Speaker 1: All start to you to presents. Off the bench with
Jacob Hester and T bob Abert. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and Bob aber.
Speaker 1: I gotta come off the bench. Now here's Jacob Hester
and T bob Abar. WHOA, he's got very lightheaded. I'm
about to pass out. If I pass out, guys, make
sure it don't hit my head or anything. Uh. Taylor
is going on a beer run. He has this segment
to make it back. If he doesn't, he is fired.
High steaks beer run for Taylor Sharp right now, I'm
t bo Babar. He's Jay Kester. We got Alandra Brl
holding it down behind the glass. Uh, Alandra, teas and
piece to you? I I you know I gave my
teas and piece to Taylor earlier for Zach Martin. Happy
trails to Guy Wimby speaking of shoulder related blood clops
some thrombosis in the shoulder, losting Wimby his season. Man
NBA cannot catch a break. I mean, you get completely
embarrassed and smashed by the NHL Overall Star weekend. Draymond's
out here calling the game boring shack and everybody's a
Green and then one of the lone exciting parts about
the NBA right now, Wimby. This just alien unicorn of
a superstar who lovedy to the skills competition. But I
love him. He's incredible. He's not out for the entire year. Yeah,
if Spurs fans weren't dealing with enough with pop and
everything else, finally think you're back in now Wimby's out
for the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a big blow to not only the NBA
but obviously the Spurs, and we were trying to make
a playoff push down the stretch. Just unfortunately, don't think
it's gonna happen because Mitch Johnson couldn't even get it
done when.
Speaker 1: He had Wimby.
Speaker 3: So I don't I mean, they won last night versus
the Suns.
Speaker 4: I think they played, So.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, you got Fox, you got Castle, who's great
CP three. But I just it's very upsetting because Wimby's
just so great and like he's so wholesome and you
just hate to see it for him. But you know,
I had a little bit of a I was in
shambles yesterday.
Speaker 5: Take me instead.
Speaker 1: It's awful. It's awful news it's all news again. I
think for the NBA as a whole, like they need
Wimby in the playoffs. Yeah, on that stage, showing the
country how insane he actually is. And and it's not
like I mean, this is probably for the best in
the long term, and it's not like an acl or
something like that. But it's just a weirder kind of
more depressing injuries injury in some ways that this would
randomly get discovered and hold him out after All Star weekend. Yeah,
so huge bummer for the Spurs fan. Uh, Jake, you
might care more about this next news though, you know,
I don't know, maybe you do care about Wimby. But
the MLB and ESPN breaking up what the MLB saying
you don't treat a thright, Yeah, and he's in saying
we tried for a long time. Yeah, okay, and guess what,
we're just not that into you anymore. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And when you look at where baseball is right now,
it's you know, it's got to find something, it's got
to find some new juice. The numbers are declining, and
like I love baseball, I love sitting there and even
as like a grown adult, I was in the NFL
and when I came home, we were eating dinner.
Speaker 1: We're watching the Braves. Yeah, that's what we did.
Speaker 2: And even I'm like, I watch it on my phone
a little bit here, a little bit there. It's just
like I'm trying to get back and find the passion
of it. I just and it's tough even for somebody
like me who always always, always girl watching baseball. And
so like for ESPN, like one of MLB's complaints, it's like,
you know, if it's not the game, the actual game
on TV, there's no baseball coverage on ESPN because shows
like First Take or talking NFL, they're talking NBA, they're
talking to other things, and they want to see, you know,
they want to see it like it used to be
where every single night Baseball Tonight was on, Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: We all loved it. And Peter Gaman's Baseball Tonight. I
haven't been in a while. WHOA, that is pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: It's been a long time. But they used to be
that way. Well it's not that way anymore, and I
hate it.
Speaker 1: I don't love it.
Speaker 2: But baseball and the MLB right now, like we pay
attention more to college baseball, like it's much more exciting
to us. Yeah, and so like for ESPN, they don't
show it because look, they're trying to make a profit
and those shows now just don't do numbers.
Speaker 1: And again I hate that.
Speaker 2: But now MLB is like, hey, I want to go
find somebody where I feel valued. I want to go
somewhere where we are one of the lead stories with
the NFL, with the NBA, they're talking Major League Baseball.
When I turn it on, I see stories about sho
Heeyo Tani or Trout or whoever it might be.
Speaker 1: And so that's what they're looking for. And I mean
the landing spot there is obvious. Yeah. Fox, Yeah, foxes. Uh. Well,
it's a few things. First off, does Fox still have
all their regional sports networks? I think they still do.
