WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:04.080 You're listening to KPI AM six forty. The Bill handles 2 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:12.839 show on demand on the iheartradiop When I got my 3 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:14.919 so scurity, I had to go in. I know, when 4 00:00:14.919 --> 00:00:16.600 I was sixty five, I pulled my sow scurity, I 5 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:19.480 had to go in. I did and talked to a 6 00:00:19.519 --> 00:00:21.440 clerk and it was really great. She looked at my 7 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:22.480 name and said. 8 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:23.600 Oh, hey, you know what. 9 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:25.160 I listened to your show. Do you have any idea 10 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:28.600 what kind of a dick you are? And that's a quote. 11 00:00:29.000 --> 00:00:32.759 And now handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen. 12 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:41.159 Here's Bill handle, Good morning everybody, Handle morning, crew, and 13 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:46.000 we start the week. It is Monday morning, April fourteenth. 14 00:00:46.759 --> 00:00:50.560 Today isn't marijuana day. It's the twentieth, right, all right, 15 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:58.119 April twentieth. Now, how does that work? April twentieth? I 16 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:04.359 know March four is uh, may the fourth be with 17 00:01:04.400 --> 00:01:07.920 you as well as the fifth as well as the third, 18 00:01:08.519 --> 00:01:11.079 you know, may the whatever day be with you? Like 19 00:01:11.480 --> 00:01:12.519 maybe what are. 20 00:01:12.359 --> 00:01:14.439 You talking about? That's May not March? 21 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:20.000 And it's okay, okay, what is? And then no, I said, okay, 22 00:01:20.400 --> 00:01:22.760 got it? Got it Neil or something? So what is 23 00:01:23.640 --> 00:01:26.799 April twentieth what how does that connect to You're going 24 00:01:26.879 --> 00:01:28.959 to get stoned and eat a lot of ice cream. 25 00:01:29.280 --> 00:01:40.040 It's for twenty for twenty is the euphemism for marijuana 26 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:42.040 and smoking pot for twenty. 27 00:01:42.079 --> 00:01:43.959 How did you know? I'm not a pot smoker, So 28 00:01:44.000 --> 00:01:44.799 explain that to me. 29 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:48.599 It's believed to have originated with a group of high 30 00:01:48.640 --> 00:01:51.680 school students in San Rafel, California, who used it as 31 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:54.640 a code word for finding and smoking marijuana. 32 00:01:56.840 --> 00:01:58.920 Oh, I don't know. 33 00:01:59.000 --> 00:02:01.239 Did they go do that like a four in the afternoon? 34 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:01.680 I don't know. 35 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:05.480 Yeah, that's kind of dumb. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's 36 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:09.120 like a five eighty one throwing you in, Uh, you know, 37 00:02:09.159 --> 00:02:12.199 a mental institution for seventy two hours fifty one, So 38 00:02:12.280 --> 00:02:15.800 that that's that's May eighty one, would do that, right, 39 00:02:18.360 --> 00:02:22.199 the eighty first of May would be five eighty one. No, No, 40 00:02:22.360 --> 00:02:26.400 that's fifteen one fifty okay, fifty one fifty so that's May. Okay, 41 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.240 so let me go, So that's uh, May one hundred 42 00:02:29.240 --> 00:02:29.879 and fiftieth. 43 00:02:30.840 --> 00:02:33.240 Any Ones listening, we would like to fifty one to 44 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:37.520 fifty handle right now for more than seventy two hours. 45 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:41.080 Well, first of all, you can't for more than seventy 46 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:44.840 two hours unless you get a psychiatrist us to argue 47 00:02:44.840 --> 00:02:47.680 that I'm a danger of myself for others. And let's 48 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:50.159 you know what, You're probably right. 