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Speaker 4: Well, good evening, good evening of one. Welcome, good evening
of one. Welcome to Maloney's Military's Now show here in
the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is Mac Maloney. What
a show we have for you tonight. And when I
say that, I mean it, because tonight the name of
the tonight's show on the protest is Catastrophe. It's all
about yeah cats. Okay, we knew it was going to
come to this, and now here we are. We're broadcasting
web tonight for the stab at Galley on fifty five
Water Street and New we put a great seafood place,
great gamburgers and steak and see, Sammy's probably a lot
of cats hanging out round out back because they like seafood. Anyway, Um,
catastrophe tonight. And let's start the catastrophe off by introducing
the members of the plase He girls. You're ready, get
your vibe meter on high, sit yourself down. Well I
can't remember this. This is number two is the blame
to this hell. Okay, inside jokes, let me study you girls.
Shut yourself down, start fanning yourself, get your mister, get
your loube, get your uh fan, your wipes, your squeedge
in your loube. Wow, could I have f that up more?
Across the puddle is the very famous one one.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Hello ladies, Hello everybody listening to the show
from around the world. I'm glad to be here. I'm
glad to be anywhere. As a matter of fact, especially
this type of this time of the season, Yes, where
anything can happen, all kinds of weird stuff can go on.
Speaker 4: And we're prepared for it. Like the pages swimming in
one second.
Speaker 2: Vibe that emanates from my being tonight hopefully won't be
distorted or in anyway by other people's fives.
Speaker 4: Well, look at I can see already. Look at Look
at Switch, Look at him. He's drooling. Now, stay with
the thing. You didn't bringy cats with you over to
England and they don't let them in England, right, Uh?
Speaker 2: England's cool for cats, but mostly it seems like a
dog players. Yeah, cats are okay. Dogs are allowed everywhere
that you know, in stores, restaurants, churches.
Speaker 4: Dogs are allowed. Really yeah dogs? Anybody bringing cats? And yeah,
why would they? Cats are very non religious dogs in
the museum, Is that right? You do what you do,
not we do you do. Well, that's a little that's
a little crunching there all the stores. Let me that
voice you hear down there my sister's tank top, West Virginia,
switch Place, Steve Wood switchy. Great to be here, okay
with you.
Speaker 8: With this special show. Everything is wonder show.
Speaker 4: Okay, did you replace your catletter tonight just for the show?
Speaker 3: Actually, uh, Monday is cat litter replacing day really because
Tuesday morning the garbage guys.
Speaker 4: Come, oh huh yeah yeah, and that's their problem.
Speaker 8: And I'm very compassionate. I try and get the litter
that doesn't weigh as much.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 8: So I don't give these guys rnius.
Speaker 4: Got thinking about the garbage man when you're buying kitty litter?
Speaker 3: I do, and me is actually okay, a little a
little easier, I mean, okay, listen.
Speaker 2: Guess what Mac though. Yes, Sarah invited Eileen and I
up to her place.
Speaker 4: Yes, because in London.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, So Sarah's going to leave the house and
I'm going to take care of four cats hand our
lovely but the Yorkie.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, already I could feel the test leak anatomy.
Thank you, switch, thank you appreciate No club tonight Club's
on a special assignment for about a month or so.
He's in the secret mission. Maybe he's going to find
an asteroid or something. There's a joke there, but I'm
not going there. Also with us, is I see her?
I can't believe she's with us though, up there and
sideways in the ya our favorite good witch, Raven is
that you, Raven? Are you running for the police or something?
Speaker 9: My friends, thank you for having me.
Speaker 4: Are you in a skating rink or something?
Speaker 6: Or what?
Speaker 4: Yea you run? This is a first? Okay, all right, nice?
I know you could miss a cat night obviously.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 9: I wish I was home so that I should I
could show you my cat, But you.
Speaker 4: Know, okay, I.
Speaker 11: Really couldn't.
Speaker 4: Okay, half of what she said is true. You don't
have your cats like in little roller skates rolling alongside.
Speaker 6: You, do you?
Speaker 12: Oh my god, I shoot up a little roller kid.
That'll be so cute.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I didn't, I mean didn't mean to plant
that idea.
Speaker 11: So we'll come back.
Speaker 4: We'll come back to you in a second, because I
forgot to send up the top ten, so we don't
know what we're gonna do. Also with us is a
good friend down there. And excuse me, Connecticut, Susie bestill Susie.
Speaker 9: I'm I have some concerns about cats in England that
I need one ones and put on.
Speaker 4: Okay, we gonna win.
Speaker 9: I've always been concerned about cats there because if it's
my understanding that you guys commonly do not have screens
in your windows.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 2: If you have a cat, you got to put those
spell crow attached screens on your window from the end.
Speaker 4: They for that, yeah, they do.
Speaker 9: Let's write that down, okay, because cats are tiny little murderers, yes,
we know that. And I was concerned for the hedgehogs.
Speaker 4: What hedgehogs? They are long gone. The cats eat them.
Speaker 2: Oh listen, that's right, and well, not only concerned for hedgehogs,
but cats like to escape from places, do they really?
Speaker 4: Because they don't like their own.
Speaker 2: Home and their little basket and everything where they live,
and they like to they like to go out the
window and explode.
Speaker 9: Can I get I got out once and he immediately
killed a rabbit.
Speaker 13: Actually, can we borrow him?
Speaker 4: Listen? Hold on.
Speaker 8: They all want to be alley cats.
Speaker 4: Let me introduce so they want to escape speaking of
Alley Cats. They saw the movie and they say, we
want to do that stuff. Also with us down there
in North Carolina is a super fan. Susan. Kay, Susan,
how are you?
Speaker 12: I am amazing? So how can you be here.
Speaker 4: Fresh out of the shower, fresh out of the shower
and clean.
Speaker 12: I don't look so good yet, but the hair will dry.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 12: Thank you so much for this opportunity. You make my week,
my month, and my year us too.
Speaker 4: Did All right, now listen for our next guest here everyone,
now watch, I've introduced every Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, we'll
get away out there.
Speaker 13: I'm more than happy to just be in the back of.
Speaker 4: The stopping galloway. You might, you might have to, you
might want to after this is now though, How you
doing that?
Speaker 13: I'm doing great and I can't believe that you're going
to have a show talking about cats.
Speaker 4: Well, let's see. I'm I'm I'm mortified. Things may take
it to her.
Speaker 13: I'm modified.
Speaker 4: Thank you? Well, all right now listen, be careful everyone,
because our next guest is a cop. Okay, a good friend.
Bruce Vogel down there. He's looking around. Bruce Vogel down there,
in the New York City X NYPD. Let's give him
a hand, yeah, because we'll know which side of bread
his butter. True sow you're doing BV.
Speaker 1: I'm doing good and I'm gonna echo super K sentiments. Mack,
you make my week, my.
Speaker 4: Month, and my Really, why did I pay you that money?
I owagin Bruce die for joining us. We appreciate it.
Now you're done in Queen's right floral. Shall we say
where you are?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm actually on Long Island, but actually just just
east of the Queen's Nashaal County Board if anybody's.
Speaker 4: Familiar with Okay, go ahead and please.
Speaker 1: I consider myself on Long Island, but it's I'm really
a stone throw from Queens and that's where I'm originally from.
Speaker 4: So do you want to say you're on Long Island?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 10: What is that?
Speaker 4: What's going on now?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 14: No, I'd rather say I'm from Queens.
Speaker 4: Okay, So you went the NYPD with twenty two years?
I was.
Speaker 1: I was on the NYPD for twenty one years. I
actually retired, as you know, about six months after nine
to eleven, which means I'm retired about.
Speaker 14: Twenty two years.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you were down there right at the end.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I spent many days and weeks in and around ground zero.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, I stun it once down there. Once
I couldn't take it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think I told mac this just recently, that
I'm actually in the process of of getting into this
w TC health program which is open to like goal
first responders, and it opens up like some uh some
medical you know, treatments and and and annual uh you
know tests and everything.
Speaker 14: And for whatever reason, I haven't done it until now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, recently, I've been having a couple of you know,
health issues, so I thought the best that I go
ahead and uh and do that. But I hadn't done
it before because I kind of felt like I would
be taking something away from from the people that really
needed it. You know.
Speaker 14: I do know you know, people who uh, you know,
we're really seriously ill from this.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 1: But then you know, I I recognize that, you know,
some of my you know issues are you know, certainly
you know they I need to go in and get
myself checked out. And that's what I'm in the process
of doing.
Speaker 4: So it really sucks, Okay, is that this particular bill
it took John Stewart, the comedian, to go before Congress
and embarrass the people there to pass this thing. If
you see it on TV, it almost brings tears to
your eyes, you know, because he had toss in his
eyes and he said, what is the possible reason that
you're stalling this? And I don't want to get into
politic Well I know we're not going to get into it.
I mean, they're all idiots, all right. They were doing
it for political reasons. And you have these people, the
first respond is who we were hailing twenty years ago,
you know when it happened, right, hailing them, and now
their their healthcare bill is stalled in Congress for two
freaking years. Give me a why why? Just say why,
give me a good reason why. There's no reason why.
It's it's freaking masturbations.
Speaker 14: Rightbody wants to you know, look in to it.
Speaker 1: That's the dragobill. That's the thing that the cho Stewart was,
you know, pre instrumental in getting passed. And it allows
you know, first responders, you know, uh, you know, the
ability to you know get you know, uh, you know,
healthcare going forward. And it was very important, like you said, Mac,
you know It's something that should have been a no brainer.
Speaker 4: But why does it take a comedian to get it passed?
That's the problem, right, But anyway, it's let's let's go
on to another problem. We're trying to locate the top
ten blood. Susan K has five questions from Mac relating
to cats. Can you save us, Susan?
Speaker 10: Whatever the topic was, reasons why cats hate I put don't.
Speaker 4: Like reasons why cats hate back? Just turned it around? Okay, good, I.
Speaker 12: Don't know if I misread it. I couldn't find the method, so.
Speaker 6: For it.
Speaker 4: Hey, Susie, if you want to go to your show early,
just blink blink. Let me out of here. Okay, okay,
all right, let's go, Susan. Kay, let's see what happens. Alright,
that's funny going around.
Speaker 12: Got the top six reasons why cats don't like Mac.
Speaker 4: Tops top ten reasons why top six reasons why cats
don't like my only six? Go ahead please?
Speaker 12: Number six. Mac went to cat sensitivity training and failed.
Speaker 4: That's the only time I use that tonight. You can
use that, thank you.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry. Diploma though, must have been forged.
Speaker 4: I know a guy. Five.
Speaker 10: Please, cats are aware that when Mac has been asked
to donate to the ASPCA, Mac has had to clarify
that if he makes a donation, he only wants his
donation to go towards dogs.
Speaker 4: Like Havest. But yeah, okay, well actually that will go
for that. Frankly, go ahead.
Speaker 10: Next number four, Mac presents that there have been movies
made about cats, but not one of his books has
been made into a feature film.
Speaker 4: Well, they have the name cats already, so we were
going to go to Broadway. But next, I guess where's that?
We love the issues in k but I wish I
had the top ten. Frankly, go ahead.
Speaker 12: Number three. They know a rat when they see one.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're quick too, that's what's cool. Okay, go ahead,
Susic please.
Speaker 12: Number two.
Speaker 10: Cats know that dogs may be loyal, but at least
cats don't tell the cops where the drugs are.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's true. Never thought of that about Bowser. But okay?
Was that six?
Speaker 12: The number one reason okay that cats hate Splash don't
like Mac because Mac keeps smoking.
Speaker 9: The cat net?
Speaker 4: Are you stealing the cat? Hang on?
Speaker 2: Is that where it's going? I've never smoked at a catnet,
But wonder if it's any good. I would you want
to find out? I got plenty of the.
Speaker 12: House quote when I said catenet.
Speaker 4: But you're in the dock. We couldn't see it. Okay, wow, okay, listen,
good stot. Why don't we take a quick break right
now and we'll be right back hopping off mat. Okay,
thank you, Raven. Let's clap for Raven. Let's let's say
watching you watch aroun. We got busy here. Yeah, be
careful set there, I see you later.
Speaker 15: It's great, see you see you a Okay, tell your
cat we say it right later, all right, bye bye, yeah, okay,
let's take a break and regroup and we'll be right
back after this.
Speaker 4: You're listening to Back Morning's Military's on a show here
in the distant Thunder Radio Network. This is a catastrophe
show all about cats. Believe it, the bat on the
protest and we'll be right back after this.
