Speaker 1: Cool Ruth Simulation, Roth Simulation, So truthfully.
Speaker 2: Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring Johnny Woodard.
We're in it, bam, setting records right out the gate, late.
Speaker 3: Doing it late night, Late Night, Sam, Late.
Speaker 4: Night rumble dude.
Speaker 2: We got the big one thousand this week, preparing running crazy,
going nuts, you know, so, uh yeah, I have to
shift some stuff around and.
Speaker 4: That's just life, dude. But we got the big one
thousand this week.
Speaker 2: We're all ready to rock and uh, I mean it's
gonna go off great. I got some bad news. We're
not gonna have the FEMA jerseys ready yet. Bad news.
We try to try over them, but we'll do them
online maybe. I mean, i'd have to make Justin work
extra hard where you send a picture of your ticket
in and then the first we'd all get one, and
then whatever's left, which is probably about ninety five of them,
will go out.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 2: We all get one through ninety nine. I mean, should
we do one hundred? Well do zero? Right? Zero's a number,
then doubles is we'll do double zero zero?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Why not? Yeah, dude, I didn't even know. I
thought that was a joke when I heard you were
actually doing that.
Speaker 2: I'm really making them.
Speaker 3: By the way, everybody, I'm sorry about my sound. This
is a temporary setup. I'm just in the middle of moving.
This is my last day of moving.
Speaker 2: Johnny. Do you think maybe if you brought your microphone
down that might help?
Speaker 3: This is not the I'm using.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: It's only the ship that I could get to that
wasn't deep in a box somewhere that I'm using.
Speaker 2: So, Johnny, Johnny, it just moved into that giant military
base at.
Speaker 4: The top of shared Letto's compound.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny just moved in Jared Leto's compound that Marilyn
Monroe would go there and make weird movies. He's moved in.
Speaker 3: A girl I've told this before. I used to date
this girl that was his assistant up there at that compound,
and she said it was like a weird People were
just like, it's exactly what you would think. It's very culty,
like the way people treat him, in the way he
expects to be talked to and stuff. It's it's very
Do you think.
Speaker 2: Every time a movie comes out and he bombs, he
loses a couple followers or like, why are my following
this guy's movie just bomb.
Speaker 3: He's not a bad actor. He's not. He's really not.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, but he just like
it just must be the paycheck, like people would like
India money or China money. He's like, we can get
Jared leto have him played this bisexual vampire.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, it's funny. I watched that movie
because Magic Girl was in there, right, wasn't he in
that one?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What was that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: What was it called The more Morbius?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Morbius?
Speaker 3: Yeah, and dude, the movie was terrible. He was actually
really good in that part. Oh well, uh no, no,
I mean magicals. I don't remember much honestly, but I
remember thinking.
Speaker 2: Like Leto, how many Mexicans are in that movie? You
didn't remember one Mexican in the movie Racist.
Speaker 3: He didn't have a huge part.
Speaker 4: I mean it was you know, but I was senor Salsa.
Speaker 3: Stop draining all these people with blood signor.
Speaker 4: Signor No, I'm a good snow suck sucky.
Speaker 5: Well good.
Speaker 2: I mean I was a great actor. Oh dude, he
really is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really is.
Speaker 2: He's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's just gonna be crazy to be
envious of the true dude.
Speaker 2: If we could ever interview an ex cult member of
Jared Leto, I'd do it.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that would be too weird that girl
I could yeah, I don't know. And also she works
at like Netflix now or something, so I wouldn't want
to get her.
Speaker 2: Dude, Tyler will put a uh, we'll put an anonymous
mask on her and change her voice for right, car,
there were up her. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You're right. He was the worst joker though, chok On
Wax says he wasn't a good joker. Yeah, yeah, he
was not good.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 4: Can you how long is Heath Ledger been dead?
Speaker 3: That's funny. I watched a little documentary about the making
of his film the other day. I forgot he died
before it even released, so they.
Speaker 4: Were doing the press part of the reason it was
so big.
Speaker 3: They were doing the press tour, like and all the
questions were just about like Heath leisure, you know, And
but I watched it again. Yet those movies are still
the best. They're the best superhero movies. I don't, you know,
the Marvel stuff is really good, but some of it,
But those are the best superhero movies.
Speaker 4: Bob really fourteen years, dude, fourteen.
Speaker 3: Years damn really and it was he that was od right,
I think so yeah.
Speaker 4: I don't even know.
Speaker 2: I just remember that he's with that movie with Billy
Bob Thornton and within like ten minutes he offs himself right,
and I'm like, dude, that is the most bold shit
I've ever seen my life. Where you kill all start
remember because they worked at death Row and like one
time he's walking the Monster's ball right yeah, oh yeah
with free ball top Holly Berry?
Speaker 4: How many personalities do you think she had at that point.
Speaker 3: When I was a kid man, I was probably like
thirteen or something that came out, Oh, you.
Speaker 2: Had the jungle fever because back then it wasn't called
interracial dating, it was called jungle fever.
Speaker 3: That's correct. Yes, you're right, Johnny.
Speaker 4: Got the jungle fever. He's got he got bit.
Speaker 3: Oh well, dude, where I'm from is like majority black.
I think like it's at least half. I think it's
a little more than half.
Speaker 2: So oh that explains why everyone that never sees your
video think you're black because your voice.
Speaker 3: But half the half the girl the hot girls are black.
