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Speaker 1: And we'll begin.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I know you do, I've seen.
Speaker 1: It you guys.
Speaker 4: Ever watched a movie Tango in cash Yus the boot
Speaker 4: the boot Gun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a couple boot guns, you know that way.
Speaker 1: Nobody knows about it.
Speaker 5: What movie was it? Austin Powers or one of.
Speaker 1: The machine gun Jubblee's How did I miss that?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Or was it James do.
Speaker 1: You got machine gout Jubblee? Scott?
Speaker 5: Or was it James Bond where he had the toe knife?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about his heels, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what movie.
Speaker 4: And I didn't watch a lot of the James Bond once,
Speaker 4: so I know what movie you're talking about.
Speaker 1: But yeah, tow knife?
Speaker 5: Or was it get Smart?
Speaker 3: Could have been smart? Sounds right?
Speaker 5: And Hathaway's fucking smoke.
Speaker 7: Yeah alright, Matt, Hell yeah, let's talk about sports.
Speaker 1: Now, gotta stop edging over here.
Speaker 8: Edit all the parts that worth of who cares? This
Speaker 8: show goes overall ed.
Speaker 7: Now we'll see, all right you guys ready, Yeah, hold on,
Speaker 7: I got something.
Speaker 5: He's prepared.
Speaker 4: I am prepared. Here's all you have to know about
Speaker 4: men and women. Women are crazy, men are stupid, and
Speaker 4: the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.
Speaker 1: George Carlin love it, stop for his business. Smarts talks
Speaker 1: like a bro.
Speaker 6: Matt and Dustin join him just for the fun, and Lord.
Speaker 1: Dustin SIPs his beer. Scott's God is notes.
Speaker 6: They share fat jokes, talk like they own spots, Remigie's
Speaker 6: got it sown in the sports talk show.
Speaker 1: Scott's the Captain, Matt and Dustin.
Speaker 6: They know Bruce might be missing, but they still make
Speaker 6: it fun, fat jokes and drinks.
Speaker 1: They keep it light and run Sammi pro.
Speaker 6: Sports talking, Bimichie Minisoda talk like Dick's fat jokes.
Speaker 8: It's all in the motion.
Speaker 6: Sky God leads the way with his business degrees, Dustin
Speaker 6: drinks and last they make it all agreed. Matt's not
Speaker 6: the smartest budd He's got his part. Scott and Dustin
Speaker 6: may kicked the conversation, shot beer belly and Brainstein makes
Speaker 6: it all up.
Speaker 1: Send me thro a sports talk.
Speaker 8: It's never too tough.
Speaker 6: Dustin's got his drink, Scott's got his script, Matt's got
Speaker 6: his jokes.
Speaker 1: They never get stuck.
Speaker 6: They talk Mike Praws though they're not fat jokes and Beard.
Speaker 8: They've got it all bought.
Speaker 6: Scott's gootting know how Matt got the jokes, Dustin's got
Speaker 6: the drink.
Speaker 5: They achieve it hot and cozy or Mitchie's.
Speaker 6: Got it sown in this sports talk show talk like
Speaker 6: Dick's fat jokes.
Speaker 3: It's all in the flow.
Speaker 1: Send me through a sports talk.
Speaker 6: In THEMICI Minnesota, fuck like ditch fat jokes.
Speaker 8: It's all in the motion.
Speaker 5: Scott Lee's the way with.
Speaker 6: Business degrees doesn't and last thing make it all greed.
Speaker 8: Good morning, good afternoon, good evening. It doesn't matter where
Speaker 8: you are. This is beer really sports coming to you
Speaker 8: from the Runway Lounge here in Bamigi, just south of
Speaker 8: the big metropolis of Bamige, in the suburb of Nary, Minnesota.
Speaker 5: We must be in the ritzy part though, because he's
Speaker 5: got his own runway in his backyard. You're on like
Speaker 5: John Travolta level here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you. That's a show titled alright, write that
Speaker 3: one down. Anyways.
Speaker 8: My name's Matt Jeffrey to my immediate left, a humble
Speaker 8: man who is a works very hard. He's on his
Speaker 8: hands and knees a lot, pretty busy. He's in people's
Speaker 8: yards left and right.
Speaker 1: Hey, how old are your hands and knees?
Speaker 9: Very I was gonna say, I don't really, I don't
Speaker 9: know if his job entitles that.
Speaker 1: It's like he's a flooring installer.
Speaker 5: I'm not the one that has knee pads, Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, stop showing people pads.
Speaker 1: Those are promotion pads.
Speaker 3: But ah, that's a good one.
Speaker 5: Anyways, I'm Scott Wilson.
Speaker 8: And then over to the very far left of the
Speaker 8: bar that I got a shirt ripped.
Speaker 3: I'm very sorry. It is Bruce Lag.
Speaker 4: Thank you, and thank you for not saying that it was
Speaker 4: on my hands and knees all day, which I actually
Speaker 4: kind of was.
Speaker 1: But it's funny you look at it.
Speaker 7: If you look at my clothing, it would appear that
Speaker 7: not that there's like, you know, stage or anything on
Speaker 7: the back side.
Speaker 5: It's just you know, hard mystery white stains.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's no mystery white Oh oh raggy Monica, Monica, she.
Speaker 1: Doesn't sounds like scoopy at all. What if she did, though?
Speaker 1: What if that's how she got built in the sack?
Speaker 1: She's like, right, Bell always like oh right, oh god, Monica.
Speaker 4: Can I give you a mystery?
Speaker 8: I was thinking Scooby Doo and Monica from friends. Yes,
Speaker 8: the whiskey I got the stain on the dress. I
Speaker 8: wasn't thinking of that.
Speaker 5: The DNA joke went over, Matt.
Speaker 3: I was I was the mill of writing other things.
Speaker 4: What you would think in that scenario Wheelhouse, Yeah, an
Speaker 4: intern that gave a blow chop be like, I would
Speaker 4: know that.
Speaker 3: How would I know that?
Speaker 1: I don't know what you followed at all.
Speaker 3: I don't have any interns.
Speaker 5: Nobody said you did have for you guys, really, excuse
Speaker 5: the fun out of me.
Speaker 1: You didn't You don't follow the news at all? Do
Speaker 1: you know who Bill Clinton is?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Shut the kidding, all I get going.
Speaker 5: He would be more likely to say, Hillary's the fact
Speaker 5: that I believe president.
Speaker 4: The fact that the fact that I believed it, It says.
Speaker 1: A lot more.
Speaker 3: You've done that before.
Speaker 5: It was more indicative of Matt's knowledge of things, relaxed thereof.
Speaker 4: More lack thereof. I should have I should have known.
Speaker 4: He's like, no, I'm like, gotta know what Bill Clinton is.
Speaker 1: Everybody knows. There was Billy Beer.
Speaker 5: He was a saxophone player.
Speaker 3: He was a great saxophone player.
Speaker 1: Like, he's like this McDonald's fries.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 1: What the hell was what was his brother's name?
Speaker 3: Roger?
Speaker 1: Was that Billy Beer?
Speaker 10: Robert?
Speaker 5: Was it? Bob Bob and Bill?
Speaker 3: Billy Bob?
Speaker 4: That's Robert tried to do in the hallway, Billy Bob
Speaker 4: and Bill and I.
Speaker 3: Do it the Bill people?
Speaker 9: Yeah, whatever, I think it was like it was like
Speaker 9: it was Roger because he wasn't like Billy Beer or
Speaker 9: something like that as a as a because he was
Speaker 9: like the black sheep of the family, while uh, basically
Speaker 9: except essentially what black sheep the movie was kind of.
Speaker 4: Premised off because you know, Chris Farley's brother was running
Speaker 4: for office.
Speaker 5: Roger Roger.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, yeah, that's a that's a I'll tell you
Speaker 1: this because I know it. That's a lineup picture. That's
Speaker 1: that's where you're getting arrested, Birus.
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 4: Well, when you drinking, you drive and they catch you.
Speaker 4: They're pretty good at their jobs many times twice. What
Speaker 4: do you what do you have to bring that up?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Right? Hey, how was that walking? Wabasha?
Speaker 3: I was being courteous to one of my friends.
Speaker 5: Mark the calendar the first time. Matt wasn't thinking of
Speaker 5: Oh dude him correct.
Speaker 1: Me if I'm wrong. Did you or did you not
Speaker 1: try to use the internet to persuade this bet?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm right, yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 5: He was swiping right hard.
Speaker 1: He's been swiping right since.
Speaker 3: He was like, you were with me when we're in
Speaker 3: the truck.
Speaker 8: Whendn't no, he wasn't with you when that All these
Speaker 8: other like matches just happened.
Speaker 5: They just happened down as we were going through what
Speaker 5: was it that one Lake Crystal or whatever it was called?
Speaker 5: That town ra Lake City?
Speaker 1: Is that where Jason Fordies did all the.
Speaker 3: Murdering you disappeared? How about that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's isn't that Lake Crystal? Isn't that Jason?
Speaker 3: V Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 5: But Lake City? Yeah? As soon as we get to
Speaker 5: Lake City? Match right right, right, right, right, right right right.
Speaker 4: Honestly, he's kind of Jason for he's in the situation,
Speaker 4: slowly walking whatever, a lot of a lot of puffing,
Speaker 4: of a lot of hurling, and now out of shape.
Speaker 5: We can't go back this year and be like this
Speaker 5: is the corner that Matt threw up on.
Speaker 1: Wait, it's gone.
Speaker 5: The building's gone gone, they tore.
Speaker 8: It, but we can still take a photo in front
Speaker 8: of it like this for Matt Puke not once but twice,
Speaker 8: and there.
Speaker 7: Was inside the building, and we figured out a route
Speaker 7: to get there because I can't afford to rent that place.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to figure this out right now.
Speaker 5: Okay, I was hoping he did not have to pull
Speaker 5: the camp.
Speaker 8: We are not going to pull the camp for that sucked,
Speaker 8: Dad was he said six hundred bucks to go there
Speaker 8: and back.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, and Jesus cries to rent the room. Well
Speaker 5: that room right there is like four hundred. We just
Speaker 5: watched the gas like this.
Speaker 1: Fuck my dad.
Speaker 4: I remember my dad who's like, we're coming back from Arizona.
Speaker 4: We drove for a little bit and he's like, oh yeah, sleep,
Speaker 4: So he sleeps.
Speaker 1: He wakes up and he goes. The wind shifted and
Speaker 1: he drove.
Speaker 4: He drove for twenty four hours straight because the wind
Speaker 4: shifted to his back and he just went and he
Speaker 4: just went, and he just.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no is sure. I'm like, Dad, are you tired?
Speaker 1: It's like nope.
Speaker 4: I'm like I just slept for like five hours. I
Speaker 4: could drive. He's like, I'm good. I don't know if
Speaker 4: he just doesn't trust me driving him brand new truck
Speaker 4: and uh camper.
Speaker 3: But well there's that.
Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't trust me either, Younger Bruce, Nah, this is.
Speaker 1: Fairly decent, Bruce.
Speaker 5: Is your cord tight?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I didn't set it up.
Speaker 3: No one's gonna touch that.
Speaker 5: Since well he's kind of like how he's leaning on it.
Speaker 5: I thought maybe he was bumping.
Speaker 1: I'm not really leaning on it.
Speaker 7: I just gotta I have to basically eat the microphone
Speaker 7: otherwise it's.
Speaker 5: It was like glitching in and out. It wasn't that
Speaker 5: we couldn't hear you because you're being quiet.
Speaker 1: I know, well, I know I have to. I have
Speaker 1: to do this otherwise, get your.
Speaker 5: Fucking mic in your mouth.
Speaker 1: The tall man to the right will complain.
Speaker 8: No, it's those mics. I quit trying to tell you what. Dude,
Speaker 8: don't now you.
Speaker 5: Know how we feel.
Speaker 3: Damn it.
Speaker 5: You don't fucking listen. I don't care, So why don't
Speaker 5: we pay our bills?
Speaker 3: All right?
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Speaker 3: Oh you love pickles.
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Speaker 8: So we're gonna do a new avery, a new segment
Speaker 8: format format no no format format is a whole change
Speaker 8: of everything, uh segment called local sports.
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Speaker 5: So we'll start off with some some local sports here.
Speaker 3: Now, all right, now, how.
Speaker 5: About them men's hockey Beavers. Last weekend they got the sweep,
Speaker 5: get the broom out against Lake Superior State Friday night
Speaker 5: they won four to one, and then Saturday pulled off
Speaker 5: the w int three to two.
Speaker 3: It was the pink out, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Saturday was the pink game?
Speaker 1: Ah good. They are leading the cha right.
Speaker 5: I believe. So they have a current record right now
Speaker 5: of seven to four and one and they're on a
Speaker 5: three game winning streak. Next weekend, they traveled to I
Speaker 5: would say probably our biggest rival right now, given the
Speaker 5: college hockey climate, go to Michigan Tech team that always
Speaker 5: travels well over here. Held the last time I saw
Speaker 5: at the championship game last year, I think there was
Speaker 5: more Michigan Tech fans there than Beavers fans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the Beavers right now are leading the CHA fourteen points.
Speaker 4: They are five zero and one in conference play, so
Speaker 4: there's that, and Michigan Tech is at twelve points. So
Speaker 4: that's a big that's a big swing for this weekend.
Speaker 5: And a stat you always want to see is winning
Speaker 5: records at home in away. Right now they're four two
Speaker 5: and oh at home in three two and one on
Speaker 5: the road, so good for them.
Speaker 3: What do they playing next?
Speaker 5: I just said, here's a wow, that's.
Speaker 3: You're not doing good today.
Speaker 5: So you can find if you aren't able to actually
Speaker 5: go over to Holton, Michigan or is it Hufton Michigan,
Speaker 5: I forget.
Speaker 1: You could tell me because you could have just what
Speaker 1: you could have been like.
Speaker 5: The CCHA does not use flow Sports anymore for streaming
Speaker 5: live games. It is now Mid Coast Sports Plus.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ship I get that online.
Speaker 5: Or find them on the old radio dial at ninety
Speaker 5: two point one FM the River. All right, then we're
Speaker 5: gonna jump back work into college hockey and talk about
Speaker 5: a pair of brothers from Hermantown playing for the UMD
Speaker 5: Bulldogs for the first time ever in college hockey history,
Speaker 5: a brother combination are one to two in scoring.
Speaker 1: No shit.
