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<v Speaker 1>And now to return to the ghost of Hurlston matter,

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<v Speaker 1>Doctor Watson, Hurlston say, wasn't that the ancient country home

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<v Speaker 1>of the Musgraves where Holmes discovered the crown of the

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<v Speaker 1>Stuart King?

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, mister Harris, absolutely correct, that this is another story,

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<v Speaker 2>and to begin at the beginning. Holmes, as you know,

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<v Speaker 2>in his uh cerebral processes, was the neatest and most

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<v Speaker 2>methodical individual, But in his personal habits he was the

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<v Speaker 2>untidiest man that ever drove a fellow lodger to distraction.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I'm what you'd call painfully tide in myself.

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<v Speaker 3>On now, doctor Watson, you're always need as a pen

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<v Speaker 3>with clipper crafts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's easy, But don't interrupt me.

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<v Speaker 4>Where was I?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yes, yes, I'm certainly not what you'd call prissy.

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<v Speaker 2>But when I find a man who keeps his cigars

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<v Speaker 2>in the cold, scuttle his tobacco in the toll of

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<v Speaker 2>the Persian slipper, and his unanswered correspondence transfixed by jackknife

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<v Speaker 2>in the very center of the mantelpiece, then I begin

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<v Speaker 2>to give myself virtue of air. I don't doctor imagine

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<v Speaker 2>then my surprise when on returning one afternoon from making

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<v Speaker 2>my medical rounds, I found Homes in a stiff collar

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<v Speaker 2>and wearing his Prince Albert. Furthermore, he was tidying up

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<v Speaker 2>his chemical table and kicking his notebooks, papers and other

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<v Speaker 2>impedimented out of sight under the sofa.

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<v Speaker 3>Crime to be queen of the maid mother, For I'm

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<v Speaker 3>to be queen of the may homes.

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<v Speaker 2>What in Heaven's name is.

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<v Speaker 3>The watson your overshoes kind of eave them outside? Can't

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<v Speaker 3>have you tracking mud about holmes?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you taken leave of your senses? Are you feeling well?

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<v Speaker 3>Certainly I'm feeling well. Never felt better. But don't stand

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<v Speaker 3>there with your mouth open like a ninny. Help me

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<v Speaker 3>clear this litter off the sofa. But oh here take

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<v Speaker 3>the scasogene in the morning papers, and here's the microscope

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<v Speaker 3>and your top half. Oh good lord, there she is. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>this is Reginald Musgrave. Of course she's coming to pay us.

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<v Speaker 2>Call.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, don't just stand there with that stuff. Rid away

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere where for the lover behind the curtains of the door.

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<v Speaker 3>Now wait, chuck it here in the umbrella.

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<v Speaker 2>Stand hurry all right?

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<v Speaker 4>All right there, ah.

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<v Speaker 3>All neat and shipshape. Not a thing out of place

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<v Speaker 3>except your back hair, Watson, do slap it down. There's

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<v Speaker 3>a good chap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, go to blazes.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, well open the door for missus Musgrave. Opened the door?

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<v Speaker 2>Whose you are the most exasprating man Mercy, How do.

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<v Speaker 5>You do, Doc Watson?

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<v Speaker 2>Won't you come in? Missus must Why it's not Missus

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<v Speaker 2>Musgrave at all. It's the honorable Alice Adare, lady Maynooth's

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<v Speaker 2>charming sister in law.

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<v Speaker 6>I was Alisadair, doctor Watson until mister Holmes introduced me

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<v Speaker 6>to his old castmate, Reginald Musgrave some months ago. It

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<v Speaker 6>was one weekend last Scring when he escorted Lady Maynuth

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<v Speaker 6>and myself down to Sussex to view the Stuart Crown.

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<v Speaker 6>Right then and there I fell in love with Hurlstone

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<v Speaker 6>and determined to become its mistress. Of course I had

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<v Speaker 6>to marry Reggie to accomplish my purpose.

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<v Speaker 3>Had him eeting out of her hand inside of twenty minutes,

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<v Speaker 3>one flutter of our eyelid, and Reggie was a goner.

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<v Speaker 2>And I never knew you even met the bladder, Sherlock.