I'm not one hundred percent that they don't.
Speaker 2: Sure, Well, no, I guess and Wired remember well, but no,
but they didn't buy the regional sports networks.
Speaker 1: That that was outside of the deal. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: They acquired the the the Fox right entertaining this yesterday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't acquire the regional sports networks.
Speaker 2: But Fox had that and it was like weird because
it's like all they had and they sold them to
the ballet the Bally.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess they did sell the ballot. But I
think the Fox moves makes sense well, first off, because
it's really the only other major player in the game
to begin with. Uh. But also Fox in l A,
the one team in baseball are not one, but the
biggest news revenue generating attendance records any team in baseball
are the Dodgers. That's a massive market. And so yes,
go to Fox that that then all their shows start
hyping up the MLB more. And instead of a Laker story,
instead of going out of your way for a Laker
story every day, you go out of your way for
a Dodger story every day. So, uh, ESPN MLB breaking up,
and I imagine Fox is going to be ready to
get them sloppy seconds, little little rebound for Foxy there.
Speaker 2: So I was trying to see, like, gosh, I think
now FanDuel Sports Network owns the rights to what we
used to know be Fox Sports Regional Networks, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: I guess Bally is a gambling company. I don't know,
I don't know. It's yeah, and it used to be
I mean, take me back to win it was just
Fox Sports New Orleans. It was a simpler, better time.
It was a simpler better time, Like I watched the
Braves forever on Fox Sports Southeast. Now, I mean, now,
if we want to go all the way back to
I mean, take me home to the superstation. Yeah, for sure,
right catch shaved by the bell on the way to
football practice in the afternoon, freaking Braves game that night. Yeah,
watching Tommy Glavin and Mark Wohler come in to clean
it up. Yep. So Kevin Norwood, if you want to
go like he wasn't that good, I just think of
a name we can go.
Speaker 2: Fred McGriff, Mark Limke, Jeff Blauser, Terry Penington, Hobby Lopez,
Ron gant Otis.
Speaker 1: Nixon, what a bit, Rang Kletsko.
Speaker 2: Ryan Klusko played some first base for sure, to think
he was right field on those teams.
Speaker 1: My favorite David Justice, David.
Speaker 2: Justice, that would have been the right fielder. And then
here came a young Chipper Jones, a young Andrew Jones. Hobby, Yeah,
Damon berry Hill when Hobby before the Eddie Peretz.
Speaker 1: But you never undertood as kid, because I understand the
dynamics of like a pictuer and catcher and how the
catcher calls the game and all that. I was like,
how much of what do we keep taking? Hobby bat? Yeah?
How much of a dog do you have to be
to have your own personal catcher? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Well,
I mean, hey, you know when you what you get
to like a three ozer count like twice in your
million back career. Yeah. Ryan Smith says he got his
name from Ryan Klesco. There is no freaking way that's crazy.
That's actually awesome. Shut out Fred McGrath, AAU back to
back to back to back national champions.
Speaker 2: I mean, Hudson Hester didn't not not get his name
from Tim Hudson.
Speaker 1: That also, I loved Tim Hudson. I tell you story
why didn't work out in Atlanta though?
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, And so I was at a game
at a Brave Series and I had a couple of
buddies that were on the team and we went into
the locker room before one of the games and somebody
was trying to get Tim Hudson's attention.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they're like, hut hodey Oh, I like that.
Ooh that's good. I like that. And so that's how
Hudson because that's what we call Hudson. We call him
hud or Hodey. God, I was so pumping Tim Hudson's Yeah,
Dale Murphy, the og brave that kind of kicked off
good baseball. He should be in the Hall of Fame.
He's done in the Hall of Fame. No, bro, what
is going on?
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 1: Look at Tate already back man, we hadn't even gotten
into his discussion. Really, damn Son, Tata, name your favorite
classic Atlanta Brave Chipper Jones, Okay, yes, that's it counts
for sure. I know Chat's mentioned the Big Cat quite
a few times. Shout out Andres Marcus Hillis played a
little second base. Raphael Or cow played well shortstop there.
Speaker 2: Later Nick Castilla came over and Chipper was such a
team player. He said, I'll play a little left field
so he can play third base.
Speaker 1: I remember that. Yeah, I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: Hey, Freddie Freeman was even playing third base for a
little bit. I'm trying to think who somebody got ht
at first base and they're like, he's like, look, helped
the team.
Speaker 1: Chipper had already retired to play a little third base. Uh, hey, guys,
you want to hear something funny about the Saints draft.
