Speaker 1: Hey, look all right, archaic, archaic and gay. Welcome to
Speaker 1: this Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's us again
Speaker 1: yet again. It's me Chris Raagun and it's I'm joined
Speaker 1: as always by Derek Blackman and Tom Sweeney. Whoa look
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a long time since we've seen us
Speaker 2: on the on the screens. And let us say, you
Speaker 2: look a little uh, you look a little smaller, Kingston.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's the angle, but you look a little smaller.
Speaker 3: I like it, look.
Speaker 2: A little smaller. You look uh your yeah, your head
Speaker 2: that is noticeably thinner in the cheeks.
Speaker 3: I think. I guess, yeah, I feel like I'm dying.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's uh, that's just how it is. There's no way
Speaker 2: around it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for the for the audio listeners where we're recording
Speaker 1: remotely again because I had to go to New York
Speaker 1: for a nephew's wedding, and so it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we'll do it remote when we have to. If one
Speaker 1: of us has to travel or whatever. It seems pretty
Speaker 1: easy to be able to whip this together. But temporary.
Speaker 1: We'll be back in person pretty soon.
Speaker 3: Now up that blow up, Chrius house, department buildings gone.
Speaker 3: I set everybody on fire because Derek's house on fire.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know about it. I set invisible fires in
Speaker 3: Derek's house.
Speaker 1: That's that's funny you say that because I actually asked
Speaker 1: friend of mine friends of mine to check on my
Speaker 1: apartment to make sure it didn't explode. Guess guess what,
Speaker 1: sad face, it's gone.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately checked two seconds aff before it exploded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like everything's they were just too late.
Speaker 3: Well they were leaving, well, they were leaving to get
Speaker 3: out the building. It was like, well that seems fine
Speaker 3: and boom right dud dude.
Speaker 1: I was actually like I was panicking at the airport
Speaker 1: because I was like, did I leave a candle on?
Speaker 1: I was freaking the fuck out, like I really because
Speaker 1: I had a memory. I was just like, I think
Speaker 1: I blew out a candle today, but I feel like
Speaker 1: the sun was up when I blew it out, and
Speaker 1: I left when the sun was dark. But I remember
Speaker 1: lighting a candle in the dark. Oh no. I started
Speaker 1: freaking myself out because like my candle is right next
Speaker 1: to like all the like it's next to like my
Speaker 1: fucking torch, the whole stuff. Yeah, it's next to all
Speaker 1: the stuff that would explode. And I was like, is
Speaker 1: it there? Well, it's not like there, it's not like
Speaker 1: on top of it. It's just near enough where it's
Speaker 1: probably it's probably really dumb of me to worry about it. Actually,
Speaker 1: it was like, God, almost my brain automatically, my brain
Speaker 1: automatically like just like, what's the worst case scenario possible.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, it's it's like almost like a fucking
Speaker 1: Rube Goldberg machine where I feel like the candle will
Speaker 1: like it will burn all the way to the bottom
Speaker 1: and the glass will shatter and then the glass will
Speaker 1: like explode onto the stove and turn it on. I like,
Speaker 1: it's it's ridiculous, it could happen.
Speaker 2: I remember when I was staying in your apartment for
Speaker 2: a little while when I was looking for an apartment,
Speaker 2: and I specifically remember you leaving your flare gun on
Speaker 2: top of your gasoline drum, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's weird, why would he do that? You know, I
Speaker 2: just safely moved it aside because I didn't want to die.
Speaker 2: And I also thought it was a little bit weird
Speaker 2: that you had your gasoline drum just out in the
Speaker 2: open and not, you know, in your closet.
Speaker 1: I don't know where people normally put their gasoline drums,
Speaker 1: like when I got that gasoline drum. When I when
Speaker 1: I bought it, I was just like, I know, look,
Speaker 1: I know everybody has one of these, Yeah, but like
Speaker 1: I've never seen where, Like it's usually hidden somewhere, because like,
Speaker 1: I know everybody has it, but I've never seen it
Speaker 1: when I go to other people's places. So I just
Speaker 1: didn't know where to put it. And I figured underneath
Speaker 1: my flare gun was the appropriate. Ye appropriate?
Speaker 3: Who everybody has one of these, I'm sure of it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you can't tell me otherwise.
Speaker 2: I have an extra high bed. My bed is extra high,
Speaker 2: so I can put my gasoline drum under my bed,
Speaker 2: under under your bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I put under my bed with all my din
Speaker 3: on my end.
Speaker 1: My fucking matches. When I get out of bed. If
Speaker 1: I sit up in my bed, my head is touching
Speaker 1: the ceiling.
Speaker 2: You kinda have to like get out of bed with
Speaker 2: your neck. I get out of the way, I wake up.
Speaker 1: I spend every like I wake up every day as
Speaker 1: if I'm in the middle of like a God of
Speaker 1: War transitionary like crawl space. That's how I wake up. God,
Speaker 1: I hate those things, but I get it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you wake up. It's so bananas.
Speaker 1: You got a lot of stuff to touch On last episode,
Speaker 1: we somehow forgot to mention Didty like I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I honestly like that was just a complete funk up
Speaker 1: on our end. So much didn't happen except for that,
Speaker 1: and we spend time talking about everything else. So the
Speaker 1: Ditty stuff is apparently this new stuff that came out
Speaker 1: today to the question.
Speaker 3: Is did he really do it? I mean didn't? Crazy?
Speaker 3: That's it's it's a banana situation. I've never it's.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that insidious photoshop going around where where
Speaker 1: it's is this Diddy with that fucking stupid comb over
Speaker 1: bowl cut?
Speaker 2: So much bullshit, there's a five nights Can you survive?
Speaker 2: Five nights at Ditty's and just showing like this, there's
Speaker 2: so much shit going on. It's crazy how Diddy has
Speaker 2: become a pejorative, How it's just a thing now, like
Speaker 2: uh uh. In all circles there's something like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: like that's Diddy's house, so that's it's Diddy, It's Diddy this,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, damn, this guy's he's fucked.
Speaker 1: He literally never come back from this at all. He
Speaker 1: is massacred. Like there's pretty much there's no coming back
Speaker 1: from this. He ain't putting out another fucking song. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think that's in the cards.
Speaker 3: I mean, he had some bangers, but you know, still
Speaker 3: nonetheless it's it's okay.
Speaker 2: I will tell you he had one song that I
Speaker 2: liked one which one? It was that one with the
Speaker 2: was it bad Boys for Life or whatever?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We yeah, that song went.
Speaker 1: That song's pretty good. But like you know, and then.
Speaker 3: You produced some good people. He was, he was, he
Speaker 3: was the biggest producer, which is.
Speaker 2: But I still want to say he was the weakest
Speaker 2: part of that song still, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like so it's even when that song is good,
Speaker 2: like I have to have this nigga open up.
Speaker 1: I was just kind of like, all.
Speaker 2: Right, man, they have rob on here, Like I don't know,
Speaker 2: I'm being a little bit too piggy, but you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Did he was what DJ he's the
Speaker 2: prototype with DJ Khaled became yeah, because at least did
Speaker 2: he had the audacity to be in the songs. DJ
Speaker 2: Khaled just be making noise the whole time and then
Speaker 2: like he doesn't rap at all, doesn't even have any lines.
Speaker 3: He just runs around.
Speaker 2: You know what I think, you know what I think
Speaker 2: about every once in a while, Like I don't know why,
Speaker 2: it's just have you seen that footage of DJ Kaled
Speaker 2: where he's like sitting It looks he's like outside, it
Speaker 2: looks almost like kind of like a jungle type area,
Speaker 2: and he's like he just stands up all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: like really quickly, because like you know, he heard something
Speaker 2: that might It was just one of these things that
Speaker 2: like I love it because you completely understand it when you.
Speaker 1: See it, Like you kind of like they stand up
Speaker 1: and then you.
Speaker 2: Just stay there and you're kind of waiting to see
Speaker 2: if something's gonna happen or pop out and attack you.
Speaker 2: And it just you've never seen a fat guy like
Speaker 2: just just.
Speaker 1: Three frames like just pop up and he's already like
Speaker 1: just up. It's so funny. I think about it way
Speaker 1: through the.
Speaker 3: Sixth stands and runs away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just skipping frames. He's like, that's that scene
Speaker 1: in the fucking Baby Duke coming at like when he
Speaker 1: when he runs up to the camera and he's like
Speaker 1: skipping frames. That's such a classic horror trick too, by
Speaker 1: the way, Like I can't not notice it now. Whenever
Speaker 1: I see it, it's like, oh, you skip the frames
Speaker 1: because it's unsettling, But like I'm aware of that every time.
Speaker 1: It's like the illusions ruined. Yeah, yeah, when you're presumably,
Speaker 1: presumably this is what Diddy was doing. Whenever he would
Speaker 1: abduct a person, he would he would skip frames at him.
Speaker 1: Do you know, man?
Speaker 2: Because there was so many there was like I know
Speaker 2: there was a kidnapping thing, sex trappicking I think was
Speaker 2: one of them.
Speaker 1: Right, yep, it was.
Speaker 2: It was a lot of shit, And I want to
Speaker 2: ask you guys something. He must have known that something
Speaker 2: was coming. So from the stuff that they found at
Speaker 2: his house.
Speaker 1: Bro, bro, wasn't it like fifty wasn't it like fifty
Speaker 1: million pounds of baby oil?
Speaker 3: It was? It was over a thousand bottles of baby oil.
Speaker 1: Okay, same thing when they are like a ton of
Speaker 1: dildos too, like seven hundred something. But like what if
Speaker 1: he was cleaning up. That's the That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: If he was aware that some shit was going down,
Speaker 2: was this the aftermath of him trying to get purge evidence,
Speaker 2: was this?
Speaker 1: Like there was way more before this, because when you
Speaker 1: get rid of this shit, it's like when you go
Speaker 1: into like a hoarder's house and it's like the worst
Speaker 1: thing you've ever seen. And then somebody, somebody in the
Speaker 1: family is like, you should have seen it before. Yeah, yeah, before,
Speaker 1: What do you mean there's no room for it before?
Speaker 2: And I'm just thinking of one of those agents open
Speaker 2: a closet and just a thousand dildo just falling on him.
Speaker 1: Probably injured him too. He's probably in the.
Speaker 3: Host hoousand, a thousand used one, he still got the
Speaker 3: cream on it. Oh my god, fucking flopping.
Speaker 1: He never he never cleaned one. He just got more.
Speaker 1: He he. He bought so many of them that they
Speaker 1: was like, these are all single use.
Speaker 2: Oh that's dude, I mean that actually might be real
Speaker 2: because that reminds me of you ever seen celebrities flex
Speaker 2: to say, oh, I never wear the same outfit, you know,
Speaker 2: they so they essentially once they wear something, they never
Speaker 2: wear it again.
Speaker 1: And it might be.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just we don't reuse dial those. What am I
Speaker 2: a savage? He just fucking buys a new one.
Speaker 1: I'm just a sex trafficking slaver fucking to kill Hart,
Speaker 1: That's all I am.
Speaker 3: Due. Yes, I don't assume.
Speaker 1: I don't even know all the all that. I just
Speaker 1: saw that he was in some deep shit and I
Speaker 1: saw like some of the headline allegations. But like it's
Speaker 1: getting it's pretty crazy that this has just been happening, right, like.
Speaker 2: Another open secret in Hollywood that you know, like everybody
Speaker 2: fucking knew about this shit man. And then especially if
Speaker 2: you were kind of like you had your ear to
Speaker 2: the grounds, like the hip hop community, You've you've heard shit,
Speaker 2: you knew that what happened with him and j Lo,
Speaker 2: you know, you're just like, dude something because like someone
Speaker 2: even made a point. I remember it was, but they
Speaker 2: were like Jalo seems to just just kind of bouncing around.
Speaker 2: She went back to ben affleck the divorce again.
Speaker 1: But one thing she didn't do. She didn't go back
Speaker 1: to puff Daddy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's kind of says a lot because
Speaker 2: she kind of seems to make really bad decisions, but
Speaker 2: she would not go back to that, dude.
Speaker 3: Apparently she's dreadful. Apparently she is dreadful. So I heard
Speaker 3: her aunt went to the same school she went to
Speaker 3: in Amchicol in South Bronx. Yeah, they were at the
Speaker 3: same school during the same time. They're on the same age.
Speaker 3: And apparently in school she wasn't a bad or. She
Speaker 3: was kind of this quiet, but she was really at school.
Speaker 3: She was working so much. Probably they were like, oh,
Speaker 3: they would see her every now and then, but people
Speaker 3: that know her were like, oh, she sucks. She like
Speaker 3: actually really really really sucks. And it's like, damn, dude,
Speaker 3: you're like the most famous Puerto Rican and you have
Speaker 3: to suck. That makes my heart sad.
Speaker 1: Well, is she? I think it's in America in the nineties. Probably,
Speaker 1: Are you sure? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's very likely who was more popular than her.
Speaker 1: That I feel. I feel like it's I feel like
Speaker 1: it's just her and yeah, I guess so, I guess
Speaker 1: it's her and Mark Anthony.
Speaker 2: Really we're like yeah, And I said they got together
Speaker 2: purely because of that, which is stupid.
Speaker 1: Like I was like, probably, what is this.
Speaker 3: Famous? We should probably have a child. I didn't have
Speaker 3: twins together.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I think so. She she hated
Speaker 1: him though, Like it's so it's so funny because he's
Speaker 1: just like he was clearly just it's clearly just better. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think she's like she's just so clear. There's so
Speaker 1: many videos of her just like resentfully a. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: just like how why is he? Why is he better
Speaker 1: than Why is he better than me? I don't why
Speaker 1: is he such a good artist?
Speaker 3: And I'm just.
Speaker 2: You're basic, Like when you listen to her songs, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: these somebody wrote some good songs for her. She's a
Speaker 2: great dancer, not great, she's a good dancer with a
Speaker 2: great ass, and like she she had a lot of
Speaker 2: assets going for her. But it's like why did people
Speaker 2: people it's always people that don't write that the uh
Speaker 2: that people because you know, really good artists kind of
Speaker 2: acknowledge where they're at, you know what I'm saying, like
Speaker 2: you know your limitations. And then there's other people that
Speaker 2: understand their frauds that try to like pretend to be
Speaker 2: bigger than or better than they actually are. And from
Speaker 2: all the stories that you hear about her and man,
Speaker 2: Trey did a good job on South Park betraying her
Speaker 2: because not by like out of nowhere, it was allegations
Speaker 2: things that they've heard, and then they turned her into
Speaker 2: this colossal piece of shit in that episode where like
Speaker 2: Cartman was Jennifer Lopez with the hand puppet thing and
Speaker 2: like the way, yeah, the way she was behaving, It's like,
Speaker 2: this is this ship that they've heard before, They've heard
Speaker 2: from people that she's worked with, that she's just fucking
Speaker 2: not a nice person. And and when you look at
Speaker 2: fucking Ben Affleck.
Speaker 3: Who's see him awesome, who's famously really cool, dude, dude.
Speaker 2: He was like sitting I think there was a picture
Speaker 2: of him like sitting next to her ass, and he
Speaker 2: was like miserable. And some people were saying like, oh,
Speaker 2: it looked like it was like a Euphorix like Tears
Speaker 2: of Joy type of thing. I was like, no, that's
Speaker 2: sorrow in his face. Imagine being like he has a
Speaker 2: Bikinia on it.
Speaker 1: He's just sitting holding his head.
Speaker 2: It's just so I'm like, bro, something is wrong. When
Speaker 2: you have somebody that's prestige just right, it's like it's
Speaker 2: like it's like it makes me wonder about Beyonce too,
Speaker 2: because it's like a jay Z is a fucking camel
Speaker 2: and he's like, I'm going to cheat on this fucking one.
Speaker 2: Like he's a camel, he's Joe Camel, Like completely crazy.
Speaker 2: If you see Joe Cammel put in jay Z, Joe Cammell,
Speaker 2: you know exactly what I'm talking about. You searched that,
Speaker 2: and ever.
Speaker 1: Since I saw that, he was just like, oh yeah, no, yeah,
Speaker 1: he is a literal jay Z looks like that, uh,
Speaker 1: like that animal creature from toy soldiers or a cleft palate,
Speaker 1: Like there's something he's as a strange, looks like a
Speaker 1: small soldier. What is his name that he looks like.
Speaker 3: He looks like if they made a black thumb, thumb,
Speaker 3: that'd be jay Z. Yeah, if they somehow created one
Speaker 3: of those.
Speaker 2: But it's just not out man. And but he got
Speaker 2: one of the most rich you're streamly rich, extremely influential, right,
Speaker 2: we get it.
Speaker 3: But he's probably gonna get intro with some Diddy ship too.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Apparently there's way.
Speaker 3: Too many lines that like, there's a lot of lines
Speaker 3: that lead back to jay Z. Apparently there's people.
Speaker 1: That are absolutely dude.
Speaker 2: People are kind of going nuts right now because I
Speaker 2: even saw like some clown world I forgot some fucking
Speaker 2: Twitter guy that was just trying to push that Oh
Speaker 2: it was Usher's apparently Usher he got his Twitter hacked
Speaker 2: and then like so all of his ship was purged,
Speaker 2: and then somebody saw, oh my god, he's deleting all
Speaker 2: this ship. After these allegations came out, and then Pink,
Speaker 2: they said the same thing about Pink, but it turns
Speaker 2: out so Usher got hacked and then Pink purged her
Speaker 2: Twitter way back in the beginning of the year for
Speaker 2: like whatever health reasons or some mental health reasons. But
Speaker 2: they're connecting it to Diddy. Like everybody's trying to find
Speaker 2: something and be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh what did they do?