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<v Speaker 6>You mean you didn't tell him about the wedding now, really,

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<v Speaker 6>that's too bad of you. Mister Holmes was best man,

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<v Speaker 6>doctor Watson though. Oh, Reggie and I were married in

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<v Speaker 6>a registry office. You know how skittery middle aged bachelors

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<v Speaker 6>are about a big wedding.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, my dear Alice, how are things at Helstone dreadful?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm so annoyed with Reggie I'm hardly speaking to him.

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<v Speaker 6>If he goes through with it, I shall divorce him,

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<v Speaker 6>whether I have grounds or not. Goes through with what

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<v Speaker 6>he's threatening to sell the estates.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good lord, no, Why the Musgraves have always lived.

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<v Speaker 5>At Helstone, That's what I keep telling him.

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<v Speaker 2>Besides, it's famous since the oldest inhabited building in the country.

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<v Speaker 6>That's what he keeps telling me. He says it's too

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<v Speaker 6>old to be inhabited any longer. He has absolutely no

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<v Speaker 6>feeling for all those darling old mullioned windows and the

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful old mantlepieces and paneling. Keeps on telling me it's

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<v Speaker 6>damp and drafty. It's his rheumatism, of course, it makes

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<v Speaker 6>him so unreasonable. That and that wretched Stuart Crown you

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<v Speaker 6>discovered for him, Sherlock, did you have to do that?

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<v Speaker 3>But my dear Alice, he was delighted when we found

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<v Speaker 3>the Royal Diadem. If I'd handed him a million pounds,

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<v Speaker 3>he couldn't be more excited.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it's turned out to be a regular Frankenstein's monster.

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<v Speaker 6>People come from all over to see the stupid thing.

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<v Speaker 6>They come in drones, by carriage, and cherubar and lorry

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<v Speaker 6>they come and being their lunches.

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<v Speaker 5>We haven't a moment's privacy.

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<v Speaker 3>Why doesn't he send it off to a museum where

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<v Speaker 3>it belongs, because that's.

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<v Speaker 6>What the government wanted him to do in the first place.

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<v Speaker 6>Where all things have been going from bad to worse.

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<v Speaker 6>All those trippers tramping through the shrubbery were bad enough,

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<v Speaker 6>But that dreadful boy yesterday afternoon, that's what really put

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<v Speaker 6>the the petticoats on the queen.

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<v Speaker 3>What boy are you referring to, Alice?

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<v Speaker 6>That horrible little urchin we found in the tea garden

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<v Speaker 6>pulling up ridges, prize petunia by the roots?

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<v Speaker 7>Hell, here, I say, what's this? What's this?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 8>It's alpha Anette picking old flowers. He is I do

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<v Speaker 8>love night, say, well, tell.

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<v Speaker 9>Them to stop. Those are not wild flowers. Those are

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<v Speaker 9>my best important French petunias.

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<v Speaker 8>Frenchy, Well, what do you know that's enough, Alpie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's up, posies.

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<v Speaker 8>And now we'll go and see the pretty crown.

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<v Speaker 5>And I want to see enough crown. Want to big

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<v Speaker 5>posy stop it.

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<v Speaker 7>I say, put that plump back where you found it.

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<v Speaker 8>I do like the old man tells you, Alvi, and

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<v Speaker 8>wipe your ill.

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<v Speaker 9>Tell him to stop that infernal racket, or I shan't formit.

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<v Speaker 9>You to see the crown at all?

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, yeah, hold on there. You can't refuse to an

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<v Speaker 8>alpha set the crown. It's historic. He's got as might

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<v Speaker 8>try to look at it as you have.

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<v Speaker 10>That's sentenced. I'll sell the place and the grounds and

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<v Speaker 10>the running crown as well. I'll sell it to Plunket,

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<v Speaker 10>the pickle king. See if I don't, good, Lord, don't

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<v Speaker 10>tell me. Old Plunketters offered to buy Hurston.

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<v Speaker 5>So it seems Sherlock.

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<v Speaker 6>I told Reggie if he even thought of it, I'd

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<v Speaker 6>never speak to him again.

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<v Speaker 5>But that only made him more determined. You have no

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<v Speaker 5>idea how that he can be.

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<v Speaker 7>A big headed? Is the word, my dear abbis.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, perhaps you are right. That's what comes of his

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<v Speaker 6>staying a bachelor until he was pushing forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Here that Watson, that it had be a lesson to you.

