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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga, Shark Media outbit outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor.

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<v Speaker 1>Over three months ago, we stranded sixteen comedians on Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Island to determine the Comedy Survivor. Hello, I'm Johnny Mack.

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<v Speaker 1>We were down to the final four of Nicky Glazer,

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<v Speaker 1>John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman, and Sebastian Maniscalco. The listeners went

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<v Speaker 1>to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group, where

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<v Speaker 1>they voted. It's time to tell you the votes. Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>votes for Sarah Silverman, Mike C votes for Nicki Glazer,

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<v Speaker 1>Lee votes for John Mulaney, one vote for Sarah, one

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<v Speaker 1>for Nicky, one for John Mulaney. Richard votes for Sebastian Maniscalco.

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<v Speaker 1>Andy votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. Dylan votes for Sebastian Maniscalco.

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<v Speaker 1>That's three votes for Sebastian Maniscalco, one vote for Sarah Silverman,

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<v Speaker 1>one vote for Nicki Glazer, one vote for John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 1>Andrea votes for Nicki Glazer, three vote Sebastian, two votes

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<v Speaker 1>Niki Raffi votes for Sebastian Maniscalco. Mary votes for Sebastian Manuscalco.

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Dee votes for Sebastian Manuscalco. That's six votes now

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<v Speaker 1>for Sebastian Manuscalco. Matt votes for Sebastian, Aaron votes for Sebastian,

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<v Speaker 1>Barb votes for Sebastian, a von A votes for Sebastian,

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<v Speaker 1>Janet votes for Sebastian, and Cheryl votes for Sebastian. That's

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<v Speaker 1>twelve votes for Sebastian Manuscalco. The listeners have made it

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<v Speaker 1>very clear Sebastian Maniscalco clearly eliminated from Comedy Survivor. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>take the break, we'll come back and we'll see what this.

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<v Speaker 1>As I do every week, I had the AI analyze

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<v Speaker 1>the results, and the AI called this an assassination of

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<v Speaker 1>Sebastian Maniscalco. That's pretty harsh, but boy it was not close.

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<v Speaker 1>This leaves us with the final three. They are John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Silverman, and Niki Glazer. Let's start with Nicki Glazer.

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<v Speaker 1>She's had some votes here and there. The AI suspects

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<v Speaker 1>that perhaps some of those votes were just to make

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<v Speaker 1>things not looking animous. I don't know about that. Sarah

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<v Speaker 1>Silverman may be the most interesting finalist. She's never really

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<v Speaker 1>accumulated I think maybe one vote here or there. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember if she ever got two votes and she's

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<v Speaker 1>sailing along, could she somehow take this thing? And then

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<v Speaker 1>John Mulaney, he's never been in danger the entire time.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple votes here and there, but there's never been

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<v Speaker 1>a movement against him. So who will win Comedy Survivor?

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<v Speaker 1>As we go down to the final three? John Mulaney,

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<v Speaker 1>Sarah Silverman, Nicki gle Here's what you do. You go

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<v Speaker 1>to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News podcast group. There

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<v Speaker 1>you will find a picture of me and Sebastian Manaskauco,

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<v Speaker 1>probably making a stupid face, and in that thread you

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<v Speaker 1>will vote someone off Comedy Island. Who do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go? Is it? John Mulaney, Sarah Silverman or Nikki

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<v Speaker 1>Glazer Vote one off and the other two will be

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<v Speaker 1>in next week's finale. See you guys in the morning.