whole world.
Speaker 3: Well they could, but that's that's what I'm saying. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm more interested in like a world that continues. But
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1: Really I don't really like its like because I don't
Speaker 1: mind people taking up mantles afterwards either. I've that's never
Speaker 1: bothered me. I'm says bothers them. But like the idea
Speaker 1: of like Peter finishing off and then Miles being Spider
Speaker 1: Man for a while and then he's that's his story, yeah,
Speaker 1: and then Myles eventually stopping or there are And like
Speaker 1: I think that's fine because the world existing consistently is
Speaker 1: like how I play D and D. You know, D
Speaker 1: and D is like I've had for the most part,
Speaker 1: they can't have with my friend. It's been one world
Speaker 1: and it's like forty years plus since that first group
Speaker 1: of part heroes went out.
Speaker 4: Do you think there would be more legacy character or
Speaker 4: they would focus more on legacy characters if there wasn't this,
Speaker 4: you know, I think foe backlash that's been going on,
Speaker 4: where oh.
Speaker 1: That's not the real Spider Man.
Speaker 4: Oh that's not Do you do you think that there
Speaker 4: would be more of a focus on like trying to
Speaker 4: move in this direction more if there wasn't this, because
Speaker 4: you know, there's like I say foe because I don't
Speaker 4: think it's real.
Speaker 1: I think people are some people had things like that,
Speaker 1: some people care about something like I. It made me
Speaker 1: feel weird at first, but then I was like, well,
Speaker 1: look at look at this character's literature for the years, right. Uh,
Speaker 1: he grew up, went to high school, meta girl, he
Speaker 1: liked Lost One, went through a lot of top repulations,
Speaker 1: and then like he got married for a while before
Speaker 1: they took that out for some reason. They got married,
Speaker 1: and then he went on to be a teacher, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that makes sense. Like that's a
Speaker 1: that's an arc, that's a life. You know, obviously he's
Speaker 1: still around if this ship is the fan, he's still
Speaker 1: there to help if they need him. But that's a
Speaker 1: good story. That's he made it. You know, he made
Speaker 1: do with the what he hads and now he's done.
Speaker 1: You know, that's fine. But I also, I I have
Speaker 1: a healthy connection to these characters. I think that's the
Speaker 1: thing that like other people don't they focused themselves. Some
Speaker 1: people didn't. It didn't escape the point where they're like
Speaker 1: they're still like not able to get things done. For me,
Speaker 1: I grew up, you know, so I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 1: just when he grows up and I grow up, and
Speaker 1: eventually that's a stepping off point, you know, like you
Speaker 1: go do whatever you're gonna do at this point, you know.
Speaker 1: But some people don't really get that or that. They
Speaker 1: only find like real big love in the things of him,
Speaker 1: Like with Goku too, Like Goku could be done fighting.
Speaker 1: He couets go off in the space and fight somewhere
Speaker 1: else and let Gohan or go Tan or fucking Pickle
Speaker 1: all anios niggas that are on Earth just do what
Speaker 1: they're gonna do. Like I don't have a problem with that.
Speaker 1: Like when he's on Wes's planet, I'm like, yeah, go Traine,
Speaker 1: it wee and vegeta until you fucking die or some shit,
Speaker 1: because you don't need to be here no more. There's
Speaker 1: plenty of characters enough that can protect people from things,
Speaker 1: but then when they pull them back in it's like,
Speaker 1: is that necessary exactly? But that's how my brain works
Speaker 1: for stories. I think that you have to progress stories.
Speaker 1: That makes them better. But some people are like I
Speaker 1: want them to state exactly the way they've always been.
Speaker 3: Which is, well, there's this the character, and then there's
Speaker 3: the icon. Right, there's like these characters exist in two
Speaker 3: different planes, Like Peter Parker and Spider Man. He's a character,
Speaker 3: but he's also an icon. Yeah, and like people I
Speaker 3: think are more attached to the icon than the character. Yeah,
Speaker 3: which is because I quite frankly could give a fuck
Speaker 3: if Peter Parker's a teacher now, like that's not that's
Speaker 3: not Spider Man, and I could give a fuck. I
Speaker 3: don't really care.
Speaker 1: I think that that matters so little to me. It's crazy.
Speaker 1: But the fact but the thing is that I feel
Speaker 1: like that then you're you're such a that's such a
Speaker 1: reductive view of the character. I understand that's your view
Speaker 1: of the character, but that's so reductive in what the
Speaker 1: character is actually as a character. Right.
Speaker 3: But what I'm saying is like, I guess, no one
Speaker 3: it's not it's almost.
Speaker 1: Don't love the characters, but they love the icon of
Speaker 1: Spider man, I think that's what it probably is.
Speaker 3: Well, no, it's kind of the the the other thing
Speaker 3: where was like there was the stroke like say I'm
Speaker 3: I'm with you in the way that when I when
Speaker 3: Batman Beyond came out, for example, I was fucking excited
Speaker 3: because I loved it.
Speaker 1: I was already I was.
Speaker 4: Already at the point and it was still so it's
Speaker 4: so late into the bat mantle because of what has
Speaker 4: happened even way before I was born. Yeah, well, me
Speaker 4: catching up on all that stuff and being a really
Speaker 4: huge Batman fan, I was like, I'm good. I really
Speaker 4: like this direction. I was like, I hope that they
Speaker 4: really pushed this hard. I wanted them to focus a
Speaker 4: lot more on it because I was fine with Bruce
Speaker 4: being out of the picture and there's this new Batman
Speaker 4: that's like.
Speaker 1: He also present, so that's the thing. He was get
Speaker 1: what you get everything you need with but he's.
Speaker 4: Like he's so in the background and in the chair,
Speaker 4: which which I love that. He's like he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's kind of the new Oracle because he can't really
Speaker 4: do anything. I'm just gonna give you guys. I thought
Speaker 4: that was great and I wish that there wasn't these
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know these people.
Speaker 4: I feel like, because there's the oh, you're taking too
Speaker 4: many risks, go back to what always works, you know,
Speaker 4: And I wish that kind of like I was like, damn, guys,
Speaker 4: just trust in the I think so if you kind
Speaker 4: of just keep going in this one direction, people will
Speaker 4: accept it and then and the build upon that and
Speaker 4: then maybe do some one offs like oh, let's let's
Speaker 4: bring Bruce back in some bullshit, let's do let's do
Speaker 4: a thing would work.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I actually kind of feel like it's better for the
Speaker 3: fact that they keep trying to continue the stories really
Speaker 3: is also the problem.
Speaker 1: I don't even thin get.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't even think it's necessarily that they
Speaker 3: go into a direction that people don't like and then
Speaker 3: they go back and they revert.
Speaker 1: I think that's also a problem.
Speaker 3: But like you could avoid that entire situation by just
Speaker 3: retiring the character's done. The character's done, Like you don't
Speaker 3: need more, Like I don't need to see Spider Man
Speaker 3: become a teacher. Like even at that point, it's just like, what,
Speaker 3: like care, just go to someone else.
Speaker 1: Between Peter Parker and Spider Man Peter Parker has a
Speaker 1: whole life outside of him being a character in a costume.
Speaker 1: And I think that's what I love. That's what particularly
Speaker 1: for him, I've always loved is that there's a whole
Speaker 1: ass person other than Spider Man. Like he's out here
Speaker 1: fighting crimesoning that, but then like Peter Parker's genuinely a
Speaker 1: guy trying to find But yeah, but that's that's why.
Speaker 1: But that's not what everybody wants from it, I think people.
Speaker 3: But we've got a lot of that already. Like the
Speaker 3: the teacher thing, it's just another thing on top of it.
Speaker 3: It's just the same thing.
Speaker 1: But I think I think that's cool. I think that's
Speaker 1: I think that's where that's where you finish off that story,
Speaker 1: you know, that's where the story comes to line the end.
Speaker 1: He's a teacher, he has kids.
Speaker 3: But most people, most people's narrative of Spider Man is
Speaker 3: that he's he was a kid in high school, he
Speaker 3: got he got bit, he has these enemies, and then
Speaker 3: he he he's you know, a superhero. But then that's it.
Speaker 1: But the thing is that Spider Man has hasn't been
Speaker 1: a kid for so long. That's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I'm saying not. But that's the thing, like people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's a kid, he's a young guy. He hasn't been
Speaker 1: a young guy for a long fucking but he's not
Speaker 1: real so he is.
Speaker 3: And at the same time, well, yes and no. That's
Speaker 3: what people's understanding of Spider Man is like when you
Speaker 3: think of.
Speaker 1: Spider right, Like people are like, oh, Spider Man because
Speaker 1: for me, only because I've read his character, I'm like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was a young guy that got bit by a
Speaker 1: spider started off young.
Speaker 3: Well, I like, yeah, but let's just say, for example,
Speaker 3: the the the uh even the Samurai and the animated
Speaker 3: series was like senior college.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like that's where that's my That's that's when he
Speaker 1: pops off us. That's when he becomes the character that
Speaker 1: people say they like so much. Yeah, that's what they say.
Speaker 1: They like him young and is like he wasn't.
Speaker 3: But see, but that's that's the thing where I'm like,
Speaker 3: I was like, has it always been the way because
Speaker 3: I've always seen me prime Spider Man was was early twenties?
Speaker 3: Was yeah, because when he was college post college yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but that but that is also where the story ends
Speaker 3: for a lot of people like that. The story of
Speaker 3: Spider Man is he's a kid that becomes a superhero
Speaker 3: and like he's well, like he gets really good at it,
Speaker 3: and then you know he's a he just continues on
Speaker 3: doing that.
Speaker 1: Like that's people. That's the story of Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I you know, yeah, no one cares where he ends
Speaker 3: up because it doesn't matter because he's satisfied what people
Speaker 3: want out of him, which is like they gave they
Speaker 3: gave him a unique point of origin. But I think
Speaker 3: that's because there's no other kid superhero. That's what stuck
Speaker 3: out about it in the first place.
Speaker 1: Not well there's no kid main hero. It was because
Speaker 1: it was like Rob, there was Robin's like that, but
Speaker 1: he wasn't the main character. It was like other people.
Speaker 4: But like and he was like probably a kid though,
Speaker 4: like no Robin, Like yeah, he was like properly because
Speaker 4: when he started off, Rob was like twelve. Yeah, like
Speaker 4: I would say, barely pubescent, right heah, he was a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So that like there's that Spider Man.
Speaker 4: I just like I always say, when you were seventeen
Speaker 4: years old people calling you a kid, you would be
Speaker 4: like shut the fuck up. You would you wouldn't consider
Speaker 4: you didn't consider yourself a kid when you were seventeen
Speaker 4: years old?
Speaker 1: He was, he was a he was a young guys
Speaker 1: used to He got bit when he was fifteen. He
Speaker 1: started to be Spider Man at sixteen sixteen. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: he was he was young. Yeah, and today is that
Speaker 1: such nothing happens then, Like that's the.
Speaker 3: Thing for me, Like nothing on anything has to happen,
Speaker 3: because that's that in and of itself is what grabbed people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, But it's I can't
Speaker 1: he's the happen but the iconicness of him right, the
Speaker 1: the the the moments, like moment to mom other than
Speaker 1: Uncle Ben's death obviously, it's like when he was like
Speaker 1: very young. But the moment to moment, intuations, the uh,
Speaker 1: the situations uh and meeting m J really, Harry Osbourne,
Speaker 1: freaking venom, uh, green Goblin, all those things are He's not.
Speaker 3: Look, all I'm saying is that we don't need to
Speaker 3: follow Peter Parker into the point where he's forty five.
Speaker 1: Uh No, we don't.
Speaker 3: Like I don't care that he becomes a professor like cool.
Speaker 1: I love that to me.
Speaker 3: It's to me, I almost like prefer stories where it's
Speaker 3: like you get some kind of an arc, but ultimately,
Speaker 3: like the ending is kind of up to not necessarily interpretation.
Speaker 3: But I always like the dragon ball Z ending, like
Speaker 3: the one that's assumed or the one that was like
Speaker 3: kind of like hypothers. I was like, eventually like okum
Speaker 3: Vidia just like battle in space until they die or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's like, that's I love that. I think that's fine,
Speaker 1: that's great because that's you know, that's a finality. That's finality,
Speaker 1: and I think that's a thing that a lot of
Speaker 1: stories when it comes to comic books fail. There's no finality, right,
Speaker 1: was the biggest film. I come at this from the well,
Speaker 1: I come at this the end of money character. I
Speaker 1: come at this from the perspective.
Speaker 3: I come at this from the perspective of see it
Speaker 3: just seeing the ways that other things that I love
Speaker 3: have failed by leaning into that specific thing.
