Speaker 1: Cool Growth and Simulation.
Speaker 2: Growth and Simulation, Sam Trickly.
Speaker 3: Welcome to Johnny Woodard's presents Broken Simulation starring Johnny Woodard.
We are in it.
Speaker 1: We're in it.
Speaker 3: The hot Hot Mom's love that we're in it, no problem. Happy,
Happy NFL Draft Day to everybody. Happy NFL Draft Day.
It's the most wonderful time of thinking, being Beanbong being.
I am so excited about the draft, me too, Johnny.
Why haven't you asked me about my cool ass jersey?
Speaker 1: I was getting to that, Frankly, Uh, what is that
is that leather?
Speaker 3: That's leather dude, leather Daddy, Raider Nation, Leather Daddy, power
top leather Daddy Raider Nation.
Speaker 1: You know it's cool about that outfit. You could be
just as comfortable in Boystown, in West Hollywood, love in
downtown La. Yeah, Johnny.
Speaker 3: One of the things I take pride in that I
could talk to billionaires and crackheads. Okay, so that's that
I take it. Like, so I could talk to power
gays and just raider Nation Like, That's why I take
a lot. I really am the blade of humans. I
can move in and out of any group.
Speaker 1: And you're a power gay Raiders fan, you wear a
leather Raiders I.
Speaker 3: Don't care, dude, you don't want to he did I
tell you the story about this jersey? Or do you
want to hear?
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk to Smack Well? Whose number
is that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Tell me the story?
Speaker 3: Okay. So Howie Long went to go watch Andrew Dice
Clay's show one time and brought him this jersey, a
leather Howie Long Raider jersey.
Speaker 1: He was seventy five. Really, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh he was a lineman. You remember how.
Speaker 1: Big he was? Yeah? Yeah, but that's just wild to me.
Speaker 3: And then his sons are they still in the NFL?
My dad old at is Suns are now out of
the NFL?
Speaker 1: Oh they might be. Yeah, they're getting close.
Speaker 3: So so Sam's for all the people. Thank you, Wacky Jackie,
all the people. Okay, the crackheads, the Power Gaze, I'm
I represent you. So anyways, so he brings us the dice,
and Dice is like, what am I gonna do with this?
I'm not a Raiders fan. I don't know exactly what
he said, but he gave it to Eleanor, and then
Eleanor gave it to me. So I'm wearing it on today,
the most wonderful day of the year, the drafting of
Fernando and I know every let's hear it, let's hear
it in the in the let's hear it in the
comments section, oh sports, and so Brendon circus.
Speaker 1: It's stupid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need a break from the truth. Okay, I
cover the truth all the time. I'm already sweating in
this thing, Johnny. I mean, it's not built. It's a
tough choice. Yeah, I am dedicated to it, dude, I'm
dedicated to it.
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: I'm so excited for for Raider Nation, dude, Dude, I'm
telling you, Johnny, because Al Davis and then NFL didn't
get long. They've been killing the Raiders for so long.
And Raider Nation is a sleeping giant. Everywhere I go
there's Raider fans, sleeping giant.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: When this thing starts popping, if we're blessed it actually
works out, which it's the Raiders, so probably most likely
it's gonna be very turbulent, Okay, but if it works out, dude, bang, bro, Wait,
do you see how crazy the shit gets?
Speaker 1: Did you hear about them trying to get him to go.
He doesn't want to attend the draft, and they were
trying to get him to go.
Speaker 3: Bag him to go. Yeah, I mean yeah, I get it.
Speaker 1: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 3: It's like it's a tradition in the NFL the number
one pick walks up on stage and holds a jersey.
I get why he's doing. His mother is in a
wheelchair and his story is so crazy that he just
wants everybody to be there. So I get it, dude.
I'm okay with it, dude, I'm okay with it.
Speaker 1: I got one housekeeping note from last week. Last week,
you showed us an AI video of a procedural drama,
like a cop drama. Yeah, it turns out that was
just an episode of Blue Bloods apparently. Okay, my god.
Speaker 3: So I thought it was garbage, that was AI, but
it's actually real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's real garbage. Yeah, that's totally dude, I and
I totally believed it. I was like this, I mean,
this is obviously terrible. It's all shot in one room.
It's people talking about social justice issues. But no, it's
it's so bad, real episode of the program Blue Bloods,
which I know my parents watch them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very cool. Some hot chick in the in the thing.
Becky Becky Boone onto you, not Becky Boone, not you. Okay,
she's a Ravens fan. And you know what. Ryan Sickler
was invited by the Ravens to their new like Jersey
and Helmet reveal.
Speaker 1: How lucky is he? Dude?
Speaker 3: You think I'll never get I mean, I'm calling Tom
Brady gay there never I might not even be allowed
into the stadium.
Speaker 1: You had a better chance with Al Davis. I have
to say not. Yeah, I had a much better chance without.
Speaker 3: Him, and I agreed. We love fast blacks. That's what
we love.
Speaker 1: Just fast blacks. One quick thing. I just want to
knock on ahead way. Uh So, Dave Chappelle did an
interview on Uh I think, uh this is this uh
the other day. No, this is not the hot topic.
I just wanted to run it.
Speaker 3: We open up with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but since we're talking about sports, I just
want to throw this just because it's kind of a
quick thing and I think people will be interested. He
said that he until recently would never consider bringing back
Chappelle's show, but is now considering it. He joked, but
seemed to kind of not be joking with, of course,
with Eddie Murphy about him playing the Charlie Murphy parts,
and Eddie Murphy seemed to suggest he would do that.
What do you think about that? Getting the can you
get the gang back together? This? This? This long after the.
Speaker 3: Dude, enough zeros, the gang will get back together. I
mean if Netflix, like, dude, we'll take it. Why wouldn't
he should? I do really believe that Black White Stuff
is played and people are kind of over it. But
I think it will be a huge success because people
just want nostalgia.
Speaker 1: I agree, you know, so, I'm I want nostalgia. Yeah,
I mean that, dude.
Speaker 3: It's why I believe everyone is in love with baseball
right now, because it's so traditional that people are just
begging for something traditional necessarily, like you know, so they
that's why they want. So I think people would love it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: It's going to be interesting to see how it hits.
Let's say you bring back Neil Brennan as because he
helped co create it, which would be great. Okay, so
you bring back is Neil gonna write trans sketches?
Speaker 1: Question? Because that would be the thing that Yeah, No,
I mean they have to do that. They have to
go back. If they're not going.
Speaker 3: To bring the whole you gotta bring the whole team back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if they're not going just as hard as they
were before, it's a so you know, they it's just failed.
They'll get ridiculed for Yeah. I hope, so we'll see.
I hope. So I'm it was it was part of
it was. It was part of a special about uh,
Dave Chappelle and how he is just given like millions
of dollars to that small Ohio town he lives in,
Like he saved their radio station, built them a building
to have the radio. He's just he dominates this small
Ohio town full of white people. He just like owns
it so great. Yeah, it decends into madness, No, apparently,
it's just I mean it's like the perfect like idyllic
American town. He's good for him, dude, good for him.
And he's just walking around like the sidewalking like hey Bob,
that's going you know.
Speaker 3: I mean, just I wonder if they had I wonder
if they had a meeting where they're like just act
like he's a normal person, Do not ask for autographs,
don't let the white women hit him up, try to
get pregnant.
Speaker 1: They did have a meeting. Dave Chappelle called the meeting
and made everybody at gunpoint come into a big barn
one night and was like, Hey, don't mean a street,
don't look me in.
Speaker 3: The eye, don't talk to me unless you're a hot
what woman?
Speaker 1: Now we can do a hot topic h x G.
So I go into tenfoil the other night and to
record the other day and X She's like, Hey, are
you guys going to talk about Rogan going to see
the President? Because I'm getting a lot of people jam
Sam's got a comment on this, Okay, but Rogan is
just such a hypocrite going in that he is. He's
political after all, see is he? So is he? If
you don't know, let me just recap briefly. Joe Rogan,
he's a podcaster. He went to see he went to
see the president.
Speaker 3: He says, I look like a real tough guy right now, now, thank.
Speaker 1: You dude, Like a tough guy of those power gay
tough guys. Yeah, it was a type of I was
tough gay as with rememoring police Academy.
Speaker 3: When they walked into like the gay bar and everyone's
like just angry leather daddies. Dude, it's that how I
look great now?
Speaker 1: Angry leather daddy. Yeah, that's you. You're the angry mean
in the streets freaking the sheets. So here is, uh,
we'll just play us a little of this. This is
he was there to discuss uh fast tracking ibagain.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, which is, let's keep that in mind. He's
in this. If you're listening, it's Trump at a desk.
It's an awkward thing because Trump's at a desk looking
back over his shoulder at Rogan, who's immediately behind him,
along with a host of other people, including RFK Junior.
Speaker 5: Trump some information. We have a gigantic goopia prop in
this country. Obviously.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 7: In twenty twenty four, more than eighty thousand people died
of overdoses.
Speaker 5: It's it's a horrible number.
Speaker 7: And there's more than five million people that are addicted to.
Speaker 5: Opiates right now in this country.
Speaker 7: With one dose survivor gain more than eighty percent of
people are free of that addiction. With two doses, it's
more than ninety percent. I sent them that information. The
text message that came back sounds great.
Speaker 8: Do you want FDA approval, Let's do it it literally
that quick.
Speaker 5: These drugs are illegal not because they're harmful.
Speaker 7: They're illegal because of the nineteen seventy Controlled Substances after
that was passed by the Richard Dixon administration. They did
it to target the civil rights movement, in the anti
war movement.
Speaker 5: It's not because these drugs harm people.
Speaker 7: And for fifty six years we've lived under those terrible conditions.
Speaker 5: We're free of that now. We're free of that now
thanks to all.
Speaker 7: These people that we see next to me and thanks
to President Trump.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, really, so, Trey Rogan says this
thing like, yeah, he's like, you want FDA approval? Now
that the Trump you could see immediately he makes a
face like he's not quite happy with that. Loud yeah. Yeah.
So listen, now this is c ya, the c ya
moment for Trump right here. This is great.
Speaker 3: See why he was as.
Speaker 6: Respect Joe and it's a little bit more liberal and
that's okay. You have a lot of friends that are liberals.
But Joe is an amazing guy.
Speaker 3: And he wrote made a little note about this, and
I had to checked out.
Speaker 1: I didn't just do it.
Speaker 6: Went to Bobby and Os and went to some of
the people that work for you, you know, pros, and
everybody came.
Speaker 5: Back with the same answer. You know, normally they'll come
back because this happens a lot. I have a couple
of them like that. They're not sure.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, it goes two ways, this thing.
Everybody thought it was incredible. So, yeah, that was funny.
He was like, no, I didn't just like text him back.
Doesn't he want fdab?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, we're not that corrupt here,
you know, you know that, you know you immediately it
was like, yes.
Speaker 3: Sir, of course he did, and like nobody freaked out
about that. So so here's the thing, guys. As you know,
I am very protective of Joe Rogan. I'm not going
to apologize for that. It's just, you know, I'm just
an old school guy. You're loyal to people who helped you.
And unless the guy is involved in a murderer hurting
people like children, I'm right or die and I you know,
and if that becomes a thing that sinks the whole ship,
then the ship gets sunk.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: It's just that's not that's not how I was raised, dude.
You know, you stick by the people that showed you
kindness when they didn't have to. And that's that's it.
So when I when I go, people are like, oh, so,
like okay, So let's break down the issue right here,
which is does this drug help people who are addicted
to opiates?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: And by the way, the fact that only five million
people are addicted to opiates that seem low to me
in this country because apparently they all live near me,
because it seems like it's everywhere, right, million, Is that
the number they're saying.
Speaker 1: It's way more than that.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be way more than that five million. You're like,
in a country of three hundred and thirty million people,
that seems low. I think it's way higher than that,
you know. So, So I mean, are we talking about
is this a good issue? Is this an important issue? Right?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Is it true that this drug helps people after two
doses get off of opiates?
Speaker 1: Is it true?
Speaker 3: Let's just say for the sake of argument, it is true.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: I don't don't know why Rogan will go up there
and lie like that, you know, I mean, he seems
very like he works with precision in his life. So
let's say it's true.
Speaker 1: It's true, right, what is he supposed to do?
Speaker 3: Is he supposed to wait till AOC gets into the
presidency and try to make that happen. I mean, he
has a lifeline, he has a he has a connection
to the president. Doesn't mean that agrees with everything the
president's doing. No, I mean no, obviously. But why wouldn't you, Johnny,
if you knew, if you knew that you could get
butt plugs for women passed for free. And I was
the head of the department, And maybe you don't like
that I make everybody salute the Raider flag when they
go to school every day.
