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<v Speaker 1>Ah. Lots of people hate what Oh you got to

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<v Speaker 1>sit news radio eight port I'm not talking? Are you

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<v Speaker 1>going to talk? And then lead us into it.

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<v Speaker 2>There now's the queue. The second boom boom boom, like,

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<v Speaker 2>what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm doing to show eight years? Eight?

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<v Speaker 2>How many years does it take to know when you

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<v Speaker 2>come in?

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<v Speaker 1>Nine? Nine is the number?

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<v Speaker 2>Do your stupid band joke when somebody doesn't know when

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<v Speaker 2>to come in? Do it because you know you want to?

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, hey, Rick, I'm here. How do you know when

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<v Speaker 1>the lead singer of a band's at your door?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. How do I know when a lead

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<v Speaker 3>singer of a band's at my door?

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<v Speaker 1>Because he can never find the key, and when he does,

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<v Speaker 1>he still doesn't know when to come in.

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<v Speaker 2>I knew it or.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Lots of people take ubers, including me. It's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>easier than paying forty dollars worth of parking when there's

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<v Speaker 1>a concert at the Young Center.

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<v Speaker 2>It's easy to pick when I'm movie's been made because

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<v Speaker 2>someone's getting out of a taxi.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, if.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody gets out of a taxi, you're like, oh, this

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<v Speaker 2>has made more than ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yet taxi still exists.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, I was watching Jill Storm. I wonder if

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<v Speaker 2>and the guy everybody kept getting out of taxis and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, this is before uber.

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if you still take a taxi in twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty five, would you? Because you can use the rotary

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<v Speaker 1>phone to call them? Oh that's true, or maybe or

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<v Speaker 1>the high tech taxi riders. Yeah, yeah, they faxed the

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<v Speaker 1>facts it says it's true. Okay, it's saying I too

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<v Speaker 1>long of a joke. All right, If you're take an uber,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times things are left behind in ubers.

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<v Speaker 1>I always grabbed my phone. I'm scared to death. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to leave it in an uber. But here's a

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<v Speaker 1>list from New York City, the most forgetful city, because

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<v Speaker 1>that's it's probably because per capita there's more people. But

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<v Speaker 1>New York City has more things left behind in ubers. Tourists.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just tours that's a good thing. So what what

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<v Speaker 1>are some of the things that have been left behind

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<v Speaker 1>and found in ubers in New York City? I happen

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<v Speaker 1>to have a list.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you have a list? Do we have wait a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>do we have music for list?

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<v Speaker 1>Said?

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<v Speaker 2>List? What New York City give me a New York

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<v Speaker 2>City Frank Sinati.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe no, no, no, no, Joe New York state of mind.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 2>How about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Because my wife and I like to make sweet sweet

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<v Speaker 1>love to that song.

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<v Speaker 2>She doesn't, Well, you're enjoying yourself. She does our taxes.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, while you're doing it. While you're doing that,

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<v Speaker 2>she's doing the taxes whatever. By the way, which is tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that's called it's multitasking.

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<v Speaker 2>But sneaking deep.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wha, wha, wha, wha whoa tax days tomorrow. That

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<v Speaker 1>means tonight I get lucky. So what are some of

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<v Speaker 1>the things that are left behind in ubers? Here is

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<v Speaker 1>number one? A mannequin head with actual human hair.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I didn't know if you were going with laptops wallets. No,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going for mannequin head with actual human hair.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This is uh weird stuff. Wow, weird stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>People are freaky. That's why some people are afraid to

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<v Speaker 2>go to the big city, New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't. I don't know if I could do that joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, most of the people I know, my wife like

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<v Speaker 2>a little okay, don't no, I know where you're going

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<v Speaker 2>and you're not going to do it because you've matured.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have been a good joke, though it would have

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<v Speaker 1>been eight years ago back of a taxi.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I will. Most people say, and including my wife,

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<v Speaker 2>She's like, I hope you never go to New York.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why, You're like, because we'll never get you

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<v Speaker 2>out of there. You'll love it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think they never leave Tony. I'm like, what,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>They Basically she's saying, you're kind of an a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>You will fit in.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'm walking here. Hey go back to jay Z

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<v Speaker 1>you bum all right? Uh a Magica with human hair.

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh breast milk, Now, I want to try fresh breast milk.

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<v Speaker 2>That is some of the most expensive juice on the market.

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<v Speaker 2>Juice it is, it is, It's boom boom juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Pregnant people can like sell it somehow they do, don't really, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>they freeze it and then they sell it. Have you

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<v Speaker 1>tried it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yes, it's very sweet? Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Two kids?

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<v Speaker 1>Man? From the tap? Do you not try it from

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<v Speaker 1>the tap? Or like the thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie was a trooper because most women give up because

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<v Speaker 2>those teeth. Oh god, it's chewing on their nipples. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's tough.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let me tell you that's so. That's a fetish

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<v Speaker 1>that Susan has chewing on nipples. So every time we

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<v Speaker 1>make sweet sweet Love, it's I gotta numb them first.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I got to chase the thing here. So they

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<v Speaker 2>do this, they do this stupid dad thing where they

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<v Speaker 2>cut a hole in the shirt and they put and

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<v Speaker 2>they put the bottle through the shirt if the dad

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<v Speaker 2>is bestfeeding the kid. And I'm like, do you know

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<v Speaker 2>how much stuff?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you understand.