Do you know who Daniel Jeremiah has him selecting at nine?
Speaker 2: I had a full conversation about it with RTT Lewis yesterday.
Speaker 1: I made fun of the Saints.
Speaker 2: I actually said if this happened Red that Saints fans
will march.
Speaker 1: To to fight somebody.
Speaker 5: I haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: Oh who do you like? What? Okay, real quick, you
haven't seen it. I'm putting on the spot real quick.
I give any hints. No, now, I won't give you.
You just want position, position, and and and school? Like
what do you think? Like?
Speaker 5: Oh, gotta be a defensive end? Yes, from oh, I
don't know, somewhere like Marshall or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've nailed it, is there?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Mike Green Daniels, there mayas of taking Mike Green.
Speaker 2: You go one of these full cruse life ball yep,
of course, because that's that's the Saints are going to
take an edge rusher from the grade school here you
go to tech.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, Mike Green?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Daniel? Did you think my Green? Which I feel a
bit at odds with myself, Jake, because a very productive
college player seventeen sacks, b absolutely dominated the Senior Bowl,
and everybody else I've seen dominated Senior Bowl's gone to
be really freaking good tvor finn Uh. Yeah, he didn't
dominate though dominated one of ones. Yeah, but like Aaron
Donald dominated. Uh so I look, I but yes, Jake
is absolutely right. It comes in the context of Marcus
Marcus Davenport. Well, Fosky's a big school guy, but still
just all of the missis. But they got Hendrickson right
where Hendrickson come from, but it went at first round
pick they got rid of him, so third again, I
don't know if you would have had to get rid
of Hendrickson if it wasn't for let's see where he
was Marcus Williams. No, I think it was. I mean
the salary cap products.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well, the point is, like.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's a small school guy.
Speaker 2: To your point, I'm trying to think where he was
picked one O three, third rounder. Okay, you want to
guess where he went to college.
Speaker 5: I don't want him.
Speaker 1: Taking one where Hendrickson gonna call group of five school.
He went to Miami of Ohio, Georgia Southern f a U.
Speaker 5: I was closer George Lane.
Speaker 1: Uh maybe Ella Lane kif FA remember that no, I know,
I feel they were great. I feel like everybody's just
forgotten that he's so ill missed. Now let's see Nope.
The next year is when Lane came. Uh. JV Senior
says Hall of Fame player for a steal. Mike Green
is the next left tackle? Hell ya or the next
left tackle, the next Lawrence Taylor. Excuse me, great player?
I just, of course JV Senior is our noted obsessive
Marshall fan. Uh and the chat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this has nothing to do with Green as a player.
It's more the pattern of the think.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they they always miss on this guy, like they
actually need a d N. I don't want I'm taking it.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, but check this out. How many times
in a row can you miss? Eventually you have to
get it right right, Like what do shooters do? Keep shooting?
You know? Lenggstone Lengthton Gallowy didn't get called green light
because he was sitting there passing. Okay, we putting up shots.
I'm gonna draft a small school d N in the
first round every single year if I'm Mickey Loomis until
I get one right. Didn't resign him, but he won
first round first route first round.
Speaker 5: I pick when a little like graphic went viral the
other day. This this guy's a massive Cleveland Browns fan
and he goes, I'm gonna do a Cleveland Browns mock draft,
and he had them taking a quarterback all seven rounds
and he's like one of these guys.
Speaker 1: Eventually you gotta get it right though. Uh man, God,
the first sip of beer, it just reminds me of like,
even though it's a freezing day. I don't know why.
I guess I haven't had just domestic light beer in
a hot minute. I feel like I'm on spring break.
Maybe it's the nine am, like cracking a beer start
time Like this feels like what it felt like when
you woke up not a care in the world. Bob
Marley Jamming's in the air and you know you're about
to be on the beach all day long, flirting, acting
a fool playing Louisville chugger. Maybe you got a broken
leg at the time and you're crutching around and you're
really worried about the fresh stitches getting infected and that
you're gonna get a blood clot and die. And then
by the end of the week because you've been doing
way too many illicit activities. You end up having an
extreme panic attack and your car breaks down on the interstate.
You go to the emergency room, You call your mother,
You give it your desth beach, you give your wife
your dest beach because you're convinced you're gonna die. Your
body's absolutely racked with pain. And then the second the
morphine hits your blood, you realize, oh my god, it
was all in my head, and you feel a bit foolish.
I mean, that's what this tastes like.
