Speaker 1: Ah. Lots of people hate what Oh you got to
Speaker 1: sit news radio eight port I'm not talking? Are you
Speaker 1: going to talk? And then lead us into it.
Speaker 2: There now's the queue. The second boom boom boom, like,
Speaker 2: what's wrong with you?
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm doing to show eight years? Eight?
Speaker 2: How many years does it take to know when you
Speaker 2: come in?
Speaker 1: Nine? Nine is the number?
Speaker 2: Do your stupid band joke when somebody doesn't know when
Speaker 2: to come in? Do it because you know you want to?
Speaker 1: Hi, hey, Rick, I'm here. How do you know when
Speaker 1: the lead singer of a band's at your door?
Speaker 3: I don't know. How do I know when a lead
Speaker 3: singer of a band's at my door?
Speaker 1: Because he can never find the key, and when he does,
Speaker 1: he still doesn't know when to come in.
Speaker 2: I knew it or.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Lots of people take ubers, including me. It's a lot
Speaker 1: easier than paying forty dollars worth of parking when there's
Speaker 1: a concert at the Young Center.
Speaker 2: It's easy to pick when I'm movie's been made because
Speaker 2: someone's getting out of a taxi.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if.
Speaker 2: Somebody gets out of a taxi, you're like, oh, this
Speaker 2: has made more than ten years ago.
Speaker 1: Yet taxi still exists.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I was watching Jill Storm. I wonder if
Speaker 2: and the guy everybody kept getting out of taxis and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is before uber.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you still take a taxi in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty five, would you? Because you can use the rotary
Speaker 1: phone to call them? Oh that's true, or maybe or
Speaker 1: the high tech taxi riders. Yeah, yeah, they faxed the
Speaker 1: facts it says it's true. Okay, it's saying I too
Speaker 1: long of a joke. All right, If you're take an uber,
Speaker 1: a lot of times things are left behind in ubers.
Speaker 1: I always grabbed my phone. I'm scared to death. I'm
Speaker 1: going to leave it in an uber. But here's a
Speaker 1: list from New York City, the most forgetful city, because
Speaker 1: that's it's probably because per capita there's more people. But
Speaker 1: New York City has more things left behind in ubers. Tourists.
Speaker 1: It's just tours that's a good thing. So what what
Speaker 1: are some of the things that have been left behind
Speaker 1: and found in ubers in New York City? I happen
Speaker 1: to have a list.
Speaker 2: Oh you have a list? Do we have wait a minute,
Speaker 2: do we have music for list?
Speaker 1: Said?
Speaker 2: List? What New York City give me a New York
Speaker 2: City Frank Sinati.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, no, no, no, Joe New York state of mind.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 1: Because my wife and I like to make sweet sweet
Speaker 1: love to that song.
Speaker 2: She doesn't, Well, you're enjoying yourself. She does our taxes.
Speaker 2: But yeah, while you're doing it. While you're doing that,
Speaker 2: she's doing the taxes whatever. By the way, which is tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You know that's called it's multitasking.
Speaker 2: But sneaking deep.
Speaker 1: Oh wha, wha, wha, wha whoa tax days tomorrow. That
Speaker 1: means tonight I get lucky. So what are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are left behind in ubers? Here is
Speaker 1: number one? A mannequin head with actual human hair.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't know if you were going with laptops wallets. No,
Speaker 2: you're going for mannequin head with actual human hair.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This is uh weird stuff. Wow, weird stuff.
Speaker 2: People are freaky. That's why some people are afraid to
Speaker 2: go to the big city, New York City.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know if I could do that joke.
Speaker 2: Uh, most of the people I know, my wife like
Speaker 2: a little okay, don't no, I know where you're going
Speaker 2: and you're not going to do it because you've matured.
Speaker 1: Would have been a good joke, though it would have
Speaker 1: been eight years ago back of a taxi.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I will. Most people say, and including my wife,
Speaker 2: She's like, I hope you never go to New York.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why, You're like, because we'll never get you
Speaker 2: out of there. You'll love it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: I don't think they never leave Tony. I'm like, what,
Speaker 2: I don't think so?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: They Basically she's saying, you're kind of an a hole.
Speaker 2: You will fit in.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm walking here. Hey go back to jay Z
Speaker 1: you bum all right? Uh a Magica with human hair.
Speaker 1: Fresh breast milk, Now, I want to try fresh breast milk.
Speaker 2: That is some of the most expensive juice on the market.
Speaker 2: Juice it is, it is, It's boom boom juice.
