WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:18.679 Hey, look all right, archaic, archaic and gay. Welcome to 2 00:00:18.719 --> 00:00:22.480 this Welcome to the Snark Tank Podcast. It's us again 3 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:25.760 yet again. It's me Chris Raagun and it's I'm joined 4 00:00:25.839 --> 00:00:31.039 as always by Derek Blackman and Tom Sweeney. Whoa look 5 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:33.679 at that, everybody, Everybody, give a round of applot. If you're 6 00:00:33.679 --> 00:00:37.439 not clapping, if you if you don't clap, then we 7 00:00:37.479 --> 00:00:38.520 won't continue the show. 8 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.880 Yeah, it's been a long time since we've seen us 9 00:00:42.920 --> 00:00:46.159 on the on the screens. And let us say, you 10 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:48.520 look a little uh, you look a little smaller, Kingston. 11 00:00:48.679 --> 00:00:50.320 Maybe it's the angle, but you look a little smaller. 12 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:52.240 I like it, look. 13 00:00:52.119 --> 00:00:55.359 A little smaller. You look uh your yeah, your head 14 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:58.039 that is noticeably thinner in the cheeks. 15 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:00.880 I think. I guess, yeah, I feel like I'm dying. 16 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:03.079 But yeah, that's awesome. 17 00:01:03.399 --> 00:01:06.760 That's uh, that's just how it is. There's no way 18 00:01:06.799 --> 00:01:07.280 around it. 19 00:01:08.120 --> 00:01:12.239 Yeah, for the for the audio listeners where we're recording 20 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:15.599 remotely again because I had to go to New York 21 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.519 for a nephew's wedding, and so it's just like, yeah, 22 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:21.519 we'll do it remote when we have to. If one 23 00:01:21.519 --> 00:01:23.120 of us has to travel or whatever. It seems pretty 24 00:01:23.120 --> 00:01:27.200 easy to be able to whip this together. But temporary. 25 00:01:27.280 --> 00:01:28.640 We'll be back in person pretty soon. 26 00:01:29.239 --> 00:01:32.319 Now up that blow up, Chrius house, department buildings gone. 27 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:34.799 I set everybody on fire because Derek's house on fire. 28 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:37.159 He doesn't know about it. I set invisible fires in 29 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:37.760 Derek's house. 30 00:01:38.439 --> 00:01:40.319 That's that's funny you say that because I actually asked 31 00:01:40.359 --> 00:01:42.040 friend of mine friends of mine to check on my 32 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:45.159 apartment to make sure it didn't explode. Guess guess what, 33 00:01:45.519 --> 00:01:47.400 sad face, it's gone. 34 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:51.599 Unfortunately checked two seconds aff before it exploded. 35 00:01:52.079 --> 00:01:54.439 Yeah, like everything's they were just too late. 36 00:01:54.560 --> 00:01:56.560 Well they were leaving, well, they were leaving to get 37 00:01:56.560 --> 00:01:58.480 out the building. It was like, well that seems fine 38 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:00.879 and boom right dud dude. 39 00:02:00.879 --> 00:02:03.640 I was actually like I was panicking at the airport 40 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:05.079 because I was like, did I leave a candle on? 41 00:02:05.959 --> 00:02:07.680 I was freaking the fuck out, like I really because 42 00:02:07.680 --> 00:02:08.840 I had a memory. I was just like, I think 43 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:10.199 I blew out a candle today, but I feel like 44 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:11.560 the sun was up when I blew it out, and 45 00:02:11.560 --> 00:02:13.240 I left when the sun was dark. But I remember 46 00:02:13.280 --> 00:02:15.639 lighting a candle in the dark. Oh no. I started 47 00:02:15.639 --> 00:02:18.280 freaking myself out because like my candle is right next 48 00:02:18.280 --> 00:02:20.560 to like all the like it's next to like my 49 00:02:20.800 --> 00:02:25.840 fucking torch, the whole stuff. Yeah, it's next to all 50 00:02:25.879 --> 00:02:29.800 the stuff that would explode. And I was like, is 51 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:33.080 it there? Well, it's not like there, it's not like 52 00:02:33.120 --> 00:02:36.319 on top of it. It's just near enough where it's 53 00:02:36.319 --> 00:02:38.960 probably it's probably really dumb of me to worry about it. Actually, 54 00:02:38.960 --> 00:02:43.120 it was like, God, almost my brain automatically, my brain 55 00:02:43.159 --> 00:02:45.800 automatically like just like, what's the worst case scenario possible. 56 00:02:45.840 --> 00:02:48.240 It's like, okay, it's it's like almost like a fucking 57 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:51.520 Rube Goldberg machine where I feel like the candle will 58 00:02:51.599 --> 00:02:53.280 like it will burn all the way to the bottom 59 00:02:53.319 --> 00:02:55.199 and the glass will shatter and then the glass will 60 00:02:55.240 --> 00:03:00.479 like explode onto the stove and turn it on. I like, 61 00:03:00.479 --> 00:03:02.199 it's it's ridiculous, it could happen. 62 00:03:02.240 --> 00:03:03.800 I remember when I was staying in your apartment for 63 00:03:03.800 --> 00:03:05.280 a little while when I was looking for an apartment, 64 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:10.159 and I specifically remember you leaving your flare gun on 65 00:03:10.199 --> 00:03:13.719 top of your gasoline drum, and I was like, oh, 66 00:03:13.759 --> 00:03:16.080 it's weird, why would he do that? You know, I 67 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:18.599 just safely moved it aside because I didn't want to die. 68 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:20.280 And I also thought it was a little bit weird 69 00:03:20.319 --> 00:03:22.280 that you had your gasoline drum just out in the 70 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:24.639 open and not, you know, in your closet. 71 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:27.560 I don't know where people normally put their gasoline drums, 72 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:31.199 like when I got that gasoline drum. When I when 73 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:33.719 I bought it, I was just like, I know, look, 74 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:36.800 I know everybody has one of these, Yeah, but like 75 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:40.039 I've never seen where, Like it's usually hidden somewhere, because like, 76 00:03:40.080 --> 00:03:41.560 I know everybody has it, but I've never seen it 77 00:03:41.560 --> 00:03:43.400 when I go to other people's places. So I just 78 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:45.479 didn't know where to put it. And I figured underneath 79 00:03:45.479 --> 00:03:49.479 my flare gun was the appropriate. Ye appropriate? 80 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:52.280 Who everybody has one of these, I'm sure of it. Yeah, 81 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:53.719 you can't tell me otherwise. 82 00:03:53.800 --> 00:03:57.199 I have an extra high bed. My bed is extra high, 83 00:03:57.240 --> 00:04:00.319 so I can put my gasoline drum under my bed, 84 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:02.120 under under your bed. 85 00:04:02.199 --> 00:04:06.240 Yeah, I put under my bed with all my din 86 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:06.800 on my end. 87 00:04:06.919 --> 00:04:10.919 My fucking matches. When I get out of bed. If 88 00:04:10.919 --> 00:04:12.879 I sit up in my bed, my head is touching 89 00:04:12.919 --> 00:04:13.400 the ceiling. 90 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:17.600 You kinda have to like get out of bed with 91 00:04:17.680 --> 00:04:22.519 your neck. I get out of the way, I wake up. 92 00:04:23.319 --> 00:04:26.079 I spend every like I wake up every day as 93 00:04:26.079 --> 00:04:27.959 if I'm in the middle of like a God of 94 00:04:28.040 --> 00:04:33.360 War transitionary like crawl space. That's how I wake up. God, 95 00:04:33.360 --> 00:04:34.959 I hate those things, but I get it. 96 00:04:35.720 --> 00:04:41.319 Yeah, you wake up. It's so bananas. 97 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:44.759 You got a lot of stuff to touch On last episode, 98 00:04:44.759 --> 00:04:47.519 we somehow forgot to mention Didty like I don't know how. 99 00:04:48.160 --> 00:04:50.759 I honestly like that was just a complete funk up 100 00:04:50.759 --> 00:04:54.560 on our end. So much didn't happen except for that, 101 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:58.079 and we spend time talking about everything else. So the 102 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:00.519 Ditty stuff is apparently this new stuff that came out 103 00:05:00.560 --> 00:05:02.360 today to the question. 104 00:05:02.319 --> 00:05:09.839 Is did he really do it? I mean didn't? Crazy? 105 00:05:09.839 --> 00:05:12.279 That's it's it's a banana situation. I've never it's. 106 00:05:14.040 --> 00:05:16.480 Have you seen that insidious photoshop going around where where 107 00:05:16.480 --> 00:05:21.600 it's is this Diddy with that fucking stupid comb over 108 00:05:21.639 --> 00:05:22.160 bowl cut? 109 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:25.439 So much bullshit, there's a five nights Can you survive? 110 00:05:25.560 --> 00:05:29.439 Five nights at Ditty's and just showing like this, there's 111 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:32.439 so much shit going on. It's crazy how Diddy has 112 00:05:32.560 --> 00:05:36.040 become a pejorative, How it's just a thing now, like 113 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:40.720 uh uh. In all circles there's something like, oh, man, 114 00:05:40.800 --> 00:05:43.480 like that's Diddy's house, so that's it's Diddy, It's Diddy this, 115 00:05:43.519 --> 00:05:45.240 And I'm like, damn, this guy's he's fucked. 116 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:49.680 He literally never come back from this at all. He 117 00:05:50.040 --> 00:05:55.399 is massacred. Like there's pretty much there's no coming back 118 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:58.279 from this. He ain't putting out another fucking song. You know, 119 00:05:58.399 --> 00:06:00.879 I don't think. I don't think that's in the cards. 120 00:06:01.279 --> 00:06:03.920 I mean, he had some bangers, but you know, still 121 00:06:03.920 --> 00:06:06.680 nonetheless it's it's okay. 122 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:09.120 I will tell you he had one song that I 123 00:06:09.240 --> 00:06:11.600 liked one which one? It was that one with the 124 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:13.480 was it bad Boys for Life or whatever? 125 00:06:13.800 --> 00:06:16.680 Yeah? We yeah, that song went. 126 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:21.399 That song's pretty good. But like you know, and then. 127 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:23.319 You produced some good people. He was, he was, he 128 00:06:23.360 --> 00:06:24.920 was the biggest producer, which is. 129 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:27.199 But I still want to say he was the weakest 130 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:29.560 part of that song still, if you know what I mean. 131 00:06:29.600 --> 00:06:32.600 Oh yeah, Like so it's even when that song is good, 132 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.480 like I have to have this nigga open up. 133 00:06:35.879 --> 00:06:36.800 I was just kind of like, all. 134 00:06:36.839 --> 00:06:39.720 Right, man, they have rob on here, Like I don't know, 135 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:41.519 I'm being a little bit too piggy, but you know 136 00:06:41.519 --> 00:06:43.920 what I mean. Did he was what DJ he's the 137 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:47.399 prototype with DJ Khaled became yeah, because at least did 138 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:51.040 he had the audacity to be in the songs. DJ 139 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:54.879 Khaled just be making noise the whole time and then 140 00:06:55.000 --> 00:06:57.720 like he doesn't rap at all, doesn't even have any lines. 141 00:06:58.279 --> 00:06:59.319 He just runs around. 142 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:01.680 You know what I think, you know what I think 143 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:04.839 about every once in a while, Like I don't know why, 144 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:08.120 it's just have you seen that footage of DJ Kaled 145 00:07:08.120 --> 00:07:10.920 where he's like sitting It looks he's like outside, it 146 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:13.120 looks almost like kind of like a jungle type area, 147 00:07:13.639 --> 00:07:16.040 and he's like he just stands up all of a sudden, 148 00:07:16.120 --> 00:07:19.439 like really quickly, because like you know, he heard something 149 00:07:19.480 --> 00:07:21.240 that might It was just one of these things that 150 00:07:21.360 --> 00:07:25.959 like I love it because you completely understand it when you. 151 00:07:25.879 --> 00:07:29.000 See it, Like you kind of like they stand up 152 00:07:29.120 --> 00:07:29.600 and then you. 153 00:07:29.759 --> 00:07:33.000 Just stay there and you're kind of waiting to see 154 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:35.519 if something's gonna happen or pop out and attack you. 155 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:38.720 And it just you've never seen a fat guy like 156 00:07:38.920 --> 00:07:40.240 just just. 157 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:42.759 Three frames like just pop up and he's already like 158 00:07:42.920 --> 00:07:46.560 just up. It's so funny. I think about it way 159 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:47.160 through the. 160 00:07:47.240 --> 00:07:52.600 Sixth stands and runs away. 161 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.959 Yeah, he's just skipping frames. He's like, that's that scene 162 00:07:57.120 --> 00:08:00.839 in the fucking Baby Duke coming at like when he 163 00:08:00.879 --> 00:08:02.319 when he runs up to the camera and he's like 164 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:05.879 skipping frames. That's such a classic horror trick too, by 165 00:08:05.920 --> 00:08:07.839 the way, Like I can't not notice it now. Whenever 166 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:09.480 I see it, it's like, oh, you skip the frames 167 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:13.360 because it's unsettling, But like I'm aware of that every time. 168 00:08:13.399 --> 00:08:18.000 It's like the illusions ruined. Yeah, yeah, when you're presumably, 169 00:08:18.920 --> 00:08:21.120 presumably this is what Diddy was doing. Whenever he would 170 00:08:21.360 --> 00:08:24.319 abduct a person, he would he would skip frames at him. 171 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:25.920 Do you know, man? 172 00:08:26.199 --> 00:08:29.519 Because there was so many there was like I know 173 00:08:29.560 --> 00:08:32.600 there was a kidnapping thing, sex trappicking I think was 174 00:08:32.600 --> 00:08:33.279 one of them. 175 00:08:33.440 --> 00:08:35.159 Right, yep, it was. 176 00:08:35.200 --> 00:08:37.159 It was a lot of shit, And I want to 177 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:41.440 ask you guys something. He must have known that something 178 00:08:41.600 --> 00:08:46.039 was coming. So from the stuff that they found at 179 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:46.639 his house. 180 00:08:47.080 --> 00:08:50.639 Bro, bro, wasn't it like fifty wasn't it like fifty 181 00:08:50.759 --> 00:08:52.399 million pounds of baby oil? 182 00:08:52.799 --> 00:08:56.480 It was? It was over a thousand bottles of baby oil. 183 00:08:57.320 --> 00:09:02.519 Okay, same thing when they are like a ton of 184 00:09:02.519 --> 00:09:06.879 dildos too, like seven hundred something. But like what if 185 00:09:06.879 --> 00:09:10.440 he was cleaning up. That's the That's what I'm talking about. 186 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:12.720 If he was aware that some shit was going down, 187 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:16.360 was this the aftermath of him trying to get purge evidence, 188 00:09:16.960 --> 00:09:17.200 was this? 189 00:09:17.480 --> 00:09:22.120 Like there was way more before this, because when you 190 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:24.399 get rid of this shit, it's like when you go 191 00:09:24.399 --> 00:09:26.559 into like a hoarder's house and it's like the worst 192 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:28.960 thing you've ever seen. And then somebody, somebody in the 193 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:32.879 family is like, you should have seen it before. Yeah, yeah, before, 194 00:09:34.039 --> 00:09:36.679 What do you mean there's no room for it before? 195 00:09:38.320 --> 00:09:40.639 And I'm just thinking of one of those agents open 196 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:44.080 a closet and just a thousand dildo just falling on him. 197 00:09:44.080 --> 00:09:45.840 Probably injured him too. He's probably in the. 198 00:09:45.759 --> 00:09:48.120 Host hoousand, a thousand used one, he still got the 199 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:50.559 cream on it. Oh my god, fucking flopping. 200 00:09:51.679 --> 00:09:54.960 He never he never cleaned one. He just got more. 201 00:09:55.200 --> 00:09:57.720 He he. He bought so many of them that they 202 00:09:57.799 --> 00:09:58.879 was like, these are all single use. 203 00:09:59.120 --> 00:10:01.720 Oh that's dude, I mean that actually might be real 204 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:04.120 because that reminds me of you ever seen celebrities flex 205 00:10:04.159 --> 00:10:07.679 to say, oh, I never wear the same outfit, you know, 206 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:10.200 they so they essentially once they wear something, they never 207 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:10.840 wear it again. 208 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:12.519 And it might be. 209 00:10:13.399 --> 00:10:15.240 Yeah, just we don't reuse dial those. What am I 210 00:10:15.279 --> 00:10:18.200 a savage? He just fucking buys a new one. 211 00:10:19.120 --> 00:10:24.279 I'm just a sex trafficking slaver fucking to kill Hart, 212 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:25.000 That's all I am. 213 00:10:25.639 --> 00:10:26.759 Due. Yes, I don't assume. 214 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:28.559 I don't even know all the all that. I just 215 00:10:28.600 --> 00:10:30.519 saw that he was in some deep shit and I 216 00:10:30.519 --> 00:10:34.480 saw like some of the headline allegations. But like it's 217 00:10:34.480 --> 00:10:40.080 getting it's pretty crazy that this has just been happening, right, like. 218 00:10:41.159 --> 00:10:45.879 Another open secret in Hollywood that you know, like everybody 219 00:10:45.919 --> 00:10:48.320 fucking knew about this shit man. And then especially if 220 00:10:48.320 --> 00:10:49.639 you were kind of like you had your ear to 221 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:52.960 the grounds, like the hip hop community, You've you've heard shit, 222 00:10:53.600 --> 00:10:55.679 you knew that what happened with him and j Lo, 223 00:10:56.320 --> 00:10:58.960 you know, you're just like, dude something because like someone 224 00:10:59.000 --> 00:11:00.600 even made a point. I remember it was, but they 225 00:11:00.600 --> 00:11:04.679 were like Jalo seems to just just kind of bouncing around. 226 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:06.720 She went back to ben affleck the divorce again. 227 00:11:07.080 --> 00:11:09.000 But one thing she didn't do. She didn't go back 228 00:11:09.039 --> 00:11:10.919 to puff Daddy. Yeah. 229 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:14.480 I was like, that's kind of says a lot because 230 00:11:14.519 --> 00:11:16.879 she kind of seems to make really bad decisions, but 231 00:11:16.960 --> 00:11:19.240 she would not go back to that, dude. 232 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:22.639 Apparently she's dreadful. Apparently she is dreadful. So I heard 233 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:25.159 her aunt went to the same school she went to 234 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:27.919 in Amchicol in South Bronx. Yeah, they were at the 235 00:11:27.919 --> 00:11:30.039 same school during the same time. They're on the same age. 236 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:32.559 And apparently in school she wasn't a bad or. She 237 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:34.360 was kind of this quiet, but she was really at school. 238 00:11:34.399 --> 00:11:36.320 She was working so much. Probably they were like, oh, 239 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:38.480 they would see her every now and then, but people 240 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:41.720 that know her were like, oh, she sucks. She like 241 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:45.399 actually really really really sucks. And it's like, damn, dude, 242 00:11:45.399 --> 00:11:48.039 you're like the most famous Puerto Rican and you have 243 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:49.639 to suck. That makes my heart sad. 244 00:11:50.000 --> 00:11:54.519 Well, is she? I think it's in America in the nineties. Probably, 245 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:56.360 Are you sure? I don't know. 246 00:11:57.080 --> 00:11:59.240 It's very likely who was more popular than her. 247 00:11:59.240 --> 00:12:01.600 That I feel. I feel like it's I feel like 248 00:12:01.639 --> 00:12:03.759 it's just her and yeah, I guess so, I guess 249 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:04.720 it's her and Mark Anthony. 250 00:12:04.759 --> 00:12:07.320 Really we're like yeah, And I said they got together 251 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:08.919 purely because of that, which is stupid. 252 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:11.080 Like I was like, probably, what is this. 253 00:12:12.840 --> 00:12:16.320 Famous? We should probably have a child. I didn't have 254 00:12:16.320 --> 00:12:16.879 twins together. 255 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:19.120 I don't know. Yeah, I think so. She she hated 256 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:21.360 him though, Like it's so it's so funny because he's 257 00:12:21.440 --> 00:12:26.120 just like he was clearly just it's clearly just better. Yeah. 258 00:12:27.080 --> 00:12:29.440 I think she's like she's just so clear. There's so 259 00:12:29.440 --> 00:12:34.919 many videos of her just like resentfully a. Yeah, it's 260 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:36.720 just like how why is he? Why is he better 261 00:12:36.799 --> 00:12:38.840 than Why is he better than me? I don't why 262 00:12:38.879 --> 00:12:40.000 is he such a good artist? 263 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:40.600 And I'm just. 264 00:12:41.240 --> 00:12:47.320 You're basic, Like when you listen to her songs, you're like, oh, yeah, 265 00:12:47.360 --> 00:12:50.120 these somebody wrote some good songs for her. She's a 266 00:12:50.240 --> 00:12:53.000 great dancer, not great, she's a good dancer with a 267 00:12:53.240 --> 00:12:56.000 great ass, and like she she had a lot of 268 00:12:56.039 --> 00:12:58.919 assets going for her. But it's like why did people 269 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:02.600 people it's always people that don't write that the uh 270 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:05.559 that people because you know, really good artists kind of 271 00:13:05.559 --> 00:13:08.200 acknowledge where they're at, you know what I'm saying, like 272 00:13:08.279 --> 00:13:11.639 you know your limitations. And then there's other people that 273 00:13:12.360 --> 00:13:15.120 understand their frauds that try to like pretend to be 274 00:13:15.200 --> 00:13:18.080 bigger than or better than they actually are. And from 275 00:13:18.120 --> 00:13:20.120 all the stories that you hear about her and man, 276 00:13:20.159 --> 00:13:23.279 Trey did a good job on South Park betraying her 277 00:13:23.360 --> 00:13:28.600 because not by like out of nowhere, it was allegations 278 00:13:28.639 --> 00:13:30.960 things that they've heard, and then they turned her into 279 00:13:30.960 --> 00:13:34.080 this colossal piece of shit in that episode where like 280 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:38.200 Cartman was Jennifer Lopez with the hand puppet thing and 281 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:40.639 like the way, yeah, the way she was behaving, It's like, 282 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:43.080 this is this ship that they've heard before, They've heard 283 00:13:43.120 --> 00:13:46.720 from people that she's worked with, that she's just fucking 284 00:13:46.879 --> 00:13:49.600 not a nice person. And and when you look at 285 00:13:49.639 --> 00:13:51.279 fucking Ben Affleck. 286 00:13:51.200 --> 00:13:56.159 Who's see him awesome, who's famously really cool, dude, dude. 287 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.080 He was like sitting I think there was a picture 288 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.919 of him like sitting next to her ass, and he 289 00:14:00.279 --> 00:14:03.679 was like miserable. And some people were saying like, oh, 290 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:06.879 it looked like it was like a Euphorix like Tears 291 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:08.279 of Joy type of thing. I was like, no, that's 292 00:14:08.360 --> 00:14:12.039 sorrow in his face. Imagine being like he has a 293 00:14:12.080 --> 00:14:12.679 Bikinia on it. 294 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:14.000 He's just sitting holding his head. 295 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:17.879 It's just so I'm like, bro, something is wrong. When 296 00:14:17.919 --> 00:14:21.919 you have somebody that's prestige just right, it's like it's 297 00:14:22.000 --> 00:14:24.159 like it's like it makes me wonder about Beyonce too, 298 00:14:24.200 --> 00:14:26.360 because it's like a jay Z is a fucking camel 299 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:29.639 and he's like, I'm going to cheat on this fucking one. 300 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:35.879 Like he's a camel, he's Joe Camel, Like completely crazy. 301 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:39.159 If you see Joe Cammel put in jay Z, Joe Cammell, 302 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:41.159 you know exactly what I'm talking about. You searched that, 303 00:14:41.440 --> 00:14:41.919 and ever. 304 00:14:41.840 --> 00:14:44.159 Since I saw that, he was just like, oh yeah, no, yeah, 305 00:14:44.200 --> 00:14:48.639 he is a literal jay Z looks like that, uh, 306 00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:52.320 like that animal creature from toy soldiers or a cleft palate, 307 00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:56.799 Like there's something he's as a strange, looks like a 308 00:14:56.879 --> 00:15:03.080 small soldier. What is his name that he looks like. 309 00:15:03.639 --> 00:15:06.840 He looks like if they made a black thumb, thumb, 310 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:10.240 that'd be jay Z. Yeah, if they somehow created one 311 00:15:10.279 --> 00:15:11.159 of those. 312 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:16.279 But it's just not out man. And but he got 313 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:20.080 one of the most rich you're streamly rich, extremely influential, right, 314 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:20.639 we get it. 315 00:15:20.720 --> 00:15:23.559 But he's probably gonna get intro with some Diddy ship too. 316 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:25.759 Apparently, Apparently there's way. 317 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:28.240 Too many lines that like, there's a lot of lines 318 00:15:28.279 --> 00:15:32.120 that lead back to jay Z. Apparently there's people. 319 00:15:31.919 --> 00:15:33.399 That are absolutely dude. 320 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:35.039 People are kind of going nuts right now because I 321 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:38.639 even saw like some clown world I forgot some fucking 322 00:15:38.679 --> 00:15:41.720 Twitter guy that was just trying to push that Oh 323 00:15:42.320 --> 00:15:44.799 it was Usher's apparently Usher he got his Twitter hacked 324 00:15:45.960 --> 00:15:47.720 and then like so all of his ship was purged, 325 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:51.440 and then somebody saw, oh my god, he's deleting all 326 00:15:51.440 --> 00:15:55.279 this ship. After these allegations came out, and then Pink, 327 00:15:55.320 --> 00:15:57.120 they said the same thing about Pink, but it turns 328 00:15:57.120 --> 00:16:00.879 out so Usher got hacked and then Pink purged her 329 00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:03.639 Twitter way back in the beginning of the year for 330 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:06.759 like whatever health reasons or some mental health reasons. But 331 00:16:06.799 --> 00:16:09.559 they're connecting it to Diddy. Like everybody's trying to find 332 00:16:09.600 --> 00:16:10.159 something and be. 333 00:16:10.159 --> 00:16:11.600 Like, oh what did they do? 334 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:13.240 This is crazy And I'm like yoah yea, I gotta 335 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:14.159 slow you gotta slow down. 336 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:15.759 There's those I know that's. 337 00:16:15.600 --> 00:16:16.879 Real, like there' stuff is going on. 338 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:20.960 But also like everywhere I know there are videos of 339 00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:23.759 of Trump going like, h puff daddy. He's a good 340 00:16:23.799 --> 00:16:25.840 friend of mine. He's a good friend. He's a good guy, 341 00:16:26.519 --> 00:16:30.200 and it's like he dude, he definitely one of those parties, 342 00:16:30.240 --> 00:16:33.080 dude party freaking freak out. 343 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:36.120 Yeah, frequently, he definitely went to one of those did 344 00:16:36.120 --> 00:16:38.080 you see that thing of a was it was it Conan? 345 00:16:38.639 --> 00:16:40.240 Was it Conan O'Brien that was talking to him? I 346 00:16:40.279 --> 00:16:42.200 can't remember something. There was a talk show host from 347 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:44.000 back in the day and he and Diddy was talking 348 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.480 about his parties, and I think it was Conan and 349 00:16:46.519 --> 00:16:48.080 he was like concerned. 