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<v Speaker 2>He was probably waiting until you happened along, missus Musgrave.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, doctor Watson, what a charming thing to say. He

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<v Speaker 6>must make Sherlock bring you down for the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>What weekend? I'm attending? No elegant weekend parties at Helstone.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, yes, you are.

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<v Speaker 6>You are responsible for this brainstorm of bridges. If you

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<v Speaker 6>hadn't discovered that wretched crown, he wouldn't want to sell

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<v Speaker 6>the place. And if it weren't for the Crown, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>sure Hennessip Plunkett wouldn't dream of buying it.

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<v Speaker 2>Hurlstone in the possession of Hennis Hip Plunkett, the pickle King,

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<v Speaker 2>it'd be sacrilege.

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<v Speaker 6>He even talks about putting out a new brand Crown

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<v Speaker 6>pickles with a picture of the Stuart Crown on.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottle, or shocking that taste.

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<v Speaker 6>I will not have that dreadful old vulgarian strutting around

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<v Speaker 6>the property. He'd ruined it in no time, Sherlock, You

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<v Speaker 6>and doctor Watson simply must come down and help me

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<v Speaker 6>to save Hurlstone from that pickled pedler.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister Plunkett. But how delightful to have you here for

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<v Speaker 5>a visit.

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<v Speaker 4>Never buy anything before try to sample of it, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 4>Might not be able to sleep here. Get terrible insomnia

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes in the country.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, of course, the.

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<v Speaker 6>Frogs and crickets around Helston are all the noisy ol

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<v Speaker 6>rot divas.

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<v Speaker 7>Take mister Plucket's things up to the blue room next

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<v Speaker 7>to the box.

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<v Speaker 4>Hold on there, Musgrave. Is that the room King Charles

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<v Speaker 4>hit out in when he was beating it up north

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<v Speaker 4>to Scotland.

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<v Speaker 6>No, the steel room is in the old wing, mister Plunkett.

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<v Speaker 6>You wouldn't want to sleep there. There's well, there's no

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<v Speaker 6>plumbing in that part.

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<v Speaker 5>Of the house.

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<v Speaker 4>Look here, miss Musgrave. I was a grown man before

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<v Speaker 4>I even know there was such a thing as indoor plumbing. Besides,

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<v Speaker 4>what's good enough for King Charles? Good enough for me?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, But that is if you're a light sleeper, well

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<v Speaker 5>the ghost might keep you awake.

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<v Speaker 4>Ghost here, I was grave. You didn't tell me Hurlstone

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<v Speaker 4>had a ghost. Why?

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<v Speaker 5>Of course the Stewart room has always.

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<v Speaker 9>Had a ghosts ridiculous. Charles didn't die there, Alice, he

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<v Speaker 9>only hid there for a week or so.

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<v Speaker 6>Pay no attention to reach mister Plunkett. He doesn't begin

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<v Speaker 6>to know all the historical facts about this house. Now,

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<v Speaker 6>since I came here, I've been reading up on all

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<v Speaker 6>the old documents in the library. This house has had

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<v Speaker 6>a frightening and gory history.

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<v Speaker 5>Mister Plunkett, Oh Alice.

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<v Speaker 4>Really, well, what do you know? I guess those Britishers

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<v Speaker 4>were kind of rugged in the olden days. So the

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<v Speaker 4>place has a ghost. He You know, I've always sort

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<v Speaker 4>of had a hankering to me to spook. Don't have

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<v Speaker 4>anywhere I come.

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<v Speaker 5>From, really, no ghosts in Pittsville.

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<v Speaker 4>Pittsburgh, That's where I hear from, Miss Musgrave. I was

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<v Speaker 4>born a shack in Shannytown. Imagine if ire stand up

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<v Speaker 4>sleeping in the bed King Charles slept in, he with

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<v Speaker 4>a ghost.

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<v Speaker 5>Besides, it's rather an unpleasant ghost.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm afraid the ghost of Lady Daphney who shot her

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<v Speaker 6>lover in the way.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't say, tell me about it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it seems that Lady Daphne's husband was always going

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<v Speaker 6>off to the wars, leaving her behind with her housekeeping

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<v Speaker 6>and her needlework. Now women didn't read in those days,

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<v Speaker 6>you know, so she had no good books to divert

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<v Speaker 6>her mind. Suddenly one morning, a young huntsman, all in green,

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<v Speaker 6>drove up on a chestnuts stallion.