Speaker 1: Pregnant people can like sell it somehow they do, don't really, Yes,
Speaker 1: they freeze it and then they sell it. Have you
Speaker 1: tried it?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yes, it's very sweet? Is it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Two kids?
Speaker 1: Man? From the tap? Do you not try it from
Speaker 1: the tap? Or like the thing?
Speaker 2: Jackie was a trooper because most women give up because
Speaker 2: those teeth. Oh god, it's chewing on their nipples. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: it's tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you that's so. That's a fetish
Speaker 1: that Susan has chewing on nipples. So every time we
Speaker 1: make sweet sweet Love, it's I gotta numb them first.
Speaker 2: Okay, I got to chase the thing here. So they
Speaker 2: do this, they do this stupid dad thing where they
Speaker 2: cut a hole in the shirt and they put and
Speaker 2: they put the bottle through the shirt if the dad
Speaker 2: is bestfeeding the kid. And I'm like, do you know
Speaker 2: how much stuff?
Speaker 1: Do you understand.
Speaker 2: How stupid that is? Let the mom feed the child,
Speaker 2: all right, go do what dudes do. And then secondly,
Speaker 2: do you know how insanely important crazy stuff they could
Speaker 2: happen to my kids when they were kids, and you
Speaker 2: remind them of it happening, and they go.
Speaker 1: That happened, that happened.
Speaker 2: I don't remember any of that. What Like, Nick Coffey's
Speaker 2: got his kid in a four year old basketball league.
Speaker 2: I'm like, do you think he's not to remember of
Speaker 2: the four year old? He's keeping stats. He's like, got
Speaker 2: twelve rebels to twenty eight points.
Speaker 1: Remember that, son? No, no, I remember the Rece's peanut
Speaker 1: butter cake. We had to celebrate. That was good.
Speaker 3: Nick.
Speaker 2: Nick, he's posting his numbers?
Speaker 1: Is the breastfiting man? Boob god? Nick? Is that who? No?
Speaker 2: No, he's been bullet County. He wouldn't do that. Bullet
Speaker 2: County guys art fake nipple feed baby guy?
Speaker 1: Hey, just a bottom with my baby. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: my man boob to feed him.
Speaker 2: It's I'm sorry, I don't know who's that for. It's stupid.
Speaker 2: Women feed women have boobs, they feed the baby. Let
Speaker 2: that happen.
Speaker 4: Don't cut a hole in your shirt and put a
Speaker 4: nipple through it. You sound look stupid. You sound like
Speaker 4: a Neanderthal when you say stuff like that. Man, you
Speaker 4: sound you're showing your ignorance, is what you're doing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: These are things found lost in ubers. A ghost trap
Speaker 1: from Ghostbusters. Yo, kind of cool. That's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye open it up. I would that
Speaker 2: should be a grift and have it smoking a little bit,
Speaker 2: have a little little smoke, right, Yeah, that's when you
Speaker 2: open the door, look in the back and go yeah,
Speaker 2: I get the next one.
Speaker 1: I don't know who left this in the back of
Speaker 1: an uber, but it's a person after my own heart,
Speaker 1: because I could see myself, the old white stealing one
Speaker 1: of these. And I can't believe that. I never have
Speaker 1: found in the back of an uber a urinal. But
Speaker 1: inn't that big enough. When they got out, they go, ay,
Speaker 1: you forgot your urinal?
Speaker 2: You mean what do you mean a urinal?
Speaker 1: A white urinal that you we we in that's for kids. No,
Speaker 1: from a bathroom somehow what somehow they stole a urinal
Speaker 1: and they left it in the back of.
Speaker 2: A Oh oh, I'm sorry urinal. I'm thinking of something else. Yeah,
Speaker 2: urinal that No, I know, I'll get the next one.
Speaker 1: But big enough where the guy would notice, I would think. So, Nay,
Speaker 1: miss Abernethy, you forgot your urinal. No, no, it was
Speaker 1: left there on purpose. It wasn't by accident. It was
Speaker 1: left It was like I can just drop it in
Speaker 1: the if I take time to steal a urinal, it's
Speaker 1: going above the fireplace.
Speaker 2: Well, somebody might have given it to him as a gift.
Speaker 1: A live pet turtle was found. That's nothing.
Speaker 2: Big turtles live forever. A matter of fact, Sylvester Stallone
Speaker 2: still has cuff and link.
Speaker 1: I will say that it's pretty cruel. Leaving a turtle
Speaker 1: in an uber is shellfish. See what I did.
