WEBVTT 1 00:00:11.080 --> 00:00:24.679 Escape. 2 00:00:27.120 --> 00:00:30.359 It's time to escape into the world of adventure. Time 3 00:00:30.399 --> 00:00:32.840 to forget for the next half hour the four walls 4 00:00:32.840 --> 00:00:36.159 of today and escape beyond the horizons of the mind 5 00:00:36.320 --> 00:00:45.119 Yesterday and tomorrow. CBS and it's affiliated stations present Escape. 6 00:00:48.520 --> 00:00:48.920 Tonight. 7 00:00:48.960 --> 00:00:52.000 We escape with Rudged Kipling and the two gentle scoundrels 8 00:00:52.000 --> 00:00:55.320 he created in his immortal story. The man who would 9 00:00:55.359 --> 00:01:01.320 be king the time some time before yesterday, the place 10 00:01:02.200 --> 00:01:05.319 the north of India, the man who tells the story 11 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:07.200 Rudyard Kipling. 12 00:01:10.000 --> 00:01:13.079 One Saturday night, it was my unpleasant duty to put 13 00:01:13.079 --> 00:01:16.400 the paper to bed alone. It was a pitchy, black knight, 14 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:19.599 as stifling as night can be in India in June. 15 00:01:20.239 --> 00:01:23.040 It was very still, save for the ticking of the 16 00:01:23.040 --> 00:01:26.760 clock above my desk, which seemed to shatter the black 17 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:30.079 heat of the night. As the hands crept toward three 18 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:34.079 a m. And then from the passage outside my door, 19 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:36.319 I heard voices. 20 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:40.640 And it would be here, open the door. 21 00:01:41.439 --> 00:01:47.239 Who's there? Who are you? He don't remember us standing? 22 00:01:47.400 --> 00:01:48.159 He let me down? 23 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:51.439 How could he forget avenus turned back of the job. 24 00:01:51.480 --> 00:01:56.519 Poor boarder told the authorities. We was impersonating Newspiper reporter 25 00:01:56.560 --> 00:01:57.120 as he did. 26 00:01:57.319 --> 00:02:01.000 Wait, that flaming red beard and that boy head. Why 27 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:05.040 for your Daniel Dravitt and Peachy Canahan the same? Well, 28 00:02:05.079 --> 00:02:07.359 what do you want? If it's money, I haven't any. 29 00:02:07.879 --> 00:02:11.120 If it's a fight, it's simply too beastly hot. 30 00:02:11.240 --> 00:02:14.080 You can rest yourself easy, sir, because we've come asking 31 00:02:14.159 --> 00:02:14.560 for nought. 32 00:02:14.680 --> 00:02:15.840 Accept some information. 33 00:02:16.240 --> 00:02:19.639 We've been all over this country and we've concluded that 34 00:02:19.680 --> 00:02:22.080 India isn't big enough for such as Daniel and me. 35 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:25.120 So we are going away to be king things in 36 00:02:25.199 --> 00:02:26.560 our own divine right. 37 00:02:27.000 --> 00:02:29.080 What I we shall be king? 38 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:32.479 We've signed a solemn contract each day up the other, 39 00:02:33.080 --> 00:02:36.080 and neither obviously take a look at the liquor or 40 00:02:36.199 --> 00:02:38.000 women until we become king. 41 00:02:38.400 --> 00:02:41.319 I've never heard of such a fantastic idea. But what 42 00:02:41.439 --> 00:02:42.159 is it you want of me? 43 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:45.080 Nough not to look at such maps of Kaffiist down 44 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.879 as you might have about maps of Kafirist Tan. 45 00:02:48.240 --> 00:02:49.960 That's where we decided to go. 46 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:52.680 But don't you realize that not one single Englishman has 47 00:02:52.680 --> 00:02:55.360 ever gone into the Kafiristan mountains and lived to come 48 00:02:55.360 --> 00:02:57.840 out again. If you're really mad enough to go there, 49 00:02:58.240 --> 00:03:00.919 you're a good deal more likely to become men and kings. 50 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:03.439 We shall see anyway. I don't believe you had the 51 00:03:03.479 --> 00:03:06.360 slightest intention of traveling a nile outside of Delhi. 52 00:03:06.479 --> 00:03:08.800 Then you should come down to the Serai market place 53 00:03:08.879 --> 00:03:11.479 in the morning, down where the caravans leave. 54 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:11.919 For the north. 55 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:14.439 Yes, come down to the Serai in the morning and 56 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:33.439 see then if we be liars. 