Speaker 1: This is Laura Kane after Dark. Thank you for joining us.
Speaker 1: There's three of us now on the oh now two
Speaker 1: of us.
Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 1: There were three, now there's two three. I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 1: This is Laura Kane after Dark, and this is Laura
Speaker 1: Vrain my BFF. You might BF No, I'm not number two,
Speaker 1: but that's fine. I'm good with that. But we already
Speaker 1: we've discussed that many times. And then we have producer
Speaker 1: Brian over here. So I have a quick little question
Speaker 1: or like a gripe. I guess you could call it
Speaker 1: a gripe because I.
Speaker 3: Think that.
Speaker 1: You know, when you're getting gas, just say you buy
Speaker 1: fifty dollars worth of gas, right, and you go back
Speaker 1: out to the pump, and then like it sometimes seventy
Speaker 1: five cents short or twenty five cents before you get
Speaker 1: to the fifty mark, it goes real slow. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we're not getting any gas. Those what are
Speaker 1: they little droplets that are like spitting out, you know
Speaker 1: how like the last ten cents go super slow to
Speaker 1: the last twenty cents go super slow.
Speaker 4: Because I don't I just pay at the pump.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, you just fill it up every time?
Speaker 4: No, but I just don't necessarily fill up all the way.
Speaker 4: I just pay ahead of time. Though.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I don't know if you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about, then I think you do? You know what?
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: I do know what you mean?
Speaker 2: I want not anymore.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think it's real.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think we're not getting any gassing. If
Speaker 3: that's just fake, I doubt it. Well, is it just
Speaker 3: like pottering out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's starting to slow down, so it can.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Okay, that was that was it?
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Speaker 1: of Eric and the ad he's naked, just so next
Speaker 1: time you see it, just know that he's completely nude.
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Speaker 4: Guys send me that picture there for them.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 1: I don't he did I? Did I? Or did I
Speaker 1: he did?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: I'm sure he did not me. Okay, So Eric Ramer,
Speaker 1: you have a game, Laura Kane, Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: This will be right up. Producer Brian Sally. Okay.
Speaker 3: Why is it about movies?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'll you'll probably get a few of them.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: This is from a book that I just acquired called
Speaker 2: You Talking to Me? Okay, okay, So these are the
Speaker 2: definitive guide to iconic movies.
Speaker 1: Oh I love this. This is good. Guys are much
Speaker 1: better at this than women are, are there? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: remembering movie lines for sure? Can you whip out like
Speaker 1: movie lines like that off the top of your ear? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I do quote stuff.
Speaker 3: That doesn't retain in my memory. Really yeah. Interesting, And
Speaker 3: I think it's a male female thing.
Speaker 4: Well, I know that men are better at spatial processing,
Speaker 4: Like that's one of the things. Like men are really
Speaker 4: good chess because they can they can like spatially, they
Speaker 4: can like process it in three D in their head
Speaker 4: like things like that. But I didn't know that, Like
Speaker 4: I don't know what movie quotes relates to that. Like
Speaker 4: men have a biological advantage.
Speaker 1: That's just something I've noticed over the Okay, so what
Speaker 1: you're gonna get.
Speaker 2: To start off easy?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: What movie is this? Quote from? There's No Place Like Home?
Speaker 1: Okay, we're starting off with this softball?
Speaker 2: Yeah, softball. Here's another one. Frankly, my dear, I don't
Speaker 2: give it.
Speaker 4: Great movie.
Speaker 2: It wasn't the airplanes. It was beauty killed the.
Speaker 1: Beast, beating the Oh no, wait, Sadian, it wasn't airplanes.
Speaker 1: It was beauty that killed the Beauty that killed the beast.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh that was I remember seeing that when I was
Speaker 3: a kid. It was great.
Speaker 2: Wait, which which Yeah? The original?
Speaker 1: Okay, like the black and white?
Speaker 3: Isn't there were black and white King Kong.
Speaker 4: There's like there's like a nineteen seventies one that was the.
Speaker 3: One that I remember.
Speaker 2: Jessica Lang.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just like a Lang one.
Speaker 2: Okay, we all go a little mad sometimes, ohscho yeah,
Speaker 2: very thank you.
Speaker 1: I know, I I know I had to take a
Speaker 1: movie class in college.
