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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, just a quicker mind you.

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<v Speaker 2>Here a couple of things coming up. The final two

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<v Speaker 2>days for Rock the Bank cash giveaways. First keyword for

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<v Speaker 2>today will happen right after you say it.

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<v Speaker 1>We play it.

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<v Speaker 2>On that note, voting remains open a little more than

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes. This morning's featured band is Volbeat Jr. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to throw a vote in, everybody who

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<v Speaker 2>votes eligible to win my Chemical Romance tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Olds sold out Jr. Our show. I'm still shocked

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<v Speaker 1>how quickly that show sold out the whole tour did

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<v Speaker 1>I know. It's just crazy to me, but we have

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<v Speaker 1>tickets for it today and tomorrow. Just get your vote in.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, we play it. Got about fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, three Volebeat tunes. The one with the most votes,

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<v Speaker 2>we obviously will play back as decided by you at

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<v Speaker 2>nine o'clock. Let's start in Speedway, Indiana, which is where

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<v Speaker 2>the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is. Just outside of Indianapolis. Appropriate

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<v Speaker 2>say hello to a gentleman named William Demurs. William led

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<v Speaker 2>the Indianapolis police on an eighteen minute high speed chase,

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<v Speaker 2>and the speeds got into the triple digits. They ended

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<v Speaker 2>up on Raceway Road, right near the speedway. William eventually

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<v Speaker 2>pulled over, stopped, and then told the police that he

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<v Speaker 2>was giving up because the officers chasing him were really

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<v Speaker 2>good and he wanted to put an end to it

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<v Speaker 2>before anybody got hurt. As the conversation continued, he volunteered

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<v Speaker 2>the info that he was an habitual traffic violator that

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<v Speaker 2>always ran from the police because wealth he's really good

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<v Speaker 2>at it.

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<v Speaker 1>He said.

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<v Speaker 2>His record is now six and three versus the police.

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<v Speaker 1>How about that?

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<v Speaker 2>He did note and congratulate to Indianapolis officers on being

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<v Speaker 2>the first from that city to actually get him to stop,

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<v Speaker 2>because up until then he was always able to get

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<v Speaker 2>away from Indianapolis officers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here's a question. How old did you say? This guy?

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<v Speaker 2>They don't list his age, don't sound like what is it?

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<v Speaker 1>What would you guess? I'm guessing he sounds like somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in his twenties, like twenties or thirties.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably, yes, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Use your brain, Just shut your mouth. Six and three.

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<v Speaker 1>First of you, guys say that the old Tommy Boy

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<v Speaker 1>line it was running from bees.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to give him credit though for realizing, look, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going over one hundred miles per hour here they're chasing me.

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't going to end well for someone if this

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't stop, and recognizing that you have to give him

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<v Speaker 2>credit on that front.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, but why why are you doing it anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Don't give him credit there?

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<v Speaker 2>I do have to ask how the judge is going

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<v Speaker 2>to receive the information about being six and three and

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<v Speaker 2>running every time there's a traffic offense just because you

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<v Speaker 2>suck at driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Is the judge gonna find this out? Well, I'm sure,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure I would hope, but you never know that.

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<v Speaker 1>Everybody's so like busy, and you know this is all

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<v Speaker 1>from the police report, so obviously going straight to the man,

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<v Speaker 1>the man in the robe. Why did they put judges

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<v Speaker 1>in robes so you don't have to wear anything underneath?

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<v Speaker 1>It's all about comfortability in taco. No, let's be let's

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<v Speaker 1>be straight here. Why what did they just have them

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<v Speaker 1>up there in a three piece seat or something? Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Does that date back to the ages of Yes, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's a traditional garb. How about in England where they

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<v Speaker 2>wear there's white wigs.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just stupid. Still today, there's certain things you need

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<v Speaker 1>to retire.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a good luck and your driving endeavor, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>So speaking of driving, what's old is about to be

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<v Speaker 2>new again. I'm not sure anyone asked for this.

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<v Speaker 1>Pazuki Samurai is coming back. You're on the right track, Taco.

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<v Speaker 1>Not the Suzuki Samurai, which was one of the all

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<v Speaker 1>time most infamous vehicles. It would flip over. I had

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<v Speaker 1>two friends that flipped them, boyfriend and girlfriend. As a

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<v Speaker 1>matter of fact, the you Go is making a comeback.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're younger, you don't even probably know what the

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<v Speaker 1>Yugo is. It was a budget Ugo Slavia and produced vehicle.

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<v Speaker 2>There are several different models, and hey, Yugo Slavia isn't

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<v Speaker 2>even Yugoslavia anymore, Bosnian, Herzegovina, Croatian, several other countries.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Hey, there's one number of listeners Terry up on

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<v Speaker 1>TV runs breakers. Sorry squirrel, it's a diehard listener anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're putting of Ugo. I think the reason when

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<v Speaker 1>they they got rid of him because they were pos's

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<v Speaker 1>everybody made fun of them. I'm betting I know why

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<v Speaker 1>they're putting them out, because they're small and efficient.

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<v Speaker 2>Professor Alexander Belgik, an engineer, economist and professor with decades

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<v Speaker 2>of experience in the car industry, is behind this project.