Speaker 1: You don't like that.
Speaker 3: But you know you have it in with me to
get free butt plugs to the ladies, right would you?
Would you call me and try to pitch why we
should have butt plugs for the world?
Speaker 1: You pick the issue closest to my heart, Sam, Okay,
butt plugs for women? So obviously, yes, I mean I would.
I would. I can't think of much I wouldn't do
to get to get that important.
Speaker 3: For the ladies, for the hot moms in the in
the comment section that just can't afford butt plugs. Yes,
would you not want to be I want to help
them their moms. They're working hard.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get the country on the butt plug standard.
You all are, dude, got to get your money back
by something.
Speaker 3: And you've seen statistics which say moms with butt plugs
are happier people. Okay, why wouldn't you Why wouldn't you
call me up? Even though you hate that everyone has
to salute the Raider flag every time they go to
a federal building or a school. That might make you upset,
but you're looking at a big picture. So why wouldn't
you do that? That's my question, you know. And and
it also gets in this thing. I've had conversations with
people about the the Charlie Kirk where was Rogan? And
they use the word lying when it comes to that. Okay,
and I'm I'm willing to open this up to the
comments section. When when there's someone who can miss speak,
there's someone who could maybe mix up their stories, and
then there's lying, right, and lying infers intention to uh
to gain something, right, right, that's a lie. A lie
is it purposefully telling something that isn't true with the
intention of gaining something and get in, get in the
comments section. Tell me I'm wrong here, all right. The
intention is I'm lying to you because I want to
gain something, right, So, like, maybe your girlfriend walks in
on you watching pornography, right two days off, guys, and
I'm dedicated this time, all right, So she walks in
and you go, and you were watching chornography, but you're
not watching You tell her you're not watching chornography. What
is the gain there? The gain is I don't want
to fight, so it's simpler just to say I'm not
watching chornography.
Speaker 1: A move on. Maybe we don't keep saying though, because
I doubt AI's ability to discern the pee from the
see in our stream.
Speaker 3: Just rude, dude, I'm trying to reach the masses.
Speaker 1: The problem is chornography is not a word.
Speaker 3: Oh so you say it again, okay, Johnny, thank you,
thank you for the example. Do as I say, no
as I do? Ha, Johnny, is that what you're saying
right now? What am I your child?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 3: Anyways, dude, So so, I mean.
Speaker 1: He's told that story before where.
Speaker 3: He was in uh, he was hunting and he got
on his starling. It was obviously a he mixed his
story so up, Yeah, because I go, what is what
is what is the the get in line for that?
Speaker 1: What is the purpose? What do you gain from what?
You look confused? Yeah, that's what you gain. I mean.
Speaker 3: And Johnny, we've talked about this before and I don't
know if you totally agree with it. But we're podcasting
all the time, we're dirty electricity. We have these headphones
on all the time. That is shitshkebobbing your brain. I'm sorry,
it does. You know. You get to the point where
you're like, I can't remember all the names of these people.
This guy does like three to four podcasts week at
three hours of pop. I mean, dude, you got a
lot of dirty electricity around you. Again, it's not it's
not roofing, it's not plumbing, it's not carpentry. It's not
laying down a street in the in the summer. I
totally get that.
Speaker 1: But you are around this and that and that and
this and this, and it's.
Speaker 3: Not good for your electrical system. It is what it is.
So that's my opinion.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you so you're you think possibly it brain?
Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying, I I DoD I would
find I'm not saying he's retarded. I'm saying there's a
lot of electrical uh dirty electricity around all these podcasters,
that it's gonna affect your brain. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was weird, that thing, But yeah, I told
I mean, I think we're.
Speaker 3: Microwaving, as Wacky Jackie said, we're literally microwaving right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I don't know what. I don't know what
the alternative is, you know, I want to, like, I mean,
like a way to do this, Like we just go
into a field, you know, and have people gather around,
like and do a podcast in the field. Oh, it's impossible.
Speaker 3: It's like it's like, again, we're not doing gay labor.
We're not doing hard labor. I'm not saying that, but
it's like when you're like a miner, you're like, I'm close.
I'm constantly on the verge of this thing collapsing. But
it's how I take care of my family, not mining.
We're not saying we're even close to that at all
in any way, but you're putting yourself surrounded by we're
just microwaving in dirty electricity. It's just the way it is,
don't you said? This is a super gay Raiders Jersey.
You must've just showed up, because that's literally the first
five minutes of the show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we yes, that was that bro. Have you seen
this that guy that we love who rehabbed that ghost town,
Sarah Gordo. You brought up mining. He went in with
these miners one time. Dude. Mining is the hardest job
I've ever seen in my life. I mean, when they
when they say like, it's not mining, it's not mining, dude,
it is. It is such a I mean, I guess
I just never saw people doing it. So I let
me see if I can find the video that I
watched the other day. This must be right now.
Speaker 10: I am standing inside one hundred and twenty five year
old gold mine.
Speaker 1: This isn't just some relic of the past.
Speaker 10: This is a fully operational, commercial mind and today I
am putting in a twelve.
Speaker 1: Hour ship oh years later. So they use these like
hydraulic powered. They're like jackhammers basically that just and they
they're heavy, they're dangerous, rocks are flying everywhere.
Speaker 10: Jack legs are still used in mines around the world,
including the one and working in today.
Speaker 1: Drill plays about one hundred and twenty.
Speaker 4: Pounds and.
Speaker 5: It's heavy. That's the point I'm trying to take there.
The leg is two stages and it's run by hair.
Speaker 8: So the more air you give the leg, the leg
will extend and push the drill into the uh, into
the bottom of a hole.
Speaker 5: And that's what makes it. It's not me sitting here
pushing the drill in.
Speaker 1: It's all dramatically powered. Oh yeah, so you know it
makes us better metal music. Just add metal music.
Speaker 3: It doesn't seem that bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, So look let me They're just down there
for twelve hour shifts.
Speaker 10: Drill that vibrates so violently it shakes your entire body.
Speaker 1: And this isn't healthy.
Speaker 3: Oh nobody, Johnny, thank you for making me a like
a big as piece of crap by talking about how
hard it is the podcast and then bring up mining
for twelve hours. Thank you for setting me up. Even
looks like and no, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: They still use explosives to kind of like, uh, you know,
just clear out the rocks so they can get to
the metal, so they can get to the metals. Watch
what what that's like. So look, they plug they plug
them into these little holes, so you've got everything hooked up.
Speaker 10: Last stage is to connect the battery, which ignites the
zero and continues and shoots the whole round.
Speaker 1: So they go in there, right, look at everything, it's
just all fallen. The worst case scenario is what we
have here. Every Oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 7: Johnny, and can't rove about fifty feet that way.
Speaker 1: And think about it. If all this stuff just decides
to fall, it's it's good night and you know it's over. Baby,
You're done all that?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, oh, I honestly, Johnny, that I didn't even
think that was that big of an explosion.
Speaker 1: Oh it was a massive, dude, he said this two
hundred boulder. It went like fifty feet. Oh my god.
And so then they have to take all these rocks.
Now they don't. This is like commercial mining right here
with these big, massive machines. These guys are doing it
more of a kind of an old fashioned school dude. Yeah,
they have to hose all this shit down and then
literally to take it out in bags.
Speaker 10: Bagging high grade or other times you're just moving junk
and sometimes you're separating the ore from the waist. But
no matter how you do it, it's brutal.
Speaker 1: Look at this, dude, they've been in there nine hours
now and now it's just your crouch down the whole time.
There's no place to.
Speaker 3: Lose my mind. I'm lose my mind.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's so hard, dude. I mean, I mean
that there's a reason though people say, hey, it ain't mining.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and there's a reason why. You never see feminists
crying about getting those jobs.
Speaker 1: No, no, have you ever seen why can't we mine?
Speaker 3: In the mind?
Speaker 1: So it's so good, dude. It's such a hard job.
But I have respect for those men who do that.
Sarah Gordo is the name of If you want to
check that guy out on YouTube. He's uh, it's called
ghost Town Living. He's got like two million subs he's
doing he don't need our help. But uh, he doesn't
need our help. No, we just love, dude. Men men
love to watch men work.
Speaker 3: Have we never loved to watch women do useless shit
like get makeup done and shop and date black men?
You know that's what they like.
Speaker 1: Have you ever like when you see stuff like like
a guy going and just dedicating his life to a
ghost town do you ever feel like you wish you
had an like other lives to live like You're like
I could I could see myself doing something like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 11: Dude.
Speaker 3: He's got to do everything. He's got to bring him water,
he's got to work all that crazy shit, and then
what is he just gonna let people move in and
then hope and pray.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think the idea is to turn
it in like a tourist town to where people come
in during seasons and kind of live the Old West life.
It's like, dude, there's Pioneer Town up in the high
desert near us and it's an Old West Uh, like
a like a stage, like an outdoor stage for shooting Westerns.
They used to shoot Westerns out in the desert, and
they just turned it into a little like tourist trap
in the middle of nowhere. It's great, man, it's so great.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 1: People people are aching for, you know, just to get
off the grid. And like you said, I.
Speaker 3: Want that so bad. I want that so bad. But
I feel like to get off the grid, you gotta
go to a place nobody wants to live.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I I don't. I mean, do you think so,
Like you wouldn't want to live in the beautiful countryside
of like Texas or Montana, or the Carolinas or Tennessee.
I mean there's plenty of.
Speaker 3: I don't get Carolina's with nice. Florida be nice. Tennessee
would be nice. I want Texas, but it gets so hot.
Speaker 1: It gets hot here.
Speaker 3: It gets so hot I can't wear my leather raiders.
Speaker 1: Fu oh Heit. Somebody in the chat says they live
ten minutes from Pioneer Town. I love it there. It's
one of my favorite spots to go. And what do
you do there when there's nothing there? Oh dude, there's
a place called Papi and Harriet's and they cook everything
on mosquite. They have mosquite steaks that they cook that
are just the bomb, bro. And they have people like
the so the guys in uh, what's josh Homi's band,
I'm just drawing a blank. Uh oh god, it's just
a brain fart Queens of the Stone Age.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: Josh Hommy is from from like Joshua Tree or somewhere
around there, and he's kind of made it. So there's
a music scene in the middle of the desert.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 1: So like all like, there are a ton of huge
acts that go play Pappy and Harriett's tiny bar with
an outdoor stage, and it's no, it's just great, man.
It's everybody's chill there. There are these houses with huge
lots that you can rent on Airbnb for nothing.
Speaker 3: So do you want to move Johnny to Uh? You
want to move there?
Speaker 1: No? Shit, hits a fan, Dude, You're you're in trouble
in the desert, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I really want to find like the Appellations would
be nice. See Johnny wants to buy an RV to
podcast in l A. Like, what what are you gonna
escape in an r V? You need motorbikes, dude.
Speaker 1: Oh well, if the traffic is bad. Yeah, but I'm
saying if you get out early, you'd have a you'd
have power generator. You need dirt bikes, dude, you need
you need off vehicle. You need a dirt bike and
a chick who can shoot a gun. You need an
RV with dirt bikes on the back. That's what you need.
So when you get to the point where you can't
go any farther than you get on the dirt bikes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm with you on that, Johnny. That would be
a great I would love an RV dude, that's my
dream when I'm old.
Speaker 1: Is just to travel.
Speaker 3: Drive me too a gun one tries to fuck with
me and just go around van life.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like not a though I want an
RV like a full Yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Just don't want to pay property tax, so I'll just
drive around.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even think about that. Yeah, you don't
have property texts? Yeah where where you're just a rolling stone,
rolling stone with no So we had the do you
want to talk about the phiz Flirfa right now or no?
I've decided I'm over him, dude, Oh you're not going
to talk about him?
Speaker 3: Okay, no, because I decided that's what he wants, and
he's just like, dude, the guy is obviously, I mean
like it's just like you can make any statement you
want about anybody, like that's all he's doing. There's just
there's no actual proof of anything. So I'm just kind
of like, what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, can we just that one thing that
we couldn't hear? Can we just play that? Because I
don't it made no sense where he was trying to
compare you to somebody who's on a reality show, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
Like I just want to because we if you're if
you're listening, we have a Tempole episode.
Speaker 3: By the way, guys, just so you know, there is
an open invite to him to come on the show
any time he wants, and he's refused it over and
over again. Come on the show, dude, discuss it.
Speaker 1: He might not. I think he blocked me, dude, so
I can't. I can't. He did block me and then
he unblocked me. I think he blocked me. I've never
even interacted with him on Johnny.
Speaker 3: You get collateral damage all the time.
Speaker 1: Bishop gets it's probably because I said he's an idiot. Well,
because he is an idiot.
