WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:03.759 It's the Minnesota Goodbye. Oh look who just barged in 2 00:00:04.040 --> 00:00:05.160 as I started. 3 00:00:05.200 --> 00:00:07.960 Someone's excited to be on the Minnesota Goodbye. 4 00:00:08.320 --> 00:00:09.359 Let me tell you something. 5 00:00:09.519 --> 00:00:13.039 It feels so good to be included in things unies. 6 00:00:13.480 --> 00:00:15.640 Oh, well, you don't want to be included in the orgy? 7 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:16.000 Or you do? 8 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:18.079 I don't want to be It's good to be included 9 00:00:18.079 --> 00:00:18.879 in everything but the orgy. 10 00:00:19.039 --> 00:00:21.320 Girl like you'd ever be invited to an orgy? Please? 11 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:24.079 One who is a Yeah. 12 00:00:23.920 --> 00:00:25.879 I'd be invited though. I'm a fun time Jenny. 13 00:00:25.879 --> 00:00:26.839 What are we talking about today? 14 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:29.199 Well, let's get into some emails. I just have to 15 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:30.960 open up a tab that I had open and now 16 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:32.880 I don't know where it went. Hello, where are you there? 17 00:00:32.880 --> 00:00:34.200 You are okay, Bailey. 18 00:00:34.200 --> 00:00:35.759 I love that your dress matches your nails. 19 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:36.159 Thank you. 20 00:00:36.240 --> 00:00:37.280 It's like literally the same. 21 00:00:38.079 --> 00:00:40.200 It is like the same exact shade. You guys. I'm 22 00:00:40.200 --> 00:00:45.039 wearing a blue ath leisure dress with blue ath leisure nails. 23 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:46.679 It looks kind of like a tennis stress. 24 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:49.920 Yes, it is a tennis dress. I think free so nice. 25 00:00:50.479 --> 00:00:51.479 You've never played tennis? 26 00:00:51.520 --> 00:00:53.119 No, I've never played tennis in my life. 27 00:00:53.520 --> 00:00:55.560 All right, we'll jump right into the emails. We don't 28 00:00:55.560 --> 00:00:57.840 have a ton, so it's going to be us three 29 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.759 on the Minnesota Goodbye this week. So feel free if 30 00:00:59.759 --> 00:01:01.320 there's something you want to talk to us that you 31 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:04.519 just don't want Dave to know. Yeah, you can email 32 00:01:04.599 --> 00:01:06.519 us Ryan Show at katiewb dot com. 33 00:01:06.560 --> 00:01:08.840 And then when he comes back, ask him why vonts 34 00:01:08.920 --> 00:01:10.079 never on the Minnesota Goodbye. 35 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:12.959 Oh we've already asked, Wow, no, someone did ask that, 36 00:01:13.120 --> 00:01:17.359 Yeah you d no, we we uh know. Someone emailed 37 00:01:17.359 --> 00:01:19.120 then asked that like a week or two ago, and 38 00:01:19.239 --> 00:01:20.920 they were like, why is vn never on? And we 39 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:23.079 just said that you have a lot of other behind 40 00:01:23.079 --> 00:01:25.599 the scenes work that nobody understands that you do. That 41 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:28.480 you do a lot. Yeah, yeah's taking a nap ring 42 00:01:28.439 --> 00:01:31.200 in the Minnesota Goodbye. But Dave said, like, you can 43 00:01:31.239 --> 00:01:34.640 be on anytime you want, so up to you. 44 00:01:34.680 --> 00:01:36.319 Interesting how I feel next week? 45 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:40.799 Pretty tired personally. I didn't mind when I had like 46 00:01:40.879 --> 00:01:43.159 twenty minutes to go catch up on work when I 47 00:01:43.159 --> 00:01:45.760 wasn't always on the Minnesota Goodbye. So it's up to you. 48 00:01:45.799 --> 00:01:48.599 But okay, here we go. Emails says, good morning, Dave, 49 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:50.959 Ryan Show crew. Been a while since I've written in 50 00:01:51.000 --> 00:01:52.680 but as a daily listener to the show, I love 51 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:55.560 to say the Minnesota Goodbye. I love to save the 52 00:01:55.599 --> 00:01:58.840 Minnesota goodbye for my outside walks in the afternoon. The 53 00:01:58.879 --> 00:02:02.120 podcast has easily helped me double my miles this summer, 54 00:02:02.159 --> 00:02:05.079 so I thank you guys for it. Just share something. 