Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing they could with Mike ben Row and
Speaker 1: Lee robertson.
Speaker 2: What are you doing? I shan't. You can't make me ollo?
Speaker 2: What was all that about? Why are we in a
Speaker 2: long sleeve blouse because it's very hot sleep blouse? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's very warm.
Speaker 1: Because I wanted to wear sleep Okay, I'm also wearing
Speaker 1: full length trousers.
Speaker 3: But I do have a rip in the backside.
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's a given. You ask for that to
Speaker 2: be done when you go back hands, don't you through?
Speaker 2: But if you got first today, then Mike, well, I have.
Speaker 3: A story about a dog and it's devilish.
Speaker 1: Ways before we do a little bit of globe trotting
Speaker 1: well mincing in which you are queer.
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Speaker 3: But now we have Lee in the show biz.
Speaker 2: So it's been a while since we've spoken about this person,
Speaker 2: it's been a rhyal. Okay, there we go. So this
Speaker 2: is this is the headline, racy Sam Smith portrait hunging
Speaker 2: National Portrait Gallery, and that's that's.
Speaker 3: The way we would hang a portrait in the portrait gallery.
Speaker 2: Sam Smiths celebrated by having their portrait hung in the
Speaker 2: National Portrait Portrait Gallery, dubbing it a dream come true. Okay,
Speaker 2: this isn't the portrait. This is a bit of Sam
Speaker 2: Smith cost playing Henry the Eighth okay, which she's very
Speaker 2: hip at the moment, is it really Yeah?
Speaker 3: Actually really no.
Speaker 2: I made that up. Okay. They're having a big year
Speaker 2: this year. So it's ten years since they released their
Speaker 2: Grammy Award winning debut album In the Lonely Hour.
Speaker 1: It is miscovered off about the rechanging some of the lyrics,
Speaker 1: rejiggling the lyrics to celebrate their new more open identity.
Speaker 2: But as from the end of August, you can go
Speaker 2: and see this portrait in the gallery. It's part of
Speaker 2: their new History Makers display. Okay, yeah they didn't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: what do we think of that?
Speaker 3: It's definitely a portrait.
Speaker 2: Well, it was done by they're a very famous artist.
Speaker 2: Couple called Pierre ag oh, and it's their kind of partners.
Speaker 2: I think it's Pierre come Oy and Geez Blanchard, who's
Speaker 2: they've done, like load loads of famous people. Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, Danny.
Speaker 2: I don't think they did Danny, because they did Kylie.
Speaker 2: So it's their own personal portrait that they're going to
Speaker 2: loan to the gallery for people to go and look
Speaker 2: at it. Okay. They're saying it's a combination of photography
Speaker 2: and painting, and it's called Gloria, which is the name
Speaker 2: of their last album.
Speaker 3: That's a coincidence.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so yeah, good for them. Like I think Miss
Speaker 2: said that they're going to re release The Lonely Hour
Speaker 2: edited to reflect the singer's non binary identity and never
Speaker 2: before heard edit of I'm not the only One with
Speaker 2: Alicia Keys. Look forward to look at it. We go
Speaker 2: in nerve a trip and look at the picture and.
Speaker 3: You do the driving.
Speaker 1: I'll bring the sandwiches trained, okay, okay, bringing sandwiches on.
Speaker 2: So next up, Russell Tovey, Now do you are you?
Speaker 2: Are you? Does he float your boat?
Speaker 3: Sometimes yes? Sometimes no? So like compoti versus the Swan's
Speaker 3: that feud thing, right.
Speaker 2: Not at all, not at all, barely got a lazy
Speaker 2: love it even get a.
Speaker 3: Bit of a retreating fact. Not not for me all
Speaker 3: years and years.
Speaker 2: Okay, well you might get you might get an instant
Speaker 2: erection now because he's set to starr in the New
Speaker 2: Doctor Who's spin off. Oh my god, you've gone hard.
Speaker 2: I can see it.
Speaker 3: I'm warning you, well, I've got I.
Speaker 1: Know you like.
Speaker 2: It's not even been filmed yet, so chill out right.
Speaker 2: It's going to be called the See you got me
Speaker 2: so excited the that I and it's it's a spin
Speaker 2: off called The War between the Land and the Sea. Okay,
Speaker 2: and russ Tjavis is right in it is his role
Speaker 2: is currently unnamed. Okay, we've got a picture of Russell
Speaker 2: Tovey here, just shirtless, going to say see now he's
Speaker 2: he's he's going into daddy territory, isn't he? He's been
Speaker 2: in daddy territory for a little was he? Did you
Speaker 2: watch that that comedy Sketchy is in?
Speaker 3: No, I don't watch TV.