Speaker 3: I mean it's like he's really doing basic bit shit
right now. Like the stuff he's talking about, he thinks
it's so deep and you're like, dude, that's like tinfold
hat year two shit, Like you're not really talking about anything,
You're just talking about this friend shit. Yeah he blocked Okay,
so let's just say, is there anyone here, Johnny you're
on timfoil Hat. I'm sure if XG would be here,
he would say it in some bad English. Do any
of us think there isn't clones. No, no, there's probably clones.
We've talked about it with buying mass clones all that stuff.
Are people reborn maybe I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's not it's not impossible, But like, where does that,
like in all the real issues right now?
Speaker 1: Where does that go?
Speaker 3: And the guy says, I'm a fallen angel because I
wore a hat with an LA logo upside down that
I saw Cooper cup wear and apparently that's a sign.
So every guy that walks by now in LA that
has an upside down hat must be a fallen Angel.
Speaker 1: I mean, so everywhere. It's so dumb.
Speaker 3: Now New York City, okay, the New York the people
who were in and why for the Yankees? Upside down?
Speaker 1: What are they?
Speaker 3: Upside down? Yankees? Like?
Speaker 1: What a Civil War soldier?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: What are we talking about here? And it's just so basic.
It's like, dude, this guy looks like this guy. This
guy's got a mustache. That guy's got a mustach. Okay,
you found people that look alike, great, good for you.
And then the guy who's on a yacht and me
are like, what are you what are you saying? Are
you saying they cloned us, Like, I'm a now I'm
a clone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's saying that Sam sounds not even looks sounds
just like a guy who's on a reality show.
Speaker 3: No, they say that I look alike to they they
do that split screen thing, which is hilarious. So like,
is my brother a clone? Are my cousins in Phoenix
a clone? Is my dad in on the clone thing?
Is my mother a clone?
Speaker 1: Maker?
Speaker 12: Like?
Speaker 1: What are you saying? Fifty thousand followers on Instagram? How
are people really buying that? No?
Speaker 3: Because he pushes stupid and Instagram loves that. When you
push truth, you get shadow band. Okay, I lost my Instagram.
I had to pay three grand to get it back.
Does that sound like a fucking controlled op? I played
a basement in Toronto. It's a it's a nice club.
It's a nice club. Catacombs is great. The people own
it are wonderful people. I'm not that, but it's like
it's not a theater, it's it's a it's a magic club. Okay,
Like where am I playing?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 3: What what is the get to be controlled?
Speaker 10: Up?
Speaker 3: What am I getting? What do I got?
Speaker 1: Do you think I hey d even say this because
I'm not sure I believe it, But do you think
it's possible that he is he exists to make flat
Earth look stupid?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, dude, I totally think it's. Like, so, we
did this thing on Conspiracy Social Club that will come
out on Saturday about on East Germany. They brought they
they basically created where you infistrate, which is hilarious because
that's going on right now with a southern poverty. Oh
we'll get to that later. But yeah, you just sending
people to to just make conspiracy theorists look stupid.
Speaker 1: Oh you're talking about the Stazi. Yeah, the state police and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they would send them in to muck shit up,
to cause chaos, to defame people.
Speaker 1: There's a film about that called Das leben de Yeah,
he's the Lives of Others. It's one of the greatest
movies of all time about big government being evil.
Speaker 3: Like he's just he's he's really really slandering my name,
Like he's slandering it. Any other person would go crazy.
I don't care you're slandering my name, but I don't
give a ship because you're not the first retard to
do it. You're new. It's like, basically, what these these
people think in the conspiracy world, okay, they think if
you're doing well, okay, you're controlled up because it's a
hard gig. By going into conspiracies, you are picking the
hardest gig to get a following on on the internet,
because the if you're talking about real truth, like real truth, right, yeah, Like,
do you think the elites care if you're talking about clones?
Do you think they care if you're talking about vampires?
Do you think they really care about that?
Speaker 1: Like? Where is his video on Israel?
Speaker 3: Right now? Where's his video on the Southern Southern Southern
Poverty League? Where's that video? Where's his video on what
happened on nine to eleven?
Speaker 1: Where's his video? Where's that?
Speaker 3: There's none of that, any of it. It's just really
superficial stuff. You can go, well, he's talking about flat earth,
which to him is the ultimate conspiracy. It's not the
ultimate conspiracy because if it came out tomorrow that we
lived on a flat earth, guess how people's lives would change.
Speaker 1: Zero.
Speaker 3: Do you think Instagram models will stop showing their buthole
if they found out they lived on a flat plane?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 3: But when when a Southern Poverty League thing comes out?
Suddenly you start to understand that our culture wars are
completely manufactured by the elites.
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Speaker 3: But as Wacky Jackie said, you find out that the
earth is flat, guess what, You still gotta go to
work and guess what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great. I had to work at the hotel
I worked at on nine to eleven. I didn't get
a day off. Yeah, I went to school that day.
They didn't send us home. Yeah, we just had to
holiday pay.
Speaker 3: Your terrors attack should be holiday pay.
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Speaker 3: The very do.
Speaker 1: They vary all the time based on studies of topical
and oral Monock.
Speaker 3: Still, I love those studies. I wish I could be
a part of them. So you love to look at
the data, Johnny, just looking at the.
Speaker 1: Data the Southern poverty.
Speaker 3: By the way, Johnny, can I just say something before
you launching podcast? Dude, the comment sections fire today, really because.
Speaker 1: I saw some guy, some guy keeps saying over and
over again, you bent the knee to Rogan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, dude, broken clocks org towyst to day.
You know, I mean, that doesn't even make sense. But
the point is you're gonna have a lot of good
ones and you're gonna have a turd once in a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, so stupid. Yeah, a retarded clock. Clock is wrong
twice a day, that's what.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a retarded Yeah, It's just that didn't make sense,
but that's how that's how you answer. Listen, Johnny, No, no,
I'm retired.
Speaker 1: Clock is always wrong. Okay.
Speaker 3: When someone brings retarded to you, you have to go
doublely retarded.
Speaker 1: That's what I did there.
Speaker 3: So we all retarded him right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I went double retard there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we went double retard. God, I wish it was
a Bumfardo clone.
Speaker 1: That'd be the best. I would meet him and talk
him how much I love him, bring him back, bring
him back. Uh So, Okay, the Southern Poverty Law Center
is I I have been I have been a critic
of the Southern Property Loas Center because they tried to
just fame Ron Paul. They called him a racist and
tried to tar him with that racist brush from his
newsletters from the nineties that he didn't even right. Uh
and they I'll just play this clip from John Stossel
the other day. John Stossel, by the way, has been
doing the Lord's as long as the Lord himself almost.
John Stossel is a great American, a guy that deserves
all the flowers as he gets older. He released this
video about just to give you an idea of what
the Southern Poverty Law Center is before we get into
what they've done. Now that we can check this is
John Stossel.
Speaker 2: There are dangerous hate groups in America who will warn
us about them. The media tell us.
Speaker 1: The Southern Poverty Law Center.
Speaker 3: The Southern Poverty Law Center.
Speaker 2: The Southern Poverty Law Center, based in that building in Alabama,
calls itself the premier group monitoring hate groups and other extremists.
Looking at their map of eight groups, you'd think hate
groups were everywhere. I once believed what the center said.
Well meaning people still do. Yeah them a million dollars.
But what donors don't know is that today the center
smears good people.
Speaker 1: The presence of frediical Islam.
Speaker 2: This Somalian woman speaks out against radical Islam for them,
the center put her on its list.
Speaker 1: By visit sblcenter dot org.
Speaker 3: I do think that we have a problem with hate
in this country.
Speaker 5: We put about ten of these major Haye groups out
of business.
Speaker 2: When I first investigated the center, it's leaders wouldn't talk
to me, so of course defended them.
Speaker 13: They have a history, a long history of fighting against extremists.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, dude, yes, but they labeled skeptical Muslims
like Ion hersy Ali as hater.
Speaker 9: You have a horrible experience with religion, That's one thing.
It's another thing to use his experience as ammunition against
others who are practicing their.
Speaker 1: Religion unless Christ, then you can pulizing it.
Speaker 13: For she is the right to free speech, as does
the Southern Poverty Law Center has a right to push back.
Speaker 2: We can stand together against the center also calls the
Family Research Council a hate group.
Speaker 11: The definition of a marriage is what it's been for
five thousand years.
Speaker 1: It's the union of a man.
Speaker 5: And a woman.
Speaker 2: I often disagree with the Council myself, But do they
belong on this hate map.
Speaker 1: When they don't agree with you? Look at that hate
map so much you hate gays? No, I don't hate
gay people. And I got a gay.
Speaker 3: That's a gay man's haircut. Stop and Johnny, you're Johnny.
When I went to recovery meetings, the only one I
could get for speed was an all gay meeting. And
let me just tell you something.
Speaker 1: Let me wear the jersey. Did you wear the jersey?
Speaker 3: If I had, I would have worn it. And let
me tell you something real quick. That was the most
honest conversations ever. Okay, so you guys can say whatever
you want. Every dude there had that guy's haircut. Every
dude had that guy's haircut.
Speaker 1: Build high and tight.
Speaker 3: Huh yeah, the high and high and really tight, really tight.
Speaker 1: Developing now word of a shooting at the Family Research
Council there in Washington.
Speaker 2: One man was so enraged by what the Southern pot
already lostenters said about the Family Research Council he went
to their headquarters to kill people.
Speaker 1: A man shot a security guard in the arm.
Speaker 2: Fortunately that guard stopped the man before he could shoot
anyone else.
Speaker 8: He told the judge that he was there to kill
as many of us as possible because we were a
hate group.
Speaker 2: The Center also smears the Ruth Institute, a Christian group
that believes gays should not have an equal right to stop.
Speaker 3: I just wonder who who's the leader.
Speaker 1: I wonder why his religious beliefs are. Oh, oh yeah,
it's it's I think I think he shows up later, okay,
because we've seen them. I just wonder what he is.
I just no, I mean, I think it becomes obviously. Yeah,
here we got got the issue.
Speaker 14: The issue is what are we doing with kids and
the definition of who counts as a parent. There could
be cases where the best person for a particular child
would be their uncle Harry and his boyfriend. You know
that could be But we owe it to the children
to get them the best we can, which generally is
a married mother and father.
Speaker 1: So you're a hater.
Speaker 2: I respect Poverty Law Center, but the Ruth Institute on
its hate map. The Institute's bank cut them off.
Speaker 14: We've determined that you're an organization that promotes hate violence.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable, real quick, Johnny, who is the who is the
head of the and how can they get your bank
turned off?
Speaker 1: That's so crazy. They got real connections, don't they. I mean,
my god, who could that be?
Speaker 2: Family Research Council are still on the hateless.
Speaker 14: There's no appeal, and I sure don't know how you
get off.
Speaker 2: I suspect the center keeps its hateless long because that
brings in lots of money.
Speaker 14: Morris Jesus salary is more than my entire annual budget.
So yeah, whatever they're doing, it pays.
Speaker 1: It sure does.
Speaker 3: Stop it right there, Johnny, go back just a little bit.
Speaker 1: When you were getting your drink earlier. She shows the mass.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look at that, Johnny. What do you
think there's more dots of? Do you think there's more
hate groups in America? Or more sex offenders who fled
to Israel? What do you think has more dots on it.
Speaker 1: It looks like the country has chicken pox. That's what
it really does. Look like the whole country got monkey pox. Dude,
that's what it looks as a man in a leather
of football jersey. I would think you would know about
monkey pox, Sam, what are you? Gay?
Speaker 14: Tire annual budget? So yeah, whatever they're doing, it pays.
Speaker 3: How hard would you work if you got four hundred
grand to stop hate? Would you just labeling everything hate?
Speaker 1: You know what I might do, Sam, I might actually
pay people to go out there and do hate. Ex
whoa whoa whall. Johnny shows the.
Speaker 2: Civil rights group in America, the richest civil most of
its time and money, trying to make.
Speaker 1: It by you know, this is what Black Lives Matter
aspired to be. This is what they this was their goal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they they didn't play the long game.
Speaker 1: No, they didn't.
Speaker 3: They just like, oh, we gotta get out now this
thing right. I mean, these guys played the long game.
Speaker 1: The long game. John Edwards used to he would like
argue cases alongside them in like the eighties.
Speaker 2: Make more money. They promised to stop fundraising once their
endowment reached fifty five million dollars.
Speaker 1: Listen to this, dude. They promised to stop fundraising once
their endowment reached fifty five mili. Listen to how this
goes on.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, fifty five million dollars, But when they
reached fifty five million, they changed that too one hundred million,
saying that would allow them to cease costly fundraising. But
when they reached one hundred million, they didn't stop. They
collected two hundred million.