57 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:30.639 Oh, thieves, robbers, liars, the blessing of beer, colorful pigs, 58 00:03:31.199 --> 00:03:33.039 dogs and berturos. 59 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:39.879 Who you should not laugh at him? Shabe, the witless 60 00:03:39.919 --> 00:03:41.319 are under the protection. 61 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:41.439 Of a lad. 62 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:43.520 Quite so, boy, who is the fellow anyway? 63 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:47.360 A mad pre Shabe who has arrived only this morning, 64 00:03:47.479 --> 00:03:49.360 framishmir Ah. 65 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:53.560 Yes, I come to look at my camels loaded with 66 00:03:53.759 --> 00:03:56.080 toys to please the eye of an amir. 67 00:03:56.240 --> 00:03:57.800 Oh here, now go about your business. 68 00:03:57.840 --> 00:03:59.080 I haven't any use for toys. 69 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.719 These are one us toys. 70 00:04:00.759 --> 00:04:05.240 Indeed, Sahib, fit for a king of Kaffir Ristan. 71 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:09.960 What good lord Daniel Gravitz, come along. 72 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:12.439 I have two camels just beyond the wall. 73 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:16.240 Here the blessings of peer can on the gracious Sahib 74 00:04:16.399 --> 00:04:19.079 who consents to look at the poor toys of a 75 00:04:19.120 --> 00:04:20.319 priest from Ashmir. 76 00:04:21.120 --> 00:04:22.839 Over this way, where's Conahan? 77 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:23.480 Here? 78 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:23.800 We are? 79 00:04:24.199 --> 00:04:25.920 Permit me to present my servant? 80 00:04:26.000 --> 00:04:27.279 Has he a mere car? 81 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:32.240 At your service? Good night? Well, i'll be Did you 82 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:34.680 like our disguises? Do they pass? 83 00:04:35.079 --> 00:04:37.680 If they fool this crowd in the Serai, they're probably 84 00:04:37.720 --> 00:04:39.959 good enough to get you across the border, and good 85 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:41.000 enough to get you killed. 86 00:04:41.079 --> 00:04:43.480 Getting killed, there is no part of the contract pitching 87 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.480 me drawed up, although perhaps killing fits in with our 88 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:50.160 plans in a different sense. Feel around underneath the toys 89 00:04:50.160 --> 00:04:52.680 they are in the camel bags. What go ahead? 90 00:04:53.839 --> 00:04:55.639 Good lord? Rifles? 91 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:58.720 Twenty brand new Martinis with ammunition to. 92 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:01.360 Match, and twenty good re is to make your death certain? 93 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:03.959 Any pathon of the hill tribes would kill his own 94 00:05:03.959 --> 00:05:05.040 mother to get a rifle? 95 00:05:05.240 --> 00:05:07.800 Now, who would harm a poor mad priests? 96 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:11.240 Sahib Ella protects me? 97 00:05:11.839 --> 00:05:12.759 Mad is right? 98 00:05:12.879 --> 00:05:16.000 Then, so was Lord Clive and Rhodes and Buonaparte. Drive 99 00:05:16.000 --> 00:05:17.959 out the camel's preachy. We've a long way to go 100 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:19.480 before we become kings. 101 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:27.480 Why as I stood and listened to the camel bells 102 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:31.920 fade away in the distance, I wondered, wondered if it 103 00:05:32.000 --> 00:05:34.720 might not be a glorious thing to go to kafiristand 104 00:05:35.480 --> 00:05:47.160 and be a king three years, passing India as much 105 00:05:47.160 --> 00:05:50.000 as they pass in any other land. It grows hot. 106 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:54.000 Then the rains come, and then the heat again. Some 107 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:57.199 colonel at the hill station puts down an uprising. A 108 00:05:57.279 --> 00:06:00.879 you Viceroy comes out from London, and the pad records 109 00:06:00.920 --> 00:06:04.279 the death of a sultan in Rajputana, and the trees 110 00:06:04.319 --> 00:06:10.920 in the courtyard grow a few feet taller. Finally, time 111 00:06:10.959 --> 00:06:14.319 in its circle turned up another night, much like the 112 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.959 one three years before. Once again I sat alone in 113 00:06:18.000 --> 00:06:21.439 the office, listening to the clock and waiting for some 114 00:06:22.040 --> 00:06:25.439 unimportant item to come over the wire from Europe. It 115 00:06:25.560 --> 00:06:29.160 was long after midnight when my office door slowly opened. 