Speaker 5: Interesting, So Max Plant leads the nation with twenty two
Speaker 5: points right now, ten goals, twelve assists.
Speaker 8: And Jesus related to Robert Plant.
Speaker 5: I actually know who Derek Plant is. No played for
Speaker 5: the back in.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, former NHL players.
Speaker 5: So that's their dad. And then his brother's name is
Speaker 5: second in the nation with nineteen points with seven goals
Speaker 5: and twelve assists.
Speaker 3: I did not know that.
Speaker 5: And they currently have led the Bulldogs between number three
Speaker 5: ranking in the country.
Speaker 4: God damn, imagine imagine when they were kids though, you know,
Speaker 4: out on the ice and they're they're that good.
Speaker 5: And they're there their youngest brother just committed to play
Speaker 5: at De Luther's.
Speaker 3: Well, what are the the watch?
Speaker 1: Jesus?
Speaker 4: So that's it for college spreading around put some of
Speaker 4: the talent other places, you know back in the day,
Speaker 4: like you know Maiden and Eli, they went to different colleges.
Speaker 5: Matt tried spreading.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 4: Unlike the oxy cotton epandemic. There was a syphilist in
Speaker 4: South Dakota.
Speaker 5: I'm surprised he didn't tell me to shut up on
Speaker 5: that one.
Speaker 4: He's too busy dawdling on his phone, all right, and
Speaker 4: no chalk and sports.
Speaker 1: He doesn't care say almost anything.
Speaker 5: Jumping down into the high school grid interaction. My hometown,
Speaker 5: the Grand Rapids thunder Hawks are in the state football
Speaker 5: tournament Friday night last week, and they played their opening
Speaker 5: round game against Benelde Saint Margaret. It was forty one
Speaker 5: to zero at halftime. The final score was fifty four
Speaker 5: to seven in favor of Grand Rapids won.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I've never because I've never heard of the
Speaker 1: other team.
Speaker 5: It's a private school, yeah, always in the state normally there.
Speaker 1: Private school is probably a lot better.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Their hockey team is oh stacked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, the hockey team can't play football.
Speaker 5: They move on and play Friday against Casting Mansonville at
Speaker 5: the Bank, so they had advantage.
Speaker 3: So they're there.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So two wins and they're playing for a state
Speaker 5: title for a class for a football what a story, Mark,
Speaker 5: But Midge lost their Class five A Section championship game
Speaker 5: against Alex.
Speaker 7: That's a very good team the year before, didn't they
Speaker 7: have a Alexandre than had that guy that was like.
Speaker 5: Was Alex So interestingly enough, Grand Rapids only lost this
Speaker 5: season was to Bamigi, so Bmigi was very good, Butmigi
Speaker 5: was expected to do even the damage.
Speaker 4: First game this year, they went up against the state
Speaker 4: champion and it was a shootout.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of running. It was so much running.
Speaker 5: Was it Elk River or Eaton Prairie?
Speaker 1: I can't remember who the hell it was. I listened
Speaker 1: to it.
Speaker 4: I listened to it on the radio, and they lost
Speaker 4: by like a touchdown at the very end, and some
Speaker 4: injuries happened.
Speaker 1: But it was whoever was the it might not.
Speaker 4: Even been in the same class because I think it
Speaker 4: was the first game of the season, but it was
Speaker 4: a shootout and it was they ran like the veer
Speaker 4: or it was something like they don't throw the BALLI.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 4: The other team, BMIGI threw the ball a little bit,
Speaker 4: but they ran the ball mostly too. But the other
Speaker 4: team just didn't throw the ball like it was at
Speaker 4: their bread and butter. It was like, uh, the whatever,
Speaker 4: what's the movie with Denzel? Denzel?
Speaker 5: Oh remember the Titans.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but they eventually threw the ball with sunshine uh shine,
Speaker 7: but yeah, like they were they.
Speaker 1: Just ran the ball the whole time, never never threw
Speaker 1: the ball. And it's like, how do you not stop them?
Speaker 5: I just guess you like pull the vikings and lay
Speaker 5: the guy right in front of them.
Speaker 4: Here about that later, but it's I guess it goes
Speaker 4: back to the old. Like you know, any coach, I'll
Speaker 4: give them our playbook. If we run it correctly, they
Speaker 4: can't stop it. Yeah, So I mean that's that sucks
Speaker 4: g but that's cool for Grand Rappids. We were gonna,
Speaker 4: you know what, one day, Scott, you're gonna be in
Speaker 4: that hall of fame. Not the athletic one, Not the
Speaker 4: athletic one that's won up by the concession stands.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. When I took the picture.
Speaker 5: I was like, you know what, at least it's not
Speaker 5: the hall of shame. Yeah, that was in the bathroom,
Speaker 5: like the pure.
Speaker 3: I'm nowhere in God.
Speaker 4: You know what, we should pull our money together and
Speaker 4: just see if we could get like fat heads of
Speaker 4: mat out there.
Speaker 8: He does not like that I'm trying to think where okay,
Speaker 8: you just bathrooms mostly is where I'm trying to get him.
Speaker 3: Post them up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just post them up. And obviously I don't want
Speaker 4: to spend the money to drive there. I'm just hoping
Speaker 4: the good people out there will take.
Speaker 3: A little bit of their time.
Speaker 5: We'll get there. That guy's not allowed with.
Speaker 3: Lives in Watertown.
Speaker 7: Oh hell yeah, yeah, hell yeah, Mitch, you're our guy.
Speaker 3: He ain't going. He doesn't want to go back to here.
Speaker 8: Now, my friend Cody, who's a deputy, would be more
Speaker 8: than happy to do that.
Speaker 5: Are they gonna tell us you're not allowed within like
Speaker 5: five hundred yards of the school? No, because he knows that.
Speaker 1: Hey, how did you figure out that you knew the
Speaker 1: officer there? Because I'm not alone.
Speaker 5: Within five hundred Can we go do like a homecoming
Speaker 5: trip for you and then go see the hole in
Speaker 5: the floor at the trailer that your dad had.
Speaker 7: Now he fixed, dude, that'd be so sweet, Like they
Speaker 7: redid it like John Randall or the Unibomber when.
Speaker 1: They remade the houses. The hole in the floor, that's
Speaker 1: what you know. You made it.
Speaker 5: This is a ship ball lake.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ship ball lake. Yeah. This is this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is where we made him do.
Speaker 5: Hi old where Steely Dan got hit in the face
Speaker 5: with ship balls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh, that is at the Capitol Lake.
Speaker 1: We can't do that at the Capitol though, because we'll
Speaker 1: get mad.
Speaker 3: I mean you can.
Speaker 5: Matt doesn't want to go home anymore because Christine Ohan
Speaker 5: is not the governor anymore.
Speaker 1: What happened to that.
Speaker 5: She's the director of Homeland Security.
Speaker 1: Know, oh, she can't be the governor there anymore.
Speaker 3: No, some dude I name, Yeah, I don't care.
Speaker 5: Who famous words for Matt don't care.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well there's always in one you say, yeah, rodeo.
Speaker 4: That's I wish people were here to see it though.
Speaker 4: It's I can say it till I'm.
Speaker 1: Blue in the face. But to actually hear words being
Speaker 1: said in him going rodeo like.
Speaker 7: Not paying Oh my god, you didn't hear a word
Speaker 7: that woman said.
Speaker 3: I was probably I think I was doing misconnections.
Speaker 1: Are you were just sitting there?
Speaker 3: She said?
Speaker 5: She asked you, and you're like, rodeo.
Speaker 8: Oh, some about her boots, Like what do you think
Speaker 8: is boots? It was boots, Yeah, brand new cowboy boots.
Speaker 3: And I was like, rodeo.
Speaker 5: She still live here.
Speaker 7: She was asking, we're clothes, but she should wear with He.
Speaker 3: Goes, Rodeo, Sorry, I wasn't caught up. She's like, are
Speaker 3: you oh God, only me?
Speaker 1: Well, no, there's probably other people. You're not the only one.
Speaker 4: There's other other people out in the world that just
Speaker 4: don't give a ship about what other people just waiting
Speaker 4: for their turn to talk.
Speaker 3: Peyton brought that up to me the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, kidding, your best friend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, surprised. Actually they took them this long to even come, Like,
Speaker 3: do you just say that for yours?
Speaker 7: There is a person now that is at where I
Speaker 7: work and he just like obliviously doesn't care, Like he
Speaker 7: just doesn't like he walks through and he goes, man,
Speaker 7: this place is dusty. I mean it's so much dust
Speaker 7: everywhere I go. Yeah, man, I used to be my job.
Speaker 4: But you know, then the board price is dropping, he said, Dad,
Speaker 4: they need to get a cleaning company. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know I used to do that and then the
Speaker 4: board prices dropped and.
Speaker 1: They laid me up. Yeah, they'll probably lay you off when.
Speaker 7: The board prices Dropped'm like, holy shit, this dude just
Speaker 7: doesn't listen. Oh dude, And he's from the South, and earlier,
Speaker 7: like the day before that, something else is going on
Speaker 7: and he's talking, well, you gotta do this and that
Speaker 7: and cod no, no, we gotta do it.
Speaker 4: He just he is the epitome. He is the poster
Speaker 4: child of I'm not listening. I'm just waiting for my
Speaker 4: turn to talk.
Speaker 1: It was, oh God, that's this guy, dude. I laughed.
Speaker 4: And he also told me this little nugget here, if
Speaker 4: you ever want to pick up a chick, all you gotta.
Speaker 5: Do this, lift her up.
Speaker 4: Do you have any other ideas before I say mine's got.
Speaker 4: How big of a fan of dirty dancing?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: The red shirt?
Speaker 5: You need a red shirt?
Speaker 1: Red shirt?
Speaker 3: How do you? Why why red shirt?
Speaker 4: Because they're attracted to the colors red.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like the the boobs.
Speaker 1: See red and that's all they want to do, red bobs.
Speaker 1: He didn't say that. I I I came to that
Speaker 1: conclusion for him. So should be the red banger. I
Speaker 1: think that means something different. All right, Should we move
Speaker 1: on to the twins.
Speaker 4: Now that we've gotten away from local sports into hitting
Speaker 4: on chips?
Speaker 5: All right, Hey, that is kind of a local sport.
Speaker 3: From that though, it was no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, he is worldwide.
Speaker 3: I don't know worldwide.
Speaker 1: He's he took his he took his hitting on chicks
Speaker 1: to the the max. Now he's slowed down to take
Speaker 1: it one more time or the other one.
Speaker 5: He is worldwide because last year when he was doing
Speaker 5: his TikTok lives all the time, at Bu was throwing.
Speaker 4: Off, yeah, because there's more than There's more than just
Speaker 4: people there from Bamigi that are in those hallways.
Speaker 3: He was his corect.
Speaker 5: Matt loved it when chicks from like Spain or Venezuela
Speaker 5: or any of the Spanish speaking so you.
Speaker 7: Had, honestly like chicks from wherever you could have said
Speaker 7: western West Virginia, he'd have been like, oh man.
Speaker 5: No no. As soon as as soon as they popped
Speaker 5: up and started speaking Spanish, she's like, get out, fuck,
Speaker 5: I don't want a green curd wedding.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right at all.
Speaker 1: What if you wanted to go over there?
Speaker 3: No, I would have died. They would have kidnapped out.
Speaker 5: It would have been like the movie Hostel.
Speaker 3: I would have died, all right.
Speaker 4: The Minnesota Twins have announced their first base coach, and
Speaker 4: these two don't know who it is, So I'm gonna
Speaker 4: give you a little bit of a hint A former
Speaker 4: major league player Gary Seismore Greedy.
Speaker 1: Yes, Gray, great, Gary. Honestly, that fits in very well
Speaker 1: with the Twins culture. Gonna be like you.
Speaker 4: He was gonna be a superstar injury, fell off and
Speaker 4: then was nothing.
Speaker 1: I think he went from what Cleveland to like.
Speaker 3: Uh, I posted it wasn't you.
Speaker 1: I didn't even see it. I read it. I read
Speaker 1: it on the internet.
Speaker 5: He went out east somewhere.
Speaker 1: I know he started up in Cleveland.
Speaker 5: I think he went to.
Speaker 3: Went to he was he was not the Cubs. He
Speaker 3: was a White Sox for a while.
Speaker 1: Whatever doesn't matter. He fell off. He was gonna be that,
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: But yeah, he's our new first base coach. We lost
Speaker 4: our third base coach correct to Atlanta.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Sammy Watkins is now with Tommy or Tommy, Tommy
Speaker 8: Sammuel Watkins.
Speaker 1: What was his name?
Speaker 3: Tommy?
Speaker 7: No, the first one, Sammy Sammy No, no, no, no,
Speaker 7: size more, Gary said a grady Gary size more.
Speaker 4: I love how confident you were about you're like I
Speaker 4: posted it earlier.
Speaker 1: I means you don't know the difference for t R
Speaker 1: D y R why.
Speaker 5: And then last week they made a bullpen coach signing
Speaker 5: in former Twins air quotes legend Latroit Hawkins.
Speaker 4: He made it to my middle school, went to mid
Speaker 4: middle school and he shot free throws against Owen Weaver
Speaker 4: and lost. Owen Weaver made more free throws than the TROYA.
Speaker 4: Hawkins did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Owen Weaver was a good shooter though.
Speaker 4: That was it was they They put in a lot
Speaker 4: of a lot of stress to put on Owen Weaver
Speaker 4: as a seventh grader, like who's the best free throw shooter?
Speaker 4: All the basketball kids are like Owen Weaver, And then
Speaker 4: everybody else's kind of joined in. And then he went
Speaker 4: up against a major league player and he won.
Speaker 7: And now he's a drummer, Like he's a drummer in
Speaker 7: New York for like a.
Speaker 3: Punk rock band.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no, it's like an orchestra.
Speaker 5: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so yeah, Owen Weaver. Shout out, shout out, He'll
Speaker 1: never listen to this. If Owen Weaver listens to this,
Speaker 1: let us know, no.
Speaker 7: Chants at Hill tell us about your team. There's no
Speaker 7: chance at Hill I will shot bet the hell out
Speaker 7: of you. He's with the time table, he's with the
Speaker 7: finer people in life. If he's slumming it down, listen.
Speaker 5: To this, the loser to have to drink what's left
Speaker 5: of that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no nod.
Speaker 4: If he actually is, I will finish that. If he doesn't,
Speaker 4: whoa whoa, one two, three four. But yeah, that's I mean,
Speaker 4: that's pretty much it for Twins News. I mean, what
Speaker 4: do we expect going forward? I mean it's the off season.