Speaker 1: Crazy, then four hundred flyers.
Speaker 2: Now they've got seven hundred and thirty million. Yeah, dude,
they mere people to raise more money, much of which
is an offshore camps, Caymans and places like that. How
do you know, Oh, we look at nine nineties and
it says Cayman Islands.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Now, oh my god, dude, how can we open
a place?
Speaker 2: Actually explicit content in schools? Anti government extremists, Moms for Liberty,
Moms for America are on the Hate Map because they
dare do things like seek school board seats to try
to stop districts from disregarding opinions of parents.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Great the Center puts them on the hate map, but
not Antifa, the hate group that beats up people on
the right. The Center's become a hate group itself. It's
now a left wing money grabbing slander machine.
Speaker 1: So that was John Stossel before. Will you stop it?
Speaker 3: Stop real quick? Will you go to the comments section
and block the Americo seven four five to three for
putting out false information about Raiders Draft?
Speaker 1: Can you please either block.
Speaker 3: Them or put them in a timeout because we don't
need fake bullshit in our common section.
Speaker 1: Time out, time out, talking crap. So there you go.
That was like a couple of years ago from John Stossel.
And then we get just delightful news to me personally
because I've boy, I've hated the Southern Probaty Law Center
for a long time. Yesterday, the Department of Justice announces
that they have an indictment against the Southern Poverty Law
Center that is in SAE. I mean, it's just if
it wasn't backed by it, if it hadn't already gone
to grandjury, I'd be like, this's gotta be a soft
But this is absolute fact from everything they presented.
Speaker 15: We're here today is to announce what the what the
General just told you. The Southern Property Law Center, in
a massive sweeping indictment, has been charged with allegations of
fraud and using the banking system to perpetrate that fraud.
I just want to talk about a couple of brief
things here. The Southern Property Law Center themselves advertised to
raise money to dismantle violent extremist groups for a period
of at least a decade. They used their donor network
to raise money to purportedly dismantle violent extreamist groups. However,
the SBLC, the Southern Property Law Center used the money
they raised from their donor network to actually pay the
leadership of these very groups. I just want to say
that again, they used the fraudulently raised money by lying
to their donor network thousands of Americans to go ahead
and actually pay the leadership of these supposed violent extremist groups.
The groups, as the General laid out, include the Ku
Klux Klan, the United Clans of America, Unite to Right,
National Alliance, the National Socialist Movement, the Aryan Nation Motorcycle Club,
and the National Socialist Party of America, and also the
American Front. In at least one of these matters, our
investigation revealed that funds were used to facilitate the commission
of further state and federal offenses. Totaling over three million dollars.
Speaker 1: Can we stop at first second? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, so what what I'm getting shipped from on Instagram, Facebook, uh, Dylan,
is that they were just paying these people to be informants. Now,
do you think that's what happened? Do you think they
got no bang for their buck and was able to
instigate situations? Do you think that clan people were able
to organize like that? I mean, the whole clan thing
has been a giant syg up since the start, since
its beginning.
Speaker 1: They were informants the way those guys that tried to
kidnap the governor in Michigan were informants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's even if you go back to the
capitalist conspiracy done by gegre Griffin in like the seventies. Dude,
the seventies, it was done. We're talking a fifty year
old doc in which students testified in front of either
the Congress or Senate that billionaires were giving them money
to cause chaos on campus. This has always been it.
This has always been it. You guys don't understand. These
are the same people like ac Blue, which funded BLM.
I'm really starting to wonder how much everyone will get along.
If these elites weren't completely drumming up gasolining culture wars, oh.
Speaker 1: Totally, yeah, I mean it's I mean, it was like
they found out that they were. It sounds like were
connected to the Unite the Right rally, which Alex Jones
got got criticized for say it was a total work.
It turns out it was. Now, I mean, the Southern
Poverty Low Center was funding that. And you have to
doubt anything that's happened though over the past one any
of those large, those large gatherings of h you know,
that seemed just a little too organized, you know, I mean, dude, I.
Speaker 3: Mean obviously the Klan had outfits, right, they had they
had their well pressed whities, right. But dude, Johnny, have
you ever tried to organize anything? I mean, we we
the thousands episodes sold out very quick. It's it's a
show that's loved by a lot of people. Okay, it
organized very quick. It was at a place that's already organized. Okay,
that's why that was able to organize so quickly. Okay,
But have you ever tried to throw birthday party? Have
you ever tried to do?
Speaker 16: It?
Speaker 3: Never goes away? You want, But somehow these guys in
nice khaki pants and tiki torches, like, where do you
buy one hundred three hundred, one thousand tiki torches?
Speaker 1: Where do you go? How do you buy?
Speaker 3: You got buy them bulk? And the choreography is on point,
and someone goes, well, what about the Nazis? The Nazis
were paid to maybe a guess who they paid Hitler? Okay,
Hitler was controlled op who led, you know. And it's
like so funny because I hate to compare Trump to Hitler.
I really hate to do that, because Hitler was a
piece of shit. Trump is garbage too, But obviously Hitler
played a bigger game in a more casualties, right, not
in the way a lot of people are thinking about
in other ways, but just like Trump, just like Hitler,
Trump was used to galvanize a group of people behind him.
And you see that this new rap came out about him,
how everyone thought he was one He turned out to
be just another one, right, just like all the other scumbags.
But that was done on purpose. And what you're seeing
right now is a complete and utter destruction of the
Republican Party because they've been they've gone so bad with
their Zionism, that they're destroying the party, so listen. So
the Democratic Party will always give the Bolsheviks progressives what
they want, because what the Bolshevik progresses want is to
destroy our institutions. And once you destroy the institutions, you
weaken America or you completely destroy if you destroy enough institutions.
Speaker 1: Do you want to see proof of that?
Speaker 3: This is hold on real quick, hold on, just let
me finish this sing and then and then we'll watch this.
The Republicans play to the conservative right. What the conservative
right wants is strong family values, rule of law, strong economy,
strong educational system. The Republicans will not give them that.
They'll give them let's get chicks with dicks out of
the bathroom. So everyone's like, we won something, we are winning, right,
But they'll never give them the other stuff because those
things build up America. They make America stronger. And these
these neo con Zionists and these Bolshevik progressives want the
same thing, the destruction of America. If I hear like
I went to Toronto last week, I can't tell you
how pretty everybody, even the fat people are pretty, you
know what I'm saying. And there's not a lot of
overweight people because the chemicals in their food is it
isn't chunking them up. Okay, this is being done on
purpose in America. Why because the Bank of England has
hijacked our military. They've used their federal reserve to fund
everything you hate. And they've used the military as stormtroopers
to fucking curb stomp round people out of all their shit.
And it's not even about natural resources because they have
all the money. It's really really about destroying the old world,
not having us understand where we're from.
Speaker 1: Okay, can id of show you proof of that? And
this is three seconds it's this is someone found this.
This is an sl SPLC senior fellow. He was in
this documentary about hate. And look what was on the
wall in his office too.
Speaker 3: And my bosses, Johnny, what is it? Does he have
a religion?
Speaker 1: Yes? He does, Okay, then you have to say it.
So look on his wall. You know, at one point
I was no Muslim hate groups. And look below that
what he's tracking year over year from non Hispanic white
population of the US. So he's tracking the white population
of the US as it goes down. That's what he
That's what he's motivated by anti Muslim extremist group's going
down and look twenty nineteen, twenty, nineteen forty, nineteen sixty,
nineteen eighty, it's at eighty percent in nineteen eighty, twenty
twelve sixty four, twenty thirteen sixty three, twenty thirteen sixty two.
That's what that guy is keeping track of in his
personal space at home.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's it's obvious what's happening right here. Yeah,
it's obvious what's happening right here.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: And then you also go into this this Jake Shields
had a guy on I don't know his name is
my apologies. He talked about how Putin works with Israel,
and then that makes you kind of look, let's just
say for a second, that's true. And we kind of
look at what the Ukrainian War is doing. I mean,
they're just slaughtering white Christians over a million, right, and
whether they want to turn turn Ukraine into New Israel.
And we got some guy yelling about all the Jews
tropes and shit like that. It's like, okay, dude, you
can keep playing like that if you want to. My
girlfriend's Jewish, Mitzi Shore Jewish Jesus Jewish. Okay, love Jews,
but if you don't understand what's going on, someone said,
kabala kabbala magic. I've been told by a couple of
people it's not what I think it is. I'm fine
with that. Maybe I get that wrong, but whatever it is,
it's sorcery at the top, at the top, at the
very top, guys at the very top.
Speaker 1: And they are Christians in the SPLC too. We should
say that that Alabama guy, the guy the top attorney
for them, is just a Southern Christian who's just as
happy doing all this evil shit. Yeah them, Yeah, yeah, Okay, Sam,
you can you do your dates while I got a
reset streamyard here because.
Speaker 3: Okay, dude, yeah, Sam finally has the show to guys.
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Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: They were part of that concerted effort to make sure
he had no chance. And I have I was gleeful
when I heard about all this ship that they were doing,
and I just want to say, f F them forever. Uh,
the people over at the SPOC, the hypocrites, And I
feel bad for anybody who was dumb enough to trust
them and send them money, Like especially people because they
have a lot of small donors. Dude, it's not all
big donors. It's like regular people who just are liberal,
you know what I mean. So did you see another
another guy got O'Keefe. This guy, Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Look, dude, you just send a hot chick or a
twink in there, and these guys give away all the secrets.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna have something to say about this.
But Andrew hugg he is the you. He needs a hug. Yeah.
His name is uh. He is the US Chief of
Chemical Nuclear Surety U and he was caught on he
was caught on hidden camera. Uh. He talks about how
dangerous he's like, even starts talking about how dangerous it
is to be looking in the eyes of a hot woman,
because you just start giving up secrets. He says that
he said something to that effect. Yeah, I'll just play
a little bit of this guy then maybe talking Abou
Kamene's son Motaba kamenee uh killing him the film.
Speaker 17: We're gonna we're gonna shoot missiles and destroye of But
if you want to like win.
Speaker 1: If you want to like make the count do what
you're wrong, you have to put people there. She's asking, dude,
I was hearing like did we kill kids in Iran?
Speaker 3: As soon as this chick asked me that, I'd be like, Okay,
are you are you filming this?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, game of chick outside the ones in the comment
section that would ask like, are we like really killing kids?
Speaker 1: Like he's so blinded, but she must be I would
love to see that. She must be smoking hot damn fah.
For sure. They're always dying. The kids always die in war.
So what kind of food do you think they're getting?
This music is terrible. It sounds like it's sushi. I
think they're getting sushi. Music is horrible.
Speaker 9: Full Safety brand chief in the United States Department of
the Army spills detailed information and their possession of nerve agents.
Speaker 1: This is Sarah with a fat rack.
Speaker 3: We're not gonna shoot over this. Sarah fat rack. Everybody
Sarah fat rack.
Speaker 9: And was exposed to the nerve agent.
Speaker 1: Due to well she is, she does have a fat ra.
Speaker 3: How do you think she got the job? Dude?
Speaker 1: You think little titty chicks? Like I watched this thing
about Korea.
Speaker 3: There was this like just like depression into in Korea
and like a million people lost their jobs and like
all the employers are like, yeah, you have to put
your picture in the application, and they were literally like
if you're ugly, we're not hiring you. So that's why
Koreans just keep getting plastic surgery.
Speaker 1: That's so funny.
Speaker 9: Careless handling.
Speaker 5: Shear and she's like, I don't like it.
Speaker 8: She's just like box and yeah, and so it's so
gonna close, so fairy weak.
Speaker 1: So she could she get little catch the stuff people
would catch like a door and then.
Speaker 9: It would then goes on to reveal intimate details about
the US nuclear arsenal.
Speaker 3: So what chick is asking these questions on a fucking date?
Speaker 9: Military has no official plans to nuke Iran, but.
Speaker 5: We're not thinking about.
Speaker 9: We're not an exact method that the US uses to defend.
Speaker 3: I love is.
Speaker 1: Her shirt gets tighter as the uh goes on and dude,
she went on. She starts talking to him about uh
uh Ukraine and he's talking about how Ukraine stole our money.
I mean, she's just like what if a girl goes
on a date with you and all she wants to
talk about are her politics and politics? Yeah, yeah, something
is up, dude. She she's trying to she's trying to
get you, uh where.
Speaker 3: Honestly, if I went on a date with a chick
and I've been on like one date in my life,
everything goes straight to action. These chicks want to test
drive the car right out of the gate.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: And dude, if she if she's not asking me about
x G or you, I know, she's a fed, Right,
she's like, is xally really illegal?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: Will marry him? Okay, you're a real person. If you're like,
oh my god, tell me about like Trump's like policies
on like Muslims, I'm like, okay, wrap it up. What
chick wants to know about policies? What chick is on
a date about policies?