Speaker 1: No, I'm deuced with I can't remember his name. Now
Speaker 1: he's in a comedy show. You play the older game
Speaker 1: and there and he's very.
Speaker 2: Bad Okay, he's going to feature alongside low Keys. Now
Speaker 2: I'm going to say this name, and I don't know
Speaker 2: if I'm gonna say it right, Google Mabatha raw who
Speaker 2: I haven't watched Loki, so I don't I don't know,
Speaker 2: and and and it's set to focus on doctor whose
Speaker 2: military organization Unity.
Speaker 3: United Nations Intelligence.
Speaker 2: Task Force Geek who will be in a deadly battle
Speaker 2: with the Time Lord's old foes, the Sea Devils. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's the seed.
Speaker 3: That is a devil. It They brought them back three
Speaker 3: an episode and they're just, yeah, they're not great.
Speaker 2: It's a turtle in the mash up in it you
Speaker 2: see that in any Gate club on a Saturday night.
Speaker 2: That's a turtle in the mesh top that I know
Speaker 2: who that is, and it is such Sean Pertwee, John
Speaker 2: Pertwee John, that's his son. Yes, yeah, So apparently this
Speaker 2: is the blurb when a fearsome an ancient species emerges
Speaker 2: from the oceans. When when Dean was born, wasn't it downstairs?
Speaker 2: He kind of just emerged from the ocean awful, dramatically
Speaker 2: revealing themselves to humanity. An international crisis occurs. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: he Russell Tavey was in the two thousand and seven
Speaker 2: Christmas special That's Voyage of the Damned, alongside a little
Speaker 2: known actress singer Kylie Minogue, and then he was later
Speaker 2: set up in a character Alfonso frame as a date
Speaker 2: with Captain Jack Harkness. Apparently it says, and this is
Speaker 2: a huge, muscular, thrilling drama which will shake the which
Speaker 2: will shake the honiverse. Is that what you people call it?
Speaker 3: Let's just move on.
Speaker 2: To its foundations. When the doctor's not in town, the
Speaker 2: whole humanity is in trouble. No current release date, but
Speaker 2: it will be on BBC One and BBC I Player
Speaker 2: in the UK and on Disney Plus internationally. I'll put
Speaker 2: a little note in my diary for that. No, he
Speaker 2: won't No, I won't No. That's why to Sherby's News.
Speaker 2: A little bit dark, but it's a little bit funny.
Speaker 2: Whoopy goldberga favorite actress for lots of people.
Speaker 3: I like Whoopee.
Speaker 2: I think now she does the version of Loose Women
Speaker 2: in America. She's been speaking about how her mother died
Speaker 2: quite a few years ago. Very question mother, and she's
Speaker 2: but she's only just now told people what she did
Speaker 2: with the late mother's ashes. Late It's got Emma Johnson.
Speaker 2: She chose an unorthodox location to release the ashes. It
Speaker 2: was in Disneyland, Okay, in Florida. So Whoopy has recently
Speaker 2: published a book, My Brother, My Mother, My Brother and Me,
Speaker 2: which is is a kind of memory of a mom
Speaker 2: and her brother who died in twenty fifteen. But she
Speaker 2: was on something like I think it was late late
Speaker 2: night with somebody in the America, in the America, and
Speaker 2: she revealed that her mum had previously been to disney World,
Speaker 2: loved it when she was alive, loved it. And then
Speaker 2: Whoopy went back with the ashes, went on the It's
Speaker 2: Small World ride and scattered the ashes in the water.
Speaker 3: Oh dear, that way you're allowed to drink the water.
Speaker 2: That's that's a that's a segment of It's a Small World,
Speaker 2: little bedroom. No, it's not going to got enough glitter.
Speaker 2: Yeah enough. It's illegal. It's against a law for you
Speaker 2: to spread ashes in Disneyland.
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Disneyland is private property, so it can't be illegal.
Speaker 2: They don't like it. So she said she was. She
Speaker 2: pretended to she's on the ride. She pretended to sneeze
Speaker 2: and then released the ashes. When she sneezed, I scooped
Speaker 2: up some of her and I do this. I said,
Speaker 2: my god, this cold is getting worse and worse and yeah,
Speaker 2: and but then she said that she felt quite guilty.
Speaker 2: So she then went and confessed to the people that
Speaker 2: is none. What are we going to do now? Because it's
Speaker 2: like calling that's floating in the water. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 2: discouraged from from this, discouraged doing that.
Speaker 1: My favorite spreading of her ashes story was all in
Speaker 1: eating her husband in a curry so she could feel
Speaker 1: him dribble out for one last time.
Speaker 2: You made that up? I did. God, I was so
Speaker 2: gulled for the minute. I was like, ah, Then I
Speaker 2: thought it's Mike, He's made it or that. Anyway, that's
Speaker 2: the end of this week show bus news.
