Speaker 1: H neonic vo my adoptions has us.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Voydonica, a D D podcast. I am your
host and d M Sevin. Hi, how are you you know?
I have a plan? Am I executing it terribly?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yes, an thank you for asking. So, of course today
we're playing D and D. Where my players? You know?
I why do I bother? Why do I bother? Why
do I bother? Why do I bother? Trying to make
an intro and never work. I can just hear Tiff
in the background, Tiffany in the background going mm hm
mm hmmm. So my players? Who are you?
Speaker 3: People? I forget?
Speaker 2: I mean it makes sense, you have a break, you
have a fucking memory of a goldfish.
Speaker 3: Every wants to talk?
Speaker 4: How you going to do?
Speaker 2: Who are who the fuck are you?
Speaker 3: Hi? I'm Jacob, I play Freed.
Speaker 4: I'm Dakota, I play myth.
Speaker 1: And I'm Tyler and I play the role of Tauma.
And you can tell we're starting to get a little
exhausted of what, I don't know. We used to be like, Hi,
I'm playing the role of so and so, and then
like we would be more excited about and then so
we're sort of at that point, like are we gonna
end soon.
Speaker 2: Oh damn.
Speaker 1: Just what it sounds like doesn't mean it's true.
Speaker 2: I hope y'all are having fun in this game. Ship.
Are y'all having fun in this game?
Speaker 3: And we are?
Speaker 1: Just like, of course we are. I don't I don't
like the the parents asking their kids like, are you
guys having funds? Like, oh, no, we are, and then
they don't want to say anything. But again, it's about
to ramp up because we're fighting. I'm sorry, who are
we fighting?
Speaker 2: You never got his name? For one.
Speaker 1: I did look at the lore and I'm like, oh, shoot,
this is gonna be tough.
Speaker 4: Lore.
Speaker 1: Oh well, you say he's the morning Star.
Speaker 2: No, he is not the morning Star. He was sent
by the morning Star. The morning stars are God.
Speaker 1: That's even worse.
Speaker 2: He was sent by the god of the celestial realm.
But y, but y'all seriously having fun? Because I don't
want to feel like I'm forcing all the play.
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, it has been exciting, Jacob.
Speaker 2: Yes, are you having fun with this game or are
you just or is it doing it like a completionist
doing it just to do it?
Speaker 3: I am having fun, but you know, there is a
point where I'm like there was a point where I'm like,
are we almost done? Because I feel like we've been
at this same campaign for like a million years.
Speaker 2: Granted that is true. Granted I think we did take it.
We did take a bit of a break, so I feel.
Speaker 1: You it might have been almost been two years by now.
Speaker 2: Uh, yeah, it's been almost two years. Wait, let's see.
Let me look back at the episode because this game,
I mean, how many episodes. Let's see, so we have
one hundred and one episode one hundred and twenty four,
and this game has been going on since episode seventy four.
It's about fifty episodes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so probably closer to one year.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean the dates for the recordings have been.
When was when did we start playing Camping two? Campaign
two was done? It all starts here, a new game
begins here. It's episode seventy four. So that's been going
on since. Yeah, it's been almost a year because that
the first episode went up about June third. Now, as
far as playing, that's probably been much longer. That was
all playing the game we started record We started recording
all that back in twenty twenty three, so it's been
it's been two years. We've been playing this game because
the first game was only about fifty nine episodes. Now, yeah,
fifty nine episodes long, and this one's already exceeding one
seventy five or seventy four to two hundred and twenty
four at least twenty five. But now we're coming, we're
coming close to the end. We're we're on the way
to the end. We just have to get through this
place and then get to the main goal and then
from there it's just a it's yeah, we're closed. Because
this My goal is to get this done by the
end of June, hopefully or early July, so we can
start playing Star Wars with James for the pod. Oh yeah,
I have a goal set. But also it all depends
on y'all two, because it depends on how quickly y'all
get through all this stuff. And granted, who knows, but no, yeah,
this is coming to an end. This is coming to
a end. We got maybe another month month or so,
And of course, next week on the second, we are
not gonna be playing D and D because I'm gonna
go see be seeing the Thunderbolts. So we'll play again
on the ninth. Yeah, alright. Feature Devinetta all this out,
but uh an inscription below. You will see a linky
link that will take you to the other podcast of
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when would this be up at this rate with the recordings,
I might not this episode might not get upload till
next year in twenty twenty six. You have a lot
of episodes of backlog. But oh, that's an inscription below.
So let's play the game. What happened last time?
Speaker 1: Y'all myths became part of the ship he gave He
gave us his heart and it became part of the ship.
And then a big flaming ball of fire starts screaming
through the sky and Scirl was like, oh shit, I
gotta go. And then Toma tries to chase after and
I think he attempts to banish this ballifier and it
just stops and then crashes towards the ship. And then
now we're about to fight whatever the ballifier was.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the ship, Yeah, the ballifier was going up
to Scarlet and then it decided to stop and turn
around and head right for the ship. As girls like
great Ballifier, Celestial choir, Tom, I you're we woo we
woo is going off. Yeah, and then of course Smith
is now apparently capital of the ship, apparently with his
heart and a fucking it which I made the stats
for us. If you want to see, look at the
upgraded stats for the ship that i'd be in the
little in discord. So yeah, all right, So we left
off with this with the ballfire heading the ship free
taking out a lot of damage from the sucker. And
then when the fire ceased was what was inside said
fireball was a human man wearing a lions I can't
think of the name of it anymore. What do you
call it?
Speaker 4: Lion skin?
Speaker 2: Help? Yes, And he's wearing a lion and he has
a big old golden sword, and hey, the the fur
olivers on his body off the lions. For there's a
bunch of like eyeballs looking around at everything and everyone,
so like he has like eyes in all directions. And
we left off where you're doing a turn order. So
first one actually before that, before we do the turn order,
I'm actually not gonna have Scarlet dude be first. I'm
gonna let I'm gonna change her number eating ms cheating,
I am not cheating. Hmm, She's an at PC. I
could do whatever I want with her. Mm hmmm mm hmmm,
I could do whatever I want with her.
Speaker 1: She's a non playable character. You can't play her like that.
Speaker 2: I can't whoa for a purpose, all right, So first up,
be freed. But before we do any of that, all
of the war forges of the knights on the ship
really just like they have all their weapons out there
looking they're looking to kill and uh asteya Astia Ostia, Yeah,
Astia the faded is like. She grabs a hold of
Fluette and she's like, no, we can't fight him, and
the other three Shiver and asked her like why not,
kind of looking at her like why She's like, hm,
we need to get to the other side, and of
course they Fluett grabs a hold of us Assaiyah and
Astrid and Shiver go into the there's a big gaping
hole in the ship where the guy where the human
man came out of. They go underneath the ship. They
go underneath the top floor of the ship and then
of course throughout the there. So for now they'll be
underneath the ship. They'll be in the second second layer
of the ship underneath was put him right here because
Astaya has Staya esa Astia. Oh my god, you think
I get these names, create these damn names? God damn it. Yes,
so they'll at the top layer of the ship freed.