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<v Speaker 2>How stupid that is? Let the mom feed the child,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, go do what dudes do. And then secondly,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know how insanely important crazy stuff they could

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<v Speaker 2>happen to my kids when they were kids, and you

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<v Speaker 2>remind them of it happening, and they go.

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<v Speaker 1>That happened, that happened.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember any of that. What Like, Nick Coffey's

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<v Speaker 2>got his kid in a four year old basketball league.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, do you think he's not to remember of

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<v Speaker 2>the four year old? He's keeping stats. He's like, got

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<v Speaker 2>twelve rebels to twenty eight points.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember that, son? No, no, I remember the Rece's peanut

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<v Speaker 1>butter cake. We had to celebrate. That was good.

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<v Speaker 3>Nick.

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<v Speaker 2>Nick, he's posting his numbers?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the breastfiting man? Boob god? Nick? Is that who? No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's been bullet County. He wouldn't do that. Bullet

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<v Speaker 2>County guys art fake nipple feed baby guy?

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, just a bottom with my baby. I'm gonna give

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<v Speaker 1>my man boob to feed him.

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<v Speaker 2>It's I'm sorry, I don't know who's that for. It's stupid.

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<v Speaker 2>Women feed women have boobs, they feed the baby. Let

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<v Speaker 2>that happen.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't cut a hole in your shirt and put a

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<v Speaker 4>nipple through it. You sound look stupid. You sound like

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<v Speaker 4>a Neanderthal when you say stuff like that. Man, you

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<v Speaker 4>sound you're showing your ignorance, is what you're doing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>These are things found lost in ubers. A ghost trap

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<v Speaker 1>from Ghostbusters. Yo, kind of cool. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, ye open it up. I would that

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<v Speaker 2>should be a grift and have it smoking a little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>have a little little smoke, right, Yeah, that's when you

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<v Speaker 2>open the door, look in the back and go yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I get the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know who left this in the back of

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<v Speaker 1>an uber, but it's a person after my own heart,

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<v Speaker 1>because I could see myself, the old white stealing one

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<v Speaker 1>of these. And I can't believe that. I never have

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<v Speaker 1>found in the back of an uber a urinal. But

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<v Speaker 1>inn't that big enough. When they got out, they go, ay,

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<v Speaker 1>you forgot your urinal?

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<v Speaker 2>You mean what do you mean a urinal?

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<v Speaker 1>A white urinal that you we we in that's for kids. No,

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<v Speaker 1>from a bathroom somehow what somehow they stole a urinal

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<v Speaker 1>and they left it in the back of.

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<v Speaker 2>A Oh oh, I'm sorry urinal. I'm thinking of something else. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>urinal that No, I know, I'll get the next one.

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<v Speaker 1>But big enough where the guy would notice, I would think. So, Nay,

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<v Speaker 1>miss Abernethy, you forgot your urinal. No, no, it was

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<v Speaker 1>left there on purpose. It wasn't by accident. It was

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<v Speaker 1>left It was like I can just drop it in

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<v Speaker 1>the if I take time to steal a urinal, it's

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<v Speaker 1>going above the fireplace.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, somebody might have given it to him as a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>A live pet turtle was found. That's nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Big turtles live forever. A matter of fact, Sylvester Stallone

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<v Speaker 2>still has cuff and link.

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<v Speaker 1>I will say that it's pretty cruel. Leaving a turtle

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<v Speaker 1>in an uber is shellfish. See what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>The Ricka said shell matter of fact, turtles, Turtles will

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<v Speaker 2>be one. Turtles will be one of the animals that

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<v Speaker 2>they say, say from the FDA animal testing that they're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get rid of.

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<v Speaker 1>Right because they poke their fingers and they were in

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<v Speaker 1>and get the head come out, and then they put

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<v Speaker 1>makeup on their turtle faces. That's what big makeup does,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's what's at riskier.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are the things that drive people that hate Trump,

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<v Speaker 2>like he did get rid of animal testing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know, but a set of Shrek ears fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>hookahs Shrek ears, Yeah, I got excited. I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>thought it was hookers, but it's hookahs. Never mind ucas,

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen hookahs hookahs. Yeah, it sounds like somebody, Hey, so

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<v Speaker 1>I ran into these fifteen hookahs. No, it's hookah smoking

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<v Speaker 1>smoke thing. Yeah, yeh yeah yeahdie in smoking pipes or something. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but also sounds like your generation or your family. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>these hookahs. You know what I mean? It does sound

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<v Speaker 1>like that, it does, righte it thanksgiving A bouquet of

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred roses or.

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<v Speaker 2>A bouquet a bouquet I don't know what a bouquet is.

