Speaker 1: We will have to. Honestly, I ain't got no other choice.
Speaker 2: We're over here complaining because our iPhone thirteen's are glitching,
Speaker 2: are acting up on us, and isn't like Apple dealing
Speaker 2: with this whole lawsuit about how they do like mess
Speaker 2: up your phone?
Speaker 1: Right upgrade right, I'm the number one complainant, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: how you say it? I don't know my number one
Speaker 1: complaint or I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm having a fucking aneurysm.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we don't know about today, but welcome to episode
Speaker 2: thirty one of Sipping Tequila thirty one thirty one eight
Speaker 2: twenty one, No thirty one. Oh what was I gonna say?
Speaker 2: I already forgot. Yeah, so we're gonna have to get
Speaker 2: the new iPhones.
Speaker 1: Dude, we're old, just like our iPhones. We're real iPhone
Speaker 1: thirteen who which, by.
Speaker 2: The way, speed of old. I actually saw today that
Speaker 2: losing sleep actually does make you feel old.
Speaker 1: Knew it, Yeah, I knew it. Yeah, I haven't been sleeping,
Speaker 1: so that makes sense everything.
Speaker 2: I feel like your whole body hair is when you
Speaker 2: don't get good arrest. Oh yeah for sure, you know, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't remember what sleep is after having kids.
Speaker 1: Shoot, I can only imagine the lack of sleep you get.
Speaker 2: It's insane because you know, you have the newborn and
Speaker 2: then all of a sudden they're going through sleep regressions,
Speaker 2: which our like, what is the a year and a
Speaker 2: half now, yeah, he's a year and a half. He's
Speaker 2: going through a sleep regression right now. No one. So
Speaker 2: it's annoying. He's waking up at the same damn time
Speaker 2: every night, one am, and then he's waking up at
Speaker 2: four goes back to sleep, but it takes him a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, annoying, especially on a school night. Like, bro, come on,
Speaker 1: like work with me.
Speaker 2: Do nine? You don't even sleep in you know what
Speaker 2: I mean? If you stan, it'd be different, but you don't. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh my gosh. Yeah that's why I'm not having kids.
Speaker 2: That's birth control for me. I need sleep. I mean,
Speaker 2: it is a saying that this new generation isn't about
Speaker 2: having kids, even like you know, President Trump is offering
Speaker 2: money for people kids.
Speaker 1: Honestly, five thousand dollars I thought about it.
Speaker 2: It is a good amount of money, but kids are
Speaker 2: way more than that. Oh yeah, you're gonna go thro
Speaker 2: those five g's easy with the formula with the diapers
Speaker 2: and all the other things you need when you have
Speaker 2: a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can take your five g's and shove it
Speaker 1: or just send it to me without having kids, how
Speaker 1: about it?
Speaker 2: About it?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you that single people don't get no five
Speaker 1: thousand dollars, no kids, shoes, shoe give me my stimmy.
Speaker 2: I also, I am feeling some guilt because you know
Speaker 2: how I gave.
Speaker 1: Up chips for lent.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm making up for that all that time right now,
Speaker 2: the way I have been eating tha keys every day
Speaker 2: at work this week.
Speaker 1: You give it up for what?
Speaker 2: Right? Right back at it. It's like I feel like
Speaker 2: I can give things up because I in my mind,
Speaker 2: I think it's okay because I can make all that
Speaker 2: time up. Yeah, and it's.
Speaker 1: Not, you know, I think that's what they call addiction.
Speaker 1: Oh well, damn, maybe you're just relapsing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because that happened with coffee too. Remember when I
Speaker 2: gave it up for a month and then I was
Speaker 2: having like three four cups of coffee every day after
Speaker 2: that month was up, and it was so bad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't know how to like stop that.
Speaker 1: You have a mentality one, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I definitely have. That's why I say I
Speaker 2: cannot do a white girl, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I love uppers and I feel like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: love it. I tried Addie one time and I had
Speaker 2: a great time, and I know that I have to
Speaker 2: stay away from it. I can't become dependent of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I feel that. I get that, totally get it.
Speaker 2: I know how I am. I have some awareness, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, she runs in my family, so so it's
Speaker 1: a it's a dangerous game to play.
Speaker 2: We get it.
Speaker 1: You don't want to test the water too.
Speaker 2: Much learning from others.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Yeah, it's the slippers, it's that white girl.