You're up. What do you do?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 3: Okay, where am I right here?
Speaker 2: Yes, you're over by boffice and myth. You're little banged
up still from the from the entrance of this human.
Speaker 3: Grand entrance. Did I take any damage?
Speaker 2: Yes, you did? You took a.
Speaker 1: I think, Hold up, let me look, I did.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're still pretty good on lot. You're feel pretty
good in health them more or less?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't have might tried it anymore.
Speaker 1: Fuck no, no, you don't, not yet.
Speaker 2: We're not the very not a variation of it anyway.
And of course you see the crew. The rest of
the crew is is off the deck of the ship.
So you're assuming the war forges are protecting the crew. Question.
Speaker 3: Okay, so hold up, this is that golden This is
Golden Boy.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, it's Golden Boy. Hell yeah it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, And these three here the war forges, the war forges.
Speaker 2: These I just put in the middle of the room.
But technically they're not even on the deck anymore. They're
underneath the deck. There's like a big gaping hole on
the ship, so they jumped into it and they're underneath
the they're in the second level of the ship. So
it's just you guys, you Scarlet, Tama and Meth and
Boffice in him in the enemy.
Speaker 4: I want to use the ship's reaction and have the
man take one T one D ten with a damage.
Speaker 3: Wait, what can you do that on my turn?
Speaker 4: It's a reaction. Uh, it should have happened when he
hit the ship lightning infusion. When as a reaction, when
the ship is hit by a melee attack, it can
release a surge of lightning from the storage form storage
storm George Heart. The attacker takes one D tened lightning
damage and the war Forge gains temporary hit points equal
to the damage delt.
Speaker 2: I forgot the change that to the ship, but yes,
and I need to increase that too, so that'll be
two D ten for the ship.
Speaker 4: Two D ten.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you actually go with your Yeah, I'll go with
your role seven seven lightning damage or thunder damage.
Speaker 1: Oh that's where the hole is, yes.
Speaker 2: Because they're all right here. So they all just jumped
and here to the underbelly of the ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just drew that that real quick, just to
be like, okay, don't step on.
Speaker 2: This, yeah, because you'll fall.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Isn't there wasn't there like a uh a
ballas still on the deck of the ship, Like.
Speaker 2: No, that was underneath the ship. You were originally you
were originally on in the second the second floor of
the ship or the underneath the deck, wielding the bullettas.
And then he came crashing in. It crashed in and
went up, so he kind of went into the ship
and went up onto the deck. So he made so
it technically two holes in the ship, well on the
side and one on the where the deck is at
because he went boom hedg like an l crash up okay,
and you kind of flew up with him from the
sheer force of it all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I missed my trident mm hmm. Uh so I
am let me see. Sorry, I'm trying to figure out.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you're fine. Take as much time as you need. God,
I feel like I'm talking to an I'm talking to
an old man.
Speaker 3: Excuse you.
Speaker 2: Take as much heaven knees, that's like work.
Speaker 3: H He says this because this guy I'm dating right
now is like five years younger than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Robber, get fucked cradle, Robber, wait till you
grew a harrow ass chest. I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
Speaker 3: I hate you.
Speaker 1: No you don't, I do indeed.
Speaker 2: No, you do not hate me, Pru. That's a lot.
Speaker 3: Uh well right now, I'm not even I'm gonna be honest, like.
Speaker 5: Freda is not sure what uh what to do, because
like like like who, I look at myth like, who's this?
Speaker 3: Who's this wacko?
Speaker 4: Our guess is as good as mind.
Speaker 3: I yelled out to Toma, Tama, you know this, dude.
Speaker 1: Not in the slightest then, like.
Speaker 3: What what are we doing? What? What? What's going on here?
Speaker 2: And the all the eyes on the on the guy
all look at him, including obviously the human eyes as
well as the disembinded eyes on the pelt lionelt all
stare at fred oh while they got while the guy himself,
the the guy himself is staring just at time, and
he says, I'm only here for one person, and one
person only. Oh, I'm here for the redhead.
Speaker 1: I glanced at Scarlet and I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no,
no no no.
Speaker 2: The morning he's like the morning Star demands her return.
So she's coming back home one way or another. Do
you do anything for you? Do you move?
Speaker 4: Move?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Uh? Let me see. I just.
Speaker 2: Huh hell old action?
Speaker 3: You want me to hold action?
Speaker 2: No, I'm saying no. I'm just gonna like I'm giving
you suggestions that you can move. Hold action. You can
do if you have a plan, utilize the plan.
Speaker 3: Uh not yet, but I am gonna move right over here,
all right, Okay, So.
Speaker 2: You walk down to the stairs right before it gets
to the main part of the deck, away from the wheel,
the helm of the ship. I'm describing that for the
viewers because obviously the viewers can't see mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wanted to be more so listeners rather than viewers.
Speaker 2: Oh you're right, listeners. Sorry, sorry, the listenership love mhm. Okay.
So that would be what, No, it's something I want
to do? Ooopsies, I fucked up. Okay, there we go.
Next up would be the character, the villain, the man.
He fuck, am I gonna what am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do? Mh choices choices by Oh okay,
So this guy is going to raise up his great
sword at he's gonna pointing out Tama and he says,
last chance demon and move or be moved.
Speaker 1: I just get my sword ready.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, that so he is going to go in
for an attack. Let me see, so that's going to be.
Speaker 1: A yeah, I forgot how to play palette, and I'm
looking at all these early like, oh no.
Speaker 2: It's been a it's been a while since you've had
a battle, all right, So with as you as you
get your sword ready, almost in a flash of light,
he slashes his sword at his great sword at you
does the twenty sixth hit. Uh huh okay, so twenty
sixth hit, so you're gonna be taking god okay, three, okay,
we're gonna do this one. First, thirty seven points of
slashing damage.
Speaker 4: There was a lot of max rolls too, so.
Speaker 2: Yes, thirty seven points of slashing damage. That's not even
I'm not done yet. Next up is radiant damage. Ten
points of radiant damage and fourteen points of fire damage. Okay, like,
so thirty seven we go forty wait, forty seven sixty
two sixty two points damage in total. Yeah, sixty two
sixty No, sixty one, sorry, sixty one, and then they
have they have yeah, h first strike, So that's the
first strike, and then this is gonna be the second one. Actually,
well I'll do is just start to twenty five hit
uh huh, and then strike three to seventeen hit. No, damn,
god damn. So those are three strikes, and we go
ahead and roll damage. So again this is gonna be
slashing damage. So what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna
roll the slashing damage and then two of each just
go through it. Thirty one points of slashing damage for
the second attack. Oh yeah, the third one didn't go
through is in our minds. This is one word, all right.
So that's thirty one points of slashing damage. And then
we're going down to three D six eleven points of
radiant damage and seven points of fire damage.
Speaker 1: Well it looks about a little over half.