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<v Speaker 1>A bouquet is where you take a bunch of flowers, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and you strap them together with flower string, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you walk up your wife and you say, I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's a bouquet.

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<v Speaker 2>There you go, bouquet.

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<v Speaker 1>You got it right? What I say first time? You

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<v Speaker 1>said bouquet tomato? Potato?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Both pronunciations are in fact correct. But let me

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<v Speaker 1>fact check that.

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<v Speaker 2>Bow Goode.

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<v Speaker 1>O Zapi has been found. Ten live lobsters were found

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<v Speaker 1>in the maneuver.

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<v Speaker 2>I love lobster. I did my take them nail I

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<v Speaker 2>eight lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>One time, and my dad runed it for me because

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<v Speaker 1>he said, hey, tell you what, let's get staken lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>fat Dwhite dipped it into the butter.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. It was the most delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Bucket of butter.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad, Oh my gosh, it was so delicious.

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<v Speaker 2>Little Fat Dwhite.

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<v Speaker 1>My dad's sitting but my Dad's sitting looking at his

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<v Speaker 1>he's ever tasted. He goes, you know how they prepare

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<v Speaker 1>that little fat white and no, Daddy, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>prepare it? He said, you gotta boil him alive?

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<v Speaker 2>What?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, last time I rate lobster.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't bring myself to do it again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's my favorite part. When Jack and I first got together,

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<v Speaker 2>Rick first got together.

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<v Speaker 2>lobster would crawl towards the door, such a jerk man.

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<v Speaker 2>The water would be boiling at this point. I would

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<v Speaker 2>all he's got to do is just fall. Because he

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<v Speaker 2>He could escape through the woods, and at the last

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<v Speaker 2>second I would scoop him up. I would literally do

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<v Speaker 2>this voice, and I'd throw him into the hot water

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<v Speaker 2>and slam the lid on top.

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<v Speaker 1>They're such as Jeffrey Dahmer, Yeah, who does this rick.

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<v Speaker 3>Because it reminds me of the old Remember Larry the

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<v Speaker 3>lobster bit with any Murphy on the Saturday. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>remember what was remember that one he was standing there

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<v Speaker 3>with the lobster in his hand. He goes, uh, you

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<v Speaker 3>know you really want me to throw this in this

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<v Speaker 3>this boiling pot of water, and you know it just

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I would hear him screaming, But it's

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<v Speaker 2>not screaming, it's just air escaping through this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, they're getting boiled to death alive, but they taste better.

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<v Speaker 1>Why can't you just give the lobsters like some ambient

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<v Speaker 1>and they overdose and go to sleep, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>put them in the water. Why you gotta boil them alive?

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<v Speaker 2>Unlus I want to put him on the floor to

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<v Speaker 1>I swear you're probably you're probably a serial killer, just

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<v Speaker 1>waiting to be riding.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes to opters.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I am.

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<v Speaker 1>These are things that were found in ubers that passengers

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<v Speaker 1>left behind. A Viking drinking horn. I'm not letting that's

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<v Speaker 1>going in my bag. Me too, He's going in my bag.

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<v Speaker 2>I've did Viking drinking horn, done.

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<v Speaker 1>A taxi dermyed rabbit.

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<v Speaker 3>No, a stuffed rabbit.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye, stuff rabbit.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, divorce papers oooh this is something that next was

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<v Speaker 1>something to my wife forget a five gallon bucket of beans.

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<v Speaker 1>She always goes to Sam's and she'll come home and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, here's three hundred and twenty gallons of macaroni.

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<v Speaker 1>That was but it was on sale.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why we stopped shopping in some of those places. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, I don't need forty eight rolls of toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, now about we do I need one pen because

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<v Speaker 1>of her?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? No, you and your sister in law.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because Kathy Tyler Young comes over. Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>we don't need it. We need to go.

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<v Speaker 2>But if I wanted to buy a fountain pen, I

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<v Speaker 2>have to buy one hundred and twenty fountain exactly. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I want just the can I have the navel spray. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they come in packs of.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight what one hundred and seventy five slider hamburgers, one

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<v Speaker 1>hundred and eight eggs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh and by the way, the stories are already started

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<v Speaker 2>on how to save money on Easter. Oh with the

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<v Speaker 2>eggs A good substitution's marshmallows.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard you can dye potatoes. They had that one

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<v Speaker 3>as a substitute.

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<v Speaker 2>You could just buy the.

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<v Speaker 1>Plastic ones, right, just buy the plastic ones, but by

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<v Speaker 1>the plastic ones hers, or you know what, even better, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what happens when you buy the plastic ones.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use them next year? Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Or if you got a dog, huh, let the dog

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<v Speaker 1>do harden up and just paint it and then say,

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<v Speaker 1>you know why you get ten cents for every Easter, Dude,

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<v Speaker 1>do you bring me make them like a pretty pastel.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the kids are cleaning up your ard. Let's win

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<v Speaker 1>for you, and are getting ten cents of dodo a

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<v Speaker 1>win for them? You know what that's called a win win?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know too many people that

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<v Speaker 2>actually boil the eggs and then paint the actual eggs anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in nineteen sixty five. Yeah, well it's not nineteen

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<v Speaker 2>sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>And also, after we did the egg hunt, we would

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<v Speaker 1>push a hoop down a dirt road with a stick.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we did for entertainment.

