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<v Speaker 1>One o one with Linchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Orlando's rock station one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 2>j r R. A last day of winning before you

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<v Speaker 2>can buy him passes to go out to Vegas for

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<v Speaker 2>our iHeartRadio Music Festival in September, big two night events.

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<v Speaker 2>You and a guest will be on your way if

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<v Speaker 2>you win, and we'll send you with one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Right around nine oh five is when you get the

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<v Speaker 2>first keyword of the three opportunities today to win.

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<v Speaker 1>And you text that off to two HUNDERD two hundred

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<v Speaker 1>will remind you as we get closer to the word

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<v Speaker 1>being given out.

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<v Speaker 2>It was tempting here for me to fire off the

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<v Speaker 2>Florida man theme music here, but I really, First off,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think any self respecting Florida man would fall

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<v Speaker 2>into this trap. And second, it's not a Florida man. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>there's somebody it sounds like, visiting or new to Florida

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<v Speaker 2>from Saudi Arabia who fell into this situation at Oz

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<v Speaker 2>Gentleman's Club in Tampa.

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<v Speaker 1>Been there?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh you been os right? I have no idea probably

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<v Speaker 2>twenty one year old guy from Saudi Arabia. What is

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<v Speaker 2>this dude's name? Wean't see here. I have it on

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<v Speaker 2>his next page. Sultan all no fannie, Sultan all full nan.

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<v Speaker 2>He's twenty one. He found himself in oz Gentleman's club

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<v Speaker 2>early Sunday morning, about one in the morning, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, nothing good happen.

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<v Speaker 2>And then he he made a call to the emergency

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<v Speaker 2>nine one one line, infuriated that he had requested sex

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<v Speaker 2>from a staff member after giving them three hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>where they took him into the private champagne room but

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<v Speaker 2>did not sex him up in the thirty minute session

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<v Speaker 2>that Sultan paid for. So we called police.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the perfect thing to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Call nine one more and we're quick to inform him

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<v Speaker 2>that those types of services don't come in they champagne room.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know that from the song years ago. That

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't there's no sex in the champagne.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Sultan, you're you're not back in Saudi.

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<v Speaker 3>He was.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why he's confused. This there's no strip clubs

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<v Speaker 2>in Saudi Arabia. Drinking is even pretty much frowned upon.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's loaded and in a in a strip club.

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<v Speaker 1>So but how do they always have like an entire

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<v Speaker 1>floor here in they bring all their mischief over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not it's there. It's there.

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<v Speaker 1>They're letting their inners in, their inner hornings out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, their repressed horniness is floats to the top here

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States. He was still on the phone

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<v Speaker 2>with the nine to one one operator when the police rise.

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<v Speaker 3>Came A three hundred dollars. She did not sex me up?

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody somebody text in strip club DJ oh hell yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, charity just to get three hundred dollars. Thank you, Sultan, Sultan.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody giving up for Sultan who is currently on the

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<v Speaker 3>phone with nine to one one.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh hell yeah, Sultan. There is uh opportunities you may

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<v Speaker 2>want to go to, uh perhaps more CD one.

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna say I was gonna say I would

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<v Speaker 1>say it, let's mainStreet. Well, I've been to some cedier

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<v Speaker 1>ones over there on a few bachelor parties where I

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<v Speaker 1>was jaw dropped. I was honestly just looking, gon, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not in Orlando anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I watched one walk back with father son combo.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, uh huh wow. Yeah, it was a little awkward.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to the Florida man thing, though no Florida man

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<v Speaker 2>would think, oh you already established Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I just wanted to be clear there, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>onto this deal here. The New York Times just did

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<v Speaker 2>a big feature on how rich people have become bored

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<v Speaker 2>with wine. They're moving on from the wine tastings and

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<v Speaker 2>collecting wine to fine water. There's actually now fine water

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<v Speaker 2>tastings and competitions that take place. In fact, there was

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<v Speaker 2>recently one in Atlanta where where one hundred and seven

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<v Speaker 2>different types of mineral water from around the world competed

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<v Speaker 2>for titles and accolades.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I guess it's better for him health wise,