Speaker 2: Fun fun fun. Okay, from that, can you roll me
a constitution saving throw?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 1: Hang on, what is the ah wait that didn't there?
Speaker 2: We are or a protection whenever a friendly saving gains
bonus to the saving through equal to the Christmas save.
Speaker 1: Okay, wait that might only apply to other people.
Speaker 2: Whenever you are a friendly creature, So that includes you too, Okay,
so I guess I'll just add five so the fifteen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fail, but at least you don't I don't
critically failail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't crit fail, which good thing that you don't.
So as he strikes you a three times, a blinding
light from the sword burst out an a radiant light
and of course you fail. So you're blinded for one
minute and when darker and m.
Speaker 3: What yeah, so when holding action holding my action, can
I use that uh, that action that I held as
a reaction?
Speaker 2: Yes? Right, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 3: Because basically what you're doing is ready in your action
and waiting for like a specific It's like you're waiting
for a specific moment, like if they become in range
or so on, I would assume.
Speaker 2: So, yes, there's the way I interpreted anyway.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool as a reaction. Can I cast Eldric blast? Ye? Sure, cool,
So that's what I do. I'm gonna cast Eldric blast.
And since Sime, since I'm level fifteen, a level fifteen character, wait,
what is my level again?
Speaker 2: Like level.
Speaker 4: Eighteen eighteen? We should be level eighteen eighteen.
Speaker 3: I know, I don't even am I supposed to be
like a level Oh yeah, that's right. I'm level fifteen
Barbarian and I'm the level three warlock.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 3: Cool, So I'm gonna cast out. Uh, I'm gonna cast
the blasty.
Speaker 2: Blast, cast the blasty blast.
Speaker 3: Let me see, let me use this hot key eight misses,
Do I roll it for just the once for all
three blasts? Or do I throw it three times? Because
there's it has there's three more times?
Speaker 2: Sixteen night both, miss.
Speaker 4: I think you actually get four because it's at level seventeen.
You get four beams and it's not level seventeen for
your warlock. It's an overall level because it's.
Speaker 3: A true three. That's all for miss Wow, fuck me,
I guess.
Speaker 2: And one from the light that hit Tama. You take
twenty six points of radio damage from that, and you're
going uh Tama.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, I got a question. Mm hmm. If I
use the ship's legendary action, can I use one of
my spells?
Speaker 2: Fucking little fucking bitch, Yes you Carna, okay, just make
it share. Yes, you care because the ship there's an
extension of you. So literally, I just realized I gave
you legendary action.
Speaker 4: Otvet God, what have I done?
Speaker 2: I am Oh god, high five? First off, high five
to me as a play as a player, but as
a DM. Oh my god. Okay, you're right. I did
myself this time. You're right. You're right, God damn all right,
and that's all the damage from.
Speaker 4: Okay, cools then I legendary action, lesser restoration on Toma.
He's no longer blinded.
Speaker 2: Kay, great, so talma. As you're blinded by the light.
Speaker 1: Dark or really bright for a minute, like then it's like,
oh did I just blink? Weird?
Speaker 2: You got blinded? And then you feel magic coming from
your feet, up, your up, your body, from your feet,
from the ship and of course the ship.
Speaker 4: Just the heads up. I'm touching all of you at
all times. Now.
Speaker 1: It's so weird and it's appropriate.
Speaker 2: No, what's weird? When you're underneath the deck, you're like
you're inside of me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so fre you just gonna go ahead and
just jump over the side of this. That's it. Goodbye.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's talk instead of me than you'll ever go,
instead of your boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, I did this. I did this
to myself, I did this to all of us. I
am so sorry.
Speaker 3: That was. That was actually pretty good.
Speaker 4: I mean.
Speaker 2: Period applause, applause, But goddamn, goddamn, I have that one
recording future ever keep that in. That was gold God, Dakota,
I love you, Dakotah my God. Okay, so that's all
the actions, mister heavenly body can do. So next up
is Scarlet's turn. Okay, Scarlet is going to Gosh, what
am I gonna have her do? Hmmm? So many choices,
so many choices, so little time, dug come on now?
Oh shit? Okay, but see, oh gaze he's gonna conduct.
She's on do an ability called the gaze of judgment.
The angel possesses a pair of radiant eyes hidden beneath
her wings, brimming with divine power. As an action, she
may part her wings, unleashing a searing beam of celestial
light upon her foes range sixty feet ten foot wide line.
So she's on move up parallel to him, and she's
not a fire. You see the wings move up and
boom and actually need to change the DC.
Speaker 1: But I was gonna ask about Paladinoras, like can you
have multiple active at once or is it only one
at a time? Or what paladin aras.
Speaker 2: That I do not know because I've never played. I've
never played about.
Speaker 1: I think like I have multiple aros. I just don't
know if it's like if you can overlap them. But
I can't really benefit anybody here, so I was just asking.
Speaker 2: Okay, So she fired, so her wings moved from covering
her eyes, and a beam of radiant light flashes out
like fucking cyclops. Stead of right, it's like pure gold
and it hits the Heavenly Body and he has to
make a dextery saving throat. La la la la la
la la la la la. Wait a minute, la la
la la la. Um.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just checked. I can only have one active
at a time. I don't know if I can swamp
in combat. And it says something called global cool down,
but I don't know what the global cooldown is.
Speaker 2: Legendary resistance. The Heavenly Body passes the same. Wait if
he fails, sorry, I have to roll it. Never mind,
let me roll it first. So that would be a
dexterious saving through. So that's a D twenty nineteen, and
of course with Scarlet it is her D ten plus
her proficiency sixteen plus twenty ooh ooh oh no, he fails.
Oh yeah, he fails. He fails hard. Oh yeah, he
got Oh yeah, he about to get sucked up. So
he fails, and the beam hits him head on too,
and he's gonna be taking seventy ten points of radium damage.
Seventy ten plus six, so forty eight points of radian damage.
And it's daytime, right, yes, yeah, I think it is. Yes,
So he takes three more, three more, three D six,
three D ten, so that'd be fifty eight sixty one
points of radiant damage to the face. God, God there,
God there. Okay, and that is what is the only
thing I'm going to do my action. She already moved,
she alreadyd her action. Yeah, that's what she's gonna do
once seefeldexter saving throw and online avenue on the storing
creature reduces zero. Okay, cool, right next up? Tauma fuck
him up.
Speaker 1: Ah, this is gonna be tricky. What the hell can
I do? Yes, I have they can only have one
extra attack. Uh, I could try, hang on. This is divine?
Is my wrathful spite?
Speaker 2: Divine is my wrathful spite?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because like for some reason, wrathful spite says bonus
action and then divine smile. I think's supposed to be
like part of just any weapon attack if you cast
a spell for it. Mm hmm, I'll try wrath wills. Wait,
wrath will is a bonus action enterprise concentration. I can't
think today, I'll try. Oh, well, that's not the attack role.
That's just damage. Okay, So why isn't it letting me
do like an attack role instead of just damage?