Then it's cool with more than half. So yeah, it
was spoiling Ny.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of hot black chicks out there. You
don't have to start putting numbers on it. So racist, Johnny,
did I ever send you that video about the kid
whose family just dropped him off in India? They went
there and visited this white guy from like Belgium. They
just left him there and on purpose. Yeah, and he
couldn't even like his counsel is like whatever you go
to when you go to the US Council or whatever.
Then wouldn't even believe him. So he's stuck there for
like ever.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: It's not hilarious, it's kind of tragic. But the funny
part is he totally has an Indian accent.
Speaker 3: No, oh really, wait, well American or were they English?
Speaker 4: No, he's like Belgium or Swedish or something.
Speaker 3: That's funny. What I mean? I mean my parents left
me at church one time and I never let them
forget it.
Speaker 4: They just Johnny, you got a new name.
Speaker 2: Take that down? Put up Jungle Figer for Johnny. Do
you sound like you? I got DJ from the seventies whatever, Right,
we got some hot hits that's why it's jungle Johnny.
Speaker 3: Ooh, Johnny, bringing you the hottest hits of the seventies, eighties,
and nineties.
Speaker 2: It's really crazy when the songs used to do drugs
too are now like everywhere in corporations like.
Speaker 3: Ralph's and they're playing.
Speaker 2: Juice. Hey, here comes a rooster. Yeah, can I get
a razumetask please?
Speaker 3: That song came up with my stuffle yesterday. It's a
good song, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Now Johnny's moving into a military building. Uh where, who
knows what he's gonna do with his fake girlfriend.
Speaker 3: It's not a military building, but yeah.
Speaker 2: Johnny, Johnny, did you watch the fight yesterday? I did not.
Speaker 3: I didn't watch a second of it.
Speaker 4: They were pretty good fights.
Speaker 2: Everything else was absolutely re read. I can't say it.
And because we're not past the ten minutes, but pure downs.
Speaker 3: Tell me, Oh, I saw I saw this, I saw everybody.
Speaker 4: Here comes buds.
Speaker 3: Because Trump is a Trump was at that? What was
he at before this where he fell asleep?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the New York Nick's Finals and then yeah,
he was all in New York City for them not sweeping.
Speaker 3: They're trying to say he fell asleep again at the
UFC in the front row. I'm curious what you think
if he's falling asleep.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he's falling asleep because they immediately
start talking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's another one right here. People think
he's asleep, but no, he's watching.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's asleep either.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, I mean he is eighty dude.
Speaker 4: It's his birthday. Let him sleep. Let him sleep. It's
my birthday.
Speaker 2: And I'll sleep if I want to sleep, if I
want to sleep, if.
Speaker 3: I Bomby and Bomby Brown. People makes you sleepy, you
know it's it's Johnny.
Speaker 4: Do you see the thing that came out about Eric Trump.
Speaker 2: They're trying to say that Eric Trump asked for inside information, uh,
from Daniel Cormier. Now they're saying it's a hack. It's
it was gonna be a hack no matter what. But
they're like, oh, Daniel Cormier's Twitter was hacked. It's not real,
of course it's not.
Speaker 3: Well Cormier said that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Daniel Cormier's like, I know I'm gonna get a
lot of trouble for this, but I believe in this sport.
We can't be having this. Really.
Speaker 3: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Go on Twitter.
Speaker 4: See if you go out, I'm looking like a man.
Any thoughts in the fight, do you know if any
there's any injuries.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so fun. Okay, it says I'll bring it
up here. Well, I'll just read it and then now I'll.
Speaker 4: Just stop yelling into the mic. I will not stop.
Speaker 2: No about me. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm on this.
Speaker 2: Is the show.
Speaker 4: I yelled at the mic and then now.
Speaker 3: Delete a post. Daniel Cormier exposed Eric Trump for asking
him if any of the UFC White House fights were rigged. So, yeah,
where are the screens?
Speaker 2: Here we go?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm probably gonna this is Daniel Cormier tweeting. I'm
probably gonna get a lot of flak for bringing this
to light. However, I refuse.
Speaker 2: Trying to make it authentic by spelling flak wrong.
Speaker 3: Is that wrong? Yeah, now it's right.
Speaker 2: I was wrong.
Speaker 3: No, I think you're no, I think you're right. It's
f l A. Well, let's see it's used interchangeably apparently,
uh flak, which we know is you know the military,
the Eric, what do they call it? Anti anti aircraft fire?
I guess that's spelled with a k uh anyway, but
modern use interchangeable.
Speaker 2: Your congratulations, I'm probably going to get for interchangeable.
Speaker 3: Thank you for that, Sam, for that spelling note. I'm
going to get a lot of flak for bringing this
to light. However, I refuse to stay silent. The UFC
is a sport that I am deeply passionate about, and
I will not tolerate this type of insider behavior. Shame
on anyone trying to ruin this beautiful event. And then
these are the alleged dms from Eric. Trump says, Daniel,
I'm going to be attending UFC two fifty tomorrow. Saw
you were casting, you were casting? I hope yeah, you
like cab broadcasting. I gotcha, yo. Eric, didn't expect the
DM from you. Excited to meet you and the family
much love, brother. And then he Eric responds, anything you
can tell me about the fighters tomorrow? Who you got winning?