Speaker 3: Well, thanks for factly. Did you know if you spelled
Speaker 3: orange backwards, it spells gullible e.
Speaker 2: How No, it doesn't stick around because after this it's
Speaker 2: Mike and the Buzz. You're watching chewing the cord with
Speaker 2: Lee and Mike. Now we go into the deeper parts
Speaker 2: of the internet. As it's Mike and the Buzz. My
Speaker 2: fingers smell like beef beef. Why is that?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's a bit worried sneaky fingers in the break anyway. Now,
Speaker 1: have you ever had the thought you've left the club
Speaker 1: on the iron sort of thing you know you're driving,
Speaker 1: you're driving away from home, Oh, leave it.
Speaker 2: On hyeah once or twice.
Speaker 1: I once woke up thinking that I'd left the iron
Speaker 1: on of night sort of thing.
Speaker 3: I hadn't because I hadn't iron for many days.
Speaker 2: But still.
Speaker 3: The first story is about a dog who where did
Speaker 3: you love?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: First?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Having about a dog okay who basically tried to kill
Speaker 3: off their owner by and by setting the household fire.
Speaker 1: It was it was it on speed, I don't think so,
Speaker 1: no purpose on purpose.
Speaker 2: Turn around.
Speaker 1: So the dogs turned on the stove at like four
Speaker 1: am in the morning in Colorado and walks away and
Speaker 1: the stuff on top of the stove which starts to
Speaker 1: catch fire.
Speaker 2: And did they did the fire alarm go up? And
Speaker 2: then they realized that it was the house is.
Speaker 3: On fire Colorado Fire Department part of the fire.
Speaker 1: The hou's actually set on fire, ahaz, and the owners
Speaker 1: didn't make it.
Speaker 2: They did just what a ship head? My third time
Speaker 2: today you've called me out like that.
Speaker 3: I'm like, but orange felt backwards.
Speaker 2: Just found a dog with a roasted finger in its mouth.
Speaker 1: Going, who needs a frying pan when you can set
Speaker 1: the house ablaze?
Speaker 3: Family are full? But that got me thinking, you know,
Speaker 3: would other dogs do the same thing?
Speaker 2: And the morning and so what do you need?
Speaker 1: The dog reached up hit the stove on on purpose. Well,
Speaker 1: we can't question the motives of a dog, and it's
Speaker 1: quite hard to do accidentally.
Speaker 2: But then did they keep It's because he tried to
Speaker 2: kill them another dog? Yeah, stover, like those doves kill
Speaker 2: a stove? Did they kick the dogs? But they tried
Speaker 2: to kill them? It's the first time that happened for.
Speaker 3: The first time. Don't you just slap the nose you
Speaker 3: got naughty? Don't do it again.
Speaker 2: I think it's possessed.
Speaker 1: You think it's possessed. Okay, got me thinking about other
Speaker 1: dogs that may do the same thing. Mm hm. So
Speaker 1: I thought i'd share a picture of two that would
Speaker 1: probably try and kill their owners.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm for different reasons. I mean yours clearly.
Speaker 1: I mean, George is very happy that I've just woke
Speaker 1: him up, because you should always let sleeping dogs lie
Speaker 1: right and Nell's looking at.
Speaker 3: You, going, what have you put on my head?
Speaker 2: Neil's going, now's go and just get on with it
Speaker 2: and then give me the treat is that we've been
Speaker 2: here before. That's that's all she's doing. And so that
Speaker 2: that is my dog in black and white.
Speaker 1: In black and white, monocroph do yes, no, And then
Speaker 1: we have the adorable George Susan deferd Roo.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, my dog would not try to kill people,
Speaker 2: but other people.
Speaker 1: I think your dog might try and kill you if
Speaker 1: you ever tried to wake her up while she was sleeping.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm are you going to No, I'm.
Speaker 3: Not going to share that picture, that clip of you panicking.
Speaker 2: No, because this is a very.
Speaker 3: Deep sleep, deep sleep and she died.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Joyce. Father doesn't sleep deeply.
Speaker 1: He just wakes up and goes, I want to wake
Speaker 1: now because he still thinks he's too But moving from
Speaker 1: one fire to another.
Speaker 3: Dumpster fire, we're not talking about that.
Speaker 1: So dominatrixes, dominatrixes, dominatrix, try dominatrix, dominate, dominate, denomen But
Speaker 1: it's a plural for a dominatrix, right, Anything you know,
Speaker 1: I don't so has been basically slapped with a large fine.
Speaker 2: I don't do a trix.
Speaker 1: Dominatrix has been slapped large Just the one, just the one,
Speaker 1: just the one slapped with a large fine.
