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Speaker 2: It was tempting here for me to fire off the
Speaker 2: Florida man theme music here, but I really, First off,
Speaker 2: I don't think any self respecting Florida man would fall
Speaker 2: into this trap. And second, it's not a Florida man. Well,
Speaker 2: there's somebody it sounds like, visiting or new to Florida
Speaker 2: from Saudi Arabia who fell into this situation at Oz
Speaker 2: Gentleman's Club in Tampa.
Speaker 1: Been there?
Speaker 2: Uh you been os right? I have no idea probably
Speaker 2: twenty one year old guy from Saudi Arabia. What is
Speaker 2: this dude's name? Wean't see here. I have it on
Speaker 2: his next page. Sultan all no fannie, Sultan all full nan.
Speaker 2: He's twenty one. He found himself in oz Gentleman's club
Speaker 2: early Sunday morning, about one in the morning, and.
Speaker 1: Uh, nothing good happen.
Speaker 2: And then he he made a call to the emergency
Speaker 2: nine one one line, infuriated that he had requested sex
Speaker 2: from a staff member after giving them three hundred dollars,
Speaker 2: where they took him into the private champagne room but
Speaker 2: did not sex him up in the thirty minute session
Speaker 2: that Sultan paid for. So we called police.
Speaker 1: That was the perfect thing to do.
Speaker 2: Call nine one more and we're quick to inform him
Speaker 2: that those types of services don't come in they champagne room.
Speaker 2: We all know that from the song years ago. That
Speaker 2: doesn't there's no sex in the champagne.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Sultan, you're you're not back in Saudi.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 2: This is why he's confused. This there's no strip clubs
Speaker 2: in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is even pretty much frowned upon.
Speaker 2: So he's loaded and in a in a strip club.
Speaker 1: So but how do they always have like an entire
Speaker 1: floor here in they bring all their mischief over here.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not it's there. It's there.
Speaker 1: They're letting their inners in, their inner hornings out.
Speaker 2: Yes, their repressed horniness is floats to the top here
Speaker 2: in the United States. He was still on the phone
Speaker 2: with the nine to one one operator when the police rise.
Speaker 3: Came A three hundred dollars. She did not sex me up?
Speaker 1: Somebody somebody text in strip club DJ oh hell yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, charity just to get three hundred dollars. Thank you, Sultan, Sultan.
Speaker 3: Everybody giving up for Sultan who is currently on the
Speaker 3: phone with nine to one one.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, Sultan. There is uh opportunities you may
Speaker 2: want to go to, uh perhaps more CD one.
Speaker 1: I wasn't gonna say I was gonna say I would
Speaker 1: say it, let's mainStreet. Well, I've been to some cedier
Speaker 1: ones over there on a few bachelor parties where I
Speaker 1: was jaw dropped. I was honestly just looking, gon, wow,
Speaker 1: we're not in Orlando anymore.
Speaker 2: Boy.
Speaker 1: I watched one walk back with father son combo.
Speaker 2: Oh god, uh huh wow. Yeah, it was a little awkward.
Speaker 2: Back to the Florida man thing, though no Florida man
Speaker 2: would think, oh you already established Florida.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I just wanted to be clear there, all right,
Speaker 2: onto this deal here. The New York Times just did
Speaker 2: a big feature on how rich people have become bored
Speaker 2: with wine. They're moving on from the wine tastings and
Speaker 2: collecting wine to fine water. There's actually now fine water
Speaker 2: tastings and competitions that take place. In fact, there was
Speaker 2: recently one in Atlanta where where one hundred and seven
Speaker 2: different types of mineral water from around the world competed
Speaker 2: for titles and accolades.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess it's better for him health wise,
Speaker 1: But that's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: They had. Well, here's one of these fine water connoisseur.
Speaker 2: This guy apparently was in on the ground floor of
Speaker 2: this whole thing about ten years ago.
Speaker 4: I started Fine Waters twenty years ago, and for the
Speaker 4: next ten years, no journalists talked to minute because.