Placing any bets? And he says no, I'm actually not
allowed to bet on any cards or anything. And then
he replies, are there any of the fighters injured that
you know? And he says, I'm not quite sure why
you're asking this, but I think they're all in good
shape and then Eric Trump, supposedly says, Eric Trump, who's
surely a multi millionaire by now from his scandalous government activities, uh,
says I'll just cut to the chase. Are there any
of the fights tomorrow rigged? I've been eyeing the Lopez fight,
and I think an upset would be wouldn't be too unrealistic?
And then he put two dollars.
Speaker 4: It was really good up until then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems fake, right, And then I'm cut to
the chase.
Speaker 2: Guy, Yeah, I really don't know.
Speaker 3: It says none of our fights are rigged. And honestly,
I am a paulled that you would even.
Speaker 4: Asked me, now you lost me? Now he definitely lost me.
Speaker 2: It seems fake, right, he would would a UFC fighters
say appalled.
Speaker 3: That's it's funny you said that, because in my I
was about to say, I was like, is Daniel Cormier
really saying the word Appall'd be like.
Speaker 2: Bro, seriously get out of here with that. That's what
they would write, Bro, what n Bro, I'm fucking appalled
how you're treating me in the ring. I love that
Nadez gets Asian gets really we really no, you unsent
me from tool died Nddy. Honestly, I'm gonna tell you something, dude,
this show would be nothing without your incredible impressionation. Your
impression one I have I dud an impression of n
is getting upset that they're playing Alison chains at John Majuice.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, well you guys playing Allison.
Speaker 3: Change that t by Jews. I'm appalled somebody uh said
their favorite moment from ten Foil. By the way, we
weren't asking for favorite moments. We were asking who your
favorite guest was, and for some reason they didn't have
favorite moments. Somebody voted said their vote was for uh,
Suzuki Jesus, which wasn't even I gotta make that T shirt. Yeah,
we gotta do that. That was broken sim that was
the flying Man. All right, I'm sorry, No, it's no broken.
Speaker 2: No, Suzuki Jesus is from that autistic guy that was
like Jesus got down and his brother got up in
his place.
Speaker 4: What I remember from.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought I I said that when that Asian
guy was flying on the crane, remember as Jesus was
that it.
Speaker 2: I could swat who did didn't he say that Jesus's
brother was Asian?
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And I don't know which. I think the
crane thing came first, and then we just said that
because we had said it for the crane thing. I
don't know. I have to look that up. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure either, dude. I am not sure, dude.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter, Asian would be so pissed. Hold on,
I'm trying to tweet out we're actually so people will
come in.
Speaker 2: Here, guys, We're actually live. To people who come in here, please,
We're actually live.
Speaker 3: For the love of God, we're actually live. I swear
we are alive.
Speaker 2: We are actually live.
Speaker 3: With Johnny by the way, how he could not handle
the NBA Finals like he was just so you could
tell it was really wearing him out, like he would
just couldn't stop tweeting about how much he hates women.
Yama women, Yama sucks.
Speaker 2: I hate him.
Speaker 3: And then I just.
Speaker 4: Can't take this right now with this web Yama hate.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 4: I mean, come on, well, it's just like you know
what it is.
Speaker 2: He just had to take on, you know, the one
team that is the biggest market and just and he
just didn't roll over and cry in the corner, so
you know, they hate him, and of course, and then
he's dropping elbows on their care bear, Jalen Brunson, the cutest.
Speaker 4: Little guy, right, cute little guy.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 4: Someone just said the audio is asked your ass.
Speaker 3: Okay, to me, it's probably.
Speaker 2: This audio is exactly the way it's supposed to be. Okay,
it's exactly the way it's supposed to be. So they're
getting really mad. Then I watched this, saw this guy's
tweet from barstool, and he's like, dude, now, the best
part of this Finals wasn't the Knicks winning. It was
long lines of this or it was the fact that
when beyond when Bigiana was exposed as this real cry
baby jerk, and it's like, dude, show me an all
time banger. I'll show you a scum back, Okay, right,
Michael j fistfight his teammates and other players on other teams.
He got a lot of people believe he's kicked out
of the NBA for two years for gambling. Larry Bird
used to call black players the N word, right, Kobe Bryant,
should we going to Kobe?
Speaker 4: Precious Kobe?
Speaker 3: I don't want to go into any NBA.
Speaker 2: If I'm being honest, fitst fighting teammates, Fitst fighting other
players quit on his team, got cues of sa right, right, Yeah,
I mean we just keep going dude forever. Oh yeah,
ran shack out, he's so bad. Then we have Lebron James,
who quit on his team, right, is accused of taking
performance enhancing drugs many times, and then they get silenced
by the NBA and Lebron's people. I mean, show me
a an all time banger. Michael Magic Johnson has aids.
I mean, who's doing well?
Speaker 3: No, I mean I'm trying to think of like a
nice guy great in any sport, Like somebody you would
say is a real all time great, who's like like
even like Kareem you know, had such edge, he's like
a dickhead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it's it's magic.
Speaker 3: It's magic like a nice guy. It's magic a nice guy.
Speaker 2: I mean not according to that TV show, right, and
that's why they got rid of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, who who would be like a true nice
guy great?
Speaker 2: I think somebody in it said, right, the only really
nice guy out there is Jimmy Kimmel and Blackface. That's
the only player that's true, truly.
Speaker 7: Not.