49 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:54.560 So let's just see the fifty therapists you've had in 50 00:02:54.599 --> 00:02:57.919 the past twenty years will stand right by us. 51 00:02:58.159 --> 00:02:59.840 You know what I have. I've been in therapy for 52 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:04.120 thirty years. My therapist finally fired me, legit fired me 53 00:03:05.240 --> 00:03:11.080 a few months ago. And the reason why she said, Bill, 54 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:13.280 you know we've been in therapy. I've been with her 55 00:03:13.280 --> 00:03:16.400 for ten years. And she said, you know, Bill, you 56 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:18.439 know we've been at it a long time. There's nothing 57 00:03:18.439 --> 00:03:24.120 I can do for you. Nothing. So she said it's 58 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:29.199 time to uh, it's time to leave. What therapis fires 59 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:32.759 a patient. And by the way, she she's not putting 60 00:03:33.199 --> 00:03:34.000 through college. 61 00:03:34.599 --> 00:03:36.879 Pardon she was done putting her kids through college. 62 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:38.759 And she yeah, yeah, the kids are out of college. 63 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:45.319 That's true. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anyway, Neil, good morning you 64 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:48.240 are Dick. By the way, thank you, Amy, good morning. 65 00:03:48.479 --> 00:03:53.479 Well Hi Bill, uh there uh oh there is lovely will. 66 00:03:53.520 --> 00:03:56.840 Good morning Will, Good morning Bill. Oh t shirt says 67 00:03:56.840 --> 00:04:01.360 star wars on it. Yeah, because me the fourth come Sorry. 68 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:02.360 March the fourth. 69 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:07.080 All right, March fourteen, I'll tell you what it is is, 70 00:04:07.400 --> 00:04:10.719 As Amy pointed out this morning, it's the anniversary of 71 00:04:11.599 --> 00:04:15.919 the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. He was shot on the fourteenth. 72 00:04:15.919 --> 00:04:18.879 He died the next morning. Okay, here's one for you. 73 00:04:18.959 --> 00:04:22.120 Do do do do, do do do. What time did 74 00:04:22.160 --> 00:04:26.920 Abraham Lincoln die? When was he declared dead? 75 00:04:27.439 --> 00:04:29.040 I think it was early in the morning, wasn't it. 76 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:31.079 H Howardly. 77 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:35.720 I'm going to leave that up to you, Bill Handle, 78 00:04:35.759 --> 00:04:37.040 because I have a feeling, you know. 79 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:45.319 And who said and now uh he is for the 80 00:04:45.360 --> 00:04:52.000 ages something I'm paraphrasing. Who said that? Santon edwin Stanton, 81 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:56.759 Secretary of War And they had to haul uh Mary 82 00:04:56.800 --> 00:04:59.560 Lincoln out of the room because she was so out 83 00:04:59.560 --> 00:05:02.560 of her mo So she's in the other room crying 84 00:05:02.680 --> 00:05:05.480 hysterically while her husband is dying. 85 00:05:07.319 --> 00:05:08.000 Well she was not. 86 00:05:08.160 --> 00:05:12.199 Okay, here's another one. He was at Forge Theater when 87 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:17.040 he was shot. What was he What was the play 88 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:22.720 that was on when he's our good, our American cousin 89 00:05:23.079 --> 00:05:29.480 written by whom mom Laura Keene? What was the phrase 90 00:05:29.879 --> 00:05:37.519 that was being uttered as John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham. 91 00:05:37.120 --> 00:05:39.560 Lincoln with a forever a tyrant in Latin. 92 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:44.000 No, that's when the sixth temper tyrannus is. What he 93 00:05:44.079 --> 00:05:47.000 said is he jumped down off of the box, the 94 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:51.240 Presidential box John Wilkes booth, and broke his foot, snapped 95 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:55.240 his ankle. No, No, the play was our American cousin. 96 00:05:55.839 --> 00:06:00.279 And here's one for if you watch Jeopardy. The line 97 00:06:00.399 --> 00:06:05.800 that was said as Lincoln was being assassinated and everybody 98 00:06:05.839 --> 00:06:08.600 in the theater broke out in laughter to cover up 99 00:06:08.639 --> 00:06:09.160 the shooting. 100 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:13.000 Boom goes the dynamite. 