Speaker 3: What do you think this dominatrix has been slapped with
Speaker 3: a large fine for.
Speaker 2: Killing a client.
Speaker 3: Oh not quite.
Speaker 1: The local fire service. I slapped the eight thousand pounds finally,
Speaker 1: Dominatrix because they basically were breaking fire regulations as they
Speaker 1: had people chained up in a room that wasn't safe.
Speaker 2: But isn't it, But isn't that what they do? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But this wants to be in fact because if there
Speaker 1: was a fire, there was no way of the person
Speaker 1: getting out.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was not a safe It wasn't a s
Speaker 2: oh okay.
Speaker 3: But then if you were chained up and you're paying
Speaker 3: for someone to change up, would you want to.
Speaker 2: Be able to escape? I think if if if it was,
Speaker 2: if the rumors on fire and you were burning to death,
Speaker 2: I don't think you go, oh, what's an extra? You'd
Speaker 2: be going angry to get out. So extra wasn't expecting Yeah,
Speaker 2: my folding bag, like dad, you know you'd know it's
Speaker 2: the heat got It's like that scene out of Final Destination.
Speaker 2: Whatever it was.
Speaker 1: When he was in the bloke was having acupuncture, okay,
Speaker 1: and the room set on fire and then he died.
Speaker 2: Things still really itchy, like no one cares, No one
Speaker 2: cares about you. She did it? I mean doesn't look
Speaker 2: particularly pleasant anyway, does it.
Speaker 3: It looks a bit. It looks a bit cheap.
Speaker 2: It looks like it is it in a kitchen.
Speaker 1: No, it's in a separate room, okay, but it just
Speaker 1: looks a bit that does a lot very well padded
Speaker 1: rugby and hororble.
Speaker 3: It looks. Yeah, it doesn't look good.
Speaker 2: Was it in this country?
Speaker 1: It was? Yeah, because you know, if they were in
Speaker 1: like Australia, they wouldn't be getting eight thousand pounds.
Speaker 3: Bill.
Speaker 2: I thought you might have converted it to English for
Speaker 2: people to understand in this country. So if you'd have
Speaker 2: just had a smoke alarm, she would have been okay,
Speaker 2: if she had.
Speaker 1: A way of them getting out safely in case of fire,
Speaker 1: right in case of fire?
Speaker 3: Smash balla did.
Speaker 2: They have a safe word?
Speaker 1: Hold on, you've played the Gobbie game show. It's not
Speaker 1: that easy to have a safe word. Well, I mean
Speaker 1: his safty word has banana.
Speaker 2: It's if you're going to run a home business, then
Speaker 2: you should have the right things you should do like
Speaker 2: itchy finger cream, itchy finger cream, and if you have
Speaker 2: an itchy digit and need to put a ring on it, apparently,
Speaker 2: why not share that with us?
Speaker 1: It's at the TV on social media and that brings
Speaker 1: us nicely to our story of the week. And this
Speaker 1: is a battleman who's been stuck at the sea.
Speaker 2: For every year. He's got lost.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got lost.
Speaker 1: Is one of those he was dipped out toes in
Speaker 1: his car, took her left suddenly in the sea.
Speaker 2: Or is he one of those flat earthers And then
Speaker 2: he's realized the flat it keeps just keep going around
Speaker 2: the globe. Yeah, my finger was really it? Why is
Speaker 2: your finger? I don't know anyway back to stand up
Speaker 2: scratching it back to the man that's in at the sea,
Speaker 2: man at sea.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's lost at sea for four hundred and
Speaker 1: thirty eight days. Jose Algavara basically was left stranded after
Speaker 1: his fishing boat encountered bad weather. Okay, so basically his
Speaker 1: engines stopped working. Was I was gonna say up ship
Speaker 1: creepd with that pedal, But he has said there's something
Speaker 1: that's kept him.
Speaker 3: Going through that entire time.
Speaker 2: Cocaine sharks.
Speaker 3: No, he said that during being lost at sea he
Speaker 3: had the best sex ever.
Speaker 2: The shark.
Speaker 1: You're referring to last week's shark cocaine story still like
Speaker 1: yeah fish, Yeah, best sex ever he had, right fish?
Speaker 3: I think gang bang with an octopus in.
Speaker 1: So what he said is that on land he was
Speaker 1: quite a womanizerrmanizer wormanizer yeah, yeah, and a flirt I
Speaker 1: don't know a song about. That's why I picked the
Speaker 1: word because it wasn't really And so he wanted to
Speaker 1: keep that up while he was at sea, and so
Speaker 1: he had what he is referring to as imaginary sex.
Speaker 2: Okay, so he was just wanking then, but it was
Speaker 2: the best wanking he's ever had. Was he a little
Speaker 2: bit like heat stroke?
