Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Johnny mack back Live. I'm back
Speaker 1: from Antarctica. No really, I was in Antarctica. I'll talk
Speaker 1: about that after the break, but let's catch up Nicki
Speaker 1: Glazer on the Golden Globes. I thought she was fantastic.
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed her monologue. It was a nice traditional
Speaker 1: I called it Johnny Carson style monologue, where you just
Speaker 1: call out the people in the audience and say something
Speaker 1: funny about them. Be the equivalent of me going and
Speaker 1: Scott Beckett is here. Scott's excited about the Golden Globes
Speaker 1: because it means I won't play the Joe Coy joke anymore,
Speaker 1: you know, that kind of harmless spanter among friends. I
Speaker 1: thought she was really, really good. Nicki shared some details
Speaker 1: with Howard Stern, saying I got paid pretty I'm good
Speaker 1: with that. There was a past host who said how
Speaker 1: much he got in his monologue, and I got less
Speaker 1: than that. I'll come back to that, but that's okay.
Speaker 1: I'll get more next year. I feel well paid for
Speaker 1: what I do. I'm all right. I like cause she's
Speaker 1: assuming she's hosting next year. That said, it should be
Speaker 1: a great choice. Obviously, The speculation is she's referring to
Speaker 1: Gerard Carmichael, who hosted in twenty twenty three. He disclosed
Speaker 1: on stage that was paid half a million dollars for
Speaker 1: his hosting gig. You may recall the Golden Globes had
Speaker 1: to rebuild the ceremony was canceled in twenty twenty two
Speaker 1: after the controversy surrounding the Hollywood Foreign Press Association's a
Speaker 1: lack of diversity. But I think even after last year
Speaker 1: with you know Who making the joke about you know Who,
Speaker 1: the Golden Globes are back. Baby, It's a thing again.
Speaker 1: I think it's a chair that people will want to host.
Speaker 1: But Nikki Glazer did great and said if they'll have
Speaker 1: me back for twenty twenty six, I'm all in the
Speaker 1: first time. You just want to prove yourself and I
Speaker 1: feel like I did that. She sure did. She shared
Speaker 1: with Howard some jokes cut from the monologue, some of
Speaker 1: them which she obviously would have told better. This is
Speaker 1: the last time all of you will be in the
Speaker 1: same room together until the Diddy trial. That is a
Speaker 1: great joke, she explained. They had another Diddy mention that
Speaker 1: worked better, And you're kind of accusing the people in
Speaker 1: the room of being involved in that, and they might
Speaker 1: turn on you. Another joke I loved conclave. It's about
Speaker 1: choosing any poop. It was heartwarming. It'll touch you so
Speaker 1: much that the church will have to move to another theater.
Speaker 1: Hot tip. You don't need ID to get into the
Speaker 1: conclave after party, She explained, we didn't do that because
Speaker 1: there were Catholic joke pedophile jokes. We've all heard them.
Speaker 1: We don't need more of that. A tag to her
Speaker 1: joke about calling Adrian Brody a two time Holocaust survivor
Speaker 1: for his appearance in two Holocaust movies, The Pianist and
Speaker 1: the Brutalist, dropped from that joke was the tag if
Speaker 1: Adrian Brody could go back in time, he would thank
Speaker 1: Baby Hitler for his career. Nicki said, I love that
Speaker 1: one so much, but my assistant is gen Z and
Speaker 1: she was like, I don't get it. Nicki explained, Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna lose a whole generation on that joke, and
Speaker 1: then I've said Hitler for nothing. Another cut joke, only
Speaker 1: murders in the building is amazing. I think it's so
Speaker 1: cool that legends like Steve Martin Martin short and Meryl
Speaker 1: Streeper all in it. It just goes to show you
Speaker 1: you're never too old to still need money. Why are
Speaker 1: you working so hard? What's going on? Did you get
Speaker 1: caught up in the hawk to a crypto scheme? That's
Speaker 1: a good joke. Why don't you cut that one? Glenn
Speaker 1: Powell's nominated tonight for hit Man. Who would have thought
Speaker 1: you'd only be the second hottest hit man in America?