Speaker 7: We've all heard of Area fifty one, the US government's
top secret base in the Nevada Desert, But have you
ever heard of Area fifty two or fifty three or
fifty four fifty four? How about Knapark Test Range or
the Navy's secret base inside the Bermuda Triangle. Find out
about them and more in mac maloney's Beyond Area fifty one,
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Speaker 4: Welcome back everyone to Macloney's Milt tracks on the show
here on the Distant Thunder Radio Network. This is mc
maloney what a show we have you tonight. This is
the Catastrophe Show all about Cats. Yep, you know it
is coming to this. We're broadcasting live from Stobbin Gally,
fifty five Water Street in Newport's Great Seafood, Great Hamburger
is great steak and Shee's Sammy anyway, and it sounds
very lively out there tonight. We're also potambout cats tonight,
and I'm going to introduce you to the court offendants. Girls.
You know he's over there. We can feel his vibe
all the way over here. Where are you in England,
New Hampshire, Old Hampshire. Where are you? Well, the county
is Hampshire, Hampshire. Okay.
Speaker 2: I'm living in a town called Milford on Sea, which
is on the coast obviously of the English Channel. Okay,
all right, very close to where the Isle of Wight
is located.
Speaker 4: I've sent you stuff, started to send you stuff in
the addresses over there too long, I just say, you know,
fuck it, kind of right. Addresses are not too long.
Also with US is international, you know. Correspondent switched flag
z ward switchy.
Speaker 8: We could be here tonight.
Speaker 4: I'm keeping your location hidden because your actual location if
you know what I mean, because where you live is
it's an embarrassing town where you live? Wow?
Speaker 8: What point isn't God Virginia?
Speaker 4: Okay, thanks you? Thanks joke man.
Speaker 8: What's embarrassing about that?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 8: I know that's like a status symbol.
Speaker 4: Also with us, Also with US is agent Scully from
the Extu. Oh no it isn't. It's Susie Bestial Susie.
How are you, dowind Connecticut.
Speaker 9: I could not be more honored than to be confused
with Scully.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, well you you play your heads. You were
dressed up as Scully for a Halloween show. We got
something like really kind of nasty pornographic email for you.
Speaker 6: So.
Speaker 4: Just add the badge and that she's Scully at a
Halloween body. Excellent. Wait, we had to watch it and
we have that. We have a man the cloth.
Speaker 13: I think.
Speaker 4: Also you didn't hear anything. Also with us is al
Vinaldo producer Getaway drive a beekeeper, coma.
Speaker 13: Go defended defendant. There you go, left handed Italian good
could do good to be here back, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Also with us is a good fan super K down
there in North Carolina. Super super How are you? How
are you? How many cats are in that background. I
can see three at least one, two.
Speaker 12: Three, yet four president men accounted for this.
Speaker 4: Is yeah, I think the nine levels of hell? What
is that? What have I guess? Also with us? Is
I better introduce him now? Ex n y p D
Bruce Voldo, Bruce, how you BV I'm doing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a good mac. I like your surroundings. Where
are you in the cavern in Liverpool? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the mood lighting is you look like you're in
the witness protection program. I'm going to be one to
say it.
Speaker 14: You're telling me, I look like.
Speaker 13: Are you talking to me?
Speaker 4: You're also out there in Indianapolis. Wow, he's our good friend.
Stephanie mcnu Stephanie, how are you?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 12: Am good? Thanks for having me back.
Speaker 4: Guys at the Spirited podcast? Right, you match ghosts with drinks?
Speaker 12: Correct cocktail histories and ghost stories.
Speaker 4: Dan can't beat it? Okay, what's well? You sent us
a drink a cat drink. Tonight is a cat show.
So they're making us a cat martini.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's a black cat martini. I figured we're recording
right before Halloween. We're talking about cats.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, that's our cat show. So yeah, I'm going
to need my TEENI after this is over, you might
need several. Okay, well we'll have them make too then. Anyway,
Also with us, let me ask Ashley, let me introduce you.
How are you actually our good friend is here tonight?
How are you good? You have a cat person too?
Speaker 11: I am, I have three of them. If that's I
have three cats? If that makes it?
Speaker 4: Does if you have one to qualifies you used to
be a waitress here though, right.
Speaker 16: I was a waitress, bartender, cater waiter on the boats. Really,
I've done it all.
Speaker 4: How did we miss you? We're always here.
Speaker 16: Because about eight years ago I switched to becoming a
firefighter and an E M.
Speaker 4: T okay, that would do it.
Speaker 16: And now I'm recently become a graduate of the Mortuary Arts.
Speaker 4: Oh oh okay, hang on, hang on. Welcome back to
you also tonight.
Speaker 12: I like that.
Speaker 4: Also with us, as Franciscan Friar, a good friend brother Paul,
Let's clap for him and we'll put some music, some
kind of clime music. Paul, how are you well?
Speaker 8: Thank you?
Speaker 4: And tonight were you in your suite down and at
the abbey there?
Speaker 1: I am?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, you don't do you take I mean, you're
a Franciscan Fried, do you take the property? Obviously not? Oh? Yes,
we do you really? Okay? All right, I've been down
there to the house before. I mean, yes, we were
down there one Thanksgiving is a while ago.
Speaker 17: And probably in the early two thousands, you know, sometime
between four and seven maybe.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: This is a this is a Franciscan abbey. Okay. It's
in probably the most expensive part of Boston downtown. We
go up there and Brother Paul is making Thanksgiving for
how many fifty people they had.
Speaker 8: To be at least you had at least fifty yep.
Speaker 4: I go in and they have the biggest screen, big
screen TV I've ever seen. They have a ba and
the bartender is a priest and everyone around you know,
brothers right, and he says, what do you want?
Speaker 10: I go?
Speaker 4: It's eleven o'clock in the morning. He says, we don't care.
And that's how it started, right.
Speaker 8: Hey, remember Jesus turned water into wine.
Speaker 4: That's right. Anyway, Okay, so we're here everyone. I've introduced
him into Mayhem. Okay, so that's a brother Paul. Tonight.
We're talking about cats, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: And you.
Speaker 4: You texted me that that's your favorite subject in the world,
so therefore I thought i'd turn it to you. So
there's no cats in the Bible. Someone's on me, right,
just like there's no steaks in Ireland. There's no cats
in the Bible.
Speaker 8: The only cats I'm aware of from the Bible are
maybe the animals that.
Speaker 17: No What took on the arc with him, two of them. Yeah,
according to the scripture, he took two of every kind.
So I mean there were big cats clients. Yeah, they qualify.
Speaker 8: Yeah, in terms of our domestic type, I don't think so.
Speaker 4: So let's talk about Noah Zak for a second. How
did they all get along? Why Why isn't the lion
eating the giraffe like one day out?
Speaker 17: That's that's that's the question of the century right there.
I mean, it's actually impossible. We don't know all those
animals co existed.
Speaker 4: Right now.
Speaker 8: You mentioned the mess on that damn boath.
Speaker 17: Someone had to clean that. Yeah, someone had to clean it.
Those are the toughest forty days I think anyone had
to live through.
Speaker 4: Yeah. The funny thing is is you keep seeing this,
but I saw something the other day. They said, well,
we finally found it. We found Noah Zak and it's
on some hill and Susie probably knows some hell in
Turkey a rat or something. Yeah, right, and then I
won't let people go there. But now I don't know
Google Earth Firm that or something like that, but something
must have happened back then, because a lot of cultures
you know, kind of mentioned that.
Speaker 17: Right right, right, right, yeah, Well, according to the scripture,
was Mount Ara rat and I think recent archaeology over
the last few years have indeed found, you know, some.
Speaker 8: Artifacts that appear to be that of a of a ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, something.
Speaker 8: So whether or not it was the arc, I mean,
we don't know that for sure, but it potentially could be.
Speaker 4: Well, and having get up there somehow, it's a ship
on the mountain, so yeah.
Speaker 17: I think historically, you know, they have claimed that there
had been at that point a major flood part of
the world, and so whether or not it was the
biblical flood, we don't know, but there was some kind
of flooding there, right yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah. So let me just because it's a cat schell,
let me ask you this, Okay, are we ready for this? Yeah,
it's the number one question that people fans want to
ask you to go to heaven.
Speaker 8: I would have to say yes.
Speaker 17: The current Pope Francis asked the question will there be
dogs and cats in heaven?
Speaker 2: His answer was, yess does everyone like that on the
subject market, it's called wagon tails in heaven?
Speaker 4: No, have you ever heard of that one?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 4: No, you just made that No. No, But but but
why why? Why?
Speaker 6: So?
Speaker 4: Is there goldfish in heaven? Is there cock arches in heaven?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 17: I guess it stands to reason that you know, all
that we loved on earth we are reunited with in
heaven according to scripture. So there's a real possibility that
it's not only the human souls that the world that
we will recall, but also you know, our prowler pets.
You know, I'm hoping to reunite with my little parakeet
that I lost, go way back then. I want to
see I want to see Rosa. I guess he's waiting
for you.
Speaker 4: Sure she is. But so, in other words, so we
go to heaven, it's going to be like this place.
It's gonna be the same old thing, changing a little boxes.
Speaker 8: And up and Kevin, see that question again?
Speaker 4: Never mind, I shouldn't say that, no mind, go on.
So we know that there's a cat heaven, right, they're
gonna be up there with us. Ashley's looking at me,
she's she's summon in the mortuary. Odds, she's looking at
me and say, you know what, just gonna you know
you potentially let me put my shaves out. At least.
Speaker 2: I'm counting at seeing my deceased pets really all sorts
waiting for us at the side of Rainbow Bridge, if that,
if that really exists. But up there they're they're going
to know when we're it's you, our pending arrival.
Speaker 4: Let's put it that way.
Speaker 9: The writers will be waiting for me.
Speaker 8: That's right, it's gonna be for us, gonna wag. We're
going to lick you and love you to death like
they do when you come home from work.
Speaker 4: Really, you don't know they come up and licking me.
Speaker 2: What won't be in this body will be totally a spirit.
Speaker 4: And it's going to be lovely. So there's no difference, right, Well,
the difference is the difference.
Speaker 8: You don't have all the pain and stuff fring we
endure on Earth.
Speaker 4: Right, that's the difference.
Speaker 17: At least that's what we believe is that the next
life will be pain free, no suffering and no sorrow
and just going to be like uh, well like Disneyland,
you know, okay, after the garden.
Speaker 8: Was wonderful.
Speaker 4: We have as there will be plenty to eat, plenty
to eat, okay, good, good, good to know there's plenty
to eat them here.
Speaker 2: I don't have that need of oh my god, with
my next meal commission.
Speaker 4: I don't know. There's always some junk food right around
the corner. We listen, we have a next break yet, Ashley,
you're in the mortuary, adds is right, Yes, Why does
that please explain that to us?
Speaker 16: I pretty much went to school for two years to
learn how to embalm and take care of one's past.
Speaker 4: Being undertake it yeah, really yeah, prepare.
Speaker 11: Yeah yeah, funerals rights and what led you to that?
Speaker 4: What led you to that occupation.
Speaker 16: I've just started out as an EMT and a firefighter.
I also work in the emergency room at my local hospital.
I've just always kind of been drawn to that side
of things, and I hope to work with a medical
examiner one day, and I thought that might be a
stepping stone.
Speaker 4: Kind of cool. So when we went to school. Did
they have like real damas there for you guys to
work on.
Speaker 11: Not in class, but we did have to do like.
Speaker 16: Clinical hours where I did go and work in a
funeral home and do everything with.
Speaker 4: Really, does it creep you out at all, because it's
creeped me out just talking about it, Not at all.
Speaker 16: I've seen grosser things in the emergency, and I've seen
creepier things living.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't have the stress of the er where
you're trying to keep someone alive.
Speaker 11: They're all dead exactly. It's peaceful, it's quiet, yeah.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 13: I worked with a friend I was I would go
to retrieve people. But if it was from a situation
where it was a morgue or somewhere, it was easy.
One person would go and get the deceased and bring
them to the funeral power. But if they passed in
their home, it's they sent at least two of them, right,
and you know down flights of stairs, and I did
a fair number of those, and it kind of scraped
them up right, Some of them were pretty far out there.
But so that's funny, that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I see you've seem more, you know, weird things as
a fire fire fighter in the emergency.
Speaker 11: Room and then yeah, much weirder things.
Speaker 4: Than the dead. So anyway, So, so do you think
that we pass over to a better place, a place
where the rockets had always but no little boxes, nothing icky.
