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her and Jess are officially done. Also, he'd fuck a

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mailbox if it consents. I love you, Kyle.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode

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of another below Deck podcast. Not what the show is

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called anybore, but it used to be. It's bad TV.

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I'm Dylan. That's pat permission.

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Speaker 1: To come aboard.

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Speaker 2: Hey dude, Hey, are how you doing?

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Speaker 1: Doing pretty good? It's a buzzball Friday.

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Speaker 2: You're out of buzzballs though, Well, but the audio for that,

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because you were pretty pretty pissed drunk towards the end

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of that last time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh no, yeah,

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Well that's some pretty embarrassing stuff I did. Yeah, got

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into politics. You don't remember, No, Oh.

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Speaker 1: My god, I never get into politics.

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Speaker 2: I know. That's what was so weird about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, well, I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 2: Maybe old power Nancy Pelosi's heavies for no, like, just

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what the fuck?

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Speaker 1: And her like her portfolio was I getting into that?

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Speaker 2: You're talking, Well, you briefly mentioned the portfolio, but then

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you got into how her husband invited that gay guy

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Speaker 1: Tried to kill him.

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Speaker 2: I was like, what do you do? And why are

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we talking about this?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: All right, so it's buzzball Friday. I hope you're having

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a happy buzzball Friday on this Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The Patriot dot Gov, Slash and other podcast that work

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Donny a little or a little bit more. Go to

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the review section Spotify comments all that stuff we want

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to hear from you. Thank you for engaging with the show.

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Thank you for supporting Meat and pat pat.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's up, bitch, not much, just ready to recap

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some below deck.

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Speaker 2: What are you doing tonight? Uh?

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Speaker 1: My wife has reservations for a sushi restaurant called Sushi Uzu. Yeah,

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and uh we'll be enjoying that. Yeah, and then we'll

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come home and we'll probably uh watch a movie with the.

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Speaker 2: Kids, The Edge with Anthony Hopkins.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, we're into cars right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Pixars cars. You know, Patrick and his wife go

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on and I shouldn't wait into these waters because people

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are it's gonna be so annoying. I think that's great.

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They go on a fucking date every Friday. It's so ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: I have to you gotta keep that. You gotta be

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connected with your partner.

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: I never understood all that stuff that people used to

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give what relationship advice and be like, yeah, no, I'm connected. No,

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when you have kids, you can be disconnected because you're

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just in the day.

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Speaker 2: We go out, just a couple of we gotta get

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out of here.

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Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta date.

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Speaker 2: With SHERIZI it use you at four fifty team in

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the afternoon or really bird specials like I'll tell you, dude,

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take a Friday off for women.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to speak for all women. Taking your

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lovely partner out for a dinner. That's a little foreplay.

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Speaker 2: How's it working? Okay, guys, let's get into the episode.

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like we've been on sixty five days.

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Speaker 1: I don't at least let me get to third base.

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don't know how.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to spit my mouth's face.

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Speaker 2: You know what I found out My daughter is Jen Beta.

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Speaker 1: What's that mean?

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you're calling them a bunch of pussy.

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a Beta Max Beta should have won the war. It

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Speaker 2: Dating myself here.

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assigned these Like who says why Beta? Why do you

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have to go Beta? Why didn't you go Omega? Generation? Omega?

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drinking you know, wine and eating fish in the streets.

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the water because it is kind of changing. My son

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reason and laughed maniacally, and then she turned to me

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and he fucking like pulled his fist together and he

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and you texted back to me he said, what language

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I said, like Jaba or something.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Java is yeah, yeah, that's a good language. That's

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a good, sturdy language. But listen, we're here to break

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down below deck. It is the penultimate charter that is

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wrapping up. It's the tit charter.

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Speaker 1: What episode was this? Because we're fourteen, okay, so we

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got like two more of these or something, two or

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three more. Now, Dylan hates when I do this. I

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have spoken with a cast member. He may come in

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here to.

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Speaker 2: Weak out when you do this.

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Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm like one of those boards

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dream boards. If I say it and put it out.

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Speaker 2: Can't manifest sea rats coming into buildings.

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Speaker 1: It's more accountable.

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Speaker 2: And there and there you go. You're you're just testing

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my patience. Why did you just do that? That's so annoying, said,

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he'll come on for the last. But I've asked you

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because you I'm trying to protect you. You've looked like

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an idiot so many times saying we're gonna have this person,

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sea rat. I asked you not to do it for you,

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and here you are, all buzzballed out, talking like a moron,

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and then the ugh the audience. Why is Dylan so angry?

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I'll get so fucking annoying. I promise I'm not going

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to cut it out either.

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Speaker 1: It's just too much the barnacles. He's coming on, go ahead, Okay,

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I give it now.

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Speaker 2: I'm sour.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's get back in a better mood. Which you

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think of the episode?

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Speaker 2: I'll go, uh, the gall of you? The gall of you?

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Just throw out a strip of nails, have someone's tires blowout,

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and then just go hey, get over it.

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and I think that brought you back in. Yeah, this

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episode is basically saying the season is done. The only

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thing worth note is Damo and what a fuck up

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he is. One of the more bad habits of a

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sea rat is creating unnecessary drama. They do it. There's

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there's nothing in it for themselves, yet they put it

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out there. You want to talk about nails on the floor? Hey, ole,

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We were told, hey, hey, no one should talk to you,

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so so we were told not sock to you.

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Speaker 2: They said, you're kind of like a like a You're useless.