Speaker 5: Alad's still on the team, which what's what's your future
Speaker 5: future predictions of the Minnesota Twins for the scome year
Speaker 5: one hundred game last season? Okay, well, I mean Shelton
Speaker 5: did it three times in Philly or Pittsburgh.
Speaker 3: Not close enough.
Speaker 8: I want to say they're gonna win thirty games wow.
Speaker 8: Not good wow, because they're not gonna have anybody.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I think the talent is kind of there and
Speaker 4: maybe the change optimism. And I liked what Derek Shelton said,
Speaker 4: you know, obviously made fun of him because it was
Speaker 4: like Scott and I were talking about, like it's a contractor,
Speaker 4: like the lowest bid one. But he said he has
Speaker 4: a feel for the game. So I like that. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, it's like it's just analytics.
Speaker 5: Analytics feel for a game as he lost.
Speaker 7: Dude, pittsburgh'sburgh, Pittsburgh's bad though, they're probably gonna trade Paul's.
Speaker 5: Skeins, Well you should and get loads of dress.
Speaker 4: No, you hold onto him and you let other people
Speaker 4: until he goes trade me or I trade me?
Speaker 1: Right, I quit. But it's there's something there though. I
Speaker 1: think with we have some talent. Keshaw got like some
Speaker 1: votes for Rookie of the Year.
Speaker 4: If Royce Lewis can find a way to stay healthy
Speaker 4: Byron Broocks, Buxton just did uh we still have Joe Ryan?
Speaker 4: I mean now, I mean we're not gonna trade him.
Speaker 4: We didn't trade him.
Speaker 3: We didn't trade Now.
Speaker 5: Rumor mill is they're gonna trade Ryan. They didn't trade him.
Speaker 4: At the deadline is when you're gonna get the most.
Speaker 4: So you're gonna start the season with him if they
Speaker 4: full paw and then they're gonna shot at what what
Speaker 4: do you mean before the trade deadline? Ye give me
Speaker 4: a day alert Alert. Somebody's ego is about to get
Speaker 4: blown up. It's now time for another Peter Bentley Sports.
Speaker 1: After me, So.
Speaker 5: Matt got us some cool new sound bite?
Speaker 4: Or do you want you're saying before the season. I'm
Speaker 4: taking I'm taking.
Speaker 3: That before a season.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's gonna get traded before the season.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll take you. If he's gonna get trade before season.
Speaker 5: It has been decided.
Speaker 1: Honestly, Like I'm pretty good on the shot bets. Outside
Speaker 1: picking football teams, I'm.
Speaker 5: Terrible as mad as mad as.
Speaker 1: I'm really close. I was up by like ten games
Speaker 1: at one point in time. Worldly one game different what
Speaker 1: I gave him, So I gave him the.
Speaker 7: Advice just don't get the home runs, and then I'm
Speaker 7: just fucking free falling.
Speaker 1: Dude, I didn't even do it, Like I guess that
Speaker 1: I didn't, but yeah I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 5: We need a corkboard here to put up notes.
Speaker 1: Calm down, Charlie Day.
Speaker 7: That would be sweet, though, Yeah, corkboard, okay on it. Yeah, Hey, Jada,
Speaker 7: we need a cork pard Yeah, not a big one.
Speaker 7: She got she got us the marker board here, but might.
Speaker 3: As well added corkboard to that list.
Speaker 10: Two.
Speaker 7: Yeah, uh, I mean Jeffries is good. I mean Lewis
Speaker 7: can be good if he plays brooks Lee's I mean,
Speaker 7: if Walker Jenkins comes in as games when dog Jack
Speaker 7: so I'll go five hundred is what I'm expecting.
Speaker 4: With aspirations to do better. I liked I liked what
Speaker 4: he said. He goes, I have a feel for the game.
Speaker 4: I'm not all analytical.
Speaker 5: So the shot bet Matt says Joe Ryan will be
Speaker 5: traded this offseason before the start of the season this offseason.
Speaker 4: Yes, well yeah, before the first pitch of in April.
Speaker 4: So he has all the way till April.
Speaker 3: That's his connect.
Speaker 7: You might want to rip that part out and put
Speaker 7: it on the corkboard.
Speaker 3: Okay, the courtboard.
Speaker 1: Then, oh, we're just gonna put that under the Viking's helmet.
Speaker 8: I don't have a pen or a pin. Okay, that works, fine,
Speaker 8: got it.
Speaker 5: It's on the wall.
Speaker 1: Aiden, Aiden, you're our new uh bets guy.
Speaker 3: I know if he's anything like his daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he doesn't care.
Speaker 3: He doesn't care.
Speaker 5: He's too busy.
Speaker 4: All right, So let's move on to the next one.
Speaker 4: That's pretty much all the Twins talk. We got nothing
Speaker 4: else to talk about. Although the the World Series, were
Speaker 4: you guys happy with the outcome?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No? That game?
Speaker 5: Wow, how much we talked about that inches Toronto was inches?
Speaker 5: Like half an inch? Away from winning.
Speaker 1: No, that sucks.
Speaker 3: I mean inches, you know, a couple of inches here there.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 5: I was more pasted about the fact that between streaming
Speaker 5: and the the.
Speaker 4: Year before, vlad Guerrero Junior was almost a cub. And
Speaker 4: that's that's where I was like, damn it, So what ifs?
Speaker 4: But we're moving on to the Golden Gophers. But the
Speaker 4: football program who barely beat Michigan State.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Uh they won in overtime, I.
Speaker 1: Think, right, Yeah, Drake Lindsay had that run.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was two weeks ago.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, and then we had a bye week, but
Speaker 4: that was we haven't Drake Lindsay had that. I mean,
Speaker 4: Michigan State has been pretty bad and we barely snuck
Speaker 4: that up.
Speaker 3: Pretty good at that.
Speaker 1: We haven't played Scott. When you're looking stuff up, when
Speaker 1: was the last time we played Oregon State?
Speaker 3: Oregon State Oregon Oregon.
Speaker 5: Minnesota lost to Michigan State twenty or one against Michigan
Speaker 5: State twenty three to twenty in overtime.
Speaker 8: Yeah, the last time we played Oregon I think it
Speaker 8: was back in two thousand.
Speaker 3: It was in two thousand.
Speaker 1: In Oregon.
Speaker 3: My bad we beat I think we beat them. I
Speaker 3: don't remember were twenty six.
Speaker 4: I just saw it on like Sports Center and there
Speaker 4: like the last time they played, and then they just
Speaker 4: kind of flashed past.
Speaker 3: Uh Minnesota, I think it was a bowl game.
Speaker 1: There is zero chance we win this game.
Speaker 4: Well, we haven't won a we haven't won a road
Speaker 4: game yet this year, and uh so this would be that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I dude, I think Drake Lindsay's got it,
Speaker 1: and then he doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's it's so weird.
Speaker 3: See the freshman come on right.
Speaker 1: It's so weird.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh my God, like like you know, me
Speaker 4: and my brother are watching him, like, dude, he's got
Speaker 4: And then the Nebraska game he's like yep.
Speaker 1: And then the next game against Iowa, like, holy dog shit,
Speaker 1: what just happened? So we just got dude.
Speaker 4: They had thirty one points before I think we got
Speaker 4: a first down and we talked about that before.
Speaker 1: But it was unreal.
Speaker 4: And the Michigan State game was kind of back and forth,
Speaker 4: and then they were leading in like they were bad.
Speaker 5: Here's an interesting take. Minnesota against or again all time
Speaker 5: is three and.
Speaker 1: One in favor of the Ghosts. Yes, because probably they
Speaker 1: played in the sixties.
Speaker 8: So well, last time they played two thousands, actually, no,
Speaker 8: two thousand two games.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and Joey Harrington a part of those teams.
Speaker 5: So is New Year's Eve December two thousand and three,
Speaker 5: you know, passo the Ducks lost thirty one to thirty
Speaker 5: to the goal.
Speaker 3: Quarterback of that one, I don't know.
Speaker 5: And then Joey sounds right, it sounds no, yeah, maybe no.
Speaker 5: Or was he drafted in the draft?
Speaker 1: Oh, that would have been two thousand and two.
Speaker 5: He was on the cover of MC DOUBLEA two thousand
Speaker 5: and three, I think, and I think he's.
Speaker 1: Got them two oh two. Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 5: And then they played once in ninety nine.
Speaker 1: I remember watching the Highlight.
Speaker 5: It was like eleven they Then they played in seventy
Speaker 5: five and sixty one.
Speaker 1: So someone in the sixties.
Speaker 5: Once in the sixties, once in the seventies, once in
Speaker 5: the nineties, and once.
Speaker 4: This is why I don't really like this real line
Speaker 4: mint thing, and it's because I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: Old and whatever. Just keep the West Coast teams out
Speaker 1: on the West Coast.
Speaker 5: The Pac twelve.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I actually when I go in and set up my.
Speaker 1: Obviously I know you're a board with me, because how much.
Speaker 1: You hate the big ten hockey thing.
Speaker 5: So you when I go and set up like my
Speaker 5: dynasties and stuff on NC dub for Xbox, I put
Speaker 5: the pack twelve back.
Speaker 1: Back to.
Speaker 3: A low key uh low key.
Speaker 1: See that's why we're Yeah, we're with it.
Speaker 4: We could say low key, no cap Kellen just tru
Speaker 4: kell Kellen Clements was the quarterback.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: When I went the moment I heard you, all right, I.
Speaker 8: Know that it was the Barbara and Maroney show go
Speaker 8: first for three hundred yards.
Speaker 3: Both Barber and.
Speaker 5: Moroney, you said, Barbara.
Speaker 8: No, their ability to turn out the yards kept the Dutch.
Speaker 8: She was line offense off the field.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kelly Kellen Clements. Yeah, the money went Kellen Clements.
Speaker 4: Number because I saw it. I saw the I saw
Speaker 4: eleven and then they flashed to something else.
Speaker 5: But why was I thinking Clemens and Boise State?
Speaker 8: You are thinking of the lefty who's now the quartervet,
Speaker 8: who's a cornator, ke Kellen lefty for.
Speaker 5: He's the head coach for the Saints. Now.
Speaker 4: Also, I wanted to talk about this and it's not
Speaker 4: really so this is basically the end of football for
Speaker 4: the first half.
Speaker 1: So the Kellen mont thing and Bill Finch. He doesn't
Speaker 1: really like to play rookies, do you think.
Speaker 7: Mike Zimmer, I think they're probably right because Rob Dillingham
Speaker 7: with the t Wolves, he sucks.
Speaker 4: But they were beating the Jazz by like thirty. They
Speaker 4: put Baron year in, he had like a bunch of dunks.
Speaker 4: It took Justin Jefferson. Remember Kellen Monde. I was gonna
Speaker 4: talk about that and thank you for Yeah. No, but
Speaker 4: they brought up Kellen mont Everybody was like killing vond
Speaker 4: just because he's a rookie.
Speaker 1: No, he just sucked.
Speaker 5: Mike Zimmer was right, and it took.
Speaker 1: It took but two games, two games to get.
Speaker 7: Justin Jefferson on the field, and then Justin Jefferson showed up,
Speaker 7: showed out.
Speaker 1: He's like, alright, I can't keep that rookie on the
Speaker 1: bench anymore. I have to kill him on.
Speaker 7: I think Bill Finch is there too, Like Rob Dillaga
Speaker 7: like gets out there and he's like he gets like
Speaker 7: four minutes of games, like, you suck, get out of here.
Speaker 1: I'll take I'll take Mike Conley's old ass. He'll hit
Speaker 1: a three. You're weird ass shot, Like I.
Speaker 7: Was so excited when they drafted him because look, you
Speaker 7: look good at college.
Speaker 1: You watch him look good at college, and then you realize,
Speaker 1: you know who the NBA is the next level up,
Speaker 1: and he can't make it. He is not.
Speaker 5: Who else look good in college? Johnny fucking Man's out.
Speaker 7: He look great college. He's a Heisman Trophy winner in college.
Speaker 7: You know what, there's all the white powders and what
Speaker 7: are you saying?
Speaker 5: All that a little too much?
Speaker 4: Honestly, though, I still think that there's something to be
Speaker 4: said about what organization you go to.
Speaker 5: Oh absolutely, if you're if he gets to do like
Speaker 5: a stricter program, Oh you go to New England. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and Bilichick's still New England. Yeah, it's here. Get the
Speaker 5: fuck out.
Speaker 4: So he probably doesn't make it past the first five
Speaker 4: weeks in New England if he keeps down that same road.
Speaker 4: But you know, it's like, yeah, I was thinking about
Speaker 4: that earlier day, like Kellen mand crossed my mind.
Speaker 1: It was like and then Bill Finch, she just doesn't
Speaker 1: play the roots.
Speaker 5: So speaking of football, well, I'll wait, yeah, that's that's
Speaker 5: that's it, all right. It's not Vikings related though, Well.
Speaker 1: We'll do that in the second half.
Speaker 7: But for once, We're actually gonna put sports talk into
Speaker 7: the second half on Facebook Live.
Speaker 5: How the hell did you twist Matt's arm for that?
Speaker 1: I it took a little while. Took a little while.
Speaker 5: Did you have to borrow his promotion pads?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: No, no, I got my own.
Speaker 5: That's not joke worthy.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I was listening.
Speaker 1: No, dude, he just straight face. I'm tired.
Speaker 3: I'm not really here.
Speaker 8: I was looking at like we're at an hour twenty
Speaker 8: seven and al right, holy shit, we.
Speaker 1: Gotta cut out about ten minutes.
Speaker 5: All right, so let's go to the wild. Crack that
Speaker 5: next beer.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, sorry, I'm not even with it.
Speaker 3: Just go ahead the wild.
Speaker 5: Did you watch last night's game?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 5: Holy fuck, we cannot go to overtime with San Jose.
Speaker 4: No, that's that. Uh the Celebrini pass too. I mean,
Speaker 4: Gustavson's been kind of soft.
Speaker 1: That was that was that was a. That was a.
Speaker 5: He threaded the needle through Brodeine's legs though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then it went It went five holes, so
Speaker 1: it's through two legs. Like. He didn't hit the corner
Speaker 1: of the net.
Speaker 4: It bounced off Gusselson's pad on his right pad and
Speaker 4: went in I didn't watch overtime because I went back
Speaker 4: to my room to go to sleep, and for whatever.