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<v Speaker 8>Nice colorccommodation, my dear, don't interrupt, Reggie.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, it seemed that he'd been gored by a deer

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<v Speaker 6>or something, so Lady Dafne put him in the best

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<v Speaker 6>guest room the.

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<v Speaker 7>King Charles had made famous.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't miss, stupid Reggie. This was back in the days

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<v Speaker 6>of the Plantagenets. The Stuarts hadn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Even been heard of.

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<v Speaker 6>Lady Dafne nursed the huntsman back to health and fell

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<v Speaker 6>because pretty soon even though Rod Musgrave heard about it

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<v Speaker 6>and came sneaking back from the wars one dark night.

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<v Speaker 4>Very unsporting of them.

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<v Speaker 6>Rather yeah, well, of course you couldn't really sneak very

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<v Speaker 6>successfully in the armor they wore in those days.

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<v Speaker 5>So the Lady Daphne and her.

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<v Speaker 6>Lover heard him tiptoing up the hall, and quick as

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<v Speaker 6>a flash, Lady Daphne shoved her lover into a sort

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<v Speaker 6>of cupboard in the wainscutting, and when Lord Musgrave came

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<v Speaker 6>clattering in, she was back in bed, sound asleep.

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<v Speaker 5>She looked so pretty there. He didn't have the heart

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<v Speaker 6>He just called a couple of his serving men, and

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<v Speaker 9>And the lady and her lover were so terrified they

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<v Speaker 9>never said boom, and the poor chap just sat there

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<v Speaker 9>and quietly suffocated to death.

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<v Speaker 5>Hejie, I thought you didn't know that story.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I fancy I've read that manuscript at some time

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<v Speaker 7>or other.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, finally, after several days, the Lady Daphne couldn't stand

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<v Speaker 6>the strain any longer. She took out her husband's revolver

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<v Speaker 6>and fired a shot through the wainscutting, and pretty soon

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<v Speaker 6>a slow trickle of blood came out under the floor.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a departure I hadn't read about.

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<v Speaker 6>Lord Musgrave pretended not to notice, but went calmly back

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<v Speaker 6>to the walls. The Lady Daphne's hair turned completely white,

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<v Speaker 6>of course, and you can still see her one ring

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<v Speaker 6>about the room, moaning and wringing her hands. So, dear

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<v Speaker 6>mister Plunkett, I really don't think you should sleep in

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<v Speaker 6>the Stewart room if you suffer from insomnia.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh don't you worry, Miss Musgrave. If anyone's gonna be

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<v Speaker 4>scared tonight, it'll be Lady Daphney, not.

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<v Speaker 9>Me, Passir Dr Watson the pot Sherlock. That's a good fellow.

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<v Speaker 9>His glass is empty. Oh oh, what's up, Reggie. Oh

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<v Speaker 9>just a twinge in my left knee. Must be a

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<v Speaker 9>storm coming up. That knee's a regular barometer.

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<v Speaker 4>Hm dashed fine port you have, Musgrave must be old.

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<v Speaker 7>My dear mister Pluckett. The port in this house was

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<v Speaker 7>laid down by my great grandfather.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we don't say the cellar goes to the house,

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<v Speaker 4>of course.

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<v Speaker 9>What remains of it? Only three bottles left beside this one.

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<v Speaker 9>Fraid all my forebears have been heavy pot drinkers.

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<v Speaker 2>Must Grave Port has always been famous, mister Plankett.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, yes, to Watson.

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<v Speaker 9>Nothing could persuade be the pop of the place that

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<v Speaker 9>we still had the cellar we had my grandfather's or

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<v Speaker 9>even my father's day. Oh well, sick concert laureamum dip ah.

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<v Speaker 7>Confound at me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a reliable weather profit at any rate, Here comes

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<v Speaker 2>the storm.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't say I like thunderstorms. Never have got some

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<v Speaker 4>bad ones in the Alleghenies. When I was a boy,

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<v Speaker 4>I've seen lightning bounce off of those mountains like it

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<v Speaker 4>was the devil playing nine pins. All was crawled into

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<v Speaker 4>my old man's feather bed when I heard it coming.

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<v Speaker 4>Lightning can't get you if you're in a feather bed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you wouldn't have a feather bed here at Urlstone.

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<v Speaker 7>Why, yes, we have some either down coverlets, I believe.

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<v Speaker 7>But don't you need to be too warm? I mean

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<v Speaker 7>he's still in the beginning of September.