Speaker 5: Speaking of beer. At nine Am ran into one of
our listeners at the gas station.
Speaker 1: No so to me.
Speaker 5: He's standing next to me.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 5: He looks over and he goes, hey, man, I saw
you fill in for Hunt yesterday. Great job, great job.
Oh yeah, and then he kind of looks it down
and naturally, I have an eighteen pack of beer in
my hand, and I looked at him. I was like, look,
do you know who TB.
Speaker 1: Beer is?
Speaker 5: It's just a mid show beer run. He does construction.
He's working on the church right next to us.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, yeah, I've been doing that for a minute.
Beautiful church, beautiful church.
Speaker 2: Who do you want the Saints to draft Mike Green
really no, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I want Tedoro McMillan if you can't con is a
beast also incredibly fun name to say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so syllabic, and he's he's every he's every bit
of six four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's You see that picture of him the other
day jumping up and like catching the ball, looking like
it was one of those old fake like fantasy commercials,
Like he like jump and spun in like overhand one
hand palmmes.
Speaker 2: To Mike Evans to yeah, no, I'd be down for Teto.
Speaker 1: Plus like is a love a done I don't. He's
kind of done so.
Speaker 2: Also he's like, I mean, it's not even funny, Like
he feels like Billy Bob's character and not another teen
movie with a concussion counter up there on the scoreboard.
Speaker 1: I mean it feels like he's just it's terrible.
Speaker 2: But like once you get into the situation where every
big hit.
Speaker 1: Or even glancing hit, like you kind of worry about it. Alandra,
would you like to read your notes to the class?
I just tuned out this entire second.
Speaker 3: I was trying to post something and then I accidentally
posted it on Tiger's page, and I was supposed to
post it on ESPN's page. And yesterday I was going
to post something on Tiger's page, and I posted it
on my own page and.
Speaker 5: Then I got a yeah.
Speaker 3: I got a text from someone and then yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're posting beer pictures on Tiger's page.
Speaker 3: I accidentally did, yes, but I deleted it.
Speaker 5: Hey, everybody likes beer, Okay, you could leave it on
Tiger's page.
Speaker 1: I deleted it. I mean, if anybody likes Spirit's a
country music station. It's wicked enough. I don't know are
doing more?
Speaker 3: Y'all agree with me that it sounded like Derek Spentley.
Speaker 1: It's thinking black Kid.
Speaker 2: The song that you played, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, when
we get back, because we gotta get a break and gunlong,
don't waste a song.
Speaker 4: More to be.
Speaker 1: You're right, we're gonna play Landlow again we get back.
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Speaker 2: Welcome in to the best morning sports This show around
Off the Bench with Esther and t Bob.
Speaker 1: Once again asking Chuck from Chucks to the Avenue to
getting touch in me. I'm actually like, I'm not gonna lie.
My ego is bruised a bit that we have not.
I mean, normally you can say anything into this microphone
and it gets to where you want it to be.
But it is Chuck just so insulated that, like, maybe
I should check my innswering nobody knows him. No, that's
not that's just not even true. No, I mean like personally, well,
that's not true. He lives in the Norse.
Speaker 2: What is this algorithm, dude, I don't know what watch
Vampire Guy that like.
Speaker 1: Because that's why your algorithm is what it is. Yeah,
I love it, though, I mean it's my algorithm, you know,
like that it's for me. What sucks is you know
how I know they do eye tracking and stuff like
that is I've gone out of my way to make
my Instagram not horny. You know. No horny follows, No
horny likes and steal. Some stuff ends up on the
reels just because sometimes something pops up. I guess my
eyes linger too long, you little h but like I.
Speaker 5: Don't like it.
Speaker 1: I don't click on the video, but.
Speaker 5: It's you don't. You don't scroll past it quick enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the little squares, I'm pretty sure they can
track our eyes.
Speaker 5: Like the middle yeah, before you click on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly. I guess you know, I see like
some jiggling. Maybe I'll just linger a little too long.
Speaker 7: Jesus damn it, Chuck, so did you watch the entirety
of Magnus Carlson on Joe Roke.
Speaker 1: Fully finish out of like thee For those that don't know, Yeah,
I know, that's a good story. I wonder if that
comes up actually the end, I don't know, five.
Speaker 3: Minutes and they bring up the beads, though I.
Speaker 1: Know, five minutes and they bring up the cheese again.