Speaker 3: He was a bit heat stroke?
Speaker 2: Did he have was he a bit delirious? Did he
Speaker 2: not have enough food and water? And did he think
Speaker 2: he was having the best sex sex in the world?
Speaker 2: But really he was having a.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, he said he was lying back and imagining
Speaker 1: himself with on a beach with beautiful woman.
Speaker 3: And would have imaginary sex with them.
Speaker 2: Why are there so many people on that boat now?
Speaker 3: Because they're helping him get off.
Speaker 2: Especially so where where was he found?
Speaker 3: Just in the boat?
Speaker 2: He was Disneyland and it like drifted a considerable amount
Speaker 2: of distance from where he was supposed to be.
Speaker 3: For fourteen months pretty much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't I think there's something dodgy about this.
Speaker 1: I don't think he set out from Mexico and he
Speaker 1: was found on the island of Ebon of Whittel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love white, seven thousand miles away from yourself.
Speaker 2: But how did he eat? Did he how did he survive? Mike?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 3: Now here's the thing. He wasn't alone when he started
Speaker 3: out on his journey and he was at the end.
Speaker 2: Did he eat a person?
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. That's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 2: Stick around because after this we have a game to play.
Speaker 2: In our game of the week, welcome back, and yes
Speaker 2: you're watching Chewing the Cud. We're going to play a
Speaker 2: little game. And this is one for the man who
Speaker 2: wants it, says XXX, but we all know it's felched,
Speaker 2: many many men. It's Mike.
Speaker 3: Don't hate me?
Speaker 2: Could you hate me? Day?
Speaker 3: All the week?
Speaker 2: Now it's time to play a game. And are we
Speaker 2: what are we playing this week, Mike.
Speaker 3: This week we're playing Lady Susan's question Roulette marvelous.
Speaker 2: Are you ready? Indeed? I am?
Speaker 3: Now I have to be honest with you.
Speaker 1: The subjects that are on here may not relate to
Speaker 1: the subject to ask you a question? Oh, due to
Speaker 1: budget cuts music, So food and drink question wit is
Speaker 1: the only fruit to have its seeds on the outside
Speaker 1: on the app a strawberry.
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wear the seeds on the raspberry, on the raspberry on
Speaker 1: the exact it is a strawberry world.
Speaker 3: Don't you.
Speaker 2: Wait for what? Art juwi? We used top eating.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna sugar lull right, next question and someone greased
Speaker 3: this up?
Speaker 1: General Knowledge? That one is okay, which is a general
Speaker 1: knowledge question. An Oscar Award features a night standing.
Speaker 3: That just made no sense. The Oscar Award features a
Speaker 3: night standing.
Speaker 1: On what.
Speaker 2: A drum?
Speaker 3: Ooh, it's a film?
Speaker 2: Real have that? Because because it's a it's a film drum? Yeah? Great,
Speaker 2: thanks a.
Speaker 3: Lot, I'm doing gonna impression.
Speaker 2: Now what's this?
Speaker 3: What's that grasping at straws? Next one? General knowledge, which
Speaker 3: is general knowledge? Okay. Next one.
Speaker 1: Released in nineteen sixty three. So while you're in high school.
Speaker 1: What was the name of the first.
Speaker 2: Beatles album, The Stones, The Beatles, the Ruling who It'll
Speaker 2: always always be funny. I want to say help in general.
Speaker 1: How okay, okay, please please me? Oh okay, I don't
Speaker 1: you know the answer.
Speaker 3: To the question.
Speaker 2: Showing this lighting, it appears that you have hair. It
Speaker 2: looks it looks like you've had your head shade and
Speaker 2: you've got like a five o'clock shadow on your head. Okay,
Speaker 2: just not a point of that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take your hat off.
Speaker 2: No, no, my hair is a mess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, part of its loud bathroom sync. Then right next
Speaker 3: one movies Moon isn't TV.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we've spoken about her already. Whoopy Goldbug has
Speaker 1: one Oscar to her name thanks to which movie the
Speaker 1: color purple?
Speaker 2: Try again it is it's the color purple.
Speaker 3: Try it again.
Speaker 2: It's the color purple. Ghost. No, it's not, it's ghost.
Speaker 2: It's not ghosts. I'm not having it. It's a color purple.
Speaker 3: Hit your phone out and check it.
Speaker 2: M you're in danger girl. Whoopy put whoop whoopy like Oscar. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll be well, she got well by what ghost? Technically
Speaker 2: I was kind of right because she had an Awards
Speaker 2: nomination for the color purple.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, has one Oscar to her name thanks to
Speaker 3: which movie? Not an Oscar nomination? Get an abuse at
Speaker 3: me because you're wrong.