350 00:16:48.120 --> 00:16:52.799 He was like, this sounds like not good, like. 351 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:55.039 Often often calling on Brian's on the right side of things. 352 00:16:55.159 --> 00:16:58.799 He from with a guy from from that seventies show 353 00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:02.440 talking about like being a predator and he's like, you're 354 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:05.400 a monster and you should go to jail, like you should. 355 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:09.720 Like it wasn't even like a joke. It was straight up. 356 00:17:09.720 --> 00:17:11.119 It was like you should be in jail. 357 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:13.640 He played it. He played it like a joke, but 358 00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.119 he was like, yeah, I remember that with with Danny Masterson, 359 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:17.480 and I don't. 360 00:17:17.359 --> 00:17:19.400 Think you played it like a joke. I think people are. 361 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:26.119 He's a talk show this guy, But that's how you 362 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:26.359 do it. 363 00:17:26.359 --> 00:17:28.880 It's like, that's that's exactly it's a joke. But also 364 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:33.000 you can tell when somebody is being serious, but they're 365 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:35.880 also just making it lighthearted. It's like when it's like 366 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:38.720 if you're telling someone like like oh man, you're fucking nuts, 367 00:17:39.079 --> 00:17:41.039 you know, and like it sounds lighthearted, but you know, 368 00:17:41.160 --> 00:17:43.960 the motherfucker's actually nuts. You're like, we're never talking after this, 369 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:45.920 like one of those things after this, like we're not 370 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:47.200 we're not having any more communication. 371 00:17:48.000 --> 00:17:51.480 Cartoon cartoons, Friday ass motherfucker, what is wrong with you? 372 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:54.799 Conan. Conan is usually like he's like one of those 373 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:57.160 vestiges of old media that like I I'm glad to 374 00:17:57.240 --> 00:18:00.480 still see around. Yeah, and consistently, like every time he 375 00:18:00.519 --> 00:18:03.160 comes up with the news, it's never like it's never 376 00:18:03.559 --> 00:18:06.519 disgusting or scary, right like that. 377 00:18:06.640 --> 00:18:11.079 Again, finds out someone's a pedophile twenty years early. It 378 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:13.400 says something, but no one listens. It's like you just 379 00:18:13.559 --> 00:18:13.839 get it. 380 00:18:14.440 --> 00:18:16.440 Would be like you said, like weird howl or something. 381 00:18:16.440 --> 00:18:18.240 Conan o'bien would be one of those people that if 382 00:18:18.240 --> 00:18:20.880 something fucked up came out, that would definitely break my 383 00:18:20.880 --> 00:18:22.640 heart because he's he's been connected to. 384 00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:25.559 Too many of my memories, like too many, like. 385 00:18:25.799 --> 00:18:28.359 Fucking the Simpsons when he was writing The Simpsons back 386 00:18:28.400 --> 00:18:30.960 when I was religiously watching Late Now with Conan O'Brien 387 00:18:31.039 --> 00:18:33.119 and they fucking when they when they got the rights 388 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:36.480 to like uh Walker Texas Ranger. He had this lever. Yeah, 389 00:18:36.720 --> 00:18:41.240 that fucking lever was like crack to me. Just randomly 390 00:18:41.240 --> 00:18:43.799 out of nowhere doing the show. He'll literally pause for 391 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.039 like five seconds and just pull the lever and show 392 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:48.720 the dumbest fucking clip from those shows, and I was like, 393 00:18:48.920 --> 00:18:50.039 this is made for me. 394 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:54.599 I love there was. My favorite clips of him is 395 00:18:54.599 --> 00:18:56.480 like when he got fired, when he got fired from 396 00:18:56.519 --> 00:18:58.279 the from the Tonight Show and he was it was 397 00:18:58.319 --> 00:18:59.880 his last week of shows and he was just like 398 00:19:00.039 --> 00:19:02.759 wasting all of NBC's money. Yeah, yeah, he was just 399 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:05.839 like is this literally trying to make the most expensive 400 00:19:05.920 --> 00:19:11.359 skits possible? It series like here's a here's here's unrestricted 401 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:16.920 super Bowl footage next to uh an original Picasso UH 402 00:19:17.079 --> 00:19:21.839 with the caviar spraying all over it. It's I it's 403 00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:25.640 not even funny. Is this fruited? It's just so crail. 404 00:19:25.640 --> 00:19:28.839 It's just petty. But he deserved it. 405 00:19:29.559 --> 00:19:31.880 See him the Tonight Show, So that was like cool, 406 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:35.799 little like caveat Yeah, just like, okay, that will never exist. 407 00:19:35.799 --> 00:19:36.319 It existed. 408 00:19:36.440 --> 00:19:36.559 Fu. 409 00:19:36.720 --> 00:19:38.720 I hate fucking Jaylen. 410 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:41.519 I can't stand this, but whatever time he laughs, I 411 00:19:41.559 --> 00:19:47.759 get angrier. He's still fucking weird ass. Hot dog looking ahead, 412 00:19:48.759 --> 00:19:51.440 hot dog looking at his head, look like a hot 413 00:19:51.519 --> 00:19:52.200 dog in a bun. 414 00:19:52.599 --> 00:19:54.200 I just want to steal some of his cars and 415 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.039 crash them, that's all. I just I just want to 416 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:56.640 like crash his car. 417 00:19:56.680 --> 00:19:58.039 And he's a good job with on his own. 418 00:19:58.440 --> 00:20:01.920 Yeah, I just want to break into his factory or whatever. 419 00:20:01.960 --> 00:20:04.480 It just crashed. Crash? Is that? Is that what happened? 420 00:20:04.480 --> 00:20:07.480 He half back right now because how badly crashed? Yo? 421 00:20:08.119 --> 00:20:11.559 I thought, Uh, that's crazy, I thought, I thought he 422 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:13.960 just I literally, like in my mind, this has been 423 00:20:14.039 --> 00:20:17.400 true for like years. In my mind, the story is 424 00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:20.799 Jay Leno got into one of his cars and exploded, 425 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:24.440 like I don't know. I never thought about like how 426 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:25.359 he got burned up. 427 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:27.480 And also I can tell you one hundred percent that 428 00:20:27.599 --> 00:20:30.039 is not it. 429 00:20:30.440 --> 00:20:33.960 Crash it wait, hold on, hold on one hundred percent. 430 00:20:34.000 --> 00:20:35.799 You get that maybe ninety nine percent? 431 00:20:35.839 --> 00:20:37.559 Maybe, Okay, I can tell I can tell you a 432 00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:43.359 solid fit. I'm done myself. I'll you tell you definitely 433 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:47.119 seven solid sixty percent chance the car just didn't blow 434 00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:48.079 up when he got into it. 435 00:20:49.000 --> 00:20:51.640 Okay, Okay, that's fair. Those are fair odds. 436 00:20:51.680 --> 00:20:53.759 But I don't I don't know. I could be wrong. 437 00:20:53.759 --> 00:20:55.400 I can be very wrong in fact. 438 00:20:55.559 --> 00:20:58.039 Well, but yeah, no, dude, those Diddy parties, like everybody 439 00:20:58.079 --> 00:20:59.839 kind of knew aout him. I remember hearing a wheezer 440 00:20:59.880 --> 00:21:02.319 so mention it tweet. I tweeted about it. But I 441 00:21:02.319 --> 00:21:04.240 don't think anybody really heard that record, So I don't 442 00:21:04.240 --> 00:21:05.839 think anybody got it. But there was like a there's 443 00:21:05.839 --> 00:21:11.440 a song called fucking I think it's train Wrecks from Hurley, 444 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:13.359 which is like, not a particularly good record, but that 445 00:21:13.440 --> 00:21:17.400 song is pretty good. They talk about like it's like 446 00:21:17.559 --> 00:21:21.079 we'll crash a Diddy party in disguise is a lyric, 447 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:24.440 and it's like, what's going on? Why do you know 448 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:31.000 you have to be in disguise? What's going on here? Rivers? Rivers? 449 00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:34.240 What's going on? Would I would have liked to run 450 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:36.279 into him and be like, hey man, what was that about? 451 00:21:36.319 --> 00:21:36.400 You? 452 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:40.039 Man? What's going on? And he probably I can't. I 453 00:21:40.079 --> 00:21:42.599 can't say I can't. I'm sorry. If I tell you, 454 00:21:42.599 --> 00:21:47.240 he'll get me a dot on his head, just the 455 00:21:47.640 --> 00:21:53.400 Diddy dot. It's like, yeah, but yeah, so that that 456 00:21:53.519 --> 00:21:56.200 that whole story is crazy. I don't think anything new. 457 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:58.319 And I said I saw there's so much fake news 458 00:21:58.319 --> 00:21:59.960 going out around it too. Like I saw like the 459 00:22:00.039 --> 00:22:02.200 thing where it's like they photoshopped Kamala Harris next to him, 460 00:22:02.240 --> 00:22:02.880 even though it's like. 461 00:22:03.799 --> 00:22:06.440 Did that, well, at least he didn't literally shared it. 462 00:22:06.519 --> 00:22:09.680 He shared it. The guy that the guy that has 463 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:13.640 ties to Diddy had the audacity to share a picture 464 00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:15.680 with Kamala next to Diddy. 465 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:19.160 I can't. Yeah, it's not anything. Look the photo, the photo. 466 00:22:19.200 --> 00:22:21.079 I don't know if there is a photo of Kamala 467 00:22:21.160 --> 00:22:22.880 next to Ditty, but that photo was not real. That 468 00:22:22.920 --> 00:22:24.720 photo was like the photo that I saw was like 469 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:28.519 they took Diddy, They took Diddy's face and put it 470 00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:32.519 on fucking Montel Williams. She's crazy. 471 00:22:33.559 --> 00:22:35.240 He shared that. Did he really share that? 472 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:35.880 He shared it? 473 00:22:35.960 --> 00:22:38.200 Yes, he did, of course he did. He shared the 474 00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:42.400 fake endorsement of a Taylor Swift. He shared the the 475 00:22:42.400 --> 00:22:47.000 Taylor Swift who endorsed fucking well no, sorry, what's his name? 476 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:47.440 Biden? 477 00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:51.279 And clearly Kama I guess yeah, so clearly she was 478 00:22:51.279 --> 00:22:56.480 gonna endorse Kamala Waltz, right, but then fucking Trump's like, 479 00:22:56.519 --> 00:23:01.119 oh hey, nice, ai, he thank you so much, and 480 00:23:01.160 --> 00:23:03.839 then fucking like a month later, he just in all caps, 481 00:23:03.880 --> 00:23:07.480 I hate Taylor Swift, which is funny, funny. 482 00:23:07.079 --> 00:23:08.960 And then and then ten seconds later he got shot 483 00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:13.440 at like ten minutes ten minutes later. Yo, you can't 484 00:23:13.480 --> 00:23:15.960 listen the Swifties. They will kill you. They will kill you. 485 00:23:16.720 --> 00:23:18.480 I would never cross them, no way. 486 00:23:18.559 --> 00:23:21.279 Yeah yeah, yeah, then they're not playing they're not playing basketball, 487 00:23:21.279 --> 00:23:23.920 they're playing like rape. They're playing rugby with guns. 488 00:23:25.480 --> 00:23:29.000 Yeah. I've seen I've seen Taylor Swift fans congeal into 489 00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:34.960 one unified mass and almost like a Katamari in some ways. 490 00:23:34.960 --> 00:23:38.880 If you remember Katamari just rolling around town, you don't 491 00:23:38.920 --> 00:23:39.359 know everything. 492 00:23:41.319 --> 00:23:49.720 I remember Demase, I remember Galvatron from Transformers, all the 493 00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:53.200 trunk I've been I've been on a roll. I've been 494 00:23:53.200 --> 00:23:55.400 on a role watching because I've just been curious. I 495 00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:56.799 was like, fuck it, I'm gonna just watch all of 496 00:23:56.799 --> 00:23:58.720 them because I haven't you know, why not? I haven't 497 00:23:58.720 --> 00:24:01.279 seen the original one since they came out, and let's 498 00:24:01.319 --> 00:24:02.559 just see what they're about. 499 00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:03.799 When the fourth one. 500 00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:06.240 Rolls around live were you alive? When the first one 501 00:24:06.440 --> 00:24:10.160 the like iconic movie? The are you talking about? No? 502 00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:11.279 You were not here yet? Right? 503 00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:12.000 They eight? 504 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:14.160 Well, I don't know what year it was, but I've 505 00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:15.960 seen fucking all of them. 506 00:24:16.160 --> 00:24:18.119 There you weren't alive. There's no way you were alive 507 00:24:18.200 --> 00:24:19.759 during that because that was like early eighties. 508 00:24:19.839 --> 00:24:22.359 If it was early eighties of eighty eight, yeah, so, 509 00:24:23.160 --> 00:24:24.880 but there was one that did come out the late eighties. 510 00:24:24.880 --> 00:24:26.640 But uh, it's hard. 511 00:24:26.680 --> 00:24:28.519 I don't really remember the years when it comes to 512 00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:32.559 like those movies because I'm not they're they're fucking cheesy, 513 00:24:32.720 --> 00:24:35.240 you know, even though they're like fun, but they're still 514 00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:38.640 really fucking cheesy, even like the one where the band 515 00:24:38.680 --> 00:24:42.920 America is doing the theme song and it's fucking just cringe, dude, 516 00:24:43.119 --> 00:24:44.160 you got the touch? 517 00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:47.319 That's is such an iconic moment, and it's just like, 518 00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:50.559 that's such an iconic moment though there it is. It's 519 00:24:50.559 --> 00:24:53.039 silly as fun, but it's good moment. 520 00:24:53.160 --> 00:24:57.079 Fucking I feel embarrassed watching it, Like if you turn 521 00:24:57.160 --> 00:25:00.279 if you if you watch it muted, it's better. Like, 522 00:25:00.319 --> 00:25:02.720 but that fucking song is. 523 00:25:02.759 --> 00:25:05.720 Like you. 524 00:25:04.640 --> 00:25:06.799 Just said that, it's the same. Okay, let's put it 525 00:25:06.839 --> 00:25:09.200 this way. I don't hate that song. I feel the 526 00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:12.880 same way about say. Everybody I think unanimously likes the 527 00:25:12.920 --> 00:25:17.119 soundtrack of Marvelus Capcom too, but we also recognize that 528 00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:21.440 this is not fighting game music. Like we recognize both 529 00:25:21.680 --> 00:25:27.079 things simultaneously because every other fighting game that has existed 530 00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:29.799 has never done anything like that before. Because this is 531 00:25:29.880 --> 00:25:33.319 lounge music. This is music that you've vibe and chilled to. 532 00:25:33.839 --> 00:25:37.920 It's not music that gets you pumped up. Now say, well, 533 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.440 it's not even I guess that's just that would be. 534 00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:41.960 Like, I don't know if I would agree that. I 535 00:25:42.279 --> 00:25:44.759 think by the nature of it complimenting the game so 536 00:25:44.759 --> 00:25:45.680 well it becomes fighting. 537 00:25:47.119 --> 00:25:49.920 I think it is because the game was so good, 538 00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:51.279 it was so well accepted. 539 00:25:51.720 --> 00:25:54.799 If the game was trashed, for example, people. 540 00:25:54.559 --> 00:25:56.440 Would have been like shitting on that, be like, oh, 541 00:25:56.440 --> 00:25:59.200 that's a cool soundtrack, Like the music isn't bad music, 542 00:25:59.480 --> 00:26:01.640 but since the game as bad, this was terrible, it 543 00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.160 just become like I like the music. It does not 544 00:26:04.559 --> 00:26:07.680 when I'm hearing say, Captain America's theme song Marvel's Marvel One, 545 00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:10.359 that shit gets me pumped up. When I hear Wolverine's 546 00:26:10.359 --> 00:26:12.920 song and Marvel One gets me pumped up. There is 547 00:26:12.960 --> 00:26:16.720 one exception. Spider Man's music in Marvel One is actually 548 00:26:17.000 --> 00:26:23.599 very much like a fucking Marvel two, like it makes 549 00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:24.759 you kind of want to, It makes you kind of 550 00:26:24.759 --> 00:26:26.759 want to just kind of groove that, and it sounds 551 00:26:26.799 --> 00:26:32.079 all lounge and jazzy. So that's the exception. But yeah, 552 00:26:32.119 --> 00:26:34.880 but like those I still love. Like when I hear 553 00:26:34.920 --> 00:26:37.359 it's gonna take you for a ride, it just immediately 554 00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:41.160 it's like propaganda. It's like it's like you turn into 555 00:26:41.200 --> 00:26:43.079 a Manchurian canon as soon as I hear gonna take 556 00:26:43.119 --> 00:26:46.200 you for a ride, I see that supid screen and 557 00:26:46.200 --> 00:26:46.599 they hear. 558 00:26:49.079 --> 00:26:55.119 Like, dude, it's so good. It really is like that. Yeah, man, 559 00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:55.839 that whole game is. 560 00:26:55.920 --> 00:26:58.240 It's like, I'm way more American when you hear. 561 00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:03.960 That every now and again, every now and again, just 562 00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:07.559 like sound design really slaps you know, and it's just 563 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:09.160 like that's one of those games where it's just like 564 00:27:09.359 --> 00:27:12.680 the sound team fucking nailed it, Like that game would 565 00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:15.359 be fun. That game would be fun with just the 566 00:27:15.400 --> 00:27:18.920 sounds and none of the characters. Like if it was literally, 567 00:27:19.200 --> 00:27:23.119 if it was literally stick figures fighting each other to 568 00:27:23.240 --> 00:27:26.200 that same exact music, with those same exact sound effects, 569 00:27:26.240 --> 00:27:29.960 it would be like, this is mom, it's one of them. 570 00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:31.880 Wait for what do you say? I can't wait for 571 00:27:32.119 --> 00:27:34.160 I can't wait for, you know, visuals to be a 572 00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:34.599 part of this. 573 00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:37.839 That was Lighting the bottle though, right because like they 574 00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:41.000 it can never be done again. It just it won't 575 00:27:41.440 --> 00:27:43.440 like as far as it just it just won't work. 576 00:27:44.359 --> 00:27:48.279 That was that was like the middle point, the transitionary 577 00:27:48.279 --> 00:27:50.160 period too, because like looking back at that game, like 578 00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:51.799 I kind of forgot certain details of it, Like I 579 00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:54.119 kind of forgot that the backgrounds were three D and 580 00:27:54.160 --> 00:27:57.640 the characters were pixel kind of like sprite art, Like 581 00:27:57.680 --> 00:27:59.839 I forgot that that was part of that game. Like 582 00:27:59.799 --> 00:28:02.519 I've forgot that's how that worked. But now it's like 583 00:28:03.400 --> 00:28:05.720 before that it was all pixel and after that it 584 00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.240 was all three D and there's like that. That was 585 00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:09.519 like that middle period where it's like, oh, this is good. 586 00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:11.680 This is a good mix of technology. It reminds me 587 00:28:11.759 --> 00:28:14.799 of it reminds me of Odd World for the PS one, 588 00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:17.920 where that was like they had like pre rendered, like 589 00:28:18.000 --> 00:28:20.359 all of the stages were pre It's Final Fantasy seven 590 00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:22.799 as well, where like right, oh, all the stages are 591 00:28:22.799 --> 00:28:25.160 pre rendered, so it looks crazy good and then your 592 00:28:25.200 --> 00:28:28.200 kind of like kind of like pixels. It's like, yeah, 593 00:28:28.359 --> 00:28:30.319 well it's cool. It like it gives it gives such 594 00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:33.039 a cool like style to like the world that you're in. 595 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:34.720 And now it's like it's all three D. It used 596 00:28:34.759 --> 00:28:36.440 to be all pixels and you had this like weird 597 00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:39.079 experimental period in time where they were fucking around with 598 00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:41.000 both of them. Yeah, and you got a little bit 599 00:28:41.000 --> 00:28:44.000 of that too with like what's that Kingston? You might 600 00:28:44.039 --> 00:28:46.759 know what the fuck is? What the fuck is that game? Uh, 601 00:28:46.799 --> 00:28:50.480 the one that looks Octopath Traveler where it's like it's 602 00:28:50.559 --> 00:28:53.720 kind of doing that again. Yeah, but like it's such 603 00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:55.400 a rare thing, Like I don't think you'll ever see 604 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:57.720 a fighting game like that again where it's like, oh, 605 00:28:57.799 --> 00:29:00.599 we're gonna have pixel art sprites and like fully three D, we're. 606 00:29:00.480 --> 00:29:03.200 Never gonna have that sprice probably taking more work than 607 00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:05.359 like actually just making what what's not pixelart? 608 00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:08.119 Pixel art is hard. Yeah, it's it's it's kind of 609 00:29:08.160 --> 00:29:08.559 hard to do. 610 00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:10.559 It was It was fine when that's all they could do. 611 00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:14.680 Is that is how you make games, But now they're like, no, no, 612 00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:15.559 we don't want to do that. 613 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:19.480 It's a skill set that nobody really has anymore. Like people, 614 00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:22.440 people when people when somebody grows up now and they 615 00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:24.839 want to make video games. They're learning like unity and unreal, 616 00:29:24.880 --> 00:29:27.160 Like they're not right, they're not learning how to make 617 00:29:27.200 --> 00:29:32.960 fucking pixel art, right, you know, right tragic generally speaking. Yeah, anyway, right, anyway, 618 00:29:33.000 --> 00:29:35.200 did he's did he's gay? 619 00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:38.759 I mean, he's definitely there's some gay in him for sure, 620 00:29:38.799 --> 00:29:41.400 because you know, he wasn't just fucking women, you know that, Like, 621 00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:43.759 there's no way you're gonna have seven hundred or whatever 622 00:29:43.799 --> 00:29:46.160 the fuck you're gonna have that many dildos and just 623 00:29:46.160 --> 00:29:49.119 be and just fucking jigs that, like, like there's. 624 00:29:48.920 --> 00:29:53.279 No way there's I don't have seven hundred dilldos. I 625 00:29:53.319 --> 00:29:54.000 have zero. 626 00:29:54.079 --> 00:29:56.480 And it upsets me And I'm like, why is there 627 00:29:56.480 --> 00:29:57.480 no dildos in this house? 628 00:29:57.599 --> 00:29:59.160 I have none? And I'm okay with that. 629 00:30:00.119 --> 00:30:03.759 Fucking lame dude, You're lame of ship. All right, let's 630 00:30:03.759 --> 00:30:06.680 move on. Let's move on to this. This this this 631 00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:10.279 so uh, Derek's kind of new to this. He he 632 00:30:10.359 --> 00:30:12.640 just stumbled into this this morning. Apparently, yes, this morning. 633 00:30:13.400 --> 00:30:16.000 But some of you guys, some of you listeners might 634 00:30:16.000 --> 00:30:19.119 be familiar with the act man. We've talked about him, 635 00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:22.359 have we has he guessed it on the show, like remotely. 636 00:30:23.359 --> 00:30:26.359 I remember vividly talking about him when we did the 637 00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:29.640 one live show because it was him versus Quantum TV. 638 00:30:29.960 --> 00:30:31.039 Quantum TV. That's right. 639 00:30:31.279 --> 00:30:35.319 Yeah, and this is a very similar situation, which is funny. 640 00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:38.960 Is yeah, So I'll catch you guys up to sweet 641 00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.839 so act man obviously a YouTube content guy. Good dude. 642 00:30:42.880 --> 00:30:44.799 I like him a lot. We've hung out a couple 643 00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:46.799 of times. I think the last time I saw him 644 00:30:46.839 --> 00:30:50.640 was Creator Clash. Yeah yeah, and he was drunk and 645 00:30:50.720 --> 00:30:55.039 asking asking me to make more videos. That was sweet, 646 00:30:55.279 --> 00:31:00.000 but he was he was so recently he's gotten into 647 00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.720 a bit of a kerfuffle, a bit of a bit 648 00:31:03.759 --> 00:31:05.839 of a brew haha, if you will, with this guy 649 00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:08.279 named Andy Pant's Gaming. Now. Andy pants Gaming is a 650 00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:11.920 guy I've never heard of before this whole situation happened, 651 00:31:11.960 --> 00:31:16.680 like largely yeah, he's a largely like nothing person. He 652 00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:20.359 makes the kind of stuff you would expect. He he 653 00:31:20.519 --> 00:31:24.039 makes like, oh, well, why are females so ugly in 654 00:31:24.119 --> 00:31:28.559 video games? Now? Why is woke? Everything's woke? Everything? Everything's gay, 655 00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:32.160 That's the big one. Everything's gay, Like literal why not 656 00:31:33.480 --> 00:31:39.359 a gay de prop exactly, no exaggeration, literally that it's 657 00:31:39.480 --> 00:31:42.480 literally that kind of content. And so I can't remember 658 00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:47.279 exactly what sparked the fight between them, but they agreed. 659 00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:48.519 Do you know what it was? 660 00:31:48.519 --> 00:31:51.279 He made a video saying these content creators are woke, 661 00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:54.160 that's right, and he. 662 00:31:54.119 --> 00:31:57.920 Was called nail. He called out, I think, if I'm 663 00:31:57.960 --> 00:32:01.240 remembering correctly, he called that act man Luke's Stevens and 664 00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:05.720 skill up all these people. I know, I don't know 665 00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:08.440 Luke very well at all, I don't think, but I 666 00:32:08.480 --> 00:32:12.160 know I know skill up and uh yeah Actman obviously. 667 00:32:12.240 --> 00:32:14.319 So it's very funny to see. I never actually watched 668 00:32:14.319 --> 00:32:17.279 that video, but I saw the thumbnail because I figured 669 00:32:17.319 --> 00:32:18.720 I know what the video is gonna be. Of course, 670 00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:20.799 I was like, oh, yeah, I get it. That's funny, 671 00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.799 and I saw Actman watch it, and so he agreed 672 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:28.599 to basically debate this andy pants guy act Man. So 673 00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:34.119 they go on a stream together, and uh, he just 674 00:32:34.240 --> 00:32:38.319 kind of trounces him, not like brutally or anything. He 675 00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:42.200 just clearly like the anti pants didn't he well, first 676 00:32:42.240 --> 00:32:43.920 of all, he has no point, Like, he doesn't have 677 00:32:44.079 --> 00:32:46.079 a good point, he doesn't have good reasoning, he doesn't 678 00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:48.680 have anything to say. And so Actman was just constantly 679 00:32:48.759 --> 00:32:50.559 like what are you, Like, what are you doing here? 680 00:32:50.640 --> 00:32:50.920 Dude? 681 00:32:51.000 --> 00:32:57.440 Like just dog walking him Andy, and so the stream. 682 00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:00.480 So the stream ends, and then I guess something happens 683 00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:04.519 where you know, he disables the comments, he unlists the stream, 684 00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:07.400 he relists the stream, but like keeps the comments disabled, 685 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:10.880 and so actman posts the stream on his channel with 686 00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:12.720 comments enabled, saying like, hey, look if I if I 687 00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:15.480 did badly whatever, like come come criticize me. I don't care, 688 00:33:15.519 --> 00:33:18.880 we keep the comments up. And so he so Andy 689 00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:23.519 copyright striped him, which is big no, no, like that. 690 00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:26.759 There's there's no faster way to get yourself on the 691 00:33:26.799 --> 00:33:30.279 ship list of literally everybody on YouTube than to do that, 692 00:33:30.960 --> 00:33:33.799 like it, it really is it. You might as well 693 00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:36.160 have killed yourself on camera with with a p You 694 00:33:36.200 --> 00:33:37.640 might as well have put a gun in your mouth 695 00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.119 and shot yourself with a with like a canvas behind 696 00:33:40.160 --> 00:33:42.839 you with like the best of me written on it. 697 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:50.319 Because to do it also not only just to do it, 698 00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:57.000 but to do it to the act man attorney essentially 699 00:33:57.720 --> 00:33:58.519 like he just. 700 00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:02.200 Gave him goal golden goose, like he just like, oh, 701 00:34:02.440 --> 00:34:04.680 let's make another grandiose video. 