101 00:06:13.399 --> 00:06:17.680 No, but that's very close. Sok a dial you sokka 102 00:06:17.759 --> 00:06:22.720 dologing old man trap. No one knew what that means, 103 00:06:22.759 --> 00:06:26.000 but everybody thought that was hilarious. Okay, what does it mean? 104 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:30.480 It had to do with this woman who was a 105 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:34.480 gold digger and just was horrible. In any case, it 106 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:38.040 was a comedy. And I could go on and on 107 00:06:38.120 --> 00:06:40.279 and on and on. You know, I've read thirty books 108 00:06:40.279 --> 00:06:43.120 on Abraham Lincoln in the assassination. You know I could 109 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.720 literally do an hour of asking those questions, if not 110 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:47.759 too But I'm not going by you. 111 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:51.439 While you're going you should fifty to eighty him. 112 00:06:53.160 --> 00:06:53.639 You can't. 113 00:06:53.959 --> 00:06:56.199 Can't remember your own damn name. 114 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.720 Okay. Who was the only woman who was part of 115 00:07:03.759 --> 00:07:07.720 the assassination plot, who was the first woman actually executed 116 00:07:07.720 --> 00:07:12.199 in the United States and hanged with the other conspirators. 117 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:14.279 I don't remember her name, but I remember it from 118 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:14.959 the show. 119 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:20.160 Ye, Mary Surrat. Okay, we have enough guys, everybody. 120 00:07:20.240 --> 00:07:20.439 Mud. 121 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:25.199 Yeah, Samuel Muddy who was pardoned, by the way, who 122 00:07:25.240 --> 00:07:29.600 was later pardoned because he was a doctor in the 123 00:07:29.600 --> 00:07:33.199 Tortuga Islands and he was in prison and he was 124 00:07:33.240 --> 00:07:38.399 there during an epidemic and he was there to help 125 00:07:38.480 --> 00:07:40.040 and he did and he was pardoned. 126 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:42.360 Okay, enough of that better because his name was still mud. 127 00:07:42.480 --> 00:07:42.879 Do you know what? 128 00:07:42.879 --> 00:07:46.600 That's exactly correct. That's exactly correct. My name is Mud. 129 00:07:47.439 --> 00:07:48.720 Parto good means turtle. 130 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:53.399 Did we just use the entire Did I just do 131 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:59.319 the entire first segment giving useless facts about the Abraham 132 00:07:59.319 --> 00:08:04.319 Lincoln assassin nation on the anniversary of the shooting of 133 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:05.240 Abraham Lincoln. 134 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:09.480 I certainly did, Unison, Yes, Bill, Yes, you did. 135 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:13.720 Okay, fair enough. Oh, let's do one story. Okay, let's 136 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.800 do it. Handle on the news, Amy neil me lead 137 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:22.759 story the Pacific Coast Highway is going to reopen in 138 00:08:22.839 --> 00:08:27.279 time for summer, and based on the history of the 139 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:31.160 Pacific Coast Highway and the rocks falling down, they're saying 140 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:36.799 it will be July third for fourteen minutes, and so 141 00:08:36.919 --> 00:08:40.840 everybody better line up because oh, Cono, did I say 142 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:41.559 good morning to you? 143 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:42.279 No? 144 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:44.840 Okay, okay, good morning Cono. 145 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:45.279 Thank you. 146 00:08:45.759 --> 00:08:49.120 Anyway, so they're saying it's going to reopen for summer. 147 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:51.039 I hope we have a big shark. 148 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:56.039 Yeah. And now, who the hell anybody who lives in 149 00:08:56.080 --> 00:08:58.960 the northern regions of the Pacific Coast Highway on the 150 00:08:59.000 --> 00:09:04.440 other side of all of these rocks the and Pacific 151 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:07.080 Coast Highway being blocked, they're out of their minds. Okay, 152 00:09:07.080 --> 00:09:08.480 guys getting. 