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<v Speaker 2>There's nothing more disappointing than little Fat Dwight finding out

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<v Speaker 2>that the chocolate bunny is hollow, oh godstead of solid.

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<v Speaker 1>That very first time I bit that year like crumpled apart. LIOK,

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<v Speaker 1>if you just started crying, well, I thought somebody ripped

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<v Speaker 1>off my caramel inside. You know, all right, one last

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<v Speaker 1>one we'll get out of here. Twenty four cans of corn,

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<v Speaker 1>or for our Native American listeners, many four cans of

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<v Speaker 1>may Thank you, You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sam's Furniture, Baby, s I am as one am. That's right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tax refund time. Is the season? Tis the season

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<v Speaker 1>to go ahead and give your whole home brand new furnishings.

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<v Speaker 1>You can do that with Sims Furniture on Dixie Highway

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<v Speaker 1>in Preston Highway. I'm talking about beautiful, beautiful bedroom sets.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw a beautiful bedroom set that I think I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna get for Susan and myself. It was seven pieces,

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<v Speaker 1>only nine hundred and ninety nine dollars. But was a queen.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, hey, TC, how much for the king? Just

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred bucks? More living room suits, dining room suits,

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen sets. You're gonna love this high quality furniture, but

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna love the price even more. Sims Furniture two locations,

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<v Speaker 1>Dixie and Preston.

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<v Speaker 2>High Windownation windownation dot com. Buy four windows, get four free,

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<v Speaker 2>and right now. They are made in the USC. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they're mean in the USA. That's not Bruce Springsteen.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, whoa stop stop you're telling me that that beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>angelic voice I just heard is not Bruce Bartholoimels Springsteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct, it's mine. Wow, blown away Windownation. Man, they will

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<v Speaker 2>look if you don't think it's in the budget for

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<v Speaker 2>this year, it is because it's two years. No payments,

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<v Speaker 2>no interest, that's right, no payments, no interest, nothing down

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<v Speaker 2>and you get the windows. You benefit from new windows

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<v Speaker 2>in your home for two years. So go to windownation

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<v Speaker 2>dot com. Back after this on news radio eight forty, whas.

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<v Speaker 1>Hall and Oates land either yeah, that's about New York City.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh really Yeah? Which one's the blonde?

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<v Speaker 1>That was Daryl Hall?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Which is the dark hair guy with the most.

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<v Speaker 1>This one looks like Bobby Bobby Booie from Stern, All right,

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<v Speaker 1>looks just like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Look up?

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<v Speaker 1>How old Bill Belichick is Bill Belichick? Seventy two? Why

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<v Speaker 1>would you date a woman that you I'm gonna guess

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<v Speaker 1>seventy two. I'll say that's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Seventy two years old. Good bang the Dinghy.

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<v Speaker 2>His girlfriend's twenty four. She's competing for Miss Maine USA.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah but seriously though, Okay, okay, but time out there

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<v Speaker 2>are a lot of people age. I'll talk to guys

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<v Speaker 2>there's age and they're like, good for him, but good

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<v Speaker 2>for him. I'm like, I wouldn't want anything nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>do to that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So she's twenty what is she twenty four? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's twenty four. You could probably have maybe ten years

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<v Speaker 1>of pop culture common ground with her because oh who cares?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I mean, come on, that's no but your

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<v Speaker 1>great grandfather. But what I'm talking about is that's not

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<v Speaker 1>even best case scenario. You got nothing to talk about, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're ever self conscious about your body, let

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<v Speaker 1>me even when you hit your fifties, things start to

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<v Speaker 1>droop pretty low. Hey, Dwight, Yeah you would.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to ruin anything in your head here.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's not there for his body. She's there for

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<v Speaker 1>a check account. I know, I understand that, and to

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<v Speaker 1>increase her Instagram account. No, she might be there because

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<v Speaker 1>it's true, okay, but for example, yesterday, late afternoon we

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<v Speaker 1>finally got some time together. Susan and I did all

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<v Speaker 1>week and long no time together. You know what we did? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I sat on my couch with my heating pad and

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<v Speaker 1>she sat in her chair with her heating pad.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, where was the blanket? And was she knitting?

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<v Speaker 1>She had a blanket on and there was no knitting

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<v Speaker 1>we were.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you sleeping with your glasses around the end of

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<v Speaker 2>your nose and a pipe slowly burning in?

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<v Speaker 1>I did smoke a pipe, but that wasn't until about

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<v Speaker 1>nine the portrait of I didn't smoke a pipe, but

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<v Speaker 1>that wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Portraits on the back of George Washington portrait in the background,

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<v Speaker 2>and what is cheese?

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<v Speaker 1>I had my heating pad and then we broughably.