Speaker 1: Well, finality or no, the opposite.
Speaker 3: The just the unwillingness to just like move on from
Speaker 3: a character when you've gotten what you need from them,
Speaker 3: like like Halo the Chief, you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: It's like, we don't need more of this, like it's over,
Speaker 3: it's fine, And they actually did it's like, here's what
Speaker 3: you see, here's reach, here's we made this work for
Speaker 3: other characters.
Speaker 1: Go do this again.
Speaker 3: And they're like, no, bring him back breaking break glass
Speaker 3: in case of emergency.
Speaker 1: It's like, you don't.
Speaker 3: I don't care to know that, Like he eventually like
Speaker 3: becomes a per like more of a person.
Speaker 1: I don't need that out of him. I love.
Speaker 3: That's not what his purpose is. And Spider Man's purposes
Speaker 3: not to teach people that they can become teachers.
Speaker 1: Like it's like, well, well, you can make it away,
Speaker 1: you can make a way, you can figure yourself out,
Speaker 1: because this whole story about him is not being able
Speaker 1: to do so and then him doing.
Speaker 3: That's what makes but that's what makes him a relatable
Speaker 3: character in the first place. Well yeah, is that struggle
Speaker 3: in some ways for him to ever figure it out?
Speaker 1: And I disagree. I think him figuring out is actually
Speaker 1: the best way story can ahead. No, I think so too.
Speaker 3: I just don't think you need to see him when
Speaker 3: he's forty.
Speaker 1: I think I think him move him somebody having a
Speaker 1: life and like knowing that like the world will be.
Speaker 3: We know that never look we ultimately it's a mood
Speaker 3: point because you know they're gonna be fifty other Spider Man's,
Speaker 3: so like, who cares, you know, I.
Speaker 1: Think, like, I think the amount of Spider Mans have
Speaker 1: is a problem too. I think that's a huge fucking problem.
Speaker 1: I think that like Miguel Ohare being one in a
Speaker 1: distant future makes sense, Like he finds an article about
Speaker 1: Spider Man's like I want to be like this man
Speaker 1: in the future. I think that's fine. I think Miles
Speaker 1: out of the universe picking up in another universe, not
Speaker 1: the same one as Peter picking up and becoming Spider Man.
Speaker 1: After that Peter Parker dies when he could have helped him.
Speaker 1: All that in one place is stupid. That's dumb to me.
Speaker 1: It's like it's just this there. I think the you
Speaker 1: shouldn't say Spider Man and people turn ahead and say,
Speaker 1: what that's dumb. This you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Spider Verse stuff I think was like novelty
Speaker 3: and kind of cool for a while. Oh no, it is, yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's you know, the movies are well animated and
Speaker 3: they're good, Like I wouldn't say that they're not good,
Speaker 3: but the concept of it is kind of annoying at
Speaker 3: this point, Like it.
Speaker 1: Was cool to animated series. Here's a fun.
Speaker 3: I'd rather just see alternate, Like I like, I want
Speaker 3: to see ideas like the because the concept of Spider
Speaker 3: Man is great. It's a great idea, so just move
Speaker 3: it around, you know, like I would love dude, Like
Speaker 3: I think we talked about it before, but like what
Speaker 3: was that like like almost like a feudal Japan Spider Man.
Speaker 3: I can't remember what the we were talking about, but
Speaker 3: like an old almost like an old like West or
Speaker 3: not maybe not, but like a proper would unfair if
Speaker 3: it was unless like you know, but it's like Spider Man,
Speaker 3: but it like fits into like whatever it is, like
Speaker 3: in the way that there's like like I love Annie
Speaker 3: Musha Musha series word, there's like magic and actual demons
Speaker 3: and stuff in that.
Speaker 1: So it would be like that if you have like
Speaker 1: a Spider Man in that time, there would be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a cowboy that just wears black all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I want to see that.
Speaker 3: I want to see them play with the concepts more
Speaker 3: outside of like Okay, here's Ease in New York and
Speaker 3: it's like swinging in I love that.
Speaker 1: They like they do that. The problem is that you
Speaker 1: never you never hear about it because they don't. They
Speaker 1: don't put like, it's not the backing, it's not the flagship.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 3: They don't back that they should. They see the Batman?
Speaker 3: Do you see the Batman?
Speaker 1: Ye?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, that was good, But.
Speaker 3: I don't need this, and this is another origin story
Speaker 3: or another Batman?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why the fuck do I?
Speaker 3: I don't need another pang.
Speaker 1: I don't. Do you remember steampunk Batman game that leaked?
Speaker 1: Do you remember that?
Speaker 3: I know a long time ago there was like a
Speaker 3: steampunk Batman game that was in development or some somewhere,
Speaker 3: and like a like footage of it leaked, but I
Speaker 3: don't think it ever went anywhere.
Speaker 1: I was I was like, this looks sick as hell.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. This is like two thousand and nine
Speaker 1: or something. You can't really try very hard to change
Speaker 1: the way the paradigm works for characters that are legacy characters.
Speaker 1: I love legacy character. I think it's really cool. I
Speaker 1: think a person picking up the Man with somebody else.
Speaker 1: I'm a fan, so I said, like, I love Wally West.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite characters. I like fucking Guy
Speaker 1: gard I like Guy Gardner. I like like Gay Gardner
Speaker 1: and Wiener West Wiener West Garner. John Stewart, He's my
Speaker 1: least favorite Green Lantern. He's You're racist, second second to
Speaker 1: the least. I like Kyle Rayner and and and.
Speaker 3: How Jordan such a white boy is crazy.
Speaker 1: I loved him so much. I sucks. Kyle's so cool.
Speaker 1: He just unfortunately it's just his girlfriend got put in
Speaker 1: a freezer. He's so fucking cool. I think it's because
Speaker 1: it's the things he creates are more cool. I just
Speaker 1: need he's he's more creative. But I think that's just
Speaker 1: by default of him being one of the well by
Speaker 1: him being one of the newest character created, because you
Speaker 1: have to up ith, you know what I mean. By
Speaker 1: default he's making John Stewart in every appearance he's and
Speaker 1: he's fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: I think that's about a doubt I like him because
Speaker 3: there's not enough characters like him. Yeah, like it was Yeah,
Speaker 3: gotam by gaslight. I think this was just like the
Speaker 3: idea of this was just like this was a tech
Speaker 3: demo sort of to do like the cloth physics. It
Speaker 3: looks crazy, Yeah, and it's like twelve years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so that's nuts, Like twenty twelve but the idea of
Speaker 3: like Steampond or not even necessary a steam bug, but
Speaker 3: the idea of like Batman, but like in like Jack
Speaker 3: the Ripper time. Imagine if they did, if they did
Speaker 3: like Final Crisis and then they did like say, oh,
Speaker 3: here's Batman traveling back to time to get back, you know,
Speaker 3: imagine that they did that.
Speaker 1: People would have so much fun with that shit. But
Speaker 1: it's it and it's not out of the realm mode.
Speaker 1: It would have fun. You and I would have fun, dude.
Speaker 4: The fact that like, look, I bet because of you know, everybody,
Speaker 4: they accepted the the oh my god, what is it?
Speaker 3: Marvel's fucking cosmic shit. People accepted it because I think
Speaker 3: back in the day people were scared of like, we
Speaker 3: can't introduce all of this ship to them, We can't
Speaker 3: put in.
Speaker 1: Blue and green people. I disagree. I think people were
Speaker 1: more willing to accept that then because of how based
Speaker 1: off of what, because of just how well it works.
Speaker 3: I agree that would be I agree with that whole Hartle.
Speaker 3: I think people would.
Speaker 4: What I mean is, from an executive standpoint, the fucking
Speaker 4: producers and the wigs were saying ship like that, the same.
Speaker 1: Reason why things were like Star Trek were on things
Speaker 1: of like Stargate were on like that. You and I
Speaker 1: are on the same wing. We agreed, We agreed. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about the advocate of the people that are.
Speaker 3: Like up, the people that have suppressed things constantly.
Speaker 4: The reason why X men didn't have their costumes and
Speaker 4: the way I think that they were afraid to introduce stanos,
Speaker 4: and it was the same reason why they just completely
Speaker 4: threw out the concept of death Lady death or anything
Speaker 4: because people just won't get I think that people that
Speaker 4: would have made deals actually really people would accept it.
Speaker 1: If they just gave it to them. Death is being
Speaker 1: going to be played by Uvey Plaza. You're kidding? Wait
Speaker 1: is that actually happening? I don't know.
Speaker 3: You just see the saying no I did, I did
Speaker 3: see this. I don't know if it's I think it's
Speaker 3: marble related.
Speaker 1: Are you lying or telling the truth? Are you lying about?
Speaker 1: Tell the truth? Keep telling the truth about Okay, don't
Speaker 1: tell me that they would put death in after all
Speaker 1: this shit happened. I don't think I would even swear
Speaker 1: to God, I'd be like, what the point I think
Speaker 1: I saw that it might not be more.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a maybe it's a movie completely separate where
Speaker 3: Aubrey Plaza plays Death. I mean that's probably true interesting,
Speaker 3: but yeah, that were the cases. Yeah, I get it,
Speaker 3: why not, but it's like, like.
Speaker 1: Why would you have after the Thanos? The Thanos that
Speaker 1: we got is like he's cool for the narrative. He
Speaker 1: works what he works for, so basically he's not the
Speaker 1: he's not the guy that like when he comes to Earth,
Speaker 1: everyone is like.
Speaker 3: Fuck, imagine how interesting he'd be if his motivations were like, say,
Speaker 3: like h like.
Speaker 1: Genuine nihilism.
Speaker 3: And in Agatha all along that that fucking show that
Speaker 3: they're doing the Witches. With the Witches, Aubrey Plaza is
Speaker 3: playing Lady Death, there's well after the main his main
Speaker 3: motivation for doing what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Deadpool and Death have like a relationship. I guess as
Speaker 1: well too. Whatever man dead Pools.
Speaker 4: It's one of those things where it's like the big
Speaker 4: wigs just keeping they've missed so many opportunities because they
Speaker 4: just they think that they know what's best and they
Speaker 4: clearly don't. Yeah, it's been proven time and time again,
Speaker 4: but they still I think it's just like an arrogant thing.
Speaker 4: Once you're once you have all the money and all
Speaker 4: this power and control. You think you know better. It's
Speaker 4: like Vince McMahon. Vince McMahon has proven that he is
Speaker 4: so out of touch with wrestling that people were saying
Speaker 4: and once he's gone, that's it's gonna fail.
Speaker 3: And it's doing better than it's ever done. It's it's
Speaker 3: just like it still is, in fact super popular. It's
Speaker 3: it's so it's doing better than it's ever done. And
Speaker 3: the I mean ever since the attitude.
Speaker 1: Dude, wrestling was the cool thing once upon a time
Speaker 1: when I was born, when I was young, it was
Speaker 1: coming out of that era of it being the courting
Speaker 1: every time, but it was still really popular. And then
Speaker 1: like over the twenty tens, it kind of dropped down
Speaker 1: a lot. But now it's like fucking early two. Logan
Speaker 1: Paul Logan Paul is a fucking huge swearhead of how
Speaker 1: popular wrestling it.
Speaker 3: It's crazy, it's kind of nuts. I like, I hate
Speaker 3: that guy as a person, but he's actually a fantastic performer.
Speaker 1: It's great. Oh yeah, he plays the heel. It made
Speaker 1: me dom other than dom right now, he plays a
Speaker 1: better than anyone I've ever seen.
Speaker 4: It makes me mad that he's good at that because
Speaker 4: I don't want I don't want to give him any
Speaker 4: plot props for anything.
Speaker 1: I think seeing Dominic Mysterio be a hyper cunt and
Speaker 1: in him going like an interviewings.
Speaker 3: I mean he's taken after his dad, you know, like
Speaker 3: his dad light Cheat steel Man, Like, that's not his dad.
Speaker 1: Don't say that, it's not really his dad. Is he
Speaker 1: really his dad?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I was like that's not really No, Like did he
Speaker 1: did he adopt him?
Speaker 4: But that was like I know, I know that was
Speaker 4: like what the Ray Mystereo and the custody battle and
Speaker 4: with with Eddie Garrera there was supposed to be fighting
Speaker 4: for dom It was funny.
Speaker 1: Then he pulled a baby he.
Speaker 3: Is because he didn't used to wrestle with the mask
Speaker 3: on in w CW.
Speaker 1: He looks like it.
Speaker 4: No, so Ray Mysterio didn't have a mask on w CW.
Speaker 4: He would have on like Jean Dream Jean pants on you.
