WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Morecast Connect and AJ Benze fame. Uh he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:17.960 in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey everybody. AJ Benzi 5 00:00:18.039 --> 00:00:20.239 here with fame as a bitch. This is your daily 6 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:25.000 unfiltered podcast from May to May. Slow Down, AJ March 7 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:29.559 twenty fifth, twenty twenty five, Oh three five two two five, 8 00:00:30.879 --> 00:00:34.079 great date and I think a great show, great show 9 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:41.240 on tap. Let me just check this message really quickly. Okay, um, 10 00:00:41.439 --> 00:00:47.439 lot going on today. Took my blood test today. I'm 11 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:49.880 got my prostate check. That's what I'm doing. But I'm 12 00:00:49.920 --> 00:00:52.359 not getting the finger in the ass. I went to 13 00:00:52.399 --> 00:00:55.960 the urologist the other day and pee a lot. You know, 14 00:00:56.000 --> 00:00:58.159 I'm pining too much. I don't like how much im peing. 15 00:00:58.679 --> 00:01:01.039 And I'm not one to get the test too often. 16 00:01:01.119 --> 00:01:03.719 And i know I've been lax about that. I shouldn't 17 00:01:03.719 --> 00:01:06.799 be that way at my age, but just I've been 18 00:01:06.879 --> 00:01:10.239 lax like everything in my life. I'm a last minute guy, 19 00:01:10.280 --> 00:01:14.319 which is stupid with your health. But anyhow, I went 20 00:01:14.359 --> 00:01:16.799 to the eurologists the other day thinking, okay, they're gonna 21 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.040 stick to the you know, finger in my butt and 22 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:22.680 check the press. And I get to this place and 23 00:01:22.680 --> 00:01:26.640 the doctor's a female. I go, wait a minute, hold 24 00:01:26.680 --> 00:01:30.640 it to female other female eurologists? Do they for men? 25 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:32.879 Do they do they put their finger in your ass? 26 00:01:32.959 --> 00:01:34.920 I don't think I want this. I'm not a finger 27 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:36.840 in the ass guy. I'm not even a knuckle in 28 00:01:36.879 --> 00:01:39.159 the ass guy. So when you go in there to check, 29 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:41.040 I've had it done a couple of times. But these 30 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.760 are men, doctors in Beverly Hills. I tell you, one guy, 31 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:50.000 what's my doctor, Doctor Trabulus? What a name rhymes with fabulous? 32 00:01:50.000 --> 00:01:52.519 Doctor Trabulus was doing it, and as he did it, 33 00:01:53.239 --> 00:01:54.680 I don't know what we got on the subject of 34 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:56.280 I was dating a lot of girls. I was in 35 00:01:56.719 --> 00:02:00.319 La on TV and he asked me about Actually I 36 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:03.840 think it corresponded his finger in my butt corresponded with 37 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:07.040 him asking me you get any action. It was the 38 00:02:07.079 --> 00:02:12.360 worst timing for that question. But you know, anyway, she 39 00:02:12.800 --> 00:02:15.159 didn't do that, the female doctor. She just said, it 40 00:02:15.159 --> 00:02:17.800 doesn't really tell much with a finger, you know, So 41 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:20.080 let's get a blood test and see what that says. 42 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:21.759 So I'm waiting for that test. I took it today. 43 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:23.080 We'll see you in the next day or two. What 44 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:27.080 that means. Feel fine, feel great, but you know, you 45 00:02:27.159 --> 00:02:30.479 never know. But I promise to be more proactive moving 46 00:02:30.520 --> 00:02:35.080 forward with my health. You got to it's just, you know, 47 00:02:35.919 --> 00:02:38.319 too many people around me are dropping. It's just scary, 48 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:43.199 you know, scary. Anyway, let's talk about what's happening out there, 49 00:02:43.199 --> 00:02:46.840 and this show will end with a family story, which 50 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:53.039 you guys tend to enjoy, particularly with regard to some 51 00:02:53.080 --> 00:02:55.879 of the pictures I've posted on the podcast of cess 52 00:02:55.919 --> 00:02:59.479 page from back in the forties and fifties, showing my 53 