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<v Speaker 1>You dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology with Lenchit Taco one

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<v Speaker 2>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 1>But your freaking idiots. There was almost just Lynch call

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<v Speaker 1>for taco. Bob in the elevator, My god, how about

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<v Speaker 1>that story. They're replacing the elevators in our building. The

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<v Speaker 1>one has been completed, and that was the one Bob

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<v Speaker 1>was riding in to go downstairs.

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<v Speaker 2>I should have known when I had to wait like

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<v Speaker 2>eight minutes to get it that they were working on it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it goes down to the second floor and

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<v Speaker 2>it opens. I'm like great, I mean late was running

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<v Speaker 2>over to Chick fil A. And then all of a

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<v Speaker 2>sudden there's a guy standing there with tools when the

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<v Speaker 2>door's open to the second floor and he's like, ed,

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<v Speaker 2>just had to fix one thing. I go, you want

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<v Speaker 2>to come in? He goes, I'll get it in a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing goes about probably three feet from the ground

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<v Speaker 2>and a cable or something snapped. It was like boom,

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<v Speaker 2>and you could see like a little dust screeping through

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<v Speaker 2>the doors.

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<v Speaker 1>He thought it was gonna be a little final destination

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<v Speaker 1>type deal.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, straight down and I'm I'm like yelling,

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<v Speaker 2>do this thing just blew up?

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<v Speaker 1>And then I'm hitting the button.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hitting the button, and all of a sudden, somehow

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<v Speaker 2>the door's open and left a space that was only

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<v Speaker 2>about one foot wide as an opening. I just slid

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<v Speaker 2>right out of it. I was like, I'm out and

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<v Speaker 2>started yelling at the guys. I'm like, your elevator blew up.

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<v Speaker 2>So good luck, guys, God speed.

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<v Speaker 1>Glad to see you were recovered in time to eat

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<v Speaker 1>your Chick fil A sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>God speed, I'm only halfway done. Godspeed in elevator world. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>remember to throw a voting for you. Say we played

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<v Speaker 2>If you haven't, I'm glad you're still with us. Taco

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<v Speaker 2>seriously got my heart race and I tell you that,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I'm not even joking. Yeah, there's three songs

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<v Speaker 2>from Wheezer for you to vote on. Well, you would

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<v Speaker 2>have looked at me and you were gone, We're screwed.

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<v Speaker 2>Three songs Dope Nose, my name is Jonas or Troublemaker.

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<v Speaker 2>Almost the most folks has played back at nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who votes will win Chain's addiction tickets. Can do

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<v Speaker 1>that over at the Facebook page of the next fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>minutes or so. So anybody, anybody got a home in

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<v Speaker 1>their neighborhood that's been taken over by squatters or have

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<v Speaker 1>to deal with that, don't even say it. We had

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<v Speaker 1>one in our neighborhood for years. Do they mow the

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<v Speaker 1>art and stuff like that? Well, no, no, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was horrible and it was you know. I no.

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<v Speaker 1>Laws in Florida have changed a bit to make it

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<v Speaker 1>slightly easier to deal with this situation, but around the

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<v Speaker 1>country it's still a nightmare for a lot of people,

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<v Speaker 1>including California. The North Park area of San Diego. There

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<v Speaker 1>was one of these deals in a neighborhood there and

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I'd put the fumigation ten on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Well they kind of fumigated themselves. The house burned down.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh really, And so the news went out to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to some neighbors about it, all of which were thrilled. Thrilled,

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<v Speaker 1>they're good burned down.

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<v Speaker 2>The craziest part would be if they built the brand

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<v Speaker 2>new home and these people moved in it, the squatter.

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<v Speaker 1>So not that we're putting this out as an idea, No,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not. But I'll say, should it happen, there's not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be a lot of tears shed.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm not even getting behind that statement because

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<v Speaker 2>somebody will take it wrong. But put to get the

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<v Speaker 2>place for humigated, get the big tent over it, or

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<v Speaker 2>I got a new saying if there's a squatter cut

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<v Speaker 2>off the water.

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<v Speaker 1>Any electricity. Yeah, but that doesn't rhyme. It ain't doing

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<v Speaker 1>no time. That would be inhumane. Taco bah, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>I just thought it was cut it. Yeah, it's beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying I want to be clear that I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want somebody that to the BWO label.

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<v Speaker 1>Either telling me able to burn down squatters homes. No,

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely not wrong. We would never, ever, just to be

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<v Speaker 1>cleared encourage something like that. My heart's still raising. Man. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Cryogenic freezing. Yeah, somebody texted in the Walt Disney did that.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if that's the truth. I think I

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<v Speaker 2>heard something about that.