Speaker 2: The Ricka said shell matter of fact, turtles, Turtles will
Speaker 2: be one. Turtles will be one of the animals that
Speaker 2: they say, say from the FDA animal testing that they're
Speaker 2: gonna get rid of.
Speaker 1: Right because they poke their fingers and they were in
Speaker 1: and get the head come out, and then they put
Speaker 1: makeup on their turtle faces. That's what big makeup does,
Speaker 1: and that's what's at riskier.
Speaker 2: Those are the things that drive people that hate Trump,
Speaker 2: like he did get rid of animal testing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but a set of Shrek ears fifteen
Speaker 1: hookahs Shrek ears, Yeah, I got excited. I thought I
Speaker 1: thought it was hookers, but it's hookahs. Never mind ucas,
Speaker 1: fifteen hookahs hookahs. Yeah, it sounds like somebody, Hey, so
Speaker 1: I ran into these fifteen hookahs. No, it's hookah smoking
Speaker 1: smoke thing. Yeah, yeh yeah yeahdie in smoking pipes or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but also sounds like your generation or your family. Hey,
Speaker 1: these hookahs. You know what I mean? It does sound
Speaker 1: like that, it does, righte it thanksgiving A bouquet of
Speaker 1: one hundred roses or.
Speaker 2: A bouquet a bouquet I don't know what a bouquet is.
Speaker 1: A bouquet is where you take a bunch of flowers, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you strap them together with flower string, right, and
Speaker 1: you walk up your wife and you say, I love you.
Speaker 1: Here's a bouquet.
Speaker 2: There you go, bouquet.
Speaker 1: You got it right? What I say first time? You
Speaker 1: said bouquet tomato? Potato?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Both pronunciations are in fact correct. But let me
Speaker 1: fact check that.
Speaker 2: Bow Goode.
Speaker 1: O Zapi has been found. Ten live lobsters were found
Speaker 1: in the maneuver.
Speaker 2: I love lobster. I did my take them nail I
Speaker 2: eight lobster.
Speaker 1: One time, and my dad runed it for me because
Speaker 1: he said, hey, tell you what, let's get staken lobster.
Speaker 1: It was a sizzler okay on New Cut Road, and
Speaker 1: it's a little fat takes the lobster. He said, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no like that. Dip it in the butter butter. Little
Speaker 1: fat Dwhite dipped it into the butter.
Speaker 2: First of all, he started to cry with happiness.
Speaker 1: I did. It was the most delicious.
Speaker 2: Bucket of butter.
Speaker 1: Dad, Oh my gosh, it was so delicious.
Speaker 2: Little Fat Dwhite.
Speaker 1: My dad's sitting but my Dad's sitting looking at his
Speaker 1: little fat disappointment of a son, enjoy the greatest thing
Speaker 1: he's ever tasted. He goes, you know how they prepare
Speaker 1: that little fat white and no, Daddy, how do you
Speaker 1: prepare it? He said, you gotta boil him alive?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Yeah, last time I rate lobster.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite.
Speaker 1: I couldn't bring myself to do it again.
Speaker 2: It's my favorite part. When Jack and I first got together,
Speaker 2: Rick first got together.
Speaker 1: Don't tell the story man, there is.
Speaker 2: We had a back door in old fashioned kitchen and
Speaker 2: I would leave it. I leave the back door open,
Speaker 2: and I put the lobster on the floor, and the
Speaker 2: lobster would crawl towards the door, such a jerk man.
Speaker 2: The water would be boiling at this point. I would
Speaker 2: wait for the lopster to get to the door, and
Speaker 2: all he's got to do is just fall. Because he
Speaker 2: lived on the second floor, you just follow the ground.
Speaker 2: He could escape through the woods, and at the last
Speaker 2: second I would scoop him up. I would literally do
Speaker 2: this voice, and I'd throw him into the hot water
Speaker 2: and slam the lid on top.
Speaker 1: They're such as Jeffrey Dahmer, Yeah, who does this rick.
Speaker 3: Because it reminds me of the old Remember Larry the
Speaker 3: lobster bit with any Murphy on the Saturday. I don't
Speaker 3: remember what was remember that one he was standing there
Speaker 3: with the lobster in his hand. He goes, uh, you
Speaker 3: know you really want me to throw this in this
Speaker 3: this boiling pot of water, and you know it just
Speaker 3: went on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I would hear him screaming, But it's
Speaker 2: not screaming, it's just air escaping through this.