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Yeah, and then there's some part I'm
not going to play all of this because but it's
where he's talking about how like it's dangerous to look
in your eyes. I just want to give it, just say,
you know, like he just starts blabbering.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, this guy's like a five. He's out
with a nine. He's like, I'll give away the family secrets.
You think I care, Let me get a piece of that.
Speaker 10: Have it.
Speaker 1: It makes me think, though you remember the guy we
had on Who's O'Keefe O'Keefe. It makes me I still
wonder now every time we get.
Speaker 3: Hundred percent is Jamie sta In the comment section Happy Birthday,
Jamie Stap Happy Birthday to Yea.
Speaker 1: Starts talking to that.
Speaker 3: I go, hey, man, I gotta go to the bathroom
and then I cut out through the kitchen because I
speak barely Spanish, and then I run out the back
and she has to pay for the dinner. Write that
off on your fucking write that on your fucking your,
your your your give.
Speaker 1: Them you know what, Yeah, I know exactly what you're talking.
Your expense, that put on your put that on your expenses.
Oh a flir for So there's this funny thing that
kids are doing Uh, with scientologists. These Scientologist centers love this, dude.
It's so good, bro. So they are they are doing
what they call speed runs through the Scientology center and
uh it's basically where they just walk in the front
and then just start sprinting to see how deep they
can get into the Scientology centers. Now, I joked on
on Twitter that if you do this with the Mormons,
they just locked the door behind you, you know, and
tune you up. But the Scientologists, it's like something. It's
like a Benny Hill or Is or Keystone Cops or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, try to triple get you passed. First of all,
why are you yelling? They're onto you. Nice move, nice move,
Nice move Asians the jukes.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll leave. That's a good one. There's a few
of these.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but some guys talking about they're mapping it and
they they're trying to go upstairs rs and they keep
going downstairs.
Speaker 1: Interesting, look at this guy.
Speaker 3: See they're going up, but they end up going down.
I let how the one kid doesn't have a mascot
and the rest of them are dressed like pussy riot.
Speaker 1: See they all went downstairs.
Speaker 3: That's your mistake, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're right. Nothing good is downstairs. See they're trying
to map it.
Speaker 3: They guy go upstairs, dude, that's where that's where the
lava monster is. This guy's got This guy played no football.
It takes like one crazy chick.
Speaker 1: He looks like Ben Shapiro. That's so good. There's way
one kid gets hurt, like she scratches him on the
arm or something. Anyway, I just love this. Oh he's.
Speaker 3: Running inside the.
Speaker 1: Recruit big it's uh, they're just being tormented. Uh wait
what is this now?
Speaker 3: Oh slowly slowly that he's gonna shoot it. Have you
noticed that they're they're all like, no, I'm descript people.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, it's so obvious.
Speaker 3: That they they just want to join a group. Like
I've always said this, like if you want to be
famous in l A, you gott to join one of
a couple of groups. Aa hewish, gay or rich kid?
Those are those are how you go up in in
in the ranks in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Did you ever like when your first days in LA
ever almost get got by these folks.
Speaker 3: No, they always wanted to talk to me. I'm like
I don't want to talk. And then and then young
black kids would just run up and just push all
their pamphlets on the on off the table.
Speaker 1: Really. Oh that's funny.
Speaker 3: I was like, resistance, the resistance, Finally a trend I
can get behind.
Speaker 1: You know, this is I'm a big fan of the
the trend.
Speaker 3: Xavier ger local celebrity Xavier Guerra here is just creeping
in the comments section.
Speaker 1: Shout out x G. Hello, shout out x G. Actually
he texted me out the main room. Yeah, congratulations, Yeah
he did then he yeah, congratulations.
Speaker 3: Actually, actually along time she doesn't return my phone calls
makes me yeah, dog, just.
Speaker 1: Call my assistant. Dogs. Just sit it all up. Just
be cool, dog, I'm busy. Yeah. Yeah. He called me
last night and he or text me last night. He
was like, dude, hi, bro, how long does it take
to upload these files? Man? These four K files are
very big?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 1: And he was he was, I have fifteen megabits per
second and it's fifty gigabytes. And I'm like, bro, that's
gonna be like seven hours at least. So he's calling
about you gotta get fiber if you're do something. No, no,
he was doing something. It was just so it was
it wasn't his The cyberduck just wasn't working the other day.
But uh, okay, so Alex Jones, uh we talked last
week or about the President criticizing Alex Jones. Alex Jones
has respect.
Speaker 3: Hey I want I'm a play EXG. You start talking
about the nineteen fifties Boston Celtics. Just start talking about
it like you're interviewing, like Bill Russell.
Speaker 1: Just do it, and then I'm ana pretend I'm x
G on the show. I'm interviewing Bill Russell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just pretend you're interviewing, You're asking him questions, and
you're you're going somewhere with the interviewer.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Bill, I heard this story about Bob Coosey.
Uh it's I heard that he has one of the
greatest uh ever stories.
Speaker 3: Hey real quick man, Hey did Michael Jordan get a
lot of chicks?
Speaker 1: Did you hear if he got a lot of chicks?
Did he get a lot of lady? He is man?
Like I heard that, did he get a lot of chicks?
Speaker 3: Like I heard he banged everything?
Speaker 1: And then Bill Russell is like, that's actually a great question. Hey,
maybe you go okay, good, good question. Yeah. Uh So
Alex Jones responded to the President Amen, what do you
think of like the w NBA, they're all like lesbians
and shit. Yeah, Alex Jones has uh responded to the president.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Here here it is for the second time in a
week and a half.
Speaker 8: President Trump has come out and viciously attacked myself and
other prominent people that have warned about Karan War being
a total disaster, which has been proven to me.
Speaker 1: He calls me.
Speaker 8: A low IQ loser and all the rest of this stuff.
We can have it go now I'm fired, And he
endorses the Democrat Party lawfare against me, the CIA, and
do you rand publicly, Yeah, same groups that target Ran.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 8: His law firm did a forty million dollars settlement with
him last year. It admitted to criminal activity. But he's
now siding with the actual criminals. Let's talk about the
bigger issue first.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 8: Trump had a fifty six approved eaty eight months ago
when Doze was roaring and Elon was there all the
rest of it.
Speaker 5: Now he's got a thirty three.
Speaker 1: He's almost eighty percent of his support.
Speaker 5: In independent time.
Speaker 8: Republicans are going to lose the midterms massively coming up
in just seven months, and even Susie Wallas is holding
that and told the press all that this needs to stop,
but he doesn't care. He is committing political suicide. Yeah,
own movement, and he's turning against all the major pillars
of the movement, blocking RFK Junior, trying to get rid
of the boys and shots all of a sudden, giving
total libel protection to deadly glacys round up.
Speaker 5: He goes on and on.
Speaker 8: So I don't support this new Trump, but this isn't
about his attack.
Speaker 3: Oh shitty idd so fittest flat Earth. He's going to
close that he's sane. Trump is a clone.
Speaker 1: I don't this new Trump. Yeah, I mean he's saying
something here. He's got a little angle that I think
is curious.
Speaker 8: Social and in polls it is wildly unpopular. And he
has all these neocons sick of bands that were his enemies.
And there were Trumpers praising him and saying how great
he is.
Speaker 1: That we only be.
Speaker 8: Arrested because we worked for Katar last year as hell don't.
So here's where we are right now, ladies and gentlemen.
We are at a crossroads, and Trump is committing political suicide.
Speaker 5: Zaphan's term.
Speaker 3: No, I disagree that Sepuku because is an honorable death.
He's not committing honorable death. He's committing unhonorable death because
his job is to implode the Republican Party.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what he's saying right here. He's saying that
he gets to it. He's saying that they he thinks
Trump has made a deal to sabotage the mid terms.
Yep uh, and that that yeah, that's what it's like,
a kind of a controlled demolition of.
Speaker 3: That one percent. Johnny, That's that's what he's doing.
Speaker 1: His job.
Speaker 3: He was sent in and that's why again I'm getting
murdered in the comments section. I will take it. I
don't care if if if this is the issue that
implodes everything, so be it. But his whole job, he
was prophesied. They scripted him in. Everything's been scripted. Okay.
He told us what we want to hear because they
knew that's what we would go for, which was to
save the country. And he's purposely imploding.
Speaker 1: This fucking thing. Bye bye it, dude.
Speaker 3: I mean everyone thinks he's Bill Hicks. I mean I
get everyone's Bill Hicks Bill Hicks because they were alive
at the same time. It doesn't see pictures of young
Alex alive when Bill Hicks was alive.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it doesn't. It doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Kushner is his handler.
Speaker 1: They're not the right age. It doesn't work. Does I know?
Speaker 3: It sounds fun?
Speaker 1: Okay, you can.
Speaker 3: You can have an argument or uh, what's his face
from the doors? It was Rush Limbaugh. Okay, Jim Morrison,
you can have an argument for that. You can have
an argument for fucking uh. You know that the fittest
flat earther is Timothy McVeigh and his wife is Terry Nichols.
Speaker 1: You can have an argument for that. Okay, I do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you know, I mean, now you know, I
mean you would have arguments for this, but there's the
timelines don't match up.
Speaker 1: Also, dude, there's no way Bill Hicks could resist being
funny for this long. Bill Hicks ali shows just not
that that he's as funny, but not in a comic
kind of way.
Speaker 12: Right.
Speaker 1: And Bill Hicks was always if you heard him in
casual conversation, dude, he always had the line ah, yeah,
he was always Yeah, it was just Alex Jones taking
money in a bull in the china shop. Yes, and
that was not Hicks. Hicks was surgical. He was. He
was a great, great orator. Uh you know he was
on stage as a teenager. He Yeah, he was just
completely different energy. So we gotta We talked a couple
of weeks ago about these scientists, Uh, these scientists engaging
in anti gravity research and nuclear research and rocket try
David Wilcock dead, yeah, David Wilcock yeah dead.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 3: If I'm Stephen Greer, I get the fuck out of
the country. Unless so I have a I have a
new theory on this, Johnny. Okay, I just downloaded it
only a couple hours ago.
Speaker 1: Downloaded it from the heavens, from the ether.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where I get most of my ship from. Okay, Okay, Okay,
my theory is and this is possible. I'm not saying
it's what happened, but it is like that they learned
from COVID that they have to get rid of anybody
that could possibly speak out against the syop.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Interesting, So they're taking all yes, I am psychic, thank you,
local celebrity Steve Lafayette. Okay, that they they are eliminating
anyone that could come out and say this is total bullshit,
it's a total lie.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So that's why they're offering these people because these are
the people who work directly with it that could say something,
and they learned, they learned from COVID that they got
to get rid of the quote unquote experts who could push.
Speaker 1: Back one one of these people. What do you think
of that, Johnny, No, I totally buy it. Yeah, sure,
I mean it makes it. We've been feeling for a
while now that they're ramping up to something right like that.
The pressure is building and we feel like it's like,
you know, a tea kettle on the stove, and it's
just a yeah, it's coming.
Speaker 3: Uh So we get all the cool ship, Johnny, we
get World War three, we get arm again, we get
nuclear war, we get Project Bluebean, we get depression. I mean,
my god, how lucky are we bring it all? Maybe
the draft starts at five pm Pacific.
Speaker 1: If you're asking, may you live in interesting times? Uh So?
One of those people is uh is this this woman?
Uh oh yeah, dude, this chick, total crazy story.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 1: Her name is Amy Eskridge. Now I'll just name was. Yeah,
her name was Amy Eskridge.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Now, she was engaged in uh openly and anti gravity research.
Anti I'll just I have three clips here. This is
the first I'll play. UH. Now, she did turn up
dead and and and un alive herself, according to UH
what was her?
Speaker 13: The more we dig into this story, the more we
find after urging from the White House, the FBI, and
other agencies, I think she bleaches her be hole disappearances.
Speaker 1: Of these eleven pan animal.
Speaker 13: Scientists, one of them is Alabama based scientist Amy Skridge.
She was openly studying anti gravity technology when she died
in twenty twenty two. Her death was deemed a suicide
by a self inflicted gunshot wound, but she warned friends
ahead of time that her life could be in danger.
She spoke daily with Frank Milburn, a former British intelligence officer,
about the threats she was getting, and he believes she
was murdered for her work.
Speaker 1: Is that a little weird, by the way, I thought
that that? Did you bump on that all? Like? She
spoke daily to a former British intelligence officer. Yeah, that's
not good. That doesn't help. Yeah, that doesn't help.
