Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one
Speaker 1: on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots all right, just a quicker mind you.
Speaker 2: Here a couple of things coming up. The final two
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Speaker 2: On that note, voting remains open a little more than
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes. This morning's featured band is Volbeat Jr. Facebook page.
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Speaker 1: Big Olds sold out Jr. Our show. I'm still shocked
Speaker 1: how quickly that show sold out the whole tour did
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Speaker 1: You say, we play it. Got about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, three Volebeat tunes. The one with the most votes,
Speaker 2: we obviously will play back as decided by you at
Speaker 2: nine o'clock. Let's start in Speedway, Indiana, which is where
Speaker 2: the Indianapolis Motor Speedway is. Just outside of Indianapolis. Appropriate
Speaker 2: say hello to a gentleman named William Demurs. William led
Speaker 2: the Indianapolis police on an eighteen minute high speed chase,
Speaker 2: and the speeds got into the triple digits. They ended
Speaker 2: up on Raceway Road, right near the speedway. William eventually
Speaker 2: pulled over, stopped, and then told the police that he
Speaker 2: was giving up because the officers chasing him were really
Speaker 2: good and he wanted to put an end to it
Speaker 2: before anybody got hurt. As the conversation continued, he volunteered
Speaker 2: the info that he was an habitual traffic violator that
Speaker 2: always ran from the police because wealth he's really good
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 1: He said.
Speaker 2: His record is now six and three versus the police.
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 2: He did note and congratulate to Indianapolis officers on being
Speaker 2: the first from that city to actually get him to stop,
Speaker 2: because up until then he was always able to get
Speaker 2: away from Indianapolis officers.
Speaker 1: Okay, here's a question. How old did you say? This guy?
Speaker 2: They don't list his age, don't sound like what is it?
Speaker 1: What would you guess? I'm guessing he sounds like somebody
Speaker 1: in his twenties, like twenties or thirties.
Speaker 2: Probably, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1: Use your brain, Just shut your mouth. Six and three.
Speaker 1: First of you, guys say that the old Tommy Boy
Speaker 1: line it was running from bees.
Speaker 2: Got to give him credit though for realizing, look, I'm
Speaker 2: going over one hundred miles per hour here they're chasing me.
Speaker 2: This isn't going to end well for someone if this
Speaker 2: doesn't stop, and recognizing that you have to give him
Speaker 2: credit on that front.
Speaker 1: I do, but why why are you doing it anyway?
Speaker 1: Don't give him credit there?
Speaker 2: I do have to ask how the judge is going
Speaker 2: to receive the information about being six and three and
Speaker 2: running every time there's a traffic offense just because you
Speaker 2: suck at driving.
Speaker 1: Is the judge gonna find this out? Well, I'm sure,
Speaker 1: I'm sure I would hope, but you never know that.
Speaker 1: Everybody's so like busy, and you know this is all
Speaker 1: from the police report, so obviously going straight to the man,
Speaker 1: the man in the robe. Why did they put judges
Speaker 1: in robes so you don't have to wear anything underneath?
Speaker 1: It's all about comfortability in taco. No, let's be let's
Speaker 1: be straight here. Why what did they just have them
Speaker 1: up there in a three piece seat or something? Is it?
Speaker 2: Does that date back to the ages of Yes, it's
Speaker 2: it's a traditional garb. How about in England where they
Speaker 2: wear there's white wigs.
Speaker 1: That's just stupid. Still today, there's certain things you need
Speaker 1: to retire.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: It's a good luck and your driving endeavor, sir.
Speaker 2: So speaking of driving, what's old is about to be
Speaker 2: new again. I'm not sure anyone asked for this.
Speaker 1: Pazuki Samurai is coming back. You're on the right track, Taco.
Speaker 1: Not the Suzuki Samurai, which was one of the all
Speaker 1: time most infamous vehicles. It would flip over. I had
Speaker 1: two friends that flipped them, boyfriend and girlfriend. As a
Speaker 1: matter of fact, the you Go is making a comeback.
Speaker 1: If you're younger, you don't even probably know what the
Speaker 1: Yugo is. It was a budget Ugo Slavia and produced vehicle.
Speaker 2: There are several different models, and hey, Yugo Slavia isn't
Speaker 2: even Yugoslavia anymore, Bosnian, Herzegovina, Croatian, several other countries.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Hey, there's one number of listeners Terry up on
Speaker 1: TV runs breakers. Sorry squirrel, it's a diehard listener anyway.
Speaker 1: So they're putting of Ugo. I think the reason when
Speaker 1: they they got rid of him because they were pos's
Speaker 1: everybody made fun of them. I'm betting I know why
Speaker 1: they're putting them out, because they're small and efficient.
Speaker 2: Professor Alexander Belgik, an engineer, economist and professor with decades
Speaker 2: of experience in the car industry, is behind this project.
Speaker 2: He has already secured the funding required in buying the
Speaker 2: rights to the Yugo name, filed the required trademark applications
Speaker 2: all over the world, and commissioned a Serbian designer named
Speaker 2: Darko Marchetta to come up with a handful of early
Speaker 2: styling proposals.