Speaker 2: This is crazy And I'm like yoah yea, I gotta
Speaker 2: slow you gotta slow down.
Speaker 1: There's those I know that's.
Speaker 3: Real, like there' stuff is going on.
Speaker 1: But also like everywhere I know there are videos of
Speaker 1: of Trump going like, h puff daddy. He's a good
Speaker 1: friend of mine. He's a good friend. He's a good guy,
Speaker 1: and it's like he dude, he definitely one of those parties,
Speaker 1: dude party freaking freak out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, frequently, he definitely went to one of those did
Speaker 2: you see that thing of a was it was it Conan?
Speaker 2: Was it Conan O'Brien that was talking to him? I
Speaker 2: can't remember something. There was a talk show host from
Speaker 2: back in the day and he and Diddy was talking
Speaker 2: about his parties, and I think it was Conan and
Speaker 2: he was like concerned.
Speaker 1: He was like, this sounds like not good, like.
Speaker 3: Often often calling on Brian's on the right side of things.
Speaker 3: He from with a guy from from that seventies show
Speaker 3: talking about like being a predator and he's like, you're
Speaker 3: a monster and you should go to jail, like you should.
Speaker 3: Like it wasn't even like a joke. It was straight up.
Speaker 3: It was like you should be in jail.
Speaker 1: He played it. He played it like a joke, but
Speaker 1: he was like, yeah, I remember that with with Danny Masterson,
Speaker 1: and I don't.
Speaker 3: Think you played it like a joke. I think people are.
Speaker 1: He's a talk show this guy, But that's how you
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's that's exactly it's a joke. But also
Speaker 2: you can tell when somebody is being serious, but they're
Speaker 2: also just making it lighthearted. It's like when it's like
Speaker 2: if you're telling someone like like oh man, you're fucking nuts,
Speaker 2: you know, and like it sounds lighthearted, but you know,
Speaker 2: the motherfucker's actually nuts. You're like, we're never talking after this,
Speaker 2: like one of those things after this, like we're not
Speaker 2: we're not having any more communication.
Speaker 3: Cartoon cartoons, Friday ass motherfucker, what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Conan. Conan is usually like he's like one of those
Speaker 1: vestiges of old media that like I I'm glad to
Speaker 1: still see around. Yeah, and consistently, like every time he
Speaker 1: comes up with the news, it's never like it's never
Speaker 1: disgusting or scary, right like that.
Speaker 3: Again, finds out someone's a pedophile twenty years early. It
Speaker 3: says something, but no one listens. It's like you just
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 2: Would be like you said, like weird howl or something.
Speaker 2: Conan o'bien would be one of those people that if
Speaker 2: something fucked up came out, that would definitely break my
Speaker 2: heart because he's he's been connected to.
Speaker 1: Too many of my memories, like too many, like.
Speaker 2: Fucking the Simpsons when he was writing The Simpsons back
Speaker 2: when I was religiously watching Late Now with Conan O'Brien
Speaker 2: and they fucking when they when they got the rights
Speaker 2: to like uh Walker Texas Ranger. He had this lever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that fucking lever was like crack to me. Just randomly
Speaker 2: out of nowhere doing the show. He'll literally pause for
Speaker 2: like five seconds and just pull the lever and show
Speaker 2: the dumbest fucking clip from those shows, and I was like,
Speaker 2: this is made for me.
Speaker 1: I love there was. My favorite clips of him is
Speaker 1: like when he got fired, when he got fired from
Speaker 1: the from the Tonight Show and he was it was
Speaker 1: his last week of shows and he was just like
Speaker 1: wasting all of NBC's money. Yeah, yeah, he was just
Speaker 1: like is this literally trying to make the most expensive
Speaker 1: skits possible? It series like here's a here's here's unrestricted
Speaker 1: super Bowl footage next to uh an original Picasso UH
Speaker 1: with the caviar spraying all over it. It's I it's
Speaker 1: not even funny. Is this fruited? It's just so crail.
Speaker 1: It's just petty. But he deserved it.
Speaker 2: See him the Tonight Show, So that was like cool,
Speaker 2: little like caveat Yeah, just like, okay, that will never exist.
Speaker 1: It existed.
Speaker 2: Fu.
Speaker 1: I hate fucking Jaylen.
Speaker 3: I can't stand this, but whatever time he laughs, I
Speaker 3: get angrier. He's still fucking weird ass. Hot dog looking ahead,
Speaker 3: hot dog looking at his head, look like a hot
Speaker 3: dog in a bun.
Speaker 2: I just want to steal some of his cars and
Speaker 2: crash them, that's all. I just I just want to
Speaker 2: like crash his car.
Speaker 3: And he's a good job with on his own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just want to break into his factory or whatever.
Speaker 1: It just crashed. Crash? Is that? Is that what happened?
Speaker 1: He half back right now because how badly crashed? Yo?
Speaker 1: I thought, Uh, that's crazy, I thought, I thought he
Speaker 1: just I literally, like in my mind, this has been
Speaker 1: true for like years. In my mind, the story is
Speaker 1: Jay Leno got into one of his cars and exploded,
Speaker 1: like I don't know. I never thought about like how
Speaker 1: he got burned up.
Speaker 3: And also I can tell you one hundred percent that
Speaker 3: is not it.
Speaker 1: Crash it wait, hold on, hold on one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: You get that maybe ninety nine percent?
Speaker 3: Maybe, Okay, I can tell I can tell you a
Speaker 3: solid fit. I'm done myself. I'll you tell you definitely
Speaker 3: seven solid sixty percent chance the car just didn't blow
Speaker 3: up when he got into it.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that's fair. Those are fair odds.
Speaker 3: But I don't I don't know. I could be wrong.
Speaker 3: I can be very wrong in fact.
Speaker 1: Well, but yeah, no, dude, those Diddy parties, like everybody
Speaker 1: kind of knew aout him. I remember hearing a wheezer
Speaker 1: so mention it tweet. I tweeted about it. But I
Speaker 1: don't think anybody really heard that record, So I don't
Speaker 1: think anybody got it. But there was like a there's
Speaker 1: a song called fucking I think it's train Wrecks from Hurley,
Speaker 1: which is like, not a particularly good record, but that
Speaker 1: song is pretty good. They talk about like it's like
Speaker 1: we'll crash a Diddy party in disguise is a lyric,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what's going on? Why do you know
Speaker 1: you have to be in disguise? What's going on here? Rivers? Rivers?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Would I would have liked to run
Speaker 1: into him and be like, hey man, what was that about?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 1: Man? What's going on? And he probably I can't. I
Speaker 1: can't say I can't. I'm sorry. If I tell you,
Speaker 1: he'll get me a dot on his head, just the
Speaker 1: Diddy dot. It's like, yeah, but yeah, so that that
Speaker 1: that whole story is crazy. I don't think anything new.
Speaker 1: And I said I saw there's so much fake news
Speaker 1: going out around it too. Like I saw like the
Speaker 1: thing where it's like they photoshopped Kamala Harris next to him,
Speaker 1: even though it's like.
Speaker 2: Did that, well, at least he didn't literally shared it.
Speaker 2: He shared it. The guy that the guy that has
Speaker 2: ties to Diddy had the audacity to share a picture
Speaker 2: with Kamala next to Diddy.
Speaker 1: I can't. Yeah, it's not anything. Look the photo, the photo.
Speaker 1: I don't know if there is a photo of Kamala
Speaker 1: next to Ditty, but that photo was not real. That
Speaker 1: photo was like the photo that I saw was like
Speaker 1: they took Diddy, They took Diddy's face and put it
Speaker 1: on fucking Montel Williams. She's crazy.
Speaker 3: He shared that. Did he really share that?
Speaker 1: He shared it?
Speaker 2: Yes, he did, of course he did. He shared the
Speaker 2: fake endorsement of a Taylor Swift. He shared the the
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift who endorsed fucking well no, sorry, what's his name?
Speaker 3: Biden?
Speaker 2: And clearly Kama I guess yeah, so clearly she was
Speaker 2: gonna endorse Kamala Waltz, right, but then fucking Trump's like,
Speaker 2: oh hey, nice, ai, he thank you so much, and
Speaker 2: then fucking like a month later, he just in all caps,
Speaker 2: I hate Taylor Swift, which is funny, funny.
Speaker 1: And then and then ten seconds later he got shot
Speaker 1: at like ten minutes ten minutes later. Yo, you can't
Speaker 1: listen the Swifties. They will kill you. They will kill you.
Speaker 1: I would never cross them, no way.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, then they're not playing they're not playing basketball,
Speaker 3: they're playing like rape. They're playing rugby with guns.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've seen I've seen Taylor Swift fans congeal into
Speaker 1: one unified mass and almost like a Katamari in some ways.
Speaker 1: If you remember Katamari just rolling around town, you don't
Speaker 1: know everything.
Speaker 2: I remember Demase, I remember Galvatron from Transformers, all the
Speaker 2: trunk I've been I've been on a roll. I've been
Speaker 2: on a role watching because I've just been curious. I
Speaker 2: was like, fuck it, I'm gonna just watch all of
Speaker 2: them because I haven't you know, why not? I haven't
Speaker 2: seen the original one since they came out, and let's
Speaker 2: just see what they're about.
Speaker 1: When the fourth one.
Speaker 3: Rolls around live were you alive? When the first one
Speaker 3: the like iconic movie? The are you talking about? No?
Speaker 3: You were not here yet? Right?
Speaker 1: They eight?
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know what year it was, but I've
Speaker 2: seen fucking all of them.
Speaker 3: There you weren't alive. There's no way you were alive
Speaker 3: during that because that was like early eighties.
Speaker 2: If it was early eighties of eighty eight, yeah, so,
Speaker 2: but there was one that did come out the late eighties.
Speaker 1: But uh, it's hard.
Speaker 2: I don't really remember the years when it comes to
Speaker 2: like those movies because I'm not they're they're fucking cheesy,
Speaker 2: you know, even though they're like fun, but they're still
Speaker 2: really fucking cheesy, even like the one where the band
Speaker 2: America is doing the theme song and it's fucking just cringe, dude,
Speaker 2: you got the touch?
Speaker 3: That's is such an iconic moment, and it's just like,
Speaker 3: that's such an iconic moment though there it is. It's
Speaker 3: silly as fun, but it's good moment.
Speaker 2: Fucking I feel embarrassed watching it, Like if you turn
Speaker 2: if you if you watch it muted, it's better. Like,
Speaker 2: but that fucking song is.
Speaker 1: Like you.
Speaker 2: Just said that, it's the same. Okay, let's put it
Speaker 2: this way. I don't hate that song. I feel the
Speaker 2: same way about say. Everybody I think unanimously likes the
Speaker 2: soundtrack of Marvelus Capcom too, but we also recognize that
Speaker 2: this is not fighting game music. Like we recognize both
Speaker 2: things simultaneously because every other fighting game that has existed
Speaker 2: has never done anything like that before. Because this is
Speaker 2: lounge music. This is music that you've vibe and chilled to.
Speaker 2: It's not music that gets you pumped up. Now say, well,
Speaker 2: it's not even I guess that's just that would be.
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know if I would agree that. I
Speaker 1: think by the nature of it complimenting the game so
Speaker 1: well it becomes fighting.
Speaker 2: I think it is because the game was so good,
Speaker 2: it was so well accepted.
Speaker 1: If the game was trashed, for example, people.
Speaker 2: Would have been like shitting on that, be like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a cool soundtrack, Like the music isn't bad music,
Speaker 2: but since the game as bad, this was terrible, it
Speaker 2: just become like I like the music. It does not
Speaker 2: when I'm hearing say, Captain America's theme song Marvel's Marvel One,
Speaker 2: that shit gets me pumped up. When I hear Wolverine's
Speaker 2: song and Marvel One gets me pumped up. There is
Speaker 2: one exception. Spider Man's music in Marvel One is actually
Speaker 2: very much like a fucking Marvel two, like it makes
Speaker 2: you kind of want to, It makes you kind of
Speaker 2: want to just kind of groove that, and it sounds
Speaker 2: all lounge and jazzy. So that's the exception. But yeah,
Speaker 2: but like those I still love. Like when I hear
Speaker 2: it's gonna take you for a ride, it just immediately
Speaker 2: it's like propaganda. It's like it's like you turn into
Speaker 2: a Manchurian canon as soon as I hear gonna take
Speaker 2: you for a ride, I see that supid screen and
Speaker 2: they hear.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, it's so good. It really is like that. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that whole game is.
Speaker 3: It's like, I'm way more American when you hear.
Speaker 1: That every now and again, every now and again, just
Speaker 1: like sound design really slaps you know, and it's just
Speaker 1: like that's one of those games where it's just like
Speaker 1: the sound team fucking nailed it, Like that game would
Speaker 1: be fun. That game would be fun with just the
Speaker 1: sounds and none of the characters. Like if it was literally,
Speaker 1: if it was literally stick figures fighting each other to
Speaker 1: that same exact music, with those same exact sound effects,
Speaker 1: it would be like, this is mom, it's one of them.
Speaker 1: Wait for what do you say? I can't wait for
Speaker 1: I can't wait for, you know, visuals to be a
Speaker 1: part of this.
Speaker 2: That was Lighting the bottle though, right because like they
Speaker 2: it can never be done again. It just it won't
Speaker 2: like as far as it just it just won't work.
Speaker 1: That was that was like the middle point, the transitionary
Speaker 1: period too, because like looking back at that game, like
Speaker 1: I kind of forgot certain details of it, Like I
Speaker 1: kind of forgot that the backgrounds were three D and
Speaker 1: the characters were pixel kind of like sprite art, Like
Speaker 1: I forgot that that was part of that game. Like
Speaker 1: I've forgot that's how that worked. But now it's like
Speaker 1: before that it was all pixel and after that it
Speaker 1: was all three D and there's like that. That was
Speaker 1: like that middle period where it's like, oh, this is good.
Speaker 1: This is a good mix of technology. It reminds me
Speaker 1: of it reminds me of Odd World for the PS one,
Speaker 1: where that was like they had like pre rendered, like
Speaker 1: all of the stages were pre It's Final Fantasy seven
Speaker 1: as well, where like right, oh, all the stages are
Speaker 1: pre rendered, so it looks crazy good and then your
Speaker 1: kind of like kind of like pixels. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well it's cool. It like it gives it gives such
Speaker 1: a cool like style to like the world that you're in.
Speaker 1: And now it's like it's all three D. It used
Speaker 1: to be all pixels and you had this like weird
Speaker 1: experimental period in time where they were fucking around with
Speaker 1: both of them. Yeah, and you got a little bit
Speaker 1: of that too with like what's that Kingston? You might
Speaker 1: know what the fuck is? What the fuck is that game? Uh,
Speaker 1: the one that looks Octopath Traveler where it's like it's
Speaker 1: kind of doing that again. Yeah, but like it's such
Speaker 1: a rare thing, Like I don't think you'll ever see
Speaker 1: a fighting game like that again where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna have pixel art sprites and like fully three D, we're.
Speaker 3: Never gonna have that sprice probably taking more work than
Speaker 3: like actually just making what what's not pixelart?
Speaker 1: Pixel art is hard. Yeah, it's it's it's kind of
Speaker 1: hard to do.
Speaker 3: It was It was fine when that's all they could do.
Speaker 3: Is that is how you make games, But now they're like, no, no,
Speaker 3: we don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: It's a skill set that nobody really has anymore. Like people,
Speaker 1: people when people when somebody grows up now and they
Speaker 1: want to make video games. They're learning like unity and unreal,
Speaker 1: Like they're not right, they're not learning how to make
Speaker 1: fucking pixel art, right, you know, right tragic generally speaking. Yeah, anyway, right, anyway,
Speaker 1: did he's did he's gay?
Speaker 2: I mean, he's definitely there's some gay in him for sure,
Speaker 2: because you know, he wasn't just fucking women, you know that, Like,
Speaker 2: there's no way you're gonna have seven hundred or whatever
Speaker 2: the fuck you're gonna have that many dildos and just
Speaker 2: be and just fucking jigs that, like, like there's.
Speaker 1: No way there's I don't have seven hundred dilldos. I
Speaker 1: have zero.
Speaker 2: And it upsets me And I'm like, why is there
Speaker 2: no dildos in this house?
Speaker 3: I have none? And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: Fucking lame dude, You're lame of ship. All right, let's
Speaker 1: move on. Let's move on to this. This this this
Speaker 1: so uh, Derek's kind of new to this. He he
Speaker 1: just stumbled into this this morning. Apparently, yes, this morning.
Speaker 1: But some of you guys, some of you listeners might
Speaker 1: be familiar with the act man. We've talked about him,
Speaker 1: have we has he guessed it on the show, like remotely.
Speaker 2: I remember vividly talking about him when we did the
Speaker 2: one live show because it was him versus Quantum TV.
Speaker 1: Quantum TV. That's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this is a very similar situation, which is funny.
Speaker 1: Is yeah, So I'll catch you guys up to sweet
Speaker 1: so act man obviously a YouTube content guy. Good dude.