Speaker 2: Let's see what else? What are we talking about? Became
Speaker 2: unprepared today, We apologize. Yeah, it's been a busy week.
Speaker 2: It has been a busy month.
Speaker 1: Got single the mile we're preparing for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're doing a tour to Taco. A lot of
Speaker 2: videos to edit, a lot of content to edit.
Speaker 1: We Yeah, we have a bar crawl coming up Saturday,
Speaker 1: May third. If you ain't there, you square as.
Speaker 2: Hell, still love to party with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's gonna be like free tequila tastings and everything.
Speaker 1: The VIP tickets is where it's at, to be honest, Yeah,
Speaker 1: because you get like a lot of free stuff. You
Speaker 1: get like three free tacos and like I think some Margarita's.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's gonna be lips. So better see you there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll pull I mean, if you have us on
Speaker 2: Instagram at Radio Suzette, I kiss if I'm momo was,
Speaker 2: we post all the details there, so if you definitely
Speaker 2: want to come through Saturday, we'll be hooking up with
Speaker 2: tickets to that so you can see all the details
Speaker 2: of where to be, what time and all that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Good stuff. Which, by the way, remember yesterday we were
Speaker 2: talking about the Blake Lively Justin Baldoni lawsuit on and
Speaker 2: how people are curious to see like if Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: is going to be deposed and people are like people
Speaker 2: feel like there are text messages between her and Blake Lively.
Speaker 2: That's going to make Taylor Swift look like a mean
Speaker 2: girl out here, because some people have said that she's
Speaker 2: a mean girl behind the scenes, but her whole persona
Speaker 2: is a good girl.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I just saw that depositions are coming next for
Speaker 2: this trial.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, and it was soon.
Speaker 2: It looks like Hugh Jackman and Taylor Swift are expected
Speaker 2: to be deposed, or Hugh Jackman because he's Ryan reynolds bestie,
Speaker 2: and apparently he was also kind of used to get
Speaker 2: like their way oh in the filming of It ends
Speaker 2: with Us. So I don't think it was just Taylor
Speaker 2: Swift that was used for like manpower, but it was
Speaker 2: also Hugh Jackman. Oh, and he was at all the
Speaker 2: press release. He was there with them on the red
Speaker 2: carpet for the movie, which I thought was so weird.
Speaker 1: Little puppet master or what that was?
Speaker 2: Weird?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Holly weird.
Speaker 2: No. I know Taylor Swift wanted absolutely nothing to do
Speaker 2: with all this drama, but it doesn't look like Blake
Speaker 2: Lively was able to get her out of it. So
Speaker 2: we'll see.
Speaker 1: She's been really quiet, yeah Americana.
Speaker 2: She who knows if it is because of this, but
Speaker 2: she's just been like, I think, overly quiet. I can't
Speaker 2: remember the last time she went.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't heard about her or heard from her
Speaker 1: in a minute.
Speaker 2: Because it was like all her and Travis KELCEI for
Speaker 2: a while. Like, I understand the super Bowl was done now,
Speaker 2: but it was like for a hot minute, it was
Speaker 2: like all we were talking about.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's just on VAK like Taite's on Vaca.
Speaker 2: She'd been on Vaca for a while. But I guess
Speaker 2: that's I mean, I mean, I get it though, you can, yeah,
Speaker 2: play hard. She was on tour for like ever, Yeah,
Speaker 2: with the longest show ever.
Speaker 1: Right, and she probably made a grip little money and
Speaker 1: she's enjoying it. So that could also just be the
Speaker 1: reason that's true.
Speaker 2: Well we'll see, but maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's hiding out. Yeah, well, I mean because I mean,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be out in the public whenever
Speaker 1: you do have a deposition and some in I don't
Speaker 1: even know how it works, but yeah, you don't want
Speaker 1: to say anything wrong to anybody, so why even go
Speaker 1: out in public.
Speaker 2: I mean, this thing is going to be going on
Speaker 2: for a while because the trial is not till twenty
Speaker 2: twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so for.
Speaker 2: Sure the speed of trials, Diddy's sex trafficking trial is
Speaker 2: going to start May fifth, single the mile, So that's like.
Speaker 1: Right there, we're going to be drinking.
Speaker 2: Oh, I can't wait to see all that.
Speaker 1: It's going to be crazy, you know what. We're long
Speaker 1: overdue for a good trial.