Speaker 1: General knowledge including the jokers. How many cards are in
Speaker 1: a standard deck?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Loads loads have a guess? Oh thirty five fifty four?
Speaker 3: Wow, that was dull. Sorry that you can't make something fun. Sport?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Which is food drink? Okay?
Speaker 1: County Down Northern Ireland host which annual World Eating Championship?
Speaker 2: World Eating Championship is a protud horse. I'm genuinely going
Speaker 2: with potatoes.
Speaker 3: Okay, potatoes, Okay? Oysters?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, it's part of the hills the sea. Oysters
Speaker 1: are the potato of the sea. The words that have
Speaker 1: just fallen out of your face of oysters are the
Speaker 1: potato of the sea.
Speaker 3: So Mike was why was Lee missing for so long?
Speaker 2: Well, he was in prison for racism.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So you should remember this one because this
Speaker 1: is I feel that caret when you're young. Who did
Speaker 1: Audrey Hepburn play in Breakfast at tiffanis.
Speaker 2: Holly go light like? Correct?
Speaker 3: Well done?
Speaker 2: I'm a gay man with Adam was born knowing that
Speaker 2: why would you have southern accent?
Speaker 1: Just Duck was still lastly for breakfast at Tiffaness and
Speaker 1: also a very racistation. Man.
Speaker 2: Yes, that wasn't good.
Speaker 1: No, it's not so general knowledge. Okay, what are Cambria
Speaker 1: Ariel Myriad Pro?
Speaker 2: What are Cambria Arial Myriad pro pro Myriad Pro? Are
Speaker 2: they Tellytubbies?
Speaker 3: Yes they're Teletubbies or fonts as they're also now.
Speaker 2: Oh fonts they are.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've just repeated, adds are back to the get.
Speaker 2: The point fans and the compute. Yeah, ah huh, you've.
Speaker 3: Caused me a pain.
Speaker 1: Movies which Willy Wonka and Young and Frankenstein actor passed
Speaker 1: away in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: Gene Wildman, No, yes it was.
Speaker 3: It wasn't Yes, it wasn't a name again.
Speaker 2: Gene Wildman Wilder like you is g Wilder, not Wildman,
Speaker 2: Jack Rougane Wilder, Gean Wilder.
Speaker 3: Lack Wilder music.
Speaker 2: Okay, they were Rightdea you look you look you look
Speaker 2: like you're slumping there, you look like you.
Speaker 1: Wilting Wilting the artist FRIEDA. Caho came from which country?
Speaker 2: Mexico?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, how did you get that one because I'm intelligent.
Speaker 3: How did you get that one?
Speaker 2: Because I'm intelligent, I know ship.
Speaker 3: No ship, I don't need stuff fitting away. Oh, movies,
Speaker 3: we really likes movies.
Speaker 1: This Wild Today, okay, all about Eve La La Land
Speaker 1: and which nineteen ninety seven movies starringly known in Di
Speaker 1: Gabrielle jointly hold the record for the most oscan nums
Speaker 1: by a single movie.
Speaker 2: Ooh nah, I want to say Titanic, but I don't
Speaker 2: think Titanic got that many norms. Norms but an bad
Speaker 2: saying that these norms no, no, no, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say Titanic because I don't think it was
Speaker 2: necessarily for acting, but I think it got lots of
Speaker 2: nominations for things like special effects and water.
Speaker 3: It was Titanic World.
Speaker 2: Oh, stick around, as next we go in continent. We
Speaker 2: don't need to know that we've always been that. We
Speaker 2: mean intercontinental as we travel the world and wish you
Speaker 2: are queer. Welcome back to Chewing the cord. And now
Speaker 2: we try and understand why Mike started to do hand
Speaker 2: jesters a lot in which you were queer.
Speaker 3: I've been on my jolly's leave. Have you been away
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 2: No, all right, No, you mean so I thought you
Speaker 2: were like rubbing it in. No, I thought you might
Speaker 2: have been away somewhere.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: I went for one night in Liverpool, one night in
Speaker 2: live that wasn't songcause I went to see girls allowed
Speaker 2: okay in the concert, not personally okay, and stayed over
Speaker 2: one night in a banb b b b b bee.
Speaker 2: Didn't do any of that. I stayed in an airbnb.
Speaker 2: And that's as much as I've had this year. Okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, earlier in the I went to Rome or
Speaker 1: just for just for a few nights, just for a
Speaker 1: few nights, a few nights, and so I thought to
Speaker 1: do some video. And while I was there, there, I
Speaker 1: was there, I was just doing said very did it
Speaker 1: was it his excellency that asked you to go over
Speaker 1: to Rome? Was if he popped up the phone and said, Mike,
Speaker 1: I've not had head for years, down on one knee
Speaker 1: in both days, kissed my ring. No, I went for
Speaker 1: work purposes. While I was there, I got to enjoy
Speaker 1: some of Rome.