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You're like a useless hummingbird, and you'll just bounce all

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over the place if we talk to you. So go

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wash that knife off with sand.

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Speaker 1: That was bizarre.

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Speaker 2: That was bizarre.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, the season's winding down, two more episodes. Uh

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what are we going to talk about for thirty five minutes?

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Speaker 2: Uh? No, I thought, go ahead, give your tits or

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I'm sorry. I'm on housewives.

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Speaker 1: Not no housewives is fatty photos.

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Speaker 2: That's true, That's that's true.

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Speaker 1: All right. Also, I don't like chess. I don't like chess.

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Speaker 2: And what do you not like about Joe?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, for one ten minutes ago she was falling

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to pieces because her two grandpappies uh fucking rolled sevens

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because they ate too many donuts or something.

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it was the big C.

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Speaker 2: You mentioned that, but I don't. I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: OK.

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Speaker 2: But here's because it's it's amazing your behavior today has

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made me so angry. You're aware that the sea rats

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they all listened to the show. We've all we've heard

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from we know that the sea rets listened to the show.

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And here you are on a mic with sweet sweet Jess,

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who is like Anakin skywalker. Right now she is pulled

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to the light into the dark. Now, ultimately she will

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fall and become a sith of lesbian puss and just

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go around breaking people's hearts and it'll be sad. But

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you know they're listening, and here's this, this, this sea

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rat with grandparents who she loved, and you get on

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the mic like fucking tomp like it and go, hey,

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maybe they wouldn't have died if they were such fat,

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fucking pigs, such jolly fat fucking pigs. It's just crazy.

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Speaker 1: I was pointing out that she was upset about their passing,

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and then now she's all up in Ole Solay's grill.

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thought it was a fun episode, knots Okay, great, I

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thought it was a fun episode. So Lenne just she's

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like a fucking billy goat. I mean she she goes

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directly to I mean essentially the chief executive officer of

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the boat. I mean it's not even a it's not

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even a boss, it's the CEO of the boat, and

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just goes, Hey, what the fuck's up with you? Is

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this coming from you? Like the most blunt Colombo you

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could imagine. She's she's not a very crafty one question,

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Speaker 1: Was Can I can I can I begin the ceremonies here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I need to get my pots though. Oh sorry,

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seventy one.

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Speaker 1: Okay, don't do it, bro. We begin with Rainbow contemplating

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how she Andrew just said don't do it, bro, because

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She was talking to herself. She was getting here to get.

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Speaker 2: Up she had the arthurpist.

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Speaker 1: That's right. She's contemplating how she will in fact kill Ole.

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She's looking around at all the cutlery and whatnot. It

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kind of reminded me of in pulp fiction when Bruce

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Willis escaped Z's dungeon and he was deciding which weapon

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he'd use to help Marcelo Wallace. Yeah, because he was,

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you know, being sexually assaulted.

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Selene is she's not aware of that upstairs. You know.

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She thinks that she's just kind of like talking down

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to her supervisor. But upstairs is a real mental waffling

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between ignoring it and literally spilling her entrails all over

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the floor. So I don't think that Selena really has

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it is. She's she's severely under fire.

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Speaker 1: So so one last note on pulp fiction, sorry to

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bring that up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I did just watch that film.

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too much money.

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Speaker 2: You were doing micro transactions?

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Speaker 2: You were doing micro trans that's called within the Jeopardy

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mobile game.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: How much money do you think?

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Speaker 1: You're a lot? A lot? But I was getting better,

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that's what's called.

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Speaker 2: Why did you need to buy the gold? You don't

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need gold to play Jeopardy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah you do. No, yes, you do not.

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Speaker 2: On Alec Trebek's Jeopardy. You don't need gold.

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Speaker 1: I think I deleted the app. I was so upset.

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Speaker 2: All right, it's all right, not get distracted. So so

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so is under fire right, because she's fairly, you know, useless.

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because Rainbow hails her for another conversation.

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I didn't Jess at this point compare her to a

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rotting apple. I've never heard someone compared to as a

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rotting She said, she's a rotting apple, right now, just it, Well,

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rot rotten apple, a rotten apple, a rotting rotting.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but you've heard rotten apple before.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I've heard rotten apple. Okay, yeah, yeah, one

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time I ate an apple and I had a dead

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fly in it. You ever experience that.

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Speaker 2: I've never experienced that. That's actually pretty tough. You know.

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The fig? I don't know if this is all figs.

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I don't know if we've talked about this before. Figs.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't like figs.

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Speaker 2: Okay, chill out, you don't like figs? What are you

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talking about? Figs are magnificent.

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Speaker 1: It's like eating like shrinkled balls with sugary juice in them.

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Speaker 2: If only figs when they're germinated or inseminated or something.

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They're inseminated, so by the carcass of it of a

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wasp wasps kamikaze into some fig flour and then the

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fig is like dead wasp. Wow? Isn't that crazy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Also a great death?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I I can you imagine.

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Speaker 1: I dive bombed into a to a piece of fruit

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and we became one.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, you know, listen, these jihattists think

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they're gonna get a bunch of fucking pussy in the clouds. Now.

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That sounds pretty great, but it's probably not real. We

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know that these these wasps they turn into fruit.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's such a beautiful, beautiful thing.

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Speaker 2: I would love that.

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Speaker 1: My my favorite dog, I consider him a son's Spotty.

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When he died, I buried him in my backyard. I

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planted a lime tree off him, and it's he's.