Speaker 4: Right now?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: Well, because that's the damage, but I have to roll
attack to see if it actually hits them.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean go ahead and roll any attack then.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we'll do this?
Speaker 4: Is we hander?
Speaker 2: Uh? Eighteen misses? Seventeen misses?
Speaker 1: Well, shoot, if I move, he's probably gonna.
Speaker 3: Hit me.
Speaker 2: Very much. So you could very much do that.
Speaker 3: M hmm.
Speaker 1: What if.
Speaker 2: Chilled the faith shimmering field appears and surrounds the creature
of his choice within range, ranting it a plus two
bonus to ac for the drake.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I could use that on myself and then
I can move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah you can. Where are you moving to?
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think, like, would I move by flying
or running? Hey, I'm flying? Then it would be sixty feet.
Mm hmmm, what if I do it, like move a
certain amount into the air, but not like that far away,
like maybe thirty feet to like the side of the ship,
But then I fly up higher.
Speaker 2: I mean, he'll still have an opportunity attack.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, okay, I'll try moving to like this
corner over here, and I'll be elevated by roughly thirty feet.
Speaker 2: Okay, as you're trying to fly going for a nineteen
ahead opportunity attack.
Speaker 1: Well with with my bonus shield, that's plus two an ec.
So no, that isn't it.
Speaker 2: Damn look at you first second as you fly down
and as it misses, you can almost see a smirk
on his face like he's like he's un the press.
Is that what you're doing for your turn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's all I can do, myth you're up?
Speaker 4: Uh no, no, I have enough space to get to
him feet. Yeah, so I'll move to him.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, okay, you're gonna pull up, oh ship, Yeah
you're gonna. I'm gonna run down there and get right
in its face at the bomb of the stairs while
baba Is takes a hold of the helm here in the ship,
and it's like he's kind of just ducking behind the helm.
Speaker 4: Um what I don't like the um Uh. I just
don't know what to do. Uh, I'll punch him in
the face with the hammer. I'll do Okay, attack, I
don't think this lands. Seventeen seventeen does not land, all right,
I'll attack again. Nineteen nineteen does not land? All right?
Then I will end my turn. At the end of
my turn, my legendary actions for you refresh.
Speaker 2: Yes, they do. Free to gor go there, buddy.
Speaker 3: Cool cool. I'll do my best, all right. So, uh,
Freda is going to rage.
Speaker 1: Our gral er are.
Speaker 3: Ah I anyway.
Speaker 2: He's on a a human is gonna growl like a wolf.
Speaker 3: It was definitely gonna be like an It's gonna come
out as like a full on, like very wolfish growler.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And since I just went into rage, it's gonna become
a wild surge. So I'm gonna roll on the table.
What is this of the eight? Ooh?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: A bolt of light shoots from your chest. Another creature
of your choice that you can see within thirty feet
of you. Must succeed on a con saving throw or
take one D six radiant damage and be blinded until
the start of your next turn until your rage n
You can use this effect again on each of your
turns as a bonus action.
Speaker 2: Oh shit, if you need makes a con save.
Speaker 3: Hang on. So cool thing is is that since I
am now at level eighteen character, I have a ability
called control surge, so I can roll again and see
if I get another And depending on what I get,
I can choose which which of the two I can use. Okay,
so seven flowers and vines temporarily grow around to you,
and so your rage ends the ground within fifteen feet
of view. It is difficult terrain for your enemies. Does
he fly?
Speaker 2: I mean since the power ball? I mean he hasn't,
so I mean you know, I don't.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna stick with the bolt of lightning and cool.
He needs to make constantly.
Speaker 2: One thirty one for the conceive.
Speaker 3: What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah this this guy?
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, so hang on, I need I met a
moment like what the fuck? Yeah he he does?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah I do, yeah, yep yeap. Oh okay, cool,
I forgot I had the calculator out for his health
currently okay, cool, cool.
Speaker 3: Some of this and like freaks the I'm gonna tell
you right, now his the spell DC that he needed
to beat was in nineteen, so that was already pretty high.
What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't realize it is gonna be I mean,
I knew it was gonna be high because this guy's
a little more. This guy's gonna be a challenge.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. Anyway, I am going to let's see here,
I'm gonna get up in his face.
Speaker 2: Oh, You're gonna get up right up in his face.
You're gonna run past scarlet and get right up in
his face. So there's myth on one side and freedom
in the other.
Speaker 3: Yep, okay, and I'm gonna hand him with my fucking
anchor twice.
Speaker 2: Okay, bet first set eighteen mm hmm. Let me see
all right, As you swing your anchor mm hm, you
feel a burst of familiar magic coming from your arm
and you start seeing what looks to be part of
a tattoo kind of appearing. I magine courses through you
and then your anchor, and you're gonna get advantage. So
it'll be twenty one and twenty one does it?
Speaker 3: Oh? So I'll roll damage for that one first, and
then we're gonna do the extra attack.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, come on nine points of bludget.
Speaker 3: And then I'm gonna swing again, throwing one.
Speaker 2: Oh fuck, okay, bet double the damage or double the.
Speaker 3: Dice, double the damage he's gonna take twenty.
Speaker 2: Twenty okay, bet, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 4: Work.
Speaker 3: So like when I swing the first time, it hits
him and it's kind of like, yeah, it it's stung.
And then the second time was like a full line
like Pooh, Little bitch lap, but with an anchor, with
an anchor.
Speaker 2: Kay, okay, all right, all right, work is that in
your turn?
Speaker 3: I was gonna end my turn, all right?
Speaker 2: So as you hit him, golden blood kind of he
spits out golden blood that flies across the the ship,
and he kind of just slowly turns his head back
and he looks over to Scarlet again and he's like,
I'll give you a choice. You come with me or
I'm killing them. Take your peck, and he looks over
to you, Freed, and he is going to go in four.
How be yeah? And wait when did I roll for
his attack? Oh my god, ah, seventeen hit you, Freed? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yes, but hold on a second, shouldn't my armor class
be a lot higher? Let me see right now, it's fourteen.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me take see.
Speaker 3: Because I have unarmed comment.
Speaker 2: Unarmed combat, what does that do.
Speaker 4: See?
Speaker 3: Hold on, well, I thought it unarmored defense. So while
you're not wearing any armor, your armor class equals ten
plus decks and con modifier tens.
Speaker 2: That's fourteen plus twenty. Okay, you're right, Okay, change.
Speaker 3: The wait oh shit, wait is it twenty or I
thought it was the modifier.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's the modifier, So it's it's because it's ten
plusure dexterity plus your con oh ten plus fourteen plus
five so sorry, nineteen.
Speaker 3: So then you know it doesn't hit.
Speaker 2: That does not hit. Oh you bitch goes for it again,
the twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Head that's well, what do you think?
Speaker 2: Damn fucking right? And another twenty nine hit. Ah, he's
hitting all three times at you.
Speaker 3: That's homophobic.
Speaker 2: It's not homophobic, babes. It's it's it's.
Speaker 3: It's it's just auto.