Speaker 5: I don't believe that she killed us all.
Speaker 15: I just can't because I spoke to her four hours
before and she told me time and time again, I'm
not going to commit suicide.
Speaker 3: I Am not going to have an accident if there's
something suspicious about how.
Speaker 1: Do you know if you're gonna have an accident. That's
a good point, since she received from Okay, so this,
I'll just read this. Uh, they've already said the word
a few times. We got away with a couple of
weeks ago. Hopefully we're getting away with it now. Oh
by the way, this is from Amy to that guy.
If you see any report that I myself, I most
definitely did not. If you see any report that I
owe deed myself, I most definitely did not. If you
see any report that I off anyone else, I most
definitely did not. H And then you know, not long
as well.
Speaker 3: It's also that they could be using this to push
the sire off even more.
Speaker 1: Uh entirely. I mean, yeah, we've been on the front
lines of this, and we've been kind of been on
the front lines, guys, and yeah, front liners, but you
know what I mean, you get pulled in wrong directions
sometimes when you're right on the you know, you're trying
to attract things as they're happening.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Johnny, we're trying to solve crimes in the dark here.
Speaker 1: So she is a proponent of an idea. I'll just
play a couple of clips from her. She would do
podcasts and talk about the things she was working on. Here.
Here's uh something very interesting.
Speaker 18: It's been independently discovered four other times. He said, it
has been He said, it has been suppressed every single
fucking time.
Speaker 1: What is it my instagram ACOMN. I think they're talking
about anti gravity? Yeah, anti gravity here.
Speaker 3: I thought she was talking about her YouTube channel.
Speaker 1: That would be great, we should do that.
Speaker 3: She's like, listen, Sam Tripley's YouTube channel is so suppressed, we.
Speaker 1: Should do on that. She's dead, but it would be
funny if we didn't. AI were made it like she
was talking about Sam Tripley's YouTube. Sam Tripley's YouTube channel.
Speaker 18: It's been independently discovered four other times.
Speaker 3: Oh well no, yeah, he said, yeah, that's about as
many subscribers four different times.
Speaker 18: And he said, I don't think they're going to suppress
it this time. He said, I think you're in the clear.
He said, they obviously know about you, because I've had
multiple those.
Speaker 3: Behind her.
Speaker 1: I think they're books well on the bottom. Yeah, those No,
I think they're books, Yes, yeah, I think they're books.
Just then some of those No, those are books.
Speaker 18: Various agency affiliations whatever. He was like, if if you
haven't had a US government agent come to you and say.
Speaker 17: Stop, shut the fuck up, stop, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 18: If that hasn't happened, they're gonna let you do it.
They're waiting there like there are SSP motherfuckers that are
fucking twiddling their thumbs, like, is Amy not going to
publish soon?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 18: We've been influencing this bitch forever. Doesn't she know we
want her to publish? Jesus Like, there's multiple people doing
that right now, and on the other side of the fence.
Speaker 3: I also be disrespectful. But she looks like she's having
coke trip right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's got that energy, doesn't she up ers?
Or she that uh huh? Yeah, now she is eating
I will say, I say, you see later that she's eating.
So it's possible it's just that, But yeah, I got
she's definitely got speed energy for sure.
Speaker 18: Parties looking at each other like, didn't we tell this
bitch three years ago that we kill people for this?
Is she not listening? What is she doing? She's still
doing it.
Speaker 17: What we told her we were going to kill her
three years ago. So I have these two, like, I
have these.
Speaker 18: Two different scenarios floating constantly in my life where I
have people being like, do it, do it, do it,
You're the one, do it. And then I have multiple
people people being like they're gonna kill you.
Speaker 1: So that's super super interesting to me. Yeah, super what's
your take? What do you think of that? Like the
idea that some people who would know are saying, like,
you're yeah, you're good if nobody's And then because she
says this thing right, she's like, if they haven't told
you they're gonna off you, you're good. And then she
says they have told me they're gonna off me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I can't believe a chick can't tell story.
That's unbelievable. I've never heard of that before. But I'm
not a word of a woman who can't tell you
a straight story. That's unbelievable. If money, if words cost money,
women would file bankruptcy every day.
Speaker 1: So then she shares this idea of what et is,
what extraterrestrials are. Oh yeah, dude, this is wild.
Speaker 17: Well, so the alter terrestrials. I'll just tell you the
ulter terrestrials.
Speaker 18: I think have you heard of the P fifty two's
and the pe I love the.
Speaker 3: Fifty two Go if you want to.
Speaker 1: Come about the world that Rome Rome, if you want to,
oh raw, if you want to roam Aro. Also the
B fifty two. Yeah, they were they were great, great band,
great band. She's saying P fifty two.
Speaker 3: Oh, different band.
Speaker 18: Yeah, they're us from the future. They're from here, they
are you, they are me, They're from here, from the future.
P forty seven is present plus forty seven thousand years.
WHOA P fifty two is present plus fifty.
Speaker 1: Two thousand years five years apart.
Speaker 18: Basically, there's a calamity thousand years, right, So there's like
a apocalypse scenario in.
Speaker 1: The near future, okay, when.
Speaker 18: It wipes out most of like everything man. And there's
the ones that go underground and survive, right, there's the
ones that somehow stay on the surface and miraculously don't die.
Speaker 1: They're called the appellations. Yeah, yeah, I mean there stands
the reason, right, there'll be some people that would So
if you dig into that this P fifty two, it's
also like they're from alternate timelines, which is, uh, dude, this.
Speaker 3: Is the best fucking comment from Ryan comes comes Ski
the Mets will still be paying Bobby Ben.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure maybe that. I think that's the
last year of Shoho Tani's deferred money from the Dodgers too.
So the yeah, the P fifty two Okay, the time
traveler thing is interesting because I've also heard that they're like,
in alternate timelines.
Speaker 3: Can she ask them if we still have to pay
taxes forty seven years two years from now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the only thing that still works is the
I r S. That's the only government agency that survives
the nuclear holocaust. Yeah, they talk about I just want
to Okay, let me see if I can find They
talk about how there is a future they're like alternate
futures one where there's no nuclear apocalypse, but we are
all subjugated by the Chinese Communist Party basically, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: So the autistics, it's either gonna be like uh tech
aughts that are running everything right now, or it's going
to be uh Chinese aughts. So either way we get
autistics running everything at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean sure, Yeah, it's uh this is Uh,
I'm trying to where where the hell is There's a
clip that I saw the other day that I pulled,
but then it just miraculously got deleted from my computer.
Something we've talked about before. Uh, it's this where she
talks about it. No, this is the same one we
are so anyway. So but yeah, it's someone like did
like a timeline of it where you can the uh
how the timeline kind of branches and it's yeah, I
don't I don't know which one i'd rather live in.
You know, I probably don't want a nuclear holocaust for
everybody dies. But if you don't believe in nukes, then
what what what is a What is a nuclear holocaust?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 1: Sam? I know?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, we don't know if there's gonna be one, Johnny.
They just keep telling you that there's gonna be one.
You don't know it. It could be big bomb, go boom.
We don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be here.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sorry, dude, I'm more and more it
just seems more.
Speaker 1: What does a peace stand for? Dude?
Speaker 3: It stands for present? Yes, Yes, that's the peace stands
for or pu tang. Yes, it could be either.
Speaker 1: One of those Yeah, it totally could be. That's entirely uh.
Speaker 3: Pu tang plus forty seven dudes.
Speaker 1: So yeah, anyway, I I'll try to find more information
about that for next week. Johnny, please deeper. But I
don't see it? Did did? Did you see this? So
John Fogerty was talking about what happened all his money?
It's he went on Rogan and it's the craziest story, dude.
And he finds out while on Rogan that it was
actually the CIA that stole all his money, like he
didn't even know it. Did you see this? It is?
It is so crazy, bro.
Speaker 12: The first trial was about basically the band had lost
its life savings, all of us InCred in the record
company had gotten us into.
Speaker 1: If you don't know, he's the lead singer and songwriter
from Credence Clearwater, Johnny sing one.
Speaker 3: Of their songs. So are the youth know what that is?
Because you're so good singing. It's just sing one song
we might get copies strong.
Speaker 1: Nobody needs to hear that. Come on, Johnny, I want
to hear it. No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 3: Come on, Johnny, just sing one song, just going home
from Illinois at the front Hallboy got to get home
and take the rest.
Speaker 1: On the punch. There you go, There we go, dude,
Johnny nail off shore tax plan.
Speaker 12: And I'm saying this with a smile because nowadays it
just sounds so.
Speaker 1: So he got lured into an offshore tax plan where
he's saving big on taxes.
Speaker 12: You know, some guy comes walking up to you and
got a trench code on a corner in New York City,
Every buddy, you know, you probably gonna avoid that guy.
But the record company was in this tax thing, and
for all we knew, we were going to be paying
ninety percent income tax, right, I mean.
Speaker 1: The tax.
Speaker 12: Laws are pretty pretty stringent and pretty high, and so
they offered us, or basically kind of ushered us into
this Plantag offshore tax plan and it would allow us
to pay a lot less taxes, probably somewhere between ten
and twenty percent something like that. So it was a
huge financial savings for us. I can tell you that
the name of this particular thing was a bank in
the Bahamas called Castle Bank, and we had it checked out,
I mean the people on our site and the band
had it checked out by our people, our own accountant.
The bass player's father was an entertainment lawyer and had
a big firm among that.
Speaker 1: So Jamie goes and looks up Castle Bank and then
look what they get to here check this out, Oh Jesus, yep.
So here it is.
Speaker 3: The bank was being used by the CIA.
Speaker 7: To funnel money covert military operations, including those at Andros Island,
a staging area for anti Castro activities.
Speaker 1: So you they were stealing your money. How I just
found that, I don't know. I just typed it in
and went to the Wikipedia and I was like, WHOA,
that's interesting, so interesting.
Speaker 3: I didn't know any of that. You didn't know until now?
Speaker 1: Oh I knew that now?
Speaker 3: Or I suspect, yeah, did you know that up until now?
Speaker 5: Or did you just find it out just now?
Speaker 12: You could tell me a lot of things right now,
and I'd say, oh, yeah, I guess assume all that
stuff was kind of happening, but I didn't know it
at the time.
Speaker 5: In the.
Speaker 1: So they stole they stole all of their money, by
the way. They So what he says later is that
they went to get their money out and there, and
then the bank is like, oh, we're having like some
some kind of problems. So we had to like temporarily
suspend it, and then the bank just disappeared. Dude, they
just the CIA walked off with all of Creden's clear water.
Speaker 3: About Oh my god, dude, isn't that crazy they just stole.
That reminds me of the Israeli that stole all my
crypto exact same thing. Got to get my mind back
our experiencing trouble.
Speaker 1: Right now, Well, it's the exact same thing, except this
was going to CIA and that's going to Israel. Well,
I guess it all place, doesn't try? He tried.
Speaker 3: They caught him at the They caught him there, dude.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to do a shout out give some
credit to the Strokes. Did you see they were at
they might They were at Coachella, which is not a
place for people. Uh, they were at Coachella playing and
uh they oh wow, boy the boy. They don't want
this out there down left and right of course they
start talking showing during one of their songs all of
the damage that Israel has done during the war. Uh,
I found another lip of it right here, and all
the leaders assassinated by the CIA and the US government,
and it's absolutely wonderful. You can just it's like a
Roger Waters concert and you see a plane crash nineteen
eighty one, Cia suspected Jacob Arbn's overthrown in nineteen fifty four. Uh,
Salvador something also off by overthrown by this. Think about
all these Coachella. It's all these people high, you know,
and and all these like chicks with their titties hanging out.
And then they come in out there harsh in the mellow.
It shows over thirty universities. It's destroyed in Iran, and.
Speaker 3: I guess that university was destroyed. Why they were fucking
playing and.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's a last last university standing in Gaza.
And then you just see it just evaporated, evaporated. Why
you so mean to change? I mean, it's change fault.
Imagine that though, dude, You're being like, you're just some
chick who just wants to have a chill time when
your titties hanging out. And then the Strokes come on
and start talking about talking about genecide. Uh, and they
so on stage also he's talking about, yeah, we're just
here to loop you up for Justin Bieber and and
like start kind of like casually shitting on the other
music there and and uh, let me hold on like it.
They've deleted so much of it. Oh yeah, okay, here okay,
so here is uh this it's Julian Casablancas, the lead singer.
This is him doing one of those subway interviews. He's
just a great guy. Check out the Strokes. Great the
most controversial one. You do.
Speaker 19: Well, it's been nice having a career.
Speaker 5: Let's go down with the shift, Captain.