55 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:07.719 Just wanted to share something that happened on Monday. You 56 00:02:07.760 --> 00:02:10.840 guys were discussing kissing and Jenny said, and I quote, 57 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.439 while I'm not deep throating it, regarding the pillow. As 58 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.520 she said that, I was taking a drink of water 59 00:02:16.560 --> 00:02:19.039 and I immediately started laughing and spit out my water. 60 00:02:19.560 --> 00:02:22.479 As this happened, a beautiful female was walking past the 61 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:25.719 opposite direction across the street as a gay man. Clearly 62 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:27.960 I'm not trying to impress her, but I was still 63 00:02:28.080 --> 00:02:31.759 mortified that happened. If she even noticed. Just wanted to 64 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:34.280 share and ask if you guys had any embarrassing in 65 00:02:34.319 --> 00:02:37.039 front of a stranger, anything embarrassing happened in front of 66 00:02:37.080 --> 00:02:38.960 a stranger, and what happened. It just happened to me. 67 00:02:39.080 --> 00:02:41.840 Like last week, I was on a walk. There was 68 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:45.719 a guy mo in is lawn, yes, and no part 69 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:48.599 of me I was barely even distracted by him, but 70 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:51.560 I saw him, and suddenly I tripped over the sidewalk. 71 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:53.840 I hit a bump and I tripped, and he was 72 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:56.000 waiting for me to pass, to keep going, to be 73 00:02:56.080 --> 00:02:59.080 like respectful of the lawn clippings coming at me and 74 00:02:59.120 --> 00:03:02.919 whatever he saw. Everything happen, and I didn't even make 75 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:06.599 eye contact with him. I just completely avoided look straight ahead. Laughed. 76 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:08.560 I always outwardly laughed. 77 00:03:08.280 --> 00:03:10.719 When I do that, because you're like, I'm not fancy free. 78 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:11.479 I don't even care. 79 00:03:11.560 --> 00:03:11.759 I'm not. 80 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:14.759 I just moved a lot, but anything for you guys. 81 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:18.199 So I mean, I don't often get embarrassed. I feel 82 00:03:18.199 --> 00:03:19.919 like my mom is instilled in me that like, if 83 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:21.960 you fall on the ground, just laugh at yourself, like 84 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:23.879 you said, and then everyone will just be like, ah, 85 00:03:24.080 --> 00:03:26.360 what a good spirit of that person. But I had 86 00:03:26.599 --> 00:03:28.800 one moment when I was out on a walk and 87 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:32.280 I felt something hit the back of my head, and 88 00:03:32.319 --> 00:03:35.240 I like was so confused. I thought someone had thrown 89 00:03:35.280 --> 00:03:38.240 something at me, so I screamed and I was like ah, 90 00:03:38.400 --> 00:03:41.680 And then it turned out it was a bird. So 91 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.840 this bird had hit the back of my head, and 92 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:46.360 I looked up and all I could see were like 93 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:48.479 wings flapping, and then it hit the back of my 94 00:03:48.520 --> 00:03:51.280 head again and I could feel the wings like flapping 95 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:54.840 on my head, and so I start running and I'm 96 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:59.000 just going like hemp, there's a bird, and I'm running 97 00:03:59.439 --> 00:04:01.520 and then no one's paying attention to me. 98 00:04:01.879 --> 00:04:02.479 Where were you? 99 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:06.159 Yeah, I was right by the Lake of the Aisles. 