WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:03.399 Funny thing about today's Minnesota Goodbye is we did this 2 00:00:03.960 --> 00:00:08.080 most of these emails yesterday, but we had something feeding 3 00:00:08.119 --> 00:00:12.039 into the system and we scrapped the entire Minnesota Goodbye 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:15.359 when we found that out. So I don't know it 5 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:17.440 was feeding in there, but it is not there today. 6 00:00:17.480 --> 00:00:21.359 I'm gonna be quiet for a second and watch the waveform. Nope, 7 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:25.199 nothing feeding in there. Good news. So let's go back 8 00:00:25.239 --> 00:00:29.399 and see if we can relive part of yesterday's Minnesota Goodbye. 9 00:00:31.399 --> 00:00:37.640 This is from Kristen. Another random que came up while 10 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:39.759 walking the dogs this morning. My dog Sadie decided to 11 00:00:39.799 --> 00:00:42.039 pick up some anomal nd trails and guts and proceeded 12 00:00:42.039 --> 00:00:44.240 to eat them. I had to reach into her mouth 13 00:00:44.240 --> 00:00:45.920 and grab them out. It was so gross. Now, this 14 00:00:45.960 --> 00:00:47.880 isn't not a good way to start off the podcast, 15 00:00:47.920 --> 00:00:50.640 because people are gonna be like, okay, next, just fast 16 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:54.079 forward through this part if you don't like this. I 17 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:56.159 don't really have much. I think. I talked about how 18 00:00:56.240 --> 00:00:59.000 I had a colleague, Gracie, who I was cleaning up 19 00:00:59.000 --> 00:01:00.560 poop in the backyard and there was a pair of 20 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:03.399 Susan's underwear in the poop. I can still see it 21 00:01:03.439 --> 00:01:06.680 I think they were orange, and but that's really it. 22 00:01:07.319 --> 00:01:10.480 Yeah, I had a husky that ate an entire bag 23 00:01:10.560 --> 00:01:14.280 of red vines the licorice, and it was throw up diarrhea, 24 00:01:14.400 --> 00:01:17.400 just all red liquidy. It was so nasty and it 25 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:19.519 was like in a tent. We had a tent up 26 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:24.400 in the backyard for funzies, and he's like, watch this gross. 27 00:01:24.560 --> 00:01:27.040 I've got lots of stories about dogs, but one, just one, 28 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:30.719 the funniest is the one that got into the big 29 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:34.120 rice crispies treat that I had from Costco. So it 30 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:36.760 was a bunch of little individual packs and he found 31 00:01:36.760 --> 00:01:38.319 it underneath the bed because I used to hide it 32 00:01:38.359 --> 00:01:42.319 from Andrew, and I said he she would take each one, 33 00:01:42.439 --> 00:01:44.319 go downstairs, eat it, and then go back up for 34 00:01:44.359 --> 00:01:46.319 another one. At least that's what I decided, I think 35 00:01:46.400 --> 00:01:49.519 that she did. There was all kinds of little wrappers 36 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:51.719 in the basement, and so she would go grab some, 37 00:01:51.920 --> 00:01:53.719 eat them, and then go back for more. And they 38 00:01:53.719 --> 00:01:55.319 were all gone. And this was a pack of like 39 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:59.079 sixty mostly. I think I had just gotten it like 40 00:01:59.079 --> 00:02:01.200 a week before, so there's probably I think I counted 41 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.680 like forty eight rappers. And I think she also ate 42 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:05.840 some of the rappers. So that girl had. 43 00:02:05.799 --> 00:02:06.599 Did she get sick? 44 00:02:06.680 --> 00:02:07.159 Cofused? 