Speaker 1: Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could
Speaker 1: have some fun on.
Speaker 2: My own, but not all.
Speaker 1: I called im with cecil and what's up? Everybody? Welcome
Speaker 1: to bored a f it's you girls, Hey, hey, Anna.
Speaker 2: Feels like, okay, we sometimes record this like super early,
Speaker 2: but this time we're recording it just just about twelve
Speaker 2: hours before you're getting it, so we're not that ahead
Speaker 2: of it. And like, it's weird when we do this,
Speaker 2: because what happened this weekend, like a lot happened, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you heard this thing. Did you
Speaker 2: know that we have a president? Did you know that
Speaker 2: there's a president of this country? I don't feel like
Speaker 2: we really have one. Do you want to do you
Speaker 2: want me to tell you something that he said that
Speaker 2: people are going a little bit crazy. Okay, people are
Speaker 2: calling him an idiot. And here's wow, are we talking
Speaker 2: about our president of these United States?
Speaker 1: Yea of America? Yes? Okay. So, and this was on
Speaker 1: Fox News and Peter Doocey is the biggest douche They
Speaker 1: should call it Peter douchey. So Peter Douchey said to Trump.
Speaker 1: There's a report by the New York Post Uh, okay.
Speaker 1: Basically that part doesn't matter, he says. And I ask, respectfully,
Speaker 1: why do you think this keeps happening to you? You
Speaker 1: saw that? Did you see his answer? What was his answer? Oh?
Speaker 2: That he's because he's so such a big deal, he's
Speaker 2: so impactful.
Speaker 1: He says. I've studied this. I wish I could do
Speaker 1: it a Trump and pressont the beautiful people. I've studied assassinations,
Speaker 1: and they have to tell you, the most impactful people,
Speaker 1: the people that do the most. You look at history,
Speaker 1: whether it's Abraham Lincoln or others, Abraham Lincoln or others,
Speaker 1: whether the people that make the biggest impact are the
Speaker 1: ones they go after. They don't go after people that
Speaker 1: don't do much. They go after the ones that are
Speaker 1: doing big things. I hate to say it, but I'm
Speaker 1: honored by that. I'm honored by that. Wait, I've done
Speaker 1: a lot, and we've done things that nobody thought possible.
Speaker 1: This is the hottest country in the world right now,
Speaker 1: so people are losing their minds.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, he's yeah, he said, I was
Speaker 2: at my friend Franco's because I had gotten my haircut
Speaker 2: and we're going to go get a drink at like
Speaker 2: five six, and I was like, let me just come over.
Speaker 1: What are we doing. We're too old to go out.
Speaker 2: Let's just have a drink and watch TV. So we
Speaker 2: did and then he was like, oh my god, what's this?
Speaker 2: And then we were just glued and I had I
Speaker 2: had gone to the movies earlier.
Speaker 1: I gone. I took myself to.
Speaker 2: A movie by myself, but for my haircut, because I
Speaker 2: love I went to see Project Hail Mary, and I
Speaker 2: really liked it.
Speaker 1: It's not for you and that's okay.
Speaker 2: And I had a thought during the movie that I'm
Speaker 2: going to come back to that's very profound and a
Speaker 2: compliment to you. And I swear to God, this like
Speaker 2: all went through my head about you. But I'd gotten
Speaker 2: a large popcorn, you know, just giantormous.
Speaker 1: This is the compliment coming. You're like, listen, one thing
Speaker 1: to know about you. You're a little cheap and you
Speaker 1: would never go for the large, you know, it's the
Speaker 1: extra dollar. It went from small.
Speaker 2: It was ten dollars for a small and eleven dollars
Speaker 2: for a large, and I'm like, fuck it, and I
Speaker 2: got a large. And it was just even the people
Speaker 2: that were giving me the popcorn, they were like are
Speaker 2: you yeah, And I was like, listen, if there's anyone
Speaker 2: nearby that like you want to give them like half
Speaker 2: of this, I'm happy to do it. This is too much,
Speaker 2: I was, so I was basically in there by myself.
Speaker 2: I loved it, though, and I did not finish that.
Speaker 2: I only made the small dent and the popcorns. I'm like,
Speaker 2: fuck it, I'm taking this with me to the haircut
Speaker 2: and I'm taking it to Froncos.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm just leaving the car.
Speaker 2: I'll eat it later. It was so much popcorn. So
Speaker 2: when I'd forgotten about it and we started watching the
Speaker 2: Trump thing, Franco was like, hey, can we have some
Speaker 2: of that popcorn? I was like, hell yeah, even a man.
Speaker 2: He got out two bowls each, two giant full bowls
Speaker 2: of the popcorn I had left.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious and not.
Speaker 2: Trying to be and I'm not trying to be insensitive,
Speaker 2: but the fact that someone staged in another assassination account right.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to be insensitive. Yeah. Sure, we're public. We
Speaker 1: don't want to say anything publicly that could make us
Speaker 1: sound insensible or anything.
Speaker 2: Look, it's always scary. Neither of us ever believe we
Speaker 2: wish that there was a world where we weren't that
Speaker 2: people that did not have access to guns like this.
Speaker 2: It's kind of the point that we've been all trying
Speaker 2: to make for a very long time. It doesn't seem
Speaker 2: to matter what anyone says. No one should just stab
Speaker 2: or shoot someone. It should not happen like this.
Speaker 1: I didn't like it. Luckily it didn't happen like this,
Speaker 1: so exactly it didn't.
Speaker 2: It hasn't seemed to happen with him. I mean, I
Speaker 2: don't I don't want to go into all that. Look,
Speaker 2: it's fucking crazy as shit, but I'm just really glad
Speaker 2: I had the popcorn.
Speaker 1: You know, And I'm just happy that Trump's ear heeled
Speaker 1: up so well because usually never mentioned that guy again, right,
Speaker 1: it never came up again. My friend brought up the
Speaker 1: fact that we talked about we have still to this
Speaker 1: day talk about Lee Harvey Oswald. I mean that name
Speaker 1: is in history books. JFK.
Speaker 2: I mean, we've talked about JFK and the assassination. There
Speaker 2: was an entire commission, the Warren Commission. We talk about
Speaker 2: it like almost monthly in somebody you know, in one
Speaker 2: friendship or another that somehow comes out right. We never
Speaker 2: without looking it up, I could not tell you the
Speaker 2: guy that was with loan to bits for trying to
Speaker 2: kill Trump and hitting him with a bullet, raising him
Speaker 2: with a bullet, couldn't tell you his name.