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<v Speaker 2>Then she hit her heating pad, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then then she she brings up the fact of hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you want to have relations?

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<v Speaker 2>I went, you know what, we could so sexy? We

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<v Speaker 2>could do you want to have relations? Or we turned

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<v Speaker 2>on right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Or we can continue to lay on our heating pad

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<v Speaker 1>and watch yet another episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what we did laid on the heating pad and

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<v Speaker 2>watching that episode right? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, So what you doing with somebody fifty years younger

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<v Speaker 1>than you?

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy. So she he's also taken another job. Why

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<v Speaker 2>can't people just go to retirement. I don't understand. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred million, now he's well, you have no idea.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it's that much.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not about one hundred it's seventy million.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, seventy million. You can't spend it. No, two lifetimes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right. So now he's headed to coach the University

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<v Speaker 2>of North Carolina. What college foot bull? Twenty four year

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<v Speaker 2>old girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened? What happened was.

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<v Speaker 2>He was labeled the greatest football coach of all time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well except for the whole cheating part with a

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<v Speaker 1>several cheating issues rosenses. I mean, and then his quarterback

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<v Speaker 1>left and won another title. But you really kind of

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<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything when the quarterback left. Someone's feeling someone's

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<v Speaker 1>feeling insecure. I'm insecure, is he not? No, he is.

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<v Speaker 2>He's feeling insecure. So now he's got to go get

427
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<v Speaker 2>himself a twenty four year old girlfriend and a college job.

428
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<v Speaker 2>What do you talk about gold fishing with Nick Saban?

429
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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing?

430
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<v Speaker 2>Your careers are over?

431
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<v Speaker 1>I dated a girl fifteen years younger than me. He

432
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<v Speaker 1>knew her yeah, and while the sex was terrific, oh boy,

433
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<v Speaker 1>after that, there was nothing. I mean, you couldn't talk

434
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<v Speaker 1>about anything. I would make one Captain Studie.

435
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<v Speaker 2>If you make if you tell that story one more time,

436
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<v Speaker 2>I'll punch you in the face if you say, Captain

437
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<v Speaker 2>Stuby and this fifty, if you tell that story one

438
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<v Speaker 2>more time in the eight years we've been doing this

439
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<v Speaker 2>damn show again, I'm going to punch you in the face.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know what, when you're right, you're right. I

441
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<v Speaker 1>would make one Colonel Potter statement, Why that's not who

442
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<v Speaker 1>do we have? Rick?

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<v Speaker 3>No, let's see here, hang on all right, how about

444
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<v Speaker 3>the fireplace?

445
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<v Speaker 2>Oh we were there Friday. It was a good time.

446
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<v Speaker 1>Thank you everybody that came out to the fireplace.

447
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<v Speaker 2>Ors we didn't get any of the food.

448
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<v Speaker 1>We didn't get none of them because you people are

449
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<v Speaker 1>pigs and you ain't stop. Man, you can't call them pigs.

450
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<v Speaker 2>I mean you people that showed up or pigs.

451
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<v Speaker 1>No stop, don't stop doing that. Man. We would like

452
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<v Speaker 1>to thank all the people with generous appetites for showing

453
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<v Speaker 1>up to the fireplace.

454
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<v Speaker 2>And that your pigs.

455
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<v Speaker 1>Still we have no ever call you all of our

456
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<v Speaker 1>friends that listened to this with generous appetites. Thank you

457
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<v Speaker 1>for showing up to the fireplace. When's the last time

458
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<v Speaker 1>you've been to the grill Master's Supply and the fire

459
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<v Speaker 1>please located the same shopping centers Roosters ten four zero eight.

460
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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna love Grill Masters Supply. It's where I get

461
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<v Speaker 1>all my rubs and on my wood. See what I

462
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<v Speaker 1>said there, Tony, Yeah, I get on my rubs, yeah,

463
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<v Speaker 1>and on my wood at the fireplace.

464
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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for continuing to do the same joke and.

465
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<v Speaker 1>Grill Masters Supply. Seriously, listen, folks, it's the end all

466
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<v Speaker 1>b all when it comes to outdoor cooking. Maybe you

467
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<v Speaker 1>want an outdoor kitchen. They got you covered on that

468
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<v Speaker 1>as well. Go by there and tell them, hey, I

469
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<v Speaker 1>want an outdoor kitchen. They'll get the specs from you.

470
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<v Speaker 1>They'll actually build out a blueprint for you to show

471
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<v Speaker 1>you what you can have right there in your own backyard.

472
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<v Speaker 1>I have the pits and spits Maverick smoker, That's what

473
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<v Speaker 1>I love. When's the last time cooked outdoors? Grilling? Smoking,

474
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<v Speaker 1>you name it, they have it, and they have all

475
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<v Speaker 1>of the rubs you need, all the woods that you need.

476
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<v Speaker 1>Grill Masters supply truly is the one stop shop for

477
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<v Speaker 1>all things.

478
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<v Speaker 2>Cooking well does make me. Troy Roeboker.

