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Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the show. This is the Cult
Speaker 2: of Conspiracy. And my name is Jonathan. I'm Jacob. And
Speaker 2: in light of the beautiful election that was just a
Speaker 2: few days ago, I know that there are going to
Speaker 2: be some people out there that are saying, I can't
Speaker 2: believe you fell for it. I cannot believe that you're
Speaker 2: actually you know, you're you're putting all of your attention
Speaker 2: and all your eggs in one basket. If Trump's wan't
Speaker 2: look we're not delusional. We're not looking at Trump like
Speaker 2: he's a savior. What he represents to us, if I
Speaker 2: can speak for us, is the idea of shifting away
Speaker 2: from the globalist ideology to where instead of being a country,
Speaker 2: we would eventually have evolved into just a global pawn.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I mean, say what you want about it, right, Is
Speaker 1: he gonna put us on some sort of a globalist path?
Speaker 1: Pos Possibly, Okay, he's probably from the globalist other side
Speaker 1: of the coin.
Speaker 3: But look, let's be honest, his side of the.
Speaker 1: Coin is better for America, and I don't think that's
Speaker 1: like a crazy hot take. So for the people that
Speaker 1: are losing their minds, everybody, just take a breath, Calm down,
Speaker 1: You're gonna have more money in.
Speaker 3: Your pay checks.
Speaker 2: You'll be fine. And I want to remind people that, yes,
Speaker 2: I know that in the last election, there was a
Speaker 2: lot of people saying, well, the ballot, the ballots were
Speaker 2: stolen and the election was rigged, and so people protested
Speaker 2: the efficacy of the entire thing, the efficiency all of
Speaker 2: the words. There's a little bit of some chicanery, a
Speaker 2: little bit of buffoonery, right, but rightfully so, especially whenever
Speaker 2: you look at this election and they say that this
Speaker 2: was the most amount of the biggest turnoff, the biggest
Speaker 2: voter turnout of all time. This is what they said, right,
Speaker 2: But then you look at the numbers and you compare
Speaker 2: him to the last election, and you're like, why is
Speaker 2: there twenty million less voters? Then? Yeah, how did that happen?
Speaker 2: Where did all those votes go?
Speaker 4: Dude?
Speaker 2: I mean we are in we're talking about liberal ideology here.
Speaker 2: You're trying to say that an old decrepit white man
Speaker 2: got your vote, more than your queen, more than more
Speaker 2: than a million, more than a woman, a black woman,
Speaker 2: an Indian woman. I don't know what you'd do. You
Speaker 2: know identifies as this week, but the numbers just don't
Speaker 2: add up. So yes, whenever we were saying that the
Speaker 2: election was rigged and the numbers were fluffed, that's what
Speaker 2: we mean. Look no further than just the statistics. But
Speaker 2: I digress. I do want to get into today the.
Speaker 3: Real quick on that same vibe.
Speaker 1: I looked at the numbers today, just independently, just just
Speaker 1: curious about. Like you know, some people bitch him, moan about, well,
Speaker 1: he didn't win the uh popular vote. He only won
Speaker 1: the electoral college. Nah, dog dog, have you seen the numbers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't even close. He won the popular time.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about like inelections past.
Speaker 1: You always hear people bitch and moan about, like the
Speaker 1: George Bush al Gore election. Right, he won the popular
Speaker 1: but somehow he was elected because of this dude, this
Speaker 1: was this was bad and these people like the political
Speaker 1: comeback of the century. It's like, no fucker, y'all put
Speaker 1: him up against a whore. What did you think was
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Well, all of our polling Dad has said
Speaker 1: that Kamala had a chit. No, she didn't, she never did.
Speaker 1: All of your polls were faulty, and this literally proved
Speaker 1: it beyond any shadow of any doubt. Your bullshit Federal
Speaker 1: Analytics statistics say forty six percent are undecided.
Speaker 2: That is fucking lies this. I'm yeah, I find it
Speaker 2: really strange. How, you know, whenever Biden got elected, everybody said,
Speaker 2: now we can finally breathe, we can take a breath,
Speaker 2: you know, we can go back to regular times and
Speaker 2: you know it won't be so crazy and all that fun.
Speaker 2: I'm just like, you know, and then they talk about
Speaker 2: Trump taking over, you know, as president. Some of some
Speaker 2: of the people who were even against Trump, and they
Speaker 2: saw that he won. He won the popular vote, he
Speaker 2: won the Electoral College, all that jazz, and they were like, well,
Speaker 2: you know, one of the good things about him winning
Speaker 2: is that maybe he can restore some of the like, uh,
Speaker 2: kind of bring this country back, because it's it's been
Speaker 2: in shambles. Like those people who were Biden voters the
Speaker 2: entire time, and then now they switched and they said, well,
Speaker 2: this country has been in shambles for the last four years.
Speaker 2: And my question is, like, why would you want the
Speaker 2: person who was second in charge of the country that
Speaker 2: you're saying that Trump had now has that was in shamble.
Speaker 2: I I just don't understand it. It's mental gymnastics this
Speaker 2: whole way. And I really don't get.
Speaker 3: That never Trump. It's the never Trump thing.
Speaker 1: And Trump could find the cure for cancer, they will
Speaker 1: bitch that he just put the doctors out of business,
Speaker 1: like they will find anything to be They're antithesists, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Right right well, And I don't know if you've been
Speaker 2: watching like all of these all these talk shows and everything,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy whoever else is going on
Speaker 2: out there, like all the talk shows either they're so boring,
Speaker 2: the basic, the view and you name them all right,
Speaker 2: but they're all like basically speaking to a crowd and saying,
Speaker 2: I can't believe that this is the America that we
Speaker 2: live in. But like, keep in mind, there's a crowd
Speaker 2: of Americans sitting in your stands that are at your show.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, I get it. They're probably realistically most
Speaker 2: Democrats are would be in those kind of crowds, I
Speaker 2: would think. But right, it's it's like, how can you
Speaker 2: say that America has fallen? You can't believe that this
Speaker 2: is the country we live in. I just I don't know.
Speaker 2: I've just been you need a whole lot of crap.
Speaker 2: And then you've got people who are just straight up saying,
Speaker 2: you know, like for the longest time, we've been talking
Speaker 2: about you know, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama,
Speaker 2: and we specifically call them out, but we don't necessarily
Speaker 2: call the voters out. Yes, we might call them a
Speaker 2: little crazy from time to time and maybe a little
Speaker 2: a little lightheaded, airheaded, whatever you want to call them. Like, yes,
Speaker 2: we might say things like that, but we have never
Speaker 2: outright said fuck anybody who has ever voted for Biden. No, no,
Speaker 2: we have not.
Speaker 1: Now, hold on, just to your point about how these
Speaker 1: talk show hosts are are, like.
Speaker 2: I can't believe this is the nation we live in.
Speaker 1: All right, Listen, I know that you're like playing to
Speaker 1: the room that you're currently sitting in, right, You're playing
Speaker 1: to that audience. However, understand that your voice going out
Speaker 1: on these shows and all these things I'm looking at
Speaker 1: the numbers right now. Seventy million, almost seventy one million
Speaker 1: voted for Kamala Harris, seventy four million voted for Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: In the overarching theme of America, more people disagree with
Speaker 1: these talk show hosts the majority four million to the
Speaker 1: other side of it, as a matter of fact, not
Speaker 1: to mention those that did not make it to the
Speaker 1: polls that day. So by doing this, you are sectioning
Speaker 1: off half over half of the country who disagrees with you.
Speaker 2: You're you're cutting off.
Speaker 1: Your nose long con doing this slice by slice despite
Speaker 1: your own face, And like, okay.
Speaker 2: You know what, though, I will say that I don't
Speaker 2: even put like the talk shows and the analysts and
Speaker 2: you know, the certain sports stars in Hollywood and actresses,
Speaker 2: singers don't matter. Like I really don't even put them
Speaker 2: at that much fault to me. They're already just puppets anyway.
Speaker 2: But there is a very interesting video that I recently saw,
Speaker 2: and I wish that I can remember the the rapper's name,
Speaker 2: but he's a Christian rapper and he went to go
Speaker 2: sign onto a record label and whenever he got to
Speaker 2: that record label, the guy, the lawyer for the record label.
Speaker 2: He was laying out, like the terms and conditions if
Speaker 2: you're going to join this company, if you're going to
Speaker 2: join this label, you can't say this, you can't talk
Speaker 2: about that, you can't do this, can't do that obviously,
Speaker 2: like there's gonna be certain things, you know, the labels
Speaker 2: trying to, you know, just shield itself off and cover
Speaker 2: its own ass in a certain way until you get
Speaker 2: to some of the more fine print and the fine
Speaker 2: print of and this is a Christian rapper by the way, Okay,
Speaker 2: he filmed it the entire way too. It's crazy. He
Speaker 2: goes the I guess the lawyer in the fine print
Speaker 2: put that you can't talk about Jesus, you can't talk
Speaker 2: about God, and you can't talk about God's grace and
Speaker 2: just everything biblical and stuff like that. And the guys,
Speaker 2: the rappers like wait a second, you know him a
Speaker 2: Frisian rapper, Like that's what I talk about. And the
Speaker 2: guy was like, sorry, man, you want to join this label.
Speaker 2: This is why it's got to be, you know, And
Speaker 2: and all your buddies they already signed it, like it
Speaker 2: should be no big deal. And the guys like fuck yourself,
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean, like you're talking about
Speaker 2: how you are literally pulling belief systems out of people,
Speaker 2: and the very common story.
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, I want to say Toby
Speaker 1: Mack had that happen to him very early in his career.
Speaker 1: There's a bunch of like Christian artists that are trying
Speaker 1: to rise up and have that conversation eventually happen to him.
Speaker 1: A lot of them talk about it in their testimony
Speaker 1: to actually boost their Christian album sales.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, that's great. I mean, and y'all know
Speaker 2: not even.
Speaker 1: Pod as a matter of fact, did the same thing
Speaker 1: back when they were Christian and then they sold out
Speaker 1: and went mainstream. Same with Under Oath they just went
Speaker 1: mainstream like three years ago.
Speaker 2: Oh wow. Yeah. So it seems to be an ongoing theme.
Speaker 2: But it is interesting because you'll have certain people that
Speaker 2: will sell out. They want the money, they want the fans,
Speaker 2: they want the fame, they want the nice house and
Speaker 2: the nice cars and the you know, the hot bitches
Speaker 2: if that's what you're into. But like, there's a lot
Speaker 2: of good things that can come from being famous, right
Speaker 2: obviously clearly, Like who doesn't who doesn't want to live
Speaker 2: such a lush shit and and loving lifestyle that you
Speaker 2: know that we all think that it is kind of
Speaker 2: on the surface.
Speaker 3: But deep down you and I are shills.
Speaker 1: I am such a stick in the mudd on so
Speaker 1: many things about that, but yeah, we're shills whatever.
Speaker 2: But deep down, these people are screaming. They're tied, like
Speaker 2: their arms and their legs are completely tied. They cannot
Speaker 2: say anything that is actually on their mind unless it
Speaker 2: goes along with the agenda of the contract that they
Speaker 2: signed up for. And so whenever I see all these
Speaker 2: people and they're talking about, oh, if if Trump wins,
Speaker 2: I'm leaving, I'm going to Canada or you know, fuck
Speaker 2: all of Trump's uh, you know, voters, and I can't
Speaker 2: believe that this country they all parrot the same things.
Speaker 2: And it makes me, really, it really makes me. I
Speaker 2: think that it's more than that. Like I literally think
Speaker 2: that these people are bound by contract to say shit
Speaker 2: like this. Oh, they're reading a script. I mean, maybe
Speaker 2: they're reading a script. Maybe they're just doing what they're told,
Speaker 2: But like I think that like these are just I mean, dude,
Speaker 2: we've talked about Hollywood. They are just puppets, right, Like
Speaker 2: they push across an agenda in movies. Is it crazy
Speaker 2: to think that they wouldn't be actors in real life?
Speaker 2: Why not? That's my point. And so of all of
Speaker 2: the actors that said that they were going to leave,
Speaker 2: of all this singers, musicians, talk show hosts, everybody that
Speaker 2: said that they were going to leave in twenty sixteen
Speaker 2: whenever Trump became president, and by the way, none of
Speaker 2: them did. And now they're back to saying it again.
Speaker 2: So I just want to point out some of those
Speaker 2: names this episode. That's what this is going to be about,
Speaker 2: the names that have at one time said that they
Speaker 2: were going to leave because of Trump, and now they're
Speaker 2: saying it again. And also I do want to point
Speaker 2: out some of the certain living situations that you might
Speaker 2: run into once you get up to good old Canadia.
Speaker 3: I mean, of all the fucking places.
Speaker 1: Yeah, get after it, bro, Canada's right there, and they
Speaker 1: are not.
Speaker 2: They're not gonna hit you with some border patrol bullshit.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, you'll meet the mounies, but you're an American,
Speaker 1: I'm sure you'll be fine. Are free healthcare? Have fun
Speaker 1: with their sixty percent income tax? Oh wait a minute,
Speaker 1: all of these elite one percenters, these these actors and
Speaker 1: all these people that make all that kind of money,
Speaker 1: are they willing to start paying sixty percent off the
Speaker 1: top for their bullshit liberal ideologies in real practical application.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean they pay for it it out
Speaker 2: in California, which is basically Canada. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: But anyway, Look, there was a huilarious video of Jimmy
Speaker 2: Kimmel the night after Trump won, and he gives a
Speaker 2: short little speech. And when you watch this or listen
Speaker 2: to this for the people that are just listening audio style,
Speaker 2: let me know what you think if this is sincere
Speaker 2: and genuine, or if it's scripted, acted out and maybe
Speaker 2: saying it, you know, out of fear because of what
Speaker 2: may happen to him once everybody finds out that he
Speaker 2: was on the Epstein flight logs or on the Diddy List. Bro,
Speaker 2: you remember when he used to be funny on The
Speaker 2: Man Show. I remember when he.
Speaker 3: Used to be actually funny. Let's let's see what he's
Speaker 3: saying these days, dude.
Speaker 2: I watched a video of him earlier on The Man Show,
Speaker 2: and it was like, I wish that I would have
Speaker 2: pulled it up, but it was like him and there
Speaker 2: was this woman who was looking out of those big
Speaker 2: like metal binoculars that you see like whenever you're out
Speaker 2: on a boardwalk or something like that, and she had,
Speaker 2: you know, she was turned away from him, and he
Speaker 2: was behind her, and he was like, you know, joking
Speaker 2: around with her, pretending that he was eating her ass
Speaker 2: and grabbing her ass and humping her and shit like that.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, this guy is the guy who is
Speaker 2: about to get extremely emotional because a president won in
Speaker 2: the United States. Got to get emotional.
Speaker 1: Oh du he cries, Wait a minute, wait, wait, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, all right, once again, let's remember that guy
Speaker 1: for the comedian he used to be, right, the guy
Speaker 1: who had poke fun in a political way and maybe
Speaker 1: with some serious overtones, but obviously satire.
Speaker 3: Like the entire time, it was clear and now, okay.
Speaker 2: It's not the same guy. Even whenever it was just
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago, whenever Jim Carrey went onto
Speaker 2: his show talking about the Illuminati and he was like, whoa,
Speaker 2: you can't be talking about.
Speaker 1: That, Yeah, Jim Carrey, I just watched a video about
Speaker 1: him too. Now people are saying he's some sort of
Speaker 1: hero in disguise. The other half for saying that he's
Speaker 1: a part of the evil elite. It's yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: whole thing about him right now.
Speaker 2: It hurts me to even say a negative thing about
Speaker 2: Jim Carrey because I've loved him my entire life. That's
Speaker 2: like me talking about Adam Sailor. Those are like my
Speaker 2: two childhood heroes.
Speaker 1: Hey, I had to find out about Tom Hanks. Fuck everything, Ruh,
Speaker 1: heroes are all dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess. So let's see what Jimmy Kimmel has
Speaker 2: to say. It's only forty eight seconds long, but you'll
Speaker 2: get a kick out of this, dude. Let's be honest.
Speaker 2: It was a terrible night last night.
Speaker 5: It was a terrible night for women, for children, for
Speaker 5: the hundreds of thousands of hard working immigrants who make
Speaker 5: this country go.
Speaker 2: For healthcare, for.
Speaker 5: Our climate, for science, for journalism, for justice.
Speaker 2: For free speech.
Speaker 5: It was a terrible night for poor people, for the
Speaker 5: middle class, for seniors who rely on social security, for
Speaker 5: our allies in Ukraine, for NATO, for the truth and
Speaker 5: democracy and decency. And it was a terrible knight for
Speaker 5: everyone who voted against him. And guess what, it was
Speaker 5: a bad night for everyone who voted for him too.
Speaker 5: You just don't realize it yet.
Speaker 2: And oh my god, your thoughts.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh yeah, wow, own.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't you know. Ah, you know when you
Speaker 2: see stuff like that and you're like, wait a second,
Speaker 2: that's not the Jimmy Kimmel. I remember, this guy is
Speaker 2: up on stage crying because poor people are about to
Speaker 2: get fucked because of Trump. Meanwhile, during the four years
Speaker 2: that Trump was running the world or running the country,
Speaker 2: basically rund the world and had a great hold on
Speaker 2: the economy. This is the best economy that the world
Speaker 2: has ever seen.