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:02.960 father and my relatives and grandparents and Rosalie. And we'll 54 00:03:02.960 --> 00:03:04.719 get to that at the end. But I want to 55 00:03:04.759 --> 00:03:08.960 ask this question, I how many articles do I have 56 00:03:09.000 --> 00:03:14.599 to read and how many pictures do I have to see? 57 00:03:15.599 --> 00:03:17.759 Once a year, every year, I gotta see pictures of 58 00:03:17.840 --> 00:03:22.719 Reese Witherspoon and her lookalike Doughter. They love saying this, 59 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:25.159 they love talking about how much they look alike. I'm 60 00:03:25.199 --> 00:03:28.560 sick of it. The kid's cute, Reese Witherspoon's a door. 61 00:03:28.639 --> 00:03:32.360 But we get it. But every year there's stories everywhere 62 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:34.840 because Rene wishes her daughter a happy birthday, or the 63 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:38.560 daughter wishes the mother happy birthday or Merry Christmas on Instagram, 64 00:03:39.039 --> 00:03:46.360 and you know, the lazy press turns it into a story, 65 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:51.439 and it's always about Reese Witherspoon stills feels and looks 66 00:03:51.479 --> 00:03:54.120 youthful at forty nine or forty eight or forty seven, 67 00:03:54.360 --> 00:03:59.639 same story every year. Can we move on, please? It's annoying, 68 00:04:00.560 --> 00:04:03.719 it really is. I don't like to hear this. I 69 00:04:03.759 --> 00:04:07.080 could never imagine working at a newspaper or a magazine 70 00:04:07.120 --> 00:04:11.520 right and actually telling your editor, hey, here's a feel 71 00:04:11.560 --> 00:04:15.159 good story. Reese Witherspoon turned a year older and she 72 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:19.600 still looks like a daughter. Wow, yeah she does. You know, 73 00:04:19.800 --> 00:04:22.079 give me two hundred words on that. Make sure a 74 00:04:22.120 --> 00:04:25.519 fifty of those words are spent describing what they're wearing, 75 00:04:26.879 --> 00:04:29.240 even though anybody looking at the picture can see what 76 00:04:29.279 --> 00:04:32.160 they're wearing. But I can't stand the way stories are 77 00:04:32.199 --> 00:04:37.360 padded in newspapers or magazines. You know, they'll never say 78 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:40.800 the person's name, if they can say the such and 79 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.519 such star of you know, like if they're doing a 80 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:46.160 de Niro story, you know, the Irish The star of 81 00:04:46.199 --> 00:04:50.000 the Irishman was wearing brown corduroy is like, Okay, who 82 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:54.120 cares what he's wearing. It's not a beat shot, it's 83 00:04:54.120 --> 00:05:00.519 not a bikini in Sardinia we're talking about. I'm from 84 00:05:00.519 --> 00:05:03.639 a different world. I used to love well. Sometimes I 85 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:07.800 used to dread heading into the afternoon meeting with all 86 00:05:07.839 --> 00:05:10.920 the editors at the New York Daily News, because that's 87 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:15.680 when you have to let the desk editors and the 88 00:05:15.759 --> 00:05:19.879 guys there to ex but to expect story wise when 89 00:05:19.920 --> 00:05:22.639 it comes to deadline, and if there was anything really 90 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:25.240 good that ought to maybe be moved out of the 91 00:05:25.279 --> 00:05:28.839 gospep column and get preferential treatment on page three or 92 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:33.720 five or even the front cover, that's where it was discussed. Otherwise, 93 00:05:33.800 --> 00:05:36.399 you tell the right people what you're working on, and 94 00:05:36.439 --> 00:05:39.680 they know what to expect. The only time it sucked 95 00:05:39.839 --> 00:05:44.399 was when whether there was some days that just nothing 96 00:05:44.519 --> 00:05:47.560 was really happening, didn't have anything meaty. It was like 97 00:05:47.639 --> 00:05:52.040 two two thirty three o'clock, two hours till deadline. We 98 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:55.120 need four or five stories, you know, twelve hundred words. 99 00:05:55.519 --> 00:05:57.399 That's when I'd have to pick up the phone and 100 00:05:57.439 --> 00:06:01.120 call as many plugged in people as I knew, and 101 00:06:01.120 --> 00:06:04.839 I knew everybody back then. Sometimes I forget d the 102 00:06:05.000 --> 00:06:08.519 drama that happened in our office. My god, But back 103 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:13.079 in the day, New York City had tons of bicycle messengers, 104 00:06:13.120 --> 00:06:18.040 bike messengers right racing across the city, speeding through midtown traffic. 