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<v Speaker 1>So, you know, the idea that rather than be cremated

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<v Speaker 1>or buried or whatever, have your fully intact body deep

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<v Speaker 1>freeze in the hopes of someday science catching up and

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<v Speaker 1>finding a way to reanimate people.

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<v Speaker 2>For the record, when I said Walt Disney did that,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not talking about like you go out to Disney

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<v Speaker 2>World to get cryogenically frozen. I'm talking about the dude him,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what somebody said. They said that he froze himself,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were supposed to bring him back once once

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<v Speaker 2>they had a cure for lung cancer and they have

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<v Speaker 2>it now. But then they said they can't, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>bring them back from being frozen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know about all that. So

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<v Speaker 1>this story is about how it's starting to gain in popularity,

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<v Speaker 1>the idea of doing this now, the question how much

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<v Speaker 1>does it cost to do something like this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, to freeze yourself, it's got to be tons.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a company called Tomorrow by It Tomorrow Bio, which

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<v Speaker 1>they're based in Berlin, Germany. Two and twenty two thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars plus a fifty five dollars a month membership maintenance

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<v Speaker 1>fee to keep the body stored in frozen. The co

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<v Speaker 1>founder of the company says that he personally believes that

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<v Speaker 1>within his lifetime he's at forty years old, says they'll

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<v Speaker 1>witness the safe cryo preservation and reanimation of a complex organism.

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't go as far to say that that complex

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<v Speaker 1>organism would be one of the frozen bodies they have

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<v Speaker 1>on ice, but he sees it, you know, eventually getting there.

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<v Speaker 1>So basically what he's saying, well, or just said, might

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<v Speaker 1>ultimately be worth the investment to go this route at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the day.

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<v Speaker 2>This is kind of morbid, But I'm sorry, if you died,

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<v Speaker 2>why would you want to come back?

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<v Speaker 1>What if they get to where you could live to be?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? Yeah, with the way things are, I'm afraid.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, like money wise, economy things, cycle would usually

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<v Speaker 2>tired of cycling sort themselves out, and this has been

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<v Speaker 2>a backward cycle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said fifth Low Billy released a sack full of snakes,

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<v Speaker 2>they'd be out just as fast as they came in.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>And somebody else said, I'm gold the elevator didn't start

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<v Speaker 2>back up when you were halfway through the one foot open.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that would have been a final destination situation. They

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<v Speaker 1>have those bounce back doors, don't they daft Unless it's

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<v Speaker 1>not operating correctly, which is apparently the issue with the new.

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<v Speaker 2>Elevator, Well, it would be those would be razor blades

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<v Speaker 2>if it was a final destination thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And our final destination and stop on idiotology for this

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<v Speaker 1>week is in Morehead City, North Carolina, which is one

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<v Speaker 1>of the greatest city names there is in this country.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. It started off as kind of a tongue

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<v Speaker 1>in cheek battle between two businesses that are across the

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<v Speaker 1>street from each other, which would be Dank Burrito and

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<v Speaker 1>Ianie's Grill and Bar. I guess one place put up

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<v Speaker 1>something on their marquee wishing one of their employees a

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<v Speaker 1>happy birthday and left it up there for like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>six days.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the one I pointed out, remember, and I said, look,

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<v Speaker 2>Dank Burrito.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's now gone to them going back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>to this spreading to now they've got like seventy different

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<v Speaker 1>businesses are all talking crap to each other on their

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<v Speaker 1>marquis in and around Morehead City. On the sign I.

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<v Speaker 2>Had Happy Birthday Jeff for twenty six days roughly.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just you know, I put up Yanni's quit

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<v Speaker 1>being Lazy Changer sign, and I responded with, we're not lazy,

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<v Speaker 1>We're just busier than you. Because they started with these,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, And now all the way down there there's

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<v Speaker 1>all the all the different restaurants messing with each other.

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<v Speaker 1>I think there's probably over seventy businesses. That's chimed in sense.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna keep it going as long as I can.

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<v Speaker 1>That is great. I have that story is on our

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<v Speaker 1>that Bob referred to as on our Facebook page. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to see some of the witty marquis that

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<v Speaker 1>these store owners have been putting up.

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<v Speaker 2>If you, if you could come up with some creative

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<v Speaker 2>every single day, like that was your job, part of you. Hey, look,

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<v Speaker 2>you know we'll give you a one hour on the clock.

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<v Speaker 2>If you just come up with the phrase, I'd be like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all over there.

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<v Speaker 1>How much you want to trust somebody with that? Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>here's your best judgment.

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<v Speaker 2>Janni's Burgers stays like balls.

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<v Speaker 1>A marquis is a dangerous thing in the wrong hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob, I'd be the right hands.

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<v Speaker 2>JR R J just rocks.