100 00:04:06.159 --> 00:04:07.520 I was just walking around Lake of the Isles on 101 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:10.280 the neighborhood side, and so I this bird hit me 102 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:13.479 a couple of times. I ran away from it enough 103 00:04:13.560 --> 00:04:16.519 and then I saw it fly across the street and 104 00:04:16.560 --> 00:04:18.879 I just pointed at the bird, and I looked at 105 00:04:18.920 --> 00:04:20.480 anyone who was walking around. 106 00:04:20.519 --> 00:04:23.439 I was like, watch out for the bird, you guys, watch. 107 00:04:23.199 --> 00:04:25.079 Out for the bird. And everyone's just going about their 108 00:04:25.160 --> 00:04:27.879 day like it was no big deal. Meanwhile, I had 109 00:04:27.920 --> 00:04:29.079 just been attacked by a bird. 110 00:04:29.199 --> 00:04:30.959 Are you traumatized by birds? Now? No? 111 00:04:31.000 --> 00:04:33.120 Not. I mean I was really nervous walking by that 112 00:04:33.199 --> 00:04:35.279 one place for like the next I don't know, a 113 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:38.560 couple of months. But now I just that was the 114 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:40.399 one and only time I've ever been attacked by a bird. 115 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:42.800 But it like flew on the other side of the street. 116 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:44.600 A lady saw it. She pointed at it and just 117 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:48.360 went no, and then it kind of stopped, so it 118 00:04:48.399 --> 00:04:50.439 worked out. It was kind of an embarrassing moment though, 119 00:04:50.600 --> 00:04:53.879 just being like, there's a bird anyway. 120 00:04:54.120 --> 00:04:56.920 That bird runs those streets around, like yeah, exactly, he's 121 00:04:56.959 --> 00:04:58.639 got a team following about you. 122 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:03.800 I don't go on enough walks. I have horror stories. 123 00:05:03.480 --> 00:05:05.240 Embarrassing you've done in front of a stranger. 124 00:05:05.480 --> 00:05:08.920 I was anytime someone asked when you've been the most embarrassed. 125 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:09.720 I think of if I was. 126 00:05:09.639 --> 00:05:13.160 Maybe twelve and I was at a public pool wherever 127 00:05:13.160 --> 00:05:15.680 I lived at and I couldn't find the bathroom for 128 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:17.360 the life of me. So I went and asked somebody 129 00:05:17.360 --> 00:05:19.360 that like the person that worked at the pool, and 130 00:05:19.839 --> 00:05:20.839 he was so kind. 131 00:05:21.240 --> 00:05:23.439 He was like, oh, to the left and d and 132 00:05:23.519 --> 00:05:24.720 I was walking to the pool. 133 00:05:24.759 --> 00:05:26.560 I kept turning to him so he could like watch me, 134 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.600 like guide me, and he was so sweet, like watching 135 00:05:28.639 --> 00:05:30.079 me the whole time because it was a ways away. 136 00:05:30.560 --> 00:05:33.560 I got there and I pointed and he was like yeah. 137 00:05:33.639 --> 00:05:35.120 So then after that, I guess he looked. I don't 138 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:36.319 know if he looked away or not, but I walked 139 00:05:36.319 --> 00:05:40.279 into the women's bathroom instead of and then I just 140 00:05:40.360 --> 00:05:42.519 imagined he helped me all this time, and then afterwards 141 00:05:42.519 --> 00:05:44.120 he was like, well he had one job. 142 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:46.800 He got all the way there. All he had to 143 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:48.639 do was walk left, and then I walked right into 144 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:51.240 the women's bathroom. I don't know what happened after that. 145 00:05:51.680 --> 00:05:53.720 I've gone to the bathroom in the men's bathroom before, 146 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:54.600 and that is terrifying. 147 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:56.800 Yeah, you've gone to the bathroom. 148 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:58.839 Well, it's really weird. Well, when you're a kid, you 149 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:02.399 like walking in, You're like, huh, urinals, that's weird. Anyway, 150 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:04.920 I'm going to go into this stall now. And then 151 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:06.800 men come in and pee in the urinal and you're like, 152 00:06:06.839 --> 00:06:09.399 oh my god, there's somebody in here. It's not a woman. 