Speaker 7: It's that auto roll here that that that roll like
this is this is like the chat like the this
is the freaking like roll twenty roll and literally he rolled.
Speaker 3: Fifteen and his modifiers is plus fourteen. Yeah, exact same
role twice in a row. That's that's just homophobic right there.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we're gonna do the two. We're gonna do too.
We're gonna do each one two times. So the first
one was the well the slash is it slashing or
bludget hold slashing damage? Sorry? One two? Sixty four points
of slashing damage together, thirty four for the first attacks,
thirty for the second attack, and for the radiant damage
radiant damage one two, so that's sixteen points of radiant damage.
So I'm sorry, od.
Speaker 3: On you sixty you said sixty four and then what okay?
Speaker 2: So sixty four points of slashing damage between the two
attacks because I'm rolling the I'm rolling the each because
its thing does three dam three different damage types with
each one, so we're doing two by each is two
out of the three hit. So first one for the
bludgeoning was thirty four and then thirty, so that's sixty
four points of slashing damage. Then radiant damage is nine
and seven, so that's sixteen, and then fire damage is
eleven and ten, so twenty one.
Speaker 4: God damn, it's okay, give me just a second. I'm
in a legendary action Cure wounds at level five to
do this it's five D eight plus nine. Oh so
thirty one? Okay? Cool?
Speaker 2: So all right, all right, all right, that's fine, that's fine,
that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, fine, fine, Okay, Okay,
we're gonna do bonus action. After he slashes you and
he sees the ship magic start healing you from the ship,
he looks over to you, Meth, and he looks back
over to Freed. He's on turn to you, Freed, and
he is going to kind of get in a stance.
He's gone kind of squat a little bit and they
kind of leaned back and let out a roar. Can
you roll me a constitution saving throat please?
Speaker 3: Okay? Damn? The point I had advantage? So that is
the seventeen.
Speaker 2: Seven teen okay, so seventeen mm fail? Oh yeah you failed?
Oh yeah, yeah, you definitely find there.
Speaker 4: But go one. Can I use it as a reaction? Now,
what do you mean use my legendary action?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, cool, I'll give you a guidance roll the D four.
Speaker 3: Seez Okay, So that added three too. So now it's
at twenty and they're twenty.
Speaker 2: At dirty twenty still a failure? Still fail?
Speaker 1: What the file still fail.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the DC was twenty three and from that, from
the war that happens on a fail save, you take
twelve D twelve thunder damage and become deafened for a minute.
Sixty eight points of thunder damage. Aren't you immune? Not immune?
Aren't you hold up? I know you have either resistance
or immunity to thunder.
Speaker 3: I have cold endurance, so I can I have resistance
to cold.
Speaker 2: I could have sworn you had endurance too.
Speaker 4: I think that's my thunderheart.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: I think Casking was the one that gave me that hold.
Speaker 2: On hs Caaspian? What is oh Caspan? Okay, Oh gosh,
you have resistance of thunder and lightning damage. Okay, So
with that, yes, with that, your tattoo again glows and
you have resistance. So you take half that day?
Speaker 3: So I'm said, take thirty four.
Speaker 2: Thirty four points of thunder dammit, because you take half
of the sixty eight.
Speaker 3: This is a hate crime.
Speaker 2: He's a little behooved right now that you're still standing.
So again he's almost impressed. This this, this this human
heavily body is almost impressed. He's like, how the fuck
is he still up? And that's gonna be the end
of his turn. Scarlett is next, and Scarlett's gonna fly
onto the other side of the big hole and she's
gonna be like, it's me you're after, right. Leave them alone.
They have nothing to do with this. A turns his
head and follows her as she's kind of flying over
the ship because she's gonna try She's gonna gonna try
to lure him a way.
Speaker 4: I'm going to use another legendary action. Okay, I have
what of it? It's oh, I was just on it. Ah, yes,
So I'm gonna use my channel divinity preserve life on
freed and he's going to regain a number of hit
points that's five times my cleric level five times fourteen
is five times fourteen seventy, so he'll cover seventy hit points.
Speaker 3: Rhy Like Freda is getting whiplashed with how much damage
and health he keeps taking and getting back.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's like it's like, ooh, oh, this girl was
gonna end her turn.
Speaker 1: Tama do I just noticed something about my weapon. It's
from a fallen angel, and I was gonna ask does
this guy recognize it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: H m hm.
Speaker 2: You're asking to see if the heavenly body recognizes that
the blade your blade, well.
Speaker 1: Not like directly, just like you as the d M.
Speaker 2: I mean me as the DM. Would he recognize it?
I mean, let me think of it, Let me think
who owned the who owned the fucking blade?
Speaker 1: Before I could link the whole description.
Speaker 2: Yeah, link the whole description because I think, I know,
I think I remember because it was from TIFFs. It
was from TIFFs Gamezar, Yes, it was from the freaking
oh god, cursus strawed game. I played a. I played an,
I played an that was originally from Avatira. Yeah, I did.
He was banished from Aviatira. And this of course Tama
has his blade, so yes, he would. I mean, if
he looks at it, yes, he would probably recognize the blade.
Speaker 1: To a point.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't necessarily know why the fuck you have it,
but he was he could potentially recognize the blade. That
is a possibility.
Speaker 1: Didn't I get this from Soul?
Speaker 2: You didn't? You didn't, Yes, you didn't.
Speaker 1: Double effect. I can mention that I got it from
my goddess.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, I have a sore from my god. Eh
played out.
Speaker 1: I was gonna just fly in and rush him.
Speaker 2: Oh you're gonna rush him?
Speaker 1: Just flying, you're gonna sprat your wings because I was like,
I was looking at my building like, oh, I'm pretty
much meant to be tanky, but after that last combat,
after getting hit, I'm like, I'm not that tanky, at
least not against this guy. I'm gonna move in, all right.
Speaker 2: So you gonna fly up on him?
Speaker 1: Oh, I guess right here, because if I put him,
he goes underneath.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm gonna go ahead and push it back,
change layer, go to the map. There you go, he's
part of It's part of the map.
Speaker 1: Now, So I guess I could either fly here, you can,
you can float over it, okay, floating? Uh, I'll try
smacking with the sword.
Speaker 2: Fifteen misses, sixteen misses.
Speaker 1: I just wanted something that hits. I'm like, what else
did I have?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: None of this helps. Do I have a bonus action?
I'll shield a faith is still loved because it's a
comspell over ten minutes. Nothing else I can add. Shoot
Our protection is still up, so can't change that. Yeah,
Oh my god, wait a minute, is he of evil alignment?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, then that doesn't work. I have resistance. I have
resistance to necronic can readian damage. Okay, that's nice to know.
Speaker 2: Well, it's good to know.
Speaker 1: Remember now I'm basically just like a sweet like it's
tabb hurting my frizz and it's not hitting. So now
that's all I can do, all right?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 2: See he's kind of moving out of the way as
you swing. It's he's kind of just looking at the blade.
