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<v Speaker 1>It's the JV and Sandy Show. You can listen online

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<v Speaker 1>at one O three to one Austin dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>This won't be.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time I've seen some of JB's cycling injury.

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<v Speaker 1>So I remember years ago JB walking into the studio

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<v Speaker 1>pair of shorts. He goes, hey, check this out, pulled

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<v Speaker 1>his shorts up. Had had a bruise the size of

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<v Speaker 1>a watermelon on his just like hip down to his thigh.

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<v Speaker 1>It was enormous bicycle accident. You got another one. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>us where you went, what you did, what happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I met up with a buddy of mine. He

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<v Speaker 2>lives in outside of Denver, and so I flew into Denver,

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<v Speaker 2>jumped into his sprinter van with him. We went about

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<v Speaker 2>four hours to a place called Fruta, Colorado, kind of

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<v Speaker 2>near Grand Junction, and it was a it's a gravel ride.

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<v Speaker 2>So gravel riding is like one of the newest I

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<v Speaker 2>shouldn't say newest, but the most recent popular trends in cycling.

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<v Speaker 2>And it gets you off like the busy streets and

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<v Speaker 2>out on you know, farm gravel roads up into the mountains.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really fun and so it kind of looks like

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<v Speaker 2>a typical road bike, but the tires are a lot wider,

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<v Speaker 2>and you know, they're like skinny motorcycle tires. The idea

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<v Speaker 2>is that, you know, a little more grippy in the

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<v Speaker 2>loose dirt and until it's not. And so he and

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<v Speaker 2>I did this seventy five mile ride and gravel in

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<v Speaker 2>the mountains, you know, in one day. Yeah, and you're

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<v Speaker 2>you're you're starting at an altitude of like it's some

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<v Speaker 2>like forty six hundred feet or something like that. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're out, You're up there, You're you're at altitude

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<v Speaker 2>and uh. And then there was about four thousand feet

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<v Speaker 2>of climbing in the seventy five miles and it was

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<v Speaker 2>fun and until it wasn't, and then it was fun again,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it wasn't, and now it's not. I was

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<v Speaker 2>he spends more time on a gravel bike, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was having a hard time keeping up on the downhills

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm bombing down this one downhill and that it's

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like a gully at the bottom, and that

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<v Speaker 2>it was kind of a little too late to slow

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<v Speaker 2>down to where I would have felt more comfortable. But

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<v Speaker 2>it was all sandy bottom, and I'm like, okay, sand

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<v Speaker 2>is very hard to ride a bike through. But it's

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<v Speaker 2>also it's sand, right, so soft, and so I come

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<v Speaker 2>flying into it and I'm you know, and the bike's

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<v Speaker 2>getting kind of loose and you're thirteen again, right, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And then it hits this gully and I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 2>come back up, still have a ton of speed, and

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<v Speaker 2>the tire front tire just gets kind of shoved to

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<v Speaker 2>the side and then it ended up popping over to

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<v Speaker 2>the other lane and it washes out really quick, and

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<v Speaker 2>what bam, I go down. I go down really hard

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<v Speaker 2>on my right side. And it's funny. This is about

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<v Speaker 2>fifty miles into the race, so we've already been out

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<v Speaker 2>out there for quite a bit. It's getting hot. And

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<v Speaker 2>the first two things I noticed as I'm falling, I

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<v Speaker 2>get a leg cramp in my calf on the right side,

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<v Speaker 2>and so I'm laying there and that's all I can

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<v Speaker 2>feel is the cramp, right And then I did scrape

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<v Speaker 2>my elbow. You can probably see that there's a scrape

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<v Speaker 2>on my elbow that's the big deal, and a tiny

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<v Speaker 2>scrape on my knee. And I didn't even think about

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, it kind of hit my hip

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<v Speaker 2>and didn't even think much of it, No big deal.

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<v Speaker 2>You know how it is when you have stuff like that,

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<v Speaker 2>You adrenaline kicks in. You're a little embarrassed. You get up,

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<v Speaker 2>you dust off, and I'm just because I crashed in sand,

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just you look like a powdered nonut. You're

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<v Speaker 2>all sweaty, and you're going, yeah, I looked terrible, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's dusty and dirty. And then we get we're like

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<v Speaker 2>a mile from the next rest stop. I take some

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<v Speaker 2>water and I clean off my elbow and I'm like, ah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm good. I feel good. Didn't think anything of it.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we're riding about another thirty minutes and I

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<v Speaker 2>reached down to my hip and it feels like it's

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<v Speaker 2>the size of a baseball ooh, this lump and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god. And I turned to my buddy and

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<v Speaker 2>I go, do you see that. He's like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>see that. It's just like this huge not sticking out

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<v Speaker 2>of my hip. Now, everything was working fine. I'm riding

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<v Speaker 2>the bike, the bones are working, i'm turning, I feel okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It just keeps swelling and swelling and swelling. And then

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<v Speaker 2>when we got back to the van at the end

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<v Speaker 2>of it. It was like this extra extra giant love

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<v Speaker 2>handle is probably the best way to describe it. It

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<v Speaker 2>was all swollen, wasn't bruised at this time. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I think I posted a video of that, and you

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<v Speaker 2>saw that, right, Tricia. I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it, and it was just like you could

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<v Speaker 3>just grab it with your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like a giant love handle, only on one

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<v Speaker 3>side of your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. And then h and then we're you know, we're