105 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.120 A lot of these guys would even to save time. 106 00:06:21.120 --> 00:06:24.399 The would ride up alongside a bus or a truck 107 00:06:24.680 --> 00:06:27.519 and they with one hand hold on to the wheel 108 00:06:27.560 --> 00:06:32.639 well or you know, a window something, and they'd let 109 00:06:32.680 --> 00:06:35.399 the bus or the truck move them and they wouldn't 110 00:06:35.399 --> 00:06:36.920 have to peddle for a while. They'd get a break. 111 00:06:36.920 --> 00:06:40.160 They used to call that skitching. And these messengers were 112 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:43.800 typically wiry guys, you know, very hyperactive kind of dudes 113 00:06:43.839 --> 00:06:46.560 with knee peds and elbow pads. Not all of them 114 00:06:46.560 --> 00:06:50.199 were helmets either, But when someone had to get me 115 00:06:50.240 --> 00:06:54.000 a roll of film or a document, court papers, whatever, 116 00:06:54.519 --> 00:06:57.160 bike messengers were the fastest way to get your shit. 117 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:00.199 And I'll tell you one time I was I was 118 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:01.839 in the city before I had the job. I was 119 00:07:01.879 --> 00:07:05.720 with my girlfriend soon to be wife at the time, 120 00:07:05.759 --> 00:07:09.360 and I'm driving my Gray RX seven. I love that car, 121 00:07:09.959 --> 00:07:11.480 and I'm pulling over to the right side of the 122 00:07:11.560 --> 00:07:14.639 road to it's the parkinged meter, and I wasn't used 123 00:07:14.680 --> 00:07:16.560 to driving in the city too much, you know. I 124 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:18.879 would go in there for weekends. And I flung up 125 00:07:18.920 --> 00:07:22.639 on the driver's side door, and a bike messenger like 126 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.720 you see in the movies, he hit the brakes really hard, 127 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:28.000 but it was too late, and he crashed into my 128 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:30.920 door and he flew over the handleballs and nothing happened. 129 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:33.319 Cursed me out. I said, what the fuck are you 130 00:07:33.319 --> 00:07:35.399 doing solo? You know, we both did a whole New 131 00:07:35.480 --> 00:07:39.040 York little curse dance. He got back on his bike 132 00:07:39.079 --> 00:07:41.519 and left, and I, you know, went on my day. 133 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:45.480 But those days don't happen, and now there's laws, suits, 134 00:07:45.519 --> 00:07:47.399 there's cops involved it all. It used to be like, 135 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:49.879 you're okay, I'm okay, good, okay, it was my fault. 136 00:07:49.879 --> 00:07:52.560 You're right, Oh, I'll take care because we were both 137 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:56.639 busy people had shit to do. But these bike messengers 138 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:58.879 depended on tips a lot, you know, and they did 139 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:02.079 really well, especially on shitty days like it was raining 140 00:08:02.120 --> 00:08:06.319 really hard or even snowing. Sometimes just too hot and 141 00:08:06.360 --> 00:08:09.879 too humid to be outdoors. And there was this one 142 00:08:10.240 --> 00:08:12.920 day where a messenger I hadn't seen before, because we 143 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.839 got to know them. Came into my office and to 144 00:08:15.879 --> 00:08:18.040 hand me something. I was about to run to a meeting, 145 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:20.519 so I told Michael to handle it. And I got 146 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.519 back to my desk ten minutes later, and I see 147 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:26.959 my day book is gone. Now, back before there were 148 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:30.839 iPhones that had all your contacts in there, people actually 149 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:34.480 had rollo deses on their desk or you know. I 150 00:08:34.559 --> 00:08:37.519 used the leather Barrend notebook that had the names of 151 00:08:37.639 --> 00:08:41.080 the biggest people in New York and LA. I mean everybody. 152 00:08:41.440 --> 00:08:44.200 They on me Campbell's cell phone, like I had everybody 153 00:08:45.240 --> 00:08:47.639 and whoever this guy was, and he was never caught. 