Speaker 1: You dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of Idiotology with Lenchit Taco one
Speaker 2: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 1: But your freaking idiots. There was almost just Lynch call
Speaker 1: for taco. Bob in the elevator, My god, how about
Speaker 1: that story. They're replacing the elevators in our building. The
Speaker 1: one has been completed, and that was the one Bob
Speaker 1: was riding in to go downstairs.
Speaker 2: I should have known when I had to wait like
Speaker 2: eight minutes to get it that they were working on it.
Speaker 2: And then it goes down to the second floor and
Speaker 2: it opens. I'm like great, I mean late was running
Speaker 2: over to Chick fil A. And then all of a
Speaker 2: sudden there's a guy standing there with tools when the
Speaker 2: door's open to the second floor and he's like, ed,
Speaker 2: just had to fix one thing. I go, you want
Speaker 2: to come in? He goes, I'll get it in a minute.
Speaker 2: The thing goes about probably three feet from the ground
Speaker 2: and a cable or something snapped. It was like boom,
Speaker 2: and you could see like a little dust screeping through
Speaker 2: the doors.
Speaker 1: He thought it was gonna be a little final destination
Speaker 1: type deal.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, straight down and I'm I'm like yelling,
Speaker 2: do this thing just blew up?
Speaker 1: And then I'm hitting the button.
Speaker 2: I'm hitting the button, and all of a sudden, somehow
Speaker 2: the door's open and left a space that was only
Speaker 2: about one foot wide as an opening. I just slid
Speaker 2: right out of it. I was like, I'm out and
Speaker 2: started yelling at the guys. I'm like, your elevator blew up.
Speaker 2: So good luck, guys, God speed.
Speaker 1: Glad to see you were recovered in time to eat
Speaker 1: your Chick fil A sandwich.
Speaker 2: God speed, I'm only halfway done. Godspeed in elevator world. Hey,
Speaker 2: remember to throw a voting for you. Say we played
Speaker 2: If you haven't, I'm glad you're still with us. Taco
Speaker 2: seriously got my heart race and I tell you that,
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not even joking. Yeah, there's three songs
Speaker 2: from Wheezer for you to vote on. Well, you would
Speaker 2: have looked at me and you were gone, We're screwed.
Speaker 2: Three songs Dope Nose, my name is Jonas or Troublemaker.
Speaker 2: Almost the most folks has played back at nine.
Speaker 1: Somebody who votes will win Chain's addiction tickets. Can do
Speaker 1: that over at the Facebook page of the next fifteen
Speaker 1: minutes or so. So anybody, anybody got a home in
Speaker 1: their neighborhood that's been taken over by squatters or have
Speaker 1: to deal with that, don't even say it. We had
Speaker 1: one in our neighborhood for years. Do they mow the
Speaker 1: art and stuff like that? Well, no, no, it was.
Speaker 1: It was horrible and it was you know. I no.
Speaker 1: Laws in Florida have changed a bit to make it
Speaker 1: slightly easier to deal with this situation, but around the
Speaker 1: country it's still a nightmare for a lot of people,
Speaker 1: including California. The North Park area of San Diego. There
Speaker 1: was one of these deals in a neighborhood there and
Speaker 1: I told you I'd put the fumigation ten on them.
Speaker 1: Well they kind of fumigated themselves. The house burned down.
Speaker 1: Oh really, And so the news went out to talk
Speaker 1: to some neighbors about it, all of which were thrilled. Thrilled,
Speaker 1: they're good burned down.
Speaker 2: The craziest part would be if they built the brand
Speaker 2: new home and these people moved in it, the squatter.
Speaker 1: So not that we're putting this out as an idea, No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. But I'll say, should it happen, there's not
Speaker 1: gonna be a lot of tears shed.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not even getting behind that statement because
Speaker 2: somebody will take it wrong. But put to get the
Speaker 2: place for humigated, get the big tent over it, or
Speaker 2: I got a new saying if there's a squatter cut
Speaker 2: off the water.
Speaker 1: Any electricity. Yeah, but that doesn't rhyme. It ain't doing
Speaker 1: no time. That would be inhumane. Taco bah, of course,
Speaker 1: I just thought it was cut it. Yeah, it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying I want to be clear that I
Speaker 2: don't want somebody that to the BWO label.
Speaker 1: Either telling me able to burn down squatters homes. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not wrong. We would never, ever, just to be
Speaker 1: cleared encourage something like that. My heart's still raising. Man. Uh.
Speaker 2: Cryogenic freezing. Yeah, somebody texted in the Walt Disney did that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's the truth. I think I
Speaker 2: heard something about that.
Speaker 1: So, you know, the idea that rather than be cremated
Speaker 1: or buried or whatever, have your fully intact body deep
Speaker 1: freeze in the hopes of someday science catching up and
Speaker 1: finding a way to reanimate people.