702 00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:10.400 If you didn't like Kelly, you just gave Kelly so 703 00:34:10.639 --> 00:34:15.559 much money for the next few months, so much money. 704 00:34:16.000 --> 00:34:20.280 If that's my friend, So I'm not on your side, buddy, 705 00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:23.920 But like if anybody was there to tell you, like, hey, 706 00:34:24.679 --> 00:34:29.199 not that one. Don't keep engaging this guy. Did he 707 00:34:29.320 --> 00:34:30.760 not see what he did to Quantum? 708 00:34:31.239 --> 00:34:32.440 Did dead? 709 00:34:32.599 --> 00:34:37.840 Now that I'm smoking, he's a smoking crater. Now he's 710 00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:41.039 still it's been over a year. He's a smoking crater. 711 00:34:41.679 --> 00:34:45.599 It's just, dude, Like, you cannot. People will mobilize around content, 712 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:49.800 around copyright strike abuse like like nothing like it is. 713 00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.239 It really is like a sacred kind of rule where 714 00:34:52.239 --> 00:34:54.840 it's like especially like, look, there's an argument to be 715 00:34:54.880 --> 00:34:58.440 made whether or not people you know are stealing content 716 00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:02.639 or whatever, right, like fine, But in this scenario, especially 717 00:35:02.679 --> 00:35:05.559 as YouTube has evolved over time, like it's just generally 718 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:08.320 agreed upon. I've noticed that if people are on a 719 00:35:08.360 --> 00:35:11.920 debate with each other, they both upload the thing. Like 720 00:35:11.960 --> 00:35:14.920 that's been like a pretty common of course, that has 721 00:35:14.920 --> 00:35:17.519 always been a thing because they're yeah, that's it's yeah, 722 00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:19.719 but especially now his debate content has been kind of 723 00:35:19.719 --> 00:35:21.559 like oh, yeah, it's a lot. But because long form 724 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:24.400 content is more the the meta, now a lot of 725 00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:26.559 people are posting their own sides of the debate and 726 00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:28.320 you know whatever, and then there's like the debate host 727 00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:30.920 channel that has it. It's a pretty common rule here 728 00:35:31.480 --> 00:35:34.559 and so for this dude to just not be aware 729 00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:37.840 of that or just not care, not care, it's crazy. 730 00:35:37.880 --> 00:35:42.039 It's definitely had his own pants himself or notthing like that. 731 00:35:42.079 --> 00:35:42.880 There's no way. 732 00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.280 Let's talk about this guy. So I've to be fair. 733 00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:50.440 I've only had about maybe forty minutes to look into him. 734 00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:54.000 There's a video I don't know the gentleman's name. I 735 00:35:54.039 --> 00:35:55.480 wish I would I like to. I would like to 736 00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:57.360 shot him up because he actually made a really good video. 737 00:35:58.199 --> 00:35:59.880 Oh it's it's still up here. This guy's name is 738 00:35:59.880 --> 00:36:03.119 the gamer Tron show and he Andy Pant's gaming is 739 00:36:03.119 --> 00:36:05.880 a liar and I can prove it. And so I 740 00:36:06.000 --> 00:36:07.760 was looking at other stuff and I got twenty minutes 741 00:36:07.800 --> 00:36:10.400 into this video, and twenty minutes into it was already 742 00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:14.760 just like in fucking sanity. How lazy of a griftery 743 00:36:14.880 --> 00:36:20.239 is how he started off being a a political gaming platform, 744 00:36:20.280 --> 00:36:24.119 talking about how much he enjoyed fucking what was the 745 00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:26.239 Ubisoft game that came out with the boats and. 746 00:36:26.239 --> 00:36:29.079 Ship the ships. Oh uh, sculling bones. 747 00:36:29.159 --> 00:36:30.920 He fucking enjoyed the shit of skull and bones and 748 00:36:31.000 --> 00:36:33.800 was pushing back against people that were shitting on it. 749 00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:40.679 He enjoyed Red Fall. He thoroughly enjoyed Red Fall, one 750 00:36:40.679 --> 00:36:42.280 of his favorite games. I can't remember what it was, 751 00:36:42.320 --> 00:36:44.800 but it was it was a very you know, gay inclusive, 752 00:36:45.000 --> 00:36:47.119 you know, like diverse game. It was like it was 753 00:36:47.119 --> 00:36:49.280 like a fucking like an Overwatch type thing. I can't 754 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:50.760 remember what it was called, but it was this game 755 00:36:50.800 --> 00:36:52.639 of the year. I forgot what it was, what it 756 00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:55.039 was called, but he liked it more than Halo Infinite. 757 00:36:55.239 --> 00:36:57.639 He was basically all of his old content and then 758 00:36:57.760 --> 00:37:00.719 fucking like, not even a month later, he made that 759 00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:04.280 wire games not all masculine, and once that blew up, 760 00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:08.840 then he started making this just specifically gay content, anti 761 00:37:08.840 --> 00:37:12.079 gay content. Privated a bunch of his old content to 762 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:15.119 show that, oh how he used to be a complete 763 00:37:15.199 --> 00:37:17.320 pussy and liked terrible games. 764 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:20.280 He liked terrible games. He liked games that were underwhelming 765 00:37:20.800 --> 00:37:22.960 and well how he described it, and that you did 766 00:37:22.960 --> 00:37:25.280 you did you watch the debate would get you because 767 00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:28.559 since it was taken down, so he's talking about how 768 00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:30.480 like he says at one point, he's like, yeah, I 769 00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:33.199 used to I used to go hard for Xbox uh 770 00:37:33.239 --> 00:37:37.039 and like whatever, like so what? And then then there's 771 00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:38.480 a point that there's a point in the in the 772 00:37:38.559 --> 00:37:40.800 video where he's like where he talks, he kind of 773 00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:43.159 gives away the game a little bit where he's like, yeah, 774 00:37:43.159 --> 00:37:46.400 I'm a religious person and I debated atheists and then 775 00:37:46.440 --> 00:37:48.800 I lost twenty two subscribers show, so I shouldn't have 776 00:37:48.880 --> 00:37:51.159 done that, And he just kind of says that, and 777 00:37:51.199 --> 00:37:55.559 it's acman didn't really pick up. I wish he would 778 00:37:55.559 --> 00:37:57.519 have went harder, because there are certain points where I'm like, dude, 779 00:37:57.519 --> 00:37:59.400 what the fuck did you just say? You're so stupid 780 00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:02.159 this guy. I would have torn this guy to shreds. 781 00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:03.519 And I think act that was being like a lot 782 00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:06.639 nicer than he needed to be. But it's just like, dude, 783 00:38:07.000 --> 00:38:10.360 you're not being an authentic person if you if you, 784 00:38:10.440 --> 00:38:12.599 if you feel this way and you want to debate atheists, 785 00:38:12.800 --> 00:38:15.039 losing twenty two subscribers, shouldn't be like, oh, I shouldn't 786 00:38:15.039 --> 00:38:16.639 do that, you know what I mean? That's just like 787 00:38:16.679 --> 00:38:19.440 that's you, is it not right? So? Now aren't aren't 788 00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:23.559 you literally by not doing what you want to do 789 00:38:23.679 --> 00:38:27.840 to play Cayon audience. Aren't you then pandering in the 790 00:38:27.960 --> 00:38:31.360 way that you accuse these game studios of doing. I 791 00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:33.639 don't know, it's very it's very fucking silly. It's his 792 00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:36.320 point about masculinity in games is really fucking. 793 00:38:36.000 --> 00:38:38.280 Stupid to say. 794 00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:42.199 His point was that in the debate, his point was 795 00:38:42.199 --> 00:38:46.320 that we used to get hyper masculine games, and now 796 00:38:46.519 --> 00:38:49.639 now everything is feminine. One hundred percent of games are 797 00:38:49.679 --> 00:38:52.800 gay and woke. Literally, he says this, this so lazistic, 798 00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:56.559 it's so lazy. But I mean, it doesn't even take 799 00:38:56.599 --> 00:38:59.360 into account the fact that, like, dude, most games don't 800 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.280 I don't know how to I don't know how to 801 00:39:02.320 --> 00:39:04.639 tell somebody this because it feels like they just don't 802 00:39:04.679 --> 00:39:07.519 play games. So it feels weird that they're even having 803 00:39:07.559 --> 00:39:12.400 a conversation. But most games don't have set in stone 804 00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:16.719 protagonists now, like most games are build your own people 805 00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:19.079 kind of games. Now, Like, I like, what was the 806 00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:21.559 last game that even had Like, actually, the one that 807 00:39:21.599 --> 00:39:23.559 I one that comes to mind is one that I 808 00:39:23.599 --> 00:39:26.320 played recently, Immortals of Avim, which is literally you play 809 00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:30.079 as a straight white guy, right, like and like, I 810 00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:31.440 like feel. 811 00:39:31.159 --> 00:39:33.960 Like most games like games that are like new like 812 00:39:34.079 --> 00:39:37.599 New IPS very much. So yes, like now IPS, you're 813 00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:40.320 definitely like you're do whatever the fuck you want, like hey, 814 00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:45.840 here's a blank slate and make your character have eight 815 00:39:45.920 --> 00:39:48.519 hands like but before like obviously you're doing like a 816 00:39:48.880 --> 00:39:51.920 series like yes, Got of War three is God of 817 00:39:51.960 --> 00:39:54.320 War two is not going to have you play as 818 00:39:54.400 --> 00:39:59.320 a trance h a trance woman running around with freaking 819 00:39:59.320 --> 00:40:00.000 a treys somebody. 820 00:40:00.000 --> 00:40:03.239 The biggest games, I mean, think about Arthur Morgan, think 821 00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:06.800 about fucking yeah Parker dude, think about like fucking uh 822 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:08.800 space Marines that just came out Space Marines too. 823 00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:09.960 Those are. 824 00:40:12.880 --> 00:40:16.800 Space Marine, Space Marine, Doom Maternal obviously their remakes, but 825 00:40:16.840 --> 00:40:21.360 Dead Space and Residueval four fucking still white. Yeah, it's 826 00:40:21.400 --> 00:40:27.679 it's it's complete nonsense. What's happening lazy, it's lazy. It's 827 00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:29.679 not they know it's not true. What's happening is that 828 00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:32.079 there are more games that don't have solid protagonists because 829 00:40:32.079 --> 00:40:33.760 more games are letting you build your own character. That's 830 00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:37.199 what's happened. Yeah, And by the way, it's it's helpful 831 00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:41.440 to note that when games like Years of War or 832 00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:45.880 Doom or Space Marine. When those games come out, that 833 00:40:46.079 --> 00:40:47.679 is also pandering. 834 00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:56.360 We like it because Christopher understanding what words mean ands 835 00:40:56.480 --> 00:40:57.440 be defined. I appreciate. 836 00:40:57.480 --> 00:40:59.199 I should clarify it's not it's not pandering in the 837 00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:01.639 malicious way that they like that they ascribe to everything, 838 00:41:01.639 --> 00:41:03.760 but George, they have an audience that they have in 839 00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:05.599 mind to capture, and it's like, this is we're making 840 00:41:05.599 --> 00:41:09.800 this game for this audience. It's targeted, targeted content. I 841 00:41:10.199 --> 00:41:12.159 am fully aware that when a Gears of War games 842 00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:16.119 comes out and it's like fucking raw rah, fucking bloody Chainsaws, 843 00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:19.039 I'm fully aware that they are looking at my demographic 844 00:41:19.400 --> 00:41:21.480 and being like they're gonna eat this ship up, and 845 00:41:21.519 --> 00:41:23.159 you know what, I'll gladly reward it. 846 00:41:23.159 --> 00:41:25.280 It's the same thing for me when fucking when BG 847 00:41:25.400 --> 00:41:27.119 three came, I was like, oh, this is the kind 848 00:41:27.159 --> 00:41:30.119 of game I want to play, or fucking or dragon Age, 849 00:41:30.159 --> 00:41:32.800 dragon Age. I shouldn't be buying dragon Age. There's no 850 00:41:32.920 --> 00:41:33.599 reason I. 851 00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:38.000 Love it, just it just it just blows my mind 852 00:41:38.000 --> 00:41:40.199 that people don't understand, like when a game pandas, or 853 00:41:40.440 --> 00:41:43.760 like when a game targets a different audience, that that's 854 00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:46.440 not an exception to the like, that's not like a 855 00:41:46.519 --> 00:41:49.840 different thing, You're just not in the the exact window 856 00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:52.239 of what's happening. Like this is the same thing. It's 857 00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.440 the same way it's always operated. It's just you're not 858 00:41:54.639 --> 00:41:57.679 the prime target. And that's fine. 859 00:41:57.679 --> 00:42:00.440 And that thing that turns into is like it's because 860 00:42:00.440 --> 00:42:03.599 something is for someone else does not mean as antithetical 861 00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:04.320 to you. 862 00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:06.440 See, the thing is a lot of those people making 863 00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:11.960 the content understand that, but they are capturing the fucking 864 00:42:12.280 --> 00:42:15.960 dummies that think that everything even though they're not even 865 00:42:15.960 --> 00:42:18.559 going to bed. I remember this, dude, I remember when 866 00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:20.880 the culture War was really starting to slow down. I 867 00:42:20.920 --> 00:42:25.199 might have mentioned this before, but there was CW's Catwoman 868 00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:27.639 was coming out, and then a bunch of people and 869 00:42:27.800 --> 00:42:30.199 I made a video being like, why would I be. 870 00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:31.320 Upset about this? 871 00:42:31.320 --> 00:42:36.639 This is clearly not for me. A CW shows. I've 872 00:42:36.719 --> 00:42:41.159 tried watching CW shows. I gave Arrow and Slash a 873 00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:44.119 little bit. Arrow started off being okay, and then it 874 00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:45.760 turned into a CW show and I was like, oh, 875 00:42:45.760 --> 00:42:49.039 this clearly is not for me. It's for young people, 876 00:42:49.199 --> 00:42:51.880 especially young women. That is that is their target demographic 877 00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:55.000 c WS. That is fine, that's completely fine. I was 878 00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:57.719 just like, as soon as I realized it's like, oh, 879 00:42:57.840 --> 00:42:58.639 I stopped watching. 880 00:42:58.679 --> 00:43:00.599 I'm not upset. I was just like, oh, it's just 881 00:43:00.679 --> 00:43:02.519 not interesting to me, not my train anymore. 882 00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:05.159 You know, this would literally this would like, dude, it 883 00:43:05.199 --> 00:43:09.519 would literally it would literally be like me being fucking 884 00:43:09.639 --> 00:43:13.719 furious at Persona for being so anime, Like why is 885 00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:19.599 Persona so fucking anime? It's so fucking Japanese and chitty 886 00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:21.760 and dumb and gay? What the fuck is this dumb shit? 887 00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:24.679 It's like, this is I'm not this is not for me. 888 00:43:26.280 --> 00:43:26.880 I don't know. 889 00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:31.639 It's exhausting. It's the what upsets me is because it's 890 00:43:31.639 --> 00:43:33.599 not even the Andi pants game, because the grifters are 891 00:43:33.599 --> 00:43:34.039 gonna come. 892 00:43:34.079 --> 00:43:37.280 It's just and it's just annoying. 893 00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:39.599 That they don't have to try even a little bit anymore, 894 00:43:39.840 --> 00:43:42.440 because back in the day, back in the day snake 895 00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:45.159 oil sells mean would get hanged and ran out of town, 896 00:43:45.519 --> 00:43:48.599 so they'd have to try to really be convincing, to 897 00:43:48.599 --> 00:43:51.679 be like, I'm selling you something that is worth having. 898 00:43:52.320 --> 00:43:56.360 Now it is the laziest, shittiest bullshit and they're still 899 00:43:56.360 --> 00:43:57.800 accepting it, And I'm like, what has happened. 900 00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:02.519 They don't get hanged dude and ran out of town 901 00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:04.679 dangling from a branch violet. 902 00:44:05.000 --> 00:44:07.280 Back in the day, some people when they were clearly 903 00:44:07.320 --> 00:44:10.360 being snuffed out, like like susted out there like this 904 00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:12.719 guy is selling me bullshit, and then the town would 905 00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:14.320 beat the fuck out of them, run him out of town, 906 00:44:14.440 --> 00:44:17.559 hang them whatever, arrest them. They would there would be consequences, 907 00:44:18.119 --> 00:44:20.000 they would pick. They would beat them. Have to sleep 908 00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.239 throat and walk up to a volcano and drop. 909 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.280 Them in like heartlessly, like with like with like two 910 00:44:25.360 --> 00:44:26.880 frames sucking a horse. 911 00:44:26.920 --> 00:44:31.800 They have a horse taking them to the volcano. Jawn 912 00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:35.320 quartered them as he's falling into the volcano. So they 913 00:44:35.360 --> 00:44:37.599 got to sacrifice the horses too, unfortunately. 914 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:42.599 Buttunately gotta go to can you so wait so wait? 915 00:44:42.719 --> 00:44:48.360 So how I'm imagining this is working is that they 916 00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:52.840 almost he's in the so no no, no, So he's 917 00:44:52.920 --> 00:44:55.320 in the center of the volcano. He's dangling from like 918 00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:58.280 a helicopter. And then in the four quadrants of the 919 00:44:58.440 --> 00:45:02.039 edge of the volcano there are horses is tied to 920 00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:05.159 his limbs, and then they throw the horses into the volcano, 921 00:45:05.920 --> 00:45:08.320 and then they yank his arms and legs off and 922 00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.679 then just dip him into the volcano with the helicopter. 923 00:45:10.920 --> 00:45:14.400 His horses always die to though, they always died, right, Well, 924 00:45:14.400 --> 00:45:18.039 there's it's a good thing. There are so many yeah, yeah, 925 00:45:18.079 --> 00:45:20.639 plany of horses. These are these are are drawing quarter 926 00:45:20.719 --> 00:45:22.800 horses specifically meant for sacrifice. 927 00:45:22.920 --> 00:45:25.679 Did you ever see that horses feet like horses hooves, 928 00:45:25.719 --> 00:45:26.400 they keep growing. 929 00:45:26.480 --> 00:45:30.360 I didn't know they kept They're like tentacles. Yeah, no, no, no, 930 00:45:30.559 --> 00:45:33.480 the nail part that's a name. Oh, I don't know whatever. 931 00:45:33.599 --> 00:45:34.840 I could give a fun I don't know. I can 932 00:45:34.880 --> 00:45:38.199 give a fuck. You tried to answer, I gave you 933 00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:42.559 something answer and you got upset to shut me. Yeah, 934 00:45:42.559 --> 00:45:44.440 were talking about the horse tenacles. So I just I 935 00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:44.840 don't care. 936 00:45:45.119 --> 00:45:46.960 I don't know. I don't want to be present. 937 00:45:47.079 --> 00:45:47.440 I will see. 938 00:45:47.480 --> 00:45:47.679 Yeah. 939 00:45:48.079 --> 00:45:52.119 No, So you're totally right, though, like the the effort 940 00:45:52.239 --> 00:45:54.880 that the effort that used to have to go into 941 00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:57.159 it at least demanded some level of respect, and now 942 00:45:57.199 --> 00:45:59.440 it kind of does. Now it's just like this is 943 00:45:59.559 --> 00:46:02.320 like your phone. This in so so obviously to the 944 00:46:02.360 --> 00:46:04.400 point where like you're not even really preparing for a 945 00:46:04.519 --> 00:46:07.119 debate in front of your entire audience to the point 946 00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:11.000 where like, you look so stupid even to them, right, 947 00:46:11.960 --> 00:46:15.079 And it's like imagine like I don't know, man, there's 948 00:46:15.119 --> 00:46:19.159 just no effort there. Uh dude sucks. It's crazy. I 949 00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:20.719 just I barely learned about it. 950 00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:24.039 I was like, I can't believe this guy has videos 951 00:46:24.079 --> 00:46:25.920 that have like over a million views or something, and 952 00:46:26.079 --> 00:46:30.079 it is the laziest fucking content. Like he's not saying anything. 953 00:46:30.119 --> 00:46:32.960 He's just saying this ship is gay. And I'm like, 954 00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:36.519 not even in a funny, ironic way like how we 955 00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:39.039 would banter about shit, but literally. 956 00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.000 This is gay. Actman started that debate being like, you're 957 00:46:43.719 --> 00:46:47.119 this is satire, right, Like you're joking right, because it is. 958 00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:50.000 It is. That's what it sounds like. It feels satistical. 959 00:46:50.599 --> 00:46:54.639 It's unbelievably stupid. Uh, but but it's also profitable. So 960 00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:56.480 it's like, hey, look man, like he's gonna he's gonna 961 00:46:56.519 --> 00:46:58.159 do it because it's gonna make him. It's you're gonna 962 00:46:58.159 --> 00:47:00.760 make him more money than his off antic opinion is 963 00:47:00.800 --> 00:47:02.320 going to make them, oh one thousands. 964 00:47:02.360 --> 00:47:04.519 Exactly what happened right when he was just like, oh yeah, 965 00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:07.679 I'm gonna say I'm Christian and I hate gays, and 966 00:47:07.719 --> 00:47:09.480 then all of a sudden, the money started pouring in, 967 00:47:10.320 --> 00:47:13.519 and like, well, dude, do you remember real quick, do 968 00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:16.800 you remember the fucking Harry Potter thing where there was 969 00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:19.480 a lot of these guys, the anti woke people that 970 00:47:19.559 --> 00:47:22.599 were supporting Harry Potter because there was some people trying 971 00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.960 to boycott because of what's your name, h J. K 972 00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:29.880 Rollings an anti trans rhetoric, and so they were supporting 973 00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:31.880 that ship. But then this guy is saying, don't play 974 00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:34.519 this ship, it's witchcraft. And then he's like, I'm just like, bro, 975 00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:39.400 what you can He was like, like a Christian man 976 00:47:39.519 --> 00:47:42.079 would not play these games, would not play this game. 977 00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.840 And then you know, a completely ignores a doom though 978 00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:46.480 you know you can play games with demons in it, 979 00:47:46.480 --> 00:47:47.880 and shit, that's that's fine. 980 00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:51.320 That's fine. That the hogwarts because you're a holy justifier 981 00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:55.400 of God's will and doom, you're bringing down damnation on 982 00:47:55.519 --> 00:47:56.280 the devil's work. 983 00:47:56.960 --> 00:48:01.440 Yeah, I guess you kill angels in that game though, technically, 984 00:48:01.559 --> 00:48:04.239 so like yeah, even I know, even though like literally 985 00:48:04.360 --> 00:48:07.400 doom guys demon charge. But I'm not mistaken. That's why 986 00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:08.519 it's so fucking crazy. 987 00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:11.480 I mean, it's issues he's I just he's all over 988 00:48:11.519 --> 00:48:14.159 the fucking place. But it's man, I just it does 989 00:48:14.320 --> 00:48:17.119 it does make me. It does make me want to 990 00:48:18.039 --> 00:48:20.920 more than ever, maybe just even because there's a guy 991 00:48:22.079 --> 00:48:24.719 in hip hop space. His name is deleted, and he 992 00:48:24.840 --> 00:48:27.800 distorts his voice and he's been talking. He's been kind 993 00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:29.599 of like gaining a little bit of traction. Now he's 994 00:48:29.599 --> 00:48:32.239 not a grift or anything, but he has I think 995 00:48:32.280 --> 00:48:34.400 I've seen this content before he has. He might have 996 00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:37.360 seen it like a half mask on like anime ship. Yeah, 997 00:48:37.440 --> 00:48:40.440 something like you've seen him before. But uh so it 998 00:48:40.599 --> 00:48:42.079 made me think more than ever. I'm like, you know what, 999 00:48:43.039 --> 00:48:45.760 we've been talking all this shit about starting grifting ship. 1000 00:48:45.960 --> 00:48:47.559 I was like, I'm because the one thing I want 1001 00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:49.119 to do is like, I don't want to use my 1002 00:48:49.239 --> 00:48:51.840 voice because people are gonna get on, they're gonna find 1003 00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:54.360 they're gonna figure it out it's me pretty quickly. So 1004 00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:56.119 I'm like, oh, I'll just store my voice like this 1005 00:48:56.199 --> 00:48:59.800 dude and just literally do what this andy pants guy's 1006 00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:01.519 doing wing and then as soon as I hit one 1007 00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:03.039 hundred K, I'm just gonna be like, oh yeah, I'm 1008 00:49:03.639 --> 00:49:04.079 just kidding. 1009 00:49:04.440 --> 00:49:05.440 I was lying the whole time. 1010 00:49:05.519 --> 00:49:07.440 I've done. That was fun. I got my. 1011 00:49:10.199 --> 00:49:12.280 Plaque or whatever, I got the plaque thing, I'm done. 1012 00:49:13.559 --> 00:49:15.880 I would have it, say like one hundred thousand subscribers, 1013 00:49:15.920 --> 00:49:19.159 and you know how you can have them, you can 1014 00:49:19.239 --> 00:49:21.760 have it say whatever whatever you wanted to say. Yeah, 1015 00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:26.320 I would just have all of them, all of them idiots, 1016 00:49:28.800 --> 00:49:30.280 to immortalize them. Which are the names? 1017 00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:33.599 Should it be what it sounds better, grifter gaming or 1018 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:35.840 like grift gaming, like should it be Like no, you can't, 1019 00:49:35.880 --> 00:49:38.920 you can't draw attention to but I feel like they would. 1020 00:49:39.280 --> 00:49:42.039 They would think it's un ironic or something and they's cool. 1021 00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:44.320 No, No, it's true. 1022 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:48.639 Is full of people that are autistic. 1023 00:49:48.760 --> 00:49:50.719 Right, you have to go you have to go almost 1024 00:49:50.760 --> 00:49:53.400 old school. You have to go like the what do 1025 00:49:53.519 --> 00:50:00.559 you got? Uh? The there's something you remember? Do you 1026 00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:03.920 remember those? Yes? Like it would be some fucking cartoon 1027 00:50:04.039 --> 00:50:04.840 character and to see. 1028 00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:06.480 Yes, I was gonna be a top hat and a 1029 00:50:08.119 --> 00:50:11.239 going like this and then having like three different fucking frames. 