154 00:08:48.000 --> 00:08:50.600 He hit the mother load my book. He hit the 155 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:53.399 mother load. Not sure what he could do with those 156 00:08:53.480 --> 00:08:56.279 numbers except Prank called him. I don't know, but he 157 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:58.279 got them all. I had to start from the scratch. 158 00:08:58.320 --> 00:09:02.080 It was awful. It's a lot different than going up 159 00:09:02.120 --> 00:09:05.320 and getting your shit back from the cloud. Back then, 160 00:09:05.360 --> 00:09:10.360 you just start over. Anyhow, how embarrassing to have to 161 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:14.240 write that yearly non story about Reese Witherspoon looks as 162 00:09:14.240 --> 00:09:18.840 young as your daughter. Okay, I think much of today's show, 163 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:22.480 especially at the top, it's going to be about these 164 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:26.559 these these bullshit type stories. Okay, So in addition to 165 00:09:26.600 --> 00:09:29.320 Reese Witherspoon, I also see a photograph of the singer 166 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:35.480 Meghan Trainer. Remember it's all about that bass that show 167 00:09:35.639 --> 00:09:37.919 is proud of herself on being you know, the girl 168 00:09:37.960 --> 00:09:41.200 that wasn't skinny, she wasn't a size too. Meghan Tray 169 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:43.519 was proud to be a size whatever, twelve. I don't 170 00:09:43.559 --> 00:09:45.879 know what she was. But the song all about that 171 00:09:45.960 --> 00:09:49.159 bass meant it's all about women having a big ass, 172 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:52.960 big hips that bass, and you know, girls, a lot 173 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:55.159 of women latched onto it, just like they latched on 174 00:09:55.240 --> 00:09:58.480 to listen. They loved hearing a girls saying who talked about, Hey, 175 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:01.360 I'm big and I don't care. Good Good for you guys, 176 00:10:01.480 --> 00:10:06.159 I understand. But so in addition to the reason with 177 00:10:06.200 --> 00:10:08.200 this one, I see this Megan Trainer pitch and she 178 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:12.360 dropped a shit ton of weight. Remember Megan Trainer was 179 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:15.960 also the girl, the married singer. I figure she married, 180 00:10:17.879 --> 00:10:21.960 but they got his and her toilets. Remember, because they 181 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:23.960 said they don't mind if they both take a shit 182 00:10:24.000 --> 00:10:25.519 in front of each other, they don't mind they walking 183 00:10:25.559 --> 00:10:28.559 on each other. So they thought for their their anniversary 184 00:10:28.879 --> 00:10:32.799 they'd buy a his and her shitter where you're both 185 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:35.799 like facing the other way, like your backs are kind 186 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.600 of together, but you're next to each other. I cannot 187 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:42.840 imagine a scenario unless me and my girl were taken 188 00:10:43.039 --> 00:10:47.080 hostage or whatever, fought in front of a let alone. Shit, 189 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:50.559 I mean, taking a leak doesn't bother me. Better dump. No, 190 00:10:50.879 --> 00:10:54.519 there's somethings people shouldn't see or smell it. Just stop it. 191 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:58.480 I remember back when I won all that junk from 192 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:01.039 the presenting an Emmy one of the gifts. There was 193 00:11:01.080 --> 00:11:03.799 so many like we can't getaways at this hotel and 194 00:11:03.879 --> 00:11:06.519 this spa, and I took advantage of a couple of those. 195 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:09.000 One I liked was down There's a place in Santa 196 00:11:09.000 --> 00:11:12.639 Monica on the beach, a great hotel called Shutters. Shutters 197 00:11:12.679 --> 00:11:14.240 on the beach. You might know of it. It's a 198 00:11:14.279 --> 00:11:17.639 great place in Santa Monica, right on the water. I 199 00:11:17.679 --> 00:11:20.240 took the when I was dating Michelle Brandah. We went there, 200 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.799 but we weren't we just had started dating. We were like, 201 00:11:23.279 --> 00:11:26.879 you know, honeymoon phase. Right. We get to the hotel, 202 00:11:27.000 --> 00:11:30.480 great beautiful, that's great restaurant. The