Speaker 4: He looks like marky Mark essentially, but like Mexican, and
Speaker 4: he is a baby. He looks like it's like it
Speaker 4: looks like he looks like that.
Speaker 1: It was just crazy. He looks so young. He looks
Speaker 1: younger than his son. Does now, it's crazy. On actually
Speaker 1: looks grown now, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know who any of these people are. You're
Speaker 1: not a wrestling fan. Yeah, I love that Mexican guy,
Speaker 1: don't I know? The mask Junior right, his dad was here,
Speaker 1: mister also probably your way. You're probably right. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I can't say for sure, Like the fucking like gout
Speaker 1: of here. I love wrestling, man, I'm sorry. I mean,
Speaker 1: wrestling's fun, you know, said nigga. That's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite moments ever. Who Vince Vince and fucking my nigga,
Speaker 1: that's crazy, he said, John john keep He's like what
Speaker 1: is he saying? Like keep? What did he say? Whatever?
Speaker 4: Something something, my nigga. And then fucking Booker t you know,
Speaker 4: black wrestler comes over and just like and the funny
Speaker 4: is Johnson that gives a real reaction like he's like,
Speaker 4: why did you say that? Oh yeah, keep it up,
Speaker 4: keep it up, Nego. And the way he even says it,
Speaker 4: it's like my neig he excited, he was excited.
Speaker 3: He got a character say it's crazy. It's so rmazart all.
Speaker 1: He's just like, you know, maintaining trying to keep my
Speaker 1: ship out and like just respectful and respectful nineties person response,
Speaker 1: and it's like keep it up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know if there's anything I know less
Speaker 3: about than wrestling. I think they got know more about
Speaker 3: quantum physics than than wrestling. Ironically, there was one thing,
Speaker 3: Leafy Leafy is here. There was one thing I thought
Speaker 3: was really funny that he did because he didn't understand
Speaker 3: wrestling either, but.
Speaker 1: He he he put he It was so perfectly the
Speaker 1: way that he showed a.
Speaker 4: Scene from a match and the and the attitude era
Speaker 4: that perfectly encapsuled how like if you were not following
Speaker 4: this and outside is like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 4: Because it shows a guy hanging from one of the
Speaker 4: championship belts suspended and then there's a ladder and a
Speaker 4: guy spears him down and they both fall, and it
Speaker 4: is the It is the stupidest thing you would see isolated.
Speaker 3: If you, hey, hey, what's pro wrestling and someone showed
Speaker 3: you that, he'd like, I'm not watching that ship, but
Speaker 3: I don't even know what that running ladder to spear
Speaker 3: someone off that's they're hanging on to in the middle
Speaker 3: of the ring, Like so that's like really that's why
Speaker 3: they changed that error because it was like, really we
Speaker 3: were getting for real. Yeah, yeah, I did see a
Speaker 3: podcast recently that was like, it does seem like something.
Speaker 3: It does something, seems like something that like you had
Speaker 3: to grow up with it in some way totally. But
Speaker 3: like I saw a podcast recently, but they're saying the
Speaker 3: same thing about like it's like.
Speaker 1: A debate show.
Speaker 3: It's that those nerds with the podcast this one, the
Speaker 3: one is like one one guy with a hat and
Speaker 3: then there's another guy.
Speaker 1: You gotta be way more specific.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't know how to Marvel like very
Speaker 3: they're very like comic book oriented, Like it's just all
Speaker 3: Marvel stuff like funk pops in the background, the most
Speaker 3: annoying stuff.
Speaker 1: But I have a few, but only really weird ones.
Speaker 1: Only really weird ones. Say weird ones. I think you
Speaker 1: said weird, yes you Spider Man Unopened and I have
Speaker 1: mass mar the originals.
Speaker 3: It was really weird. Like I went into a store
Speaker 3: there's an f ye in uh POKEPSI gallery and now.
Speaker 1: What yeah, and so I was like what the relics?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the hell that's new?
Speaker 3: Is a new f y?
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 3: And they had like a lot of Funko stuff and
Speaker 3: like Marvel stuff, and I went in the back just
Speaker 3: out of curiosity. I was like, what the fuck is
Speaker 3: I can't believe. It was like where the build a
Speaker 3: Bear was, like like where the Victory secret floor the
Speaker 3: first floor? And I walked in the back and they
Speaker 3: have like youtubes in the back.
Speaker 1: What the hell?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I didn't see mine, but like it was,
Speaker 3: it was just it's weird. It's weird that those are
Speaker 3: in stores now and there's like massive characters because theoretically
Speaker 3: they have a complete collection of youtubes. I would have
Speaker 3: to be sitting in there like that. They would have
Speaker 3: to have me in their Youtubes collector. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: why are these next to funk Go Bob. Something's really wrong.
Speaker 1: But the iconic character Genji from Overwatch and Chris Christ, Yeah,
Speaker 1: really fucking strange. But put him in a cum jar.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they were saying that, like SpongeBob is only
Speaker 3: funny to people who grew up with it.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you're talking about Escape Escape the Pod.
Speaker 1: I know those. Yeah, I don't know, I don't know what. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not true at all.
Speaker 3: That's why it's actually not true. And I know that
Speaker 3: because my dad was cracking up when it was because
Speaker 3: they haven't watched the show. They've just seen clips out
Speaker 3: of context. It's like this out of context clip doesn't
Speaker 3: make me laugh, and I'm like, duh.
Speaker 1: It isn't happening. The jokes are just jokes. It's not
Speaker 1: like a it doesn't matter who jokes.
Speaker 3: You can see a brand new comedian you've never seen
Speaker 3: before in your life when they can say funny ship.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: I like their podcasts. They have some takes that I
Speaker 1: don't agree with obviously, it's just the nature of the
Speaker 1: debate show or something. The debate show.
Speaker 3: They're not a debate sho more like like that's what
Speaker 3: they say. Really somebody of them like word debate show,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, I wouldn't debate it.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys are talking about the
Speaker 1: same thing. It's not like I know it is the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 3: It's not. It's not Destiny debates, you know, he's not.
Speaker 1: Would you call it again? Nerds them? Sorry escape the PA,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I just don't agree with them always. But uh,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't call them a debate so not to dispect
Speaker 1: if they see this not to respect you guys or
Speaker 1: anything like that. No direspect I'm but just call you
Speaker 1: guys like a conversational podcast.
Speaker 3: I just thought that take was wild because, like you,
Speaker 3: I disagree because they're coming at it from a from
Speaker 3: an angle of like these out of context clips from
Speaker 3: the show that I have no connection to don't make
Speaker 3: me laugh, And it's like, yeah, duh, Like that's how,
Speaker 3: that's how that you have to watch an episode.
Speaker 1: I can't think of a more influential television show in
Speaker 1: our era than SpongeBob.
Speaker 3: Well, it just guys, Yeah, those guys. It is just
Speaker 3: the heard of these guys before they pop up for
Speaker 3: you feed.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they're such an it's such a like my sense
Speaker 1: of humor, so many people's I know, sense of humor
Speaker 1: is like SpongeBob. It was like one of the seedlings.
Speaker 1: That is why it grew into what it is. Well,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not about it being important to us, it's about
Speaker 3: the fact that it is. It is funny of ton merit.
Speaker 1: Well, I understand. I like that nature of those things
Speaker 1: are just funny. Like that's why everyone is people who
Speaker 1: have like incorporated them into like what they think of
Speaker 1: as jokes. How they don't grow up with how the
Speaker 1: old is is?
Speaker 3: He like, like, like you said, did you say, like
Speaker 3: if you watch the clips then right that But if
Speaker 3: you just sat down and watched the show, anybody could
Speaker 3: as long as you have that sort of sense of humor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't watch the show.
Speaker 3: They're just going based off of like out of context
Speaker 3: clips and it's like, well, you don't know the context
Speaker 3: is what makes it funny? Yeah, I fact, I think
Speaker 3: there's just funny jokes in that show.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of fun through an episode that are
Speaker 1: shared or not, like there's not a whole setup.
Speaker 4: It's usually like say, oh my goodness, that is so
Speaker 4: of course you wouldn't know what that or think that's
Speaker 4: funny if you don't ha didn't see that episode of course.
Speaker 1: In a cosmic All right, let's get the fuck out here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna read this. Guy kind of looks like Crystal
Speaker 1: Lee a little bit at least in this and in
Speaker 1: the middle. I don't know who that is that looks
Speaker 1: like a young one that guests. I think that's guests,
Speaker 1: So I think they're likely.
Speaker 3: I think they're I think there's some I'm not like
Speaker 3: trying to like start a fucking thing. I'm just saying, like,
Speaker 3: that's a wild take.
Speaker 1: I would I would love to talk to I'm talking
Speaker 1: literally caustic nature. And then them like being like relatively
Speaker 1: like not rated g but like not us. We couldn't.
Speaker 1: That's such a horrible minx. They're not us like we are.
Speaker 1: We are the like Ethan Ralph, and their ship is
Speaker 1: like a layer two below us. Even though we're not
Speaker 1: like fucking fucked up like them, we're insane and we say,
Speaker 1: horrible ship. And I think other people that can't deal
Speaker 1: with that can't be in our vicinity, like like that,
Speaker 1: that's a joke you're making to yourself. Think that's funny
Speaker 1: telling someone who's not here to cut to you. You
Speaker 1: think that's hilarious. Someone else would be like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong this guy? I'm not doing. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you're talking about. I don't get it, man,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you.
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna read the twenty five twenty five
Speaker 3: dollars a patron.
Speaker 1: I forgot you drew this and I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck it looks like the killing joke joker, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean? Kind the size of his leg.
Speaker 3: Did we show this? Of course, I mean we'll flash it,
Speaker 3: flash it, flash it.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: There's no there's no the fucking out the there's no
Speaker 3: way it's gonna pick up.
Speaker 1: That's a penis on that John.
Speaker 3: You need not a label it not penis. It needs
Speaker 3: to be it needs to be extremely isolated and phallic
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 1: To even or like hyper realistic.
Speaker 3: Is this something? This is way too jumbled that this
Speaker 3: is a Frankie Valley joker jumping yippie with his hard
Speaker 3: cot hard.
Speaker 1: He's gonna slap him in the chest really hard. That's
Speaker 1: the main vein.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to take pictures of every every doodle that
Speaker 3: I do on the show and like put them all
Speaker 3: on like a shirt, Like I'm putting them digitally.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Put you not hire that guy? Put that
Speaker 1: minus the penis on his shirt. Oh yeah, yeah, we gotta.
Speaker 3: We're gonna read the twenty five dollars names now, uhas
Speaker 3: snark Tank can go over there.
Speaker 1: I can get your questions read.
Speaker 3: You can make me read your name at the end
Speaker 3: of the show if you want, if you want it,
Speaker 3: if you want that to be a question, if you
Speaker 3: want that to be something to just make me upset
Speaker 3: that I had to read it out loud, go ahead
Speaker 3: and do it between he's doing Uh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oh, Bettle Gear fucking the Med three remake comes out soon.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 1: There's so much ship. Am I gonna play that game again?
Speaker 1: I got to think about that because it's hard.
Speaker 3: That's kind of a hard game to play on the
Speaker 3: old stuff.
Speaker 1: I want to play the old ship too, though, to
Speaker 1: so I can really compare how it feels.
Speaker 3: I can do Battle Solid too, But like I think,
Speaker 3: like the thing with three is just like all the
Speaker 3: the extra ship and it it's just.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I need I need this to be new, and.
Speaker 4: It's I understand it's a little bit too much around
Speaker 4: my God damn it.
Speaker 1: Vietnam dude. I can't wait for uhear solid like when
Speaker 1: they Yeah, that'll.
Speaker 3: If they remake that. Man, I can't wait to see
Speaker 3: everybody in like modern fucking ship.
Speaker 1: They're doing that? Is that confracted? I mean, they're doing
Speaker 1: all of them, aren't they. Are they doing well? We
Speaker 1: don't know, well, I think it would be stupid. It's
Speaker 1: like crazy, they're doing what cap comes doing.
Speaker 3: My assumption is that they're doing they're doing three first
Speaker 3: because it comes first, and then, which I actually think
Speaker 3: is a dumb idea.
Speaker 1: I hate it. I wanted them to do in the
Speaker 1: way that.
Speaker 4: They should do it, in the way that solid now
Speaker 4: metal gear because like I want to play Twin Snakes
Speaker 4: with that ship's only on GameCube or yeah.