Speaker 1: Lowest unemployment rates that America had had in decades, and
Speaker 1: their wages across the board, more money in people's pockets
Speaker 1: at the end of every month, at the end of
Speaker 1: every week.
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, if you want to get
Speaker 3: technical about it.
Speaker 2: A free speech.
Speaker 1: He literally started his own app because his speech is
Speaker 1: being limited.
Speaker 2: The war.
Speaker 1: We had no wars during those four years. Our friends
Speaker 1: in Ukraine. Yeah, he'll end that shit. It's just okay,
Speaker 1: aside from every point that he made being absolutely farcical
Speaker 1: and incorrect, It's like, okay, fine, fine, that's an opinion thing.
Speaker 1: He can have an opinion that differs from what we
Speaker 1: believe what our opinion is. Fine, freedom of speech, you
Speaker 1: know that thing we fucking have. But anyway, all that
Speaker 1: to say, when did he become a pussy? I'm just
Speaker 1: curious is he of the them these days? I'm being insensitive?
Speaker 2: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: If Jimmy is short for Demetria or these day something
Speaker 1: I don't know. And if he is a she, then
Speaker 1: my apologies. But like, when did he lose his spine?
Speaker 1: I missed that somewhere.
Speaker 2: It's those, It's the poor, poor people, the poor middle class,
Speaker 2: the poor dogs, the poor cats, the poor birds, the
Speaker 2: poor alligators, the poor this, the poor that. And it's
Speaker 2: like you can only say poor so much, dude. Meanwhile,
Speaker 2: you're a millionaire, and I don't know of too many
Speaker 2: homeless people that you're helping out. I don't know in
Speaker 2: which way you're actually helping America get a little bit
Speaker 2: more healthy or a little bit more cognizant of their surroundings,
Speaker 2: because you're the one that is the puppet that is
Speaker 2: also a puppeteer to your audience. And that's what these
Speaker 2: people don't fucking know, like they they it's it's just acinine,
Speaker 2: Like these people really think that they are the ones
Speaker 2: controlling the world and whenever things don't go their way, well,
Speaker 2: shame on the rest of the world. First of all, Jimmy,
Speaker 2: who the fuck are you to tell us shame on
Speaker 2: us and that we're too stupid to realize we don't
Speaker 2: know what we did to vote for Trump? Like what
Speaker 2: are you? Who are you? Because you went to Bohemian
Speaker 2: Grove a couple of times and got fucked in the ass,
Speaker 2: Like that's what we're talking about here? Uh uh? I mean, okay, fine, fine.
Speaker 1: First of all, to every point that he made, I
Speaker 1: would challenge him to find me evidence that any of
Speaker 1: those things that he just listed is in jeopardy because
Speaker 1: every bit of evidence is to the contrary. But aside
Speaker 1: from that, your delivery. You're a fucking comedian, all right,
Speaker 1: you know what? No, nah, Now I am gonna get
Speaker 1: personal about it, all right.
Speaker 2: Fine, you want to have.
Speaker 1: A difference of opinion, have a difference of opinion. You
Speaker 1: are a fucking comic, or at least you claimed to be.
Speaker 1: Your job is to bring humor and brevity to the situation,
Speaker 1: regardless of social biases, regardless of how bleak the city situation.
Speaker 1: Your job is to fucking dance and joke and make
Speaker 1: people laugh. That is your whole job, and somehow an
Speaker 1: election got you crying. My boy, like, I'm sorry, when
Speaker 1: did you revoke your comedian title and go ahead just
Speaker 1: right pussy next to your name?
Speaker 2: I miss that.
Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying, because I'm also looking at look
Speaker 1: at any other stand up comic right now, like not
Speaker 1: just Tony Hnscliff or the roast guys who are like
Speaker 1: upper level, like thickest of skins. You look at even
Speaker 1: your basic people doing one night open micers, and shit,
Speaker 1: the election is something that's really fertile hunting grounds as
Speaker 1: far as finding material to write about and joke about,
Speaker 1: things to be serious about but make people laugh about
Speaker 1: in the meantime, and like, there's a whole way you
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 3: That's how comics go. And instead he's just.
Speaker 1: Whining and he's not even offering a solution, so excuse me.
Speaker 1: It's not even whining at this point, it's literally just bitch.
Speaker 1: Like Okay, for the record, anybody who's curious complaining without
Speaker 1: offering any type of solution, when done to that length,
Speaker 1: is in fact classified as bitching.
Speaker 2: I would actually agree with that sentiment sir, I think
Speaker 2: that's very well said. And you know what this really
Speaker 2: reminds me of. It was just a couple of days
Speaker 2: ago Roseanne Barr, the savage that she is, she made
Speaker 2: a Instagram post. It was probably on Twitter actually, but
Speaker 2: there was a guy. It was it was like the
Speaker 2: day or two days before the election. There was a
Speaker 2: guy that was all dressed up and his Kamala Harris
Speaker 2: and Walt's twenty four shirt and he's wearing a Harris
Speaker 2: Walt's twenty four hat right, and his wife took a
Speaker 2: picture of him and posted on Twitter and said, look
Speaker 2: at my cute husband going double harrising on election eve.
Speaker 2: We're not going back fucking Roseanne. You listen to what
Speaker 2: she's said. Because he's sitting down in a chair, right,
Speaker 2: she goes that chair should be in the corner of
Speaker 2: the bedroom. O. I love Roseiana. She's great. Yeah, full
Speaker 2: on cuck move. And that's basically what I'm trying to
Speaker 2: say about Jimmy Kimmel is that he's a cuck for
Speaker 2: the elite.
Speaker 3: Oh he is.
Speaker 1: He absolutely is. Like, dude, there's liberal comics who are
Speaker 1: using this for their material, not bitching about it.
Speaker 2: Like whatever. He doesn't need to have the platform he has.
Speaker 1: He's been irrelevant for a little while now in my opinion,
Speaker 1: but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well. That brings me to our first article. This is
Speaker 2: a bright barred article, and they're getting into some of
Speaker 2: the elites that have vowed to that they would flee
Speaker 2: the country if Trump won the election and returned to
Speaker 2: the White House. So this is gonna be a fun read,
Speaker 2: it says. Okay. They included Bruce Springsteen, Chair, Samuel L. Jackson, Motherfucker,
Speaker 2: Whoopy Goldberg, George Nopez, Miley Cyrus, John Legend and Chrissy Teagan,
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer and Lena D. Dunham, even Barbara streisand vowed
Speaker 2: to move to Australia or Canada. And this was for
Speaker 2: the twenty sixteen election. They all said that they were
Speaker 2: going to move in twenty sixteen if Trump won. It's
Speaker 2: not much better there. It's still in the British Commonwealth.
Speaker 1: You're still getting tax the absolute fuck out of austra Okay, whatever, whatever.
Speaker 2: Did, none of them made any good on their promises. However,
Speaker 2: the Internet never forgets. Scores of social media users sure
Speaker 2: remember and are now taking great delight in calling them out.
Speaker 2: On their promises. Cher was one of them, claiming that
Speaker 2: she almost got an ulcer all when Trump was elected
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Sharon's that's what almost gave her old ass a fucking ulcer.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, it's called old age, the old hat, right.
Speaker 2: Sharon Stone is another. She said back in June she
Speaker 2: is considering moving to Europe if Trump wins come November,
Speaker 2: diddo for a America Ferrara, which is hilarious because her
Speaker 2: first name is America, and now she's trying to say
Speaker 2: that she wants to move. I believe it was out
Speaker 2: to Australia or something like that.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah, One fan has gone to the extent of claiming
Speaker 2: to have created an app just to see who who
Speaker 2: has been good on their word as far as you
Speaker 2: were living in America, did you move right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: The app Look at this I recently developed and this
Speaker 2: is a guy on social media's name is not Kenny Rogers,
Speaker 2: but he goes I recently developed an app called weasel
Speaker 2: Watch to you for trademark, and that that tracks the
Speaker 2: locations of every Hollywood celebrity who said that they would
Speaker 2: leave the country if Trump won. And he goes so
Speaker 2: far I'm not seeing a lot of movement.
Speaker 3: I fucking love Kenny Rodgers.
Speaker 2: Dude, It's amazing. Others are just happy to call the Hollywood.
Speaker 2: It leads out publicly after the New York Post name
Speaker 2: those who solemnly vowed to leave the US if Trump won.
Speaker 2: Well this this one says Trump's victory Hollywood elite who
Speaker 2: vowed to leave the US if if he won, or
Speaker 2: all talk, no walk. An expert says, Okay, I would
Speaker 2: like to be an expert in that, in that category
Speaker 2: and ship talking just I mean, just an expert, you know,
Speaker 2: just because because what kind of expert do you need
Speaker 2: to be to be labeled as an expert? Who would
Speaker 2: make a comment like that that they're all talk expert
Speaker 2: says I don't know by what category that.
Speaker 1: Could be an expert in so many things, But I
Speaker 1: also agree with what he's saying. It's like, yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a fucking expert or right right.
Speaker 2: And so this one woman commented, her name is Juliet
Speaker 2: Julie H. Wright, and she goes, don't go to Canada
Speaker 2: with your td What is TDS? I'm sorry, TDS. You
Speaker 2: see the sight? Yeah? Uh oh shit, uh I don't
Speaker 2: know it was just taking it to the X article.
Speaker 2: But basically, don't go to Canada. They'll recommend suicide. Oh
Speaker 2: Trump derangement syndrome. That's what it is. Oh got you
Speaker 2: makes sense? Okay, So don't Canada.
Speaker 1: They absolutely recommend suicide to people. I pulled up an
Speaker 1: article about that one the other day. It's actually on
Speaker 1: their government list for the people of Like, hey, if
Speaker 1: you're trying to kill yourself, here's a couple of options
Speaker 1: available to you.
Speaker 3: And it's like, bro, what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well kill yourself. I mean that's the way you
Speaker 2: fix everything.
Speaker 3: Right, they want it to happen.
Speaker 1: Your boy claims to be so many types of cultural
Speaker 1: citizen of the world, and I think he's homies of
Speaker 1: sad Guru. They're trying to reduce the world's population by
Speaker 1: ten percent.
Speaker 3: So he's like, hey, you're going to offer yourself.
Speaker 1: You're saving me a little bit of hassle. Gonna be
Speaker 1: honest with you, less mouths to feed. Here you go,
Speaker 1: here's a couple of resources. Like, bro, that's your people.
Speaker 2: Well you're fixing our carbon issue. Then I guess that's
Speaker 2: what they say, right, here's a couple of green options, right, right,
Speaker 2: do something for the planet. You fucking bg it, kill yourself.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're so selfish. Why are you not
Speaker 2: dead already? Come on, your breath is contributing to the
Speaker 2: Earth's destruction.
Speaker 1: Every exhale, you're trying to kill the earth. Like here,
Speaker 1: here's a couple of pamphlets. Okay, here they'll show pictures.
Speaker 1: Here's how you do it. Just go ahead and get
Speaker 1: it over with. Thank you for your service to you know, Canada.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's basically fucking wrong, dude. Well, there was a
Speaker 2: woman named Lady Patriot, and she posted that they're all bullshitters.
Speaker 2: They're not leaving. They'll stay and sulk behind their gilded gates.
Speaker 2: But I know millions of Americans who would gladly help
Speaker 2: them pack their bags and chow fur them to the
Speaker 2: nearest airport.
Speaker 3: I personally know a few myself. Yes, I would be.
Speaker 2: I would happily show for chauffeur Share or Sonny or
Speaker 2: whichever one of them it is. It's like, bro, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'll take you there. You want to go, let's go.
Speaker 3: I would flog the fuck out of that.
Speaker 2: Right right. Well, and then there was somebody else that
Speaker 2: said every Hollywood star who said they'll leave USA if
Speaker 2: Trump wins. Can now pack your bags, bitches. I can't
Speaker 2: believe this is in a bright bar article.
Speaker 1: I mean they're just posting the things that they found
Speaker 1: on x slash Twitter at the time, you know who knows, right.
Speaker 2: And then you got this picture right here, celebrities, celebrities
Speaker 2: leaving the US after Trump wins, and they're all like
Speaker 2: bogged down, like whenever we left all that shit in Afghanistan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good guy, What year was that one posted?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: November six, twenty four. Damn, just a couple days ago.
Speaker 1: Once again, we're gonna see if all these people actually
Speaker 1: decide to leave.
Speaker 3: Oh God, is that Mark Cuban with a wig?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Mark Cuban is an interesting case for the liberals. Man,
Speaker 1: he's one of the wealthy one percent, but he also
Speaker 1: is like a bleeding heart liberal, not economically but socially
Speaker 1: for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm ashamed to say that he's from Pennsylvania, actually
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh.
Speaker 1: I mean, look, I'm not saying he's a shit bag
Speaker 1: human being. I don't know all his beliefs of everything,
Speaker 1: but he's he's got some some opinions that I just
Speaker 1: really disagree with.
Speaker 2: You know, he do. I like him on shark tank.
Speaker 2: That's about it.
Speaker 1: Oh no, No, As a businessman like yo, if if
Speaker 1: I ever was blessed with the opportunity of like shadowing
Speaker 1: him or like picking his brain for fifteen minutes, there's
Speaker 1: so many questions. Like he's a genius in certain regards,
Speaker 1: doesn't mean I have to agree with every single thing
Speaker 1: he believes in, you know.
Speaker 2: Right right, Well, getting over to some of these celebrities
Speaker 2: who are again saying that they would happily pack all
Speaker 2: their shit and get the fuck out if Trump won,
Speaker 2: turns out they're still not. But let's just see what
Speaker 2: I feel like. It's all smoke. You know. It's like
Speaker 2: it's like a baby throwing a temper tantrum. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: do this, and then like a couple seconds later, they
Speaker 2: take a nap and they wake up and back to
Speaker 2: normal again, totally calm. You know, it's like, take a nap.
Speaker 2: Just take a nap. Maybe you'd be all right. Drink
Speaker 2: some water, get out in the sun, you know, enjoy
Speaker 2: some time with your kids rather than just hate texting
Speaker 2: and hate messaging on Twitter all fucking day.
Speaker 3: How about that a little bit of fresh air, d
Speaker 3: some good you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it says are celebrities leaving the country in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four after Trump's win. Here are fourteen of
Speaker 2: the celebrities who claimed that they would exit the US
Speaker 2: if he became president again. In the full list is
Speaker 2: right here. It says the concept of Donald Trump in
Speaker 2: the White House has been enough to turn some celebrities
Speaker 2: away from living in the United States of America. Celebrity
Speaker 2: endorsements bear plenty of weight around election times, as stars
Speaker 2: encourage their fans to register and pledge their votes. Many
Speaker 2: celebrities have not been afraid to make their political views public,
Speaker 2: and quite a few have shared their dislike of the
Speaker 2: idea of a Trump presidency. Now, keep in mind, these
Speaker 2: are all the same people, even because there were people
Speaker 2: who were just saying, just get out and vote, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't care who you vote for, just get out
Speaker 2: and vote. It's so important. It's one of the most
Speaker 2: important elections of our time. We heard every fucking election, right, yep,
Speaker 2: all those people they're telling everybody to vote, and everybody
Speaker 2: did vote, and now they're out of the results. So
Speaker 2: just come out and say it. Just say stay at
Speaker 2: home if you're gonna vote for Trump, and only go
Speaker 2: out there if you're gonna vote for Kamala, but now
Speaker 2: I wanted everybody to vote.
Speaker 1: But then when the popular vote showed exactly what the
Speaker 1: people wanted.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, man, Yeah. So which celebrities promised to leave
Speaker 2: the United States during Trump's presidency. It's an occurrence that
Speaker 2: has happened twice now, with Trump winning the US presidency
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen and then again in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2: But many of the celebrities who vowed to leave the
Speaker 2: US during Trump's presidency have have any of them followed
Speaker 2: through well. The Breaking Bad and Your Honors star Brian
Speaker 2: Cranston fucking mister white uh was outspoken about his disdain
Speaker 2: for Trump in the White House, claiming on the bestseller
Speaker 2: Experiment podcast that he would definitely move if Trump claimed
Speaker 2: office in twenty sixteen and he goes, Absolutely, I would
Speaker 2: definitely move. It's not real to me that that would happen.
Speaker 2: I hope to god it won't. It won't be it
Speaker 2: won't be a vacation. I'd be an expatriot said that
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen. I don't know. I mean, I feel
Speaker 2: like he's been coming out with some shit since then
Speaker 2: and he still here, still fucking here, go cook some
Speaker 2: more fucking meth. Okay, that's what you're good at. Yeah,
Speaker 2: shut up and dribble. Brian Cranston OO. Cranston has yet
Speaker 2: to make said move. However, he did tell This One
Speaker 2: magazine in twenty twenty three that he plans to retire
Speaker 2: and move to France by twenty twenty six. This may
Speaker 2: end up being fast tracked now that Trump is president
Speaker 2: once again. Then you got Lena Dunham. I don't actually
Speaker 2: know who this person is, but she's an actor from
Speaker 2: The Girls.