beach is right there, 203 00:11:31.000 --> 00:11:34.600 and we settle in, dropped the luggage, and I got 204 00:11:34.600 --> 00:11:40.159 an a bathroom, but number two not number one. So I 205 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:42.080 put the TV on high, because you got to do 206 00:11:42.120 --> 00:11:45.440 that first, because guys sound differently than girls do behind 207 00:11:45.480 --> 00:11:50.240 closed doors. Except the doors that shutters. They're not doors 208 00:11:50.240 --> 00:11:54.159 that close. They're doors that have slats on them, so 209 00:11:54.240 --> 00:11:58.080 you can hear and smell whatever goes on in that bathroom. Okay, 210 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:00.639 that's not the way you want to begin to relationship. 211 00:12:01.679 --> 00:12:03.440 But yet we still made it to two years, so 212 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.600 I guess I wasn't that much of a caveman in there. 213 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:10.879 Speaking of caveman, how ugly is Benny Blanco and what 214 00:12:11.200 --> 00:12:14.559 is Selena Gomez trying to prove? Obviously, you can't have 215 00:12:14.639 --> 00:12:18.080 a man that you think is prettier than you are beautiful. 216 00:12:18.960 --> 00:12:21.039 I've already said there's a midget in her line, there's 217 00:12:21.039 --> 00:12:23.840 a dwarf in her family, and Benny Blanco's is the 218 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:29.360 same thing. There's chromagnum in his family, nanderthal in his family. 219 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:31.600 Look at the picture. And then I saw him have 220 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:35.080 an interview where he actually said that you know he's 221 00:12:35.120 --> 00:12:37.559 went through he's dressing nice thing. Going to all these events. 222 00:12:37.600 --> 00:12:40.320 They'll probably be at the met Ball in May, and 223 00:12:40.360 --> 00:12:43.799 he said to either Seth Myers or Jimmy Fallon, you know, 224 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:48.440 I've actually become hot to some people. And he was giggling, 225 00:12:48.519 --> 00:12:50.679 but he kind of felt like he's now hot to 226 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:53.679 some degree. I understand the guy's a brilliant music producer. 227 00:12:53.799 --> 00:12:55.639 I don't know enough about his talents to say that, 228 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:58.960 but I heard he is just like Scott Storch. Is 229 00:12:59.039 --> 00:13:02.080 not a good looking guy and developed such a cocaine 230 00:13:02.120 --> 00:13:06.200 addiction and pain pill addiction. But Scott Storch was like 231 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:10.000 a wizard with the way he can create beats and 232 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:12.559 make those beats at a piano or an organ. I 233 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:16.120 mean just he made some of the greatest beats in 234 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:19.480 hip hop. You can imagine, not another guy, but everybody, 235 00:13:19.559 --> 00:13:22.960 every girl banged him, Paris Hill, they all, they all 236 00:13:22.960 --> 00:13:25.279 wanted a piece him. I don't know what it is, 237 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:30.440 just because he's talented. But this this Benny Blanco horrible looking, 238 00:13:31.320 --> 00:13:38.480 horrible like circus level, and Solana comes, She's happy. I 239 00:13:38.519 --> 00:13:43.399 can't you know, I'm off on a tangent. But Megan 240 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:46.120 Trader right, okay, Megan fan his and her shitters, Okay, 241 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:50.080 Megan Tranda is really thin now in this picture, alarmingly thin. 242 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:53.720 And she also got a boot drop that was last 243 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:57.799 month or two months ago. Story and uh, the picture 244 00:13:57.919 --> 00:14:01.080 doesn't even look like her, that's how thin she is. 245 00:14:01.399 --> 00:14:04.360 And the person who wrote this article is acting like 246 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:07.159 it's a shock that she lost so much weight, like, 247 00:14:07.200 --> 00:14:09.799 what did she do? What do you think she did? 248 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:13.200 Do you think she actually hit the gym? You think 249 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:20.679 she lifted weights? Any and all actresses and plenty of actors, 250 00:14:22.120 --> 00:14:26.120 actors who have terrible allergies to heavy weights. They have 251 00:14:26.519 --> 00:14:31.279 forsaken the gym from Manjaro or Ozempik. That's what they're doing. 