Speaker 5: Reason, overtime was a past celebrity passed the turk Craft yeah,
Speaker 5: and it went between Brodian's legs and then Craft deeked
Speaker 5: gusts and scored.
Speaker 1: It's ah.
Speaker 5: So, I mean, if they've come back around, though, they've
Speaker 5: been playing better the last I mean ten days, san.
Speaker 4: Jose, something to be said about that. The last four
Speaker 4: games they've only allowed a goal.
Speaker 5: And they are they like they were talking in the
Speaker 5: broadcast last night, they just keep finding a way to
Speaker 5: like hang in games.
Speaker 4: That's good though, because they're finally turning it back around.
Speaker 4: It's kind of like you know that the Browns or
Speaker 4: something like that, like finally.
Speaker 5: But San Jose at one point was good the Browns.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, dude, I mean they they made the playoffs
Speaker 7: before they went to Baltimore, and then Stefanski's got him
Speaker 7: to the playoffs twice.
Speaker 1: He went coach of the Year twice.
Speaker 5: But no, that man still have a job because he
Speaker 5: went coach of the year twice. All right, but there
Speaker 5: they got Zukerrelo back that giving go pass in his
Speaker 5: first game back with Carell was freaking insane.
Speaker 1: Saying, wow, Bulliam Is there's something to be said.
Speaker 5: He's looking pretty good.
Speaker 4: He take he travels with the puck well, and then
Speaker 4: I think the team is responding.
Speaker 5: Well, he's only nineteen. Yeah, the hell are you there?
Speaker 1: Four years off college?
Speaker 5: And he didn't he signed early. He went through two
Speaker 5: seasons in college.
Speaker 1: No ship, Ye, every pro team should do that.
Speaker 3: Then you drafted?
Speaker 1: Did you draft early?
Speaker 5: You can be eighteen and starting the NHL at Connor
Speaker 5: be Garden.
Speaker 1: I thought you had to graduate in order to go,
Speaker 1: so you're still.
Speaker 5: From college.
Speaker 1: I did not know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but he looks.
Speaker 1: Dude, he's so explosive with the puck.
Speaker 5: He's obviously still young. He's gonna make some mistakes, just
Speaker 5: like JJ quarterback. He's gonna make mistakes.
Speaker 3: But it's dude, it's number nine.
Speaker 1: He puts pressure on the defense. He's up in there,
Speaker 1: he's making plays. Boldie. I think this year's made a turn.
Speaker 1: I mean Rossi's finally.
Speaker 5: He's centering the number one line. Yeah, Caprice often, I think.
Speaker 1: It's boils down to eric'son next day in healthy.
Speaker 5: Well, and you still have guys hurt you Bugasen's still hurt.
Speaker 5: Nico Sturm is hurt. You know, you're getting like Preguosian.
Speaker 5: I like, I like Jurassic I like I like the
Speaker 5: young kids. He's been doing pretty I like the young
Speaker 5: He had a.
Speaker 4: Penalty he had, He's the reason that they got the
Speaker 4: power play goal. He was in the penalty box in
Speaker 4: the first goal last night. But dude, he had to
Speaker 4: let these guys play together. They got to get used
Speaker 4: to each other.
Speaker 1: I like the youngness.
Speaker 4: I mean, I think we got that perfect level of
Speaker 4: youngness and a little bit like you know, Zuck's older
Speaker 4: curls like what twenty eight now? And Boldie's gotta be
Speaker 4: what twenty five, twenty six? You know, Rossi's in there.
Speaker 4: But and then you have like you know, Bulliam.
Speaker 1: I guess I would have said twenty two.
Speaker 5: E'ar off is twenty three.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's only got two gold But I like the
Speaker 7: way he plays.
Speaker 5: Even like you're a chick is twenty two. You know,
Speaker 5: it's a lot like Eric Sneck. Though a lot of
Speaker 5: people tend to forget eck he played. He started when
Speaker 5: he was eighteen to two. Yeah, and like what the
Speaker 5: fuck was this young?
Speaker 4: Who is that cat from Vancouver that got drafted right afterwards,
Speaker 4: and everybody was like, should.
Speaker 1: Have drafted him?
Speaker 4: And now Peterson yeah, yeah, and yeah Patterson Peterson, Peter Peterson,
Speaker 4: Patterson Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then nobody talks about him anymore.
Speaker 5: No, and Eric's neck has been labeled as the most
Speaker 5: punishable face in the NHL ue.
Speaker 7: He's he's not quite Genny Maulkin Shrek looking, but he's
Speaker 7: kind of got that Shrek l.
Speaker 1: But I I I'm gonna finish on this. My boy.
Speaker 1: Walstead three h two.
Speaker 4: Gustason is three seven and one or two and Walston's
Speaker 4: got a two point five to one goals against. He
Speaker 4: went back to back games winning, So uh.
Speaker 5: The plan still is for Gusts to play the game.
Speaker 1: It gave him a six year deal.
Speaker 5: It's like a three to one reshow.
Speaker 3: I think I don't.
Speaker 1: Understand why we had this guy. He was the goaltender
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 4: He had one off year when I thought we should
Speaker 4: have brought him up, and then we didn't.
Speaker 1: And then now we signed Gustafson for six years.
Speaker 4: When we traded for this guy, another franchise was like,
Speaker 4: let's get rid of him, so then we give him
Speaker 4: six years. I mean, how many times have we done this,
Speaker 4: Dube neck all of our goaltenders. Let's bring the guy
Speaker 4: that we drafted and developed.
Speaker 5: So to your point right now? Per ESPN, gus Bus
Speaker 5: is four seven and two with a three zero nine
Speaker 5: goals against average and in eight ninety six save percent
Speaker 5: which is wor shit terribladies.
Speaker 12: And gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I've just
Speaker 12: been handed an urgent and horrifying news story and I
Speaker 12: need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen.
Speaker 3: So this comes in from the The Score.
Speaker 8: Reports that Byron bucks and consider waving waving his no
Speaker 8: trade clause.
Speaker 3: The Twins continue to tear down.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh I love this town. I'm never gonna leave
Speaker 5: this town.
Speaker 3: Everybody says that, Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's popular to say. What is Walstad's stat?
Speaker 5: Walstead is three zho to two with a two five
Speaker 5: to one goals against average and in nine oh nine
Speaker 5: save percentage.
Speaker 4: Which isn't super great, but it's better than.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Buxton? Like? What are you? Mark?
Speaker 1: You know? Like what do you what do we wanna
Speaker 1: talk about?
Speaker 6: That?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 3: Nothing? I'm just trying to hurry us up.
Speaker 7: We're finishing a point yeah, okay, all right, go to
Speaker 7: the News of the Weird.
Speaker 3: There's other word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's say News of the Weird, my ben that
Speaker 1: will end with a wheel.
Speaker 8: Phenomena, phenomena.
Speaker 1: Hey Matt, Hey Scott, how good do you think your hands?
Speaker 7: Look, here's how much you can earn per day model.
Speaker 4: As a professional hand model. A woman earns up to
Speaker 4: three k per day working as a professional hand model.
Speaker 1: I used it too on to thirty six.
Speaker 4: Began working in the industry in twenty twenty after originally
Speaker 4: working as a freelance stylist, which he still does alongside
Speaker 4: running her own business and modeling. I'm assuming your hands
Speaker 4: after helping with all that doesn't really give me the
Speaker 4: stats on guys. But the agent was working within the
Speaker 4: first few weeks to trying to be signed.
Speaker 1: I want to let you know this. Your boy over
Speaker 1: here was.
Speaker 4: A hand model. Me me at work instructions at team Industries.
Speaker 4: I have a hand pointing at where you need the
Speaker 4: witness market.
Speaker 3: Is it still there?
Speaker 1: It's I bet it's still there.
Speaker 3: I bet it is still there industry.
Speaker 1: Although you're not gonna be you have to work there
Speaker 1: in order to find it.
Speaker 3: It's six.
Speaker 4: Can we get a I'm going to ask them. But
Speaker 4: there is my hand. It's in gloves, pointing at the
Speaker 4: work instructions. I didn't get paid any extra for that,
Speaker 4: but I was a hand model at one point in time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I didn't make any three grand a week, but.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe you didn't tell you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just took all the money. Makes sense, Yeah,
Speaker 4: because they probably shipped all over.
Speaker 1: I didn't there. It was good at that job.
Speaker 4: Minnesota man attempts ice cream cone world record in Ireland.
Speaker 4: A Minnesota man visiting in Ireland stopped at a famous
Speaker 4: ice cream shop to attempt the Guinness World Record for
Speaker 4: the fastest time to eat one hundred and thirty gram
Speaker 4: ice cream cone. Spring Lake Park resident James Clark paid
Speaker 4: a visit to Teddy's in De Lajarre and attempted an
Speaker 4: ice cream eating speed.
Speaker 7: Record, which was previously said at twenty four point nine second.
Speaker 1: Twenty four point nine to seven seconds.
Speaker 3: I'm intrigued by this.
Speaker 1: Teddy shared a video on Facebook showing the ice cream cone.
Speaker 4: Being weighed at one hundred and thirty grams before Clark
Speaker 4: attempted his feet. The footage shows Clark completing his attempt
Speaker 4: in twenty four point seven two seconds, appearing to take
Speaker 4: the record, although it must still be reviewed by the
Speaker 4: Guinness World Record Book.
Speaker 5: One hundred and thirty grams is only four and a
Speaker 5: half ounces.
Speaker 1: It sounds a lot better when you put it in grams'.
Speaker 5: That's a quarter pound.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I do it.
Speaker 4: An Oregon beachgoer comes to the rescue of a beach shark.
Speaker 1: Who's are you brave? Are you brave enough to put it?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna go and put your beat shark?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, I probably not unless there's other people doing it.
Speaker 4: Then I might join out, But then I'd probably be
Speaker 4: the one that's like, I lost, dude, I got I
Speaker 4: lost my leg.
Speaker 1: Bruce leg lost a leg trying to help up each shark.
Speaker 13: An Oregon woman Boston and Oregon my leg, it's eaten
Speaker 13: by the shark. Scott, an Oregon woman taking a sunset
Speaker 13: stroll on the beach with her dogs, ended up grabbing
Speaker 13: its stranded shark by the tail and returning it to
Speaker 13: its ocean home. Colleen Dunn said she was walking on
Speaker 13: the beach in Manzimna Manzanita near Nahalem Bay State Park
Speaker 13: when she's I don't have no idea e H a
Speaker 13: a l.
Speaker 5: E m or nahalem nahalam that sounds like.
Speaker 1: By whatever.
Speaker 4: She spotted something on the sand up ahead, probably above
Speaker 4: fifteen feet in front of me. I saw something that
Speaker 4: looked like driftwood, and then I noticed it was moving,
Speaker 4: done said. She initially thought the object might be a
Speaker 4: seal pup waiting for its mother to return, but a
Speaker 4: closer look showed it.
Speaker 1: Was a shark.
Speaker 5: Must have been a baby when if it was that small.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the beachgoer decided to grab the shark by its
Speaker 4: tail and dragged it into the nearby pool.
Speaker 7: Fuck it, I let that thing die. I'm not going
Speaker 7: down like that.
Speaker 3: How do he die?
Speaker 4: He didn't, I would say it. I'm not going down
Speaker 4: like that. The shark lived because that lady was brave.
Speaker 4: Town pleads for return of beloved local mannequin.
Speaker 3: Damn It.
Speaker 7: Tourism's official in a small South African town are asking
Speaker 7: for tips about the disappearance of a beloved local landmark,
Speaker 7: a mannequin swimming in a dam just outside of town.
Speaker 1: How lucky are we that we have pollen?
Speaker 3: Babe?
Speaker 1: You know, that's the first thing I read that I
Speaker 1: thought about.
Speaker 4: Like this South African town has a mannequin and a
Speaker 4: damn and they're like, that's what we staple ourselves on.
Speaker 4: Somebody took it and they're like, oh god.
Speaker 5: Well, imagine if somebody stole Paul.
Speaker 1: That quite the operation.
Speaker 5: Stford people in town. When Chief Bimidgi went.
Speaker 3: Away, that's true, got sold to.
Speaker 5: A statue museum or whatever in Illinois.
Speaker 1: It's terrible because he went to Chicago.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 4: Teens bing teenage binge drinkers are earned more money and
Speaker 4: success later in life, says the study.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 4: Binge Drinking might not be the recipe for failure that
Speaker 4: is portrayed in a popular media. Recent studies have shown
Speaker 4: that heavy boozing during one's youth could improve one's chance
Speaker 4: of success later and lively. In his new book The
Speaker 4: Beauty and Pain of Drugs, Norwegian sociologist Willie Peterson of
Speaker 4: the University of Oslo argues that communial drinking when you're
Speaker 4: young could help ease inhibitions by acting as a social lubricant.
Speaker 4: The Times of London reported social in turn, this helps
Speaker 4: advance the liquor loving's career faster than those of the socially.
Speaker 1: Sober counterparts.
Speaker 5: Makes sense.
Speaker 4: It's plausible could I mean anything like anytime you're like, oh,
Speaker 4: Melk's bad for you, then there's another one.
Speaker 5: Melts courage though, because you would do things that wouldn't
Speaker 5: normally do sober.
Speaker 8: That's true. Wabashaw Bruce out about with mingle with the people. Yeah,
Speaker 8: flip it off the band not cool, but mingling with everybody, Bruce.
Speaker 5: Go do this, okay, man of the people.
Speaker 3: He is a man of the people.
Speaker 4: Probably outside of flipping off the band, would have done
Speaker 4: most of that without drugs or alcohol.
Speaker 1: It's pretty stone too.
Speaker 4: A rare mutant kitten dubbed Cyclops cat is born with
Speaker 4: one eye and it begins the northern lights and now
Speaker 4: we have a one eye mutant cat.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Speaker 4: And kitten in Brazil is being dubbed cyclops cat after
Speaker 4: it was born with one eye, as seen in a
Speaker 4: viral video. I'm thirty two years old and I've never
Speaker 4: seen anything like this in my life. Farm Hammon Gilbero
Speaker 4: Almada told news X one of the felines, which was
Speaker 4: born on November fourth in Vihanna.
Speaker 1: I don't know state of Runinda.
Speaker 4: My cat has had several litters, but this was something like,
Speaker 4: this has happened.
Speaker 7: Look at that one fucking eye crazy. It's starting over,
Speaker 7: It's starting over.