Speaker 1: This one probably a good cut. This is the only
Speaker 1: show where you can see the biggest stars in movies
Speaker 1: and TV joined together with a common goal getting out
Speaker 1: here tonight before Dak Sheppard asked them to do his podcast,
Speaker 1: another one good cut. The Wild Robot is nominated tonight,
Speaker 1: and by that I mean Nicole Kidman after two white wines.
Speaker 1: Glazer interestingly said, I wish we could have done that.
Speaker 1: But if she makes a face. Yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to make a joke about somebody and then they make
Speaker 1: a face. It could kill your career? Or did it?
Speaker 1: We'll talk about Joe Hooy on the weekend. Michael Keaton
Speaker 1: was so great and Beotle Juice and Alec Baldwin sadly
Speaker 1: did not come back to play a ghost because he
Speaker 1: was too busy making them. Wow, that's a great joke,
Speaker 1: Nicky said, Please know that, I know it wasn't nice.
Speaker 1: It's such a great joke, but it's just too mean.
Speaker 1: Another great joke, here's Ben Affleck. I can't wait to
Speaker 1: see which Jennifer you try to ruin next. The Hollywood
Speaker 1: Reporter caught up with the Golden Gloves producers. They asked
Speaker 1: why they thought Nicky was so successful and said, hard work.
Speaker 1: Putting in the work is very important. And we've said
Speaker 1: it many many times. It sounds redundant, but she was
Speaker 1: doing literally four or five shows a night in la
Speaker 1: and other cities for three weeks to get ready for this,
Speaker 1: and she tested it out on a lot of the
Speaker 1: jokes and knew what worked and what didn't work. And
Speaker 1: her team went to her and said, oh, that joke
Speaker 1: will work here. Maybe it's too inside only of the
Speaker 1: people in the room. I get that the people at
Speaker 1: home won't get it. And she honed it down with
Speaker 1: the ones that work, and that's why she did a
Speaker 1: great job. And then she hit us with a couple
Speaker 1: of curveballs along the way, but that was fine too.
Speaker 1: They wound up being funny like popular. So let me
Speaker 1: remind everybody Joe Cooy only got the job nine days
Speaker 1: before the Golden Globes. They didn't have a host at all.
Speaker 1: So while we're all killing Joe Koy for being the
Speaker 1: worst host ever, I mean he told that terrible joke
Speaker 1: about you know Who'm not going to go there today, Relax,
Speaker 1: Scott Beckett. He only had nine days. Give the guy
Speaker 1: four months. You know, maybe somebody smiles at the joke.
Speaker 1: Who knows what happens. I still blame her. Bring it swifties.
Speaker 1: The Golden Globes ratings were actually down. Initially, CBS reported
Speaker 1: that the ratings had jumped seven percent from last year's show,
Speaker 1: claiming ten point one million viewers. However, Variety later released
Speaker 1: numbers from Nielsen that showed a dip of two percent
Speaker 1: in the ratings. With nine point three million viewers. Last
Speaker 1: year's show, hosted by Joe Koy, was up fifty one
Speaker 1: percent from when the show aired on NBC in twenty
Speaker 1: twenty three. That year got six point twenty five million viewers.
Speaker 1: Maybe Joe Koy should be the host after all? Catching
Speaker 1: up because I was in Antartica. We'll talk about that
Speaker 1: after the break. Ali Wong. Single Lady won Best Stand
Speaker 1: Up Special of the Year. The other nominees were Jimmie Fox,
Speaker 1: Nicky Seth Meyers, Adam Sandler, Rommie Yusef. Out of that group,
Speaker 1: I would have picked Adam Sandler, so that lets you
Speaker 1: know how bad the picks were. I don't know who
Speaker 1: made those nominations, but I would have picked none of
Speaker 1: the above. And if I had to pick Adam Sandler.