153 00:09:08.200 --> 00:09:12.759 To the governor man has been arrested in Pennsylvania and 154 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:15.879 is going to face charges of attempted murder, terrorism and 155 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:21.000 terrorism and arson. Thanks to an early morning fire that 156 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:26.159 damaged the governor's mansion in Pennsylvania forced Governor Josh Shapiro, 157 00:09:26.279 --> 00:09:29.879 his family and guests to quickly escape. Apparently, the family 158 00:09:29.919 --> 00:09:35.279 had just celebrated passover at the residence on Saturday when 159 00:09:35.279 --> 00:09:38.679 they were awakened by state troopers around two am. They 160 00:09:38.720 --> 00:09:41.480 got out safely, the fire was put out. Did some 161 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:42.879 pretty nasty damage, though. 162 00:09:43.360 --> 00:09:47.919 Yeah. A couple questions here that I have. He said 163 00:09:47.960 --> 00:09:49.919 that he was targeted the governor because it was the 164 00:09:49.960 --> 00:09:54.600 first night of Passover and he's Jewish and they were 165 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:59.559 celebrating their Passover. Okay, so was it targeted? Was it 166 00:09:59.600 --> 00:10:05.000 anti Semitism? The other question I have is that he 167 00:10:05.159 --> 00:10:07.840 was woken or the family was woken up. This is 168 00:10:07.840 --> 00:10:11.279 at two am with the police pounding on the door 169 00:10:11.440 --> 00:10:16.840 after flames were seen. Didn't they have smoke detectors? What? 170 00:10:16.919 --> 00:10:17.639 Don't you think? 171 00:10:18.320 --> 00:10:19.480 That's a really good question. 172 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:26.080 Don't know. Okay, you'd hope, but yeah, I don't get out. 173 00:10:26.159 --> 00:10:29.080 But anyway, we'll see, he says. He says the family 174 00:10:29.120 --> 00:10:32.440 was targeted because of him being Jewish. I don't know 175 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:33.279 if that's true or not. 176 00:10:36.320 --> 00:10:37.039 We'll find out. 177 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:41.000 Well, they've they've arrested the guy, and I would imagine 178 00:10:41.000 --> 00:10:41.799 we'll find out. 179 00:10:42.919 --> 00:10:45.200 All right, Bertie Sanders, another Jew? 180 00:10:46.000 --> 00:10:49.399 This is this? Is this all news all Jews today? 181 00:10:50.720 --> 00:10:52.960 Is it jew news? News for Jews? 182 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:57.399 Yeah? Oh boy, let's let's hope we get some boys 183 00:10:57.440 --> 00:10:57.840 in here. 184 00:10:57.879 --> 00:11:01.600 Come on now, Senator Bernie sand made a surprise appearance 185 00:11:01.639 --> 00:11:04.759 on stage at Coachella, the music and arts festival there 186 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:09.399 in India, on Saturday night. He was encouraging young generations 187 00:11:09.440 --> 00:11:12.120 to stand up and fight for justice. It scrags me 188 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:15.600 up at Coachella, which I've been to on many occasions. 189 00:11:16.039 --> 00:11:20.720 Longest serving independent member of Congress. He says, we face 190 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:24.960 some very difficult challenges, and he says the future of 191 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:29.200 what happens to America is dependent on your generation. And 192 00:11:29.279 --> 00:11:33.000 all the people on Molly and Pot and everything went, 193 00:11:33.639 --> 00:11:34.399 who is the. 194 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:37.399 Don't you know? Don't find it interesting? First of all, 195 00:11:37.440 --> 00:11:41.279 he's one hundred and fifty years old. His demographic is 196 00:11:41.519 --> 00:11:46.799 young people to an extraordinary amount because he is so liberal, 197 00:11:46.960 --> 00:11:50.480 because he is so left wing and young kid who. 198 00:11:50.320 --> 00:11:52.600 Says everyone gets free pizza. 