Speaker 3: Anytime anytime he was talking about Spencer Pratt, and Spencer
Pratt anytime he comes, he talks about him, he just
retweets that picture of kim O and blackface.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: By the way, our question was on the in the
subject or the title of the last episode, was are
they about to screw Spencer Pratt? And they absolutely We
got the answer. Yeah, we got the answer, and they
it was clear they didn't want Karen Bass to have
the campaign to the right for you know.
Speaker 2: That's my favorite part of it. They're like, oh, Karen
Bass actually wanted Spencer Pratt, like, dude, she does not
want to go against Ramo.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: In fact, when it became clear that she wasn't when
the moment the polling, you and we this was reported
at the time. You can go back and look the
moment the polling showed that she wasn't gonna get fifty
percent and that Spencer Pratt was gonna be with her
going to November. Nitya Raman, who had just endorsed Karen
Bass a week before, decided to run because they knew
they could just zip it up, you know, and give
it to her. And that's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 2: The Democrats. Oh, the Democrats would rather have one candidate
than both candidates.
Speaker 4: That's what people are trying to convince me. They'd rather
have one candidate.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, yeah, no, it makes no sense. Absolutely well,
and then the people, I mean, if you don't know,
we won't relitigate all the numbers. But all the late
mail end stuff was heavily for Ramen, who was in
third place. And now people are saying like, well, the
late vote has always used Democrat.
Speaker 4: But there, yeah, but why wouldn't they vote for Karen Bath.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make it, and you know it's and then.
Speaker 2: Their own district didn't even vote for her. The people
who know her best didn't even vote for her.
Speaker 3: They and and then the people who will tell you,
and there are thousands of them online that there's not
not possibly any kind of shenanigans going on are in
denial because James O'Keefe just got someone arrested three weeks ago,
now a month ago, for electioneering for paying homeless people
downtown for to to pretend to be other people and
then sign the sign the ballots. So here is uh,
here's someone on skid row talking about being paid to
vote right here, and this is I think this is
from O'keefemute yourself, Johnny.
Speaker 8: I'm down here and trying to pay you to vote
yes on a ballot. Yes, they how much they pay you.
They said here.
Speaker 3: I don't think this is okay, but I think this
is some guy that just went down there. But yeah,
this is it's all damning.
Speaker 8: Come and vote with the candidates. I told you who
to vote for.
Speaker 3: So they told you vote for Karen.
Speaker 2: Bass or India Rama, Karen Bass.
Speaker 8: You vote for Karen Bass for five dollars?
Speaker 3: Did you vote?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: You did for Karen Bass. Yeah, Kar They told you
about for Karen. Yeah, that's how much they pay you
things vote. They say, oh, do you want to vote
for Karen or Nithia or they just really just tell
you to vote for Karen.
Speaker 2: Move her man. They get you obstable traite, but they tended.
They tell you who you want to vote for.
Speaker 8: So they go, we'll give you two dollars and you
got to vote for one of these people.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a boy. So I got photos and you're like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't get much as the chick she got five.
Speaker 8: Everybody out here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they come out here hopping.
Speaker 8: They come down here probably a week come the week
you get the ballots.
Speaker 3: Yeah wow, so you know, you know other people to
the voted.
Speaker 1: To as anybody just reg.
Speaker 4: Johnny, someone say you can't even get a forty for
two bucks?
Speaker 2: Dude? How much?
Speaker 4: How much is old English? Now with this straight of
her moves? How much is malt liquor going up?
Speaker 2: Johnny?
Speaker 4: Will you look that up? How much is malt liquor?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 4: I mean it's hurt in the streets?
Speaker 3: How much is alis a?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 4: Me see what's mad twenty twenty go for now?
Speaker 3: Let me see a forty. Let me see a seven
hundred and fifty milli liter bottle of MD twenty twenty
can be as much as nine dollars now, it says
at a cost plus liquors, it's six ninety nine for
us or to thirteen ninety nine for US.
Speaker 2: Year.
Speaker 4: You got the foot three times just to get one forty.
Speaker 3: And yeah, dude, And that was the So that was
the ship that happened after. But this is the woman
I was just talking about who was just arrested for
paying people to pretend to be other people, possibly like
dead people or something. I don't know, uh, and to
sign ballots. This and this is the woman that was
caught on a hidden camera which I'll show in a
minute by James o'keith. This was KTLA reporting.
Speaker 10: Prosecutors also arrested a Marina del Rey woman, sixty four
year old Brenda Lee Brown Armstrong, who admitted to paying
homeless people on LA's skid row to register a vote
and signed political petitions. Court documents indicate Armstrong paid people
two to three dollars. If convicted, Armstrong could get up
with five years in prison.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable did and it's like, is it surprising that the
people who stole the fire aid money would do this?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 2: Is it shocking that the people who are have allegedly
stolen three hundred billion dollars? So so this guy, if
you go to my Instagram, Johnny, you'll see the video.
Okay this you know, I got sent this video by
a friend and it's a video of this guy breaking
down how Los Angeles voted for or Los Angeles to California.
But I think it's Los Angeles voted for a ten
percent increase in taxes right in sales tax?
Speaker 3: Which one is it?
Speaker 2: Go down, go down, go down? That will mail it's
above George Bush no above it. Okay, right there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, literally just voted to increase their own taxes.
Speaker 12: And I don't mean they did that by voting for
Karen Bass now, I mean there was an actual ballot
question saying, hey, do you guys want to pay more
in taxes?