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<v Speaker 4>The blazers with the heat. You tell Devers to bring

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<v Speaker 4>me a couple up to my room. I'm gonna get

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<v Speaker 4>into bed right now, and you can light the fire

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<v Speaker 4>in that fireplace, yes.

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<v Speaker 8>Sir, but if you're going to retire, don't give.

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<v Speaker 4>Me an argument. Lightning has a habit of coming down chimneys.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a kind of the draft and the cold air.

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<v Speaker 4>But if there's a fire lit in his hot air

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<v Speaker 4>going up, it can't get in.

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<v Speaker 5>That was a close one, wasn't It sounded like it

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<v Speaker 5>hit the old oak.

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<v Speaker 11>Lightning is always hitting the old oak, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 11>seem to mind that was the oak mentioned in the ritual.

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<v Speaker 8>You know, I've been here since the Norman invasion. They

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<v Speaker 8>say light that fire.

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<v Speaker 2>That blast hit a very good sir, very good.

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<v Speaker 4>There you are, said, helped me off with my boots?

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<v Speaker 8>Why you are shifting?

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<v Speaker 2>So that's the fact.

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<v Speaker 3>I can even hear your teeth chattering.

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<v Speaker 4>Never mind my teeth hamming my night shirt.

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<v Speaker 5>Should I bring you some water to wash and brush

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<v Speaker 5>your teeth?

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<v Speaker 4>I don't brush my teeth. I curt ot m I'm

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<v Speaker 4>getting in the bed.

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<v Speaker 8>Anything else, Just get out and leave me to get

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<v Speaker 8>to sleep.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, if you.

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<v Speaker 11>Should want anything, I'm afraid you'll just have to yell.

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<v Speaker 11>So there's no bell in this part of the house.

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<v Speaker 11>Yell good and louds and maybe someone will hear you.

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<v Speaker 11>Else I'll blow out the candle. Huh h good ice pleasantry.

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<v Speaker 4>H begs cold as an icebox. H storm has blown over,

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<v Speaker 4>Thank heaven. That's that. Mhm, mice must be mice. Oh

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<v Speaker 4>place probably full of mice. I have to clean him

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<v Speaker 4>out if I buy the house. No, what would work?

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<v Speaker 4>Creaking always does in old houses. Lord, it's quiet. I

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<v Speaker 4>can even hear the storm.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that.

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<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a woman's skirts as a draft casement must

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<v Speaker 4>have blown open. It's a curtain rustling. That's what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Old houses full of drafts, noises, and maybe I should

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<v Speaker 4>think twice before I buy the place. Still Blunkets Crown

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<v Speaker 4>pickles with the picture of the Stuart Crown, good advertising.

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds just like a woman's petticoat. I'm founded that

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<v Speaker 4>fire is dying down shadows, nothing but shadows. That is

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<v Speaker 4>a woman's petticoat. But I can't see anyone. Oh, rubbish,

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<v Speaker 4>Plunket's no such thing as ghosts. No such.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that?

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<v Speaker 11>Uh?

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<v Speaker 4>Wind coming up? Wind in the chimney? For yourself together, Plunket,

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<v Speaker 4>h when the time it is a light match? Come

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<v Speaker 4>a watch? Yeah, it's half a minute to midnight. Midnight

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<v Speaker 4>and the ghosts and god balloons no match. Burn my

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<v Speaker 4>fingers found that creaking. I'm beginning to imagine things for

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<v Speaker 4>eh could swear there was some one else in this

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<v Speaker 4>room with me. Oh, don't be an idiot, Blunket.

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<v Speaker 7>Who could it be?

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<v Speaker 4>Who could pass me.

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<v Speaker 7>A shot? A gunshot right here in this room? Help

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<v Speaker 7>help someone shooting at me?

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<v Speaker 3>Help matches.

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<v Speaker 4>I like the candle.

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta get out of here.

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<v Speaker 4>Floors, icy floors. Oh there's something wet and sticky. I

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<v Speaker 4>stopped in it. Oh blasted, My hand's shaking, so I

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<v Speaker 4>can't light the candle. Oh last, Now, let's have a look.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something on the floor. It's red.

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<v Speaker 7>It's blood.

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<v Speaker 4>It's triggering out of the winds, got him beside the fireplace.

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<v Speaker 7>Help help hit me out of here, Hit me out, yes.

