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<v Speaker 1>Kalaroga Shark Media Busy one Today. Hello Johnny Mack with

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<v Speaker 1>your daily comedy news. We are nine days out from

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Night Live's fiftieth anniversary special. They've announced the first

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<v Speaker 1>round of guests. It includes several frequent hosts The Five

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<v Speaker 1>Timers Club, Tom Hanks, Steve Martin, Scarlett Johansson, Paul Simon,

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<v Speaker 1>Martin Short and Woody Harrelson. Also set to appear Adam Driver,

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<v Speaker 1>Io Eda Bury, Bad Bunny Okay, Dave Schappelle, John Mulani,

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<v Speaker 1>Kim Kardashian, of course, Miley Cyrus, Paul McCartney, Pedro Pascal

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<v Speaker 1>Peyton Manning, Quinta Brunson, Robert de Niro, and Sabrina Carpenter.

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<v Speaker 1>With that list, maybe Amy Schumer will get invited. Who knows.

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<v Speaker 1>More guests will be announced in the days leading up

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<v Speaker 1>to the special. Now because of the special, this is

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<v Speaker 1>fun if you're a Letterman fan like me. Paul Schaeffer

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<v Speaker 1>and the World's Most Dangerous Band are returning to NBC.

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<v Speaker 1>They will fill in for The Roots next week on

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<v Speaker 1>The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon because the Roots are

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<v Speaker 1>off working on SNL fifty. The Roots will be the

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<v Speaker 1>house band for SNL fifty, the homecoming concert on Friday Night,

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<v Speaker 1>a week from tonight. Paul Schaeffer told Billboard, I'll be

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<v Speaker 1>reuniting the world's most dangerous band for four super fun

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<v Speaker 1>shows with Jimmy. We hope to finally get right all

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<v Speaker 1>the mistakes we made with Dave. They did this once

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<v Speaker 1>before they were the Tonight shows fill in band once

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<v Speaker 1>in February of twenty twenty three when the Roots were

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<v Speaker 1>in La attending the Grammy Awards. Prior to becoming Lutterman's

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<v Speaker 1>musical director, Paul Schaeffer was a member of the SNL

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<v Speaker 1>band for most of its first five years, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>all fun. Sticking with late nights. This got announced on

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<v Speaker 1>probably a too busy of a day to announce it.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope this doesn't get swallowed, but the Night of

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<v Speaker 1>Too Many Stars is coming back. Night of Too Many

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<v Speaker 1>Stars benefits Next for Autism, a nonprofit organization that creates

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<v Speaker 1>and supports programs for people with autism. Was founded by

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<v Speaker 1>Robert Smigel aka Triumph in two thousand and three following

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<v Speaker 1>his son's autism dyke gnosis. Night of Too Many Stars

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<v Speaker 1>March thirty first will include great lineup here, Ronnie Chang,

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<v Speaker 1>James Austin Johnson, the police don't destroy guys, Chris Rock unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>Adam Sandler probably doing comedy. Hopefully he'll just do a

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<v Speaker 1>dramatic reading of one of his serious movies and hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't do any comedy. And please, for the love of God,

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<v Speaker 1>do not do a song. Sarah Sherman and Max Weinberg.

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<v Speaker 1>John Stewart will be your host. Now. For some reason,

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<v Speaker 1>this next group of people don't make the initial paragraphs,

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<v Speaker 1>so apparently they are not as famous as the first group.