153 00:06:10.319 --> 00:06:11.040 Yeah, anyway. 154 00:06:11.800 --> 00:06:14.399 I also find it strange as the way they designed 155 00:06:14.560 --> 00:06:17.879 certain bathrooms because basically, if you're walking past and a 156 00:06:17.959 --> 00:06:20.160 man is coming out and you see the door open 157 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:21.879 and you glance in, and half the time you see 158 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:24.480 someone peeing at a cournal and it's like there should 159 00:06:24.519 --> 00:06:27.680 be somewhat of a divider to like have the support protection. 160 00:06:27.959 --> 00:06:29.439 I'm just glad they don't pull their pants all the 161 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:29.759 way down. 162 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:32.319 It was strange in Jamaica when I went like two 163 00:06:32.319 --> 00:06:35.199 weeks ago. I don't know if that's their culture or what. 164 00:06:35.360 --> 00:06:37.399 But we got to the Montego Bay Airport and I'm 165 00:06:37.399 --> 00:06:39.399 peen at the urinal and a woman that I guess 166 00:06:39.480 --> 00:06:41.360 just works at the airport, like a custodian or something 167 00:06:41.680 --> 00:06:44.000 comes in to change the paper towels while the bathroom 168 00:06:44.079 --> 00:06:45.439 was like full. 169 00:06:45.759 --> 00:06:47.800 Yeah, you should knock and be like anyone in here. 170 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:48.639 It was full. 171 00:06:49.120 --> 00:06:52.040 Yeah, there was no it wasn't just me in the bathroom. 172 00:06:52.040 --> 00:06:53.920 Now there's no boundaries in Jamaica. 173 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:56.560 It's like like like I don't know, and so if 174 00:06:56.560 --> 00:06:59.720 anybody Jamaican listening, please email let me know. 175 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:02.720 But she was just like okay, like changing the soap 176 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:03.480 or the paper. 177 00:07:03.480 --> 00:07:06.360 Shift was done in two minutes. She's like, I'm going in. 178 00:07:06.399 --> 00:07:08.120 I don't care getting the hell out of here. 179 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:10.199 Is it ever embarrassing just peeing next to other men? 180 00:07:10.319 --> 00:07:11.040 I would hate that. 181 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:14.040 Too, because I don't even like if someone walks into 182 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:17.720 a stall. I get nervous to even pee in a 183 00:07:17.720 --> 00:07:19.480 stall in the women's bathrooms. 184 00:07:19.519 --> 00:07:21.399 Yeah, I got over that in college because I used 185 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:23.079 to like wait until everyone was out of the room. 186 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:26.079 But now I'm just like I got no time, like 187 00:07:26.279 --> 00:07:26.639 I'll go. 188 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:28.120 I've asked Dave this before. 189 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:30.040 I asked him, like, you ever get scared that somebody 190 00:07:30.040 --> 00:07:31.680 next to you in the urinal, like is looking down 191 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:33.800 at your penis? 192 00:07:35.079 --> 00:07:36.519 He was like, I can't imagine. 193 00:07:36.519 --> 00:07:39.519 I can't say that I have because here there's a 194 00:07:39.560 --> 00:07:42.040 divider in between. But there's still there tall ass people 195 00:07:42.079 --> 00:07:44.560 in this building. Sure, and this places like just general 196 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:46.879 places that don't have a divider, the fair I'm pretty 197 00:07:46.879 --> 00:07:49.240 sure those urinals are just like the long ones the 198 00:07:49.279 --> 00:07:53.720 trough and there's no like no separation between, Like I 199 00:07:53.720 --> 00:07:55.720 could wipe the dude's dick next day if I wanted to. 200 00:07:56.279 --> 00:07:57.199 God, see, that. 201 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:59.439 Just sounds awful, like your shoulders touching the guy next 202 00:07:59.439 --> 00:08:00.560 to you and your I. 203 00:08:00.519 --> 00:08:06.560 Am that Yeah, yes, okay. I just have one little 204 00:08:06.680 --> 00:08:09.639 last paragraph coming in from Joey who email that says, also, 205 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:12.079 I know you guys have gotten several emails regarding the 206 00:08:12.120 --> 00:08:14.319 mixtape game and music clips on the podcast. I'm sure 207 00:08:14.360 --> 00:08:15.959 I speak for many listeners that this is one of 208 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:18.079 my favorite bits of the show and I'm bummed it 209 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:19.920 can't be included in the podcast later. It would be 210 00:08:20.000 --> 00:08:22.079 nice if iHeart could make an exception for you guys, 211 00:08:22.079 --> 00:08:25.319 since ratings are up with Vonded Bailey joining as a workaround. 