116 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:37.079 I say, look here, you you might knock first, you know, we. 117 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.800 Look good, lord man? What's wrong? 118 00:06:43.279 --> 00:06:48.560 I You don't know who I am? 119 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:50.920 Do you? No? No? 120 00:06:51.040 --> 00:06:53.959 I haven't the faintest idea. But here you'd better sit down, 121 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:57.439 old fellow. You're in a bad way, yes. 122 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:04.040 Sir, thank you. It's a whole year. I've been walking. 123 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:14.959 Right here in this very office were Saturday, you sating 124 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:22.160 right there and giving us the maps. You you've been 125 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:26.160 sitting there ever since three years? 126 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:31.360 No, oh, no, man couldn't change that much in three years. 127 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:33.360 You're not Peachy Conahan. 128 00:07:35.800 --> 00:07:41.560 I was king of Kafirstan, Me and Daniel dravit, real 129 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:45.680 crown kings. We was just as true as gospel. 130 00:07:46.199 --> 00:07:48.439 What in the name of heaven had they done to you? 131 00:07:48.519 --> 00:07:50.279 Peach Pechee? 132 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:58.319 I knew Peachy cohnon once he's a king? Where's a 133 00:07:58.439 --> 00:08:00.279 real golden crown on it? 134 00:08:00.439 --> 00:08:01.360 So it does? 135 00:08:04.000 --> 00:08:05.839 He is dead? 136 00:08:06.839 --> 00:08:09.959 No, no, no, you're you're Peachy Conahan. You must pull 137 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:14.160 yourself together, pull myself. 138 00:08:17.600 --> 00:08:23.279 You could keep looking into my eyes, then maybe everything 139 00:08:23.399 --> 00:08:24.600 won't go to pieces. 140 00:08:24.759 --> 00:08:27.240 All right? Now, tell me what happened, Peach. 141 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:33.519 We left the caravan at Jagdala. We'll struck off into 142 00:08:33.559 --> 00:08:37.879 the hills alone, go on Wicks. It was we travel, 143 00:08:38.240 --> 00:08:38.960 Daniel and me. 144 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:46.039 First. There wasn't no roads. After a while, no food, 145 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:49.879 but there was always the drums. 146 00:08:52.200 --> 00:08:56.840 Sometimes there was close and sometimes farther off. 147 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:01.639 But most of the time we can hear them somewhere. 148 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:11.600 Yeah, now there's no place to be stopping up with you. 149 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:14.559 I'm fearing it's no use, Daniel. 150 00:09:14.799 --> 00:09:15.679 What's got into them? 151 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:18.919 The poor beasts are done in and starved, same as ourselves. 152 00:09:19.200 --> 00:09:21.600 They'll go no further. Then we'll go on without them. 153 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:23.720 I've not come this far to die on the side 154 00:09:23.759 --> 00:09:24.440 of a mountain. 155 00:09:24.720 --> 00:09:31.120 Wait, look, Daniel, over the edge of the rocks. Oh men, 156 00:09:31.840 --> 00:09:34.720 there'll be a score of more than one goes ahead 157 00:09:34.759 --> 00:09:37.519 of the rest, and nought but those and arrows. 158 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:40.840 Break out a pair of the rifles, Peachy Wright, Right, Daniel, 159 00:09:41.000 --> 00:09:43.360 it's now that you start to become kings. 160 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:45.360 Yeah. Yeah, And some countries is too. 161 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:46.200 Eating our Peachy. 162 00:09:46.799 --> 00:09:49.159 I'll drop the stragger at the rear first, and then 163 00:09:49.200 --> 00:09:50.360 we'll lay a few at their feet. 164 00:09:50.840 --> 00:09:52.000 No arm to the one in front. 165 00:09:52.200 --> 00:09:52.960 We may need him. 166 00:09:53.399 --> 00:10:06.440 Now you look at them, I flat on their blooming faces, Alida. 