Speaker 2: What me too, Laura Dump, Oh oh.
Speaker 1: My god, this is gonna I'm gonna kick myself. Is
Speaker 1: it possible to kick myself? What?
Speaker 4: Dum?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 3: Do you know what this, do you know?
Speaker 6: I know?
Speaker 4: Okay, what is it?
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Taylor?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Who's afraid of Virginia Wall?
Speaker 1: Oh I've ever seen that? But it's that that quote
Speaker 1: still sounds familiar to me.
Speaker 2: No wire hangers.
Speaker 3: Oh, mommy dearest, there we go.
Speaker 2: Thanks, I got it. It for says for sas.
Speaker 4: Is that like legally blonde or something?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's like some kind of dum are the
Speaker 1: one the fraternity, the sorority?
Speaker 3: Bunny?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 3: What's that one movie called How's Bunny?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: What is it from show Girls? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have never watched.
Speaker 2: You guys have never seen show Girls?
Speaker 3: For reasons, yes, the most like one of the most
Speaker 3: hated movies.
Speaker 4: Right, super expensive movie to make too, and really like
Speaker 4: bad acts?
Speaker 2: Terrible? What about this one? Love means never having to
Speaker 2: say you're sorry.
Speaker 3: Sleep is in Seattle?
Speaker 2: No, h is it old love Story?
Speaker 3: I've never seen that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh I thought I heard I was supposed to see that.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm supposed to see that thing, and I'm
Speaker 1: supposed to see Love Story.
Speaker 2: I think you've got to ask yourself one question, dirty Harry?
Speaker 2: Oh there where.
Speaker 1: We go now? Here we go.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, let's see here. I bet you can squeal
Speaker 2: like a pig.
Speaker 3: Oh Deliverance.
Speaker 2: There we go. Oh yeah, god, what a weird movie.
Speaker 1: Wow, so weird, so weird and so good.
Speaker 2: That was good. How about this one? Shut your raggedy
Speaker 2: ass up and sit the fuck down.
Speaker 1: Oh, Laurie after Dark?
Speaker 2: Is that's what she says to be every single time
Speaker 2: I walk in here?
Speaker 4: Time period?
Speaker 2: Is that from nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 3: Pulp fiction?
Speaker 2: That was close. That sounds very very close.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh Jackie Brown, Yeah there I was thinking that
Speaker 1: was like, is it Jackie Brown?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, up, so long Jackie Brown too.
Speaker 2: Let's see. You're gonna need a bigger boat. Okay, there
Speaker 2: we go. Look at me, Damien, it's all for you. Oh,
Speaker 2: there we go.
Speaker 1: Okay, I just know because of the name, they're all
Speaker 1: gonna laugh at you. Oh my god, Oh Tanya, No, shoot,
Speaker 1: I don't know, darn it.
Speaker 2: What Carrie?
Speaker 1: Oh that's right, car of course.
Speaker 4: I was never I never understood the appeal of carry anything.
Speaker 1: It was so it was crazy, creepy and scary.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going
Speaker 2: to take this anymore.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, Oh it's news something newsroom, news news.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're so close. I'm going to give you a hint. ABC, CBS, NBC, Yes.
Speaker 3: There we go. Network.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, tell me about it. Stud.
Speaker 1: Uh, Marilyn Monroe movie.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know, pretty woman. I'm about to banish
Speaker 2: you too from the studio. What is it again? Tell
Speaker 2: me about it?
Speaker 1: Stud Okay, this is a dumb quote and I hate it,
Speaker 1: so I'm not even gonna what. I love that movie.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I was gonna say, I'm never gonna watch
Speaker 1: that movie again because I hate that quote.
Speaker 2: I don't know the last time I watched Grease, nobody
Speaker 2: puts baby in the corner. Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: You were close, Laura, get it before before it I
Speaker 1: was in my mind. I couldn't spit it out fast enough.
Speaker 2: We've traced the call and it's coming from inside the house.
Speaker 3: Oh what's this, Oh, the one with a panic room.
Speaker 4: Well, this is like this is like the cliche where
Speaker 4: it's like the call is coming from inside the house,
Speaker 4: but like I don't know where it actually. No, it's
Speaker 4: like it's an urban legend, but haul is coming from
Speaker 4: inside the house. It's a horror movie.