Speaker 1: I like him a lot. We've hung out a couple
Speaker 1: of times. I think the last time I saw him
Speaker 1: was Creator Clash. Yeah yeah, and he was drunk and
Speaker 1: asking asking me to make more videos. That was sweet,
Speaker 1: but he was he was so recently he's gotten into
Speaker 1: a bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of a bit
Speaker 1: of a brew haha, if you will, with this guy
Speaker 1: named Andy Pant's Gaming. Now. Andy pants Gaming is a
Speaker 1: guy I've never heard of before this whole situation happened,
Speaker 1: like largely yeah, he's a largely like nothing person. He
Speaker 1: makes the kind of stuff you would expect. He he
Speaker 1: makes like, oh, well, why are females so ugly in
Speaker 1: video games? Now? Why is woke? Everything's woke? Everything? Everything's gay,
Speaker 1: That's the big one. Everything's gay, Like literal why not
Speaker 1: a gay de prop exactly, no exaggeration, literally that it's
Speaker 1: literally that kind of content. And so I can't remember
Speaker 1: exactly what sparked the fight between them, but they agreed.
Speaker 1: Do you know what it was?
Speaker 2: He made a video saying these content creators are woke,
Speaker 2: that's right, and he.
Speaker 1: Was called nail. He called out, I think, if I'm
Speaker 1: remembering correctly, he called that act man Luke's Stevens and
Speaker 1: skill up all these people. I know, I don't know
Speaker 1: Luke very well at all, I don't think, but I
Speaker 1: know I know skill up and uh yeah Actman obviously.
Speaker 1: So it's very funny to see. I never actually watched
Speaker 1: that video, but I saw the thumbnail because I figured
Speaker 1: I know what the video is gonna be. Of course,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, yeah, I get it. That's funny,
Speaker 1: and I saw Actman watch it, and so he agreed
Speaker 1: to basically debate this andy pants guy act Man. So
Speaker 1: they go on a stream together, and uh, he just
Speaker 1: kind of trounces him, not like brutally or anything. He
Speaker 1: just clearly like the anti pants didn't he well, first
Speaker 1: of all, he has no point, Like, he doesn't have
Speaker 1: a good point, he doesn't have good reasoning, he doesn't
Speaker 1: have anything to say. And so Actman was just constantly
Speaker 1: like what are you, Like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3: Dude?
Speaker 1: Like just dog walking him Andy, and so the stream.
Speaker 1: So the stream ends, and then I guess something happens
Speaker 1: where you know, he disables the comments, he unlists the stream,
Speaker 1: he relists the stream, but like keeps the comments disabled,
Speaker 1: and so actman posts the stream on his channel with
Speaker 1: comments enabled, saying like, hey, look if I if I
Speaker 1: did badly whatever, like come come criticize me. I don't care,
Speaker 1: we keep the comments up. And so he so Andy
Speaker 1: copyright striped him, which is big no, no, like that.
Speaker 1: There's there's no faster way to get yourself on the
Speaker 1: ship list of literally everybody on YouTube than to do that,
Speaker 1: like it, it really is it. You might as well
Speaker 1: have killed yourself on camera with with a p You
Speaker 1: might as well have put a gun in your mouth
Speaker 1: and shot yourself with a with like a canvas behind
Speaker 1: you with like the best of me written on it.
Speaker 1: Because to do it also not only just to do it,
Speaker 1: but to do it to the act man attorney essentially
Speaker 1: like he just.
Speaker 2: Gave him goal golden goose, like he just like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's make another grandiose video.
Speaker 3: If you didn't like Kelly, you just gave Kelly so
Speaker 3: much money for the next few months, so much money.
Speaker 3: If that's my friend, So I'm not on your side, buddy,
Speaker 3: But like if anybody was there to tell you, like, hey,
Speaker 3: not that one. Don't keep engaging this guy. Did he
Speaker 3: not see what he did to Quantum?
Speaker 1: Did dead?
Speaker 3: Now that I'm smoking, he's a smoking crater. Now he's
Speaker 3: still it's been over a year. He's a smoking crater.
Speaker 1: It's just, dude, Like, you cannot. People will mobilize around content,
Speaker 1: around copyright strike abuse like like nothing like it is.
Speaker 1: It really is like a sacred kind of rule where
Speaker 1: it's like especially like, look, there's an argument to be
Speaker 1: made whether or not people you know are stealing content
Speaker 1: or whatever, right, like fine, But in this scenario, especially
Speaker 1: as YouTube has evolved over time, like it's just generally
Speaker 1: agreed upon. I've noticed that if people are on a
Speaker 1: debate with each other, they both upload the thing. Like
Speaker 1: that's been like a pretty common of course, that has
Speaker 1: always been a thing because they're yeah, that's it's yeah,
Speaker 1: but especially now his debate content has been kind of
Speaker 1: like oh, yeah, it's a lot. But because long form
Speaker 1: content is more the the meta, now a lot of
Speaker 1: people are posting their own sides of the debate and
Speaker 1: you know whatever, and then there's like the debate host
Speaker 1: channel that has it. It's a pretty common rule here
Speaker 1: and so for this dude to just not be aware
Speaker 1: of that or just not care, not care, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: It's definitely had his own pants himself or notthing like that.
Speaker 3: There's no way.
Speaker 2: Let's talk about this guy. So I've to be fair.
Speaker 2: I've only had about maybe forty minutes to look into him.
Speaker 2: There's a video I don't know the gentleman's name. I
Speaker 2: wish I would I like to. I would like to
Speaker 2: shot him up because he actually made a really good video.
Speaker 2: Oh it's it's still up here. This guy's name is
Speaker 2: the gamer Tron show and he Andy Pant's gaming is
Speaker 2: a liar and I can prove it. And so I
Speaker 2: was looking at other stuff and I got twenty minutes
Speaker 2: into this video, and twenty minutes into it was already
Speaker 2: just like in fucking sanity. How lazy of a griftery
Speaker 2: is how he started off being a a political gaming platform,
Speaker 2: talking about how much he enjoyed fucking what was the
Speaker 2: Ubisoft game that came out with the boats and.
Speaker 1: Ship the ships. Oh uh, sculling bones.
Speaker 2: He fucking enjoyed the shit of skull and bones and
Speaker 2: was pushing back against people that were shitting on it.
Speaker 2: He enjoyed Red Fall. He thoroughly enjoyed Red Fall, one
Speaker 2: of his favorite games. I can't remember what it was,
Speaker 2: but it was it was a very you know, gay inclusive,
Speaker 2: you know, like diverse game. It was like it was
Speaker 2: like a fucking like an Overwatch type thing. I can't
Speaker 2: remember what it was called, but it was this game
Speaker 2: of the year. I forgot what it was, what it
Speaker 2: was called, but he liked it more than Halo Infinite.
Speaker 2: He was basically all of his old content and then
Speaker 2: fucking like, not even a month later, he made that
Speaker 2: wire games not all masculine, and once that blew up,
Speaker 2: then he started making this just specifically gay content, anti
Speaker 2: gay content. Privated a bunch of his old content to
Speaker 2: show that, oh how he used to be a complete
Speaker 2: pussy and liked terrible games.
Speaker 1: He liked terrible games. He liked games that were underwhelming
Speaker 1: and well how he described it, and that you did
Speaker 1: you did you watch the debate would get you because
Speaker 1: since it was taken down, so he's talking about how
Speaker 1: like he says at one point, he's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: used to I used to go hard for Xbox uh
Speaker 1: and like whatever, like so what? And then then there's
Speaker 1: a point that there's a point in the in the
Speaker 1: video where he's like where he talks, he kind of
Speaker 1: gives away the game a little bit where he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a religious person and I debated atheists and then
Speaker 1: I lost twenty two subscribers show, so I shouldn't have
Speaker 1: done that, And he just kind of says that, and
Speaker 1: it's acman didn't really pick up. I wish he would
Speaker 1: have went harder, because there are certain points where I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: what the fuck did you just say? You're so stupid
Speaker 1: this guy. I would have torn this guy to shreds.
Speaker 1: And I think act that was being like a lot
Speaker 1: nicer than he needed to be. But it's just like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're not being an authentic person if you if you,
Speaker 1: if you feel this way and you want to debate atheists,
Speaker 1: losing twenty two subscribers, shouldn't be like, oh, I shouldn't
Speaker 1: do that, you know what I mean? That's just like
Speaker 1: that's you, is it not right? So? Now aren't aren't
Speaker 1: you literally by not doing what you want to do
Speaker 1: to play Cayon audience. Aren't you then pandering in the
Speaker 1: way that you accuse these game studios of doing. I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's very it's very fucking silly. It's his
Speaker 1: point about masculinity in games is really fucking.
Speaker 3: Stupid to say.
Speaker 1: His point was that in the debate, his point was
Speaker 1: that we used to get hyper masculine games, and now
Speaker 1: now everything is feminine. One hundred percent of games are
Speaker 1: gay and woke. Literally, he says this, this so lazistic,
Speaker 1: it's so lazy. But I mean, it doesn't even take
Speaker 1: into account the fact that, like, dude, most games don't
Speaker 1: I don't know how to I don't know how to
Speaker 1: tell somebody this because it feels like they just don't
Speaker 1: play games. So it feels weird that they're even having
Speaker 1: a conversation. But most games don't have set in stone
Speaker 1: protagonists now, like most games are build your own people
Speaker 1: kind of games. Now, Like, I like, what was the
Speaker 1: last game that even had Like, actually, the one that
Speaker 1: I one that comes to mind is one that I
Speaker 1: played recently, Immortals of Avim, which is literally you play
Speaker 1: as a straight white guy, right, like and like, I
Speaker 1: like feel.
Speaker 3: Like most games like games that are like new like
Speaker 3: New IPS very much. So yes, like now IPS, you're
Speaker 3: definitely like you're do whatever the fuck you want, like hey,
Speaker 3: here's a blank slate and make your character have eight
Speaker 3: hands like but before like obviously you're doing like a
Speaker 3: series like yes, Got of War three is God of
Speaker 3: War two is not going to have you play as
Speaker 3: a trance h a trance woman running around with freaking
Speaker 3: a treys somebody.
Speaker 2: The biggest games, I mean, think about Arthur Morgan, think
Speaker 2: about fucking yeah Parker dude, think about like fucking uh
Speaker 2: space Marines that just came out Space Marines too.
Speaker 3: Those are.
Speaker 1: Space Marine, Space Marine, Doom Maternal obviously their remakes, but
Speaker 1: Dead Space and Residueval four fucking still white. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's it's complete nonsense. What's happening lazy, it's lazy. It's
Speaker 1: not they know it's not true. What's happening is that
Speaker 1: there are more games that don't have solid protagonists because
Speaker 1: more games are letting you build your own character. That's
Speaker 1: what's happened. Yeah, And by the way, it's it's helpful
Speaker 1: to note that when games like Years of War or
Speaker 1: Doom or Space Marine. When those games come out, that
Speaker 1: is also pandering.
Speaker 3: We like it because Christopher understanding what words mean ands
Speaker 3: be defined. I appreciate.
Speaker 1: I should clarify it's not it's not pandering in the
Speaker 1: malicious way that they like that they ascribe to everything,
Speaker 1: but George, they have an audience that they have in
Speaker 1: mind to capture, and it's like, this is we're making
Speaker 1: this game for this audience. It's targeted, targeted content. I
Speaker 1: am fully aware that when a Gears of War games
Speaker 1: comes out and it's like fucking raw rah, fucking bloody Chainsaws,
Speaker 1: I'm fully aware that they are looking at my demographic
Speaker 1: and being like they're gonna eat this ship up, and
Speaker 1: you know what, I'll gladly reward it.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing for me when fucking when BG
Speaker 3: three came, I was like, oh, this is the kind
Speaker 3: of game I want to play, or fucking or dragon Age,
Speaker 3: dragon Age. I shouldn't be buying dragon Age. There's no
Speaker 3: reason I.
Speaker 1: Love it, just it just it just blows my mind
Speaker 1: that people don't understand, like when a game pandas, or
Speaker 1: like when a game targets a different audience, that that's
Speaker 1: not an exception to the like, that's not like a
Speaker 1: different thing, You're just not in the the exact window
Speaker 1: of what's happening. Like this is the same thing. It's
Speaker 1: the same way it's always operated. It's just you're not
Speaker 1: the prime target. And that's fine.
Speaker 3: And that thing that turns into is like it's because
Speaker 3: something is for someone else does not mean as antithetical
Speaker 3: to you.
Speaker 2: See, the thing is a lot of those people making
Speaker 2: the content understand that, but they are capturing the fucking
Speaker 2: dummies that think that everything even though they're not even
Speaker 2: going to bed. I remember this, dude, I remember when
Speaker 2: the culture War was really starting to slow down. I
Speaker 2: might have mentioned this before, but there was CW's Catwoman
Speaker 2: was coming out, and then a bunch of people and
Speaker 2: I made a video being like, why would I be.
Speaker 1: Upset about this?
Speaker 2: This is clearly not for me. A CW shows. I've
Speaker 2: tried watching CW shows. I gave Arrow and Slash a
Speaker 2: little bit. Arrow started off being okay, and then it
Speaker 2: turned into a CW show and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this clearly is not for me. It's for young people,
Speaker 2: especially young women. That is that is their target demographic
Speaker 2: c WS. That is fine, that's completely fine. I was
Speaker 2: just like, as soon as I realized it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I stopped watching.
Speaker 3: I'm not upset. I was just like, oh, it's just
Speaker 3: not interesting to me, not my train anymore.
Speaker 1: You know, this would literally this would like, dude, it
Speaker 1: would literally it would literally be like me being fucking
Speaker 1: furious at Persona for being so anime, Like why is
Speaker 1: Persona so fucking anime? It's so fucking Japanese and chitty
Speaker 1: and dumb and gay? What the fuck is this dumb shit?
Speaker 1: It's like, this is I'm not this is not for me.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's exhausting. It's the what upsets me is because it's
Speaker 2: not even the Andi pants game, because the grifters are
Speaker 2: gonna come.
Speaker 1: It's just and it's just annoying.
Speaker 2: That they don't have to try even a little bit anymore,
Speaker 2: because back in the day, back in the day snake
Speaker 2: oil sells mean would get hanged and ran out of town,
Speaker 2: so they'd have to try to really be convincing, to
Speaker 2: be like, I'm selling you something that is worth having.
Speaker 2: Now it is the laziest, shittiest bullshit and they're still
Speaker 2: accepting it, And I'm like, what has happened.
Speaker 1: They don't get hanged dude and ran out of town
Speaker 1: dangling from a branch violet.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, some people when they were clearly
Speaker 2: being snuffed out, like like susted out there like this
Speaker 2: guy is selling me bullshit, and then the town would
Speaker 2: beat the fuck out of them, run him out of town,
Speaker 2: hang them whatever, arrest them. They would there would be consequences,
Speaker 2: they would pick. They would beat them. Have to sleep
Speaker 2: throat and walk up to a volcano and drop.
Speaker 3: Them in like heartlessly, like with like with like two
Speaker 3: frames sucking a horse.
Speaker 2: They have a horse taking them to the volcano. Jawn
Speaker 2: quartered them as he's falling into the volcano. So they
Speaker 2: got to sacrifice the horses too, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Buttunately gotta go to can you so wait so wait?
Speaker 1: So how I'm imagining this is working is that they
Speaker 1: almost he's in the so no no, no, So he's
Speaker 1: in the center of the volcano. He's dangling from like
Speaker 1: a helicopter. And then in the four quadrants of the
Speaker 1: edge of the volcano there are horses is tied to
Speaker 1: his limbs, and then they throw the horses into the volcano,
Speaker 1: and then they yank his arms and legs off and
Speaker 1: then just dip him into the volcano with the helicopter.
Speaker 1: His horses always die to though, they always died, right, Well,
Speaker 1: there's it's a good thing. There are so many yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: plany of horses. These are these are are drawing quarter
Speaker 1: horses specifically meant for sacrifice.
Speaker 3: Did you ever see that horses feet like horses hooves,
Speaker 3: they keep growing.
Speaker 1: I didn't know they kept They're like tentacles. Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: the nail part that's a name. Oh, I don't know whatever.
Speaker 1: I could give a fun I don't know. I can
Speaker 1: give a fuck. You tried to answer, I gave you
Speaker 1: something answer and you got upset to shut me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: were talking about the horse tenacles. So I just I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't want to be present.
Speaker 1: I will see.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, So you're totally right, though, like the the effort
Speaker 1: that the effort that used to have to go into
Speaker 1: it at least demanded some level of respect, and now
Speaker 1: it kind of does. Now it's just like this is
Speaker 1: like your phone. This in so so obviously to the
Speaker 1: point where like you're not even really preparing for a
Speaker 1: debate in front of your entire audience to the point
Speaker 1: where like, you look so stupid even to them, right,
Speaker 1: And it's like imagine like I don't know, man, there's
Speaker 1: just no effort there. Uh dude sucks. It's crazy. I
Speaker 1: just I barely learned about it.
Speaker 2: I was like, I can't believe this guy has videos
Speaker 2: that have like over a million views or something, and
Speaker 2: it is the laziest fucking content. Like he's not saying anything.
Speaker 2: He's just saying this ship is gay. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: not even in a funny, ironic way like how we
Speaker 2: would banter about shit, but literally.
Speaker 1: This is gay. Actman started that debate being like, you're
Speaker 1: this is satire, right, Like you're joking right, because it is.
Speaker 1: It is. That's what it sounds like. It feels satistical.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievably stupid. Uh, but but it's also profitable. So
Speaker 1: it's like, hey, look man, like he's gonna he's gonna
Speaker 1: do it because it's gonna make him. It's you're gonna
Speaker 1: make him more money than his off antic opinion is
Speaker 1: going to make them, oh one thousands.