Which is so it's weird to approach this interview from
someone who is obsessed with chests and all that drama
and Carlson, because there's a lot of times where it's
almost like, man, Rogan, you got magnets to sit down
for two hours, Like it's almost like I wish you
could have had someone who made me knew a little more,
to dig a little deeper. But I thought Rogan did
a good job. I mean, obviously, he's his strength is
interviewing people. I think this was maybe a bit outside
of his comfort zone. Though he did though I mean
he did. They talked, they talked a ton of chess.
But at times you'd ever Roget, you can feel like.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know, I don't know right I'm saying,
but if you go with Rogan, you got to know
like you're gonna be covering everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're more talking about like, you know,
being like you know, the best in the world at
what you do and how you get there and stuff
like that, like like Rogan did a fine job. I
just found my brain popping off with like other questions
that I that I would have, uh would have liked
to ask. But no, uh yeah. But a lot of
people say Magnus is awkward. I don't. I don't find
him to be particularly awkward. I mean, maybe maybe a bit,
but the second language I feel like he did he
was I thought I thought it was uh is he uh?
Is it Denmark?
Speaker 5: Let's see.
Speaker 3: But so this is what I was gonna say though,
and I was gonna text it in the group last
night when I sent you the interview. He is from Norway, Norway, Okay,
when I sent you the interview, is that, like Joe
Rogen actually has.
Speaker 5: Really good interviews.
Speaker 3: So I was going to tell you I think you'll
actually really enjoy this one, because you.
Speaker 1: Know, I mean, look, I'm not I'm not Joe Rogan ignorant.
I used to listen to some Rogan back in the day.
I like, I like when he has scientists, Song out There, Thinkers,
and Eve. Though I don't agree with anything he says,
the Alex Jones episodes are objectively hilarious and insane. So
I'm not Yes, I'm definitely not a Rogan bro, but
every now and then I'll pop it like he had
coffee Zilla. Yeah on the guy that exposed all the
cryptos of it, and that was great and that was fantastic.
But see, even in that one, Rogan was like a
coffee Zilla fan and has seen a lot of content.
He was really kind of coming to this as like
somebody who really doesn't know anything about chess and did
very well within that context.
Speaker 3: Well, they were just funny that Tony Hitchcliffe was like
randomly there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Actually, Tony Hintliff talking about golf and his
love of golf was one of the more interesting takes
on golf that I've ever heard.
Speaker 5: Doesn't strike me as a golfer.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I guess, but uh, no one is
a golfer until they get really wealthy and they can
and then they're like, oh my god, this game's actually
awesome because I get to sit here and meditate, to
be alone and play for four hours and.
Speaker 6: Look at all.
Speaker 5: It's like to your point, like, look at all the
former professional athletes like another sports that all play golf
now like Rockefeller.
Speaker 1: John Rockefeller cared about nothing except for making money until
he discovered golf, and he like built himself like private
courses like it, like it like it's everybody. Every every
almost everybody gets ends up, ends up getting hooked if
you get rich enough. Not me, No, I know That's
what I'm saying, what we talked about yesterday. You're the
exception of the rule, the longtime NFL VET that actually
does not get golf obsessed.
Speaker 5: Y'all want some good content. I got to play golf
next Saturday morning, and I'm just not.
Speaker 1: Are you bad?
Speaker 5: I've played like two rounds of golf in my entire life. Yeah,
and that was like three years ago.
Speaker 1: I mean, I would like to get to the point
where I can go out there and not completely embarrass myself.
But it's never happening.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have to bowl in that bowling
thing next Friday, the SMARES All Stars something.
Speaker 1: I used to love bowling bag in college. Man, we
just got to All Star every Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Did we get the update on the baseball schedule because Sundays,
So Sunday's game, there's gonna be a double header Saturday.
Sunday's game got moved to Saturday at five pm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sunday's supposed to be just rain.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So Saturday's first game was supposed to be at two,
it got moved up to twelve pm, and then the
second game we'll be at five pm. Okay, So right,
just a heads up for if you were planning to
go out to the box this weekend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, look, I I got, I'm not gonna lie.
I I think golf, the older I get, I used
to hate it because they used to piss me off that, like,
you know, golfers could spend five hours in the course
on Saturday, and they're like good function members of society.
But if I wanted to, like, you know, play dunes
and dragons for five hours, I'm just like a kid,
right uh But though, uh yeah, But the older I've gotten,
the more I do appreciate like, like when you have
less time to yourself, then I think the appeal of
golf where you're like, oh my god, you tell me
I can just have all this time where I really
am not thinking about anything in life like I'm not,
like you know, I'm kind of away from it all.