Speaker 16: I like to hope so, because you would know, regardless
of living or dead, there's a mess left behind, and
if you don't have to clean it up, that's that's
a good thing to look forward to in the unknown.
Speaker 4: So well, interesting, Okay, so Russ, go ahead, please, Actually,
is this a busy season for you where we're coming
up on the celebration of the Day of the Dead
of the dead? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 11: The season never ends in the medical.
Speaker 4: People always keep dying. People are dying to get in.
I knew that was coming.
Speaker 2: Who's the one that said we don't get out of
here alive?
Speaker 4: I think I don't know everybody, Oh, J Simpson? Maybe,
so Paul, listen, let me get back to you for
a second. Okay. Do you think sometimes people get too
involved with their cats? I don't think so.
Speaker 17: I mean, it's kind of interesting. I'm allergic to cats,
so I'm going to just put that right out there.
I do like them, I like them very much, but
I can't have one because of my allergy. But I
think they provide such wonderful comfort for people who want them,
you know, on TikTok and Instagram and you know, Facebook,
I follow a lot of cat videos and dog videos,
and I just love the way people interact with their
animals like their children.
Speaker 4: Well, when when one dies, it's like it's like someone
in someone in your family has died, has died, and
when they're sick, you know you you uh yeah, funny,
spend all kinds of money to you know, to treat
them like you would your your own child, you know.
Speaker 17: And I am more and more amazed, you know, as
I walked through the streets of Boston and other places
New York City I've been, and you know, you see people,
you know, everybody has.
Speaker 4: A dog or yeah, mostly dogs comfort.
Speaker 8: You know, they're wheeling them and strollers and they're coming.
Speaker 4: Into the restaurant that's a little too Yes.
Speaker 17: They have I don't know where it is, but there's
a cat cafe you can have to go in. You
can have cost in pastry and sit and play with cats.
Speaker 4: See that's a nightmare to me. That's like I've been,
you know, take something. Those are actually very big in
your Pans.
Speaker 13: The Japanese have a bunch of cat cafes like that,
where if they can't keep a cat themselves, they can
go in there and have coffee and.
Speaker 4: Whatever and no one. We talk and hang out with
cat no one. We dropped two big ones on them
years ago. I think Stephanie, can I just yes, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, Paul. I have to ask Stephanie because she's
either nodding or shaking your head. Do you have cats?
Do you have a cat? Let's count everybody, let's take
a count. Yeah, you know it's it's everyone is three on, Paul.
You don't have they don't let them. Let you have cats?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 4: Do they? You're allergic?
Speaker 17: Parents had two when I was growing up, and that
was a problem for me because, like I said, I
was allergic. Okay, yes, right, so I try to stay
away from those money. Yeah, tough enough.
Speaker 13: But if you if you were not allergic, you would
you be able to keep one in your room? Would
you be able to keep on with you?
Speaker 1: But not?
Speaker 17: You were allowed to have animals in the house, but
they must stay in your room. You can't take them
into the common areas. Wow, So you could everyone's very confining.
For cat it wouldn't be bad, but for a dog
it's not.
Speaker 4: Bruce, uh BV. You don't have cats, do you? I
asked this already.
Speaker 1: I do not have cats, and like Paul, I'm allergic
to them. Okay, but if I had I had dogs
growing up, But if I had my brothers, I would
take take a dog as a pet.
Speaker 14: Over a cat.
Speaker 4: They just have a better attitude I think of loving guests. Okay, well,
you know everyone knows where you live there, Brucie so
much so we know Susan, Kay, she has a ton
of cats. Switch, you're an embarrassment. You have a bunch
of cats. Four that's awful. Only four Al has four cats.
Ashually you are three cats, Susie, you have what one?
Speaker 9: I technically have two one I'm not convinced is actually
a cat.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, go with fourteen fourteen? Do you fourteen? Is
there some kind of shin involved in brother Paul having
too many cats?
Speaker 8: Not at all?
Speaker 12: Are they cast foster failure?
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, direct they needed someone to love them. And
if I may be so forward, you're aware? Are you
aware that there are hypoallergenic cats.
Speaker 4: Out there're the ones without fur on them.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh that's even grow. I can't why I can't look
at those things, just so freaking freaky man without about
the fur freaks.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I think there's a Siberian.
Speaker 8: There's a Baladi, the Egyptian cat. There are some that
are hyper alergenic Russian blue.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm already throwing up in my mouth. Yes, so
out there.
Speaker 16: I only had one cat, and then she passed away,
and then I got my other three, one from a
friend at work because she couldn't keep him, and then
the other two from my uncle who moved across state
borders and she didn't want to take them with him.
Speaker 4: So how long did the cats? Helen take? The cats
get over you? You're missing your uncle like a day too.
You fit them right? Yeah, no, see the come on
this whole thing. Thoughts are all loyal, but cats will
like feed me and I'm going to go to sleep
for twenty hours. So we got to take a break.
We got to take a your lap all the time. Yeah,
that's the problems, that the problem. We gotta take a break.
We have to take a brother, Paul, listen, let's clap
him off. And I gotta say this. Okay, I'm sorry,
you're in orange. You look like you're at the m
C I correction. All down and.
Speaker 8: Get up.
Speaker 4: I've met him on your deck party. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
we've met. What's the secret to a good sauce? Paul?
What's the secret to a good spaghetti sauce? I mean,
I know it, but just tell everyone really real quick.
Speaker 8: It takes it takes a lot of love.
Speaker 4: And TLC tears to tears some tears.
Speaker 17: Well, I suppose it was not working out the way
you wanted to love what you're doing and just treat
it like your cat.
Speaker 4: Wo on that. Wow, he's on it. Why don't we
do this when we take a quick breakdown. You're you're
listening to Maclony's Milk Truk Stone show here on the
Some Thunder Radio Network. Thank you, brother Paul. We'll be
right back after this. And I just kept going on
and on about myself.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a leak in the driveway. Just I know
you'd like to talk to total stranger. The story has
got nothing to do with the Bruins game. It's what
happened with grandmother. I was wondering if those were sadow mesocism,
st after something, but I digress from what I don't know.
Speaker 4: Get into the beautiful mind of World War Only on
the mac maloney Military X File Show. Welcome back everyone
to macloney's Militracks show here on the Distant Thunder Video Network.
This is mcmaloney. Well we'll show we have for you tonight,
broadcasting live from the Stobbing Gallley, fifty five Water Street
and the report ash, is that the right address? Fifty five? Yes, okay,
fifty five Water Street. And then we put great seafood,
great Hamburger is great steak and cheese, great everything. Our
favorite place. Also, and this is a cat and I catastrophe,
however you want to call it. We're about halfway through.
It's like I got community service or something, right. So
this is because I flugg the cat's sensitivity training. But anyway,
let me introduce you to the fellow, not fellow, but
other cat lovers on the show. Coming in with four
cats is the very famous one one.
Speaker 2: I wish I had four cats. My daughter has four
cats and be happy to take care of them anytime.
Speaker 4: Well, they's soon to be your under your care, right, they.
Speaker 2: Will be under my care around Christmas time.
Speaker 4: Really, you can't wait.
Speaker 2: I've done it before. It's great. Yeah, really yeah, huh yeah,
you're looking forward to watch TV. We think they're up
in their cat boxes or their cat beds doing their
own thing. You know, they come down and watch TV
with me with you, hang out and cuddle.
Speaker 13: Up with me and really great.
Speaker 4: Yeah what are you watching? Doorphins just start building up,
you know, and yeah, what do you what are you
watching with both hares? Cat porn or something. What are
you watching that they're so enthused kid porn?
Speaker 2: Don't see, it doesn't matter what what they're what you're watching,
they're watching with you.
Speaker 4: And then they're they're sleeping. Basically, they're just saying it's
another word, another way of them saying, to you, feed us.
Oh no, they've been properly fed at the right time.
Then they sleep at the rest of the night. Anyway,
talk about sleeping. Let's get down to West Virginia. Switch
Blady Steve Ward, national correspondent switching, very famous, kind of
his own right.
Speaker 3: Great to be here tonight. Okay, everything good, everything's good.
I'm here representing my four cats.
Speaker 4: Four cats. Okay, so we're up to eight. Okay, all right,
and he admitted it. That's good. That's good field switching.
Let's see. Look we go, well, we'll go to super
fan susan Ka. Next, how many cats for use of fourteen?
Is it fourteen cats?
Speaker 10: Jackie Louis, Daisy, Lucy, Curci, Big Gray, Tony Kitt River, Summer,
Sunny Ferrari, Cinder and Topper.
Speaker 4: Wow, Wow, okay, listen, hang on, hang on, we got
a dance to that. Okay? What team laught as a cat?
It's not a guy. Also with us, we can hear
her Transa is calling her a Susie Bastie. Down the
Connecticut they they club, right, don't they tap on the
side of the class. Yes, yeah, it is it in
most code.
Speaker 9: It just it might be I don't know, spider Morse code.
They could really be saying something.
Speaker 13: It's in the language of love, though, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Well, yes, well, tarential love love, which would be a
good name for an album. Think about that. Also with
us is Bruce Foglo down there in Connecticut brow a
young New York But they say Connecticut. I was closer
than the eye down there. Let me start again down there.
Speaker 9: I think you should challenge him to a duel now,
your honor.
Speaker 4: I was trying to think of something funny with the
witness protection program. We already did that job. H hang on,
well oh well what did you do? Oh? I know,
I hang okay, it's very vital to the show. Bruce,
how are you tonight? Bruce?
Speaker 13: Thank you?
Speaker 4: All right, listen, we don't want to date the show.
But your Yankees, uh, you know, kind of screwed. That's
why I'm wearing my Rangers captain the only sport team
in New York. It was a loyalty out of the window. Yeah, okay, cool, Well, listen.
It was a disappointing year. But I mean it was
a nice year, good year, but it's disappointing at the end.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, I told you before I picked the Yankees
in seven, so they still have a chance.
Speaker 2: It's not over till it's over. Win frustrat know what happened,
you know the other way?
Speaker 14: But it gets late early here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they're gonna get swept. Sorry, let's see,
who haven't they introduced L L Ronaldo ufil mechanic hadaway driver. Yes,
here down to the galley with us? Is it getting
it easier to set up all this stuff. It looks impressive.
Speaker 13: It's getting easier every week because you know, now we
know where things go right, they look them in, we
set up and boo, and it's worked every time in
the past three weeks.
Speaker 4: Knocking win. Also with us is a good friend, Ashley
is here with us. Actually went from being a buntender
here to being a more Titian right close to being
a more.
Speaker 11: Titian almost plus getting there two.
Speaker 4: Years of college so what what mortuary? Yes, where do
they teach that? A BC or someplace Suffolk?
Speaker 16: Surprisingly, all the big schools, the private schools are closing down.
So I took it at north Shore Community College.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, okay, all right, yeah I went to know
that that's ex Community College.
Speaker 11: Okay, Rivals, you.
Speaker 4: Looked at me like a little like look at disbelief.
You don't think I went. Don't I look like an
echo graduate?
Speaker 6: You?
Speaker 11: Oh, you look like a Yale guy.
Speaker 4: A Yale guy. Hang on, yeah, you should pick locks?
Yeah yeah, I worked for years. Yeah, so anyway, thank you.
Also with us, have I introduced all the regular Stephanie
McNew Stephanie of the Spirited Broadcast podcast. I mean right,
I never get it right?
Speaker 12: Yeah, highly spirited podcast.
Speaker 4: You mage ghosts with drinks I do. Nothing could be better.
Speaker 12: Yeah, I have fun with it. I hope everybody that
listens does too.
Speaker 4: When you so, when do you want? Is it weekly
or daily or what?
Speaker 12: Is it's weekly? There out there's supposed to come out
every Friday.
Speaker 5: I was kind of slacking in October, but I'm going
to be back in November for every Friday.
Speaker 4: Wow. And you're another one, though, Antuan. I'm in love
with Bourbon podcast or.
Speaker 12: Sometimes it's called the Bourbon Daily.
Speaker 5: It's actually I'm not one every day, but it is
a daily podcast where we talk about all things bourbon.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, right, And we've talked about this before, but
I like Jack Daniels, but you kind of frowned on
pawn me.
Speaker 14: Right now, people, people do.
Speaker 5: Jack Daniels could absolutely be a Bourbon if it wanted
to be a Bourbon.
Speaker 12: It checks all the bout this. But it wants to
be a Tennessee whiskey. So we're gonna let it be
a Tennessee whiskey.