Speaker 2: And the people of LA apparently said yes.
Speaker 12: Now you may be asking yourself who the fuck would
vote to raise their own taxes. Well, here's how that
vote actually went down. So the people that came and
voted in person, yeah, almost unanimously voted against that ballot measure.
They were like, oh no, wait, you want to raise
our taxes?
Speaker 2: Fuck that.
Speaker 12: But then you had to mail in ballots, and in
the early mail in ballots they also voted against it.
But the ballots that came in after election day, you know,
the ones that were like sixty five percent in Nthia Raman, Yeah,
they overwhelmingly voted in favor of raising their own taxes.
By the way, they raised it from nine point set
They raised their sales tax from nine point seventy five
to ten point twenty five.
Speaker 2: They voted in.
Speaker 13: Favor of a more than ten percent sales tax.
Speaker 12: But yeah, I mean, look, here's that you can argue
that it's strange that so many late ballots, you know,
sixty five percent were in favor of Nithia around it.
I think it's even crazier than more than eighty percent
of those ballots were in favor of raising their own taxes.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Now, Johnny, start that again. Christ I want you,
I want you to see something at the very beginning. Yes,
but you need to show us. Okay, right, do you
get ready reached their own taxes. And I don't mean
they did that by voting to Karen bats Now. I
mean there was an actual ballot question saying.
Speaker 14: Hey, look at his wrist. Funny, he's got a cobble lot. Yeah,
bracelet on, what's that?
Speaker 3: Why are we knocking?
Speaker 2: Not good? Look?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 13: What is that?
Speaker 3: By the way, I think before we podcast from now,
we should have to just do one of these, like
just to show.
Speaker 4: Our wrists, guys, like you know when you know when
new dealers come in, Hello everybody?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, good luck everyone. That's great. So here's
key footage that got that woman arrested. And this is
I mean, it's couldn't be more obvious that they're just
still doing this thing, this this machine you think one
woman going to jail is stopping this whole infrastructure of corruption.
Obviously not so. Here here's okeefe behind the scenes stuff.
Speaker 9: Fraudulent petitioners on skid row are now paying the homeless
to forge names, porge addresses, and forge signatures of registered voters.
Speaker 1: So do you want to sign the first?
Speaker 13: I'm Joseph Albright?
Speaker 1: Okay, Joseph.
Speaker 13: Albright?
Speaker 8: What what.
Speaker 2: I'm okay? Direction? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Yeah, quickly becoming a widespread scheme that can be found
on almost every street corner in downtown Los Angeles.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Now there's a longer video of that. We don't have
to show it, but it's it's unbelievable that the city
doesn't have its hair on fire to get this, to
get this sorted out. Nobody cares around here, dude.
Speaker 2: No what Yeah, Johnny, nobody cares because the people, the
people in this city are are are dumb and we're
ruled by psychopaths. Listening to people try to gaslight me
about how this election is fair and honest is absolutely insane.
To have that, to have what sixty five of the
vote to come in on the third candidate. Yeah, and
I was saying this the other day. So Karen Bass
is four points above Spencer Pratt. Spencer Pratt is seven
points six to seven points above Ramena. They call it
for they call it for Karen Bass, but they don't
call it for Spencer Pratt. How do they know that
all those votes are gonna come in on Romen's.
Speaker 3: Side because the other election is rigged? Obviously, I mean
it couldn't be. This is the most obvious I've ever seen, frankly,
like because we have I mean, it's just it's documented,
you know what I mean. This is the most proof,
hard proof I've ever seen of it. And then the
people if you go into like Reddit, just local LA people, democrats,
I mean, none of them care, like they don't believe it.
Like this, one guy right here tried to do a
homeless auditu and the city just shut him down. Check
this out. This guy's name is Kenneth Mahia. He said
he was supposed to audit the missing homeless money, and
because he was going to do the job properly, they
got rid of him.
Speaker 6: How the city of Los Angeles spent millions of dollars
to avoid transparency and accountability by yours truly, Kenneth Mihia,
your city controller, if you didn't know, the City of
Los Angeles was sued over its homelessness efforts, and part
of that case, the city had to undergo an audit.
And instead of going with the independently elected city controller
who was the city's auditor, who actually would have done
this for free, the city ended up spending nearly three
million dollars on an outside firm who is not an
audit for him to actually conduct this audit over homelessness
spending and also homelessness efforts as well. And so when
the results came back, the city actually disparaged the results.
You know, they didn't call it a real audit, it
was an assessment. And so here we are today, and
the judge, instead of appointing a receivership over all of
the city's homelessness efforts, decided that the city needs a
monitor over its homelessness spending and efforts in real time.
And so, wow, here's another opportunity for oversight. And the
plaintiffs suing the city actually recommended our office, the current
city Controller's office, to be a monitor, but the City
of La rejected that. They said, nope, not you again.
And so you know, my audit team. We have decades
of experience in technical expertise with data of homelessness. Subject
matter experts we created the city's homelessness dashboard were also independent.
So I thought, wow, this would have been perfect because
we're already doing the work. But nope, the city decided
that they're going to pick the former city controller, my predecessor,
and so I thought, wow, it's not that they don't
want the city controller. They don't want this city controller me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, they're afraid of Asians me.