167 00:10:06.679 --> 00:10:08.000 He's command alone. 168 00:10:07.799 --> 00:10:10.480 Well and good, and we'll go part way to meet him, Peachy, 169 00:10:10.799 --> 00:10:12.519 But keep your rifle by you. 170 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:15.279 Got dam Daniel. He'd be as fair as us with 171 00:10:15.480 --> 00:10:17.039 yellow hair. So he does. 172 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:19.200 Part of the lost tribes. 173 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:21.600 These people are he stopped. 174 00:10:26.639 --> 00:10:28.759 The lord rry, Peachy, we're in luck. 175 00:10:29.320 --> 00:10:30.639 It's the old Afghan tongue. 176 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.519 He speaks, speak up, who are you? 177 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:34.840 And whence do you come? 178 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:40.360 And the chief of the villager flush Hire a journey 179 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:40.799 above me. 180 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:44.559 A few hot beat this spash guy. How many people 181 00:10:45.200 --> 00:10:46.639 they are numbered in the Posan. 182 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:50.120 There are more villages in the hills more than a 183 00:10:50.240 --> 00:10:51.919 man has fingers and pods. 184 00:10:52.399 --> 00:10:54.720 Here That Peachy is our kingdom made to order. 185 00:10:55.559 --> 00:10:59.600 And you you're going to take us to Bashkui. Do 186 00:10:59.799 --> 00:11:04.639 you understand? I understand the voice of thunder that you speak. 187 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:06.879 For He's a smooth one, Peachy. He knows a thing 188 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:07.240 or two. 189 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:14.080 What's your name? That's too long? What we call him Peachy? 190 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:16.240 He has a look about him of an old soldiering 191 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:18.120 friend of ours, billy fish. 192 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:21.480 So he does We bestow a new name on you. 193 00:11:22.240 --> 00:11:26.159 From now on, you will be Billy Fish as you 194 00:11:26.320 --> 00:11:31.360 come out, all right, put this on your drums. Tell 195 00:11:31.480 --> 00:11:35.480 them two kings have come out from the mountaintops, two 196 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:37.879 kings that speaking words of thunder. 197 00:11:38.000 --> 00:11:42.600 So the earth trembles. Tell them, two kings have come 198 00:11:42.720 --> 00:11:43.919 to Kafiristan. 199 00:11:56.320 --> 00:12:00.320 That you preachy, damn you might be? You said here 200 00:12:00.440 --> 00:12:02.000 in the dark, I've been thinking. 201 00:12:02.320 --> 00:12:06.919 A man has to stop and think sometimes out anything special, Danion. 202 00:12:07.159 --> 00:12:10.679 Look at them, Peachey, look at their blinking campfires and 203 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:11.840 gleaming in the dark. 204 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:13.679 Right the jewels in a crown. 205 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:17.519 Aye Daniel You're done a fine job, for sure. All 206 00:12:17.679 --> 00:12:19.960 twenty three villages you joined together. 207 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:22.399 As one tis the army you trained. To be thanked 208 00:12:22.440 --> 00:12:25.840 for it. Two thousand men with a fair knowledge of 209 00:12:25.960 --> 00:12:26.720 bearing arms. 210 00:12:26.799 --> 00:12:29.440 Suom's a bit green at it yet that wells Now, 211 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:34.360 every man, jackwoman and child, we own a body and soul. 212 00:12:34.720 --> 00:12:38.720 I we're kings now, Daniel, not proper kings yet. 213 00:12:38.960 --> 00:12:41.320 But we will be sooner than you think. 214 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:45.360 Peachey, how's that Billy Fish told me something today that 215 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:49.960 fear amaze me? These people know the craft? You mean 216 00:12:50.039 --> 00:12:54.879 they're freemasons, Daniel. It ain't no wise possible. 217 00:12:54.960 --> 00:12:58.120 So help me's gospel true, He give me the grip 218 00:12:58.200 --> 00:12:58.720 and everything. 219 00:12:59.000 --> 00:12:59.399 It's all. 220 00:12:59.519 --> 00:13:02.000 The craft is older than the memory of man, and 221 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:02.559 up here. 222 00:13:02.519 --> 00:13:05.120 In the hills they've been preserving it all these years. 