45 00:02:07.599 --> 00:02:10.639 She was shitting out Rice Krispy Okay, all right, yeah, 46 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:13.560 but I don't think she ever puked. I don't remember, though, 47 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:16.000 because she gets sick sometimes, so I can't remember that 48 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:17.039 time when she caked or not. 49 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:19.240 I just think it's very dainty to just take I'm 50 00:02:19.240 --> 00:02:20.879 just going to take a couple at a time, Yeah, 51 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:23.560 like maybe just maybe just one more. 52 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:25.680 And she found like her safe spot to eat them 53 00:02:25.840 --> 00:02:27.800 down in the basin, Like she's like, oh, this is 54 00:02:27.840 --> 00:02:28.439 a good spot. 55 00:02:28.560 --> 00:02:29.719 You know, I'll eat it right here. 56 00:02:31.280 --> 00:02:34.520 Let's do this one. We were talking about soulmates and 57 00:02:34.560 --> 00:02:38.560 TJ writes, in my experience with soulmates, I do believe 58 00:02:38.599 --> 00:02:40.960 there is one for every person. I found my soulmate 59 00:02:41.000 --> 00:02:43.960 while working on tour with Disney on Ice. I didn't 60 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:46.000 believe in soulmates until I met her. But what was 61 00:02:46.080 --> 00:02:49.719 crazy is how everything just clicked. My wife is from Japan. 62 00:02:49.879 --> 00:02:52.000 With the tour show going to Japan, it was almost 63 00:02:52.000 --> 00:02:53.919 like it was meant to be. She was the one 64 00:02:53.919 --> 00:02:56.639 to help me with everything in Japan, and even though 65 00:02:56.680 --> 00:02:59.879 she was already in a relationship, somehow we just knew 66 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:04.439 we were meant to be together. Too many details and dramas. 67 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:07.719 I'll just add long story short. Been twelve years. We've 68 00:03:07.719 --> 00:03:09.879 traveled around the world, touring with each other, and now 69 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:12.639 settling down. We have a child, which we never planned for, 70 00:03:12.719 --> 00:03:14.639 but all things considered, it almost feels like it was 71 00:03:14.680 --> 00:03:17.120 meant to be. I really do believe in soulmates. Now 72 00:03:17.520 --> 00:03:21.840 have a great morning, everybody from TJ. I think that 73 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:24.520 it is amazing when you think of what has to 74 00:03:24.560 --> 00:03:27.280 happen for us to meet that person that is so 75 00:03:27.400 --> 00:03:30.759 special to us. You know, if you would arrive five 76 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:33.840 minutes later, they wouldn't have been there, or if you 77 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:38.120 hadn't been late for work, you wouldn't have met them, 78 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:41.199 or if you hadn't been early. It's kind of like, 79 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:43.400 I'll make a weird comparison. It's like the people who 80 00:03:43.400 --> 00:03:45.759 survived the thirty five bli Ue Bridge collapse. Yea, you 81 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:47.919 know they were supposed to be on the bridge, but 82 00:03:48.080 --> 00:03:50.960 they got called into a meeting just before they left 83 00:03:50.960 --> 00:03:54.159 for work, so you just never know. And is it 84 00:03:54.199 --> 00:03:56.759 fate intervening? And why did it intervene for the people 85 00:03:56.759 --> 00:03:59.039 who died on the thirty five Bliue Bridge collapse. So 86 00:03:59.080 --> 00:04:01.439 I don't know that is like fate intervening. I don't 87 00:04:01.439 --> 00:04:03.039 know if I believe that, but I just think a 88 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:06.520 lot of things have to happen for like, okay, for 89 00:04:06.639 --> 00:04:08.800 you to get the job here on KTWB, A lot 90 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:10.520 of things had to have happened, and we won't go 91 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:14.039 through the whole thing, but it's like I think, just 92 00:04:14.080 --> 00:04:15.639 things have to line up sometimes, right. 93 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:17.439 So do you think a lot of people are very 94 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:20.560 unlucky in that fact then because they never meet their soulmate? 95 00:04:20.639 --> 00:04:22.240 I think it's because they have nothing to offer. 