Speaker 2: So work purposes as in a bit of high class.
Speaker 1: Only dropped the being paid and the high class. Ah,
Speaker 1: So I thought I got at my camera and did
Speaker 1: some filming. Thought wouldn't it be nice to have a
Speaker 1: look around room?
Speaker 3: Say so, someone tried to.
Speaker 1: Mug me triving found so I had my hands in
Speaker 1: my pockets, one on my phone because.
Speaker 2: You do have football.
Speaker 3: And I came and went, know, something on your arm.
Speaker 3: Showed me your arm. I'm like, no, there's nothing on
Speaker 3: my arm. It's like, no, there is, show me your arm.
Speaker 2: I'm like no, no.
Speaker 3: So yeah, based only the people's we're going now, it's.
Speaker 2: It's always heaving to the point where it's unpleasant.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we went twice. We went in the morning
Speaker 3: and in the evening.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right to try and get like no crowds, and
Speaker 1: it was quieter in the very late evening, but so
Speaker 1: nine o'clock in the morning it was so busy.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not for me. I was very disappointed
Speaker 2: because I've always wanted to go and see the Trebby Fountain.
Speaker 2: Not somebody's sweaty shoulder blades.
Speaker 3: You didn't need to lick them mildly, that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I was slightly dehydrated, like a salt lick a hamster.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you also go to the Pantheon. I've got
Speaker 3: a story okay.
Speaker 2: So we went there. It was heaving, and I was like,
Speaker 2: I ain't queueing went or easton as I ain't queue
Speaker 2: in for that ship, and I was man handled by
Speaker 2: a ticket tout who was like, oh you, I'll get
Speaker 2: you the tickets. I'll get you the tickets. And I
Speaker 2: was like, no, thank you, and he touched me, not on,
Speaker 2: not in my not with consent, not with my not
Speaker 2: in my pant area. He stared rubbing my tummy and
Speaker 2: I was not happy with that. I went, I went,
Speaker 2: take your hand, take your goddamn hands off me, got
Speaker 2: a piece of meat, lower, lower, I and then we
Speaker 2: so we. I had a fit and walked off and
Speaker 2: then we ended up going into some ruins opposite the Pantheon.
Speaker 2: What's the pantheon? Is that the one that's leaning, Not
Speaker 2: a leaning Tower of Pisa.
Speaker 3: Because that famously is in Pizza rather than in Rome.
Speaker 2: The big the big one, the big one, Yeah, the
Speaker 2: big hole in them? Is that the Pantheon?
Speaker 3: No roof, yeah, or roof, no roof, no roof, that's
Speaker 3: the Colosseum.
Speaker 2: That's not what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: No, I'm talking about which has a roof on?
Speaker 2: Where's that done?
Speaker 1: It's in Rome, is it, yeah, which is a small
Speaker 1: it's one of the world's oldest churches.
Speaker 2: I did not go there.
Speaker 1: Right, it's round and it has an oculus at the top. No, no,
Speaker 1: So it rains inside when it rains, and when it
Speaker 1: rains and it's sunny.
Speaker 2: Jesus comes down.
Speaker 3: You see rainbows inside.
Speaker 1: So again, if you buy tickets online, you get to
Speaker 1: skip straight in, straight in.
Speaker 2: Go.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's pretty straight out, straight straight.
Speaker 2: Out, in and out.
Speaker 3: No one eving flinched. And what about the Spanish steps?
Speaker 2: Did you do them? I think I might have done
Speaker 2: at some point. All of the steps I can't remember.
Speaker 3: I can't remember that.
Speaker 2: Are they near the Vatican? The Spanish steps?
Speaker 3: Ish, it's all walkable.
Speaker 2: Because when we went we were in a little apartment
Speaker 2: thing complex. I tell that, not far from the Vatican, okay,
Speaker 2: And there were some steps, but they weren't the Spanish steps.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of steps in There were just steps. Yes,
Speaker 3: he just walked down some stairs.
Speaker 2: But when we came out of se.
Speaker 3: Spanish steps there.
Speaker 1: When we came out of our apartment, across the road
Speaker 1: directly was the massive queue to get in the Vatican.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, So you were on the Vatican side.
Speaker 1: Now, while I was there, I thought I'd take an
Speaker 1: opportunity because I like to cook almost as much as
Speaker 1: I like to eat.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I did a cooking.
Speaker 2: Class, did you?
Speaker 1: And so I learned how to make a traditional ragu
Speaker 1: sauce and pasta, all right, and that when you see
Speaker 1: people doing that, if you invert it and pop it
Speaker 1: in the past that's how you make you write the
Speaker 1: right shape for the dough to start making.
