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<v Speaker 1>One on one with Linchintaco.

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock Station one O one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>Just a friendly reminder. You've got Rock the Band cash

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<v Speaker 2>those keywords. Maybe when yourself one thousand bucks, that'd be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>What else can you win? You can win?

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<v Speaker 3>Sold out my Chemical Romance tickets right now on our

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<v Speaker 3>ja or our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, we played voting open for another fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you qualify for that three offspring tunes to

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<v Speaker 2>choose from this morning. You tell us which one one

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<v Speaker 2>with the most votes plays, and then we randomly pick

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<v Speaker 2>someone for the concert tickets. All right, Hey, I don't

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<v Speaker 2>mean to blindside you and cause you any undue stress

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<v Speaker 2>or concern with this story, but I know how important

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<v Speaker 2>this subject is to not only you, myself and many

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<v Speaker 2>of our listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Cheez well, no, we read that earlier. Who's so hot? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Shakira has concerting news. Columbian superstar Shakira canceled her concert

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<v Speaker 2>in Lima, Peru last night after being hospitalized. WHOAOA, What's

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<v Speaker 2>going on in the hospital? Did she have a temperature

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<v Speaker 2>because she's so hot?

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<v Speaker 1>Abdominal condition. Really no, only he's making the pregnant symbol.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh is do they say.

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<v Speaker 2>That she was hospitalized last night? She uh posted to

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<v Speaker 2>her Instagram and x accounts that she was currently hospitalized

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<v Speaker 2>and doctors informed her she was in no condition to perform,

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<v Speaker 2>and she said she was very sad that she was

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<v Speaker 2>not able to take the stage and has it's been

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<v Speaker 2>deeply emotional and exciting to return to Peru and she

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<v Speaker 2>just she's beside herself, hoping, hoping that they'll figure out

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<v Speaker 2>what's wrong and maybe release her today.

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<v Speaker 3>It's nothing serious. You can't you can't can't have them

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<v Speaker 3>them hips that don't lie, you know, the non lying hips.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't have those shaking when you got a sword belly.

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<v Speaker 3>You think of me up there if I had to

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<v Speaker 3>shake my hips and I had a you know, bob

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<v Speaker 3>belly going on.

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<v Speaker 1>If you know what I'm talking about. Sure, definitely have

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<v Speaker 1>empathy for you, for sure. All right, so.

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<v Speaker 2>We are thinking about your Shakira.

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<v Speaker 1>Hang in there, ton, All right, let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Go to Passeic County, New Jersey. All right, let's go

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<v Speaker 2>over this again. Every so often you get these dudes

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<v Speaker 2>who have a fascination with swords.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, Yeah, we used to have one on the show

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<v Speaker 3>Gamble was a sword guy. Right. He's like, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>even if you couldn't afford to fill the gas tank,

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<v Speaker 3>you're about to run out of gas.

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<v Speaker 1>But if they're selling a sword out of Mega con, WHOA,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>If that's a hobby or something like that or a collection,

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<v Speaker 2>we're not You know what happens total where you have

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<v Speaker 2>to kind of draw the line and think that there's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be some expectations as to the outcome is

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<v Speaker 2>when you brandish not one, but two of those swords

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<v Speaker 2>in your cul to sack, swinging them wildly in the

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<v Speaker 2>close proximity of your neighbors in a violent manner, to

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<v Speaker 2>the point where they call police who arrive, and then

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<v Speaker 2>you proceed to continue to swing the swords and a

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<v Speaker 2>sword loses to gun.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, there's no question. And you know what, well, this

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<v Speaker 3>could be where the guy is mentally unstable.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty four year old is well. Speaking of stable, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know about mentally, but physically he's in stable condition

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<v Speaker 2>but critical after being shot by the police when he

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<v Speaker 2>swung the swords out him.

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<v Speaker 1>There you go, that's what happens. Play dumb games. You

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<v Speaker 1>knows deal? All right, we had a headline of the

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<v Speaker 1>week and earlier in the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Because see, if he's not mental, you just drop him

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<v Speaker 3>and save the taxpayers the dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>He's threatening people with the sword. Okay, now what.

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<v Speaker 2>We had an early headline of the week contender in

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<v Speaker 2>the five o'clock Idiotology this morning. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>refresh that just for comparing contrast purposes for those who

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<v Speaker 2>might not have been up at the crack of dawn.

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<v Speaker 1>Drunk Florida man.

