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Speaker 2: mean to blindside you and cause you any undue stress
Speaker 2: or concern with this story, but I know how important
Speaker 2: this subject is to not only you, myself and many
Speaker 2: of our listeners.
Speaker 1: Cheez well, no, we read that earlier. Who's so hot? Oh?
Speaker 2: Shakira has concerting news. Columbian superstar Shakira canceled her concert
Speaker 2: in Lima, Peru last night after being hospitalized. WHOAOA, What's
Speaker 2: going on in the hospital? Did she have a temperature
Speaker 2: because she's so hot?
Speaker 1: Abdominal condition. Really no, only he's making the pregnant symbol.
Speaker 1: Uh uh is do they say.
Speaker 2: That she was hospitalized last night? She uh posted to
Speaker 2: her Instagram and x accounts that she was currently hospitalized
Speaker 2: and doctors informed her she was in no condition to perform,
Speaker 2: and she said she was very sad that she was
Speaker 2: not able to take the stage and has it's been
Speaker 2: deeply emotional and exciting to return to Peru and she
Speaker 2: just she's beside herself, hoping, hoping that they'll figure out
Speaker 2: what's wrong and maybe release her today.
Speaker 3: It's nothing serious. You can't you can't can't have them
Speaker 3: them hips that don't lie, you know, the non lying hips.
Speaker 3: You can't have those shaking when you got a sword belly.
Speaker 3: You think of me up there if I had to
Speaker 3: shake my hips and I had a you know, bob
Speaker 3: belly going on.
Speaker 1: If you know what I'm talking about. Sure, definitely have
Speaker 1: empathy for you, for sure. All right, so.
Speaker 2: We are thinking about your Shakira.
Speaker 1: Hang in there, ton, All right, let's.
Speaker 2: Go to Passeic County, New Jersey. All right, let's go
Speaker 2: over this again. Every so often you get these dudes
Speaker 2: who have a fascination with swords.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, we used to have one on the show
Speaker 3: Gamble was a sword guy. Right. He's like, you know,
Speaker 3: even if you couldn't afford to fill the gas tank,
Speaker 3: you're about to run out of gas.
Speaker 1: But if they're selling a sword out of Mega con, WHOA,
Speaker 1: that's fine.
Speaker 2: If that's a hobby or something like that or a collection,
Speaker 2: we're not You know what happens total where you have
Speaker 2: to kind of draw the line and think that there's
Speaker 2: going to be some expectations as to the outcome is
Speaker 2: when you brandish not one, but two of those swords
Speaker 2: in your cul to sack, swinging them wildly in the
Speaker 2: close proximity of your neighbors in a violent manner, to
Speaker 2: the point where they call police who arrive, and then
Speaker 2: you proceed to continue to swing the swords and a
Speaker 2: sword loses to gun.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's no question. And you know what, well, this
Speaker 3: could be where the guy is mentally unstable.
Speaker 2: Thirty four year old is well. Speaking of stable, I
Speaker 2: don't know about mentally, but physically he's in stable condition
Speaker 2: but critical after being shot by the police when he
Speaker 2: swung the swords out him.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's what happens. Play dumb games. You
Speaker 1: knows deal? All right, we had a headline of the
Speaker 1: week and earlier in the show.
Speaker 3: Because see, if he's not mental, you just drop him
Speaker 3: and save the taxpayers the dollars.
Speaker 1: He's threatening people with the sword. Okay, now what.
Speaker 2: We had an early headline of the week contender in
Speaker 2: the five o'clock Idiotology this morning. Do you want to
Speaker 2: refresh that just for comparing contrast purposes for those who
Speaker 2: might not have been up at the crack of dawn.
Speaker 1: Drunk Florida man.
Speaker 3: Hits a pole and sits outside seven to eleven with
Speaker 3: no pants on.
Speaker 1: That happened in Fruitland Park. I'm ready to write this
Speaker 1: headline of the week. I have feel this one's gonna
Speaker 1: be better.