Speaker 3: Well, well the thing about too is like the Medical
Speaker 3: Sound three hits specifically because you've played the previous two,
Speaker 3: Like there's like it's designed for that, Like like they
Speaker 3: built the game understanding that people had the previous two
Speaker 3: games play, so like you like playing things in playing
Speaker 3: things people, No, but like I just feel like playing
Speaker 3: things in chronological order is something you do after you
Speaker 3: experience it, you know what I mean, After you know
Speaker 3: what what the thing is, then it's like, oh all right,
Speaker 3: Like I agree, because think about I think about like
Speaker 3: the ending of Reach a lot right where it's like
Speaker 3: the ending of Reach wraps like it loops to the
Speaker 3: beginning of combat of all, it closed that art and
Speaker 3: it closes it and it's like, oh, that's such a
Speaker 3: good moment. But if you just play it normally, that's
Speaker 3: that's just kind of what it just moves to the
Speaker 3: next game. Cool it's just like it loses.
Speaker 1: It would have something like that's chief and it would
Speaker 1: mean nothing.
Speaker 3: It means it would be nothing to you who's doing this,
Speaker 3: You're like, oh my god, Wow, I guess he's really
Speaker 3: im boringt I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Like the idea of like being in the middle of
Speaker 3: Halo two is like, all right, taking this out because
Speaker 3: this is one starts. It's like, you're crazy. Just play
Speaker 3: them in release order. I really highly recommend anybody.
Speaker 1: Who in the middle is doing too right in the
Speaker 1: middle of so, like.
Speaker 3: I highly recommend anybody having if you're especially if this
Speaker 3: is your first introduction to this stuff. I guess I
Speaker 3: can't make you not play the Medal three remake right
Speaker 3: because it's like they're doing it this way. But I
Speaker 3: would I don't know, I would recommend playing these things
Speaker 3: in like release order, and I would have appreciated them
Speaker 3: to just do that.
Speaker 4: That bummed me out, I don't think, damn, especially because
Speaker 4: all I want I've been wanting. I would say it,
Speaker 4: like I would want at least if they can just
Speaker 4: take that GameCube version, what is it twin Snakes or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: if they would just put that on something that I
Speaker 4: could buy.
Speaker 1: Because what are they gonna do? Then go two to four.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy, I mean, I guess, I guess whatever,
Speaker 1: calut me down three two, one.
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Speaker 3: Super Massive black Hole is the best Muse song and
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Speaker 3: little innocent cock, my dick cock. My dick makes the
Speaker 3: halo reach a shield recharge sound effect when it gets hard.
Speaker 3: Smashing gay pumpkins be like penetration, dirty penis lubrication on myself.
Speaker 3: I fuck brothers, Women's zero.
Speaker 1: Thrust my face into something.
Speaker 3: Silver Spermer versus Spider Gay and his weird ropes, Penis
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Speaker 3: on most topics around. On Asian editing, You've got to
Speaker 3: dicking me into into toy story the same way Chris
Speaker 3: edited Zach's lett It Go parody into Frozen I Cream
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Speaker 3: Hey guys, this is awkward? But can I borrow some money?
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Speaker 3: world's fastest Maori Harold in the pursle purple crayon. Wait,
Speaker 3: Harold and the purple drank instead of crayon, get it
Speaker 3: because he's addicted to drugs.
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Speaker 3: Wiping after you ship is a myth propagated by big Butthole,
Speaker 3: Big big hole, big meaty stinks, gonna be big toilet.
Speaker 3: It should be big or sorry, big big tea. Yeah,
Speaker 3: buttholes probably prefer to be left alone.
Speaker 1: Imagine I'm wrong, now stop help, You're wipping too much.
Speaker 1: It hurts.
Speaker 3: I'm bleeding.
Speaker 1: I'm bleeding.
Speaker 3: If there's a universe where the only differences that people
Speaker 3: use sand paper for toilet paper.
Speaker 1: And they've different that is a really big difference. It
Speaker 1: is a big difference. But it's the asshole like a
Speaker 1: beak then and yeah, it's it is it.
Speaker 3: Is Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it's it would be
Speaker 3: calcified the fucking butthole.
Speaker 1: And then they.
Speaker 3: I'm just like, do you guys have anything slaughtering?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? So this is why we
Speaker 1: should be on escape. The po they're talking about is
Speaker 1: what Agatha on along good? Agatha gay gay? How many
Speaker 1: ND words did they say? Let's add a few?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's I'm gonna start reaching out to other podcasts.
Speaker 3: And if you're talking about not let's not. Let them
Speaker 3: stay in there, Lane. They're doing something that needs to
Speaker 3: be done.
Speaker 1: We're not. They're not. They think it's just as purposeless
Speaker 1: as are we.
Speaker 3: They we need people like them to prevent people that
Speaker 3: I don't know what they I haven't like like, here's
Speaker 3: the it's like comedy. Are they having fun? I guess yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean they they not like this? Sure, sure, I
Speaker 3: don't think they're riffing, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 3: think they're just like having conversations. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: check them out. I look at this, Look at this.
Speaker 3: I think this is the best focal pop of the world.
Speaker 3: The other guy's like, no, you're dad, And then that's
Speaker 3: what it is.
Speaker 1: It's not quite. It's not quite. I have seen that
Speaker 1: guy lose his mind, like those are the those are
Speaker 1: the clips that end up on my for you pages,
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, you're fucking crazy interrupt me all
Speaker 1: the time. What the fuck am I like? I've never
Speaker 1: it's not it's not the same. It's not to the
Speaker 1: we are. It's not we are not that you know
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they reach our volume, but it's like it would
Speaker 3: be like the content, it would be like blasting. Let's
Speaker 3: say you blast like Frankie Valley at one hundred, and
Speaker 3: then you blast like death metal. That's what the difference is.
Speaker 3: It's still as it's it's loud, but it's the same
Speaker 3: vall and there's some there's some like anger, yeah, but
Speaker 3: it's not the same.
Speaker 1: It's not the same music.
Speaker 3: Frankie Valley is like the well, first of all, he's
Speaker 3: sitting here with his talk out jumping in Jubilee.
Speaker 1: It's me.
Speaker 3: But also it's just on my mind. And it's also
Speaker 3: just softer music, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Frankie.
Speaker 3: No one's moshing to friend Frankie Valley.
Speaker 1: Yet yet Let's go to Let's go, Let's go to
Speaker 1: a Frankie Valley show. Let's start shoving elderly people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go to a Franky Elly show and start a
Speaker 1: batch bit that would probably make his day. I would invest,
Speaker 1: like I can go now.
Speaker 3: He'd be like, I did it finally, this is all
Speaker 3: I want, and then he goes. He puts his earphones
Speaker 3: in and he's like he's like the craziest dead metal
Speaker 3: in the world.
Speaker 1: He passes away.
Speaker 3: I did see videos of him recently, though, to be fair,
Speaker 3: where he's actually talking normally, so like maybe I don't know,
Speaker 3: he was just having those like Biden moments where he's yeah,
Speaker 3: maybe and then like maybe. It's like literally just like
Speaker 3: a compilation of like literally the worst the worst part
Speaker 3: where he's just like I'm talking.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you that happened. I'm willing to invest
Speaker 1: to go, I'm willing, but if he's not like that,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be very mad.
Speaker 3: If he's energetic, he's dancing, ye if he's fucking like
Speaker 3: we's fucking, he's he's doing mask movies.
Speaker 1: He's dancing like mask. Somebody stop me. Well see that
Speaker 1: comes all the way around.
Speaker 3: I'm entertained again, Like it comes all I was like,
Speaker 3: it's the wrong way.
Speaker 1: I want you dead or mega, it's gotta be there's
Speaker 1: no in between. There's no in between. This is why
Speaker 1: we can't go on that podcast. Like you want to
Speaker 1: see frank execute Frankie Valley and escape the pod. Let's
Speaker 1: let's let's yeah, yeah, why not? Why not? You know
Speaker 1: how to read frank follow me.
Speaker 3: I have my people, hire my people, and then they
Speaker 3: can reach out to you and your people and your.
Speaker 1: People their names and Michael, so funny. I have white
Speaker 1: people and I have no references. We all have white
Speaker 1: name we all have white names here. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Derek, Dirk Chris, My name is it's not that's not
Speaker 3: your name. My name is Dirt Gamalic. I just take
Speaker 3: that part out because people get name.
Speaker 1: It was dirty John. Actually John my birth.
Speaker 3: Franklin is on my Filthy Frankliness.
Speaker 1: My name is came Bay Tombo. My name is Ringston
Speaker 1: Shane Jamison.
Speaker 3: His name is his name is Shane. I know I've
Speaker 3: seen his birthdificate.
Speaker 1: Not I own it. It's in my filing cabin. I
Speaker 1: own you name. Have it? You left it in the
Speaker 1: previous apartment.
Speaker 3: I did not because it's in mind. So they gave
Speaker 3: you the most check.
Speaker 1: That name is. That's a Shane Jamison. Name is Irish Ship.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is based off of who is that? Like?
Speaker 1: The name is Kingsland Shane. And then my last name
Speaker 1: was Jameson.
Speaker 3: Might as well we named the alcoholic O'Shaughnessy.
Speaker 1: The only the only thing is that my my family
Speaker 1: name is Kingston Shane. My my my last name is
Speaker 1: Jameson or my my grandma's husband. Do you ever feel
Speaker 1: anything when like Irish Ship like passes you or I
Speaker 1: did test. I'm like, I'm like seven percent European. I'm
Speaker 1: barely European at all. I'm like very much so like African.
Speaker 1: And then like this cart Nigga and filthy Nigga and
Speaker 1: the filthy brown waterhole crazy you filed the brown water
Speaker 1: get out of my concert. No, Frankie Valley, Franklin Valley,
Speaker 1: get out of here. He's just like killing, like he's
Speaker 1: like anger, but he's not moving. Get out of here.
Speaker 1: He moved. He moves like a fucking puppet, like one
Speaker 1: of those string puppets. Got it like coffee shots ravens.
Speaker 1: He bounces around, he bounce around. What do you think?
Speaker 3: I wonder if I could read the rest of these
Speaker 3: names about moving without like Triloquist, you can't do it, Yeah,
Speaker 3: can you talk?
Speaker 1: I can't do it.
Speaker 3: The next one is big meaty stinks. You can't do
Speaker 3: be without you can't and.
Speaker 1: You're breaking a rule that you can't do m or
Speaker 1: or any any of the.
Speaker 6: Kill this guy, ye, right now, that's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Away rather be And then the music kicks and fair, dude,
Speaker 1: is the word you're think off Like the year people
Speaker 1: try to try to rape. They're trying to take your
Speaker 1: pants off. Did you see that they keep grabbing at
Speaker 1: your belt?
Speaker 3: See that video the old British lady crawling it like
Speaker 3: like oh yes, it's like you're a pimp from Zimbabwe
Speaker 3: or something. You can't like they're they're like the villagers
Speaker 3: resume before dude, that she is actually like she's aol.
Speaker 3: You could shoot that person and everybody be like, I
Speaker 3: understand it was aol that was that was a ghoul,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 4: So it's the thing crazy contrast how good the footage is,
Speaker 4: how clear it is, how clean it is.
Speaker 3: That's the thing that throws me off because it just
Speaker 3: looks real. It looks really like a movie.
Speaker 1: Way. She was probably like you, a really pretty young
Speaker 1: woman and just like at some point like that, it's
Speaker 1: just crazy.
Speaker 3: She's an old hag. Yeah, it happens, she becomes.
Speaker 1: It's like one of my family like that. No one
Speaker 1: like aged like.
Speaker 3: That because we have, you know, our skins designed to
Speaker 3: not do that.
Speaker 1: So yeah, even the non black ones, no one's aged
Speaker 1: like that. They're just like, no one's like lighter skin,
Speaker 1: even very they doesn't age like that. They shrank like
Speaker 1: they just get way smaller. Like my grand so short.
Speaker 1: Last time I saw I was like, oh my god, Grandma. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess that her is. The situation is probably just
Speaker 1: hate like this I remember, like it is hate rot. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's also just lack of genetic diversity,
Speaker 1: like in general, a.
Speaker 3: Little bit of that, probably because my great aunt has
Speaker 3: like outside of the white hair, it's kind of hard
Speaker 3: to notice like how old she is?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's like seventy something.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, yeah, you looks fifty something. You
Speaker 3: know what I mean? The white hair ages her more
Speaker 3: than anything.
Speaker 1: Oh she doesn't. She doesn't die it.
Speaker 3: No, I doesn't give a ship. Well, I'm just surprised
Speaker 3: because women usually dye their hair.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I swear it off. She dies her hand.
Speaker 4: I'm starting to notice a trend of men doing it now,
Speaker 4: which is so bizarre to me because I'm I haven't
Speaker 4: ha clear, like yeah, I mean, I'm so used to
Speaker 4: I'm so used to seeing men not do it that
Speaker 4: it's still weird to me because it's not weird to
Speaker 4: me with women because I see it so oft.
