WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.440 --> 00:00:03.600 Welcome back to news radio eight forty w a JS, 2 00:00:03.680 --> 00:00:05.639 the Tildy and Dwight Child Bride you by the Kentucky 3 00:00:05.679 --> 00:00:10.839 Office of Highway Safety Crazy Show today, and we're about 4 00:00:10.880 --> 00:00:12.480 to continue with that theme. 5 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:17.440 That's right as we bring in the legendary Frank Caliendo. Hey, Frank, 6 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:18.839 how you doing man? Franky? 7 00:00:19.399 --> 00:00:20.000 Right? Hey? 8 00:00:20.000 --> 00:00:20.519 What's going on? 9 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:20.879 Guys? 10 00:00:20.879 --> 00:00:21.839 Everything all right? Yeah? 11 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:25.839 Good, everything's going good? Man. Listen. What a career you have. 12 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:28.399 And and in the past, I gotta tell you you 13 00:00:28.440 --> 00:00:31.879 were my favorite thing on the Fox NFL pregame show. 14 00:00:32.600 --> 00:00:34.560 Was that as much fun as it seems like it 15 00:00:34.600 --> 00:00:36.399 would be, No, not at all. 16 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:42.079 Okay, So here's the I mean I'm being. Being around 17 00:00:42.119 --> 00:00:44.840 the guys was great, and I was taped separately all 18 00:00:44.880 --> 00:00:49.439 the time for the stuff, so I had to be as. 19 00:00:49.320 --> 00:00:54.280 The internet was burseoning. Is that the right word? Going 20 00:00:54.359 --> 00:00:55.640 to flourish? Yeah, I'll get it. 21 00:00:56.920 --> 00:01:00.920 As that was happening. We had to tape on like 22 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:06.799 Wednesdays or Thursdays each week, and a lot changes between 23 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:10.599 Thursday and Sunday morning. I imagine that you couldn't even 24 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:13.319 tape that you You couldn't do that bit that same 25 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:19.439 way now because podcasts, radio, the Internet. Everything everybody's doing 26 00:01:19.640 --> 00:01:22.719 all that towards towards sorts of stuff nationally. Now there 27 00:01:22.760 --> 00:01:26.120 were local outlets doing their own types of jokes and bits, 28 00:01:26.159 --> 00:01:29.079 but that didn't get out to enough people at that time. 29 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:32.959 Now anything can go viral from anywhere, and there are 30 00:01:33.359 --> 00:01:36.640 you know, national podcast types of things that are just 31 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:40.280 devoted to sports, comedy and so I think it was 32 00:01:40.400 --> 00:01:42.560 very different as far as the guys. Always fun to 33 00:01:42.599 --> 00:01:44.879 be around them, but it was very It was always 34 00:01:45.400 --> 00:01:48.079 I always felt like and I kind of made it 35 00:01:48.120 --> 00:01:50.159 this way because they were Hall of Famers for the 36 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:52.719 most part, the Hall of Famers and me, so I 37 00:01:52.760 --> 00:01:55.599 always felt like they were the royalty and I was 38 00:01:55.680 --> 00:01:58.560 kind of the court jester. So it's me just hanging around. 39 00:01:58.599 --> 00:02:01.560 But Terry Bradshaw would just say so many stupid things. 40 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:04.560 Right, I was about to go there and that that's 41 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:07.680 the obvious go to is Terry Bradshaw. He's always been 42 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:10.360 kind of that off the wall goof. 43 00:02:10.560 --> 00:02:13.599 He plays it up, but not that much. 44 00:02:13.919 --> 00:02:16.759 Uh he I mean, it's he adds to it, but 45 00:02:16.800 --> 00:02:19.639 it's I remember, I tell the story. 46 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:19.840 In my act. 47 00:02:19.919 --> 00:02:24.159 We were having our pictures, we're having promos, doing promos, 48 00:02:24.199 --> 00:02:25.840 and I think there's pictures and stuff like that, and 49 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:27.120 Terry Terry, Terry J. 50 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:28.520 Frank, this is taken forever. 