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<v Speaker 3>Hits a pole and sits outside seven to eleven with

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<v Speaker 3>no pants on.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened in Fruitland Park. I'm ready to write this

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<v Speaker 1>headline of the week. I have feel this one's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be better.

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<v Speaker 2>Shark bites off Canadian woman's hands when she tries to

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<v Speaker 2>take a photo. All right, hold on, I told you

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like a bad person for laughing at this,

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<v Speaker 2>But come on, you're getting the vision this right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, she's sitting here with no hands. Now she's they

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<v Speaker 3>were gonna use a phone again she attempted.

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<v Speaker 2>This Canadian tourist lost both hands when she attempted to

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<v Speaker 2>take a photo of a shark near a turks and

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<v Speaker 2>Keko's Beach. She was waiting in the shallows and tried

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<v Speaker 2>to engage the shark so she could capture a picture.

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<v Speaker 2>This is when the shark said, get out of my

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<v Speaker 2>face and bit both of her hands off. This occurred

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<v Speaker 2>at the beach in Blue Hills. I'm still writing all

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<v Speaker 2>this down.

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<v Speaker 3>Take a pick, Okay, so I have shark bites off

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<v Speaker 3>Canadian woman's hands when she was trying to take a picture.

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<v Speaker 3>When you first started that, before you got to the

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<v Speaker 3>take a picture of art, I thought that it was

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<v Speaker 3>gonna be shark bites off both of her hands because

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<v Speaker 3>she was doing the old punch it in the nose,

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<v Speaker 3>you know how they always say, give it a slug,

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<v Speaker 3>and it just went. She was doing a you know,

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<v Speaker 3>double up and then just grab one and the next.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, if you were a shark, a man eating shark,

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<v Speaker 2>would you eat men on a regular basis?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably you don't. People. People would be a better term.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you be a nice shark or a bloodthirsty shark?

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<v Speaker 1>You're hungry man, you gotta eat I've had.

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<v Speaker 3>If you if you were you and you.

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<v Speaker 1>You could eat steak or just veggies, it would be it.

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<v Speaker 2>Would be a Jaws sense of chaos on near any

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<v Speaker 2>beach that I lurked off of. Let me put it

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<v Speaker 2>to you that way, the great.

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<v Speaker 3>White lynch lurking right here along that coastline.

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<v Speaker 2>Any shaped size, whatever. If you're in my path, you're

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<v Speaker 2>in my belly.

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<v Speaker 1>You going for that big massive tune over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, Nope, I'm going for Larry was visiting with his

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<v Speaker 2>family from Indiana.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, nice pale scandal, Larry.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna take him slowly though, grab a leg, and

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<v Speaker 3>then watch him hobble around, drink the bloody water for

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Oh, you you make a lingering depth, and then I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Still just enjoying the It's almost like a bloody Mary,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's a bloody Larry. Yeah. So he's hey, Larry,

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<v Speaker 3>how was your trip to the beach? No, what happened

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<v Speaker 3>to your legs? Because then I'm coming back by to

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<v Speaker 3>get the other leg, And then he's gonna just be

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there like bobbing right, like up and down, and

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<v Speaker 3>then I'm coming in for the big Like how they

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<v Speaker 3>eat the seals, I'm coming up underneath them, just going hu.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sitting. If you're a shark, you gotta be a boss.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just now Larry's wife's flying home without him. She

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<v Speaker 3>has to call and refund his money.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this is a kind of random.

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<v Speaker 3>This is in some he said, I nominate the Canadian

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<v Speaker 3>broad her idiot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the week off both for hands out of out.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of the two headlines of the week that we

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<v Speaker 3>had on this Monday morning, that one definitely, don't you agree?

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<v Speaker 3>Beat sitting with no pants and seven on parkat.

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<v Speaker 1>After running into the concrete bullard.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, somebody said, oh, Larry might be Larry might

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<v Speaker 3>be from Gary.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're in trouble. Uh huh. I don't know many

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<v Speaker 1>Indiana sharks.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, uh And then this is just completely random

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<v Speaker 2>with them England. I guess they've got some unruled, unruly

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<v Speaker 2>in library, unruly library goers to the point where they're

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<v Speaker 2>going to start outfitting the town's librarians with body cameras.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll show you rising incidents of anti social behavior.

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<v Speaker 1>What am I doing? Talking too loudly? Leave goes a

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<v Speaker 1>library library thug gang. I know we'll get our librarian's

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<v Speaker 1>body cameras. That'll show them. How about you give each

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<v Speaker 1>of them a taser?

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<v Speaker 3>Sh are are