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<v Speaker 4>Shot must grave. You heard the shots. That ghost came

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<v Speaker 4>in here and shot at me.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh nonsense, Alice only made up that story.

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<v Speaker 4>They couldn't. Oh no, you don't. I know what I've

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<v Speaker 4>been shot at. You couldn't give me this house? Now,

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<v Speaker 4>where's my pants?

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<v Speaker 12>Don't be an ass plunket. No one could have shot

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<v Speaker 12>at you. There was no one in this room but yourself,

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<v Speaker 12>maybe no living person. But look over there next to

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<v Speaker 12>the fireplace. Someone shot that hole in the woodwork.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh rubbish, that's anothole, just a loothole.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, and what is that stuff trickling out under

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<v Speaker 4>the floor?

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<v Speaker 5>Great heavens, Reggie, it's blood.

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<v Speaker 4>Of course it's blood. Where's my coat and shoes?

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<v Speaker 8>Just can't be blood. No one could be behind the paneling.

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<v Speaker 7>But this is too fantastic. I'm going to rip open

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<v Speaker 7>the woodwork.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't advise it, my dear Reggie. Not one of

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<v Speaker 3>the plunkets here. He doesn't look as if he could

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<v Speaker 3>stand another shock. Better not reveal the muskrave hordor before strangers.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you know right, mister Holmes, I don't want no

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<v Speaker 4>truck with family skeletons. I've had enough. I'm getting out.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't ever want to see any part of her

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<v Speaker 4>start again.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, mister Blunkett, you can't go like that the prayers

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<v Speaker 6>as I can't, but you've forgotten your teeth.

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<v Speaker 1>And now, before Sherlock Holmes and Vaginal Musgrave discover what

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<v Speaker 1>lies behind the wainscoting, may I give you a suggestion.

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<v Speaker 1>Take an expert like your wife or your best girl

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<v Speaker 1>along with you when you go to choose your new

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<v Speaker 1>clipper Craft suit her overcoat. See her amazement when she

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<v Speaker 1>sees the beautiful tailoring, the clean cut, smartness, and the firm,

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<v Speaker 1>long wearing fabrics that are yours at such modest prices.

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<v Speaker 1>She'll say, how do they do it? Just as everyone

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<v Speaker 1>else does when they're face to face for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time with Clippercraft. Forty and forty five dollars for clipper

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<v Speaker 1>Craft suits, eighty dollars for top coats and overcoats, and

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<v Speaker 1>twenty six fifty for sport jackets are low. Prices that

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<v Speaker 1>are the result of the famous clipper Craft Plan. They'd

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<v Speaker 1>be impossible without this wonderful idea that concentrates the buying

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<v Speaker 1>power of ten hundred thirty six stores across the nation. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>selling expensive clothes at inexpensive low prices at the nation's

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<v Speaker 1>finest independent stores is the great, big idea behind the

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<v Speaker 1>clipper Craft Plan. That's why men who know insist on

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<v Speaker 1>clipper Craft clothes. So be sure to visit the clipper

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<v Speaker 1>Craft store in your city.

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<v Speaker 13>These leading stores in the metropolitan area are proud to

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<v Speaker 13>add their names to Clippercraft and your Suit top cod

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<v Speaker 13>and Overcoat. In Manhattan Sacks thirty fourth Broadway at thirty fourth,

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<v Speaker 13>John Wannamaker's Men's Stores Broadway at eighth and sixty seven

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<v Speaker 13>Liberty Street. In Brooklyn, Abraham and Strauss in Newark, New Jersey,

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<v Speaker 13>Boulevard Men's Shop Cresky, Newick, And in Jamaica the B

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<v Speaker 13>and B Clothes Shop, one sixty four oh eight Jamai Avenue.

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<v Speaker 1>And now to return to Hurlston, Manor, where Sherlock Holmes

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<v Speaker 1>and Reginald Muskrave are ripping away the wainscutting and the

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<v Speaker 1>storic room.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh dear, I do.

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<v Speaker 5>Wish you wouldn't open up that paneling.

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<v Speaker 6>Reggie better let sleeping dogs lie and all that. I

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<v Speaker 6>had no idea that ghost story I made up would

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<v Speaker 6>turn out to be true.

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<v Speaker 7>Stop litterly Gallison had me that chisel.