479
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<v Speaker 1>Well by the facto news radio for jazz, John camp

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<v Speaker 1>Cougar Melon in his big head. As much as you

481
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<v Speaker 1>can never let anything go yeah and just enjoy people's

482
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<v Speaker 1>music after they piss you off, can't do it. Pink

483
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<v Speaker 1>Houses maybe one of the best songs ever. I don't

484
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<v Speaker 1>see color. I just call them houses.

485
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<v Speaker 2>Right, But still, I gotta admit it's a great song.

486
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<v Speaker 2>It's a great song. Just because you don't get along

487
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<v Speaker 2>with him, you can sit back and enjoy it. I'm

488
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<v Speaker 2>just so glad you and Bruce Springsteen's politics lineup so well.

489
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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what I was going to say. Uh, I

490
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<v Speaker 1>make an exception already, and that's for Bruce Springsteen, Bruce

491
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<v Speaker 1>Milford House Springsteen.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to know your friends. That when why it

493
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<v Speaker 2>was a fat, lonely, stinky salesperson. Yes that if I

494
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<v Speaker 2>heard Nebraska, oh yeah, from Bruce Springsteen coming from the

495
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<v Speaker 2>underneath his desk, bad day at the old building. Oh,

496
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<v Speaker 2>I knew to walk the long way around to such.

497
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<v Speaker 1>A dark record. Nebraska hit me perfectly. A lot of

498
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<v Speaker 1>things happened today in history. Let's run down a couple

499
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<v Speaker 1>of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have our theme music?

501
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<v Speaker 1>I didn't call for it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, you had one thing to do in

503
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<v Speaker 2>the break.

504
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<v Speaker 1>It's Monday.

505
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<v Speaker 2>You had one thing to do in the break.

506
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<v Speaker 1>And you know how my weekend went. Not a good weekend.

507
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<v Speaker 4>You know what?

508
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<v Speaker 2>And you know what Rick did? Rick went to the

509
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<v Speaker 2>bathroom and a man his age to pee It takes

510
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<v Speaker 2>forty seven minutes.

511
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<v Speaker 1>He's still peace quicker than me.

512
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<v Speaker 2>It's exactly right.

513
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<v Speaker 3>I mean a Gainness World Book of Records for that too.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, Uh, the theme to this is don't

515
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<v Speaker 2>know much about his stew ree.

516
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<v Speaker 1>No, it's not. It's like some kind of a don't.

517
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<v Speaker 2>Like this? Which one is the.

518
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<v Speaker 1>Maybe it could be that's a good one.

519
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<v Speaker 2>Bygy.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't ask me about stage because I'm horrible at geometry.

521
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<v Speaker 1>To see what I did there?

522
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<v Speaker 2>Rick, he's got them all in today.

523
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I saw it.

524
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<v Speaker 2>I can't even see. I mean, Rick's not even which

525
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<v Speaker 2>ones have you missed?

526
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<v Speaker 1>So did the numb joke?

527
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<v Speaker 2>Look at my face?

528
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so sad.

529
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<v Speaker 2>It's a disappointment. He looks so sad, disappointed in you.

530
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<v Speaker 1>It was today, April fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, John Wilkes

531
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<v Speaker 1>Booth shot Lincoln at Forest Theater in Washington, d C.

532
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<v Speaker 1>Gotta do it talk about bad punch lines. Other than that,

533
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<v Speaker 1>missus Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play? Sorry, I

534
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<v Speaker 1>can't help it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's so much so And here's the thing, you know,

536
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<v Speaker 2>it's like getting It's like a kicker getting injured. After

537
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<v Speaker 2>if we're celebrating a kick he jumps to the stage

538
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<v Speaker 2>and twists his ankle, not twists his ankle, shatters his ankle. Yeah,

539
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<v Speaker 2>and then what is the name of the doctor that

540
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<v Speaker 2>helped him?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? Hang on? You know that mud? Mud? Here's mudd

542
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<v Speaker 1>in your eyes.

543
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:25.319
<v Speaker 2>Here's mud your eye because you go buddy, because Mud. No, No,

544
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<v Speaker 2>your name is Mud.

545
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<v Speaker 1>He took advantage of his eye socket.

546
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<v Speaker 2>It's not true.

547
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<v Speaker 1>That's how west work came. Here's mud in your eyes.

548
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<v Speaker 2>It's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>It was today, heypril fourteenth, eighteen sixty five, John Wilkes,

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<v Speaker 1>Wait in eighteen sixty two, right, age sixty five?

551
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<v Speaker 2>Oh sixty five? You sure well unless this is wrong, Okay,

552
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<v Speaker 2>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>He died the following day. According to the legend, Lincoln

554
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<v Speaker 1>was holding.

555
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<v Speaker 2>His suffered did he suffered man in pain before he

556
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<v Speaker 2>didn't die instantly use a gun that I mean seriously,

557
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<v Speaker 2>because it wasn't a large gun. The poor guy Lincoln suffered.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

559
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<v Speaker 1>His last words were, what you're standing on my hoose?