He looks over it and he looks at you, a
blade of a fallen He kind of narrows his eyes. Interesting,
is all you're doing? Your turn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now this is gonna turn to a Jojo meme where
you all just beat the ship out of him.
Speaker 4: You're going, myth, this is over at the table? Can
I ask HP was how you all are doing? Is that? Allowed?
Speaker 2: Don't give the exact number, but you can be like
doing so hot mid. You can get a little vague
with it, play around with it with the verbiage.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna point of freed one to ten. How are
you feeling right now? Buddy?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: Like good?
Speaker 3: Six? Like six and a half? Seven stars?
Speaker 4: Ama? How you doing Tama?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna borrow a bit from Brian Reagan and say
I'm an.
Speaker 4: Aid Okay, cool?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 4: Channel Divinity hit and Freed with another seventy Hello, I
can do that twice a day. Actually, I can do
that twice a short rest.
Speaker 2: Hop okay, pop a girl.
Speaker 3: H yeah, mama, okay, make make that seven a full
seven stars.
Speaker 2: Full seven starts.
Speaker 4: Okay, and then I'll I'll end my turn. Legendary actions
refresh on the top of FREEDZ turn. I'm gonna smack
him twice with my hammer.
Speaker 2: Okay, go for it.
Speaker 4: One second. Try not to delete my character by accident,
because I would cry attack, Oh, eleven doesn't hit. Nope,
we're gonna attack.
Speaker 2: Twenty four, twenty four yeah, yeah, that does hit.
Speaker 4: Who rolled the mahy oh, he's gonna take eleven damage
five lightning. And then also, because I can divine smite
or divine strike once per turn, I can deal an
extra two D eight. Oh, we're gonna just two D
eight get hit with another ten from divine strike.
Speaker 2: Goddamn. Okay, hmm.
Speaker 4: Okay, free did your go?
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Frede is like, huh huh, I'm not
sure if I should feel defeated or rejuvenate the fuck
and he looks at really, He's gonna go ahead and
as a bonus action, used the Uh the end of
the day.
Speaker 4: Where is it?
Speaker 1: Where do you go?
Speaker 3: Where'd you go? I'm gonna shoot the bolt of light.
I'm gonna as a bonus action, I'm gonna do the
bolt of light. Just shoot that radiant light in this
dude's face.
Speaker 2: Okay, in the in the guy's face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yep, conceipt mhm conceit what okay?
Speaker 2: Do do do? Twenty la la la la. Twenty three.
Speaker 3: Passes great cool, So, uh, he's not blinded, but he
is gonna take half damage.
Speaker 2: Okay, So.
Speaker 3: Three he takes three radiant damage and then Fred is
going to smack him again with his anchor.
Speaker 2: Okay. Eighteen twenty twenty misses.
Speaker 3: Fuck okay one more time, twenty five minutes.
Speaker 2: So week ten points of bludging.
Speaker 3: Down open and uh, that is going to be it?
Speaker 2: Oh alright, what was the gas about.
Speaker 4: I can only use it at the legendary actions at
the end of creatures turns, so I'll just say I
use it at the end of my turn.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Okay, no, mmmm well, at the bottom of creeds of
Fred's turn, I'm gonna smack them three more two more times.
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 4: H eighteen.
Speaker 2: Eighteen misses okay, and then.
Speaker 4: Yes twenty six twenty six heads take eleven plus another ten,
so twenty one god die?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, since you hit him when you hit
him the second time and actually smacks him right in
the face, or like you get you hit up, you
hit down and misses and gets him right like uppercut
chin hits his chin in his head flies straight up
and then you all feel I hate pulsating from him? Everyone?
Uh you three roll me dexsterity saving throw please.
Speaker 1: Okay, and add five.
Speaker 2: Fucked you're bitch. Eighteen fails.
Speaker 4: So the question is.
Speaker 3: What for?
Speaker 4: Because I might have Oh you know what, I'll just
rolled the decks and then we'll find out.
Speaker 2: Uh ducks, we got eighteen and a six thirteen.
Speaker 4: There's nothing I can do on the sec of myself.
Speaker 3: So I rolled it. So I also get plus five? Yeah, yes, okay,
I still fail.
Speaker 1: Yeah ten feet of me? You get it?
Speaker 4: Oh what I say? Rolled?
Speaker 2: You rolled the wife? Would you roll?
Speaker 4: I think I rolled the six? Ew okay plus five
is eleven?
Speaker 2: Okay? Fail? So so let me read this.
Speaker 3: He so.
Speaker 2: Tempy body explodes with a thundering roar, releasing a wall
of blue flame divine flame each creature and a thirty
foot radius of him centered on himself. Make a dextery
saving throw. Yeah, dextery saving throw. I failed. Save the
creatures take eight eight fire damage and eighty eight radiant damage.
It becomes blinded to the start of the of this
character's turn. So that would be an eight D eight
first one's fire damage, twenty three points of fire damage
to everybody, and then forty points of radiant damage.
Speaker 3: Yes, we all are blinded, so we all take sixty
three points.
Speaker 4: Huh m hm.
Speaker 2: You were all blinded until the next until his next turn,
right about? Why would But I will say is you
can roll a con save at the end at the
during your guys turn once to see if you become unblinded.
That was that. Now he's going to turn over to
look at Scarlet and he's like, you won't come with me,
You leave me no choice. He looks over to Tama.
He's gonna raise his sword again. One twenty plus. What
gosh do you think?
Speaker 1: I remember? My roles was forty the radiant damage.
Speaker 2: Forty is the radian damage, so you would take twenty radian.
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean, just just not that it's going to
be that much good.
Speaker 2: Tom I nineteen does a nineteen hit.
Speaker 1: I still have Shield of Faith up, so no, it
does not hit twenty three hit it would And I
just I just remembered I have an even better spell
that I could have used.
Speaker 2: Shield gotta what a shudda.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 1: The damage from before is still adequate. This one just
adds plus five DAC, so I guess I'm still not
getting hit by twenty three, okay.
Speaker 2: And then he's gonna hit the third The third swipe
of the sword's gonna hit freed for twenty four.
Speaker 9: Okay, So then it's gonna be the sixty six plus nine.
Speaker 2: So the one that got hit was freed thirty eight
points of slashing damage.
Speaker 3: Goddamn.
Speaker 2: And then the radiant damage is mm hmm, give me
a sack three D seven thirteen radiant damage and eleven
fire damage. All right, and already did the bonus. Mhm,
m hm, m hm, all right. And that will be
his turn.
Speaker 4: And on my final for my final legendary action, h
I'm going to cast summon Celestial level five. Oh I
get to I call forth a celestial spirit. It manifests
in an elanngelic form in an unoccupied space that you
can see within range. This corporal form uses the celestial
spirit stat block. When you choose the cast a spell,
choose either Avenger or Defender. I'm gonna go with Defender.
Your choice determines the creature's attacks and its stat block.
When it's health drops his hero at the spell ends
and it disappears. The creature is an ally to me
or my companions in combat the creatures. The creature shares
of my initiative count, but takes its turn immediately after mine.