199 00:11:52.519 --> 00:11:55.720 Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, because everybody. And when I was 200 00:11:55.759 --> 00:11:57.879 in college, and I'm sure when you were in college 201 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:01.039 or a young person, you were all communists. You know, 202 00:12:03.000 --> 00:12:05.759 let someone else pay for it. The system should pay 203 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.120 for all of us. And then you start saving some 204 00:12:08.159 --> 00:12:09.919 money and getting a job. You go, wait a minute, 205 00:12:10.399 --> 00:12:12.000 you know, why don't you work too? 206 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:16.799 What was the old saying? If you're young and conservative, 207 00:12:16.919 --> 00:12:19.919 you have no heart. And if you're old and liberal, 208 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:20.840 you have no brain. 209 00:12:21.559 --> 00:12:27.159 Yeah. My daughter Barbara, and we're talking, she was maybe 210 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.559 to two and a half years old. We had a 211 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:31.759 van in those days. Of course, we did a mommy 212 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:35.120 soccer van. And we're getting off the freeway. This isn't 213 00:12:35.200 --> 00:12:39.360 this actually happened. We're getting off the freeway and there's 214 00:12:39.399 --> 00:12:43.279 a guy will work for food sign baging. My daughter 215 00:12:43.600 --> 00:12:48.120 rolls down the window. She presses the window down and 216 00:12:48.320 --> 00:12:52.000 looks at him and yells, get a job. She is 217 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:56.799 two and a half or three years old. And as 218 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:02.559 I tell the story, that absolutely well, what it does 219 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:04.679 is say that proves this is your daughter. 220 00:13:05.639 --> 00:13:08.480 Were you were you for clemped with pride? 221 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:11.759 Oh yeah, absolutely, I you know I did the fist bump, 222 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:14.919 you know, and I said, yes, yes, that's my daughter. 223 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:23.159 Okay, okay, so Bernie might have been a hit at Coachella. 224 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:25.080 This guy was kind of a bomb. 225 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.559 Police got a report of a suspicious man at the 226 00:13:29.559 --> 00:13:34.440 Agua Calian de Casino in Cathedral City City on Saturday morning. 227 00:13:35.159 --> 00:13:37.759 He said that he would be responsible for a bombing 228 00:13:38.080 --> 00:13:42.600 at Coachella, so police tracked him down. Determined that the 229 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:46.840 guy's name is David Darvish from Santa Monica and around noon, 230 00:13:46.840 --> 00:13:49.240 about an hour and a half later, they found his 231 00:13:49.559 --> 00:13:54.000 vehicle in Palm Springs and he's been arrested and being 232 00:13:54.039 --> 00:13:55.240 held on a million dollars bail. 233 00:13:55.840 --> 00:13:58.480 And he drove a Tesla. So you can bet social 234 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:02.000 media is out there saying that Elon Musk ordered this. 235 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:05.799 No, does he really drive a Tesla? 236 00:14:06.159 --> 00:14:09.879 Yeah, that's what the story says. Yeah, he was driving 237 00:14:09.879 --> 00:14:10.360 a Tesla. 238 00:14:10.799 --> 00:14:15.840 Maybe he's angered by people keying and maybe maybe all right, 239 00:14:16.399 --> 00:14:20.960 speaking of rich people, US government is moving forward on 240 00:14:21.000 --> 00:14:24.519 this blockbuster anti trust case. Of course, this is alleging 241 00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:28.799 that Mark Zuckerberg and his company illegally built a social 242 00:14:28.840 --> 00:14:35.200 networking monopoly through the years of anti competitive conduct the judge. 243 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:38.000 If the judge ends up siding with a government, Meta 244 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:40.639 could be forced to break itself up and this could 245 00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:45.600 mean selling Instagram what's app Other tech giants are watching 246 00:14:45.639 --> 00:14:51.480 this closely. But the thing that's interesting is that Mark 247 00:14:51.559 --> 00:14:55.600 zucker Berg has cozied up to President Donald Trump. And 248 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:59.840 we'll see whether President Donald Trump intervenes in some fashion 249 00:15:00.080 --> 00:15:00.799 on this whole thing. 