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<v Speaker 1>For a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We let you taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R. But you're freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Hey, about another fifteen minutes or so? Get

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<v Speaker 2>your votes in for you say it, we play it

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<v Speaker 2>if you're interested in trying to win Metallica tickets, that is, Yeah, JR.

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<v Speaker 1>Our Facebook page, tell us which of the three kiss

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<v Speaker 1>songs you'd like us to play. The one with the

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<v Speaker 1>most votes is played back at nine and uh, somebody's

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<v Speaker 1>just randomly picked for Metallica. You do about fifteen minutes,

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<v Speaker 1>j or our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Take you all about. I don't know. Ten seconds might

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<v Speaker 2>pay off in a big way for you. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you familiar with the CBS FBI shows that are

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<v Speaker 2>on I think that's Tuesday nights. Yeah, I think I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen it promoted. You've got I watch them on a

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<v Speaker 2>fairly regular basis. He's an FBI guy there. You've got FBI,

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<v Speaker 2>you've got FBI Most Wanted, and you've got FBI International. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>they're gonna try to drink from the well again.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like they're gone FBI Africa they've already got international.

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<v Speaker 2>Where else do you go with the FBI franchise? I know,

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<v Speaker 2>let's cross pollinate two agencies. FBI CIA is in development

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<v Speaker 2>for a potential twenty five twenty six launch.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't those guys already butt heads in real life anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>I know they don't communicate very well from what we've

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<v Speaker 2>seen as president. Yeah, and it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Just like Navy and Army guys, you know overall, they

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<v Speaker 1>sure they get on, but they really you are kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, oh, yeah, you were in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Navy, you were in the Army. The official log line

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<v Speaker 2>says a dedicated, straight laced FBI agent and a street

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<v Speaker 2>smart CIA agent or part of a new clandestine task

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<v Speaker 2>force charged with solving and preventing domestic terrorism in and

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<v Speaker 2>around New York City whatever, FBI, ci A. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>like when they did Law and Order SV they all

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<v Speaker 2>do it. The n c I S series.

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<v Speaker 1>N CIS, that's the next one I was going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I have n CIS Los Angeles, which do you

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<v Speaker 1>still watch that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Because once Kinsey started really falling for that shaggy haired

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<v Speaker 1>dog looking dude, I was like, no, I mean shaggy

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<v Speaker 1>like shaggy da like a big fluffy, you know, mountain dog.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, once she started falling for him, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't do it for me anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that even still on? I don't know. If people

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<v Speaker 2>wonder why why broadcast networks are in trouble, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>here's your answer. FBI, C I A. I'm assuming they'll

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<v Speaker 2>have to put that on a different night because they've

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<v Speaker 2>already got a three hour block, the primetime block clogged

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<v Speaker 2>up on Tuesdays, okay, from eight to till your late

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<v Speaker 2>news comes on. Maybe just started out on Friday nights,

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<v Speaker 2>which is the fail slot anyway, and that rights, is

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<v Speaker 2>it still like that? I do think that is well,

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<v Speaker 2>you're hampered your hamstring if you start out on a

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night and then if they move you to Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the handwritings on the wall. The banana box is

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<v Speaker 2>in your start looking pals in your dressing room, ready

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<v Speaker 2>for you to pack it up. Although the exception of

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<v Speaker 2>that would be your Blue Bloods. Wasn't that always on

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<v Speaker 2>Friday night? I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I never really watched that many originals. I just watched

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<v Speaker 1>all the reruns.

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<v Speaker 2>A teaching assistant has tried to sue for racial discrimination

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<v Speaker 2>after her colleague said quote there is a brown cow

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<v Speaker 2>during a phonics lesson. Kamale Jit Corner claimed she was

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<v Speaker 2>the victim of racism when a teacher repeated the phrase

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<v Speaker 2>twice while teaching young pupils how to read and write

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<v Speaker 2>in phonics. If you didn't know, this brown cow is

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<v Speaker 2>often used as a way to teach children how to

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<v Speaker 2>make the owl sound, but miss Knorr claimed it was

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<v Speaker 2>directed at her. Is she fat? No, she's Indian. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know she's a fat Indiana Indians out there. This

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<v Speaker 2>is a this is a UK. See this this isn't

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<v Speaker 2>just unique to the United States. This kind of crap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, calin racism happens everywhere. Everybody's got a you know,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody has a deck of race cards that they're more

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<v Speaker 2>than willing to pull out for just about anything. And

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<v Speaker 2>bet the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's your next lesson, kids, He's driving a white Cadillac.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. I'm suing exactly, you know with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, somebody said, no, n cis Los Angeles is no

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<v Speaker 1>longer on the whole blue Blood's phenomenon. When I when

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<v Speaker 1>I got into that late, I get it. But the

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<v Speaker 1>reason Why is because all those other stupid shows you

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<v Speaker 1>just mentioned, all the n C I S and the

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<v Speaker 1>C I A and then this s ubs once all

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<v Speaker 1>those were just flooding the airwaves. I said, I can

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<v Speaker 1>just watch this one. That's super cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey is uh Dick and Jane Stile a thing in

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like the first grade? I remember see Dick Dick, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I made you giggle. Oh yeah, even in first grade,