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<v Speaker 1>But that's about the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 2>They had. Well, here's one of these fine water connoisseur.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy apparently was in on the ground floor of

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<v Speaker 2>this whole thing about ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 4>I started Fine Waters twenty years ago, and for the

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<v Speaker 4>next ten years, no journalists talked to minute because.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I'm in the champagne room at OZ.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just a crazy idea. What is just what are

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<v Speaker 4>you talking about? And over the last ten years we

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<v Speaker 4>see a significant change. And over the last years, especially

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<v Speaker 4>after the pandemic, when people suddenly paid a little bit

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<v Speaker 4>more attention. It's exploding.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the competition winners this year was melted snow

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<v Speaker 2>that had been filtered through Peruvian volcanic rock. The judges

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<v Speaker 2>also taste tested one made from the mist gathered gathered

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<v Speaker 2>from a pine forest in Tasmania.

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<v Speaker 5>I hear these people are there, are going there fruitcakes,

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<v Speaker 5>complete and utter fruitcakes. Somebody texted in schools out so

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<v Speaker 5>the day crew got better. He's referring to to UH

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<v Speaker 5>state colleges.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe, yes, yeah, sure, sure that's a point. I suppose.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Pat, I'm going this water tasting on Friday. What

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<v Speaker 1>do you think I think I'd rather sit home and

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<v Speaker 1>do nothing than that. Yeah, so I get what what

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<v Speaker 1>are the wine experts called some samal layers or whatever. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they now have the water fine water version of.

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<v Speaker 2>Those eight two l or there's God, and then there's

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<v Speaker 2>this an undergrad student at Brown University.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember my my dad walked into the convenience store about

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<v Speaker 1>probably twenty five years ago, and it was when he

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<v Speaker 1>was a drug counselor, and he's, you know, cruising all

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<v Speaker 1>over the state. So she's like, goes to the store

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<v Speaker 1>and grabs a bottle of water, and the lady goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just the frillis that's a fancy water Ziphyr Hills.

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<v Speaker 1>Fancy it was zat Zephyr Hills zip frills.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad, just go on top shelf out back before UH

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<v Speaker 2>everybody had a plastic bottle in their hand twenty four

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<v Speaker 2>to seven.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been big in the UH water tasting competitions.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you just slip in. You know. A student, an

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<v Speaker 2>undergrad student at Brown University named Alex Sha came up

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<v Speaker 2>with an idea to do for an undergrad project for

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<v Speaker 2>this past semester, and it definitely got the university's attention,

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<v Speaker 2>and he's now the subject of an investigation as to

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<v Speaker 2>whether or not they're going to hit him with any

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<v Speaker 2>kind of misconduct penalties after he stole an idea page

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<v Speaker 2>out of Elon Musk's handbook. Here, Alex noticed that Brown

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<v Speaker 2>University employees nearly four thousand non faculty employees, and Alex

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<v Speaker 2>got to wondering, why in the world would a university

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<v Speaker 2>this size need four thousand non university employees. So he

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<v Speaker 2>created an algorithm and gathered and did some data crunching

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<v Speaker 2>and got personal email and work email address of all

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<v Speaker 2>of these four thousand employees, and then sent him an

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<v Speaker 2>Elon Musk type email asking each of them to please

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<v Speaker 2>respond with what exactly they do for the university.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, listen, you did not do your thesis or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>it is on the school ripping them.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gonna see this is this where he's going with

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<v Speaker 2>this is one of these reasons why why tuition is

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<v Speaker 2>so high waisted money. You're just blowing money and paying

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<v Speaker 2>all these people. So the school caught wind of this

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<v Speaker 2>and shut this thing down again.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do your thesis or whatever it is, burying

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<v Speaker 1>your own school.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, tuition there is ninety three thousand.

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<v Speaker 1>Dollars a great school.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye. Apparently if you need help with anything, there's nearly

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand people ready to jump to action.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a shirt from there, right next to my

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<v Speaker 1>Harbord shirt where that that's the conversation starter. Oh so

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<v Speaker 1>you went to Harvard.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh When you say you went to what exactly do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean? I walked by the candle.

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<v Speaker 3>Right stall one one.

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