Speaker 2: Yes, that sounds of the lamb.
Speaker 4: It's like, no, it's like a killer horror movie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is it?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 2: No, saw when a stranger calls?
Speaker 4: Oh I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2: You've never seen a stranger? Oh my god.
Speaker 4: That's the big plot twist is the calls coming from
Speaker 4: inside the house. Now, it's like this urban legend thing.
Speaker 3: We're like people like say that or they know it's
Speaker 3: in every cliche.
Speaker 2: Okay, how about this one? I am serious, and don't
Speaker 2: call me Shirley.
Speaker 1: Darnet. I should be getting these before you.
Speaker 4: It's not a competition.
Speaker 1: It is. Everything is a competition for me.
Speaker 2: About this one. They're here. I think you got that one. Huh.
Speaker 3: I think Brian got that one over me.
Speaker 2: Oh gnarly?
Speaker 1: Oh no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 3: Past time the ridge went high?
Speaker 2: There?
Speaker 4: Oh nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay, say hello to my little straight face. Ah, okay,
Speaker 2: there we go. Let me see. I'll do one more. Okay,
Speaker 2: you can be my wingman anytime.
Speaker 4: Let's give lore like three more. Let's get a redemption.
Speaker 2: Okay, how about this one?
Speaker 1: You just want to beat me solid I have?
Speaker 2: How about this one? It's not a tumu.
Speaker 1: Oh terminator, No, what it's not terminator?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, kindergarten cop, Yes, there you go.
Speaker 1: Are you just giving these?
Speaker 4: I knew that one.
Speaker 3: Why did you say it?
Speaker 4: Because I was let your answer?
Speaker 1: So you're giving these two? Fine?
Speaker 4: I won't give it to any more. All right, two more.
Speaker 1: That's not fun.
Speaker 3: It's not a competition.
Speaker 2: Fine, I'm not going to be ignored.
Speaker 1: Dan oh fatal attraction.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was good.
Speaker 5: Yes, I got that one solidly, snap out of it.
Speaker 1: It's share mm hmm moonlight moonlight, No very close, moonshine?
Speaker 2: No what if? I what if I smack you moon smack.
Speaker 1: Moon moon hit No hit man, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know what's the past tense of strike struck?
Speaker 3: Moon struck?
Speaker 2: There? Okay, yeah, it was a bad one.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that one.
Speaker 2: Yippi kaye, motherfucker?
Speaker 4: Oh termato two?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 1: Oh wait?
Speaker 4: What am I saying?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Die Hard?
Speaker 2: Okay, there we go.
Speaker 1: I never you know what, I've never seen a die
Speaker 1: Hard movie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: I was confusing it with the yip, the Austin La Vista.
Speaker 1: You know what else?
Speaker 2: Here's the one more for I'll have what she's having.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's that's what Harry met Sally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we.
Speaker 3: No, I just forgot my thought.
Speaker 1: What else I just say?
Speaker 3: Die Oh okay, so I've never seen a die Hard movie.
Speaker 1: I've never seen all the way.
Speaker 3: Through a James Bond movie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I have.
Speaker 1: I've seen it total in total, yes, but from start
Speaker 1: to finish, sitting watching, I've not watched The Godfather, the
Speaker 1: full thing.
Speaker 4: That's fine. Godfather is actually not for everybody.
Speaker 1: I've kind of like watched it, like, okay, I watched
Speaker 1: this part here, this part there, but.
Speaker 2: I watched the Diehard is the greatest Christmas movie.
Speaker 4: So you need to watch.
Speaker 1: Everybody says that why Heart's so good.
Speaker 3: It's a Christmas movie.
Speaker 4: It really is.
Speaker 2: The Gate it really is.
Speaker 4: That's fine, but you can watch it. Also, you need
Speaker 4: to watch some of the James Blond movies.
Speaker 3: I'm not in all the actions.
Speaker 2: They're watched The Long Kiss, good Night, No, what is that.
Speaker 4: And wait hold on, let me let me finish grilling Laura.
Speaker 4: You need to at least watch Casino Royal and Skyfall.
Speaker 1: But why yeah, because there because because besides the.
Speaker 4: Action, Casino Royal is hardly an action movie, even it's
Speaker 4: mostly just like a a spy thriller. It's really good.