Speaker 2: Now I'm in the champagne room at OZ.
Speaker 4: It's just a crazy idea. What is just what are
Speaker 4: you talking about? And over the last ten years we
Speaker 4: see a significant change. And over the last years, especially
Speaker 4: after the pandemic, when people suddenly paid a little bit
Speaker 4: more attention. It's exploding.
Speaker 2: One of the competition winners this year was melted snow
Speaker 2: that had been filtered through Peruvian volcanic rock. The judges
Speaker 2: also taste tested one made from the mist gathered gathered
Speaker 2: from a pine forest in Tasmania.
Speaker 5: I hear these people are there, are going there fruitcakes,
Speaker 5: complete and utter fruitcakes. Somebody texted in schools out so
Speaker 5: the day crew got better. He's referring to to UH
Speaker 5: state colleges.
Speaker 2: I believe, yes, yeah, sure, sure that's a point. I suppose.
Speaker 1: Hey, Pat, I'm going this water tasting on Friday. What
Speaker 1: do you think I think I'd rather sit home and
Speaker 1: do nothing than that. Yeah, so I get what what
Speaker 1: are the wine experts called some samal layers or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they now have the water fine water version of.
Speaker 2: Those eight two l or there's God, and then there's
Speaker 2: this an undergrad student at Brown University.
Speaker 1: Remember my my dad walked into the convenience store about
Speaker 1: probably twenty five years ago, and it was when he
Speaker 1: was a drug counselor, and he's, you know, cruising all
Speaker 1: over the state. So she's like, goes to the store
Speaker 1: and grabs a bottle of water, and the lady goes, oh,
Speaker 1: that's just the frillis that's a fancy water Ziphyr Hills.
Speaker 1: Fancy it was zat Zephyr Hills zip frills.
Speaker 2: Dad, just go on top shelf out back before UH
Speaker 2: everybody had a plastic bottle in their hand twenty four
Speaker 2: to seven.
Speaker 1: That would have been big in the UH water tasting competitions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you just slip in. You know. A student, an
Speaker 2: undergrad student at Brown University named Alex Sha came up
Speaker 2: with an idea to do for an undergrad project for
Speaker 2: this past semester, and it definitely got the university's attention,
Speaker 2: and he's now the subject of an investigation as to
Speaker 2: whether or not they're going to hit him with any
Speaker 2: kind of misconduct penalties after he stole an idea page
Speaker 2: out of Elon Musk's handbook. Here, Alex noticed that Brown
Speaker 2: University employees nearly four thousand non faculty employees, and Alex
Speaker 2: got to wondering, why in the world would a university
Speaker 2: this size need four thousand non university employees. So he
Speaker 2: created an algorithm and gathered and did some data crunching
Speaker 2: and got personal email and work email address of all
Speaker 2: of these four thousand employees, and then sent him an
Speaker 2: Elon Musk type email asking each of them to please
Speaker 2: respond with what exactly they do for the university.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, you did not do your thesis or whatever
Speaker 1: it is on the school ripping them.
Speaker 2: That's gonna see this is this where he's going with
Speaker 2: this is one of these reasons why why tuition is
Speaker 2: so high waisted money. You're just blowing money and paying
Speaker 2: all these people. So the school caught wind of this
Speaker 2: and shut this thing down again.
Speaker 1: You don't do your thesis or whatever it is, burying
Speaker 1: your own school.
Speaker 2: By the way, tuition there is ninety three thousand.
Speaker 1: Dollars a great school.
Speaker 2: Ye. Apparently if you need help with anything, there's nearly
Speaker 2: four thousand people ready to jump to action.
Speaker 1: I have a shirt from there, right next to my
Speaker 1: Harbord shirt where that that's the conversation starter. Oh so
Speaker 1: you went to Harvard.
Speaker 2: Huh When you say you went to what exactly do
Speaker 2: you mean? I walked by the candle.
Speaker 3: Right stall one one.
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