Speaker 2: I know that's good one Johnny Depp and ever heard
Speaker 2: was that? The less?
Speaker 1: I think there was one after that. Facing You're right,
Speaker 1: there was one.
Speaker 2: There was What the heck was it?
Speaker 1: I literally watched it. Shoot, okay, I'm gonna come back
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 2: No, No, is it the Menendez? No? Because they didn't
Speaker 2: go to child, did they?
Speaker 1: I don't remember. This is this is what happens whenever
Speaker 1: you get old, for real, for real.
Speaker 2: I get that.
Speaker 1: Hm hmm.
Speaker 2: You're right, though, I feel like something did go down.
Speaker 2: Oh asap Rocky.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, literally and you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but a Rocky one was wild. Yeah, especially see
Speaker 2: him seeing him jump to Rihanna, like jump into Rihanna's arms. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's not guilty. I was like, dang, oh my god, girl.
Speaker 1: I saw TMZ. Maybe TMZ posted a video of Rihanna
Speaker 1: walking down the street in Beverly Hills and she's all
Speaker 1: holding her side. Yes, girl, I think you gotta have
Speaker 1: another baby.
Speaker 2: I ain't got the money for it.
Speaker 1: There's no beating allegations. I'm so sorry. Yeah, you might
Speaker 1: need to have another if you want to keep this
Speaker 1: truck record going.
Speaker 2: Well, if you don't know, Rhianna and I are on
Speaker 2: the same baby schedule because both our boys have been
Speaker 2: bored around the same time. I think her boys were
Speaker 2: born before mine, but it's like months apart and she cannot.
Speaker 2: I said, I'm done. We were supposed to be done.
Speaker 2: Read but I did see an interview where she said
Speaker 2: she wants to have a big family.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh, she having a big family. She popping
Speaker 1: them out one ride after the other.
Speaker 2: Wait, which is the best way to do it because
Speaker 2: you just want to get past that newborn phase as
Speaker 2: soon as possible. And it's like, yeah, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean, Like I got rid of all the newborn stuff. Man,
Speaker 2: they know, getting pregnant again for me, I feel that though.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, because once you get rid of it, then
Speaker 1: like you got to have another baby shower. Everyone I
Speaker 1: know that like has had babies back to back, either
Speaker 1: second kid, third kid, whatever, you give them a baby sprinkle, yes,
Speaker 1: no longer a baby shower.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: The big stuff.
Speaker 2: I remember you guys, like you came up with that
Speaker 2: where it's like we don't need the big stuff, but
Speaker 2: we do need like diaper.
Speaker 1: Yeah all that. It's like a different gender or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hey a Rihanna, Yeah, we're never getting R nine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with Don't Be Dumb.
Speaker 2: That album was supposed to drop last August.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm tired of these artists giving us ideas
Speaker 1: that they might have an album coming out and then
Speaker 1: just playing with us exactly play with my emotions.
Speaker 2: Emotions, which, by the way, we I feel like there's
Speaker 2: a lot of music coming like there is. We're still
Speaker 2: waiting on Don't Be Done by a Step Rocky. We're
Speaker 2: waiting on R nine, which Rihanna said she is going
Speaker 2: to give us, and then Justin Bieber is teasing new music.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for the Carter's sake, so I'm about you.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the album covered to that, which, by the way,
Speaker 2: Lil Wayne has been in the news a lot for
Speaker 2: saying that he's no longer going to do the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl Have Time show. The feeling was.
Speaker 1: Stolen from me, and I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it, But man, it is offered to you,
Speaker 2: It was offered to you. How are you gonna say no, oh,
Speaker 2: exactly done right now, right right? Especially imagine a Young
Speaker 2: Money halftime. Is he not gonna do it right?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 2: Nikki Drake Birdman, like, oh, not Tiger, because Tiger walked
Speaker 2: out of he left Young Money. But like, you know,
Speaker 2: how was he not gonna do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it has to happen. It would be dope, it
Speaker 1: would be legendary. Yeah, but I mean I'm down for
Speaker 1: a Tea Pain halftime show, to be honest.
Speaker 2: This is Tea Pain's year after Coachella. Man got his flowers.
Speaker 1: Yea, I love him.
Speaker 2: Maybe I want to actually see him in concert, like have.
Speaker 1: Gog got running back?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I saw t Pain whenever he came with pit Bull.