560
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<v Speaker 2>You didn't have hose?

561
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah they did.

562
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<v Speaker 1>It's a presidential hose. Court Bill Clinton, Bill Clinton, here,

563
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<v Speaker 1>you're staying on my hose. Get it.

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<v Speaker 2>The older Clinton gets, the more foghorn leghorn. I get

565
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<v Speaker 2>out of here. I say, I'll say, I'll say, you

566
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<v Speaker 2>must vote for voters riots, I see.

567
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<v Speaker 1>According to uh. According to legend, Lincoln was holding his

568
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<v Speaker 1>wife's hand at the time the shooting. All that sweet

569
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<v Speaker 1>and and she had just asked Abraham Lincoln if this

570
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<v Speaker 1>public display of affection was appropriate where it wasn't.

571
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<v Speaker 2>It was not a you kid, if you showed your ankles,

572
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<v Speaker 2>you were a to w h O.

573
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<v Speaker 1>Or well you're holding hands like it's some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a brothel public.

575
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<v Speaker 2>You couldn't show ankles. You've seen the swimsuits back.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, oh, all the way down and then there's something

577
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<v Speaker 1>else starts. Anyway. The wife had just asked if this

578
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<v Speaker 1>public display of affection was appropriate to where Lincoln said,

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<v Speaker 1>they won't think anything about it. Those were his last words.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, John Wilkes Booth looked this up. So

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<v Speaker 1>how big of an actor was John Wilkes Booth at

582
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<v Speaker 1>the time. He would have been about the same Hollywood

583
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<v Speaker 1>type celebrity as Leonardo Dicaprice. That's what it says, I

584
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<v Speaker 1>chased the squirrel when SERI look it up? Google it

585
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<v Speaker 1>really so, I guess Hollywood actors have always been crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was today? Yeah, it was today.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen ten, President Taft began the tradition of throwing

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<v Speaker 1>out the first pitch.

590
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<v Speaker 2>What's famous for Taffy Fat?

591
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<v Speaker 1>Right from Taffy?

592
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:03.359
<v Speaker 2>He's a fat, That's what he's famous.

593
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<v Speaker 1>Fat.

594
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<v Speaker 2>How do you think people know Taft? Because he was big?

595
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<v Speaker 1>Who's the guy that got shot? And he went in

596
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<v Speaker 1>and delivered the speech A Roosevelt? Was he fat?

597
00:29:13.839 --> 00:29:17.440
<v Speaker 2>Teddy Teddy got shot? Was Teddy fat shot through the lung?

598
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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Teddy got shot through the lung? Finished the speech.

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<v Speaker 2>Then he was like, I guess probably guess you'd get

601
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<v Speaker 2>this looked at.

602
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<v Speaker 1>Pretty tough, right you think it was? The day in

603
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<v Speaker 1>nineteen twelve, the world's largest passenger ship, the Titanic, struck

604
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<v Speaker 1>an ice bird during its maiden voyage, or did it

605
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<v Speaker 1>because it had been publicized as an unsinkable ship that

606
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<v Speaker 1>caused many passengers to refuse to get into lifeboats boats

607
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<v Speaker 1>rescue ship packed packed up? Yeah, packed up. Rescue ships

608
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<v Speaker 1>picked up seven hundred and six survivors, while one thy

609
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<v Speaker 1>five hundred and seventeen went down with the ship. The

610
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<v Speaker 1>ship was located again in in nineteen eighty six.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the owners of the largest companies in the

612
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<v Speaker 2>world were on that ship and refused, even though there

613
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<v Speaker 2>was an open seat to get in it, under the

614
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<v Speaker 2>embarrassment of not being taking a seat of a woman

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<v Speaker 2>or a child.

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<v Speaker 1>I would a boy.

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<v Speaker 2>The CEOs and owners of businesses have changed over the

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<v Speaker 2>last well one hundred years.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. They get pissed off from their identity.

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<v Speaker 2>It's exactly just the firm, my identity them.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, where's the where's the ziz a life bolts?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going in with male and female. That's only

623
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<v Speaker 1>that's only the options.

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<v Speaker 2>You have, sir. You're going to freeze to this slowly

625
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<v Speaker 2>in the Atlantic waters and maybe be eaten by a shark,

626
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<v Speaker 2>but you'll be dead by then. I will not take

627
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<v Speaker 2>the seat of a child or a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>It was today. In nineteen thirty three, the first modern

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<v Speaker 1>signing of the lock and this monster was recorded It's

630
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<v Speaker 1>so Stupid by Aldie and John McKay. They first saw

631
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<v Speaker 1>something that resembled a whale. It's a stick, like that

632
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<v Speaker 1>famous picture of the guy stick. Yes, the most famous

633
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<v Speaker 1>picture of NeSSI. That was a was a piece of

634
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<v Speaker 1>wood carved by some guy. Please refrain from saying NeSSI

635
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<v Speaker 1>unless you're in the luckness of society.