Speaker 4: Yeah really yeah, yeah. We had a guy on who
was a remember the guy who was a descendant of
Jack Daniel. It's not Jack Daniels. It's Jack Daniel with
an aposterphys and he was Jeff Daniels, the actor. He
was calling us from from a rest stop. He was
a truck driver calling us from a rest stop, you
know in Alabama, subplace till the cops came and tell
them to move along. He's in the family tree somewhere,
thank you. So you have a guy buy you would
drink up in up in the thirsty moves and extra.
We're sitting at the bar ready to go to do
the show, which was at the Station and exte and
they just put a drink down in front me and
he said, this gentleman brought you a drink. And he
was one of these guys. He owned a square foot
what is it Kentucky, Tennessee and he was a squire
of Kentucky.
Speaker 12: So squires are Tennessee and colonels are Kentucky. Squire. They
do give you a square foot of land.
Speaker 4: Right, that's it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, it is, but that's the squire.
Speaker 4: And he said, no matter where he was, if you
if he heard someone ordering a Jack Danels, he would
pay for it. And he was at the Laconia Motorcycle Rally,
he and his girlfriend and yeah, so you got a
shot of jack out of it?
Speaker 13: He did. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, didn't buy that one though, no, thank god. But anyway, yeah,
so anyway, so what a guy. When he said I
want to buy you a drink? I started to move
my chair away because he's a big, big, grunty big
he's type guy. Yeah yeah he was, Yeah, nice guy.
Speaker 13: Remember part of this.
Speaker 4: We thought he was a Jehovah's witness at first, but
he was in the drinking, so that'd be wrong, right,
Also with us as a good friend, Bobara dundown, let's
really clap her in, Bob. It's been so long since
we've known each other, but now this is the first
time meeting.
Speaker 6: Okay, second time because you actually were on You and
one one were a guest on our show.
Speaker 4: Really, yes, one one? Do you have any memory of
that at all?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Oh, good question? But what we we weren't on TV. Though,
we weren't on TV. No, okay. So you're right in Berkeley, right,
I am in Berkeley with all the hippies. Yeah, okay,
So so what's it like living out there? Because it
is kind of like around zero of hippie hippie dumb Well,
you know.
Speaker 6: It's interesting because I just finished watching Oppenheimer, which had
part of it set in Berkeley in the nineteen thirties,
nineteen forties.
Speaker 4: Yep, it's the same, it's the same. Yeah, yes, left,
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Interesting. Did app and him
have cats? I think he did have cats and he
didn't he use them? Is the experiments? So so you
ever read the cats? Now? So let me get back
to Ashley though? Did I introduce you this time around?
Do you remember you have three cats? Right?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay? So we so we were up to fourteen, four
and eight. Okay, how much is that? Now? I'm from
the Bostic school school systems. I can't add so quickly.
Fourteen eighteen twenty two okay twenty two? Uh switchy you
have four four twenty six. Ashley's is twenty seven? Okay, Bruce,
you have none.
Speaker 8: I have no cats.
Speaker 1: But if anybody comes to New York, I recommend you
go to CATS's Delhi on House in the street.
Speaker 4: I love that place. O good, Yeah, cats is DELI
spell a little differently with Susie. You have any cats?
How many cats alive in your house?
Speaker 6: Two?
Speaker 9: And they have a cat tattoo? Does that count for anything?
Speaker 4: A half. Okay, depends on where it is. Oh oh wow,
she's showing us. Okay, we're radio shows.
Speaker 2: We've got tattoos everywhere, not everywhere, not everywhere?
Speaker 4: One one Colm down? Okay, scrup to twenty nine and
a half. I guess, Barba, how many cats? Here's faces
a case, that's what we should have, call Barbara. How
many cats you have at the moment?
Speaker 6: Too?
Speaker 4: Two? Okay? And what's what's been the maximum number? I'm
going to say five for you actually.
Speaker 6: Because I was taking a couple of strays to rehome.
Speaker 4: Eight eight okay, huh okay? And did they sleep? Did
they sleep a lot? And need a lot?
Speaker 6: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4: See okay, but don't you agree that cats have Let
me just this, I'm the only cat person in now,
alse and you haven't how many cats you have?
Speaker 13: I have three right now? We lost one last year,
last one. We bought a litter of Norwegian forest cats
ten years ago.
Speaker 4: And so up to thirty two cats. Thirty two cats, right.
Speaker 12: I also have a husky and they are like the
cats of the dog world.
Speaker 4: They really Yeah, okay, so we'll call them for another half.
So up to thirty five and a half. But let
me let's just I'll ask you Ashley, because she's sitting
right here. Those cats have a kind of attitude. Yeah, yes,
right that dogs do not have.
Speaker 11: Some dogs do have.
Speaker 4: Most dogs do not have. The cat not the cat
to Okay, and do you think it's just recently Like
when I was growing up, cats used to I mean,
dogs used to chase cats. Now dogs and cats are
living together, like Bill Murray said and Ghostbusters, dogs and
cats living together.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, they're like brothers and sty.
Speaker 4: Against law of God or something. We should have asked
for the polities. Yeah, it's it's unusual, but I think
these days mondays, the cat, the kitten and the poppy
are introduced together and they grow up together. Right.
Speaker 11: Yes, yes, I agree with you.
Speaker 4: I think that's disgusting. I think that's just wrong on
so many levels. But that's just me.
Speaker 2: So Also, it's a you know, it's no longer raining
cats and dogs too. It hasn't rained cats and dogs
for a long time.
Speaker 11: So it's also not raining men either.
Speaker 4: It's not raining men either, is the update on that?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 13: My last dog was a great Dane, Okay, And I
went out of my way to get this dog, and
I wanted a great Dane. I got this guy. He
cured me of ever wanting another dogs for the rest
of my life. And he was a great dog. I
mean he really was a good dog. But just the
whole aspect of dealing with a one hundred and thirty
pound bozo, Yeah, that's different because he was an idiot.
Speaker 4: You know dogs, but you still got.
Speaker 13: To take him outside to go to the bathroom, and
you get to clean up after rooim and you know
a cat.
Speaker 4: Hopefully this dog is seen UFOs somewhere on his correct cat.
Speaker 13: You just you're leaving the litter box. You can leave
out three days worth of food and you can take
off with a dog. It's you got to be there,
you know, all right, Listen, I get two or three
things they gotta do. Frist onalll let me just coulda
switch you real quick and then Barber, we're going to
talk to you because you saw the movie Catnado. Correct, Yes,
cat Nato, not shock Nato, not crack Nato, cat Nato. Okay,
I gotta go to switch you very quickly. Switch but
half a breakfast. It better be good.
Speaker 3: I did something I haven't done on mcmuloney's Military X
Files Day not good. This morning, I drove a fairly
long distance to the closest waffle house and I had
I had their all star breakfast. It consistent of two eggs,
two sausage, cash browns, yep, toast, and a waffle in
a waffle. Okay, all right, hang on that this is
going to be that's eighteen bucks. Anyway, I'm going to say.
Speaker 4: Did you get that waffle smother.
Speaker 8: Thirteen twenty five or thirteen seventy nine?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Did you have the waffle smothered in butter? Yeah,
it's called smothered and covered down, so smothered.
Speaker 12: In hash brown smothered in chunk.
Speaker 4: Oh, man, I'd love that kind of food. It's it's
are you going to ask me what I left for
a chip? Well, if it's thirteen, you better left the twenty.
Did you I get ten bucks?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 13: Oh wow?
Speaker 4: Wow, you've learned so well, grasshopper. So this is actually
you'd be interesting the money, you know? No, well, well
neither a wait, but when we would come in here,
we would tip the heck out of oasis because we
knew that's the way to go, right, she's shaking her
head affirmatively. Yes, right. And if they sat with you.
Speaker 2: We tipped him even more perfect, right, yeah, right, Mack,
we took a lot of that. I've got I've got pictures.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, well I thought you got rid of those them. Okay,
let's get to have them in my folder called the
Good Old Days. We get rid of that, that's the
first thing they'll search. Get rid of that. I'll be
I'd be busted five minutes. So you know, we're expecting
the Martini, the cat Martini, to come out at any moment.
But let's go to you. So you're a cat person.
You'll live with a bunch of hippies in Berkeley, California. Correct, correct? Okay,
so uh and and what did you intro this interest
in the paranormal that you actually involved with that with
your network? How'd you stop?
Speaker 6: Oh a long long I don't even want to date
myself on this one. But going back to the days
when it was parapsychology, yes, and astrology, and this goes
way way way way back, So back before there was
ghost Unders and all that on television. I was getting
into the Society for Psychical Research, the parapsychology programs, all
of that, the Yale programs with the sensory deprivation tanks.
Speaker 4: Yeah really, yeah, did you go into one of those
one of those tanks? Did you go in?
Speaker 6: I never got the chance to.
Speaker 4: That's when experience absolutely black, no matter what. It's quiet
and you can's just nothing to.
Speaker 6: See floating on salt water.
Speaker 4: Yeah wow. So so but then you get into the network, right,
how long ago? How long have you been the network started?
Speaker 6: I believe in.
Speaker 4: Nineteen eighty really, yeah, nineteen eighty, nineteen eighty.
Speaker 6: Or nineteen eighty eight. I can't remember which.
Speaker 4: Wow, I was in school.
Speaker 6: It's been around for a long time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's been around for a long time. Yeah, cool,
very nice.
Speaker 6: Started going through the internet listening to different radio shows,
found this one it was just starting up, had a
great chat room, so and there were people there who
were really into investigation paris the real stuff, not that
you go in and try to scare yourself.
Speaker 4: Sure yeah right, but now you're familiar with our show,
so please, you are an expert, just tell us what's
our report?
Speaker 6: Con I love it because it's well grounded, but still
what you have a yeah, I mean you don't go
into all the whit's and or how fantastic sort of
ghost hunting right. You also have a very diverse group
who study very different things UFOs, yes, et cetera. Fast
watch all of it.
Speaker 4: I thought you were there for a second. You said diapers.
You have a lot of people in diapers, not a
divers no di so so, but you also weren't you
going to start a podcast about cats and cats are
going to be characters in it or something.
Speaker 6: It's still I'm still in the process of because it's
going to be my scripted okay, and CC's paranormal adventures.
Speaker 4: Really, so it is you have two cats and they
have paranormal adventures. No, oh, you made up the cats. Okay.
Speaker 6: CC is a cat, she's where's the two two and
has pearls and does a lot of science. And Phebe
is a paranormal robot.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, now it makes sense. All right, Allan is
a talking house in the future. Yes, So when when
can we expect that?
Speaker 6: We hopefully by the beginning of the year.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you need any guest stars anyone to do
voices for you?
Speaker 6: We will probably have some guest stars.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, if you need like a Boston talking
cat or a Boston talking you know, with the because
they always get the bossing accents wrong. Right, if you're
from Boston, you realize that.
Speaker 6: But you know what that was? Silence, I'm not going
to do the Boston r joke.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, please tell us, go on, we need a joke.
Speaker 6: What does a Boston terrier sound like?
Speaker 4: Ashley, I'm gonna throw to you. I do know no
one knows back, like, we haven't heard that a billion
of times, but we might cut that out. We don't
talk like that, don't so the Kennedy's may have talked
like that.
Speaker 6: Right to me, haven't met my co host. He has
a very much a Massachusetts Boston accent where he still
parks his car.
Speaker 4: Where's he from?
Speaker 6: Uh, he's from outside Boston.
Speaker 4: Okay, but that's many things.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, I don't know the exact location.
Speaker 4: Susi's from outside of Boston, but she's in Connecticut, right,
you can you can.
Speaker 9: Actually, you guys know what's worse than a Boston accent
a Fall River.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, that's true. That's why Karen Reid got convicted
of murder.
Speaker 12: Because I'm from the Midwest and I don't know the difference.
I'm sorry, you can't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't hear it from.
Speaker 9: Ohio recently told me I have a Long Island accent.
Speaker 11: Well, so offended.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, but then I realized, like people from there
can't like tell the difference.
Speaker 4: You don't know like this generally he is from Long Island,
so watch it. Well, it's like when you know, when
people talk with the people with a fake Boston accent
in movies, they kind of talk like the Kennedy's And
I'm sorry, that to me sounds so ignorant because they
pack your cock crap.
Speaker 13: We don't talk better now we're talking about park your car.
I'm sure sorry. I grew up north of Boston. I've
I've lived in the state my whole life, which is
a long time, and I never spoke like those people.
And even though they're supposed to be the upper crust.
If you will, yes, they talk so ignorant.