Speaker 1: That was electric.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right. I forgot that they toured together.
Speaker 1: They literally were jumping around stage together wearing red and
Speaker 1: yellow looking like ketchup and mustard. But I got hung Forzie.
Speaker 1: But yeah, time bro dang. He pay is a legend.
Speaker 2: That's in my entire middle school, high school and doesn't
Speaker 2: add as apoint like, like I will forever say that
Speaker 2: people like a Pibole concert is top top five for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's so funny. He just chases around the
Speaker 1: girls like and he has them all dressed up like
Speaker 1: booty owl everything. Yeah, I know, so good.
Speaker 2: He's got the best booty shakers on stage and then
Speaker 2: he did he do like the music videos on the screens.
Speaker 2: I believe so, yeah, because you know how he has
Speaker 2: songs with like Crisida Guilera, he usually shows their part
Speaker 2: like in the screen so everyone can sing along to
Speaker 2: at least when I saw the two times that I
Speaker 2: saw him, he did that, which I really appreciated because
Speaker 2: I'm a big music video yeah type of gal.
Speaker 1: I love that well. To be honest, I was a
Speaker 1: little drunk.
Speaker 2: A little crunk, that's the appropriate way to describe it.
Speaker 1: Advancing. So, now that I'm thinking about it, I don't
Speaker 1: actually remember, but I'm pretty sure I did see some
Speaker 1: stuff on the screens. I know there was something.
Speaker 2: See pain that guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Next concert coming up is J Belvian.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, we're gonna be We're gonna be at J
Speaker 2: Balvin back to the Rio tour. He said he said
Speaker 2: we were going to take shots backstage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you interviewed him.
Speaker 2: So who do we hit it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You know, I mean we could set it up.
Speaker 1: All it takes is one phone call.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Sneakers to wear stop out act crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, literally, that would be dope. I can see
Speaker 1: you getting backstage. You and the whole crew.
Speaker 2: And then Raudejandros tonight, which I'm kind of said, I'm
Speaker 2: missaying out on that show. Yeah, because have you seen
Speaker 2: he is a fine man to look at and his
Speaker 2: whole like tour is kind of like a Broadway show,
Speaker 2: Like there's a lot of acting.
Speaker 1: There's a whole dress code to go, like, Oh.
Speaker 2: It's like the right like suits and whatnot.
Speaker 1: It's very hot.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see that on social media, to
Speaker 2: be honest with you, and then what else to do? Oh,
Speaker 2: Kendrick Lamorn says that is at the end of May.
Speaker 1: He's twenty seven. Yeah, two days after my birthday, me exact,
Speaker 1: and just a few days before your your Memorial Day party.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we bag at it again.
Speaker 1: Damn, it is looking bright. I'm so ready on Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's fully Tourus season right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, it is officially started the nineteenth of April.
Speaker 1: So Gemini season around the corner. Are you feeling it? Oh?
Speaker 2: No, are you feeling Oh you're Gemini.
Speaker 1: I'm a Gemini. I love myst Yeah, I love my
Speaker 1: Taurus peeps. But yeah, I'm a Gemini, but I do
Speaker 1: love tourist season. You know, Taurus love money. So I
Speaker 1: do too.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I got really bad news right now.
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh my god, you're gonna spell the tea tequila.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know if I can, but I'm
Speaker 2: gonna do it anyway. Do it. Our TikTok account got banned.
Speaker 1: Shut up, that's on the wait, like Kim, Yeah what why?
Speaker 2: So we ket a warning that our account wasn't being
Speaker 2: recommended anymore because guide like community guidelines were broken and
Speaker 2: so I'm not like attached email wise or anything, so whatef.
Speaker 2: Our coworkers submitted an appeal and was trying to get
Speaker 2: that situated. But I guess right now that they tried
Speaker 2: to log back in. It's now telling us that the
Speaker 2: account has been banned due to impersonation violation. Your jokes, impersonation.
Speaker 2: We were like the official legit station account. Oh read
Speaker 2: our community guidelines for more details. You may also appeal
Speaker 2: this decision if you believe we made a mistake. Yes,
Speaker 2: you made a mistake, TikTok. So now we got to
Speaker 2: go through all.
Speaker 1: That that is annoying. Yeah, TikTok too.
Speaker 2: I literally had a video kind of go viral on
Speaker 2: our kiss FM TikTok account.
Speaker 1: Which one was it?