252 00:14:31.720 --> 00:14:34.440 Bet the house on it. There's no reason to wonder 253 00:14:34.480 --> 00:14:37.639 how they went about getting thinner. Those days are over. 254 00:14:37.759 --> 00:14:41.600 There's no wondering anymore. Even Channing Tatum, who, by the way, 255 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:46.759 we have so many videos in our phones of Rosalie 256 00:14:46.759 --> 00:14:49.799 after a wine. Now she has one wine and she's done. 257 00:14:49.919 --> 00:14:52.000 Sometimes she makes the man to read the while she's cooking. 258 00:14:52.399 --> 00:14:54.600 Why she does it, we don't know. If she does 259 00:14:54.600 --> 00:14:57.919 it on empty stomach, she's done. She gets what she 260 00:14:58.080 --> 00:15:02.799 calls ossified on one drink. And she loves Channing Tatum. 261 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:05.120 She loves guys who can dance. And there's about four 262 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:08.519 videos in my phone and Joey's phone and her phone 263 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.799 of Joey saying to how do you pronounce that actor's 264 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:12.799 name you like? And when she's drunk, she can't remember 265 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:18.519 Tanning Chatham, Right, Tanny Chatham, Try again, ma, And as 266 00:15:18.559 --> 00:15:21.759 she's thinking, we're throwing that name is like Carol Channing huh, 267 00:15:22.399 --> 00:15:25.360 and we're just naming the other names that sound kind 268 00:15:25.399 --> 00:15:31.240 of adjacent to Channing Chanky, shit, Tanning Tanning Chatham. Then 269 00:15:31.279 --> 00:15:35.279 she's positive Channing Tatham, No, you're wrong again. Oh it's 270 00:15:35.320 --> 00:15:38.480 so crazy. So Channing Tatum apparently gained forty pounds for 271 00:15:38.519 --> 00:15:41.840 a roll. I don't know what movie he was where 272 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:44.000 he appeared any different than he normally looks. I don't 273 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:46.639 know what that is. But there's a before and an 274 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.120 after picture of him. In the after he looks great, 275 00:15:49.200 --> 00:15:51.440 you know, Rip City. The guy's got a great body. 276 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:55.480 But the before picture he's like, I'll never play a 277 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:57.879 fat role again. And I'm looking at the before picture 278 00:15:57.919 --> 00:16:00.759 that he calls fat, and I want to I wish 279 00:16:00.919 --> 00:16:04.159 that picture were my after picture. I mean, for him, 280 00:16:04.200 --> 00:16:06.480 it's a fact pick I get it. For most of us, 281 00:16:06.480 --> 00:16:09.360 fifty to sixty year old fathers. It's as close as 282 00:16:09.360 --> 00:16:12.120 we're gonna get to a Greek guy his before picture. 283 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:16.320 I'll take it now. You think Channing Tatum or Tanning 284 00:16:16.360 --> 00:16:20.639 Chatham just jogged and Ate Paleo. No, he takes the 285 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:24.679 shot too when needed, Are you kidding me? When needed? 286 00:16:25.720 --> 00:16:30.080 Hollywood suddenly getting thin like Megan Trainer or Rebel Wilson, 287 00:16:30.320 --> 00:16:37.600 Tracy Morgan, Tom Segura, Kelly Clarkson, Adele Lizzo, Sharon Osmoe Oprah, 288 00:16:37.879 --> 00:16:42.200 countless others. These diabetes drugs for them would be like 289 00:16:42.240 --> 00:16:45.679 if steroids were suddenly legal. For athletes, it'd be like 290 00:16:45.759 --> 00:16:49.600 Mark Wigarre, Sammy Sosa and Barry Bonds and Jose Kints 291 00:16:49.799 --> 00:16:53.240 go all over again. Every athlete in the world would 292 00:16:53.240 --> 00:16:56.840 take them to get an edge like they had back then. 293 00:16:57.759 --> 00:17:01.879 For athletes, it's about strength and muscle repairs. For Hollywood, 294 00:17:01.919 --> 00:17:04.920 it's all about squeezing into his size two or being 295 00:17:04.960 --> 00:17:09.200 considered for a Marble movie. You know, Rachel's who's playing 296 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:11.920 snow White, and because of her mouth, it's gonna be shit, 297 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.279 and it's getting shit reviews and it's just not gonna 298 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:18.200 be a big hit. She's back pedaling somewhat, but she's 299 00:17:18.240 --> 00:17:23.319 an asshole, anti Trump, also anti Disney, anti man. You 300 00:17:23.359 --> 00:17:26.839 know what she said, she's got a not in the 301 00:17:26.960 --> 00:17:29.279 snow white, they made it look like a child in 302 00:17:29.319 --> 00:17:33.839 snow white. But other pictures, not what she's doing, blowing 303 00:17:33.880 --> 00:17:36.759 her jaws, moving a mile a minute, but just regular pictures. 