Speaker 1: That's it. That's all the news of the.
Speaker 3: Weird news got.
Speaker 5: So I got one one quick one. So were you
Speaker 5: feeling a little drained it all this morning or maybe
Speaker 5: a little headache?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not mentally ill.
Speaker 5: No, but when they're solar flares, yeah, that's a side
Speaker 5: effect of solar flares. Is like I had a headache
Speaker 5: this morning, or if you were feeling drained?
Speaker 4: Hockey today on the Power Trip was like, yeah, the
Speaker 4: mentally ill go nuts when these solar flares happened, because
Speaker 4: the the uh there's another.
Speaker 1: Word that go, geomagnetic force.
Speaker 7: I was gonna ask my well, you you want to
Speaker 7: know why. It's because you're the one to hear with
Speaker 7: the brain. The rest of us are like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 7: we know.
Speaker 4: The rest of us don't know what happened. So you're
Speaker 4: the only one that had a headache in college.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, wiped wipe his headache, sweat off with his
Speaker 7: two dogs degrees.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Now I'm gonna go get bit by a dog.
Speaker 3: I love it all right, next one the wheel.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: It's time now, just spin the wheel of topic. Crappy hairstyles,
Speaker 2: succulent candies. I'd rather who shot JFK, cheerleader, pyramid schemes.
Speaker 2: Things I'll admit to. Color palettes from hell. Revolting sodas.
Speaker 3: Oh do you guys remember a really horrible soda?
Speaker 5: Revolting soda?
Speaker 3: M was it worse tasting soda or pop?
Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper? Okay, whoa, I hate doctor Pepper.
Speaker 5: That's a hot take.
Speaker 1: I hate Doctor Pepper. Dude, I do not like that. Dude.
Speaker 4: My sister used to buy it when I was a
Speaker 4: kid because I was in one soda I wouldn't drink
Speaker 4: makes sense any other like weird sodas that I don't.
Speaker 8: Like, side stuff from different countries. There's something that are
Speaker 8: pretty good.
Speaker 5: About It's I've said it before, but and I'll say
Speaker 5: it again. It's not that I wouldn't say it's like nasty.
Speaker 5: Well it is kind of nasty, but smuger up beer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll mess around with some mod I'll drink the
Speaker 1: barts drinking and w We're not talking about the good ones.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the bad ones.
Speaker 5: Is the best bad sodas would be like jol cola.
Speaker 8: I mean even Serge the original Surge a remake either
Speaker 8: one of them.
Speaker 5: It wasn't good Doctor Thun a lot of it. It
Speaker 5: was just like the Mountain Lightning brands.
Speaker 1: They were fine.
Speaker 3: They were fine. Okay, I'm sorry, I had he sweats
Speaker 3: on Jesus.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, I mean to me that I
Speaker 4: hate Doctor Pepper and I know this is I am
Speaker 4: one of the very few people in this world.
Speaker 5: So I'm a big fan of cherry kool Aid, but
Speaker 5: I will not drink cherry coke or cherry PEPSI.
Speaker 1: Dude, I hate cherry anything, cherry flavored anything that's right.
Speaker 3: We found that out.
Speaker 5: Diet coke is a mouth full of foam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, diet coke is terrible too. What I'm not a
Speaker 1: big fan of.
Speaker 3: The d c Oh my god, you guys are insane.
Speaker 4: No regular we're talking about we're talking about stuff that
Speaker 4: we don't and you're like, I don't know, you know,
Speaker 4: like we would urban stuff or like overseas should.
Speaker 3: Be got from a lot.
Speaker 5: He's wait, he's from South Dakota, so he's a soda conoisseur.
Speaker 3: I say pop, I'm not married to it, like whatever.
Speaker 1: I say both, I say pop and soda. He's been drinking.
Speaker 5: And I always say grape soda, but everything else is pop.
Speaker 1: Oh really?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Interesting? I say both every now and again.
Speaker 4: It's like somebody says that they don't want to hear
Speaker 4: it that way, and I just all flip because I
Speaker 4: say both.
Speaker 3: You guys ever have a Gelopino pop? No, it's not good.
Speaker 5: Is that one of those Mexican ones?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: It would be into what.
Speaker 1: Did you get it?
Speaker 8: If you don't you know that that the largest candy
Speaker 8: store in southern Minnesota or south of the cities.
Speaker 5: Lucan sells some Mexican pops too.
Speaker 7: No, they're they're well, I mean what it's like A
Speaker 7: it's like a it's not a toiletry. What am I
Speaker 7: looking for?
Speaker 5: No? Because Anna got a couple of those weird the
Speaker 5: ex girlfriend.
Speaker 4: I know that's it's it's it's one of those like
Speaker 4: it's like a gag gift that you get for people.
Speaker 4: That's not like a real sodo though, like we're talking
Speaker 4: real sof like Scott and I around here, doctor pepper,
Speaker 4: diet coke, mug rut beer.
Speaker 3: See I missed. That's not a thing, Starry.
Speaker 1: It's same rebranded because of a lawsuit.
Speaker 3: Ye, same fucking thing. Sorry, is fucking garbage.
Speaker 1: What about in your booze?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's either a coke, doesn't really matter.
Speaker 5: If I'm drinking hard stuff, which I haven't lately, it's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we haven't done that in a while.
Speaker 5: It's either gin or Captain.
Speaker 8: You're weird gin fan, I never thought I.
Speaker 5: And then if it's Captain, So if I'm drinking Captain,
Speaker 5: it's either coke or dr pepper because the spices play
Speaker 5: off each other.
Speaker 1: That's really good.
Speaker 5: I've heard that, or beer root beer and Captain is
Speaker 5: delicious too.
Speaker 1: Do you do you put your leg up at all
Speaker 1: whenever you drink?
Speaker 3: Shut up? I do?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 7: I asked God, I asked, goot a question you, mister
Speaker 7: tired over there?
Speaker 3: Well I did that. You guys make fun of me
Speaker 3: because I put my leg up and you do that?
Speaker 4: Well, no, there was your ex roommate that made fun
Speaker 4: of you the most. Did he put his leg up
Speaker 4: and start scratching his underlings?
Speaker 1: And I was like, yes, that's exactly what we did.
Speaker 5: Along with her animation of it was.
Speaker 1: It was fantastic.
Speaker 3: That was great. It was it was it was looking
Speaker 3: at we.
Speaker 5: Should snap her and see if we can get a
Speaker 5: recreation of that.
Speaker 3: No, we're good.
Speaker 1: No, we're good. Well that's it for the first half,
Speaker 1: all right, cool, good. Honestly that I only had five
Speaker 1: fifty eight early in an hour.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I forgot the thirty minutes of the cold opening. Yeah,
Speaker 8: because that's where the cold opening.
Speaker 1: Well, that's where we try to figure out the Yeah.
Speaker 1: But now, I mean, honestly, once we're talking, the buzzing
Speaker 1: doesn't really bother.
Speaker 3: No, you don't. You won't, you won't.
Speaker 5: You want if you listen and listen close to you
Speaker 5: can hear it.
Speaker 3: You can hear it, but you won't really pay attention.
Speaker 3: All right, So women come back.
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Speaker 3: What else do we have?
Speaker 5: I got some uh do we have name game?
Speaker 1: I have a name game?
Speaker 4: And I also have some information from the internet to
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Speaker 7: Coca Cola unveils its first limited edition holiday soda in
Speaker 7: five years. Coke Cola announced its first limited holiday flavor
Speaker 7: in five years.
Speaker 1: I have it actually Holiday creamy vanilla.
Speaker 3: Actually down here, Oh.
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Speaker 3: It's actually right down here, and he mixed it.
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Speaker 3: Oh you know?
Speaker 8: Support the team?
Speaker 10: Well you can walk around like that?
Speaker 8: Why not because it's insane? Oh, you gotta let me
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Speaker 10: Also, you don't go into the Vikings game January fourth.
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Speaker 10: Duse Roadhouse?
Speaker 8: Fuck?
Speaker 10: Yeah? Have you seen the remake? Dumb? Never watch it?
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Speaker 10: I don't mind them. It seems like that's all that's
Speaker 10: popping up nowadays.
Speaker 7: Watch them honestly though, Like Thick the Bone, Hot Tump
Speaker 7: Time Machine, all right, that came out twenty ten. I
Speaker 7: think it's my favorite comedy movie of all time. How
Speaker 7: about is they're not coming up with stupid nonsense like that?
Speaker 5: You know that is like absolutely just well dumb, because
Speaker 5: nowadays that's it's not kosher anymore.
Speaker 10: What are they really doing that movie? Well, just like
Speaker 10: the eighties stupid comedies and stuff, Oh yeah they did.
Speaker 7: Those are the best though, And then like in the nineties,
Speaker 7: those feel good movies and we just feel good.
Speaker 10: There's no way in hell you could make American pie nowadays.
Speaker 1: Oh nah, why.
Speaker 10: Because she had sex with the pie?
Speaker 5: Because what happens and Elizabeth character crassy internet, he'd be
Speaker 5: going to jail.
Speaker 10: Well, yeah, you do probably add that into it. Oh,
Speaker 10: calm that down. You can't add that into it. But
Speaker 10: even just some of the holy ship that's.
Speaker 8: Allowed, yeah, wow, because it's not picking up on hair
Speaker 8: compared to just over there, over.
Speaker 10: There and here. Even just some of the jokes and
Speaker 10: stuff that they make.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well, I mean there's some John Mellencamp songs that
Speaker 7: probably can't be made anymore.
Speaker 8: I think we sho need a lot of you can't
Speaker 8: do anymore.
Speaker 7: You get past it as society and like comedians say,
Speaker 7: they're jokes. It's a movie.
Speaker 17: It's if somebody says anything things to you personally, then
Speaker 17: that is a something to deal with.
Speaker 10: But you know, like Jeff Dye, like you'll talk about, oh,
Speaker 10: women are dumb. It's like, I don't think women are dumb.
Speaker 10: You know, it's like it's it's a joke. I'm a comedian.
Speaker 10: It's funny.
Speaker 7: It's funny, and it's just the way it is is
Speaker 7: that is that's a Sereneyan song and there that's the way, right.
Speaker 1: Oh is that.
Speaker 10: No, it's got me a blazing saddles Is movie, and
Speaker 10: Saddles you could not make.
Speaker 3: Why not.
Speaker 10: To top Time Machine will change your life? It is
Speaker 10: the greatest movie me I did.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I thought something was doing.
Speaker 10: Tyler. No, no, Tyler said. Bruce used to tell everyone
Speaker 10: that it does change that damn squirrel.
Speaker 8: I know that squirrel.
Speaker 10: I want to blow job. And then you I think
Speaker 10: that lady wanted to do it because she started, you know,
Speaker 10: with the cherry and whatnot. And then that's Johnny Lawrence
Speaker 10: is the guy that's the other better. What the hell's
Speaker 10: his name? William Zaka, Sure that's his name. Well, he's
Speaker 10: the well.
Speaker 7: As Bonnie Finsen calls him the real karate kid because
Speaker 7: he that's who that is. He's the other better in
Speaker 7: that one, and he's like I want you to suck
Speaker 7: your buddies day. He's like, I don't like you taking
Speaker 7: liberties with my dick. He's like, we know the future.
Speaker 7: And then there's that whole scene in the bathroom.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, it's like Gary Coleman's four arm I know.
Speaker 10: Right then he wakes somebody puts all the Yeah, it's
Speaker 10: total bunch of sh it's gonna get rich in the future.
Speaker 10: That's enough. Anyway, you're hot, You're love that movie.
Speaker 8: By the way, great way, if both all of us
Speaker 8: whispered in great buffal all right, should we do miss connections?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 10: Should I have with misconnections?
Speaker 1: Buffalo might?
Speaker 2: He takes time and efforts. We'd rather just read something
Speaker 2: other people wrote and poorly at that. It's time for misconnections,
Speaker 2: but not good g.
Speaker 8: All right, so miss connections this week? This one oops,
Speaker 8: I don't want that one.
Speaker 10: I got the back.
Speaker 8: He's a real hero.
Speaker 1: There we go.
Speaker 8: This first one is gonna be in Orlando. There we
Speaker 8: most didn't want to work misconnection. Sad face emoji. This
Speaker 8: is two days ago. I gave a bracelet to this
Speaker 8: beautiful girl, but I was too nervous to say anything.
Speaker 8: Sad crime face emoji. I was wearing a duck print
Speaker 8: set and you gave me the best hug. If you
Speaker 8: are here, DM me heart face emojis or heart emojis
Speaker 8: in like the little tailor swift like hand mooji edit,
Speaker 8: since people are assuming I am a woman, lol, And
Speaker 8: if you are any other suggestions I was wondering too.
Speaker 8: If you have any other suggestions where to post post.
Speaker 8: I'm all ears, dude.
Speaker 10: Okay, so you hand a bracelet and then you don't
Speaker 10: say anything. Yeah, could you imagine being on the other
Speaker 10: end of that somebody just had radios?
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, like whoa like?
Speaker 18: Oh is this for like cancer awareness? And it's just
Speaker 18: and then they walk away and they're wearing a dunkey
Speaker 18: out fan. You'd be like, well, I can't yell at them,
Speaker 18: you know, how does that work?
Speaker 10: Like you weren't a dunkey out fan.
Speaker 7: And then you hand a bracelet to somebody without saying
Speaker 7: a word, and you're not at it.
Speaker 10: You're not Taylor Swift at a Taylor Swift concert. Friendship
Speaker 10: braces or what is that what they're called? Yeah, because
Speaker 10: next time you let her pull a Travis Kelsey, don't
Speaker 10: shoot your shot.
Speaker 8: Hey, you gotta do.
Speaker 19: But you probably said something something classy, classy, classics, Travis Kelsey.
Speaker 10: You can something class.
Speaker 8: Something class you can all right, you're on show title duties.
Speaker 8: Now what do you want me to write down? Whatever?
Speaker 8: Classy is what I was thinking of. Miss connections, missed,
Speaker 8: miss soulmates, misconnection.
Speaker 10: Oh, miss soulmates.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 8: I know this is a long shot, but I feel
Speaker 8: like there was something there. You sat next to me
Speaker 8: on a plane to Dallas. You were a beautiful, blonde
Speaker 8: hair girl. I didn't speak to you since you seemed
Speaker 8: I didn't speak to you since you seemed as as
Speaker 8: though you were enjoying your book. Being a tall guy,
Speaker 8: I tried my best to give you space. I hope
Speaker 8: that you were comfortable. We locked eyes a few times
Speaker 8: and once once in a while we were waiting, and
Speaker 8: once while we were waiting on our bags. If you
Speaker 8: are out there, message me what seat you were in.