Speaker 1: What's weird to me about Eminem? That was like, I
Speaker 1: feel like he would look pretty good. You look, I
Speaker 1: think he looked fire at his grade twenty thousand times.
Speaker 1: The problem is that he's probably not gray all the way.
Speaker 1: Even he looked awkward if it was like, I think
Speaker 1: that's what he needs. I think he needs a partial
Speaker 1: gradest to him. Dude. J Jones Jamison, Yeah's you're not anymore.
Speaker 1: He's just not. He's not, and it looks weird. There's
Speaker 1: a grandpa.
Speaker 3: Now, guy, how could you be fucking like late forties,
Speaker 3: early fifties, whatever the fuck he is and not have
Speaker 3: a single grade.
Speaker 1: I hate that.
Speaker 3: It looks dumb as fuck to me.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Some people great because I grade a
Speaker 1: lot when I was I was. I have the grades
Speaker 1: I got when I was younger than It just stopped,
Speaker 1: but it'll continue at some point. I don't mind. Lilyan's
Speaker 1: starting to gray. I notice some grays in her hair.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a little bit of gray, like sweet,
Speaker 1: I think it looks good, Honey, it looks.
Speaker 3: The bad thing for women, just like culturally it's it's
Speaker 3: it's shund that's the problem.
Speaker 1: It's a sign of its discussing of life. Man, I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's fine. Agent man, of course
Speaker 1: it's fine. But it's Hollywood or whatever you want to
Speaker 1: call it. Yeah, whatever you want to call it. And
Speaker 1: like it's just it's so from he's your great hair. Man.
Speaker 1: I've seen some some bady of pepper and I'm like, man.
Speaker 3: You are as long as the hair is well, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's fine.
Speaker 1: It could be great.
Speaker 4: You look good, lady. I see like something like fifty
Speaker 4: five gray and braided or something like that. He looks
Speaker 4: kind of bad ass?
Speaker 1: Why what age are you not knocking it down anymore?
Speaker 1: Like a what the age you're like? It's to your
Speaker 1: tool and.
Speaker 3: What it well depends on It depends like it totally
Speaker 3: depends on it looks great and like something halle Berry, Like,
Speaker 3: halle Berry's in her fifties.
Speaker 1: Man, she looks she still looks great. She looks like
Speaker 1: she's fucking late thirties. I think she looks older, but
Speaker 1: it's like she looks older, but she's like she does
Speaker 1: not look like she's in the fifties at all. To me,
Speaker 1: at what I think past and last fifty five, I
Speaker 1: feel like i'd have some sort of If halle Berry
Speaker 1: still looks like bad, I shouldn't be doing I just
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing this anymore. I don't feel like that
Speaker 1: at all. It's totally about how they look. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: be completely depends on it's entire it's entirely just I
Speaker 1: shouldn't be pure seventy. I shouldn't be plugging up this
Speaker 1: seventy year old like if I see seven year old
Speaker 1: like too much?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, if no one looks amazing at seventy.
Speaker 1: You never know, man nowadays, like there's gonna be people
Speaker 1: who look fine, not quite yet. Maybe when by the
Speaker 1: time we're fifty, that'll be attractive. Seventy year old. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think because I think, because I think people are
Speaker 3: I think because of science and medicine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Somethiak. She's really not young.
Speaker 3: She's seventy, she's I think she's probably sixty.
Speaker 1: It's probably.
Speaker 4: I don't think she's in her sixties. I think she's
Speaker 4: in her fifties. But and she's married to that we're
Speaker 4: getting old. That just owns everything. He owned all of Sweden.
Speaker 4: Probably that's why she married him.
Speaker 1: Of course that guy, and that that guy isn't a hut.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course that is unitarian.
Speaker 3: Though I don't fuck with anybody that marries a billionaire.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, you're kind of inherently inherently being
Speaker 1: a booner is like an you can't like you can't.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like the way that I feel about it, honestly,
Speaker 3: is like I've seen people be like, why are you
Speaker 3: That's kind of an unfair thing to do, Like you're
Speaker 3: judging somebody just because they have a lot of money,
Speaker 3: and it's like, you don't understand they have. Here's how
Speaker 3: I feel about it, right, because they have so much
Speaker 3: in life already at that stage where they don't have
Speaker 3: to worry about a single thing. They can handle me
Speaker 3: not liking them for no good reason. Yeah, well, if
Speaker 3: anybody can handle it, they can. And I'm not gonna
Speaker 3: fel bad about I don't even.
Speaker 1: Like that you said. I don't like that. You said
Speaker 1: no good reason because there's a very good reason there is.
Speaker 1: There is no way, there's no can come a billionaire ethically.
Speaker 1: Well that's that's the whole problem. Yeah, technically, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead. You with the money you have, you can
Speaker 1: make a truly good impact on the planet. The fact
Speaker 1: that you can see people suffering and being a billionaire
Speaker 1: means your pieces.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna say, But I'll I'll tell
Speaker 4: you one step further. They have enough money to literally
Speaker 4: fix the world.
Speaker 1: They didn't fix things out and then still be well
Speaker 1: that's a very right, that's my problem. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: problem they could fix. Like they've people, scientists, people.
Speaker 3: That are really smart have calculated how much money it
Speaker 3: would take to truly in famine and all these other
Speaker 3: fucking things, like it's not that much like now with.
Speaker 1: Inflation, I would say fifteen billion dollars to start the
Speaker 1: this foundation.
Speaker 3: When I say no good reason, I mean from the perspective,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, like from the like from
Speaker 3: the because they didn't do anything to me. I don't
Speaker 3: know they're hard or whatever. I don't know, like what
Speaker 3: good things they've done. I don't know the ins and
Speaker 3: outs of these people's lives. But if there's anybody on
Speaker 3: this planet who is worthy of having their like like
Speaker 3: my disdain directed towards, it's the people who have no
Speaker 3: shot of being negatively affected by anything that I'm you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, Like, why should they Why should
Speaker 3: they also get the best benefit of the doubt from me?
Speaker 3: Why should they also get an addition in addition to like,
Speaker 3: you know, having every single problem solve for them and
Speaker 3: never have any having to worry about anything? Why should
Speaker 3: they also then have like my inherent respect, Like like, no,
Speaker 3: even a billionaire doesn't inherently perceive you of every problem,
Speaker 3: but ninety nine point nine nine nine of them you're
Speaker 3: alleviated from. Yeah, yeah, if you want to leave that
Speaker 3: in it and yeah, if I want to get it,
Speaker 3: I think I leave a point one fine argument. The
Speaker 3: point one is like maybe like cancer, like even that degree,
Speaker 3: it can if you're smart, really smart, because you're not
Speaker 3: a lot of women's proven them just because you're ability,
Speaker 3: you're not a smart person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh I'm fine haveing three billion five being worth
Speaker 1: like one hundred billion dollars and all there are people
Speaker 1: starving in the same country I am in that are
Speaker 1: actually looking cycle.
Speaker 3: Like at least eat them that live, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, or vaporize them or like help them or
Speaker 3: like to help them, help them by vapor or like
Speaker 3: help build institution, now, help them better themselves.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 3: It's the unwillingness to participate. It's the unwillingness to participate
Speaker 3: that bothers me that they're like they have all this
Speaker 3: money and then they ignore it.
Speaker 1: It's like, listen, at least destroy them.
Speaker 3: Like if you at least act like actively evil, you
Speaker 3: don't did this passive thing where it's like there's like
Speaker 3: there's like plausible deniability, you know what I mean, Just
Speaker 3: like go ahead, like build a flying saucer, abduct them
Speaker 3: and drop them in the ocean. Like you can't do
Speaker 3: it like if you you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I mean, at a certain point, it's like just go,
Speaker 1: just do it, just do it. It's not pretending. He's
Speaker 1: not pretend. What are you doing now, dude?
Speaker 3: Look man, that's what Mark Cuban's doing right now.
Speaker 1: Look. I like the world. I love the worst.
Speaker 3: I love the words that are coming out of his
Speaker 3: mouth right now because he's he's very like progressive.
Speaker 1: But I'm also like, yeah, I saw him.
Speaker 3: He was like, I'm fiscally conservative, socially liberal, like and like,
Speaker 3: you're you You're fine.
Speaker 1: I guess you.
Speaker 3: I like, we got I like what you're saying. But
Speaker 3: I also know how you got your money.
Speaker 1: You know. It's just that it's just like I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I guess. I guess empathy is
Speaker 1: something that the more money you get, you lose it.
Speaker 1: Or I guess like when you get your like first
Speaker 1: big checks on you decide and they'll be like, yo,
Speaker 1: you have to because if you if you make too
Speaker 1: many waves, will this is what happens? Like that has
Speaker 1: to be it. There's us three right now right now.
Speaker 4: Imagine our podcast got big enough towards started grossing.
Speaker 1: Tens of millions. Of dollars not helping people.
Speaker 4: So people see, that's exactly what happens, right, instead of
Speaker 4: bringing every your team in and then your team become partners, No,
Speaker 4: they become your eployees.
Speaker 1: That's what always happens.
Speaker 4: Un Inherently, it becomes unfair because technically they should be
Speaker 4: your partners like we're partners. But then as they start expanding,
Speaker 4: they start seeing you as an employee in less than
Speaker 4: and so it's just that dynamic. It is inherently you
Speaker 4: start making more and more money more more employees that
Speaker 4: get paid less and less, and you get paid more
Speaker 4: and more, and it's just it's unethical.
Speaker 1: There's by default unfortunately, I agree with what you're saying,
Speaker 1: but I just I don't know how I don't.
Speaker 3: It's just unfortunately, it is unethical.
Speaker 1: I don't get.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, what I'm saying is what look just to put
Speaker 3: a ribbon on this, we should eat the less fortunate.
Speaker 3: I think to end their suffering is a good thing.
Speaker 1: No, I think.
Speaker 3: I think what we need to do is I think
Speaker 3: vaporizing or the saucer. The saucer, that's pretty cool, because
Speaker 3: you need.
Speaker 1: To put me through the super solderson, let me die
Speaker 1: I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
Speaker 3: I know you agree, No shook my hand. No, it's
Speaker 3: this is how it works. If you don't shake my hand,
Speaker 3: you're fired.
Speaker 1: Before before I'm out blaze on my way out at
Speaker 1: the place, I'll I'll transfer all the way to Dave
Speaker 1: Ruben like I'll be like, here you go, your anonymous donat.
Speaker 1: I really appreciate you. It's crazy. That's such an anima,
Speaker 1: which also makes me upset because that's just a fraction
Speaker 1: of like what he already gets from here. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: even notice. He's like, Oh, I guess they gave me
Speaker 1: a little tip forts gaming. I believe any pants gaming.
Speaker 1: Here's a little bit, a little bit of a kid
Speaker 1: started right. Really See what people tagged us in no
Speaker 1: latest video? Yeah, it's crazy. What the what did he say?
Speaker 1: The woke the list of being woke thing?
Speaker 3: He tagged us in a new fuck Someone tagged us
Speaker 3: just recently in what Andy Pant's video. It was a
Speaker 3: it was a it was a screenshot.
Speaker 1: Did he bring us up? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, somebody somebody stumbled upon the rack. This was
Speaker 3: on my my recommended page. It was one of his
Speaker 3: latest videos. Likes I think I liked it.
Speaker 1: Get out of here, Get out, get out of here.
Speaker 1: I think you get out of here. So this is
Speaker 1: his race, this is his latest video. Why is everything
Speaker 1: gay and retarded?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 1: That is a real That is a real fucking title.
Speaker 3: And then the guy he elaborates, right, and the guy
Speaker 3: elaborates saying and like what everybody says, that just discovers
Speaker 3: this guy like, oh, I can't tell if this is
Speaker 3: satire or not.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's how bad his ship is. That's
Speaker 1: what Kelly's people. He's like, I don't know where because
Speaker 1: it's it is that. When I heard it for the
Speaker 1: first time, I was like, I didn't know he was kidding.
Speaker 4: I understood he I understood he was serious because of
Speaker 4: him having the debate with act Man, so I went
Speaker 4: into understanding it was real. But like hearing it, I'm like,
Speaker 4: oh no, that's I understand why everybody else makes a
Speaker 4: satire because it's that lazy. It's it's it's crazy gay
Speaker 4: and retarded.
Speaker 1: It's like, how is this? I mean, it's okay to
Speaker 1: point out those things, and how are people taking him
Speaker 1: seriously at all?
Speaker 4: It's crowd crazy, has it's it's I almost respected, I
Speaker 4: almost respected anyway.