51 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:31.000 This is taking longer than it took Picasso to paint 52 00:02:31.039 --> 00:02:32.840 the Sistine chap Like. 53 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:35.560 I don't think that was Picasso. I'm sorry, Frank, I 54 00:02:35.639 --> 00:02:36.159 met Lynn. 55 00:02:36.159 --> 00:02:40.599 No, DiCaprio is an actor, That's what I said, Frank, 56 00:02:40.680 --> 00:02:42.360 the guy from the Wolf of Walgreens. 57 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:44.719 That's not right either. That's a three in a row. 58 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:47.680 Wait a minute, But did he am? I remembering you 59 00:02:47.840 --> 00:02:49.879 doing him and in a boat at the and then 60 00:02:49.960 --> 00:02:51.879 he not he kind of grabbing your shoulders. 61 00:02:52.039 --> 00:02:53.560 But did he? Was that all an actor? 62 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:55.520 And he didn't didn't like you doing him? 63 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:56.080 No? 64 00:02:56.159 --> 00:02:58.560 He he was fine, Okay, it was all It was 65 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:01.000 all an act with him, not fun It not funny 66 00:03:01.039 --> 00:03:04.439 and fun of stuff, Frank, that's some fun of stuff. 67 00:03:04.520 --> 00:03:08.360 That's some good and and a fun of good stuff 68 00:03:08.439 --> 00:03:08.840 right there. 69 00:03:08.919 --> 00:03:09.199 Man. 70 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:11.879 So it was always that if you did hit him 71 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:14.280 too hard and didn't hit anybody else, Yeah, and maybe 72 00:03:14.280 --> 00:03:15.919 two weeks in a row, he might get a little annoyed, 73 00:03:15.960 --> 00:03:18.240 especially if it wasn't a great joke. And that happened 74 00:03:18.360 --> 00:03:22.039 fairly often. So Uh, being around the guys always great, 75 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:24.639 hanging out with him in Super Bowls or you know, 76 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:27.199 any of that type of stuff. But the job itself 77 00:03:27.199 --> 00:03:30.039 is tough because it's sports. The sports environment is also 78 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:31.719 what have you done for me lately? 79 00:03:31.759 --> 00:03:32.120 Oh? 80 00:03:32.159 --> 00:03:34.000 Comedy World and TV World they give you a little 81 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:37.159 leeway there. It's like, not a good enough bit last week. 82 00:03:37.199 --> 00:03:38.960 I'm like, I know, They're like, no, we mean it 83 00:03:39.000 --> 00:03:39.759 wasn't good enough. 84 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:42.080 I'm like, all right, what is this? What you're gonna 85 00:03:42.240 --> 00:03:44.120 You're gonna put me in the trunk? What's going on here? 86 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:47.560 Come on? I have it tall you to what is 87 00:03:47.599 --> 00:03:48.000 your total? 88 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:48.199 Boss? 89 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:48.680 What are we doing? 90 00:03:48.879 --> 00:03:50.240 Come on? What do we go to? 91 00:03:50.319 --> 00:03:50.400 Do? 92 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:53.400 You know? Right? 93 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:56.000 Kelly Endo joins the show. Hey, it's out man, the 94 00:03:56.120 --> 00:04:00.439 Lasting Impressions many tour that actually never stops. You come 95 00:04:00.479 --> 00:04:03.000 in to Louisville too, By the way, Uh, what's the date? 96 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:06.599 April eighth? Little comedy club. He's been. I guess you've 97 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:07.479 been to Louisville before. 98 00:04:07.599 --> 00:04:08.960 I don't know. I've never been there. 99 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:14.360 Really, you're just up from Illinois where you live. But Illinois, Illinois, 100 00:04:15.439 --> 00:04:17.360 people drop the ass down here for some reason. 101 00:04:17.399 --> 00:04:23.319 Frank, Well, you are in Louisville. That right, it's good? 102 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:23.759 All right? 103 00:04:23.920 --> 00:04:24.160 Is that? 104 00:04:24.360 --> 00:04:30.160 Is that right? It's like marbles in your mouth? Sounds 105 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:33.600 like John c Riley doing it. Did you touch my Louisville? 106 00:04:34.279 --> 00:04:35.519 Louisville, it's Louisville. 