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<v Speaker 1>So group two Alex Edelman, Susie Smon, Jeff Gorland, Sam

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<v Speaker 1>Merrill and quote too many more to come. That's exciting,

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<v Speaker 1>and keep an eye on that one in the four

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<v Speaker 1>spot today And normally this would be the lead off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I'm saying it's such a busy day. The

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<v Speaker 1>Moontower Comedy Festival announced its full lineup Moontower April ninth

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<v Speaker 1>through April nineteenth. We are told at the Paramount Theater

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see Chris DiStefano. The Paramount will also host performances

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<v Speaker 1>from Alex Edelman and Janelle James. Over at the State Theater,

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<v Speaker 1>Pauli s ke sure and Kay Trevor Wilson. He's a

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<v Speaker 1>fantastic Canadian comedian who should be on your radar. I

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<v Speaker 1>like him a lot. Also a partner. N Surla previously

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<v Speaker 1>announced Adam Ray's Doctor Phil Live. One of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>things of last year, otsco At Kotzka. I think she's fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>The not so canceled Aziz. I'm sorry, I'm not really

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<v Speaker 1>a fan there for many reasons. Brad Williams, Hank Azaria

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<v Speaker 1>and the Eazy Street Band. You're still doing that, Hank Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Janine Garoffalo, John Waters, Maria Bamford, Pete Holmes, Tiffany Hattish,

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<v Speaker 1>zarnagarg and Moore. I had pulled up the website here

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<v Speaker 1>just so we could take a quick look at the calendars.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just skim this quick, so April ninth, Edelman,

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<v Speaker 1>Aparna Aziz, Kate Trevor, April tenth, Azaria, Pauli Shore, Aziz, Kay,

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<v Speaker 1>Trevor the eleventh, Caitlin Riley, May Martin, Pauli Schore, christ

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<v Speaker 1>Stefano the twelfth, Josh Johnson, Ricky Lindholm, Handsome Live, which

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<v Speaker 1>is take nataro Fortune, Fimestir May Martin, I Guess recording

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<v Speaker 1>their podcast there and Josh Johnson April thirteenth, Tiffany Hattish

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<v Speaker 1>the fifteenth, Brad Williams the sixth has a couple group

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<v Speaker 1>shows plus Maria Bamford and Morgan j Oh, yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>shows here, all right. I'm not going to read all

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<v Speaker 1>these so you get the idea. Hit Austintheatre dot org

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to get the full schedule, or do

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<v Speaker 1>what I did and google Moon Tower Comedy schedule and

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<v Speaker 1>it will come up. It is Super Bowl weekend. In

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<v Speaker 1>The New York Post caught up with Jeff Ross. He's

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<v Speaker 1>doing a Beacher's Madhouse show. The Post tells us Beacher's

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<v Speaker 1>Manhouse revolutionized live entertainment and first debut at the Theater

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<v Speaker 1>at MSG in two thousand and two. It is a

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<v Speaker 1>circus like show that can't be properly explained without being experienced,

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<v Speaker 1>although Jeff Ross said it's a circus inside a comedy show,

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<v Speaker 1>inside a Pride parade, inside an orgy, inside Super Bowl weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>all that wrapped up in a one hilarious, amazing night.

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<v Speaker 1>Ross says Beacher treated me like I was famous before

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<v Speaker 1>I was famous. That's one of the reasons we're friends.

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<v Speaker 1>On Gossip Corner, TMZ has an update on that Corey

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<v Speaker 1>Holcom story. TMZ rides. Christina Paine says Corey Holcomb is

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<v Speaker 1>lying about their physical altercation outside a popular club. TMZ

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<v Speaker 1>writes she says he hit her and not the other

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<v Speaker 1>way around, as Corey's now claiming TMZ did their TMZ thing,

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<v Speaker 1>and says our photographer asked her about Corey's recent legal filing,

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<v Speaker 1>which was a restraining order request where he ledged she

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<v Speaker 1>sucker punched him. Christina tells TMZ Corey is flipping the

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<v Speaker 1>narrative when he's really the attacker here. Christina claims she's

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<v Speaker 1>been beefing with Corey for a dozen years, ever since

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<v Speaker 1>he offered her a job on a radio show, and

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<v Speaker 1>says she rebuffed his sexual advances. She says he threatened

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<v Speaker 1>to super sock this b word back in June, and

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<v Speaker 1>she says she has witnesses who heard his alleged threat.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll keep an eye on this one, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more fun to talk about when we were

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<v Speaker 1>speculating on why or why not Corey Holcomb's wrist was broken.