Speaker 2: For the record, when I said Walt Disney did that,
Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like you go out to Disney
Speaker 2: World to get cryogenically frozen. I'm talking about the dude him,
Speaker 2: So that's what somebody said. They said that he froze himself,
Speaker 2: and they were supposed to bring him back once once
Speaker 2: they had a cure for lung cancer and they have
Speaker 2: it now. But then they said they can't, you know,
Speaker 2: bring them back from being frozen.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know about all that. So
Speaker 1: this story is about how it's starting to gain in popularity,
Speaker 1: the idea of doing this now, the question how much
Speaker 1: does it cost to do something like this?
Speaker 2: Oh, to freeze yourself, it's got to be tons.
Speaker 1: It's a company called Tomorrow by It Tomorrow Bio, which
Speaker 1: they're based in Berlin, Germany. Two and twenty two thousand
Speaker 1: dollars plus a fifty five dollars a month membership maintenance
Speaker 1: fee to keep the body stored in frozen. The co
Speaker 1: founder of the company says that he personally believes that
Speaker 1: within his lifetime he's at forty years old, says they'll
Speaker 1: witness the safe cryo preservation and reanimation of a complex organism.
Speaker 1: He doesn't go as far to say that that complex
Speaker 1: organism would be one of the frozen bodies they have
Speaker 1: on ice, but he sees it, you know, eventually getting there.
Speaker 1: So basically what he's saying, well, or just said, might
Speaker 1: ultimately be worth the investment to go this route at
Speaker 1: the end of the day.
Speaker 2: This is kind of morbid, But I'm sorry, if you died,
Speaker 2: why would you want to come back?
Speaker 1: What if they get to where you could live to be?
Speaker 1: You know? Yeah, with the way things are, I'm afraid.
Speaker 2: I mean, like money wise, economy things, cycle would usually
Speaker 2: tired of cycling sort themselves out, and this has been
Speaker 2: a backward cycle.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Somebody said fifth Low Billy released a sack full of snakes,
Speaker 2: they'd be out just as fast as they came in.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: And somebody else said, I'm gold the elevator didn't start
Speaker 2: back up when you were halfway through the one foot open.
Speaker 1: Now, that would have been a final destination situation. They
Speaker 1: have those bounce back doors, don't they daft Unless it's
Speaker 1: not operating correctly, which is apparently the issue with the new.
Speaker 2: Elevator, Well, it would be those would be razor blades
Speaker 2: if it was a final destination thing.
Speaker 1: And our final destination and stop on idiotology for this
Speaker 1: week is in Morehead City, North Carolina, which is one
Speaker 1: of the greatest city names there is in this country.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. It started off as kind of a tongue
Speaker 1: in cheek battle between two businesses that are across the
Speaker 1: street from each other, which would be Dank Burrito and
Speaker 1: Ianie's Grill and Bar. I guess one place put up
Speaker 1: something on their marquee wishing one of their employees a
Speaker 1: happy birthday and left it up there for like twenty
Speaker 1: six days.
Speaker 2: That's the one I pointed out, remember, and I said, look,
Speaker 2: Dank Burrito.
Speaker 1: So it's now gone to them going back and forth
Speaker 1: to this spreading to now they've got like seventy different
Speaker 1: businesses are all talking crap to each other on their
Speaker 1: marquis in and around Morehead City. On the sign I.
Speaker 2: Had Happy Birthday Jeff for twenty six days roughly.
Speaker 1: And I just you know, I put up Yanni's quit
Speaker 1: being Lazy Changer sign, and I responded with, we're not lazy,
Speaker 1: We're just busier than you. Because they started with these,
Speaker 1: I guess, And now all the way down there there's
Speaker 1: all the all the different restaurants messing with each other.
Speaker 1: I think there's probably over seventy businesses. That's chimed in sense.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna keep it going as long as I can.
Speaker 1: That is great. I have that story is on our
Speaker 1: that Bob referred to as on our Facebook page. If
Speaker 1: you want to see some of the witty marquis that
Speaker 1: these store owners have been putting up.
Speaker 2: If you, if you could come up with some creative
Speaker 2: every single day, like that was your job, part of you. Hey, look,
Speaker 2: you know we'll give you a one hour on the clock.
Speaker 2: If you just come up with the phrase, I'd be like,
Speaker 2: I'm all over there.
Speaker 1: How much you want to trust somebody with that? Oh,
Speaker 1: here's your best judgment.
Speaker 2: Janni's Burgers stays like balls.
Speaker 1: A marquis is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.
Speaker 1: Taco Bob, I'd be the right hands.
Speaker 2: JR R J just rocks.