107 00:04:35.560 --> 00:04:37.920 Come on, man, that's not right. You didn't do it 108 00:04:37.959 --> 00:04:38.360 right at all. 109 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:41.079 By the way, For people who don't know my show, 110 00:04:41.199 --> 00:04:43.759 the show that I'm doing there, it's at the at 111 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:45.879 the Louisville Comedy Louisville Comedy Club. 112 00:04:45.959 --> 00:04:46.560 It's clean. 113 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:49.639 It's a clean show. Yes, I'm very clean. Yes, there's 114 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:52.800 no it's pg at worst. Sometimes they have to my openers, 115 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:54.000 the guys that bring with me, I have to make 116 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.720 sure they understand it. But it's most of the guys. 117 00:04:57.040 --> 00:04:58.399 The guys I'm bringing with me are the guys I 118 00:04:58.480 --> 00:05:00.480 travel with a lot of the time. One guy I 119 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:02.160 have I'm gonna have to give a big speech for 120 00:05:02.480 --> 00:05:05.360 it wouldn't be anything terrible. It might be I don't know, 121 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:08.000 it might be t and T after dark, but it's good. 122 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:12.199 I'm gonna make sure it's clean. I go, yeah, I 123 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:14.319 and I think you know, people come out the scene. 124 00:05:14.399 --> 00:05:16.839 I've had openers do that and be dirty and then 125 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.680 the club gets the emails, or I get emails. 126 00:05:19.680 --> 00:05:20.360 So I don't like. 127 00:05:20.399 --> 00:05:22.360 I like people to come out and have fun, and 128 00:05:22.439 --> 00:05:24.120 I like it to be about that and not. 129 00:05:24.319 --> 00:05:26.519 It's not a political show either. 130 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:28.360 I do make fun of I do make fun of 131 00:05:28.399 --> 00:05:30.199 Donald Trump, but I also make fun of Joe Biden, 132 00:05:30.519 --> 00:05:31.560 h and all the way back. 133 00:05:31.879 --> 00:05:33.839 So if we're doing if we're doing Donald Trump and 134 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:36.639 I do Library Trump, it's the quiet one, very quiet. 135 00:05:36.879 --> 00:05:39.680 It's a quiet one way. We could you imagine him 136 00:05:39.680 --> 00:05:42.199 in a library. We're looking for the books we're looking for, 137 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.160 and we're gonna start selling them. The library is gonna 138 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:45.120 start selling the books. 139 00:05:45.120 --> 00:05:46.000 Elon is opening. 140 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:49.560 But I balance it out with just wandering around stage 141 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:50.319 as Joe Biden. 142 00:05:50.399 --> 00:05:52.079 Folks, come on, what are you doing it with the 143 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:54.199 guy at the thing? I don't have to tell you. 144 00:05:55.160 --> 00:05:58.240 As as young I growing up a scribed Pennsylvania thirty 145 00:05:58.240 --> 00:06:03.519 four and six, to follow the Roman Empire, the Romans, 146 00:06:03.560 --> 00:06:09.360 Mario and Luigi. But it's not like you know, it's 147 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:11.000 not like you get I get on stage and have 148 00:06:11.079 --> 00:06:13.199 a you know, political diet tribe. 149 00:06:13.240 --> 00:06:14.279 I just make fun of everybody. 150 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:14.519 I like. 151 00:06:14.920 --> 00:06:19.319 I liked eighties comedy where you just make fun of everybody. Yeah, 152 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:21.319 it wasn't. You didn't feel like you were trying to. 153 00:06:21.439 --> 00:06:23.720 I've tried to do things where I try to have 154 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:27.160 some sort of teaching in my show. It's more about 155 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:30.480 just being nice to people to jerk about other people, apparently, 156 00:06:30.759 --> 00:06:32.959 But I try to take everything that I do, all 157 00:06:32.959 --> 00:06:35.879 the impressions, and come from something I like about the person, 158 00:06:36.000 --> 00:06:38.040 even if I don't love the person, if you can 159 00:06:38.079 --> 00:06:44.120 find something you like about the person and then multiply 160 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:50.360 that exactly. So, for example, when I saw Alec Baldwin 161 00:06:50.439 --> 00:06:52.959 do Trump on Saturday Live years and I'm like, that's 162 00:06:53.000 --> 00:06:57.360 coming from an angry, angry place. You can feel it. 163 00:06:57.480 --> 00:07:00.040 So my Trump has always been silly, like we're going 164 00:06:59.920 --> 00:07:00.560 to make him. 165 00:07:00.439 --> 00:07:01.800 Make a great again? Then what are we gonna do? 166 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.439 We can they make the galaxy great again? And that's 167 00:07:04.480 --> 00:07:07.040 just this galaxy. We're gonna make every galaxy great again. 