250 00:15:01.559 --> 00:15:03.279 I'm doing a story on that. I'm going to dive 251 00:15:03.320 --> 00:15:05.240 a little bit deeper in that at seven point fifty 252 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:08.240 because there are a lot of moving pieces on that one. 253 00:15:09.679 --> 00:15:14.360 Russia continues to pound Ukraine. A ballistic missile strike on 254 00:15:14.480 --> 00:15:17.879 the northern city of Sumi has killed at least thirty 255 00:15:17.919 --> 00:15:21.159 four people. Ukrainian officials say bodies were strewn across the 256 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:25.879 central street, marking the war's deadliest attack on civilians this year. 257 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:30.559 President Selenski said it happened as people were celebrating Palm 258 00:15:30.639 --> 00:15:34.000 Sunday and the attack was evidence that Russia had no 259 00:15:34.080 --> 00:15:36.919 intention of bringing its three year war to an end. 260 00:15:37.799 --> 00:15:42.759 Yep As peace is sort of kind of being discussed. 261 00:15:43.879 --> 00:15:46.360 Prutin said, oh, yeah, he'll come to the table, but 262 00:15:46.639 --> 00:15:49.879 certain conditions have to be met. For example, a lot 263 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:53.480 of land has to be given over to Russia, and 264 00:15:53.799 --> 00:15:56.879 this is one of those issues. Day one, remember day 265 00:15:56.919 --> 00:16:00.519 one of the new administration. Prices are going to go down, 266 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:06.440 inflation is going to disappear. The Israeli Hamas war will 267 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:12.039 end day one, and the Ukraine Russia war will end 268 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:16.840 day one. Not quite, not quite. I would have loved 269 00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:18.919 to hear that I am going to do everything I 270 00:16:19.000 --> 00:16:23.840 can to end it. And I think certainly Trump has 271 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:26.320 a better chance of ending all of that than Biden 272 00:16:26.360 --> 00:16:29.919 ever did. But it's not day one. And is it 273 00:16:29.960 --> 00:16:33.039 going to end anytime soon? Nope. And is Ukraine going 274 00:16:33.080 --> 00:16:36.279 to have to give up swaths of land, probably the 275 00:16:36.320 --> 00:16:42.200 don Bass region, which is the eastern part of Ukraine, 276 00:16:42.200 --> 00:16:45.519 of which a lot of Russian speaking people are there. 277 00:16:46.200 --> 00:16:48.879 You know, it's not as simple as people think because 278 00:16:49.200 --> 00:16:53.360 that area has historically been part of Russia and Putin 279 00:16:53.519 --> 00:16:59.120 has his entire career argued for Ukraine to be once 280 00:16:59.159 --> 00:17:00.480 again be part of Russia. 281 00:17:01.440 --> 00:17:05.160 So historically California was part of Mexico. 282 00:17:05.079 --> 00:17:08.920 That's correct. And before that it was part of the 283 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:12.319 you know, the indigenous people. What was the the Ying 284 00:17:12.480 --> 00:17:20.759 Yang Indians? No, yeah, or the Yang the Yang Sea Indians. 285 00:17:22.359 --> 00:17:23.960 You want to look that up. And what was the 286 00:17:24.039 --> 00:17:28.119 name of one of the tribes, like Malibu area. 287 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:31.319 There's still indigenous people in Mexico. 288 00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:32.799 Yeah, there are, but none of those people around. 289 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:36.640 Vanish is not the language of Mexico. 290 00:17:37.960 --> 00:17:42.640 After Spain. Yes, yes, the slave language, Bill. 291 00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:45.400 It absolutely is. I mean what the Spaniards did to 292 00:17:45.920 --> 00:17:50.000 the indigenous people in Mexico. Uh, the Indians. Oh, by 293 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:54.400 the way, here's one okay who named the Indians, Indians. 294 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:58.680 Wasn't that misunderstanding of Columbus. 295 00:17:59.160 --> 00:18:02.079 That's good for you, Yes, he thought, Indiana, and he 296 00:18:02.160 --> 00:18:07.119 called yes, good for you. That's a jeopardy win. Excellent. 297 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:10.640 We'll take a break and come back. Okay, today is 298 00:18:11.279 --> 00:18:15.519 useless fact days. That's what we're gonna do Monday, April fourteenth. 