Speaker 8: I love to get to know you.
Speaker 7: This loving to a guy's good for him, though, to
Speaker 7: not like blunder reading your book, because that would.
Speaker 10: End this immediately.
Speaker 8: If you go listen to uh the the.
Speaker 10: Dallas flight long No. Justin had some breaking news.
Speaker 8: Ah, all right, Glasgow misconnection picture.
Speaker 3: Well, oh.
Speaker 8: Right, Okay. I know this is stupid, but I but
Speaker 8: I feel like I've got to I got to at
Speaker 8: least try. It was maybe one am, question Mark on
Speaker 8: Halloween and we were we were in a McDonald's in
Speaker 8: an emergant city area. I was a quote unquote vampire
Speaker 8: and mostly golden black with a smudge red lipstick. You
Speaker 8: were in a blue suit with a light colored trench
Speaker 8: coat over it, though I don't remember the exact details
Speaker 8: because I was so distracted by your face as soon asked.
Speaker 8: As soon as I walked in, we locked eyes. There
Speaker 8: was something about that stair which had me approach you.
Speaker 8: I told you that you were handsome, true, and you
Speaker 8: said I was hot. Then you kept glancing at me
Speaker 8: and kept glancing at each other while placing our orders afhere,
Speaker 8: I sat down. I went to go find you near
Speaker 8: the food counter, but you were gone.
Speaker 3: I know that, I know that, I know that.
Speaker 8: I know that's not a lot to go on. But if,
Speaker 8: but if there's something like like you or one of
Speaker 8: your mates, please mess it. Please dm me. I can't
Speaker 8: get that look out of my head and would love
Speaker 8: to meet up for drinks or coffee sometimes, whatever you're
Speaker 8: gonna do, whatever, Just.
Speaker 10: I'll just enjoy your beverage.
Speaker 7: You have asked you a question, Kay, Have you ever
Speaker 7: asked any lady ever for coffee?
Speaker 10: Scott?
Speaker 8: He would, he would, He's classy.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I never, not not me once?
Speaker 8: Next one American girl? No, okay, misconnection, not sure to tag,
Speaker 8: not not sure of the tag to use. We were
Speaker 8: in line together at a g n Y American.
Speaker 10: Girl, New York. American Girls.
Speaker 8: All okay, get okay, then this is right. Then okay,
Speaker 8: we are in line today at American We're in lining
Speaker 8: today at American Girl, New York. You you were you
Speaker 8: were with your partner and I was with my family.
Speaker 8: You were there to drop off a TM what that
Speaker 8: means TM to the hospital and maybe purchase two more
Speaker 8: dolls if you're in the sub high Sorry I didn't
Speaker 8: chat more. Please d m me.
Speaker 10: Jeez.
Speaker 8: Sounds fucking yeah.
Speaker 10: There's a lot of stuff that way to know if
Speaker 10: you're in the target market.
Speaker 8: What I don't know, TM to the hospital. Too much
Speaker 8: material to the hospital to the I don't know. It
Speaker 8: could be nailed it tits McGee to the hospital. That's
Speaker 8: tits McGee to the hospital.
Speaker 10: Maybe POWs make it.
Speaker 8: What else? All right?
Speaker 3: This one is in Burnsville.
Speaker 8: This one's in Burnsville. Saw you? I saw you female
Speaker 8: at Burnsville Mall Wednesday, November twelveth You female with a
Speaker 8: couple with a couple younger ladies. I suspect your daughters.
Speaker 8: I male with a child. We exchanged a couple of
Speaker 8: looks and smiles. You had a comment about the store.
Speaker 8: You had the comment about the store front we were
Speaker 8: looking at, gave that lingering look again and walked out
Speaker 8: the door. By Pearl Pearl Vision of Pearl Mission. Pearl Mission, Yeah,
Speaker 8: Pearl Vision. What did I say?
Speaker 3: I like to buy you a drink?
Speaker 1: What did you see.
Speaker 8: Next?
Speaker 10: One?
Speaker 1: You saw me?
Speaker 8: You?
Speaker 1: We're in them all.
Speaker 10: Throw this stuff on the internet. It's my favorite. This
Speaker 10: is my favorite about it. It's like how desperate people are.
Speaker 8: Colburn's in Big Lake, been to this one. I have
Speaker 8: seen you at Colburn's many times, but I haven't had
Speaker 8: the courage to say what what I want to. We
Speaker 8: have spoken multiple times, but I prefer a different conversation.
Speaker 8: If you think this is you, let me know who
Speaker 8: think I am. That's what it said. Let me know
Speaker 8: who you think I am? And what was the last
Speaker 8: thing you helped me with? Here goes nothing, dot dot dot.
Speaker 10: The bread is an idle floor. And if it's your
Speaker 10: wife again, waving the.
Speaker 7: Battle bread around for Mark Cloudsdale, Clodesdale.
Speaker 8: Twenty six. Yeah, Clasdale, they.
Speaker 10: Bring they brought back the dire Wolf. Now they're bringing
Speaker 10: back to Clodsdale.
Speaker 8: Hey the Winosises, Hey Jason in socks Center. They know
Speaker 8: the name.
Speaker 10: Yeah, wow, that's the first time.
Speaker 8: It was great seeing you again the other day. You
Speaker 8: were still a hottie and I still love you. We
Speaker 8: used to be friends, but you changed. What happened that
Speaker 8: it was a girl? Well in the what happened change
Speaker 8: is capitalized.
Speaker 10: What happened?
Speaker 8: I bet it was fucking it happened Jon, Dude.
Speaker 10: This is like a this is an X mixed uh,
Speaker 10: this is an EX connection. This is like, hey, what's
Speaker 10: up Jason Sonny the other day? Even talk to me? Yeah,
Speaker 10: still looking hot though, That's that's it.
Speaker 8: They said hot there thought.
Speaker 10: Wow, Paul dude. It's like the other the other guys,
Speaker 10: the other guys like Christina, you.
Speaker 8: Know, like Christina, you excited her name right, Well, what
Speaker 8: they will?
Speaker 10: They take what you take? Will Ferrell back in there,
Speaker 10: he's like just like beating him up, like, oh, I
Speaker 10: know you Keepsie woundsy.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 10: She's like calling him out by name and you can't
Speaker 10: just like why would you just text him? Obviously you
Speaker 10: change his number probably.
Speaker 3: Or you know what I mean.
Speaker 10: Like, there's got to be social media you can get
Speaker 10: around that.
Speaker 8: In our account, what happened.
Speaker 10: Well, what happened is is I no longer Scott Wilson, I.
Speaker 8: Will Scott Johnson, I'm Cott Simpson. Scott Johnson, calm down, Matthew.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, that's how many burner?
Speaker 10: We have no even better question, how many burners.
Speaker 3: Have you had?
Speaker 10: How many shots of penicillin?
Speaker 8: Doesn't one man don't ask.
Speaker 10: Don't tell, and listens to this show, well, he should
Speaker 10: also know that the doctor has penicillin.
Speaker 8: All right, all right, we move on, yes to our new.
Speaker 10: Topic in the second half.
Speaker 7: We are moving on to the Minnesota Vikings because we
Speaker 7: have moved on, and we put my news in the
Speaker 7: first half because we want to talk about different things
Speaker 7: and different halves.
Speaker 10: In a sod of vikings.
Speaker 7: Obviously was should we start off with the Detroit Lions
Speaker 7: game a little bit because.
Speaker 8: We weren't here last week, if you want to, I think.
Speaker 7: The Lions came in there thinking that they were just
Speaker 7: gonna dominate top and uh, I think that we we
Speaker 7: kind of surprised him a little bit.
Speaker 10: We played hard. I think our defense surprised him. The most.
Speaker 8: Nine out there doing it.
Speaker 10: Lost in Michigan.
Speaker 8: Has A has a has a alter ego. I guess
Speaker 8: now for one junior.
Speaker 10: Gives us all three grows. I got five touchdowns against
Speaker 10: the Vikings. Where do you get thirty yards against US?
Speaker 8: I had like four against the fucking Commanders. Yeah, he
Speaker 8: blew up against whatever.
Speaker 10: Travis. They came in Travis at against but he blew up.
Speaker 8: He's dead.
Speaker 7: But I think we I mean, And then they came
Speaker 7: back the next week and then they won. I think
Speaker 7: they just came off the bye week. I think they
Speaker 7: were they thought they were gonna murder us, and I
Speaker 7: think I'm kind of surprising a little bit our defense
Speaker 7: did last week. Though I don't know of any other
Speaker 7: team that's ever shot themselves in the foot?
Speaker 10: How do you get eat it as an episode as
Speaker 10: that whole?
Speaker 3: This was great? This is great.
Speaker 8: Though I had a good time. I didn't talk a
Speaker 8: lot of shit because I just like I knew you'd
Speaker 8: have been kind of pissed.
Speaker 10: Honestly, No, I went to the man. I wasn't mad.
Speaker 10: I don't believe. I really don't get mad anymore because
Speaker 10: it's gets pointless. Like I've kind of grown a little bit,
Speaker 10: guess Tyler, I have grown a little bit. I don't
Speaker 10: get pissed.
Speaker 6: I just I just don't.
Speaker 7: It's nothing it's nothing to get mad about, but it's unbelievable.
Speaker 10: How were we still in that game? Though? But like,
Speaker 10: was it you or Dustin that we're just playing so
Speaker 10: undisciplined lately? Yeah, no, but that was probably Dustin. I
Speaker 10: just how are we still in that game?
Speaker 7: I mean, our defense did well enough to keep Lamar
Speaker 7: Jackson out of the end zone in the second half
Speaker 7: kind of change. I mean, McCarthy, we had, we had
Speaker 7: another touchdown on the field that Justin Jefferson dropped, which
Speaker 7: we don't really have happened a whole lot.
Speaker 10: But then he makes the thrown to Jalen Naylor.
Speaker 14: There's a people hunter Jefferson for being a Randy Moss
Speaker 14: two point zero. It's tough on you that you can't
Speaker 14: get four quarters.
Speaker 20: For a dollar anymore, dude, You just you can't when
Speaker 20: you're getting double cotty. The hot take here is Kevin O'Connell.
Speaker 20: Run the fucking ball. We ran the ball thirteen fucking times.
Speaker 7: Mason and Aaron Jones were averaging over five yards of carry.
Speaker 10: Run the ball. Help your rookie quarterback. We were in
Speaker 10: the lead of this game. You know, it's it's unbelievable
Speaker 10: about that That's what I don't get again. We got
Speaker 10: the how do we learn to catch?
Speaker 19: We don't know what catches anymore. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 19: I have to pick oh it, ball moved a little bit.
Speaker 19: That didn't matter the week before or the week before that.
Speaker 10: It doesn't matter Vegas. Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: I thought the team.
Speaker 7: I thought all in all, outside of the false starts,
Speaker 7: I think our defense played extremely well.
Speaker 10: Jalen Redmind to me, is a is a star in
Speaker 10: the making. He played all the reason they got Harrison Phillips.
Speaker 8: He's got Blake Cash would have the most tackles he
Speaker 8: had eleven. He had eleven tackles.
Speaker 10: I mean, we don't hear a lot from our secondary.
Speaker 8: Probably good thing too, well, No, that's a good thing.
Speaker 7: And I think I mean Harrison Smith, he's kind of
Speaker 7: gotten burnt in a few situations.
Speaker 10: I don't know what he had early on in this.
Speaker 8: You were talking mad Ship. You think he's done, don't
Speaker 8: should tire?
Speaker 10: I don't think I thought we should have traded him
Speaker 10: to a contender. We're not gonna win this year.
Speaker 8: You also said that he's done.
Speaker 10: You know, I said, we're not. He's not gonna We're
Speaker 10: not gonna win this year, but skin him on. He's
Speaker 10: done after this year though, I can't, you can't.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's just not where he was.
Speaker 7: And whatever injury he had before the season, and it's unknown,
Speaker 7: they never said what it was. He missed a bunch
Speaker 7: of weeks and then he was on a snapcount. He's
Speaker 7: just not the same guy, Ryan Kelly. He's gonna potentially
Speaker 7: be back this week. I mean, dude, like, go on, man,
Speaker 7: stop getting concussions. I mean, football is not that important.
Speaker 10: Hold your kids, hold your grandkids over No, dude, just
Speaker 10: just be done on football. You've made enough money. I mean,
Speaker 10: put play Branda.
Speaker 7: Our offensive line is finally back now though, and they
Speaker 7: actually do well, like they give him time, and we
Speaker 7: have a decent running game.
Speaker 10: I just I don't understand why we don't run the ball.
Speaker 10: Scott your thoughts. I wasn't able to watch last week's games.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he was.
Speaker 10: Trying to shoot the turkey point buck. Yeah, but all
Speaker 10: I saw was, yeah, how do you get eight false
Speaker 10: starts at home? Hasn't happened? You're just undisciplined.
Speaker 7: Well, and then Kevin mc connor was like, oh, it's decated,
Speaker 7: and then he said, well it's something then we got
Speaker 7: it correct, So I don't know if it's something that.
Speaker 10: Why are you not making in game adjustments?
Speaker 19: Well, and then there's also something to be said for
Speaker 19: me when Baltimore keeps jumping at our offensive lineman.
Speaker 17: If we do that, if you're in it's instigating a
Speaker 17: fall start. That's also a ken and there was something
Speaker 17: to be said about that. The we looked at it
Speaker 17: and said, well, there's not but.
Speaker 10: But then at one point too, it does. It happened
Speaker 10: to us the week book. It happened to us the.
Speaker 5: Week before dust game of pointed out a time where
Speaker 5: I think it was Baltimore center his head and Kevin
Speaker 5: that was.
Speaker 10: Me, Oh yeah, it's his head is over the football.
Speaker 10: So like the touch Bush touch bush, their center, their
Speaker 10: head is over.
Speaker 21: The foot so that he would be in the neutral zoone.
Speaker 21: And then I was watching that game and is the
Speaker 21: way the ball is. It's not every time, but some
Speaker 21: of the times, And I think that's some of the
Speaker 21: things that the NFL can do.
Speaker 22: To stop the tush push is finish us just it's
Speaker 22: it's do the rules. You know, he his head has
Speaker 22: to be behind the football. It's gotta be like behind
Speaker 22: the nose.