212 00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:28.319 I've listened to mixtape on the recorded live stream on 213 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:36.080 YouTube anyway they are they are anyway, thank you for 214 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.360 all you guys do and bringing joy and comic relief 215 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:41.559 to a crazy world. You're loyal South Dakoda listener Joey 216 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:43.840 and I will just say, Joey, I know we've talked 217 00:08:43.840 --> 00:08:46.840 about this before, but the thing with the music is 218 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:49.159 that it doesn't we could have the best show in 219 00:08:49.200 --> 00:08:51.159 the country, it still doesn't take away from the fact 220 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:52.840 that we don't have the rights to artists music and 221 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:54.840 we would have to pay them royalties to be playing 222 00:08:54.879 --> 00:08:57.320 them on the podcast. So that is why we just 223 00:08:57.360 --> 00:09:00.960 cannot include it. But if you happen to be listening live, 224 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:03.960 we always do Mixtape Game at eight am on Fridays 225 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:07.480 and then we do play it again at nine am 226 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:09.720 on Monday mornings if you missed it on Friday. 227 00:09:09.879 --> 00:09:10.879 So I will say. 228 00:09:10.919 --> 00:09:13.279 The other thing is when we're on live stream, we're 229 00:09:13.279 --> 00:09:15.720 always on live stream. When we do Mixtape Game, we 230 00:09:15.799 --> 00:09:17.679 don't take the music out of there. So if you 231 00:09:17.720 --> 00:09:19.080 want to go back on the YouTube or Facebook and 232 00:09:19.120 --> 00:09:21.279 rewatch there. 233 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:21.240 Do that. 234 00:09:22.039 --> 00:09:23.320 My moves my move. 235 00:09:23.720 --> 00:09:25.159 So see your beautiful faces. 236 00:09:25.200 --> 00:09:29.200 And Bailey and me me too. 237 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:31.879 You two are like little siblings kind of just cutting 238 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:34.159 deep at you don't cut deep, but it's always a 239 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:36.799 little jabs here and there. It's like getting at for 240 00:09:36.840 --> 00:09:40.480 each other. He's poking me, all right, This one says 241 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:43.440 my friends. You guys are rocking it while Dave is gone. 242 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:48.480 Oh this came in the spring. Gone. Yeah, I didn't 243 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:50.679 get a chance to call in this morning when you 244 00:09:50.720 --> 00:09:54.840 were talking about finding something that shouldn't be there. In college, 245 00:09:54.919 --> 00:09:57.080 I lived with my girlfriends and we had a five 246 00:09:57.240 --> 00:10:00.759 discs CD changer, well before Spotify or e and iPads 247 00:10:00.799 --> 00:10:03.600 were invented. One morning, I went to play my favorite 248 00:10:03.639 --> 00:10:06.279 burn CD and a CD player was jammed. It wouldn't work. 249 00:10:06.559 --> 00:10:08.679 We had had a birthday party for me the night before, 250 00:10:08.720 --> 00:10:10.600 and I remembered it was working just fine for our 251 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:12.360 pre party, So what the heck happened? Since? 