Speaker 1: You're listening to KPI AM six forty. The Bill handles
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Speaker 1: so scurity, I had to go in. I know, when
Speaker 1: I was sixty five, I pulled my sow scurity, I
Speaker 1: had to go in. I did and talked to a
Speaker 1: clerk and it was really great. She looked at my
Speaker 1: name and said.
Speaker 2: Oh, hey, you know what.
Speaker 1: I listened to your show. Do you have any idea
Speaker 1: what kind of a dick you are? And that's a quote.
Speaker 2: And now handle on the news, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 1: Here's Bill handle, Good morning everybody, Handle morning, crew, and
Speaker 1: we start the week. It is Monday morning, April fourteenth.
Speaker 1: Today isn't marijuana day. It's the twentieth, right, all right,
Speaker 1: April twentieth. Now, how does that work? April twentieth? I
Speaker 1: know March four is uh, may the fourth be with
Speaker 1: you as well as the fifth as well as the third,
Speaker 1: you know, may the whatever day be with you? Like
Speaker 1: maybe what are.
Speaker 2: You talking about? That's May not March?
Speaker 1: And it's okay, okay, what is? And then no, I said, okay,
Speaker 1: got it? Got it Neil or something? So what is
Speaker 1: April twentieth what how does that connect to You're going
Speaker 1: to get stoned and eat a lot of ice cream.
Speaker 3: It's for twenty for twenty is the euphemism for marijuana
Speaker 3: and smoking pot for twenty.
Speaker 1: How did you know? I'm not a pot smoker, So
Speaker 1: explain that to me.
Speaker 4: It's believed to have originated with a group of high
Speaker 4: school students in San Rafel, California, who used it as
Speaker 4: a code word for finding and smoking marijuana.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Did they go do that like a four in the afternoon?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of dumb. Oh, it's like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a five eighty one throwing you in, Uh, you know,
Speaker 1: a mental institution for seventy two hours fifty one, So
Speaker 1: that that's that's May eighty one, would do that, right,
Speaker 1: the eighty first of May would be five eighty one. No, No,
Speaker 1: that's fifteen one fifty okay, fifty one fifty so that's May. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me go, So that's uh, May one hundred
Speaker 1: and fiftieth.
Speaker 3: Any Ones listening, we would like to fifty one to
Speaker 3: fifty handle right now for more than seventy two hours.
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, you can't for more than seventy
Speaker 1: two hours unless you get a psychiatrist us to argue
Speaker 1: that I'm a danger of myself for others. And let's
Speaker 1: you know what, You're probably right.
Speaker 3: So let's just see the fifty therapists you've had in
Speaker 3: the past twenty years will stand right by us.
Speaker 1: You know what I have. I've been in therapy for
Speaker 1: thirty years. My therapist finally fired me, legit fired me
Speaker 1: a few months ago. And the reason why she said, Bill,
Speaker 1: you know we've been in therapy. I've been with her
Speaker 1: for ten years. And she said, you know, Bill, you
Speaker 1: know we've been at it a long time. There's nothing
Speaker 1: I can do for you. Nothing. So she said it's
Speaker 1: time to uh, it's time to leave. What therapis fires
Speaker 1: a patient. And by the way, she she's not putting
Speaker 1: through college.
Speaker 2: Pardon she was done putting her kids through college.
Speaker 1: And she yeah, yeah, the kids are out of college.
Speaker 1: That's true. Yeah, yeah, okay. Anyway, Neil, good morning you
Speaker 1: are Dick. By the way, thank you, Amy, good morning.
Speaker 1: Well Hi Bill, uh there uh oh there is lovely will.
Speaker 1: Good morning Will, Good morning Bill. Oh t shirt says
Speaker 1: star wars on it. Yeah, because me the fourth come Sorry.
Speaker 2: March the fourth.