Speaker 2: Exactly what happened right when he was just like, oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I'm Christian and I hate gays, and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, the money started pouring in,
Speaker 2: and like, well, dude, do you remember real quick, do
Speaker 2: you remember the fucking Harry Potter thing where there was
Speaker 2: a lot of these guys, the anti woke people that
Speaker 2: were supporting Harry Potter because there was some people trying
Speaker 2: to boycott because of what's your name, h J. K
Speaker 2: Rollings an anti trans rhetoric, and so they were supporting
Speaker 2: that ship. But then this guy is saying, don't play
Speaker 2: this ship, it's witchcraft. And then he's like, I'm just like, bro,
Speaker 2: what you can He was like, like a Christian man
Speaker 2: would not play these games, would not play this game.
Speaker 2: And then you know, a completely ignores a doom though
Speaker 2: you know you can play games with demons in it,
Speaker 2: and shit, that's that's fine.
Speaker 3: That's fine. That the hogwarts because you're a holy justifier
Speaker 3: of God's will and doom, you're bringing down damnation on
Speaker 3: the devil's work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess you kill angels in that game though, technically,
Speaker 1: so like yeah, even I know, even though like literally
Speaker 1: doom guys demon charge. But I'm not mistaken. That's why
Speaker 1: it's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's issues he's I just he's all over
Speaker 2: the fucking place. But it's man, I just it does
Speaker 2: it does make me. It does make me want to
Speaker 2: more than ever, maybe just even because there's a guy
Speaker 2: in hip hop space. His name is deleted, and he
Speaker 2: distorts his voice and he's been talking. He's been kind
Speaker 2: of like gaining a little bit of traction. Now he's
Speaker 2: not a grift or anything, but he has I think
Speaker 2: I've seen this content before he has. He might have
Speaker 2: seen it like a half mask on like anime ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: something like you've seen him before. But uh so it
Speaker 2: made me think more than ever. I'm like, you know what,
Speaker 2: we've been talking all this shit about starting grifting ship.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm because the one thing I want
Speaker 2: to do is like, I don't want to use my
Speaker 2: voice because people are gonna get on, they're gonna find
Speaker 2: they're gonna figure it out it's me pretty quickly. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I'll just store my voice like this
Speaker 2: dude and just literally do what this andy pants guy's
Speaker 2: doing wing and then as soon as I hit one
Speaker 2: hundred K, I'm just gonna be like, oh yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: just kidding.
Speaker 3: I was lying the whole time.
Speaker 1: I've done. That was fun. I got my.
Speaker 2: Plaque or whatever, I got the plaque thing, I'm done.
Speaker 1: I would have it, say like one hundred thousand subscribers,
Speaker 1: and you know how you can have them, you can
Speaker 1: have it say whatever whatever you wanted to say. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would just have all of them, all of them idiots,
Speaker 1: to immortalize them. Which are the names?
Speaker 2: Should it be what it sounds better, grifter gaming or
Speaker 2: like grift gaming, like should it be Like no, you can't,
Speaker 2: you can't draw attention to but I feel like they would.
Speaker 2: They would think it's un ironic or something and they's cool.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's true.
Speaker 3: Is full of people that are autistic.
Speaker 1: Right, you have to go you have to go almost
Speaker 1: old school. You have to go like the what do
Speaker 1: you got? Uh? The there's something you remember? Do you
Speaker 1: remember those? Yes? Like it would be some fucking cartoon
Speaker 1: character and to see.
Speaker 2: Yes, I was gonna be a top hat and a
Speaker 2: going like this and then having like three different fucking frames.
Speaker 1: It would be this, it would be like arms crossed,
Speaker 1: then it would.
Speaker 3: Be and then it'd be upset, then it'd be upset. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: it has to be the upset one.
Speaker 2: That's fucking amazing. All right, so this is what happened.
Speaker 2: You're gonna start.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start not gay gaming. I think it's so fun.
Speaker 3: I like it, but put gaming in there. I'm making
Speaker 3: that account right now. I'm making a YouTube account right now.
Speaker 1: Actually, I gotta figure out how to do a I
Speaker 1: how to how to I'll do like a YouTube, have
Speaker 1: a a YouTuber.
Speaker 3: They go there like say a bout of shit with
Speaker 3: a voice distorder, and then one day he'll just be
Speaker 3: me and I'm like, you guys are dumb.
Speaker 1: This is not a bad this is this is the
Speaker 1: most excited I felt to do something. God, I'm actually
Speaker 1: kind of pupped for Like what do you put too much?
Speaker 1: You could record it with your phone, you know whatever,
Speaker 1: because what do you like?
Speaker 3: What do you like? No one's ever like I guess
Speaker 3: everybody's loved the money too much. They're like, I can't
Speaker 3: get up this money. But the idea of like having
Speaker 3: like a channel like that, like like a fucking super
Speaker 3: concervative channel. Then like you hit like a like your
Speaker 3: hundred can and you like you're really your face You're like,
Speaker 3: you guys are fucking dumb. Man. Yeah, I all believe
Speaker 3: I was lying.
Speaker 1: Wait, hold on, what's the time stamp? Wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: what's the time stamp? On? This?
Speaker 3: On this?
Speaker 1: So where are we at? Oh fifty one? I was like,
Speaker 1: it's been so long since been done? Is like, where
Speaker 1: is it? So block? I want you to censor out
Speaker 1: when I say the channel, all of our channel I
Speaker 1: do want to use. I think I I think I
Speaker 1: am gonna like it because because I love that so
Speaker 1: much it sucks. I love it too. I love the
Speaker 1: idea this is so it's really dumb. But who gets
Speaker 1: to one hundred k first? Oh my god, the.
Speaker 2: Races gonna be so easy, especially you know it's because
Speaker 2: we're not completely stupid. So just having even a little
Speaker 2: bit of elevated like of a talking point to a
Speaker 2: grift would probably make people like this guy's really fucking
Speaker 2: intelligent instead of just being like how smoo gay gay
Speaker 2: get gig game gay, No, don't support Western gaming.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm I'm starting this channel today and
Speaker 1: we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna spend so much of
Speaker 1: my night on photoshop building this stupid fucking okay, okay,
Speaker 1: gotcha all our names so you can do it.
Speaker 3: And then you just like we just we just kind
Speaker 3: of float around the manosphere to get shot out some
Speaker 3: like Tait and sneak. O.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. I'm actually I'm actually excited.
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about this. All right, last thing, dragon Age,
Speaker 1: some new dragon Age stuff. Sweeny didn't see it. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you. I don't know how you guys.
Speaker 1: It seems look mixed, but mostly positives.
Speaker 3: Say, it's actually really fun, Like that's what it is, like,
Speaker 3: it's a really fun game.
Speaker 2: At least I think what's gonna happen is the people
Speaker 2: that are thea origin stands. There's nothing you can do
Speaker 2: for them. There's just not it just can't you know,
Speaker 2: it's nothing that so you can't can't really focus on
Speaker 2: that anymore. So I would say focus on people who enjoyed,
Speaker 2: at least even mildly enjoyed it quisition. So then it's like,
Speaker 2: all right, so then there's somewhat of a of a
Speaker 2: decent comparison, and listening to those people, they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I think people are gonna enjoy the game, But there
Speaker 2: are little things here and there, like say, I'm looking
Speaker 2: at that, I don't understand I've actually been really trying.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to find I've been trying to find somebody.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to find a picture of a of
Speaker 2: a Canari that doesn't look absolutely fucking ridiculous, Like, oh, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: the Canari is happening with that?
Speaker 1: What is going on with that?
Speaker 3: They look really silly? Look really.
Speaker 2: Why because it looks like a half human half Kunari thing.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, the made them like people.
Speaker 1: Literally, it literally looks like somebody from the Concord team
Speaker 1: made them. Yeah, like snuck into BioWare and was like,
Speaker 1: let me design.
Speaker 2: I don't understand because dragon age will origins. They just
Speaker 2: look like, you know, oh, they showed them. One guy,
Speaker 2: he just kind of like a nigga, you know. It
Speaker 2: was like, oh, this is like the black people, I
Speaker 2: guess or something. You're like corn rows and ship and
Speaker 2: then and then number two. All of a sudden, I'm like, yo,
Speaker 2: what happened These motherfuckers like demons now? And I was like,
Speaker 2: they look fucking amazing. I was like, this is a
Speaker 2: cool ass design.
Speaker 1: Three. I mean they look the coolest, the cool They
Speaker 1: look amazing too. They're like terrible.
Speaker 3: They're literally t Flings Like, Actually, if I'm not mistaken,
Speaker 3: I think they're like they're like t Flings, Like this
Speaker 3: is the t Flings, These are our own creation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's pretty.
Speaker 2: It's the I'm kind of holding on to, like maybe
Speaker 2: they'll have regular looking ones in the game that aren't customizable,
Speaker 2: because I've only seen that customizable ship.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to.
Speaker 3: See some Canari titties.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 3: If I'm being honest, Bro, I'm tired. I'm tired of
Speaker 3: like being respectful. Man, I'm just trying to see naked Canari's. Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they did drop the button.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm there for.
Speaker 2: You can go back and play Inquisition see that. I
Speaker 2: think the Iron bowls Penis. I think you see that.
Speaker 1: It's not a for Penis right now, that's later, right,
Speaker 1: fair enough? He I don't know, man, they so far
Speaker 1: over what I've seen the game. It looks kind of cool,
Speaker 1: like I'm kind of flirting with the idea, maybe checking
Speaker 1: it out, But like that Canari design looks fucking like
Speaker 1: objectively objectively it's bad. Like there's no, there's no. It
Speaker 1: astounds me that nobody on the team was like, hey,
Speaker 1: this looks like ship looks so.
Speaker 3: As much as that, like they're not He's not even
Speaker 3: big the way they're supposed to be. I thought it
Speaker 3: was is it like is are we is? What's happening
Speaker 3: is real Kudari in the game, and he's a hybrid
Speaker 3: because it looks like a half human half Kudari thing.
Speaker 3: Humans have some ship like what their heads can Canaris
Speaker 3: have babies with people?
Speaker 2: As far they've I don't think they've ever you could
Speaker 2: fuck them because but like I don't know if they
Speaker 2: could breed. They've never They've never explored that.
Speaker 1: This game. This is kind of this is kind of
Speaker 1: the thing where like I feel like this is a
Speaker 1: toxic positivity type thing. I think I see the radiation
Speaker 1: of toxic positivity because there's no way an idea like
Speaker 1: this would make it this far into production to the
Speaker 1: point where like this is how the design is going
Speaker 1: to ship unless you had a culture at the studio
Speaker 1: of like, we cannot we can't be truly constructively critical
Speaker 1: of the work going on here, which apparently was like
Speaker 1: a big reason why Concord looked the way it was.
Speaker 1: That was like Colin broke that story on Sacred It's
Speaker 1: been making the rounds on Twitter it's crazy, but like
Speaker 1: apparently that studio was like that game was really prioritized
Speaker 1: by the higher ups to the point where like any
Speaker 1: any critique was pretty much like not listen to or
Speaker 1: allowed or people didn't feel comfortable like actually saying like
Speaker 1: what looked bad and what didn't look because like it
Speaker 1: was so supported by like upper management and stuff. So
Speaker 1: like that strikes me. Like the Canari design here strikes
Speaker 1: me as something like that, where it's like no self
Speaker 1: respecting person could look at that and say, good job sick, Like,
Speaker 1: oh good job, like that you look you need You
Speaker 1: don't have to be a dick, but you do have
Speaker 1: to be straight with people when you're making ship like this,
Speaker 1: because this looks bad, Dude, it does not the game,
Speaker 1: not the overall game, not the gameplay, not the story,
Speaker 1: and not the not the overall visual design. Although like
Speaker 1: that's kind of subjective. I think it kind of looks
Speaker 1: like whatever. But if it was if it was Halo
Speaker 1: and it looked like this, I'd be like a little
Speaker 1: bit weirded out by it for sure, Like it's jarring,
Speaker 1: But like the Canari are the most offensive thing about it,
Speaker 1: Like easily it's by like a one.
Speaker 2: It is fucking mind blowing that and you're probably right,
Speaker 2: which makes me worry about because the most important thing,
Speaker 2: more important than the gameplay really to to dire Daggetage fans,
Speaker 2: is the narrative. The fucking character development is it? Like,
Speaker 2: is there gonna be like a good growth and a
Speaker 2: good arc and shit like that, And if it's something
Speaker 2: like this slips, it does worry me a little bit
Speaker 2: that that could translate to things like, well, will you
Speaker 2: look at the art designer, You're like, this is a
Speaker 2: little funny, and also can be the characters, and like
Speaker 2: Varick is a very well established character since too. If
Speaker 2: he's not classic Verick, god damn, it's gonna be hard
Speaker 2: to get the play it will be around him. If
Speaker 2: he's not like you know what I'm saying, so things
Speaker 2: like that, then I'm like, all right, this is the
Speaker 2: only thing I may not I'm gonna buy it.
Speaker 1: This is just no way around. It's sixty bucks too,
Speaker 1: so it's not even seven.
Speaker 3: I'll buy the fact that you're like trying to like
Speaker 3: do this facade like you're not gonna It's like me
Speaker 3: saying I'm not gonna buy it, like I'm buying a
Speaker 3: fuck out of that gate, Like, there's no way I'm
Speaker 3: not getting the game.
Speaker 2: It's funny how ten dollars actually would have probably changed
Speaker 2: my made a difference for me if if it was
Speaker 2: if it was so that seventy bucks, I probably be like, ah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wait for it.
Speaker 1: Ten dollars difference and I'm like, I don't know it
Speaker 1: A way it would take.
Speaker 3: It would take you getting the game and telling me
Speaker 3: it's completely dogs. For me not to buy that game.
Speaker 3: You'd have to be like, it's completely dogs. Is there
Speaker 3: anything you like?
Speaker 1: You have to be like no, And I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't get it.
Speaker 3: If you're like, oh, there's this cool there's this cool combo,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, all right, I guess I guess I'm involved.
Speaker 1: I'll check it out.
Speaker 2: Kind that would hurt my soul so badly if if
Speaker 2: it if the game turned out to be this, It
Speaker 2: can't I just can't. I can't see like I can't
Speaker 2: have been waiting for ten fucking years for a new
Speaker 2: game and I can't imagine it being completely unplayable, unenjoyable.
Speaker 2: That would really But it does scare me a little
Speaker 2: bit because that's how I actually been seeing you know what,
Speaker 2: I've just looked out last night, Mass vact dramas on
Speaker 2: sale again, you know, a bunch of sales Esteems games
Speaker 2: always on sale. I looked at the reviews and there
Speaker 2: was a ton of positive reviews pouring in, and I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck's happening. So I started reading
Speaker 2: something on what version of canon is this? And I
Speaker 2: was just like, Okay, there's a lot of people that aren't.
Speaker 2: I guess they're probably not diehard into the trilogy, and
Speaker 2: and so as a standalone game, this game is okay.
Speaker 2: And I feel like people standards are pretty low. But
Speaker 2: I think that's the biggest thing. If you're not aware
Speaker 2: of any of the other games, and you play this
Speaker 2: as just a sci fi third person shooter, it's okay,
Speaker 2: It's it's uh when the thing that makes it so
Speaker 2: shitty is thinking about how vast the other fucking games
Speaker 2: were and how diverse their aliens were, and how fucking
Speaker 2: lame the like the Reapers and shit were cool and stuff,
Speaker 2: and then now this this new alien and then drama.
Speaker 2: You're in a whole new galaxy and this was the
Speaker 2: best that they can fucking come up with. These purple
Speaker 2: dumb niggas, and then they just get turned into a
Speaker 2: like these subservient rock niggas, and then like it's and
Speaker 2: then there's just these robot things. They're revenue. It's so
Speaker 2: fucking blame. But like if you didn't have anything to compare.
Speaker 1: It to, not too bad. It's like are the are the?
Speaker 1: Are the?
Speaker 3: Because you're in a no galaxy. That's the biggest problems
Speaker 3: here a new galaxy, and they're they're still so similar
Speaker 3: to us. That's the big time I give from everybody,
Speaker 3: like just humanoids.
Speaker 1: I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
Speaker 2: Do something like I love the Elkore, you know, and
Speaker 2: like like in the in the fucking Milky Way, where
Speaker 2: like it's so clear that these dudes are very far
Speaker 2: away from like a Turian or a.
Speaker 1: Human or something. They're not from here. They're not from here.
Speaker 2: There's something very different about these guys or the fucking
Speaker 2: Hanna are those jellyfish dudes?
Speaker 1: Like like this is cool?
Speaker 2: And then they gave us jelly purple dick like they suck.
Speaker 2: They look like like, oh, it's a Barti character or
Speaker 2: something Barty and Friends. I was like, these guys suck
Speaker 2: and then their feet are kind of like Korean's And
Speaker 2: I'm like, this is so lazy.
Speaker 1: Holy ship if you've never what were they called in that?
Speaker 1: And I can't even remember what they're called. I said.
Speaker 2: Slip because that ship was ass. I can't even remember
Speaker 2: what they're called.
Speaker 1: Duh and drama to purple, nevermember what they're called. Someone's
Speaker 1: Google's just that that's how they care, That's how they
Speaker 1: moved through Google. Oh e they're called. I can't remember
Speaker 1: what they're called. Eh. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: How un inspired they were. I can't even remember for
Speaker 2: the life I mean, hold on, let me let me
Speaker 2: click that. I remember the guy's name is Jarrell.