Speaker 2: Shark bites off Canadian woman's hands when she tries to
Speaker 2: take a photo. All right, hold on, I told you
Speaker 2: I feel like a bad person for laughing at this,
Speaker 2: But come on, you're getting the vision this right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's sitting here with no hands. Now she's they
Speaker 3: were gonna use a phone again she attempted.
Speaker 2: This Canadian tourist lost both hands when she attempted to
Speaker 2: take a photo of a shark near a turks and
Speaker 2: Keko's Beach. She was waiting in the shallows and tried
Speaker 2: to engage the shark so she could capture a picture.
Speaker 2: This is when the shark said, get out of my
Speaker 2: face and bit both of her hands off. This occurred
Speaker 2: at the beach in Blue Hills. I'm still writing all
Speaker 2: this down.
Speaker 3: Take a pick, Okay, so I have shark bites off
Speaker 3: Canadian woman's hands when she was trying to take a picture.
Speaker 3: When you first started that, before you got to the
Speaker 3: take a picture of art, I thought that it was
Speaker 3: gonna be shark bites off both of her hands because
Speaker 3: she was doing the old punch it in the nose,
Speaker 3: you know how they always say, give it a slug,
Speaker 3: and it just went. She was doing a you know,
Speaker 3: double up and then just grab one and the next.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you were a shark, a man eating shark,
Speaker 2: would you eat men on a regular basis?
Speaker 1: Probably you don't. People. People would be a better term.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Would you be a nice shark or a bloodthirsty shark?
Speaker 1: You're hungry man, you gotta eat I've had.
Speaker 3: If you if you were you and you.
Speaker 1: You could eat steak or just veggies, it would be it.
Speaker 2: Would be a Jaws sense of chaos on near any
Speaker 2: beach that I lurked off of. Let me put it
Speaker 2: to you that way, the great.
Speaker 3: White lynch lurking right here along that coastline.
Speaker 2: Any shaped size, whatever. If you're in my path, you're
Speaker 2: in my belly.
Speaker 1: You going for that big massive tune over there?
Speaker 2: Nope, Nope, I'm going for Larry was visiting with his
Speaker 2: family from Indiana.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice pale scandal, Larry.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take him slowly though, grab a leg, and
Speaker 3: then watch him hobble around, drink the bloody water for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Right, Oh, you you make a lingering depth, and then I'm.
Speaker 3: Still just enjoying the It's almost like a bloody Mary,
Speaker 3: but it's a bloody Larry. Yeah. So he's hey, Larry,
Speaker 3: how was your trip to the beach? No, what happened
Speaker 3: to your legs? Because then I'm coming back by to
Speaker 3: get the other leg, And then he's gonna just be
Speaker 3: sitting there like bobbing right, like up and down, and
Speaker 3: then I'm coming in for the big Like how they
Speaker 3: eat the seals, I'm coming up underneath them, just going hu.
Speaker 1: I'm sitting. If you're a shark, you gotta be a boss.
Speaker 3: It's just now Larry's wife's flying home without him. She
Speaker 3: has to call and refund his money.
Speaker 1: And then this is a kind of random.
Speaker 3: This is in some he said, I nominate the Canadian
Speaker 3: broad her idiot.
Speaker 1: Of the week off both for hands out of out.
Speaker 3: Out of the two headlines of the week that we
Speaker 3: had on this Monday morning, that one definitely, don't you agree?
Speaker 3: Beat sitting with no pants and seven on parkat.
Speaker 1: After running into the concrete bullard.
Speaker 3: All right, somebody said, oh, Larry might be Larry might
Speaker 3: be from Gary.
Speaker 1: Then you're in trouble. Uh huh. I don't know many
Speaker 1: Indiana sharks.
Speaker 2: All right, uh And then this is just completely random
Speaker 2: with them England. I guess they've got some unruled, unruly
Speaker 2: in library, unruly library goers to the point where they're
Speaker 2: going to start outfitting the town's librarians with body cameras.
Speaker 2: I'll show you rising incidents of anti social behavior.
Speaker 1: What am I doing? Talking too loudly? Leave goes a
Speaker 1: library library thug gang. I know we'll get our librarian's
Speaker 1: body cameras. That'll show them. How about you give each
Speaker 1: of them a taser?
Speaker 3: Sh are are