Speaker 6: To bring that transparency and accountability. But anyways, I'm here
to make sure that we will continue to provide that
independance and that that oversight that you will want and
voted for. Okay, so we'll keep you all posted.
Speaker 2: Johnny, can I say something about Asians real quick? But
they lack in penis size, they make up in hair.
I mean, God gave them the best hair. I mean
just they could do any haircut they want, drag him anything. Oh,
they have the best hair. You don't even know how
small their PEPs are.
Speaker 3: You're so right, dude. Any of those K Pop guys,
any of anybody from like Squid Game.
Speaker 2: Hair amazing hair do they even go bald Asians. Yeah,
there's some yeahaamous Asian bald man, bald Asian.
Speaker 4: See, if you're finding them out.
Speaker 3: Think about all those like Kung Fu guys. Those guys
are bald, a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but they shave their head in salute of their master.
Speaker 2: Okay, Johnny, they like, I salute you, that's their wand
and they shave their head and then they miss.
Speaker 3: Their Yeah, let's see. I just searched receding hairline Asian actor.
There's a few Asians with like not men.
Speaker 4: It's not that bad, dude, No, that's not that bad.
Speaker 2: Those guys are crushing it.
Speaker 3: Well, you know you have good hair when your hair
is the hair that they sell to women who get extensions.
That's all like India, dude, that's all. All the hair
for extensions comes from Indian women that just cut it
off and then they sell it first so much, I
bet you.
Speaker 2: When Asian men hook up with women in bad they
first turn the lights off and a spotlight just hits
their head and that's all you can see in the room.
Speaker 4: So you're just focused.
Speaker 2: I'm that beautiful hair, and I mean.
Speaker 3: First no, just look up here, look at my hair.
Speaker 4: Okay, Johnny.
Speaker 2: So, so there's this story out there that one guy
married like four women and they were all trans, and
everyone's like he was shocked, and you're like, there's no way,
there's no way you did not know.
Speaker 4: There's no way, no, no you can.
Speaker 3: I remember that I have the best trans star and
I canny.
Speaker 2: I've always said that about you. That guy knows exactly
what he's looking for. I say it every time, every time,
just no one gets zero it.
Speaker 3: Remember your holidays where you would go and uh fin
us trans to talk about on the show. I used
to do that for us.
Speaker 4: My comedy has never been the same. COVID was very
good for me.
Speaker 2: Why you just walk around outside watching freaks, watching black
trans and black days go at it in a sex shop.
Speaker 3: So the last thing spent on the election, Spencer Pratt
put out a video kind of I mean, he's he
posted today that there's still like one hundred thousand votes
out there and we're gonna see what we can do.
But it seems like they screwed him pretty thoroughly, and
so he put.
Speaker 2: Out this video.
Speaker 3: We should also say his election like his headquarters got it.
Sounds like it was he was a victim of arson.
It was it was sound fire.
Speaker 2: The people that are peace and love are the most
violent people out there, always because they have nothing else
to do. They're all hopped up on pharmaceuticals and they're
just absolutely crazy people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 3: I mean it's always been that way too, So Spencer,
this is Spencer Pratt's He put this out a couple
of days ago.
Speaker 2: I can't hear it.
Speaker 15: It's just coming to a close and I'm moving on
to the next more interesting phase. Listen, I've spent a
lot of time slaying everybody. I've ridiculed everyone on the roster,
and I just want to say, from the bottom of
my heart, I'd like to take the chance to apologize nobody.
You can get rid of me that easily, though. A
lot of didn't win at Jerks thought I was in
this for a grift, that I was going to roll
up and leave town if I didn't get into city hall. Hey, morons,
I didn't get in this for political power. I got
in this to expose this corrupt machine, and nothing has changed.
Speaker 13: You enjoy your worthless meetings in the city hall.
Speaker 2: Familiar show what you're really about, or get the fuck
out of the riar.
Speaker 15: I want to be lighting you up every single day.
And now I don't have to worry about offending CNN viewers.
I don't have a campaign loss ham streaming me. Now
it's more. I love a zero hour for Los Angeles.
Angelina's are now stoping the most responsible for all their problems,
and they have to choose between dumb and dumber.
Speaker 13: That's not a choice, that's the machine protecting the machine.
Speaker 15: And now every problem that plagues Los Angeles because of
these two corrupt communists is going to accelerate and the
city will tumble headlong into the abyss. You have no
idea how many major develops first hotel years, business owners,
entrepreneurs have been texting me saying they're packing up and
leading town. More of your favorite restaurants will be shuddering.
That means less tax revenue. That means the city has
to cut services more feasible. There's less police patrols, more criminals,
more drug addicts terrorizing your communities. And Nevin, you have
no idea how bad things are about to give for
this city. Look at this growing from every crevice, graffiti
over every square into public space, garbage, drugs, feces, and
its storefronts. The city is a mess, and you're about
to reward the arsonists who towards a place with four
more years of destruction.
Speaker 4: I gotten very better.
Speaker 13: My goal hasn't changed.
Speaker 15: I've been laser focused on stopping these commune animals and
I will stop them. If you think we uncovered a
lot of fraud and evil in the campaign, just wait.
We have some recordings of one of your exalted candidates
doing and saying something that would make her resign shame.
I was saving it for the general election. Go ahead
and pick your demon certifying your choice, and then you
get to see it. So, Karen Nithia, ask yourself, is
it possible that one of your layes may have a
recording of you doing or saying something that would force
you to resign and disgrace.