Speaker 1: I think, is that right? Or no, that's that Superman's.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I said. I didn't even pick
Speaker 1: up on it.
Speaker 2: I don't even know if that's it's something close to that.
Speaker 2: I think, I you see, you see that's a problem
Speaker 2: j'ell Jael is that it. Jall is shown to be
Speaker 2: a straightforward ally, but Jall is part.
Speaker 1: Of the and and Sary and garn resist. I don't
Speaker 1: even know, dude, see as a mass effect.
Speaker 2: Fucking stand it's you know it's bad when I can't
Speaker 2: even remem remember, like what these guys are and I
Speaker 2: played just a few months ago. Remember just a few
Speaker 2: months ago, I was fucking around with this game and
Speaker 2: I couldn't finish it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this sucks. I can't And I'm like, but.
Speaker 2: If I had never played any of the other Mass Effects,
Speaker 2: this might be an okay, like, oh, you know, that
Speaker 2: was an interesting story because it's so not tied to
Speaker 2: the original trilogy that even like the references, there's barely
Speaker 2: any references to the old trilogy.
Speaker 1: They don't talk about the fucking war.
Speaker 2: Really, they don't talk about like all the shit that
Speaker 2: was going down by the time they left.
Speaker 3: So because you just wait, so explain to me what happened,
Speaker 3: so pretty much after everything happens with three if you
Speaker 3: do the basic ending, and drama to picks up afterwards
Speaker 3: to people from okay.
Speaker 1: No, so what happened?
Speaker 2: No, andrama picks up. I think around the second games.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I think it's number two because basically they're
Speaker 2: doing this mission to just, oh, we want to colonize
Speaker 2: another galaxy. Essentially, we want to make sure that the
Speaker 2: humans survive, or it's not even humans, it's just the
Speaker 2: Milky Way residents survive, so they're going over here to
Speaker 2: undertake this mission. If I remember correctly, it it I
Speaker 2: think it might be into response of, uh, the Reapers,
Speaker 2: but I can't remember specifically. I I but it's not
Speaker 2: a this is not a post. This is I think
Speaker 2: I can just look it up real fast, because it's
Speaker 2: been so long since I've done like I've looked up
Speaker 2: anything in this game. What I'm saying possibly could be
Speaker 2: one hundred percent wrong.
Speaker 1: Let me just look at real fast Mass Effect Andromeda.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at I'm looking up, I'm looking this ship up,
Speaker 1: and man, it's pretty right. Like I can't there's such
Speaker 1: a there's such a suck energy to like every screenshot
Speaker 1: from Massifact and Drama. It's crazy, like like every image
Speaker 1: that I see if it just screams suck like it
Speaker 1: feels just suck. It's crazy. Yeah. So it's it doesn't
Speaker 1: look good.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's between yeah Mass Effect two and three. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so yeah, this is like a response to I think
Speaker 2: it was for like a survival thing, because it might,
Speaker 2: you know, it might just everybody.
Speaker 3: Shot Sarah and he was like, I gotta come back
Speaker 3: in the future and kill and then they were like,
Speaker 3: which probably get out of here. We probably pack up
Speaker 3: and move bit. Oh weird.
Speaker 2: The characters compared to the original trilogy, Like I said,
Speaker 2: the character suck. I like the old Krogan. He's like
Speaker 2: a thousand years old or something. Good character, like an
Speaker 2: old Crogan. Yeah, they don't. They not live very low.
Speaker 2: They live to like about a thousand something for a
Speaker 2: long time. Yeah Krogan. Sorry, they live long as ship. So,
Speaker 2: like he's crazy because Krogans are just badass in general.
Speaker 2: They're just they're just no nonsense and they just talk
Speaker 2: a lot of shit. So he's just fun by default.
Speaker 2: Like he's like a like a patriarch or like kind
Speaker 2: of a type of character. So he's pretty cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: everybody else kind of sucks. Everybody, all all the other characters.
Speaker 2: The human chick that not a lesbian but looks like one,
Speaker 2: she sucks. The British black dude sucks. He's so he's
Speaker 2: at least he's better than h what's his name, Taylor,
Speaker 2: Jacob Jesus Christ. It's like they try to make the
Speaker 2: Green Lantern John Stewart, except for just strip him of
Speaker 2: any personality. It was like, make this black military.
Speaker 1: And then have him his loyalty mission is kind of
Speaker 1: in then it doesn't really go any but then it
Speaker 1: doesn't really go anywhere.
Speaker 2: After Jacob is kind of like his dad really good mission, beautiful, beautiful,
Speaker 2: fucking I love how like they really showcase when you
Speaker 2: first land how beautiful this fucking this planet is and
Speaker 2: where he's from. Yeah, so, or the where they crash landed,
Speaker 2: where they're like where they crash landed, and so it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is beautiful and stuff, and it's a cool mission
Speaker 2: seeing that his dad's a a fucking dumb piece of
Speaker 2: ship and took advantage of the people and made them
Speaker 2: eat the poison fruit, and so I was a cool mission.
Speaker 2: But like after that that was the most interesting thing.
Speaker 2: And Jacob there was times in the game where he
Speaker 2: would push back to even talk to him.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not a good time. So I'm like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck, what what is this? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: never I don't think I talked to Jacob once, and
Speaker 1: it is because he's yeah, like after I did his utimasion,
Speaker 1: I didn't, I didn't bring him anywhere. I've never not
Speaker 1: used him.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm sorry, I've never used him except for
Speaker 2: the loyalty mission, right that he used Jacob a few times,
Speaker 2: but then like.
Speaker 1: What is he even go for? What does he do?
Speaker 1: I don't even remember. I don't I think he's an infiltrator?
Speaker 1: Is he because I literally don't. I couldn't tell. I
Speaker 1: don't remember. The thing is he had a pole field.
Speaker 1: He had a pole field for a while, which was
Speaker 1: which was helpful, but then I got it and then
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, well, I'm not using you for
Speaker 1: fucking literally anywhere. And to be fair, like I did
Speaker 1: avoid him primarily because he is black, but he did
Speaker 1: scare me. He did scare me. He did like he
Speaker 1: made he made me like across the street and welcome
Speaker 1: to But I think, look at that's right. This is
Speaker 1: the first thing I'm gonna this is my first video
Speaker 1: on on on my on my drifting channel, is is
Speaker 1: it's gonna be the problem with why Jacob Taylor shouldn't
Speaker 1: have been in mass effect at all, And it's it's
Speaker 1: gonna be nothing to do with the fact that he
Speaker 1: just isn't a great character. It's gonna be all to
Speaker 1: do with the fact that he's clear with the thumb
Speaker 1: nael black dude brilliant. Why are you black? You're making
Speaker 1: a lot of good points there. The problem is that
Speaker 1: Jacob is like.
Speaker 3: It's hard to not just use Garrison that game, but
Speaker 3: he's just like it's kind of like it's a real
Speaker 3: effort to use him just because he's so broken, Like he's.
Speaker 2: So but I will take look. I enjoy, like, say,
Speaker 2: just for the banter. I like to hear some of
Speaker 2: like Morton, I love his banter. I love how Eric.
Speaker 2: I just look because he's just like I know I'm
Speaker 2: the ship. I know I'm so smart and all this stuff,
Speaker 2: and he's like pretty eran, I love it. And it's
Speaker 2: fucking if you talk to him long enough, Like his
Speaker 2: show tunes. He showed like he gets into his show
Speaker 2: tunes and he breaks out into into to dance and song.
Speaker 1: It's fucking amazing. It's just like this is these are cool.
Speaker 1: Jacob doesn't do anything like that.
Speaker 2: He's just like, yeah, stuff happened, and I did stuff
Speaker 2: and yeah, and I'm like wow, Wow.
Speaker 1: What a contrast.
Speaker 2: Like Fane Creoles, he's kind of flat too, but really interesting,
Speaker 2: like you know, like this this is this like religious
Speaker 2: assassin guy, Like it's he's flat but also compelling.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I look, I like, I like
Speaker 1: Fane in kind a bit. And when I when I
Speaker 1: when I got to Fanne, I remember feeling like, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, this is kind of bland. But then
Speaker 1: like by the end of it, I was like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is is a dope. Yeah. I don't know what
Speaker 1: the hell happened, man Like, I don't know if all
Speaker 1: the riders left or whatever, but like any.
Speaker 2: That's exact, that is what happened. That's why I'm a
Speaker 2: little bit afraid of.
Speaker 1: The vil Guard.
Speaker 2: I'm a little bit like just little things that aren't
Speaker 2: a big deal, but they're kind of starting to add
Speaker 2: up a little bit.
Speaker 1: That game has to be a four out of ten
Speaker 1: for me not to buy. It's there's just I'm a
Speaker 1: little I'm just concerned that's.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna buy.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm gonna say I am gonna buy to
Speaker 2: but there's little things adding up that I'm ignoring, you know,
Speaker 2: little things that are just I'm just thinking.
Speaker 3: That I heard the game is fun. I heard there's
Speaker 3: some really cool character moments. So I'm like, all right, cool,
Speaker 3: I'll try. If it's bad, I'll just I don't know,
Speaker 3: I'll kill myself on stream, like.
Speaker 1: With the longest gun you can find.
Speaker 3: Just just It'll be in the kitchen and then we
Speaker 3: will be like Kingston, what's just I'm like, don't worry.
Speaker 3: I love you, though. It'd be like an elephant rifle
Speaker 3: that's singing you.
Speaker 1: Fucking you have another webcam so that's in the corner
Speaker 1: of your screen that shows it from the kitchen, like
Speaker 1: gets the splatter on it, sladder. Why are you you gay? Doude?
Speaker 2: That fucking did you see that guy? That's like, uh,
Speaker 2: someone called it reverse gas lighting. They're like, when I
Speaker 2: snapped my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay.
Speaker 2: And then the guy's like I was never gay. It's
Speaker 2: like it's so good that it is so good.
Speaker 1: That's it. That dude, that that did even reminded me
Speaker 1: of Like that reminded me of like a Leslie Nielsen
Speaker 1: uh like style. That was like a late seventies early
Speaker 1: eighties kind of like joke, I fuck with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that would be written. It's like if I snapped my fingers,
Speaker 1: you'll forget you the gag.
Speaker 3: Was was never gay.
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that was good. That was
Speaker 1: I was like this is fucking just they both played
Speaker 1: their parts so well. That was that was so good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: That's that's a that's a great clip.
Speaker 3: I've cured you, friend, I've cured you.
Speaker 1: You're better now, exactly, you're all better now. You can't
Speaker 1: just you can't just to snap your fingers and state
Speaker 1: the something and I am I'm just not gay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 1: Should we move on to a question. I forgot to
Speaker 1: do the intro? Oh well, I forgot I forgot to
Speaker 1: say I did I did the intro. I forgot to say.
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Speaker 1: with this one. Uh, Freddy your biggest fan, and he says, sup,
Speaker 1: stop older brothers. My beautiful, gorgeous girlfriend is moving four
Speaker 1: hours to university. How do I stay in touch? I
Speaker 1: like that now, this is like a gorgeous girlfriend. I
Speaker 1: like that. You're getting points for that one. You're getta
Speaker 1: You're getting points. Listen, man, uh I, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Long distance stuff is a lot easier today than it
Speaker 1: ever has been. So like part of me is like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, just if it's worth it, Just
Speaker 1: just I don't know, man, Just FaceTime this discord, play
Speaker 1: play stuff together. I don't know. There's so many ways
Speaker 1: to keep in keep in touch now, Like I think
Speaker 1: about so like my older family or like like my
Speaker 1: friend's older family, and they were like, yeah, my husband's.
Speaker 3: Just in the war for five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's just in the war for fucking you know.
Speaker 1: And I get a letter sometimes and it's like if
Speaker 1: they can figure it out, you can figure it out
Speaker 1: with like all this communication at your.
Speaker 3: Disc for sure. But at the same time that's what
Speaker 3: leads to the idea of people like feeling the what
Speaker 3: is it called fomooo?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Because before like say homo no,
Speaker 1: I said pho no. I'm curious about no. I didn't
Speaker 1: say homo no. I'm curious about what you mean by fomo.
Speaker 1: What the idea?
Speaker 3: Because because of the Internet and how much more connected
Speaker 3: we are to everything, people being alone makes them feel
Speaker 3: more alone because seeing people not being alone, if that
Speaker 3: makes any sense.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean. I think I know what
Speaker 1: you mean. Yeah, like it was more routine.
Speaker 2: People weren't as fucked up on it back then because
Speaker 2: it was so routine to not really contact each other,
Speaker 2: you know. As a great example of that, my uh,
Speaker 2: let's see, my my so JoJo's mom didn't grow up
Speaker 2: with FaceTime or anything, obviously, fucking she's in her fifties,
Speaker 2: but now she's so connected to it, she like it's
Speaker 2: a thing and texting regularly, where before it was one
Speaker 2: of those things where my mom's like be back before
Speaker 2: sundown or something back in the day, and I wouldn't
Speaker 2: hear from her at all. And then now my friend
Speaker 2: Jojo fucking parents blowing up their phone all the time,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, weird, how you didn't even grow up
Speaker 2: with this shit, but you got attached to this now
Speaker 2: and now you're constantly kind of dependent on and so
Speaker 2: hopefully you guys weren't like in a in a situation
Speaker 2: where you guys were constantly blowing each other up, because
Speaker 2: it might be a little difficult of an adjustment period.
Speaker 2: But if you're like my ass who uh doesn't really
Speaker 2: talk to anybody and I try to explain everyone no offense,
Speaker 2: I just I just fucking burnt out all the time.
Speaker 3: I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't talk to anybody.
Speaker 2: People like, Oh, my buddy, he lives in Glendale and
Speaker 2: he's like, hey, man, let's go to lunch. You know,
Speaker 2: I haven't seen you in like fucking ten years.
Speaker 1: I'm like, heh, yeah, you know. I'm like, he doesn't
Speaker 1: even live that far away, and I was just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I want just you know.
Speaker 2: So if you guys can handle that, like I mean,
Speaker 2: y'all can make it work. Man like christ, But.
Speaker 3: If you're mature enough and if by the way you
Speaker 3: describe very clearly, you like really really care for this person,
Speaker 3: and if.
Speaker 1: You care for them, you know, the work will work
Speaker 1: itself out.
Speaker 3: When like I've never I've never really done along disre
Speaker 3: relationship because I just feel like I'm not I'm not
Speaker 3: equipped for it personally, I don't think I have the
Speaker 3: ability to be able to deal with it. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it's possible. I've seen people make it work.
Speaker 1: So if it it works, I've definitely I've made it,
Speaker 1: even even the prior ones before.
Speaker 2: You know, this sounds stupid to say, because like I
Speaker 2: maybe even question other people that will say this, but
Speaker 2: them not the prior ones that I've had. They they
Speaker 2: didn't work out. It was because of you know, my
Speaker 2: partner at the time.
Speaker 3: The woman. It's always the woman's fault.
Speaker 2: No, Like I've always been, I've always personally been willing
Speaker 2: to put in the effort. And since I've been doing
Speaker 2: this job for like eight years or something like that, that, uh,
Speaker 2: I'm so flexible that it's easy for me to fucking
Speaker 2: work with shit like this where I could just fly
Speaker 2: over to another country and hang out for a while
Speaker 2: and still work. And so it was really easy for
Speaker 2: me to do this type of shit. And so if
Speaker 2: four hours to me would be like oh cool, it
Speaker 2: would be like driving to Vegas, you know, So essentially
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be too too bad to every once in
Speaker 2: a while just come and drive over there or even
Speaker 2: just catch a plane. If if the cheap, the flights
Speaker 2: are cheap, just to see each other every once in
Speaker 2: a while, which would would satiate me, would satisfy me personally,
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1: You know, we're grinding.
Speaker 2: And as long as you guys are both serious about this,
Speaker 2: you're gonna it'll be fine as long because that's really
Speaker 2: the biggest thing, as long as both of you all
Speaker 2: are serious about this ship. Because if one person's kind
Speaker 2: of like, what is it like one foot like you know, oh,
Speaker 2: you're kind of like not only one foot in the water,
Speaker 2: then that's just like, no, nigga, you gotta both feed
Speaker 2: in both feeding.
Speaker 3: That's it. I wish I wish my girlfriend would be
Speaker 3: gone for four hours away from me constantly. It would
Speaker 3: be amazing.
Speaker 1: Hey, man, I mean, you can spend too much time
Speaker 1: with fucking anybody.
Speaker 2: You can't like if you if you're with somebody, if
Speaker 2: you with someone all the time, I'm like, damn, nigga,
Speaker 2: not all right, all right, but good luck to both
Speaker 2: of you.
Speaker 3: You look at you and your gorgeous girlfriend. Yeah, hope
Speaker 3: you guys not about prosperity. Honestly, hope Diddy don't get
Speaker 3: to her.
Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god, well, she's saved from Did.
Speaker 2: She moved closer to Diddy? Right by right by jail?
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, right by his cell, right by his cell,
Speaker 2: like there is her her class and then his cell.
Speaker 2: You can see in the window he's he's just staring
Speaker 2: at her.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Dude, come over here and speak to me right now.
Speaker 1: Come bring me a file in a cake.
Speaker 3: Taking away. He slips out of the bars. Dude, he
Speaker 3: just puts, he puts, he puts a little bit on
Speaker 3: his fingers and he gets slipped through the bar. That's
Speaker 3: He's like, you gotta save the product.