304 00:17:36.839 --> 00:17:39.960 She is a really beautiful girl. I'm telling you. I 305 00:17:40.000 --> 00:17:42.440 know she looks like a kid, forget that she's not 306 00:17:42.480 --> 00:17:46.000 a kid, but she's a beautiful girl. Have you seen 307 00:17:46.039 --> 00:17:48.799 a chest on her? It's like they it's like they're 308 00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:53.680 making themselves look like young boys, even galaic at doll. 309 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:56.799 I'll get her in a second. What the all she 310 00:17:56.960 --> 00:18:00.480 is now is an action star. She's not a good actress. 311 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:03.720 She's beautiful, but they only use her in these roles 312 00:18:03.720 --> 00:18:05.559 where she can throw a couple of high kicks and 313 00:18:05.599 --> 00:18:09.720 beat up men like the Rock and Ryan Reynolds. They 314 00:18:09.839 --> 00:18:12.880 just they're just filling niches with these people. They're not 315 00:18:12.960 --> 00:18:17.039 they're not getting people who've studied and are tremendous actresses 316 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:20.519 and actors who can do comedy, drama, dance, sing that 317 00:18:21.000 --> 00:18:25.319 those days are over. They just they're just plugging people 318 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:28.960 in for certain Roles just I don't know. I watched 319 00:18:29.000 --> 00:18:32.119 TCM too much. I just I like the where it 320 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:35.720 used to be, where people actually studied to know everything 321 00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:38.839 there was about being a Hollywood star. Now it doesn't 322 00:18:38.839 --> 00:18:40.839 matter you make a Marvel movie, you'd go for life. 323 00:18:42.599 --> 00:18:46.000 Like I said, Ggado, I've been thinking I saw her 324 00:18:46.000 --> 00:18:48.799 in a film recently. It was a caper called Red Notice. 325 00:18:49.359 --> 00:18:51.839 Because I've seen everything on Netflix. Like I said, I 326 00:18:51.960 --> 00:18:56.519 can't where she outsmarts the rock and Ryan Reynolds, who 327 00:18:57.079 --> 00:19:00.480 I got to omit. He's funny in this movie. But 328 00:19:00.599 --> 00:19:03.319 the more and more I see him, especially after the 329 00:19:03.359 --> 00:19:07.559 whole Blake, Blively and Baldoni lawsuit, Ryan Reynolds appears more 330 00:19:07.599 --> 00:19:11.839 and more to come off as a caddie queer. He 331 00:19:12.319 --> 00:19:16.160 reminds me of a homocentral who's married and the wife 332 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:18.079 doesn't know, or maybe she does know. But it's a 333 00:19:18.119 --> 00:19:21.839 good it's a good union, it's a good business partnership. 334 00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:25.720 I swear to God, because he's always funny with those asides, 335 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:28.839 he does or looks to the left or right, or 336 00:19:28.920 --> 00:19:32.359 breaks the fourth wall and speaks directly to the camera right. 337 00:19:35.160 --> 00:19:37.400 You know, I've seen him in a few things recently, 338 00:19:37.440 --> 00:19:39.720 and I can tell whether it's Red Notice or The 339 00:19:39.759 --> 00:19:43.599 Adam Project or Deadpool, that he writes his own shit. 340 00:19:44.119 --> 00:19:46.880 Whoever the screenwriters are in these movies, they give him 341 00:19:46.920 --> 00:19:50.599 the script that he makes changes. That doesn't happen much too. Actors, 342 00:19:50.599 --> 00:19:56.039 four actors he has to because there cannot be three 343 00:19:56.279 --> 00:20:00.799 or four separate screenwriters. Who's who's perfectly captured his language 344 00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:04.720 and unique sense of humor? That's they know? Why is 345 00:20:04.759 --> 00:20:08.079 that important? Why does that matter? It really doesn't accept it. 346 00:20:08.920 --> 00:20:10.720 If you think about it, you can kind of put 347 00:20:10.720 --> 00:20:13.079 two and two together to better understand the kind of 348 00:20:13.119 --> 00:20:17.240 person he is. Because, as we know, Blake Lively has 349 00:20:17.319 --> 00:20:23.079 bragged that Ryan wrote the entire Rooftop Flirty Sexy scene 350 00:20:23.119 --> 00:20:26.759 where Blake and Baldoni first meet in that movie. It 351 00:20:26.880 --> 00:20:29.960 ends with us, right, And when you