Speaker 2: It was the one where I was confused about Justin
Speaker 2: Bieber posting Handy Bieber but using Beyonce irreplaceable song and
Speaker 2: I was like, does they know what that song is about? Anyways,
Speaker 2: it had like seventy thousand views. It was kind of
Speaker 2: blowing up unless it was Haley Haley, yeah said yeah allegedly.
Speaker 1: Allegedly. No, that's crazy though, Yeah, I never been banned.
Speaker 2: Have I been banned? No? I have not. I'm just
Speaker 2: like a rule follower, yeah, which is the same.
Speaker 1: Actually, I have had like a warning because I posted
Speaker 1: like a fight I was at I was at the
Speaker 1: birds nest and then yeah, these dudes started getting into it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I think there was a bit involved,
Speaker 1: because there always is whenever men are fighting drunk. And
Speaker 1: then yeah, one of them just ended up on the
Speaker 1: floor somehow. So I posted that on TikTok and then
Speaker 1: they were like, we basically took down this video because
Speaker 1: it does not meet community guidelines. And I was like,
Speaker 1: but what about all the other people that are posting
Speaker 1: fight vide I.
Speaker 2: Don't gonna say. I've seen a lot of five videos
Speaker 2: on ticketa right, Like, why did you.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden with my video? It was a problem, right,
Speaker 1: But it's all good. It is what it is. I
Speaker 1: took the video down. Yeah, and my account's still good,
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like I might be shadow band, but
Speaker 2: that's for other reasons.
Speaker 1: I'm so curious to see what video it was that.
Speaker 2: I mean, somebody had to have reported us for it to.
Speaker 1: Be like get banned as Oh yeah, impersonation?
Speaker 2: Impersonation?
Speaker 1: Right? Who do they think they are? Actually?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: I don't like that. Is there another kiss FM account?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I am we're fighting? I mean, I don't know. It
Speaker 1: is what it is, but just know that if we
Speaker 1: catch you, you're done. We got people in high places
Speaker 1: that technology deposed and exposed.
Speaker 2: What are we gonna do about that? Now? Man? That's crazy?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh oh also sorry, way off topic, but we saw
Speaker 2: this earlier this week, and I was like, the audacity
Speaker 2: the academies voting on movies without actually watching them. What
Speaker 2: did you see this? No? So the academies like they
Speaker 2: just implemented a new rule that members have to watch
Speaker 2: all nominated films in each category to be eligible to
Speaker 2: vote in the final round for the Oscars.
Speaker 1: What how does it make sense that that rule is
Speaker 1: being just barely put in.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, y'all were voting without watching the movies? What.
Speaker 2: I don't feel the type.
Speaker 1: Of way about. I don't actress no sense. How are
Speaker 1: they even allowed to vote if they haven't seen the movie?
Speaker 1: You should? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I'm like surprised that they even put this out there,
Speaker 2: this new rule, Like you should have hushed that one up.
Speaker 1: No, because literally, because all my guests are flabbered, like
Speaker 1: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's that.
Speaker 1: Everything's a lie. Nothing to tell us is a real.
Speaker 1: Don't believe anything.
Speaker 2: That's the title thing. Everything is a.
Speaker 1: Lie because what academy where, Like, I don't know, we're everybody? Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn it, Oh my god, is anything real? I know
Speaker 1: birds aren't, but I am scared of those bitches.
Speaker 2: So, okay, did we talk about that on the podcast
Speaker 2: because we said we were going to like our fears.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, I don't know if we actually haven't talked
Speaker 1: about them.
Speaker 2: So one of Moe's fears is birds, and I got
Speaker 2: to see. I got to see it firsthand. We were
Speaker 2: at a restaurant and they sat us outside in the
Speaker 2: patio and it was popping with them birds.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And the way I saw you just twitch every time
Speaker 2: one got near, and they were getting hell of close
Speaker 2: to I was like, what the hell.
Speaker 1: Bro, they can smell the fear on me, I swear.
Speaker 2: I don't think I would have noticed if it wasn't
Speaker 2: for like I just seeing the fear that was yeah face.
Speaker 1: I can't hide it. Yeah, no, I can't hide it.
Speaker 1: It's scary. I don't know where it started. I don't
Speaker 1: know where it came from. I just like don't like
Speaker 1: the idea of like birds. I don't like the sounds
Speaker 1: of their flapping. I don't like them near me.