Speaker 4: I can't.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It depends me. We come in time. Here is no
I'm just saying, like Mark Wildberg, yeah, I'll forget that.
Don't get me stattled on those guys. Mocky Mac from
seven Hill, right, and then royal assholes in seven Hill.
Believe me, Let's get back to Babara there is there
is actually a movie I'll called cat Nato. Yeah, yes,
oh there it is, okay, triple so so so so
we we know shock Nato, which they had a tornado
that which brought a lot of shocks into the West
coast of California and ate a lot of people and
so on and so forth. And then we had a
shock Nato. And there's another one though, how can Dianna.
Speaker 6: There's a shark nao six?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, wasn't there another animal though?
Speaker 11: Cocaine bear, cocaine beer.
Speaker 4: With another drug. We couldn't talk about that with Raven right,
Well she was on the show. We can tell you
about that. Well she's gone here now, but she's she
didn't like it. So cat Nato. So what happens is
a there's a a tornado and a lot of cats
that were sucked up on it and they're and they
just you know, rained down on all of us.
Speaker 6: That's kind of the premise of it. I had to
come up with a whole new genre movie for this. Yes, yes,
there's horror movies. Yes, there's horrible movies. Yes, and now
there is horrible Okay. It is that that that different stories,
cool short stories and it's like six directors got together, yes,
and came up with the script in twenty minutes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they got high right cell phone, they.
Speaker 6: Qu item said let's.
Speaker 4: Make a movie, right, so so so they actually wrote
six little scripts and glued them together. Yeah, okay, wow, cool, okay,
all right, they're trying to stretch it out a little bit.
Speaker 12: So what happens?
Speaker 4: So what's the premise? So there's a lot of cats
and then the tornado comes.
Speaker 6: Well, it's a lot of stock footage of cats.
Speaker 4: Oh cool, of cats.
Speaker 6: There was only one live cat I could find in
the whole movie, and I think that was because it
was somebody's cat that was happening to be in the house.
Speaker 4: That they were film. Okay, right, there was a member
of SAG after that's all. You know, those things are expensive,
even for cats, Yeah, okay, you have to have yeah.
So so so then they did is the special effects.
You see the tornado and there's like cats in the
middle of it and they're just being you know, swirled around.
Speaker 6: I mean, there was a tornado and then there were
a bunch of cats that they look like they see
gi'ed around the tornado. Not very good graphic hopefully they
lots of stock footage of cats, cats.
Speaker 4: Hissing, kissing, o kissing. Okay, all right, well yeah really yeah,
so what happened? So what so so cast them just
invade our California against San Diego.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Six stories of people trying to cope with six cat tornadoes.
Speaker 13: Wow?
Speaker 6: Wow, And you know, and it's like everybody's take on
what would happen in a cat nado?
Speaker 4: Okay, and after.
Speaker 6: The first one, which was so badly acted, Yes, the
first I mean it's the very first scene. They're talking
to each other. One is looking at a computer screen
and the others looking at the cell phone, and I'm going,
you're just reading your lines.
Speaker 4: The cats. The cats. Cats were great, the cats.
Speaker 6: The end of the first you were cheering on the cats.
Speaker 4: Well they listen, that's a successful movie.
Speaker 12: Stas well known actors in this movie.
Speaker 4: No one at Mars the cat they grabbed the street cat,
Steven said, the friends and cat Man do.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 4: Anyway, wow, So, so how many little bosses do you give?
The movie?
Speaker 6: One?
Speaker 4: One big one? Yeah? Okay, all right, only.
Speaker 6: Because there were a few scenes that were actually kind of.
Speaker 4: Good, isn't funny?
Speaker 6: There were a couple there was a series in which
some guy was had two cat demons were trying to
talk him into going into the Catnado, and they were
talking cats, and one of them talking cats, sounded a
lot like Peter Lori and Tito Plente.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is okay, let's let's so they had a
talking cat and he sounds like Peter Laurie.
Speaker 6: Peter Laurie or Tita I mean, and he was singing
America the beautiful.
Speaker 4: Wow, that's there's something wrong there somewhere. It's either me
what I'm hearing. So so so all right, let me
just get to my main question here. So when you're
fighting shocks in Shock Nato, it's easy for you to,
you know, blow up the shock, shoot the shock, drop
an Adam bomb on the shock, and no one cares.
But if you're doing that to cats, I could see
a lot of people, especially seeing the forty four cats
just in this room, being a little upset if you're
shooting cats and not everyone would disagree. But yes, actually
yes and no, yes, yes.
Speaker 6: Nobody was able to kill the catnadoes.
Speaker 4: Really not, but not the case. So every cat, no
cat was harmed in the filming of this movie.
Speaker 6: No, there were a couple, but they were plushies.
Speaker 1: It.
Speaker 6: It's absolute hysterical because by the third one, they just
sort of came up and the cat attacks were just
them throwing stuffed cat toys.
Speaker 4: Yeah I see this. Yeah, might have to watch this
as it turns out. Yeah, huh, cat, it.
Speaker 6: Definitely would not be anything that would trigger any cat hatred.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh really yeah? Okay, Well, well that's very interesting
because what we're doing is we're waiting for the cat
martini too. And Bruce says, it turns out has quite
a story about cats when he was on the on
the job as the kids, saying so, well, actually, because
you're here, I want to ask you, so do your
cats watch TV? Etcetera?
Speaker 11: They just fall asleep on or around me while I'm
watching TV.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, do they have favorite shows or anything like that?
Speaker 11: I don't think so, because they see.
Speaker 4: I see YouTube videos only just you know, happen to
come into my view where cats have favorite shows and
stuff like that, and they watch on the cats on TV.
Speaker 9: My cat has his own iPad and he watches.
Speaker 11: That's hilarious.
Speaker 4: That's yeah, that's really pretty smart. The cat's password. Yeah
wow wow, huh. But uh yeah, okay, so but I thought, see,
I always thought the cats and dogs most of their
sensory input comes from snouts from yeah, from sniffing, right
from especially dogs. So when you see these videos where
like a soldier has been away for a year and
he sees the dog for the first time, I'm just
surprised that dog doesn't recognize him immediately because he's so
into the scent of and everyone has a different sin.
Speaker 16: Every time I've seen a video like that, the dog immediately.
Sometimes I'm bawling my eyes out too much to notice
anything else.
Speaker 4: That's the whole idea too. Sometimes if people shave off
their beards, if they lose weight, the dog doesn't recognize
them right away.
Speaker 11: It's hilarious. Yeah, baby, these don't recognize people when they
do that either. It's really funny.
Speaker 4: Is that most because most is their eye right?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 11: The visions?
Speaker 4: Well, okay, so we're waiting for the martini, and I
think it's that's why I'm not sure, But listen, why
don't we do this? Barbara coming with a burger, I hope,
so with about six burgers.
Speaker 12: Again with the burgers, I'm about to die for.
Speaker 4: The steak and cheese sandwich down here is incredible. Have
you had that by any chance?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've had just about everything.
Speaker 4: Years extraordinary that I know. It's like about twenty five bikes,
but it's it's really an incredible you know meal, it's
like five meals or something, but it's huge. Yeah, it's
really good, very good, very good. Barbara. You want to
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Speaker 4: Welcome back, everyone, to back on one of these milk
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This is mag Maloney broadcasting live from Miss davin Yaale
fifty five Water Street. In the new report tonight is
are all cat show catastrophe, katonic, catalonic. What do you
saying the word catatronic catatonic? All right, that's the kind
of show it is. Girls, very quickly, girls, you know
we see a very famous one one won.
Speaker 2: Hello, girls, Hello everybody. It's been a fantastic show so far.
I'm glad you're staying with us, and I hope that
hopefully the volume level of my vibe was that too much?
Set it to eleven? But you know, okay, varisome type
of get a tone it down. Some switches also with
us no club tonight. He's on a special mission also
with us though. Is international correspondent on there in West
Virginia somewhere switch lad Steve Wood switching.
Speaker 8: Great to be here tonight.
Speaker 4: Is that your breakfast and back? Here. It looks like
a pizza. Yeah yeah, e the waffle, Yeah that's it.
This the thirteen dollar one man, I would love to
just eat that. Okay, and you left ten bucks? Good
for you. Switch first mac, Okay, ok what do you have?
Oh man?
Speaker 13: A pancake killing me with strawberries?
Speaker 4: I have freaking saltines with peanut butter on them every morning.
All right, thank you?
Speaker 1: Switch.
Speaker 4: That's my usual Farmer's kitchen breakfast. Also with us down there,
and excuse me Connecticut as Susie Bestill Susie.
Speaker 9: So, I didn't want to say this in front of
Friar Paul ahead. But when when you say that, you
get emails about me? No one else can see me.
So I think you guys are just emailing each other
about me.
Speaker 4: Well with this this that could happen to you know,
I don't know his email address. I don't do it,
but but but I think people see you on your
YouTube shows.
Speaker 11: That must be it.
Speaker 4: Okay, do you want me to tell you what happened
we talk of here?
Speaker 9: I wanted to share it with the whole class.
Speaker 6: Please.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let me think about that. Okay, Susie, thanks
for being here, appreciate.
Speaker 2: Well The way we describe you on the show is
almost like everybody can see you just based on our
eloquent description of your.
Speaker 13: Mind to the mind's eye.
Speaker 4: Well, we don't have to get a deep dive into it.
It was the agent Scully thing that tip the damn
So anyway, she's like on her head, like yeah, okay,
she's not buying there. Also with us, I'm just going
to bring the cop in now as our good friend
down there and next city, Bruce, Bruce, that might be the.
Speaker 14: Blue Hey, Mac, everybody looks great.
Speaker 1: I know this is a podcast, but I'm looking at
myself on the on the zoom and I'm looking more
and more like James Carbon and it's very upsetting.
Speaker 4: No, no, well, I don't go there. Don't go there. No,
you look very hitman Ash, and that's cool. Yeah, okay.
Also is a good friend Stephanie McNew Stephanie in Indianapolis,
the middle of the country. Stephanie, how are you? She's speechless,
she's so, she's muted, he's muted. Here you go.
Speaker 12: I thought that it was not working.
Speaker 4: High guys, Okay, how long have you been doing the
Highly Spirited Broadcast podcast podcast?
Speaker 12: I brought that out in twenty twenty two. It's two
and a half years old.
Speaker 4: Okay, two and a half years old, Okay, Ron, your Yeah,
it's a lot of work, right it is.
Speaker 12: It's a lot of research, it's a lot of writing.
What about editing? But it's so fun for me, I
thought I would do it till it's not fun.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I hear you going. So we're broadcasting from
the stopping Gilly and they're singing happy Birthday in the background,
which means we have to edit that out. Thank you
whosever birthday is? Thank you Stefan, Happy birthday? Are we
going to get back to you? Very? Is that a cat?
Or that's a dog?
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 4: A dog in a skeleton?
Speaker 13: Dog in the skeleton suit?
Speaker 12: Got this little Halloween outfit? Does it glow in the dark?
Speaker 6: I have one.
Speaker 4: In the dark. Does the dog like that though? Does
the dog know what's going on? I'm going to guess no.
Speaker 12: Dog doesn't care like it feels like it's hugging it.
Speaker 4: Mine likes it really Yeah. Okay. Also with us here
in the studio, well it's al Ron, now, don't get away,
drive al Everything okay is great okay, and also a
good friend Ashley, who is who is taking who has
just graduated from two years of mortuary school.
Speaker 11: Last junior last?
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, and then those two years how many
how many dead people did you see? Did you have
to work?
Speaker 11: I think about twelve twelve?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Was it creepy?
Speaker 11: I kind of felt right at home.
Speaker 4: Really did you really here? Did you have to cut
them open? And all that stuff?
Speaker 11: The last couple I did, Yeah, But for the most
part I just kind of watched and helped.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, well that's interesting, Okay because only because well
not only because you were fire fighted to before when
you were an EMT, and that's the road you took, right.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I go from saving lives to preserving the dead.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's a dotted line there somewhere, right, Okay. Also
with us, I can't believe she's hanging with us, as
Barbara Duncan a good friend out there in directly California, Barbara.
Speaker 6: Always be here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not what you expected. You can tell us
now now that you're wrong.
Speaker 6: You know, I download your show to play with on
our channel and I listened to it. Yes, I'm quite
a big fan.
Speaker 4: Really, Okay, do you have a shot and a close
by or something.
Speaker 6: Uh coffee okay, and you know, because I look forward
to hearing about one one's adventures and what Steve had
for breakfast.
Speaker 4: That this skew as a shrow right there? Those two. Wow? Wait, okay,
what about the top ten?