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<v Speaker 2>just hanging out having some beers after the ride, and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, this is fine. You know, I've banged

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<v Speaker 2>up before. It all. I cared about everything's working, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I mean, and fracture or anything whatever. And

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<v Speaker 2>it starts bruising and swelling and bruising and swelling. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh crap. So I get some ice and I'm icing

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<v Speaker 2>it and we're just hanging out and having some beers

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<v Speaker 2>and it just keeps. The bruise just keeps spreading and sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm like, well, you know, I'll sleep on

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<v Speaker 2>it and sleep on my side the other side, and

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<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe this thing will go down. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was on Saturday. It is still not gone down. Holy crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see it. The bruising. The bruising has gone from

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<v Speaker 2>a softball sized area on my hip to all the

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<v Speaker 2>way around to my belly button and then halfway around

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<v Speaker 2>my back. Oh you're ready to see? All right, here

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<v Speaker 2>we go. Can you see that might hit ready? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, JB dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean it's from his back where his spine is too,

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<v Speaker 1>is just below his short line all the way to

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<v Speaker 1>his belly button is just one giant purple mass of

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get that drained or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I went to the doctor and they gave me a

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<v Speaker 2>pat on the butt, said you'll be fine. Okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what I thought. It's so it's so hard like a baseball.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they were gonna like poke it and it

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<v Speaker 2>was just gonna be like you ever seen those videos

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<v Speaker 2>when they're like a cow has an infection.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like doctor pimple popper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought the doctor is gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, we got to get some of this

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<v Speaker 2>inflammation and infection out of there. Like now they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're fine. Does it hurt? It's sore, it's tender, like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, bruises.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they can I mean, it's kind of near your kidneys.

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<v Speaker 1>Were they worried about that?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, it's the impact spot is directly on the side

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<v Speaker 2>o the bruising that has gone forward to my belly

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<v Speaker 2>and then all the way to the middle of my back.

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<v Speaker 2>It is just blood drainage. Oh that's a nice thought,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Yeah, that's just internal bleeding draining again.

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<v Speaker 3>Internally, it just sounds like it's so much danger there.

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<v Speaker 3>But they were like, you're totally fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know, hopefully I still am. They I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought they would want to do something, but man,

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<v Speaker 2>did you did you go to the emergency room or

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<v Speaker 2>do you not? My regular my regular doctor.

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<v Speaker 3>But they're like the same reaction we had when he lifted.

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<v Speaker 2>Up your No, I guess not. I guess they see

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<v Speaker 2>crazy stuff all the time.

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<v Speaker 4>But wow, I can't believe they didn't refer you to

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<v Speaker 4>someone else. You would think, huh, so do they give

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<v Speaker 4>you like how long, like if this gets worse, come

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<v Speaker 4>back or no?

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<v Speaker 2>She was She was like, if this gets if this

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<v Speaker 2>gets worse and you're in a lot of pain, go

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<v Speaker 2>to the er. That's the next step. Like there's nothing

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<v Speaker 2>they can do, which I kind of feel that way

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<v Speaker 2>about most yeah, family doctor stuff, like what do you

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<v Speaker 2>actually can't really do? Yeah? Right, not a lot, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>So are you worried at all? Are you just like okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Well before, like so, I had a few days before

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<v Speaker 2>going to the doctor and I was like, what if

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<v Speaker 2>there's some infection in there? Yeah, possible, but it was

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<v Speaker 2>more of an impact than a scrape. And then I thought, well,

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<v Speaker 2>what if the blood clots or something that could cause

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<v Speaker 2>a problem. I actually asked them about that and they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, man, what if it never goes away?

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<v Speaker 2>It always looks like for you, what what's funny is

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<v Speaker 2>walking around and after the event there for a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of days it literally looks like I'm concealed carry Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I definitely saw some very country kind of guys like going,

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<v Speaker 2>uh huh, I got you. It looks like I've got

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<v Speaker 2>a gun on my hip. It's so swollen. Is this

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<v Speaker 2>your best injury yet? I mean, like you're most like,

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<v Speaker 2>this one's way worse than the one in the past

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<v Speaker 2>on your side of your hip, which was big, But

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<v Speaker 2>this one is like growing around your stomach and back.

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<v Speaker 2>I know it's the it's the lump that's more concerning.

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<v Speaker 2>Bruising is just bruising.

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<v Speaker 1>And let me guess you got no sympathy at home,

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<v Speaker 1>no zero, you got you gotta whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You still got to do all the chores. It's very

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<v Speaker 2>willy wonka. It's very violent. You're turning violet violet. I know.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked my wife. I said, if you've ever had

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<v Speaker 2>a fantasy about being with a guy with a purple unit,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, now it's your time, I said, because it's

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<v Speaker 2>creeping that direction. Oh that'll be weird, right, Is that

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<v Speaker 2>a chick thing, Tricia? I don't think so. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not my I mean when when when women buy

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<v Speaker 2>the fake ones they like the colors.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, the colors.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna let you know. The colors don't matter.

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<v Speaker 3>Friends, you don't care about the color, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Take care of do I guess. I take your pat

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<v Speaker 1>on the bottom from the doctor and take care of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Not much you can do, just heal. I'm in And

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<v Speaker 2>you know, in my my thought of it immediately and

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<v Speaker 2>still now is like, oh, I'm pretty lucky. That could

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<v Speaker 2>have been a lot worse.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and out in the middle of nowhere, that could

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<v Speaker 3>have been bad, Be careful,