Speaker 1: She's she just she was an actress and then pretty
Speaker 1: much became a political spokesperson at a certain point. And
Speaker 1: that's all she's known for these days, is just to
Speaker 1: be a talking head.
Speaker 2: Well anyway, she said that in twenty sixteen that she
Speaker 2: had moved to Canada of Trump was elected to office,
Speaker 2: and she goes, I know a lot of people have
Speaker 2: been threatening to do this, but I really will have.
Speaker 2: I know a lovely place in Vancouver and I can
Speaker 2: get my work done from there. However, when Trump was
Speaker 2: elected in twenty sixteen, Dunham opted not to move, saying
Speaker 2: in an Instagram post, I can survive staying in this country.
Speaker 2: My country to fight and live and use my embarrassment
Speaker 2: of blessings to do what's right. Since twenty twenty one,
Speaker 2: Dunham has been living in London with her husband. So
Speaker 2: at least she moved somewhere.
Speaker 1: She did leave the US, so like, okay, at least
Speaker 1: talk you give her a pass for that.
Speaker 2: Not Canadian, though not Canada.
Speaker 1: But she went straight to the British, She went straight
Speaker 1: to the UK. She can go to the third party,
Speaker 1: So like, okay, she in fact did leave the country,
Speaker 1: So good for her. Fucking stay there.
Speaker 2: Hey, she followed through.
Speaker 5: She can.
Speaker 2: That's more than everybody else on this list can say.
Speaker 2: You know, well, then next on the list is Neo.
Speaker 2: Neo said that he would move the old R and
Speaker 2: B singer he joined the celebrity saying that he would
Speaker 2: exodust the country during Trump's presidency, telling TMC in twenty
Speaker 2: sixteen that he would move to Canada straight away. He goes,
Speaker 2: me and Drake gonna be neighbors if Donald Trump becomes president.
Speaker 2: The unfortunate thing about this planet is that we are
Speaker 2: in no short of ignorance.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, I wonder now that the Diddy list
Speaker 1: has come out, if your boy, Neo is just gonna
Speaker 1: make a weird joint venture to Greece for a few years.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. I'm just saying that
Speaker 1: would be fucking wild.
Speaker 2: You know. Yeah, Neo got a part of I bet
Speaker 2: you Kanye or not, Kanye the Diddy would definitely have
Speaker 2: loved that.
Speaker 1: I have a feeling that your boy has seen a
Speaker 1: bottle of baby oil in his day.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying. It appears the singer did not
Speaker 2: follow through on his vow, as he bought a new
Speaker 2: home in Los Angeles and relocated there from Georgia in
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen. So the next year he not only didn't
Speaker 2: move to Canada or anywhere else, he moved to another
Speaker 2: state in the United States. So I guess this place
Speaker 2: just isn't that bad.
Speaker 1: It must not be, you know, unless La really is
Speaker 1: just that last hold out bastion.
Speaker 3: Of what they see as true freedom.
Speaker 1: Even though everyone there is either really rich or homeless,
Speaker 1: and everyone is doing everything they can to leave there
Speaker 1: and move to Denver, which is why Colorado is now
Speaker 1: a blue state, or moved to Reno, or moved to
Speaker 1: Phoenix or to Austin, because that's like what needs to happen.
Speaker 3: They're out of their fucking minds.
Speaker 2: My question is is why did they have an exodus
Speaker 2: from California? If you're just gonna go to wherever you
Speaker 2: know another place and just try and make it California
Speaker 2: two point oh, I don't understand why you would leave
Speaker 2: there in the first place.
Speaker 1: Why do certain people come from another country come to
Speaker 1: America and still fly a certain flag and blare a
Speaker 1: certain music and expect us to speak a certain language
Speaker 1: and try to make America more like their home country.
Speaker 3: Doesn't make fucking sense to me either, dude.
Speaker 2: If you move to.
Speaker 1: A new area, try to immerse yourself in the local
Speaker 1: culture and become one of the local population.
Speaker 3: That's how that works.
Speaker 1: Like, you don't move to Austin for the freedoms of
Speaker 1: Texas and then expect to make it more like California.
Speaker 1: Texas has to remain like Texas if you want it
Speaker 1: to be fucking Texas. That's how that works. So you
Speaker 1: have to vote accordingly. You have to keep the place
Speaker 1: you live in the place you live like. You have
Speaker 1: to keep it the way it is because you'll never
Speaker 1: get certain freedoms back once they're taken that's something that
Speaker 1: we've seen time and time again.
Speaker 2: But you know what do we know with our history
Speaker 2: books and all that, correct me if I'm wrong. There
Speaker 2: is a famous quote said by uh Dorothy who said,
Speaker 2: there's no place like home indeed, so I'll try and
Speaker 2: make someplace else like home. Yeah, now you know.
Speaker 5: What I mean.
Speaker 2: That's why you move.
Speaker 1: You know, you move for this purpose, So enjoy the
Speaker 1: move and like change thineself. There's another proverb that says
Speaker 1: he who is resistant to change is.
Speaker 3: Doomed to perish.
Speaker 1: So, you know, maybe these people who have been brought
Speaker 1: up with these uh weird ideologies, or they just listen
Speaker 1: to those college professors a little too deeply, and they're
Speaker 1: believing that, you know, there's a different way that's better
Speaker 1: for America than the obvious mathematical best way. It's like
Speaker 1: maybe they could take a chill pill, take a real
Speaker 1: look in the mirror and be like, perhaps I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: you know, and I know it's.
Speaker 3: A spicy pill swallow, but sooner or later, you know.
Speaker 2: But I'm famous. Everything I say is right. But if
Speaker 2: if they were right, they'd be in Canada though, right,
Speaker 2: But they're not, So I don't know. I don't know. Hey,
Speaker 2: I didn't say they were, you know, not liars, right,
Speaker 2: you know, but anyway.
Speaker 1: Too, nobody ever said they weren't liars. That's true.
Speaker 2: So the next person on this list is Barbara Streisand.
Speaker 2: Singer and actress Barbara Streisand has vowed to leave the
Speaker 2: United States both times that a Trump presidency was in
Speaker 2: danger of coming to fruition. In a sixteen Minutes interview
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen, Streisand said that she would move to
Speaker 2: Canada or Australia if Trump won. Interestingly enough, two very
Speaker 2: white countries. Just want to throw that out there, you
Speaker 2: want to try and mix and mash and do all
Speaker 2: that stuff because Trump is such a white supremacist. I
Speaker 2: don't know, move to fucking India, moved to Africa, moved
Speaker 2: to somewhere else.
Speaker 1: No Bob stries And is gonna move somewhere where they're a.
Speaker 2: Very happy Jewish population, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: But she's not going to Israel because, like you know,
Speaker 1: I actually don't know where she's at with the Israel
Speaker 1: Palestine conflict. I you know, very famously Jewish woman. I'm curious,
Speaker 1: but she can't go there for obvious reasons. So like,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe I don't know. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know where she thinks she would go.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. Well, I mean she says that
Speaker 2: she would go to Canada or Australia. She's actually reiterated it,
Speaker 2: so she said it more than once here in on
Speaker 2: the Stephen Colbert Show in twenty twenty three, saying I
Speaker 2: can't live in this country if he becomes president. Interesting.
Speaker 2: When you say you can't do something, that means usually
Speaker 2: you're unable to. You don't have the capabilities of making
Speaker 2: it happen. It's impossible, even even with the help of others.
Speaker 2: You are completely you can't do it.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 2: But no, she says, I can't live in this country
Speaker 2: if he becomes president, which is interesting because she's already
Speaker 2: done it and I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say, does she lead The last time she
Speaker 3: said she was going to do it.
Speaker 2: No, No, she didn't leave.
Speaker 3: How fascinating.
Speaker 2: But she can't do it, you know, Jacob, even though
Speaker 2: she did it, but now she can't. I don't know
Speaker 2: anyway she see the term is young.
Speaker 1: He hasn't even been sworn in yet, so she has
Speaker 1: time to make a break for it.
Speaker 2: But I guess we'll see. Oh wait, I messed that up.
Speaker 2: The last person said that they've moved to Canada or Australia.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, no, she said it in twenty sixteen she
Speaker 2: said she would move to Canada or Australia. But now
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty three she goes England would be her
Speaker 2: ideal country to relocate this time around.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a very very heavy Islamic population there that
Speaker 1: are just stabbing people left right and center.
Speaker 3: But go for a barber Streisan, you do you boo boo.
Speaker 2: Well, the next person on this list is Raven Simone.
Speaker 1: I'm not shocked, but at the same time, like, you know,
Speaker 1: that was another one that I was bummed to find
Speaker 1: out their political views because I liked her, you know,
Speaker 1: growing up.
Speaker 2: I like most of these people, you know. But in
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen, the former View host, I didn't know she
Speaker 2: was even on the View. Yeah, so how often I
Speaker 2: pay attention to.
Speaker 3: On there with Kelly Osborne and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah. And then Kelly Osborne got herself kicked
Speaker 2: off whenever she said that Trump just needs to hire
Speaker 2: some of his Mexican What was it, she said something.
Speaker 1: Like the Mexican who's your going, who's going to clean
Speaker 1: your toilets?
Speaker 2: Donald Trump?
Speaker 1: And then he's like no, no, no, that's racist, AND's
Speaker 1: like no, but you know what I mean, And she's like, no,
Speaker 1: I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: That's racist. As fun like I love when they shoved
Speaker 2: their own foot down their throat.
Speaker 3: You don't see it much anymore, but it's funny.
Speaker 2: Well, anyway, Ravens vowed on one episode of the show
Speaker 2: to move to Canada for Republican was nominated to presidential office,
Speaker 2: just a Republican. She didn't even care if it was
Speaker 2: Trump for anybody else. It was just like, if you're read,
Speaker 2: I'm out.
Speaker 3: She will big, big with Obama.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, this eventuated in a joke segment on The View,
Speaker 2: which saw raven Simone take ice hockey lessons from a
Speaker 2: Canadian to test if she would fit in. The actor
Speaker 2: never ended up moving as she began to work on that,
Speaker 2: so Raven's spinoff called Raven's Home in twenty sixteen. So,
Speaker 2: I guess the only thing that could prevent you from
Speaker 2: being so distraught and keep you from moving to another
Speaker 2: country would be money, which is interesting because you know,
Speaker 2: I thought that that's what made this country so horrible.
Speaker 2: Was that it was mostly about money, you.
Speaker 3: Know, capitalistic views and all these things, and.
Speaker 1: You gross money, the richer getting richer, poor getting poorer.
Speaker 1: But then, you know, I wonder what her take was
Speaker 1: for that Raven spinoff show, seeing as how she was
Speaker 1: the star and the main draw and they saw the
Speaker 1: success with the Girl Wor Meets World show and all
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious to was it like she did.
Speaker 1: Them a favor by coming back to work or was
Speaker 1: she kind of hungry for that money.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I know she has the capability and the means to
Speaker 1: move to Canada, went as far as to make a
Speaker 1: joke segment on the View about if she could learn
Speaker 1: ice hockey to fit in in Canada.
Speaker 3: Raven, No, but you know here she is still here.
Speaker 2: Well then, yeah, unfortunately. But the next person on this
Speaker 2: list is fucking Olaf himself. Josh gadd he he's a
Speaker 2: star from Wolf Like Me and Frozen, posted in twenty
Speaker 2: sixteen on Twitter that he was looking for a great
Speaker 2: realtor in Canada, hinting at his plans to exit the
Speaker 2: country following the election results. As of twenty twenty, however,
Speaker 2: gad still resided in his home in la.
Speaker 1: Is it weird that he would be more missed for
Speaker 1: his vocal talents than his acting talents? And with that
Speaker 1: he could still do that from Canada from his house,
Speaker 1: So like, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, you can do ole off anywhere, dude, You really could.
Speaker 1: You really could, just with a microphone and a decent
Speaker 1: little sound booth, which I'm sure you could afford. Mister
Speaker 1: gad up, you could do that job from India, from
Speaker 1: from Russia, like do you, homie?
Speaker 2: Whatever? I feel like, in Canada you could really build
Speaker 2: a good snowman.
Speaker 3: Yeo, you could build so many olofts you could.
Speaker 2: You really could, and you don't have to worry about
Speaker 2: it melting because it's pretty cold.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 1: Isn't it crazy that like ninety percent of Canada's population
Speaker 1: lives within one hundred miles of the US border.
Speaker 2: Let's just be honest. They're basically Americans, dude, No, No,
Speaker 2: they are not. I'm saying just as far as like
Speaker 2: territory goes, they're so close to us that it's hard
Speaker 2: to distinguish us from them.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you catch it on the words, the way they
Speaker 1: say certain words and they slip up and it's like, huh,
Speaker 1: I wonder if that guy's from Canada. Then you find
Speaker 1: out later like he totally is. It's like, yep, ah,
Speaker 1: I knew it. There's something different about them, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I mean, you can say the same thing about people
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh, like you heard of Pittsburgh use like people
Speaker 2: from Pittsburgh talking, people from Boston talking, people from Louisiana talk.
Speaker 2: And every region kind of has their own spinoff. But
Speaker 2: like even Minnesota and Wisconsin, Michigan, they all have that
Speaker 2: Canadian kind of fling to them. You know, that's very true.
Speaker 2: That's very true.
Speaker 1: I mean, you hear like people in England have so
Speaker 1: many different accents based off of what city they live in. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: all of America, shit state to state, each state's probably
Speaker 1: got thirty different accents within it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's it's really wild to try to compare apples to
Speaker 1: apples like that.
Speaker 3: And Canada is big, and yes, they speak.
Speaker 1: Our slang of English, they don't speak you know, British
Speaker 1: English by any means.
Speaker 3: They have some different dialects and stuff.
Speaker 1: But I do think that they have a different inherent
Speaker 1: culture about them, and it's in very nuanced ways. So
Speaker 1: for instance, America doesn't like government inherently. When you look
Speaker 1: at the principles that we were founded upon. You look
Speaker 1: at the Articles of Confederation, you look at the Declaration
Speaker 1: of Independence, you look at our Articles of Congress.
Speaker 2: All of these.
Speaker 1: Things hint at limiting government, at least in the beginning
Speaker 1: of it. In the framework of it, America as a nation,
Speaker 1: we didn't know you really look at it. The first
Speaker 1: like thirty to forty years of American policy was minimalists
Speaker 1: at best, because we didn't need people watching over us.
Speaker 3: We didn't need a king telling us what we could or.
Speaker 2: Coppy to be free.
Speaker 1: We were doing us. We were fucking growing. That was
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Canada, on the other hand, came straight
Speaker 1: from the British Commonwealth into what they have now, which
Speaker 1: is very authoritative, very in keeping with the old European
Speaker 1: tradition style of government, and a lot of European countries
Speaker 1: love government. They love having this traditional hierarchy built into
Speaker 1: their system. It's a completely different culture, it's a different mindset.
Speaker 1: So I'll say that Canada as a whole there they're
Speaker 1: different than us, but they share way more similarities than
Speaker 1: I think most Americans really understand.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, for sure, And honestly we have We
Speaker 2: have friends in the podcast world that live in Canada.
Speaker 2: Amazing people love them, amazing, some of the coolest people ever,
Speaker 2: you know. Yeah, But anyway, let's get back to this list.
Speaker 2: Is it nev or Neve Campbell? Never Campbell? Nev Right,
Speaker 2: She's from Scream and which is very funny her quote
Speaker 2: she knows scary. First off, I just want to throw
Speaker 2: that out there. She was in all the screen movies
Speaker 2: and she goes, I'm terrified. It's really scary. My biggest
Speaker 2: fear is that Trump will triumph. That's your biggest fear
Speaker 2: of all things.
Speaker 3: Trust me, I know scary. First of all, you're not
Speaker 3: Rob Zombie.
Speaker 2: Calm down.
Speaker 1: You were in one franchise and you were the hot
Speaker 1: chick like you know what I mean, like calm down.
Speaker 1: But all right, Yeah, with your horror movie expertise, Donald
Speaker 1: Trump winning is scary.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll see where she moves to if.
Speaker 2: She moves Hey, Sydney, what's your favorite scary movie like that?
Speaker 2: That was that scary? You know?
Speaker 3: What's the Trump documentary called?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Basically, well, it's like, no, it's it's interesting because
Speaker 2: it's all actors, you know what I'm saying, Like, it's
Speaker 2: all actors, music artists, it's Hollywood that are all saying this.
Speaker 2: Why are they so scared? Do you think that they're
Speaker 2: actually going to be affected? As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: their pocketbooks are gonna be looking heftier. Are they gonna
Speaker 2: be getting their houses taken away from them? Are the
Speaker 2: taxes gonna be going up? Is anything else really going
Speaker 2: to be affecting these people at all? No, they're gonna
Speaker 2: stand a benefit from the most part. So why are
Speaker 2: you so scared? Or why at least are you portraying
Speaker 2: that you're so scared.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they keep talking about moving to
Speaker 1: other countries where their taxes are higher, where they will
Speaker 1: guaranteed make less money, And like what do they think
Speaker 1: that's gonna play out? Like like, yeah, even if you
Speaker 1: go to one of these tax having countries and like
Speaker 1: move there, Okay?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Uh, John Legend, you're gonna move what Luxembourg? You're gonna
Speaker 1: straight up move there from now? Want?