Speaker 4: It's really good, Okay, Daniel Craig is hot in it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: And Skyfall is one of the greatest movies ever made. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's really good.
Speaker 3: And that's a double O seven one too.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's the third one. Yeah, you should watch the second, fourth,
Speaker 4: and fifth, but the first and third You really need
Speaker 4: to watch sky Fall?
Speaker 1: What about the older ones? Those worth digging into?
Speaker 4: The I would say yeah.
Speaker 2: Yours for your Eyes Only was good.
Speaker 4: I would say yes to most of the Yeah, that's terrible,
Speaker 4: that's terrible. It depends on who's the actor.
Speaker 1: Who is the worst?
Speaker 4: James Bond, Timothy Dalton, Timothy let's say that what, Michael Moore? No, no,
Speaker 4: Roger Roger what's his face?
Speaker 3: Something?
Speaker 2: And then the guy that played Remington Steel wasn't good either.
Speaker 4: No, honestly, I think Timothy Dalton and Roger what's his
Speaker 4: Face are the two worst ones. I don't watch any
Speaker 4: other ones, but Pierce Brosnan, Sean Connery, Sean Connery and
Speaker 4: Crazy the best one though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, So now it's my turn for a game. Okay,
Speaker 1: and I got this online, and I think you probably
Speaker 1: have heard of it, or maybe you've even played it,
Speaker 1: but we're just going to play it our own special way.
Speaker 3: It's called Awkward Turtle. Have you heard of this game?
Speaker 1: Okay, what I'm gonna do. You have to play in teams.
Speaker 1: Since we're doing our own rules. I'm going to give
Speaker 1: you words, and the first person who comes up with
Speaker 1: the word that's on the top of the card because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you words that relate to this word,
Speaker 1: gets a point.
Speaker 3: Okay, I should, Oh, I don't have a pan. Let
Speaker 3: me get a pin out of my purse. You see
Speaker 3: who wins? You or Brian?
Speaker 4: Just count it in your head like you did when
Speaker 4: I beat you with the movie quotes.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't need to count that in my head.
Speaker 1: I just felt it hardcore. Okay, Okay, So I'm going
Speaker 1: to start giving you words and then you just blurred
Speaker 1: out what you think and then okay, let me put
Speaker 1: Brian and Erica.
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, we're just what are we doing.
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you some words and then you
Speaker 1: have to I'm there's a word at the top of
Speaker 1: this card, and you have to guess.
Speaker 3: The plant the word association correct, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: But uh fart, poop, uh fart, bowels, digest.
Speaker 4: Are we just going until we get the right one?
Speaker 4: Someone says, oh, okay eating.
Speaker 3: Uh stinky poop. No, I already said poop.
Speaker 1: There you go, boom, Brian okay, fondle, grab, masturbatecheez, Laura.
Speaker 2: Penis vagina, sex genitals.
Speaker 1: Woman, There you go, oh, Eric, okay, Jesus caress, fondle.
Speaker 2: That was the first one of the last.
Speaker 1: I had like three where to go, okay, spit, vomit, mouth, gag, hermione,
Speaker 1: I don't know, puke, blow chunks.
Speaker 3: Vomit no, no, throw up, no, no.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: You guys are tired. Oh her.
Speaker 4: That is a deep reference to the Harry Potter books.
Speaker 4: It's like a very deep reference.
Speaker 1: I didn't get it, my god, cavity tee, whole bacteria
Speaker 1: opening tooth body, yep, geez, liquid.
Speaker 2: But diarrhea.
Speaker 1: There you go. I knew you. I mean, if you
Speaker 1: didn't get that, then I don't know what this game
Speaker 1: was gonna.
Speaker 4: Be clean until Lord just strip was just like masturbation
Speaker 4: kind of like.
Speaker 3: That kind of shocked you a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I saw your face like whoa, Okay, it's
Speaker 1: taking us. Well, I'll do this one like later because
Speaker 1: this one's like kind of like that, so I better.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna okay again. Poop bowel.
Speaker 2: Didn't you just do this?
Speaker 4: Constipation?
Speaker 1: But there are many bathroom toilet Eric Rimmer, eight times
Speaker 1: a day.
Speaker 2: Shipping, pooping, norhea?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I said all.