Speaker 1: Now that's weird, right, sure is? It's also what's also
Speaker 1: and it could speak to the fact that Trump is
Speaker 1: just like maybe some kind of a deity. But is
Speaker 1: the fact that normally, like normally according to like medical science,
Speaker 1: cartilage doesn't just like fix itself. It does not, but
Speaker 1: it did in Trump's in Trump's uh so, which is like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, if it's just so coot special, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really special. And I fine.
Speaker 2: You think about what's the thing called when Jesus had
Speaker 2: like stigmata, what's the thing called where the blood just
Speaker 2: comes straight from the hands when someone's going through some
Speaker 2: kind of spiritual situation. Usually it involves like a demon
Speaker 2: blood comes from the deeate and hands because it's supposed
Speaker 2: to represent like.
Speaker 1: Jesus on the cross. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: Maybe Trump has that with his ears the blood just
Speaker 2: comes out because he's like Christ like figure. I don't know,
Speaker 2: I mean listen that, I mean.
Speaker 1: That makes that that's the first thing that's made a
Speaker 1: lot of sense to me.
Speaker 2: It does, it's the only thing that makes sense. It's
Speaker 2: our Aukham's razor. We take out every we look at
Speaker 2: every possible thing. It's like he is Christ Like I
Speaker 2: get that, we believe in the such things. I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: I want to knock.
Speaker 1: The thing that. Yes, I of course I did was
Speaker 1: to tell you what were you going to say? First? No,
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I think it's funny that
Speaker 1: we're taking a thing that Trump wouldn't even know what
Speaker 1: Oukham's razor is, and we're helping him. Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: want to say, if there's anybody who maybe thinks you
Speaker 1: know that, listen, we understand, like if do you think
Speaker 1: there's there might be a Trump.
Speaker 2: Voter or two that listens to us, We're not there
Speaker 2: could be, Okay, there could be, so you know, we
Speaker 2: don't want him to be assassinated and shot like that,
Speaker 2: Like we don't want that. So I'm just saying it
Speaker 2: was just the popcorn was good. It was delicious.
Speaker 1: That's what he wanted to do a show after He's like,
Speaker 1: the show must go on, and he wanted to do
Speaker 1: a little stand up which is so brave, like that's
Speaker 1: that's what I get out of it, that's Jesus, Like,
Speaker 1: that's what that is. One hundred percent. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of people just get worse of words.
Speaker 2: All right, Now, bear with me on this little tiny story.
Speaker 2: I'll try not to make it too long, but I
Speaker 2: just want you to know I really did think of you.
Speaker 2: And at first it was bear with me. It was
Speaker 2: slightly negative, and then it became positive. Okay, I promise you,
Speaker 2: I swear to God. And I even like went back
Speaker 2: and forth on whether I was going to tell you
Speaker 2: at all, let alone on bord af.
Speaker 1: But fuck it.
Speaker 2: So I'm watching this movie about space and NASA and
Speaker 2: you and I had a conversation when the NASA moon
Speaker 2: landing or not landing happened, when they orbited the moon
Speaker 2: and landed back here.
Speaker 1: The artemist too, and you were like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: really care about that stuff.
Speaker 2: And I felt somehow a little hurt. And I don't
Speaker 2: know why I had to really dig into that. I'm like, hurt, Well,
Speaker 2: let me explain, not hurt. Miss, Like I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't understand. We're such good friends and we have so
Speaker 2: much of the same taste and same thoughts, but sometimes
Speaker 2: they do differ, and that's okay. I'm like, how can
Speaker 2: and here's where my thought pattern went, Okay, how can
Speaker 2: someone like look at something like this and all of
Speaker 2: that goes into this, to the precision of every mathematical
Speaker 2: formula has to be exact to get these people in
Speaker 2: a rocket that goes to the moon and orbits the
Speaker 2: moon and then knows exactly when they're going to be
Speaker 2: out of communication, exactly the amount of time, how much fuel,
Speaker 2: Like all the math and all the precision that has
Speaker 2: to go into it, down to the Navy having to
Speaker 2: be exactly in the right place in the water, like
Speaker 2: all that, Like, how can you look at that and
Speaker 2: not be like in awe? And it's not just it's
Speaker 2: not just all that has to happen, but people's lives
Speaker 2: are at stake. It's not just like, oh, I really
Speaker 2: have interest in this NASA space thing. It's that all
Speaker 2: these people's lives are at stake based on these math formulas.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, how can she not see that?
Speaker 2: And then I realized I thought about this during the
Speaker 2: movie Wait a minute, Stephanie does that every day as
Speaker 2: a mother with her kids, every detail, every precision. She
Speaker 2: had three kids that she brought into this earth and
Speaker 2: made sure that every single lunch was packed and everybody's
Speaker 2: alive and safe, and all the details in precision that
Speaker 2: has to go with that is almost kind of the
Speaker 2: same in a different way.
Speaker 1: This was swear to God, Like all this went through
Speaker 1: my head during this movie, which I liked, and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, she sort of does that every day.
Speaker 1: Maybe she doesn't have time to think about NASA because
Speaker 1: she's got to like get her kids somewhere. I have
Speaker 1: more time. Well that's so sweet. I mean, I definitely
Speaker 1: have time to think of NASA, you know what I mean? Though?
Speaker 1: Some all different, everybody has a different interest. And I listen,
Speaker 1: I love the movie Hidden Figures. Does that count for anything?
Speaker 1: I did not like Hidden Figures? And I don't know
Speaker 1: why didn't, Well because you don't like black people. But
Speaker 1: that's where weird. I set myself up for that. I
Speaker 1: totally set it up. I just thought it was you
Speaker 1: do like black just not black women. That's just not anots.
Speaker 2: I mean no, but I really did go through that
Speaker 2: entire like how do we think different?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, she does that every day, Like every day she
Speaker 2: has to make a million decisions that keep people alive.
Speaker 1: So I think they I thank you for thinking the
Speaker 1: most positive way possible. I it's just that I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know, well, you know a lot like I
Speaker 1: think space stuff. Yeah, and also I mean Lance Bass
Speaker 1: went to space. It's true, did he or did he
Speaker 1: just try to? It's still it's still amazing the NASA
Speaker 1: behind him, Harry went to space. I guess I'm just
Speaker 1: not like, you know, yeah, I think it's I think
Speaker 1: it's amazing.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I mean they were shot up beyond the atmosphere, right,
Speaker 2: But they don't think they like I don't think they
Speaker 2: had experiments for fourteen days ten days like they didn't.