1030 00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:16.599 It would be this, it would be like arms crossed, 1031 00:50:17.079 --> 00:50:17.760 then it would. 1032 00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:22.719 Be and then it'd be upset, then it'd be upset. Yes, yes, 1033 00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:24.719 it has to be the upset one. 1034 00:50:27.599 --> 00:50:31.119 That's fucking amazing. All right, so this is what happened. 1035 00:50:31.159 --> 00:50:31.719 You're gonna start. 1036 00:50:33.360 --> 00:50:38.480 I'm gonna start not gay gaming. I think it's so fun. 1037 00:50:41.920 --> 00:50:47.039 I like it, but put gaming in there. I'm making 1038 00:50:47.119 --> 00:50:49.239 that account right now. I'm making a YouTube account right now. 1039 00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:56.000 Actually, I gotta figure out how to do a I 1040 00:50:56.440 --> 00:51:00.280 how to how to I'll do like a YouTube, have 1041 00:51:00.360 --> 00:51:01.000 a a YouTuber. 1042 00:51:01.119 --> 00:51:02.320 They go there like say a bout of shit with 1043 00:51:02.360 --> 00:51:04.519 a voice distorder, and then one day he'll just be 1044 00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:06.360 me and I'm like, you guys are dumb. 1045 00:51:06.519 --> 00:51:08.519 This is not a bad this is this is the 1046 00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:11.639 most excited I felt to do something. God, I'm actually 1047 00:51:11.679 --> 00:51:14.119 kind of pupped for Like what do you put too much? 1048 00:51:14.280 --> 00:51:17.519 You could record it with your phone, you know whatever, 1049 00:51:17.840 --> 00:51:18.599 because what do you like? 1050 00:51:18.679 --> 00:51:20.440 What do you like? No one's ever like I guess 1051 00:51:20.480 --> 00:51:22.519 everybody's loved the money too much. They're like, I can't 1052 00:51:22.559 --> 00:51:24.840 get up this money. But the idea of like having 1053 00:51:24.920 --> 00:51:26.960 like a channel like that, like like a fucking super 1054 00:51:27.000 --> 00:51:30.320 concervative channel. Then like you hit like a like your 1055 00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:32.159 hundred can and you like you're really your face You're like, 1056 00:51:32.159 --> 00:51:34.840 you guys are fucking dumb. Man. Yeah, I all believe 1057 00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:36.679 I was lying. 1058 00:51:36.559 --> 00:51:38.880 Wait, hold on, what's the time stamp? Wait, hold on, 1059 00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:39.880 what's the time stamp? On? This? 1060 00:51:40.000 --> 00:51:40.159 On this? 1061 00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:43.679 So where are we at? Oh fifty one? I was like, 1062 00:51:43.760 --> 00:51:45.480 it's been so long since been done? Is like, where 1063 00:51:45.559 --> 00:51:53.199 is it? So block? I want you to censor out 1064 00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:59.159 when I say the channel, all of our channel I 1065 00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:01.400 do want to use. I think I I think I 1066 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:04.400 am gonna like it because because I love that so 1067 00:52:04.519 --> 00:52:09.360 much it sucks. I love it too. I love the 1068 00:52:09.440 --> 00:52:14.880 idea this is so it's really dumb. But who gets 1069 00:52:14.920 --> 00:52:22.039 to one hundred k first? Oh my god, the. 1070 00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:29.679 Races gonna be so easy, especially you know it's because 1071 00:52:29.719 --> 00:52:34.079 we're not completely stupid. So just having even a little 1072 00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:37.159 bit of elevated like of a talking point to a 1073 00:52:37.280 --> 00:52:40.159 grift would probably make people like this guy's really fucking 1074 00:52:40.199 --> 00:52:44.199 intelligent instead of just being like how smoo gay gay 1075 00:52:44.920 --> 00:52:49.519 get gig game gay, No, don't support Western gaming. 1076 00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:55.639 And I'm like, I'm I'm starting this channel today and 1077 00:52:56.119 --> 00:52:59.480 we're gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna spend so much of 1078 00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:07.320 my night on photoshop building this stupid fucking okay, okay, 1079 00:53:07.360 --> 00:53:11.639 gotcha all our names so you can do it. 1080 00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:13.920 And then you just like we just we just kind 1081 00:53:13.960 --> 00:53:17.280 of float around the manosphere to get shot out some 1082 00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:18.400 like Tait and sneak. O. 1083 00:53:19.199 --> 00:53:21.719 All right, let's move on. I'm actually I'm actually excited. 1084 00:53:21.760 --> 00:53:24.480 I'm really excited about this. All right, last thing, dragon Age, 1085 00:53:24.599 --> 00:53:30.000 some new dragon Age stuff. Sweeny didn't see it. I think, yeah, 1086 00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:31.960 I don't know how you. I don't know how you guys. 1087 00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:37.039 It seems look mixed, but mostly positives. 1088 00:53:37.800 --> 00:53:41.599 Say, it's actually really fun, Like that's what it is, like, 1089 00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:43.000 it's a really fun game. 1090 00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:46.639 At least I think what's gonna happen is the people 1091 00:53:46.800 --> 00:53:50.440 that are thea origin stands. There's nothing you can do 1092 00:53:50.559 --> 00:53:52.320 for them. There's just not it just can't you know, 1093 00:53:52.360 --> 00:53:54.400 it's nothing that so you can't can't really focus on 1094 00:53:54.440 --> 00:53:57.559 that anymore. So I would say focus on people who enjoyed, 1095 00:53:57.800 --> 00:54:01.719 at least even mildly enjoyed it quisition. So then it's like, 1096 00:54:01.800 --> 00:54:05.079 all right, so then there's somewhat of a of a 1097 00:54:05.719 --> 00:54:09.679 decent comparison, and listening to those people, they're like, yeah, 1098 00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.559 I think people are gonna enjoy the game, But there 1099 00:54:11.639 --> 00:54:13.800 are little things here and there, like say, I'm looking 1100 00:54:13.880 --> 00:54:18.639 at that, I don't understand I've actually been really trying. 1101 00:54:18.639 --> 00:54:22.039 I've been trying to find I've been trying to find somebody. 1102 00:54:22.880 --> 00:54:25.360 I've been trying to find a picture of a of 1103 00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:29.639 a Canari that doesn't look absolutely fucking ridiculous, Like, oh, yeah, no, 1104 00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:31.239 the Canari is happening with that? 1105 00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:32.519 What is going on with that? 1106 00:54:32.679 --> 00:54:35.000 They look really silly? Look really. 1107 00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:40.039 Why because it looks like a half human half Kunari thing. 1108 00:54:40.880 --> 00:54:44.320 And I'm like, the made them like people. 1109 00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:49.960 Literally, it literally looks like somebody from the Concord team 1110 00:54:50.280 --> 00:54:54.159 made them. Yeah, like snuck into BioWare and was like, 1111 00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:55.119 let me design. 1112 00:54:58.320 --> 00:55:00.960 I don't understand because dragon age will origins. They just 1113 00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:03.199 look like, you know, oh, they showed them. One guy, 1114 00:55:03.280 --> 00:55:04.599 he just kind of like a nigga, you know. It 1115 00:55:04.679 --> 00:55:05.920 was like, oh, this is like the black people, I 1116 00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:08.480 guess or something. You're like corn rows and ship and 1117 00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:12.400 then and then number two. All of a sudden, I'm like, yo, 1118 00:55:12.639 --> 00:55:15.000 what happened These motherfuckers like demons now? And I was like, 1119 00:55:15.039 --> 00:55:16.840 they look fucking amazing. I was like, this is a 1120 00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:17.840 cool ass design. 1121 00:55:19.079 --> 00:55:21.960 Three. I mean they look the coolest, the cool They 1122 00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:24.119 look amazing too. They're like terrible. 1123 00:55:25.199 --> 00:55:27.960 They're literally t Flings Like, Actually, if I'm not mistaken, 1124 00:55:28.440 --> 00:55:33.320 I think they're like they're like t Flings, Like this 1125 00:55:33.480 --> 00:55:36.199 is the t Flings, These are our own creation. 1126 00:55:37.280 --> 00:55:37.920 Yeah, it's pretty. 1127 00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:42.159 It's the I'm kind of holding on to, like maybe 1128 00:55:42.239 --> 00:55:46.199 they'll have regular looking ones in the game that aren't customizable, 1129 00:55:46.199 --> 00:55:48.199 because I've only seen that customizable ship. 1130 00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:49.400 I'm just trying to. 1131 00:55:49.400 --> 00:55:50.360 See some Canari titties. 1132 00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:50.480 Bro. 1133 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.800 If I'm being honest, Bro, I'm tired. I'm tired of 1134 00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:55.599 like being respectful. Man, I'm just trying to see naked Canari's. Bro. 1135 00:55:56.000 --> 00:55:56.960 Yeah, they did drop the button. 1136 00:55:57.079 --> 00:55:57.719 That's what I'm there for. 1137 00:55:57.960 --> 00:56:00.480 You can go back and play Inquisition see that. I 1138 00:56:00.519 --> 00:56:02.360 think the Iron bowls Penis. I think you see that. 1139 00:56:02.719 --> 00:56:06.360 It's not a for Penis right now, that's later, right, 1140 00:56:06.599 --> 00:56:12.800 fair enough? He I don't know, man, they so far 1141 00:56:12.840 --> 00:56:14.679 over what I've seen the game. It looks kind of cool, 1142 00:56:14.760 --> 00:56:18.840 like I'm kind of flirting with the idea, maybe checking 1143 00:56:18.920 --> 00:56:22.039 it out, But like that Canari design looks fucking like 1144 00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:27.639 objectively objectively it's bad. Like there's no, there's no. It 1145 00:56:27.719 --> 00:56:30.440 astounds me that nobody on the team was like, hey, 1146 00:56:32.440 --> 00:56:33.679 this looks like ship looks so. 1147 00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.039 As much as that, like they're not He's not even 1148 00:56:38.079 --> 00:56:40.119 big the way they're supposed to be. I thought it 1149 00:56:40.199 --> 00:56:42.920 was is it like is are we is? What's happening 1150 00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:46.719 is real Kudari in the game, and he's a hybrid 1151 00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:48.920 because it looks like a half human half Kudari thing. 1152 00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:54.559 Humans have some ship like what their heads can Canaris 1153 00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:55.400 have babies with people? 1154 00:56:55.760 --> 00:56:58.599 As far they've I don't think they've ever you could 1155 00:56:58.639 --> 00:57:00.559 fuck them because but like I don't know if they 1156 00:57:00.559 --> 00:57:03.239 could breed. They've never They've never explored that. 1157 00:57:03.599 --> 00:57:06.519 This game. This is kind of this is kind of 1158 00:57:06.559 --> 00:57:08.760 the thing where like I feel like this is a 1159 00:57:08.840 --> 00:57:13.599 toxic positivity type thing. I think I see the radiation 1160 00:57:13.800 --> 00:57:16.639 of toxic positivity because there's no way an idea like 1161 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.360 this would make it this far into production to the 1162 00:57:19.360 --> 00:57:21.000 point where like this is how the design is going 1163 00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:23.320 to ship unless you had a culture at the studio 1164 00:57:23.480 --> 00:57:27.800 of like, we cannot we can't be truly constructively critical 1165 00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.400 of the work going on here, which apparently was like 1166 00:57:30.440 --> 00:57:32.199 a big reason why Concord looked the way it was. 1167 00:57:32.599 --> 00:57:37.480 That was like Colin broke that story on Sacred It's 1168 00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:40.480 been making the rounds on Twitter it's crazy, but like 1169 00:57:40.639 --> 00:57:44.800 apparently that studio was like that game was really prioritized 1170 00:57:45.559 --> 00:57:47.280 by the higher ups to the point where like any 1171 00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:50.920 any critique was pretty much like not listen to or 1172 00:57:50.960 --> 00:57:53.079 allowed or people didn't feel comfortable like actually saying like 1173 00:57:53.159 --> 00:57:55.320 what looked bad and what didn't look because like it 1174 00:57:55.480 --> 00:57:59.280 was so supported by like upper management and stuff. So 1175 00:57:59.440 --> 00:58:02.199 like that strikes me. Like the Canari design here strikes 1176 00:58:02.239 --> 00:58:04.760 me as something like that, where it's like no self 1177 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:09.880 respecting person could look at that and say, good job sick, Like, 1178 00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:13.400 oh good job, like that you look you need You 1179 00:58:13.440 --> 00:58:15.480 don't have to be a dick, but you do have 1180 00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:18.159 to be straight with people when you're making ship like this, 1181 00:58:18.840 --> 00:58:23.119 because this looks bad, Dude, it does not the game, 1182 00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:25.679 not the overall game, not the gameplay, not the story, 1183 00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:28.199 and not the not the overall visual design. Although like 1184 00:58:28.280 --> 00:58:30.039 that's kind of subjective. I think it kind of looks 1185 00:58:30.079 --> 00:58:34.480 like whatever. But if it was if it was Halo 1186 00:58:34.559 --> 00:58:35.880 and it looked like this, I'd be like a little 1187 00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:38.719 bit weirded out by it for sure, Like it's jarring, 1188 00:58:39.039 --> 00:58:41.000 But like the Canari are the most offensive thing about it, 1189 00:58:41.400 --> 00:58:43.320 Like easily it's by like a one. 1190 00:58:43.280 --> 00:58:47.119 It is fucking mind blowing that and you're probably right, 1191 00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:50.480 which makes me worry about because the most important thing, 1192 00:58:51.000 --> 00:58:54.119 more important than the gameplay really to to dire Daggetage fans, 1193 00:58:54.320 --> 00:59:00.519 is the narrative. The fucking character development is it? Like, 1194 00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:02.880 is there gonna be like a good growth and a 1195 00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:06.440 good arc and shit like that, And if it's something 1196 00:59:06.519 --> 00:59:09.320 like this slips, it does worry me a little bit 1197 00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:12.960 that that could translate to things like, well, will you 1198 00:59:13.000 --> 00:59:14.320 look at the art designer, You're like, this is a 1199 00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:19.119 little funny, and also can be the characters, and like 1200 00:59:19.320 --> 00:59:23.000 Varick is a very well established character since too. If 1201 00:59:23.079 --> 00:59:27.159 he's not classic Verick, god damn, it's gonna be hard 1202 00:59:27.199 --> 00:59:29.519 to get the play it will be around him. If 1203 00:59:29.559 --> 00:59:31.239 he's not like you know what I'm saying, so things 1204 00:59:31.280 --> 00:59:33.159 like that, then I'm like, all right, this is the 1205 00:59:33.320 --> 00:59:36.159 only thing I may not I'm gonna buy it. 1206 00:59:36.239 --> 00:59:38.480 This is just no way around. It's sixty bucks too, 1207 00:59:38.519 --> 00:59:39.639 so it's not even seven. 1208 00:59:40.599 --> 00:59:42.360 I'll buy the fact that you're like trying to like 1209 00:59:42.639 --> 00:59:44.800 do this facade like you're not gonna It's like me 1210 00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:46.800 saying I'm not gonna buy it, like I'm buying a 1211 00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:48.599 fuck out of that gate, Like, there's no way I'm 1212 00:59:48.639 --> 00:59:49.360 not getting the game. 1213 00:59:49.400 --> 00:59:52.079 It's funny how ten dollars actually would have probably changed 1214 00:59:52.119 --> 00:59:54.320 my made a difference for me if if it was 1215 00:59:54.440 --> 00:59:56.239 if it was so that seventy bucks, I probably be like, ah, 1216 00:59:56.239 --> 00:59:56.880 I'm gonna wait for it. 1217 00:59:58.440 --> 01:00:00.480 Ten dollars difference and I'm like, I don't know it 1218 01:00:00.599 --> 01:00:01.880 A way it would take. 1219 01:00:01.920 --> 01:00:04.280 It would take you getting the game and telling me 1220 01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:07.360 it's completely dogs. For me not to buy that game. 1221 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:09.440 You'd have to be like, it's completely dogs. Is there 1222 01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:09.840 anything you like? 1223 01:00:09.920 --> 01:00:11.880 You have to be like no, And I'd be like, 1224 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:12.880 I probably wouldn't get it. 1225 01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:14.960 If you're like, oh, there's this cool there's this cool combo, 1226 01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.559 I'd be like, all right, I guess I guess I'm involved. 1227 01:00:17.599 --> 01:00:18.280 I'll check it out. 1228 01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:21.559 Kind that would hurt my soul so badly if if 1229 01:00:21.599 --> 01:00:23.000 it if the game turned out to be this, It 1230 01:00:23.079 --> 01:00:26.360 can't I just can't. I can't see like I can't 1231 01:00:26.360 --> 01:00:28.079 have been waiting for ten fucking years for a new 1232 01:00:28.960 --> 01:00:33.800 game and I can't imagine it being completely unplayable, unenjoyable. 1233 01:00:34.639 --> 01:00:37.079 That would really But it does scare me a little 1234 01:00:37.119 --> 01:00:40.880 bit because that's how I actually been seeing you know what, 1235 01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:44.480 I've just looked out last night, Mass vact dramas on 1236 01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:46.599 sale again, you know, a bunch of sales Esteems games 1237 01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:50.599 always on sale. I looked at the reviews and there 1238 01:00:50.719 --> 01:00:52.960 was a ton of positive reviews pouring in, and I 1239 01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:54.519 was like, what the fuck's happening. So I started reading 1240 01:00:54.559 --> 01:00:57.320 something on what version of canon is this? And I 1241 01:00:57.480 --> 01:00:59.920 was just like, Okay, there's a lot of people that aren't. 1242 01:01:00.519 --> 01:01:03.480 I guess they're probably not diehard into the trilogy, and 1243 01:01:03.920 --> 01:01:06.800 and so as a standalone game, this game is okay. 1244 01:01:07.880 --> 01:01:10.039 And I feel like people standards are pretty low. But 1245 01:01:10.440 --> 01:01:12.639 I think that's the biggest thing. If you're not aware 1246 01:01:12.679 --> 01:01:14.599 of any of the other games, and you play this 1247 01:01:14.719 --> 01:01:17.519 as just a sci fi third person shooter, it's okay, 1248 01:01:18.800 --> 01:01:21.000 It's it's uh when the thing that makes it so 1249 01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:24.599 shitty is thinking about how vast the other fucking games 1250 01:01:24.639 --> 01:01:29.119 were and how diverse their aliens were, and how fucking 1251 01:01:29.320 --> 01:01:33.119 lame the like the Reapers and shit were cool and stuff, 1252 01:01:33.159 --> 01:01:36.039 and then now this this new alien and then drama. 1253 01:01:36.039 --> 01:01:37.280 You're in a whole new galaxy and this was the 1254 01:01:37.360 --> 01:01:39.760 best that they can fucking come up with. These purple 1255 01:01:40.000 --> 01:01:42.360 dumb niggas, and then they just get turned into a 1256 01:01:42.679 --> 01:01:46.599 like these subservient rock niggas, and then like it's and 1257 01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:50.039 then there's just these robot things. They're revenue. It's so 1258 01:01:50.400 --> 01:01:54.280 fucking blame. But like if you didn't have anything to compare. 1259 01:01:54.000 --> 01:01:57.320 It to, not too bad. It's like are the are the? 1260 01:01:57.960 --> 01:01:58.159 Are the? 1261 01:01:58.280 --> 01:02:00.280 Because you're in a no galaxy. That's the biggest problems 1262 01:02:00.280 --> 01:02:03.000 here a new galaxy, and they're they're still so similar 1263 01:02:03.039 --> 01:02:04.639 to us. That's the big time I give from everybody, 1264 01:02:04.719 --> 01:02:05.880 like just humanoids. 1265 01:02:05.960 --> 01:02:07.679 I was like, are you fucking kidding me? 1266 01:02:07.800 --> 01:02:10.480 Do something like I love the Elkore, you know, and 1267 01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:13.800 like like in the in the fucking Milky Way, where 1268 01:02:13.840 --> 01:02:17.880 like it's so clear that these dudes are very far 1269 01:02:18.000 --> 01:02:19.559 away from like a Turian or a. 1270 01:02:19.599 --> 01:02:22.360 Human or something. They're not from here. They're not from here. 1271 01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:26.039 There's something very different about these guys or the fucking 1272 01:02:26.119 --> 01:02:27.760 Hanna are those jellyfish dudes? 1273 01:02:28.199 --> 01:02:29.280 Like like this is cool? 1274 01:02:29.480 --> 01:02:34.119 And then they gave us jelly purple dick like they suck. 1275 01:02:34.239 --> 01:02:36.760 They look like like, oh, it's a Barti character or 1276 01:02:36.800 --> 01:02:39.199 something Barty and Friends. I was like, these guys suck 1277 01:02:39.760 --> 01:02:41.559 and then their feet are kind of like Korean's And 1278 01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:43.079 I'm like, this is so lazy. 1279 01:02:43.199 --> 01:02:46.440 Holy ship if you've never what were they called in that? 1280 01:02:46.559 --> 01:02:49.039 And I can't even remember what they're called. I said. 1281 01:02:53.920 --> 01:02:57.400 Slip because that ship was ass. I can't even remember 1282 01:02:57.400 --> 01:02:57.880 what they're called. 1283 01:02:59.159 --> 01:03:08.079 Duh and drama to purple, nevermember what they're called. Someone's 1284 01:03:08.159 --> 01:03:10.119 Google's just that that's how they care, That's how they 1285 01:03:10.199 --> 01:03:13.840 moved through Google. Oh e they're called. I can't remember 1286 01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:15.559 what they're called. Eh. I forgot about that. 1287 01:03:15.719 --> 01:03:19.159 How un inspired they were. I can't even remember for 1288 01:03:19.199 --> 01:03:23.679 the life I mean, hold on, let me let me 1289 01:03:23.760 --> 01:03:26.440 click that. I remember the guy's name is Jarrell. 1290 01:03:26.519 --> 01:03:29.480 I think, is that right? Or no, that's that Superman's. 1291 01:03:30.079 --> 01:03:34.559 I don't know that I said. I didn't even pick 1292 01:03:34.679 --> 01:03:35.079 up on it. 1293 01:03:35.480 --> 01:03:37.960 I don't even know if that's it's something close to that. 1294 01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:41.559 I think, I you see, you see that's a problem 1295 01:03:42.519 --> 01:03:46.079 j'ell Jael is that it. Jall is shown to be 1296 01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:47.960 a straightforward ally, but Jall is part. 1297 01:03:47.800 --> 01:03:53.679 Of the and and Sary and garn resist. I don't 1298 01:03:53.719 --> 01:03:56.840 even know, dude, see as a mass effect. 1299 01:03:56.880 --> 01:03:59.639 Fucking stand it's you know it's bad when I can't 1300 01:03:59.639 --> 01:04:03.320 even remem remember, like what these guys are and I 1301 01:04:03.440 --> 01:04:06.440 played just a few months ago. Remember just a few 1302 01:04:06.480 --> 01:04:08.920 months ago, I was fucking around with this game and 1303 01:04:09.199 --> 01:04:10.039 I couldn't finish it. 1304 01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:12.840 I was like, this sucks. I can't And I'm like, but. 1305 01:04:13.440 --> 01:04:15.960 If I had never played any of the other Mass Effects, 1306 01:04:16.320 --> 01:04:19.239 this might be an okay, like, oh, you know, that 1307 01:04:19.360 --> 01:04:22.280 was an interesting story because it's so not tied to 1308 01:04:22.519 --> 01:04:27.519 the original trilogy that even like the references, there's barely 1309 01:04:27.519 --> 01:04:29.000 any references to the old trilogy. 1310 01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.119 They don't talk about the fucking war. 1311 01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:33.320 Really, they don't talk about like all the shit that 1312 01:04:33.440 --> 01:04:34.960 was going down by the time they left. 1313 01:04:35.480 --> 01:04:38.840 So because you just wait, so explain to me what happened, 1314 01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:41.599 so pretty much after everything happens with three if you 1315 01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:44.639 do the basic ending, and drama to picks up afterwards 1316 01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:46.639 to people from okay. 1317 01:04:46.440 --> 01:04:47.119 No, so what happened? 1318 01:04:47.119 --> 01:04:52.760 No, andrama picks up. I think around the second games. 1319 01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:57.039 I'm sorry, I think it's number two because basically they're 1320 01:04:57.119 --> 01:05:01.239 doing this mission to just, oh, we want to colonize 1321 01:05:01.280 --> 01:05:04.360 another galaxy. Essentially, we want to make sure that the 1322 01:05:04.440 --> 01:05:07.119 humans survive, or it's not even humans, it's just the 1323 01:05:07.239 --> 01:05:10.519 Milky Way residents survive, so they're going over here to 1324 01:05:11.239 --> 01:05:16.119 undertake this mission. If I remember correctly, it it I 1325 01:05:16.199 --> 01:05:19.719 think it might be into response of, uh, the Reapers, 1326 01:05:19.760 --> 01:05:23.239 but I can't remember specifically. I I but it's not 1327 01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:26.920 a this is not a post. This is I think 1328 01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:29.199 I can just look it up real fast, because it's 1329 01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:31.320 been so long since I've done like I've looked up 1330 01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:35.000 anything in this game. What I'm saying possibly could be 1331 01:05:35.039 --> 01:05:36.039 one hundred percent wrong. 1332 01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:41.239 Let me just look at real fast Mass Effect Andromeda. 1333 01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:46.599 I'm looking at I'm looking up, I'm looking this ship up, 1334 01:05:46.639 --> 01:05:53.159 and man, it's pretty right. Like I can't there's such 1335 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:56.840 a there's such a suck energy to like every screenshot 1336 01:05:56.880 --> 01:05:59.800 from Massifact and Drama. It's crazy, like like every image 1337 01:05:59.800 --> 01:06:03.360 that I see if it just screams suck like it 1338 01:06:03.639 --> 01:06:08.480 feels just suck. It's crazy. Yeah. So it's it doesn't 1339 01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:08.960 look good. 1340 01:06:09.079 --> 01:06:12.639 It's it's it's between yeah Mass Effect two and three. Yeah, 1341 01:06:12.719 --> 01:06:15.159 so yeah, this is like a response to I think 1342 01:06:15.199 --> 01:06:18.480 it was for like a survival thing, because it might, 1343 01:06:18.639 --> 01:06:21.280 you know, it might just everybody. 1344 01:06:21.239 --> 01:06:23.599 Shot Sarah and he was like, I gotta come back 1345 01:06:23.679 --> 01:06:25.400 in the future and kill and then they were like, 1346 01:06:25.559 --> 01:06:28.000 which probably get out of here. We probably pack up 1347 01:06:28.039 --> 01:06:30.199 and move bit. Oh weird. 1348 01:06:30.480 --> 01:06:34.000 The characters compared to the original trilogy, Like I said, 1349 01:06:34.000 --> 01:06:36.920 the character suck. I like the old Krogan. He's like 1350 01:06:36.920 --> 01:06:39.960 a thousand years old or something. Good character, like an 1351 01:06:40.039 --> 01:06:43.159 old Crogan. Yeah, they don't. They not live very low. 1352 01:06:43.199 --> 01:06:46.239 They live to like about a thousand something for a 1353 01:06:46.280 --> 01:06:50.679 long time. Yeah Krogan. Sorry, they live long as ship. So, 1354 01:06:50.920 --> 01:06:55.280 like he's crazy because Krogans are just badass in general. 1355 01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:57.199 They're just they're just no nonsense and they just talk 1356 01:06:57.199 --> 01:06:59.719 a lot of shit. So he's just fun by default. 1357 01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:03.719 Like he's like a like a patriarch or like kind 1358 01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:07.719 of a type of character. So he's pretty cool. Yeah, 1359 01:07:07.880 --> 01:07:11.280 everybody else kind of sucks. Everybody, all all the other characters. 1360 01:07:11.760 --> 01:07:14.840 The human chick that not a lesbian but looks like one, 1361 01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:20.159 she sucks. The British black dude sucks. He's so he's 1362 01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:23.400 at least he's better than h what's his name, Taylor, 1363 01:07:23.480 --> 01:07:26.360 Jacob Jesus Christ. It's like they try to make the 1364 01:07:26.440 --> 01:07:29.159 Green Lantern John Stewart, except for just strip him of 1365 01:07:29.280 --> 01:07:33.000 any personality. It was like, make this black military. 1366 01:07:33.360 --> 01:07:35.280 And then have him his loyalty mission is kind of 1367 01:07:35.320 --> 01:07:37.519 in then it doesn't really go any but then it 1368 01:07:37.559 --> 01:07:38.719 doesn't really go anywhere. 1369 01:07:38.400 --> 01:07:45.880 After Jacob is kind of like his dad really good mission, beautiful, beautiful, 1370 01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:48.559 fucking I love how like they really showcase when you 1371 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:51.920 first land how beautiful this fucking this planet is and 1372 01:07:52.000 --> 01:07:54.199 where he's from. Yeah, so, or the where they crash landed, 1373 01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:56.639 where they're like where they crash landed, and so it's like, oh, 1374 01:07:56.719 --> 01:07:58.480 this is beautiful and stuff, and it's a cool mission 1375 01:07:58.480 --> 01:08:01.079 seeing that his dad's a a fucking dumb piece of 1376 01:08:01.119 --> 01:08:03.119 ship and took advantage of the people and made them 1377 01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:06.000 eat the poison fruit, and so I was a cool mission. 