Speaker 3: No the fuck You're not?
Speaker 1: Like anyway, anyway, I'm sure we're gonna get into more
Speaker 1: people who are just losing their fucking minds.
Speaker 2: Next is uh a person who I believe has been replaced.
Speaker 2: I actually don't think that this is the same Miley
Speaker 2: Cyrus that we saw in Hannah Montana. Personally, I really
Speaker 2: think so. If you listen to the voice, the voice
Speaker 2: is totally different. She's all raspy as fuck. Now, as
Speaker 2: if she smokes like ten packs of cigarettes a day,
Speaker 2: and it's like you.
Speaker 1: Had like vocal surgery or something and came back sounding
Speaker 1: completely different.
Speaker 2: Her dude, her face is totally different. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just don't trust the whole crowd. But anyway, that's
Speaker 2: just my speculation. In twenty sixteen, the pop star and
Speaker 2: actress Miley Cyrus promised to leave if Trump became the
Speaker 2: US president. She goes, I am moving if this is
Speaker 2: my president, she said in a post on her Instagram,
Speaker 2: which has since been removed. Why would you remove that.
Speaker 2: You say this is your belief, stand up for what
Speaker 2: you believe, stand by it. You know. Cyrus did not
Speaker 2: move during Trump's twenty sixteen presidency, as she publicly spoke
Speaker 2: about her house in Malibu, which she shared with Liam
Speaker 2: Hemsworth at the time, burning down in the twenty eighteen wildfires.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna say, she kind of had a
Speaker 1: lot going on, so that might be why she didn't move.
Speaker 1: The whole thing with her and Himsworth and the breakup
Speaker 1: and her losing her fucking mind and him come and
Speaker 1: be like, Yo, that's why I broke up with her.
Speaker 3: She's a fucking psychopath. Then she, like uote unquote.
Speaker 1: Found herself and now she's like, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the fuck to make of her with
Speaker 1: a whole story arc like going off of the assumption
Speaker 1: she hasn't been replaced, which I'm gonna be honest with you, Jonathan,
Speaker 1: I'm kind of with you. I there's a lot of
Speaker 1: evidence to say that she has been, but just going
Speaker 1: off of the narrative that this is in fact the
Speaker 1: same Hannah Montana chick all grown up and losing her
Speaker 1: goddamn mind. Right, she apparently found herself quote unquote and
Speaker 1: like started doing farming in her backyard and has been
Speaker 1: posting a lot of stuff and is getting healthier and
Speaker 1: seems to be doing better as a person. She's no
Speaker 1: longer the crazy wrecking ball party chick that's trying to
Speaker 1: twirk with no ass, looking like some flabby chicken cutlets
Speaker 1: in there. I was fucking fucking outland.
Speaker 2: Does a chicken have lips? Because it sure look like
Speaker 2: it on Miley's ass.
Speaker 1: I was flagrant disregard of what the actual facts are.
Speaker 2: Dude, Honestly, that was I mean, look, I mean, you
Speaker 2: can only flaunt what God gave you, So I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna hate on her for that. But at a certain
Speaker 2: point you gotta start watching what you're wearing because certain
Speaker 2: people will say certain things. And you know, if if
Speaker 2: some people want to send their opinions in their regards
Speaker 2: to your attire, you're kind of just letting it, letting
Speaker 2: it happen. At that point, you're inviting it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, do you remember that unicorn thing that she
Speaker 1: had with the strap on dick? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: So that was when she was like losing her goddamn mind.
Speaker 1: Apparently here in the last year or two, she's like
Speaker 1: figured it out, quote unquote, and she seems to be
Speaker 1: doing better. However, she's still a bleeding heart liberal that
Speaker 1: hasn't gone anywhere. So she's saying that she's gonna leave
Speaker 1: if he won. Well he won, and uh, we'll see
Speaker 1: if she leaves or not. I just have a sneaking
Speaker 1: suspicion that her money would be a better you know,
Speaker 1: spent in United States soil than other places.
Speaker 3: I think she'll figure that out herself.
Speaker 2: But we'll see, well, and she can buy herself flowers, Jacob.
Speaker 2: She can.
Speaker 1: She can, in fact, which like, first of all, that's
Speaker 1: not a hot take, like you could always do that.
Speaker 2: Like I'm just telling that I don't mean to be
Speaker 2: a dick. I don't mean to be a dick.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, like, I could buy myself
Speaker 1: a steak, and I typically do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I could buy myself a gun, and I'll be damned
Speaker 1: I do that too. So for her to say, like, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, I could buy myself flowers, it's like, okay, dope.
Speaker 2: It's like, uh, what is it? March fourteenth, one of
Speaker 2: our favorite days to exist as a man?
Speaker 3: Oh steak and BJ day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, buddy. It's like imagine Liam Hemsworth leaving her and
Speaker 2: he goes, oh, you can buy yourself flowers. That's cool.
Speaker 2: I just bought myself a steak and a blowjob, So
Speaker 2: I guess we're even.
Speaker 1: Ah shit, Yo, Denny's Park lots be going down if
Speaker 1: you know where you're looking.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm just saying. I mean, I'm sure Denny's is
Speaker 2: lined up full with everybody that wants to give you
Speaker 2: a solid velvet rub.
Speaker 1: You know, a waffle house at three am can also
Speaker 1: go hard depending on where you're at. But also I
Speaker 1: think that there should be a disclaimer for the workers
Speaker 1: at waffle houses, like, yo, if you're gonna work here,
Speaker 1: straight up, first question, can you fight?
Speaker 3: Just just off the top?
Speaker 1: We need to know that. Now, are you somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: stay behind the counter? Are you somebody's gonna actually help?
Speaker 1: Because we need that information?
Speaker 2: You know, can you double as a security guard?
Speaker 1: I mean, we just need to know if you're capable
Speaker 1: at throwing hands. You don't need to be a UFC fighter,
Speaker 1: but like, can you hold your own because you're gonna
Speaker 1: need to at some point.
Speaker 2: They actually make pretty decent money over there over a
Speaker 2: waffle house.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I have My mom and my grandmother and
Speaker 1: my aunt all worked at the waffle house in a
Speaker 1: Baton Rouge for years and like that was their spot. Dude,
Speaker 1: you get the drum come in there at three or
Speaker 1: four five in the morning. They said that was the
Speaker 1: best job they've ever had. It was so fun, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'll bet it was, but they keep in
Speaker 1: mind they were outlaws at that time.
Speaker 2: So what's interesting is is that even after Miley Cyrus's
Speaker 2: house burned down in twenty eighteen and she said that
Speaker 2: she was gonna move in twenty sixteen, I would think
Speaker 2: that that was a solid opportunity to just buy a
Speaker 2: house in Canada, But then she bought another house in Malibu,
Speaker 2: So yeah, that didn't really phase out how we thought
Speaker 2: she was going to. The next on the list is
Speaker 2: John Legend and Chrissy Teagan, one of our favorite power
Speaker 2: couples of all time. I mean, just go back. Well,
Speaker 2: you can't even read Christy Teagan's tweets anymore because she
Speaker 2: deleted them all because.
Speaker 3: Everybody saw the weird child shit on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody calling it out, and so she went and
Speaker 2: deleted all that and she actually did it because you
Speaker 2: people were being so annoying calling it out. How dare
Speaker 2: you call her a pedophile?
Speaker 4: Was?
Speaker 2: Oh, dude, some of the most like out like weird.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even weird, dude. It's like, you only say
Speaker 2: that if you're fucking kids like those, that's the only
Speaker 2: thing you say.
Speaker 1: Why are you referring to small children doing like cartwheels
Speaker 1: and shit as delicious and like all these that's even
Speaker 1: if you're trying to say it's not real, it's not true.
Speaker 1: Why are you using that wording with that picture? No
Speaker 1: adult does that shit?
Speaker 2: Oh dude. She said that she was watching Dance Moms
Speaker 2: or one of those you know, gymnastic dancing shows or whatever,
Speaker 2: and she goes, I feel like I should be locked
Speaker 2: up for the thoughts that I'm having while I'm watching this,
Speaker 2: Like who says that? What?
Speaker 1: And then when people were trying to be like, do
Speaker 1: you mean like because the moms are being mean.
Speaker 2: To the kids. No, not at all, like she was
Speaker 2: talking about the children. Oh man, Yeah, she's a fucking
Speaker 2: Sickoh and John Legend, unfortunately, there was a point in
Speaker 2: time when I thought John Legend was a stand up guy.
Speaker 2: But then you marry crazy like this, You marry crazy
Speaker 2: like this, it just it morphs you.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's hot, so I get it.
Speaker 2: I know why he married her. It's up top, big dog.
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: She's got them heavies on her, she do. But but
Speaker 1: John Legend is he's a very talented singer. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna take that away from him. But if he wants
Speaker 1: to move, he has the capability and he could take
Speaker 1: his career with him very easily. So like he didn't
Speaker 1: leave last time though, So talking that shit or are
Speaker 1: you gonna do it?
Speaker 2: Brah Well John Legend said, every once in a while
Speaker 2: you think about it. We were born here and raised here,
Speaker 2: all of our families are here. It would be hard
Speaker 2: to leave. But I don't know what one's supposed to
Speaker 2: do when you have a leader who is trying to
Speaker 2: destroy democracy? Is that what he's doing.
Speaker 3: I'm just curious if they're gonna move to Greece.
Speaker 2: My question is you get all these talking heads, especially
Speaker 2: the democratic talking heads, who are saying that Trump is
Speaker 2: destroying democracy, the democracy you know it's about to dwindle away.
Speaker 2: My question is, like, in which way do you think
Speaker 2: democracy is going anywhere? I don't know.
Speaker 1: That's a big thing they always talk about, is saving democracy,
Speaker 1: saving freedom, save Like from what what Republican person do
Speaker 1: you know of in the last few decades that has done.
Speaker 2: Anything to strangle freedoms?
Speaker 1: I would argue George Bush, possibly with the Patriot Act.
Speaker 3: Okay, we could have that conversation.
Speaker 2: We don't claim him. Though we don't claim him.
Speaker 3: I'm just as far as this goes for the conversation of.
Speaker 1: Like parties doing shit like that, to who's actually limiting
Speaker 1: free speech and things, who's actually trying to get in
Speaker 1: the way of democracy and all of that. I understand
Speaker 1: that a two party system means that half the people
Speaker 1: are pissed half the time. Okay, but that's how a
Speaker 1: democracy works. Now, there's other systems that should be implemented
Speaker 1: that I think, but nobody in this country. We don't
Speaker 1: like a real republic. Nobody in this country wants fascism.
Speaker 1: We are far away from an oligarchy like Russia. Like,
Speaker 1: we're okay, we're doing the best we can, and this
Speaker 1: experiment of democracy is still holding strong.
Speaker 2: My thing is is if you think that democracy is
Speaker 2: at stake, and you're willing to fight and stand for
Speaker 2: democracy the entire time, why then when in a democracy
Speaker 2: you get a vote and you lose, You're like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to play this game anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm taking my ball and I'm going home.
Speaker 2: You flip the board, You're walking out of here. Everybody's
Speaker 2: pissed off at you, but you saying, fuck you, fuck
Speaker 2: this game. I don't want to play here anymore. It's like, well,
Speaker 2: that's not very democratic of you.
Speaker 1: It is not, it's not in fact, And to say
Speaker 1: that the only way you're happy is if your person wins,
Speaker 1: that's actually kind of totalitarian of you. Little little death spot,
Speaker 1: if you will, a little iron fist.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well. Legend was prominent in his support of Kamala Harris's
Speaker 2: campaign leading up to the twenty twenty four election, so
Speaker 2: it's possible that Trump's reelection could motivate Legend Antiguan to
Speaker 2: consider moving once again, highlighting the word consider, because that's
Speaker 2: all they're going to do is considering.
Speaker 3: They're gonna talk that shit. They're not going nowhere.
Speaker 1: Unless there's charges levied against them. Again he did. He's
Speaker 1: list is coming out people. We shall see. They very
Speaker 1: well may high tailor to another country with no extradition laws.
Speaker 2: Who knows. Now, let's move on to one of the
Speaker 2: filthiest moths in the industry, Chelsea Handler. And by the way,
Speaker 2: she was one could you just imagine, but like, by
Speaker 2: the way, she's the one that was trying to I
Speaker 2: think that it was fifty cent whenever fifty cent back
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen, was saying he was thinking hibout voting
Speaker 2: for Trump, right, and she goes, no, no, no, We're going
Speaker 2: to fix where you were gonna fix your your your ideology.
Speaker 2: And it's like, yeah, oh, is that another white person
Speaker 2: suppressing a black person? How is that not considered racism?
Speaker 3: And I'm fitty himself.
Speaker 1: Bro he called out Diddy so long ago, so long ago,
Speaker 1: and then to hear the Trump uh dub over of
Speaker 1: many men from fifty cent.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying it all ties in beautifully. Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was a thing of beauty, There's no doubt. But anyway,
Speaker 2: The talk show host and comedian, if you want to
Speaker 2: call her that, Chelsea Handler, was outspoken about her determination
Speaker 2: to leave America should Trump win the election. In twenty sixteen,
Speaker 2: during an appearance on Live with Kelly and Michael, Handler
Speaker 2: said that she'd even bought a house in another country,
Speaker 2: quote unquote, just in case. She goes, I did buy
Speaker 2: a house in another country, just in case. So all
Speaker 2: of these people that threaten to leave the country and
Speaker 2: then don't, I will leave the country. It appears that
Speaker 2: country was Spain, as Handler claimed on her talk show
Speaker 2: following Trump's win that she really really wanted to move
Speaker 2: to rate Now. The celebrity was eventually convinced otherwise, saying
Speaker 2: that she felt responsible to use her platform and voice
Speaker 2: in the United States to make a change. In other words,
Speaker 2: she's a liar, she's got cold feet. She said, Eh,
Speaker 2: I guess it ain't so bad over here.
Speaker 1: She did put her money where her mouth was, and
Speaker 1: there's at least a little bit of some sort of
Speaker 1: a prop to give for that. You actually did buy
Speaker 1: a house in Spain, some property, and like, okay, heard that,
Speaker 1: heard that, but then decided, damn, I can't make money
Speaker 1: like that, like I'm making here for my little talk show.
Speaker 1: I can't do a talk show in Spain because like
Speaker 1: people in Spain don't really care about me, and I
Speaker 1: can't get a studio audience to come in and like,
Speaker 1: oh my whole life's over here, and damn, okay, I
Speaker 1: guess I'll stay.
Speaker 2: I don't think that she actually ever planned on moving.
Speaker 2: A lot of these a lot of these people who
Speaker 2: have lots of money in the entertainment industry, they buy
Speaker 2: houses and all kinds into countries, just vacation homes. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: no further than I don't know Greece with Tom Hanks.
Speaker 3: I'm just on it out. You know, you have these
Speaker 3: optics of it.
Speaker 2: You have a bunch of these dual citizenship people over here. Anyway,
Speaker 2: It's not like they were ever planning to move. It's
Speaker 2: just that you got money, you buy property. That's typically
Speaker 2: what you do. Yes. Indeed, the next person on this
Speaker 2: list kind of breaks my heart. George Lopez.
Speaker 1: Uh how does that break your heart? He's been a
Speaker 1: hardcore liberal. I remember him saying he was going to move.
Speaker 2: To Mexico and all this wild shit. I don't know,
Speaker 2: he's kind of like, you know, America's Mexican dad, you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. Like that's how I always looked
Speaker 2: at him, like I like, you know, watching the The
Speaker 2: Lopez Show, like growing up and everything, you just think
Speaker 2: that these people have a fucking sense of a sense
Speaker 2: to them, some kind of brains. But they don't. And
Speaker 2: it's unfortunate.
Speaker 3: He's kind of annoying to me, dude.
Speaker 1: His bit his oh yeah, I know, and the whole
Speaker 1: like throwing his tongue out every time he like says
Speaker 1: a punchline. It's I get it. It's like, ah, I love.
Speaker 2: As funny as he is. I know, it's not necessarily
Speaker 2: that he's hilarious. It's just that he just, I don't know,
Speaker 2: always gave like super likable vibes. I always, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'll give you likable for sure. He's likable. Never, I've
Speaker 3: never hated him by any means.
Speaker 2: No, no, Well, the comedian George Lopez told TMZ prior
Speaker 2: to the Trump campaign in twenty fifteen that he would
Speaker 2: join the mass exodus of Americans following the Republicans win.
Speaker 2: The mass exodus that never happened, and he goes, if
Speaker 2: Trump wins, he won't have to worry about immigration. We'll
Speaker 2: all go back.
Speaker 1: Oh really, really, you're gonna go back to Mexico as
Speaker 1: there's literally cartel wars that have started all along the
Speaker 1: US Mexico border.