Speaker 2: It's not the same as the scientific I'm saying. The
Speaker 2: people that are able to make shit like this happen.
Speaker 2: I just I'm in such awe. But it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: Like there are things that people love to talk about
Speaker 2: that I don't like that are you know, maybe I
Speaker 2: don't know. I'm trying to think of it, like I'm
Speaker 2: trying to think of something that like, well.
Speaker 1: Here's another one that you love and are obsessed with
Speaker 1: that I don't care about and that's like the British
Speaker 1: the you know, like you stayed upile to watch the
Speaker 1: watch the Princess Diana wedding and I didn't care.
Speaker 2: Well, that makes more sense. I think you're on the
Speaker 2: good I think you're on the right side of that.
Speaker 2: I think I definitely like maybe the pop culture of that.
Speaker 2: But I'm also such an Anglo phile, so that started
Speaker 2: really young for me. And I don't know why. I
Speaker 2: really don't know why where that came from, but probably
Speaker 2: from the news. I was probably told how important Princess
Speaker 2: I was, so I believed it and then caught in it,
Speaker 2: you know, But that one I wouldn't fight for because
Speaker 2: that's just like kind of a dumb thing. That's like
Speaker 2: a like, oh my god, what do I even have
Speaker 2: to do with that. I like, I guess the tradition
Speaker 2: of it. And I loved, you know, the Brits, but
Speaker 2: as my friend Andy pointed out to me once, it's like, well,
Speaker 2: they don't love you. And I don't mean all Brits,
Speaker 2: but I mean the Royals. Probably you couldn't marry into
Speaker 2: that family. Ah well, yeah, they certainly didn't love you.
Speaker 2: Back in the sixteen hundreds and the fourteen hundreds. You know,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't have lived among them. That was fair enough.
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, because I hate myself, let
Speaker 2: me love the Brits self hating, you know, yeah, I
Speaker 2: get it, But I think that's different. I think that's
Speaker 2: a different thing. There's a lot of weird things that
Speaker 2: I like, but that's I mean, everybody's got like the
Speaker 2: thing that they like. Yeah, I think I told you
Speaker 2: this thing that I have. And I'm not in any
Speaker 2: way comparing you to my mom. But like sometimes I
Speaker 2: get really mad because I'm like, why don't you listen
Speaker 2: to the lyrics?
Speaker 1: Why don't you did it?
Speaker 2: You know, we're different like that, or why don't you
Speaker 2: like poetry or whatever? And she just doesn't. And then
Speaker 2: one day she's like, I'm reading this really interesting book
Speaker 2: about women in Iran. She's like women in the Persian
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you are. It was like shocking, and
Speaker 2: then I felt kind of bad because I'm like, what
Speaker 2: do I think I have some kind of higher Like no,
Speaker 2: we just have different interests.
Speaker 1: I haven't read a book about women in Iran.
Speaker 2: She was doing a book on tape, but I thought
Speaker 2: that was pretty like it's a shit anyway.
Speaker 1: Reading. If you listen to something on audible.
Speaker 2: It's still reading because she's learning. I mean, I can
Speaker 2: barely see the When do you pick up books anymore?
Speaker 2: I have a hard time.
Speaker 1: Actually reading the words. Yeah, I was going to say, like,
Speaker 1: I always feel good about myself if I get through
Speaker 1: an audible because I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, that's a two percent the same thing. What would
Speaker 2: be the difference? You're still absorbing the information. My mom
Speaker 2: can't see anymore, really, so she has to do a
Speaker 2: book on tape right or whatever they call it. But
Speaker 2: I'm starting to be able to not when I read,
Speaker 2: like sometimes the letters go together.
Speaker 1: Now, Oh, you should get your prescription checked.
Speaker 3: I should.
Speaker 2: I should get some reading gleases, get some readas reading gleases.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's talk about Chris Titus real quick? Should we
Speaker 1: talk about it? Yes? Yes, do you have the thing
Speaker 1: brought up?
Speaker 2: Let me get it up. Let me just get it
Speaker 2: right up right here? Do you want to give us
Speaker 2: a little background of when we talk?
Speaker 1: Okay, So we talked about Christopher Titus. He's a comedian
Speaker 1: who he's known for having edge, but a lot of
Speaker 1: people like him, A lot of people, A lot of
Speaker 1: people I feel I feel okay. Well, part of the
Speaker 1: thing was that I said, I've never thought he was
Speaker 1: funny like, but he was a big thing, a very
Speaker 1: big thing for a while, and he does a lot
Speaker 1: of stuff about like he talked a lot about his marriage,
Speaker 1: and I think though he.
Speaker 2: Said very angry and he allegedly abused her, he was
Speaker 2: very angry because that she said that, and then he
Speaker 2: went to court for many years to say that it
Speaker 2: wasn't true and was very upset that, Like, there was
Speaker 2: an accusation which we don't know was or wasn't true.
Speaker 1: We don't know, we don't know, how can we know,
Speaker 1: nor do we care that much?
Speaker 2: But don't I just want to say, I think statistically
Speaker 2: women don't. It can happen. There can be false allegations
Speaker 2: for sure, but I don't think they often make up
Speaker 2: being physically abused.
Speaker 1: But when it happens, girl like you have you loved
Speaker 1: you gotta listen to this podcast Love Trapped about what's
Speaker 1: going on with Coulton? Oh shit, yes, not Colton. Who's
Speaker 1: the other one? Clayton. Clayton is the one that Dave
Speaker 1: Neil like helped get This woman is absolutely absolutely batshit
Speaker 1: crazy psychopath and done this to like three other guys
Speaker 1: that this like thing that she did that she tried
Speaker 1: to trap them and tell them that she was pregnant
Speaker 1: and it's so full of lies and she went to court.
Speaker 1: There's like the podcast all about the part case. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it does happen. It could have happened with Chris Titus too.
Speaker 1: We don't know. It could have probably not though, because
Speaker 1: the thing is Chris Titus was is already his whole
Speaker 1: persona was being super angry. So the reason we bring
Speaker 1: it up is because a little while ago he was tweeting.