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<v Speaker 1>A lad Bible covered a story. Apparently Natalie Cuomo got

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<v Speaker 1>into it with a hackler, and this went somewhat viral

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<v Speaker 1>eight hundred and sixty five thousand views on TikTok. As

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<v Speaker 1>the story goes, Natalie was closing out her weekend shows

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<v Speaker 1>in DC when someone in the front row hit back

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<v Speaker 1>after she joked that this little man was in a

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<v Speaker 1>relationship with his friend. Apparently, Cuomo kept a cool the

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<v Speaker 1>guy kepped commenting, She amped up and said, there's so

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<v Speaker 1>many people coming together to be supportive, and you're putting negative.

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<v Speaker 1>The report says. She then continued as she took to

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<v Speaker 1>shouting in his face, saying, no, look me in the eyes.

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<v Speaker 1>You're putting negative effing energy out there. This is the

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<v Speaker 1>last show my effing weekend. Look at me in the

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<v Speaker 1>effing eyes. It's a sold out show, and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to say mean stuff to me, don't effing do that.

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<v Speaker 1>The audience member ended up leaving and texted his friend

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<v Speaker 1>to call Cuomo a effing clown. Cuomo read out his messages,

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<v Speaker 1>including I did warn you I would get kicked out. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>One audience member said I've never seen a comedian scream

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<v Speaker 1>at an audience member because they're being heckled comedians that

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<v Speaker 1>can't take a joke is actually so cringe. Others were

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<v Speaker 1>more supportive. Let's head on over to Rotten Tomatoes and

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<v Speaker 1>check in on Amy Schumer's Kind of Pregnant. I debuted

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<v Speaker 1>with a fifteen percent score, with only thirteen reviews from

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<v Speaker 1>critics generating that score, So the score could fluctuate, could

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<v Speaker 1>get up into the high nineties, could happen. The audience

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<v Speaker 1>score started at twenty seven percent, with over one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>fans weighing in on The film got a press release.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm reading this because it's just vaguely interesting to me.

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<v Speaker 1>It involves Joe Rogan's club, so the press release reads.

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<v Speaker 1>Squat Up, a leading provider of white labeled ticketing and

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<v Speaker 1>event management solutions, today announced its newest partnership with Comedy Mothership,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Rogan's Austin based flagship comedy club blah blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm curious to see what they're humble bragging about.

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<v Speaker 1>Mobile first ticketing simplified purchasing and check in processes designed

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<v Speaker 1>to enhance audience convenience. Yeah, and then they probably make

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<v Speaker 1>me put my phone in a bag. Thanks guys. Custom

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<v Speaker 1>branding a ticketing experience that reflects Comedy Mothership's unique identity. Fine,

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<v Speaker 1>this is interesting. I think we could see a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more of this coming up. Personalized delayed delivery q R

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<v Speaker 1>ticket codes. That's to guard against reseller price gouging. So

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you clowns that buy Taylor Swift tickets and

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<v Speaker 1>then think you're going to resell them for a trillion dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>If Taylor finds out about this technology, all right, that's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>On site support professional assistants to ensure a smooth experience

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<v Speaker 1>for both guests and staff at every event. Real time

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<v Speaker 1>insights are tools to help organizers optimize operations and gain

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<v Speaker 1>valuable insights into audience behavior and patron experiences. Sounds to

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<v Speaker 1>me like we're tracking you so we can make some

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<v Speaker 1>more money. Jody Borton is the general manager of Comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Mothership and said live comedy thrives on making connections and

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<v Speaker 1>creating lasting memories for all pardicipants. Partnering with squad Up

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<v Speaker 1>allows us to bring that level of personalization, along with

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<v Speaker 1>the highest quality experience to Comedy Motherships. Event ticketing as

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<v Speaker 1>a unique intimate venue that reaches global audiences. We're excited

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<v Speaker 1>been pretty darn early, but I'm also up early, and

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<v Speaker 1>at for an hour at three am, checking in on

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<v Speaker 1>of that one. Thank you moderators. All right, say tomorrow