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<v Speaker 2>I remember this. Uh huh. I was like all right,

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<v Speaker 2>and I done zi. That started early for him. C Dick.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh, Miami Vice used to be on Friday Night's

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<v Speaker 1>never missed an effort.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, you know what. You're right, that was one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred percent right. You know what, though, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if Friday nights was always the graveyard time slot for

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it used to. I think Friday nights

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<v Speaker 2>used to be like that used to be like if

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<v Speaker 2>you got Friday Night, that's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got yet, because you know what else was

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday nights when we were younger, the Dukes of Hazzard.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that a Friday night deal to night? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>remember going to school and you'd go to school and

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<v Speaker 1>they'd be like, oh, Friday night, We're gonna do a

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<v Speaker 1>sleep a sleepover like whatever you'd call it as a kid,

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<v Speaker 1>and watch the Duke Boys, you know, so we.

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<v Speaker 2>Can all like see Dick run when when Daisy Dukes

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<v Speaker 2>came out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That what That show and her specifically really shaped you.

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<v Speaker 2>I think shaped a lot of us.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a Fawcett posters, Jesus man summody in the garage,

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<v Speaker 1>you know. Oh, I'm just into wrenches, screwdriver's do.

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<v Speaker 2>It for me. I'm distracted now, man, Okay, I believe

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<v Speaker 2>I've been remiss in bringing any headline of the Week

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<v Speaker 2>contenders to the table this week. Is that accurate or no? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>it's accurate. Before you go to the headline of the week,

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<v Speaker 2>we have somebody that texted my wife hates nine one one.

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<v Speaker 2>That show is beyond bad with how everything is portrayed.

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<v Speaker 2>That show is the worst. I thought that show looked

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<v Speaker 2>stupid when it was on whatever network it used to

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<v Speaker 2>be on, and I thought it got canceled. Then it

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<v Speaker 2>got picked up by another network, didn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it just keeps on, Yeah, surviving. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>my kids liked him. I'm like, this is just bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Act every part. Okay, so headline of the week. I

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<v Speaker 1>went back and looked, you do not have one all week.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we are only gonna need one in this case.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me know if you agree or not. This is

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<v Speaker 1>just because last week you knocked it out of the

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<v Speaker 1>park with headlines.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, man hunt colon. One armed fugitive wanted for

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<v Speaker 2>brutal stabbing and remote control dispute. One armed fugitive wanted

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<v Speaker 2>for brutal stabbing in remote control dispute. All right, worlds

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<v Speaker 2>are colliding on this one, folks, we got it. We've

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<v Speaker 2>got to unpack this. Here this in Brian's Road. Maryland

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<v Speaker 2>detectives are seeking the whereabouts of Clifton Greenfield. He's fifty

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<v Speaker 2>years old. He's not gonna be hard to find. With

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<v Speaker 2>one as an active warrant charging with first degree assault,

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<v Speaker 2>Greenfield stabbed a relative in the head and neck after

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<v Speaker 2>an argument over the use of a television remote control.

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<v Speaker 2>The victim was transported to a hospital by another relative

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<v Speaker 2>and was treated for the severe head injuries. Greenfield had

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<v Speaker 2>fled and it's been in the wind ever since. Told you.

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<v Speaker 2>He hit six foot waists two twenty and is missing

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<v Speaker 2>his left arm. That's an easy apb to. In the

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<v Speaker 2>name of public service. I have put out his picture

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<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page in case he's fled to the

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<v Speaker 2>freestand of Florida.

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<v Speaker 1>He's dressed pretty nicely, but he still has that Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll stab you in the head with my good arm. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, look at him like he's got a little

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<v Speaker 1>mobster field too.

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<v Speaker 2>Clearly he had to multitask, well, well, how can you

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<v Speaker 2>multitask with the remote and the knife? Now it's one

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<v Speaker 2>or the other.

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<v Speaker 1>He's sitting there on the couch saying, give me the

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<v Speaker 1>remote control. Or he's like, hey, it's Mike's turn for

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<v Speaker 1>the remote control. You know that one make you get

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<v Speaker 1>an outage? And then that one says no, and he says,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't give me that remote control, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>stab you with this knife. Then he stabs him. Watches

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes of the show holds probably.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheesy show. I can get away with this. Their cops

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<v Speaker 2>would never find the one arm guy.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh now people are hitting us with different shows that

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<v Speaker 1>were Friday night?

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<v Speaker 2>Do I need to look for another headline of the

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<v Speaker 2>week between now and tomorrow? Are we done?

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<v Speaker 1>This is?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, come on, you're not gonna top that. You're

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<v Speaker 2>done for the week.

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<v Speaker 1>But if we're doing headline of the month, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if that's gonna beat some of the ones I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I've saved them anyway. Somebody said, don't forget about Love Boat.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know when that was on, but I wouldn't big.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't really into that. Wasn't that in Fantasy Island?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the same night I think?

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<v Speaker 1>And then somebody said, don't forget about the A team

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<v Speaker 1>night Rider.

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<v Speaker 2>A team I think might have been a Monday or Tuesday. Man,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you look at quality shows like all the aforementioned,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you look at this stuff. Now do FBI

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<v Speaker 2>ci A come on a team? Which R R and

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<v Speaker 2>me