96 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:24.560 Why are you looking at me? 97 00:04:24.839 --> 00:04:25.000 No? 98 00:04:25.279 --> 00:04:27.279 And I'm being a little bit funny. I think that 99 00:04:27.319 --> 00:04:31.680 some people find a boyfriend or a girlfriend very easily, 100 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:34.680 and I think some people might not because they are 101 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:40.439 shy or maybe they are less attractive. Let's face it, 102 00:04:40.480 --> 00:04:42.399 if you're out going and you're attractive, you've got a 103 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:46.600 leg up on the world. If you are not particularly bright, 104 00:04:47.040 --> 00:04:49.600 you might have trouble finding a soulmate. If you're delusional 105 00:04:49.600 --> 00:04:51.800 and you think that you deserve a ten when you 106 00:04:52.040 --> 00:04:54.560 are probably about a three yrself. Like me, I'm a three. 107 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:57.360 I don't have any illusions that I deserve a ten. 108 00:04:58.199 --> 00:04:59.920 But I'm load. 109 00:05:00.240 --> 00:05:03.079 So that works out well in this situation. 110 00:05:03.199 --> 00:05:05.560 Obviously it's very magical, like, oh you met her on 111 00:05:05.879 --> 00:05:08.839 the on Disney on ice on tour, Like what a 112 00:05:08.959 --> 00:05:13.120 beautiful life though, And I think like it's a magical 113 00:05:13.279 --> 00:05:15.439 kind of way of thinking of being like, Wow, had 114 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.040 I not shown up five minutes sooner than this would 115 00:05:18.079 --> 00:05:18.680 never have happened. 116 00:05:18.680 --> 00:05:19.839 Blah blah blah. 117 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:24.519 But sometimes if that's like the mindset that you go 118 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:28.839 into most things with, then everything will seem a little 119 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:31.439 bit better than it actually is, which I do think 120 00:05:31.480 --> 00:05:34.360 sometimes could be a bad thing, Like if you meet 121 00:05:34.399 --> 00:05:37.639 somebody and you're like, Wow, this boy likes me, and 122 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:40.399 had I not gone out to that event, I wouldn't 123 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:41.360 have ever met him. 124 00:05:41.759 --> 00:05:43.600 But also maybe he's not the person for you. 125 00:05:43.879 --> 00:05:48.120 So but because you're like approaching it with this mindset, it's. 126 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:50.040 Not necessarily a good thing all the time. 127 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:51.920 And it just worked out really well for this guy, 128 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:53.600 which I am jealous of your life. 129 00:05:53.639 --> 00:05:54.600 It sounds really perfect. 130 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:57.600 That sounds really cool. All right. We have a ranger 131 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:01.480 Jessica with some a very short did you know this 132 00:06:01.680 --> 00:06:06.720 time about raccoons and I'm pushing buttons. Oh where's that 133 00:06:06.800 --> 00:06:09.879 coming from? Oh, okay, glad, I noticed that that is coming 134 00:06:09.879 --> 00:06:12.399 from somewhere. I know where it's coming from. It's coming 135 00:06:12.399 --> 00:06:13.360 from a YouTube video. 136 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:15.519 I'm going to start at the jazz station when you're 137 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:15.839 not here. 138 00:06:16.160 --> 00:06:19.279 Yeah, somehow it got on positive Jazz. I don't know. Okay, 139 00:06:19.360 --> 00:06:24.839 So here we go with what I believe is Jessica. 140 00:06:25.000 --> 00:06:27.360 Hold on, here we go, let's try it out. 141 00:06:27.879 --> 00:06:31.279 Hello, Ranger Jesca again, I did you know? The day 142 00:06:31.399 --> 00:06:34.199 has to do with some animal facts from last week? 143 00:06:34.319 --> 00:06:37.920 So Vont talked about Mexican raccoons. Just f why those 144 00:06:37.959 --> 00:06:40.439 are not the same as the raccoons we see in 145 00:06:40.480 --> 00:06:44.439 our backyards in Minnesota. Those are kawa, which are totally just. 146 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:47.639 What we're talking about. Vont was on vacation in Mexico 147 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.079 and he saw raccoons in the hallway. 148 00:06:49.959 --> 00:06:51.079 And they were skinny. 149 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:52.439 Yeah they're not raccoons. 