252 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:12.600 Then? 253 00:10:12.960 --> 00:10:15.960 I took a closer look and found two green dice 254 00:10:16.159 --> 00:10:19.240 inside it where a CD would have gone. Then it 255 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:21.519 started to come back to me. The day before, we 256 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:23.559 had gone to the liquor store. I found a set 257 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:25.759 of green dice with white dots. And thought they were 258 00:10:25.799 --> 00:10:28.519 so cool, so of course I bought them. We had 259 00:10:28.559 --> 00:10:31.000 friends over and played dice and card games with my 260 00:10:31.039 --> 00:10:33.080 new green dice that I was so proud of until 261 00:10:33.080 --> 00:10:35.120 we headed to the bars that night. But before we 262 00:10:35.200 --> 00:10:37.639 left for the bars, I remember feeling, in my already 263 00:10:37.759 --> 00:10:42.120 drunken state, I was legitimately concerned that my green dice 264 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:45.440 would get stolen, so I made sure to find the 265 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:48.440 best hiding place where no one would think to look 266 00:10:48.480 --> 00:10:52.120 for them, apparently in the CD player. I think we 267 00:10:52.200 --> 00:10:55.559 eventually got the dice out and the CD player worked okay, 268 00:10:55.679 --> 00:10:59.120 thankfully because I didn't have an extra one hundred dollars 269 00:10:59.159 --> 00:11:02.159 to pay my roommate for breaking her CD player. Have 270 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:05.879 a great day, everyone dart like Liz. Oh my gosh, Liz, 271 00:11:06.000 --> 00:11:09.799 I love your broken or you're broken. You're a drunken mindset. 272 00:11:10.360 --> 00:11:13.360 Oh someone's gonna dice. Where should I put them? Let's 273 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:15.480 put them in a CD player, which I'll probably forget 274 00:11:15.480 --> 00:11:17.320 about because I'm doing this drunk and I have no 275 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:18.159 idea where they are. 276 00:11:18.360 --> 00:11:20.480 Liz is expecting like one of those little like French 277 00:11:20.519 --> 00:11:22.840 burglars in the all black outfit with the little hat 278 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:25.480 and the little mask. Like standing in the window being like, ooh, 279 00:11:25.559 --> 00:11:29.639 you get those dice. I'm going to steal those dice. Oh, 280 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:31.960 I can do a lot of gambling with those dice. 281 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:34.000 And I love how like attached you got to a 282 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:36.840 pair of green dice, Like I can't imagine I'd be 283 00:11:36.879 --> 00:11:38.480 at the liquor store and be like, oh my gosh, 284 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:39.559 I love this much. 285 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:41.840 It was a different time. That's back when we listened 286 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:44.440 to CDs, so we got excited about things. 287 00:11:44.240 --> 00:11:47.519 Like dice apparently cute. Well, we don't have too many 288 00:11:47.559 --> 00:11:51.360 emails this morning, so we can just chat between the 289 00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:53.759 three of us today and for a little bit. But 290 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:57.559 please email us in Ryan Show at katiewb dot com 291 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:00.840 if you get a chance. Okay, I do have one 292 00:12:00.879 --> 00:12:02.159 story I want to tell you guys about, And I 293 00:12:02.159 --> 00:12:03.799 know I'm annoying with pick a ball, but I want 294 00:12:03.799 --> 00:12:05.919 to tell you what happened to me on Friday. So 295 00:12:06.080 --> 00:12:08.480 Andrew and I were playing at these courts, and you know, 296 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:10.799 it's free courts, so people start to get to know 297 00:12:10.840 --> 00:12:13.240 each other, and this guy started kind of like taking 298 00:12:13.279 --> 00:12:15.320 Andrew and I under his wing and like coaching us 299 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:17.440 and stuff. And it was cool because he taught us 300 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:19.440 some things that we definitely did not know about pick 301 00:12:19.440 --> 00:12:21.639 a ball, and like just ways to play the game 302 00:12:21.679 --> 00:12:24.600 better and smarter. And