Speaker 5: No squidding, squitters, not sweat, washing stands after pooping, going
Speaker 5: to the bathroom. No ping, come on, come on, crapping,
Speaker 5: no wiping, crap No, what is.
Speaker 1: The okay, what is the verb when you're doing it?
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yes, I know, but what is what is the proper
Speaker 1: term for that?
Speaker 2: Diarrheaifocating?
Speaker 3: There you boo?
Speaker 2: Y'all?
Speaker 1: Okay, seed come.
Speaker 4: God, damn it, Eric, come.
Speaker 2: Semen, semen dirty game.
Speaker 4: Of course you got that one real fast.
Speaker 2: Duh fly zipper larva maggot.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 4: God, Eric is killing it all the gross ones. He
Speaker 4: gets really fast.
Speaker 1: Crack but fissure, uh rock split opening.
Speaker 2: Earthquake, uh crevice.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you, Okay, gets this one.
Speaker 1: Rooster cock of course. Cut incision mail, oh, circumcision, circumcise,
Speaker 1: dick penis skin Brian oh, he got it right before you.
Speaker 2: But thank god.
Speaker 1: Doctor, oh proctologist athlete, cream.
Speaker 4: Athletes, but hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1: Athletes.
Speaker 4: But okay, wait, what does athlete to do with him rhy?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Don
Speaker 1: asked this game.
Speaker 4: Not the most common cause of him was like sitting
Speaker 4: too long or something.
Speaker 3: Are pushing out your hard smell poop, putrid.
Speaker 4: Vomit, sulfur, rotten egg, rotten band band, way b A
Speaker 4: n D rotten eggs.
Speaker 3: Like a band, like a musical band.
Speaker 1: What stinky, horrible putrid?
Speaker 3: I said, putrid?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Uh stale, it's rotten, It's all right, it's rancid.
Speaker 2: Guys, Is there a band called.
Speaker 1: Chubby fat fat fat, plump baby.
Speaker 4: Rolls overweight thick baby?
Speaker 1: Uh chunky already said that? No, no, you said that.
Speaker 1: What's the other word for chunky?
Speaker 4: Hefty?
Speaker 2: Soft egg?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, that good guess.
Speaker 4: But no, she's a little uh munchkin.
Speaker 1: It starts with a pee plump. That's good guess.
Speaker 3: Why might even get you to give you?
Speaker 2: Not fat pudgy?
Speaker 1: All right, clean spotless dirt, not spotless froth froth criminal.
Speaker 2: Background, p diddy scum boom, Wow, Okay, that.
Speaker 1: Was rub tug guy jerk ja at off self masturbates.
Speaker 4: There you go, Jesus, list are you coming up with these? No?
Speaker 1: These are all the cards and know these are the
Speaker 1: words on the cards. But crack sphincter, whole intestine.
Speaker 4: Hole thinking of it biologically?
Speaker 1: Okay, Now, should like prepare you ahead of time with
Speaker 1: this one, might like give you a little bit of
Speaker 1: a shocker.
Speaker 3: Up your spine.
Speaker 7: Participating on god wind tunnel fart gas sex oh uh
Speaker 7: uh vart vaginant pussy fart art Uh.
Speaker 1: I know, Brian, you know what it is, right, No, no.
Speaker 2: No, he's just not saying.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I think I can.
Speaker 7: Tell give it you have to say reading.
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't want to claim quief queef quef. That's
Speaker 2: a pussy.
Speaker 5: We run.
Speaker 4: We run a good clean show.
Speaker 2: We do, Okay, I don't friction lubricant there you.
Speaker 1: Excrete, seep poop, fluid, juice, military lube.
Speaker 4: Uh excreef military.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say the other one.
Speaker 2: No, say it, vagina, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do that one. There's super gross
Speaker 1: su gross supers you know. Now you gotta say it well, discharge.
Speaker 3: There you go. I just didn't want to say that.
Speaker 2: There we got discharge. It's not booger, mucus, mucus.
Speaker 4: Oh uh, sneeze, snows snows, oh liquid.
Speaker 1: There you gone, Eric, you're killing Okay, Roma's done. Then
Speaker 1: we're done, done, Acne, pimple, blackhead z boom, Eric, rotten.
Speaker 4: Putrid, putrid, rancid, fungus, mushroom, bread, yeast.