Speaker 1: All right, March fourteen, I'll tell you what it is is,
Speaker 1: As Amy pointed out this morning, it's the anniversary of
Speaker 1: the assassination of Abraham Lincoln. He was shot on the fourteenth.
Speaker 1: He died the next morning. Okay, here's one for you.
Speaker 1: Do do do do, do do do. What time did
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln die? When was he declared dead?
Speaker 5: I think it was early in the morning, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: H Howardly.
Speaker 4: I'm going to leave that up to you, Bill Handle,
Speaker 4: because I have a feeling, you know.
Speaker 1: And who said and now uh he is for the
Speaker 1: ages something I'm paraphrasing. Who said that? Santon edwin Stanton,
Speaker 1: Secretary of War And they had to haul uh Mary
Speaker 1: Lincoln out of the room because she was so out
Speaker 1: of her mo So she's in the other room crying
Speaker 1: hysterically while her husband is dying.
Speaker 2: Well she was not.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's another one. He was at Forge Theater when
Speaker 1: he was shot. What was he What was the play
Speaker 1: that was on when he's our good, our American cousin
Speaker 1: written by whom mom Laura Keene? What was the phrase
Speaker 1: that was being uttered as John Wilkes Booth assassinated Abraham.
Speaker 2: Lincoln with a forever a tyrant in Latin.
Speaker 1: No, that's when the sixth temper tyrannus is. What he
Speaker 1: said is he jumped down off of the box, the
Speaker 1: Presidential box John Wilkes booth, and broke his foot, snapped
Speaker 1: his ankle. No, No, the play was our American cousin.
Speaker 1: And here's one for if you watch Jeopardy. The line
Speaker 1: that was said as Lincoln was being assassinated and everybody
Speaker 1: in the theater broke out in laughter to cover up
Speaker 1: the shooting.
Speaker 2: Boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 1: No, but that's very close. Sok a dial you sokka
Speaker 1: dologing old man trap. No one knew what that means,
Speaker 1: but everybody thought that was hilarious. Okay, what does it mean?
Speaker 1: It had to do with this woman who was a
Speaker 1: gold digger and just was horrible. In any case, it
Speaker 1: was a comedy. And I could go on and on
Speaker 1: and on and on. You know, I've read thirty books
Speaker 1: on Abraham Lincoln in the assassination. You know I could
Speaker 1: literally do an hour of asking those questions, if not
Speaker 1: too But I'm not going by you.
Speaker 2: While you're going you should fifty to eighty him.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: Can't remember your own damn name.
Speaker 1: Okay. Who was the only woman who was part of
Speaker 1: the assassination plot, who was the first woman actually executed
Speaker 1: in the United States and hanged with the other conspirators.
Speaker 5: I don't remember her name, but I remember it from
Speaker 5: the show.
Speaker 1: Ye, Mary Surrat. Okay, we have enough guys, everybody.
Speaker 2: Mud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Samuel Muddy who was pardoned, by the way, who
Speaker 1: was later pardoned because he was a doctor in the
Speaker 1: Tortuga Islands and he was in prison and he was
Speaker 1: there during an epidemic and he was there to help
Speaker 1: and he did and he was pardoned.
Speaker 2: Okay, enough of that better because his name was still mud.
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: That's exactly correct. That's exactly correct. My name is Mud.
Speaker 2: Parto good means turtle.
Speaker 1: Did we just use the entire Did I just do
Speaker 1: the entire first segment giving useless facts about the Abraham
Speaker 1: Lincoln assassin nation on the anniversary of the shooting of
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 2: I certainly did, Unison, Yes, Bill, Yes, you did.
Speaker 1: Okay, fair enough. Oh, let's do one story. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: do it. Handle on the news, Amy neil me lead
Speaker 1: story the Pacific Coast Highway is going to reopen in
Speaker 1: time for summer, and based on the history of the
Speaker 1: Pacific Coast Highway and the rocks falling down, they're saying
Speaker 1: it will be July third for fourteen minutes, and so
Speaker 1: everybody better line up because oh, Cono, did I say
Speaker 1: good morning to you?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, good morning Cono.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, so they're saying it's going to reopen for summer.