168 00:07:07.199 --> 00:07:09.279 The Milkyway Snickers, they're. 169 00:07:09.160 --> 00:07:10.800 All good, the tremendous candy buys. 170 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:14.160 Send me the best, very very very good. 171 00:07:14.639 --> 00:07:16.600 Have you noticed that, Like Trump's got this thing too 172 00:07:16.639 --> 00:07:19.879 where he like he's super relaxed even. 173 00:07:19.720 --> 00:07:22.600 When people are coming to He's leaning on the. 174 00:07:22.519 --> 00:07:26.120 Pody different dude. This time around, he is a different dude. 175 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:28.879 It is a different four years from the last one 176 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:31.920 for sure. Now, I wonder if you get I was 177 00:07:32.040 --> 00:07:33.480 talking to Dwight in to break and I was like, 178 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:35.759 I wonder if he gets text messages because we went 179 00:07:35.759 --> 00:07:37.959 through that five or six year period where people were 180 00:07:37.959 --> 00:07:40.279 just getting canceled, And I said, I wonder if his 181 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:43.600 buddy texts. Franken says, well, there goes your Kevin's facey 182 00:07:44.079 --> 00:07:47.120 h so right, and then or if something breaks in 183 00:07:47.160 --> 00:07:49.120 the news and goes whether it goes you're Gruden. 184 00:07:49.519 --> 00:07:50.120 Uh, you know. 185 00:07:50.399 --> 00:07:52.120 I don't know if that's happened or whether they make 186 00:07:53.000 --> 00:07:55.439 especially with Gruden and the last go round. But he's 187 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:58.959 everywhere now I know. And I had texted him wait 188 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:00.920 because I'm pretty good friends with him and it was 189 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:02.800 all going down and He's like, man, I talk to 190 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:03.399 these players. 191 00:08:03.399 --> 00:08:05.240 You know who I am. These guys know who I am. 192 00:08:05.279 --> 00:08:07.959 Man, these just you know, I'm kind of a goof sometimes. 193 00:08:07.959 --> 00:08:10.680 What people don't understand about Gruden is he he does 194 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:12.839 a lot of ribbing and he's a you know, I 195 00:08:12.879 --> 00:08:14.959 call him the rooster because he walks around like he's 196 00:08:15.040 --> 00:08:20.439 you know, night tough guy man, little cocka doodle do 197 00:08:20.639 --> 00:08:21.000 right here? 198 00:08:21.040 --> 00:08:24.279 Many trying to wake up. That's what it's all about. 199 00:08:24.319 --> 00:08:24.519 Man. 200 00:08:24.600 --> 00:08:28.959 So so with him being back, it's great. It's funny. 201 00:08:29.000 --> 00:08:31.920 A year and during that time, I was in Italy 202 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:34.639 after Gruden the stuff went down to John Gruden and 203 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:37.600 I was in Italy with my family. I'd never been 204 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.279 overseas before. I'm going back this summer after this. That's 205 00:08:41.279 --> 00:08:44.120 actually why I'm on tour. To pay for it. 206 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:48.720 Uh, We're gonna stay at that hotel? How much? Okay? Okay? 207 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:51.159 Can I do some social media here so I can 208 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:51.720 write it off? 209 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:56.679 So I go to Uh, I go to the the Colisseum. 210 00:08:56.720 --> 00:08:58.440 I'm standing in front of the coliseum and I just 211 00:08:58.480 --> 00:09:00.639 take a picture and I put it on Instagram. I 212 00:09:00.639 --> 00:09:03.759 got a text from Jeff Leonardo, who is Grooon's right 213 00:09:03.759 --> 00:09:06.320 hand man. Did you know John is in Rome right now? 214 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.799 I'm like, no, I don't have grudar. 