Speaker 1: Yes, they're getting boiled to death alive, but they taste better.
Speaker 1: Why can't you just give the lobsters like some ambient
Speaker 1: and they overdose and go to sleep, and then you
Speaker 1: put them in the water. Why you gotta boil them alive?
Speaker 2: Unlus I want to put him on the floor to
Speaker 2: think they have a chance to escape.
Speaker 1: I swear you're probably you're probably a serial killer, just
Speaker 1: waiting to be riding.
Speaker 2: It comes to opters.
Speaker 4: Yes, I am.
Speaker 1: These are things that were found in ubers that passengers
Speaker 1: left behind. A Viking drinking horn. I'm not letting that's
Speaker 1: going in my bag. Me too, He's going in my bag.
Speaker 2: I've did Viking drinking horn, done.
Speaker 1: A taxi dermyed rabbit.
Speaker 3: No, a stuffed rabbit.
Speaker 2: Ye, stuff rabbit.
Speaker 1: Uh, divorce papers oooh this is something that next was
Speaker 1: something to my wife forget a five gallon bucket of beans.
Speaker 1: She always goes to Sam's and she'll come home and
Speaker 1: it's like, here's three hundred and twenty gallons of macaroni.
Speaker 1: That was but it was on sale.
Speaker 2: That's why we stopped shopping in some of those places. Right,
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't need forty eight rolls of toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Well, now about we do I need one pen because
Speaker 1: of her?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, you and your sister in law.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because Kathy Tyler Young comes over. Yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: we don't need it. We need to go.
Speaker 2: But if I wanted to buy a fountain pen, I
Speaker 2: have to buy one hundred and twenty fountain exactly. No,
Speaker 2: I want just the can I have the navel spray. Well,
Speaker 2: they come in packs of.
Speaker 1: Eight what one hundred and seventy five slider hamburgers, one
Speaker 1: hundred and eight eggs.
Speaker 2: Oh and by the way, the stories are already started
Speaker 2: on how to save money on Easter. Oh with the
Speaker 2: eggs A good substitution's marshmallows.
Speaker 3: I heard you can dye potatoes. They had that one
Speaker 3: as a substitute.
Speaker 2: You could just buy the.
Speaker 1: Plastic ones, right, just buy the plastic ones, but by
Speaker 1: the plastic ones hers, or you know what, even better, Hey,
Speaker 1: you know what happens when you buy the plastic ones.
Speaker 2: You can use them next year? Huh.
Speaker 1: Or if you got a dog, huh, let the dog
Speaker 1: do harden up and just paint it and then say,
Speaker 1: you know why you get ten cents for every Easter, Dude,
Speaker 1: do you bring me make them like a pretty pastel.
Speaker 1: Now the kids are cleaning up your ard. Let's win
Speaker 1: for you, and are getting ten cents of dodo a
Speaker 1: win for them? You know what that's called a win win?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know too many people that
Speaker 2: actually boil the eggs and then paint the actual eggs anymore.
Speaker 2: He's in nineteen sixty five. Yeah, well it's not nineteen
Speaker 2: sixty five.
Speaker 1: And also, after we did the egg hunt, we would
Speaker 1: push a hoop down a dirt road with a stick.
Speaker 1: That's what we did for entertainment.
Speaker 2: There's nothing more disappointing than little Fat Dwight finding out
Speaker 2: that the chocolate bunny is hollow, oh godstead of solid.
Speaker 1: That very first time I bit that year like crumpled apart. LIOK,
Speaker 1: if you just started crying, well, I thought somebody ripped
Speaker 1: off my caramel inside. You know, all right, one last
Speaker 1: one we'll get out of here. Twenty four cans of corn,
Speaker 1: or for our Native American listeners, many four cans of
Speaker 1: may Thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: Hall and Oates land either yeah, that's about New York City.
Speaker 2: Oh really Yeah? Which one's the blonde?
Speaker 1: That was Daryl Hall?
Speaker 2: Oh? Which is the dark hair guy with the most.
Speaker 1: This one looks like Bobby Bobby Booie from Stern, All right,
Speaker 1: looks just like it.
Speaker 2: Look up?
Speaker 1: How old Bill Belichick is Bill Belichick? Seventy two? Why
Speaker 1: would you date a woman that you I'm gonna guess
Speaker 1: seventy two. I'll say that's a.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Seventy two years old. Good bang the Dinghy.
Speaker 2: His girlfriend's twenty four. She's competing for Miss Maine USA.