Speaker 2: But all right, well, Lobt's He continued to work in
Speaker 2: Hollywood following Trump's election, including on his Passion project with
Speaker 2: his daughter Lopez Versus Lopez, but he did tell this
Speaker 2: magazine in October of twenty twenty four that he planned
Speaker 2: to retire from stand up, which might indicate a move
Speaker 2: in the comedian's future, particularly after Trump's second win. So
Speaker 2: we'll see, we shall see. The next one on this list.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I said that your girl, Chelsea Handler had
Speaker 2: the most notorious, disgusting muff. I messed up. It's actually
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, yo, she was claiming some shit back
Speaker 1: in the day, but like, first of all, no one
Speaker 1: would miss her. Okay, all right, here's my thirty second
Speaker 1: impression of all of Amy Schumer's stand up.
Speaker 2: You read for this. Here we go. I'm ready, I'm overweight,
Speaker 2: but I think I'm hot. By the way. My pussy
Speaker 2: sex joke Dick's everywhere. I'm gonna make a career out
Speaker 2: of this. There you go.
Speaker 1: That was Amy Schumer's entire career in a nutshot. I
Speaker 1: think I did pretty okay.
Speaker 2: I think that was actually a lot funner than everything
Speaker 2: she's ever said.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's like and she keeps trying to play
Speaker 1: these roles where she's like the hot chick. Bro, you
Speaker 1: are the duff of your friend group and everyone knows that,
Speaker 1: including you.
Speaker 3: Fucking stop.
Speaker 2: Comedian and actress Amy Schumer joined the tirade of celebrities
Speaker 2: vowing to flee to a to flee America in twenty sixteen,
Speaker 2: telling the BBC that she would be moving to Spain.
Speaker 2: My act will change because I'll need to learn to
Speaker 2: speak Spanish because I will move to Spain or somewhere.
Speaker 2: It's beyond my comprehension. If Trump Wan, it's too crazy.
Speaker 2: Like many of the celebrities promises, Schumer ended up staying
Speaker 2: in the United States despite Trump's election, living in Manhattan's
Speaker 2: Upper West Side.
Speaker 3: That's a no bueno, Amy Schumer.
Speaker 2: No bueno, not very.
Speaker 3: Uh, not very cash pesos of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let me learn you a little Spanish here. It's
Speaker 2: it's no bueno, is what you did? Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh, then you're not very grassiest of you.
Speaker 2: Well, then the next on this list is our favorite Skeletor,
Speaker 2: I mean Chaer, and it says that share vow to
Speaker 2: flee America. During both of Trump's presidential campaigns. Prior to
Speaker 2: the twenty sixteen election, Cher said on social media that
Speaker 2: she would move to Jupiter. While the singer didn't follow
Speaker 2: through on that promise, she reiterated her position.
Speaker 1: Looks like he meant Buck Skeletor, and this is their baby, bro.
Speaker 2: Look at it. She looks like she's from Jupiter, Bros.
Speaker 2: That's how crazy that is, my god. But she did.
Speaker 2: She did reiterate her position in twenty twenty three, saying
Speaker 2: this time, I will leave the country this time, Jacob,
Speaker 2: she will do it this time. Oh man, she she's
Speaker 2: lost it. My god, she's lost it. And that's unfortunately,
Speaker 2: but that is what you get. So there I found
Speaker 2: a very interesting article. This is actually what is the
Speaker 2: name of this Toronto dot CityNews dot CA so Canadian website.
Speaker 2: It says. It's titled Donald Trump Election sparks US interest
Speaker 2: and moved to Canada, says immigration lawyers. Turns out there
Speaker 2: was a shitload of people that were searching it up online,
Speaker 2: like the search on Google and everywhere else. They were
Speaker 2: seeing that this was one of the trending searches as
Speaker 2: soon as Trump became elected. I'm sure it was the
Speaker 2: same back in twenty sixteen as well. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: says Vancouver immigration lawyer Ryan Rosenberg says that he's getting
Speaker 2: so many inquiries from disaffected US from disaffected US voters,
Speaker 2: that he set up a website to address their concerns.
Speaker 2: It's called Trump a geest ca Oh like refugees but
Speaker 2: trumpgees okay.
Speaker 3: Trump ugs okay.
Speaker 1: The mass Act to this leaving America because of the
Speaker 1: trumpetude stepping in the Trump train coming through this is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well and in it asked voters or visitors on
Speaker 2: the homepage, tired of Trump thinking about Canada or Canada
Speaker 2: thinking about Canada, thinking about Canada, we can help. Rosenberg,
Speaker 2: a managing partner at Larlee Rosenberg Barristers and Solicitors, says
Speaker 2: he and his colleagues are sensing a spike in immigration
Speaker 2: interest from abroad from a broad swath of US residents
Speaker 2: disappointed by Donald Trump's election win. On Tuesday, immigration lawyer
Speaker 2: Megan Felt says she's hearing the same thing from her
Speaker 2: or her office in Newfoundland. The vast major majority of
Speaker 2: queries coming from high skilled workers in Toronto. Royal Leapage
Speaker 2: President oil Soaper says Online says online searches of Canadian
Speaker 2: properties spiked in the months leading up to the vote
Speaker 2: and has notably shifted away from recreational listings. He goes,
Speaker 2: this leap in interest is focused almost entirely on urban
Speaker 2: So it's Montreal, Toronto, Calgary, Vancouver, not the muscat muscoca
Speaker 2: muscogee Muscoca. I think that's how you say that, Okay,
Speaker 2: Whistler and canmore so Basically, everybody's trying to move to
Speaker 2: a city, which makes sense because most of these people
Speaker 2: were probably living in cities. They liked the city life.
Speaker 2: They want to move to a city in Canada makes sense.
Speaker 1: Sure, none of them moving out to Alberta for the
Speaker 1: bird of beef, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: No, No, you ain't going out to Texas of Canada right,
Speaker 2: which is not happening, but he said so, it is
Speaker 2: very much tied to relocation, not vacation. Maryland geologist Jackson
Speaker 2: Speary said that he's felt disillusioned with politics for a
Speaker 2: very long time and is considering job or educational opportunities
Speaker 2: in Canada. The twenty two year old says that he's
Speaker 2: worried that Trump's environmental and economic policies will hinder his work,
Speaker 2: much of which involves ensuring compliance to federal environmental rules.
Speaker 2: He wonders if his career would be more stable in Canada.
Speaker 2: He goes, it's a very scary time to be my
Speaker 2: age and try to continue my career, especially when you
Speaker 2: know political turmoil is so topsy turvy. Oh okay, I
Speaker 2: feel crazy, he goes. He goes, I feel as though
Speaker 2: there's a lot more job security for me in Canada
Speaker 2: and potentially a lot more job security for me anywhere else. Interesting.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, dude, you're twenty two. You got it
Speaker 2: all figured out.
Speaker 1: You are twenty two years old, and I will I'll
Speaker 1: say this dude as a as a former twenty year old.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: No one has the world figured out more than a
Speaker 1: twenty year old.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I was like back when over I was
Speaker 2: twenty twenty one to twenty two. That was the most
Speaker 2: confident in my life that I've ever been for literally
Speaker 2: no reason.
Speaker 1: So much vigor and so much energy to be so
Speaker 1: fucking wrong so many times over. It's like, yo, you
Speaker 1: are living in your ignorant little bubble.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what a curveball is yet. You
Speaker 2: know what's crazy, too, is that I was I was
Speaker 2: confident about what I would do, not what I had
Speaker 2: already accomplished, which is weird, you know.
Speaker 1: But I mean that's a good thing, right, There was ambition.
Speaker 1: You're not resting on your laurels and getting all nostalgic
Speaker 1: of what you used to be and who you used
Speaker 1: to be. You were like looking for the next thing,
Speaker 1: which is good, it's very good. But yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I remember that day and to hear this person just like,
Speaker 1: obviously this is what needs to happen.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I have a career in America anymore.
Speaker 1: You know what, You're right, You are absolutely right. There
Speaker 1: ain't shit for you here. If you can't see, seriously,
Speaker 1: if you can't see that there is opportunity here for you, big,
Speaker 1: get after it.
Speaker 2: Make make your way in this world. You feel me,
Speaker 2: you're trying to go anywhere else, as he said, other
Speaker 2: than literally the lend of opportunity. Get after it.
Speaker 1: Let me know how that you forging your own path
Speaker 1: like that. That's brave and it's bold. Uh, just get
Speaker 1: after it.
Speaker 2: Let me know how it works out for you, you know,
Speaker 2: as some of our favorite Canadians would quote in saying,
Speaker 2: pitter patter, let's get out her bud. Here you go, hey,
Speaker 2: you go? How are you now? Grand proclamations to move
Speaker 2: to Canada are nothing new and often don't pan out,
Speaker 2: says Rosenberg, who recalls similar promises after George W. Bush's
Speaker 2: second election from mostly Blue state Americans who wanted out.
Speaker 2: Rosenberg dubbed those would be Canadians Bush, youugees. Oh everybody's
Speaker 2: a refugee US.
Speaker 1: You know, Canada does have a long history of taking
Speaker 1: in refugees from other places there. I think that's kind
Speaker 1: of a part of the lot of the problem they're
Speaker 1: having right now.
Speaker 2: Maybe they don't need to take in anymore. I don't know,
Speaker 2: But this time, he says, the demographics of the disaffected
Speaker 2: seem broader in scope, encompassing wealthy Americans, ethnic minorities, and
Speaker 2: Democrats disappointed by the loss of Kamala Harris and the
Speaker 2: US companies interested in setting up a Canadian outpost. What
Speaker 2: I'm seeing now in quotes that's a little bit different
Speaker 2: is that, especially on the corporate side, companies are facilitating
Speaker 2: the movement of employees, he says, adding that he sees
Speaker 2: a distinction between Trump ugs and people feeling real persecution. Wait,
Speaker 2: who's facing persecution because he is a racist, he's a misogynist,
Speaker 2: and he's a homophobe. Oh my god, yep, totally. I forgot.
Speaker 1: He's a homophobe who hired Miloianopolis when he was still
Speaker 1: famously openly gay. He is a misogynist, even though he
Speaker 1: put on a female Supreme Court justice. He's a racist,
Speaker 1: even though black unemployment was at an all time low
Speaker 1: during his tenure.
Speaker 3: But whatever, whatever, what do we know?
Speaker 2: And also don't forget about how much of a homophobe
Speaker 2: he is, Jacob, even though he's the first president that
Speaker 2: we've ever had that was very open to homosexual marriage.
Speaker 1: So he's a pro gay marriage and has been the
Speaker 1: entire time. He's actually famously never swayed on that, so
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's probably like, well, fuck it, I mean,
Speaker 2: you want to be gay more for me, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? I think that that's perfectly okay too.
Speaker 1: I mean I've heard of many people say that, Dude,
Speaker 1: when a gay dude comes out, you realize he takes
Speaker 1: two players off the board.
Speaker 2: M yeah, good boy. And you know what, usually the
Speaker 2: gay guys are a little bit more on the attractive side,
Speaker 2: no homo, but like it's like, you're already a good
Speaker 2: looking man. You're taking yourself off the board please by all.
Speaker 1: Means, and then you're finding another gay dude for taking
Speaker 1: the other piece off the board, and you're it's kind
Speaker 1: of a double maybe even triple whami when you account
Speaker 1: for those things.
Speaker 2: Bro, I'm just saying, who's complaining about this? Who's losing
Speaker 2: in this situation?
Speaker 3: It's whatever.
Speaker 2: Honestly anyway, he said that uh uh uh. Felt doesn't
Speaker 2: have it doesn't have a targeted website like Rosenberg, nor
Speaker 2: is he, nor is she doing focused promotion. But she
Speaker 2: says word of mouth chatter led five Americans to reach
Speaker 2: out in the past few days. That's a jump. That's
Speaker 2: a jump from maybe one a week. Oh, the massive
Speaker 2: influx went from one to five in a week. I mean, geez,
Speaker 2: I guess there's a real problem. I mean, people are
Speaker 2: just completely just just mass exiting from this, from this
Speaker 2: hell hole.
Speaker 1: The exodus. Dude, this is how will they how all
Speaker 1: the infrastructure maintained? How will they have enough resource their water,
Speaker 1: their food? Like, how are they gonna their traffic? Who's
Speaker 1: going to do something about the children, Jonathan?
Speaker 2: How are we going to survive in this economy without
Speaker 2: those five people? That's my question. I want someone think
Speaker 2: about the children for once, for once? What about the children?
Speaker 2: He goes. One client who had mused on moving to
Speaker 2: Canada two months ago emailed after the vote saying they're
Speaker 2: moving forward like immediately, Felt says from Saint John's n L,
Speaker 2: where she is a partner at mckinnis Cooper law firm.
Speaker 2: More often than not, Americans are curious about Canada's urban
Speaker 2: centers and don't ask about political differences between provinces or countries.
Speaker 2: Canada is Canada. I've heard of Americans refer to Canada
Speaker 2: as as like it's a really large Massachusetts. In the
Speaker 2: quote Georgia bred Allison, Anastagio says that she and her
Speaker 2: family moved to Toronto from New York following Trump's first
Speaker 2: election win in twenty sixteen. He had been thinking about
Speaker 2: leaving New York City anyway because of the cost of living,
Speaker 2: but once Trump took office, they focused on leaving the country.
Speaker 2: We were like, I don't think there's another place in
Speaker 2: the United States that is going to feel as good
Speaker 2: as Canada, says Anastasio, who identifies as queer and has
Speaker 2: a non binary child.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's like a small, a larger version
Speaker 1: of Massachusetts. Okay, so you're saying that it is an
Speaker 1: entirely hick, redneck state except for like four or five
Speaker 1: main cities on one side of it.
Speaker 3: That's that's what you're saying. I think that's what Canada is.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, sure, yeah, just keep those thoughts until you're there,
Speaker 2: and then once you're there, you can change your mind,
Speaker 2: but like once you you know, just get there first.
Speaker 3: Stick to the big cities, is all I'm gonna say.
Speaker 1: If that's your mentality, you know, stick in Toronto, stick
Speaker 1: maybe in Quebec. Learn French if you're going to do that,
Speaker 1: But like, stick Ontario, stick in the big cities.
Speaker 2: Not go out to mainland Canada. If that's your attitude, well,
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, come on, she had to move. She's
Speaker 2: queer and she has a non binary child. Is it
Speaker 2: a she? I think?
Speaker 1: So, like, when you identify as queer, do you also
Speaker 1: like check out the genitals you were assigned or is
Speaker 1: that like a whole different thing.
Speaker 2: I always thought queer just meant gay or lesbian.
Speaker 1: But like that's no longer a thing because there's LGBTQ,
Speaker 1: So lesbian is different than gay, which are both different
Speaker 1: than buy, which are both all different than trans. And
Speaker 1: somehow queer is like the weird, anomaious thing that goes
Speaker 1: in between all of them. But then apparently there's like
Speaker 1: seventy four other things that you could be. The plus,
Speaker 1: I think is for people who identify on the number
Speaker 1: spectrum instead of human spectrum.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know. Hold on, you just
Speaker 2: mentioned a really good point as far as the LGBTQ,
Speaker 2: Because the Q does stand for queer, however, is an
Speaker 2: umbrella term that describes a wide range of sexual and
Speaker 2: gender identities that are not cisgender or heterosexual, lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender,
Speaker 2: and non binary. So why not just call it Q
Speaker 2: all of it?
Speaker 1: Because that's too simple and they can't make enough catchy
Speaker 1: signs with that.
Speaker 3: Because Q andon took it first, I guess.
Speaker 2: That is interesting.
Speaker 1: LGBTQ plus two what is the what is the new
Speaker 1: full acronym?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like is there's like numbers in it. Then
Speaker 2: they want to add the P for the pedos. Oh
Speaker 2: wait maps? Oh the maps?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, LGBTQ plus two m uh fuck, there was
Speaker 1: one more. I thought, I don't know, they keep taking
Speaker 1: more of the alphabet. Then they started throwing symbols and
Speaker 1: numbers in there for two soul, which is a very
Speaker 1: thing to even find in certain tribal documentation.
Speaker 3: But apparently they see it as.
Speaker 2: A that's not what it meant.
Speaker 3: It's not what it meant. People are really stupid these days.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, so this might make it a little bit
Speaker 2: more clear for us. So the Q in LGBTQ stands
Speaker 2: for either queer or questioning.
Speaker 1: Okay, so it has two meanings. Now I guess, well,
Speaker 1: does like does buy stand for like.
Speaker 2: More than one thing? Like does traditionally speaking for more
Speaker 2: than one thing? I don't know. I mean, you have
Speaker 2: to ask these questions because things are changing by the second.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about p P is in that
Speaker 1: mix also for pan sexual. You're right, Jonathan, So it's
Speaker 1: lgbt Q plus two MP.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's too much. Just god, damn it.
Speaker 2: Just keep it at lgbt LGBTQ even Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I remember a time when there was a movie it
Speaker 1: came out, It was a very famous movie.
Speaker 3: He was like, where are you from Kansas? Only steers
Speaker 3: and queers coming from Kansas?
Speaker 2: And I don't see, you know, horns coming out of
Speaker 2: your head? So which one is it?
Speaker 1: I remember that being a funny thing and nobody got mad.