Speaker 1: Riley delete wrote it, and he says, hey, Chris, Derek,
Speaker 1: Derek and Sweeney. I'll be brief guests. Can we have
Speaker 1: more new or returning guests on the show like Jayalen, Jojo,
Speaker 1: Lily and Moore. Jalen's even how you guys met? Thanks
Speaker 1: guys enjoy the start of fall. Riley, Yeah, we'll have more,
Speaker 1: like I think actually in the next I don't want
Speaker 1: to necessarily make this promise exactly because I don't know
Speaker 1: exactly if this will happen, but definitely I think in
Speaker 1: the next like two weeks, there's there's a one guest
Speaker 1: that I'm in the process of making getting ready for it.
Speaker 1: But then I think Jalen will also be I think
Speaker 1: Jalen's gonna be the first in person one that will
Speaker 1: definitely happen. I can pretty safely say that'll happen within
Speaker 1: the next couple of weeks, and then there's one in
Speaker 1: the immediate you know, hopefully pretty soon. Even before that
Speaker 1: that will be kind of a fun one, largely teased
Speaker 1: or largely anticipated. So yeah, there will be there will
Speaker 1: be more guests, returning guests though, Yeah, probably. I definitely
Speaker 1: want to get Actman on, Like that's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: I want I want Actman to be in the studio
Speaker 1: this so if I can figure out a way to
Speaker 1: get him to justify coming down. He was just here
Speaker 1: for like Viccan or whatever. So it might be a
Speaker 1: little bit too soon, but I definitely want to get
Speaker 1: like another content person in the studio with us before
Speaker 1: the end of the year. I don't know how plausible
Speaker 1: that will be. I don't know, but it feels like
Speaker 1: it will. It feels like it's possible, Like I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that is a focus for sure.
Speaker 1: Really outwardly said she would never do the show again.
Speaker 3: So I don't know. Maybe she's we should be a
Speaker 3: little difficult. Lily said never never again, said she fucking
Speaker 3: hates everything about this ship. You know, we'll figure it out. Bullshit.
Speaker 1: Now I'm forcing her on the show. I don't know.
Speaker 3: She says that's bullshit. I'm gonna strap her out everything
Speaker 3: about the podcast, he said, particularly Derek makes her. She
Speaker 3: said something about uh, Jim Crow and Derek. I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: it was really intense. I got scared and I kind
Speaker 3: of ran out the room when she started getting like
Speaker 3: physical with me.
Speaker 2: It does sound like Lily, Yeah, every time I fucking
Speaker 2: like stink on. I'm like, damn, bro was like what
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 1: And she's like, you know, you know you were born?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what I'm saying like, I kind of wish Jim
Speaker 2: Crow was still a thing, And I'm like, all.
Speaker 3: Right, fair enough, that's kind of look as terrible as
Speaker 3: it is, I respect somebody being that a prom you.
Speaker 1: Know, transfem with trash taste rode in transfer with me.
Speaker 1: So hey, you three lovely boys. With the complete failure
Speaker 1: of the Borderlands movie, is there any media adaptation you
Speaker 1: would love to see be made? Personally I think an
Speaker 1: l A Noir film would go hard. I haven't thought
Speaker 1: about Ellen Noir in a long ass time. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: keep but what's up? Well, I was gonna say, isn't
Speaker 1: that just the detective?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I think there were plenty of
Speaker 2: movies that are kind of like that. Actually, especially back
Speaker 2: in the day when that was like when cop Porn was,
Speaker 2: you know, that was that was the thing. That ship
Speaker 2: was Dragonet fucking started it and then it just went
Speaker 2: fucking crazy from there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was just like, all right, Yeah, I feel.
Speaker 3: Like Ellen Noir is just like profile person in the game.
Speaker 1: You know, I was actually just one. It's a fun game,
Speaker 1: but like it's just straight up profiling the whole time.
Speaker 1: I never actually played it, or if I did, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I certainly didn't finish it, right.
Speaker 2: I think I'm in the same I think. I think
Speaker 2: on my Xbox one, I think I started it, I think,
Speaker 2: And then the problem is I've seen so much footage
Speaker 2: that I'm actually even not There's a thing in my
Speaker 2: mind that I can't remember if I did it or
Speaker 2: if I saw somebody do it and I shared it
Speaker 2: where there was a guy I don't remember but he's
Speaker 2: giving you directions somewhere to go. He's like, make a
Speaker 2: left here, and then you crash it into the pole.
Speaker 2: The car flips, and then the guy says, stay on
Speaker 2: this road, and it's so fucking funny.
Speaker 1: I tell you, dude, I know exactly what you mean.
Speaker 1: I know exactly because that I mean that happens even
Speaker 1: just with the with this show, where I'm like, did
Speaker 1: I say this on the show? Like I can't remember,
Speaker 1: like if I told if I told if I just
Speaker 1: told this to Just Kingston, if I told this to
Speaker 1: Just Derek, if I told this on the show, if
Speaker 1: I told this off camera. There's so many things I
Speaker 1: just I don't know, Like I don't know if I
Speaker 1: experienced this or not.
Speaker 3: My memories are fleeting, and it's bad because I'm only thirty,
Speaker 3: but like it's fine, Yeah, probably not, it's probably like
Speaker 3: really not fine, but there's so much.
Speaker 1: More to remember. I I I justify it, but there's
Speaker 1: just so much more to remember now, Like I don't think.
Speaker 1: I don't think a thirty year old in the eighties
Speaker 1: had nearly as much nonsense or like junk. A male
Speaker 1: in their mind essentially just shap like their their mailbox
Speaker 1: was full of bullshit as ours is still to this day.
Speaker 1: But I feel like their their mind scapes were a
Speaker 1: lot cleaner. Yeah, you know what I mean. The stuff
Speaker 1: that they the stuff that they absolutely had to pay
Speaker 1: attention to, was so much smaller. I think, yeah, I
Speaker 1: think you're one read about it. Yeah, I think it's yeah.
Speaker 3: They didn't have They didn't have to alphabetize all their
Speaker 3: heads out like I do every day.
Speaker 1: Alphabet every day. What does that even be?
Speaker 3: Every dingy becase it's always there's always new. I'm always
Speaker 3: getting new downloads. That's I'm a server and it just
Speaker 3: downloads on its own. I'm not even there. Just download.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, youre talking about authbetizing by all you
Speaker 2: gotta do is just put it the name to organize
Speaker 2: it or organize it by.
Speaker 3: It's it's in Kanji's I can't you gotta you gotta
Speaker 3: go through the you gotta do the man. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: leg work.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: You can't have a collection like me and not do
Speaker 3: the legwork.
Speaker 1: Bro An adaptation I would like to see, like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, Like I don't, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I care if there are adaptations, Like I'm kind of
Speaker 1: happy with things that I want more games. Quite frankly, like,
Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of stuff that's like we
Speaker 1: got a Twisted Metal show and there's no Twisted Metal
Speaker 1: game to a company, and it's like the fly, what the.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you brought that up because you thought that.
Speaker 2: The logical conclusion to me was Oh, they're they're geared
Speaker 2: up for a new game.
Speaker 3: You'd assume.
Speaker 1: That's, yeah, that would be that would be myation to
Speaker 1: that series.
Speaker 2: Nobody was thinking about. It wasn't like, Man, I really
Speaker 2: want this Twisted Metal fucking TV series.
Speaker 1: I really want.
Speaker 2: You're thinking like, oh, this is gonna be a launch
Speaker 2: that we're gonna do this, and then bam, Twisted Metal
Speaker 2: six or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what number they're at.
Speaker 2: But like it's just like I was completely dead wrong
Speaker 2: because I'm like, oh yeah, because like say, when Marva's
Speaker 2: Capcom three came out, obviously you started seeing the characters
Speaker 2: that were in the game, I'm like, oh, I know
Speaker 2: what's happening here, Like this is this is such advertisers
Speaker 2: m c U like this this is so fucking I
Speaker 2: was like, Okay, I see what's happening here. Like it's
Speaker 2: like you can see when things are bouncing off each other,
Speaker 2: like you there's advertisement, there's an obvious to me, that
Speaker 2: seemed like the most the biggest miss I guess in
Speaker 2: a while for me where I'm like, oh, this is obvious.
Speaker 1: It clearly wasn't because it's been out for over a year.
Speaker 3: And what do what do I want?
Speaker 1: I wanted, bro, I want a good I want a
Speaker 1: good street fighter Mortal Combat movie. That's all I want.
Speaker 3: I want. I want a bloody roar show stated, and
Speaker 3: I wanted it to be I wanted to have that
Speaker 3: one to have real animals on set. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: how does that work though? Because they're not, like, there
Speaker 3: isn't any real animals.
Speaker 1: How does it? What do you mean? What do you say?
Speaker 3: You gotta you gotta, you gotta do the makeup on
Speaker 3: the animals and make them look athropomorphous.
Speaker 2: You get a fucking wolf and then you you put
Speaker 2: prosthetics on it to make it look like a were wolf.
Speaker 1: Yes, you just shook his head.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly exactly what I want. I want that stupid
Speaker 3: Someone will die. Someone's gonna die on that set, and
Speaker 3: it's gonna be hilarious. It's always gonna die. The dogs,
Speaker 3: the animals are gonna die because they're gonna be mistreated.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be a fucking disaster. It'll be art. It'll
Speaker 3: be art during a volcano, you know, like it'll be
Speaker 3: like art blowing up beautiful.
Speaker 2: The documentary to how the making of this film will
Speaker 2: be much more interesting than the film itself, I'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you it'll be like I what I look, what
Speaker 1: I want is pretty predictable. I would like, I would
Speaker 1: like a good Halo show, one that is not live show,
Speaker 1: that is one that is not live action. I want
Speaker 1: it animated because that's what it needs to be, and
Speaker 1: then just leave it at that.
Speaker 3: I want to hal.
Speaker 1: I mean, i'd be I mean that sounds I dude,
Speaker 1: you know it's actually interesting. It was actually like weirdly validating.
Speaker 1: But like I tweeted the other day out of nowhere,
Speaker 1: like I think it was like yesterday was like Halo
Speaker 1: three odst's anniversary. It was like the I can't remember
Speaker 1: how how many what year it is, fifteen or something,
Speaker 1: and so I tweeted because it was going around and
Speaker 1: I was like, it's baffling that they never did more
Speaker 1: of these. Uh, the future of this series was always
Speaker 1: in like doing weird extra stuff and then bouncing back
Speaker 1: to Chief maybe like way later or like very sparsely.
Speaker 1: And the fucking and I was talking about like yeah,
Speaker 1: the Hack and Slash God of War one through three
Speaker 1: style arbiter game would have been sick, or like a
Speaker 1: flood hard game would have been sick, or like Tactics
Speaker 1: games would have been sick. Or fucking that Megabot, that
Speaker 1: Megablocks kind of lego kind of game, just that that
Speaker 1: actually like there was a Halo Megablocks game that leaked recently,
Speaker 1: or it leaked years ago, years and years and years ago.
Speaker 1: There were screenshots floating around in like twenty ten or whatever,
Speaker 1: but like the build of it leaked, so like now
Speaker 1: people like some people can actually play it, and apparently
Speaker 1: it's like really fucking fun. It like people were talking
Speaker 1: about it like it's like like Astrobot or like one
Speaker 1: of the like a lego game where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's really fucking good, and it's just like, man, they
Speaker 1: dropped the ball so hard. And Marcus Lado, who is
Speaker 1: like the art director of Halo Reach, he was also
Speaker 1: like a big bungee guy for the entire trilogy like
Speaker 1: liked it, so like there's clearly clearly people there wanted
Speaker 1: to do shit like that. But I don't know, it's
Speaker 1: a shame. I there's there's probably no more mishandled franchise
Speaker 1: in the history of like video games. In that then
Speaker 1: that series, I think, like, actually, it's kind of crazy
Speaker 1: and you just got to wonder why, But why why? Why? Why? Why?
Speaker 3: Why why?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Stupid people don't realize that they have
Speaker 1: gold just sitting in their fucking wallets, like, oh, we
Speaker 1: should should we should we make something out of this
Speaker 1: amazing material? No, what do you? Who cares?
Speaker 2: What do I always wonder about? You know when people
Speaker 2: do like screen testing, who are who are these people?
Speaker 2: Because this is the thing that like, is it one
Speaker 2: of those things that they get people that are actually
Speaker 2: qualified to say? For example, you'd make the Halo series
Speaker 2: and get people, Okay, we're gonna get some diehard Halo
Speaker 2: fans and here we're gonna get them to watch this
Speaker 2: and stuff, and then they give them feedback, general feedback,
Speaker 2: and they're just like, oh, what do they know?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 1: What happens?
Speaker 3: Like, what is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know, Well, it's it's funny, like when I
Speaker 1: got home, like my parents told me it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: we saw the Halo show.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I'm sorry and they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: we thought it was fine. And then like like they
Speaker 1: they thought it was fine, but then I was I
Speaker 1: was asking like, was there anything that you thought was
Speaker 1: weird about it? Like not good and shoot and all
Speaker 1: the stuff that they mentioned that were like yeah, that
Speaker 1: part gave me pause or whatever. Was all the stuff
Speaker 1: that they added. It was like it was like the
Speaker 1: random lady that was the random human lady that was
Speaker 1: working with the aliens. Yeah, yeah, and like the sex
Speaker 1: scene and just all the stuff. And they were like yeah,
Speaker 1: and they were like is that the game? And I
Speaker 1: was like no. And that's why it's so frustrating. It's
Speaker 1: like the parts that you think are weird or don't
Speaker 1: belong intrinsically as somebody who's never played any of the
Speaker 1: games or doesn't know anything about the games that you
Speaker 1: understand felt weird are not supposed to be there, and
Speaker 1: it's just unfortunate.
Speaker 2: That's fucking wild. I'm also curious about because I haven't watched.
Speaker 2: I know two of my friends are diehard Lord of
Speaker 2: the Rings fans and they are very disappointed in Rings
Speaker 2: of Power. They said, the second season is a little
Speaker 2: bit better. So I think it's just like Halo, I
Speaker 2: guess where it's a little bit better but worst response.
Speaker 2: But it's hard to sift through the people who were
Speaker 2: genuine because I know there were so many Andy Pant's
Speaker 2: game aiming types that were shitting on those shows.
Speaker 3: So it's like Lord of the Rings is, dude, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I didn't know the fan based load of
Speaker 3: Rings as fucked the way it is.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: I thought, like I thought Star Wars is particularly bad,
Speaker 3: but Lord of the Rings fan base is also fucking crazy, dude,
Speaker 3: Like like there was the magic that gasinated a Lord
Speaker 3: of the Rings that where they printed Air Gone as
Speaker 3: a black man. Oh they did, And the artist was like,
Speaker 3: I really just I like the idea, but you know, like,
Speaker 3: obviously this is not air Gone in in the real series, obviously,
Speaker 3: but I really liked the idea of the arts of
Speaker 3: him like this. I think it looks cool, you know,
Speaker 3: And people lost their fucking minds, and I get it,
Speaker 3: like I get changing care, but it's a character that's
Speaker 3: changed only in the sentiment of this card. Game.
Speaker 1: I feel like she I feel like it's the same.
Speaker 1: That's kind of weird. I think it's just it's one
Speaker 1: of those things and people were upset, but it's like whatever.
Speaker 2: It's one of those things where what annoys me as
Speaker 2: like I don't care that the artist wants to do
Speaker 2: something like that. I get that as an artist, but
Speaker 2: also as somebody I'm a terrible business person, but someone
Speaker 2: who at least I understand enough to where I'm like,
Speaker 2: look at I know, just something I'm.
Speaker 1: Passionate about, But is this good for business?
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, it's just not like let's just not like you,
Speaker 2: why not make some type of art and it's it's
Speaker 2: this is cutting room floor, this is concept art and
Speaker 2: then put it up somewhere else. I don't know, I
Speaker 2: just feel like making it into the final, like here's
Speaker 2: the final, like rendition.
Speaker 3: I really, I really, I really want to do. I
Speaker 3: really want to somehow get the power to write a
Speaker 3: comic where Punisher turns Black has the exact same behaviors
Speaker 3: and he's killed within five minutes like the first like
Speaker 3: eight Chap Like that's actually got a funny He's just
Speaker 3: killed within the first Like they for some reason are
Speaker 3: like we gotta take him down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this isn't fucking funny, and they smoke him. I
Speaker 1: like the idea of you know, I feel like that's.
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: Do you do you think?
Speaker 2: Okay, look at I know maybe I'm maybe this is
Speaker 2: a rhetorical, but do you think the does anyone care?
Speaker 1: Does? Does anyone care?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: Uh that the punisher They don't care.
Speaker 2: They don't seem to, like if the punisher was Samuel
Speaker 2: Jackson or something instead of Nick Fury, right, it's.
Speaker 1: You would people have complained.
Speaker 2: I feel like I don't feel like people care about
Speaker 2: like it doesn't I don't think any I don't know
Speaker 2: anyone personally that is a fan of like Frank Castle,
Speaker 2: Like I I don't know anyone that's like this guy
Speaker 2: is the man.
Speaker 1: Friends of Frank Castle probably wouldn't be friends with you.
Speaker 3: People that really like Frank Castle probably wouldn't be your
Speaker 3: Like it's a prophecy that fulfills itself.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: I just feel like I just don't know anyone that
Speaker 2: would be really upset. It's kind of like Nick because
Speaker 2: like like Nick Fury is playing Frank Castle. Did you
Speaker 2: mean like okay, maybe today it would be f ache outrage,
Speaker 2: like saying Jick Fury because no one gave a ship
Speaker 2: when Samuel Jackson was Nick Fury in.