223 00:13:05.759 --> 00:13:07.720 Why some of the high priests know up through the 224 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:11.679 fellow craft, but they don't know the third degree, see it, peachy, 225 00:13:12.000 --> 00:13:13.879 They don't know the third degree. 226 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:18.200 That we do. Daniel, What is it you're fixing to do? Do? 227 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:21.159 We are going to be proper kings. We're going to 228 00:13:21.200 --> 00:13:23.120 get them going and coming. Now. 229 00:13:23.799 --> 00:13:26.960 I'm going to turn the whole country into one grand lodge, 230 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:29.919 raise some of the priests a third degree, and for me, 231 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:33.039 I'll be the grand master of kafira Stan. 232 00:13:33.399 --> 00:13:35.720 But you ain't got the right door. We never been 233 00:13:35.759 --> 00:13:36.919 officers in no lodge. 234 00:13:37.080 --> 00:13:37.240 Right. 235 00:13:37.799 --> 00:13:40.519 What's a king got to do with asking for a right. 236 00:13:40.559 --> 00:13:43.240 Or I'm against it, Daniel. It's no good to go 237 00:13:43.399 --> 00:13:44.679 falling around with the craft. 238 00:13:44.759 --> 00:13:47.399 Ah, you talk like an old woman. The thing will work, 239 00:13:47.480 --> 00:13:48.159 I know it will. 240 00:13:48.440 --> 00:13:51.480 We'll make it a blooming ceremony, regular aprons with the 241 00:13:51.639 --> 00:13:55.440 symbol and the marks, all of us peachey, the kings 242 00:13:55.480 --> 00:13:56.480 of Kafiristan. 243 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:12.600 Everything is prepared, Master, and the priests and the people wait. 244 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.799 Too well, they don't have to wait much longer. Billy 245 00:14:15.080 --> 00:14:16.519 here now, Peachy, how do you. 246 00:14:16.679 --> 00:14:17.440 Like my apron? 247 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:20.799 It's a wondrous sight for pair, Daniel. 248 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.919 Made of white herm in skin it is, and the 249 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:25.919 Master's mark with emeralds studded the mark. 250 00:14:26.919 --> 00:14:29.320 You know the meaning of the mark that I do? 251 00:14:30.120 --> 00:14:31.360 What's got into you, Billy? 252 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:31.759 Not? 253 00:14:32.960 --> 00:14:34.960 But tis a thing that's passing strange. 254 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:38.679 Master, Traine and Rubbish come along now ready, Peachy, right 255 00:14:38.759 --> 00:14:43.080 with you, Daniels, Then out we go onto the temple steps. 256 00:14:43.919 --> 00:14:46.519 We'll give them what fork, not their blinking eye. 257 00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:47.519 Now that's what we'll do. 258 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:54.600 Nuther of Peachy, right down on their blumi nas and 259 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:58.039 yelling their fore heads of all and our victim. 260 00:14:58.200 --> 00:15:04.559 I think, Daniel, the time the promise ones have come. 261 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:10.399 Here? 262 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:12.679 Know what's wrong with the priest? Billy? 263 00:15:12.840 --> 00:15:15.799 It looks I trouble, Daniel, stand where you are, Master? 264 00:15:16.559 --> 00:15:18.080 They recognized the mark. 265 00:15:18.360 --> 00:15:19.879 That great stone in the floor. 266 00:15:20.960 --> 00:15:22.320 Why do they turn it over? 267 00:15:22.840 --> 00:15:23.080 Wait? 268 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:29.120 It's the same. 269 00:15:33.679 --> 00:15:34.799 Speak of Billy fish. 270 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:36.279 What's the meaning of it? 271 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:37.720 See for yourself? 272 00:15:38.759 --> 00:15:42.799 Look, Daniel, carved on the back of the stone is 273 00:15:42.919 --> 00:15:44.600 the Master's mark, all right? 274 00:15:44.879 --> 00:15:47.679 And the same as the sign you wear. Only a 275 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:49.600 few of the priests have known of the hidden mark 276 00:15:49.639 --> 00:15:50.200 on the stone? 