Speaker 1: Now that's a whole minority group and saying that is
Speaker 1: considered a hate speech crime thing.
Speaker 2: I guess. I don't know. I mean, look, do whatever
Speaker 2: you want to do. I really don't care. I don't
Speaker 2: think Trump is coming after you. So I don't know
Speaker 2: why any not you specifically, but the people who labeled
Speaker 2: themselves as LGBTQ, obviously most people, especially whenever we've had
Speaker 2: on what was it the LGBTQ person on the show?
Speaker 2: Uh uh not Glisten, No, no, no, no, we had the
Speaker 2: guest that was yes, yes, yes, yeah. I mean I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just I think you know, live and
Speaker 2: let live in that kind of situation. Just don't fuck
Speaker 2: with the kids, like you're already saying that you your
Speaker 2: kid who's non binary? Did you ask the kid if
Speaker 2: they want to be non binary?
Speaker 1: Or he asked the kid and was like yes, This
Speaker 1: six year old is completely able to tell me a
Speaker 1: life altering decision choice at this time. But he's not
Speaker 1: old enough to get a tattoo because that's for life.
Speaker 1: But he is old enough to tell me what gender
Speaker 1: he thinks he should be forty years from now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't. It just doesn't make a lot a
Speaker 2: whole lot of sense to me, dude. But anyway, let's
Speaker 2: move on. Anyway we can kind of get off of
Speaker 2: this article. I kind of just wanted to throw out
Speaker 2: there that there are some very few people who have
Speaker 2: inquired about moving to Canada as a result of this election,
Speaker 2: and by a few, I mean a literal handful, and they.
Speaker 3: Said five a week or is it five a month?
Speaker 2: It went up from one a week to five a week.
Speaker 1: Are making their way into Canada now that Trump's been said. Okay,
Speaker 1: keep in mind, it's been one week, so they've seen
Speaker 1: four more people come across the and they're getting ready
Speaker 1: for the exodus, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, look, you move whatever you want to move.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, the grass isn't always greener on the
Speaker 2: other side, No.
Speaker 3: Very rarely, is it.
Speaker 2: So I actually pulled up this website right here, it's
Speaker 2: called Canada crossroads dot com. I wanted to see what
Speaker 2: some of the pros and cons would be as far
Speaker 2: as being from America and moving to Canada.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and I.
Speaker 2: Just want to get to the cons because I think
Speaker 2: that the pros are pretty well known. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: beautiful up there. I mean, I would love to visit Canada.
Speaker 2: I think it seems like an awesome place to go
Speaker 2: check out. But moving there now you're you know, involving
Speaker 2: yourself in their political things and their tax program and
Speaker 2: their you know, uh economy and stuff like that, which
Speaker 2: traditionally speaking, are not as good as ourns. So yeah,
Speaker 2: just throw that out there, and then you, you know,
Speaker 2: throw out fucking Trudeau and it's like why you want
Speaker 2: to go there for that, dude?
Speaker 1: I mean, like, Okay, the pros not much of an
Speaker 1: adjustment period needed. Oddly enough, you'll learn that Canadian culture
Speaker 1: and American culture kind of overlap and that there's not
Speaker 1: much of a culture gap that you're gonna need to
Speaker 1: feel like, oh wow, I'm in a different country. You're
Speaker 1: going to pretty much adapt within the first two months
Speaker 1: of living there to fully get the vibe.
Speaker 3: So that's the pros. Now, let's talk about some of
Speaker 3: those cons though.
Speaker 2: Well, the first one is the obvious. You'll have to
Speaker 2: deal with icy cold winters. It is fuck that it
Speaker 2: is the far North, so oh yeah, it's a little chilli,
Speaker 2: a great white North for no reason. Dog. Well in uh,
Speaker 2: it's the further north you go, the more intense winter becomes.
Speaker 2: In northern territories like the Yukon and none of us,
Speaker 2: winter weather lasts around eight months a year and the
Speaker 2: average temperature can drop to as low as negative forty
Speaker 2: degrees fahrenheit. These areas also hold records for the lowest
Speaker 2: recorded temperatures in Canada's history. In nineteen forty seven, Holy shit.
Speaker 2: In nineteen forty seven in Snag, a small town in Yukon,
Speaker 2: experience a face freezing winter with loads of negative eighty
Speaker 2: one degrees celsius. Isn't it no fahrenheit? Okay?
Speaker 3: Negative eighty one freedom? Okay, listen, here's the deal.
Speaker 1: I would rather die than have that place exist on
Speaker 1: the same planet that I live on.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Let alone ever go there. Oh my god. Now I
Speaker 1: know there are some people out there that love the cold.
Speaker 1: I am not that guy. I'm not that guy. I
Speaker 1: like the warm. I like the heat and humidity. That's
Speaker 1: my environment. That sounds like my version of hell.
Speaker 2: Well. There are provinces in Canada that experienced slightly warmer winters.
Speaker 2: These include warmer winters. These include cities in the coastal
Speaker 2: regions like BC, where Vancouver is located. The city generally
Speaker 2: has mild and wet winters and the temperatures rarely drop
Speaker 2: below zero rarely rarely. The average daytime temperature is around
Speaker 2: forty five degrees, which most of us will still consider
Speaker 2: chili chili. No, that's called freezing. Dude.
Speaker 1: Again that that's the temperature where it's like, no, I'll
Speaker 1: just stay inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, eight months a year you got to deal
Speaker 2: with winter.
Speaker 1: No, eight months out of the year you're dealing with like, ah,
Speaker 1: you know somewhere maybe a warm day. Ooh it got
Speaker 1: up to sixty five today. Ooh, I get to wear
Speaker 1: not a hoodie. No, dude, are you out of your mind?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, dude. I grew up in Pittsburgh, very cold there,
Speaker 2: especially during the winter. We're not getting eight months of
Speaker 2: winter there though. No. I mean you'll have you'll have
Speaker 2: probably eight months of you're not able to swim in
Speaker 2: the pool. But you're not getting eight months of snow.
Speaker 2: That that just sucks.
Speaker 1: But okay, okay, So aside from it being a winter wonderland,
Speaker 1: absolute actual glacier, the size of a continent.
Speaker 2: What else we got here about Old Canada? Well, the
Speaker 2: exchange rate isn't so great in the grand scheme of things.
Speaker 2: The Canadian dollar is strong when compared to the rest
Speaker 2: of the world, but generally it tends to be weaker
Speaker 2: than the US dollar, the euro, and the British pound sterling.
Speaker 2: For instance, over the past decade, the standard exchange rate
Speaker 2: has hovered around one dollar compared to the Canadian dollar,
Speaker 2: well the ninety cents Canadian compared to one dollar American.
Speaker 2: This means that on average, one US dollar equals approximately
Speaker 2: ninety cents. The exchange rate mainly affects Canadian citizens when
Speaker 2: it comes to imported goods. Some imported goods may seem
Speaker 2: more expensive compared to countries like the United States, but
Speaker 2: Canadian currency is still reasonably or is still reasonably priced
Speaker 2: priced globally. When we send money back home to India
Speaker 2: or Indian charities, we definitely like the better exchange rates.
Speaker 2: So I guess the is from I don't know why
Speaker 2: they say India, but an Indian source. Yeah, even though
Speaker 2: it's a Canadian sort it's a Canadian website.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, but it's an Indian that moved to Canada.
Speaker 1: Oh, they have a very large Indian population because of
Speaker 1: the Sikhs.
Speaker 2: That being said, it would be nice to have the
Speaker 2: exchange rate go over there if you're coming with the
Speaker 2: money that you made in America over to Canada, because
Speaker 2: you just gave yourself a ten percent income boost. So
Speaker 2: there's that out.
Speaker 1: But once you're there nine hundred k you get to
Speaker 1: a million Canadian that's dope.
Speaker 2: Right, right, I mean, but once you're there, you're earning
Speaker 2: ninety cents on the dollar. Yeah, well, so there's that,
Speaker 2: But then not only are you only getting ninety cents
Speaker 2: on the dollar, Canada also has a very high cost
Speaker 2: of living. With the country's high standard of living, health care,
Speaker 2: and education, it should come as no surprise that the
Speaker 2: cost of living in Canada is relatively high. Living in
Speaker 2: a less populated or remote area will likely be more
Speaker 2: budget friendly, but staying in one of the major city
Speaker 2: like Toronto or Vancouver will cost you a pretty penny.
Speaker 2: Because everyone has a different idea of what being financially
Speaker 2: comfortable means. It's hard to give exact estimates of living costs,
Speaker 2: but to give you a rough idea, the monthly cost
Speaker 2: of living in a big city like Toronto is approximately
Speaker 2: thirty three thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars Canadian for
Speaker 2: a single person. Say the number again, thirty seven to
Speaker 2: fifty per person per month in Canada if you're living
Speaker 2: in Toronto.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's not a ridiculous to achieve wage.
Speaker 2: It but those are the people that are wanting to
Speaker 2: move to the city. If you want to move to
Speaker 2: more of the outskirts, you know, not in the big
Speaker 2: city of Toronto. You want to move to Edmonton, the price,
Speaker 2: the average price drops down to around eighteen hundred a
Speaker 2: person per month, or twenty one hundred in Quebec City.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then you also look at what industry there
Speaker 1: is that eighteen hundred a month. That's not to say
Speaker 1: that like, oh yeah, well you could just go and
Speaker 1: make dot dot dot and live like a king over there.
Speaker 1: There's no jobs to be had in that area, so
Speaker 1: like that is what the people could afford there, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Right right? Well, not only that, but the taxes are
Speaker 2: also high as shit. It says Canada's excellent healthcare services
Speaker 2: and educational structure coming to cost high taxes. Oh, we're
Speaker 2: gonna get to how excellent. We're going to get to
Speaker 2: how excellent they are in the next article. Okay, good,
Speaker 2: I might say, whoa man there are? That's a bull claim.
Speaker 2: It is it is, but it says, obviously no one
Speaker 2: likes paying taxes, but the country's progressive tax system is
Speaker 2: relatively fair. You'll be taxed according to your income, so
Speaker 2: the more money you make, the higher the tax percentage
Speaker 2: you have to pay. If you consider the country's wealth
Speaker 2: of social systems, you'll understand why plenty of Canadians agree
Speaker 2: that higher taxes are worth it for everything you get
Speaker 2: in return, i e. Healthcare, maintenance of national parks, education,
Speaker 2: social services, and public safety are tax funded. Although we
Speaker 2: can all agree that high tax rates suck, it's comforting
Speaker 2: knowing that you get a whole lot of value in return,
Speaker 2: which again, well we'll hammer on that in the next article.
Speaker 1: I say they're using some some verbage that is just preposterous.
Speaker 1: They're using excellent, they're using the value, They're using that
Speaker 1: word very very fast and loose. Here.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying that from what I've heard and what
Speaker 2: I've read, you know, in researching this this for the show,
Speaker 2: you would be better off a veteran in the United
Speaker 2: States going to the VA for healthcare then going to
Speaker 2: Canada for their free healthcare, because it's.
Speaker 1: Not as a veteran, I'm gonna tell you that's that's
Speaker 1: really really fucking bad.
Speaker 2: Well, and also in Canada they say that it's free,
Speaker 2: but it's really not free, like you still have to
Speaker 2: pay for your prescriptions. You still have to pay for
Speaker 2: your surgeries, you still have to pay for like the
Speaker 2: big things. But if you want to go in there
Speaker 2: for a heck up, that's it. That's all you really,
Speaker 2: that's all you're really getting for free. Dentist, eyesight like
Speaker 2: vision not included. Those things are not included.
Speaker 1: Right, They're still fucking you ten ways from Sunday, but
Speaker 1: they are just being open about it.
Speaker 2: Right, right. It's it's the facade of a free healthcare system,
Speaker 2: but it's really not. It's a free er.
Speaker 1: It's a free clinic if you will, which again it's
Speaker 1: not actually free. That's sixty percent of your income off
Speaker 1: the top, yeah, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So the next one is that the housing prices
Speaker 2: are steep, no shit. Well, whether you're planning to rent
Speaker 2: or buy a property, be warned, the cost of housing
Speaker 2: in Canada can be pretty high. On average, Canadians often
Speaker 2: allocate between thirty and fifty percent of their monthly income
Speaker 2: towards housing on average, thirty to fifty percent. It's pretty
Speaker 2: damn thirty to fifty percent on just your mortgage or
Speaker 2: your rent. Wow. The area that you plan to move
Speaker 2: to in Canada will heavily influence how hard your accommodation
Speaker 2: will be in your wallet. If you're moving to one
Speaker 2: of the major cities like Toronto or Vancouver, you can
Speaker 2: expect to pay upwards of two thousand dollars per month
Speaker 2: for a one bedroom apartment. Cool, what are.
Speaker 1: You living in fucking Cali, bro, I'm telling you now,
Speaker 1: I've told you when I lived in DC that one
Speaker 1: bedroom for like twelve hundred a month, which was steep
Speaker 1: as fucking the time. Fourteen fifty for a two bedroom, right,
Speaker 1: and that was in a rough spot, but that was
Speaker 1: high for twenty ten to talk about that in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So I live in Katie, which is pretty up
Speaker 2: and coming kind of place in Texas. It's right outside
Speaker 2: of Houston, and I'm paying what I feel like is
Speaker 2: out the ass for a two bedroom apartment out here,
Speaker 2: which is fifteen hundred. So now cut a bedroom off
Speaker 2: and add five hundred more dollars if you want to
Speaker 2: move to Toronto. That's fucked.
Speaker 3: That is insane, dude.
Speaker 2: So it says the best advice we can give regarding
Speaker 2: reducing your housing costs is to look at the options
Speaker 2: in smaller suburbs outside the city center. Living in one
Speaker 2: of Canada's charming smaller towns like bamf in Alberta or
Speaker 2: Elaura in Ontario will be much lighter on your budget. Okay, sure.
Speaker 2: So Nextly, public transport is limited outside of the major cities.
Speaker 2: So it says most Canadians own and drive their vehicles
Speaker 2: and public transport it is easily acceptable or accessible and
Speaker 2: reasonably affordable. Large cities like Vancouver, Montreal and Toronto have
Speaker 2: sophisticated subway systems, bus networks and taxis, but this is
Speaker 2: only available in urban areas, so transport becomes an issue
Speaker 2: when traveling around small towns. Do they all have a uber? Dude?
Speaker 1: This is so fucking stupid, all right, and let's get
Speaker 1: real about this for a second. You know why public
Speaker 1: transportation only matters in big cities because of parking? That
Speaker 1: is it when you go into When I lived in DC,
Speaker 1: we had the metro system, you also had taxis, you
Speaker 1: also had the city bus, and I used all of
Speaker 1: them at a certain point in time, and there's benefits
Speaker 1: to that. Whenever you live in a city and you
Speaker 1: don't own a car, and the reason why you don't
Speaker 1: own a car, which you have the money to be
Speaker 1: able to afford one. Obviously, if you're paying those steep
Speaker 1: ass rent prices. You could afford a car, but there's
Speaker 1: no need to why because you could walk to work
Speaker 1: if you so chose, or you could take a bus
Speaker 1: ride that charges you fifty cents for the day for
Speaker 1: your entire transportation to work, as opposed to buying a
Speaker 1: car for a monthly payment and insurance payments and the
Speaker 1: fuel costs and the maintenance costs and all of that
Speaker 1: to drive it a few blocks and then pay for
Speaker 1: parking and all that, which is steep as fuck in
Speaker 1: a city. So it's just easier to just get you
Speaker 1: a little metro badge or a little subway pass and
Speaker 1: just boo boop and you're on the subway for the day.
Speaker 3: That makes sense in a big city.
Speaker 1: That's why they're usually only in cities that doesn't make
Speaker 1: sense to have that and bump fuck nowhere as will Alberta,
Speaker 1: because you know that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2: But you know, I've never been on a subway on
Speaker 2: a bus, like, not one of those city buses. I mean,
Speaker 2: I've been in like a greyhound and a school bus
Speaker 2: and shit like that, but never like on a city
Speaker 2: bus or a taxi. Never been in a taxi either.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I have been in all of these in
Speaker 1: two different continents.
Speaker 3: It's an experience, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I mean it seems fun. I just never never did it.
Speaker 2: I only just took my first Uber last year. It's
Speaker 2: really yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't use Uber very Actually, I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever used an Uber except for once,
Speaker 1: and that was because I was with a group and
Speaker 1: it was on a vacation, so like it was a
Speaker 1: thing to get to and from the airport. But I
Speaker 1: didn't call it, you know what I mean, I because
Speaker 1: I have a car anywhere I go.
Speaker 3: But when I was in the Marine Corps, Yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: So when I lived in DC, the Metro was the
Speaker 1: only way to travel as far as to and from
Speaker 1: in the city, and it was cheap as fuck and
Speaker 1: you could be drunk as hell on it.
Speaker 3: That was the best part.
Speaker 1: Taxis were available, but they were expensive, but if you
Speaker 1: like absolutely had to get from A to B and
Speaker 1: it was like raining outside and the Metro was down.
Speaker 3: Subways for another option or I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: The taxis.