Speaker 2: I hope we have a big shark.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And now, who the hell anybody who lives in
Speaker 1: the northern regions of the Pacific Coast Highway on the
Speaker 1: other side of all of these rocks the and Pacific
Speaker 1: Coast Highway being blocked, they're out of their minds. Okay,
Speaker 1: guys getting.
Speaker 4: To the governor man has been arrested in Pennsylvania and
Speaker 4: is going to face charges of attempted murder, terrorism and
Speaker 4: terrorism and arson. Thanks to an early morning fire that
Speaker 4: damaged the governor's mansion in Pennsylvania forced Governor Josh Shapiro,
Speaker 4: his family and guests to quickly escape. Apparently, the family
Speaker 4: had just celebrated passover at the residence on Saturday when
Speaker 4: they were awakened by state troopers around two am. They
Speaker 4: got out safely, the fire was put out. Did some
Speaker 4: pretty nasty damage, though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. A couple questions here that I have. He said
Speaker 1: that he was targeted the governor because it was the
Speaker 1: first night of Passover and he's Jewish and they were
Speaker 1: celebrating their Passover. Okay, so was it targeted? Was it
Speaker 1: anti Semitism? The other question I have is that he
Speaker 1: was woken or the family was woken up. This is
Speaker 1: at two am with the police pounding on the door
Speaker 1: after flames were seen. Didn't they have smoke detectors? What?
Speaker 2: Don't you think?
Speaker 5: That's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Don't know. Okay, you'd hope, but yeah, I don't get out.
Speaker 1: But anyway, we'll see, he says. He says the family
Speaker 1: was targeted because of him being Jewish. I don't know
Speaker 1: if that's true or not.
Speaker 2: We'll find out.
Speaker 4: Well, they've they've arrested the guy, and I would imagine
Speaker 4: we'll find out.
Speaker 2: All right, Bertie Sanders, another Jew?
Speaker 1: This is this? Is this all news all Jews today?
Speaker 1: Is it jew news? News for Jews?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh boy, let's let's hope we get some boys
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 3: Come on now, Senator Bernie sand made a surprise appearance
Speaker 3: on stage at Coachella, the music and arts festival there
Speaker 3: in India, on Saturday night. He was encouraging young generations
Speaker 3: to stand up and fight for justice. It scrags me
Speaker 3: up at Coachella, which I've been to on many occasions.
Speaker 3: Longest serving independent member of Congress. He says, we face
Speaker 3: some very difficult challenges, and he says the future of
Speaker 3: what happens to America is dependent on your generation. And
Speaker 3: all the people on Molly and Pot and everything went,
Speaker 3: who is the.
Speaker 1: Don't you know? Don't find it interesting? First of all,
Speaker 1: he's one hundred and fifty years old. His demographic is
Speaker 1: young people to an extraordinary amount because he is so liberal,
Speaker 1: because he is so left wing and young kid who.
Speaker 2: Says everyone gets free pizza.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah, because everybody. And when I was
Speaker 1: in college, and I'm sure when you were in college
Speaker 1: or a young person, you were all communists. You know,
Speaker 1: let someone else pay for it. The system should pay
Speaker 1: for all of us. And then you start saving some
Speaker 1: money and getting a job. You go, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: you know, why don't you work too?
Speaker 3: What was the old saying? If you're young and conservative,
Speaker 3: you have no heart. And if you're old and liberal,
Speaker 3: you have no brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My daughter Barbara, and we're talking, she was maybe
Speaker 1: to two and a half years old. We had a
Speaker 1: van in those days. Of course, we did a mommy
Speaker 1: soccer van. And we're getting off the freeway. This isn't
Speaker 1: this actually happened. We're getting off the freeway and there's
Speaker 1: a guy will work for food sign baging. My daughter
Speaker 1: rolls down the window. She presses the window down and
Speaker 1: looks at him and yells, get a job. She is
Speaker 1: two and a half or three years old. And as
Speaker 1: I tell the story, that absolutely well, what it does
Speaker 1: is say that proves this is your daughter.