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Speaker 2: Creating some margarita. Yeah, yeah, Margarita's put a little lime

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in there. Thank you, Spotty, Thank you Spotty. All right,

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so let's get to the next morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh but first, hold on, hold on. Okay, So end

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of the night, Rainbow and Olay need to clear the

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air bro and also Rainbow texts Frasier that Ole is

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fucking useless, and they conclude the meeting, I think, which

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is a step in the right direction.

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Speaker 2: Olay will try sure, that's all you can do.

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Speaker 1: And then the night concludes with a charter guest asking

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for a boob cake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you got to put that on the preference sheet.

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We can't just throw titty cakes at people, you know.

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Speaker 1: I got to give it to Cheffy. I also do

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not like him as well, but Strawberry shortcake tits, well done.

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You know, my buddy got test tecular testicular cancer last year.

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We won't say the name of that person. He lost

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one ball. Sure, I wish I got him a brownie shape,

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like a hairy bean bag.

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Speaker 2: You know you mm hmm, Hey, you're pretty. You're fucking

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weird today. Well you're all over the place.

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Speaker 1: What's weirder than our friend is losing her boobs next week?

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So do you mind having a cake of boobs?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 1: My buddy lost a fucking uh you know, what do

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you call a gonad?

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Speaker 2: No, they're called testicles. Okay, yeah, okay, you know, but

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men are resilient. I have another one. Take it. God.

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So we wake the next day and Kyle is a man,

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a new He does not need to back off of

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so anymore. Kyle, He's reborn, Kyle, Kyle, the reason you

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need to back off of so so is because of

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the nature of so So, not because she's with anybody else.

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She doesn't care about those other people. You should stay

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away because you are no match for her. You will

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be at the bottom of a bottle. Heartsick little puppy again.

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Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate Kyle though, because he understands that, at

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least now for the rest of the crew, that her

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and Jess are officially done. Also, he'd fucking mailbox if

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it mad. I love you, Kyle, don't shut the fuck up.

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Speaker 2: And again, fans are gonna think I'm being pretty rude

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to you, But fans do not know the time I've

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spent cutting out this same fucking thing over and over

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and over again every episode.

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Speaker 1: Well that's why you got to go to the uncensored.

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Speaker 2: Hear Oh yeah, go there and you'll hear it. Fuck me, man.

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So Jess is concerned with so so getting fired, and

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she's confiding in her girlfriend, her Sea red girlfriend about this.

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Pat This is a big no no, right, I mean,

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if this was how to close us for less money

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is for straight males. But if you could for a

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moment look at this interaction through that lens. What is

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wrong about this?

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Speaker 1: Uh? Please put me in the place of this. I

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got lost in the narr Okay.

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Speaker 2: So Jess is telling her girlfriend, oh she's concerned.

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Speaker 1: About yes, yes, yes, she tries explaining to Barbara that,

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you know, the work ethic of my ex is just

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despicable and she's a horrible person.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, but she's also worried about her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm worried about her. Yeah, yeah, that is Uh,

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she wants to have sex with her ola and she's

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thinking about her quite a bit, right, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Right, So you have to keep this close to the best.

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You can't you can't be oh no, oh no, don't

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talk to Babs about Silee and being worried about her position.

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Speaker 1: On I've said this on another podcast. My wife pissed

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me off about like four or six months ago. She goes,

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we should hang out with this couple. She kept putting

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that on me, right, and I go, I don't like them,

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and she's like, we should hang out. And I'm like,

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what are you into the husband or something?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Oh world War three? Oh yeah, you got World

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War three. So the cake is asked for Anthony, whose

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uncle stole his wife says, let me just fucking make

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these kuprazy salads. I'll figure it out later. So we've

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got a big day coming up. We've got the best

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Baked you this season. Selene is going with a mandate

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that she cannot be spoken to, and we've also got

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the med more coming up with sea rats who are

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starting to miss their marks. I am frothing at the

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mouth for these disasters. Good job, producers, well done.

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Speaker 1: I do want to jump back to one moment where

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Damo asked Kyle if he's interacting with the guests, and

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Kyle says, no, I've been told not to. Kyle Carrie,

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Captain Cary didn't say you couldn't chat with the female guest.

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He said you couldn't have sex with them.

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Speaker 1: Who cares well their husband was asleep on the beach.

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Speaker 2: Fix Ky I was like, well, you know, let's just

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cut it off at the past. I'll stay away. You know.

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Speaker 1: The next episode of the trailer is pretty good. You

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learn that Damo secretly wants to have sex with uh also,

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and also Kyle's going to get in trouble again with

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one of those female chart agains. No watch trailer.

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Speaker 2: I watched the trailer. That's a very clear Bravo tis

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fair enough. Okay, so see Red History with Hugo tough

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part of New York Sirens gunshots but not your typical

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familial Hell.

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Speaker 1: Now his dad got him out of there because NYC

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was a little too dangerous. Now he gets to supervise,

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supervise sex addicted drunk. So it all worked out. Yeah,

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so all of you can just dream, you know.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, am I so far? Okay, Hang, we're

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all over the place, some pretty wicked slow mo shots

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and we move on with our day. We get to lunch.

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It's prevensil seared tuna. He goes back to that spice

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quite often, and this is for the beach picnic. Okay.

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you know, Anthony's searing this tuna off and Selene looks

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at the QP maynaise. She says, it's this ketchup. It's

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a it's a transparent plas bottle of white mayonnaise. But

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she licks the top of it.