Speaker 3: That's a camp one of them.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, did you do that little flower on the
Speaker 2: table and the eggy EGGI in the.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we did the roll because there's a group
Speaker 1: of us that did it. So I made some new
Speaker 1: friends and had to roll the pasta.
Speaker 2: Out and all that sort of sounds like an episode
Speaker 2: of Coach Trip.
Speaker 3: It was a bit like an episode of Coach Trip.
Speaker 2: Did you vote off afterward?
Speaker 3: Myself?
Speaker 2: Because threw yourself into the Treviic fountain.
Speaker 3: Into the tip Oh, it's the into the Tiber. What's
Speaker 3: that the river that goes through.
Speaker 2: I even go to this.
Speaker 1: I don't think you so because you thought it was
Speaker 1: Pisa at one point, saw the leading tower.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, I'm sure, pretty sure that I wasn't.
Speaker 4: Because we walked through the saw the Eiffel Tower, we
Speaker 4: saw the Pleasure Beach, we saw the peer mysteriously, we walked.
Speaker 2: Through the square, the square, the square where the Pope.
Speaker 3: Lives, Vatican City, And.
Speaker 2: On a number of occasions, did you just go to
Speaker 2: the Vatican? Now I didn't want to.
Speaker 3: If you went through that square, you went through the Vatican.
Speaker 1: They go inside the Vatican, okay, because obviously I would
Speaker 1: have set on fire.
Speaker 2: And it was touch and go. As it was me
Speaker 2: landing in a in a religious country, it was released
Speaker 2: the house there there was there was because the Vatican
Speaker 2: has their own soldiers, don't They separate.
Speaker 1: Country, past and everything. Sadly, no quite attractive guard guard even.
Speaker 3: Though they're wearing pajamas.
Speaker 2: You'd have a go definitely.
Speaker 3: But so what I did I did two things while
Speaker 3: in Rome. I thought of you and brought you a gift.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is very.
Speaker 3: Nice of me to bring you a gift.
Speaker 2: It's so small.
Speaker 3: It's a magnet. Flip it over to see what's on
Speaker 3: the magnet.
Speaker 2: We're just there's a child, is that David.
Speaker 3: It's just a random beer.
Speaker 2: It's just a random that's it's quite quite.
Speaker 1: So also learned how to cook some Italian food. Okay,
Speaker 1: I thought I would share.
Speaker 2: Brought any back?
Speaker 3: No, not brought it back. I've made some fresh while
Speaker 3: I've been here, following the recipe. Mhm.
Speaker 1: So I brought some tomato sauce that you could see
Speaker 1: me cutting up in the in the in the pictury
Speaker 1: video thing, and some bread sticks for dipping.
Speaker 2: Oh that's pungent.
Speaker 3: You're actually googling it.
Speaker 2: I am because I want to know what it means.
Speaker 2: Translation of ilpie solo in English, P little dick. Okay,
Speaker 2: have you made this? I've made it chopping.
Speaker 1: So I used the same recipe that you saw me
Speaker 1: making in the video where it's cutting it in and
Speaker 1: chopping and things.
Speaker 3: You're waiting for me to your.
Speaker 2: First, aren't you don't trust you?
Speaker 3: I know you don't trust me, and you're wise. It's
Speaker 3: not cold.
Speaker 2: It's not cold.
Speaker 3: I've warmed it through, so slack.
Speaker 2: H the minball. There's no meat balls in it. I
Speaker 2: mean it's nice everywhere animal dip. So I can't have
Speaker 2: any moore now because it I can't tell the difference
Speaker 2: between that and.
Speaker 1: That's more about you like, So there's like five different
Speaker 1: types of tomato in here. Rav No, no, they said,
Speaker 1: always use different types. Don't use one like group of tomatoes,
Speaker 1: use lots of different ones. Could get different flavors from
Speaker 1: different tomatoes.
Speaker 2: Okay, well done you but yeah, but there.
Speaker 3: I think that's that's enough for now.
Speaker 2: I canna take this away now mm hmm okay, thanks.
Speaker 2: It's the more, more more talk about. That's it. That's
Speaker 2: that's it. I said, would you go back again?
Speaker 3: Not the first time I've been.
Speaker 2: Wow, have a nice cream? No?
Speaker 3: How did your letter not ice cream? Lad? Pizza even
Speaker 3: though it wasn't in pizza country.
Speaker 2: Did you have some spaghetti bolonnaise?
Speaker 1: No? I did a lot of a lot of light
Speaker 1: pastern things call it brad No, No, yeah, I had
Speaker 1: a viennetta.
Speaker 3: Well that's almost the end of the show.
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