Speaker 12: The top ten is funny?
Speaker 13: Oh wow?
Speaker 6: You get suggestions? What's the next top ten?
Speaker 4: Any listime you want to suggest please? You got to
text me right.
Speaker 2: Away, definitely email Macro texted.
Speaker 4: Me quickly, even in the middle of the night. I'd
welcome that. Okay, So we have to go first of all.
Oh the drink. Okay. So this is cat night, cat night, catastrophe.
So we asked Stephanie McNew who's a experiant on drinks,
to send us a recipe for a cat ma teini.
Is that right, Stephanie?
Speaker 12: You said, give me something.
Speaker 5: Cat themes and this is not original because I don't
have a cat cocktails.
Speaker 12: I went to the dress and I was like, black
cat martini is what I sent you?
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna we have one. Thanks, We have one,
thanks to Dave. There's no chocolate around the rim, there's
no sugar or any of that.
Speaker 6: The one at the.
Speaker 5: Picture I sent you have like a pretty little like
sparkly like sugar rim.
Speaker 12: You probably didn't get that, but that's okay. It's probably
so good.
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna ship it on the air. Okay, here
we go. All right, Ashley, you can be the witness.
Speaker 11: Okay, I'm a witnessing it.
Speaker 4: Okay, here we go, well go for ready, here we go.
So what's in this? As I'm drinking? Could you just
tell people what's in it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So it was vodka, BlackBerry liqueur, simple syrup, lemon juice.
Speaker 4: Wow, wew mm Okay, it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, a go down a little too easy. So there's
gonna be like three in and like stumbling out of there.
Maybe three they're.
Speaker 4: Good, just three okay, all right, Well there's a little
bit of a like have a kick at the end?
Or is that just me because I'm drinking cheap that's.
Speaker 5: Probably like the black bear of the core. I would
think you probably feel that topot.
Speaker 4: Sure, okay, here we go. I love it, hang on,
hang on, here we go.
Speaker 11: There is a little kick at the end, but it's good.
It's good.
Speaker 4: It really is good. Okay, here'll be dancing. Huh wow.
I can't wait to it I'm producing the whole show anyway. Wow, huh, okay,
that was That's actually pretty good. So now they have
a couple of shots in me, and so does Ashley.
As it turns out, Bruce, I'm going to turn it
over you there, buddy, because you have a story that
we may or may not want to hear. But it's
real life. It's true, right.
Speaker 1: Well, the images you're about to hear you may find disturbing,
so parental guidance is advised. And I apologize to the
cat loving people out there. But Matt contacted me and said,
you know, Bruce, do you have any cat stories in
your experience in the in the police department, which is
a pretty unique subject.
Speaker 4: And I said, well, believe it or not, I do,
so here it goes, okay, here we go. Do we
need music? He should we put true true story?
Speaker 14: Every every word is true.
Speaker 9: I'm already upset.
Speaker 4: I'm with you.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it doesn't end well, So ad not a fireman.
I didn't I didn't rescue cats out of a tree.
So I'm working in Bedford Stuyvesant in Brooklyn, and we
get a radio run for a possible d a way
in the first floor of a private home. So my
partner and I get there, We ring the bell, knocking
on the door. We get no response. So we go
around to the back of the house and we're looking
in the window. It's it's a bedroom, and we see
some guy lying on the bed and we're rapping on
the window again, we get no response. We see a
few cats roaming around in the room, but that wasn't
unusual for for for people in that area. They were
take in straight cats, especially for people who lived alone.
All right, so my partner I figure, Okay, babe, this
guy is asleep, maybe he's drunk, you know, maybe he's
passed out from some kind of medical condition. All of
a sudden, some dog comes into the room, jumps up
on the bed and jumps on this guy's chest. Guy
doesn't even rimshut. Guy doesn't even flinch, And I clearly
remember saying to my partner Steve, that's not a good sign.
So we figure this this guy is is morte. So
the next move is we we call in EMS, Emergency
Medical Service and the e s U, which is Emergency
Services Unit, which is like the NYPD version of like
a swat team. They carry all sorts of specialized equipment. Anyway,
they show up, they crack open, the back door door opens,
and a stampede of cats comes flowing out of this
guy's apartment, young cats, kittens, whatever, like about a dozen
cats come running.
Speaker 14: Out of this guy's apartment. Go ahead, the EMS goes
in and they.
Speaker 1: Pronounced this guy he's you know, he's he's he's dead.
So the next thing we have to do we call
the medical examiner. He has to come and do his job.
We're at the end of our tour, so to avoid
paying us over time, we had to call for a relief.
So guy comes to relieve us, and his job is
basically to sit and wait for the medical examiner.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: He searches the apartment to you know, secure any kind
of a valuables, you know, pash, jewelry, bank books, anything
like that.
Speaker 14: So this guy comes in, we give him the rundown.
Speaker 1: My partner and I walk out the back door and
we go around to the street to get into our
radio car. So as we go to the side of
a bunch of cats that are still like kind of
like loitering around, probably about six or seven cats, and
we're about to get into our radio car and down
the street comes this this dog, probably a pit bull,
just come charging down the street.
Speaker 14: He grabs this kitten back. Look at my partner and.
Speaker 4: I said, three people have already dropped out. So it
was I mean it was the story. It's real, though, baby, it's.
Speaker 9: We have a police officer and we have someone in
the mortuary arts. Yes, either of you ever seen a
cat that ate a dead person's face, like they say.
Speaker 4: See, that's what you thought the story.
Speaker 16: That's where I thought this was going, with lips, ears, noses.
Speaker 11: Not in real life. But I've heard lots of stories,
so it's a myth. It's not a myth. No, it happens.
I've just never seen it.
Speaker 13: I have to be there long enough that the cat
gets hungry enough.
Speaker 11: Yes, I mean that is its dogs too.
Speaker 4: It's as simple as that. The only dies and then
there's no food around.
Speaker 11: They go for whatever they can get.
Speaker 4: So there's no what's the word empathy, sympathy, there's no loyalty. People.
People come on, okay with susicated the sheet drop up,
come on, so they go pro good job. So I apologize,
bobber you still with a very pleasant story. But it's okay,
we'll cut out the end that we'll put on some
laugh time, go ahead. Do you think certain people Do
you think certain people made to be cat people? Just
like certain people see UFOs, certain people have you know,
different strokes or whatever.
Speaker 9: Well, it's there's something about it because I think the
exact reason why you don't like cats or why I
love them, like, I agree cats are slightly evil.
Speaker 4: I love it, so I don't like evil cats.
Speaker 13: So it depends on the kind of cat, though it
doesn't depend on my cats are are the sweetest thing.
Speaker 4: Cats are cats.
Speaker 13: That's why I paid the amount of money I paid
to buy four of them, because they I mean, even
as I said, my veterinarian is you know he's getting
ready to retire.
Speaker 4: Yeah on your money? Yeah my cats. He thinks my
cats are the the you know, Oh, he loves them.
Can I tell my story now? Wanwa wash, I tell
my story, my vomiting story. So way back when Alice
left the room years ago, and let's see Bruce and
Juan wam we'll probably remember this. So we had a
news Eve party and the whole thing was remember the
Cheech and Telling album and it came with a big
rolling paper. Okay, so we go and then yeah, it's
like five, you know, there's probably twenty people there, and
they roll a joint in this thing, but it doesn't burn,
you know. Anyway, that's the kind of party it was.
And everyone was taking you know whatever vitamins and so on.
So I go. So there's three of us sleeping at
my friend's house a couple of miles away, and we're
how can I say this, Susie, you would know, how
can I say that we were telling taking lest how
can I say that you're drop dropping as Anyway, whatever
happened happened. So we can lump into the into the
sky's palm, and the three of us were going to
crash there they did. The married couple had given me
a cat when I was going to school in Boston
and lasted a week, and I said, I can't. I
just can't do it, you know, I try to be nice,
but so I gave him the cat back. I hadn't
seen the cat in six months ready, So I'd walk
in the door New Year's Eve, you know, out there, baby,
and there's the kitten sitting. There's not a kitten so
much in the moonlight coming in the window, and he
sees me and comes over any vomits on my shoe?
Speaker 9: You know a second, because did you say a married
couple gave you a cat?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yes, swingers and trying to talk into somebody.
Speaker 4: I know they went on but out the wrong way.
I can tell you that. But actually you want your
reactions to that story place.
Speaker 11: They can't remember you, You.
Speaker 4: Can't remember me, son of a bitch that had settle. Okay,
you know, well he did a good job. They came
behind me and said, happy New Year. It's gonna be
a good one.
Speaker 11: Maybe it was good luck?
Speaker 4: Was it good? No, it wasn't. Not that year. Nope.
So I'm gonna got to switchy though, switchy before you
have some kind of report, right, Hey, Stephanie, I got
to say mission accomplished.
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, good, I'm glad.
Speaker 7: You like it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Are you getting a second or third?
Speaker 4: Actually? Please take another sup of it? Please? If she
goes this is great, hang on, yes, yes, okay, delicious.
We have to give her a maclaloney T shirt at
some point. So before we go to switches report one,
I'm going to tell you it's something I remember. But
you are cats, right, which is kind of spooky to
me is we've talked about this before, is that pants
and dogs seem some of them. There are instances of
people thinking I put this way. So I go back
to my aunt and uncle. They had this, I reset
her okay, for fifteen years, used to sleep in their
bedroom floor. Just retire a couple, No big deal. One
night he gets up and he goes into the kitchen
and he's bocking at something in the corner as if
there was a person in the corner, okay, and wouldn't stop. Now,
this is very unusual behavior for the dog. And I
freaked them out, frankly, and they didn't know what to do.
And they said, hey, maybe it's mice, maybe it's this,
But there was no evidence of that, just that one
night and he was awake and all that stuff. And
then one one you told me the story about how
like once you're sitting around and and your cats out
of acting exactly like when somebody.
Speaker 2: Walked around the room in the living room, like in
a kind of a circle and looking up and down
as if there was somebody's standing there. We were just
watching TV on sitting on the couch, and it was
a it was a black cat. It was named Asia.
By the way, and Asia's walking around after the album
Aja the cats look, Yeah, we spelled it like the
Steely Dance.
Speaker 4: But but see, that's the thing is that dogs and
cats have no reason to make this stuff up, you
know what I mean? They they almost seemed like.
Speaker 2: He was looking at something and we knew that someone
or someone was there, but what was that the cat
was curious about? But then just said, oh, okay, it's uh,
it's that thing again with that person again, and I've
seen him or her before. I'll just go back and
curl up on my little pillow again.
Speaker 11: My dog would always do that.
Speaker 16: He would stare into our spare room, into the darkness,
and he would not step foot in there, but he
would stare and stare and like back away slowly and
then go sit down. But he would just keep his
eyes on the doorway, like what he's just like he's
looking at something.
Speaker 4: Wow, what kind of dog?
Speaker 16: He was like a mutt that we got from the pound,
like a small little jack wrestl pug terrier.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, go ahead, Yeah, my brother has a
half half uh, I don't say that, half jack wrestleteria
and half pit. Okay, I've talked about this dog before.
This dog is like he's got issues.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 4: You know, Well, he's not a codly die. That's one thing.
He is not a codly die. He sees me, he
gets excited because I'm the guy who feeds some food
from the table right and he's always right next to me.
But he's a funny dog because he's either asleep or
he's going to a mile a minute and I can't
can't stop, Ye can't stop. Yeah, funny dog. I had
a cat.
Speaker 13: I rented a house years ago that was pretty much haunted.
There was always something going on. And I had bought
a living room set from an estate sale for somebody
who had passed away, and there was an oak table, chairs, sideboard,
and I got this brass lamp with the with the
thing in canonside, brought it home and my cat sat
on the sideboard staring at the lamp. And like I said,
house was haunted anyway. Yeah, once I run that furniture in,
the cat lost its mind and he used to sit
there and stare at it. And then the cellar door
started opening by itself, and there was all kinds of
stuff going on.
Speaker 9: Everything was a similar experience to that I bought one
of those old it's called the Queen Anne mirror. It's
like the long oval ones are on. Got an antique
one of those. And it still happens.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 9: One of my cats will stand in front of the
mirror and just scream at it for no reason.
Speaker 4: Screaming the reflection of themselves.
Speaker 9: I think he's trying to, like, because mirrors are portals, right,
I think he's trying to.
Speaker 4: Summon some I guess, yeah, that would be. That would
be probably, that would be come on the show if
that happens.
Speaker 11: Version of Bloody Mary? What the cat version of Bloody Mary?