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she is just being as vaudevillian as possible. Yeah, yeah,

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it doesn't make.

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Speaker 2: Sense, great word for what she traffics in.

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Speaker 1: Now. Frasier, meanwhile, is on the boat and he catches

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up with Barbara and he asks if the romance will

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00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,799
continue with her and Jess. But no one cares about

466
00:25:24,799 --> 00:25:26,279
that because we know where that's going. But he asked

467
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:28,559
a more important question, which is, are you have you

468
00:25:28,559 --> 00:25:29,680
guys scizzored yet?

469
00:25:30,119 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 2: No, he didn't.

470
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:31,599
Speaker 1: He did say that.

471
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,079
Speaker 2: No he didn't.

472
00:25:32,079 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't use the word, but.

473
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:38,559
Speaker 2: She, of course he didn't use the word. It was

474
00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:44,599
a blind Yeah. So lunch province, Al's here tuna with

475
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,400
freshly licked mayonnaise. I get a twelve pots.

476
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:51,000
Speaker 1: I think the crew ate better at linch.

477
00:25:51,039 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 2: Hey, oh, the crew had fantastic food. So we head

478
00:25:54,559 --> 00:26:02,880
back to the boat. Oh, to that spice for a while.

479
00:26:03,279 --> 00:26:07,680
I'm so sorry, this isn't the most hygienic day. So

480
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:11,079
Selene's licking the top of the mayonnaise. She's washing off

481
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:17,400
the knives in sand and cleaning the knives all just

482
00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:22,160
on her pants. So she really is She is like

483
00:26:22,319 --> 00:26:26,359
a I don't know, like a Marx brother right right now.

484
00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:29,359
So we get some Sea Red history with Hugo, like

485
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,839
we mentioned. But before or after that, we hear the

486
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:36,599
inception music play, the blade runner keys go off the synth,

487
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:40,240
and we get ready for the tying off of the

488
00:26:40,279 --> 00:26:43,319
mid mole. The fucking tie off the mid mall right,

489
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:46,519
and we're gonna have to drop two anchors and then

490
00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,599
fucking back it in. Okay, So this is a really

491
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,079
tricky maneuver path. How do you think they did well?

492
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: I believe Carrie. The quote was after they pulled this

493
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:01,440
off that he was happy is a dog with two tails.

494
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 2: Now. I wanted to ask you about this because you're

495
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,599
a big fan of Captain Carrey. I am a friend

496
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:11,799
of his, but this was reminiscent of a captain you

497
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,319
are not a fan.

498
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:17,279
Speaker 1: Of Oh I couldn't disagree with more more with you, Dylan,

499
00:27:17,799 --> 00:27:19,200
This completely makes sense.

500
00:27:19,519 --> 00:27:20,839
Speaker 2: There comes the kids out and.

501
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 1: This could not make more sense. When a dog is happy, what.

502
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:32,319
Speaker 2: Does he do, Dylan Whay, Well, they a.

503
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 1: Dog wags his tail, So a dog with two tails

504
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,759
would be double the thud.

505
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:40,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's how you get tails from sonic.

506
00:27:41,200 --> 00:27:45,319
Speaker 1: Fine. Let me let me give a direct quote from

507
00:27:45,359 --> 00:27:48,440
the previous captain that helmed this vessel for the first

508
00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:51,480
ten years. The pucker effect is so strong that you

509
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,440
couldn't drive a straight pin up my asshole with a

510
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:59,279
ten pound sledgehammer. Okay, how nonsensical is that? Does it

511
00:27:59,319 --> 00:28:00,839
make sense? Ah?

512
00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:06,039
Speaker 2: It makes sense, But it's it's just a very very

513
00:28:06,079 --> 00:28:09,240
grotesque image. Right, it's very long.

514
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:13,160
Speaker 1: Most writers would say, keep it brief, keep it short,

515
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:18,440
easy for the audience to understand. Hey, mister poopy pants,

516
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,519
how's staring at a wall every day? And oh, how's

517
00:28:21,559 --> 00:28:23,359
that podcast going that you had there?

518
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,559
Speaker 2: Captain Lee, Yeah, he.

519
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,599
Speaker 1: Was going to talk about Bravo Gossip.

520
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 2: Kelly Dodd wants to get back on the show. Kelly

521
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:34,519
Dodd's got a better chance of getting back on the

522
00:28:34,599 --> 00:28:39,400
real Housewives of Orange Counties. A raccoon does find in

523
00:28:39,519 --> 00:28:41,960
gourmet cavy or in a sizzler.

524
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 1: Lost your fastball day. Enjoy that wall. Enjoy that wall.

525
00:28:51,039 --> 00:28:56,799
Speaker 2: So have I. I still hate him. Damo and Slaine

526
00:28:57,359 --> 00:29:03,279
have a little pasta confrontation. Damo, that's up to where

527
00:29:03,319 --> 00:29:04,960
he goes, Hey, by the way, you know, we were

528
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,400
told that you're a serious fucking liability. We can't even

529
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:13,119
talk to you. And in the cutting or in the

530
00:29:13,279 --> 00:29:16,759
talking heads, he says that he thinks the world of Celenne,

531
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:23,920
but she's one of the most useless people. Will work unethical. Yeah,

532
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,000
she's work unethical.

533
00:29:25,079 --> 00:29:27,799
Speaker 1: She's hot, but she's lazy. Not me. I don't find

534
00:29:27,839 --> 00:29:28,720
her attractive at all.