Speaker 3: Boom, Brian.
Speaker 1: See like the ocean ship, octopus, pirate, giant squid.
Speaker 3: There you go. I I would be very disappointing.
Speaker 2: God that one was so normal compared to I kept
Speaker 2: thinking of like seamen. I was thinking of something.
Speaker 1: Dirty okay, okay, dirty, filthy, bad, nasty, stigma, uh, stigmash, bleamish,
Speaker 1: male body.
Speaker 2: Part, blameish, nose as no cheek.
Speaker 1: Bad bad. If you something, you do something and you
Speaker 1: it makes it bad.
Speaker 3: If you do this, you you go to jail. No taint,
Speaker 3: taint you.
Speaker 1: Know what that is, and it's you think it's like
Speaker 1: a blamer, like like, oh no, you know what, we
Speaker 1: just tainted the show because of your yelling that aout.
Speaker 3: A word of Newer.
Speaker 6: Says taint and we'll do one, your asshole, stigma, like like,
Speaker 6: has did he put a taint on the music business?
Speaker 1: I don't know, baby, pregnant birth, birth, infant, fetus, delivery.
Speaker 3: Umbilical cord place.
Speaker 1: There you go? All right now da da da da
Speaker 1: bampah blah blah bah. Do we have cheers or just booze?
Speaker 3: I have booze? So let me count them up. Oh
Speaker 3: we have creag gets.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's gratulations.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Brian, you got a total of eight.
Speaker 4: Okay, I kind of want to lose Eric.
Speaker 1: You got a total of five, ten, fifteen, seventeen If
Speaker 1: he really were seventeen to.
Speaker 2: Eight, that's good.
Speaker 3: He won very very, very very much.
Speaker 2: That's what What do I get?
Speaker 1: You get to say love your podcast?
Speaker 3: First?
Speaker 1: Oh? I do we get to end the show?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 4: Yes, you do?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this.
Speaker 1: Is so this is like it's up to you, like
Speaker 1: you're leading.
Speaker 2: Brian, you were a great contestant. Thank you, and Laura
Speaker 2: you were wonderful as the host.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: You are so welcome.
Speaker 3: That was really nice.
Speaker 2: Thanks you're welcome and you look lovely this season.
Speaker 3: Oh that is very sweet.
Speaker 2: You're welcome. Okay, I love you very much.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, I love you too, Thank you real quick.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, oh wait, Bryan's wildcard. I forgot your wild card.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I was going to do that in
Speaker 3: between the questions.
Speaker 4: Dude, we're We're only twenty six minutes into Oh okay,
Speaker 4: it feels like we've gone way long.
Speaker 1: It does feel like we've been on the show for
Speaker 1: a long time.
Speaker 3: We're bored of ourselves.
Speaker 1: People are really super bored.
Speaker 4: Maybe we should just end. I'll run through this.
Speaker 3: Okay, what what do you have?
Speaker 4: Every once in a while I monitor Laura's Internet history.
Speaker 4: Ohh just to make sure she doesn't look up anything
Speaker 4: too I legal he has.
Speaker 3: My YouTube information.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Anyways, this last couple of weeks, Laura has watched Sleep Hypnosis,
Speaker 4: I Expect Miracles, four hours long, black screen, twice, all
Speaker 4: the way through, all four hours. Yeah. How to pick
Speaker 4: a slot machine, Ultimate Guide from a slot Tech Win
Speaker 4: more jackpots on slots? Yeah, she watched. That was a
Speaker 4: twenty five minute video. She watched all of Imember one
Speaker 4: minute winning method for a small bank roll budget player
Speaker 4: for thirty nine minutes. She watched all the way through.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I did, Yes, you did. I can
Speaker 4: see how much of it you watched. Bank roll building mastered,
Speaker 4: basics mastered, winning one thousand dollars every time, isn't that hard?
Speaker 4: Thirteen minutes. She only watched a couple minutes of that though,
Speaker 4: or she watched it twice and just didn't watch it
Speaker 4: through the second time. The best method to win it slots.
Speaker 4: Use this method to bring home more money from the casino.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, really really, I'm like, I'm sweating right now.
Speaker 4: No more good ones here, I'm.
Speaker 1: Sweating my cocky in there exactly.
Speaker 2: How to build a bank roll starting small with low mitel.
