Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'd let you taco one on
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Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: We're both big Costco fans. I think we've made that
Speaker 4: crystal clear over the years. Yeah, ndred percent taco. How
Speaker 4: would you feel about And I'm down.
Speaker 3: With people that are Sam's fans, Bjays whichever club you're
Speaker 3: part of. Those are just a great way to purchase nowadays.
Speaker 4: How about getting paid twenty five hundred bucks to go
Speaker 4: in a little shopping spree at Costco. Here here's how
Speaker 4: this deal is gonna work, though there's a few hoops
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to jump through some outfit called online
Speaker 4: casinos dot com. I guess they're doing some sort of
Speaker 4: deal on Kirkland Signature products, which are the in store
Speaker 4: brand at Costco, which are actually name brand stuff made
Speaker 4: by name brand manufacturers, just marketed as Kirkland.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a lot of stores do that. So here's the deal.
Speaker 4: They're gonna get some Costco fans fifteen hundred dollars worth
Speaker 4: of Costco gift cards to go and buy nothing but
Speaker 4: Kirkland Signature products and then live on them for an
Speaker 4: entire week. And then you'll need to share your adventures, good, bad, surprising,
Speaker 4: just be honest with the Kirkland product and your experiences with.
Speaker 2: Them on social media.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: So you'd be doing everything from food and clothes to
Speaker 4: cleaning supplies and bed sheets and everything in between. And
Speaker 4: at the end of this, they'll then give you another
Speaker 4: thousand bucks and they'll pick up the tab on a
Speaker 4: fresh one year Costco executive membership for you.
Speaker 3: I see a couple things with this that kind of
Speaker 3: counted me out right out at the gate. Before you
Speaker 3: said all the you know specifics. I was like, sweet,
Speaker 3: I'm going to buy some Kirkland Golf clubs ball that
Speaker 3: I got to live a week on it.
Speaker 2: So you got to document all this stuff on us.
Speaker 3: So that's the other part, you know, not the best
Speaker 3: with social media.
Speaker 2: I uh tried these meatballs today. This Kirkla lazagna was
Speaker 2: delicious by the way. Oh you got you found a
Speaker 2: new product there.
Speaker 4: No, you bring up the lasagna which I have a
Speaker 4: bone to pick, and I don't have many bones to
Speaker 4: pick with costs. Go. This is a personal situation, and
Speaker 4: get don't get me wrong. If this is the biggest
Speaker 4: cross I have to bear in life, I'm doing okay.
Speaker 4: They've narrowed down the Kirkland lasagna offering to the one
Speaker 4: that contains both meat and sausage, which is fine with me.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's the one you like. No, that's the one
Speaker 4: I like. But they also had a just ground beef
Speaker 4: lasagna Kirkland, which I haven't seen in six eight months.
Speaker 4: It's out now as an option at food night in
Speaker 4: the Lynch household. Because a wife won't do the one
Speaker 4: that has the sausage in it. What to do?
Speaker 2: What to do? Let me think you can't really top.
Speaker 4: The deal on that that on lasagna they sell.
Speaker 3: Man, just get the stuff peppers and call it a night. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: that hasn't been that she wants.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Like I said, if that's my biggest issue
Speaker 2: at Costco, I think, guy, you could.
Speaker 3: Go through there and buy a big old brisket. You know,
Speaker 3: I'm sure they have a Kirkland brisket right now. It's
Speaker 3: that's meat is meat there at Costco. It's just a
Speaker 3: Kirkling branded products.
Speaker 2: Yet I like a Kirkland anyway.
Speaker 4: So again it's called casinos dot com is uh throwing
Speaker 4: that promotion?
Speaker 3: Oh there's the third problem I'm with prize picks, So
Speaker 3: I'm sure there'd be a you know.
Speaker 2: Are they competing? Outfit?
Speaker 3: Might be said, well, when I hear a casino and
Speaker 3: and you know, I'm like, okay, pick them fantasy game
Speaker 3: and then yeah, could you know?
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 4: I got hard rocked bet literature in the mail the
Speaker 4: other day. I got to talk about target advertising. Couch potato. Mate, Hey,
Speaker 4: while you're there wasting your whole day watching sports, why
Speaker 4: don't you throw some money on the games?
Speaker 2: You ready for this?
Speaker 3: I got it this past weekend, so it must just
Speaker 3: be there blanketing our areas. And I also had it,
Speaker 3: Remember I had it sitting on my desk yesterday.
Speaker 2: It said, W J R R Care of Taco Bob.
Speaker 4: Please please wage your lots of money, thank you, seven
Speaker 4: will try of Florida. Yes, okay, WTF we all know
Speaker 4: what that stands for. Well, you guys, this is a stretch.
Speaker 4: But I bring it up because this is a segment
Speaker 4: called idiotology, and this is pretty idiotic if you are
Speaker 4: banking on this particular situation, meaning horrible years ahead. I
Speaker 4: really think come on, New Year. The new year starts
Speaker 4: on a Wednesday. Okay, this hasn't happened in a long time. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday,
Speaker 4: the first three days of the new year. Okay, it's amazing.
Speaker 4: We're doomed that it's gonna be just a bad year globally.
Speaker 3: If you believe something like that, like you said at
Speaker 3: the beginning, that's a stretch.
Speaker 4: Twelve million people have viewed the post, three hundred and
Speaker 4: forty four thousand likes and over fourteen hundred comments regarding this.
Speaker 4: The last time this happened was twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: That's what's wrong with our world. Is that a COVID year? Right?
Speaker 2: That truly was a WTF year?
Speaker 3: Yeah I was, But that's the wrong on our with
Speaker 3: our world that twelve million people have interacted with this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, look that's what we do now, man.