150 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:56.959 Yeah, really different animal. They are very closely related to raccoons, 151 00:06:56.959 --> 00:06:59.680 but they are not raccoons. They are a different animal again, 152 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:04.199 called the Kowatei very cute and Dave yes, sharks are 153 00:07:04.319 --> 00:07:08.120 older than trees. Shark fossil evidence can be found four 154 00:07:08.240 --> 00:07:11.360 hundred and fifty million years ago, and tree fossils can 155 00:07:11.399 --> 00:07:13.480 only be found three hundred and fifty million years ago, 156 00:07:13.600 --> 00:07:17.439 so please, no sharks are older than trees. 157 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:20.600 It's amazing. Wow, range wrap and. 158 00:07:20.639 --> 00:07:23.120 I googled a kowaate. Those are so cute. 159 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:25.319 It's spelled like coat with an eye at the end. 160 00:07:25.759 --> 00:07:27.920 Oh my gosh, Now I want a kowaate. They're so 161 00:07:28.040 --> 00:07:28.800 stinking cute. 162 00:07:29.839 --> 00:07:31.959 Okay, they got a bunch of rabies, like probably. 163 00:07:32.399 --> 00:07:34.199 I mean I would also like a raccoon, because those 164 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:36.480 are like a forbidden cat as far as I'm concerned, 165 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.480 And when they walk in my pathway, I'm. 166 00:07:38.319 --> 00:07:41.439 Like, hi, baby, Yeah, they're not friendly though. 167 00:07:41.560 --> 00:07:43.680 No, I don't know I've ever crossed paths with a 168 00:07:43.759 --> 00:07:45.079 raccoon before, have you, guys? 169 00:07:45.279 --> 00:07:48.279 Yes, I went camping once and we had one of 170 00:07:48.319 --> 00:07:51.680 those like camper cabins, and raccoons kept trying to get in, 171 00:07:51.759 --> 00:07:55.040 so we could hear like the door being like cunk, clunk, clunk, 172 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:56.680 and then we'd come out and there'd be like a 173 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:58.959 raccoon in the in the bucket that we had all 174 00:07:58.959 --> 00:08:01.279 our food, and just like, oh hey, buddy, I poked 175 00:08:01.279 --> 00:08:03.040 one with a stick because I said. 176 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:04.040 Get out, that's our food. 177 00:08:04.600 --> 00:08:06.959 And he's like ooh good, So we pretended that they 178 00:08:07.000 --> 00:08:09.160 were the maintenance guy is coming just to check the 179 00:08:09.199 --> 00:08:11.800 doors and make sure that the cabin was in ships show. 180 00:08:11.839 --> 00:08:15.600 Oh okay, good, Yeah, Juanita is here with a rant. 181 00:08:15.639 --> 00:08:18.680 So let's check out what Janita has for her rant today. 182 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:22.560 Hey y'all, Hey, So I was listening to the show 183 00:08:22.600 --> 00:08:25.120 on Monday, and I swear to god, you guys tapped 184 00:08:25.160 --> 00:08:27.959 into what my rent was gonna be this week, and 185 00:08:28.000 --> 00:08:29.720 that was unrealistic. 186 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:31.040 Things that happens in movies. 187 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.320 Now, this is the reason why my husband said that 188 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.440 he does not like to watch movies with me, because 189 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.519 he said, pay attention more to the shit I'm not 190 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:41.679 supposed to instead of watching the damn movie. But for instance, 191 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:44.759 a couple is laying in bed, they just woke up. 192 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:47.000 They wake up, they yawn, they smile at each other. 193 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:48.639 Then all of a sudden, they're slabbing. 194 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:49.919 Each other down. It's like bullshit. 195 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:52.279 Who wakes up first thing in the morning just start 196 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:54.720 slabbing each other down? No one does that. If you 197 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:56.639 bring them lifts anywhere near me, I'm putting you in 198 00:08:56.639 --> 00:09:00.240 a choke hold. Second of all, you see somebody they 199 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:03.440 get ran over. Matter of fact, they were being chased 200 00:09:03.840 --> 00:09:06.039 and then they get ran over, but then all of 201 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:07.960 a sudden, they pop back up and they keep running. 