Speaker 1: God, it was from one time when I was going
Speaker 1: to the casino, looked up all these methods.
Speaker 4: Okay, here's an interesting one. What just one night and
Speaker 4: you will never be the same again. Joe just spends
Speaker 4: a black screen Wealthy eleven hours long, and she watched
Speaker 4: over half of it.
Speaker 1: Because I fell asleep. They're like affirmations are supposed to
Speaker 1: like make you, make you like think.
Speaker 4: Rich, money out of thin air in parentheses with activation, with.
Speaker 1: Activation, All right, this is warm smipe so hard right now?
Speaker 4: Oh No, Physical and emotional body healing two hundred and
Speaker 4: fifty six hurts plus two hundred eighty eight hurts root
Speaker 4: and Sacred Chakra Music for Meditation and Sleep three and
Speaker 4: a half hours long. She watched over half of it,
Speaker 4: and lastly terrific. Lastly, oh my god, I'm sweating so bad.
Speaker 4: Show me what I cannot see Psychic Vision Sleep Meditation
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four, forty five minutes long, and she watched
Speaker 4: the whole thing. Wow, geez, was just the legal stuff
Speaker 4: that was?
Speaker 1: Wow, I am changing my past. I'll sure god sor embarrassing.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm horrified that was a curated list that wasn't
Speaker 4: an exhaustive list. Wow, that wasn't all of them?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 4: So the first the first step is admitting.
Speaker 1: You have.
Speaker 3: Anxiety.
Speaker 4: My name is Laura, and I have a problem.
Speaker 1: My name is I have lots of problem. Wow.
Speaker 2: Sounds like sleep and money are a majority of But.
Speaker 4: I want to know what Eric's history search history, and
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: You might mine. Okay, okay, let's see my YouTube.
Speaker 1: Well why don't are you talking to the mic? Would
Speaker 1: be great?
Speaker 2: So my cute YouTube history put away there. Somebody else's
Speaker 2: the new went Stefani song.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a guy.
Speaker 5: I love yea. Laura Kane after Dark Podcasts Podcast. Laura
Speaker 5: Kane after Dark Podcast podcast, Anne Green okay, Katie Perry songs,
Speaker 5: Demi Levado, Smoking Mirrors, Idiot by Lisa Marie Presley, Noah
Speaker 5: Cyrus and Demi Levado, gammera action kind of a grotisque trailer.
Speaker 5: This is the most boring search history I know. The
Speaker 5: Deliverance trailer, the last show Girl trailer. Vomit sounds effects
Speaker 5: for me speak no evil trailer. Kamala Harris, just just
Speaker 5: Kamala Harris just boom right in the middle of all that,
Speaker 5: the perfect YouTube video. Bette Midler, Jimmy Glick, Melissa McCarthy,
Speaker 5: Long Legs trailer, Celine Dion Mine is so very nothing
Speaker 5: in the nothing in this world.
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton, nothing incriminating. Carrie Underwood, he loves his ladies.
Speaker 1: This is really Sharon Osbourne. No zempic Oh, murder on
Speaker 1: the dance floor. Oh yeah, that's Kasha joy Ride.
Speaker 5: Okay, the Longest Nails skit, Christina aguilera Alien Romulus trailer.
Speaker 3: Is that a funny skit?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Bitch, better have my money?
Speaker 3: Oh I love that song.
Speaker 1: Did anybody watch Saturday Night Live? How was it? How
Speaker 1: was she smart?
Speaker 2: Boring? It was good?
Speaker 4: Honestly, SNL has been boring for like the last.
Speaker 2: Every every single skit was stupid.
Speaker 1: No, some of the some of the commercials.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna want to stand by this. It has
Speaker 4: not been funny since Norm McDonald did Weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, whatever what about the christin Wig days?
Speaker 3: Come on?
Speaker 1: Will Ferreal days come on? No? No, anyway, okay, so
Speaker 1: go ahead, love your podcast.
Speaker 2: Well I didn't want you.
Speaker 3: I even know what to do, Okay.
Speaker 2: I didn't want you to yell.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening. Love you guys, love your podcast, Love.
Speaker 2: You and love you.
Speaker 1: My sweet babies will be back next week. We'll be.
Speaker 2: All right. But I'm cutting off by your your lorry