535
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 2: Okay, thanks for thanks.

536
00:29:30,599 --> 00:29:32,039
Speaker 1: I just want to be on record as saying now

537
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,079
she annoys me.

538
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

539
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:36,519
Speaker 1: But Damo, once again, I said this at the top

540
00:29:36,559 --> 00:29:40,559
of the show. Who does this help? What? And I

541
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,759
like how? Later he talks to Hugo we'll get there

542
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:46,000
and he goes like, hey, did you ah, did you

543
00:29:46,039 --> 00:29:46,759
tip her off?

544
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 2: He's like, sorry, man, but it's not my fucking problem.

545
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,920
Speaker 1: No, no, it is your problem. It is why did

546
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,920
you do that? It's fucking implied as a intelligent human

547
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,680
being that you don't tell the person.

548
00:29:58,799 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 2: Well, and it's an intelligence operation. I mean, this is

549
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:05,599
a this is a clandestine event, so we don't need

550
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:10,640
to be just blab our mouthing to our target. Okay,

551
00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:14,759
that's how people get killed. So Fraser makes the call

552
00:30:14,839 --> 00:30:17,519
up to Hugo. He goes, what the fuck, man, keep

553
00:30:17,559 --> 00:30:20,680
your fucking bitches in line. Okay, your bitches are not

554
00:30:20,759 --> 00:30:23,480
in line right now. And then we get to the

555
00:30:23,599 --> 00:30:32,079
second night of the charter. Tonight's theme is wigs. Tonight's steam.

556
00:30:32,119 --> 00:30:36,200
Oh like, but she's not she.

557
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:37,559
Speaker 1: I think she went through chemo.

558
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:38,799
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what she did.

559
00:30:41,119 --> 00:30:44,240
Speaker 1: Sorry my grammy again, what a tough bitch. When she

560
00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:47,559
was eighty eight, she got fucking cancer and all her

561
00:30:47,559 --> 00:30:50,200
hair fucking fell out, and she wore that wig and

562
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:51,720
so cute of Grammy.

563
00:30:51,799 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 2: She's my daughter, reminds me, you love your grammy.

564
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:56,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have been nice to her. I was

565
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,759
a little mouthy towards the end.

566
00:30:57,880 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Was she fat? No?

567
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,279
Speaker 1: She ate a cake every day?

568
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 2: Though. Can I ask you something if she was fat,

569
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:12,240
how would you feel if some random podcast or you

570
00:31:12,359 --> 00:31:15,400
heard going, pet's fat, Grandma? It's probably he should probably

571
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,839
die because she was such a fat ass.

572
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,279
Speaker 1: Well deal, when you dole it out, you gotta be

573
00:31:19,319 --> 00:31:20,319
willing to accept it.

574
00:31:20,359 --> 00:31:20,519
Speaker 2: You know.

575
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 1: People say horrible things about me all the time.

576
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,160
Speaker 2: That's true. So first course, it's a king crab leg Now,

577
00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:31,400
you and I don't like this kind of meat. The

578
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:31,920
thing that.

579
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,839
Speaker 1: I'm going to a sushi restaurant and I'm going to

580
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:37,640
order chicken.

581
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:44,079
Speaker 2: The thing about this first course is that I appreciate

582
00:31:44,119 --> 00:31:47,759
the meat being harvested for you. Okay. So one of

583
00:31:47,759 --> 00:31:51,400
the main gripes I have with crab is that people

584
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,519
that really love it get rather voracious and too excited,

585
00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:57,440
and they'll start cracking and it is. It's a little

586
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:01,160
bit like alien Earth. There's just slime and goo every where. Right.

587
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:03,599
Speaker 1: Uh. If you saw what I saw when I worked

588
00:32:03,599 --> 00:32:06,319
at weather Vane Seafoods with some of these sea bugs,

589
00:32:06,359 --> 00:32:09,000
you'd crack a head one once in a while because

590
00:32:09,039 --> 00:32:12,359
we'd use every part of the lobster. Oh, green fucking

591
00:32:12,440 --> 00:32:14,160
goo would fall out of the brain.

592
00:32:14,519 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's yellow and green goo. That's exactly

593
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:20,680
what it is. So we get a couple of filets

594
00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:22,400
cooking medium whale.

595
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:25,920
Speaker 1: Okay. I wanted to ask you about that medium raw.

596
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:29,480
Yeah you caught that too. What the fuck is this problem?

597
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:30,119
Speaker 2: Uh?

598
00:32:30,119 --> 00:32:35,519
Speaker 1: French medium raul, Yeah, so rare well medium raul medium.

599
00:32:35,599 --> 00:32:40,880
Where my, hey, asshole, did you say hold on hot.

600
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:45,799
Speaker 2: Spell it just gotta spell it? My uh, my lovely

601
00:32:45,839 --> 00:32:49,079
sister Ruby Wren, who's been gallivanting around my Yorka for

602
00:32:49,119 --> 00:32:50,680
the past I don't know, month and a half.

603
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,519
Speaker 1: She's supposed to be on this show.

604
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: Now to be having a good time. So she she

605
00:32:58,160 --> 00:33:01,319
sends me a tweet that was so funny the other day.

606
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,279
Mama Mia sounds like a Northerner telling their mother that

607
00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:11,519
they're home. Mama Mia, Is that a good one? I

608
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:16,839
like it? Not a good one, Mama Mia. You know.