Speaker 7: If his head's over the nose when he snaps it,
Speaker 7: he's already got like a you know, we can't be
Speaker 7: in the neutral zone. They shouldn't be able to be
Speaker 7: there as well. So like if they're doing that, and
Speaker 7: then Lane Johnson with his leg kick before, like probably
Speaker 7: doesn't move his head, but his legs kicking out before.
Speaker 10: I don't get that. But good. So question for you,
Speaker 10: guys mean I'm gonna trip over you.
Speaker 5: Question for you is the tush push still illegal play
Speaker 5: come next season?
Speaker 10: No Vikings.
Speaker 7: I think the Vikings have kind of nailed it. They
Speaker 7: put that one dude sideways. I think the Vikings have
Speaker 7: kind of flores came up with some sort of because
Speaker 7: they didn't do it against us, and they had a
Speaker 7: couple of fourth and ones, and yet what they did
Speaker 7: was they just went deep whoa, which kind of sucked.
Speaker 3: They get a J.
Speaker 10: Brown deep and then DeVante Smith. But it's gonna be
Speaker 10: it's gonna be a there. You can't just take that play.
Speaker 10: I like my brother says, it's a rugby it's a
Speaker 10: rugby play, and I don't We've mentioned it on the
Speaker 10: show a few times.
Speaker 14: If the league really cared about player safety would be
Speaker 14: an illegal play you.
Speaker 10: Should it happened before.
Speaker 19: The way it was before is as an offensive player,
Speaker 19: you weren't able to push another offensive Well, I mean.
Speaker 10: Okay, so you're in the middle of that scrum and
Speaker 10: you're getting pushed. What happens if you pop in a cl.
Speaker 23: It hasn't really happened yet though. Honestly, it's weird though
Speaker 23: I agree, but you know there's because you can't control
Speaker 23: whether you stop or not. I just honestly, though, I
Speaker 23: think you know. I'm they're not gonna stop the play
Speaker 23: because it's they're set. If if they if they do
Speaker 23: the rules though, and they make the center.
Speaker 7: If you watch it. There's a lot of NFL programs,
Speaker 7: you know, like ESPN and whatever, they'll show the football.
Speaker 7: It's under the head.
Speaker 10: Genus know what Matt looks.
Speaker 8: No, No, no, I'm I'm I'm watching all this like
Speaker 8: because I'm peaking more than you guys are, and I'm
Speaker 8: trying to figure it out. I'm letting you guys just talk. Yes,
Speaker 8: what do you mean peak? Don't worry about it anyways,
Speaker 8: go on.
Speaker 10: But anyways, I just reflect, call the rules, call the
Speaker 10: rules correctly. Then it will be all figure out what
Speaker 10: the fucking catches.
Speaker 7: Well, that that's dude. Nobody knows who there, but that's
Speaker 7: that's what. That's that Nate Barcottzi bit that dustn't put
Speaker 7: on there. Nobody knows, nobody knows, nobody knows. And then
Speaker 7: this week would be playing the Browns.
Speaker 8: Uh no, you guys play the Bears.
Speaker 10: The Bears.
Speaker 3: I did have. I do have the the.
Speaker 8: No no no, no, no, no no no, I have
Speaker 8: the injury report. That's what I wanted.
Speaker 12: Here.
Speaker 10: I thought talking about would excite him.
Speaker 8: I see it enough pushes. Don't worry about it, Willy, Willy,
Speaker 8: more or less you watched, Matthew, I don't worry about it.
Speaker 8: So here's your injury report. Yeah, here's your injury report
Speaker 8: for Wednesday. John Jonathan Gernard outside linebacker. He has a
Speaker 8: shoulder injury. Did not did not practice. Will Fries calf limited.
Speaker 8: Aaron Jones shoulder and it was just like last week. Limited,
Speaker 8: Ryan Kelly concussion limited. J J McCarthy right hand because
Speaker 8: he threw. When he threw his hand hit one of
Speaker 8: his lineman's helmet. So limited. H Josh Josh Mantelis foot
Speaker 8: injury limited. Josh Oliver limited, justin Justin school shoulder, Harrison
Speaker 8: Smith not injury related, just rest limited. He's old, UH
Speaker 8: Van Ginkel neck limited, Darisol knee full, Theo Jackson concussion full.
Speaker 10: Matt is from South Dakota.
Speaker 7: His he was a Vikings fan, so he became a
Speaker 7: Cowboys fan at first, and then didn't like the expectations
Speaker 7: of winning.
Speaker 8: They never fucking won. Chicago Bears their injury report Kevin
Speaker 8: byrd dB injury non football injury related, UH, got Rest
Speaker 8: Brisker dB back did not participate, UH linebacker Edwards hand
Speaker 8: him hamstring, did not practice. Grady Jarrett rest did not.
Speaker 8: That sounds a god damn h d J Moore shoulder
Speaker 8: did not practice. Rome dun dounezy D receiver ankle did
Speaker 8: not did not practice. UH, Stevens dB shoulder did not practice,
Speaker 8: Walker receiver concussion, did not practice. Cole Comet tight end
Speaker 8: back limited, Robinson defensive lineman ankle limited, Swift running back
Speaker 8: hip Taylor no UH limited, and then Josh Blackwell dB
Speaker 8: concussion full.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know that one.
Speaker 8: Ruben Hippolyte school school great Hippolyte. The second knee full.
Speaker 7: Well, you know you can't talk about that because it's
Speaker 7: a hip. I don't know, man, the Bear's been doing
Speaker 7: really well an offense. Kevin O'Connell, we can't. Why haven't
Speaker 7: we not run the ball when it's second and short,
Speaker 7: third and short?
Speaker 8: You have guys who are about fumbling the fucking ball
Speaker 8: every time.
Speaker 10: Jordan Mason hasn't fumbled in like three weeks.
Speaker 7: Well, doesn't matter because he's not running the ball to
Speaker 7: We don't run the ball thirteen times last week, and
Speaker 7: don't talk to me.
Speaker 8: Koc has been known to throw the ball. That's what
Speaker 8: he came up as a as a pet.
Speaker 7: And I saw in the Purple Daily thing which I
Speaker 7: thought was an interesting talking point. Do you think that
Speaker 7: he is upset at the Vikings GM for picking JK
Speaker 7: McCarthy when Sam Darnold think, well.
Speaker 8: That's dumb. I don't know.
Speaker 10: But there's the counter argument. If you paid Donald forty
Speaker 10: to fifty million, you wouldn't have been able to afford
Speaker 10: Isaiah Rodgers, Fries, Kelly Skull, all these other guys that
Speaker 10: they signed, he probably wouldn't have been able to get
Speaker 10: like Hardbreave.
Speaker 7: I mean, Rodgers is fairly cheap. Hargate's cheap Allen's cheap.
Speaker 7: He would have been able to re sign like Byron
Speaker 7: Murphy Jr.
Speaker 10: Do you think so big? Byron Murphy Junr. Is done
Speaker 10: terrible this year? So do you wish they would have?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 10: Cam Biden is the one. Yes, that is the one.
Speaker 10: I thought you're gonna say, Donald, Yes, dam Bidham.
Speaker 7: I think instead of Theo Jackson is the biggest thing
Speaker 7: in our secondary that.
Speaker 10: We are missing, because I mean you look at Indianapolis.
Speaker 10: He showed up. I mean they even have Makai Blackman
Speaker 10: and he's doing.
Speaker 8: Now treadwell yeah, yeah, no that's Colt.
Speaker 10: Who does can bind him? Play for dude?
Speaker 3: I was reading, I was.
Speaker 8: Reading reading, destroy, I was reading comments.
Speaker 10: He's hoping, oh God, please send me that one of
Speaker 10: them Jersey pictures. He's part of the bed like he's
Speaker 10: Grandpa Joe from.
Speaker 8: The Worst Guy Ever.
Speaker 10: Really, No, it's gonna be Matthew and I want the
Speaker 10: one Grandpa Joe. You know, how do you get to
Speaker 10: lay in bed like here, this poor sad sack And
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Speaker 8: Trying to get different levels up. All right, So I
Speaker 8: do have the standings for us in the last few games,
Speaker 8: and Dustin redid for us because I fucked him up. Weird,
Speaker 8: go figure Dustin his head is in the lead with
Speaker 8: thirty to twenty thirty wins twenty eight losses. Scott, you're
Speaker 8: sitting at twenty six thirty two, Bruce, twenty two and
Speaker 8: thirty six. I'm bringing up the rear twenty one thirty seven.
Speaker 8: Look out, Bruce, coming for that third spot coming wow
Speaker 8: com Nah, I do what I want.
Speaker 10: I want you to come bind me.
Speaker 8: That's okay. What's a game okay, all right.
Speaker 10: Happy, Yeah, whatever you want to see.
Speaker 8: The first we're gonna do with our college games. The
Speaker 8: first game is gonna be New Mexico State versus the
Speaker 8: number twenty two in the nation, Tennessee volunteers again.
Speaker 3: Dog.
Speaker 8: We will go by the spread, not by the actual
Speaker 8: who's gonna win, who's not gonna win.
Speaker 10: So Dustin's given me a an outlook of what you'd
Speaker 10: like to pick.
Speaker 8: Okay, so I'll start with him.
Speaker 7: New Mexico State covers some stinkers, but they've shown the
Speaker 7: ability to score in most games.
Speaker 10: Tennessee likes to give up points. Tennessee wins by twenty,
Speaker 10: but not thirty nine.
Speaker 8: All right, Yeah, the over under four of the dog
Speaker 8: is thirty nine and a half on better edge.
Speaker 7: I'll take New Mexico as well, because every time I
Speaker 7: whatever do now, I just fucked Dustin, because anytime.
Speaker 10: I picked one of the other, the other one wins.
Speaker 10: This is the worst one ever.
Speaker 7: I think I've lost every single one of these over
Speaker 7: under ones, these dop ones.
Speaker 10: The moment I pick, it's like, oh they well, they
Speaker 10: won by forty It was forty eight last week, and
Speaker 10: I said the younger they went by like forty nine fu.
Speaker 8: All right, you're going uh New Mexico.
Speaker 10: Yes, they're both going to New Mexico.
Speaker 8: All right, Scott, who do you got.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna go with the balls here.
Speaker 8: I want to go to the balls as well. To
Speaker 8: thirty nine and a half is the dog game of
Speaker 8: the week, Jesus one, next one Notre Dame fighting Irish,
Speaker 8: number nine team in the nation going up number twenty
Speaker 8: two team in the nation. The classic Big East Championship.
Speaker 8: What well for basketball would have been Big East? But yeah,
Speaker 8: you think I didn't know that she wasn't football? There
Speaker 8: was at one time eleven and a half for the
Speaker 8: Irish gonna be in Pittsburgh at haines Field. I know
Speaker 8: it's not a heins Field anymore. Still hines Field to me, I'll.
Speaker 19: Start with Dustin and then we'll go to Scott. Pittsburgh
Speaker 19: could cover at home in a rivalry game. They've had
Speaker 19: some impressive wins after his slow start.
Speaker 8: Okay, so's got Pittsburgh to cover. Okay, I'm gonna go
Speaker 8: with the Irish.
Speaker 6: I just.
Speaker 8: Scott, Oh, I didn't hear Scott. I'm sorry, I'm not
Speaker 8: listening powered through.
Speaker 5: So for this being two rate teams.
Speaker 10: They're both seven and two, and Pittsburgh's at home. I
Speaker 10: think eleven and a half is a big spreads on
Speaker 10: l with Pittsburgh on this one.
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm gonna go with the Irish in this one.
Speaker 10: You already said that.
Speaker 8: I want to make sure that's what I'm going too.
Speaker 10: I'm going with a punchdrunk Irish.
Speaker 8: Next one is our Golden Gophers college football team. Next
Speaker 8: one is Golden Gophers. Take it on number eight team
Speaker 8: in the nation, the Oregon Ducks. This is a Friday
Speaker 8: night game, by the way.
Speaker 10: All right, I'll start off with justin Oregon. All right,
Speaker 10: much like the Ohio State team.
Speaker 7: Oregon has too much firepower and an impressive defense front.
Speaker 19: Defensive front didn't bode well in Columbus. I don't like
Speaker 19: their chances in the Nike Palace. So now, Matt, this
Speaker 19: is your turn.
Speaker 8: I have to go with the Ducks in this one.
Speaker 8: The golfers are not fared very well at on the road.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 10: What is the spreads?
Speaker 8: By the way, twenty eight and a half.
Speaker 10: All right, I'll take I'll take golfs. I'm gonna lose.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna win.
Speaker 1: The man I'm shot.
Speaker 10: I don't care. I'm going with Oregon as well.
Speaker 8: Okay, Bruce all, I want to pick in the birs all.
Speaker 8: I want to picking the Gophers in this one?
Speaker 10: Did he? Because usually I always picked the Golphers.
Speaker 8: I'm trying to win and not be fucking.
Speaker 10: Up last. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 8: Moving on to the NFL games, the LA Chadgers.
Speaker 7: Must we start like punishing the person in last, which
Speaker 7: hasn't been stipulated yet next day.
Speaker 10: That will make obviously weird pick.
Speaker 8: Well, we're doing the Cup for I'm already I fell
Speaker 8: off on that, so still got a chance.
Speaker 1: I got no chance.
Speaker 10: You never know, Hey, one one game for one week,
Speaker 10: you can gain six points. Yeah, they mean somebody else
Speaker 10: does lose.
Speaker 8: All of them. That's true. Could happen, all right. You're
Speaker 8: saying there's a chance the l A Chargers, the LA
Speaker 8: Chargers taking on the Jaguars. That's the tough But it's
Speaker 8: gonna be in Jacksonville, which I.
Speaker 10: Don't know you guys have heard or not, but standout
Speaker 10: rookie Chaffs.
Speaker 8: Hunter Dune blew out his knee Chargers. Herbert has been
Speaker 8: on fire lately Jaggs. Also, don't knock on them. They've
Speaker 8: actually been pretty good as well too. They've been they
Speaker 8: might be a fight in the ASC SOUD. I'm proguing
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with the Charge. Okay, go ahead, dude, Dustin.
Speaker 7: Chargers on the road, the dread cross country three times
Speaker 7: zone trip, but Chargers will grind it out.
Speaker 10: In a close game.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 10: I will also take.
Speaker 5: The Superchargers because I like Herbert and do you wish
Speaker 5: Minnesota would have gotten him?