Speaker 1: He was not tweeting. He was threads ing is threading
Speaker 1: threading that some really anti Semitic shit and uh.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah he said jrew America. He called it United
Speaker 2: States of jre America. And then when someone pushed back,
Speaker 2: he was like okay, big old brothers. Yeah he was,
Speaker 2: and he wouldn't take it down, and people were trying.
Speaker 2: People were really giving him a lot of grace about it,
Speaker 2: and like, are you okay? I think you need to
Speaker 2: like check in that kind of thing, and I was.
Speaker 2: I was not having any of that. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: do not check it. He's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was he was double and tripling down on
Speaker 1: it anyway.
Speaker 2: And he also he also defended Swallwell, I just want
Speaker 2: when the first accusations came out, he didn't believe the
Speaker 2: women immediately defended him and then took that. Then he
Speaker 2: took that down. He was like, sorry, my bad, I
Speaker 2: can't believe I was wrong about that. But his first
Speaker 2: thought was to defend someone accused.
Speaker 1: And his whole thing too, is that while you have
Speaker 1: to understand, like my ex wife is a bit who's
Speaker 1: like trying, who's you know, accused me of wrongdoing? Well,
Speaker 1: that's not helping Chris Titus. Is that helping your cause
Speaker 1: to go? Sorry? Yeah, it's just my own trauma, Like
Speaker 1: my wife's a cunt. Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, And he threads like every hour he's really on here,
Speaker 2: he's very online. So here's what he threaded a day ago.
Speaker 2: This is about right, two days when you're listening, Can
Speaker 2: I read it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So happy, so free, so confidence, so aware, so alive,
Speaker 2: so loving, so in control, so confronted, so strong, so scared, regretful,
Speaker 2: so powerful, so clear, so anxious, so strong, so flailing,
Speaker 2: so sorry, so new, so ready, so committed, so healthy, sober.
Speaker 2: Day one did I have a lot.
Speaker 1: I have a lot of fun about this. First of all,
Speaker 1: so narcissistic, So like you, what does he think he's
Speaker 1: like a great writer, Like what does he thinks going
Speaker 1: on here? Like I'm all for self expression.
Speaker 2: You know that I do it myself and I put
Speaker 2: personal stuff up too, but like there's a.
Speaker 1: Russell brand characteristic in here, right, yes, yes?
Speaker 2: And also how convenient. God, I've said some really fucked
Speaker 2: up things. He's just and I've said this under his
Speaker 2: own threads many times. I'm like, he's just ignore him.
Speaker 2: He's just trying to get in the he wants to
Speaker 2: sell tickets. He's going to the that's he knows that
Speaker 2: it's going to put.
Speaker 1: Him on the map. And it did.
Speaker 2: And I told you I sent him a personal message.
Speaker 2: I don't know why that. I sent him a message
Speaker 2: and I was like, this is what Why what you
Speaker 2: said is hurtful? Why won't you take it down? I
Speaker 2: want to believe like something's going on. I really did
Speaker 2: try and never wrote back.
Speaker 1: Do we think he saw it? I don't know if
Speaker 1: you saw it.
Speaker 2: Maybe he did, who knows, But like all the comments
Speaker 2: are like you don't know me, but I want to Oh,
Speaker 2: this is the first comment. Oh my god, I kind
Speaker 2: of don't want to read this one because it's very coded.
Speaker 2: Let me see if you picked up what I picked
Speaker 2: up on this. So remember he called us the United
Speaker 2: States of j America. This person wrote, you don't know me,
Speaker 2: but I want to impress upon you that there's an
Speaker 2: entire industry in this country that will attempt to tell
Speaker 2: you that you're the problem when you are not. The
Speaker 2: reasons that brought you to the space in your life
Speaker 2: and are yours and yours alone, but are not the problem.
Speaker 2: There are reasons why we wind up in this space,
Speaker 2: and none of them are because we are the problem.
Speaker 2: He's trying to say, like the Jews are shutting them down. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's very clear to me and forty people like that,
Speaker 2: And then a lot of people like, we're rooting for
Speaker 2: you one day at a time. Are you supposed to
Speaker 2: post day one? Are you trying to say like every
Speaker 2: single day one?
Speaker 1: I mean? Or is that Maybe it's okay? Maybe he's
Speaker 1: trying to hold himself accountable. I don't know, Well I don't.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't speak for all sober people, but
Speaker 1: I can say, with like my own opinion, is that
Speaker 1: that is such rabid bullshit, like come on, like fuck yourself,
Speaker 1: Like it's very rand, it's very Russell brand. It's very like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, all that stuff that I said, I
Speaker 1: was drunk. I was in a bad place and now
Speaker 1: I'm doing great. You're not doing great on day one.
Speaker 1: You're you there's you're at a rock bottom on day one.
Speaker 1: On day one, you did some shit the night before
Speaker 1: that made you really rethink your life, like you and
Speaker 1: it's probably not gonna stick. Like, I mean, you not
Speaker 1: know all he does. This guy is a nut job.
Speaker 2: I mean I'm not saying because if he is an attic,
Speaker 2: he's using that as an excuse, like you just said,
Speaker 2: like for all these things, you don't just take you
Speaker 2: don't have a couple of drinks and then just say
Speaker 2: United States like you that already. So even if that
Speaker 2: was true that he was drunk or high when he
Speaker 2: wrote that, like, that's such a Roseanne. That's such the Roseanne.
Speaker 2: I took an ambient and was racist because of it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: And it's like, especially when you're saying, oh, day one,
Speaker 1: first of all, when I got sober, I talked about
Speaker 1: it on my blog, which was just my blog. It
Speaker 1: wasn't threads, it wasn't all like a ton of followers.
Speaker 1: And I didn't do it on day one. I did
Speaker 1: it on like, I mean, it was still early. I
Speaker 1: believe it was like a week into it. But I
Speaker 1: talked about also because.
Speaker 2: You'd written a lot of books about us drinking and
Speaker 2: being fun mom, and so I think you felt kind
Speaker 2: of like you needed for your followers and your readers
Speaker 2: to go, hey, something's going on with me. I've had
Speaker 2: a realization. I want to kind of talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yes, And I was honest with people about like the
Speaker 1: thing that was going on. I didn't just go, hey,
Speaker 1: guys doing great. I'm so proud of myself, like I'm
Speaker 1: I'm in such a great place. I feel free. I
Speaker 1: didn't do any of that nonsense. That is nonsense, that's
Speaker 1: not like, oh my god. Also, what is he talking about? Sober?