Speaker 1: City bus was okay, but depending on the day, the
Speaker 1: bus could be really full and really nasty. I will say,
Speaker 1: when it's late at night and you're in a sketchy
Speaker 1: fucking part of town and you're like come up on
Speaker 1: a bus stop and the bus is stopping there, and
Speaker 1: it's just whatever, it's a really good idea to get
Speaker 1: on the fucking bus and just to wherever, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, until you get to some sort of
Speaker 1: civilization and metro your way back.
Speaker 3: And I've done that a time or two, so yeah,
Speaker 3: it's it's fun.
Speaker 2: Shit.
Speaker 1: And then in France, same shit. We did the thing
Speaker 1: on the subway. We got off because the subway we
Speaker 1: needed to get back to the airport shut down at
Speaker 1: eleven and we had to be back by midnight, so
Speaker 1: we had to taxi the rest of the way, which
Speaker 1: cost me like seventy five fucking euro.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 3: It was a mess, but uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's not fun.
Speaker 3: It's expensive, but uh yeah, it's a thing.
Speaker 2: Never did it.
Speaker 1: Maybe one day, one day We're gonna do this, bro,
Speaker 1: one day, you and me. I'm gonna tell you, dude,
Speaker 1: I want to take you to Paris and we're gonna
Speaker 1: get lost there. Okay, We're gonna go to Rome, the Vatican.
Speaker 1: We're gonna document everything. Cairo, let's go all over.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, yeah, you know what else? Do I
Speaker 2: want to travel by train? Bro? I think that would
Speaker 2: be so much fun. How you can rent them? Much?
Speaker 2: About this? Yeah, you know you could buy your own
Speaker 2: train car, right. I wonder how much that is?
Speaker 1: One hundred thousand dollars. I've already looked into this, yo.
Speaker 1: Look look, look, if we're gonna talk about this.
Speaker 2: It's like a decked out, like a nice looking one.
Speaker 1: You could pimp it out, however the fuck you want, dude.
Speaker 1: It's literally you get the box car. The quote unquote
Speaker 1: expensive part is a storage fees in parking, but that's
Speaker 1: not bad, dude. There is a massive train yard in
Speaker 1: New Orleans that's a huge hub. So like all you
Speaker 1: have to do is pay for it to be off
Speaker 1: to the side of whatever. And when you want to
Speaker 1: take it out, you find out what train is going
Speaker 1: to California, and you say, hey, I want my car
Speaker 1: hooked up on my train. You get two of them,
Speaker 1: one to hold your car and then one for you
Speaker 1: and your fam to like live in on the ride.
Speaker 1: Then when you get there, you pull your car out
Speaker 1: of your train car and you ride around and you
Speaker 1: got your vehicle. But yeah, dude, you just hook onto
Speaker 1: that train and you got power, you got you know,
Speaker 1: you have to bring your own drinks and shit, that's okay,
Speaker 1: but the nice ones have water hooked up too, and
Speaker 1: it's like you could ride in a completely speakeasy kind
Speaker 1: of train car for you and your family to just
Speaker 1: vibe out for for like eighteen hours.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the ultimate pimp move.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so not known about, but it's so
Speaker 1: fucking pimp dude. Yeah, matter of fact, I'm gonna look
Speaker 1: up some pictures of pimped out train rides as we
Speaker 1: talk about the next topic.
Speaker 2: But because we're gonna come back to this for sure,
Speaker 2: for sure, all right. So the next one on the
Speaker 2: list is your support network might be limited. That's just
Speaker 2: basically to say that you're gonna move to Canada, You're
Speaker 2: not gonna have any of your family or friends up there,
Speaker 2: so you know you might be limiting on support, which
Speaker 2: is obvious here we go. Surgeries and cosmetic work can
Speaker 2: be costly. While Canada's healthcare system is often praised for
Speaker 2: its accessibility and coverage, it's important to note that elective procedures,
Speaker 2: including surgeries and cosmetic work can be costly for individuals.
Speaker 2: This financial aspect may discourage some people from seeking these
Speaker 2: types of services. However, it should be emphasized that the
Speaker 2: quality of care in Canada is consistently top notch, ensuring
Speaker 2: that patients receive the best possible treatment and outcomes. The
Speaker 2: healthcare professionals in Canada are dedicated to providing comprehensive and
Speaker 2: high quality care to patients, which further contributes to the
Speaker 2: country's excellent reputation in the medical field. Okay, as I said,
Speaker 2: we'll get to the next one. Canada is also not
Speaker 2: for all professions and job fields, says. While Canada offers
Speaker 2: many opportunities in a strong job market, it may only
Speaker 2: suit some professions or fields. Some industries may be more
Speaker 2: saturated than others, making it challenging for individuals to find
Speaker 2: employment in their desired fields. It's important for individuals to
Speaker 2: do research on the job market in their specific area
Speaker 2: of expertise before making a move to Canada. For instance,
Speaker 2: those in petroleum engineering field may find limited prospects given
Speaker 2: the job specific, geographic and resource oriented requirements. Similarly, certain
Speaker 2: specialized fields in the fashion industry, such as hote couture
Speaker 2: design may face limited opportunities due to a less established
Speaker 2: fashion industry compared to major fashion capitals like Paris or Milan.
Speaker 2: Another example would be of the field of shipbuilding, which
Speaker 2: might not offer a vast scope of op ortunities given
Speaker 2: given the limited number of shipyards. So yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: might not find a whole lot of financial success in Canada.
Speaker 1: There is work, there is industry. There may not be
Speaker 1: everybody's industry.
Speaker 2: That's all. Yeah, well, and then it says that there
Speaker 2: are job opportunities, but you'll have to start with the basics.
Speaker 2: For those seeking job opportunities in Canada, it's essential to
Speaker 2: keep in mind that you may have to start at
Speaker 2: the bottom and work your way up. This is especially
Speaker 2: true for individuals and specialized fields or industries with limited opportunities.
Speaker 2: As mentioned earlier. However, this shouldn't discourage individuals from applying
Speaker 2: for jobs, as entry level positions can offer valuable experience
Speaker 2: and growth opportunities. So, okay, I have to start out
Speaker 2: the bottom literally.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 1: By the way, when you get here, it's not like
Speaker 1: you're walking into a garden of roses either. You're abut
Speaker 1: to just start from the ground up. But when you
Speaker 1: get here that Okay, that sounds very American.
Speaker 2: Actually, they have limited luxury brands. I don't really care
Speaker 2: about that, so we can just move past that one.
Speaker 2: Limited options for night life.
Speaker 3: So a lot of it is basically so fucking cold
Speaker 3: when the sun goes down.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah you be. You ain't gonna be seeing too
Speaker 2: many skirts walking around. I don't think.
Speaker 1: I mean except for like hookers, because they're never cold.
Speaker 1: They're always out there in the skimpiest of outfits.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're like Packers or Steelers fans. It don't matter
Speaker 2: if it's you know, three feet of snow on the ground,
Speaker 2: they're out in the stands with no shirt on. Dude.
Speaker 2: M Buffalo fans as well, Buffalo Yeah, big shout out
Speaker 2: to them too. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Bill's fans are a different fucking level.
Speaker 2: Well, Bill's mafia, I know, no doubt.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: The next one is traveling within the country is expensive
Speaker 2: and time consuming. So it says, while Canada offers breathtaking
Speaker 2: landscapes and diverse cultural experiences, traveling within the country can
Speaker 2: be costly and time consuming due to its vast size.
Speaker 2: Traveling from one end of the country to the other
Speaker 2: can take several days by car or even longer by
Speaker 2: train or bus. Additionally, flights between major cities can be expensive,
Speaker 2: making it difficult for budget travelers to explore multiple areas quickly.
Speaker 2: Return trips to cities like Toronto from Edmonton or Calgary
Speaker 2: are around five hundred Canadian per person, which rises quickly
Speaker 2: For cities like Quebec City, where you're paying one thousand
Speaker 2: dollars for an airplane ticket cheap Way or.
Speaker 3: The Spirit airline equivalent, is like, though.
Speaker 2: I don't think they got one. I think this is
Speaker 2: what this is saying that. It's like, that's basically what
Speaker 2: you're paying five hundred to a grand no matter where
Speaker 2: you're going. Fuck dude, yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, as we're talking about that, and they said
Speaker 1: train ride, bro, let me get the ability to share
Speaker 1: the screen real quick. Let me show you some of
Speaker 1: these pimped out lug But if the people would like
Speaker 1: to see what I'm showing them rather than just hear it,
Speaker 1: and if they would like to see the examples that
Speaker 1: you're providing, Jonathan, tell them where they could go.
Speaker 2: Of course you already know, but if you don't know,
Speaker 2: it's payton dot com, slash Cultic Conspiracy podcast or rockfin
Speaker 2: dot com slash Cultive Conspiracy. Every Tuesday night, we go
Speaker 2: live at nine pm Central Time with all the good
Speaker 2: cult members with their third eye all the way open,
Speaker 2: and we have just absolutely great conversations. That day is
Speaker 2: quickly approaching us, and it's a great time. It's the
Speaker 2: best way to be able to support the show and
Speaker 2: absolutely commercial free. And also you get the shows a
Speaker 2: couple of days in advance, along with you getting the
Speaker 2: access to watch the videos. Since we have been kicked
Speaker 2: off of YouTube four times, and that was back in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty. No tell them what it would look like now,
Speaker 2: probably about the same, and so yeah, it's the best
Speaker 2: way to be able to support us, and we appreciate
Speaker 2: all the good cult members who have already done so.
Speaker 1: Indeed, now, dude, check these things out, These luxury interiors
Speaker 1: for train cars.
Speaker 2: Dude, I'm not gonna lie. That's exactly what I was expecting.
Speaker 2: It is, so like, that's like nineteen twenty rich to me.
Speaker 1: Look at this. Look at this bar card, dude, But like,
Speaker 1: think about this. You could do whatever you want with
Speaker 1: this because it's yours. You could keep the bar, You
Speaker 1: could rip all of these out and just put couches
Speaker 1: and big screens and make it a complete fucking broad
Speaker 1: out get man cave. Okay, you could make it a
Speaker 1: complete family home away from home with like rooms and shit.
Speaker 1: You could make it a complete movie theater type five. Like,
Speaker 1: there's so many options. Look at this's like a whole
Speaker 1: dining car.
Speaker 2: You want to with this? That? Oh my god, that
Speaker 2: one is so sick. Just a bunch of couches lining
Speaker 2: the whole way with some coffee tables. Everybody's sipping a
Speaker 2: little whiskey.
Speaker 1: There's a room right here. There's a whole other room here,
Speaker 1: a little just seating area. Like the sky's the limit
Speaker 1: with this. Now, yeah, it's it's literally just a tube.
Speaker 1: So I mean you have to do the work to
Speaker 1: do the interior itself. But to buy a train car
Speaker 1: bro about one hundred grand.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna have to have a culture conspiracy
Speaker 2: one one day, then, I think we're gonna have to.
Speaker 1: And I wouldn't even mind making that able for like
Speaker 1: cult members to out for themselves, like for whatever reason,
Speaker 1: if they like were in the area where the cult
Speaker 1: train was at at that time and they wanted to
Speaker 1: fucking hook up. Yo, we could make this like a
Speaker 1: mobile Airbnb situation. I'm not fucking mad at it, y'all.
Speaker 2: Are we gonna call it the Roscoe Peek cult train?
Speaker 5: But I.
Speaker 2: Love it? I fucking love it. No, these are bad ass, dude.
Speaker 2: I ah love these so elegant. Dude.
Speaker 1: Now again, you can make them as whatever the hell
Speaker 1: you want. You can make it a whole beach vibe
Speaker 1: for whatever reason, the bath and extravagant.
Speaker 3: But also, if we're gonna do it, we got to
Speaker 3: do it, you know.
Speaker 2: We have to. Yeah, we would have to at that point.
Speaker 2: Check out things attacks right off? Hell yeah, well check
Speaker 2: out your boy Stephen King. Speaking of wood chippers. In
Speaker 2: the last episode, Stephen King vows to throw himself into
Speaker 2: a wood chipper if Donald Trump wins the twenty twenty
Speaker 2: five war presidential election. Holy shit, Well we're waiting, yo.
Speaker 2: The meme is perfect. Yeah, well, let's let's see it, Bud.
Speaker 2: I mean, I mean, I don't want you to have
Speaker 2: to go through that, but you volunteered yourself. Mean, dude,
Speaker 2: doesn't seem like those sits, you know, it just doesn't
Speaker 2: seem like a very fun way to go dude. You know,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: But as we were talking about wood chippers, and people
Speaker 1: just an episode or two ago.
Speaker 2: That's fucking gorgeous. Yeah yeah, Stephen King, do it, Bud
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I don't like you ever since I read it the ending, Bro,
Speaker 1: there was no reason for the pedophilic orgy. Why'd you
Speaker 1: write about that?
Speaker 2: Dude?
Speaker 3: People wasn't made better because of it.
Speaker 2: People say that, like in person, he's uncomfortable to be around.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he absolutely is.
Speaker 1: Like he's he is awkward, and he's like he's creepy,
Speaker 1: which for the type of writing he does, you'd expect.
Speaker 2: But it's it's too much, bro. Yeah, yeah, he embodies
Speaker 2: the whole uh facade. I think, yeah. But anyway, It
Speaker 2: says that non residents have difficulty applying for travel visas
Speaker 2: to other countries. It says as a large and diverse country,
Speaker 2: Canada offers plenty of opportunities for exploration within its borders. However,
Speaker 2: for those who want to travel outside of the country,
Speaker 2: obtaining a visa maybe challenging for non residents. Countries have
Speaker 2: varying visa requirements. Some may require extensive paperwork or proof
Speaker 2: of financial stability. This can make it difficult for individuals
Speaker 2: from certain countries to travel outside Canada. So easily. If
Speaker 2: you're on a student or work visa. You can secure
Speaker 2: a tourist visa for the US by applying at a consulate.
Speaker 2: So basically, I guess the point here is is that Canada,
Speaker 2: you know, they actually care about their borders and they
Speaker 2: won't just let you in. You know, you actually got
Speaker 2: to fill out paperwork and you know, well, that's that's
Speaker 2: weird for somebody who doesn't believe that there should be
Speaker 2: borders and that we should just allow mass floods of people.
Speaker 2: I mean, the people that are trying to get in
Speaker 2: Canada should be fucking outraged at this notion.
Speaker 1: And it sounds like they're also as a double entendre
Speaker 1: to that, a little bit of a little hotel California
Speaker 1: vibes a little uh, you can check out anytime you'd like,
Speaker 1: but you can never leave. Yeah yeah, dude of sin.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to make of all that, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't sound positive.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to venture that way, but anyway.
Speaker 3: Fuck wouldn't want to.
Speaker 1: And good God for all of our Canadian cult members
Speaker 1: out there, please, what can we do to help you
Speaker 1: come to the Promised Land?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: Yo, do you need like to marry somebody. Do you
Speaker 1: need like, uh, do you need a reason to have
Speaker 1: a work visa?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Do we gotta hire you?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Yo?
Speaker 1: Let us know what we can do to help you
Speaker 1: get the fuck out of commie land.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let us know about that. Although I feel like
Speaker 2: it'd be a little bit harder to get into the
Speaker 2: country now with Trump here, so you might actually have
Speaker 2: to fill.
Speaker 1: Out you might want those people like yo, you don't
Speaker 1: like him, you want to work, come on down the
Speaker 1: legal way.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 2: No, That's what I was saying, is that people are
Speaker 2: so used to getting here illegally that it would be
Speaker 2: more difficult now that you have to actually do it legally.
Speaker 1: Do they care about our northern border though? I mean
Speaker 1: we know for sure they don't care about our southern border.
Speaker 1: Do they like have a real border threat along the
Speaker 1: Canadian border? Or the Canadians just like walking about willy nilly,
Speaker 1: just back and forth.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know that there was a period
Speaker 2: in time. I don't know if it's still the same way.
Speaker 2: But if you've ever gotten a DUI my cousin told me,
Speaker 2: or one of my cousins told me about this one
Speaker 2: time because he was dating somebody in Canada, and they were, like,
Speaker 2: you know, a long distance relationship. They were seeing each
Speaker 2: other back and forth. He was eventually supposed to move
Speaker 2: there one day, but then he got that right taken
Speaker 2: away from him because allegedly it's coming from I haven't
Speaker 2: verified it, but allegedly, if you've ever gotten a dui
Speaker 2: in the United States, you are prohibited from even trying
Speaker 2: to become a resident of Canada. I love it.
Speaker 1: They're selective, however, They'll take in you as a political
Speaker 1: refugee from anywhere with any background, even if you have
Speaker 1: potential terrorist times. Hey, hey, they don't care. They don't care.
Speaker 1: We need the refugees. We need these poor migrants from.
Speaker 2: Everywhere, right right, well. Another good thing about the great
Speaker 2: healthcare system is that medications may or may not be
Speaker 2: available here. Another potential drawback of living in Canada is
Speaker 2: the availability and cost of certain medications. While Canada has
Speaker 2: a universal healthcare system that covers basic medical needs, some
Speaker 2: medicines may not be included in this coverage or may
Speaker 2: come with additional costs. This can be challenging for those
Speaker 2: with chronic conditions or specific medication needs. This is equally
Speaker 2: true if you have a family member if you have
Speaker 2: family members or parents who are on prescribed medications from
Speaker 2: their home country and are unable to change their treatments here. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so what happened to that free medicine? Yeah? Where'd that go?