1378 01:08:06.480 --> 01:08:09.039 But like after that that was the most interesting thing. 1379 01:08:09.679 --> 01:08:13.559 And Jacob there was times in the game where he 1380 01:08:13.599 --> 01:08:16.079 would push back to even talk to him. 1381 01:08:16.680 --> 01:08:18.159 Oh no, it's not a good time. So I'm like, 1382 01:08:18.159 --> 01:08:22.039 what the fuck, what what is this? I'm like, I 1383 01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:25.039 never I don't think I talked to Jacob once, and 1384 01:08:25.159 --> 01:08:29.199 it is because he's yeah, like after I did his utimasion, 1385 01:08:29.199 --> 01:08:32.319 I didn't, I didn't bring him anywhere. I've never not 1386 01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:32.880 used him. 1387 01:08:32.920 --> 01:08:34.760 I mean, I'm sorry, I've never used him except for 1388 01:08:34.760 --> 01:08:37.359 the loyalty mission, right that he used Jacob a few times, 1389 01:08:37.399 --> 01:08:37.800 but then like. 1390 01:08:38.319 --> 01:08:40.079 What is he even go for? What does he do? 1391 01:08:40.359 --> 01:08:42.760 I don't even remember. I don't I think he's an infiltrator? 1392 01:08:43.279 --> 01:08:46.279 Is he because I literally don't. I couldn't tell. I 1393 01:08:46.439 --> 01:08:48.920 don't remember. The thing is he had a pole field. 1394 01:08:49.119 --> 01:08:51.000 He had a pole field for a while, which was 1395 01:08:51.159 --> 01:08:53.439 which was helpful, but then I got it and then 1396 01:08:53.439 --> 01:08:56.039 I was like, oh, well, I'm not using you for 1397 01:08:56.119 --> 01:08:58.520 fucking literally anywhere. And to be fair, like I did 1398 01:08:58.560 --> 01:09:01.560 avoid him primarily because he is black, but he did 1399 01:09:01.720 --> 01:09:04.680 scare me. He did scare me. He did like he 1400 01:09:04.800 --> 01:09:07.439 made he made me like across the street and welcome 1401 01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:12.399 to But I think, look at that's right. This is 1402 01:09:12.439 --> 01:09:14.239 the first thing I'm gonna this is my first video 1403 01:09:14.359 --> 01:09:17.159 on on on my on my drifting channel, is is 1404 01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:20.800 it's gonna be the problem with why Jacob Taylor shouldn't 1405 01:09:20.840 --> 01:09:23.680 have been in mass effect at all, And it's it's 1406 01:09:23.720 --> 01:09:25.279 gonna be nothing to do with the fact that he 1407 01:09:25.479 --> 01:09:27.319 just isn't a great character. It's gonna be all to 1408 01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:28.800 do with the fact that he's clear with the thumb 1409 01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:38.960 nael black dude brilliant. Why are you black? You're making 1410 01:09:39.000 --> 01:09:41.800 a lot of good points there. The problem is that 1411 01:09:42.000 --> 01:09:42.680 Jacob is like. 1412 01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:49.640 It's hard to not just use Garrison that game, but 1413 01:09:49.760 --> 01:09:52.439 he's just like it's kind of like it's a real 1414 01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:57.560 effort to use him just because he's so broken, Like he's. 1415 01:09:57.560 --> 01:10:01.159 So but I will take look. I enjoy, like, say, 1416 01:10:01.960 --> 01:10:03.840 just for the banter. I like to hear some of 1417 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:06.560 like Morton, I love his banter. I love how Eric. 1418 01:10:07.279 --> 01:10:08.880 I just look because he's just like I know I'm 1419 01:10:08.920 --> 01:10:10.479 the ship. I know I'm so smart and all this stuff, 1420 01:10:10.520 --> 01:10:12.399 and he's like pretty eran, I love it. And it's 1421 01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:14.199 fucking if you talk to him long enough, Like his 1422 01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:16.560 show tunes. He showed like he gets into his show 1423 01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:19.319 tunes and he breaks out into into to dance and song. 1424 01:10:19.600 --> 01:10:22.079 It's fucking amazing. It's just like this is these are cool. 1425 01:10:22.920 --> 01:10:24.560 Jacob doesn't do anything like that. 1426 01:10:24.760 --> 01:10:27.840 He's just like, yeah, stuff happened, and I did stuff 1427 01:10:27.960 --> 01:10:31.199 and yeah, and I'm like wow, Wow. 1428 01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:32.159 What a contrast. 1429 01:10:32.520 --> 01:10:37.640 Like Fane Creoles, he's kind of flat too, but really interesting, 1430 01:10:38.720 --> 01:10:40.960 like you know, like this this is this like religious 1431 01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:45.960 assassin guy, Like it's he's flat but also compelling. 1432 01:10:46.039 --> 01:10:48.039 I was like, man, I look, I like, I like 1433 01:10:48.119 --> 01:10:50.079 Fane in kind a bit. And when I when I 1434 01:10:50.720 --> 01:10:52.760 when I got to Fanne, I remember feeling like, oh, 1435 01:10:52.800 --> 01:10:54.640 I don't know, this is kind of bland. But then 1436 01:10:54.720 --> 01:10:56.039 like by the end of it, I was like, oh no, 1437 01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:59.399 this is is a dope. Yeah. I don't know what 1438 01:10:59.439 --> 01:11:00.760 the hell happened, man Like, I don't know if all 1439 01:11:00.760 --> 01:11:02.640 the riders left or whatever, but like any. 1440 01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:08.800 That's exact, that is what happened. That's why I'm a 1441 01:11:08.880 --> 01:11:09.760 little bit afraid of. 1442 01:11:11.960 --> 01:11:12.720 The vil Guard. 1443 01:11:12.760 --> 01:11:15.760 I'm a little bit like just little things that aren't 1444 01:11:15.760 --> 01:11:17.680 a big deal, but they're kind of starting to add 1445 01:11:17.720 --> 01:11:18.239 up a little bit. 1446 01:11:18.600 --> 01:11:20.880 That game has to be a four out of ten 1447 01:11:20.960 --> 01:11:23.920 for me not to buy. It's there's just I'm a 1448 01:11:23.960 --> 01:11:25.319 little I'm just concerned that's. 1449 01:11:25.159 --> 01:11:25.720 I'm gonna buy. 1450 01:11:25.880 --> 01:11:28.000 I'm sorry, I'm gonna say I am gonna buy to 1451 01:11:28.159 --> 01:11:31.039 but there's little things adding up that I'm ignoring, you know, 1452 01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:34.199 little things that are just I'm just thinking. 1453 01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:35.960 That I heard the game is fun. I heard there's 1454 01:11:36.000 --> 01:11:39.479 some really cool character moments. So I'm like, all right, cool, 1455 01:11:39.720 --> 01:11:42.600 I'll try. If it's bad, I'll just I don't know, 1456 01:11:42.720 --> 01:11:44.880 I'll kill myself on stream, like. 1457 01:11:48.199 --> 01:11:49.840 With the longest gun you can find. 1458 01:11:50.199 --> 01:11:53.560 Just just It'll be in the kitchen and then we 1459 01:11:53.600 --> 01:11:55.800 will be like Kingston, what's just I'm like, don't worry. 1460 01:11:55.880 --> 01:11:59.880 I love you, though. It'd be like an elephant rifle 1461 01:12:00.199 --> 01:12:00.680 that's singing you. 1462 01:12:00.720 --> 01:12:03.600 Fucking you have another webcam so that's in the corner 1463 01:12:03.760 --> 01:12:05.680 of your screen that shows it from the kitchen, like 1464 01:12:05.760 --> 01:12:12.520 gets the splatter on it, sladder. Why are you you gay? Doude? 1465 01:12:12.520 --> 01:12:14.760 That fucking did you see that guy? That's like, uh, 1466 01:12:15.279 --> 01:12:18.119 someone called it reverse gas lighting. They're like, when I 1467 01:12:18.159 --> 01:12:20.520 snapped my fingers, you'll forget that you were ever gay. 1468 01:12:20.800 --> 01:12:22.840 And then the guy's like I was never gay. It's 1469 01:12:22.880 --> 01:12:25.720 like it's so good that it is so good. 1470 01:12:25.760 --> 01:12:27.920 That's it. That dude, that that did even reminded me 1471 01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:31.119 of Like that reminded me of like a Leslie Nielsen 1472 01:12:32.359 --> 01:12:36.640 uh like style. That was like a late seventies early 1473 01:12:36.760 --> 01:12:39.319 eighties kind of like joke, I fuck with that. Yeah, 1474 01:12:39.399 --> 01:12:41.239 that would be written. It's like if I snapped my fingers, 1475 01:12:41.279 --> 01:12:42.680 you'll forget you the gag. 1476 01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:46.359 Was was never gay. 1477 01:12:46.399 --> 01:12:52.039 It's like, yeah, yeah, exactly, that was good. That was 1478 01:12:52.119 --> 01:12:54.520 I was like this is fucking just they both played 1479 01:12:54.520 --> 01:12:56.800 their parts so well. That was that was so good. 1480 01:12:56.960 --> 01:12:57.680 Yeah, it was great. 1481 01:12:58.039 --> 01:12:59.920 That's that's a that's a great clip. 1482 01:13:00.199 --> 01:13:01.880 I've cured you, friend, I've cured you. 1483 01:13:01.960 --> 01:13:07.720 You're better now, exactly, you're all better now. You can't 1484 01:13:07.840 --> 01:13:10.720 just you can't just to snap your fingers and state 1485 01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:13.439 the something and I am I'm just not gay? 1486 01:13:13.640 --> 01:13:14.000 All right? 1487 01:13:14.720 --> 01:13:16.800 Should we move on to a question. I forgot to 1488 01:13:16.920 --> 01:13:20.880 do the intro? Oh well, I forgot I forgot to 1489 01:13:20.920 --> 01:13:22.720 say I did I did the intro. I forgot to say. 1490 01:13:23.239 --> 01:13:25.399 Go to patreon dot com, slash a snark tank, whatever. 1491 01:13:26.039 --> 01:13:28.600 I'll try to remember that next sound. But we're gonna 1492 01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:31.319 go into questions now. Remember you can leave us a 1493 01:13:31.359 --> 01:13:33.359 question over at patreon dot com slash a snark tank, 1494 01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:36.079 throw us a throw us a penny or two over there, 1495 01:13:36.359 --> 01:13:38.000 and get your question right. On the show, we get 1496 01:13:38.000 --> 01:13:40.479 a lot of questions, so sometimes there are sometimes we 1497 01:13:40.520 --> 01:13:42.000 miss them. But if we miss him, there's pretty good 1498 01:13:42.039 --> 01:13:44.039 chance that they might end up on an extra AMMO, 1499 01:13:44.079 --> 01:13:47.039 which are Patreon exclusive episodes that are only available to 1500 01:13:47.079 --> 01:13:49.880 patron So go check that stuff out if you, if 1501 01:13:49.960 --> 01:13:56.600 you so desire. So, yeah, let's start with us. Start 1502 01:13:56.640 --> 01:14:00.720 with this one. Uh, Freddy your biggest fan, and he says, sup, 1503 01:14:01.279 --> 01:14:05.000 stop older brothers. My beautiful, gorgeous girlfriend is moving four 1504 01:14:05.039 --> 01:14:07.520 hours to university. How do I stay in touch? I 1505 01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:10.079 like that now, this is like a gorgeous girlfriend. I 1506 01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:13.000 like that. You're getting points for that one. You're getta 1507 01:14:13.000 --> 01:14:17.640 You're getting points. Listen, man, uh I, I don't know. 1508 01:14:18.600 --> 01:14:21.560 Long distance stuff is a lot easier today than it 1509 01:14:21.680 --> 01:14:23.880 ever has been. So like part of me is like, 1510 01:14:24.359 --> 01:14:27.800 I don't know, man, just if it's worth it, Just 1511 01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:31.880 just I don't know, man, Just FaceTime this discord, play 1512 01:14:31.960 --> 01:14:34.279 play stuff together. I don't know. There's so many ways 1513 01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:36.560 to keep in keep in touch now, Like I think 1514 01:14:36.600 --> 01:14:39.399 about so like my older family or like like my 1515 01:14:39.520 --> 01:14:42.199 friend's older family, and they were like, yeah, my husband's. 1516 01:14:41.880 --> 01:14:44.560 Just in the war for five. 1517 01:14:46.279 --> 01:14:48.720 Yeah, he's just in the war for fucking you know. 1518 01:14:48.760 --> 01:14:51.560 And I get a letter sometimes and it's like if 1519 01:14:51.600 --> 01:14:53.199 they can figure it out, you can figure it out 1520 01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:55.159 with like all this communication at your. 1521 01:14:55.119 --> 01:14:56.960 Disc for sure. But at the same time that's what 1522 01:14:57.279 --> 01:15:00.520 leads to the idea of people like feeling the what 1523 01:15:00.720 --> 01:15:03.039 is it called fomooo? 1524 01:15:03.359 --> 01:15:06.720 What do you mean? Because before like say homo no, 1525 01:15:06.880 --> 01:15:08.920 I said pho no. I'm curious about no. I didn't 1526 01:15:08.960 --> 01:15:13.560 say homo no. I'm curious about what you mean by fomo. 1527 01:15:13.720 --> 01:15:14.319 What the idea? 1528 01:15:15.039 --> 01:15:17.239 Because because of the Internet and how much more connected 1529 01:15:17.279 --> 01:15:20.079 we are to everything, people being alone makes them feel 1530 01:15:20.119 --> 01:15:22.119 more alone because seeing people not being alone, if that 1531 01:15:22.199 --> 01:15:23.079 makes any sense. 1532 01:15:23.560 --> 01:15:24.800 I know what you mean. I think I know what 1533 01:15:24.880 --> 01:15:27.520 you mean. Yeah, like it was more routine. 1534 01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:29.680 People weren't as fucked up on it back then because 1535 01:15:29.720 --> 01:15:31.880 it was so routine to not really contact each other, 1536 01:15:32.520 --> 01:15:36.119 you know. As a great example of that, my uh, 1537 01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:40.159 let's see, my my so JoJo's mom didn't grow up 1538 01:15:40.199 --> 01:15:43.840 with FaceTime or anything, obviously, fucking she's in her fifties, 1539 01:15:44.600 --> 01:15:49.880 but now she's so connected to it, she like it's 1540 01:15:49.920 --> 01:15:53.720 a thing and texting regularly, where before it was one 1541 01:15:53.720 --> 01:15:56.880 of those things where my mom's like be back before 1542 01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:58.880 sundown or something back in the day, and I wouldn't 1543 01:15:58.880 --> 01:16:02.439 hear from her at all. And then now my friend 1544 01:16:02.760 --> 01:16:05.520 Jojo fucking parents blowing up their phone all the time, 1545 01:16:05.560 --> 01:16:08.520 and I'm like, weird, how you didn't even grow up 1546 01:16:08.560 --> 01:16:10.239 with this shit, but you got attached to this now 1547 01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:13.199 and now you're constantly kind of dependent on and so 1548 01:16:13.399 --> 01:16:17.479 hopefully you guys weren't like in a in a situation 1549 01:16:17.560 --> 01:16:19.800 where you guys were constantly blowing each other up, because 1550 01:16:19.840 --> 01:16:22.199 it might be a little difficult of an adjustment period. 1551 01:16:22.600 --> 01:16:25.520 But if you're like my ass who uh doesn't really 1552 01:16:25.600 --> 01:16:28.920 talk to anybody and I try to explain everyone no offense, 1553 01:16:29.079 --> 01:16:31.920 I just I just fucking burnt out all the time. 1554 01:16:32.560 --> 01:16:33.119 I just don't. 1555 01:16:33.439 --> 01:16:34.399 I don't talk to anybody. 1556 01:16:34.479 --> 01:16:36.760 People like, Oh, my buddy, he lives in Glendale and 1557 01:16:36.800 --> 01:16:38.159 he's like, hey, man, let's go to lunch. You know, 1558 01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:39.439 I haven't seen you in like fucking ten years. 1559 01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:42.199 I'm like, heh, yeah, you know. I'm like, he doesn't 1560 01:16:42.199 --> 01:16:43.520 even live that far away, and I was just like, yeah, 1561 01:16:43.640 --> 01:16:46.880 I want just you know. 1562 01:16:47.319 --> 01:16:51.520 So if you guys can handle that, like I mean, 1563 01:16:51.600 --> 01:16:54.399 y'all can make it work. Man like christ, But. 1564 01:16:54.840 --> 01:16:56.840 If you're mature enough and if by the way you 1565 01:16:56.920 --> 01:17:00.479 describe very clearly, you like really really care for this person, 1566 01:17:01.079 --> 01:17:01.560 and if. 1567 01:17:01.439 --> 01:17:02.920 You care for them, you know, the work will work 1568 01:17:02.960 --> 01:17:03.520 itself out. 1569 01:17:03.560 --> 01:17:05.720 When like I've never I've never really done along disre 1570 01:17:05.760 --> 01:17:07.960 relationship because I just feel like I'm not I'm not 1571 01:17:08.039 --> 01:17:10.319 equipped for it personally, I don't think I have the 1572 01:17:10.760 --> 01:17:12.600 ability to be able to deal with it. Yeah, but 1573 01:17:12.800 --> 01:17:14.479 it's possible. I've seen people make it work. 1574 01:17:14.560 --> 01:17:16.720 So if it it works, I've definitely I've made it, 1575 01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:18.800 even even the prior ones before. 1576 01:17:20.399 --> 01:17:22.600 You know, this sounds stupid to say, because like I 1577 01:17:22.720 --> 01:17:24.359 maybe even question other people that will say this, but 1578 01:17:25.279 --> 01:17:28.520 them not the prior ones that I've had. They they 1579 01:17:28.560 --> 01:17:31.399 didn't work out. It was because of you know, my 1580 01:17:31.560 --> 01:17:32.680 partner at the time. 1581 01:17:32.840 --> 01:17:35.119 The woman. It's always the woman's fault. 1582 01:17:35.199 --> 01:17:37.520 No, Like I've always been, I've always personally been willing 1583 01:17:37.560 --> 01:17:39.640 to put in the effort. And since I've been doing 1584 01:17:39.760 --> 01:17:42.880 this job for like eight years or something like that, that, uh, 1585 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:46.680 I'm so flexible that it's easy for me to fucking 1586 01:17:46.760 --> 01:17:48.399 work with shit like this where I could just fly 1587 01:17:48.560 --> 01:17:50.319 over to another country and hang out for a while 1588 01:17:50.359 --> 01:17:53.000 and still work. And so it was really easy for 1589 01:17:53.079 --> 01:17:55.119 me to do this type of shit. And so if 1590 01:17:55.159 --> 01:17:58.840 four hours to me would be like oh cool, it 1591 01:17:58.840 --> 01:18:01.479 would be like driving to Vegas, you know, So essentially 1592 01:18:01.640 --> 01:18:03.560 it wouldn't be too too bad to every once in 1593 01:18:03.600 --> 01:18:05.319 a while just come and drive over there or even 1594 01:18:05.439 --> 01:18:07.560 just catch a plane. If if the cheap, the flights 1595 01:18:07.600 --> 01:18:09.399 are cheap, just to see each other every once in 1596 01:18:09.439 --> 01:18:13.680 a while, which would would satiate me, would satisfy me personally, 1597 01:18:14.239 --> 01:18:15.239 to be like, oh, that's cool. 1598 01:18:15.399 --> 01:18:16.520 You know, we're grinding. 1599 01:18:17.520 --> 01:18:20.039 And as long as you guys are both serious about this, 1600 01:18:20.119 --> 01:18:22.079 you're gonna it'll be fine as long because that's really 1601 01:18:22.079 --> 01:18:23.960 the biggest thing, as long as both of you all 1602 01:18:23.960 --> 01:18:26.159 are serious about this ship. Because if one person's kind 1603 01:18:26.199 --> 01:18:29.239 of like, what is it like one foot like you know, oh, 1604 01:18:29.760 --> 01:18:31.640 you're kind of like not only one foot in the water, 1605 01:18:32.359 --> 01:18:34.800 then that's just like, no, nigga, you gotta both feed 1606 01:18:34.880 --> 01:18:35.800 in both feeding. 1607 01:18:35.880 --> 01:18:37.880 That's it. I wish I wish my girlfriend would be 1608 01:18:37.960 --> 01:18:41.079 gone for four hours away from me constantly. It would 1609 01:18:41.119 --> 01:18:41.960 be amazing. 1610 01:18:42.159 --> 01:18:44.560 Hey, man, I mean, you can spend too much time 1611 01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:45.520 with fucking anybody. 1612 01:18:45.920 --> 01:18:47.720 You can't like if you if you're with somebody, if 1613 01:18:47.760 --> 01:18:50.079 you with someone all the time, I'm like, damn, nigga, 1614 01:18:50.119 --> 01:18:55.119 not all right, all right, but good luck to both 1615 01:18:55.119 --> 01:18:55.199 of you. 1616 01:18:55.560 --> 01:18:59.960 You look at you and your gorgeous girlfriend. Yeah, hope 1617 01:19:00.239 --> 01:19:02.680 you guys not about prosperity. Honestly, hope Diddy don't get 1618 01:19:02.720 --> 01:19:02.880 to her. 1619 01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:08.239 Man, Oh my god, well, she's saved from Did. 1620 01:19:09.800 --> 01:19:14.159 She moved closer to Diddy? Right by right by jail? 1621 01:19:14.359 --> 01:19:17.640 I think, yeah, right by his cell, right by his cell, 1622 01:19:18.319 --> 01:19:21.720 like there is her her class and then his cell. 1623 01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:25.279 You can see in the window he's he's just staring 1624 01:19:25.319 --> 01:19:25.600 at her. 1625 01:19:27.439 --> 01:19:27.800 Exactly. 1626 01:19:27.920 --> 01:19:30.960 Dude, come over here and speak to me right now. 1627 01:19:31.039 --> 01:19:32.960 Come bring me a file in a cake. 1628 01:19:36.479 --> 01:19:42.920 Taking away. He slips out of the bars. Dude, he 1629 01:19:43.079 --> 01:19:45.000 just puts, he puts, he puts a little bit on 1630 01:19:45.079 --> 01:19:47.000 his fingers and he gets slipped through the bar. That's 1631 01:19:47.159 --> 01:19:49.760 He's like, you gotta save the product. 1632 01:19:53.119 --> 01:19:54.960 Riley delete wrote it, and he says, hey, Chris, Derek, 1633 01:19:55.319 --> 01:19:58.279 Derek and Sweeney. I'll be brief guests. Can we have 1634 01:19:58.439 --> 01:20:01.079 more new or returning guests on the show like Jayalen, Jojo, 1635 01:20:01.279 --> 01:20:04.279 Lily and Moore. Jalen's even how you guys met? Thanks 1636 01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:08.039 guys enjoy the start of fall. Riley, Yeah, we'll have more, 1637 01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:11.239 like I think actually in the next I don't want 1638 01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:14.319 to necessarily make this promise exactly because I don't know 1639 01:20:14.399 --> 01:20:16.560 exactly if this will happen, but definitely I think in 1640 01:20:16.600 --> 01:20:21.039 the next like two weeks, there's there's a one guest 1641 01:20:21.319 --> 01:20:24.840 that I'm in the process of making getting ready for it. 1642 01:20:24.920 --> 01:20:27.680 But then I think Jalen will also be I think 1643 01:20:27.720 --> 01:20:30.880 Jalen's gonna be the first in person one that will 1644 01:20:30.920 --> 01:20:33.520 definitely happen. I can pretty safely say that'll happen within 1645 01:20:33.520 --> 01:20:37.399 the next couple of weeks, and then there's one in 1646 01:20:37.520 --> 01:20:42.960 the immediate you know, hopefully pretty soon. Even before that 1647 01:20:44.039 --> 01:20:47.880 that will be kind of a fun one, largely teased 1648 01:20:48.319 --> 01:20:51.439 or largely anticipated. So yeah, there will be there will 1649 01:20:51.479 --> 01:20:55.520 be more guests, returning guests though, Yeah, probably. I definitely 1650 01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:57.479 want to get Actman on, Like that's the thing. It's like, 1651 01:20:57.520 --> 01:20:59.880 I want I want Actman to be in the studio 1652 01:21:00.159 --> 01:21:02.119 this so if I can figure out a way to 1653 01:21:02.199 --> 01:21:04.600 get him to justify coming down. He was just here 1654 01:21:04.680 --> 01:21:06.520 for like Viccan or whatever. So it might be a 1655 01:21:06.560 --> 01:21:08.640 little bit too soon, but I definitely want to get 1656 01:21:09.560 --> 01:21:16.119 like another content person in the studio with us before 1657 01:21:16.159 --> 01:21:18.079 the end of the year. I don't know how plausible 1658 01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:19.800 that will be. I don't know, but it feels like 1659 01:21:19.840 --> 01:21:21.560 it will. It feels like it's possible, Like I don't 1660 01:21:21.880 --> 01:21:24.479 I don't know, but that is a focus for sure. 1661 01:21:24.479 --> 01:21:26.399 Really outwardly said she would never do the show again. 1662 01:21:26.399 --> 01:21:27.760 So I don't know. Maybe she's we should be a 1663 01:21:27.760 --> 01:21:31.119 little difficult. Lily said never never again, said she fucking 1664 01:21:31.159 --> 01:21:34.520 hates everything about this ship. You know, we'll figure it out. Bullshit. 1665 01:21:34.840 --> 01:21:36.079 Now I'm forcing her on the show. I don't know. 1666 01:21:36.479 --> 01:21:40.000 She says that's bullshit. I'm gonna strap her out everything 1667 01:21:40.000 --> 01:21:42.960 about the podcast, he said, particularly Derek makes her. She 1668 01:21:43.039 --> 01:21:47.399 said something about uh, Jim Crow and Derek. I don't know, man, 1669 01:21:48.520 --> 01:21:50.199 it was really intense. I got scared and I kind 1670 01:21:50.199 --> 01:21:51.600 of ran out the room when she started getting like 1671 01:21:51.600 --> 01:21:52.159 physical with me. 1672 01:21:52.319 --> 01:21:55.760 It does sound like Lily, Yeah, every time I fucking 1673 01:21:56.039 --> 01:21:58.399 like stink on. I'm like, damn, bro was like what 1674 01:21:58.600 --> 01:21:58.760 I do? 1675 01:21:59.439 --> 01:22:02.199 And she's like, you know, you know you were born? 1676 01:22:02.319 --> 01:22:05.760 Yeah, what I'm saying like, I kind of wish Jim 1677 01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:07.039 Crow was still a thing, And I'm like, all. 1678 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:09.840 Right, fair enough, that's kind of look as terrible as 1679 01:22:09.880 --> 01:22:12.600 it is, I respect somebody being that a prom you. 1680 01:22:12.640 --> 01:22:17.840 Know, transfem with trash taste rode in transfer with me. 1681 01:22:18.319 --> 01:22:21.640 So hey, you three lovely boys. With the complete failure 1682 01:22:21.720 --> 01:22:24.279 of the Borderlands movie, is there any media adaptation you 1683 01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:26.840 would love to see be made? Personally I think an 1684 01:22:27.039 --> 01:22:29.439 l A Noir film would go hard. I haven't thought 1685 01:22:29.439 --> 01:22:31.640 about Ellen Noir in a long ass time. Yeah, I 1686 01:22:31.760 --> 01:22:35.359 keep but what's up? Well, I was gonna say, isn't 1687 01:22:35.359 --> 01:22:35.920 that just the detective? 1688 01:22:36.199 --> 01:22:37.560 I was gonna say, I think there were plenty of 1689 01:22:37.600 --> 01:22:40.760 movies that are kind of like that. Actually, especially back 1690 01:22:40.760 --> 01:22:44.039 in the day when that was like when cop Porn was, 1691 01:22:44.159 --> 01:22:45.720 you know, that was that was the thing. That ship 1692 01:22:45.840 --> 01:22:48.640 was Dragonet fucking started it and then it just went 1693 01:22:48.720 --> 01:22:49.720 fucking crazy from there. 1694 01:22:50.359 --> 01:22:52.880 Yeah, and I was just like, all right, Yeah, I feel. 1695 01:22:52.680 --> 01:22:55.119 Like Ellen Noir is just like profile person in the game. 1696 01:22:55.760 --> 01:22:58.520 You know, I was actually just one. It's a fun game, 1697 01:22:58.640 --> 01:23:01.239 but like it's just straight up profiling the whole time. 1698 01:23:01.279 --> 01:23:05.840 I never actually played it, or if I did, I didn't. 1699 01:23:06.239 --> 01:23:08.359 I certainly didn't finish it, right. 1700 01:23:08.680 --> 01:23:10.760 I think I'm in the same I think. I think 1701 01:23:10.800 --> 01:23:14.079 on my Xbox one, I think I started it, I think, 1702 01:23:14.760 --> 01:23:17.920 And then the problem is I've seen so much footage 1703 01:23:18.640 --> 01:23:21.159 that I'm actually even not There's a thing in my 1704 01:23:21.279 --> 01:23:23.439 mind that I can't remember if I did it or 1705 01:23:23.520 --> 01:23:25.359 if I saw somebody do it and I shared it 1706 01:23:25.439 --> 01:23:28.600 where there was a guy I don't remember but he's 1707 01:23:28.640 --> 01:23:30.840 giving you directions somewhere to go. He's like, make a 1708 01:23:30.920 --> 01:23:34.279 left here, and then you crash it into the pole. 1709 01:23:34.359 --> 01:23:36.880 The car flips, and then the guy says, stay on 1710 01:23:36.960 --> 01:23:38.680 this road, and it's so fucking funny. 1711 01:23:41.319 --> 01:23:43.279 I tell you, dude, I know exactly what you mean. 1712 01:23:43.520 --> 01:23:45.479 I know exactly because that I mean that happens even 1713 01:23:45.600 --> 01:23:47.359 just with the with this show, where I'm like, did 1714 01:23:47.399 --> 01:23:49.920 I say this on the show? Like I can't remember, 1715 01:23:50.039 --> 01:23:51.960 like if I told if I told if I just 1716 01:23:52.039 --> 01:23:53.960 told this to Just Kingston, if I told this to 1717 01:23:54.079 --> 01:23:56.039 Just Derek, if I told this on the show, if 1718 01:23:56.079 --> 01:23:58.720 I told this off camera. There's so many things I 1719 01:23:59.000 --> 01:24:01.600 just I don't know, Like I don't know if I 1720 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:02.520 experienced this or not. 1721 01:24:03.039 --> 01:24:05.600 My memories are fleeting, and it's bad because I'm only thirty, 1722 01:24:06.000 --> 01:24:08.359 but like it's fine, Yeah, probably not, it's probably like 1723 01:24:08.479 --> 01:24:10.800 really not fine, but there's so much. 1724 01:24:10.680 --> 01:24:13.520 More to remember. I I I justify it, but there's 1725 01:24:13.520 --> 01:24:15.479 just so much more to remember now, Like I don't think. 1726 01:24:16.119 --> 01:24:17.920 I don't think a thirty year old in the eighties 1727 01:24:18.319 --> 01:24:23.039 had nearly as much nonsense or like junk. A male 1728 01:24:23.159 --> 01:24:28.199 in their mind essentially just shap like their their mailbox 1729 01:24:28.319 --> 01:24:31.600 was full of bullshit as ours is still to this day. 1730 01:24:32.239 --> 01:24:35.800 But I feel like their their mind scapes were a 1731 01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:37.560 lot cleaner. Yeah, you know what I mean. The stuff 1732 01:24:37.560 --> 01:24:39.840 that they the stuff that they absolutely had to pay 1733 01:24:39.880 --> 01:24:43.600 attention to, was so much smaller. I think, yeah, I 1734 01:24:43.720 --> 01:24:46.000 think you're one read about it. Yeah, I think it's yeah. 1735 01:24:46.199 --> 01:24:48.039 They didn't have They didn't have to alphabetize all their 1736 01:24:48.079 --> 01:24:49.279 heads out like I do every day. 1737 01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:51.800 Alphabet every day. What does that even be? 1738 01:24:51.920 --> 01:24:53.680 Every dingy becase it's always there's always new. I'm always 1739 01:24:53.680 --> 01:24:57.159 getting new downloads. That's I'm a server and it just 1740 01:24:57.239 --> 01:24:59.239 downloads on its own. I'm not even there. Just download. 1741 01:25:01.479 --> 01:25:03.279 Wait a minute, youre talking about authbetizing by all you 1742 01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:05.960 gotta do is just put it the name to organize 1743 01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:07.239 it or organize it by. 1744 01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:11.159 It's it's in Kanji's I can't you gotta you gotta 1745 01:25:11.199 --> 01:25:15.720 go through the you gotta do the man. Oh okay, 1746 01:25:17.520 --> 01:25:17.880 leg work. 1747 01:25:17.920 --> 01:25:18.039 Man. 1748 01:25:18.600 --> 01:25:20.199 You can't have a collection like me and not do 1749 01:25:20.319 --> 01:25:20.840 the legwork. 