299 00:18:15.559 --> 00:18:17.880 We're gonna celebrate useless fact days. 300 00:18:19.000 --> 00:18:22.359 Maybe it will stay in orbit forever. 301 00:18:22.880 --> 00:18:23.319 Nope. 302 00:18:23.359 --> 00:18:26.319 Six women what they're already on their way back. 303 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:33.000 Well, yeah, it was eleven minutes. That's it. Eleven minutes. 304 00:18:34.480 --> 00:18:38.000 You made two lives in less than one tenth of that. 305 00:18:40.279 --> 00:18:44.279 Six women, including pop star Katie Perry, are scheduled to 306 00:18:44.319 --> 00:18:48.880 be launched. Worse scheduled now they're coming back for eleven 307 00:18:48.960 --> 00:18:53.839 minutes in the Blue Origin Rocket. I don't know why, 308 00:18:54.440 --> 00:18:57.200 but they went up there and O. 309 00:18:57.200 --> 00:19:00.640 Because it's fun. This is this, this is fun. 310 00:19:00.839 --> 00:19:02.440 And if you're a brazilionaire, why not. 311 00:19:03.920 --> 00:19:07.200 Yeah, if you're gonna send your your future wife up there. 312 00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:11.759 Because it's safe, it's fun. Now, how much would you pay? 313 00:19:12.440 --> 00:19:14.920 How much would you pay to go up there? And 314 00:19:14.920 --> 00:19:18.480 what are they charging? Forty dollars or something? If someone 315 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:19.880 wants to buy a seat. 316 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:23.880 Well, except that Bezos' girlfriend is her fiance is always 317 00:19:24.240 --> 00:19:26.640 on the flight, so chances are he just paid for it. 318 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:29.240 Well, I think he just since he owns a company, 319 00:19:29.240 --> 00:19:32.160 he just gave a repass on that. But I don't 320 00:19:32.240 --> 00:19:34.440 understand people going out and spend that much money. You've 321 00:19:34.440 --> 00:19:39.640 ever been on a really fast elevator, Yeah, that's free, 322 00:19:39.720 --> 00:19:45.680 your safe, or a good, really good quality roller coaster 323 00:19:45.960 --> 00:19:51.200 at Magic Mountain. Okay, it's not eleven minutes, but it's close. Well, 324 00:19:51.400 --> 00:19:52.720 that costs you sixty bucks. 325 00:19:53.640 --> 00:19:56.799 They did take off on time, they went up. They 326 00:19:56.799 --> 00:19:58.759 were waitless for a couple of minutes, then they were 327 00:19:58.759 --> 00:20:02.720 told to get back in their seats, and they're just 328 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:04.680 about to touch down and land. 329 00:20:05.519 --> 00:20:05.680 Day. 330 00:20:06.240 --> 00:20:10.559 Yeah, let's bury the problem, shall we. More than one 331 00:20:10.599 --> 00:20:14.240 hundred and fifty miles of electrical power lines damaged in 332 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:17.640 the Palisades and eaten fires are going to be replaced 333 00:20:17.640 --> 00:20:21.759 with underground lines. The project expected to cost eight hundred 334 00:20:21.799 --> 00:20:24.799 and sixty million dollars and will take years to complete, 335 00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:27.240 but official say the plan is to reduce the risk 336 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:30.240 of wildfires in the area, as well as the need 337 00:20:30.279 --> 00:20:33.559 for emergency power shutdowns during extreme weather events. 338 00:20:33.960 --> 00:20:36.400 How many thousands of miles do you think southern California 339 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:41.880 Edison has in power lines? And underground power lines are 340 00:20:41.880 --> 00:20:45.279 by far the best way to go. First of all, 341 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:51.960 they're exempt from fires, wildfires like this, and they certainly 342 00:20:51.960 --> 00:20:55.000 look better. The problem is they are expensive as. 343 00:20:54.839 --> 00:20:58.200 Hell, no case and crash into them with a plane 344 00:20:58.400 --> 00:21:01.279 or nothing, height or any there. 345 00:21:01.319 --> 00:21:06.000 But they cost big, big money developers. One of the 346 00:21:06.039 --> 00:21:09.720 reasons development is so expensive here in Southern California is 347 00:21:09.759 --> 00:21:12.799 developers have for the most part, if you're building a community, 348 00:21:13.519 --> 00:21:16.759 which developers do, it all has to be underground power lines. 