Speaker 19: American Zionists are get the benefits of, you know, white
privileged people, but talk like they are black people during slavery.
Speaker 1: I've never seen something so shocking. Isn't that great? I mean,
he's like, he's a real.
Speaker 3: How long have I been saying that, Johnny? Yes, I
know what the media and what Hollywood has tried to
convince you white supremacists were where Zionists were. Really, that's
really how they are and the reason they believe that.
And everyone could give me shit and I get shipped
all the time. And maybe it's not kabbala. I mean,
if you ask Adam Green, that's what he says it is.
And the guy who's an expert on that, they literally
think we're cattle. That's why they film everything they do. Okay,
it's the same thing as when Joe Rogan goes and
hunts elks and he takes a picture of the elkie shot.
It's the exact same thing. That's why they film everything.
That's why they glowed about it, because they literally think
that they're they're mowing the lawn and that, and that
they are bringing order to the chaos. They think we
are the chaos. They think they're the chosen ones because
they got God's energy inside them, and that's exactly what's happening.
So everyone can hate me. I don't think it's all
the Jays. I think Jay's I have a lot of
j friends, and this why I'm gonna lose everybody. I
don't think it's I don't think it's everyone on our line,
on our level.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's as you move up every power pyramid. Can
you hear me?
Speaker 3: I can hear you.
Speaker 1: Can you guys hear Sam? It might just be me,
Oh dude, did I get too close? Damn? Can you
hear us? Let me one too? They can hear us,
got it, I'll hear us.
Speaker 3: I So that's what's going on, dude, And people can
get angry fighting with each other on the same level.
Never going to cure anything. If you're worried about hate speech,
if you're worried about being called names, if you're worried
about these labels that they put on you, you're never
going to change anything. If you're if you're first, your
first thing is is I don't want to be called names.
I don't want to be seen as a hateful person.
You're never going to change anything, ever. Okay, It's just
the way it is, dude. Some things will never change.
Speaker 1: Can you hear me? Yeah? Okay, he's totally right.
Speaker 3: And now it takes some like Hips or rock Star
to say it, say it, and everyone's ino.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm getting everybody back from you, Johnny. Everybody was like, uh,
how about now? Is that better? They're saying Coachella hasn't
uh has an issued a statement yet? It's ah, they
were that was highly controversial. Okay, A couple other funny
things to end. I know you gotta get out of here.
You can hear me, right, Yes, I can hear you, yes, yes, Uh.
There's a new there's a new super Troopers film coming out.
I know we can't play trailers here, but I encourage
you to go. Uh watch the trailer if you're if
you're so inclined, if you grew up in the nineties, Uh,
it looks like it's gonna be pretty funny. So David Byrne,
who I'm gonna go see next month, was on stage
in Santa Barbara and they had a launch at the
same time while he was while he was on stage,
and he just kind of points out and everybody's like,
Oh my god, this is it's gotta be rad to
see this.
Speaker 20: Check this out, dude, what is that?
Speaker 1: What is that? It says it's a launch from Van
Van Uh, it's a it's a rocket launch. It's uh
what do they say here?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: The Falcon nine, Uh SpaceX. Isn't that crazy? Imagine just
being being in a concert and then this things just
starts streaking across the sky. Pretty cool? Yeah, crazy days
we live in here. The Undertaker uh planted Tony Hinchcliffe
through the table. That was great. Uh Trump Tony Hitchcliff,
Oh isn't he isn't he? Yeah, he's so much. He's
having such a good uh life. This incarnation, According to
a retired CIA analysts, take it for what it's worth. Uh.
Larry Johnson during an emergency meeting last Grandmama, Grandmama. During
an emergency meeting last Saturday, President Trump tried to quote
use the nuclear codes on Iran and was stopped by
General Dan Kane. Again, take it for what it's worth,
It's okay.
Speaker 3: So the question becomes, who do you believe the guy
trying to get.
Speaker 1: As no, that was this is not that guy. This
is I know, but or.
Speaker 3: The guy who said they're that Trump and he says
we're not gonna nuke. They say we're gonna nuke. So wait,
they're both saying, well, the young guy saying they're not
going to the other one's saying he's going to. Okay,
somebody just asked, what my amazing jersey's made of leather?
Speaker 1: What do you think he's got pleather? Jersey? On? Come on, dude,
do you think I do pleather? Bro? So Eric Swallwell,
it got worse for him. Clips came out of him
with with with with the what appears to be a
high end escort, possibly vegas. Eric Swallwell, yeah, so, oh
yeah they have. They did The Newsweek did forensic analysis
using AI to confirm it was his face.
Speaker 3: Short clips analyzing the reports from adult male kissing an
unidentified woman inside what appears for real quick, real quick.
My question to you, Johnny is what makes her a
high end escort?
Speaker 1: That's just what everybody's online is saying, because you can
see all these women like in the background with kind
of these nerdy looking guys and they're in Vegas. So
that's what that's what people have put together. They think
she's an escort, but.
Speaker 3: No, she's an adult film star. They found out who
she was.
Speaker 1: Oh oh really, Oh well, she's a porn stot.
Speaker 3: So you're.
Speaker 1: I'm sure she's not escorting. Man?
Speaker 3: What what is the determines whether you are high end hooker?
Speaker 1: How much it costs?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's got to be it, because that that snatch
has miles, so it can't be that. It's how much
do you charge to hit that hit that you that
rental car? Pussy?
Speaker 1: I didn't know she was a porn star. That's great,
this guy, you know, it's funny, I was, I tweeted.
I was like, if I'm a Democrat, I'm like, finally
we found our guy. You know that we have one
final guy that we know is into adult like grown
up like grown up, grown ass women. Like they should
be pushing him out for president, not for governor. Let
me see, is there anything else that absolutely needs to Uh?
Oh yeah, dude. Did you see this Indian guy that
made like hundreds of thousands of dollars pretending to be
a maga hot blonde chick. Oh yeah, it's so how
dumb we guys are.
Speaker 3: I hear another woman talk about how hard it is
to live in the patriarchy when fake women are making
six figures, I'm gonna lose my mind.
Speaker 1: This shows what happens when a man gets the resources
the you know, the physical resources of a hot chick,
he makes his life savings. A comely MAGA influencer who
racked up millions of followers with patriotic content of her
posing in a bikini while fishing, drinking cores, light and
shooting goods has been unmasked. I'll check anything. It says
right there, Sam oh okay, yeah, I mean it's the
next sentence as Oh no, that's the guy who did
It's sorry, dude, has been unmasked as an Indian man
who put himself through med school on the proceeds of
his trickery. Immigrant meant Sam A twenty two year old
orthopedic surgeon in training to Old Wired that he got
the idea to sell AI generated images of a young
woman in a bikini while scrounging for money in school
and trying to save up enough to immigrate to the
US after graduation. Bring him, let him in. This is
the kind of person we need. He turned to Google's
Gemini AI service and decided to create a quote hot
girl crafted specifically for Maga Conservative the Maga Conservative niche
after the software told him that the conservative audience, especially
older men in the US, often have higher disposable income
and are more loyal. This is her right here. Look
at that. We are just monkeys, dude, monkey money bro.
It's so funny. And now that's how that's how Emily
Hart was born. According to her profile, she was a
registered nurse with Jennifer Lawrence Luz who offered red meat
posts to lonely Conservative America.
Speaker 16: So she's a trans One post showed her firing a
rifle with a caption that reads, if you want a
reason to unfollow Christ is king abortion, his murder, and
all illegals must.
Speaker 1: Be deported while this guy's trying to get in the country.
Pov it is so great. Dude.
Speaker 3: That just lets you know how dumb guys are.
Speaker 1: It's just so dumb. She posted pov you were assigned
intelligent at birth, but you identify as a liberal. Sam
told the magazine every day I'd write something pro Christian,
pro Second Amendment, pro life, anti abortion, anti woke, and
anti immigration. The account quote blew up, and Emily Hart
had ten thousand followers within a month. Every reel he
posted got millions of views and earned him more followers.
Look at this, dude, unpopular opinion and this is her
sitting on a porch looking like a badass. Clearly a
fake photo. By the way, if you thought this was really,
you're an idiot. People who don't respect America should be
kicked out of our great nation. Drop flag emoji if
you agree. A so hilarious. He then cashed in on
the AI model's appeal, selling MAGA theme T shirts and
creating account on OnlyFans competitor Fanview, where paid subscribers could
access leude AI generated content. Oh baby, they they By
the way, Fanview distinguishes himself from only Fans by allowing
AI generated content on their platform. You gotta have a hook, dude.
You gotta have a hook. He was raking in thousands
of dollars per month. He said, I was spending maybe
thirty to fifty minutes of my day and I was
making good money for a medical student in India. Even
in professional jobs, you can't make this kind of money.
Look at that go down.
Speaker 3: That is the peak of the easiest life you'll ever have. Yeah,
right by just faking that he made so much money.
That's how easy it is. That's how easy it is.
Speaker 1: I heard he now owns a town in Ohio. Actually,
like Dave Schappelle's just isn't that beautiful? That's a beautiful story, bro,
That's one of the funniest things.
Speaker 3: I mean, I love that he's making fun of us,
and then his people like like like they just have
an essay gangs, And I.
Speaker 1: Don't think he's even making fun of us. I think
he's just he asked the Ai like who would be
the biggest.
Speaker 3: Like money, I mean, like dude, blonde, blue eyes, pink bhole.
I mean, dude, that's what everyone's looking for.
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, last thing and then we'll do Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: It's soul is Sam Does anyone care?
Speaker 1: Javier Malai uh is just pimped himself out to Israel.
We've learned you're the the Argentinian president. I don't have
to see. Oh he's such a piece of so here
he is in Israel. Uh this, Glenn Greenwall tweeted this
Argentine President Javier Malai still in Israel, literally dancing and
singing for net Ya. Who's a movie?
Speaker 3: I mean, dude, you want to be crazy there. I
know people in LA that their career blew up when
they said they were gay. They literally, hot young chicks
will come out as bisexual or gay just for clout.
This guy converted to Udaism and became the leader of
a country and sold them the fuck out.
Speaker 1: You're so right, dude. Look at and then look at him,
just a dancing monkey here on stage. Look there's the Uh,
there's the genocidist right there, just clapping his hands with
his crazy wife. Look at them. I mean, just horrible, dude,
that guy. What a loser, What a loser? Anyway, you
don't do super chats, Yeah, do the super chat super
chat that shit. Okay, let me make sure because it's
doing that thing where it shows us the ones from
last week. Okay, uh, okay, Joe at the White House. Uh,
this is from T Perez. How was four to twenty
with XG Like.
Speaker 3: She knocked it out of the park, like she dominated
another one of my disciples. I did it?
Speaker 1: Did you that way? I think we were talking about it,
but it wasn't recorded. They had like, uh, like she
was saying, they had like a some guy with a blower.
Speaker 3: A leaf blower turned into a bong. If you look
at the pictures of the Comedy Store, it's literally it
looks like it's on fire. There's so much smoke.
Speaker 1: Let me see. Uh yeah, it's like it's it on
the what on the patio or something? Yeah, all right,
I had to log out to get it so that
I could see, uh Dickhead's Instagram profile. I can't anyway. Yeah,
it's just smoke everywhere on the patio, the Coming store,
Rebel with the colast seventy seven. I don't think Rogan
sold out, Trump sold out first, and Joe is calling
in a favor before everything else falls part. That's basically
how I see it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I see it too. I mean, like,
what are we talking about here?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, because I mean how often do you have
an inn and you probably have one favor you can
call in with the most powerful man in America purportedly,
you know, like on the surface. Uh yeah, you got
to pick a big issue and then leverage it right,
leverage the relationship Ti Perez again, says David Wilcock. Ever
on TFH Go Raiders, he was not, was he? Yeah?
Was David Wock Was David Wilcock Ever on tf.
Speaker 3: No he wasn't Unfortunately no?
Speaker 1: And he uh yeah. As we mentioned, he's another guy
who is like a paranormal writer and YouTuber and he's
also a dad here. It's been a weird time to
be and around anything spooky uh time and Tonini time
and Toanini. I hope I'm saying that right.
Speaker 3: Tim anton dude, Tim Antononi.
Speaker 1: Tim oh okay, of course, Tim Antononi. Uh, Sam and
Johnny Uh. The tf h bs and Doom have been
incredible recently, Mad. Respect for you all constantly being under
public scrutiny and still being able to be funny and
positive is amazing. Are we under public scrutiny?
Speaker 3: I mean you we got a guy making fucking videos
about some of us getting clout slandering me.
Speaker 1: I suppose, uh again, says called Dana fight at the
White House. Uh you versus big chin who's big? Oh oh,
fittest floor for you? Captain major underbite, as I call him.