Speaker 1: Sober from what? From what?
Speaker 2: From being a dick, from being an anti semi It
Speaker 2: doesn't even say like not that he has to lead
Speaker 2: whatever his issues were, but nothing, there's no specific even
Speaker 2: with Russell Brand, the whole thing was about it being specific.
Speaker 2: I was a sex addict, I was on heroin. He
Speaker 2: was very like forthcoming about his specifics of the drugs, right,
Speaker 2: not that it makes him any better, like.
Speaker 1: Maybe Christy's probably he's way worse than this guy, but still, yes, exactly,
Speaker 1: I mean I think that that's crazy. I think it's
Speaker 1: such a what. Also, again, just I can't say enough
Speaker 1: about the day one of it all, Like so, what
Speaker 1: does that mean? You're on day one, like it's it's
Speaker 1: your first day sober. How are you possibly up here
Speaker 1: saying like I feel amazing on day one? Yeah, day one.
Speaker 2: Like you're just there's everything's good there. Then you're just
Speaker 2: able to you're not in a play like you're.
Speaker 1: Just let me with this. Yeah, you're not need questioning anything.
Speaker 1: You're just like, I'm so great. This guy's this sobriety
Speaker 1: choice has been amazing. Well what's it been eight hours?
Speaker 1: Like you so you haven't had a drink since last night?
Speaker 1: And this is like like Idris, yes.
Speaker 2: And did he ever never really apologize for the things
Speaker 2: that he does? And also it's not like he's saying
Speaker 2: I mean, he can say whatever he wants, but it's
Speaker 2: not like he's writing like listen, I know it's kind
Speaker 2: of crazy. To do this, but I want to be
Speaker 2: held accountable. I want people to watch me. I've struggled
Speaker 2: with this and let me be honest about it. No,
Speaker 2: none of us knew any of that, And it's just
Speaker 2: this long, weird written by like an eight year old,
Speaker 2: like some going, what are some of your feelings right now,
Speaker 2: Chris Well, I feel aware? Okay, write that down, like
Speaker 2: there's nothing deep about this.
Speaker 1: No, but what's the part there's something on somebody. People
Speaker 1: were making comments that he has apparently had like addiction
Speaker 1: issues since for many many years because there's something else
Speaker 1: that he got sober before, or let's look it up.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let's look that up.
Speaker 2: That's and listen, we're not ever saying, especially Stephanie, I mean,
Speaker 2: we're neither of it. We support one hundred percent someone
Speaker 2: that wants to make a change in their life for
Speaker 2: the better. But it's not the same as saying a
Speaker 2: bunch of racist, anti Semitic, anti women things and then
Speaker 2: just going like I was so drunk, you guys, I'm
Speaker 2: so good now day one, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It's insulting? Okay, So here here's something. The five things
Speaker 1: to know about Christopher Titus. Uh, he's made a career.
Speaker 1: I'm going to read you this just so we can
Speaker 1: have a little backstory. He's made a career out of
Speaker 1: dysfunction from discussing his mother's mental health issues, his father's alcoholism,
Speaker 1: his divorce, and his issues with the current political system.
Speaker 1: Titus is known for being abrasive and in your face
Speaker 1: with his comedy, but he's also been open with his
Speaker 1: fans discuss seeing all of the wild situations he dealt
Speaker 1: with growing up, his former struggles with drugs and alcohol,
Speaker 1: and his love for his wife and children. So he
Speaker 1: has struggled with alcohol. Okay, a bonfire is the reason
Speaker 1: he got into comedy. As a young man, Titus struggled
Speaker 1: with drugs and alcohol. One night while hanging out with
Speaker 1: some friends at a beach party, he ended up falling
Speaker 1: into a bonfire. Since he was so intoxicated, that was
Speaker 1: the thing. In the morning, his friends finally decided to
Speaker 1: take him to the hospital. His doctor informed Titus that
Speaker 1: if he'd inhaled the smoke while in the bonfire, he
Speaker 1: would have died. The incident caused him to quit drugs
Speaker 1: and alcohol and go into comedy. And then he says,
Speaker 1: you don't need aa after that falling into a bonfire
Speaker 1: is a one step program. That was a joke he
Speaker 1: made in his special, So obviously not you think he
Speaker 1: fell into another bonfire? What are the odds of that?
Speaker 1: What if that's the next post? He's like, guys, I didn't.
Speaker 2: I'm embarrassed, but I did fall in to a bonfire again,
Speaker 2: So day one sober?
Speaker 1: Oh, listen to this though. No, this is just interesting
Speaker 1: and it's not like for or against Christopher Titus. But
Speaker 1: did you know this? His mother killed a man, says.
Speaker 1: One of the topics Titus discusses in his first special
Speaker 1: is his mother murdering her husband in the mid nineties.
Speaker 1: She suffered from manic depression and schizophrenia while also dealing
Speaker 1: with an abusive husband. This, this is him.
Speaker 2: Talking, explained, that kind of gives us a little something
Speaker 2: there that I'll give him that that's horrible.
Speaker 1: This is what he wrote. This is his quote. This
Speaker 1: guy was not a good guy. He was half O J.
Speaker 1: Simpson and half o J. Simpson with some Scott Peterson
Speaker 1: sprinkles on top. He said, he beat the shit out
Speaker 1: of my mom and crushed her face in. So she
Speaker 1: went upstairs, got a gun and shot him three times.
Speaker 1: Because she didn't want him to do that again. And
Speaker 1: she was ultimately acquitted of murder and received his life
Speaker 1: insurance policy. And then he said he joked she was insane,
Speaker 1: not crazy.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. That is an interesting point. Yeah, that doesn't
Speaker 2: it doesn't forgive like it does tell us. It tells
Speaker 2: us a couple of things, like that maybe he has
Speaker 2: mental illness on top of whatever that he inherited that
Speaker 2: or somehow, you know, it sounds like, yeah, he's had
Speaker 2: a rough go. That is a kind of makes me
Speaker 2: feel a little for him in a weird way. Although
Speaker 2: I still I'm going to say I did not appreciate
Speaker 2: the United States of d America.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't like that's a thing you can't. It
Speaker 1: doesn't excuse anti Semitism, and that's what we're I mean,
Speaker 1: I would say that also about Roseanne. I mean, all
Speaker 1: of the people that do these sa say awful things
Speaker 1: and then go I was fucked up, Like that's exactly.