Speaker 2: I that doesn't mean I mean, correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: It says some medicines may not be included in this
Speaker 2: coverage or may come with additional costs. That's not okay.
Speaker 2: Do they mean like dialysis? Do they mean like chemo?
Speaker 2: Or do they mean like aspirin? You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: There's levels to that shit.
Speaker 2: I don't know exactly what they mean. It could be
Speaker 2: even probably certain birth control. Maybe you can't get that
Speaker 2: specific brand or something like that. That's my point.
Speaker 1: Though, they're very they're very open about what is and
Speaker 1: is not their problem, and I could see them getting
Speaker 1: really shitty to their people about.
Speaker 2: That, no doubt. The next on the list is that water.
Speaker 2: The water there is bad for your hair, allegedly. What Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's hard water. It says. Hard water contains high levels
Speaker 2: of minerals such as calcium and magnesium, which can leave
Speaker 2: a residue on the hair and make it feel make
Speaker 2: it feel dry, dull, and difficult to manage hair fall
Speaker 2: is also expected due to hard water. Could literally lose
Speaker 2: your hair by using their water. Wait, the entire fucking country, bro,
Speaker 2: that's what it says. Ah Okay. However, various solutions are
Speaker 2: available to combat this issue, such as using clarifying shampoo
Speaker 2: or installing a water softener in your home.
Speaker 1: Okay, agreed on doing the water softeners whenever you're in
Speaker 1: an area with hard water. But how can that be
Speaker 1: an entire country, that's an entire upper side of a
Speaker 1: continent problem.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like that's a filter issue.
Speaker 1: Like, No, I'm just curious because all of the problems
Speaker 1: that Canada has, apparently Alaska quote unquote would have too,
Speaker 1: like for weather in geographic reasons, does Alaska have notably
Speaker 1: hard water?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I know about Canada, they do.
Speaker 3: I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I always thought of Alaska as having these like super
Speaker 1: clean clear streams and shit, maybe I'm wrong.
Speaker 2: Well, not only do they have pretty bad water for
Speaker 2: your hair. If you're somebody who cares about that, I imagine
Speaker 2: the blue hairs probably care about that, just throwing that
Speaker 2: out there, But.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm a brown hair and I care about that. Shit,
Speaker 1: These locks need to be flowing. I want them to
Speaker 1: go all rigid and cracky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel you, dude, But it says for those
Speaker 2: looking to stay connected with family and friends back home.
Speaker 2: It's important to note that phone plans in Canada can
Speaker 2: be expensive. Canadian phone plans may offer limited data and
Speaker 2: higher prices for international calls and texts other than other countries. However,
Speaker 2: there are options available for budget conscious individuals, such as
Speaker 2: prepaid plans or using messaging apps like WhatsApp or Facebook
Speaker 2: Messenger for communication.
Speaker 1: Do you know why that is, by the way, that
Speaker 1: it's just a little more expensive to use cell phones
Speaker 1: in Canada? No?
Speaker 2: Why is it?
Speaker 1: Because the country's taken another tax off the top. It's
Speaker 1: an extortion fee, if you will, but instead of charging
Speaker 1: it to the company, which they do, they charge it
Speaker 1: to the company to operate in their country, and the
Speaker 1: company hiked up the prices as a result.
Speaker 2: Checks out. Yeah, it sounds about right. What would be
Speaker 2: going on in a fringe communist country?
Speaker 3: Yeah well bet well.
Speaker 2: Nextly, the next thing you got to worry about is
Speaker 2: your credit history that you had here in the United
Speaker 2: States does not apply to Canada. You have to start
Speaker 2: from the bottom. All over again. Yeah, which I feel
Speaker 2: like that being a bit of an issue. I feel
Speaker 2: like most people wouldn't even think to think that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And as far as Canadian credentials, it says, here's another
Speaker 2: reason not to move to Canada. You need Canadian credentials.
Speaker 2: What exactly does that mean? Well, here's the thing. The
Speaker 2: Great White North doesn't seem to care that much that
Speaker 2: you're qualified, so you will have to acquire experience and
Speaker 2: adopt to the Canadian job market. You may also need
Speaker 2: to revalidate your credentials or go through another process like
Speaker 2: going back to school to upgrade your qualifications according to
Speaker 2: Canadian standards. This depends on the area that you move to,
Speaker 2: as well as your education and experience. But in general,
Speaker 2: the job market in Canada is anything but fun. And
Speaker 2: there's obviously big distances between cities. Canada's pretty fucking big.
Speaker 2: The high housing costs. And now let's get to the healthcare.
Speaker 2: This is really where I wanted to go, It says.
Speaker 2: The last reason you may not want to move to
Speaker 2: Canada is healthcare. Now you may have. You may be
Speaker 2: surprised that this is on our list, since healthcare is free,
Speaker 2: but it's actually paid for through different taxes, and many
Speaker 2: things are not exactly free, such as prescription drugs, prescription glasses,
Speaker 2: dental care, or home care. It also very varies province,
Speaker 2: since each province manages healthcare differently. This especially comes as
Speaker 2: a disadvantage if you move to a more rural area,
Speaker 2: as some rural provinces struggle to provide enough caregivers since
Speaker 2: only a limited amount of money goes into it. Then
Speaker 2: the public healthcare system means that everyone must wait in line,
Speaker 2: which can find you on a two year waiting list
Speaker 2: to have surgery done. There's also an option of extended coverage,
Speaker 2: but most people can only affard this afford this through
Speaker 2: their employer. It's also worth mentioning that how you look
Speaker 2: at these things depends on your perspective, as the US
Speaker 2: healthcare system is not exactly known to be super faster
Speaker 2: affordable either. So yeah, there's you know, your health care
Speaker 2: issues as well.
Speaker 1: So if anybody is ever curious about what that's like,
Speaker 1: you'll watch Trailer Park Boys anytime they go to the doctor, Like,
Speaker 1: watch those clips if you will. That's about it for
Speaker 1: the poor people out there. The Canadian healthcare system, and
Speaker 1: I think it's a pretty decent representation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I love me some trailer parker boys. But
Speaker 2: all right, So this person right here moved to Canada
Speaker 2: as a result of a president winning an election, and
Speaker 2: this is her message to you. If you're considering moving
Speaker 2: to Canada as a result.
Speaker 4: You are an American thinking you would like to move
Speaker 4: to Canada in like of recent events, than this video
Speaker 4: is for you. I am an American who has recently
Speaker 4: moved to London, but prior to that, I lived in
Speaker 4: Canada for three years, and while I was there, I
Speaker 4: actually did marketing at a Canadian immigration company. So I
Speaker 4: know a few things about moving to Canada as an American,
Speaker 4: and I'm just hoping this helps. A lot of people
Speaker 4: have been messaging me wondering exactly how to start, how
Speaker 4: to go about it, and I will say it's not
Speaker 4: as easy as you might be hoping. It takes more
Speaker 4: than just having a US passport to move to Canada.
Speaker 4: The easiest way to go about things, as you might expect,
Speaker 4: is to have family ties in Canada.
Speaker 6: That's how I was able to move.
Speaker 4: My dad was born in Canada, so I was just
Speaker 4: able to apply for a proof of Canadian citizenship. If
Speaker 4: you have a grandparent who was born in Canada, then
Speaker 4: you can do that as well. If you do not
Speaker 4: have that, things become a little more complicated. A pretty
Speaker 4: common route that a lot of people from the United
Speaker 4: States take to move to Canada is the express entry system.
Speaker 4: Like the past year, really it's become a lot more
Speaker 4: competitive to get in through this system. But if you
Speaker 4: work in certain occupations, you have some sort of Canadian
Speaker 4: work experience, or you speak French, then you have a
Speaker 4: much better chance of getting in this way.
Speaker 6: But I will say it is a process.
Speaker 4: It's not like you're going to be in Canada next month,
Speaker 4: so just have that expectation. But if you're serious about it,
Speaker 4: look into express entry. There are a ton of different pathways.
Speaker 4: And I am not a Canadian immigration expert, so if
Speaker 4: you really want to do this, what I would say
Speaker 4: is to go to moving to the number.
Speaker 6: Two Canada dot com. They a have a lot more
Speaker 6: detail about some of.
Speaker 4: The things I mentioned, but be they also have a
Speaker 4: Canadian immigration quiz, so you'll tell them if you have
Speaker 4: any sort of familial ties to Canada.
Speaker 6: You'll tell them.
Speaker 4: Your education, your job experience, like whatever, and then from
Speaker 4: all of that they will give you some of your
Speaker 4: best options for immigration. So yeah, start there. If you
Speaker 4: have questions about what it's like to live in Canada,
Speaker 4: hit me up. But yeah, I hope this helped.
Speaker 2: Okay, So for anybody that is curious about the process
Speaker 2: of moving, Look, we don't want to prevent you. If
Speaker 2: you don't want to be here number two Canada dot Com. Yeah,
Speaker 2: if you don't want to be here, who are we
Speaker 2: to say that you got to stay? I mean, some
Speaker 2: people just got to find out the hard way, I think.
Speaker 1: But yeah, understand that when you go, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: screwed out of your income. Just so you understand that,
Speaker 1: and like if you're cool with that and like that's
Speaker 1: what you're after, then by all means this, you know,
Speaker 1: that is your freedom as a human being.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's basically northern California basically, I think. But but look,
Speaker 2: there is this video that I really wanted to play.
Speaker 2: It's only a minute in thirteen seconds or something like that.
Speaker 2: But this is getting into some of the celebrities that
Speaker 2: are leaving the United States as a result of this
Speaker 2: whole election. So let's see, is that if Trump wins
Speaker 2: that f Saint Clentless is going to become public.
Speaker 8: Pretty much every single celebrity is fleeing the United States
Speaker 8: after Donald Trump won the presidency. Many celebrities are fearful
Speaker 8: for their lives and are saying that now that Trump
Speaker 8: is president, they just don't feel safe in America anymore.
Speaker 8: It all started with Jimmy Kimmel when he made a
Speaker 8: statement saying that America is done for and even made
Speaker 8: a few jokes saying that he was going to retire
Speaker 8: because he does not want to be working in Hollywood
Speaker 8: while Trump is president. And this doesn't really come as
Speaker 8: a shock as pretty much every single celebrity in Hollywood
Speaker 8: was promoting Kamala Harris. Allegedly, Ryan Gosling and his wife
Speaker 8: Ava Mendez have left the United States already and are
Speaker 8: living in the United Kingdom, not to mention America. Ferrera,
Speaker 8: who is known for appearing in Barbie, also made the
Speaker 8: move to the United Kingdom after Trump won the presidency,
Speaker 8: saying quote, she has devastated that Kamala loss and she
Speaker 8: thought the country she lived in was better than that. Also,
Speaker 8: the Game of Thrones actress Sophie Turner said that she
Speaker 8: needed to get the f out of America because she
Speaker 8: was scared for her rights. She said that with all
Speaker 8: the violence that's going on in the attack on women's rights,
Speaker 8: she just doesn't feel safe anymore. Not to mention, Johnny
Speaker 8: Depp said that he is done with America and is
Speaker 8: looking for a quiet life in the United Kingdom as well.
Speaker 2: There you go, even Johnny Depp, which kind of figures.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you're talking about actors who are trying
Speaker 2: to flee, and I like what they said at the
Speaker 2: beginning of what Elon was saying was that basically the
Speaker 2: people who are worried about their Epstein client list, and
Speaker 2: and you know, were you on the Epstein client client list?
Speaker 2: Were you on p Diddy's list, or did you attend
Speaker 2: these parties? It does make you wonder why so many
Speaker 2: of these people were so supportive of Kamala. Did Kamala
Speaker 2: tell them that, well, hey, look, if you support me
Speaker 2: and you'd get me elected, you're gonna be off the
Speaker 2: hook and nothing's gonna happen to you. Did he You
Speaker 2: know what you get out of jail all of your people.
Speaker 2: You ain't got to worry about going to jail if
Speaker 2: you're on the Epstein client list. Look, that list wasn't
Speaker 2: released the entire time that fucking Biden was president, and
Speaker 2: allegedly I'm about to release it here soon according to Elon,
Speaker 2: so we'll see exactly what happens. But whenever you have
Speaker 2: the hordes of Hollywood telling you who to vote for
Speaker 2: as they sit in their fucking beautiful mansions, gated communities
Speaker 2: with no immigrants able to approach them, and you know
Speaker 2: they don't really they're not connected to the rest of
Speaker 2: the world like normal humans. These people are living in
Speaker 2: an apex. And now there's anything wrong with that. I'm
Speaker 2: not hating on that, but you can't say that you
Speaker 2: know what's best for the rest of the human people
Speaker 2: that are out there, and you're living a totally different lifestyle.
Speaker 2: You may as well be living on fucking Saturn, which
Speaker 2: you probably are because you're all Saturn worshipers anyway, right,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, who are they to
Speaker 2: tell you what your country would look like if this
Speaker 2: person gets elected? And then they go and say, well,
Speaker 2: I want to get the fuck out of here, and
Speaker 2: then they don't. Doesn't that tell you something that they
Speaker 2: that it was false promises from the yet go. They
Speaker 2: never actually wanted to leave, They actually loved their luscious
Speaker 2: their their luscious lifestyle here. And so you know, this
Speaker 2: is why so many people they're so brainwashed and hypnotized
Speaker 2: by the people that they look up to in movies,
Speaker 2: in the music industry, in politics and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: You got to be able to have a brain for
Speaker 2: yourself and just look at it for what it is.
Speaker 2: Don't just listen to Ryan Gosling, Don't just listen to
Speaker 2: George Clooney, Don't just listen to fucking you know, Johnny Depp,
Speaker 2: whoever it is, Jimmy Fallon. Like these people, they're not
Speaker 2: on a level playing field. You can't listen to that,
Speaker 2: you know, So just want to throw it out there.
Speaker 2: These people don't know better than you, Like, just stop
Speaker 2: thinking that they know better than you, because they don't. Well,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: America Ferrera, America Ferrera Later, Ryan Ghostling, you and your
Speaker 1: wife get.
Speaker 2: The fuck home. Bye bye, Johnny Depp.
Speaker 1: Don't get me wrong, I'm sad to see Captain Jack
Speaker 1: Sparrow go, But at the same time, the franchise is dead.
Speaker 2: We don't need to them.
Speaker 1: Amber heard left a very sour taste in your mouth,
Speaker 1: and I get that. So maybe you're feeling America is
Speaker 1: just not the place for you at this moment. Fine, fine,
Speaker 1: you're a free human being. Do what you do, Sansa Stark, Old,
Speaker 1: Sophie Turner, you and that Jonas brother that you're married to, you
Speaker 1: can get the fuck home because you're from Britain anyway,
Speaker 1: So go back to jolly Old and deal with the
Speaker 1: pedophile you have as your king right now, Like do
Speaker 1: do you boo boo? Cause like you got your own
Speaker 1: shit in your own backyard. I'm not throwing rocks, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I understand I'm standing in a
Speaker 1: glasshouse here.
Speaker 2: But like Leida Bay, speaking of sans A Stark, I
Speaker 2: do believe that there would be some kind of panic
Speaker 2: because now that Trump is president, I think winter is coming.
Speaker 2: I think it's already here, and I think you should
Speaker 2: be shitting your pants if you're somebody who has been
Speaker 2: fucking kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or associated with anybody.
Speaker 2: That was just to throw it out there. So we
Speaker 2: wanted to do this show to show the mass amounts
Speaker 2: of influence and the mass amount of power that these
Speaker 2: people think that they have, and even with all of
Speaker 2: their help, literally almost every single famous person was telling
Speaker 2: you to vote for Kamala Harris, and we as a
Speaker 2: country told them to go fuck themselves. And that's a
Speaker 2: beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: All these people talking about leaving the country. Some of
Speaker 1: them have made good on that promise, some of them
Speaker 1: have not. We're gonna be keeping track of it all.
Speaker 1: We're gonna be keeping the cult members informed. And you know,
Speaker 1: as this continues, I'm very curious how many of them
Speaker 1: will actually take that step. And then I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: even more curious how many of it was because of
Speaker 1: fear or because of them just being adults about him
Speaker 1: being like a man of their word or a woman
Speaker 1: of their word. How many of them go to countries
Speaker 1: with no extradition laws, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Shit like that.
Speaker 1: I think is going to be very strategic on the
Speaker 1: list of people that actually leave the country.
Speaker 2: Oh, Greece is gonna be popping dude.
Speaker 1: Greece is going to be popping off. There's a few
Speaker 1: of them, that's that's one. That's one of the nicer ones, right,
Speaker 1: But there's a few.
Speaker 2: There's a few. Oh yeah, well, I guess we will see.
Speaker 2: And I can't imagine that the majority of these people
Speaker 2: are actually going to hold their word because they're actors
Speaker 2: they're literally paid to lie, So you know there's that.
Speaker 2: So anyway, Jacob, can we get some knight pins?
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