Speaker 3: The Ultimate Universe when they made him literally after like
Speaker 3: they literally the artist is like, oh, yeah, I did
Speaker 3: it because I think Samuel Jackson's really cool, and then
Speaker 3: he'd play a really badass like sort of like commander
Speaker 3: and they were like all right, cool, and then people
Speaker 3: were like normal. Well.
Speaker 1: The thing too, is that there's like a bit of
Speaker 1: a redundancy with like white white Nick Fury kind of
Speaker 1: looks like there's like a j Jo and a Jamison
Speaker 1: kind of thing. And I've always I remember seeing him
Speaker 1: in the comics and being like that just looks like
Speaker 1: jj and Jamison with like a like a superheer suit on.
Speaker 1: It looks a little in an eye patch, looks.
Speaker 3: A little weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you mean. I guess yeah, he's
Speaker 1: he doesn't look exactly the same. He just kind of
Speaker 1: has that same archetype where it's kind of like it's
Speaker 1: almost like, you know, how like what was it the
Speaker 1: what is it? Blade? And Wesker. Yeah, God, I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I'm so mad.
Speaker 2: Before rip Lamps Reddick, but before we move on. Guys,
Speaker 2: we have to stop going too hard on stuff because
Speaker 2: I wanted that series to continue, Like I really I
Speaker 2: thought it was dumb, but it was also really Me
Speaker 2: and Jojo watched and we had a fucking blast watching it.
Speaker 2: It was fun too, Like it was bad, but it
Speaker 2: was fun, and I'm like, I like that.
Speaker 1: I want that to exist. Well, they they well, should
Speaker 1: they have gone harder on it? Is the question, like,
Speaker 1: because there's a degree where people but not hard enough
Speaker 1: to because because we know, Velma got like another another
Speaker 1: show another season, So like maybe maybe they just maybe
Speaker 1: they went hard on it, but not to the point
Speaker 1: where they saw value in pursuing it for for the
Speaker 1: I think, you know, like it wasn't I think I
Speaker 1: think I think that was a problem.
Speaker 2: They should they it should have been worse. It should
Speaker 2: have been there should have been like gaze in it
Speaker 2: or something gay zombies or something. They should have really
Speaker 2: did something to spices.
Speaker 1: They should they should have been There should have been
Speaker 1: a scene where like a conservative father of five, a
Speaker 1: conservative father of five, beautiful girl shoots a zombie and
Speaker 1: said and calls it the f slur and then Leon
Speaker 1: Kennedy comes and shoots the dad in the head and
Speaker 1: say we're not that's not okay or whatever. And then
Speaker 1: and then the young white, blonde, blue eyed girls are
Speaker 1: crying and they're completely fatherless. And then Leon Kennedy goes
Speaker 1: he he turns around and tells him to check their privilege,
Speaker 1: check their privilege. And then and then Roundhouse kicks the
Speaker 1: girl on the fucking head.
Speaker 2: They call woke CPS and then take them the Woke
Speaker 2: Foster Care.
Speaker 1: Where they go into woke houses and the trans Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: nothing but trans people trying to top them. It just
Speaker 1: it literally follows the rest of the episode follows their
Speaker 1: story specifically, it has nothing to do with it has
Speaker 1: to do with the Umbrella Corporation. It has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with zombies only on Kennedy, We're fucking anything. It's
Speaker 1: just it is literally just their experience becoming trands after
Speaker 1: their dad is killed for saying a homophobic slur by Leo.
Speaker 2: They can't give us too much money because that's the
Speaker 2: type of ship that I want to make.
Speaker 1: I've been ruin.
Speaker 2: I want to ruin stuff I've I've been for as
Speaker 2: long as I remember. I'm like, damn, I would love
Speaker 2: to just hype up the best shit ever and then
Speaker 2: just have it be not anything like that, just like
Speaker 2: what you just said, that's exactly what I want to do,
Speaker 2: and then have people.
Speaker 1: It would be It would be so much fun. It
Speaker 1: would be so much fun to make like a fan
Speaker 1: funded project for like I don't even know, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like some beloved like a retelling of mass
Speaker 1: effect or whatever, and it's like like from from us,
Speaker 1: and like there's like all all these like videos interviewing
Speaker 1: the team. It's like we're all really passionate. There's like
Speaker 1: concept art and there's like examples of working prototypes of
Speaker 1: like here's what a practical effect for like the Asari
Speaker 1: tentacles would look like, and it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this looks amazing. We got to give them all the
Speaker 1: money and then we make a ton of money and
Speaker 1: then we follow mass Effect purely from beginning to end.
Speaker 1: But at the end, Saren unzips and it's fucking al
Speaker 1: Roker and it's been al Roker the whole time. Broker
Speaker 1: is that that's not even a good one like that,
Speaker 1: that's what's so amazing. Well, I'm just thinking off the bat,
Speaker 1: I'm just literally saying like something akin to that where
Speaker 1: it's just like we are taking we are treating this
Speaker 1: super seriously, and we are putting our heart and soul
Speaker 1: into this, only to fucking yank the rugout from under
Speaker 1: you at the end and show you.
Speaker 3: That this was all a waste, like the idea of
Speaker 3: because that's going on, and then and then at the end,
Speaker 3: like he ob zips as Joe Peshy says the N word,
Speaker 3: and then it pants out to fucking what's his name,
Speaker 3: like cinema and he's just telling somebody don't whole story
Speaker 3: of it, and everybody's like, what the fuck did we
Speaker 3: just pay money to worse?
Speaker 1: Scorsese's in the theater and he says, now, this is
Speaker 1: cinema and it's AI. It's a I Scorsese. It's it's
Speaker 1: like it's out with out his like you can't even
Speaker 1: have his likeness. He didn't even say yes. He in
Speaker 1: fact said no multiple times. It's like barely Martin Scorse.
Speaker 1: It's just it's Baizy sor By. That sucks anyway.
Speaker 3: You lose so much money for that company. That company
Speaker 3: loses so much money. You're like, thanks for working on.
Speaker 1: Next question, dildo, Dildo, The Ducky Road says, are you
Speaker 1: very familiar with the nineteen oh three film Electroccuting an
Speaker 1: Elephant where an elephant was killed via electric chair in
Speaker 1: Coney Island, New York City. I've heard of that, Coney Island,
Speaker 1: New York. I've never heard of this, but uh, whatever,
Speaker 1: you know. I I'm glad that there's a rich history
Speaker 1: in the United States of execut getting elephants for No.
Speaker 3: I actually really don't, but okay, I think I think
Speaker 3: what was his name, uh, Jefferson Edison?
Speaker 1: It was him, right, that was electrocuting elephants, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was trying to face trying to test a C
Speaker 1: d C. No, I think it was. I think it
Speaker 1: was he was shitting on a C to be like,
Speaker 1: look what look what a C can do? And I
Speaker 1: think he was sucking up animals.
Speaker 3: Look look how easy I can murder this elephant. You
Speaker 3: see this massive creature. Normally I wouldn't be able to
Speaker 3: murder it. But with electricity, Oh hey, look up, I
Speaker 3: can murder the out of.
Speaker 2: This debates back up the act man, uh debates Andy
Speaker 2: pants gaming.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, it's back up.
Speaker 2: So maybe the copyright strike already got released or whatever.
Speaker 2: That was quick hope still and.
Speaker 1: That dude is schizophrenic actually, like he he he because
Speaker 1: I saw, I say, instances of him like taking taking
Speaker 1: videos down and then re upload and re under like
Speaker 1: he he's crazy. Like that dude's like that dude I
Speaker 1: think is I'm convinced that that guy might have like
Speaker 1: an identity like like a multiple personality disorder or something
Speaker 1: where it's like I'm Andy pants gaming and then it's Andrew.
Speaker 1: And Andrew's like, no, leave the videos up, and then
Speaker 1: Andy pants like, don't take it down. It's like he's
Speaker 1: having like a gollumn. It's like a collumn situation him
Speaker 1: at the burning him at the State games.
Speaker 2: I'm not Andrew shirt gaming, and I'm on fire and
Speaker 2: Andrew's shirt gaming and Andy pants gaming and he just
Speaker 2: like always.
Speaker 3: Cut and shirt from me, and and that's so so stupid.
Speaker 1: So makes it so good.
Speaker 3: Well that's a cool ning because I feel like Andy Sweatpants,
Speaker 3: Andy khakis, Andy Joggers, I'd go to the variety.
Speaker 2: Of the pants gaming. What about that or negro pants
Speaker 2: that you should do that it should be yours gl pants.
Speaker 2: Do you remember for a while there was just people
Speaker 2: putting offensive word gaming and their channels were popping up.
Speaker 2: Do you remember that, Like hard R Gaming was like
Speaker 2: a channel that was gaining a little promadenag.
Speaker 1: What you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just I wonder if it's still like
Speaker 2: I subscribed inward hard R Gaming, like actually still exists
Speaker 2: almost looking up.
Speaker 1: I'm in fact still subscribed to them. I love their content.
Speaker 1: Let's see so stupid. And it was like some kid,
Speaker 1: I think it's gone. I think inward gaming is gone.
Speaker 1: But what I do like is that the third search
Speaker 1: down is twenty seventeen livestream. Peutypie says hard R what
Speaker 1: a wow? And it actually this is what the title says.
Speaker 2: Peaut Pie says hard er parentheses, what a fucking And
Speaker 2: then it actually has the in.
Speaker 1: Word in there in the parentheses.
Speaker 2: What is the part of saying, what is the point
Speaker 2: of putting hard R? And then just actually just putting
Speaker 2: that's that's amazing people are And the channel is his
Speaker 2: name is Black, just just black.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Goku Black, just fla And it's a picture
Speaker 2: of Goku Black.
Speaker 1: So domb so domb swen Sween's mean bean machine, right,
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, uncle Buck, Salvador Ali and Spanish
Speaker 1: background character number forty seven. Question for Sween. Have you
Speaker 1: heard of that fallout tabletop two D twenty thoughts on it?
Speaker 1: It looks fun. I don't know what this is. I
Speaker 1: don't know anything about tabletop sweene uh.
Speaker 3: That is also something so wildly offensive that I just
Speaker 3: my brain like, well, way to go, motherfucker, Like I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I was like, this can't be real.
Speaker 1: He's on Twitter? Are you looking at porn? No?
Speaker 3: I was on Twitter looking at something.
Speaker 1: It was not that, dude, get off of Twitter.
Speaker 3: It was involving like I don't know, it was evolving
Speaker 3: like it's just a really wild story that just made
Speaker 3: my heart sad.
Speaker 1: Wow. Great, I'm I'm glad you're telling us it without
Speaker 1: the context it is.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to talk about it. It's
Speaker 3: then why bring it up? Because that's why I was silent.
Speaker 3: My apologies. It's just it's gross, something horribly gross. But uh, kids,
Speaker 3: what's up? What's up now?
Speaker 1: I answer the question, which was it was directed at you?
Speaker 1: It was directed literally on the question. Well I could,
Speaker 1: but you should have just heard it. I'll read it again.
Speaker 1: Uh god, damn sweets Sween's mean bean machine wrote in.
Speaker 3: Are you listening, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 1: I'm Pussin said hey, Uncle Buck Salvador Ali and Spanish
Speaker 1: background character number forty seven. Are you still with us?
Speaker 3: I'm still here?
Speaker 1: Question for Sween. He says, Sween, have you heard of
Speaker 1: the Fallout tabletop game two D twenty thoughts on it?
Speaker 1: It looks fun. I have not. I've never heard of
Speaker 1: table time. I don't know any of this stuff.
Speaker 3: I have not heard of it.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, no, I look it up though. That sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Fall Out tables on mere. Sorry, guys, I just I
Speaker 1: just saw another fucked up right, Oh, I just saw
Speaker 1: he just this is the whole time. Sorry, guys, I
Speaker 1: didn't hear the question.
Speaker 3: I was sorry.
Speaker 1: I was juicy pussy and I couldn't I couldn't say
Speaker 1: it stop squirty. I just couldn't stop looking. You know,
Speaker 1: it was crazy.
Speaker 3: I couldn't pull my eyes away.
Speaker 1: Walmart brand Roman and he says, do you guys have
Speaker 1: any Matrix moments that genuinely fucked you up? I wouldn't
Speaker 1: say genuinely fucked me up, but I remember specifically having
Speaker 1: a moment. There were two times that I recall this
Speaker 1: happening or something similar where I was in the Catholic
Speaker 1: school cafeteria. I was like probably in like first or
Speaker 1: second grade, maybe third, but that might be pushing it.
Speaker 1: And I remember waiting after school for my parents to
Speaker 1: show up, and I blinked, like I was staring ahead,
Speaker 1: and then I blinked, and then people were in different places,
Speaker 1: like people had like moved around like it was like
Speaker 1: one frame. It was almost as if somebody had skipped,
Speaker 1: had set up a camera in one location, and then
Speaker 1: in like one frame was now, and then the next
Speaker 1: frame was like ten minutes from now. Like everything was
Speaker 1: like there were different there were things on the on
Speaker 1: tables that weren't there before, people were moved around in
Speaker 1: different places. That was crazy. Constitutes matrix moment? Or is
Speaker 1: that does that cover like a well, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I remember specifically being like, what the fuck just happened
Speaker 1: like that? I don't I don't really understand. This is
Speaker 1: the closest thing that I can imagine. I didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't know if if that meant something specific or.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a moment that like feels like
Speaker 1: there's a matrix.
Speaker 2: We're definitely the matrix because something crazy happened maybe yeah,
Speaker 2: because I have a moment like that too, where I
Speaker 2: thought I blinked and then an hour passed and I
Speaker 2: was like really upset because it was it was this
Speaker 2: It wasn't the hugest deal because I was just going
Speaker 2: to summer school like I used to, just to get
Speaker 2: extra credits, and I was like, oh, I'll just like, damn,
Speaker 2: it's eight something. I need to be at nine or whatever.
Speaker 2: And I swear to god, I blinked and it was
Speaker 2: past nine. I was like, wait, I didn't feel rested.
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like I got more sleep, And I
Speaker 2: was like, what the fuck just happened?
Speaker 1: Did that happen? Yeah, that's the other thing that that's
Speaker 1: the other time it happened to me too, where I
Speaker 1: was like I went to bed and I closed, I blinked,
Speaker 1: and then it was daytime and I was like, that
Speaker 1: doesn't happened.
Speaker 3: I definitely happened, but I don't.
Speaker 1: Feel I don't feel rested at all. What the f
Speaker 1: I just laid down. That was such a weird. That's
Speaker 1: never happened to me again ever. By the way, everything,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: My friend my friends playing tennis, right, and they were
Speaker 3: like obviously serving they were like hitting it back and
Speaker 3: forth and I was looking at them hit and one
Speaker 3: of my friends like went to hit. I felt like
Speaker 3: everything froze and I heard the ball get hit back
Speaker 3: to the other side, and I was like, what just happened?
Speaker 3: Did I just have a stroke? Did he just did
Speaker 3: he just he lagged into the hit?
Speaker 1: I guess?
Speaker 3: And I was like, that didn't really happen. And I
Speaker 3: went home because I was scared.
Speaker 1: He were scared.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to die outside, so I went home.
Speaker 3: And it's like I'm gonna die in my house at
Speaker 3: least like a respectable person. I want to make everybody's problem.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I understood, Man, I get it. Sorry, Sorry, would
Speaker 1: you say I wasn't listening. I saw some crazy on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Can you repeat that again?
Speaker 3: My wappen? Come again? What you say? What did you see?
Speaker 1: One thing I will say. One thing I will say
Speaker 1: about this is that, like I remember, this reminds me
Speaker 1: of a say. This is not the same because it's
Speaker 1: not a Matrix moment. It's just me being stupid. But
Speaker 1: like I remember, I took an edible once and I
Speaker 1: got really really high, and then I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I went to go pee and then I walked out
Speaker 1: and I think an hour head an hour head either
Speaker 1: passed or it started over again, and I remember, like
Speaker 1: I I know it was it was an hour had passed,
Speaker 1: and I freaked myself out because I was like, was
Speaker 1: I really peeing for a fucking hour? Like I was
Speaker 1: so high that it like it seemed possible. And then
Speaker 1: I realized that it was just daylight, saying ah, the
Speaker 1: clock had like jumped forward. I was like, yo, what
Speaker 1: was I thinking of that? Streaming for an hour?
Speaker 3: I definitely got really high once ate a bunch of
Speaker 3: Chinese food, went to the bathroom, the pits passed out
Speaker 3: in my friend's toilet all my friend's like shower, I
Speaker 3: passed out of this shower came out later on. I
Speaker 3: was like, what's going on, guys? And kept smoking it
Speaker 3: and fucking car plummeted into sleep. Joe was like, are
Speaker 3: you all right? Like I zombie walked out of there,
Speaker 3: like kind of stood in the corner for a little bit,
Speaker 3: observing the room, went back to eating and it past now.