349 00:21:19.359 --> 00:21:21.599 Yeah, sooner or later you have to change the way 350 00:21:21.640 --> 00:21:21.839 we do. 351 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:24.400 But it's uh, you know, it's one of those that 352 00:21:24.480 --> 00:21:28.920 takes generations. All right, let's do one more to break. 353 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:34.319 I suck at spelling, but I can spell AI. I 354 00:21:34.400 --> 00:21:40.079 think carry the one. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon may 355 00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:44.240 may have a stake on her mind while she was 356 00:21:44.279 --> 00:21:47.640 speaking at a panel earlier this week, because she confused 357 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:52.480 artificial intelligence known as AI with a one the name 358 00:21:52.680 --> 00:21:53.720 of the popular stakes. 359 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:56.440 You know, and social media is going nuts, big deal. 360 00:21:57.039 --> 00:22:00.440 So she miss she misspoke, okay, and of course social 361 00:22:00.440 --> 00:22:02.200 media media nailed her. 362 00:22:02.839 --> 00:22:03.799 Wow, look at you. 363 00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:08.000 I can't believe social media would come after her like that. 364 00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:12.759 You know, so, so media today is rotting the brains 365 00:22:12.839 --> 00:22:13.799 of our melia. 366 00:22:13.920 --> 00:22:19.319 It's so so, it's not particularly impressive, okay, and it's melia, 367 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:23.359 all right. So so a melia is by the way, 368 00:22:23.400 --> 00:22:25.480 that was not by the way, that was not that 369 00:22:25.559 --> 00:22:28.640 was not That was not stick. Guys, I really did that. 370 00:22:30.160 --> 00:22:34.599 You what you're telling us? That was not stick. What 371 00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:39.279 I'm saying is no big deal. People miss people mispronounce words. 372 00:22:39.680 --> 00:22:42.319 Remember when Trump said two Corinthians. 373 00:22:44.400 --> 00:22:45.519 Yeah, we listen. 374 00:22:45.680 --> 00:22:47.920 Remember, We'll tell you the worst thing in the world 375 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:50.319 is public speaking and having someone record it. 376 00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:51.759 Oh, you do this stuff all the time. 377 00:22:52.000 --> 00:22:55.039 Remember when Obama said the marine corpse? 378 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:57.640 Yeah, I mean, like it happens, it's. 379 00:22:57.480 --> 00:22:59.720 No big deal, and everybody has such a big deal. 380 00:23:00.119 --> 00:23:01.359 Yeah, they make a huge deal. 381 00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:05.319 I mean there's regardless, yeah, air regardless. 382 00:23:05.359 --> 00:23:09.440 There's plenty to attack people on public figures on either 383 00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:14.480 side of the political spectrum, but attack policy, for god's sake, 384 00:23:14.559 --> 00:23:19.000 not just a misspoken word, all right, guys. 385 00:23:18.880 --> 00:23:22.279 Word technically at that point, yeah, no, it's a one 386 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:22.880 steak sauce. 387 00:23:22.920 --> 00:23:23.480 So I get it. 388 00:23:26.039 --> 00:23:30.640 Okay, okay, people, it's time to get real no literally, 389 00:23:30.839 --> 00:23:34.720 the California Department of Motor Vehicles says you have to 390 00:23:34.759 --> 00:23:38.799 have that real ID by May seventh, and a lot 391 00:23:38.799 --> 00:23:41.160 of people are heading to the DMVs because they've been 392 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:43.359 putting it off since. Remember it was delayed. It was 393 00:23:43.400 --> 00:23:45.240 supposed to happen like years ago, then it was delayed 394 00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:48.039 because of COVID. Well, now May seventh is the deadline. 395 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:51.839 So starting today eighteen DMVs in southern California, we're going 396 00:23:51.920 --> 00:23:54.279 to We're going to open at seven am instead of 397 00:23:54.440 --> 00:23:59.279 eight am. That'll happen through June twenty seventh weekdays except 398 00:23:59.279 --> 00:24:02.599 for Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. The early hour 399 00:24:02.759 --> 00:24:06.440 is reserved only for people with appointments to obtain their 400 00:24:06.519 --> 00:24:07.200 real ID. 401 00:24:08.279 --> 00:24:10.720