It obeys my verbal commands, but if and if I
don't issue any it takes the dodge action and uses
it to move to avoid danger. Okay, all right, and
I'm going to put it above him. I guess.
Speaker 2: Let me give you a little icon that's gonna be
gonna act. We'll say it's this.
Speaker 4: Guy, or we'll say behind him. I guess maybe, okay, math.
Speaker 2: Or you should be able to move it.
Speaker 4: Okay, right is.
Speaker 2: Wow, you're gonna completely box him in. Okay, all right,
And Scarlett is going to move over here closer to Tauma.
It's God, It's like I'm not going back. And of
course the human is like follows her as she's flying,
as she's kind of floating around, and he's like, you
have to it's been foretold. You don't come back. It's
the end, you know that.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't, baby, I take it back. I'm
not doing it at level five. I'm doing it at
level seven. What the spell? Because I didn't realize I
can do it at a higher level. So I'm gonna
do it at level seven.
Speaker 2: And so this girl that stands there, she the look
on her face is very like she's thinking, and she's like,
I'm not I'm not going back. I'm not I'm not
doing that, and the human looks after her and kind
of just gives her a soft smile. Remember you did
this to yourself. And at the end of our turn,
he is going to do a good mess a legendary action.
So the end of his turn legendary action, he's going
to look over to Tama and he's going to strike
Tama three times. So that's a one, two, three, twenty two,
twenty twenty eight. Does that all hit you, Tama?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Hello, huh yallo, I'm here.
Speaker 2: Oh. I was like, everyone's quiet, I'm like, am I
does something happen. Twenty eight hits okay, are you? Is
your audio not working? Tama or Tyler?
Speaker 1: I got just connected them out.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because I thought I thought I did. I'm like, hello,
I was.
Speaker 1: Like lazy here, Well yeah, what are you? The only
one that actually hits me?
Speaker 2: Twenty eight is actually the only one that hits you. Okay.
That's why I figured, okay it is. By the end
of her turn, he did a legendary action.
Speaker 4: Oh cor okay.
Speaker 2: Because she's like, I'm not going back with you. I am,
I'm sorry, I'm not and she and he's like, remember
you did this to yourself. And then at the end
of her turn, legendary action and he went to strike
you three times.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yes, victim blaming.
Speaker 4: Had a good look on you.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a heavenly body. That's all they do.
Speaker 4: I don't give a fuck how hot he is, toxic
is toxic, I don't care how he is.
Speaker 1: Please, Davich, I hate this.
Speaker 2: I will roll damage and it's gonna be not I
don't know. Maybe we'll see thirty three points of slashing damage.
Speaker 1: Okay, that would be you.
Speaker 2: M h next ten points of fire damage mm hmm.
Eight points of ratiing damage.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess it would be four four. Well, I'm
missing two hundred points of my health.
Speaker 2: You're gonna tell them?
Speaker 1: Uh, oh my gosh, I might just Oh none of
these seem god. Oh I'm still blinded. Yes you are,
so I do a con save.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can roll a concept failed. You're still blinded.
You're blind until his next turn? Still close? Five plus how.
Speaker 1: Much plus five?
Speaker 2: Let me take a look, So that would be twenty
one sill fails.
Speaker 1: Is it specify what kind of blindness it is?
Speaker 2: Is blindness from the light, from the blinding light?
Speaker 1: Is it affected by things such as true sight?
Speaker 2: I don't know. It just says blinded. It becomes blinded
until till the start of the end of the turn,
till the end of the night of this creature's turn.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess true sight wouldn't work in this case.
Speaker 2: I mean, I guess it could, but like, I don't know,
I don't know if it would or not. Were you
trying to see?
Speaker 1: There's the right hander that I have. Brand's true site?
Speaker 2: Oh does true site does true.
Speaker 4: I'm literally googling the same thing right now. No, true
sight does not negate the blindness condition.
Speaker 2: Got it. Yeah, he's still blinded for until the end
of the Heavenly Bodies turn.
Speaker 1: I guess I can still attack.
Speaker 2: It's just wead disadvantage.
Speaker 4: You're a cleric, yes, or paladin.
Speaker 1: I'm a paladin.
Speaker 4: Don't you have lesser rest lesser restoration?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: You a level two Uhala does not get lesser restoration.
Speaker 1: So what happened with my spell list was like when
Devin was leveling me up. It gave me like all
the spells you could possibly get, and I was like,
I don't remember having all this, so I had to
delete a bunch of stuff. So if I did have it,
it's not there anymore.
Speaker 4: You do have access to lesser restoration.
Speaker 2: I'll give it to you because you should have lesser restoration.
Speaker 1: But then I was I was gonna consider using bestow
curse or banishment again just to get rid of him.
Speaker 2: Oh, I mean you could try it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you could try, but but still curse has like
a bunch of these little conditions. It's like, okay, but
still curse.
Speaker 2: He has to make a wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 1: It's like choose one ability score and then choose like
one thing that you can have.
Speaker 2: Them do thirty one for the wisdom saving throw.
Speaker 1: Well, that definitely wins. I didn't heard him, Uh.
Speaker 2: No, no, you didn't tried.
Speaker 1: Well, I essentially did nothing.
Speaker 2: Literally, you try, you touched his arm and that was it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think I can really do anything else.
Speaker 2: Right, do you end your turn? Yeah, at the end
of your turn.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the end of turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at the end of your turn. Let me be
reaction twenty six thirty seventeen all at you, Toma.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I know that shield has gone off. Then yeah,
the two the.
Speaker 2: First two do hit first, you do hit Okay, that
would be a dud. So first slashing damage thirty one,
twenty nine.
Speaker 1: A thirty one, and a twenty nine. Ah well, I
don't feel like calculating a negative number, so.
Speaker 4: Shit.
Speaker 2: And then I'm not done yet. Let's say fire damage
eight and radio damage four restless endurance and you hit
zero points but not killed out right, you can drop
to one hit point instead. You can't use this feature
again till after a long rest. I mean, okay, we'll
say you're at one hit point. We'll say that, ye,
I'll say you're at one hit point.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: I can mean I could be a dick could say
the fire damage and the radio damage happened after the fact,
but I won't. I'll let you be at one headpoint,
so you're you're barely next up myth.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna cast Leicester rest on myself, Okay. In my turn,
it's immediately going to go to the angel.
Speaker 2: Yes it is.
Speaker 4: Now. What's beautiful about the angel is that he uses
my attack stat block, so he also gets three attacks
because his attacks are the spell level rounded spell level
half rounded down, So he gets three attacks three attacks
using my stat block. Attack for thirteen does not hit.
Speaker 1: Nope, Attack.
Speaker 4: Twenty two twenty two hits perfect. So he's going to
take Uh, one D ten and plus three plus seven
so one D ten so four plus seven is eleven. Okay,
and then I get to choose pama. You're gonna gain
one D ten temporary hit points.
Speaker 1: In how many would that be?
Speaker 4: Uh, let's roll and find out nine?