Speaker 2: Like now, you're making me like it's get the egg.
Speaker 1: Like literally, they could poke your eyes out at any point.
Speaker 1: They shit everywhere. Literally, Yeah, they could turn on you
Speaker 1: for real. I mean from a far away whatever. You
Speaker 1: can like sweet sweet, but like not near me. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's just I can't handle it. I can't.
Speaker 2: It's legit. That is what What is that phobia called?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's something that's like uncontrollable. I've tried.
Speaker 1: I've tried to get over it. And every time I
Speaker 1: think I'm good and I go out in public and
Speaker 1: there's like, say, if I go to a beach, right,
Speaker 1: and I go to a restaurant that's by the beach,
Speaker 1: or I go to a boardwalk or wharf. In Italy
Speaker 1: was the worst. In Venice it was the worst. I
Speaker 1: couldn't even walk eyes. Yeah, no, it was terrible.
Speaker 2: The phobia of birds is called oh man, I can't see.
Speaker 2: Try try ornithophobia. Yeah, is that?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard it before. That's the word, right there.
Speaker 2: Never heard of her, never heard of her. Orphore phobia. Right,
Speaker 2: I have triple phobia.
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: Have you heard of triple phobia?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It sounds like you be though.
Speaker 2: I do trip when I see this, I show you
Speaker 2: pictures and then I'll describe it. Oh, I can't believe
Speaker 2: I'm google imaging it right now. I'm gonna have to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it, Okay, you know, because I too
Speaker 1: freak out when I look at these videos, but like
Speaker 1: in a like obsessive kind of like I want to
Speaker 1: touch it, but also like.
Speaker 2: Oh that's like legend.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Oh my god. Yeah no, it makes my
Speaker 1: skull kind of like tingle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the phobia with a bunch of holes. But
Speaker 2: it's like it's like I don't know, because there's a
Speaker 2: bunch of pictures where it's like on people's skin, which
Speaker 2: I don't Oh yeah real, but that those pictures, man,
Speaker 2: they make me it's freaky. It is freaky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is.
Speaker 2: My kids have a book where there's an image I
Speaker 2: don't even know what it is. It looks like a plant,
Speaker 2: but it looks like a bunch of little holes in
Speaker 2: the plant, and it triggers my triplephobia. And every time
Speaker 2: they we get to that page, I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm kind of like upset with that. But
Speaker 1: and I don't like it's so weird.
Speaker 2: But I've told you that.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, you told me you don't like cats.
Speaker 2: I just don't trust cats, and that that's because I
Speaker 2: had a recurring dream when I was younger that a
Speaker 2: cat sat on my face and then I couldn't move
Speaker 2: and it woke up and I suffocated to death, Like
Speaker 2: he killed me. It just sat on my face.
Speaker 1: That person put his whole that's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was a big one too.
Speaker 1: I never liked cats until, like, really, I don't until
Speaker 1: my roommates got cats. I'm my friends, I'm cool with
Speaker 1: their cats. Other cats sometimes question it's just like cats
Speaker 1: sometimes freak me out because you never know what they're thinking.
Speaker 1: They're kind of unpredictable. But I do like them, and
Speaker 1: I see why people appeal to them because like they're
Speaker 1: low maintenance, they have their really mysterious personalities and stuff.
Speaker 2: But I just don't understand how like they turn on
Speaker 2: their owners. Yeah, that's why I don't trust them. It's like,
Speaker 2: that's your owner, and you go and turn on them
Speaker 2: and attack them.
Speaker 1: Right, Because where it's a loyalty, right right, That's why
Speaker 1: people say that's my dog, because dogs got loyalty, you
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. But whenever it comes to cats,
Speaker 1: it's just you never know.
Speaker 2: And I have heard that cats are also protectors.
Speaker 1: They are there, and I mean they are world loyal
Speaker 1: to It's just you know, like I said, the right cat,
Speaker 1: they're on the wrong day, will fuck you up. And
Speaker 1: they have this weird they have this weird disease. It
Speaker 1: starts with like a T, but basically, if you get
Speaker 1: scratched by a cat that has this certain gene or
Speaker 1: whatever in their spid or whatever, they can essentially like
Speaker 1: infect you to the point where like you could die.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it happened my roommate, like his cat bit him
Speaker 1: at one point, and I don't know like all the
Speaker 1: logistics behind it, but yeah, he had to go get medicine.