Speaker 2: Yeah but seriously though, Okay, okay, but time out there
Speaker 2: are a lot of people age. I'll talk to guys
Speaker 2: there's age and they're like, good for him, but good
Speaker 2: for him. I'm like, I wouldn't want anything nothing to
Speaker 2: do to that.
Speaker 1: Okay. So she's twenty what is she twenty four? Okay,
Speaker 1: she's twenty four. You could probably have maybe ten years
Speaker 1: of pop culture common ground with her because oh who cares?
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean, come on, that's no but your
Speaker 1: great grandfather. But what I'm talking about is that's not
Speaker 1: even best case scenario. You got nothing to talk about, okay.
Speaker 1: And if you're ever self conscious about your body, let
Speaker 1: me even when you hit your fifties, things start to
Speaker 1: droop pretty low. Hey, Dwight, Yeah you would.
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
Speaker 1: I don't want to ruin anything in your head here.
Speaker 1: But she's not there for his body. She's there for
Speaker 1: a check account. I know, I understand that, and to
Speaker 1: increase her Instagram account. No, she might be there because
Speaker 1: it's true, okay, but for example, yesterday, late afternoon we
Speaker 1: finally got some time together. Susan and I did all
Speaker 1: week and long no time together. You know what we did? No?
Speaker 1: I sat on my couch with my heating pad and
Speaker 1: she sat in her chair with her heating pad.
Speaker 2: Wow, where was the blanket? And was she knitting?
Speaker 1: She had a blanket on and there was no knitting
Speaker 1: we were.
Speaker 2: Were you sleeping with your glasses around the end of
Speaker 2: your nose and a pipe slowly burning in?
Speaker 1: I did smoke a pipe, but that wasn't until about
Speaker 1: nine the portrait of I didn't smoke a pipe, but
Speaker 1: that wasn't.
Speaker 2: Portraits on the back of George Washington portrait in the background,
Speaker 2: and what is cheese?
Speaker 1: I had my heating pad and then we broughably.
Speaker 2: Then she hit her heating pad, and.
Speaker 1: Then then she she brings up the fact of hey,
Speaker 1: you want to have relations?
Speaker 2: I went, you know what, we could so sexy? We
Speaker 2: could do you want to have relations? Or we turned
Speaker 2: on right now?
Speaker 1: Or we can continue to lay on our heating pad
Speaker 1: and watch yet another episode.
Speaker 2: Guess what we did laid on the heating pad and
Speaker 2: watching that episode right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, So what you doing with somebody fifty years younger
Speaker 1: than you?
Speaker 2: It's crazy. So she he's also taken another job. Why
Speaker 2: can't people just go to retirement. I don't understand. Now,
Speaker 2: three hundred million, now he's well, you have no idea.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that much.
Speaker 1: No, it's not about one hundred it's seventy million.
Speaker 2: Yeah, seventy million. You can't spend it. No, two lifetimes,
Speaker 2: all right. So now he's headed to coach the University
Speaker 2: of North Carolina. What college foot bull? Twenty four year
Speaker 2: old girlfriend?
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened was.
Speaker 2: He was labeled the greatest football coach of all time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well except for the whole cheating part with a
Speaker 1: several cheating issues rosenses. I mean, and then his quarterback
Speaker 1: left and won another title. But you really kind of
Speaker 1: didn't do anything when the quarterback left. Someone's feeling someone's
Speaker 1: feeling insecure. I'm insecure, is he not? No, he is.
Speaker 2: He's feeling insecure. So now he's got to go get
Speaker 2: himself a twenty four year old girlfriend and a college job.
Speaker 2: What do you talk about gold fishing with Nick Saban?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 2: Your careers are over?
Speaker 1: I dated a girl fifteen years younger than me. He
Speaker 1: knew her yeah, and while the sex was terrific, oh boy,
Speaker 1: after that, there was nothing. I mean, you couldn't talk
Speaker 1: about anything. I would make one Captain Studie.
Speaker 2: If you make if you tell that story one more time,
Speaker 2: I'll punch you in the face if you say, Captain
Speaker 2: Stuby and this fifty, if you tell that story one
Speaker 2: more time in the eight years we've been doing this
Speaker 2: damn show again, I'm going to punch you in the face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, when you're right, you're right. I
Speaker 1: would make one Colonel Potter statement, Why that's not who
Speaker 1: do we have? Rick?
Speaker 3: No, let's see here, hang on all right, how about
Speaker 3: the fireplace?