Speaker 1: That sounds like an assassinist. His name Darko Machetta. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's disappeared some people, there's no doubt. Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bosni and Serbia. Yeah, that's that's an area of
Speaker 2: the world you just don't go dick around in. Although
Speaker 2: I'm sure other areas will go. Parts of this lovely country,
Speaker 2: you just don't go there and dick around. Detroit, Oakland, Chicago,
Speaker 2: come to mind, you go Florida. I just okay.
Speaker 1: Somebody googled why the judges wear robes to symbolize authority, impartiality,
Speaker 1: and the rule of law. Tradition yep it oor originated
Speaker 1: back in England. Let's see again, it's just like the wigs,
Speaker 1: come on, just retire. Somebody else texted in one simple phrase,
Speaker 1: s box Yeah, oh hugos. God, if you drove a
Speaker 1: Yugo or anybody younger that again like Pats that doesn't
Speaker 1: know what we're talking about, you were made fun of.
Speaker 2: Yes. And here's the other part. In that time frame,
Speaker 2: there were plenty of vehicles under fifteen thousand dollars. I mean,
Speaker 2: it was common to be able to go buy a
Speaker 2: brand new vehicle for well under fifteen thousand dollars. Now
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, that's out of the question when
Speaker 2: you're talking new, that's a used one. So was there
Speaker 2: really even a need for a sub budget budget car
Speaker 2: even then?
Speaker 1: Pat's weren't they weren't they like six seven thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I think we're cheaper than that. I I mean, because
Speaker 1: like you said, cars were about thirteen to fifteen thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: did they? I think they were. Yeah. So anybody that
Speaker 1: had a Yugo, we're not going to make fun of
Speaker 1: you because hey, wheels or wheels in my eyes and Pat,
Speaker 1: we're not car dudes.
Speaker 2: But you know, the driver of the green streak for
Speaker 2: crying out loud.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I drove a nineteen seventy seven Plymouth Valaris station
Speaker 1: wagon for crying out loud. No, somebody text in he
Speaker 1: had the right to remain silent, and he didn't tad
Speaker 1: hit it on the head. No clothes under the robe,
Speaker 1: so it's easy access. When they go to f you,
Speaker 1: it's a judge's fault. They were in front of them, not.
Speaker 2: Ours, right, right right. And finally, there's just a thirty
Speaker 2: eight year old woman from Georgia named Christina Murray is
Speaker 2: suing a fertility clinic and Georgia after they implanted the
Speaker 2: wrong embryo and she ends up giving birth to someone
Speaker 2: else's baby.
Speaker 1: How did she know? She used. I'm going to get
Speaker 1: to that.
Speaker 2: She used a donor to get pregnant in twenty twenty three,
Speaker 2: gave birth that December, but she immediately knew something was
Speaker 2: wrong because she's white and the kid is black.
Speaker 1: I was waiting.
Speaker 2: She selected a donor with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes,
Speaker 2: so imagine her surprise when her little bundle of joy arrived.
Speaker 2: She then bought an at home DNA test and got
Speaker 2: the results a month later. The test confirmed she and
Speaker 2: the boy were not related in any way, shape or form,
Speaker 2: she told the clinic. They figured out the embryo belonged
Speaker 2: to another couple who were also clients, so that couple
Speaker 2: had to sue Christina for custody, and she gave the
Speaker 2: kid up voluntarily. He was about five months old by
Speaker 2: that point.
Speaker 1: Here's the Georgia lady. I don't care. I don't want
Speaker 1: your black baby anyway you take it. So they had
Speaker 1: to sue her for customs as illegal. Yeah, okay, at
Speaker 1: least they're getting a baby. And then sorry, Christina, try again.
Speaker 2: Well she I mean she had bonded with the kids.
Speaker 2: She breastfed him and took him to all of his
Speaker 2: doctor's appointments for the first five months.
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought she couldn't stand him. She has no no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: she just realized it. Not clear how much she's suing for.
Speaker 2: Lawsuit says it is an excess of seventy five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: Jury could obviously deserve her decide she deserves a lot more.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Everybody's texting in pat Yeah, she's gonna get
Speaker 1: a buttload of money. But everybody's texted in yep, four door,
Speaker 1: you go we Go. You know, remember the Ugo we
Speaker 1: Go you go nowhere. PT cruisers were hilarious. My boss
Speaker 1: bought one when I was a teenager, made fun of
Speaker 1: it under pat under six k.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah it was. You said it was a budget,
Speaker 2: budget car when cars are actually kind of affordable.
Speaker 1: Somebody just texted in you guys were thirty nine to
Speaker 1: ninety five. Think of that right now. Like you said,
Speaker 1: you look at a full size pickup, they're a hundred k.
Speaker 2: Just some of these.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, sick thing.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: And only I know we sounded like I can't get
Speaker 1: off my yard. The only reason is because all those
Speaker 1: electric gadgets did end up breaking quicker anyway.
Speaker 2: You go.
Speaker 1: I'm crying, laughing my ass off. Poor ladies because Pat
Speaker 1: going through that whole process. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh here here's sir. Maybe because it sets it on mother's.
Speaker 1: Chest range well yeah, maybe the maybe the mom's embry
Speaker 1: of am using a mixed.
Speaker 2: Parent did hair and blue ice, No
Speaker 1: Not Cuzy in his busy