636
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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to assume Nessi's gender, which is crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So he carved it just about fifty five six inches long,

638
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<v Speaker 2>and he just put it in the water, floated out

639
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<v Speaker 2>thirty yards. He took the picture. People examined this picture, scientist,

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<v Speaker 2>the government. He finally said, yeah, here it is, showed

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<v Speaker 2>them people is yeah, that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was today, April fourteenth, and I just now came

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<v Speaker 1>out with this joke.

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<v Speaker 2>It was today.

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<v Speaker 1>In nineteen fifty six, the Ampex Corporation demonstrated the first

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<v Speaker 1>commercial videotape recorder. Oh boy. The prize yes, fifty thousand

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<v Speaker 1>dollars in nineteen fifty six dollars, no doubt, and the

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<v Speaker 1>clock still flashes twelve twelve twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Rick will remember this because he's old.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifty thousand, ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>The first VCRs had paneling, that's how big they were. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember that they had paneling. They were huge and

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<v Speaker 2>it would just go chunk.

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<v Speaker 3>I think the first ones were beta.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, that's right.

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<v Speaker 2>See Alma alpha. Dwight's the beta. Bame man, I'm not bam.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's chase the squirrel. Rick fifty thousand dollars in

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<v Speaker 1>nineteen fifty six. What is it equivalent to, Rick? First?

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<v Speaker 3>What is it equivalent to nowadays?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, for fifty thousand dollars in nineteen fifty six, the

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<v Speaker 1>very first VCR.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred and two thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, one hundred thousand, go your way off?

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<v Speaker 1>Really five hundred and eighty seven thousand, eight hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could buy a house for twenty cents. I

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<v Speaker 2>know how much was my first house? We paid twenty

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<v Speaker 2>seven dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>How many TV shows were around on nineteen fifty six?

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<v Speaker 2>How much is insurance we talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that? Rick?

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<v Speaker 3>I said they were all in black and white back then?

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<v Speaker 1>Well it was today. Twenty twelve April fourteenth, the Beastie

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<v Speaker 1>Boys were inducted to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Yak, also known as m c A, was too

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<v Speaker 1>ill to attend oh Ill license to ill. He passed

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<v Speaker 1>away following uh in weeks later, following in a valiant

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<v Speaker 1>fight with cancer.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the so one of the Threes, Savary, Glens and

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<v Speaker 2>Limnal he changed the world. Three Jewish kids from Long

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<v Speaker 2>Island become the biggest rap band in the world for

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<v Speaker 2>a while, and then the greatest Eminem.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember Manam is not the greatest, the top twenties

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<v Speaker 1>kids kids him going when I when I didn't want to,

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<v Speaker 1>just were just sad because it's good, good rap music. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we get it. Your mom was mean to you every

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. Let it go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Today April fourteenth, twenty fifteen, archaeologists announced they had found

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<v Speaker 1>in Kenya tools that were three point three million years old.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we don't know, we've been around. I do ask

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<v Speaker 2>me how long have humans been around?

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<v Speaker 1>Forty seven million, three hundred and twenty five thousand years.

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<v Speaker 2>That's amazing, you know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just you know, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's this day and his I know, you know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot about Pello windows too.

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<v Speaker 1>I do know a lot of Pelo windows. I know

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<v Speaker 1>they're listen, folks, not just made in the USA, made

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<v Speaker 1>right here in Kentucky. That's right by your family members,

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<v Speaker 1>your friends, people. You know Pella windows listen loved ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Check them out for yourself at twelve nine ten factory laying.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right over at Geene Snyder on Lagrange Road. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you know that Pello windows and doors They've been making

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<v Speaker 1>innovative products for over one hundred years. That's right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you could Pella now and pay later. Why Pella, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. They're rated number one for highest quality, number

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<v Speaker 1>and more. You're gonna love your Peller windows, made right

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<v Speaker 1>here in Kentucky. Like I said, you Getpella now and

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<v Speaker 1>pay later. Check them out at Pella Louisville dot Com today.

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<v Speaker 1>Stick around back to wrap it up in a second.

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<v Speaker 1>News Radio eight forty whas, Yeah, golly, this has me

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<v Speaker 1>mighty mighty boss tones. That's it? Oh got it? New

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<v Speaker 1>is Radio eight forty whas Tony Venetti Dwight Whitting and Rick.

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<v Speaker 1>Rick is good to sitting in you with you, migo,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen you for a while.

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<v Speaker 3>I know it's good to be back.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're wondering where John Auden is. His lovely wife

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<v Speaker 1>gave birth and he's taken off maternity, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess he's probably doing the fake boob breastfeeding. Don't

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<v Speaker 1>you think that could be true? I think there's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of truth today. Anyway, stick around Clay and Buck,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be next, and then right after Clay and Buck,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, Louisville's own Terry Miners. And we will see

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<v Speaker 1>you manyana on behalf of Tony Venetti in behalf of

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<v Speaker 1>Rick Dwight Wit and saying have a great day and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see you tomorrow. I love your mild News Radio

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<v Speaker 1>eight forty whas