Speaker 2: Like you think what you think? I don't get drunk
Speaker 2: and save these things, right, I don't like you know,
Speaker 2: I mean, you do meth, but you don't usually can
Speaker 2: I tell you something a little off, But it has
Speaker 2: to do with a bonfire and drugs, So it's kind
Speaker 2: of the same, but it's not about Christitis. Yes, I
Speaker 2: have a story that makes me laugh, but my friends
Speaker 2: always tell the story.
Speaker 1: I have a group of these guy friends.
Speaker 2: They all went to University of Portland together, No, University
Speaker 2: of Oregon, right, okay, go ducks, and they they all
Speaker 2: went there together, and they tell this story about one
Speaker 2: time they went camping in Joshua Tree.
Speaker 1: Ever tell you the story. I don't think so. No,
Speaker 1: it makes me laugh.
Speaker 2: And they took some mushrooms and they took they took
Speaker 2: some mushrooms and they sat around the bonfire, and they
Speaker 2: were all like laughing, you know, laughing like you do
Speaker 2: about whatever because they took mushrooms.
Speaker 1: And then they.
Speaker 2: Decided that they that they were going to write a script,
Speaker 2: like a screenplay.
Speaker 1: They were all writing, you know, writers, and.
Speaker 2: They were going to write a screenplay from the point
Speaker 2: of view of the fire. They named the fire mcflamey,
Speaker 2: like you would. Yeah, And then they were gonna they
Speaker 2: just were laughing and laughing and laughing and they're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, we're going to write it and it's
Speaker 2: gonna be from mc clainey's point of view. Like that
Speaker 2: whole thing, you know, and they came up with all
Speaker 2: these ideas and then one of them, it just like
Speaker 2: the mushrooms turned on him, you know, as they do,
Speaker 2: as drugs can turn. They turned on him, and everybody
Speaker 2: else is laughing and they can't breathe. They're laughing so
Speaker 2: hard because they can't wait to write this movie from
Speaker 2: the fire's point of view.
Speaker 1: But he gets really freaked out.
Speaker 2: And he's like, I stop talking about it, and they're like, no,
Speaker 2: it's funny, and he's like they can hear us. So
Speaker 2: he starts thinking that the government can hear that they're
Speaker 2: gonna have they're gonna write this movie, and that they're
Speaker 2: going to get in trouble. So he goes and locks
Speaker 2: himself in the van that they had taken to get there.
Speaker 2: He just locks himself in the van until morning, until
Speaker 2: it passed, and then he was fine. The Wody tells
Speaker 2: the story, it was just like really cold and all
Speaker 2: these blankets around him, and he's just thinking about this
Speaker 2: fire and about the government.
Speaker 1: It's just over.
Speaker 2: So the christitus of it all, there being a bonfire
Speaker 2: involved and drugs, just really made me think, I wish,
Speaker 2: I wish that he'd had a better experien Imagine all
Speaker 2: the other dudes.
Speaker 1: Had a great time. Imagine if that movie got made. Though,
Speaker 1: they're like, and then that's the story behind it they
Speaker 1: have to keep telling. They're like Okay, they're like, how
Speaker 1: did you guys get the idea for the mcflamey? Like
Speaker 1: it is one of the biggest movies of all big
Speaker 1: blockbuster hit. Stephen Spielberg ended up doing it. What's the
Speaker 1: one that like water like like water World? No? No,
Speaker 1: what was the one about the monster that's oh, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: the one that del Toro did. Yes, yeah, he's like
Speaker 1: a fish. Yes, yes, it's like that. That director directed it.
Speaker 1: You know, we're like it's weird, but like it's so good.
Speaker 1: Like people like a lot of people just didn't get it.
Speaker 1: They're like, it could be well done.
Speaker 2: There's a world in which you could make any movie
Speaker 2: good if you really, like I think the movies about
Speaker 2: the guys coming up with a movie and it could
Speaker 2: be hilarious, you know, like a hangover type thing that
Speaker 2: just takes the turn because one of them just goes nuts.
Speaker 2: I don't know where that goes or how funny that
Speaker 2: could be, but like, why not make a movie from
Speaker 2: the Fire as the lead. I just I just like
Speaker 2: behind the might have just been Flamey, not not Micflamey.
Speaker 1: You added the mix. Oh, I think you kind of
Speaker 1: saved the picture. That's what the studio notes are.
Speaker 2: They're like, Okay, we love what you have so far.
Speaker 2: We love point of view of the fire, we love Flamey.
Speaker 2: We'd like to throw this out at you because we
Speaker 2: do have a deal with McDonald's that we would like
Speaker 2: to like do some product placement. How do you feel
Speaker 2: about Micflamey And they're like, whatever, we did not think
Speaker 2: we'd get this far.
Speaker 1: We know. I like the idea that they actually are
Speaker 1: like absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Are you fucking kidding me. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: my god, did you even read the script. You don't
Speaker 3: get it at all. They're like, no, nothing would change,
Speaker 3: it's exactly the same. His name would just be mcflamey
Speaker 3: instead of just flameing. And they're like, Nope, you are disgusting, sirs.
Speaker 3: Is why the industry is crumbling. But then but they
Speaker 3: like want to put a happy.
Speaker 1: Meal in the scene.
Speaker 2: We're just gonna gently put this like a frost like
Speaker 2: not a frosty, but yeah, some McDonald's fries.
Speaker 1: We'll just put them right, don't even worry about it.
Speaker 1: Just just you're not even you're not seeing this right now.
Speaker 1: It's like so gentle, like no one's gonna even notice.
Speaker 2: It's like like, but none of us rot McDonald's fries
Speaker 2: to this moment, why would mcflamey even want to eat fries?
Speaker 2: And they're like, well, why would mcflamey even have a conscience.
Speaker 2: I mean, if he has a conscience, like, yeah, why
Speaker 2: wouldn't you want fries? I'm hungry right just thinking about that.
Speaker 1: Maybe, like they end up doing it on Project green Light,
Speaker 1: which was probably more around at the time.
Speaker 2: I told you, and I'm so I told you this
Speaker 2: joke so many times, but I have to because you
Speaker 2: brought it up. But I used to go on stage
Speaker 2: and say that I had gotten accepted to Project green Light.