1750 01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:25.359 Bro An adaptation I would like to see, like, I 1751 01:25:25.399 --> 01:25:26.840 don't know, man, Like I don't, I don't know if 1752 01:25:26.880 --> 01:25:29.600 I care if there are adaptations, Like I'm kind of 1753 01:25:29.680 --> 01:25:32.960 happy with things that I want more games. Quite frankly, like, 1754 01:25:33.000 --> 01:25:34.439 I think there's a lot of stuff that's like we 1755 01:25:34.520 --> 01:25:37.000 got a Twisted Metal show and there's no Twisted Metal 1756 01:25:37.000 --> 01:25:39.000 game to a company, and it's like the fly, what the. 1757 01:25:39.960 --> 01:25:42.319 I'm glad you brought that up because you thought that. 1758 01:25:42.439 --> 01:25:45.800 The logical conclusion to me was Oh, they're they're geared 1759 01:25:45.880 --> 01:25:46.399 up for a new game. 1760 01:25:47.079 --> 01:25:47.880 You'd assume. 1761 01:25:50.359 --> 01:25:52.239 That's, yeah, that would be that would be myation to 1762 01:25:52.640 --> 01:25:53.279 that series. 1763 01:25:53.640 --> 01:25:56.119 Nobody was thinking about. It wasn't like, Man, I really 1764 01:25:56.159 --> 01:25:58.479 want this Twisted Metal fucking TV series. 1765 01:25:58.720 --> 01:25:59.319 I really want. 1766 01:25:59.840 --> 01:26:01.760 You're thinking like, oh, this is gonna be a launch 1767 01:26:01.840 --> 01:26:04.560 that we're gonna do this, and then bam, Twisted Metal 1768 01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:05.680 six or whatever the fuck. 1769 01:26:05.680 --> 01:26:06.840 I don't even know what number they're at. 1770 01:26:07.039 --> 01:26:11.520 But like it's just like I was completely dead wrong 1771 01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:13.720 because I'm like, oh yeah, because like say, when Marva's 1772 01:26:13.760 --> 01:26:16.520 Capcom three came out, obviously you started seeing the characters 1773 01:26:16.560 --> 01:26:18.439 that were in the game, I'm like, oh, I know 1774 01:26:18.479 --> 01:26:21.640 what's happening here, Like this is this is such advertisers 1775 01:26:22.560 --> 01:26:24.279 m c U like this this is so fucking I 1776 01:26:24.359 --> 01:26:26.279 was like, Okay, I see what's happening here. Like it's 1777 01:26:26.319 --> 01:26:28.319 like you can see when things are bouncing off each other, 1778 01:26:28.439 --> 01:26:32.119 like you there's advertisement, there's an obvious to me, that 1779 01:26:32.199 --> 01:26:35.399 seemed like the most the biggest miss I guess in 1780 01:26:35.479 --> 01:26:37.279 a while for me where I'm like, oh, this is obvious. 1781 01:26:38.119 --> 01:26:42.319 It clearly wasn't because it's been out for over a year. 1782 01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:45.039 And what do what do I want? 1783 01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:49.760 I wanted, bro, I want a good I want a 1784 01:26:49.920 --> 01:26:52.199 good street fighter Mortal Combat movie. That's all I want. 1785 01:26:53.039 --> 01:27:00.159 I want. I want a bloody roar show stated, and 1786 01:27:00.279 --> 01:27:02.239 I wanted it to be I wanted to have that 1787 01:27:02.319 --> 01:27:05.279 one to have real animals on set. Oh my god, 1788 01:27:07.560 --> 01:27:10.039 how does that work though? Because they're not, like, there 1789 01:27:10.119 --> 01:27:11.720 isn't any real animals. 1790 01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:13.279 How does it? What do you mean? What do you say? 1791 01:27:13.399 --> 01:27:15.119 You gotta you gotta, you gotta do the makeup on 1792 01:27:15.239 --> 01:27:17.239 the animals and make them look athropomorphous. 1793 01:27:17.319 --> 01:27:20.479 You get a fucking wolf and then you you put 1794 01:27:20.560 --> 01:27:22.520 prosthetics on it to make it look like a were wolf. 1795 01:27:24.880 --> 01:27:25.920 Yes, you just shook his head. 1796 01:27:26.000 --> 01:27:30.479 Yes, exactly exactly what I want. I want that stupid 1797 01:27:31.399 --> 01:27:34.319 Someone will die. Someone's gonna die on that set, and 1798 01:27:34.359 --> 01:27:37.000 it's gonna be hilarious. It's always gonna die. The dogs, 1799 01:27:37.079 --> 01:27:39.399 the animals are gonna die because they're gonna be mistreated. 1800 01:27:40.159 --> 01:27:43.880 It's gonna be a fucking disaster. It'll be art. It'll 1801 01:27:43.920 --> 01:27:45.920 be art during a volcano, you know, like it'll be 1802 01:27:46.039 --> 01:27:48.479 like art blowing up beautiful. 1803 01:27:48.640 --> 01:27:52.119 The documentary to how the making of this film will 1804 01:27:52.199 --> 01:27:54.760 be much more interesting than the film itself, I'll. 1805 01:27:54.600 --> 01:28:03.039 Tell you it'll be like I what I look, what 1806 01:28:03.239 --> 01:28:08.079 I want is pretty predictable. I would like, I would 1807 01:28:08.159 --> 01:28:12.159 like a good Halo show, one that is not live show, 1808 01:28:12.439 --> 01:28:17.760 that is one that is not live action. I want 1809 01:28:17.800 --> 01:28:22.399 it animated because that's what it needs to be, and 1810 01:28:22.520 --> 01:28:23.520 then just leave it at that. 1811 01:28:23.640 --> 01:28:24.159 I want to hal. 1812 01:28:27.720 --> 01:28:29.880 I mean, i'd be I mean that sounds I dude, 1813 01:28:29.920 --> 01:28:32.840 you know it's actually interesting. It was actually like weirdly validating. 1814 01:28:33.159 --> 01:28:34.680 But like I tweeted the other day out of nowhere, 1815 01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:36.720 like I think it was like yesterday was like Halo 1816 01:28:37.039 --> 01:28:40.000 three odst's anniversary. It was like the I can't remember 1817 01:28:40.039 --> 01:28:42.439 how how many what year it is, fifteen or something, 1818 01:28:43.079 --> 01:28:45.560 and so I tweeted because it was going around and 1819 01:28:45.640 --> 01:28:47.560 I was like, it's baffling that they never did more 1820 01:28:47.600 --> 01:28:50.279 of these. Uh, the future of this series was always 1821 01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:53.840 in like doing weird extra stuff and then bouncing back 1822 01:28:53.920 --> 01:28:57.399 to Chief maybe like way later or like very sparsely. 1823 01:28:58.079 --> 01:29:01.159 And the fucking and I was talking about like yeah, 1824 01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:03.720 the Hack and Slash God of War one through three 1825 01:29:03.800 --> 01:29:05.520 style arbiter game would have been sick, or like a 1826 01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:07.399 flood hard game would have been sick, or like Tactics 1827 01:29:07.439 --> 01:29:10.479 games would have been sick. Or fucking that Megabot, that 1828 01:29:10.640 --> 01:29:13.920 Megablocks kind of lego kind of game, just that that 1829 01:29:14.079 --> 01:29:17.199 actually like there was a Halo Megablocks game that leaked recently, 1830 01:29:17.520 --> 01:29:19.640 or it leaked years ago, years and years and years ago. 1831 01:29:19.640 --> 01:29:21.960 There were screenshots floating around in like twenty ten or whatever, 1832 01:29:23.079 --> 01:29:25.439 but like the build of it leaked, so like now 1833 01:29:25.520 --> 01:29:27.479 people like some people can actually play it, and apparently 1834 01:29:27.560 --> 01:29:30.000 it's like really fucking fun. It like people were talking 1835 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:33.039 about it like it's like like Astrobot or like one 1836 01:29:33.039 --> 01:29:35.399 of the like a lego game where it's just like, oh, 1837 01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:39.199 it's really fucking good, and it's just like, man, they 1838 01:29:39.319 --> 01:29:43.159 dropped the ball so hard. And Marcus Lado, who is 1839 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.760 like the art director of Halo Reach, he was also 1840 01:29:45.840 --> 01:29:48.159 like a big bungee guy for the entire trilogy like 1841 01:29:48.479 --> 01:29:52.359 liked it, so like there's clearly clearly people there wanted 1842 01:29:52.399 --> 01:29:55.560 to do shit like that. But I don't know, it's 1843 01:29:55.600 --> 01:30:01.159 a shame. I there's there's probably no more mishandled franchise 1844 01:30:01.239 --> 01:30:03.079 in the history of like video games. In that then 1845 01:30:03.159 --> 01:30:05.960 that series, I think, like, actually, it's kind of crazy 1846 01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:08.720 and you just got to wonder why, But why why? Why? Why? Why? 1847 01:30:08.760 --> 01:30:09.079 Why why? 1848 01:30:10.439 --> 01:30:12.119 I don't know. Stupid people don't realize that they have 1849 01:30:12.279 --> 01:30:15.039 gold just sitting in their fucking wallets, like, oh, we 1850 01:30:15.079 --> 01:30:16.880 should should we should we make something out of this 1851 01:30:17.079 --> 01:30:21.520 amazing material? No, what do you? Who cares? 1852 01:30:21.640 --> 01:30:24.640 What do I always wonder about? You know when people 1853 01:30:24.680 --> 01:30:27.800 do like screen testing, who are who are these people? 1854 01:30:28.439 --> 01:30:30.640 Because this is the thing that like, is it one 1855 01:30:30.640 --> 01:30:32.239 of those things that they get people that are actually 1856 01:30:32.359 --> 01:30:35.199 qualified to say? For example, you'd make the Halo series 1857 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:37.359 and get people, Okay, we're gonna get some diehard Halo 1858 01:30:37.359 --> 01:30:38.640 fans and here we're gonna get them to watch this 1859 01:30:38.760 --> 01:30:41.199 and stuff, and then they give them feedback, general feedback, 1860 01:30:41.199 --> 01:30:42.239 and they're just like, oh, what do they know? 1861 01:30:42.520 --> 01:30:42.680 Is that? 1862 01:30:42.720 --> 01:30:43.199 What happens? 1863 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:44.640 Like, what is this? 1864 01:30:45.039 --> 01:30:47.600 I don't know, Well, it's it's funny, like when I 1865 01:30:47.680 --> 01:30:50.159 got home, like my parents told me it's like, oh, yeah, 1866 01:30:50.159 --> 01:30:51.039 we saw the Halo show. 1867 01:30:51.439 --> 01:30:51.560 Uh. 1868 01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:55.359 And I was like, oh, I'm sorry and they were like, oh, 1869 01:30:55.359 --> 01:30:58.079 we thought it was fine. And then like like they 1870 01:30:58.319 --> 01:31:00.199 they thought it was fine, but then I was I 1871 01:31:00.279 --> 01:31:01.880 was asking like, was there anything that you thought was 1872 01:31:01.960 --> 01:31:05.199 weird about it? Like not good and shoot and all 1873 01:31:05.279 --> 01:31:07.319 the stuff that they mentioned that were like yeah, that 1874 01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.880 part gave me pause or whatever. Was all the stuff 1875 01:31:09.920 --> 01:31:11.720 that they added. It was like it was like the 1876 01:31:11.840 --> 01:31:14.840 random lady that was the random human lady that was 1877 01:31:14.880 --> 01:31:17.960 working with the aliens. Yeah, yeah, and like the sex 1878 01:31:18.039 --> 01:31:21.359 scene and just all the stuff. And they were like yeah, 1879 01:31:21.479 --> 01:31:23.720 and they were like is that the game? And I 1880 01:31:23.880 --> 01:31:26.119 was like no. And that's why it's so frustrating. It's 1881 01:31:26.159 --> 01:31:29.239 like the parts that you think are weird or don't 1882 01:31:29.279 --> 01:31:32.760 belong intrinsically as somebody who's never played any of the 1883 01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:34.279 games or doesn't know anything about the games that you 1884 01:31:34.520 --> 01:31:39.079 understand felt weird are not supposed to be there, and 1885 01:31:39.199 --> 01:31:40.000 it's just unfortunate. 1886 01:31:40.039 --> 01:31:43.680 That's fucking wild. I'm also curious about because I haven't watched. 1887 01:31:44.039 --> 01:31:45.800 I know two of my friends are diehard Lord of 1888 01:31:45.800 --> 01:31:48.880 the Rings fans and they are very disappointed in Rings 1889 01:31:48.880 --> 01:31:51.079 of Power. They said, the second season is a little 1890 01:31:51.119 --> 01:31:52.680 bit better. So I think it's just like Halo, I 1891 01:31:52.760 --> 01:31:55.199 guess where it's a little bit better but worst response. 1892 01:31:55.279 --> 01:31:56.920 But it's hard to sift through the people who were 1893 01:31:56.960 --> 01:31:59.800 genuine because I know there were so many Andy Pant's 1894 01:31:59.840 --> 01:32:01.720 game aiming types that were shitting on those shows. 1895 01:32:02.159 --> 01:32:04.560 So it's like Lord of the Rings is, dude, I 1896 01:32:04.600 --> 01:32:06.479 don't know. I didn't know the fan based load of 1897 01:32:06.560 --> 01:32:07.680 Rings as fucked the way it is. 1898 01:32:07.800 --> 01:32:07.960 Man. 1899 01:32:08.079 --> 01:32:11.039 I thought, like I thought Star Wars is particularly bad, 1900 01:32:11.119 --> 01:32:14.720 but Lord of the Rings fan base is also fucking crazy, dude, 1901 01:32:14.800 --> 01:32:17.880 Like like there was the magic that gasinated a Lord 1902 01:32:17.880 --> 01:32:19.880 of the Rings that where they printed Air Gone as 1903 01:32:19.960 --> 01:32:23.199 a black man. Oh they did, And the artist was like, 1904 01:32:23.279 --> 01:32:25.319 I really just I like the idea, but you know, like, 1905 01:32:25.359 --> 01:32:28.600 obviously this is not air Gone in in the real series, obviously, 1906 01:32:29.079 --> 01:32:30.680 but I really liked the idea of the arts of 1907 01:32:30.840 --> 01:32:32.600 him like this. I think it looks cool, you know, 1908 01:32:32.880 --> 01:32:35.520 And people lost their fucking minds, and I get it, 1909 01:32:35.640 --> 01:32:37.800 like I get changing care, but it's a character that's 1910 01:32:37.920 --> 01:32:40.319 changed only in the sentiment of this card. Game. 1911 01:32:40.720 --> 01:32:43.119 I feel like she I feel like it's the same. 1912 01:32:43.319 --> 01:32:45.399 That's kind of weird. I think it's just it's one 1913 01:32:45.399 --> 01:32:48.159 of those things and people were upset, but it's like whatever. 1914 01:32:48.439 --> 01:32:50.520 It's one of those things where what annoys me as 1915 01:32:51.279 --> 01:32:54.039 like I don't care that the artist wants to do 1916 01:32:54.159 --> 01:32:56.880 something like that. I get that as an artist, but 1917 01:32:57.119 --> 01:33:00.800 also as somebody I'm a terrible business person, but someone 1918 01:33:00.840 --> 01:33:04.199 who at least I understand enough to where I'm like, 1919 01:33:04.239 --> 01:33:05.880 look at I know, just something I'm. 1920 01:33:05.800 --> 01:33:08.720 Passionate about, But is this good for business? 1921 01:33:09.399 --> 01:33:12.760 Unfortunately, it's just not like let's just not like you, 1922 01:33:13.279 --> 01:33:16.800 why not make some type of art and it's it's 1923 01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:19.680 this is cutting room floor, this is concept art and 1924 01:33:19.760 --> 01:33:21.199 then put it up somewhere else. I don't know, I 1925 01:33:21.279 --> 01:33:23.479 just feel like making it into the final, like here's 1926 01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:24.640 the final, like rendition. 1927 01:33:25.119 --> 01:33:28.199 I really, I really, I really want to do. I 1928 01:33:28.279 --> 01:33:30.079 really want to somehow get the power to write a 1929 01:33:30.159 --> 01:33:34.079 comic where Punisher turns Black has the exact same behaviors 1930 01:33:34.079 --> 01:33:36.600 and he's killed within five minutes like the first like 1931 01:33:36.680 --> 01:33:39.760 eight Chap Like that's actually got a funny He's just 1932 01:33:39.880 --> 01:33:43.119 killed within the first Like they for some reason are 1933 01:33:43.239 --> 01:33:44.960 like we gotta take him down. 1934 01:33:45.119 --> 01:33:50.479 Yeah, this isn't fucking funny, and they smoke him. I 1935 01:33:50.640 --> 01:33:53.000 like the idea of you know, I feel like that's. 1936 01:33:54.319 --> 01:33:54.479 Is that? 1937 01:33:54.760 --> 01:33:55.760 Do you do you think? 1938 01:33:55.800 --> 01:33:58.039 Okay, look at I know maybe I'm maybe this is 1939 01:33:58.119 --> 01:34:02.640 a rhetorical, but do you think the does anyone care? 1940 01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:04.720 Does? Does anyone care? 1941 01:34:05.039 --> 01:34:05.079 Like? 1942 01:34:05.319 --> 01:34:08.760 Uh that the punisher They don't care. 1943 01:34:08.800 --> 01:34:10.720 They don't seem to, like if the punisher was Samuel 1944 01:34:10.800 --> 01:34:13.840 Jackson or something instead of Nick Fury, right, it's. 1945 01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:16.359 You would people have complained. 1946 01:34:17.039 --> 01:34:19.800 I feel like I don't feel like people care about 1947 01:34:20.640 --> 01:34:22.760 like it doesn't I don't think any I don't know 1948 01:34:22.840 --> 01:34:28.319 anyone personally that is a fan of like Frank Castle, 1949 01:34:28.680 --> 01:34:31.239 Like I I don't know anyone that's like this guy 1950 01:34:31.359 --> 01:34:31.960 is the man. 1951 01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:35.960 Friends of Frank Castle probably wouldn't be friends with you. 1952 01:34:37.920 --> 01:34:41.199 People that really like Frank Castle probably wouldn't be your 1953 01:34:42.359 --> 01:34:44.960 Like it's a prophecy that fulfills itself. 1954 01:34:45.800 --> 01:34:46.560 That's a good point. 1955 01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:48.359 I just feel like I just don't know anyone that 1956 01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.119 would be really upset. It's kind of like Nick because 1957 01:34:51.199 --> 01:34:56.640 like like Nick Fury is playing Frank Castle. Did you 1958 01:34:56.720 --> 01:35:00.720 mean like okay, maybe today it would be f ache outrage, 1959 01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:03.560 like saying Jick Fury because no one gave a ship 1960 01:35:03.600 --> 01:35:05.720 when Samuel Jackson was Nick Fury in. 1961 01:35:05.720 --> 01:35:08.239 The Ultimate Universe when they made him literally after like 1962 01:35:08.359 --> 01:35:10.880 they literally the artist is like, oh, yeah, I did 1963 01:35:10.960 --> 01:35:13.199 it because I think Samuel Jackson's really cool, and then 1964 01:35:13.239 --> 01:35:16.800 he'd play a really badass like sort of like commander 1965 01:35:17.000 --> 01:35:18.840 and they were like all right, cool, and then people 1966 01:35:18.840 --> 01:35:19.640 were like normal. Well. 1967 01:35:19.680 --> 01:35:21.199 The thing too, is that there's like a bit of 1968 01:35:21.199 --> 01:35:23.640 a redundancy with like white white Nick Fury kind of 1969 01:35:23.720 --> 01:35:26.239 looks like there's like a j Jo and a Jamison 1970 01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:29.000 kind of thing. And I've always I remember seeing him 1971 01:35:29.000 --> 01:35:30.520 in the comics and being like that just looks like 1972 01:35:30.600 --> 01:35:33.239 jj and Jamison with like a like a superheer suit on. 1973 01:35:33.279 --> 01:35:34.800 It looks a little in an eye patch, looks. 1974 01:35:34.600 --> 01:35:35.039 A little weird. 1975 01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:38.840 I don't know what you mean. I guess yeah, he's 1976 01:35:38.960 --> 01:35:40.920 he doesn't look exactly the same. He just kind of 1977 01:35:40.960 --> 01:35:43.239 has that same archetype where it's kind of like it's 1978 01:35:43.239 --> 01:35:44.960 almost like, you know, how like what was it the 1979 01:35:45.960 --> 01:35:52.520 what is it? Blade? And Wesker. Yeah, God, I'm so mad. 1980 01:35:52.800 --> 01:35:53.359 I'm so mad. 1981 01:35:55.159 --> 01:35:59.119 Before rip Lamps Reddick, but before we move on. Guys, 1982 01:35:59.560 --> 01:36:02.880 we have to stop going too hard on stuff because 1983 01:36:03.039 --> 01:36:07.439 I wanted that series to continue, Like I really I 1984 01:36:07.560 --> 01:36:11.239 thought it was dumb, but it was also really Me 1985 01:36:11.279 --> 01:36:14.079 and Jojo watched and we had a fucking blast watching it. 1986 01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:17.279 It was fun too, Like it was bad, but it 1987 01:36:17.359 --> 01:36:18.920 was fun, and I'm like, I like that. 1988 01:36:19.119 --> 01:36:22.760 I want that to exist. Well, they they well, should 1989 01:36:22.800 --> 01:36:24.600 they have gone harder on it? Is the question, like, 1990 01:36:24.600 --> 01:36:27.239 because there's a degree where people but not hard enough 1991 01:36:27.239 --> 01:36:30.760 to because because we know, Velma got like another another 1992 01:36:31.079 --> 01:36:36.119 show another season, So like maybe maybe they just maybe 1993 01:36:36.319 --> 01:36:38.399 they went hard on it, but not to the point 1994 01:36:38.439 --> 01:36:41.119 where they saw value in pursuing it for for the 1995 01:36:41.520 --> 01:36:44.479 I think, you know, like it wasn't I think I 1996 01:36:44.600 --> 01:36:47.279 think I think that was a problem. 1997 01:36:47.600 --> 01:36:49.800 They should they it should have been worse. It should 1998 01:36:49.800 --> 01:36:52.199 have been there should have been like gaze in it 1999 01:36:52.399 --> 01:36:54.680 or something gay zombies or something. They should have really 2000 01:36:55.359 --> 01:36:56.520 did something to spices. 2001 01:37:00.359 --> 01:37:01.920 They should they should have been There should have been 2002 01:37:01.960 --> 01:37:08.000 a scene where like a conservative father of five, a 2003 01:37:08.039 --> 01:37:10.640 conservative father of five, beautiful girl shoots a zombie and 2004 01:37:10.720 --> 01:37:14.479 said and calls it the f slur and then Leon 2005 01:37:14.600 --> 01:37:17.079 Kennedy comes and shoots the dad in the head and 2006 01:37:17.159 --> 01:37:21.680 say we're not that's not okay or whatever. And then 2007 01:37:21.840 --> 01:37:24.560 and then the young white, blonde, blue eyed girls are 2008 01:37:24.640 --> 01:37:30.600 crying and they're completely fatherless. And then Leon Kennedy goes 2009 01:37:32.600 --> 01:37:34.800 he he turns around and tells him to check their privilege, 2010 01:37:35.079 --> 01:37:39.079 check their privilege. And then and then Roundhouse kicks the 2011 01:37:39.119 --> 01:37:40.119 girl on the fucking head. 2012 01:37:40.439 --> 01:37:43.640 They call woke CPS and then take them the Woke 2013 01:37:43.800 --> 01:37:44.720 Foster Care. 2014 01:37:45.760 --> 01:37:49.479 Where they go into woke houses and the trans Yeah, yeah, 2015 01:37:50.439 --> 01:37:53.239 nothing but trans people trying to top them. It just 2016 01:37:53.439 --> 01:37:56.840 it literally follows the rest of the episode follows their 2017 01:37:56.920 --> 01:37:59.880 story specifically, it has nothing to do with it has 2018 01:38:00.119 --> 01:38:02.199 to do with the Umbrella Corporation. It has nothing to 2019 01:38:02.279 --> 01:38:05.720 do with zombies only on Kennedy, We're fucking anything. It's 2020 01:38:05.840 --> 01:38:11.800 just it is literally just their experience becoming trands after 2021 01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:15.640 their dad is killed for saying a homophobic slur by Leo. 2022 01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:18.640 They can't give us too much money because that's the 2023 01:38:18.720 --> 01:38:20.039 type of ship that I want to make. 2024 01:38:20.920 --> 01:38:23.039 I've been ruin. 2025 01:38:23.880 --> 01:38:26.800 I want to ruin stuff I've I've been for as 2026 01:38:26.920 --> 01:38:29.760 long as I remember. I'm like, damn, I would love 2027 01:38:29.880 --> 01:38:33.159 to just hype up the best shit ever and then 2028 01:38:33.319 --> 01:38:36.600 just have it be not anything like that, just like 2029 01:38:36.680 --> 01:38:39.079 what you just said, that's exactly what I want to do, 2030 01:38:39.279 --> 01:38:40.359 and then have people. 2031 01:38:40.920 --> 01:38:43.279 It would be It would be so much fun. It 2032 01:38:43.279 --> 01:38:45.279 would be so much fun to make like a fan 2033 01:38:45.399 --> 01:38:50.880 funded project for like I don't even know, like I 2034 01:38:50.920 --> 01:38:54.439 don't know, like some beloved like a retelling of mass 2035 01:38:54.439 --> 01:38:58.279 effect or whatever, and it's like like from from us, 2036 01:38:58.399 --> 01:39:01.359 and like there's like all all these like videos interviewing 2037 01:39:01.439 --> 01:39:03.720 the team. It's like we're all really passionate. There's like 2038 01:39:03.800 --> 01:39:06.720 concept art and there's like examples of working prototypes of 2039 01:39:06.840 --> 01:39:09.520 like here's what a practical effect for like the Asari 2040 01:39:09.640 --> 01:39:11.319 tentacles would look like, and it's like, oh my god, 2041 01:39:11.319 --> 01:39:12.800 this looks amazing. We got to give them all the 2042 01:39:12.840 --> 01:39:14.479 money and then we make a ton of money and 2043 01:39:14.560 --> 01:39:17.640 then we follow mass Effect purely from beginning to end. 2044 01:39:17.720 --> 01:39:21.720 But at the end, Saren unzips and it's fucking al 2045 01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:26.039 Roker and it's been al Roker the whole time. Broker 2046 01:39:27.680 --> 01:39:30.079 is that that's not even a good one like that, 2047 01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:32.720 that's what's so amazing. Well, I'm just thinking off the bat, 2048 01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:35.199 I'm just literally saying like something akin to that where 2049 01:39:35.239 --> 01:39:36.800 it's just like we are taking we are treating this 2050 01:39:37.359 --> 01:39:39.760 super seriously, and we are putting our heart and soul 2051 01:39:39.800 --> 01:39:42.560 into this, only to fucking yank the rugout from under 2052 01:39:42.560 --> 01:39:44.800 you at the end and show you. 2053 01:39:44.880 --> 01:39:46.479 That this was all a waste, like the idea of 2054 01:39:46.520 --> 01:39:49.560 because that's going on, and then and then at the end, 2055 01:39:50.000 --> 01:39:53.359 like he ob zips as Joe Peshy says the N word, 2056 01:39:53.760 --> 01:39:56.479 and then it pants out to fucking what's his name, 2057 01:39:56.920 --> 01:40:00.520 like cinema and he's just telling somebody don't whole story 2058 01:40:00.600 --> 01:40:03.279 of it, and everybody's like, what the fuck did we 2059 01:40:03.479 --> 01:40:04.600 just pay money to worse? 2060 01:40:05.800 --> 01:40:08.680 Scorsese's in the theater and he says, now, this is 2061 01:40:08.840 --> 01:40:11.760 cinema and it's AI. It's a I Scorsese. It's it's 2062 01:40:11.880 --> 01:40:16.479 like it's out with out his like you can't even 2063 01:40:16.520 --> 01:40:18.640 have his likeness. He didn't even say yes. He in 2064 01:40:18.760 --> 01:40:23.960 fact said no multiple times. It's like barely Martin Scorse. 2065 01:40:24.439 --> 01:40:34.399 It's just it's Baizy sor By. That sucks anyway. 2066 01:40:35.079 --> 01:40:37.720 You lose so much money for that company. That company 2067 01:40:37.800 --> 01:40:39.760 loses so much money. You're like, thanks for working on. 2068 01:40:39.880 --> 01:40:42.840 Next question, dildo, Dildo, The Ducky Road says, are you 2069 01:40:42.920 --> 01:40:46.640 very familiar with the nineteen oh three film Electroccuting an 2070 01:40:46.680 --> 01:40:50.199 Elephant where an elephant was killed via electric chair in 2071 01:40:50.319 --> 01:40:52.680 Coney Island, New York City. I've heard of that, Coney Island, 2072 01:40:52.720 --> 01:40:56.279 New York. I've never heard of this, but uh, whatever, 2073 01:40:56.520 --> 01:40:58.880 you know. I I'm glad that there's a rich history 2074 01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:00.840 in the United States of execut getting elephants for No. 2075 01:41:01.880 --> 01:41:05.239 I actually really don't, but okay, I think I think 2076 01:41:05.319 --> 01:41:10.000 what was his name, uh, Jefferson Edison? 2077 01:41:10.199 --> 01:41:14.319 It was him, right, that was electrocuting elephants, right, yeah, 2078 01:41:14.439 --> 01:41:16.119 he was trying to face trying to test a C 2079 01:41:16.279 --> 01:41:19.319 d C. No, I think it was. I think it 2080 01:41:19.439 --> 01:41:24.600 was he was shitting on a C to be like, 2081 01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:27.239 look what look what a C can do? And I 2082 01:41:27.279 --> 01:41:28.680 think he was sucking up animals. 2083 01:41:30.279 --> 01:41:32.600 Look look how easy I can murder this elephant. You 2084 01:41:32.680 --> 01:41:35.199 see this massive creature. Normally I wouldn't be able to 2085 01:41:35.279 --> 01:41:38.800 murder it. But with electricity, Oh hey, look up, I 2086 01:41:38.920 --> 01:41:40.079 can murder the out of. 2087 01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:46.039 This debates back up the act man, uh debates Andy 2088 01:41:46.119 --> 01:41:46.720 pants gaming. 2089 01:41:47.199 --> 01:41:48.520 Oh yeah, yeah, it's back up. 2090 01:41:48.680 --> 01:41:52.560 So maybe the copyright strike already got released or whatever. 2091 01:41:53.760 --> 01:41:56.479 That was quick hope still and. 2092 01:41:56.520 --> 01:41:59.279 That dude is schizophrenic actually, like he he he because 2093 01:41:59.319 --> 01:42:01.720 I saw, I say, instances of him like taking taking 2094 01:42:01.800 --> 01:42:04.760 videos down and then re upload and re under like 2095 01:42:04.960 --> 01:42:08.840 he he's crazy. Like that dude's like that dude I 2096 01:42:08.920 --> 01:42:11.399 think is I'm convinced that that guy might have like 2097 01:42:11.479 --> 01:42:14.720 an identity like like a multiple personality disorder or something 2098 01:42:14.720 --> 01:42:17.560 where it's like I'm Andy pants gaming and then it's Andrew. 2099 01:42:18.079 --> 01:42:20.079 And Andrew's like, no, leave the videos up, and then 2100 01:42:20.079 --> 01:42:22.399 Andy pants like, don't take it down. It's like he's 2101 01:42:22.399 --> 01:42:25.560 having like a gollumn. It's like a collumn situation him 2102 01:42:25.560 --> 01:42:27.960 at the burning him at the State games. 2103 01:42:28.000 --> 01:42:31.079 I'm not Andrew shirt gaming, and I'm on fire and 2104 01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:33.880 Andrew's shirt gaming and Andy pants gaming and he just 2105 01:42:34.039 --> 01:42:34.880 like always. 2106 01:42:34.640 --> 01:42:43.359 Cut and shirt from me, and and that's so so stupid. 2107 01:42:45.279 --> 01:42:46.319 So makes it so good. 2108 01:42:47.000 --> 01:42:49.159 Well that's a cool ning because I feel like Andy Sweatpants, 2109 01:42:49.199 --> 01:42:53.640 Andy khakis, Andy Joggers, I'd go to the variety. 2110 01:42:53.279 --> 01:42:56.880 Of the pants gaming. What about that or negro pants 2111 01:42:57.039 --> 01:42:59.920 that you should do that it should be yours gl pants. 2112 01:43:01.960 --> 01:43:04.119 Do you remember for a while there was just people 2113 01:43:04.359 --> 01:43:07.760 putting offensive word gaming and their channels were popping up. 2114 01:43:07.960 --> 01:43:10.960 Do you remember that, Like hard R Gaming was like 2115 01:43:11.199 --> 01:43:13.920 a channel that was gaining a little promadenag. 2116 01:43:14.199 --> 01:43:15.039 What you're talking about. 2117 01:43:15.720 --> 01:43:18.079 Yeah, it was just I wonder if it's still like 2118 01:43:18.159 --> 01:43:22.840 I subscribed inward hard R Gaming, like actually still exists 2119 01:43:22.840 --> 01:43:23.479 almost looking up. 2120 01:43:23.600 --> 01:43:25.760 I'm in fact still subscribed to them. I love their content. 2121 01:43:27.039 --> 01:43:29.720 Let's see so stupid. And it was like some kid, 2122 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:34.399 I think it's gone. I think inward gaming is gone. 2123 01:43:34.439 --> 01:43:36.880 But what I do like is that the third search 2124 01:43:37.000 --> 01:43:41.720 down is twenty seventeen livestream. Peutypie says hard R what 2125 01:43:41.880 --> 01:43:46.560 a wow? And it actually this is what the title says. 2126 01:43:47.000 --> 01:43:51.039 Peaut Pie says hard er parentheses, what a fucking And 2127 01:43:51.119 --> 01:43:52.239 then it actually has the in. 2128 01:43:52.319 --> 01:43:54.000 Word in there in the parentheses. 