Speaker 10: I kind of wish we would have gotten both the
Speaker 10: ages from them.
Speaker 8: Okay, Triple Hunter.
Speaker 10: I am going to go with Los Angeles. Well, I
Speaker 10: just think they're more complete team than Jacksonville.
Speaker 8: It is a cling, sleep a sweep. We're gonna go
Speaker 8: in sleep h We're all We're gonna pick the Charges
Speaker 8: in this one. Next game Sunday night, Detroit Lions taking
Speaker 8: on the Philadelphia Eagles. Eagles are Fame by two and
Speaker 8: a half points.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Lincoln Stadium.
Speaker 7: Yeah, all right, So Justin has Lions versus Eagles in
Speaker 7: a game of predators that even Chris Hansen wants nothing.
Speaker 10: To do with. Hiens win in a golf.
Speaker 8: In a golf game, I love it.
Speaker 3: Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 10: First, I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take that. I'm
Speaker 10: gonna take the Eagles.
Speaker 7: And as much as it pains me, but I think
Speaker 7: maybe Sequon Parkley makes you come back.
Speaker 10: Did Gyres Alexander just retired as well.
Speaker 8: He basically said, fuck you, I'm done playing. He's stepping
Speaker 8: away from football. So he just kind of click basically, hold,
Speaker 8: I'm changing.
Speaker 10: They got people walking.
Speaker 5: I think Philliatt is gonna be a little bit tougher
Speaker 5: than Detroit anticipates.
Speaker 10: So I'm going with the Eagles.
Speaker 8: Tough one here watching that Monday night game, he goes,
Speaker 8: they do ship, they want, they want, but they didn't
Speaker 8: do ship. They did not put the numbers.
Speaker 10: Defense.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I didn't have my fantasy at all.
Speaker 10: That's your defense is gonna go, uh.
Speaker 3: Fly, you go fly.
Speaker 8: Wow. I'm trying to win. I don't want to be last.
Speaker 8: I don't want to be last.
Speaker 10: I don't three years.
Speaker 8: Yeah's different. No, it was the last year.
Speaker 4: Last year.
Speaker 3: I was not wasn't me.
Speaker 8: I won Dustin was.
Speaker 10: I won the college one.
Speaker 8: Okay, I think we kept him separate.
Speaker 10: Yeah, we did that, kept him separate last year. Now
Speaker 10: you jumble them all together.
Speaker 8: It works a lot easier.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 8: Last game the Bears versus the Vikings, this is going
Speaker 8: to be at home in Minnesota. Vikings are faded by
Speaker 8: three and a half points.
Speaker 7: All right, so Dustin has Vikings versus Bears, much to
Speaker 7: a very sleepy Kevin's chagrin. The Vikings addressed their embarrassing
Speaker 7: penalty issues this week. The Bears offense scares me a bit,
Speaker 7: especially after Johnson has tape to work with, has done
Speaker 7: their defense plus fourteen turnover margin. However, they can't pressure
Speaker 7: the QB. They ran fourth to the last in the
Speaker 7: NFL with twenty one. The offense gets right, the defense
Speaker 7: gives up some big ones, but stop them when it matters.
Speaker 7: Bikes win in a relative shootout thirty four. And all
Speaker 7: I'm gonna say is, please, I remember who went last?
Speaker 8: So go ahead, remember when last one? Anyways, he who
Speaker 8: did an extra pick?
Speaker 3: Oh he's picking the Vikings when.
Speaker 10: I'm going to Minnesota. I mean, JA games right now?
Speaker 10: Two now against the NFC, knows, I mean he looks
Speaker 10: bad against Sidney. I actually we didn't even think he
Speaker 10: looked bad at last week. We did pretty good them.
Speaker 8: Barrisshire. I think it was at four games in a row.
Speaker 10: Now they're like six out of seven. They turned off
Speaker 10: on one two. That's or maybe five out of six
Speaker 10: or something. I remember.
Speaker 8: Again, but oh nice, got it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, it's again.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna go bear down, Bears.
Speaker 10: Can you tell me why?
Speaker 8: I just feel like, uh, those holes in that defense.
Speaker 10: I don't think the defense is the holes.
Speaker 8: They'll they're gonna find a way.
Speaker 10: And they kept Lamar Jackson down pretty much.
Speaker 19: I mean, obviously the one big fu up was them
Speaker 19: Miles Price fumbling and then almost tumbling again, and then
Speaker 19: that stupid Dallas turner kind of lead that was so dumb,
Speaker 19: so dumb.
Speaker 8: I felt bad. I was like, Jesus Christ is right
Speaker 8: the lawn. But it's like.
Speaker 10: Lamar Jackson's an athletic quarterback. You know, It's not like
Speaker 10: he just put his you know, like, oh, you're supposed
Speaker 10: to roll on him. You start doing that, he's gonna
Speaker 10: roll away from you. And honestly, this whole year for
Speaker 10: the Vikings, how many sacks has Bereno missed? How many
Speaker 10: sacks have we missed this year? Trying to like, I
Speaker 10: don't know, I'm just a turner getting the the passer
Speaker 10: that's what.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Tex texted, Yeah, I tell her.
Speaker 10: I can tell her. You were a little preoccupied.
Speaker 3: Okay, what the fuck?
Speaker 10: Well he gets a pass. He was texting his brother.
Speaker 10: You were just staring off into nothing.
Speaker 8: I was watching the fucking peaks that we have on
Speaker 8: the monitor.
Speaker 10: Oh you're watching true peaks. Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 7: But you know, I think that a defense did fairly well.
Speaker 7: I mean Van Ginko does make the difference. You know,
Speaker 7: Grenard could be back this week.
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 10: I think Redman? I don't know. I think this defense
Speaker 10: is good.
Speaker 19: Caleb Williams has got a lot more to deal with
Speaker 19: than he did in week one, and hopefully we get
Speaker 19: nine that goes to eleven.
Speaker 10: But then when you see like cold comments on the.
Speaker 8: Again, it is Wednesday.
Speaker 10: So what's his name? Rome?
Speaker 1: What's his name?
Speaker 10: Debous?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 10: Do you want to go to Maya? You know, we're
Speaker 10: just we're not gonna having fun here. I mean we are,
Speaker 10: but we like to also help people with stuff, ah
Speaker 10: versus life lessons. Yes, oh hell, these are not my
Speaker 10: life lessons. These are things that people put on Twitter.
Speaker 8: That's not us for this one too.
Speaker 10: No, yeah, that's totally that's news. Eight habits that have
Speaker 10: completely unfucked my life.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 10: Number one, learn to say no. This is a skill,
Speaker 10: not a personality trait.
Speaker 7: Every time you say yes to something that doesn't matter,
Speaker 7: you're saying no to something that does boo. Number two,
Speaker 7: get addetted to learning. The world changes fast. Your ability
Speaker 7: to ada have to learn new skills quickly is your
Speaker 7: only real job security Read, listen, experiment, fail, learn ina
Speaker 7: turkendrta herna. Spend time in nature. I only do that
Speaker 7: when I gets outside. Your brain wasn't built for screens.
Speaker 7: Twelve hours a day. Nature grounds you. Nature clears your mind.
Speaker 7: Nature restores your creativity. Sleep eight hours.
Speaker 10: I wish I could. I go to bed and I
Speaker 10: try to sleep eight hours. Oh god, it does not happen.
Speaker 24: You're a human who needs deep restorative sleep for brain health, creativity,
Speaker 24: decision making, and emotional regulation.
Speaker 10: That's an ear I didn't know that was out there.
Speaker 10: Number five a morning routine. No phones for the first hour. Instead, hydrate, meditate, move.
Speaker 10: This primes your brain for the deep focus. I don't
Speaker 10: write us write daily. I write on Sundays when I
Speaker 10: take notes on the Vikings game. You don't get you
Speaker 10: don't care. You don't need to be anyway. Just put
Speaker 10: pen to paper.
Speaker 24: Brain jumps, clear mental clutter, gratitude, rewire your brain problems clarify.
Speaker 10: Through writing anyway. Yeah, embrace solitude, not loneliness.
Speaker 24: Solitude, tide alone with your thoughts, no distractions, no noise.
Speaker 24: Most people are terrified of this, but this is where
Speaker 24: you process emotions, solve problems, discover who you actually are,
Speaker 24: and finally test your body.
Speaker 10: Like you're in an avatar, you only get one Keep
Speaker 10: real food, drink water, move daily. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 10: said you'll try.
Speaker 24: That was the last time I did something spiritual From
Speaker 24: the Twitter accounts, That one's kind of lead.
Speaker 8: That was not a good time. I'm sorry about that.
Speaker 10: That's okay. I got another one if you want another one,
Speaker 10: all right. Eight bedroom ACKs lasts longer than her is
Speaker 10: number one.
Speaker 7: Number two undressed hers slowly listen, making her orgasm is
Speaker 7: turning her on a lot before, so make sure you
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Speaker 10: Ask her what she likes in bed. Communication is a
Speaker 10: key in bed because she knows what she likes more.
Speaker 17: Than you do.
Speaker 10: Number four.
Speaker 8: Toss her around.
Speaker 10: It's all around a little bit cop out garry.
Speaker 16: As I said above, you should ask her what she likes,
Speaker 16: but ask only your first time with her, remember what
Speaker 16: she said, and when you experiment new positions, don't ask
Speaker 16: her about it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, do pelvic exercise? Are you taking those? Hey, Matt?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Mate?
Speaker 10: How often are you doing pelvic exercise?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: These exercises got way more blood down there and it's
Speaker 7: a major boost.
Speaker 10: Number six, stop watching.
Speaker 16: Porn or makes you over sexualized women's body, which means
Speaker 16: you'll be.
Speaker 10: Way too turned on by her.
Speaker 7: What they saying him, Order some lingerie Valentine's days, stop
Speaker 7: giving her chocolates and flowers. Order some sexy, transparent lingerie.
Speaker 7: And number eight be direct.
Speaker 10: Listen.
Speaker 7: I know your mind is and it's not your phone,
Speaker 7: it's your nature, but stop hiding it wherever she bends
Speaker 7: over and you find it. Hu spanker, sexualizer, don't be afraid.
Speaker 7: After all, relationship without.
Speaker 10: Sex, it's just usual friendship. And that is all I
Speaker 10: have from my Twitter account bookmarks.
Speaker 8: Oh it's good.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and no, we do not have any upcoming live events. Ah,
Speaker 10: We're gonna be trying to do like maybe a bard tour.
Speaker 8: Here, Yeah, like a once a month. It's it's more
Speaker 8: trying to get the time and the uh the time
Speaker 8: the hot spot. Since I'm not doing basketball games, it's
Speaker 8: got hard to.
Speaker 1: Do that, you guys.
Speaker 10: An guy that has a hot spot is.
Speaker 8: His name Scott Wilson? Yes, is it off her phone?
Speaker 8: Because that doesn't have unlimited hot Well so do w
Speaker 8: but like it doesn't know why I bought a hot.
Speaker 10: Spot for my cabin so I always got he got
Speaker 10: real close, real quick.
Speaker 8: What's you doing the summer with that hotspot?
Speaker 5: So it's fifty bucks a month and you get hurt
Speaker 5: gigs of data s bro. So if you're going to
Speaker 5: be doing that stuff off of it, it's not overly expensive.
Speaker 10: What Matt wants to split that with you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Uh, that's why I trade all the time for advertising.
Speaker 10: I don't hear that buzzing now. I hear it echoing
Speaker 10: right now.
Speaker 8: Yeah, because we're kind of close to the think about
Speaker 8: it's kind of a sound.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 8: Hey, boys, what did we learned to?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 8: I learned that Bruce is falling apart in the old
Speaker 8: standings for the pick.
Speaker 10: So long ago. But I mean that's that's fine.
Speaker 8: Whatever can they got down? Man?
Speaker 5: I learned that math does not give a ship about
Speaker 5: eight different ways to Oh yeah this lady.
Speaker 8: No, no, you maybe already know all this.
Speaker 3: It's not that hard.
Speaker 10: We've known that Mac doesn't care about anything. When we
Speaker 10: say he's not, he got a little defensive right there, because.
Speaker 8: Hard to figure out it's not hard to figure out
Speaker 8: common knowledge is Yeah for me, it's not hardles like that. Yeah,
Speaker 8: it's guys who don't know how to fucking score. Obviously,
Speaker 8: they's terrible.
Speaker 19: Tomorrow that I almost what I've learned is that, uh, well,
Speaker 19: the the Northern lights are out. And apparently that message
Speaker 19: was pete those brains.
Speaker 10: Because of the yes, thank you.
Speaker 5: Geomagnetic forces a nerd and that's apparently a thing.
Speaker 10: And did any of you put pictures on Facebook?
Speaker 8: Scott did? Thank Scott?
Speaker 25: I sorry, jam I put on my snap I did,
Speaker 25: like Dustin's nineties tough thing. I came outside last night,
Speaker 25: and honestly, it was like.
Speaker 10: The first time since I was like I was like eighteen.
Speaker 7: I was driving home and I looked up and I
Speaker 7: saw the Northern Lights and it was like, all right,
Speaker 7: I lived out with shelling.
Speaker 10: And it was crazy. And then I saw the reds
Speaker 10: and I saw the green.
Speaker 8: You saw a lot of reds and greens back in
Speaker 8: the day.
Speaker 10: No never really wants Yeah, good job, thank you since
Speaker 10: you stole his closer.
Speaker 8: Sorry go ahead.
Speaker 10: So just observation comment.
Speaker 5: In the last two years, compared to the previous entirety
Speaker 5: of my life, I don't remember the Northern Lights being
Speaker 5: out this frequently.
Speaker 10: And I said, I was like eighteen and I'm forty
Speaker 10: three now, and it was like I was out in
Speaker 10: Sevlin and I it was just kind of green and popping.
Speaker 10: You know, yesterday I walked up Suddy. He was like ready,
Speaker 10: and I'm like, hey, it wasn't just like a phone.
Speaker 19: Yeah, because a lot of times you can see it
Speaker 19: the phone. We were outside. I was like, wow, that's close,
Speaker 19: and that was pretty cool. And then it's supposed to
Speaker 19: happen to night.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and the geomagnetics whatever I've already affected Matt obviously.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, all right, taking it to the writers, producers
Speaker 8: on site. Engine Arizona was all of us and the
Speaker 8: words of Red Green, keep it sick on the ice.
Speaker 8: Gay bye,