Speaker 2: Oh we were there Friday. It was a good time.
Speaker 1: Thank you everybody that came out to the fireplace.
Speaker 2: Ors we didn't get any of the food.
Speaker 1: We didn't get none of them because you people are
Speaker 1: pigs and you ain't stop. Man, you can't call them pigs.
Speaker 2: I mean you people that showed up or pigs.
Speaker 1: No stop, don't stop doing that. Man. We would like
Speaker 1: to thank all the people with generous appetites for showing
Speaker 1: up to the fireplace.
Speaker 2: And that your pigs.
Speaker 1: Still we have no ever call you all of our
Speaker 1: friends that listened to this with generous appetites. Thank you
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Speaker 1: all my rubs and on my wood. See what I
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Speaker 1: you name it, they have it, and they have all
Speaker 1: of the rubs you need, all the woods that you need.
Speaker 1: Grill Masters supply truly is the one stop shop for
Speaker 1: all things.
Speaker 2: Cooking well does make me. Troy Roeboker.
Speaker 1: Well by the facto news radio for jazz, John camp
Speaker 1: Cougar Melon in his big head. As much as you
Speaker 1: can never let anything go yeah and just enjoy people's
Speaker 1: music after they piss you off, can't do it. Pink
Speaker 1: Houses maybe one of the best songs ever. I don't
Speaker 1: see color. I just call them houses.
Speaker 2: Right, But still, I gotta admit it's a great song.
Speaker 2: It's a great song. Just because you don't get along
Speaker 2: with him, you can sit back and enjoy it. I'm
Speaker 2: just so glad you and Bruce Springsteen's politics lineup so well.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what I was going to say. Uh, I
Speaker 1: make an exception already, and that's for Bruce Springsteen, Bruce
Speaker 1: Milford House Springsteen.
Speaker 2: You have to know your friends. That when why it
Speaker 2: was a fat, lonely, stinky salesperson. Yes that if I
Speaker 2: heard Nebraska, oh yeah, from Bruce Springsteen coming from the
Speaker 2: underneath his desk, bad day at the old building. Oh,
Speaker 2: I knew to walk the long way around to such.
Speaker 1: A dark record. Nebraska hit me perfectly. A lot of
Speaker 1: things happened today in history. Let's run down a couple
Speaker 1: of them.
Speaker 2: Do we have our theme music?
Speaker 1: I didn't call for it.
Speaker 2: You know what, you had one thing to do in
Speaker 2: the break.
Speaker 1: It's Monday.
Speaker 2: You had one thing to do in the break.
Speaker 1: And you know how my weekend went. Not a good weekend.
Speaker 4: You know what?
Speaker 2: And you know what Rick did? Rick went to the
Speaker 2: bathroom and a man his age to pee It takes
Speaker 2: forty seven minutes.
Speaker 1: He's still peace quicker than me.
Speaker 2: It's exactly right.
Speaker 3: I mean a Gainness World Book of Records for that too.
Speaker 2: By the way, Uh, the theme to this is don't
Speaker 2: know much about his stew ree.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's like some kind of a don't.
Speaker 2: Like this? Which one is the.
Speaker 1: Maybe it could be that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Bygy.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me about stage because I'm horrible at geometry.
Speaker 1: To see what I did there?
Speaker 2: Rick, he's got them all in today.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I saw it.
Speaker 2: I can't even see. I mean, Rick's not even which
Speaker 2: ones have you missed?
Speaker 1: So did the numb joke?
Speaker 2: Look at my face?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so sad.
Speaker 2: It's a disappointment. He looks so sad, disappointed in you.
Speaker 1: It was today, April fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, John Wilkes
Speaker 1: Booth shot Lincoln at Forest Theater in Washington, d C.
Speaker 1: Gotta do it talk about bad punch lines. Other than that,
Speaker 1: missus Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Sorry, I
Speaker 1: can't help it.
Speaker 2: There's so much so And here's the thing, you know,
Speaker 2: it's like getting It's like a kicker getting injured. After
Speaker 2: if we're celebrating a kick he jumps to the stage
Speaker 2: and twists his ankle, not twists his ankle, shatters his ankle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then what is the name of the doctor that
Speaker 2: helped him?
Speaker 1: Uh? Hang on? You know that mud? Mud? Here's mudd
Speaker 1: in your eyes.
Speaker 2: Here's mud your eye because you go buddy, because Mud. No, No,
Speaker 2: your name is Mud.
Speaker 1: He took advantage of his eye socket.