Speaker 1: People are mad a comedian Hannah Brenner for a joke
Speaker 1: Hannah made during that Netflix End of the Year special
Speaker 1: Thing Torching twenty twenty four. I have not seen it yet.
Speaker 1: I was in Antartica. Did I mention that Brenner joked
Speaker 1: she likes Luigi MANGIONI saying luigis so hot right now?
Speaker 1: Who knew besides Travis Kelcey you could become so popular
Speaker 1: with women by shooting loads into a billionaire. That's a
Speaker 1: naughty joke there when fan wrote not to be too woke,
Speaker 1: but that was wildly inappropriate. Relax everybody, It's a joke.
Speaker 1: Kevin Nilan is getting a show on Fox Nation. His
Speaker 1: self produced talk show Hiking with Kevin will go to
Speaker 1: Fox News streaming thing Hiking with Kevin se'es Kevin Nielan
Speaker 1: joined by high profile celebrity guests including Nicky Glazer, Conan O'Brien,
Speaker 1: Rob Low, David Spade, Martin Short, and others as they
Speaker 1: hike through the canyons of La Malibu, Utah and elsewhere.
Speaker 1: I'll let me jump in here. I'm well aware of
Speaker 1: the fires. I hope everyone is okay. I don't want
Speaker 1: to just flippantly make a reference about hiking through the
Speaker 1: canyons of La It is horrific what is happening out there.
Speaker 1: I hope everyone is safe. Clearly. Neilan recorded this in
Speaker 1: the past. He said, when I hike with these people,
Speaker 1: they are really forthcoming. You're outside, you don't have an
Speaker 1: audience in front of you, you don't have these bright lights,
Speaker 1: and you're hiking. You become more casual and open and
Speaker 1: you have your endorphins going. Fox Nation has made ten
Speaker 1: episodes of Hiking with Kevin Availabel on a Fox Nation
Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan was booed in Los Angeles at WWE on
Speaker 1: Monday night they were making their debut on Netflix. Gabriel
Speaker 1: Iglesias weighed in, saying it was a painful experience, but
Speaker 1: he thinks the WWE should have known better, given that
Speaker 1: the show was in LA and Hulk Hogan was a
Speaker 1: major Donald Trump presidential campaign supporter. Gabe said that was
Speaker 1: painful watching Hulk Hogan get booed. I'm like, yeah, wow,
Speaker 1: from great to hate that was ugly. That was ugly.
Speaker 1: But I mean, at the same time, they should have
Speaker 1: known better. You know that Hulk Hogan's been out there
Speaker 1: on this political train, trying to sell his beer and
Speaker 1: trying to be on the Trump train. So you take
Speaker 1: somebody like that and you put them in a blue
Speaker 1: state in LA, what else is going to happen? That
Speaker 1: might be the reaction? Hulk Hogan is out hawking a
Speaker 1: real American beer now an official partner of WWE. I
Speaker 1: have not yet seen Gabe's new special. I'm catching up
Speaker 1: on life. Did I mention I was in Antarctica? We'll
Speaker 1: talk about that after the break. The Hollywood Reporter did
Speaker 1: a big profile of Gabe for this special. He said,
Speaker 1: I wanted to let everybody know, Hey, I've been around
Speaker 1: for a very long time, and I've seen a lot
Speaker 1: of things happen, and a lot of entertainers come and go,
Speaker 1: and if I'm still here after all these years, I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have to deal with any of these issues that
Speaker 1: are amongst us right now about what you can and
Speaker 1: can't say. I've always felt, like I said, I'm coming
Speaker 1: from a good place. It should be okay. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to be diplomatic and cool about things, but also be like,
Speaker 1: come on, guys, I'm still gonna be here after this,
Speaker 1: so let's just stop it already. In the special, he
Speaker 1: jokes about things like pronouns and says I'm leaning into it,
Speaker 1: but I'm not making an agenda to go out and
Speaker 1: just attack. I never attack. I react. So it's me
Speaker 1: sharing stories about going through certain experiences and how I
Speaker 1: to them, versus, hey, I want to talk about politics.