2129 01:43:54.399 --> 01:43:56.560 What is the part of saying, what is the point 2130 01:43:56.560 --> 01:43:59.159 of putting hard R? And then just actually just putting 2131 01:43:59.239 --> 01:44:02.439 that's that's amazing people are And the channel is his 2132 01:44:02.560 --> 01:44:04.439 name is Black, just just black. 2133 01:44:04.479 --> 01:44:04.720 That's it. 2134 01:44:06.560 --> 01:44:08.960 Oh it's Goku Black, just fla And it's a picture 2135 01:44:08.960 --> 01:44:09.640 of Goku Black. 2136 01:44:11.840 --> 01:44:15.680 So domb so domb swen Sween's mean bean machine, right, 2137 01:44:15.720 --> 01:44:19.159 and he says, hey, uncle Buck, Salvador Ali and Spanish 2138 01:44:19.239 --> 01:44:24.039 background character number forty seven. Question for Sween. Have you 2139 01:44:24.199 --> 01:44:29.439 heard of that fallout tabletop two D twenty thoughts on it? 2140 01:44:29.600 --> 01:44:31.760 It looks fun. I don't know what this is. I 2141 01:44:31.760 --> 01:44:40.399 don't know anything about tabletop sweene uh. 2142 01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:48.840 That is also something so wildly offensive that I just 2143 01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:53.239 my brain like, well, way to go, motherfucker, Like I'm sorry. 2144 01:44:53.399 --> 01:44:56.359 I was like, this can't be real. 2145 01:44:57.079 --> 01:44:59.479 He's on Twitter? Are you looking at porn? No? 2146 01:44:59.720 --> 01:45:01.119 I was on Twitter looking at something. 2147 01:45:01.439 --> 01:45:03.960 It was not that, dude, get off of Twitter. 2148 01:45:04.119 --> 01:45:06.119 It was involving like I don't know, it was evolving 2149 01:45:06.239 --> 01:45:09.279 like it's just a really wild story that just made 2150 01:45:09.359 --> 01:45:10.000 my heart sad. 2151 01:45:10.960 --> 01:45:13.760 Wow. Great, I'm I'm glad you're telling us it without 2152 01:45:13.840 --> 01:45:14.560 the context it is. 2153 01:45:14.680 --> 01:45:17.079 I don't I don't want to talk about it. It's 2154 01:45:17.239 --> 01:45:19.840 then why bring it up? Because that's why I was silent. 2155 01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:25.399 My apologies. It's just it's gross, something horribly gross. But uh, kids, 2156 01:45:25.479 --> 01:45:27.159 what's up? What's up now? 2157 01:45:27.159 --> 01:45:32.119 I answer the question, which was it was directed at you? 2158 01:45:32.439 --> 01:45:37.199 It was directed literally on the question. Well I could, 2159 01:45:39.600 --> 01:45:41.479 but you should have just heard it. I'll read it again. 2160 01:45:42.600 --> 01:45:48.439 Uh god, damn sweets Sween's mean bean machine wrote in. 2161 01:45:50.399 --> 01:45:51.319 Are you listening, Yeah, I'm here. 2162 01:45:51.359 --> 01:45:54.960 I'm Pussin said hey, Uncle Buck Salvador Ali and Spanish 2163 01:45:54.960 --> 01:45:57.640 background character number forty seven. Are you still with us? 2164 01:45:57.720 --> 01:45:58.159 I'm still here? 2165 01:45:58.319 --> 01:46:00.840 Question for Sween. He says, Sween, have you heard of 2166 01:46:00.880 --> 01:46:04.399 the Fallout tabletop game two D twenty thoughts on it? 2167 01:46:04.520 --> 01:46:06.239 It looks fun. I have not. I've never heard of 2168 01:46:06.279 --> 01:46:07.880 table time. I don't know any of this stuff. 2169 01:46:07.960 --> 01:46:08.520 I have not heard of it. 2170 01:46:08.640 --> 01:46:11.600 Unfortunately, no, I look it up though. That sounds pretty cool. 2171 01:46:11.640 --> 01:46:13.439 Fall Out tables on mere. Sorry, guys, I just I 2172 01:46:13.520 --> 01:46:15.319 just saw another fucked up right, Oh, I just saw 2173 01:46:16.720 --> 01:46:19.079 he just this is the whole time. Sorry, guys, I 2174 01:46:19.079 --> 01:46:19.800 didn't hear the question. 2175 01:46:19.880 --> 01:46:20.720 I was sorry. 2176 01:46:20.760 --> 01:46:24.960 I was juicy pussy and I couldn't I couldn't say 2177 01:46:24.960 --> 01:46:26.920 it stop squirty. I just couldn't stop looking. You know, 2178 01:46:27.039 --> 01:46:27.720 it was crazy. 2179 01:46:27.760 --> 01:46:29.199 I couldn't pull my eyes away. 2180 01:46:30.600 --> 01:46:32.359 Walmart brand Roman and he says, do you guys have 2181 01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:34.760 any Matrix moments that genuinely fucked you up? I wouldn't 2182 01:46:34.760 --> 01:46:37.159 say genuinely fucked me up, but I remember specifically having 2183 01:46:37.199 --> 01:46:39.399 a moment. There were two times that I recall this 2184 01:46:39.520 --> 01:46:43.439 happening or something similar where I was in the Catholic 2185 01:46:43.439 --> 01:46:46.000 school cafeteria. I was like probably in like first or 2186 01:46:46.039 --> 01:46:50.119 second grade, maybe third, but that might be pushing it. 2187 01:46:50.720 --> 01:46:53.199 And I remember waiting after school for my parents to 2188 01:46:53.239 --> 01:46:56.199 show up, and I blinked, like I was staring ahead, 2189 01:46:56.239 --> 01:46:58.960 and then I blinked, and then people were in different places, 2190 01:47:01.119 --> 01:47:03.359 like people had like moved around like it was like 2191 01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:05.840 one frame. It was almost as if somebody had skipped, 2192 01:47:06.479 --> 01:47:08.520 had set up a camera in one location, and then 2193 01:47:08.560 --> 01:47:12.279 in like one frame was now, and then the next 2194 01:47:12.319 --> 01:47:14.279 frame was like ten minutes from now. Like everything was 2195 01:47:14.319 --> 01:47:16.039 like there were different there were things on the on 2196 01:47:16.119 --> 01:47:20.479 tables that weren't there before, people were moved around in 2197 01:47:20.520 --> 01:47:27.199 different places. That was crazy. Constitutes matrix moment? Or is 2198 01:47:27.239 --> 01:47:28.880 that does that cover like a well, I don't know. 2199 01:47:28.960 --> 01:47:31.039 I remember specifically being like, what the fuck just happened 2200 01:47:31.119 --> 01:47:33.800 like that? I don't I don't really understand. This is 2201 01:47:33.880 --> 01:47:35.439 the closest thing that I can imagine. I didn't. I 2202 01:47:35.439 --> 01:47:37.479 didn't know if if that meant something specific or. 2203 01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:39.399 No. 2204 01:47:39.520 --> 01:47:41.000 I think it's just a moment that like feels like 2205 01:47:41.000 --> 01:47:42.079 there's a matrix. 2206 01:47:42.560 --> 01:47:46.640 We're definitely the matrix because something crazy happened maybe yeah, 2207 01:47:47.159 --> 01:47:49.800 because I have a moment like that too, where I 2208 01:47:49.960 --> 01:47:52.199 thought I blinked and then an hour passed and I 2209 01:47:52.359 --> 01:47:55.920 was like really upset because it was it was this 2210 01:47:56.319 --> 01:47:58.119 It wasn't the hugest deal because I was just going 2211 01:47:58.119 --> 01:47:59.840 to summer school like I used to, just to get 2212 01:48:00.000 --> 01:48:04.119 extra credits, and I was like, oh, I'll just like, damn, 2213 01:48:04.199 --> 01:48:06.960 it's eight something. I need to be at nine or whatever. 2214 01:48:07.479 --> 01:48:09.039 And I swear to god, I blinked and it was 2215 01:48:09.119 --> 01:48:11.840 past nine. I was like, wait, I didn't feel rested. 2216 01:48:12.039 --> 01:48:14.039 I didn't feel like I got more sleep, And I 2217 01:48:14.079 --> 01:48:15.279 was like, what the fuck just happened? 2218 01:48:16.800 --> 01:48:19.159 Did that happen? Yeah, that's the other thing that that's 2219 01:48:19.159 --> 01:48:20.399 the other time it happened to me too, where I 2220 01:48:20.479 --> 01:48:22.920 was like I went to bed and I closed, I blinked, 2221 01:48:23.000 --> 01:48:24.680 and then it was daytime and I was like, that 2222 01:48:24.680 --> 01:48:25.399 doesn't happened. 2223 01:48:25.840 --> 01:48:27.239 I definitely happened, but I don't. 2224 01:48:27.079 --> 01:48:29.319 Feel I don't feel rested at all. What the f 2225 01:48:29.479 --> 01:48:33.880 I just laid down. That was such a weird. That's 2226 01:48:33.960 --> 01:48:37.279 never happened to me again ever. By the way, everything, 2227 01:48:37.720 --> 01:48:38.199 I guess. 2228 01:48:39.039 --> 01:48:42.520 My friend my friends playing tennis, right, and they were 2229 01:48:42.600 --> 01:48:44.439 like obviously serving they were like hitting it back and 2230 01:48:44.560 --> 01:48:46.800 forth and I was looking at them hit and one 2231 01:48:46.840 --> 01:48:50.600 of my friends like went to hit. I felt like 2232 01:48:50.680 --> 01:48:53.560 everything froze and I heard the ball get hit back 2233 01:48:53.600 --> 01:48:56.079 to the other side, and I was like, what just happened? 2234 01:48:56.439 --> 01:48:59.800 Did I just have a stroke? Did he just did 2235 01:48:59.880 --> 01:49:02.439 he just he lagged into the hit? 2236 01:49:02.520 --> 01:49:02.840 I guess? 2237 01:49:02.880 --> 01:49:04.760 And I was like, that didn't really happen. And I 2238 01:49:04.840 --> 01:49:06.000 went home because I was scared. 2239 01:49:06.079 --> 01:49:06.920 He were scared. 2240 01:49:07.880 --> 01:49:09.800 I didn't want to die outside, so I went home. 2241 01:49:09.920 --> 01:49:11.920 And it's like I'm gonna die in my house at 2242 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:14.600 least like a respectable person. I want to make everybody's problem. 2243 01:49:14.680 --> 01:49:18.359 Yeah, I understood, Man, I get it. Sorry, Sorry, would 2244 01:49:18.359 --> 01:49:20.560 you say I wasn't listening. I saw some crazy on Twitter? 2245 01:49:20.760 --> 01:49:21.680 Can you repeat that again? 2246 01:49:23.039 --> 01:49:27.920 My wappen? Come again? What you say? What did you see? 2247 01:49:28.680 --> 01:49:31.760 One thing I will say. One thing I will say 2248 01:49:31.800 --> 01:49:33.479 about this is that, like I remember, this reminds me 2249 01:49:33.520 --> 01:49:35.239 of a say. This is not the same because it's 2250 01:49:35.279 --> 01:49:37.359 not a Matrix moment. It's just me being stupid. But 2251 01:49:37.479 --> 01:49:39.039 like I remember, I took an edible once and I 2252 01:49:39.079 --> 01:49:42.439 got really really high, and then I went to the bathroom. 2253 01:49:43.880 --> 01:49:45.720 I went to go pee and then I walked out 2254 01:49:46.760 --> 01:49:51.520 and I think an hour head an hour head either 2255 01:49:51.680 --> 01:49:57.920 passed or it started over again, and I remember, like 2256 01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:01.079 I I know it was it was an hour had passed, 2257 01:50:01.439 --> 01:50:03.319 and I freaked myself out because I was like, was 2258 01:50:03.359 --> 01:50:05.720 I really peeing for a fucking hour? Like I was 2259 01:50:05.760 --> 01:50:07.880 so high that it like it seemed possible. And then 2260 01:50:07.880 --> 01:50:11.239 I realized that it was just daylight, saying ah, the 2261 01:50:11.359 --> 01:50:14.239 clock had like jumped forward. I was like, yo, what 2262 01:50:14.600 --> 01:50:18.439 was I thinking of that? Streaming for an hour? 2263 01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:22.199 I definitely got really high once ate a bunch of 2264 01:50:22.319 --> 01:50:25.880 Chinese food, went to the bathroom, the pits passed out 2265 01:50:26.920 --> 01:50:29.800 in my friend's toilet all my friend's like shower, I 2266 01:50:29.840 --> 01:50:32.039 passed out of this shower came out later on. I 2267 01:50:32.119 --> 01:50:34.079 was like, what's going on, guys? And kept smoking it 2268 01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:39.960 and fucking car plummeted into sleep. Joe was like, are 2269 01:50:39.960 --> 01:50:42.279 you all right? Like I zombie walked out of there, 2270 01:50:42.399 --> 01:50:44.159 like kind of stood in the corner for a little bit, 2271 01:50:44.159 --> 01:50:47.239 observing the room, went back to eating and it past now. 2272 01:50:48.319 --> 01:50:54.279 Right Dort Snort. Dort Snort wrote in this his longtime 2273 01:50:54.359 --> 01:50:57.319 kiss her first time comer. I've been watching ray Gun 2274 01:50:57.359 --> 01:50:59.640 since I was sixteen. Uh, now that I'm nineteen and 2275 01:50:59.680 --> 01:51:02.600 can join a war but not drink. How how does 2276 01:51:02.640 --> 01:51:05.880 it feel to know that people grow up, grew up slash, 2277 01:51:06.000 --> 01:51:08.840 are growing up with your content. I mean, first of all, 2278 01:51:08.840 --> 01:51:11.560 sixteen and nineteen not really that long. I'm actually kind 2279 01:51:11.560 --> 01:51:15.039 of surprised by that. It's actually after, well after the 2280 01:51:15.079 --> 01:51:17.439 big era. The this is that during the pand that's 2281 01:51:17.520 --> 01:51:20.600 well after Yeah, that was after. Yeah, it's just like 2282 01:51:20.680 --> 01:51:23.960 during the pandemic. It's kind of wild, but I'm used 2283 01:51:23.960 --> 01:51:25.239 to it at this point. Like I've had people come 2284 01:51:25.319 --> 01:51:28.840 up to me from like ten years ago now, Like 2285 01:51:28.880 --> 01:51:31.560 I have people that were following me in like twenty thirteen, 2286 01:51:32.319 --> 01:51:34.800 like before I had any real There are people still 2287 01:51:34.800 --> 01:51:36.920 in my twitch chat from like twenty thirteen twenty fourteen era, 2288 01:51:37.319 --> 01:51:41.199 which is just nutty, and that's over it. That's a 2289 01:51:41.319 --> 01:51:44.960 decade over a decade, so I mean, at first it's 2290 01:51:45.000 --> 01:51:46.720 weird to hear, but like I mean it, I don't know, 2291 01:51:47.159 --> 01:51:49.319 you hear it enough times and it kind of becomes like, yeah, okay, 2292 01:51:49.359 --> 01:51:53.600 that makes sense. It's not that crazy. It's a wild 2293 01:51:53.640 --> 01:51:57.039 thing to get introduced to as a concept. But I 2294 01:51:57.079 --> 01:51:59.199 think now it's just like yeah, cool, Like it's cool. 2295 01:51:59.239 --> 01:52:01.520 I love hearing from the from the from the og 2296 01:52:01.720 --> 01:52:04.000 the people that were grandfathered in, because that stuff does 2297 01:52:04.079 --> 01:52:06.720 blow my mind where it's like somebody reminded me I 2298 01:52:06.880 --> 01:52:10.279 forgot myself, like, oh man, i've been here since. You 2299 01:52:10.439 --> 01:52:14.359 had a Dudley from from Street Fire three as your avatar, 2300 01:52:14.880 --> 01:52:17.399 and I'm like, Jesus Christ, that was when I just 2301 01:52:17.520 --> 01:52:20.319 started this channel. Like that was in twenty fourteen. I 2302 01:52:20.439 --> 01:52:23.319 just started the channel and there was nothing going on, 2303 01:52:23.800 --> 01:52:25.479 and he was like, yeah, I've been here since. I 2304 01:52:25.600 --> 01:52:28.680 was like, I don't even remember I did that, And 2305 01:52:28.840 --> 01:52:30.680 so like I love here for people like that, like 2306 01:52:30.720 --> 01:52:34.560 anyone that's like legacy shit, because uh, they'll remember stuff 2307 01:52:34.600 --> 01:52:37.399 that you probably clearly forgot because it was just so 2308 01:52:37.520 --> 01:52:40.000 long ago, but they it had more of an impact 2309 01:52:40.039 --> 01:52:41.239 on them, so they were member. It's just like I 2310 01:52:41.359 --> 01:52:45.319 remember things from like Creators from fucking forever ago. I 2311 01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:47.600 remember certain things for people. Yeah, man, I remember you're 2312 01:52:47.600 --> 01:52:49.920 doing this, and so like that's always pretty neat. 2313 01:52:50.399 --> 01:52:54.600 Yeah I remember specific JonTron edits that there's like no 2314 01:52:54.800 --> 01:52:58.039 way he remember, right, you know what I mean. So 2315 01:52:58.359 --> 01:53:02.399 it makes sense to me that, like, especially with just 2316 01:53:02.479 --> 01:53:04.760 how much editing goes on, and how many videos don't 2317 01:53:05.199 --> 01:53:08.600 happen that are like written and like scrapped or whatever. 2318 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:11.439 So it's like, yeah, the the stuff that is out there, 2319 01:53:11.520 --> 01:53:13.479 sometimes I forget what isn't isn't out there. I'm like, 2320 01:53:13.520 --> 01:53:15.159 oh I didn't. Oh yeah, that's right, that video. I 2321 01:53:15.239 --> 01:53:17.760 never put that video out. Like I was tweeting recently 2322 01:53:17.800 --> 01:53:19.319 about a video that I made about I made a 2323 01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:23.279 video about no Bullshit, like a long one, and it 2324 01:53:23.359 --> 01:53:26.079 was like styled after like a David Attenborough nature documentary, 2325 01:53:26.159 --> 01:53:27.720 and I was like going around and like I was 2326 01:53:27.800 --> 01:53:30.840 like basically like talking about all of these disgusting qualities 2327 01:53:30.920 --> 01:53:35.199 from like loathsome animals, and like the idea was at 2328 01:53:35.239 --> 01:53:38.399 the end they would like compile into no Bullshit and 2329 01:53:38.520 --> 01:53:40.840 like he has all of these like disgusting traits that 2330 01:53:40.960 --> 01:53:44.880 we would But like I stopped halfway through because it 2331 01:53:45.239 --> 01:53:49.560 really did feel so mean, Like it felt so awful. 2332 01:53:49.920 --> 01:53:52.439 What happened? Didn't something happen right that time? You were like, oh, 2333 01:53:52.479 --> 01:53:54.159 maybe it's not the best time to put this out anymore. 2334 01:53:54.600 --> 01:53:58.199 Well, no, it was just pandemic time. But I think 2335 01:53:58.239 --> 01:54:02.039 the specific thing about it was no Bullshit specifically was 2336 01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:06.119 like dwindling and dying. So like I thought, my thought 2337 01:54:06.279 --> 01:54:09.319 was like this is mean and this is funny, Like 2338 01:54:09.439 --> 01:54:11.439 I think this is a good concept for a video, 2339 01:54:11.960 --> 01:54:15.640 but I don't think what no bullshit is at the 2340 01:54:15.760 --> 01:54:19.920 moment really warrants it, because if anything, this is just 2341 01:54:20.039 --> 01:54:22.119 going to give attention to somebody who really should just 2342 01:54:22.199 --> 01:54:26.640 be starved off the platform because he was. It wasn't 2343 01:54:26.680 --> 01:54:28.279 like he was exploding, you know what I mean. If 2344 01:54:28.560 --> 01:54:30.960 he was like exploding and he was getting like a 2345 01:54:31.039 --> 01:54:33.239 ton of traction and a bunch of like random support, 2346 01:54:33.319 --> 01:54:35.199 I would have I would have made it no fucking problem. 2347 01:54:35.680 --> 01:54:38.319 But it just kind of felt like beating a dead horse. 2348 01:54:38.239 --> 01:54:41.039 Or kicking somebody while they were down, because like I 2349 01:54:41.079 --> 01:54:44.720 don't mind punching down, but if somebody is already. 2350 01:54:44.439 --> 01:54:48.479 On the floor, like they've already been beaten, you're kind 2351 01:54:48.520 --> 01:54:52.199 of like, all right, Yeah, it felt like there was 2352 01:54:52.279 --> 01:54:54.359 no real reason to It didn't feel like a content 2353 01:54:54.479 --> 01:54:56.600 cop where like there was like a good like you 2354 01:54:56.680 --> 01:54:58.239 know what I mean. It just kind of felt like 2355 01:54:58.640 --> 01:55:02.119 I'm really picking on this who's probably too stupid to 2356 01:55:02.199 --> 01:55:04.319 even understand what's even Like I bet if I put 2357 01:55:04.319 --> 01:55:07.520 this video out he would even understand what what I'm 2358 01:55:07.520 --> 01:55:08.159 talking about. 2359 01:55:08.439 --> 01:55:11.960 I actually I had a quote unquote debate with this 2360 01:55:12.119 --> 01:55:15.960 guy because around that time when that uh I always 2361 01:55:15.960 --> 01:55:18.640 forget what her fucking name is, That that the one 2362 01:55:18.680 --> 01:55:24.399 that revealed herself to be like a nazier racist fuck right, 2363 01:55:24.720 --> 01:55:26.479 Rage after Storm, Rage affters thank you. 2364 01:55:26.920 --> 01:55:28.079 I can't. I don't know why. 2365 01:55:28.079 --> 01:55:30.960 I can't remember that fucking like it's I don't know anyway, 2366 01:55:31.079 --> 01:55:31.760 Rage after. 2367 01:55:31.680 --> 01:55:33.680 Storm, I couldn't. I couldn't remember that. I couldn't remember 2368 01:55:33.680 --> 01:55:34.199 the last part of it. 2369 01:55:34.279 --> 01:55:37.520 I only remember that that YouTuber around that time, there 2370 01:55:37.640 --> 01:55:41.720 was obviously racist people uh rallying around her. No bullshit 2371 01:55:41.840 --> 01:55:45.279 was one of those people, and I was like, like, 2372 01:55:45.479 --> 01:55:47.960 let's talk about this ship, like let's I went on 2373 01:55:48.039 --> 01:55:51.359 his channel and it was the most It reminded me 2374 01:55:51.479 --> 01:55:55.199 of like you talked about Andy Pants, Andy Pants talking 2375 01:55:55.239 --> 01:55:58.000 to act man. It was fucking this guy Jesse on 2376 01:55:58.079 --> 01:56:00.760 Fire talking to Destiny. These people they come, they have 2377 01:56:01.239 --> 01:56:04.039 nothing to say, and I'm like, why the fuck am 2378 01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:06.880 I here? There was the most like I wish I 2379 01:56:06.960 --> 01:56:09.439 don't know if that shit still exists anymore, but because 2380 01:56:09.439 --> 01:56:12.720 it was on his channel, but he he conceded to 2381 01:56:12.960 --> 01:56:15.800 every single thing that I said, and I'm like, why 2382 01:56:15.880 --> 01:56:17.039 are you even here, sir? 2383 01:56:17.199 --> 01:56:17.880 Are you just here? 2384 01:56:18.000 --> 01:56:19.680 Like you're like, I'm glad. I'm just like it just 2385 01:56:19.680 --> 01:56:21.000 seemed like one of those things, just glad to be 2386 01:56:21.039 --> 01:56:23.199 a part of the ride. When he didn't actually have 2387 01:56:23.399 --> 01:56:26.399 any disagreements or anything. It was fucking annoying. I was like, 2388 01:56:26.920 --> 01:56:30.079 you can't be this fucking stupid, But of course he was. 2389 01:56:31.159 --> 01:56:31.439 He was. 2390 01:56:31.479 --> 01:56:33.479 I remember him saying, you remember remember when he said 2391 01:56:33.479 --> 01:56:33.840 that he was. 2392 01:56:35.439 --> 01:56:40.079 Someone doxed him by just sharing his old YouTube channel 2393 01:56:40.800 --> 01:56:43.279 that's it, oh channel. 2394 01:56:43.119 --> 01:56:45.039 Where he showed it where he showed his face and 2395 01:56:45.119 --> 01:56:46.920 it was like late to him YouTube channel. 2396 01:56:47.000 --> 01:56:48.079 I was like, you doxed me? 2397 01:56:48.159 --> 01:56:54.000 And I'm like, nigga, you I've just never that's too 2398 01:56:54.119 --> 01:56:57.119 it's too much. That's too much. The thing about him, 2399 01:56:57.399 --> 01:56:59.399 the thing about him is that like I fully believe 2400 01:56:59.479 --> 01:57:01.840 that he believes that he was doxed, Like I don't 2401 01:57:01.880 --> 01:57:04.000 think I I genuinely he's one of those people where 2402 01:57:04.039 --> 01:57:06.319 like I don't think it's like a grift. I mean 2403 01:57:06.319 --> 01:57:08.520 I think it is on some level obviously, because he's 2404 01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:11.560 doing like the the self evident thing where it's like, oh, 2405 01:57:11.640 --> 01:57:13.479 this is working. Let me do more of it. But 2406 01:57:13.600 --> 01:57:16.800 I also do think like he's genuinely not smart at all, 2407 01:57:16.880 --> 01:57:20.319 Like he's authentically one of the stupidest people I've ever seen. 2408 01:57:20.560 --> 01:57:23.319 H Like, I like, even in person. I remember meeting 2409 01:57:23.359 --> 01:57:26.760 him and being like, this is a fucking gold if 2410 01:57:26.760 --> 01:57:29.279 I've ever seen one. But do you remember was it 2411 01:57:29.399 --> 01:57:37.119 was he the one that liked at. 2412 01:57:38.119 --> 01:57:38.159 That? 2413 01:57:38.600 --> 01:57:40.640 Yeah, I don't know. Like I around the time I 2414 01:57:40.760 --> 01:57:43.479 was making that video, it just kind of felt like this, 2415 01:57:44.079 --> 01:57:46.960 this would be a good video, and it would it 2416 01:57:47.039 --> 01:57:50.840 would be it wouldn't be invalid, but I felt I 2417 01:57:50.880 --> 01:57:52.560 felt like there was a possibility that he would have 2418 01:57:52.680 --> 01:57:55.319 used it to maybe, like I don't know, like it 2419 01:57:55.359 --> 01:57:57.520 would have given him more of a reason to stick around. 2420 01:57:57.600 --> 01:57:59.840 I think where I'm like, you were just trying. 2421 01:58:00.159 --> 01:58:02.399 I gotta say, I'm a little I'm a little sad 2422 01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:05.560 now discovering this because I would have loved it, because 2423 01:58:05.600 --> 01:58:08.680 I these because to me, these are the real locales, right, 2424 01:58:08.760 --> 01:58:12.359 Like I love seeing content about these guys, these these 2425 01:58:12.720 --> 01:58:17.239 low tier grifters, because they're fascinating. It's it's fascinating to 2426 01:58:17.319 --> 01:58:20.000 be in this realm, to see that these people can 2427 01:58:20.079 --> 01:58:22.119 actually make a living doing this and they're so bad 2428 01:58:22.159 --> 01:58:22.359 at it. 2429 01:58:22.880 --> 01:58:23.399 That's the thing. 2430 01:58:23.479 --> 01:58:24.840 I just keep going back to that that I'm like, 2431 01:58:24.920 --> 01:58:28.680 you're so bad at this, but you're somehow stumbling forward. 2432 01:58:28.760 --> 01:58:33.840 You're stumbling upwards when it shouldn't. That's my Matrix moment really, 2433 01:58:33.880 --> 01:58:38.079 because I just feel like people shouldn't be able to 2434 01:58:38.119 --> 01:58:40.199 consume this content and be like, yeah, this is good. 2435 01:58:40.720 --> 01:58:43.399 And I'm like, that's you want to talk about NPCs, 2436 01:58:43.920 --> 01:58:47.159 like you can only be programmed to think this is good. 2437 01:58:47.199 --> 01:58:49.079 I don't know, it just doesn't seem real to me. 2438 01:58:49.439 --> 01:58:51.279 I'm like, how do you have a brain that can 2439 01:58:51.319 --> 01:58:55.199 put on pants and and and and somehow turn on 2440 01:58:55.239 --> 01:58:58.720 an ignition to drive and shit like and you and 2441 01:58:58.840 --> 01:59:01.399 you your brain works enough to do things like that. 2442 01:59:02.640 --> 01:59:04.279 But you see these. 2443 01:59:04.199 --> 01:59:08.479 People that aren't making any points and they're like, yeah, 2444 01:59:08.880 --> 01:59:11.399 that's good, that's that's really good. 2445 01:59:11.960 --> 01:59:13.840 And I'm like, I don't get it, man. 2446 01:59:14.239 --> 01:59:18.720 It should's matrix, Like bugget fuck it? 2447 01:59:18.800 --> 01:59:23.680 Man, can man? I can't wait? Okay, last one, I 2448 01:59:23.760 --> 01:59:24.119 can't wait. 2449 01:59:25.520 --> 01:59:26.039 I can't wait. 2450 01:59:26.520 --> 01:59:28.520 I'm gonna say this wild one. I'm gonna be a 2451 01:59:28.560 --> 01:59:32.560 fucking fire stoker. I'm by the way, I'm totally serious. 2452 01:59:32.680 --> 01:59:35.199 I'm making this like a second, we get off this sound. Yeah, 2453 01:59:35.239 --> 01:59:38.239 I'm getting on my iPad. I'm gonna draw up this. 2454 01:59:38.399 --> 01:59:42.399 I'm gonna drop this character. I'm sorry, excited, but last 2455 01:59:42.479 --> 01:59:44.760 question and then we'll we'll get the fuck out of here. 2456 01:59:45.000 --> 01:59:47.520 Coming on his skin, the gaping will not yield her, 2457 01:59:47.520 --> 01:59:51.279 and he says, hey, snark gets it's kind of inelegant 2458 01:59:51.279 --> 01:59:54.399 to say, but he says, any of you wentto board 2459 01:59:54.439 --> 01:59:57.479 games personally, there's a magic of having everyone together to play. 2460 01:59:57.399 --> 01:59:58.560 Something I love. 2461 01:59:59.000 --> 02:00:03.239 It depends, it depends on the game. There are Look, 2462 02:00:03.720 --> 02:00:08.840 with all due respect, can we how do I say this? 2463 02:00:09.119 --> 02:00:13.920 There needs to be a moratorium on certain games. I 2464 02:00:14.000 --> 02:00:16.880 think certain games need to go away forever. Like certain 2465 02:00:16.920 --> 02:00:20.920 board games which ones cards against humanity needs to go away. 2466 02:00:21.960 --> 02:00:22.600 That's not really. 2467 02:00:24.600 --> 02:00:27.079 It is. It is though, like I understand what you mean. 2468 02:00:27.079 --> 02:00:29.680 It's doesn't have a board per se, but like you 2469 02:00:29.720 --> 02:00:34.479 know what I mean, Well, that's to me like the 2470 02:00:34.560 --> 02:00:37.039 same ship, Like it's you know, a board game is 2471 02:00:37.119 --> 02:00:38.960 just a you know, a physical game that you play 2472 02:00:39.000 --> 02:00:42.560 with other people. In my opinion, that isn't like that 2473 02:00:42.720 --> 02:00:44.800 isn't like physically demanded. It's not like tag or something, 2474 02:00:45.079 --> 02:00:48.640 you know, but Cards Against Humanity needs to go away. 2475 02:00:48.760 --> 02:00:51.399 Like Cards Against Humanity hasn't been fun for I don't 2476 02:00:51.439 --> 02:00:53.720 know ten years now, and every time I see it 2477 02:00:53.840 --> 02:00:56.079 brought to a party, it's always just like, what are 2478 02:00:56.119 --> 02:00:58.520 we doing it? Don't it? 2479 02:00:58.560 --> 02:01:00.920 Don't go hard enough, Cards Amanity. If you're gonna go hard, 2480 02:01:00.960 --> 02:01:04.239 you gotta go hard. It's jokes, yeah, exactly. 2481 02:01:04.359 --> 02:01:05.880 The thing about it. The thing about it is like 2482 02:01:05.960 --> 02:01:08.560 it's Cardsion Humanity is fun the first time you play it. 2483 02:01:08.920 --> 02:01:11.560 The second time maybe, but like by the third time, 2484 02:01:11.720 --> 02:01:14.840 like you've seen all these cards, you get it like 2485 02:01:14.920 --> 02:01:17.560 there's nothing left and it's like you can only you 2486 02:01:17.600 --> 02:01:19.960 can only laugh at the same jokes so many times. 2487 02:01:21.359 --> 02:01:23.319 You know. It's why Quiplash is way better, Like just 2488 02:01:23.359 --> 02:01:25.239 like that, that's like it took it and it's like 2489 02:01:25.319 --> 02:01:27.560 you you make shit up like that. Now that game 2490 02:01:27.680 --> 02:01:30.079 devolves into the same kind of like predictable stuff too, 2491 02:01:30.479 --> 02:01:33.840 but the very least, it's like it changes depending on who. 2492 02:01:34.600 --> 02:01:37.319 There's another version of it where people write prompts and 2493 02:01:37.439 --> 02:01:39.479 you have to make jokes with the prompts. People make 2494 02:01:39.640 --> 02:01:41.720 that version of the New jack Box game. That game 2495 02:01:41.800 --> 02:01:44.359 is crazy good, But Quiplad is kind of boring as 2496 02:01:44.399 --> 02:01:48.039 well too. The game we play my favorite, but it's 2497 02:01:48.079 --> 02:01:49.359 better than cards gets managed. Sure. 2498 02:01:49.399 --> 02:01:51.079 My favorite card game we have is as one we 2499 02:01:51.319 --> 02:01:52.319 play called Secret Hitler. 2500 02:01:52.960 --> 02:01:58.359 I love that game. I've heard so fucking funny. There's 2501 02:01:58.520 --> 02:02:05.520 lie lies each other constantly. Yeah, and oftentimes I'm really 2502 02:02:05.640 --> 02:02:09.560 bad at lying. I'm not a good liar, So I 2503 02:02:09.880 --> 02:02:12.359 just laughed my ass off whenever something happened. 2504 02:02:12.439 --> 02:02:17.119 I like. I like games like taboo. It doesn't have 2505 02:02:17.239 --> 02:02:19.239 to be taboo, but like trying to work with somebody 2506 02:02:19.239 --> 02:02:20.720 else to get them to say something that you're not 2507 02:02:20.760 --> 02:02:26.880 allowed to tell them to say, because it becomes really frustrating. Uh. 2508 02:02:27.359 --> 02:02:29.319 There's one Caveman variant of it that I thought it 2509 02:02:29.359 --> 02:02:29.880 was one word. 2510 02:02:30.039 --> 02:02:31.760 Yeah, poetry for any endethals. 2511 02:02:33.319 --> 02:02:39.600 That's what it's called. Jesus Christ. Great name, guys, hey man, 2512 02:02:39.680 --> 02:02:42.039 I actually, uh interesting enough. 