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<v Speaker 6>I wish i'd never thought up that ghost. I wish

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<v Speaker 6>I'd never mentioned it to old Plunket. I never dripped

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<v Speaker 6>there would be anything behind that paneling.

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<v Speaker 3>Calm your southallis. It's not as bad as you think

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<v Speaker 3>it is. As a matter of fact, I suspect that

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<v Speaker 3>Reggie is in for a rather pleasant surprise.

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<v Speaker 5>There was a shot, two shots.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard them distinctly, two explosions, possibly shots. No, I

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<v Speaker 3>rather imagine the heat of the fire caught them. Reggie,

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<v Speaker 3>how long since you had a fire in that fireplace?

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<v Speaker 4>Never?

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<v Speaker 9>At least, god as what if I can remember? No

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<v Speaker 9>one's used this part of the house in the other

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<v Speaker 9>wing was built during the reign of William and Mary

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<v Speaker 9>confound that this paneling won't But yeah, I finally got

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<v Speaker 9>a wedge in here.

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<v Speaker 7>Help me pry it loose.

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<v Speaker 3>One two already I wish you wouldn't three.

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<v Speaker 2>By Joe Holmes. There is a closet back of the paneling.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's filled with bottles, Dozens and dozens of bottles,

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<v Speaker 2>covered with dust and cobwebs.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and two of the bottles have exploded from the heat.

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<v Speaker 7>Of the fire. Here, let's have a look at one

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<v Speaker 7>of them.

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<v Speaker 3>It won't be necessary. I can tell you what's in them, Port,

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<v Speaker 3>excellent Port. I rather suspect my original that your revered

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<v Speaker 3>grandfather had a rather special hiding place in this room.

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<v Speaker 3>But how do you know it's port by the aroma?

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<v Speaker 3>My olfactory nerves are rather highly developed, you know. The

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<v Speaker 3>moment I entered the room, I knew that the ruddy

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<v Speaker 3>fluid mister Plunkett had stepped into wasn't blood, but something

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<v Speaker 3>far more interesting, A superior and venerable vintage of port wine.

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<v Speaker 9>Good Lord, And to think I nearly sold the place

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<v Speaker 9>of that old Ruffian with all these bottles still in it,

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<v Speaker 9>I've never forgiven myself.

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<v Speaker 7>He never have appreciated them.

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<v Speaker 6>Never, Oh Reggie, then you're not angry with me for

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<v Speaker 6>spoiling our sale. I just couldn't bear to think of

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<v Speaker 6>leaving Hurlstone.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh there, my dear, I forgive you. And the next

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<v Speaker 9>time you think up a ghost story, do try to

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<v Speaker 9>be a bit more original. I read you, what do

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<v Speaker 9>you mean Old Plunkett hadn't been a completely narramis, he'd

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<v Speaker 9>have recognized the incident of the lover being bricked up

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<v Speaker 9>in the woodwork. It's one of the most famous bits

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<v Speaker 9>of French literature, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>By Joe. Of course, no wonder I thought had sounded familiar.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't so much mind your swiping your plots, my dear,

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<v Speaker 3>arras the best storytellers, do you know, asked doctor Watson

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<v Speaker 3>our Holmes. You must try to be a trifle more accurate,

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<v Speaker 3>you know. Anachronisms are taboo, my dear, in the best

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<v Speaker 3>literary circles.

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<v Speaker 5>I shall not.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean, No Cantagenet lady would go popping

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<v Speaker 3>at her lover with a pistol?

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<v Speaker 5>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>They hadn't been invented. Oh, I'd admit, gunpowder was not unknown.

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<v Speaker 3>Cannon were undoubtedly used at Cressy and Poitier, but personal

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<v Speaker 3>firearms for private homicide were quite unavailable.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh dear, next time, I'll say she finished him off

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<v Speaker 5>with a bow and arrow.

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<v Speaker 9>Well, never mind the historical inaccuracies. This panel has been

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<v Speaker 9>dusty work, and I'm parched. What do you say, we

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<v Speaker 9>break out a bottle and see if the contents of

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<v Speaker 9>grandfather's private vault is up to standard.

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<v Speaker 3>An excellent idea, my dear Reggie.

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<v Speaker 7>An excellent idea.

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<v Speaker 5>Very well, But I warn you this is one time

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<v Speaker 5>the ladies do not leave the table while the port

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<v Speaker 5>goes round.