202 00:09:08.000 --> 00:09:09.320 It's like, who the fuck does that? 203 00:09:09.600 --> 00:09:13.120 Nobody that I know of. Then the last one is 204 00:09:13.200 --> 00:09:16.639 when people are walking in the grocery store. All the 205 00:09:16.679 --> 00:09:19.919 products are perfectly in line, all the labels are facing out, 206 00:09:19.960 --> 00:09:23.000 everything is perfect. You never see nobody walking down the 207 00:09:23.159 --> 00:09:25.159 light bulb aisle and all of a sudden there's a 208 00:09:25.320 --> 00:09:27.559 Mayonna's Josh sitting there where somebody decided they didn't. 209 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:29.159 Want to face the light bulbs. 210 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:32.000 It's like, come on, I've never seen that walk into 211 00:09:32.039 --> 00:09:34.840 the grocery store and everything was that fucking perfect. Get 212 00:09:34.840 --> 00:09:35.679 the hell out of here. 213 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:36.240 Get the hell out. 214 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:39.159 That's my rent for this week. I love you guys, Bye. 215 00:09:38.919 --> 00:09:43.320 I love you. This is from Sid. Sid writes in 216 00:09:43.440 --> 00:09:46.240 you Absolutely struck a nerve Dave talking about the inconsiderate 217 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:48.159 people that sit and wait for their person to come 218 00:09:48.159 --> 00:09:51.000 out of the airport. I cannot stand it. There are 219 00:09:51.080 --> 00:09:53.279 many things like this that are not only common courtesy, 220 00:09:53.320 --> 00:09:56.679 but literally the rules. I can't understand how people think 221 00:09:56.679 --> 00:09:58.679 it's okay to do whatever they want and basically mess 222 00:09:58.759 --> 00:10:01.960 up the structure. In society. I've watched somebody sitting there 223 00:10:02.000 --> 00:10:05.240 getting stole by the airport security. Then they drive away, 224 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:08.639 but really just go park their inconsiderate ass farther up 225 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:10.480 the lane until they get yelled at by the next 226 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:13.320 person doing their job, which their job is supposed to 227 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:17.080 be watching for dangerous threats, not reminding your lazy, inconsiderate 228 00:10:17.120 --> 00:10:20.120 ass that you can't park here. I also do a 229 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:21.879 lap like Bailey if I know my person is on 230 00:10:21.960 --> 00:10:23.919 their way out, or I simply go wait in the 231 00:10:23.960 --> 00:10:27.080 cell phone lot until they arrive, because that's what it's for, 232 00:10:27.120 --> 00:10:29.240 and then I'm not interrupting other people who are there 233 00:10:29.279 --> 00:10:32.200 to be picked up. Other examples put your card away 234 00:10:32.240 --> 00:10:36.039 in a parking lot, wait to get up at landing, 235 00:10:36.120 --> 00:10:38.120 and letting the people in front of you get out 236 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:41.799 before you bust through them. Picking up dog poop poop 237 00:10:41.879 --> 00:10:44.559 already discussed on the show many times. I'm sure there 238 00:10:44.559 --> 00:10:47.000 are more, but I want to get to angrily message 239 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:49.000 in because it brought I just brought my husband to 240 00:10:49.000 --> 00:10:51.279 the airport, so it's fresh to me how horribly people 241 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:54.399 act there. Thanks for reading, Hope you're all doing well. 242 00:10:54.919 --> 00:11:01.080 Cheers fam from Sydney Hanson. Thank you, Sydney. 243 00:11:01.200 --> 00:11:04.519 Yes feeling Sydney, and we all agree with you totally do. 244 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:08.360 I had to write in about the love of my 245 00:11:08.519 --> 00:11:10.399 life without a doubt in my mind it is my 246 00:11:10.480 --> 00:11:12.480 baby girl. Of course, I love my parents. I love 247 00:11:12.519 --> 00:11:15.039 my husband, but even more now because of how great 248 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:16.879 a father he is. But the moment I met my 249 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:19.960 precious baby, I knew I wouldn't be the same. The 250 00:11:20.000 --> 00:11:22.159 best hot way I can describe this type of love 251 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:25.480 is rare, all encompassing, and will last beyond a lifetime. 