215 00:09:10.440 --> 00:09:10.559 Like. 216 00:09:10.639 --> 00:09:12.679 It's like I can feel the force, like it's Darth 217 00:09:12.759 --> 00:09:15.440 Vader and Luke Skywalker. 218 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:18.120 The force is strong with this one man, there is 219 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:23.960 another so so we uh. So I text John uh 220 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:25.440 and I'm like, are you in Rome? 221 00:09:25.480 --> 00:09:27.039 He's like, yeah, Man, where are you at I'm like, 222 00:09:27.279 --> 00:09:29.679 I'm in room. He's like, let's do as the Romans. Dude, Man, 223 00:09:29.679 --> 00:09:31.399 you want to go down to the coliseum and have 224 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:31.840 to fight. 225 00:09:31.879 --> 00:09:32.919 You want to be a gladiator. 226 00:09:33.799 --> 00:09:35.720 So we end up having dinner. 227 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:38.399 He sets up the place, he goes to the wrong 228 00:09:38.480 --> 00:09:40.559 place even though he set it up, but then he 229 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:43.120 ends up in. We end up having dinner, families together 230 00:09:43.159 --> 00:09:45.480 and stuff like that, and the best part of it 231 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:49.159 was just John Gruden. You're gonna finish that, man, that's 232 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:54.080 pretty good. You're gonna finish that. That the Calamari is 233 00:09:54.120 --> 00:09:56.559 that the last name Frank Klamari? 234 00:09:56.679 --> 00:09:57.679 You know what it is? 235 00:09:57.720 --> 00:10:00.600 That's squid? You know that is you ever had octopush? 236 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:04.519 What's the plural of octopus? That octopie? Really that would 237 00:10:04.559 --> 00:10:05.080 taste bad? 238 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:08.679 And octopi that's a that's a that's an octopush made dessert. 239 00:10:08.759 --> 00:10:10.360 I don't know if I'd ever go for something like that. 240 00:10:10.519 --> 00:10:10.720 Man. 241 00:10:10.960 --> 00:10:14.360 Uh, the world is better with Gruden in and the 242 00:10:14.440 --> 00:10:17.759 NFL needs Gruden. That's my opinion, and okay, I'll stick 243 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:20.480 to it. He is one of those great all time 244 00:10:20.600 --> 00:10:23.120 characters and in the NFL needs him. I'm sorry he 245 00:10:23.279 --> 00:10:24.159 I'm glad he's back. 246 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:25.039 Yeah, he's great. 247 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:27.399 He's everywhere and uh, I mean the best thing he's 248 00:10:27.399 --> 00:10:29.080 been doing is with all sorts of players and stuff. 249 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:32.080 He's doing those quarterback classes now. I actually almost went 250 00:10:32.159 --> 00:10:36.039 there this week down to Tampa to tape a quarterback 251 00:10:36.080 --> 00:10:36.879 class with him. 252 00:10:37.039 --> 00:10:37.960 Oh please do that? 253 00:10:38.279 --> 00:10:40.399 Yeah, well they have to, it's too busy. They had 254 00:10:40.480 --> 00:10:44.159 Jackson Dart there and they had uh clint Ewer clint 255 00:10:44.159 --> 00:10:46.639 Ewers and a couple other guys. And but I was, 256 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:49.120 I John want me to come down, and I was. 257 00:10:49.200 --> 00:10:51.320 I talked to the producer and I'm like, well, how 258 00:10:52.240 --> 00:10:53.639 how much time would it be? Would it be just 259 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:55.200 throwing a line or two in there? Like yeah, I'm like, 260 00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:56.759 let's just do something bigger lady. 261 00:10:56.840 --> 00:10:59.879 Yes, it's yeah, Well sit his butt down and you 262 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:01.159 do him right? 