Speaker 1: The Hollood reporter was curious about, what do you mean.
Speaker 1: You've seen a lot of comics come and go. Is
Speaker 1: there a through line as to why many don't make it?
Speaker 1: And Gabe said, I think it's pacing. There are a
Speaker 1: lot of entertainers out there that got the one thing
Speaker 1: that hits and next thing, you know, Gangham style man,
Speaker 1: and then you're gone. I want to comment on that
Speaker 1: as somebody who's been a comedy industry adjacent for two
Speaker 1: plus decades now. The people who last are what I
Speaker 1: call the brick wall comedians, the guys that tell jokes.
Speaker 1: The shooting stars are the gimmick comedians. And I can
Speaker 1: go all the way back to somebody like Dice, these
Speaker 1: stylized comedians, you know, like Jim Gaffigan is standing in
Speaker 1: front of a brick wall telling jokes. Jim's going to
Speaker 1: be around another thirty years. Then you'll have other comedians.
Speaker 1: And I want to be positive today. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to pick on anybody, but like Dice had an act,
Speaker 1: and the act comedians tend to be shooting stars. So
Speaker 1: that's what means by Gangham style. Gabe said, it's like, whoa,
Speaker 1: You're on top of the world a minute ago. Where
Speaker 1: do you go? Being nice goes a long way. I
Speaker 1: think a lot of times people forget that and they
Speaker 1: start being a jerk. He faces to people that eliminates
Speaker 1: people quickly and then being consistent with me, all the
Speaker 1: specials of branded everything is fluffy something you want to
Speaker 1: keep reminding people that that's the brand. Sometimes people will say, well,
Speaker 1: that's pretty excessive, and I go no, because all it
Speaker 1: takes is one or two years for them to start
Speaker 1: forgetting you. You have to constantly remind them and continue
Speaker 1: to put out what you've been putting out. I can't
Speaker 1: just be doing a show that's fun and friendly and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden you go to this political
Speaker 1: rant about who you should vote for, because now you're
Speaker 1: turning people off. The hollyd reporter was like, you refine
Speaker 1: this fluffy person over the years. How's he different from
Speaker 1: the real you? Gabe said, the guy on stage is
Speaker 1: just louder and talks more. So. Yeah, I went to
Speaker 1: Antarctica over the break. My daughter and I went flipping
Speaker 1: over all the cards here. The last sixteen episodes of
Speaker 1: this podcast were pre taped. Now it was the holidays,
Speaker 1: so it's a good time of year to be away.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine another scenario where I would hand in
Speaker 1: two and a half weeks of pre taped shows because
Speaker 1: usually when I travel, I bring the laptop with me
Speaker 1: and just do the show from wherever I am. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty open with you guys that'll pretape a weekend
Speaker 1: or sometimes you know, wrap a weekend with a Monday
Speaker 1: pre tape. But for the most part, I do the
Speaker 1: show quote unquote live. But yeah, it was a lot
Speaker 1: coming up with stuff for sixteen days of pretapes. Thank
Speaker 1: you Mike Chisholm for letting me rerun the interview on
Speaker 1: New Year's Day, so that saved one. End of the
Speaker 1: year countdowns came in pretty handy in terms of the show.
Speaker 1: I want to pretape the weekend. I'll give you quote
Speaker 1: unquote live shows through this weekend just to catch up.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna go back and do every story then
Speaker 1: I missed. You know, it's daily comedy news, not daily
Speaker 1: comedy story. John didn't get to two weeks ago, say
Speaker 1: John Mullaney on Broadway. We'll just let the past be.
Speaker 1: I do need to catch up on my specials. I
Speaker 1: didn't see Nates, I haven't seen Gabe, I didn't see
Speaker 1: the End of the Year thing. I didn't see Michelle
Speaker 1: Buteau and whatever else came out. But we'll catch up
Speaker 1: here anyway. It is good to be back in the
Speaker 1: basement studio recording the podcast. But Antarctica, man, people are
Speaker 1: asking about it. A typical day would be breakfast, You
Speaker 1: put on all your cold gear. You get in on
Speaker 1: a zodiac boat, which is like a big raft boat
Speaker 1: with a motorized engine, head over to the land, walk around,
Speaker 1: stare at penguins and seals. Come back, change out of
Speaker 1: your wet clothes, go eat lunch, go back to the room,
Speaker 1: put your wet clothes back on. Back to land again.