but the next thing I know, 303 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:27.480 he's literally giving me like a private lesson while Andrew 304 00:12:27.480 --> 00:12:30.000 was playing a different doubles game and I'm. 305 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:32.840 Like, all right, holding the all of your back. 306 00:12:33.279 --> 00:12:35.840 I was nervous because no, we were on opposite sides 307 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:38.120 of the nets. It's called dinking, so we're like dinking 308 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:41.720 back and forth. But then he came and it does 309 00:12:41.720 --> 00:12:45.960 sound weird. We were digging back and forth. He did 310 00:12:46.000 --> 00:12:48.559 come over, and I was like, is this motherfucker doing 311 00:12:48.559 --> 00:12:49.879 this so he can try to get a little hand 312 00:12:49.879 --> 00:12:51.840 on me or something. So he did kind of at 313 00:12:51.840 --> 00:12:54.000 one point pulled me a little bit to show me 314 00:12:54.039 --> 00:12:55.799 like what I should have been doing with my hand. 315 00:12:56.240 --> 00:12:59.759 But he wasn't trying. He was just a genuinely, very 316 00:13:00.080 --> 00:13:04.360 enthusiastic pickball player who wanted to teach people to play better. Sure, 317 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:06.759 and so it was fun. But then I played two 318 00:13:06.799 --> 00:13:09.399 games with him as a partner, and it was like 319 00:13:09.600 --> 00:13:12.679 a critique every second. And I know I'm competitive, but 320 00:13:12.799 --> 00:13:15.879 I'm still we joke about be being competitive, but I'm 321 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:18.639 still fun to play with. In sports, and stuff, and 322 00:13:18.679 --> 00:13:21.320 I'm not like competitive where I'm like an asshole to people. 323 00:13:22.000 --> 00:13:24.039 And so I just sat there and I was like, 324 00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:26.120 oh my god, bro, I just want to play the 325 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:27.679 game and have fun right now. I don't want to 326 00:13:27.679 --> 00:13:32.200 be a pickball like athlete professional. Okay, and so and 327 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:33.679 now I'm going to see this guy at the course 328 00:13:33.679 --> 00:13:35.799 all the time because he's a total regular. And it's 329 00:13:35.799 --> 00:13:38.600 not that I don't like him. I just am like, great, 330 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:40.639 now when I see him, he's going to like feel 331 00:13:40.639 --> 00:13:42.440 like the door has been opened for him to critique 332 00:13:42.519 --> 00:13:43.679 us constantly. 333 00:13:43.360 --> 00:13:45.279 Right, Like you're his padawan, he's your Jedi? 334 00:13:45.399 --> 00:13:48.120 Yes, yeah, exactly, what's a nerdy reference? 335 00:13:48.240 --> 00:13:49.399 Listen, I went. 336 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:52.120 Along with it. I didn't actually fully, I didn't fully, 337 00:13:53.039 --> 00:13:58.759 but I went along with it. You know Star Wars. 338 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:02.639 I know it was Wars, but like padawan, that out. 339 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:06.080 Of it is you're is a learner in Star Wars. 340 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:08.799 A Jedi teaches a padawan. If you've ever won email 341 00:14:08.879 --> 00:14:10.480 And if you think I'm not weird. 342 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:13.039 The dynamic of this show, Jenny was just perfectly yeah, 343 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:15.360 of course, and continue to know. 344 00:14:16.639 --> 00:14:19.799 I'm supportive, von Okay, I'm supportive anyway. 345 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:23.120 Yeah, he's a Jedi master and you're his padawan. I 346 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:23.519 get it. 347 00:14:23.559 --> 00:14:26.360 Okay, Yeah, see I get that. Now, I get it. 348 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:28.639 See you start to explain a little bit more. I 349 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:31.320 figured it was Star Wars Wars. I've never seen Star Wars. 350 00:14:31.360 --> 00:14:33.039 If she didn't say Jedi, it would have been lost 351 00:14:33.039 --> 00:14:34.360 in hell. You would have been like, all right, Bailey, 352 00:14:34.399 --> 00:14:34.919 I know I would. 