Speaker 3: Wednesday is the Wednesday's the new year? Is that the first?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: So then Tuesday night is what you need to think
Speaker 3: about anyway, and be worried about that.
Speaker 2: Who cares about things? Go sideways Tuesday night? Never mind?
Speaker 2: Just go get yourself A Kirk was on here.
Speaker 4: Party at home. All right, we've got another one of these.
Speaker 4: And there is video of this, of course on our
Speaker 4: Facebook page. It's another stolen heavy equipment story, in this
Speaker 4: case an excavator.
Speaker 2: You Facebook page, right, Yeah, this is Washington State.
Speaker 4: Broad Daylight Saturday morning, Broad Daylight Saturday morning. A crew
Speaker 4: stole an excavator from some roadside construction. I guess they
Speaker 4: weren't working on the weekend, so all the equipment was
Speaker 4: just sitting there. They grabbed one of the excavators and
Speaker 4: then took off to a nearby one of those mobile
Speaker 4: ATMs that just sits, you know, out like in a
Speaker 4: parking lot. They knocked the whole gd thing off with
Speaker 4: the excavator, and they had a pickup truck with the
Speaker 4: you know, rest of the crew that was in on
Speaker 4: this standing by with the pickup truck. Knock the excavator off.
Speaker 4: All this captured on video. Yeah, they got the whole
Speaker 4: darn thing, scooped it up and put it in the
Speaker 4: pickup truck. This is eight o'clock Saturday morning, right there
Speaker 4: in broad daylight. Would you at least expect something like
Speaker 4: this to happen? And they take off with the whole
Speaker 4: atm in the back of the pickup truck. Police are
Speaker 4: called and spot the culprits. A chase starts.
Speaker 3: Get this are they waiting? I see now, I see
Speaker 3: the excavator driving away.
Speaker 4: The news report's greatest says, you can see the stolen
Speaker 4: excavator making its way down East Main Street.
Speaker 2: There it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is why have you ever noticed when you
Speaker 3: drive by some construction sites, these are ham and eggers.
Speaker 3: You hike your equipment up in the air. Have you
Speaker 3: ever noticed when you see certain things dangling from a road.
Speaker 2: What do they put the keys in the bucket? Lift
Speaker 2: it up?
Speaker 3: And I don't know if they do it for that.
Speaker 3: I'm only ten percent construing.
Speaker 4: That's what I want to How do these things keep
Speaker 4: getting stolen? They just leave the keys in or there
Speaker 4: are no keys, you can just start them up.
Speaker 3: Usually you just put them on the tar. You know,
Speaker 3: time to go to the bar. Here's a where'd you
Speaker 3: leave the keys, Ralphie, right under the front seat like.
Speaker 2: Normal dashboard some visor.
Speaker 3: Now you know how they but you've seen that what
Speaker 3: I'm talking about, right, It's usually like the generator on
Speaker 3: the job will be floating in the air because they
Speaker 3: know that's just a price tag for somebody.
Speaker 4: Sweet, you're saying the excavator. What do they do with
Speaker 4: the excavator?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, okay, again, I'm bits and pieces, bobble and ten percent.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to figure out how this is going to
Speaker 4: prevent it from me they stolen.
Speaker 3: They lift the generators. There it is at the text
Speaker 3: line two two five six. Thank you. They lift up
Speaker 3: the generator and have it like on a rope, so
Speaker 3: you'll see when you drive by a big construction set.
Speaker 2: I have seen.
Speaker 4: Okay, so they don't steal the generator. What about the
Speaker 4: actual excavator? Though, you gotta get more responsible. I don't
Speaker 4: know so anyway, at the end of the story, police
Speaker 4: catch up with the guys. They're fleeing ATMs in the back.
Speaker 2: Washington State.
Speaker 4: Oh no, they oh my gosh, they have reached city limits.
Speaker 4: We're not gonna chase them anymore. This is where Bob
Speaker 4: World Order goes in. Yes, mm hmm.
Speaker 3: We would have already taken out the tires with a
Speaker 3: hail of gunfire right on Main Street. I'm not really
Speaker 3: concerned about the citizens. Stop sticks down, whatever it takes. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're gonna make that thing stop so quick the ATM
Speaker 3: flies over the over the hood of the truck where
Speaker 3: it just goes.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 3: Oh, by the way, new BWO stickers are in. I
Speaker 3: was yesterday, but I got that mailer. Attention Taco Bob.
Speaker 3: I was grabbing all the BW stickers that I had
Speaker 3: to mail out. So if you want the new BWO sticker,
Speaker 3: just send us a self address stamped envelope. Coozies are
Speaker 3: at different events that we do.
Speaker 4: By the way, the dude sent the twenty dollars said,
Speaker 4: just for your trouble, send me some BWO stickers and
Speaker 4: use the rest of you buy yourself.
Speaker 2: Some beer boys as nick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome, but that is completely unnecessary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I think it's I don't want to say
Speaker 3: it on the air. I think he wants me to
Speaker 3: send him something else, oh weed or something now coozies,
Speaker 3: but we're not doing that. No, no, we're not mailing
Speaker 3: out koozies to people.
Speaker 4: Will send to you the stickers if you send us
Speaker 4: a self addressed step dovlo mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, if you have equipment keys for whatever brand equipment,
Speaker 3: say Ko Komatsu, on whatever excavator, I'll say they fit
Speaker 3: all of un reversal.
Speaker 2: Huh uh huh. Wow.
Speaker 3: They might want to rethink that you knew that these
Speaker 3: guys were construction workers because they knew how to work
Speaker 3: to pick up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can clearly see the excavator going down East
Speaker 4: Main Street at eight o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Street Waundy are our