Like that does become more and more attractive the older
you get. That's why I'm really looking forward to uh
charity golf season coming up where we get to play
like maybe three times because we do shows from you
know whatever. Yeah, I still don't play.
Speaker 3: What are you laughing at?
Speaker 5: Golf cells? Comment golf cell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're talking about Disney. Oh, the Caribbean beach is
nice too. I saw my wife's best friends boobs there
good times. Hell, hell yeah, they're nice. Nothing better than
your wife's best friends boobs. Maybe only better is tasting
her milk, which you have done.
Speaker 4: True what what Yeah, it's whipping them out and drinking
your wise best friend's breast milk.
Speaker 1: God. Oh she's the songwriter who would have known? Uh yeah, No,
we were all drinking and they wanted us to you know,
suck from the uh from the fountain of life again.
Very sweet. The only problem is the temperature, very warm,
very clearly just came out of a body, which is
not differently how you like your milk. We're talking about
milk on snaps yesterday. Love milk and somebody that lives
in Wisconsin, Canton. Yeah, that they get Mansion fresh whole
milk delivered in glass bottles still because the dairy scene
is so popping up there.
Speaker 5: I mean that makes sense because I like the cheese
and stuff.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. No, look, I don't be wrong.
I love we were talking about that flee shaded creamy
your whole milk like hell yeah, uh but glas, but
I don't get in the glass bottle. Something about glass
bottle fresh whole milk sounds like.
Speaker 5: I don't think I've ever had milk in a glass bottle.
Speaker 1: I know it does sound great. It does sound good,
sounds like it'll just hit You can buy glass, I
mean you can.
Speaker 2: There's someplace like you gotta be real, real, real bougie,
but we can still get it some places do.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, that's like
that's like air water on type.
Speaker 5: Don't count right what no, you use, don't count.
Speaker 1: Milk, chocolate, drank, drank. It says it right there on them.
Speaker 5: Yeah it does. It's it's so far removed from milk
they can't even fake say their milk.
Speaker 1: Mmm. Bilbosa's cheese car cheese curds at overpass. Yeah, that's
the only pins of area cheese curds. You know, I
ate them, Yeah, I ate And after the daddy daughter
has took Alice there to go eat and we're having
a good time. But she made a very good point
where she basically was just like, Okay, these are just
like Monzerell sticks.
Speaker 5: That's what I said.
Speaker 2: Actually, babe, you're right, different type of cheese, you know how,
media it's a curd.
Speaker 3: But like you know how I got media row. They
had them there and I did like a little taste
test whatever. I said that they tasted like mozzarella sticks.
And Matt was like, that is absurd, Like they're not
Mozzarelli sticks or cheese curds. And I was like, no,
they literally taste like mozzarella.
Speaker 5: I think I like them.
Speaker 1: I think I like them better the cheese curt Yeah. Yeah.
The smaller package I think makes them a little a
little a little more like.
Speaker 5: It's the chicken tender versus like popcorn chicken like, very similar.
It just depends on which one you like.
Speaker 1: Then again back to the large's bigger package point. A
good old chimes cheese log like one that you can
barely fit your hands around. I love chimes. Cheese not
that difficult.
Speaker 6: God.
Speaker 2: There was this place called lew and Mickey's in downtown
San Diego and they had an appetizer as a cheese log.
Like that's what it was, literally like it was just
one cheese log and you'd have to cut it up.
Speaker 1: It was incredible. In France on Christmas they have like
Bush de Noel, like the Christmas log. We should bring
that to Louisiana, only make it a cheese log. Sure
that sounds delicious. Who need a cheese loge machine?
Speaker 2: No No, I'm going to wisconson end of April for
the draft.
Speaker 1: I'll report back on the cheese kurds in the I
think one of the most fun things to do in
the world would be to pretend to be a fact
Packers fan for the weekend and rent a rent one
of those airbnbs that they have in like the little
neighborhoods around the stadium and just get hammered, walk to
the games, go back like that. That that would be
in the stadium. The draft. Draft's cool, but I would
like to go. I want to go to a Packer's game.
I want to go to lambo to be fair, So
I would go to the draft by the opportunity. Now
I was at w w L. They didn't send us.
I know that was a bummer. I would uh, I
would have loved to go. I love some poutine as well,
for sure, some what uh some poutine? I did it
all for the poutini?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 1: Is that what Fred called it?
Speaker 5: You can get you can get cheese curd proutine from
some a few places around here.
Speaker 1: Really where smiling dog has it? What is that smile?