263 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:02.320 So you. 264 00:11:03.679 --> 00:11:04.759 Okay, yeah, but. 265 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:06.320 It would be a new one, it would you know, 266 00:11:06.840 --> 00:11:08.559 you didn't know it, so there's a lot of people 267 00:11:08.559 --> 00:11:11.080 who didn't see it. So it's it was actually Derek Carr. 268 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:13.480 We did it with Derek Carr. Cool and it was 269 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.200 his birthday. You got birthday cake? 270 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:19.240 Man, how many candles you're putting on that birthday? Can 271 00:11:19.279 --> 00:11:21.679 tell you what man my birthday cake. You can start 272 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:22.440 a fire with that. 273 00:11:23.600 --> 00:11:26.279 Frank Callando is our guess. He's out on tour. It's 274 00:11:26.360 --> 00:11:30.320 the lasting impressions many tour that actually never stops. We 275 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:33.240 get around fifteen states. We reach around fifteen states. So 276 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:36.960 if you're listening, you're not in Kentucky. Google Frank Callando 277 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:39.039 will go to Frank calliando dot com and look for 278 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:39.480 give you. 279 00:11:39.440 --> 00:11:40.840 Something in the middle of this plug. 280 00:11:40.879 --> 00:11:43.720 Sorry to break, no go ahead, but Frank on stage 281 00:11:43.759 --> 00:11:44.360 dot com. 282 00:11:44.399 --> 00:11:49.080 You don't even have to spell calliander stage dot com. 283 00:11:49.399 --> 00:11:51.639 Well that happened because I was getting called the first 284 00:11:51.639 --> 00:11:53.600 time I went to Minneapolis and there they heard me 285 00:11:53.639 --> 00:11:54.000 on the radio. 286 00:11:54.679 --> 00:11:57.120 They were actually going, is that Frank Klamari there? Yeah, 287 00:11:58.039 --> 00:11:59.919 I'm dreaded seafood appetizer. 288 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:01.720 That's Frank. 289 00:12:01.799 --> 00:12:02.120 I got it. 290 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:04.000 I gotta put you on the spot. And if you 291 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:05.879 don't want to, don't do it. But I gotta get 292 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:10.320 a Hey, this is a Frank Caliendo and Al Pacino 293 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:12.360 and you're listening to Tony and Dwight. Could you do 294 00:12:12.440 --> 00:12:13.000 that for us? 295 00:12:13.240 --> 00:12:16.799 I have no interest. Can you guys be quiet? 296 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:19.279 I'm gonna do it. Can you be gliet? I'm a 297 00:12:19.279 --> 00:12:23.360 professional here. Hey, this is Frank Caliendo along with Al Pacino, 298 00:12:23.639 --> 00:12:25.759 and you're listening to Tony and Dwight on News Radio 299 00:12:25.759 --> 00:12:28.559 eight forty W h A S. 300 00:12:29.600 --> 00:12:31.200 Yeah, yeah, we love you. 301 00:12:31.279 --> 00:12:31.559 Frank. 302 00:12:33.159 --> 00:12:37.000 On April eighth, one Show Only Louisville Comedy Club. Hey, Frank, 303 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:37.480 thank you for. 304 00:12:37.440 --> 00:12:37.919 The time of me. 305 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:40.559 I'll finish it with a Morgan Freeman And that's when 306 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:43.039 they realized this was the end of the segment. 307 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:48.600 We'll see in a couple of days. Frank, We'll see 308 00:12:48.600 --> 00:12:51.360 you buddy. All right, all right, that was great, Yeah, 309 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:52.000 good stuff. 310 00:12:52.159 --> 00:12:54.000 Show today is getting crazy, dude. 311 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.080 Yeah, we still have Pat Boon, who's going to join 312 00:12:56.120 --> 00:12:58.919 the show after News eleven thirty five. 313 00:12:59.440 --> 00:13:01.919 Elan and Eland, Folks, if you want to sell your home, 314 00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:04.159 one percent commission rate is the only way to go. 315 00:13:04.480 --> 00:13:06.759 Elin and EDL has been around for forty six years. 316 00:13:06.840 --> 00:13:09.840 Last year they sold one half of all one percent deals. 317 00:13:10.000 --> 00:13:13.559 Why because that's their specialty. There's no haggling. You call 318 00:13:13.639 --> 00:13:16.399 five nine nine twenty eight hundred five nine nine twenty 319 00:13:16.399 --> 00:13:17.600 eight hundred and you go, you get to sell my 320 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:19.759 house for one percent. 