609
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,880
It sounds like a filthy liver pud land, you know.

610
00:33:19,039 --> 00:33:22,599
And the mom's upstairs. She can't even stand She's said drunk.

611
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:25,640
Speaker 1: I'm still processing the.

612
00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:30,759
Speaker 2: Joke, yeah, Mama Mia. Anyway, so it's very confusing as

613
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:36,279
to what the stakes are doing. What they're doing internally

614
00:33:36,319 --> 00:33:38,920
are the medium way out and the medium way out.

615
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,079
But the one thing that we do know is that

616
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:45,720
they will be served as half of a surf and

617
00:33:45,799 --> 00:33:51,319
turf combination. Now, I appreciate that the first course was

618
00:33:52,319 --> 00:33:55,680
harvested for me. But what I definitely am not going

619
00:33:55,759 --> 00:33:58,359
to do, and I'm definitely not gonna do this is

620
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:03,559
have a first course beaking and a second course be lobster. Okay, life,

621
00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:06,599
let's commit, right, are we doing a seafood extravagance? If

622
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,480
we are, don't put beef anywhere near me. Uh. If

623
00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:12,239
we're not, let's mix it up, right, let's go vegetably

624
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,000
focused for the first one. Some kind of cheese course,

625
00:34:15,079 --> 00:34:19,920
but definitely not crab lobster. Wow, medium way? I mean, well,

626
00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:29,480
so Anthony doesn't know what tits look like? Evidently, go ahead.

627
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:34,079
Speaker 1: I was just gonna comment that I think restaurants should

628
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:35,960
serve strawberry shortcake?

629
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,039
Speaker 2: Or is that what you're gonna say?

630
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, it's pretty Have you had strawberry shortcake?

631
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:44,119
Speaker 2: Not in some time?

632
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,320
Speaker 1: Oh? It's so fun?

633
00:34:46,519 --> 00:34:48,559
Speaker 2: Is it? One of pat is one of Patty's favorite.

634
00:34:48,679 --> 00:34:49,840
Speaker 1: My Grammy used to make it.

635
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,159
Speaker 2: What is going on with you? I don't know. Did

636
00:34:54,199 --> 00:34:56,000
she come to you in a dream last night? No?

637
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,440
Speaker 1: Jess was talking about her grandparents dying of morbid obesity,

638
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:00,480
and it just get some.

639
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:06,559
Speaker 2: Thoughts in my head, right, right right, cake a day.

640
00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:09,559
Speaker 1: A cake a day. She'd make it. It was angel

641
00:35:09,639 --> 00:35:10,119
food cake.

642
00:35:10,159 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: I don't know if you know what that is, of course, and.

643
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: I used to We lived in a duplex, my mom.

644
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:17,159
Speaker 2: That's one of the great foods, angel food. Angel food.

645
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:19,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom and I lived on one side of

646
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:21,760
the duplex, and there was a little hallway I could

647
00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:23,719
sneak underneath, and uh, every once in a while I

648
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:25,679
would just open up. They used to keep the bakery

649
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:28,360
stuff in like a little small version of an oven.

650
00:35:28,639 --> 00:35:31,960
And my grandmother there'd be that angel food.

651
00:35:32,119 --> 00:35:34,400
Speaker 2: I think she visited you or something. You think talking

652
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:34,800
about her?

653
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,599
Speaker 1: No, I you know what. I read that letter that

654
00:35:38,679 --> 00:35:39,280
she wrote to me.

655
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: Touch me very sweet. So Fraser asks if if Anthony

656
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:49,880
wants to cut the tits downstairs or upstairs?

657
00:36:02,599 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: Okay?

658
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,280
Speaker 2: Can I can I say something?

659
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 1: Sure?

660
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:18,400
Speaker 2: I think it took you too long to ask. I

661
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,559
was attacked by my own spit.

662
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:23,360
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hate to. As I'm getting older, I

663
00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:26,679
swallow now like I'm of the age now where you

664
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,960
swallowed the wrong way, it could kill you.

665
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:32,280
Speaker 2: You gotta be really careful when you're swallowing. So Frase goes,

666
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:36,079
should we cut it down? Here, and I gotta say, frase,

667
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:38,480
if you cut the tits down here, I mean, what's

668
00:36:38,519 --> 00:36:42,639
the point of the tits, It's just cake, right, And

669
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,679
the nips they were green, they were alien areolas. But

670
00:36:46,119 --> 00:36:49,760
they reminded me of Sprinkles cupcakes, which you know, I

671
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:53,199
know it's been Kardashianized and all that stuff, but I

672
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,559
love I love a Sprinkles. I love a Sprinkles.

673
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,920
Speaker 1: You want to win over a party where they tell

674
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:01,320
you to bring something, you head down to your local

675
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,400
Sprinkles and you put like twelve of those goddamn things.

676
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,280
Speaker 2: It's going to cost you a sixty bucks.

677
00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:08,199
Speaker 1: Oh I wish it was sixty No, it's.

678
00:37:08,079 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 2: Probably sixty seventy for a dozen.

679
00:37:10,119 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's a lot for us.

680
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 2: Oh, it's absurd.

681
00:37:13,800 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 1: And then you show up at that party they open

682
00:37:15,440 --> 00:37:17,039
that box. It's like Christmas boarders.