Speaker 1: No one ever even knew what I was talking about.
Speaker 2: I had to explain what it was the Matt Damon,
Speaker 2: ben Affleck Thaning, and I had to explain it. But
Speaker 2: I was like, I had two scripts accepted to Project
Speaker 2: green Light, and one of them was about the monkey.
Speaker 1: Remember, I was like, one of them is about.
Speaker 2: A monkey who by day he he drives a school bus,
Speaker 2: but by night he follows his dreams, which is also
Speaker 2: ironically to drive a school.
Speaker 1: People didn't really laugh because they didn't understand that.
Speaker 2: I was like, why would that be a script? Why
Speaker 2: would that be on Project Greenlight? No one knew what
Speaker 2: I was talking about. It was like, it's called Uncle Grumps,
Speaker 2: that's his name.
Speaker 1: But nobody really liked it. Well, it's it's such a
Speaker 1: shame because it was really good. I told you, I've
Speaker 1: told you this story before, but it bears repeating. It's
Speaker 1: in our topic. So many years ago I almost became
Speaker 1: like a best not best selling, not like a best
Speaker 1: selling author, but I almost sold a sold a screenplay
Speaker 1: with Bonnie Horticulture. Well it was before Horticulture. It was
Speaker 1: called Falling Up, and it was a it was a
Speaker 1: thoughtful it was ahead of its time, and it was
Speaker 1: a movie about a girl who's like very gen xy.
Speaker 1: And this was you know, this was I mean, how
Speaker 1: many years ago. It was my mid twenties and now
Speaker 1: I'm in my late fifties, so it was many years ago,
Speaker 1: thirty years ago, so there was no there weren't cell
Speaker 1: phones anyway. The whole thing was it was kind of
Speaker 1: this quiet, like independent, independent feeling. Now I mean it
Speaker 1: was it was good, but it was like it's not relevant,
Speaker 1: It's not really relevant anymore. But the point is we
Speaker 1: got We had so many meetings, and in one of
Speaker 1: our meetings we we really I mean, I've told you
Speaker 1: this before because my joke was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like I was seeing John we weren't married, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, he's going to be so
Speaker 1: intimidated by like my fate, my success, like I'm going
Speaker 1: to be just really.
Speaker 2: Rich, Like how is this going to work with just
Speaker 2: like a commoner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, Like I was very like success is going
Speaker 1: to ruin our happy home, like my success it was,
Speaker 1: you know. Anyway, it did not sell. We got We
Speaker 1: had like forty meetings and a lot of people like
Speaker 1: blue Smoke up our ass. But a couple of the
Speaker 1: meetings and they started to peter out. We were getting
Speaker 1: meetings for like doing like writing on other people's scripts,
Speaker 1: you know, which we were thrilled. We were like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, well, okay, great, our next thing. We're going
Speaker 1: to be high paid script doctors like sign us up.
Speaker 1: We had some of the most insane meetings, but one
Speaker 1: of them, these people pitched us it was I want
Speaker 1: to say it was the Fairly Brothers company. It was
Speaker 1: some big company that was telling us this movie that
Speaker 1: was just all body switching. And we were trying not
Speaker 1: to laugh because it was like, Okay, so here's the
Speaker 1: thing that we're working on, and in the moment you're
Speaker 1: going to get asked for your thoughts, like so you
Speaker 1: know you're going to have to go like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: I love this idea. But it was like it's a
Speaker 1: whole family and it's like there's multiple like body switches.
Speaker 1: I think they ended up making that movie. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: It was like the dad switches with the daughter who switched,
Speaker 1: she switch, which is with the mom, and it was
Speaker 1: called like multi whatever, and Bonnie and I are like,
Speaker 1: oh my god. We and we were trying not to
Speaker 1: look at each other. We were trying not to laugh,
Speaker 1: but it was all the things that you make fun
Speaker 1: of that were are not our movie. We're like, did
Speaker 1: you read the script that we like? What part of
Speaker 1: you thinks that we're going to be the people to
Speaker 1: help you with your body switching? So then Bonnie and
Speaker 1: I came up with this fake This was later we
Speaker 1: were like, let's have like a fake movie to pitch
Speaker 1: to people, and it was like a guy and we
Speaker 1: were making ourselves laugh so hard because we're like, we
Speaker 1: should pitch this with a straight face, like to a
Speaker 1: company like this. Okay, it's like a guy who turns
Speaker 1: into a whale. He starts turning into a whale. But
Speaker 1: then we had scenes We're like, okay, picture this. He's
Speaker 1: in his bathtub and all of a sudden, like just
Speaker 1: water like starts coming. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he gets a blowhole. Okay, hear me out
Speaker 2: let us Okay, I care hold magic, hold on.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, I fucking love fake. I love them so much.
Speaker 1: I love fake.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a whole like, didn't Patton Oswold start
Speaker 2: like a whole website about that, like fake fake Scriptsvie scripts.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there like something or bad movie scripts? Maybe it
Speaker 2: was even crazier than that. Oh, there's a whole patent
Speaker 2: thing that we could talk about. We're almost out of time,
Speaker 2: I know time.
Speaker 1: What's the patent thing? Well, crazy thing? Yeah, no, we
Speaker 1: should mention that.
Speaker 2: We have a little okay time, because we love patent
Speaker 2: and we want to say. He put up this beautiful
Speaker 2: post about his late wife, Michelle, who died obviously and
Speaker 2: he's happily remarried, and everybody was ruled for him to
Speaker 2: be remarried, and he put up this post and he
Speaker 2: was like, you know, it was on her maybe her
Speaker 2: birthday was it, or her death, whatever it was.
Speaker 1: And he was like, I think we think about you
Speaker 1: all the time. Love you baby, he said something like that,
Speaker 1: and yeah, he didn't say he said miss you baby. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said miss your baby, and that's okay.
Speaker 2: And a lot of people started coming for him, like
Speaker 2: imagine being the current wife of that, which all right,
Speaker 2: it's not a very nice thing to say to him.
Speaker 2: If you want to think that, think that, but why
Speaker 2: would you write that on threads haggening him?
Speaker 1: So she the current wife there seem pretty happy, meredon
Speaker 1: and challenger.
Speaker 2: Yes, and she was like basically defended him straight up,
Speaker 2: was like no, it we're good, don't worry.
Speaker 1: It's okay for him to say that. We taught.