Speaker 1: Awesome?
Speaker 4: And was that two attacks or was that all three?
Speaker 2: That was all three because your first kiss missed the
first one? Did this hit the second one and.
Speaker 4: Then healed the heel is off the attack?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Then no, you have one more attack perfect?
Speaker 4: Think no, it doesn't hit thirteen okay, and then off
his turn legendary action.
Speaker 2: I was also going to do legendary action twenty three
twenty three to hit yeah, okay, twenty three does hit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So he's gonna take seventeen. Uh, he's gonna take
eleven bludgeoning plus six lightning and then the two D
eight another ten for that and then another attack. He's
be good. Yeah, hello, Hi, would you rolled in nineteen?
He doesn't hit.
Speaker 2: Nope, okay, So I mean, I guess after that legendary
action legendary action, he's gonna hit go for Tama seventeen
sixteen twenty five.
Speaker 1: Only twenty five hits. Damn okay.
Speaker 2: That would be twenty two points of slashing damage.
Speaker 1: So does that hit like just the tip hit points?
We're all hit points.
Speaker 2: It hits the temporary head points first. So then I'll
take ten off and then twelve and then twelve will
hit you directly.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I need a medic.
Speaker 2: And then twelve fire damage. Damn, I'm marty down and
sixteen rating damage.
Speaker 1: Damn girl, I'm already down.
Speaker 2: Dam girl, already down?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: Does this mean I'm incapacitated or just like unable to get.
Speaker 2: Up right now. Mmmm let me look at right quick,
says I know he has something funky going on with it. Okay, Oh,
roll me a con save, roll me a con save.
Oh you were so fucking close.
Speaker 1: Twenty four.
Speaker 2: So with his blade, if he takes a creature down
to zero, you make a consay. If you fail, you die.
Thomas dead, y'all, Thomas dead?
Speaker 1: Explain his blade.
Speaker 2: Has an ability where if it brings a creature down
to zero, they have to make a concept if it fails,
said Conse, and as DC is twenty five, if it passes,
it's you're just in, You're just out, You're just incapacity,
You're down, but you're not dead. Necessarily, could do the
death steam throws. But if you fail, you die.
Speaker 1: So was I conscious? Would you say that I'm conscious
before this happens?
Speaker 2: Yes? You conscious? Fucker? You fucking bitch.
Speaker 1: Let me finish my arc and then you can do
whatever you want.
Speaker 4: Do you not know?
Speaker 2: Do you not know? Do you? Okay?
Speaker 1: If you want, you can explain what you're trying to
accomplish with my death privately, and then we can be like, oh, yeah,
Tom's totally dead.
Speaker 2: Do you remember my role with that with dying.
Speaker 1: If you die, once you go and see the lady
with dark wings and the cat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're not necessarily dead dead, but no, you're
going you want to do that, you can go and
do that.
Speaker 1: The or protection you look a bitch would be like, well,
if we're gonna do that, that gives you interesting it'll be.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, if you, if you, if you,
that's up to you. Because I did have I did
different cuts part I do have a plan for that killing.
Speaker 1: I have one last idea. I will roll a D
twenty and I will call high or low, go for it,
and then if I get it wrong, I'm dead.
Speaker 2: Yes for now aircraft.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm gonna call low. Oh oh I
was about to be like, oh wow, it's right in
the middle.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, that's right. Yeah, it's right in the middle.
Speaker 4: No it's not one through ten is low, eleven through
twenty is high.
Speaker 2: What I thought.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: I could just be really unconscious and maybe usted.
Speaker 4: We also have a cleric, guys, yes you do. We
actually have two clerics.
Speaker 2: So get the fuck up. Shut up, Dakota. Let me
cause a death first, story.
Speaker 4: Can I can I that's gonna intimidate him.
Speaker 2: Sure be, my guess, have fun with it.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna point my hammer at him and be like,
I hope you know I'm a cleric. Don't test me
how many times I can use revivify.
Speaker 2: And he guys, you can feel the glare of all
the eyes staring at you. And he says, I'm aware,
but I do not fear the Godmother.
Speaker 4: You don't need to fear the Godmother. You need to
fear the one with the hammer and you having the face.
Speaker 10: Oh dari, mut's for your Okay, whose turn is it?
Speaker 2: I forgot whose turn? It is?
Speaker 4: Technically the end of the Angels. It's like we're in
a weird legendary Okay.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. So it's myths turn.
Speaker 4: Then, I mean we have So the way it had
gone is I had gone my turn, Angel had gone
us the legendary turn at the end of Angel. You
had used the legendary turn at the end of Angels legendary.
Speaker 2: So it's Free's turn. Turn.
Speaker 3: Ah, who damn bonus action Ray of Light. Con save
huh make the con save.
Speaker 2: Oh con save ha get Oh, let's see do.
Speaker 3: You not hear me or do you not speak the English?
Speaker 2: Listen here, faggot. I don't need look from you, mister.
Uh so let's be this lah lah thirty four.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well three that's right, and you're busted
ass character and.
Speaker 2: He's a little busted. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If your half damage of five A.
Speaker 2: Two, you know what, No, I'll give it a three.
I'll give I'll get high, I'll give it a high three.
We'll say three.
Speaker 3: All right, So I'm gonna go ahead and I'm gonna
keep swinging with the anchor.
Speaker 2: Damn right. You get advantage twenty six and twenty nine.
Speaker 3: Both hit cool and joint joint. Do you take a
total of eighteen budgeting damage?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: A legendary action.
Speaker 2: You're fucking rid and you're fucking legendary.
Speaker 4: Actions, Steph. But I'm sorry you legendary action for I
could legendary action, you fucking bitch.
Speaker 2: Well, what what are you gonna do?
Speaker 4: You may not be afraid of the god Mother, may
you be afraid of the greatest Demon. And I'm gonna
use a level four spell to summon greater Demon. But
I'm gonna burn two charges on my ring to change
the R to an S and a tea to summon
the greatest demon.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, oh, the greatest demon. The so use the
ring of Grammar to summon the greatest demon in Avatira.
Speaker 4: Yes, oh fuck me?
Speaker 2: Oh fuck? Oh uh well, fuck me sideways. Mm hmm.
There's one person that comes to mind that's the greatest demon,
and I do not have a that block for her yet.
Speaker 6: Uh, oh my god, you just brought Oh I mean shit, Am.
Speaker 2: I gonna bring her? I mean, technically she is a
demon of it? Am I gonna bring an ego th off?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: That would literally bring her into the room because technically
she's not yet or she's like outside. Oh oh no,
oh no. This is where we're gonna day's episode, Y'all's
where we're gonna in. Uh wait, what time is it?
Speaker 9: All?
Speaker 1: Because I wouldn't let kill me.
Speaker 2: All because I did not suspect. Okay, yeah, yeah, we're
gonna We're gonna kind of hear y'all. This is the
end of tay episode. Catch us next time as I
figure out what fucking demon is he going to summon
and will they die? Tune in next time. Until then,
Bye bye,