683
00:37:17,039 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. Everybody loves a sprinkle and if you don't

684
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:23,280
have one in your area, it means that you live

685
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:28,840
in a better place than Los Angeles. Okay, So we

686
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:36,440
get to Selein working lates. She's doing better tonight. Oh

687
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:39,320
in the dinner, I would give four pots. I really

688
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:42,119
can't get over the crap to lobster transition.

689
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:48,119
Speaker 1: Here's the odd thing with Ole and Rainbow's relationship. Rainbow

690
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:50,000
does this like there's no middle ground.

691
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:51,559
Speaker 2: Rainbow tests her quite a bit.

692
00:37:51,760 --> 00:37:54,079
Speaker 1: It's either i'll let you know when you get to

693
00:37:54,079 --> 00:37:57,280
go to bed and I want to stab you, oh yeah,

694
00:37:57,360 --> 00:38:00,840
or jokey yeah.

695
00:38:00,880 --> 00:38:06,159
Speaker 2: And Selene's you know, street smart and charismatic, so she

696
00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:10,599
knows Rainbow's a weirdo. Now Selene is a sea rat,

697
00:38:10,639 --> 00:38:13,719
so she just know she her head is not on

698
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a swivel. You got to ask if you're confronted by

699
00:38:16,199 --> 00:38:19,079
somebody like Rainbow and there's this up and down kind

700
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:23,079
of yo yo oddness, you have got to have your

701
00:38:23,119 --> 00:38:27,079
brothers about you, and you got to go did this

702
00:38:27,159 --> 00:38:30,199
person slaughter their entire family in some kind of Hunger

703
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,199
Games gauntlet? So doesn't do that, right, She's just waffling

704
00:38:36,239 --> 00:38:40,639
through this cornfield, completely ignorant of the danger that she's facing.

705
00:38:41,039 --> 00:38:45,079
Now she's working better at night, but she has a mission.

706
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,760
She's gonna find out the fucking rat that told everybody

707
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,039
that they can't speak to her.

708
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:57,079
Speaker 1: I would argue in an earlier conversation, Frasier had said,

709
00:38:56,559 --> 00:38:59,880
we were doing this for your own good. There lies

710
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:00,960
the culprit.

711
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:03,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now she's on a mission. We get to

712
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:06,760
the next day, Soelen falls off the boat and we

713
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,679
get super intense music for the guests to parting, and

714
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,199
then we get to the tip meeting.

715
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,679
Speaker 1: Pat twenty one k I'm gonna round down to sixteen

716
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,880
hundred sea rats seem happy. None of this makes any sense.

717
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:22,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Damo, we get a little sea rat history

718
00:39:22,199 --> 00:39:22,519
with him.

719
00:39:22,599 --> 00:39:25,280
Speaker 1: He makes money and bad decisions, no shit.

720
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: He is just the most goddamn quintessential sea rat. He

721
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:33,239
just comes out and says, one of the things that

722
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,079
I love about doing this is all of the fucking

723
00:39:36,199 --> 00:39:40,719
mistakes I make. You know, I mean you with that

724
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:44,639
kind of vantage, because a lot of sea rats don't

725
00:39:44,639 --> 00:39:48,360
even know their sea rats. They're just sea rats. Damo

726
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:53,000
is almost He has this meta pride for being a

727
00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:57,719
sea rat, and I think only with that can you

728
00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,440
escape being a sea rat.

729
00:40:00,079 --> 00:40:03,639
Speaker 1: To be self aware. I do see him. I'd welcome

730
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,679
him back for another season. I think he's just stretching

731
00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:08,280
his wings.

732
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:12,239
Speaker 2: So we get to the sea rats sitting down for

733
00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:17,320
a meal fit for a king, surf and turf, and

734
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,719
Celenne poops. She actually poops all over the table with

735
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:24,239
this one, and she uh goes straight up to carry

736
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,960
and she goes, hey, bitch, are you.

737
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:30,519
Speaker 1: The one that fucking told everybody they can't talk to me?

738
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

739
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:39,639
Speaker 1: Now, I'd argue, if Captain Carrey much respect you want

740
00:40:39,639 --> 00:40:43,000
to keep that line between you and your crew, probably

741
00:40:43,079 --> 00:40:45,199
don't sit down in the same mess Hale, because you're

742
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:46,480
all making small times.

743
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 2: Sound like lucrati much respectect much, very much respect to you.

744
00:40:52,559 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you're sitting down with the sea rats,

745
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,079
they're mixing it up, you're kind of Yeah.

746
00:40:58,159 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a nuance that I don't think a

747
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,039
lot of sea rats are capable of understanding. Oh no,

748
00:41:05,199 --> 00:41:09,000
you know. I mean, you cannot be confronted in a

749
00:41:09,039 --> 00:41:11,840
certain unsaid way. But you also want to mix it

750
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:14,880
up with them. That's why Captain Lee just stayed up there,

751
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,280
took shits and played fruit.

752
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:18,199
Speaker 1: Well and drank vodka all day that fucking drunk.

753
00:41:18,719 --> 00:41:22,960
Speaker 2: Allegedly. Sure, that's a complete made up thing.

754
00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: Ah right, Allegedly we were afraid of getting sued by him.

755
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:32,519
Speaker 2: I mean, when people idle hands of the Devil's playground,

756
00:41:33,079 --> 00:41:33,760
that's true.

757
00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,920
Speaker 1: You know, they've been running marathons of below deck for

758
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,039
the last forty eight hours, and I came upon the

759
00:41:39,079 --> 00:41:44,840
episode where it was Camille and Alyssa and Alyssa with

760
00:41:45,280 --> 00:41:49,960
Captain Sandy said, hey, Sandy, Yeah, Sandy did not take kind.