Speaker 2: She's like, I'm honored every day to even be part
Speaker 2: of this man's life and his daughter's life, you know.
Speaker 1: He like she said something to the effect of like, no,
Speaker 1: it's the opposite, like I'm so yes, he I feel
Speaker 1: so sad about my husband. And about two people that
Speaker 1: I love, Yeah, having lost somebody that they love and
Speaker 1: feelings that they.
Speaker 2: Love, and she had so much respect and people. You know,
Speaker 2: that was so kind of her to do that. But like,
Speaker 2: what kind of person would go online like publicly and
Speaker 2: go after patent for something like that?
Speaker 1: The same people people hate him because he's liberal, you
Speaker 1: know that, it's the same people that all accused him
Speaker 1: of killing her his wife. Oh my god, there were
Speaker 1: people that accused him of killing Oh my god. It
Speaker 1: was a huge thing. It was all over Twitter everything,
Speaker 1: Lindy thing that came up that came up with the
Speaker 1: Lindy fight, that Patton bringing it back to Lyndy, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, go listen to our to Lindy things.
Speaker 2: That was member part of the fight that they had.
Speaker 2: And I don't remember exactly the details, but like it
Speaker 2: was brought up.
Speaker 1: I feel.
Speaker 2: I came up with their arguing to I mean, I
Speaker 2: could find it, but it's going to take a walk
Speaker 2: because it's so layered. But that that has come up before,
Speaker 2: that's fucking madness. No one really believed that they were
Speaker 2: just trolling him.
Speaker 1: Lindy West goes off on Patton Oswalt. Oh, this is
Speaker 1: ten years ago.
Speaker 2: Yes, we talked about that because I was really mad.
Speaker 1: It says the headline, this is on Reddit my favorite
Speaker 1: Lindy West goes off on Patton Oswalt, also anti gg
Speaker 1: but pro comedy for saying s J. Patton has none
Speaker 1: of her bs. Yes, we talked about this did well.
Speaker 2: We talked about the justice word that whole conversation. But
Speaker 2: there was something that got brought up about him what
Speaker 2: he'd gone through, and I don't remember what it was,
Speaker 2: but he brought it up with her in the discussion
Speaker 2: and the argument with Lyndby, so it was, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: how I did hear about it at one point like
Speaker 2: you're going to say this to me, but I don't
Speaker 2: remember who said what, the point being it's crazy and
Speaker 2: people are dicks and really don't read the comments unless
Speaker 2: you know sometimes people can be kind. There's good people
Speaker 2: out there too that are lovely and supportive. But yeah,
Speaker 2: they came for him on that and it was just gross.
Speaker 1: Well, also there was the rape jokes things.
Speaker 2: Well, that was Joe, the Jim Norton situation. She was
Speaker 2: going after she she had a debate. This is back
Speaker 2: before Charlie Kirk was even.
Speaker 1: Just a Zygote. They would do these comedy debates.
Speaker 2: Remember we talked about it on that show and he debated,
Speaker 2: and I bring up Charlie Kirk because he loved the debate.
Speaker 2: He tried to you know, people say he brought the
Speaker 2: debate and it's like people were debating long before Charlie
Speaker 2: Kirk was doing that, uh huh. And they debated about that,
Speaker 2: and Jim Norton was like defending the right to say
Speaker 2: whatever you want to say in comedy, and she was saying,
Speaker 2: why it's not.
Speaker 1: Funny, And I kind of remember back then. I kind
Speaker 1: of was on Lindy.
Speaker 2: Side on that one against Jim Norton, if I'm honest,
Speaker 2: And then she kind of went crazy and took a
Speaker 2: turn on everyone. Not went crazy, but like, you know,
Speaker 2: we went different ways. I want to say before we go, though,
Speaker 2: a friend of mine, a good friend of the shows,
Speaker 2: read the Lena Dunham book and said it is fantastic. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we talked about Lena Dunham. That's a different thing.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about her and we defended her
Speaker 2: too on our on our cringe. But they say that
Speaker 2: the and you know, for the most part, but apparently
Speaker 2: this book is great.
Speaker 1: We should read it, yeah, or we should listen to it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we definitely listened to it. Let's say hi to our
Speaker 1: fabulous friends who are always on the right side of everything.
Speaker 1: Not one time have they been on the wrong side,
Speaker 1: Like Randy may Ames. You're gorgeous, Caroline BASTIONI even prettier
Speaker 1: than Randy, if that's possible, It's not right.
Speaker 2: Silvano Jametti, Happy birthday. By the way, it's a day
Speaker 2: after your birthday. If you're listening on Monday, Happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. And Sandra Green, you're swell. Call it. You're
Speaker 1: our rock. Patrick, name your price. Julie turn turn the Bull,
Speaker 1: red Bull, She's a red bull. Victoria was never married
Speaker 1: to Robert Blake. I don't know why you've go's a mistake?
Speaker 1: What say?
Speaker 2: Like, why do people get on Twitter and say that
Speaker 2: Andrea cra Volkswagen, No Ford the Ford, Andrew Crawford.
Speaker 1: Dick is frolicking. Is Sean is the greatest dad? That's
Speaker 1: what I want to see.
Speaker 2: Sean is gonna vaja pay it forward. That's what he's
Speaker 2: going to do. Carry is mall no one, No, he
Speaker 2: is not a moller no no.
Speaker 1: Karen Lyndon Johnson. No, that's not that's not true. Watson, Watson,
Speaker 1: my dear, Karen, my dear, Watson, my dear, you found it.
Speaker 1: You found it, Jill. The Fall of the Shaw. But
Speaker 1: good good, this one's a little tough.
Speaker 2: Athena goonshard shards of my heart.
Speaker 1: Sean.
Speaker 2: You'll never pay a price with Sean because he's just
Speaker 2: a good friend. He is genuinely my friend. Yes, and
Speaker 2: Kate did not.
Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. Were we all over the place a little bit?
Speaker 1: We were all over the place.
Speaker 2: We went from talking about a very serious thing with
Speaker 2: Chris Titus and being mad and like talking about his
Speaker 2: bipolar mom to my friend trying to sell a scream
Speaker 2: about fire.
Speaker 1: So we really, like, you know, this is a good
Speaker 1: time to do. I think our outro before we do
Speaker 1: our outro, Yes, tell him, push it, tell him because
Speaker 1: this is the thing that you use. Oh, oh my god, Sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say something else. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to say something else. But we
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