Speaker 3: I can't wait for my ship drop back to the names.
Speaker 3: I wonder if I could beat him. You may, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna try to beat him. That's what I want, like
Speaker 3: in on that low tier level.
Speaker 1: But how do I go lower than that? You gotta
Speaker 1: you gotta use the fact you're black. You gotta use
Speaker 1: use your blackness and like really just be a detriment
Speaker 1: to the people. It works, man, if you did it too,
Speaker 1: if we if I hilled pretended to be black, should
Speaker 1: in this game? If I chilled to both black and
Speaker 1: Hispanic people, I could blow the fuck up. It'd be easy.
Speaker 3: This is again no, but this is like leaning into
Speaker 3: the same conversation. Black people know their place. We're having
Speaker 3: that same conversation. This is the bingo card.
Speaker 1: Should they know their game? Dude? That card is a
Speaker 1: dangerous card to have with us. Man. Should there be
Speaker 1: white only games? Should white people be a superior race?
Speaker 1: What they already are? But everybody should know it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna get you may even dated in
Speaker 3: my mind and body, But there's one thing to see.
Speaker 3: Always keeps his baby Andy, the man who's handy's in
Speaker 3: our a tier. But on his dandy high nail. Uh.
Speaker 3: Every day in my shoets here gluck cluck cluck. Heath
Speaker 3: Smoker gives swing. What's your opinion of the olderimate spider
Speaker 3: Man by Jonathan Hickman?
Speaker 1: Uh? Glorious? What do you say? It's amazing, glorious, fantastic,
Speaker 1: really good.
Speaker 3: Sipping on some Seamen by Gay Gay Sex Mafia h
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan is the missing link. I like to suck Dick.
Speaker 3: It's a Caribbean thing. Pete Diddy and Mister Frog in
Speaker 3: a bromance rom com Kevin Durant's feet Timpoole takes money
Speaker 3: from Big Beanie relinquishy constants of you pockets bread or
Speaker 3: thou shalt chef a man up, mister pants Uh? Swen?
Speaker 3: How do you feel about the recent Magic bands?
Speaker 1: We went over that loss some scissor.
Speaker 3: You dropped the hard ar twice in the last two episodes.
Speaker 3: Can you I didn't borrow it out.
Speaker 1: I'm on a black person. This fine black. It's still
Speaker 1: not great, but yeah, but I was like, Nope, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna give him that. Thanks thanks for just making
Speaker 1: my life a little.
Speaker 3: Arder ers clip that out and sent it to his
Speaker 3: like his kids yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I put in one of those Harry Potter picture frames
Speaker 3: that like moves, and it's just like a video on
Speaker 3: loop of you saying the N word.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. Dang my poor kids. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was gonna be terrible. CJ.
Speaker 3: The Dorido Pope. They call me the cup. Can you guys,
Speaker 3: shout out my dog fox trot he passed away cardboard pie.
Speaker 3: Shout out the fox trot passing piece. He was delicious.
Speaker 3: She spum on my bumm to light befudter.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: I ain't gay or freaking Oh. But if Cammy White
Speaker 3: had a cock and perhaps balls, I partake and perhaps
Speaker 3: and perhaps.
Speaker 1: Cammy White is that Cammy Cammy? Yes? I think I
Speaker 1: never know.
Speaker 3: For a while, had no because he didn't read her
Speaker 3: Birds Loser.
Speaker 1: You should have read it for me. It's came. It
Speaker 1: came with the game Cammy camm got. They kicked her
Speaker 1: up in this last game. They did, they did. They
Speaker 1: gave us a lot of favors in this last game.
Speaker 1: But I'm moving on.
Speaker 3: It's always Rode that Italian. I like the I like
Speaker 3: the media Italian now.
Speaker 1: Oh, Marissa, Oh, I just that's just my I just
Speaker 1: like big women like I just that's been my thing
Speaker 1: for my whole life. And like the fact that she's
Speaker 1: all muscle. I'm like, I gotta, I gotta climb it.
Speaker 1: Rose can take a back seat.
Speaker 3: Jolly old dipship and Muhama's watching Futurama and they're pajamas.
Speaker 3: Cipherograph Harris versus Clinton's sport off. I had reach, but
Speaker 3: she had flexibility. Happy Spooketober Guys, especially you swing. Whoa, wait,
Speaker 3: that's weird because it's yeah whatever, what is up in October?
Speaker 1: Huh? What is up in October?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Why do you say that? Why? Why is it weird? Spook?
Speaker 1: I know, stop calling me that. Don't say it again.
Speaker 1: Derek the Derek.
Speaker 3: The song The Touch was written performed by Stan Bush
Speaker 3: and I respect I was wrong.
Speaker 1: Gears Gears plus Haley.
Speaker 3: Plus Catholicism equals forty k brun off word I'm Gay
Speaker 3: by Frank Gaynatra.
Speaker 1: Nigo Black. Yeah, Hey, dude, you made me hard.
Speaker 3: Kiss my penis, make it wetter. The gatles uh rise
Speaker 3: against is the use for straight men? Uh, Smitchy the
Speaker 3: kid gay parody of the Great Escape, The Greatest Gape,
Speaker 3: the Greatest I mean, that's.
Speaker 1: Something that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: That's that's okay, Eminem poopy possum, Sweeney, showers and sneakers.
Speaker 3: No way, I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners.
Speaker 3: I'm just here so I don't get killed. British people
Speaker 3: come then be like what's all this? Then big dick
Speaker 3: Randy pulled out twenty years late in the sloppiest way possible.
Speaker 1: Call that bitch. Afghanistan.
Speaker 3: Oh cat William, my cousin, Jamaican cousin in Afghanistan.
Speaker 1: He was, he was at Jamaican. I'm the Jamaican one.
Speaker 1: Best of my family's jaking, I know. Did you say
Speaker 1: that a bit? It's are you kidding? It's a weird thing.
Speaker 1: Boom boom boom, that's their name, Jamaican version of the
Speaker 1: Bloomers and freakingting Gears and the boom boo ross cloud
Speaker 1: in that. Did you see that clip from class Cloud?
Speaker 1: Did you see that clip from My Carly where they
Speaker 1: were like Jamaican laser tag Did you see that? It's real?
Speaker 3: They put the fake dreads and then they shoot each
Speaker 3: other with laser guns and then they're they're doing the accident.
Speaker 1: They're doing like blast yamda oh my god, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I watched that Carl like, actually, it's.
Speaker 4: Funny, how that's totally fine. But you can't go like
Speaker 4: China man laser tag and you know you know why.
Speaker 1: It's fine, we know why, or you can't do I
Speaker 1: thought it was respectful, you know what, you know what,
Speaker 1: you can't go Jewish. It'd be like.
Speaker 3: Jewish laser Jewish. That sounds Jewish. Laser sounds crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what, that sounds good because of the
Speaker 1: march lasers. Yeah, the Jewish face, the bar mensal music
Speaker 1: going on. That music goes hard. I think that goes really.
Speaker 1: They grazed me with a laser. Oh fuck, give me
Speaker 1: a second, literally playing Fiddler on the exactly. Oh no,
Speaker 1: Fiddler on the roof, laser tag, no aim for no
Speaker 1: aim for the nose. It's just not that's crazy. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's not that is that is? That was
Speaker 1: an intrusive thought by you. That is the first racist
Speaker 1: thing I said about a Jewish person, and god knows
Speaker 1: how long ye not in general on camera, Yeah, in general,
Speaker 1: I had a great Jewish girlfriend. I kind of stopped
Speaker 1: with that. I was like, if if I be rude,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna get pussy, so I gotta just like
Speaker 1: get this out of my head. I gotta just stop
Speaker 1: doing this.
Speaker 3: And that was that's my time for a while. The
Speaker 3: Jewish American Princess Jewish. Oh that's because of uh, what's
Speaker 3: your face?
Speaker 1: Right? What Seinfeld?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Kind of Well, I don't think, Oh my god, it
Speaker 1: probably is. I don't think so.
Speaker 3: Actually, I think I just knew a lot of them
Speaker 3: kind of growing.
Speaker 1: Up, okay, and I just like, but that might have
Speaker 1: that might have been something.
Speaker 3: It could be something, But I don't think I actually
Speaker 3: had a crush on her until like later, to be
Speaker 3: honest with you, I think I was like I think
Speaker 3: I was like twenty Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she's just kind of hot when I was twenty.
Speaker 3: I think it was like in my early twenties, like
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, I was like, oh.
Speaker 1: She my type, and I'm like, she's hot, she's hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: something about her that she's a she can get it.
Speaker 1: It's the long, curly, dark hair, like I like that
Speaker 1: trait in women. But I just really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I agree. I'm not a big fan of dating. I
Speaker 1: remember this Jewish white being honest.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's fair curly hair. There was a period. There's
Speaker 3: this a period where it's like girls, bruisers, bro American dude.
Speaker 3: What I remember I heard I first still, I remember
Speaker 3: I first heard. It's like I think I think Nick
Speaker 3: or somebody that I knew was like, oh you're You're
Speaker 3: commented on like, oh you're a Jap.
Speaker 1: And like the girl was like what Jewish American princess.
Speaker 1: I was like, it was like, oh, it's funny because
Speaker 1: it's a big he's Chinese. Well so yeah, that's can
Speaker 1: for my bath. I remember being like the you's a
Speaker 1: good one, not bad one. I'm even sure if it
Speaker 1: was big. I just remember that. I just remember that.
Speaker 1: I remember that. I remember that night.
Speaker 3: And do you think mis gonna like reverse comic Kazi?
Speaker 1: Like has he ever?
Speaker 3: What what is that?
Speaker 1: Is it like an economics donation? Like like like it's
Speaker 1: funny donated into a community just to get out of
Speaker 1: a plane and live? Is it gonna? Know? So just landing,
Speaker 1: just no getting is just getting off the plane. No,
Speaker 1: So what I'm thinking of you're gonna worse, Kama Kazi,
Speaker 1: is you kill yourself and then you get on the plane.
Speaker 1: The point is, has Mick thought about doing that? I
Speaker 1: don't think so, no, he's he's Chinese. What if he
Speaker 1: has like but what if I even Chinese?
Speaker 3: What if he's so oh so he's actually oh so,
Speaker 3: it's really it's the same.
Speaker 1: Says Blizzard. That is says Blizzard, that is China idiot.
Speaker 1: I mean technically, I think technically now well, I think
Speaker 1: technically now that they finally went through it, I think
Speaker 1: that is. I actually have no idea. I have no
Speaker 1: idea I have. I stop looking at it because it
Speaker 1: made my heart hurt. Because it's also I stopped looking
Speaker 1: at it around John.
Speaker 3: I know about China is that they got that dollar
Speaker 3: bill that talks being and I think they got that wall.
Speaker 1: I think that great, the one that keeps out.
Speaker 3: I can't remember that guy's name from Mulan, this guy
Speaker 3: Han eighties, I really I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It looks like eighties. Name is Han. His name is
Speaker 1: not Han. His name is Han. No, it's like, no, shout,
Speaker 1: you're quote. So you know I think it right, Shao
Speaker 1: Hong Shoe. I think you're right. I think it is
Speaker 1: show you. I think you're right. I mean, banging Chinese
Speaker 1: music for no reason, bro, And I'm like, this feels
Speaker 1: racist I trying to sing to it, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: It's it's a hard it's a hard language to.
Speaker 3: A guy in guy's looking going hard in the pain
Speaker 3: in a black myth and then he shows up and
Speaker 3: he has no head. Yeah, I was like the fuck,
Speaker 3: Like he says, do what he's doing is chiny bung.
Speaker 1: And then show like what the where's your head? How
Speaker 1: are you singing?
Speaker 3: I like that game, but I don't like it enough
Speaker 3: if that makes sense, Like it's good, you know, like
Speaker 3: I don't know if I care.
Speaker 1: You know what that problem is. There's it's in the look.
Speaker 3: Either go hard on the storytelling, like as far as
Speaker 3: like the cut scenes and everything, or just strip it
Speaker 3: all out. It was in a place where I'm like
Speaker 3: there's enough to where like I'm like, could you keep
Speaker 3: going so I can really understand what's happening. It's just
Speaker 3: enough to where I'm like, I still don't know what's happening,
Speaker 3: and you're just taking away from the gameplay. They like
Speaker 3: fire on like half cylinders on everything. It's like it's
Speaker 3: like here's here's a here's a monkey game where you
Speaker 3: can't really climb that much, and it's like okay, like
Speaker 3: here's a story of it.