277 00:15:50.679 --> 00:15:51.440 What does it mean? 278 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:55.440 The many who have doubted you were a god? Doubt 279 00:15:55.559 --> 00:15:59.919 no longer? And you, Billy, what do you think? I must? 280 00:16:02.120 --> 00:16:03.000 I think that now? 281 00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:10.000 It is the time for these, Daniel, golden crowns, y, 282 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:13.960 how they glitter fit for the brow of a king. 283 00:16:14.240 --> 00:16:16.279 'tis what we came for here? 284 00:16:16.399 --> 00:16:20.399 Now put them on. We'll crown ourselves in our own right. 285 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:26.879 Well, listen, Tom, you know something, Peachy. 286 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:29.440 We come here to be kings, and that we are 287 00:16:29.519 --> 00:16:32.120 all right, but blamed if we ain't a couple of 288 00:16:32.200 --> 00:16:33.919 blooming gods to boom with. 289 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:37.240 A million people bowing on their knees before us. 290 00:16:52.840 --> 00:16:55.840 Well enough, peachy. So it was God who became as 291 00:16:55.879 --> 00:17:00.559 well as kings. But then what happened? What became of breath? 292 00:17:04.119 --> 00:17:09.319 I knew Daniel dragt once he's a king. Now Daniel is, 293 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:11.839 where's a golden crown? 294 00:17:13.400 --> 00:17:14.720 Conan was with him? 295 00:17:15.240 --> 00:17:22.160 Pity, try to pull yourself together outside. Now you became kings, 296 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:25.000 You and Daniel kings of al Kafinistan. 297 00:17:25.400 --> 00:17:26.839 He was a fine figure. 298 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:31.279 Daniel was with his red head, wearing that golden crown, 299 00:17:32.640 --> 00:17:36.680 kept himself aloof from the people, so to speak. And 300 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:40.960 when he walked afore the temple, the fair crawled on 301 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:42.519 their stomachs to worship. 302 00:17:43.039 --> 00:17:48.160 But what happened? Man happened? Well a figure? 303 00:17:48.240 --> 00:17:53.680 Mostly it was winter coming on. The winds were started up, 304 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:58.880 and the clouds was blowing down from the north. Oh, 305 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:03.079 come blow pishtle that window wind? 306 00:18:08.839 --> 00:18:09.039 Eh? 307 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:10.599 Who's out there? 308 00:18:11.359 --> 00:18:11.599 At you? 309 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:12.000 Billy? 310 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:13.720 Confounded? 311 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:14.200 Anyway? 312 00:18:17.119 --> 00:18:17.279 Here? 313 00:18:17.400 --> 00:18:17.519 Now? 314 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:18.519 What's this? 315 00:18:21.559 --> 00:18:26.960 I have brought you food? Muster you the wife sheep with. 316 00:18:27.200 --> 00:18:28.119 Curry and rice. 317 00:18:29.160 --> 00:18:31.440 Up off your knees, girl, bring it inside? 318 00:18:32.400 --> 00:18:35.720 Thank you? Er place it there? 319 00:18:37.799 --> 00:18:38.039 Hmm. 320 00:18:39.039 --> 00:18:41.799 Now you're a well favored wench. 321 00:18:42.960 --> 00:18:44.200 I do not understand. 322 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:46.680 Why were you crawling on your knees? 323 00:18:48.000 --> 00:18:51.559 Tis a fitting way to approach the god of kafirra'sa 324 00:18:52.279 --> 00:18:53.079 what's your name? 325 00:18:53.200 --> 00:18:53.440 Girl? 326 00:18:54.759 --> 00:18:59.079 Marumadanger? Marmy you married. 327 00:19:00.480 --> 00:19:00.599 Hi? 328 00:19:01.880 --> 00:19:04.359 He does not yet been my happy fortune? 329 00:19:04.480 --> 00:19:09.680 Muster you afraid of me? You are a god? I mean, 330 00:19:10.119 --> 00:19:13.200 how do I seem to you? Do you find me pleasing? 331 00:19:13.599 --> 00:19:16.160 Or what? Your face? 332 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:21.960 It's more wondrous than a noonday sun, and you'll look 333 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:24.359 a look of eagles. 334 00:19:24.880 --> 00:19:29.400 Hm hm, very well. 335 00:19:29.519 --> 00:19:32.160 You may leave now, think you must. 336 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:35.960 Hm? No room? 337 00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:40.920 Eh hee, chep hey chip that you're calling me? 338 00:19:41.160 --> 00:19:44.440 Daniel? Oh the food yer ain't good? 339 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:49.200 Not that window outside. Winter's about due to strike and 340 00:19:49.359 --> 00:19:53.079 fill the trail with snow. There'll be a little moving 341 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:57.519 about afore a spring, right, you are peeche. I've decided 342 00:19:57.559 --> 00:20:00.440 to take a while, but you can't do it, Daniel. 