Speaker 2: It's not true.
Speaker 1: That's how west work came. Here's mud in your eyes.
Speaker 2: It's not true.
Speaker 1: It was today, heypril fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, John Wilkes,
Speaker 1: Wait in eighteen sixty two, right, age sixty five?
Speaker 2: Oh sixty five? You sure well unless this is wrong, Okay,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 1: He died the following day. According to the legend, Lincoln
Speaker 1: was holding.
Speaker 2: His suffered did he suffered man in pain before he
Speaker 2: didn't die instantly use a gun that I mean seriously,
Speaker 2: because it wasn't a large gun. The poor guy Lincoln suffered.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: His last words were, what you're standing on my hoose?
Speaker 2: You didn't have hose?
Speaker 3: Yeah they did.
Speaker 1: It's a presidential hose. Court Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, here,
Speaker 1: you're staying on my hose. Get it.
Speaker 2: The older Clinton gets, the more foghorn leghorn. I get
Speaker 2: out of here. I say, I'll say, I'll say, you
Speaker 2: must vote for voters riots, I see.
Speaker 1: According to uh. According to legend, Lincoln was holding his
Speaker 1: wife's hand at the time the shooting. All that sweet
Speaker 1: and and she had just asked Abraham Lincoln if this
Speaker 1: public display of affection was appropriate where it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It was not a you kid, if you showed your ankles,
Speaker 2: you were a to w h O.
Speaker 1: Or well you're holding hands like it's some kind of
Speaker 1: a brothel public.
Speaker 2: You couldn't show ankles. You've seen the swimsuits back.
Speaker 1: Then, oh, all the way down and then there's something
Speaker 1: else starts. Anyway. The wife had just asked if this
Speaker 1: public display of affection was appropriate to where Lincoln said,
Speaker 1: they won't think anything about it. Those were his last words.
Speaker 1: By the way, John Wilkes Booth looked this up. So
Speaker 1: how big of an actor was John Wilkes Booth at
Speaker 1: the time. He would have been about the same Hollywood
Speaker 1: type celebrity as Leonardo Dicaprice. That's what it says, I
Speaker 1: chased the squirrel when SERI look it up? Google it
Speaker 1: really so, I guess Hollywood actors have always been crazy.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was today? Yeah, it was today.
Speaker 1: In nineteen ten, President Taft began the tradition of throwing
Speaker 1: out the first pitch.
Speaker 2: What's famous for Taffy Fat?
Speaker 1: Right from Taffy?
Speaker 2: He's a fat, That's what he's famous.
Speaker 1: Fat.
Speaker 2: How do you think people know Taft? Because he was big?
Speaker 1: Who's the guy that got shot? And he went in
Speaker 1: and delivered the speech A Roosevelt? Was he fat?
Speaker 2: Teddy Teddy got shot? Was Teddy fat shot through the lung?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, Teddy got shot through the lung? Finished the speech.
Speaker 2: Then he was like, I guess probably guess you'd get
Speaker 2: this looked at.
Speaker 1: Pretty tough, right you think it was? The day in
Speaker 1: nineteen twelve, the world's largest passenger ship, the Titanic, struck
Speaker 1: an ice bird during its maiden voyage, or did it
Speaker 1: because it had been publicized as an unsinkable ship that
Speaker 1: caused many passengers to refuse to get into lifeboats boats
Speaker 1: rescue ship packed packed up? Yeah, packed up. Rescue ships
Speaker 1: picked up seven hundred and six survivors, while one thy
Speaker 1: five hundred and seventeen went down with the ship. The
Speaker 1: ship was located again in in nineteen eighty six.
Speaker 2: Some of the owners of the largest companies in the
Speaker 2: world were on that ship and refused, even though there
Speaker 2: was an open seat to get in it, under the
Speaker 2: embarrassment of not being taking a seat of a woman
Speaker 2: or a child.
Speaker 1: I would a boy.
Speaker 2: The CEOs and owners of businesses have changed over the
Speaker 2: last well one hundred years.
Speaker 1: Now. They get pissed off from their identity.
Speaker 2: It's exactly just the firm, my identity them.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, where's the where's the ziz a life bolts?
Speaker 1: I'm not going in with male and female. That's only
Speaker 1: that's only the options.
Speaker 2: You have, sir. You're going to freeze to this slowly
Speaker 2: in the Atlantic waters and maybe be eaten by a shark,
Speaker 2: but you'll be dead by then. I will not take
Speaker 2: the seat of a child or a woman.