Speaker 2: Were you were you for clemped with pride?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, absolutely, I you know I did the fist bump,
Speaker 1: you know, and I said, yes, yes, that's my daughter.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so Bernie might have been a hit at Coachella.
Speaker 5: This guy was kind of a bomb.
Speaker 4: Police got a report of a suspicious man at the
Speaker 4: Agua Calian de Casino in Cathedral City City on Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: He said that he would be responsible for a bombing
Speaker 4: at Coachella, so police tracked him down. Determined that the
Speaker 4: guy's name is David Darvish from Santa Monica and around noon,
Speaker 4: about an hour and a half later, they found his
Speaker 4: vehicle in Palm Springs and he's been arrested and being
Speaker 4: held on a million dollars bail.
Speaker 1: And he drove a Tesla. So you can bet social
Speaker 1: media is out there saying that Elon Musk ordered this.
Speaker 2: No, does he really drive a Tesla?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the story says. Yeah, he was driving
Speaker 1: a Tesla.
Speaker 3: Maybe he's angered by people keying and maybe maybe all right,
Speaker 3: speaking of rich people, US government is moving forward on
Speaker 3: this blockbuster anti trust case. Of course, this is alleging
Speaker 3: that Mark Zuckerberg and his company illegally built a social
Speaker 3: networking monopoly through the years of anti competitive conduct the judge.
Speaker 3: If the judge ends up siding with a government, Meta
Speaker 3: could be forced to break itself up and this could
Speaker 3: mean selling Instagram what's app Other tech giants are watching
Speaker 3: this closely. But the thing that's interesting is that Mark
Speaker 3: zucker Berg has cozied up to President Donald Trump. And
Speaker 3: we'll see whether President Donald Trump intervenes in some fashion
Speaker 3: on this whole thing.
Speaker 1: I'm doing a story on that. I'm going to dive
Speaker 1: a little bit deeper in that at seven point fifty
Speaker 1: because there are a lot of moving pieces on that one.
Speaker 4: Russia continues to pound Ukraine. A ballistic missile strike on
Speaker 4: the northern city of Sumi has killed at least thirty
Speaker 4: four people. Ukrainian officials say bodies were strewn across the
Speaker 4: central street, marking the war's deadliest attack on civilians this year.
Speaker 4: President Selenski said it happened as people were celebrating Palm
Speaker 4: Sunday and the attack was evidence that Russia had no
Speaker 4: intention of bringing its three year war to an end.
Speaker 1: Yep As peace is sort of kind of being discussed.
Speaker 1: Prutin said, oh, yeah, he'll come to the table, but
Speaker 1: certain conditions have to be met. For example, a lot
Speaker 1: of land has to be given over to Russia, and
Speaker 1: this is one of those issues. Day one, remember day
Speaker 1: one of the new administration. Prices are going to go down,
Speaker 1: inflation is going to disappear. The Israeli Hamas war will
Speaker 1: end day one, and the Ukraine Russia war will end
Speaker 1: day one. Not quite, not quite. I would have loved
Speaker 1: to hear that I am going to do everything I
Speaker 1: can to end it. And I think certainly Trump has
Speaker 1: a better chance of ending all of that than Biden
Speaker 1: ever did. But it's not day one. And is it
Speaker 1: going to end anytime soon? Nope. And is Ukraine going
Speaker 1: to have to give up swaths of land, probably the
Speaker 1: don Bass region, which is the eastern part of Ukraine,
Speaker 1: of which a lot of Russian speaking people are there.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not as simple as people think because
Speaker 1: that area has historically been part of Russia and Putin
Speaker 1: has his entire career argued for Ukraine to be once
Speaker 1: again be part of Russia.