Speaker 5: What smiling dog? For surewood they got it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I've never heard of the place you
made that up? All right? Maybe they need to check
it out.
Speaker 3: You shoplifted the pooty, so excuse me what I didn't
shoplift the pooty? Wh's that from Jerry maguire? Oh I
don't remember Jerry McGuire that well.
Speaker 1: Again, all I know about Jerry McGuire is Jonathan lipnicky.
Speaker 5: He's so cute.
Speaker 3: So cue do you know the brain weighs eight exactly?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 1: When we get back more uh more cordslight she against
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk.
Speaker 3: Off the bench, your Hi the pronger.
Speaker 4: Don't have you doing lor h.
Speaker 1: You're not the frontier. Mari Mari, Mari Ma.
Speaker 5: You're not Si, You're not like.
Speaker 1: You I was just looking at you know, pa thing
about the milk and Bonnie Milkers, speaking of I can
I hate this? Oh great? So do y'all know the
origin story of the Bonnie Blue and Lilian Phillips stunts.
Speaker 5: We're we're trying to outbang one another basically.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, so apparently one of them came up with
one hundred men in one day idea. I heard the
other one.
Speaker 5: I've heard of the Phillips girl first.
Speaker 1: I don't think it really matters. So one of them,
they were best friends. One of them came up with
the idea, the other one did it, so then the
other one said, you did one hundred, I'm doing a thousand,
and I don't think that. I don't know if they're
friends anymore. Now, pregnancy rumors abound, But what gets interesting
about it is Lilian Phillips posts a picture of her
with a bump, showing that she is indeed pregnant, and
then Bonnie Blue posts a video in which she talks
about cravings, kind of intimating that she may be. But
it could all just be another competitive bit. You know,
you bang one hundred, I'll bang a thousand. You get pregnant,
I'm pregnant to who have a thousand Bonnie Blue, okay,
the one who we are not sure is pregnant or not,
but the other one is absolutely Lillian Phillips.
Speaker 5: Is I gotta tell you that's just wild.
Speaker 1: I know, I know, somebody have pretty funny joke though
about Bonnie Blue being pregnant, being like, you know, that
is actually really hard to believe because like, she's definitely
on birth control obviously, which is true, except that birth
control is ninety nine point nine percent effective, so literally
one in one thousand is what gets through. And so
maybe maybe we don't know. We don't know if Bonnie's
actually pregnant. Taylor matthis is though. Shout out to the
Walking Bets girl. Uh shen be a mother as well.
It's great, It's.
Speaker 5: Exciting time all great examples. Yeah excited.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean speaking of dystopian future, Zelandra, How does
all of this make you feel about the future of
our society? Does it make you feel does it make
you feel worse than Taylor's Taco bell pick, Because again,
I don't know that anything has angered me as much
as Taylor's eighteen dollars taco bell order.
Speaker 3: I mean, y'all know that there's a lot of stuff
that angers me that's going on right now. So this,
this particularly makes me very angry. But I mean there's
nothing I can do about it. Obviously, people you.
Speaker 1: Can bang two thousand dudes in a day.
Speaker 5: Nope, fifteen hundred.
Speaker 1: There's negotiating us for some reason, saying fifteen hundred. That
is perfect comedic timing. I'm very proud of you, same
fifteen hundred. Right, there is a chef's kiss of funny
that's gonna stick with me. Actually, congratulations, Taylor, you've done
something successful.
Speaker 5: Dude, I want to on a beer run earlier.
Speaker 1: That's true. Oh, I told you about the Falcons bird Lady.
Have you ever seen this woman? I never had, But
it's basically just a Falcon superfan, right, bird lady dresses
up blah blah whatever. She got arrested. Apparently she would
opposing fans would be coming in town for the game.
They get in touch and me like, hey, because she
ran like a party planning service, like a tailgate party service,
and she would take like thousands of dollars in and
I should say, allegedly whatever, even though the story is
pretty obvious, but she'd get paid by these people like
thousands of dollars, and then these out of town people
would show up and instead of a tailgate, they'd just
be in like a crappy, dilapidated Atlanta parking lot. And
then like thirty minutes before the game, some people would
show up with like cold cuts, and that was the tailgate.
And then obviously she never gave them money back, and
she'd be like, oh, I went to the hospital, all
I got pulled over on the way there, all this
all that they looked not even.
Speaker 5: Ten cold cuts cold cuts.
Speaker 1: And maybe she's not in legal trouble.