252 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:28.320 Truly the love of my life. How special it is 253 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:30.279 to get to experience a love like this. I hope 254 00:11:30.279 --> 00:11:32.919 in everyone would get to feel this way with a child, partner, 255 00:11:33.039 --> 00:11:35.799 or friend. By the way, I love the old generation 256 00:11:35.919 --> 00:11:38.080 names coming back. My daughter is ten months old named 257 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:42.000 el C. She has a Mabel, Amelia and Gloria in 258 00:11:42.039 --> 00:11:45.519 her daycare, the Golden Girls of the future. Thanks to 259 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:48.600 you guys for keeping me company on my commute. Your friend, Hannah, 260 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:52.639 I'm only going to say I've got one observation, and 261 00:11:52.679 --> 00:11:55.919 I've heard I'm so glad that you feel your baby 262 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:58.279 is the love of your life. I have heard that 263 00:11:58.519 --> 00:12:04.159 moms sometimes feel so badly because they don't feel that 264 00:12:04.440 --> 00:12:07.279 with their new baby. So they'll have a baby and 265 00:12:07.320 --> 00:12:09.120 they'll look at the baby and hold the baby and 266 00:12:09.159 --> 00:12:11.320 hear the baby cry, and the baby keeps them awake, 267 00:12:11.399 --> 00:12:15.559 and and the baby is a hassle and and they 268 00:12:15.600 --> 00:12:21.759 don't feel like I love this baby, and they feel bad, 269 00:12:22.600 --> 00:12:26.320 like something's wrong with me because I don't feel like 270 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:29.759 I love this being. Have you heard that? 271 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:32.679 Yeah, I mean that's like post uh what am I? 272 00:12:32.879 --> 00:12:34.759 Postpartum part of impression? 273 00:12:34.879 --> 00:12:39.080 Partum depression? Yeah, and that's super common. I mean I 274 00:12:39.159 --> 00:12:43.360 have a couple of friends who have kids. And my 275 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.919 my one friend the two times that she got pregnant, 276 00:12:46.600 --> 00:12:49.919 and she would tell people and they would be super excited. 277 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:51.960 She'd be like, just so you know, not everyone is 278 00:12:52.000 --> 00:12:54.799 as as excited as you are, because she was like 279 00:12:55.039 --> 00:12:58.600 happy to be having children, but she wasn't like super 280 00:12:58.720 --> 00:13:00.960 duper excited because she liked her life. 281 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:02.879 The way it was. But here she was going to 282 00:13:02.919 --> 00:13:03.480 have kids. 283 00:13:03.639 --> 00:13:05.840 And now she's like, all I am is a mom 284 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:09.000 and I don't want to be I mean, I don't 285 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:10.480 want to say. This is her words, she says, I 286 00:13:10.480 --> 00:13:12.559 don't want to be just a mom. I want to 287 00:13:12.600 --> 00:13:16.159 be still me and have children, and she says it's 288 00:13:16.200 --> 00:13:19.200 really hard for her a lot of days because all 289 00:13:19.240 --> 00:13:22.639 she is to anyone is a mother, and she wants 290 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:24.159 to be something more to everyone. 291 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:27.919 I do think that, like, obviously you love your child eventually, 292 00:13:27.960 --> 00:13:30.240 and it is a lot of postpartum right away. But 293 00:13:30.320 --> 00:13:33.080 I mean, I've read enough things on Reddit for Jenny's 294 00:13:33.080 --> 00:13:36.279 ben on Reddit, or when I've discussed my fears of 295 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:39.600 children and stuff, and like, there are people who admit 296 00:13:39.879 --> 00:13:43.919 that they regret having kids and they just never felt 297 00:13:44.080 --> 00:13:46.200 that love that they thought that they were going to have, 298 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:49.080 and it's something you will never know, so you can't 299 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.480 be mad at someone for not having that. But like, 300 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:54.799 there's definitely people who admit out there that they regret 301 00:13:54.840 --> 00:13:55.399 having kids. 302 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:58.279 Yeah, and there's judgment behind it. So I'm so glad 303 00:13:58.320 --> 00:14:00.679 that your daughter is the life off of your life. 304 00:14:00.679 --> 00:14:01.120 That's great. 