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Stick around more on the Way, 330 00:13:49.279 --> 00:13:52.879 including news, and then Pat Boone joins the show News 331 00:13:52.879 --> 00:14:03.639 Ready to eight forty whas he lit Austin, Hi, Austin, 332 00:14:04.120 --> 00:14:04.759 how do y'all? 333 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:05.320 Ah? 334 00:14:05.759 --> 00:14:08.559 News Radio eight forty whans. We had Jared what are 335 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:09.120 your you worked for? 336 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:09.840 W A MZ. 337 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:11.200 We had your buddy on Preston. 338 00:14:11.799 --> 00:14:13.440 Yes, Cooper, what a performer? 339 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:14.519 Huh? He really is. 340 00:14:14.559 --> 00:14:18.360 Talking to everything he knows he Uh, that's he didn't 341 00:14:18.360 --> 00:14:20.279 credit me, but that's not true. Do I do it 342 00:14:20.279 --> 00:14:22.120 for the credit? You meant him today? No, you meant 343 00:14:22.200 --> 00:14:24.639 him today? Would you guys? Quit? I'm not a hero. 344 00:14:24.879 --> 00:14:26.639 I like the story though, you're your hero. 345 00:14:26.799 --> 00:14:28.600 No, you're a ro No, no, no, no, no, you're right 346 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:31.919 no no, no, no, you're brave enough to walk around fat. 347 00:14:31.960 --> 00:14:33.519 I think you're a man, you're a hero. 348 00:14:35.039 --> 00:14:37.799 You're making me self conscious. Every withe the fats great, 349 00:14:37.960 --> 00:14:38.519 you look great. 350 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:39.759 You're not as fas as it used to be. 351 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:42.960 Maybe that's why I got too many wrinkles. You think 352 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:45.799 when people get fat, they get less wrinkles. If you 353 00:14:45.879 --> 00:14:46.200 know what's that? 354 00:14:47.720 --> 00:14:47.759 What? 355 00:14:49.000 --> 00:14:50.080 Oh no, will you get fat? 356 00:14:50.279 --> 00:14:50.440 Yes? 357 00:14:50.519 --> 00:14:53.919 It makes the like botox, So there's benefits to there 358 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:57.679 are benefits because when you get super skinny, look like 359 00:14:57.759 --> 00:15:00.480 the cripkeeper like not you, but people. 360 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:03.120 So if you're a fat there's a silver lining. Yeah, 361 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:05.360 no wrinkles, no wrinkles. That's pretty good. 362 00:15:05.360 --> 00:15:05.519 One. 363 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:07.840 Well, they listen. The big thing they do now, which 364 00:15:07.919 --> 00:15:12.399 is so painful. Yeah, they inject inject fat into your face. 365 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:16.799 I inject fat and skimm and I can't say that. 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The Legendary Pat 384 00:16:10.559 --> 00:16:13.320 Boone joins the show after news News Radio eight forty 385 00:16:13.480 --> 00:16:19.200 whas it's a new song along with a brand new video. 386 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:24.080 It's one voices for Tanza Zina as I bring in 387 00:16:24.120 --> 00:16:27.840 the legendary and called Pat Boone, Pat, how you doing? Man? 388 00:16:28.960 --> 00:16:31.000 I am doing great? How about you? 389 00:16:31.159 --> 00:16:33.360 I gotta tell you, Pat Boone, you look and you 390 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:37.000 sound absolutely terrific. Fifty million records. 391 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:40.320 Huh how do you know how I look we're on 392 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:41.039 the phone. 393 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:44.360 Because I saw the video. Yeah, I saw the sing 394 00:16:44.639 --> 00:16:47.240 I saw you singing with those glorious pipes. My friend. 395 00:16:47.279 --> 00:16:49.279 I want to talk about Pat Boon. I want to 396 00:16:49.320 --> 00:16:52.639 talk about this to fifty million records sold, thirty eight 397 00:16:52.759 --> 00:16:56.919 top ten hits, Gospel, Hall of Fame and Pat. There's 398 00:16:56.960 --> 00:17:00.360 a verse in the Bible. I'm a Christian. I'm a 399 00:17:00.440 --> 00:17:05.480 Christian in training, but I'm a Christian. Nonetheless, we all are, 400 00:17:05.640 --> 00:17:08.000 we all are, Thank God for grace. There's a verse 401 00:17:08.000 --> 00:17:11.720