Speaker 5: I mean, she didn't say how good the tailgate was
going to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But unfortunately her super fandom, it seems like it
may have come to an end. Yeah, as the Falcons
have asked her to stop using their imagery. Her charity
that she had is now the I R S is
alleging that she was using it for you know, abusing
the nonprofit status for fraudulent business purposes. It kicked her out.
What's next the whistle monster. I'm just kidding. I shouldn't
do that to any of the superfans. He looked better
than the Chiefs guy. I'm pretty sure I used to
have beef with the Predator Saints San. The what the Predator?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't have seen the Predator Saint San. No,
you just like the Predator. No, I know the big whistle.
Speaker 1: It might be Zombie Bob on Twitter. I feel like
I a beef back. It's probably when I was talking politics. No, guys,
I'm here. I just didn't want to add to the thousand.
Jake only likes talking about the outfield, not only fans.
There's only one o f that Jake's gonna breakdown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have nothing to add. I don't even know
who these two humans are.
Speaker 1: You know you're better for it. You've avoided the brain
rock that is seeped through every single point.
Speaker 2: And I got like some of my baseball and football
team listens to the show. They might be heading to
the dentist or something on a Friday.
Speaker 1: Uh. Sadly enough, there's a good chance they knew who
were talking about. That's that's yeah, that's the ultimately depressing part.
Don't let that all right? When we get back, let's
do ask the bench, keep a locking off the bench.
Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench, well, back
to Loco, back to go TV do you mind you guys,
but ask the bench brought me by Cocher Slat visitor.
Tilt your blue moon last Yuah Sitch, you're sweet. Ask
the bench. How will you be selling the fifth anniversary
of COVID next month?
Speaker 5: Stay home?
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, yeah yeah, we're gonna.
Speaker 6: We're gonna.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna walk my neighborhood dragging my kids
behind me in a wagon and drink eight beers. I'm
gonna like I did almost daily.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna drive, uh drive around in my truck with
a mask one hell yeah, like nobody else in the truck.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, yeah, I'm gonna do that. LP. You're gonna
have people honking and yellow then too.
Speaker 2: I'm going to sit in my front yard and watch
my boys play two hand touch football that turns into
tackle like every single day as it should. Memphis is
out there, like five four years four four years old.
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Has Taylor ever been bullied by a fan? I r
l one.
Speaker 5: I don't have any fans to have never been bullied.
Speaker 1: As the bench, how often do y'all get really angry
at listeners? Not very every now.
Speaker 2: And yeah, when you try to tell us what to
talk about, it's the only time really uh.
Speaker 1: And even then sometimes I don't get mad. It did
crash out hard though, when they got they got us
the other day bad. Yeah, they got me the other
day very bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it is a three hour show and you
have to know, like and people listen typically outside of
the real ones. They listen in like ten to twelve
minute windows.
Speaker 1: Ask the bench, which people I'm gonna do the resonations
are drinking already nothing. I'm an expert at having you know,
what is it like a glass of champagne or two
and then or two beers and just going on about
your day. We've been doing this for many, many fridays,
guys four years worth? Uh ask the bench?
Speaker 5: True?
Speaker 1: Is there an emergency planning case? I Laundra stays in
New York City? Are you never going to come back
along her for you? Uh?
Speaker 3: Musso three people? Three people need to fill in for
one person.
Speaker 1: Because nobody likes to get up in the morning.
Speaker 3: I mean, sometimes you just got to do it. I
don't like getting up in the morning either. It just
is what it is.
Speaker 1: I love getting up. I'm not even gonna h.
Speaker 3: Already know that I was already yeah, I'm like twenty
five seconds away from a crush out.
Speaker 1: I'm always down for confrontation. If you need it, let's go,
let's do it together, y'all. Ever notice the seeking what
a Burger doesn't do milkshakes?
Speaker 3: No, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: That Doctor Pepper milkshake they have there? What so good
is interesting?
Speaker 2: Not even like doctor Pepper like that it's really good.
I do like Doctor Peppers, like a kind of come
out tasting.
Speaker 1: Like a yeah yeah, ok yeah.
Speaker 2: So like when we go on that cruise, they don't
have doctor pepper. I don't think my kids might be scratching.
Speaker 1: I want to try that beer float cheve with something out.
Speaker 5: Yeah that sounds good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, has the bit great? Has either one of you
try the Modellailda? What's that? Oh?
Speaker 3: Not like the canned ones, but I've had to meet
with MODELO in it.
Speaker 1: Well either way, shutout Canelo Alvarez.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Canelo, we're ending it on that.
Speaker 1: You have a great weekend off the bench.