305 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:05.679 Yeah, for sure. I never regretted having kids, maybe having 306 00:14:05.720 --> 00:14:09.639 kids too early, maybe not being around my kids. I 307 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:14.320 was not around for Chase and Beth's whole childhood definitely involved. 308 00:14:14.759 --> 00:14:18.519 But I love all my kids. I just love them 309 00:14:18.519 --> 00:14:22.159 so much. I sometimes just stare at Carson and in 310 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:26.399 wonderment just like, I just love this kid. He's like 311 00:14:26.559 --> 00:14:29.519 probably the most like me, so we probably we bond 312 00:14:29.600 --> 00:14:31.639 really well. And I just look at him sometimes. But 313 00:14:31.639 --> 00:14:33.759 I look at Alison sometimes. I tell Susan, I said, 314 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:37.480 she is just the sweetest, sweetest girl, and she's not perfect. 315 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:40.039 She gets cranky, she has a short temper, and she 316 00:14:40.080 --> 00:14:42.120 gets cranky. But I just just. 317 00:14:42.240 --> 00:14:43.879 Wonder who she gets that from. 318 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.519 But that is nice to hear, because I mean, I 319 00:14:48.559 --> 00:14:51.159 am also a daughter of a father, and I always 320 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:53.000 look at my dad thinking this dude doesn't like me. 321 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:56.120 So he probably does, and I just don't think so 322 00:14:56.279 --> 00:14:57.360 I don't know some guys. 323 00:14:57.879 --> 00:15:00.679 I think the thing is I learned affection from my mama. 324 00:15:00.759 --> 00:15:02.919 My mama was so full of hugs and kisses and 325 00:15:03.000 --> 00:15:07.879 I love you, David's he love you, And I think 326 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:09.360 I might have learned that from my mom. And I 327 00:15:09.399 --> 00:15:13.480 think also my dad was very distant, you know, a 328 00:15:13.559 --> 00:15:17.679 safe protector, but very disre and not emotional. No, I 329 00:15:17.720 --> 00:15:22.000 love you, no hugs ever, And I think I didn't 330 00:15:22.000 --> 00:15:24.240 want to be like that, so I always overtell my 331 00:15:24.360 --> 00:15:25.840 kids how much I love them. 332 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:26.559 Yeah. 333 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:29.799 Next one is from our friend Rinita. I almost said, fan, 334 00:15:29.879 --> 00:15:31.600 I never like to say a fan of the show, 335 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:34.480 because you're so much more than a fan of the show, 336 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:37.399 your friend, You're like a friend of the show and 337 00:15:38.240 --> 00:15:41.399 a supporter of the show. So Rinita says, hearing Dave 338 00:15:41.399 --> 00:15:43.600 talk about the complaint with the up the pickup at 339 00:15:43.639 --> 00:15:46.159 the airport makes me want to get my complaint out 340 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:48.080 there for the public to be more mindful of. There 341 00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:51.320 is handicap parking. To get the airport, watch for the 342 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:54.120 overhead signs and try not to block it. She's got 343 00:15:54.120 --> 00:15:57.120 a daughter that's basically in a wheelchair and she can't 344 00:15:57.120 --> 00:16:01.000 get the daughter to the handicap spot, to the wheelchair, 345 00:16:01.080 --> 00:16:04.120 to the people that push her in. If some ass 346 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:08.639 hat is parked in the handicap spot, please be aware 347 00:16:09.159 --> 00:16:12.519 and try to be mindful. Love y'all from Ranita. Shout 348 00:16:12.559 --> 00:16:14.840 out to Ranita and to Bella. 349 00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:17.559 And get out of the freaking lane. 350 00:16:17.639 --> 00:16:20.919 Okay, we are still in the emails that were recorded yesterday, 351 00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:24.000 but we did not really get to because it was 352 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:28.000 messed up handwrites in. Not every school uses chrome books. 