343 00:20:00.960 --> 00:20:04.480 We made a contract that was till we was kings, Well, 344 00:20:04.599 --> 00:20:06.000 kings we've been many months now. 345 00:20:06.680 --> 00:20:07.559 But it's no good. 346 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:10.279 I tell you now. I'm against against it. 347 00:20:10.759 --> 00:20:13.319 You was against using the craft too, but look what 348 00:20:13.440 --> 00:20:14.119 it's done for us. 349 00:20:14.200 --> 00:20:15.079 But this is different. 350 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:17.640 Billyfish will tell you nod too, the same as I do. 351 00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:18.519 Billyfish. 352 00:20:19.319 --> 00:20:21.839 Who's the king here? Him or me? The mine's made 353 00:20:21.920 --> 00:20:23.559 up three days from now. 354 00:20:23.680 --> 00:20:25.880 I salla me a wife. And you can put it 355 00:20:25.960 --> 00:20:28.279 on the drums and tell every blighter out there in 356 00:20:28.359 --> 00:20:31.519 the hills the Kingdom of Kafiristan is going to have 357 00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:32.079 a queen. 358 00:20:52.559 --> 00:20:53.759 What's keeping her pitchy? 359 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:55.640 They should have brought her in here. 360 00:20:55.559 --> 00:20:56.359 Half an hour ago. 361 00:20:56.799 --> 00:20:59.519 I don't know, Daniel, how about you, Billyfish. 362 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:02.920 You put them up to stolen off, deliberate. 363 00:21:02.599 --> 00:21:05.359 Like, certain preparations must be made, Master. 364 00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:09.200 She's across the court with some of the priests. Maybe 365 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:12.279 they're trying to harden her up a bit, Daniel. She 366 00:21:12.440 --> 00:21:13.599 thinks she's going to die. 367 00:21:13.720 --> 00:21:17.000 You know ah, Indeed, Master. 368 00:21:17.640 --> 00:21:19.839 It is against the laws of heaven for a woman 369 00:21:19.960 --> 00:21:20.680 to marry a god. 370 00:21:20.880 --> 00:21:21.880 I'm not a god. 371 00:21:22.039 --> 00:21:25.119 I'm a man. You know that man, now, Billy No, 372 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:26.240 And I. 373 00:21:26.279 --> 00:21:29.960 Should not want to think so, Master, But either way 374 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:33.680 this can mean only trouble. I beg you to reconsider, 375 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:35.000 and I beg you to shut up. 376 00:21:35.039 --> 00:21:35.279 Billy. 377 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:38.519 I'm through waiting. I'm going over there, muster priest. 378 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:40.880 We've got to go with him, believe, and I'm thinking 379 00:21:40.920 --> 00:21:44.920 it's going to mean trouble. How many men can you defend? 380 00:21:45.000 --> 00:21:45.480 Depend on? 381 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:49.160 No more than twenty with rifles. Most of my men 382 00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:49.880 are in Bashkuai. 383 00:21:50.160 --> 00:21:50.880 And what shall we do? 384 00:21:51.200 --> 00:21:52.559 We shall have to make a run for it. I 385 00:21:52.640 --> 00:21:54.839 fear we might be safe in bashkai. 386 00:21:56.160 --> 00:21:59.160 God, now you markling food, bring out the girl. 387 00:22:01.440 --> 00:22:04.480 Well it's better here, girl. 388 00:22:04.599 --> 00:22:07.599 This is no way for a bride to Behave a 389 00:22:07.759 --> 00:22:10.000 smile now and give us a kiss. 390 00:22:11.799 --> 00:22:22.720 Wenches, don't let them see the blood for year plus? 391 00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:23.359 What is this? 392 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:24.000 Broster? 393 00:22:24.160 --> 00:22:25.400 This light mark dangle? 394 00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:26.279 Are coming with naive? 395 00:22:26.400 --> 00:22:27.279 Say, can't do this. 396 00:22:27.759 --> 00:22:28.359 I'm a king. 397 00:22:28.440 --> 00:22:30.960 I'm run one tangle. 398 00:22:48.200 --> 00:22:51.079 Rounded, Heather, I'll come back. 399 00:22:51.640 --> 00:22:54.559 I'll come back and feat them blasted heads. 400 00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:58.759 And that's what I'll do, Daniel, We'll be back, all right, 401 00:22:59.240 --> 00:23:00.359