Speaker 13: Hope you sleep well at night.
Speaker 15: Over the next hour, all for the last seventeen months,
my mom, all my neighbors in the Palisades, all the
moms who worry about their kids walking past drug addicts
in front of their schools. All the business owners getting
crushed in the LA economy where that they can't stay
in business and feed their kids. Angelino's have been struggling
for years now, all while corrupt politicians and fraudulent and
NGO's profit off the misery and fleece us for the
tax dollars.
Speaker 13: Well, now we're flipping the script. I want to you
awake at night's sweating and worried.
Speaker 15: About five am and getting an FBI blazer busting the door,
breaking open your office, because I assure you they're coming.
Speaker 13: You think your election was gonna stop me. If you
want to stop me, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna have to fucking care. I mean, dude, we got
people in the comments section who I love saying we're
the most retarded shit. Yeah, it's just like you guys
are law in the two parties. I get eight your
trolls and oh my god, we say we're just crazy dog,
we say crazy shit. I get it, I get it, okay,
But it's just an It's just a giint example of
how absolutely fucked we are that everybody just goes into
their party side and it doesn't matter how bad it
fucking gets, they just gonna ride or die with their
side right into the ground. I'm telling you, man, they
gotta build a wall around LA. Give everybody six months
to get out. You got six months, and then we're
building a wall around this in insane asylum. Okay.
Speaker 4: And then then and this includes me, this will affect me.
You should not be allowed to vote in another state
for ten years. You're so dumb.
Speaker 2: You've convinced yourself that there's a chain of command that
comes with mail in ballots. You're you think that makes
sense because it goes your fucking way. And you know
what else is hilarious. You know what it's hilarious is
that people go, oh, you're just mad because your side lost.
I don't have the side I like. I like Spencer Pratt.
He came on the show. Okay, is he perfect?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 4: Okay, not even close.
Speaker 2: No one is good luck getting a perfect person to run,
to run the ship hoole, okay, just to run the
show hole. But just so you know, dude, the first
time I started screening by election frau. So they're all saying,
because it's a Republican, I'm going crazy. The first time
I started yelling about Republicans about about the election was
George Bush stealing from Al Gore.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Then it was Trump Biden stealing from Trump, which is okay.
So the first one is Republican screwing over Democrat. The
second one is Democrat screwing over Republican. The third one
is Thomas Massey's latest election, and that was Republicans screwing
over Republicans. Okay, so stop it, stop it. Oh and
don't forget Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. That was Democrat Democrat.
And then finally this one, I'm on nobody side. I'm
getting an anarchist tattoo right here. I decided I am out.
Speaker 3: I tell you, dude, They've done this brilliant thing where
they have made libertarians and libertarianism seem like a joke
kind of when it used to.
Speaker 4: Right here, No, Sam, hold on, no Sam, you stop.
Speaker 2: You're falling for falling for what you fucking retard.
Speaker 3: Dude. They killed Pratt with people that we like, our
people when they released all the him being a zion
like you know he likes he grew up in l
a bro like you're gonna you're gonna have to luck
with the industry, you know what I mean? Like it's
not and and and here's the thing, and people have
pushed back on this, but it's just true. Cities don't
have foreign policies. The federal government handles our relationships. Now,
they can decide who they do business with, but the
federal government decides our disposition toward foreign nations. And Spencer
Pratt is not gonna have a foreign policy as the mayor.
Speaker 17: Of l A.
Speaker 4: And some said, asked the wright, what is Godzilla an anarchist?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think so. I think god'szill is very anti systems,
you know, I mean, it's absolutely stupid. It's absolutely stupid, dude.
Speaker 4: I mean, guys, you know, Alex Side said, I'm an accelerist.
Are you an clerist?
Speaker 12: You know?
Speaker 4: Yeah, accelerationist.
Speaker 3: Maybe you are.
Speaker 2: Maybe I am, dude. Maybe it's like it's gotta get bad, bad,
bad to wake up these fucking very soft scumbags out
there that don't care about right and wrong.
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Speaker 4: So yeah, I'm with you, dude, Yeah Bro, yeah, Bro,
I'm with you, dude, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: I'm with you.
Speaker 3: This is uh, Gwyneth Paltrow did this. I'm sure you've
seen this an ad for this apartment building. Uh, and
tell me if you see anything out of the ordinary
about this particular apartment building ad.
Speaker 13: Not again, who decided morning should be so early?
Speaker 1: Even my coffee needs a coffee?
Speaker 3: Waking up for a morning run can be brutal, but
it's the price I'm willing to pay.
Speaker 6: Because once I hit the park, pure energy takes over.
Speaker 13: It's hard to explain. There's a reason the world's most
iconic buildings are by a park. Fifty one Park, New
York or Celia, that's real.
Speaker 2: Fifty one absolutely discussing. I mean, what a vapid fucking
I mean, my god, what do you expect from a
woman who let Harvey Weinstein humper for a role? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah he did.
Speaker 2: I mean, just a discussing, vapid waste of breath.
Speaker 3: I saw people on Twitter like, hey, Ron, if you're
gonna get one last day, and why don't you aim
for this fifty one park place?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, Johnny, will you google what major strategic
buildings are in North Israel? What's the major ones?
Speaker 3: What do you mean military facilities?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 8: What? What?