watch that scene, 352 00:20:30.519 --> 00:20:33.240 it's called that ends with rough right. Yeah, I've actually 353 00:20:33.240 --> 00:20:34.920 forgotten the name of the film because it's all about 354 00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:37.160 the lawsuit. But yeah, I'm pretty sure it ends with us. 355 00:20:37.599 --> 00:20:40.160 But you watch that scene and you hear that, the 356 00:20:40.240 --> 00:20:43.680 jokes and the dialogue, it's pure Ryan Reynolds. And on 357 00:20:43.759 --> 00:20:47.680 top of that, if you remember back on SNL's fiftieth 358 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:50.920 anniversary show. There was that moment in the beginning where 359 00:20:50.960 --> 00:20:54.759 Amy Poehler and Tina Fay come out and they're looking 360 00:20:54.759 --> 00:20:57.960 across the audience trying to spot the famous people sitting down, 361 00:20:58.039 --> 00:21:00.839 and they go, hey, there's Ryan Reynolds. Hey, Ryan, how's 362 00:21:00.839 --> 00:21:04.640 it going right in the fit of the lawsuit conversation? 363 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:10.720 And Ryan stands up all smiles and Blake Lively looking 364 00:21:11.000 --> 00:21:14.880 very glamorous to his left. She's beautiful, but you know, 365 00:21:16.519 --> 00:21:19.200 I can't like her as much over all as bullshit, 366 00:21:19.200 --> 00:21:22.000 But anyhow, she is a beautiful woman, even though she 367 00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:25.000 changed her face like everybody else has done in this town. 368 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:31.480 But Ryan says nervously, everything's great. Why what have you heard? Haha? 369 00:21:31.599 --> 00:21:35.759 Audience laughs awkwardly. Now the story is that wasn't the 370 00:21:35.799 --> 00:21:38.759 way that bit was supposed to go. Nobody was supposed 371 00:21:38.799 --> 00:21:41.079 to find us out. But what happened was the guy 372 00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:44.359 who's held up the cute cards for SNL and Seth 373 00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:47.759 Myers and he even did Carson Daily Show. This guy's 374 00:21:47.799 --> 00:21:50.039 been at this job for like thirty or forty years, 375 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:53.680 Wally Ferriston. They call them Wally cute cards. He was 376 00:21:53.720 --> 00:21:56.799 being interviewed for some reason by some people in the 377 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.799 Australian press, and they asked about that moment. They were 378 00:22:00.799 --> 00:22:03.920 obviously fishing to get some information on Ryan and Blake 379 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:07.240 and just They asked about that moment when Amy and 380 00:22:07.279 --> 00:22:12.000 Tina and Ryan made that comment, and uh, you know, 381 00:22:12.160 --> 00:22:14.519 was it tense? How did ago that night? You know, 382 00:22:14.559 --> 00:22:17.640 with everything in the press, And Wily innocently said, oh, 383 00:22:17.720 --> 00:22:21.279 that wasn't what was originally written, so I have to 384 00:22:21.359 --> 00:22:23.680 change the hue card. Yeah. 385 00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:26.559 Yeah, Ryan didn't like the line they gave him, so 386 00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:30.680 he changed it to what he said. Now, it's not 387 00:22:30.839 --> 00:22:32.799 very important in the scheme of things, but it does 388 00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:36.039 show you how hands on he is with his words 389 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:37.519 and his wife's words. 390 00:22:37.720 --> 00:22:42.200 I mean, how crafted. In other words, he's been, to 391 00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:45.240 use that word again, crafting their image as a couple 392 00:22:45.720 --> 00:22:49.160 a lot. And I firmly believe, especially with the way 393 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:55.720 Blake kissed justin so passionately. But more than that, there 394 00:22:55.759 --> 00:22:58.799 was one particular kiss where she bit his lower lip 395 00:22:58.839 --> 00:23:02.759 at one point. That kind of stuff isn't written in 396 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:06.440 scripts generally. That's something that happens when you're into someone, 397 00:23:07.200 --> 00:23:09.559 and I think she was into him in that scene 398 00:23:09.559 --> 00:23:12.160 and during that film, and I think Ryan Reynolds got 399 00:23:12.279 --> 00:23:14.279 jealous with the way she was getting along with this 400 00:23:14.400 --> 00:23:18.599 co star. And I'll always believe this whole lawsuit thing 401 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:21.640