Speaker 2: So historically California was part of Mexico.
Speaker 1: That's correct. And before that it was part of the
Speaker 1: you know, the indigenous people. What was the the Ying
Speaker 1: Yang Indians? No, yeah, or the Yang the Yang Sea Indians.
Speaker 1: You want to look that up. And what was the
Speaker 1: name of one of the tribes, like Malibu area.
Speaker 2: There's still indigenous people in Mexico.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are, but none of those people around.
Speaker 3: Vanish is not the language of Mexico.
Speaker 2: After Spain. Yes, yes, the slave language, Bill.
Speaker 1: It absolutely is. I mean what the Spaniards did to
Speaker 1: the indigenous people in Mexico. Uh, the Indians. Oh, by
Speaker 1: the way, here's one okay who named the Indians, Indians.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that misunderstanding of Columbus.
Speaker 1: That's good for you, Yes, he thought, Indiana, and he
Speaker 1: called yes, good for you. That's a jeopardy win. Excellent.
Speaker 1: We'll take a break and come back. Okay, today is
Speaker 1: useless fact days. That's what we're gonna do Monday, April fourteenth.
Speaker 1: We're gonna celebrate useless fact days.
Speaker 2: Maybe it will stay in orbit forever.
Speaker 5: Nope.
Speaker 2: Six women what they're already on their way back.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it was eleven minutes. That's it. Eleven minutes.
Speaker 3: You made two lives in less than one tenth of that.
Speaker 3: Six women, including pop star Katie Perry, are scheduled to
Speaker 3: be launched. Worse scheduled now they're coming back for eleven
Speaker 3: minutes in the Blue Origin Rocket. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: but they went up there and O.
Speaker 1: Because it's fun. This is this, this is fun.
Speaker 5: And if you're a brazilionaire, why not.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you're gonna send your your future wife up there.
Speaker 1: Because it's safe, it's fun. Now, how much would you pay?
Speaker 1: How much would you pay to go up there? And
Speaker 1: what are they charging? Forty dollars or something? If someone
Speaker 1: wants to buy a seat.
Speaker 4: Well, except that Bezos' girlfriend is her fiance is always
Speaker 4: on the flight, so chances are he just paid for it.
Speaker 1: Well, I think he just since he owns a company,
Speaker 1: he just gave a repass on that. But I don't
Speaker 1: understand people going out and spend that much money. You've
Speaker 1: ever been on a really fast elevator, Yeah, that's free,
Speaker 1: your safe, or a good, really good quality roller coaster
Speaker 1: at Magic Mountain. Okay, it's not eleven minutes, but it's close. Well,
Speaker 1: that costs you sixty bucks.
Speaker 4: They did take off on time, they went up. They
Speaker 4: were waitless for a couple of minutes, then they were
Speaker 4: told to get back in their seats, and they're just
Speaker 4: about to touch down and land.
Speaker 1: Day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's bury the problem, shall we. More than one
Speaker 4: hundred and fifty miles of electrical power lines damaged in
Speaker 4: the Palisades and eaten fires are going to be replaced
Speaker 4: with underground lines. The project expected to cost eight hundred
Speaker 4: and sixty million dollars and will take years to complete,
Speaker 4: but official say the plan is to reduce the risk
Speaker 4: of wildfires in the area, as well as the need
Speaker 4: for emergency power shutdowns during extreme weather events.
Speaker 1: How many thousands of miles do you think southern California
Speaker 1: Edison has in power lines? And underground power lines are
Speaker 1: by far the best way to go. First of all,
Speaker 1: they're exempt from fires, wildfires like this, and they certainly
Speaker 1: look better. The problem is they are expensive as.
Speaker 3: Hell, no case and crash into them with a plane
Speaker 3: or nothing, height or any there.