Speaker 1: Do that again for another two three hours. Come back
Speaker 1: for dinner, pass out because you are exhausted. Repeat. It
Speaker 1: was amazing. It does take a minute to get there.
Speaker 1: On my way down, from leaving my home to JFKA
Speaker 1: Airport to actually checking into the hotel room was a
Speaker 1: thirty one hour trip. So if you say to me
Speaker 1: right now, hey, you want to fly to Sydney, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all I have to do is get on
Speaker 1: a plane in Los Angeles and watch moviees for sixteen hours,
Speaker 1: no problem, I'll go. You may have heard of the
Speaker 1: Drake passage and the Drake shake. That is no joke.
Speaker 1: I was fine. My poor daughter has spent two days
Speaker 1: in bed twice. It's two days at sea before you
Speaker 1: get to Antarctica. And if you don't like rocking boats,
Speaker 1: don't go. But if you're an adventurer, I highly recommend
Speaker 1: you go. I did an expedition cruise, so this wasn't
Speaker 1: a big Disney cruise. This was one hundred passengers and
Speaker 1: forty crew on a boat probably maybe small than the
Speaker 1: Staten Island Ferry for New Yorkers, but definitely not a
Speaker 1: giant cruise ship. And it rocked. But I had an
Speaker 1: awesome time. When I get some time, I'm going to
Speaker 1: make a podcast out of it, and I will share
Speaker 1: that with you when we get a little closer. All right,
Speaker 1: back to comedy. SNL is turning fifty. Did you know
Speaker 1: that way? You should talk about that at some point.
Speaker 1: Will Ferralt, Tina fe and Andy Simberg are in a
Speaker 1: promo for Peacocks SNL fifty Beyond Saturday Night, which will
Speaker 1: celebrate the show's fiftieth anniversary. Also appearing in the special
Speaker 1: Dana Carvey, Tracy Morgan, Amy Poehler, and Jimmy Fallon, and
Speaker 1: the trailer mac Packer. Andy Samberg says, my first audition
Speaker 1: I threw up. One of the four episodes centers on
Speaker 1: the more cow Bell Sketch, one of the Alzheimer's. Another
Speaker 1: episode focuses on the problematic Season eleven that came close
Speaker 1: to getting the show canceled. Jimmy Fallon says, this is
Speaker 1: beyond my wildest dreams that you're making a documentary about
Speaker 1: the cow Bell sketch. Some other specials coming out January
Speaker 1: twenty seventh, NBC's Ladies and Gentlemen fifty Years of SNL Music,
Speaker 1: and a live primetime special will be on NBC in
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Speaker 1: do this. I've been away for two and a half weeks.
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Speaker 1: uh huh. The trailer is out for Amy Schumer's new
Speaker 1: Netflix comedy feature Kind of Pregnant. In Kind of Pregnant,
Speaker 1: Amy Schumer plays a lady who wears a fake baby
Speaker 1: bump while feeling jealous of her best friend's pregnancy and
Speaker 1: ends up meeting a perfect guy. In the trailer, Amy asked,
Speaker 1: did you ever feel like such a big lie you
Speaker 1: don't know how to get out of it? Some of
Speaker 1: the comments on YouTube include, this trailer makes me want
Speaker 1: to sit on my TV and watch my couch. Is
Speaker 1: it too late to replace Amy Schumer with another actress?
Speaker 1: And it seems like Netflix took a look at what
Speaker 1: Taylor shared in has been doing by appealing to regular
Speaker 1: Americans who just want a fun time and said, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do the exact opposite of that. And then is
Speaker 1: your comedy news for today. I missed you guys, appreciate you.
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