Speaker 1: Then there's a lot of it, but there's not really
Speaker 1: that much. And it's like, okay, there's a few, man,
Speaker 1: there's a few things that uh no jump or no,
Speaker 1: uh what is it? No guard? No block, there's no guard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to use it. You can only use it
Speaker 1: a cool down, so you have to use it sparingly,
Speaker 1: and you run out of magic so you can just
Speaker 1: not use it anymore. And so I was like, oh, great,
Speaker 1: but you have so many tools that you can, like,
Speaker 1: you can barrage the fuck out of some of your
Speaker 1: gang of monkeys, dude, they.
Speaker 4: Especially when you put all your resources into that, and
Speaker 4: they can start using magic too. They can start freezing people.
Speaker 4: So you can freeze someone and they'll freeze and then
Speaker 4: you can just use your summon fu. Dude, you can
Speaker 4: kill the fuck out of things.
Speaker 1: Of them they all go on top of the stick
Speaker 1: and then clump somebody and a guy dies in So
Speaker 1: I'm like, that is insane. There's work around to not
Speaker 1: because you can just be a fucking vanguard and just
Speaker 1: destroy ship. Essentially.
Speaker 4: That's the workaround. So but if you're trying to play
Speaker 4: like in it's not evading, is your best thing and
Speaker 4: then just fucking things up hard, depleting your resources, and
Speaker 4: then hopefully you killed them otherwise are fucked.
Speaker 3: I like track.
Speaker 1: That is a black myth. It makes me happy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: black w Kong. I want to make black man Woukong.
Speaker 3: Catalinius was right, These big dig dans are all getting continent.
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Speaker 3: Sweeney has undiagnosed pica.
Speaker 1: Chris Brown documentary. I know, I think he's gonna be one.
Speaker 1: I think he said that for reason. I was like,
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna be I think he's one of
Speaker 1: the people. There are people are alluding to the did guy.
Speaker 1: I think I think there. He was his brawler in
Speaker 1: his party. I think his brawler. He would wrangle the
Speaker 1: He was like what like a like a mage. I
Speaker 1: guess he's like drugging everybody, drugging everyone, throwing. He was
Speaker 1: a He was a warlock with really high charisma, so
Speaker 1: you'd get yeah, and Chris Brown was his brawler. Was
Speaker 1: the monk because he's like that, he was the monk.
Speaker 1: He was stunning strike women, it's your boy.
Speaker 3: Uh. The the n worded one will defoe expertly, teaching
Speaker 3: a four hour class entitled how to Tack Your Dead
Speaker 3: Horse three x O, listening to Thriller and getting jump
Speaker 3: scared by Sweeney's laugh at the end. Wow, the you
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Speaker 3: for seven months and having my penis shrink from six
Speaker 3: inches e wrec to four inches a wrec. Slurp and
Speaker 3: stroke and smoke and joke and emoticons going like this,
Speaker 3: m h the dripful one.
Speaker 1: Just the Jew of us. We can bank it.
Speaker 3: If we just the Jew of us.
Speaker 1: And Mozzi pie Over.
Speaker 3: Won to blow me.
Speaker 1: I'm beat.
Speaker 3: I'm I beat him off his penis just to show
Speaker 3: him that I'm gay. Punished Venom Sheldon fifty cent to
Speaker 3: fifty scent blood in my piss. Evil Sween says, I
Speaker 3: love the gays at least eight million, at least eight pence.
Speaker 1: A little bit. Really hold it up and it was
Speaker 1: like drip like fuck. That's how I did it again
Speaker 1: one time. I remember one time. I have nothing. I
Speaker 1: have no replacement. If those fall apart, I have nothing
Speaker 1: to offer you. I give you a towel, getting your
Speaker 1: car quick and drive home that yeah, I mean this
Speaker 1: covers my penis what's fine? In about the one time
Speaker 1: I pulled up my underwear and ripped them like off,
Speaker 1: and I was just like, were you like in a hurry?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I think that was hot. I was
Speaker 1: just like, oh, I don't think I've ever word I
Speaker 1: was holding that. That's how bad it ripped. I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: you're like really strong. You just don't know. No, just
Speaker 1: in the way I made it pretty much nothing by now,
Speaker 1: that's insane.
Speaker 3: At least eight million, four hundred and thirty and thirty
Speaker 3: ants in the shape of a human. This only one
Speaker 3: queer left. Walter White Boy stopped touching more balls. Jesse
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Speaker 3: in the back of the big bad back, cool in
Speaker 3: the back into back. It sounds like fucking It sounds
Speaker 3: like a sound effect that would like play when like
Speaker 3: a Looney tune is getting ready to run away.
Speaker 1: Or like when they.
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, Like I want to see somebody get hit
Speaker 3: so hard that they actually they do that.
Speaker 1: I'd love I'd love to see that I was tongue
Speaker 1: and pull it back in.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I saw that happen in an m M A fight once.
Speaker 1: I've seen people. I've seen people definitely leave the leaf
Speaker 1: fights way less smart. Yeah, oh yeah, wage Leaf fivey three? Okay,
Speaker 1: we we that.
Speaker 3: Don Doncerson, you Gage six coming, Comester Bummington, lead squeezer
Speaker 3: of Lincoln's Pork comes to come people. Will any of
Speaker 3: you guys to be playing Kingdom Come Deliverance to when
Speaker 3: it comes out next year? Medieval Red Dead. It's not
Speaker 3: it's not really on my radar, but like I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I haven't haven't even played in a while. It
Speaker 1: can be better. I'll play it. Like what are just
Speaker 1: not into anything to right now? I guess not really.
Speaker 1: I played Space Marines and I kind of finished that already,
Speaker 1: So like, I just, do you do anything else? How
Speaker 1: do you play all these games? What's going on with you?
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. I don't really play anything that often.
Speaker 3: I just out But you said, like you every you
Speaker 3: you've played everything and you beat it.
Speaker 1: I played what if I played last time I really
Speaker 1: played recently with Space Marines. Before that, it was I
Speaker 1: think Final Fantasy.
Speaker 3: I just think there's a lot like Dead Rising. There's
Speaker 3: a game called Just the Plucky Squire.
Speaker 1: I think. So you don't because, like you say, you
Speaker 1: don't have any backlog, not really no, yeah, and so
Speaker 1: because I have to play all the triple As when
Speaker 1: they come out, like while they're out, like like after
Speaker 1: like I'm done doing whatever I'm doing. Whether I'm like,
Speaker 1: do you just not have a lot of games? I
Speaker 1: just I don't know. I just don't have the urge
Speaker 1: to buy many games more. Mostly it's on appeals to
Speaker 1: me that much. That's fair, Like I'd rather be reading
Speaker 1: something I guess, or playing like lots of games that
Speaker 1: come out, and then I'm like, oh, I don't we
Speaker 1: want to play this game? Like Blackmuth. I didn't buy
Speaker 1: Black Myth. I played it, but I didn't buy.
Speaker 3: Fuck the Islay two DLC.
Speaker 1: Also I wouldn't have bought it, but it came with
Speaker 1: my Rabbits card.
Speaker 3: So much shit.
Speaker 1: Another one came out, or just the one from before.
Speaker 3: It's the second chapter of the one that came out before.
Speaker 3: What of what the Allen Wake two DLC I to
Speaker 3: buy that.
Speaker 1: I fucking love Alan Wake too.
Speaker 3: Oh my Pro.
Speaker 1: I wonder when that was only five, right, dude?
Speaker 3: There are people will be like when I talked when
Speaker 3: I talked about getting the Pro or whatever, because they
Speaker 3: they made like a Halo three the Odst statue out
Speaker 3: of nowhere like recently, and I was like, fuck, I
Speaker 3: have to buy another thing.
Speaker 1: That's that I don't need. I have to.
Speaker 3: I think I put like the George Bush thing where
Speaker 3: it's like a second unreasonable purchase has hit your uh
Speaker 3: September or whatever. And there were people like, don't tell
Speaker 3: me you bought that thing, and it's like, if you
Speaker 3: bought the Pro, I'm gonna be so disappointed.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 3: It's like, guys, I don't know if you know this.
Speaker 3: I do another show. I do another show. It's playstationed
Speaker 3: oriented m we cover these things like.
Speaker 1: How often possible, how often do you promot that podcast?
Speaker 1: I don't really well, I mean I don't hear. That's
Speaker 1: not that's not what it is. What I mean is
Speaker 1: just even on your social media, I guess.
Speaker 3: I mean I retweet like the I retweet some of
Speaker 3: the clips whenever, like I'm on them, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess I don't want retweeted.
Speaker 1: Where like there are people who showed up to in
Speaker 1: the thing. Is that in the frame and it's like
Speaker 1: commin talking about the thing and it's explicit me, you know,
Speaker 1: episode like it's the picture of the commercial and he's
Speaker 1: like in the corner of the commercial pretty much. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I was like freaking, oh my god, I forgot.
Speaker 1: It's a Colin giving the giving the thing about.
Speaker 3: The concord how it costs four hundred million dollars. You
Speaker 3: tweeted the picture of barely being in the frame? Yeah,
Speaker 3: where he points the video, It's like, look there. What
Speaker 3: I love about that picture is that if you overlay.
Speaker 1: It, it's exactly it is where you are.
Speaker 3: I am in the upper left, upper right head quarter
Speaker 3: of that video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm talking about it a lot, but like, yeah,
Speaker 3: there's a yeah.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't you said you were at the show? What happened?
Speaker 3: There was one there was one person there that I
Speaker 3: got to speak to who had like the original sartin
Speaker 3: sure it was like the yellow one with like us
Speaker 3: three with the red Yeah. I was like, hey, what
Speaker 3: the fuck, I know you're listening. Yeah, a lot younger
Speaker 3: than you probably should be. He was if you're if
Speaker 3: you're like, he's not like little, but like he's he
Speaker 3: was Like I was like, whoa, how I did? Like
Speaker 3: definitely like maybe late teens. That's awesome. Maybe like yeah,
Speaker 3: I like, whoa, that's awesome. How do you get how
Speaker 3: do you get this? I mean, god, bless. I was
Speaker 3: also watching ship that I had no business one.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, the amount of porn well, oh eleven,
Speaker 8: we all were, We all asp dude, like it was crazy,
Speaker 8: like fucking south Park for example, Like think about that,
Speaker 8: think about South Park, like pretty much.
Speaker 3: I was watching it, you know in elementary school.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, Like it's definitely it's.
Speaker 3: It's it's things that you clearly a kid that young
Speaker 3: should not be watching did so it's like.
Speaker 1: I mean, we appreciate it. Yeah, we all did. I don't.
Speaker 1: There's definitely I wouldn't keep that ship away from my kid.
Speaker 1: There's there's yeah, wouldn't let my kid watch this?
Speaker 3: I would?
Speaker 1: I would not. I don't. I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: my kid to turn to some fucking weirdo. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: just like this right, I think I'm more offended by say,
Speaker 1: with them a conversation.
Speaker 3: I think for me it's more about the terminally online stuff,
Speaker 3: like I don't want my kid really knowing about Ethan Ralph.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: For me, I'd be like, it's less about the offensiveness
Speaker 3: and more about like that, like stay away from anything online. Yeah,
Speaker 3: in this way, it's too late for us. If your
Speaker 3: kid is normal, they're probably not going to be into
Speaker 3: you that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like so it would be weird if my kid
Speaker 1: was like, man, I really want to listen to the
Speaker 1: podcast with you. I'm like, no kid, no son, no
Speaker 1: online sonic.
Speaker 3: You're gonna name your kids sogning no online like.
Speaker 1: No online son? Yeah, I let my I let my
Speaker 1: kid play the second game.
Speaker 3: I thought you were saying, uh in Releasehi, our podcast
Speaker 3: is like no sign, no no son.
Speaker 1: Jameson, no rap you great grandfather's rap rap? You're you doing.
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Speaker 3: Sober October got me acting wise. I forgot love that
Speaker 3: you should have a drink to celebrate what one person.
Speaker 1: I should get drunk every night for October. That should
Speaker 1: be my thing. So yeah, that would be like an
Speaker 1: unsolder October. Yeah, I like that. Crash out October.
Speaker 3: Uh. The first Church of Key David featuring an American
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Speaker 3: your ass? Play eight nine six Radiohead nice peen uh
Speaker 3: and a Sorocan is currently on Dancing.
Speaker 1: With the Stars. What is that?
Speaker 3: I thought that was? Isis Aron the figure and mythology?
Speaker 3: Like yeah, yeah, not like the terrorists group.
Speaker 1: They're gone pretty much now.
Speaker 3: Whatever they they went all over them.
Speaker 1: They changed the name of the AOL or something. Do
Speaker 1: you remember that what they changed their name?
Speaker 3: I think so they were like ICEOL or something.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think that was a different one. There's another one.