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<v Speaker 2>He has already secured the funding required in buying the

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<v Speaker 2>rights to the Yugo name, filed the required trademark applications

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<v Speaker 2>all over the world, and commissioned a Serbian designer named

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<v Speaker 2>Darko Marchetta to come up with a handful of early

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<v Speaker 2>styling proposals.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds like an assassinist. His name Darko Machetta. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's disappeared some people, there's no doubt. Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Bosni and Serbia. Yeah, that's that's an area of

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<v Speaker 2>the world you just don't go dick around in. Although

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure other areas will go. Parts of this lovely country,

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<v Speaker 2>you just don't go there and dick around. Detroit, Oakland, Chicago,

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<v Speaker 2>come to mind, you go Florida. I just okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody googled why the judges wear robes to symbolize authority, impartiality,

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<v Speaker 1>and the rule of law. Tradition yep it oor originated

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<v Speaker 1>back in England. Let's see again, it's just like the wigs,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, just retire. Somebody else texted in one simple phrase,

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<v Speaker 1>s box Yeah, oh hugos. God, if you drove a

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<v Speaker 1>Yugo or anybody younger that again like Pats that doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what we're talking about, you were made fun of.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. And here's the other part. In that time frame,

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<v Speaker 2>there were plenty of vehicles under fifteen thousand dollars. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it was common to be able to go buy a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new vehicle for well under fifteen thousand dollars. Now

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, that's out of the question when

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<v Speaker 2>you're talking new, that's a used one. So was there

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<v Speaker 2>really even a need for a sub budget budget car

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<v Speaker 2>even then?

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<v Speaker 1>Pat's weren't they weren't they like six seven thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're cheaper than that. I I mean, because

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, cars were about thirteen to fifteen thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 1>did they? I think they were. Yeah. So anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>had a Yugo, we're not going to make fun of

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<v Speaker 1>you because hey, wheels or wheels in my eyes and Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not car dudes.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, the driver of the green streak for

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<v Speaker 2>crying out loud.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I drove a nineteen seventy seven Plymouth Valaris station

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<v Speaker 1>wagon for crying out loud. No, somebody text in he

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<v Speaker 1>had the right to remain silent, and he didn't tad

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<v Speaker 1>hit it on the head. No clothes under the robe,

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<v Speaker 1>so it's easy access. When they go to f you,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a judge's fault. They were in front of them, not.

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<v Speaker 2>Ours, right, right right. And finally, there's just a thirty

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<v Speaker 2>eight year old woman from Georgia named Christina Murray is

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<v Speaker 2>suing a fertility clinic and Georgia after they implanted the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong embryo and she ends up giving birth to someone

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<v Speaker 2>else's baby.

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<v Speaker 1>How did she know? She used. I'm going to get

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<v Speaker 1>to that.

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<v Speaker 2>She used a donor to get pregnant in twenty twenty three,

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<v Speaker 2>gave birth that December, but she immediately knew something was

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<v Speaker 2>wrong because she's white and the kid is black.

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<v Speaker 1>I was waiting.

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<v Speaker 2>She selected a donor with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes,

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<v Speaker 2>so imagine her surprise when her little bundle of joy arrived.

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<v Speaker 2>She then bought an at home DNA test and got

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<v Speaker 2>the results a month later. The test confirmed she and

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<v Speaker 2>the boy were not related in any way, shape or form,

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<v Speaker 2>she told the clinic. They figured out the embryo belonged

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<v Speaker 2>to another couple who were also clients, so that couple

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<v Speaker 2>had to sue Christina for custody, and she gave the

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<v Speaker 2>kid up voluntarily. He was about five months old by

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<v Speaker 2>that point.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the Georgia lady. I don't care. I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>your black baby anyway you take it. So they had

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<v Speaker 1>to sue her for customs as illegal. Yeah, okay, at

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<v Speaker 1>least they're getting a baby. And then sorry, Christina, try again.

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<v Speaker 2>Well she I mean she had bonded with the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>She breastfed him and took him to all of his

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<v Speaker 2>doctor's appointments for the first five months.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I thought she couldn't stand him. She has no no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she just realized it. Not clear how much she's suing for.

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<v Speaker 2>Lawsuit says it is an excess of seventy five thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Jury could obviously deserve her decide she deserves a lot more.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Everybody's texting in pat Yeah, she's gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>a buttload of money. But everybody's texted in yep, four door,

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<v Speaker 1>you go we Go. You know, remember the Ugo we

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<v Speaker 1>Go you go nowhere. PT cruisers were hilarious. My boss

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<v Speaker 1>bought one when I was a teenager, made fun of

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<v Speaker 1>it under pat under six k.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah it was. You said it was a budget,

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<v Speaker 2>budget car when cars are actually kind of affordable.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody just texted in you guys were thirty nine to

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<v Speaker 1>ninety five. Think of that right now. Like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>you look at a full size pickup, they're a hundred k.

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<v Speaker 2>Just some of these.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy, sick thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>And only I know we sounded like I can't get

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<v Speaker 1>off my yard. The only reason is because all those

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<v Speaker 1>electric gadgets did end up breaking quicker anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>You go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm crying, laughing my ass off. Poor ladies because Pat

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<v Speaker 1>going through that whole process. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh here here's sir. Maybe because it sets it on mother's.

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<v Speaker 1>Chest range well yeah, maybe the maybe the mom's embry

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<v Speaker 1>of am using a mixed.

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<v Speaker 2>Parent did hair and blue ice, No

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<v Speaker 1>Not Cuzy in his busy