353 00:14:35.600 --> 00:14:37.799 I have a related but unrelated question, who do you 354 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:41.120 and Andrew are like more not insecure? But like who 355 00:14:41.159 --> 00:14:43.039 would be like, Oh, he's trying to talk to you 356 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:44.360 or she's trying to help you with this? 357 00:14:45.159 --> 00:14:47.399 Probably me, I would say I'm more insecure. 358 00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:49.480 So if this was like a woman doing like trying 359 00:14:49.480 --> 00:14:51.519 to go help Andrew, you'd be like, is she trying 360 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:52.120 to do moving. 361 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:52.480 On him or something? 362 00:14:52.519 --> 00:14:54.879 No, I wouldn't be like that. I like have a 363 00:14:54.919 --> 00:14:59.159 trusting relationship with him. But if I suddenly heard that 364 00:14:59.320 --> 00:15:02.440 he was going out to coffee with some chick that 365 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:04.919 I've never met before a bunch, which honestly is part 366 00:15:04.960 --> 00:15:08.840 of his job. He like has to go yeah, yeah, 367 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:11.000 he has to go to like lunches and coffees and 368 00:15:11.039 --> 00:15:12.639 all this stuff all the time, And I never know 369 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:14.600 half the time who these people are. Because it's just 370 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:18.120 like him networking. So but if I heard all of 371 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:19.919 a sudden that he was going to see some chick, 372 00:15:20.200 --> 00:15:24.000 like multiple times, I'd be like, what's happening here? 373 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:28.080 Like, uh, yeah, hello, I'm from your local phone company 374 00:15:28.120 --> 00:15:30.879 and I'm too yeah. 375 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:33.279 I mean, he would definitely know if he got a 376 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:35.879 phone call with Roses, and especially since I'm the one 377 00:15:35.879 --> 00:15:37.159 who does it, you'd have to do it, Bailey. 378 00:15:38.600 --> 00:15:40.679 I did meet Andrew for the first time this weekend, 379 00:15:40.759 --> 00:15:43.840 and he his eye contact is impeccable, to the point 380 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:45.799 where he was making such good eye contact with me. 381 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:47.000 I was like, is this guy into me? 382 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:51.039 Oh? I was like, clearly not. 383 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:53.320 But I would say anything and he would just like 384 00:15:53.399 --> 00:15:55.720 look at me so intently, and I'd be like, okay, 385 00:15:56.559 --> 00:15:59.120 all right, he's a gut. 386 00:15:59.279 --> 00:16:02.919 I mean, he's very very personable. He The joke is 387 00:16:02.960 --> 00:16:04.919 that like I introduced him to my friends and suddenly 388 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:06.320 they want to hang out with him more than they 389 00:16:06.320 --> 00:16:07.759 want to hang out with me. A lot of times, 390 00:16:07.799 --> 00:16:11.279 like Fallon and Jake immediately loved him and they didn't 391 00:16:11.279 --> 00:16:13.080 even want to. They joked that they didn't want to 392 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:14.840 invite me to things anymore, but they would like Andrew 393 00:16:14.879 --> 00:16:17.279 to be there and I was like, okay, fine, and 394 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:19.559 he did. One time he literally went to Falans for 395 00:16:19.639 --> 00:16:21.919 some bombfire and I had some kickball thing going on, 396 00:16:22.039 --> 00:16:23.840 so he went and hung out and I didn't know, 397 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:26.720 but yeah, I would hope he's good at eye contact, 398 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:29.480 considering he does real estate, so it's pretty important for 399 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:33.799 him to be good with social stuff. But did you, oh, God, 400 00:16:34.039 --> 00:16:37.120 like Bailey staring at each other now to see he's 401 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:38.039