353 00:16:28.080 --> 00:16:30.759 My son's in first grade and they still use good 354 00:16:30.759 --> 00:16:33.799 old pencil and paper. My kids don't get phones, tablets, 355 00:16:33.799 --> 00:16:37.360 et cetera either. Just occasional TV and video game on 356 00:16:37.399 --> 00:16:41.639 our switch. So it makes me happy. So not all 357 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:45.879 schools give your kid a chromebook, okay, all right, that's great, 358 00:16:46.159 --> 00:16:48.360 good old pencil and papers. So they bring home like 359 00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:51.919 a folder with like papers in it, and I don't know, 360 00:16:52.039 --> 00:16:53.399 a little backpack or whatever. 361 00:16:53.480 --> 00:16:55.879 I mean, that'd be preferable, I think. I mean, I 362 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:59.519 managed to get through my whole life. We didn't have 363 00:16:59.639 --> 00:17:02.159 any You know what I wish they still had was 364 00:17:02.279 --> 00:17:06.440 overhead projectors and schools because the hum of the overhead 365 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:10.880 projector and the beautiful like golden cast it put on 366 00:17:10.920 --> 00:17:11.920 the whole classroom. 367 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:15.400 Yeah, beautiful. It was always fun when they wieled in 368 00:17:15.440 --> 00:17:17.799 a TV. Back in my day, they'd will wheel in 369 00:17:17.839 --> 00:17:23.519 a film projector Wow, go it's movie day, all right. 370 00:17:23.640 --> 00:17:29.799 Next one, Tyler writes in he says, I know it's random, 371 00:17:29.920 --> 00:17:32.200 however I find it comical. Hope it'll make your day. 372 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:38.880 Read the below paragraph. Like Steve used to on conspiracy Steve, okay, now, 373 00:17:39.000 --> 00:17:43.079 conspiracy was he would you know, talk about dumb conspiracies. 374 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:47.759 I believe my two year old schitzapoodle mises gay. Here 375 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:52.599 are my observations to prove my hypothesis. He enjoys eating 376 00:17:52.640 --> 00:17:55.519 bully sticks, which are bowld penises. If you did not know, 377 00:17:56.160 --> 00:17:58.000 I have told him this, but he continues to eat 378 00:17:58.079 --> 00:18:02.720 him anyway. Told he humps my roommate's cat, which is male, 379 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:07.519 but does not hump the dog, which is female. He 380 00:18:07.599 --> 00:18:10.119 humps my leg and I am male, but never anyone 381 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:13.720 else's hmmm. Every night he sleeps with me in bed. 382 00:18:13.799 --> 00:18:18.400 I'm like, I'm male. Now, obviously I'm supportive of him. 383 00:18:18.440 --> 00:18:20.920 If he is gay, I just wish he would come 384 00:18:20.920 --> 00:18:24.039 out of the closet and tell me that's from Tyler. 385 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:25.279 Thank you, Tyler. Appreciate that. 386 00:18:25.400 --> 00:18:27.480 Does he speak English? How is he gonna tell me? 387 00:18:27.599 --> 00:18:29.680 Yeah, maybe he speaks a different language. That's why he 388 00:18:29.759 --> 00:18:30.640 hasn't told you yet. 389 00:18:30.880 --> 00:18:33.680 So I think I would learn are you gay? In 390 00:18:33.799 --> 00:18:38.079 multiple languages and then say them all to this this 391 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:41.160 creature and see which one do they turn their head out? 392 00:18:41.279 --> 00:18:43.599 I don't know that you just like, full out, come 393 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:44.880 out and say are you gay? 394 00:18:45.119 --> 00:18:47.240 French? I think it's like you gotta learn a little 395 00:18:47.240 --> 00:18:49.359 bit more. That's the only thing you learned. 396 00:18:49.759 --> 00:18:53.480 Yeah, thank you, Tyler. That was a different one, that's 397 00:18:53.480 --> 00:18:57.960 for sure appreciated. Chris writes in and says Holy Santa Claus. Shit, Dave, 398 00:18:58.519 --> 00:19:01.000 You're spot on with the Netflix series Bad Thoughts. If 399 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:03.759 you have stupid, crude humor, it is a must. If 400 00:19:03.759 --> 00:19:06.240 you listen to their podcast Your Mom's House with His 401 00:19:06.319 --> 00:19:09.519