Speaker 4: The movie? What's movie about us? Bloody Mary?
Speaker 9: Bloody Mary?
Speaker 16: How would we not like when you stand in front
of the mirror and say bloody Mary three times and
then the ghosts.
Speaker 4: It comes through? What about that?
Speaker 11: Just a myth?
Speaker 4: Mirror?
Speaker 11: I never see a movie.
Speaker 4: You write it then yes, okay, and you put.
Speaker 12: The lights off and she's supposed to come get you.
You guys don't know that.
Speaker 4: Why am I just hearing this now?
Speaker 12: You should know this.
Speaker 4: You stand in front of the mirror and you.
Speaker 12: Say, what bloody Mary, Bloody Mary?
Speaker 4: I want a bloody mirror? Okay, and she comes out
of the mirror at you. Yeah, do I have to
put her up? Do I have to feed her to
get her back? Listeny? Get it back? Okay, funny wow, Okay,
Susan Kay, thanks for rejoining us.
Speaker 12: Sorry, very soft hearted and anything.
Speaker 10: I feel awful that I can listen to anything about
people being hurt, name tortured.
Speaker 12: But when it comes to animals, we.
Speaker 4: Thought, what are your cats like tripped over a wire?
Speaker 13: No, no, she left because of the cat.
Speaker 4: We're sorry, We'll cut that out for you. Susan.
Speaker 9: Okay, you then what actually happened was the cat the
dead guys?
Speaker 4: Well, listen, even I would.
Speaker 12: Be fine with.
Speaker 4: Was like, oh my, and I'm the one who is
one the hells Now, Okay, we're going to go to
uh switchy? What's skin Stephanie? Thank you very much. Okay,
we appreciate the you know the recipe.
Speaker 12: Yeah, thanks for drinking them like them.
Speaker 4: Thanks for drinking them. Switchy. So you had some kind
of John Keel as your right hero? Yes, and what's
in back you? Is that a cat with wings? This
is I'm back in the when the cat vomited, head
out of the way. So that's always what's that. It'd
be cool if cats for your background. Yeah, okay, Next,
please go ahead, switchy please.
Speaker 8: Yes, okay. The source of this is one of John
Keel's books.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, let me put your bumper in, bumper, let
me put your bumper okay.
Speaker 7: And now it's time for another story from the Lost
Animals of the Paranormal. It's time for Steve Ward's report
from the Fringe.
Speaker 4: Go please twitch okay.
Speaker 3: From John Keel's book Strange Creatures from Time and Space,
also known as The Complete Guy to Mysterious Beings.
Speaker 8: It was republished oh not too many years ago.
Speaker 3: And trade paper sized, and I love the original version
better because it has one of those great Frank Frazeta
paintings on the cover. The name of the chapter is
called Flying Felines, and it's about in nineteen fifty nine,
there was a cat named Thomas, and this cat became
known from coast to coast. He was even on several
TV shows. And this is from It happened in Pinesville,
West Virginia, which is maybe a couple hours from where
I live now. Thomas apparently had wings, but the fact
that now he couldn't really fly, but it didn't keep
Douglas Shelton, who found him. He was fifteenth at the
time from charging ten cents for everybody that wanted to
take a look at him. Adjusted for inflation, that's about
a dollar today. Anyway, his uh, he found it in
the woods, his dog treated and he was going to
shoot it, but he realized it was a cat, so
he shimmeed up the tree brought it down. Turned out
it was domesticated, it wasn't wild. And a reporter from
the Beckley, West Virginia Post Herald named fern Miniac, so
that's right, yeah, was the first to examine Thomas.
Speaker 4: A report on it.
Speaker 3: Turned out Thomas was actually a girl and she was
about thirty inches long, what god, thirty that's what it says.
Thirty inches long, bushy tail like a squirrel. Its wings
where he said that its wings were perfectly shaped, about
nine inches long. It had long hair like a Persian
cat at its feet were a little bit big. Dave
Garroway of NBC even had they took the train out there,
missus Shelton and Tom and the cat and her son
Douglas took the train out there, and they were on television,
yes now and then then the plot Tickens. A local widow,
Missus Charles Hicks, said that Thomas was her cat, Mitzy,
and what happened was the day she put some drops
in Mitsy's ears, she took off. Four days later, Thomas
was found by Douglas. So and Missus Hicks said that
friends of hers had seen Mitsy with the wings and
could verify him.
Speaker 4: Let's let's just stop you switching for a second. We're
talking about a cat who has wings.
Speaker 3: Well, apparently it had something that looked like wings. It
couldn't fly, but couldn't fly, what's the sense?
Speaker 4: All right? Good? Please?
Speaker 3: So anyway, missus Hicks sue she wanted her cat back.
So on October fifth, nineteen fifty nine, they were in
court and when Thomas was presented where Mitzi was presented
in court, she said, that's not my cat, and she
think clingures are some kind of sam going on here.
And the wings were missing, and Douglas said that well
the wings. She shared her wings back in July. So anyway,
Missus Hicks was awarded one dollar by the court for
her trouble, and Douglas was given full custody of the
cat with no wings.
Speaker 8: In the nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 3: Keel tried to find some of the principles to this
original story without success, but that's when he stumbled on
to the mothman the wing Garudo, a much much more
spectacular wing creature now. In June of nineteen sixty six,
in Ontario, Canada, a large black feline with wings was
reported to terrorized pets and farm animals. This is around Elford, Ontario.
There were two other reports that could not be verified
from Canada of flying felines. According to a UPI report,
one had been shot near Lactote and twenty four miles
north of Montreal, and the other one near Ottawa. The
one near Lactote occurred on June twenty fourth, nineteen sixty six.
A confectioner by the name of Jeene Revens heard a
strange noise outside his home. Spotted a large black cat
with hairy wings on its back, and it was after
a neighbor cat. It made an awful scream and got
away by making gliding jumps of about fifty to sixty
feet with wings extended. It's sort of about one foot
above the ground. Whatever the hell this thing was.
Speaker 8: It was shot and.
Speaker 3: They took it and examined it. It had a cat's face,
It had a pair of needle sharp fangs. It was
examined by Constable Terence Argall, and I said it had
a wingspan of fourteen inches, weighed about ten pounds. They
took it to kempt Fine Agricultural Agricultural School. They said
that the wings were they weren't really wings. They were
just gross of thick, matted fur, just an ordinary black cat.
Speaker 8: But the townspeople were a little.
Speaker 3: Bit ticked off because this had terrorized them for weeks
in their livestock, and they had actually seen it flying
so much for mattered for indeed, listen, so that's that's
the story of the flying feline.
Speaker 4: We love that switchy. Let's let's clap the switchy because
you know why he needs immediate got a vacation. Listen,
switch What would be weird? Cats at wings would be
really kind of strange, right because they you'd have that
cat behavior with that bird behavior. Bird behave after you
think birds, you expert on birds at all, have not
my question about birds. So we're going to burn some
time here right two three minutes around. How does a bird?
How does a sparrow know they're a sparrow. They hang
around with those sparrows. But how does it How does
a seagull know that it's a seagull because they they
can't see themselves they hang around with Is that it?
That just the identification of the existential segment now whatever
that is?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, maybe they talked to say language with tap dance
of for six minutes.
Speaker 14: Sparrow is anonymous.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 11: Well, let's sparrow out over the bay. They would be
a bagel, right or wow?
Speaker 13: Okay, well, let they say if a seagull hangs out
of the sea, what does a bagel hangout? Or the
other one is if if a brass horn is made
out of brass, what's a foghorn made out of?
Speaker 6: Matt?
Speaker 9: Can you take his mic away?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yes, I can turn it off, Baba. Do
you know any cat jokes won't share with us?
Speaker 12: Probably?
Speaker 4: No, don't you. Let's let's let's I'm sorry, I have.
Speaker 9: Something somewhat relevant. Please hit the Someone drove off the
road and hit the sign of the strip club down
the road for me today?
Speaker 4: What's the name of the strip club?
Speaker 9: They must have been in a real hurry to get
in there, because I have no idea how you run
off of a straight road in a thirty five mile
an hour zone?
Speaker 4: Okay, ask Bruce, Bruce had Bruce has hits several strip
club signs? Bruce, how did that happen? Listen? But but
what's it? So is the is there cats in this story?
Susie was the name of the places? Okay? Well I
sent her the picture of.
Speaker 11: Those two.
Speaker 4: That's that's the one. But I told him Bridget wasn't
going to be there. So there did you hang on
to stop everything? I sent this out today to the game.
Speaker 11: You know this might be mad Ron Jeremy there.
Speaker 4: Bruce hanging on there? Buddy, Hey, so let's start with bridges.
So every so, this is this place over the bridge
from where we are, and we want called kittens, right,
and Agent Act was the place he thought sold kittens, right,
but he was wrong. It's a strip club and it's
it's not major league, not maybe by any means.
Speaker 11: It's called the Little Box.
Speaker 4: The Little Box, okay, So it's minor league ball. Okay.
So but every once in a while you'll see every
time you go by it to go is that place closed?
But then they'll have something up in the my key
and a lot of times it says Bridget the Midget. Right,
So anytime we've driven by then when Bridget Midget was there,
I'm sure offending people, but that's her stage name. We
can say the packing lot is not full, but it's
a full era, right, So you went over that, you
saw her.
Speaker 16: So I just want to preface this by saying I
don't frequent strip clubs.
Speaker 11: That's okay, it's nothing wrong with that judging no one,
No one does.
Speaker 4: No one does.
Speaker 16: There's drag queens there, I will right, well, who doesn't
in my earlier twenties. So about ten years ago, Bridget
the Midget was there and she was brought in by
her own private helicopter, I might add. Wow, So my
friends brought me there to see her, and I and
I saw her there.
Speaker 4: Who's your friend?
Speaker 16: It was some firefighters boyfriend gir No, it was just
a group of firefighters.
Speaker 4: Really okay, so it wasn't a date. Did you enjoy it?
I mean, what is she imagined?
Speaker 6: The name?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And what she did?
Speaker 11: She just dances. Yeah, she does her thing. I don't
believe she's in prison.
Speaker 4: Now she's in prison, I think, so why what she doing?
I think she was a small She murdered her boyfriend.
Speaker 11: She tried to she stabbed him, really, I think which.
Speaker 4: She stabbed the hip.
Speaker 11: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Ron Jeremy. Though.
Speaker 16: Afterwards a group of my other friends wanted to go
see Ron Jeremy and.
Speaker 4: Explain Ron Jeremy should the audience place?
Speaker 11: Nineteen seven? B Thorn, Sir?
Speaker 4: Did he perform?
Speaker 11: Did not perform? He's doing a comedy set.
Speaker 4: Oh wow.
Speaker 13: His nickname in the industry was the hedgehog?
Speaker 4: Or is it?
Speaker 11: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: Let me throw me, let me throw it the Bruce Bruce,
did you meet? Didn't you a restaurant Jeremy? At one point?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 11: I hope he sanitized.
Speaker 4: Did you wear gloves?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 4: You know his parents were actually nuclear scientists or Israel
that story. They were like they were like on the
Oppenheimer thing. They were involved in the Oppenheim thing and
then their kid. They thought he was going to be
a nuclear scientist and turns out the porn style. But see,
he was nothing, nothing to look at. He was not
like a Studley guy. But he isn't well now he's
got dementia and he's make it more fun. But the
thing with him was It had nothing to do basically
with his looks. It just had to do with the
fact that he could perform under pressure in front of
a lot of people. Is that the word I'm told?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I've never I've never actually.
Speaker 13: Seen the guy.
Speaker 4: Go ahead? Is someone else going to explain who Ron Jeremy,
why he was popular?
Speaker 12: I can tell you why he's well known.
Speaker 4: Go ahead? Please, that voice in the dock his susan, okay,
tell us you.
Speaker 12: Might have to bleep this out.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, please.
Speaker 6: He can.
Speaker 12: Service himself. He can contort and down and put his
own member in his mouth.
Speaker 4: We can't answer that.
Speaker 6: Anymore.
Speaker 10: But my point is that's why most people would know
Ron Jeremy. Of course that disappoints that. But one of
the reasons he became like well.
Speaker 4: Known infamous he could do that act Ashley, Did he
do that when you saw him?
Speaker 10: He did not.
Speaker 16: He was wearing crocs, so I don't think he had
the traction to get himself in any kind.
Speaker 4: Of I really heard that differently. So did he have
any good jokes?
Speaker 12: Were there either?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you? I love that. Did he have any
remembers jokes?