761
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 2: I remember that she got fired for Yeah, yeah, yeah,

762
00:41:54,559 --> 00:41:58,599
I remember because Alyssa was very toxic. Her and Camille

763
00:41:58,679 --> 00:42:03,800
were very toxic. And Sandy was like, hey, you gotta

764
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,599
chrom him, you gotta keep them afloat, right them better.

765
00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:10,440
And she goes, Hey, Sandy, she goes, you got to

766
00:42:11,639 --> 00:42:16,960
get out here. So anyways, Celene speaks a little too loudly,

767
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,119
a little too abrasively to Carrie, does not respect the

768
00:42:20,239 --> 00:42:23,679
chain of command, and Carrie gets up, and that's when

769
00:42:23,800 --> 00:42:27,760
Jess kind of takes over. Oh boy, this was Yeah,

770
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:31,559
this was a lot of bottled up animosity from a

771
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:32,840
lot of different sources.

772
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: A little too animated about it, well heated.

773
00:42:37,119 --> 00:42:39,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, listen, the walls have been closing in

774
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,599
for six weeks now, so people are at their wits end.

775
00:42:42,679 --> 00:42:45,840
But Jess says, you know, I'm fucking sick of all

776
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,480
of us having a tiptoe around your incompetence. It's goddamn ridiculous.

777
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:51,360
I mean, we're all getting in trouble because we weren't

778
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,159
supposed to talk to you, and now you know, because

779
00:42:54,199 --> 00:42:55,719
you and we were gonna be able to It's like,

780
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,719
what the fuck? Man? But at the end of the day,

781
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:01,480
to you, it is all about beaver.

782
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,639
Speaker 1: Yeah you could if you're on the outside as an

783
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:10,280
observer looking and like, wow, she's really out letting her

784
00:43:10,320 --> 00:43:11,159
coworker have it.

785
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:13,840
Speaker 2: She's really upset about the lack of professionals.

786
00:43:15,039 --> 00:43:17,679
Speaker 1: If you're on the inside, it's more about scissory.

787
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:22,599
Speaker 2: Right right, right. So Kavin carrey Hale's fraser up to

788
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,880
the crow's nest and says, hey, get your bitches in line, man.

789
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:30,760
I can't I can't have people fucking talking to Gator

790
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:31,119
like that.

791
00:43:31,599 --> 00:43:36,079
Speaker 1: He didn't say it that way, but it was implied.

792
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:41,639
Speaker 2: You know, keep your pimpants strong. So I actually found

793
00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:49,280
myself really sympathetic towards Selena. I felt so bad for her.

794
00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,119
She's out there, she's on the verge of tears, she's

795
00:43:52,199 --> 00:43:54,519
sucking down six, she's gotten the ship beat out of her.

796
00:43:54,559 --> 00:43:56,280
But this is what these sea rats do, these sex

797
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,920
attic sea rats. Not saying that Selena is a sex attic,

798
00:43:59,039 --> 00:44:02,760
but she is a little spring you feel so bad

799
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:05,480
for him. They really rope you in with that shit.

800
00:44:05,599 --> 00:44:08,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about learning, though, dyl It's life. You learn

801
00:44:08,639 --> 00:44:11,079
and then you reflect back and you improve your behavior

802
00:44:11,119 --> 00:44:12,199
and become a better person.

803
00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:20,400
Speaker 2: Thank you, So, Kenny, Kenny's done on this show. Selene

804
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:25,199
and Frasier have a final conversation. Now, this conversation can

805
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:27,159
go one of two ways. It can really only go

806
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,440
one way, but it can go one of two ways.

807
00:44:30,639 --> 00:44:35,400
Option A is Selene going, Okay, I understand, I won't

808
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:41,960
do that anymore. Option B is flipping out in French,

809
00:44:42,079 --> 00:44:44,440
pushing back and going, what the fuck are you doing

810
00:44:44,559 --> 00:44:47,440
talking to me like this? You fucking you know. And

811
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:53,320
it's like Selene, if this happens on the sixth episode,

812
00:44:54,119 --> 00:44:57,159
she's shit, can't But what below Deck does is they

813
00:44:57,360 --> 00:45:00,400
stretch in competence out in such a marvel this way.

814
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,920
Do you remember Breathe, the one who couldn't see or

815
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,760
spell or read or do anything.

816
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, she would call laundry.

817
00:45:07,199 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, she got round it. She made

818
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:10,280
it the entire season.

819
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:15,199
Speaker 1: I think the supervisors, the Boson and the chief stew

820
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,760
they see success as carrying along one of these idiots

821
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,800
right until the end.

822
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're they're they're like military leaders.

823
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you're pulling a guy got his legs

824
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:29,559
blown off, and you're in the ship and you're carrying

825
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:30,119
his body.

826
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 2: Yeah. You get back from Ramani and you're like, listen,

827
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:39,000
did we did we succeed? No? Did Jason's legs get

828
00:45:39,039 --> 00:45:41,159
blown off? Yes? We all made it back.

829
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 1: We all made it back.

830
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Speaker 2: Get in the comments, let us know what you thought

831
00:45:43,280 --> 00:45:44,920
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two thousand. Let's go, let's get there. We'll see you

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00:45:56,679 --> 00:45:59,199
next week. Have a great week. I'm dying saying goodbye,

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pat Segod later downs instant in

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