Speaker 3: I think he would probably kill me. He's a former
gym teacher.
Speaker 1: He's a big dude. He's a big dude.
Speaker 3: I don't know how big he is. I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: He's he posts like shit of him all the time
doing like rucking and stuff. Yeah, he's what's rocking. That's
where you put on a weighted vest and like run
kill me.
Speaker 3: No, I've never done that. I did some workout. Yes, today,
my shoulder hurts. What kind of workout I was working?
I was working something with resist.
Speaker 1: It's training, Okay, the most generic thing you could possibly Yeah,
my shoulder hurts. Got and it's like, ah, go, Gothain says,
get m I a the singer's EMF clothing. Well, you know,
I've always liked her. She's got EMF clothing. That's a
business we should be in.
Speaker 3: By the way, what I came up with some some
idea and he says it's too expensive to do. I go, dude,
do you want to make money or do you want
to make money?
Speaker 1: Here's a I mean, I've been saying for a while,
you should sell your own rocks, the EMF rocks.
Speaker 3: You should just have those random rocks from outside my house. Yeah,
but I mean, what if I started doing podcasting in
that first olfit I just showed up like a baked potato.
Speaker 1: Hey man, it might help you, dude, after all the
ship you're talking about, it might.
Speaker 3: I know, dude, I know, dude, I'm in.
Speaker 1: I know, I'm getting. I know I'm getting. I'm gonna
get you this bucket hat right here. Oh, I would
tot ted foil hat.
Speaker 3: Oh, come on, let's get a bucket hat.
Speaker 1: Should we just? Should that be our thing? We just
wear teminfoil hats while we do temfoil hat. Yeah. We
could just show up places in a uniform. This could
be our uniform, like wear a crew. That'd be kind
of cool. Uh. Kim Ferris shout out, paypig MC dollars
for impeccable ad. You love you guys.
Speaker 3: Ok, okay, Johnny, you're crushing.
Speaker 1: In sarcasm, MF mother F and Damien says, loyal loyalty
is as rare as authenticity these days.
Speaker 3: It's it's crazy to me how people don't see that
It's like unbelievable to me.
Speaker 1: It's just like how that.
Speaker 3: Scene is like a negative probably standing behind people when
the world comes after them. It's just my friend got
cues of essay, and I know it was real. I
did a show with him, like it's like, come on, dude,
what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: Props the off keeping it real? Uh much? Love no Diddy,
he says.
Speaker 3: No Diddy, no doubt.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was, I was checking out something
last night. There was this huge Christian band in the
nineties called DC Talk, and they had had this singer,
this black guy with dreads who like always seemed kind
of film and it came out like not terribly long
ago that he was like like making commans on like
to dudes that whole time, like and it was just
like an open secret and Christian rock like that. One
of the lead the lead singers are one of the
biggest bands and wanted like he was.
Speaker 3: Conservatives get taken down. Progressives get taken down when they
say the M word or they say slurs for gays.
That's how they get taken down.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then conservatives get taken down when they just start
doing gay shit.
Speaker 1: Okay, but why would you go into Christian rock if
you know you liked.
Speaker 3: Maybe he loves Jesus and but men buttholes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess bro. Well, anyway, that was I thought
that was interesting. I guy his last name is Tate.
I can't remember his first name, but uh, the guy
from DC Talk and the later singer of Newsboys. If
you know that Australian band, He's he's uh, he's he's
a gay dude. Glackoma spelled like the pistol. Uh, says
Take on Epstein email listing NBA championships. I haven't seen that.
What is he talking about?
Speaker 3: I know he did a blog about the NBA, but
I didn't see he picked it. Who's gonna win?
Speaker 1: Let me see what do you mean? Epstein was blogging
about the NBA title NBA He loved the NBA. Fascinating, fascinating,
fascinat Okay, Tim Antononi again says, please block Chappie Chap.
Speaker 3: Chappie Chap is talking some smack, but.
Speaker 1: I didn't see. I try to stay out of the
chat if I can. He it. It just distracts me. Uh,
Tina says Sam. Why do you have to shout stop
every twelve seconds during a thirty nine second clip.
Speaker 3: John six Tina ak Indian man from India, zip it,
that's the show.
Speaker 1: Shout stop but his shout stop, Dude.
Speaker 3: This hot chick has just giving us all that cash.
Speaker 1: Shout out Kim Song for his song for us again.
Johnny Moore, gay dollars, You guys are the best. Thank
you appreciate love those gay dollars. Dude. Dufest Dog says
Glenn Greenwald's quote husband dies from gastro intestinal infection. If
you can believe that boy's problematic, Yeah, that's for sure.
Damien's occupational hair hazard. Damian Quinn says, really good to
meet you in Toronto.
Speaker 3: Uh, Toronto.
Speaker 1: Toronto is how you say Toronto?
Speaker 3: Toronto? I say Toronto. I don't say Toronto. Maybe I do.
Speaker 1: I think they say it like Toronto up there, Trono.
I was the guy with the Raiders hoodie. If good,
then store Canadians.
Speaker 3: I love the Raiders hoodie. There's a Raider hat there.
There's a lot of Raiders fan Rob who co owns
the catacombs. His girlfriend's way too hot for him. That's Toronto.
You go to Toronto, you could be a seven as
a guy six seven and you can get a ten.
There's so many hot chicks there.
Speaker 1: Oh dude. Canadian women lovely and they're.
Speaker 3: They're gorgeous because they don't have all the chemicals in
their food, that's why.
Speaker 1: And they're in need of like a nice conservative man,
you know, like.
Speaker 3: Johnny guy from North Caro, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Real American sausage. If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: Oh, Johnny, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 12: Bro.
Speaker 1: South Side Ronan says, two dollars to sponsor the hat
love from Chicago. I love you guys, thank you, and
then switch gear as Wow coming in heavy with fifty
Canadian dollars.
Speaker 3: That's like twelve American dollars.
Speaker 1: Your Toronto show crushed? What I was the guy that
showed you the picture of the cutting board I made.
You can't tell you Canada, bro, Johnny and I have
one thing in common. We both can't visit each other's country.
Speaker 3: Why can't you visit there, Johnny?
Speaker 1: I can go to Canada. I'm not sure what you
mean by that.
Speaker 3: Johnny can go there?
Speaker 1: Ex she can. Oh he's got mister Manhattan there as is.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I love that guy. This guy, dude, Canadian
love Blue dick, that's what I got for that whole thing.
Speaker 1: And then finally, uh, the Conspiracy Smoke Show.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh everybody's favorite, the redneck pro wrestler.
Speaker 1: Oh, she the one that beats the shit out of
other chicks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she beats the shit out of fat trail park kicks.
Speaker 1: Love you guys.
Speaker 3: At to be she never paid it off. I'm not
going to bring that up again.
Speaker 1: Really. Oh well oh yeah, oh yeah, I wonder how
what was the payment for that?
Speaker 3: I can't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sounded kind of I can't talk about it, dude,
did you speaking of trailer parks, did you know that
there's this Polish group that cos plays American rednecks like
they do like a h They every year around July fourth,
they have where they go into this role playing game
in like where they make a trailer park in the
woods Poland. And these are so this is real, this
is pre dates ai. Uh, these are photos of Polish
people cosplaying as Americans. I love a role playing game.
I love that donut.
Speaker 3: Yeah we're fat.
Speaker 1: Look at this chick trailer park trash.
Speaker 3: Look at how shorts are Yes, that's trash.
Speaker 1: Does look like your racking bone? Jeans that you got
with the trash.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Look at this thug life guy. Oh yeah, that guy
is so white trash. Look at that wigger right there.
Look at this dude, you got the handlebar mustache. Look
at that.
Speaker 3: They love America in Poland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at her.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, well she doesn't look like white trash. She
looks like she is ready. She's Antifa.
Speaker 1: Roller shorts are short, damn roller derby. Look at her,
she's got like a Nagan baseball bat.
Speaker 3: I like that a lot, dude, she's white trash like.
Speaker 1: This, she's getting like role playing getting arrested by the car.
I love that dude.
Speaker 3: They know America, Well, she's a she's a liberal, nice
liberal woman with the white trash.
Speaker 1: I don't it's not all white trash. It's just sterious
white people from America. American culture. Yeah, America, American culture. Okay,
respect this guy is there. Look at her?
Speaker 3: Is that trans or is that real chick?
Speaker 1: I think this is the chick to say that she's hot.
Isn't that weird? Look keep out united, we stand.
Speaker 3: I love that dude.
Speaker 1: She works at NASA.
Speaker 3: I guess she'd probably be one of the dead scientists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, isn't that. I'd love to go to
this dude and just uh drop in on. They say
that Americans found out about it and start sending them
like because they can't get red solo cups over there,
plastic cups. Uh, so they started sending them ships.
Speaker 3: Oh you're making fun of us, let us help.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that's a chick. Look at those fat bammies.
Speaker 1: I like her anyway.
Speaker 3: Hey you want American kid? Hit me up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What is more? UFO? I write notes like when
I'm in the line at the check out and stuff.
Anytime I said, Johnny, I gotta go Okay, uh okay,
this will be the last thing. This is more or
this is Benny Johnson talking to a guy who's saying
there's a secret site in another country built around a
UFO crash. That it's too big to move, so they
just built the base around it.
Speaker 11: That you have a you have a clearance, and you
have the ability to go into a skiff or the skiff.
Speaker 1: I've always wanted to go into a city class.
Speaker 11: I heard that about you and get briefed on what
the federal government has as far as UFO evidence. You
made a claim this weekend that I thought was remarkable.
A craft too big to move? Can you impact that
for US?
Speaker 3: Can you impact that?
Speaker 4: I was told that in a skiff and also outside
of one, that there.
Speaker 1: Is a craft.
Speaker 3: What's a skiff, Johnny?
Speaker 4: In a foreign country?
Speaker 1: It's a room or a place where it's like I
think it's like sound. It's kind of like the cone
of silence. To remember that. It's where you can get
classified information, where you can share classified information that is too.
Speaker 2: Big to move.
Speaker 4: They built a building around it. It is, it's in
a foreign country, and it is a US installation. I
can't say anything more than that.
Speaker 11: It's sounds like a US military based installation.
Speaker 4: I can't really say anything more than that. What I
can say is that it would be quite a trip
to get there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to continue to do research. Where do you
think that is? Dude? Are they saying right here? Are
they suggesting where it is? What is? What is is it?
South Korea? Is that what they're looking at right now?
Speaker 3: Of course it's South Korea? They all look like.
Speaker 1: Aliens anyway, that's it from US, Uh, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I'm a descend descendant of Gilgamesh, and you know that
respect me.
Speaker 1: We we have learned that you do have some uh
you know, distant, very distant connection to Gilgamesh.
Speaker 3: Go to India, Frank Bauers, just go to freaking India.
Speaker 1: He says. We don't say Toronto, we say Toronto Toronto.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, God.
Speaker 1: Love you, says Tim.
Speaker 8: So.
Speaker 3: I put Johnny, I put out so many ads for Texas,
but I put the wrong website. So I spent hundreds
of dollars and sent them to the wrong website.
Speaker 1: That's funny. This is fifty knocks whatever n oks are?
What is the n okay? Do you know that currency is.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, that is Norwegian chrome. That's equal to eleven eleven cents.
Speaker 3: Awesome, dude, Thank you, dud.
Speaker 1: One Norwegian chrome is eleven cents. So that's all right, dude,
thank you. Do you mean the city of London when
you say the Bank of England it's.
Speaker 3: Yees basically, yes, okay, that's what and that's it from
the super chests. I love you guys, Thank you guys
so much. What's the word today, dude? Autistic Chinese. That's
the word today. The phrase today is autistic Chinese. Let's see.
Please please tweet us if you heard the word that
means you got to the end. And you know, Johnny,
I got make a new shirt. Korean Jesus. Everyone's been
bringing up Korean Jesus. What do you call him? Suzaki Suzuki,
Suzuki Jesus. I gotta bring that up.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring up Suzuki Jesus. All right?
Speaker 3: Are you asking if Asians have autism? They're all autistic?
Speaker 1: Am I asking? No?
Speaker 3: In the chat they're asking if Asians are autistic? Suzuki Jesus.
I mean my God, God Gilgamesh through Saint Saint Francis Bacon.
Speaker 1: I am important, dude. I've been selling so many baseball
cards on eBay, like just killing it.
Speaker 3: I know, Johnny, nice, try Johnny.
Speaker 1: Can you buy that? Then you gave me It's fantastic.
Thank you for that same.
Speaker 3: I love you, Johnny. I'll see you soon.
Speaker 1: Bye, by everybody. Christian