Speaker 1: It was today. In nineteen thirty three, the first modern
Speaker 1: signing of the lock and this monster was recorded It's
Speaker 1: so Stupid by Aldie and John McKay. They first saw
Speaker 1: something that resembled a whale. It's a stick, like that
Speaker 1: famous picture of the guy stick. Yes, the most famous
Speaker 1: picture of NeSSI. That was a was a piece of
Speaker 1: wood carved by some guy. Please refrain from saying NeSSI
Speaker 1: unless you're in the luckness of society.
Speaker 2: We're not going to assume Nessi's gender, which is crazy.
Speaker 2: So he carved it just about fifty five six inches long,
Speaker 2: and he just put it in the water, floated out
Speaker 2: thirty yards. He took the picture. People examined this picture, scientist,
Speaker 2: the government. He finally said, yeah, here it is, showed
Speaker 2: them people is yeah, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: It was today, April fourteenth, and I just now came
Speaker 1: out with this joke.
Speaker 2: It was today.
Speaker 1: In nineteen fifty six, the Ampex Corporation demonstrated the first
Speaker 1: commercial videotape recorder. Oh boy. The prize yes, fifty thousand
Speaker 1: dollars in nineteen fifty six dollars, no doubt, and the
Speaker 1: clock still flashes twelve twelve twelve.
Speaker 2: Rick will remember this because he's old.
Speaker 1: Fifty thousand, ninety.
Speaker 2: The first VCRs had paneling, that's how big they were. Yes,
Speaker 2: I remember that they had paneling. They were huge and
Speaker 2: it would just go chunk.
Speaker 3: I think the first ones were beta.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's right.
Speaker 2: See Alma alpha. Dwight's the beta. Bame man, I'm not bam.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's chase the squirrel. Rick fifty thousand dollars in
Speaker 1: nineteen fifty six. What is it equivalent to, Rick? First?
Speaker 3: What is it equivalent to nowadays?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for fifty thousand dollars in nineteen fifty six, the
Speaker 1: very first VCR.
Speaker 2: One hundred and two thousand.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, one hundred thousand, go your way off?
Speaker 1: Really five hundred and eighty seven thousand, eight hundred and
Speaker 1: sixty five dollars.
Speaker 2: Well, you could buy a house for twenty cents. I
Speaker 2: know how much was my first house? We paid twenty
Speaker 2: seven dollars.
Speaker 1: How many TV shows were around on nineteen fifty six?
Speaker 2: How much is insurance we talk about?
Speaker 1: Was that? Rick?
Speaker 3: I said they were all in black and white back then?
Speaker 1: Well it was today. Twenty twelve April fourteenth, the Beastie
Speaker 1: Boys were inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Speaker 1: Adam Yak, also known as m c A, was too
Speaker 1: ill to attend oh Ill license to ill. He passed
Speaker 1: away following uh in weeks later, following in a valiant
Speaker 1: fight with cancer.
Speaker 2: Of the so one of the Threes, Savary, Glens and
Speaker 2: Limnal he changed the world. Three Jewish kids from Long
Speaker 2: Island become the biggest rap band in the world for
Speaker 2: a while, and then the greatest Eminem.
Speaker 1: I remember Manam is not the greatest, the top twenties
Speaker 1: kids kids him going when I when I didn't want to,
Speaker 1: just were just sad because it's good, good rap music. Oh,
Speaker 1: we get it. Your mom was mean to you every
Speaker 1: once in a while. Let it go.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: Today April fourteenth, twenty fifteen, archaeologists announced they had found
Speaker 1: in Kenya tools that were three point three million years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know, we've been around. I do ask
Speaker 2: me how long have humans been around?
Speaker 1: Forty seven million, three hundred and twenty five thousand years.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, you know that.
Speaker 1: Well, it's just you know, and that's it.
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Speaker 1: Rick is good to sitting in you with you, migo,
Speaker 1: haven't seen you for a while.
Speaker 3: I know it's good to be back.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering where John Auden is. His lovely wife
Speaker 1: gave birth and he's taken off maternity, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess he's probably doing the fake boob breastfeeding. Don't
Speaker 1: you think that could be true? I think there's a
Speaker 1: lot of truth today. Anyway, stick around Clay and Buck,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be next, and then right after Clay and Buck,
Speaker 1: of course, Louisville's own Terry Miners. And we will see
Speaker 1: you manyana on behalf of Tony Venetti in behalf of
Speaker 1: Rick Dwight Wit and saying have a great day and
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