Speaker 1: But they cost big, big money developers. One of the
Speaker 1: reasons development is so expensive here in Southern California is
Speaker 1: developers have for the most part, if you're building a community,
Speaker 1: which developers do, it all has to be underground power lines.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sooner or later you have to change the way
Speaker 2: we do.
Speaker 1: But it's uh, you know, it's one of those that
Speaker 1: takes generations. All right, let's do one more to break.
Speaker 3: I suck at spelling, but I can spell AI. I
Speaker 3: think carry the one. Secretary of Education Linda McMahon may
Speaker 3: may have a stake on her mind while she was
Speaker 3: speaking at a panel earlier this week, because she confused
Speaker 3: artificial intelligence known as AI with a one the name
Speaker 3: of the popular stakes.
Speaker 1: You know, and social media is going nuts, big deal.
Speaker 1: So she miss she misspoke, okay, and of course social
Speaker 1: media media nailed her.
Speaker 2: Wow, look at you.
Speaker 3: I can't believe social media would come after her like that.
Speaker 3: You know, so, so media today is rotting the brains
Speaker 3: of our melia.
Speaker 1: It's so so, it's not particularly impressive, okay, and it's melia,
Speaker 1: all right. So so a melia is by the way,
Speaker 1: that was not by the way, that was not that
Speaker 1: was not That was not stick. Guys, I really did that.
Speaker 1: You what you're telling us? That was not stick. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying is no big deal. People miss people mispronounce words.
Speaker 5: Remember when Trump said two Corinthians.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we listen.
Speaker 3: Remember, We'll tell you the worst thing in the world
Speaker 3: is public speaking and having someone record it.
Speaker 2: Oh, you do this stuff all the time.
Speaker 5: Remember when Obama said the marine corpse?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, like it happens, it's.
Speaker 5: No big deal, and everybody has such a big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they make a huge deal.
Speaker 2: I mean there's regardless, yeah, air regardless.
Speaker 1: There's plenty to attack people on public figures on either
Speaker 1: side of the political spectrum, but attack policy, for god's sake,
Speaker 1: not just a misspoken word, all right, guys.
Speaker 3: Word technically at that point, yeah, no, it's a one
Speaker 3: steak sauce.
Speaker 1: So I get it.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, people, it's time to get real no literally,
Speaker 4: the California Department of Motor Vehicles says you have to
Speaker 4: have that real ID by May seventh, and a lot
Speaker 4: of people are heading to the DMVs because they've been
Speaker 4: putting it off since. Remember it was delayed. It was
Speaker 4: supposed to happen like years ago, then it was delayed
Speaker 4: because of COVID. Well, now May seventh is the deadline.
Speaker 4: So starting today eighteen DMVs in southern California, we're going
Speaker 4: to We're going to open at seven am instead of
Speaker 4: eight am. That'll happen through June twenty seventh weekdays except
Speaker 4: for Wednesday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. The early hour
Speaker 4: is reserved only for people with appointments to obtain their
Speaker 4: real ID.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this gets interesting, and is there going to be
Speaker 1: a lawsuit? I don't know, because you're not going to
Speaker 1: be able to get on an airplane without a real ID,
Speaker 1: although you can if you have a passport, but a
Speaker 1: lot of people don't have passports.
Speaker 2: They're not the passport's expensive.
Speaker 3: A real ID is nothing forty five bucks, so how
Speaker 3: but what's it one hundred and fifty for a passport?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so how can they What do you mean a lawsuit?
Speaker 1: Well, because you have people that can't afford it, you
Speaker 1: have people that don't have access to a computer to
Speaker 1: make an appointment.
Speaker 3: You've got holmost without an appointment. The reality is you
Speaker 3: have to have a driver's license to drive.
Speaker 1: You have to have a well it's going to be
Speaker 1: a real ID driver's license because it shows up on
Speaker 1: your driver's license or ID.
Speaker 2: My point is it's not a right to fly on
Speaker 2: a plane.