Speaker 16: The best joke was that he was wearing a wolf
Howling at the Moon t shirt from Walmart with sweatpants
and crocks. And then the manager of the strip club
dropped his uh pizza on his feet.
Speaker 11: That was he did not have any good jokes?
Speaker 12: Wow?
Speaker 4: Is that better than having a ked vomit on?
Speaker 13: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, that wasn't pt of the act that he dropped
the pizza on the shoes.
Speaker 16: You know, the owner literally came out to present his
Papa Gino's pizza to him and it slid right out
of the box on too run Jeremy's feet.
Speaker 4: I have to do it.
Speaker 13: It could have been an industrial action because you know,
if he hit the wrong place, he couldn't perform right.
Speaker 4: So yeah, so what did you know when you were
going over there? Do you know who he was?
Speaker 11: I knew of it. I knew that.
Speaker 4: Have you seen his work?
Speaker 11: Still?
Speaker 4: Have not to his library or word?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, Here we go do uh switching? Okay, switch
time for the train train rate? There you go. Now,
let me take a breath of uh and and thank everybody. Mhmm,
yeah you can. Stephanie, I'm gonna let you go because
I know you have to go comfort your husband. Yeah
he is he really, but he's probably crying away home
because he's a cult fan. He's a Cubs fan. Correct. Yeah,
if he ever wants to talk to someone, have them calls. Okay,
well we'll straight hi out.
Speaker 13: Them, right yeah?
Speaker 12: What what team are you going to have him root for?
Who can we switch him to?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What team?
Speaker 11: Boston Bruins they're not doing great.
Speaker 4: Celtics are little if you want to jump on anyone's vandwagon.
Speaker 12: Right, no basketball, hockey or baseball?
Speaker 4: What are the Ruins hockey? Hockey? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We have a minor league here in Indianapolis. We have
the Indianapoles Eyes. We don't have a real hockey team,
right Ruins.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you have the Colts
and that's it.
Speaker 12: No, we have the Colts. Yeah, that's our only.
Speaker 4: That's the only big team.
Speaker 12: Yeahs and the Pacers Pacers.
Speaker 4: The Pacers are good though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, have minor league teams. We have the Indianapoles Indians
for baseball. There are firmly Indianapoles Ice for hockey.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, okay, that's all right. I've been to Boston, Stephanie,
I have.
Speaker 5: It, but I want to I want to come and
fall because I really want to go to Salem, so
I think I would fly into Boston.
Speaker 4: You know Salem we meet up. Yeah, Salem right now.
Speaker 5: I arned this from recent social media posts. I got
to come in like August September if I wanted to
not be terrible for me.
Speaker 4: Yes, right now Salem is telling people stay away. Yeah,
Salem mash the last couple.
Speaker 12: Of years, so I do want to call.
Speaker 6: It won't be in.
Speaker 4: October, right so the wave sale of masses now don't
want to date the show, but we're very close to
Halloween October in twenty twenty four. They've started telling people
don't come. It's like Woodstock, you know, dot com. They
expect a million people, and just to make it more fun,
there's like this wildfire you know, around the city that
they can't control, and they having the nationally guy drop
water on it and all this stuff, you know, and
it's like, oh, well, let's add to the chaos. They
have more chaos.
Speaker 12: The tourists have seemed to run it because like it
is a small town.
Speaker 13: Right, A small city, Yeah, small city. These are half
a million people and.
Speaker 12: I don't want to be in those crowds. I want
to actually experience things and enjoy things. I will come
in not October.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah, come yeah at the end of August.
Being in the September, I guess there's still people that
there's still you know, active, let's say, okay, but not
as much. They're not the like bombing the Santanic Temple.
Someone bombed. Someone came from Iowa and bomb the Satanic
Temple in Salem, New Hampshire, and they common salms.
Speaker 13: I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Some of the Hampshire is a whole other thing. Anyway,
Thank you, Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Right now, there's a storefront like a in there you
can it's like, you know how you have these photo
booths where you can take pictures of yourself devonman training
stations and things like that.
Speaker 4: The Beatles take their.
Speaker 2: Pictures in these phone booths all the time. Go ahead,
you can there's a booth. You can go in and
down and seal them some shop and get your aura cleansed.
Speaker 4: Really, picture of you.
Speaker 12: I have I don't know where it is, but I
have mine done. There's a place here in Indy. There's
one in Nashville.
Speaker 4: Really, what would mind be? How do you cleanse your aura?
How do you do it?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 12: It doesn't cleanse it. It just takes a picture of it.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I feel like i'd have one, Jeremy, look
it over my shoulder.
Speaker 2: A picture of it, doesn't it isn't there a suggestion
that it could use some tweaking here and there, y
k experience like it's.
Speaker 12: This color, because you should probably work on that.
Speaker 4: I don't like to know that.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was thinking of going down there and have
my aura do it analyzed.
Speaker 4: That'd be fun. Yeah, that'd be fun when you come
back over in the talk about it. Yeah, Stephanie, thank
you very much. We're going to clap you off. Okay,
steph thank you. Was I just thank you for the drink.
The drink was actually, oh well, what are you drunk yet?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 6: Come on?
Speaker 4: Actually, Mandron, wow, honest opinion that she's the one. He's Onetician.
She's like, I don't know, let me take it pulse.
She's waiting for to walk outside and get it.
Speaker 11: Buy a car, might be my car?
Speaker 4: Yes, funny. Oh, Barbara, thank you for joining us. Babara.
I appreciate the fact that you have hung in with us. Oh,
thank you for having me and the name it gives
you plug a network again.
Speaker 6: The pair of X Radio network.
Speaker 4: Okay, and what what's your typical kind of listener us, Yeah, a.
Speaker 6: Lot of pagans.
Speaker 4: Pagans, We have a lot of.
Speaker 6: Cryptozoologists. We have a few UFO people.
Speaker 4: Conspiracy theory, yes, okay, let me ask yourself, what's the
weirdest thing you've ever heard of? What's the thing that
you at night? You say, when that's the weirdest thing
you've ever heard about seeing? Not the show, not the
show something?
Speaker 6: No, you mean that? People tell me about the experiences. Uh,
there was, Well, there's a few really interesting ones. A
woman who insisted that a ghost was urinating in.
Speaker 8: Her bathtub in go ahead, near there.
Speaker 6: We kept asking her do you have cats, because sometimes
when they have urinary infections, they will urinate in the tub. Okay,
you know, and she kept insisting that it wasn't. There
was a woman who insisted that a ghost was ironing
her clothes.
Speaker 4: That'd be great, Yeah, it's a service I never heard of.
Speaker 13: You can't pay for that stuff.
Speaker 6: And a woman who insisted that a polter geist was
tossing cupcakes across.
Speaker 2: The room, coughing cup cupcakes, tossing they were they frosted,
they were frosted.
Speaker 6: She'd leave the room, her cat was in there. She'd
come back and the cupcakes were across the room. But
it had to be a ghost or poulter guys.
Speaker 4: Something, not the cat. Yeah.
Speaker 9: See, I'm convinced if I, like, if I did have
a ghost or a polter geist, I would just blame
it on my cats and never know.
Speaker 4: Now, yeah, how you know right? You don't have to
worry about it. So thank you, Barbara. We appreciate that.
We appreciate listen to our pornographic cast stories. We do
so we'll touch you soon. Okay, do you want any
of us on your shows anytime soon?
Speaker 6: I will get in touch with you.
Speaker 4: That's a note. That's a soft note. Thank you, Biber.
We'll talk to you soon. Call me. I'll call you exactly.
Speaker 6: Oh how my people call your people?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you if they can find them. Thank you, Bob,
thank you, bye, Thank you Barbara. Good to see you. Hey, Bruce,
gotta say yeah, thats okay. I'm sure Bobby doesn't want
me on it. That's all right. She'll let you know down.
That's all right. That's okay, ying and yang, thank you Bruce, okay,
yanks win for in a row. Why not?
Speaker 14: It's well, well, Freddie Freeman, just hit it to run home.
Speaker 4: It's not gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, it's it's I'd like
I thought it would go. I thought would be a
battle for seven games. But don't look it. Oh on,
thank you Max? All right, yeah, thanks for well not
just soon okay, Oh go ahead, okay, see by Bruce Folk.
Let's see who's next. Okay. Susan Kay, Susan Kay, thank you, Susan.
How can I say goodbye to you?
Speaker 12: Don't just say I'll see you later. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Okay. I still have that picture of you dressed up
like me a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 10: I'm very proud of that, and I think it was
the screenshot of Raven and I knew it's it was
very well done.
Speaker 4: Okay, maybe I'm looking at it too much, who knows? Okay,
Susan kay, thank you. Your hostag is okay, Tony what's
his name? Rudy Rudy.
Speaker 12: Rudy Rudy is in finishing school for a month.
Speaker 4: Really yeah, yeah, because I've.
Speaker 10: Been working him here, but I don't have the time
to get him to do certain things and behave a
little better. So Okay, he's at someone else's farm for
about a month. Oh really yeah, yeah, so I get
him back, so everything's fine.
Speaker 4: He's not doing the things you want him to do.
Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 6: So I.
Speaker 10: I'm a just for fun writer, so I need him
to do things that I don't know how to teach
him to do. Okay, all right, because I want to
jump and be safe jumping on him. So he's at
like a like a refresher course.
Speaker 4: Right, sure, right, if you want one one to come
down and slap them around a little bit, he will
listen what you just said. We can edit that into
something that.
Speaker 12: Yeah. Please, That's why I was like, maybe I shouldn't
say anything. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry. Thank you, sus Okay, thank you for everything.
Speaker 12: Okay, thank you for having me. I love you all.
And it's to see.
Speaker 4: Susie best. Still. Thank you for joining us in dressing
up for us, just for you really doing the show.
This is just the warm up right where the green
Tuesday and she's going to a party. Thanks sus if
you're joining us, we appreciate it.
Speaker 9: You're very welcome.
Speaker 11: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: You have one the half cats right, one and half?
Speaker 9: Yeah, and okay, alright, oh yeah two and a half
if you count the one that's possibly a demon as
a full one in the tattoo is half.
Speaker 4: Yes. So will you come up to kittens some night
with us? You expressed interest a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 9: Well not after Ashley just called it the litter box.
Speaker 4: Ashley, why would you do that.
Speaker 16: I've only been there for those two people. Besides that,
I know nothing.
Speaker 13: We can always go to Tens.
Speaker 11: Up grade a far higher quality.
Speaker 12: It's not.
Speaker 11: Right here they do rotate the girls.
Speaker 4: Well listen, can I quick keen story? So so this
will be quick right, I mean? So, anyway, so in
my marriage vows it says you can't go to the
strip clubs. Okay, but there was like it out they
see Bruce going what and my friend mik Plan, who
some of us know didn't have his bachelor partty. So
in this twenty year anniversary he called me up and
said can we go out? So I said, okay, I
got there, it got the okay, I got the exception. Right,
So we go down to Tens. Now this is no
belly button man and me. Right, We're sitting there and
you're in a you know, the stage, and the stage
comes out to each table type thing. You know, the
dancers are going to pay attention to you. They walk
right by us. Yeah, we had money up on the table,
money up, and it was what's the matter with us?
We don't look cops, really do we?
Speaker 11: There's nothing illegal about it anyway.
Speaker 4: No, I know, but but I don't know, you know.
So they Yeah, they kept passing in front of us.
Denomination of money, right exactly.
Speaker 11: Can't be choosers in that situation, you know.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, that's it doesn't make me feel any better,
but thank you mans Susie, Thank you very much.
Speaker 9: Okay, I just like to say Ashley is my favorite
person on the show.
Speaker 11: Now really sorry, I've never done anything like this before
and I'm not well.
Speaker 4: Okay, does comfortable, Susie. Thank you, Susie. We appreciate it.
We'll have fun in your ten o'clock show.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you, I will.
Speaker 4: Okay, So should I tell you much? Can I tell
you about our fan mail?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Now, I'll tell you awfully. I got you'll appreciate if
I thought. I'm sorry, Oh come on, sorry to tease you.
They said they're read for the mail. There you go. Okay,
what I don't get it, they'll see thank you one one,
thanks you, switch gets it. Thank you Switchy. We appreciate it.
Speaker 8: My pleasure.
Speaker 4: Cruci. Yeah, thank you, actually, thank you all. Thank you
well Walmart, thank you, Warnie, You're welcome my pleasure. Okay,
I get you report tomorrow. Okay, okay, thank you. So
it's time of the plugs. Right yep, oh, this should
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