Speaker 4: I thought it was like a different group, but I
Speaker 4: do know what you're talking about. I think it was different,
Speaker 4: but I at this I can't. I can't speak another.
Speaker 1: It could maybe they didn't change the name because they're like,
Speaker 1: we don't want to be associated with the egotis or
Speaker 1: the metal band isis.
Speaker 3: Because I feel about for my aunt. My aunt's name
Speaker 3: is Isis. Oh, it's so for a while, that for
Speaker 3: a while that while.
Speaker 1: That must have sucked. It's like awkward, but that's what
Speaker 1: that's what his name is. I like that name because
Speaker 1: that's a real name. Was my Tis. Yeah, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't like it anymore.
Speaker 3: And Rogan is currently Dan dancing. My favorite guy gay
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Speaker 3: to feel trash. Texas State Salad, Young Sheldon suffocating, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like you you're you're not even like the far You're
Speaker 1: not even so she sud damn.
Speaker 3: Stood Texas Stator Salad, Young Sheldon suffocating in a cave
Speaker 3: upside down.
Speaker 1: To go my ass.
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Speaker 3: on God for reel for real.
Speaker 1: Congrats on losing Wight good ship Maneah, not even further, bro,
Speaker 1: It's crazy. What are you at now? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I'm not like thirty thirty three pounds. That's
Speaker 1: suppost impress me. No, you asked me a question, I
Speaker 1: gave you an answered. I didn't ask you anything, Okay,
Speaker 1: sorry whatever, man. Yeah, I'm trying, dude, what do you
Speaker 1: not do now? I'm just trying to be a little healthier.
Speaker 1: That's a good I really really really really miss like
Speaker 1: ice cream. Yeah, me too. I'm gonna buy some this
Speaker 1: wigand nice.
Speaker 3: Why do you just have it?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry?
Speaker 3: I mean I could, I could, it could right, Like,
Speaker 3: it's like sugar free ice cream, so.
Speaker 1: That stuffs actually kind of not bad to be honest with.
Speaker 1: I have this kind bar ice cream. It's like really, shoot,
Speaker 1: wait what is it? What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What's ice cream without fat? And like styropholl like a
Speaker 1: melted styrofo melted cold.
Speaker 4: I think that's like what drive someone to like shoot
Speaker 4: up a school or something. Eating sty You're like, well, yeah,
Speaker 4: like the equivalent.
Speaker 1: Going from having really good food to having horrible food
Speaker 1: definitely make you.
Speaker 3: This is fucking that would make you a person become
Speaker 3: the joker. I think that would be that's why the
Speaker 3: joker became the Jokers that like he moved to a
Speaker 3: place with no.
Speaker 1: Gotham has no good cruisin. Yeah, it's all vegan. They
Speaker 1: heard him laughing his ass off in his one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 3: He had an under he had an undercooked pizza with
Speaker 3: no Dairya Like, it's like, just like Vegan, the vegan cheese's.
Speaker 1: Laughing himself and he's like, I've had a lot of
Speaker 1: good vegan food. I've never had good vegan cheese. Never
Speaker 1: the idea of Joker laughing, his transformation, his transformation into
Speaker 1: the Joker, it's really funny, like him whatever, it being
Speaker 1: a final of him laughing himself into evilness.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: It's always the I like that.
Speaker 3: I give him being completely normal, like at five thirty
Speaker 3: and then at five and then at like five forty five,
Speaker 3: he's the show.
Speaker 1: He's already transformed. He's already gonna through such a wild
Speaker 1: metamorphosis where he's a guy who's had a tough week.
Speaker 1: He's like, baby, it's like what do you what are
Speaker 1: you up to? Arthur? Well, I'm gonna go blow up
Speaker 1: a nursery because somebody cut me off in.
Speaker 3: Traps and Mark Hanna said, Mark Hamill laughed there, yeah,
Speaker 3: commissioners and fucking that creepy.
Speaker 1: I can do that laugh. But I need to take
Speaker 1: time to do it. Ye, Batman, some weird clown is
Speaker 1: blowing up babies. I'll go check it out. We got oh,
Speaker 1: we got hands.
Speaker 7: What kills me about that is that he he's weird.
Speaker 7: That guy blowing up babies, he's weird. Is a weird understanding.
Speaker 1: It's a weird clown because like most clowns are dressed
Speaker 1: like clowns, this motherfucker's in a suit. He's in a
Speaker 1: purple suit and a purple suit. You got a green
Speaker 1: tongue or some ship like this. This guy is absolutely
Speaker 1: crashed team warped, you know, this sophisticated, unusual clown, unusual
Speaker 1: usual guy. Harvey's like this, really, that's crazy? What's really
Speaker 1: skin color? I don't want to get into that, Batman.
Speaker 1: It's not important.
Speaker 3: It's not important to the case. It's like, well if
Speaker 3: it's I mean, there's it's like the guy with white
Speaker 3: paint on his face. You couldn't tell me you could.
Speaker 1: Like under it? Du do you really? Who else would
Speaker 1: do this? Batman? Commissioner. I need you to be straight
Speaker 1: with me. I need all the information I can get.
Speaker 1: What is his ethnicity? Can Batman? I'm gay? I have
Speaker 1: a daughter. But I'm gay. I have a daughter and
Speaker 1: a wife. Why long? But oh that's unfortunate. I gotta go.
Speaker 1: And then he fus Robin. Then he goes. Batman beats
Speaker 1: the funk out of only black people.
Speaker 3: That's the thing he is like, Yeah, I can't really
Speaker 3: do anything about this. Filmed a two story condo, medium
Speaker 3: in the middle wirey full of entirely out of microwaves with.
Speaker 1: Babies and them. There's one button turns them all on
Speaker 1: this one button. Batsman is a thing. Can you step
Speaker 1: before I press this button? Bats What color are the babies?
Speaker 1: There's like a few histices. I know, I didn't think
Speaker 1: I noticed. I didn't really, I didn't pay attention to that.
Speaker 1: Is that really? That doesn't matter very much, does it?
Speaker 3: It's what?
Speaker 1: Are you racist? Are you racist? Too? I imagine the
Speaker 1: joker being racist? Oh my god, I didn't really try
Speaker 1: to know you're racist. I don't know. You're cooling. I
Speaker 1: know you're chilling that uh anyway, badly brave, Sorry, you're
Speaker 1: pretty cool. You're pretty well jo I know you hate
Speaker 1: black people explicitly. You're pretty sick. Would you mind coming
Speaker 1: to the Bronx with me? You can killed in the bronx.
Speaker 1: He can he can't take the bron Who Batman think
Speaker 1: I think that you would kill me. I think someone
Speaker 1: would get him. I think a little ki would be like,
Speaker 1: mister Batman, I'm lost guy, a little kid. It'd be
Speaker 1: a little kids shape person, but it's a guy a
Speaker 1: girl with I think Arkham Batman would if a crackhead
Speaker 1: with like a shot heck, dude, he shoots, but like
Speaker 1: so much that it would be impossible for the face
Speaker 1: not to be hit, you know what I mean? It
Speaker 1: would be just like he's not he hasn't reloaded yet.
Speaker 1: It's at least twenty five shots off. You're like, he's
Speaker 1: a reality warper. He has a fully automatic shot? Is
Speaker 1: that like this crack shot just has this fucking a
Speaker 1: twelve and he's just.
Speaker 3: There's no pack, there's no we doesn't even have like
Speaker 3: like it doesn't even have the barrel for it's just no, dude,
Speaker 3: something out of the elephant gun and it's automatic somehow,
Speaker 3: like it somehow just keeps getting reloaded, but it only
Speaker 3: has sucking two shots.
Speaker 1: Like property, you don't tell you you don't owe anything.
Speaker 1: He has a flat cannon. Here's an anti air cannon.
Speaker 1: And then shoots as fast as a mini gun, and
Speaker 1: I'm they do Batman? Just he tried. He tried to
Speaker 1: dodge his Batman's like, whoa blast?
Speaker 3: Even if he doesn't dying, it's blasted and thrown across
Speaker 3: at least six.
Speaker 1: Right into the tracks of the fore train, then ran
Speaker 1: over you know, my property? Whoa Batman's like, that's scary.
Speaker 1: He's not loading, he's not reloading, he's not doing anything.
Speaker 1: Robin he's like, hey, man, what's going on? Run?
Speaker 3: He gets blasted in the mist because Robin doesn't have armor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, he has. It's like blown off.
Speaker 1: That bothered me so much about Ghosts of Shima, where
Speaker 1: you'd fight the fucking mongols and they'd have their thighs exposed,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you fucking primitive motherfucker, and you're talking,
Speaker 1: why are your thighs visible?
Speaker 3: I kind of want to play Ghost Shima again, honestly,
Speaker 3: Like I'm winging about it on PC, but I don't
Speaker 3: want to buy it again. Yeah, I don't have the
Speaker 3: director's cut, so maybe i'll and I guess the pros
Speaker 3: probably gonna do something to it.
Speaker 1: So maybe I played that game to fruition I'm done everything. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I played a lot, and then my girlfriend at the
Speaker 3: time played through it. So I was looking through my
Speaker 3: time and I was like, I did not put one
Speaker 3: hundred and five hours, and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: she played it again. It was like a fifty hour game.
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, I don't know. I didn't play the
Speaker 3: Ikey Island dealc.
Speaker 1: So maybe I'll just do that. But I liked it
Speaker 1: a lot, Like I thought that.
Speaker 3: Game was great, really cool.
Speaker 10: I love how you get. You get like arrow carried
Speaker 10: all the area, So that was that. It was fucking wilddity. Yeah,
Speaker 10: you'd be juggled. They would juggle you. Yeah, they would
Speaker 10: juggle you.
Speaker 3: Honestly, on God, for real, I read that already, but
Speaker 3: I wonder if Derek has listened to the band with
Speaker 3: wolcans wokan as never. I can never read that correctly. Yeah,
Speaker 3: keep forgetting to do it.
Speaker 1: For some rubbery.
Speaker 3: I'm hungry as fuck. Honestly, I feel what time is it.
Speaker 1: Isn't it do later? No, I was just my throat
Speaker 1: and I like forgot what I was gonna say. It
Speaker 1: was like I resent myself.
Speaker 3: It's like, huh, I was gonna say the probably gonna
Speaker 3: go to ink well because I'm hungry.
Speaker 1: Oh that's bullsh because I was gonna go there all right.
Speaker 1: You can't know it's my only one. God damn it
Speaker 1: eating today. So you guys, yo, that's crazy. You guys
Speaker 1: have to wake up in the morning and called DIBs
Speaker 1: on food.
Speaker 3: That's a future Democrats want, right, they want to send
Speaker 3: the lines and it's a wonder. I can breathe it all.
Speaker 3: When big fat dis queer my, what would that be?
Speaker 1: Queer m? I to queer my? I get it.
Speaker 3: Sorry, Miss Jackson, badly brave hugger, Derek duck hunt etherean
Speaker 3: Brogerian puncher, Naphraim melpous one, king of haphazard and rounding
Speaker 3: out of wait, what one riding out let's kicked?
Speaker 1: I had a streak to be fair. Sorry, I just
Speaker 1: you guys ever seeing My name is Joe and I
Speaker 1: am gay. Oh oh you never see.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 1: I think it's so goddamn stupid. It's so stupid, But
Speaker 1: I think about it daily. What if I can move
Speaker 1: my beard so you went around?
Speaker 3: I think that would be the end of the podcast,
Speaker 3: be like so it just be the whole thing would
Speaker 3: be getting down.
Speaker 1: That's so crazy.
Speaker 3: You gotta get the fuck out of here. Yeah, for
Speaker 3: three and a half hours, bye, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we were so close to not being it. We
Speaker 1: saw the questions at forty five minutes.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, let's let's make this one a
Speaker 3: short one. I was gonna say that, and then it's.
Speaker 1: It's it's never gonna happ guys, you guys, it will
Speaker 1: happen sometimes. No, no, no, no no. I think he's
Speaker 1: gotta pay us more money because we are giving them
Speaker 1: regularly three hours of coming. Well, we were late.
Speaker 3: We were late, one of the one of the times recently.
Speaker 3: So like this is it considered.
Speaker 1: There's been some chaos. Yeah, that's right. Don't get by dementia.
Speaker 1: All adults thrown as adults. So hair.
Speaker 3: Imagining partners with someone like that doing a show, and
Speaker 3: then they just they.
Speaker 1: Just become Joe Biden at that.
Speaker 3: My favorite is that concert where he's they're like clapping
Speaker 3: and he's so like just it's.
Speaker 1: I was like, it is so sad.
Speaker 3: Don't tell me this nigga is not gone.
Speaker 1: Come on,