Speaker 1: No, I understand, but entering a secured federal facility like courthouses,
Speaker 1: you have to have a real ID. All I'm saying
Speaker 1: is I'm for it. I have no problem with the
Speaker 1: national health a national ID. Most countries in the world
Speaker 1: have one. We don't. Ours don't exist. We have statewide
Speaker 1: IDs because the states have a lot of power. But
Speaker 1: I'm just saying I wouldn't be surprised if there's a
Speaker 1: lawsuit in there. That's all. I'm not pitching for it,
Speaker 1: but I think you have a.
Speaker 2: Point where you're not.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go ahead that.
Speaker 3: Squire, Yes, right, California National Forests. Look at all that
Speaker 3: would in the wake of the Trump administration Pepril five
Speaker 3: order to immediately expand timber production in the United States.
Speaker 3: We're looking at the national forests. Maybe one hundred and
Speaker 3: twelve point five million acres of forest land will be
Speaker 3: opened up to logging.
Speaker 1: And have you ever been to the Koya National Forests.
Speaker 1: You look at those trees and you'll walk through one
Speaker 1: and through walk around one of those trees like a cathedral.
Speaker 1: And I remember when I went. You know how much
Speaker 1: outdoor furniture that tree could make? Redwood?
Speaker 2: Oh, you do it?
Speaker 1: The outdoor Uh, these overhangs, these oh, it would be fantastic.
Speaker 1: The decks, the number of decks you can make with
Speaker 1: a giant it would be.
Speaker 3: One flat plane. You wouldn't even need boards because they're
Speaker 3: so big.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're not going to cut down old growth forests,
Speaker 4: are they?
Speaker 1: No, they're not. No, But but you SI you no,
Speaker 1: you're right, we're pushing it. But national forests is they're
Speaker 1: protected those trees, and now logging will be allowed. Obviously
Speaker 1: they're day yeah or Earth. They they're gonna start logging down.
Speaker 5: Good to go.
Speaker 4: White House physician Captain Sean Barbarella Barbara Bella says that
Speaker 4: President Trump is in excellent excellent cognitive and physical health.
Speaker 4: He took his first physical during this term as president.
Speaker 4: Trump was found to have scarring on the right ear
Speaker 4: from a gunshot wound. And the doctor says, he's in
Speaker 4: excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological and general physical function.
Speaker 1: Well, he certainly has great cognitive skills. I mean that
Speaker 1: hasn't dropped at all. The rest said, who the hell
Speaker 1: knows his first year in the last term, His doctor
Speaker 1: after the physical said, and I love this. Either I
Speaker 1: think it was it was his doctor or he said it.
Speaker 1: I think it was his doctor said, Donald Trump is
Speaker 1: in better shape than any president in US history. I
Speaker 1: love that.
Speaker 2: Say that?
Speaker 1: Oh really, after Obama? How about George W who used
Speaker 1: to run and bike for hundreds of miles a secret
Speaker 1: service and the Secret Service couldn't keep up with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how could you say? I mean, I think.
Speaker 3: Obama was the only president I've ever seen with his
Speaker 3: shirt off.
Speaker 1: Oh no, JFK, JFK. There's a picture of him in
Speaker 1: Santa Monica Beach, and he was a hard body. JFK
Speaker 1: had a great figure I got when I saw him.
Speaker 1: Oh you all right, buddy, Okay, all right, Why don't
Speaker 1: we Why don't we stop right there? Okay, Cono gave
Speaker 1: me the look, Oh god, all right, we're done.
Speaker 2: Hard body. Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1: Kind of exciting, actually he was. And there's a great
Speaker 1: picture of a woman screaming in delight because she just
Speaker 1: saw the President of the United States in Santa Monica
Speaker 1: in the water, Santa Monica Beach. Very exciting. I got excited.
Speaker 2: Then Marilyn Monroe popped up from underwater.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, one, so she stayed underwater. Okay, never mind,
Speaker 1: not going to go there either. Kf I am six
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