Speaker 1: Right Dort Snort. Dort Snort wrote in this his longtime
Speaker 1: kiss her first time comer. I've been watching ray Gun
Speaker 1: since I was sixteen. Uh, now that I'm nineteen and
Speaker 1: can join a war but not drink. How how does
Speaker 1: it feel to know that people grow up, grew up slash,
Speaker 1: are growing up with your content. I mean, first of all,
Speaker 1: sixteen and nineteen not really that long. I'm actually kind
Speaker 1: of surprised by that. It's actually after, well after the
Speaker 1: big era. The this is that during the pand that's
Speaker 1: well after Yeah, that was after. Yeah, it's just like
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. It's kind of wild, but I'm used
Speaker 1: to it at this point. Like I've had people come
Speaker 1: up to me from like ten years ago now, Like
Speaker 1: I have people that were following me in like twenty thirteen,
Speaker 1: like before I had any real There are people still
Speaker 1: in my twitch chat from like twenty thirteen twenty fourteen era,
Speaker 1: which is just nutty, and that's over it. That's a
Speaker 1: decade over a decade, so I mean, at first it's
Speaker 1: weird to hear, but like I mean it, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you hear it enough times and it kind of becomes like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. It's not that crazy. It's a wild
Speaker 1: thing to get introduced to as a concept. But I
Speaker 1: think now it's just like yeah, cool, Like it's cool.
Speaker 2: I love hearing from the from the from the og
Speaker 2: the people that were grandfathered in, because that stuff does
Speaker 2: blow my mind where it's like somebody reminded me I
Speaker 2: forgot myself, like, oh man, i've been here since. You
Speaker 2: had a Dudley from from Street Fire three as your avatar,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Jesus Christ, that was when I just
Speaker 2: started this channel. Like that was in twenty fourteen. I
Speaker 2: just started the channel and there was nothing going on,
Speaker 2: and he was like, yeah, I've been here since. I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't even remember I did that, And
Speaker 2: so like I love here for people like that, like
Speaker 2: anyone that's like legacy shit, because uh, they'll remember stuff
Speaker 2: that you probably clearly forgot because it was just so
Speaker 2: long ago, but they it had more of an impact
Speaker 2: on them, so they were member. It's just like I
Speaker 2: remember things from like Creators from fucking forever ago. I
Speaker 2: remember certain things for people. Yeah, man, I remember you're
Speaker 2: doing this, and so like that's always pretty neat.
Speaker 1: Yeah I remember specific JonTron edits that there's like no
Speaker 1: way he remember, right, you know what I mean. So
Speaker 1: it makes sense to me that, like, especially with just
Speaker 1: how much editing goes on, and how many videos don't
Speaker 1: happen that are like written and like scrapped or whatever.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, the the stuff that is out there,
Speaker 1: sometimes I forget what isn't isn't out there. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh I didn't. Oh yeah, that's right, that video. I
Speaker 1: never put that video out. Like I was tweeting recently
Speaker 1: about a video that I made about I made a
Speaker 1: video about no Bullshit, like a long one, and it
Speaker 1: was like styled after like a David Attenborough nature documentary,
Speaker 1: and I was like going around and like I was
Speaker 1: like basically like talking about all of these disgusting qualities
Speaker 1: from like loathsome animals, and like the idea was at
Speaker 1: the end they would like compile into no Bullshit and
Speaker 1: like he has all of these like disgusting traits that
Speaker 1: we would But like I stopped halfway through because it
Speaker 1: really did feel so mean, Like it felt so awful.
Speaker 3: What happened? Didn't something happen right that time? You were like, oh,
Speaker 3: maybe it's not the best time to put this out anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, no, it was just pandemic time. But I think
Speaker 1: the specific thing about it was no Bullshit specifically was
Speaker 1: like dwindling and dying. So like I thought, my thought
Speaker 1: was like this is mean and this is funny, Like
Speaker 1: I think this is a good concept for a video,
Speaker 1: but I don't think what no bullshit is at the
Speaker 1: moment really warrants it, because if anything, this is just
Speaker 1: going to give attention to somebody who really should just
Speaker 1: be starved off the platform because he was. It wasn't
Speaker 1: like he was exploding, you know what I mean. If
Speaker 1: he was like exploding and he was getting like a
Speaker 1: ton of traction and a bunch of like random support,
Speaker 1: I would have I would have made it no fucking problem.
Speaker 1: But it just kind of felt like beating a dead horse.
Speaker 2: Or kicking somebody while they were down, because like I
Speaker 2: don't mind punching down, but if somebody is already.
Speaker 1: On the floor, like they've already been beaten, you're kind
Speaker 1: of like, all right, Yeah, it felt like there was
Speaker 1: no real reason to It didn't feel like a content
Speaker 1: cop where like there was like a good like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. It just kind of felt like
Speaker 1: I'm really picking on this who's probably too stupid to
Speaker 1: even understand what's even Like I bet if I put
Speaker 1: this video out he would even understand what what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: I actually I had a quote unquote debate with this
Speaker 2: guy because around that time when that uh I always
Speaker 2: forget what her fucking name is, That that the one
Speaker 2: that revealed herself to be like a nazier racist fuck right,
Speaker 2: Rage after Storm, Rage affters thank you.
Speaker 1: I can't. I don't know why.
Speaker 2: I can't remember that fucking like it's I don't know anyway,
Speaker 2: Rage after.
Speaker 1: Storm, I couldn't. I couldn't remember that. I couldn't remember
Speaker 1: the last part of it.
Speaker 2: I only remember that that YouTuber around that time, there
Speaker 2: was obviously racist people uh rallying around her. No bullshit
Speaker 2: was one of those people, and I was like, like,
Speaker 2: let's talk about this ship, like let's I went on
Speaker 2: his channel and it was the most It reminded me
Speaker 2: of like you talked about Andy Pants, Andy Pants talking
Speaker 2: to act man. It was fucking this guy Jesse on
Speaker 2: Fire talking to Destiny. These people they come, they have
Speaker 2: nothing to say, and I'm like, why the fuck am
Speaker 2: I here? There was the most like I wish I
Speaker 2: don't know if that shit still exists anymore, but because
Speaker 2: it was on his channel, but he he conceded to
Speaker 2: every single thing that I said, and I'm like, why
Speaker 2: are you even here, sir?
Speaker 1: Are you just here?
Speaker 2: Like you're like, I'm glad. I'm just like it just
Speaker 2: seemed like one of those things, just glad to be
Speaker 2: a part of the ride. When he didn't actually have
Speaker 2: any disagreements or anything. It was fucking annoying. I was like,
Speaker 2: you can't be this fucking stupid, But of course he was.
Speaker 3: He was.
Speaker 1: I remember him saying, you remember remember when he said
Speaker 1: that he was.
Speaker 2: Someone doxed him by just sharing his old YouTube channel
Speaker 2: that's it, oh channel.
Speaker 1: Where he showed it where he showed his face and
Speaker 1: it was like late to him YouTube channel.
Speaker 3: I was like, you doxed me?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, nigga, you I've just never that's too
Speaker 1: it's too much. That's too much. The thing about him,
Speaker 1: the thing about him is that like I fully believe
Speaker 1: that he believes that he was doxed, Like I don't
Speaker 1: think I I genuinely he's one of those people where
Speaker 1: like I don't think it's like a grift. I mean
Speaker 1: I think it is on some level obviously, because he's
Speaker 1: doing like the the self evident thing where it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is working. Let me do more of it. But
Speaker 1: I also do think like he's genuinely not smart at all,
Speaker 1: Like he's authentically one of the stupidest people I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: H Like, I like, even in person. I remember meeting
Speaker 1: him and being like, this is a fucking gold if
Speaker 1: I've ever seen one. But do you remember was it
Speaker 1: was he the one that liked at.
Speaker 2: That?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Like I around the time I
Speaker 1: was making that video, it just kind of felt like this,
Speaker 1: this would be a good video, and it would it
Speaker 1: would be it wouldn't be invalid, but I felt I
Speaker 1: felt like there was a possibility that he would have
Speaker 1: used it to maybe, like I don't know, like it
Speaker 1: would have given him more of a reason to stick around.
Speaker 1: I think where I'm like, you were just trying.
Speaker 2: I gotta say, I'm a little I'm a little sad
Speaker 2: now discovering this because I would have loved it, because
Speaker 2: I these because to me, these are the real locales, right,
Speaker 2: Like I love seeing content about these guys, these these
Speaker 2: low tier grifters, because they're fascinating. It's it's fascinating to
Speaker 2: be in this realm, to see that these people can
Speaker 2: actually make a living doing this and they're so bad
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I just keep going back to that that I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're so bad at this, but you're somehow stumbling forward.
Speaker 2: You're stumbling upwards when it shouldn't. That's my Matrix moment really,
Speaker 2: because I just feel like people shouldn't be able to
Speaker 2: consume this content and be like, yeah, this is good.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, that's you want to talk about NPCs,
Speaker 2: like you can only be programmed to think this is good.
Speaker 2: I don't know, it just doesn't seem real to me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, how do you have a brain that can
Speaker 2: put on pants and and and and somehow turn on
Speaker 2: an ignition to drive and shit like and you and
Speaker 2: you your brain works enough to do things like that.
Speaker 1: But you see these.
Speaker 2: People that aren't making any points and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's good, that's that's really good.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I don't get it, man.
Speaker 2: It should's matrix, Like bugget fuck it?
Speaker 1: Man, can man? I can't wait? Okay, last one, I
Speaker 1: can't wait.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this wild one. I'm gonna be a
Speaker 1: fucking fire stoker. I'm by the way, I'm totally serious.
Speaker 1: I'm making this like a second, we get off this sound. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm getting on my iPad. I'm gonna draw up this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drop this character. I'm sorry, excited, but last
Speaker 1: question and then we'll we'll get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 1: Coming on his skin, the gaping will not yield her,
Speaker 1: and he says, hey, snark gets it's kind of inelegant
Speaker 1: to say, but he says, any of you wentto board
Speaker 1: games personally, there's a magic of having everyone together to play.
Speaker 3: Something I love.
Speaker 1: It depends, it depends on the game. There are Look,
Speaker 1: with all due respect, can we how do I say this?
Speaker 1: There needs to be a moratorium on certain games. I
Speaker 1: think certain games need to go away forever. Like certain
Speaker 1: board games which ones cards against humanity needs to go away.
Speaker 3: That's not really.
Speaker 1: It is. It is though, like I understand what you mean.
Speaker 1: It's doesn't have a board per se, but like you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, Well, that's to me like the
Speaker 1: same ship, Like it's you know, a board game is
Speaker 1: just a you know, a physical game that you play
Speaker 1: with other people. In my opinion, that isn't like that
Speaker 1: isn't like physically demanded. It's not like tag or something,
Speaker 1: you know, but Cards Against Humanity needs to go away.
Speaker 1: Like Cards Against Humanity hasn't been fun for I don't
Speaker 1: know ten years now, and every time I see it
Speaker 1: brought to a party, it's always just like, what are
Speaker 1: we doing it? Don't it?
Speaker 3: Don't go hard enough, Cards Amanity. If you're gonna go hard,
Speaker 3: you gotta go hard. It's jokes, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: The thing about it. The thing about it is like
Speaker 1: it's Cardsion Humanity is fun the first time you play it.
Speaker 1: The second time maybe, but like by the third time,
Speaker 1: like you've seen all these cards, you get it like
Speaker 1: there's nothing left and it's like you can only you
Speaker 1: can only laugh at the same jokes so many times.
Speaker 1: You know. It's why Quiplash is way better, Like just
Speaker 1: like that, that's like it took it and it's like
Speaker 1: you you make shit up like that. Now that game
Speaker 1: devolves into the same kind of like predictable stuff too,
Speaker 1: but the very least, it's like it changes depending on who.
Speaker 3: There's another version of it where people write prompts and
Speaker 3: you have to make jokes with the prompts. People make
Speaker 3: that version of the New jack Box game. That game
Speaker 3: is crazy good, But Quiplad is kind of boring as
Speaker 3: well too. The game we play my favorite, but it's
Speaker 3: better than cards gets managed. Sure.
Speaker 1: My favorite card game we have is as one we
Speaker 1: play called Secret Hitler.
Speaker 3: I love that game. I've heard so fucking funny. There's
Speaker 3: lie lies each other constantly. Yeah, and oftentimes I'm really
Speaker 3: bad at lying. I'm not a good liar, So I
Speaker 3: just laughed my ass off whenever something happened.
Speaker 1: I like. I like games like taboo. It doesn't have
Speaker 1: to be taboo, but like trying to work with somebody
Speaker 1: else to get them to say something that you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to tell them to say, because it becomes really frustrating. Uh.
Speaker 1: There's one Caveman variant of it that I thought it
Speaker 1: was one word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, poetry for any endethals.
Speaker 1: That's what it's called. Jesus Christ. Great name, guys, hey man,
Speaker 1: I actually, uh interesting enough.
Speaker 2: It was literally just last night that Jojo was talking
Speaker 2: about board games and she's never she never played them
Speaker 2: growing up. She only had she had Monopoly, and she
Speaker 2: didn't get her family to play because I was like,
Speaker 2: bro the of course, not that game's fucking that's just
Speaker 2: the game that it's just frustrating.
Speaker 3: It's not even fun I love Monopoly, but yeah, Monopoly is.
Speaker 2: It's fun for like ten minutes and then and then
Speaker 2: it starts getting annoying because there's.
Speaker 1: Something it's it's just being addicted. I love that so hard.
Speaker 2: They go they get a little bit too, and you're like,
Speaker 2: all right, man, calm down, like you're really trying to
Speaker 2: crush everybody.
Speaker 3: And that's literally Lily is really she gets really fucking
Speaker 3: mean and Monopoly, dude, it's like whoa bro. And I
Speaker 3: start feeling bad because I'm like, dude, I'm keeping I'm
Speaker 3: keep people on poverty, like I'm preventing people from having
Speaker 3: decent lives because of the amount of rent I have.
Speaker 3: So I just sell my should I can't do this
Speaker 3: no more, and I sell all my shit away and
Speaker 3: I don't want to play anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I it is what it is.
Speaker 2: I like some of the classics like Trouble or pop Omatic,
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck that shit's called, or Sorry. There are
Speaker 2: some like classic board games like that. They actually want
Speaker 2: to buy some of those, and then just so like people,
Speaker 2: I feel like there's some classic American ones that I've
Speaker 2: that everybody should experience.
Speaker 3: But it's there's life.
Speaker 2: But as far is like I'm be honest, A lot
Speaker 2: of the a lot of like that stuff. I don't
Speaker 2: care anymore because I just kind of wanted to. I
Speaker 2: just feel like video games replace that shit to me.
Speaker 2: It's it's just so interesting to like pass around controllers.
Speaker 2: Every time I go to my friend's house. We were lazy.
Speaker 2: We just keep popping in like old Mortal Kombat games
Speaker 2: or something, and then we just passed around the controllers,
Speaker 2: and you know, we try to do like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: try to beat it on Master, like on the hardest
Speaker 2: setting or something like that, and it's fucking like impossible. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we just have a good time trying, and then we'll
Speaker 2: give up on trilogy. You know, it's on Mortalbat Trilogy,
Speaker 2: and we'll just be the bosses and just kick everyone's test.
Speaker 1: After we're done, we're like, fuck this shit. The thing
Speaker 1: that's frustrating about board games is that like pieces get missing,
Speaker 1: and then parts of the game gets get damaged, and
Speaker 1: and it's just kind of like, I don't know, once
Speaker 1: one piece of the game is missing, it kind of
Speaker 1: feels like, eh, it's like an incomplete Like I remember
Speaker 1: playing Monopoly, and I remember the Monopoly that we had
Speaker 1: had like we had two thimbles, or we had we
Speaker 1: had two you uh character pieces to use, and so
Speaker 1: we would just end up using like here's I'm the
Speaker 1: guitar pick, or like I'm the fucking the double A
Speaker 1: battery and just be like, well, this is very this
Speaker 1: is This kind of breaks it a.
Speaker 3: Little bit, kind of breaks immersion.
Speaker 1: Board Gate breaks the immersion for this boy. I have
Speaker 1: Spider Man Monopoly, which is like a weird one I have.
Speaker 3: I have a few. I have one Pokemon one that
Speaker 3: I really like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not looking at that. I want to get.
Speaker 1: I definitely want to get some of the classic ones.
Speaker 2: You know what pissed me off. Fucking Jumanji came out.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh man, and then they put Jumanju the
Speaker 2: board game and it looks fucking gay. I was like,
Speaker 2: why would you not make it look like the what
Speaker 2: the thing in the movie, which would make me buy
Speaker 2: it at least if it looked like the piece. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm sure somebody has some novelty ship like that flying around,
Speaker 2: probably made out of like die cast or something, but
Speaker 2: like the one that you buy on it, it looked
Speaker 2: like it just looked like the biggest piece of shit
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't believe that.
Speaker 3: I couldn't bring much monopoly when you were your kid.
Speaker 3: In general, you can't put Monopoly in my house now.
Speaker 3: You gotta play Monopoly somewhere else. I know that that's
Speaker 3: gonna happen, but like, I just don't want to be
Speaker 3: roped into that shit anyway possible. Like the high from
Speaker 3: that movie have scarred me to a degree.
Speaker 1: You mean, you mean.
Speaker 3: It's weird that he's talking about Monopoly now, and it's
Speaker 3: just because I'll just be like, no, I don't want
Speaker 3: to walk into my bedroom. There's a fucking line in there.
Speaker 1: That movie's fake. That line would have went straight through
Speaker 1: that bedroom door and would have killed that woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the it is weird that they just don't they don't
Speaker 1: understand what sells about these things. Fucking dumb assholes. Anyway,
Speaker 1: let's get the fuck out of here. We're gonna read
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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, well, I mean we can put the
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