Speaker 1: His veins got all you could see, like every single
Speaker 1: one of his veins.
Speaker 2: Turned into catwoman. Yeah, yeah, miss me with that.
Speaker 1: What the hell? It was weird? It was like, definitely freaky.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, no hate, no shade to the cat owners.
Speaker 2: But I'm just kidding. I get it, but I don't
Speaker 2: get it. Yeah, you know what I mean, to each
Speaker 2: their own, I guess, well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know they say that the crazy cat lady
Speaker 1: thing is. They say it for a reason because if
Speaker 1: you're living with like cats and then you have their
Speaker 1: fumes from their litter and everything, from their piss and everything,
Speaker 1: you can actually go crazy from that.
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but fumes can actually drive you crazy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I actually did hear something about that, but I didn't
Speaker 2: pay too much attention.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's if you're dirty, though, Yeah, that's if
Speaker 1: you don't change your litter box. That's if you let
Speaker 1: them piss everywhere and you just let it be, you
Speaker 1: don't clean it. Yeah, they don't clean themselves, like, that's
Speaker 1: when it becomes a problem.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'm Gucci. I'll stick to dogs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I love dogs. I love big dogs.
Speaker 2: I do too. It's just I feel bad because, like,
Speaker 2: at least here in Phoenix, it's so hot to have
Speaker 2: a damn dog. Yeah you know what I mean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's why we have a small dog with a small
Speaker 2: doggy door that can go in and out. But my
Speaker 2: whole life had dogs. It's just too sudden. Wasn't as
Speaker 2: hot as Phoenix. It wasn't. We went the other week
Speaker 2: and it was cold as hell over there was what
Speaker 2: the I didn't know how to act that was so
Speaker 2: freaking cold.
Speaker 1: Like shivering. Yes, wow, yeah, no more of that here. No,
Speaker 1: we're done, not at all. Now I have to go
Speaker 1: back to shaving my legs.
Speaker 2: That far that part.
Speaker 1: I think my toes done? Are you kidding? Yeah? Exhausting.
Speaker 1: I have to get my toes done before I go
Speaker 1: to Cali. Like I already.
Speaker 2: I'm a hairy person too. Like my husband calls me
Speaker 2: and I don't shave my stash. He'll be like, hey,
Speaker 2: what's going on here? And I'm like, back up, Well,
Speaker 2: he don't want a little competition. Oh he knows, he
Speaker 2: knows that I'll beat him. Bike a ton he scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got him shaking in his boots.
Speaker 2: My arms are pretty. I'm a very hairy girl. I'm
Speaker 2: looking at my arms right now.
Speaker 1: Honestly, all Mexican girls, Yeah yeah, in our.
Speaker 2: Blood and onions make your hair grow, dude.
Speaker 1: They I never knew that about onions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my grandma always told me that I.
Speaker 1: Need to stop eating onions. Then I'm talking about the
Speaker 1: hairs on my chin be going crazy. I'm like, what's
Speaker 1: the opposite of an onion?
Speaker 2: It's good for her hair, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: I don't want it. No, share is great, you don't
Speaker 3: have that problem. Just the one little black hair just
Speaker 3: always comes back. I don't want to leave this a
Speaker 3: doctic relationship.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got one there. Yeah no, I'll
Speaker 2: be very excited that if I see one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, can I give you mine? Please take them?
Speaker 2: You let it girl one day?
Speaker 1: Oh if I don't plug it for like a day,
Speaker 1: like you'll see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is we should name her?
Speaker 1: I got a whole family. What you mean her? It's
Speaker 1: a soccer te Oh god? Yeah. I try to like
Speaker 1: tell my mama. I was like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I got that woman thing what is it called. It's
Speaker 1: like an not p a mess. But I was no,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, twenty eight with fucking menopause would be
Speaker 1: our record.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey, but I is this something with hair?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, it's a no, it's like the thyroid thing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I try to. I don't know. I need
Speaker 1: to get my level checked because you don't know. If
Speaker 1: you have that, you never know.
Speaker 2: That is like dirol problems are like so common in latinos.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you know, you never know.
Speaker 2: One day I got a whole family.
Speaker 1: No, literally, I'm gonna get laser though. Get that ship.
Speaker 2: Out out all right. I think that's it. We gotta
Speaker 2: go work, Yeah, we do. I gotta go on site. Yeah,
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