2513 02:02:42.640 --> 02:02:45.840 It was literally just last night that Jojo was talking 2514 02:02:45.920 --> 02:02:50.359 about board games and she's never she never played them 2515 02:02:50.399 --> 02:02:53.880 growing up. She only had she had Monopoly, and she 2516 02:02:53.920 --> 02:02:55.600 didn't get her family to play because I was like, 2517 02:02:55.680 --> 02:02:58.439 bro the of course, not that game's fucking that's just 2518 02:02:58.479 --> 02:02:59.840 the game that it's just frustrating. 2519 02:03:00.000 --> 02:03:03.479 It's not even fun I love Monopoly, but yeah, Monopoly is. 2520 02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:06.560 It's fun for like ten minutes and then and then 2521 02:03:06.560 --> 02:03:08.840 it starts getting annoying because there's. 2522 02:03:08.720 --> 02:03:13.119 Something it's it's just being addicted. I love that so hard. 2523 02:03:13.600 --> 02:03:15.239 They go they get a little bit too, and you're like, 2524 02:03:15.279 --> 02:03:17.199 all right, man, calm down, like you're really trying to 2525 02:03:17.319 --> 02:03:18.119 crush everybody. 2526 02:03:18.880 --> 02:03:22.039 And that's literally Lily is really she gets really fucking 2527 02:03:22.119 --> 02:03:24.920 mean and Monopoly, dude, it's like whoa bro. And I 2528 02:03:25.000 --> 02:03:27.319 start feeling bad because I'm like, dude, I'm keeping I'm 2529 02:03:27.399 --> 02:03:30.159 keep people on poverty, like I'm preventing people from having 2530 02:03:30.319 --> 02:03:32.880 decent lives because of the amount of rent I have. 2531 02:03:33.199 --> 02:03:35.319 So I just sell my should I can't do this 2532 02:03:35.439 --> 02:03:37.520 no more, and I sell all my shit away and 2533 02:03:37.520 --> 02:03:38.600 I don't want to play anymore. 2534 02:03:39.119 --> 02:03:41.279 Yeah, I it is what it is. 2535 02:03:41.399 --> 02:03:44.880 I like some of the classics like Trouble or pop Omatic, 2536 02:03:44.960 --> 02:03:48.399 whatever the fuck that shit's called, or Sorry. There are 2537 02:03:48.439 --> 02:03:50.760 some like classic board games like that. They actually want 2538 02:03:50.800 --> 02:03:54.119 to buy some of those, and then just so like people, 2539 02:03:54.199 --> 02:03:56.319 I feel like there's some classic American ones that I've 2540 02:03:56.520 --> 02:03:57.800 that everybody should experience. 2541 02:03:58.399 --> 02:03:59.439 But it's there's life. 2542 02:03:59.520 --> 02:04:01.159 But as far is like I'm be honest, A lot 2543 02:04:01.199 --> 02:04:04.239 of the a lot of like that stuff. I don't 2544 02:04:04.279 --> 02:04:07.000 care anymore because I just kind of wanted to. I 2545 02:04:07.119 --> 02:04:09.600 just feel like video games replace that shit to me. 2546 02:04:09.760 --> 02:04:12.520 It's it's just so interesting to like pass around controllers. 2547 02:04:12.840 --> 02:04:15.039 Every time I go to my friend's house. We were lazy. 2548 02:04:15.079 --> 02:04:17.439 We just keep popping in like old Mortal Kombat games 2549 02:04:17.560 --> 02:04:20.399 or something, and then we just passed around the controllers, 2550 02:04:20.439 --> 02:04:22.520 and you know, we try to do like, oh, it's 2551 02:04:22.520 --> 02:04:24.319 try to beat it on Master, like on the hardest 2552 02:04:24.359 --> 02:04:27.239 setting or something like that, and it's fucking like impossible. Yeah, 2553 02:04:27.279 --> 02:04:28.960 we just have a good time trying, and then we'll 2554 02:04:28.960 --> 02:04:31.840 give up on trilogy. You know, it's on Mortalbat Trilogy, 2555 02:04:31.840 --> 02:04:34.039 and we'll just be the bosses and just kick everyone's test. 2556 02:04:34.119 --> 02:04:37.560 After we're done, we're like, fuck this shit. The thing 2557 02:04:37.600 --> 02:04:40.600 that's frustrating about board games is that like pieces get missing, 2558 02:04:40.760 --> 02:04:43.920 and then parts of the game gets get damaged, and 2559 02:04:44.520 --> 02:04:46.520 and it's just kind of like, I don't know, once 2560 02:04:46.640 --> 02:04:48.239 one piece of the game is missing, it kind of 2561 02:04:48.279 --> 02:04:51.680 feels like, eh, it's like an incomplete Like I remember 2562 02:04:51.760 --> 02:04:55.279 playing Monopoly, and I remember the Monopoly that we had 2563 02:04:56.760 --> 02:04:59.600 had like we had two thimbles, or we had we 2564 02:04:59.680 --> 02:05:03.439 had two you uh character pieces to use, and so 2565 02:05:03.520 --> 02:05:05.439 we would just end up using like here's I'm the 2566 02:05:05.520 --> 02:05:09.079 guitar pick, or like I'm the fucking the double A 2567 02:05:09.199 --> 02:05:13.680 battery and just be like, well, this is very this 2568 02:05:13.840 --> 02:05:15.079 is This kind of breaks it a. 2569 02:05:15.079 --> 02:05:16.960 Little bit, kind of breaks immersion. 2570 02:05:17.399 --> 02:05:20.159 Board Gate breaks the immersion for this boy. I have 2571 02:05:20.239 --> 02:05:22.760 Spider Man Monopoly, which is like a weird one I have. 2572 02:05:23.079 --> 02:05:25.319 I have a few. I have one Pokemon one that 2573 02:05:25.399 --> 02:05:25.880 I really like. 2574 02:05:27.039 --> 02:05:28.239 Yeah, I'm not looking at that. I want to get. 2575 02:05:29.319 --> 02:05:30.880 I definitely want to get some of the classic ones. 2576 02:05:31.159 --> 02:05:34.119 You know what pissed me off. Fucking Jumanji came out. 2577 02:05:34.159 --> 02:05:35.920 I'm like, oh man, and then they put Jumanju the 2578 02:05:35.960 --> 02:05:38.159 board game and it looks fucking gay. I was like, 2579 02:05:38.840 --> 02:05:41.079 why would you not make it look like the what 2580 02:05:41.319 --> 02:05:43.520 the thing in the movie, which would make me buy 2581 02:05:43.600 --> 02:05:46.600 it at least if it looked like the piece. Now, 2582 02:05:46.640 --> 02:05:49.600 I'm sure somebody has some novelty ship like that flying around, 2583 02:05:49.640 --> 02:05:51.760 probably made out of like die cast or something, but 2584 02:05:52.000 --> 02:05:54.720 like the one that you buy on it, it looked 2585 02:05:54.800 --> 02:05:56.960 like it just looked like the biggest piece of shit 2586 02:05:56.960 --> 02:05:57.920 and I'm like, I can't believe that. 2587 02:05:57.960 --> 02:06:00.960 I couldn't bring much monopoly when you were your kid. 2588 02:06:02.039 --> 02:06:04.039 In general, you can't put Monopoly in my house now. 2589 02:06:04.119 --> 02:06:07.000 You gotta play Monopoly somewhere else. I know that that's 2590 02:06:07.000 --> 02:06:08.520 gonna happen, but like, I just don't want to be 2591 02:06:08.640 --> 02:06:12.720 roped into that shit anyway possible. Like the high from 2592 02:06:12.760 --> 02:06:14.680 that movie have scarred me to a degree. 2593 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:16.640 You mean, you mean. 2594 02:06:19.479 --> 02:06:21.720 It's weird that he's talking about Monopoly now, and it's 2595 02:06:21.760 --> 02:06:25.720 just because I'll just be like, no, I don't want 2596 02:06:25.720 --> 02:06:27.760 to walk into my bedroom. There's a fucking line in there. 2597 02:06:27.880 --> 02:06:29.920 That movie's fake. That line would have went straight through 2598 02:06:29.960 --> 02:06:34.119 that bedroom door and would have killed that woman. Yeah, 2599 02:06:34.399 --> 02:06:40.199 the it is weird that they just don't they don't 2600 02:06:40.279 --> 02:06:44.640 understand what sells about these things. Fucking dumb assholes. Anyway, 2601 02:06:45.319 --> 02:06:47.479 let's get the fuck out of here. We're gonna read 2602 02:06:47.520 --> 02:06:51.239 our twenty five dollars patrons now, if you want to 2603 02:06:51.359 --> 02:06:52.680 have your name right at the end of the show 2604 02:06:52.680 --> 02:06:55.800 and make me say stuff that makes me upset, going 2605 02:06:55.840 --> 02:06:59.840 over to patreon dot com, slash the snart tank and 2606 02:07:01.159 --> 02:07:05.840 throw us a bone. All right, you're gonna cut me down. 2607 02:07:08.119 --> 02:07:17.239 All Right three two one, Tim. 2608 02:07:17.079 --> 02:07:20.479 Wallts assassinated Jeffrey Epstein while Bernie Sanders watched approvingly. J 2609 02:07:20.680 --> 02:07:23.479 z inhaling an entire bag of flower in one sniff 2610 02:07:24.319 --> 02:07:28.199 queef Man front farighting justice upon Villainy Kingston's nward swear 2611 02:07:28.279 --> 02:07:32.319 Jarwer could pay for Keith David as a guest. Race 2612 02:07:32.399 --> 02:07:37.239 Wars episode three, Revenge of the Spick. Joe Bamna, How 2613 02:07:38.159 --> 02:07:42.199 what the hell Joe Bombna? How the little piggies will 2614 02:07:42.239 --> 02:07:45.319 grunt when they hear how the old boar suffered. You're laughing. 2615 02:07:45.359 --> 02:07:48.960 They're doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens that are in prison, 2616 02:07:49.039 --> 02:07:53.279 and you're laughing. Cerberus media group bankrolled by Reapers today 2617 02:07:54.479 --> 02:07:58.439 smashing gay pumpkins v like penetration, dirty penis lubrication on myself. 2618 02:07:58.479 --> 02:08:01.079 I fok Brothers Women's zero thrust thrust my face into 2619 02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:05.039 and then it's and it's blank, the Silver Spermer and 2620 02:08:05.079 --> 02:08:10.119 the legend of the cock TOAs Penis Grippin playing Cyberpunk 2621 02:08:10.159 --> 02:08:13.640 for the first time, he enjoy it. Uh, you waited 2622 02:08:14.239 --> 02:08:17.359 the perfect amount of time because you're playing a way 2623 02:08:17.399 --> 02:08:19.119 better version of the game than I did. Hey, it's me. 2624 02:08:21.119 --> 02:08:22.119 You got the eddies. 2625 02:08:22.399 --> 02:08:22.720 It's me. 2626 02:08:24.399 --> 02:08:24.680 It's me. 2627 02:08:28.119 --> 02:08:34.279 This is just like the orchata on Beach Way, every 2628 02:08:34.399 --> 02:08:38.800 fucking Maana that that me used to make for me 2629 02:08:40.159 --> 02:08:52.439 in in Mocho glado glad. 2630 02:08:57.479 --> 02:09:00.239 Oh my god, I love Jackie Well, I'm like that. 2631 02:09:01.039 --> 02:09:04.119 Fuck he's such a fucking cardboard cutout Mexican. 2632 02:09:04.199 --> 02:09:09.399 He's so stereotypically comedically Mexican. It's like, damn, bro, don't 2633 02:09:09.439 --> 02:09:11.239 touch me. But it's so weird, is that? 2634 02:09:11.319 --> 02:09:13.039 Like, Yeah, I got it, it's money. I gotta get 2635 02:09:13.079 --> 02:09:16.119 back aroun fucking my sister after I eat my fucking dollar. 2636 02:09:17.600 --> 02:09:19.720 A bunch of duchess don't do that. 2637 02:09:20.399 --> 02:09:20.800 They don't. 2638 02:09:21.039 --> 02:09:24.720 They don't do that. That's not that does that. 2639 02:09:24.800 --> 02:09:29.079 That's like not, that's like not Mexicans we meet in 2640 02:09:29.159 --> 02:09:32.920 our era. Like that's like Mexicans in like the seventies 2641 02:09:33.000 --> 02:09:33.920 and eighties and ship like that. 2642 02:09:34.680 --> 02:09:37.039 You know what that is. That's an n c D. 2643 02:09:37.680 --> 02:09:41.439 Yeah, yeah, totally, it totally is like, dude, they don't 2644 02:09:42.159 --> 02:09:45.239 like or no one says that, Like I've never heard 2645 02:09:45.279 --> 02:09:46.399 of Mexicans. 2646 02:09:45.960 --> 02:09:50.439 Say that ever ever, if their head isn't bald, I haven't. 2647 02:09:50.239 --> 02:09:52.960 Even heard of Cholo saying dude, Remember it's like what 2648 02:09:53.079 --> 02:09:55.159 do you guys just that that fall out of relevant 2649 02:09:55.279 --> 02:09:58.119 is like not even that's nothing saying we had likelos. 2650 02:09:57.600 --> 02:10:00.319 Like they say niggas like cats over here here, you know, 2651 02:10:00.439 --> 02:10:01.760 like you know, there's just cats everywhere. 2652 02:10:01.800 --> 02:10:04.840 There's always just everywhere. So like there's Tolos just everywhere, 2653 02:10:04.840 --> 02:10:05.199 and they just. 2654 02:10:05.319 --> 02:10:08.039 Look like hey, oh today, hey, Like it's it's just 2655 02:10:08.520 --> 02:10:12.439 it was they're stereotypes or it's real like they're you know, 2656 02:10:12.520 --> 02:10:14.479 like if you're trying to do a movie, it's the 2657 02:10:14.560 --> 02:10:18.000 same fucking thing. That's why I love I love Yes, 2658 02:10:18.159 --> 02:10:21.319 I love toolos because how stereotypical they were. 2659 02:10:21.600 --> 02:10:22.520 It was fascinating. 2660 02:10:23.520 --> 02:10:27.199 I don't like Tolo's all right, they're coming in jobs, all. 2661 02:10:27.119 --> 02:10:30.800 Right, Dutch just puckered, pink man, pussy. Vanna the Dead. 2662 02:10:31.720 --> 02:10:34.960 I think my voice is going away. Oh god, damn it, 2663 02:10:35.840 --> 02:10:38.279 Vanna the Dead. That's wild. Sweeney is right on most 2664 02:10:38.279 --> 02:10:41.399 topics around. I had Asian if if hung Metro, don't 2665 02:10:41.479 --> 02:10:45.039 fuck you, he's gonna suck you. My penis looks like 2666 02:10:45.199 --> 02:10:49.439 a little mouse's nose. That is, it's fucking crazy. It's 2667 02:10:49.520 --> 02:10:52.319 a little mouse. Specifically as wild. I lived twenty minutes 2668 02:10:52.359 --> 02:10:54.720 from where mister hands was shot. If you like baby metal, 2669 02:10:54.800 --> 02:11:00.479 listen to Hannah Hannaby m Blair White, Can I banging 2670 02:11:00.479 --> 02:11:02.439 Alex Jones. Next time you think you can't do something, 2671 02:11:02.479 --> 02:11:04.560 always remember every right winger on Earth. Became an expert 2672 02:11:04.600 --> 02:11:07.159 on Haitian color culture in just a few days. The 2673 02:11:07.239 --> 02:11:09.680 second coming of Miguelo Harri's trans mass pussy the xenomorph 2674 02:11:09.680 --> 02:11:13.039 in the audience, removing its revealing itself by using the 2675 02:11:13.119 --> 02:11:15.680 dick in its human suit like a zipper. Derek using 2676 02:11:15.880 --> 02:11:23.000 dumb kunt contextually correct swoon death. Uh is it? 2677 02:11:23.199 --> 02:11:23.640 What is that? 2678 02:11:24.560 --> 02:11:27.359 Oh? That looks funny? That on my screen it's so 2679 02:11:27.520 --> 02:11:33.479 blurry it looked genuinely scary. Yeah. Uh, Jack the world's 2680 02:11:33.520 --> 02:11:38.479 fastest Maori playing fifty nzd, paying fifty nz d a month, 2681 02:11:38.520 --> 02:11:40.199 only to change the last part of my name and 2682 02:11:40.319 --> 02:11:42.560 have Sweeney read it wrong. In this classroom, the gunshots 2683 02:11:42.560 --> 02:11:44.600 don't dismiss you. If y'all were Alvin and the Chipmunks, 2684 02:11:44.680 --> 02:11:46.319 Derek would be Simon because of how badly I want 2685 02:11:46.359 --> 02:11:49.039 to fucking big meat. The stinks. They should replace the balls. 2686 02:11:49.840 --> 02:11:52.760 That is crazy, that's a crazy to be read fast. 2687 02:11:53.840 --> 02:11:57.199 There's a so bad they should replace the balls, and 2688 02:11:57.439 --> 02:11:59.239 the should replace the balls in the NFL with New 2689 02:11:59.279 --> 02:12:00.840 World Babies for easy cakes. Andy the man who's and 2690 02:12:00.960 --> 02:12:02.359 he is now eight here but down a standing nineteen 2691 02:12:02.399 --> 02:12:05.960 ninety two space movie shut up every day in my sheets, 2692 02:12:06.039 --> 02:12:09.920 you hear gluck gluck, gluck gluck. Heath Smoker mag Negro 2693 02:12:10.800 --> 02:12:17.600 in his in his metal do rag pro professor there 2694 02:12:19.600 --> 02:12:19.880 see that. 2695 02:12:20.720 --> 02:12:23.239 I actually was like for two seconds, I was like, 2696 02:12:23.359 --> 02:12:24.880 I'm gonna see how bunch of costs and I was like, 2697 02:12:24.920 --> 02:12:27.239 shut the fuck up, Derek, Shut the funk up. 2698 02:12:27.680 --> 02:12:31.920 This is not real. Derek caught uh oh gids, Derek 2699 02:12:31.960 --> 02:12:35.000 caught on tape elbow deep fisting Charlie Sheen at the 2700 02:12:35.079 --> 02:12:38.880 Diddy Party. I'd be so that's insane. I'd be yeah, 2701 02:12:38.960 --> 02:12:40.560 I would be upset if I got caught doing that. 2702 02:12:40.920 --> 02:12:45.000 I wouldn't not if I didn't, That's would make me upset. 2703 02:12:45.039 --> 02:12:46.880 I'm like him, Charlie. 2704 02:12:47.000 --> 02:12:47.319 Why not. 2705 02:12:49.479 --> 02:12:51.279 Dick so hard to make the metal detector go off? 2706 02:12:51.359 --> 02:12:53.560 I nine on his eleven so he ain't never forget 2707 02:12:54.079 --> 02:12:59.000 wro't wro't re won't read such a ragged raggy rocket 2708 02:13:02.439 --> 02:13:07.239 scream blast energy of a mime's shattered silence what the fuck? 2709 02:13:07.920 --> 02:13:11.439 Kevin Durant's feet Timpoole takes money from big Beanie relinquishy 2710 02:13:11.479 --> 02:13:13.560 contents of you pockets bread or thou shalt chef a 2711 02:13:13.600 --> 02:13:17.840 man up, mister pants Sweeney fisting himself until it comes 2712 02:13:17.880 --> 02:13:21.800 out of his mouth, saying it's a Caribbean thing. Seize 2713 02:13:21.880 --> 02:13:30.680 j the Dorito Pope. They call me the cup dumb concords, concords, 2714 02:13:30.720 --> 02:13:35.159 bad fur day, nice cardboard pie, spumbafutters. If Jurie Han 2715 02:13:35.359 --> 02:13:38.600 was real, I'd probably be saying shit people say in 2716 02:13:38.720 --> 02:13:41.920 porn comments while fucking here. That's insane. Jolly old dipshit. 2717 02:13:42.880 --> 02:13:47.880 Grizzly Man Death Recording RFK grizzly Man Death Recording, rfk 2718 02:13:48.079 --> 02:13:53.640 Ai cover cipher graph freak bob Okay, if you won't 2719 02:13:53.640 --> 02:13:57.399 get bunty, what about Smoky you telling me babies your 2720 02:13:57.439 --> 02:14:05.359 to you telling me babies found this oil? Hunter Dubois 2721 02:14:05.560 --> 02:14:10.000 take the forty K pill brother, Uh brother, I'm gay 2722 02:14:10.239 --> 02:14:11.680 by frank a gay natra. 2723 02:14:16.319 --> 02:14:18.159 Oh shit, I did it? 2724 02:14:18.960 --> 02:14:23.960 My so stupid? 2725 02:14:24.439 --> 02:14:24.880 What's up? 2726 02:14:24.960 --> 02:14:27.800 Homo dude, I'm coming into you. I'm gonna fuck your 2727 02:14:27.840 --> 02:14:29.439 tyed busy. I'm a homo dude, penis I love You, 2728 02:14:29.479 --> 02:14:32.000 What's up? Homo dude, Costco Wiener Haer rise against his 2729 02:14:32.079 --> 02:14:34.079 the use for straight man smitche the Kid? Can we 2730 02:14:34.119 --> 02:14:35.960 get the outro for the podcast back? And allowed us 2731 02:14:36.000 --> 02:14:37.960 to know when it was actually over A patron just 2732 02:14:38.039 --> 02:14:40.800 cover the out poopy bossible? What was it? Because like, 2733 02:14:40.840 --> 02:14:44.680 should I just get what you used to use? It 2734 02:14:44.800 --> 02:14:47.159 was literally just the end of the full version of 2735 02:14:47.199 --> 02:14:49.560 the song. I would just kind of, yeah, I would. 2736 02:14:49.600 --> 02:14:51.319 I would take the end of the track because it 2737 02:14:51.399 --> 02:14:53.680 had that like the snare that would fade out, and 2738 02:14:53.800 --> 02:14:56.960 I would just kind of start it. I would fade 2739 02:14:57.000 --> 02:15:00.439 it in over our like ending banter, and and eventually 2740 02:15:00.439 --> 02:15:02.479 it would just kind of trail off. And I mean 2741 02:15:02.520 --> 02:15:03.000 that's what I would do. 2742 02:15:03.039 --> 02:15:05.640 I don't know if you in it, because I actually 2743 02:15:05.720 --> 02:15:08.560 on the last episode I was thinking about that and 2744 02:15:08.680 --> 02:15:11.239 I couldn't remember, and then I was thinking I was 2745 02:15:11.279 --> 02:15:13.399 gonna use something else, but then my mind was getting 2746 02:15:13.399 --> 02:15:15.880 too like stupid. I was like, I'm gonna use something 2747 02:15:15.960 --> 02:15:16.960 really annoying and dumb. 2748 02:15:17.000 --> 02:15:19.840 But then I was like, all right, never, but yeah, 2749 02:15:19.920 --> 02:15:22.600 that's that's what I used to do. But that that's 2750 02:15:22.600 --> 02:15:25.079 when I was editing the show. So that was so 2751 02:15:25.239 --> 02:15:25.680 long ago. 2752 02:15:26.199 --> 02:15:28.840 But I mean I was just getting something because I 2753 02:15:28.840 --> 02:15:32.000 guess a Patreon issue, a Patroon issue, because uh, you know, 2754 02:15:32.079 --> 02:15:37.199 obviously everything finishes correctly on the the free feeds the 2755 02:15:38.520 --> 02:15:42.199 fucking YouTube video, so it must be like when I 2756 02:15:42.479 --> 02:15:45.479 upload directly to the feed of Patreon, is what's the 2757 02:15:45.600 --> 02:15:46.720 issue it cuts off? 2758 02:15:46.760 --> 02:15:50.640 I guess, yeah, well, I mean we can put the 2759 02:15:50.840 --> 02:15:53.319 I mean it's yeah, it's it's a pretty easy like that. 2760 02:15:53.640 --> 02:15:55.880 The full song has like a natural ending, so I 2761 02:15:55.960 --> 02:15:57.439 usually just like cut a little bit of the the 2762 02:15:57.640 --> 02:16:01.920 ending and like, you know, layer it anyway. Listening to 2763 02:16:01.960 --> 02:16:05.319 Anne Hathaway, Uh say the N word singing two bucs, 2764 02:16:05.359 --> 02:16:06.720 how do you want it? I just be joined the 2765 02:16:06.760 --> 02:16:09.359 Ira Devin is pregnant. I'd fall asleep to Nword compilations. 2766 02:16:09.439 --> 02:16:11.680 British people come then be like, what's all this? Then 2767 02:16:13.640 --> 02:16:18.960 what todishin Shannon Sharp railing someone live on ig No way, 2768 02:16:19.000 --> 02:16:21.319 I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. Skewing your 2769 02:16:21.399 --> 02:16:24.439 viewer demographics as a gay mom instead of five, a 2770 02:16:24.560 --> 02:16:26.720 gay mom of five instead of a gay homeless teenager, 2771 02:16:28.520 --> 02:16:31.800 transform gremlin, you should Blizzard trying to distract from massive 2772 02:16:31.840 --> 02:16:35.680 layoffs by revealing that you, the player are gay. Craig 2773 02:16:35.760 --> 02:16:41.520 the Canadian Sweeney is Jesus Christ. Sweeney is fat and 2774 02:16:41.639 --> 02:16:44.799 retarded and can't read for shit, Get glasses. 2775 02:16:46.040 --> 02:16:48.879 Thank you for the damn you just paid me, bro, 2776 02:16:49.040 --> 02:16:49.559 that's crazy. 2777 02:16:49.959 --> 02:16:52.319 Thanks for Thanks for the buddy, it's your voice. Shoty 2778 02:16:52.360 --> 02:16:54.399 the Derek sacrificing three years of his life trying to 2779 02:16:54.440 --> 02:16:58.959 open that one Starbucks bottle. Uh, I dreamed I watched 2780 02:16:59.000 --> 02:17:01.840 a four hour YouTube tutorial of Willem Dafoe showing you 2781 02:17:01.959 --> 02:17:04.799 how to change a wagon's wheel, but the horse was 2782 02:17:04.840 --> 02:17:09.680 a hitch. Three x O letting the three musket dumb 2783 02:17:09.760 --> 02:17:13.559 asses know that the suffix file means that you like something. 2784 02:17:14.040 --> 02:17:17.479 It's opposite of phobia. You didn't say it was a phobia. Thanks. 2785 02:17:17.559 --> 02:17:18.799 Let me fucking obsession? 2786 02:17:19.360 --> 02:17:20.479 Yeah, what is it? 2787 02:17:20.520 --> 02:17:23.399 What's this guy talking about? I don't know whatever, I 2788 02:17:23.440 --> 02:17:26.639 don't know he paints whatever? Thanks? Uh. The euphoric feeling 2789 02:17:26.799 --> 02:17:29.040 from being on HRT for seven months and having my 2790 02:17:29.120 --> 02:17:32.000 penis shrink from six inches erect to four inches erect, 2791 02:17:32.079 --> 02:17:36.079 I mean all right? Uh? Slurping stroke and smoking joking 2792 02:17:36.120 --> 02:17:41.159 emoticons going like this. Kendrick Ligmaar Ken Dick ligmar be 2793 02:17:41.319 --> 02:17:43.360 like trying to suck a cock, and it's probably the 2794 02:17:43.600 --> 02:17:49.079 major m H with a dripful one. I don't know, man, 2795 02:17:49.159 --> 02:17:51.040 I wonder if Patreon will let me say the end 2796 02:17:51.639 --> 02:17:54.799 the N word. It's like full on hard r it 2797 02:17:54.879 --> 02:17:57.879 will obi, won't you blow me? I beat him off, 2798 02:17:58.399 --> 02:18:00.760 suck his penis just to show that I'm gay. Kremlin 2799 02:18:00.799 --> 02:18:11.360 de Gremlin fifty blood, fifty fifty cent blood in my pizsa. 2800 02:18:14.120 --> 02:18:16.159 That would be an amazing video game. Fifty cent blood 2801 02:18:16.200 --> 02:18:19.559 in my piss. Evil Sweene says, I love the gays. 2802 02:18:20.239 --> 02:18:22.200 You'll have to cast divine intervention to remove my head 2803 02:18:22.200 --> 02:18:26.840 from between Shadowhart's legs. Absolutely, why there's only one queer? 2804 02:18:27.000 --> 02:18:29.840 Yeah for sure, I would live down there. Uh, there's 2805 02:18:29.879 --> 02:18:32.000 only one queer left. Good job taking all that dick 2806 02:18:32.159 --> 02:18:35.280 at my party, Daddy sween xo xo puff Daddy ps 2807 02:18:35.399 --> 02:18:38.239 bring the other two next time. Waylay five eighty three 2808 02:18:42.719 --> 02:18:48.440 didn't Papini Brother presents Vegeta's Galactic Food Review channel. Don Donkerson, 2809 02:18:48.520 --> 02:18:50.799 Oh yeah, wait, you would be a good content coum 2810 02:18:50.879 --> 02:18:52.520 bounce on me, Caulkey in the back of the booky 2811 02:18:52.559 --> 02:18:57.040 to bet bou gade six, Jack Skellington after walking through 2812 02:18:57.079 --> 02:19:01.520 the nine to eleven holiday door. What's this? What's this? 2813 02:19:01.920 --> 02:19:07.120 There's the debris everywhere? What's this? Pep Sweenby, Like the 2814 02:19:07.200 --> 02:19:10.440 idea of forceful come is a Caribbean thing, snark Tank, 2815 02:19:10.840 --> 02:19:12.959 I wish we could grift. It looks so easy. Also, 2816 02:19:13.000 --> 02:19:14.959 snark Tank, Dave Ruben is a piece of shit for grifting. 2817 02:19:15.000 --> 02:19:16.879 It's true. I mean, it is true that that's that. 2818 02:19:17.040 --> 02:19:19.600 There's nothing contradiction about both of those are simultaneous. I 2819 02:19:19.719 --> 02:19:21.680 wish I was a piece of shit. I wish I 2820 02:19:21.680 --> 02:19:22.760 could get grifting money. 2821 02:19:22.840 --> 02:19:25.559 I wish I Yeah, I wish I didn't have the 2822 02:19:25.680 --> 02:19:27.639 morals that I have so that I could just have 2823 02:19:27.760 --> 02:19:30.440 a lot of money. God, because I think so, because 2824 02:19:30.440 --> 02:19:33.040 I think something that's like really difficult to conceptual. I 2825 02:19:33.079 --> 02:19:35.440 don't know, maybe people maybe I think about this a lot, 2826 02:19:35.520 --> 02:19:37.959 but it's like, get being rich is not difficult. Being 2827 02:19:38.079 --> 02:19:41.280 rich ethically is difficult. Like it is very very easy 2828 02:19:41.360 --> 02:19:42.959 to make a shit ton of money if you just 2829 02:19:43.079 --> 02:19:45.559 don't care about your fellow man, Like it's very four 2830 02:19:45.600 --> 02:19:47.200 thousand billion percent. That's the thing. 2831 02:19:47.239 --> 02:19:49.319 I feel like, I don't know why, Like, say, you know, 2832 02:19:49.399 --> 02:19:51.040 the person that wrote it, and thank you for being 2833 02:19:51.079 --> 02:19:53.200 a patron. But it's just like that is a very 2834 02:19:53.239 --> 02:19:55.840 easy It's like, man, I wish I didn't have morals 2835 02:19:55.920 --> 02:19:58.319 and ethics. I wish I could just grift and just 2836 02:19:58.399 --> 02:20:00.520 step on toes and fuck people all over and I 2837 02:20:00.559 --> 02:20:03.479 would be very wealthy. But the thing is we do 2838 02:20:03.680 --> 02:20:06.680 have morals and ethics and integrity and ship. So we 2839 02:20:06.920 --> 02:20:08.840 just do our thing and try to get our slice 2840 02:20:08.879 --> 02:20:12.440 of the pie in a normal way. And sometimes I 2841 02:20:12.479 --> 02:20:14.479 wish I got na cooma, like me get a car 2842 02:20:14.600 --> 02:20:16.520 crash and then I wake up being a fucking demon. 2843 02:20:16.920 --> 02:20:18.799 And then all of a sudden, you know, I don't 2844 02:20:18.840 --> 02:20:20.479 think you want that. I think you think you want 2845 02:20:20.520 --> 02:20:22.200 That's exactly what it is. I think I think I 2846 02:20:22.280 --> 02:20:24.639 want it. We want the we want the benefits. We want. 2847 02:20:26.000 --> 02:20:29.200 That's trapped inside of your brain that's still decent. Is like, 2848 02:20:29.360 --> 02:20:30.920 what the fuck am I doing? 2849 02:20:31.159 --> 02:20:34.760 Vaina Fishy Fagnino versus the gay sex man, I'll carpet 2850 02:20:34.760 --> 02:20:36.719 bomb the gossesster for corder John Strickland. I will in 2851 02:20:36.799 --> 02:20:38.760 fact be wearing a suit and tie to the Super 2852 02:20:38.799 --> 02:20:40.920 Bowl Marks eighteen eighty nine. I refused to wear a rubber. 2853 02:20:41.399 --> 02:20:44.159 Either I'm all in or or I'm out baby, the 2854 02:20:44.200 --> 02:20:47.600 first trig to keep David featuring Americans so racist featuring 2855 02:20:47.600 --> 02:20:50.159 an American so racist incests has become his only option. 2856 02:20:50.680 --> 02:20:54.319 Eight gorilla, That's crazy, Eight gorillas versus three jeepers creepers, 2857 02:20:54.319 --> 02:20:58.520 Who's winning? I fuck Coouches dot Com redirects to jd 2858 02:20:58.680 --> 02:21:02.159 Vance's website. Iras pretty spread your cheeks so I can 2859 02:21:02.319 --> 02:21:04.639 shit in your ass Blake eight ninety six, and Anna 2860 02:21:04.719 --> 02:21:06.520 Serrocan is currently on Dancing with the Stars. When I 2861 02:21:06.600 --> 02:21:09.399 was a kid, I bought San Andreas at a wet 2862 02:21:09.559 --> 02:21:12.639 market and c J was white. No, that's not true. 2863 02:21:12.680 --> 02:21:17.079 What I can't be real ALASKI an oilfield trash Texas 2864 02:21:17.079 --> 02:21:19.399 status out Young Sheldon being beaten to death by jay 2865 02:21:19.520 --> 02:21:24.479 Z Tickle my ass hairs Niggy Niggy Jizzy Uh formerly 2866 02:21:24.559 --> 02:21:28.120 known as Nikki Ziggy Cocksucker, honest to God for real 2867 02:21:28.159 --> 02:21:30.120 forro congrats on to swing on losing weight, good Ship 2868 02:21:30.159 --> 02:21:32.879 may keep it up. Derek Will listen to the band 2869 02:21:33.520 --> 02:21:40.280 Wolk Wool Wool Kansas. Listen to well w U l 2870 02:21:40.440 --> 02:21:46.239 k A n A Z Will Kans Will Kansas. I 2871 02:21:46.399 --> 02:21:51.120 don't will Wolken, Wolke Wilken as I've never heard of this, 2872 02:21:51.559 --> 02:21:54.159 A lot of a lot of suggestions, sorry, missus. Jackson, 2873 02:21:54.639 --> 02:21:57.600 Badly Brave, Hunger, Derek Duck, Hunt Athery and Brgerian Punch 2874 02:21:57.760 --> 02:22:00.520 Napram Melphis one plays Zero Ranger and voice Stranger. This 2875 02:22:00.639 --> 02:22:03.120 is the threat, This is a threat. And rounding out 2876 02:22:03.120 --> 02:22:07.079 our list as always, the King, the King of Haphazard, 2877 02:22:08.600 --> 02:22:11.360 Thank you for listening to this episode of the snark 2878 02:22:11.399 --> 02:22:15.000 Tank Podcast. Remember, leave us nice reviews on Apple iTunes 2879 02:22:15.040 --> 02:22:16.840 all that stuff. Leave a comment, leave a like if. 2880 02:22:16.719 --> 02:22:17.159 You liked. 2881 02:22:19.000 --> 02:22:23.719 Is that Will Kansas is like some racist or something? Yeah? Maybe, 2882 02:22:23.719 --> 02:22:27.000 I don't know. It looks it looks I only see 2883 02:22:27.319 --> 02:22:30.399 it's blurry on my end, so it looks like it 2884 02:22:30.479 --> 02:22:31.600 looks like what do you what do you call a 2885 02:22:32.159 --> 02:22:33.959 test in some way, but it feels like, even in 2886 02:22:34.079 --> 02:22:40.040 a rorshat form, it feels racist. We'll see. But yeah, 2887 02:22:40.120 --> 02:22:41.840 so yeah, thanks for listening to the show. We'll be 2888 02:22:41.920 --> 02:22:46.440 back back to normal, probably not in the next episode, 2889 02:22:46.479 --> 02:22:49.559 but probably the one after. I'm not super sure yet, 2890 02:22:50.000 --> 02:22:53.120 but by next week everything I'll be I'll be back home, 2891 02:22:53.159 --> 02:22:56.200 I think, and we'll be back to recording in person, 2892 02:22:56.719 --> 02:22:59.399 so thanks for listening. Remember Patron dot complast a Snark tank, 2893 02:22:59.440 --> 02:23:02.680 Stark tank dot uh Star tank dot shop. Bye. 2894 02:23:06.000 --> 02:23:08.639 There's only one nigga left, and and then and then 2895 02:23:09.479 --> 02:23:09.520 h 2896 02:23:11.840 --> 02:23:12.159 M hm