Speaker 2: Any major facilities in Northern Israel?
Speaker 3: Major military facilities in Northern Israel primarily consist of key
Israeli Air Force bases, the Regional Command headquarters, and vital
naval installation. These facilities are integral to Israel's defense, possible
monitoring and operations.
Speaker 2: Daddy will take the l I just feel like they've
just been bombing up thing and they're just throwing bombs
in places it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Oh well, there may well be nothing where they're bombing.
That's certainly possible. I mean, there's there's vast expanses of
you know, empty space. I'm sure in the area around
Israel where there's you know, it's just desert or whatever.
That's just gross. I mean, it's just so gross. Taking
your money likes to believe that Gwyneth Paltrow is living
living in a fancy apartment building in Israel. You really
need that guard.
Speaker 2: By the way, New York, No Israel. You know where
they're bombing kids. Come on, let's go.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, dude, they say free anal bleaching when
I move in. There's no way she doesn't bleach your.
Speaker 3: Battle Oh, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: There's no way she does have monthly bleachings.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent.
Speaker 2: And Okay, you ever see the thing like when you
want to go get paint. It's got the different colors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, this watches yeah, and at.
Speaker 2: The bottom it's like the top is dark black and
the bottom is super pink, and she just she just
puts it, gets in the mirror and puts it to
make sure it matches up when she's done.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's gross, It's gross. So did you hear Cheryl
Underwood on the Breakfast Club talking about I hate that
we keep talking about this, but I thought I I
thought she had a take in some ways it was
very close to your take. And have you heard this
her talking about the Cliff thing?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: So this is her talking about the Hitchecliff roast. And
you know, because they Breakfast Club loves.
Speaker 2: Talking about this.
Speaker 3: Any any comedian that comes in, they're asking them what
they think. Apparently, uh, and she I don't totally agree
with it, but it is closer to what you think
I think than to what I think. Check us out.
Speaker 1: Tony Hinchcliff walks up to me and he says, I'm
Tony Hitchcliff. I said, what's up, you know? And he said, well,
you know, I'm on the roast witch because they didn't
want us to know who was on it, but I
knew some people were coming. I said so, and I
just asked him, I said, how you coming? He said, well,
I'm gona talk about your husband killed himself and you
being right? Why did you agree it's not that I agree,
not that I agree. Can I, just as a comic,
say to you what you can and can I say?
I can't. I can only make a recommendation, but I
can't tell you. I can't say if we.
Speaker 4: By the way, your hair looks fabulous.
Speaker 1: Don't tell the great hair. I can say, well, I'm
gonna tell some jokes similar. But I'm the type of
comic that if we're doing the same type of material, right,
if we're both doing head jokes right, in which I
that's my one good ski. I know how five.
Speaker 4: Jack's fro.
Speaker 2: I know how to put something like normal radio talking
about giving head like whats to like essay stuff like.
Speaker 16: Well she said right, I mean, well she said it
against me, not her like she says it. You can't
say it, But I can't.
Speaker 1: Tell you don't do oral sex jokes. But if I'm
a good leader and I'm hosting the show, I do
my jokes behind your joke. That makes the show stronger.
Speaker 2: So it's not an equivalent of your husband killing himself
and being.
Speaker 1: But I can't agree to that. It's in the public
domain that my husband committed to suicide. I talked about it.
I talked about it on the top. It's in the
public domain the way they roast. Now, whatever's in the
public domain, they feel they should be able to say,
and they're making a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Off of it.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing to talk about. And I felt
a lot of people you a coon, and I love
to throw that shit around you a coon. Here's the thing.
If you can use it to talk about certain things,
use it to talk about mental illness in black Man,
that my husband committed suicide. Don't You don't have to
just uplift the jokes they told by criticizing them because
it's all clickbait. Then if you want to talk about
me being rape to talk about sexual violence, I talked
about it. I talked about that it was some street
dudes that was very protective of me, and they said,
if we find them motherfuckers that did it, we gonna
kill him. I was like, hey, man, don't do that
on my behalf. But that is sexy as mug, that's
thorough and jit, but you need to do that for.
Speaker 2: Me, right.
Speaker 1: So I've talked about it, so it's not I'm not
in concurrence or agreement of it. And I don't even
know how it's coming, right.
Speaker 2: I just know they.
Speaker 1: Respected me enough to walk up to me and say
that's how we coming. So when he said that, how
did you I said? I looked at him. I'm like, so,
what the fuck you want?
Speaker 4: And I said, just like that, what the fuck you want?
Speaker 1: He said, you feel? I said it better be funny.
I said it better be funny. If it ain't funny,
I'm gonna get.
Speaker 4: Your ass's banging.
Speaker 1: But I smiled at him. I said, listen, do what
you gotta do. Why because I know these comings, these
manuscript comics are getting out there. That's why I said
what I said. You're bringing back words that when we
were using them, we got canceled. So what is funnier
midget or little people? What is funny retarded or disabled?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So you've moved so far politically correct that they pushed
it back. So now they get to use words. But
it's it's it's about account of ability. For me, the
George Floyd joke, I was like, you a trip, right?
But then I also thought, and I told Tony when
I went and did kill Tony, I said, listen to me,
I asked him, I said, you want to record something
with me and I was wearing this shirt and I
wore today specifically. You know what date this is, that turner,
So listen, sometimes you could lead the rebellion in a
different way. Right, So my feeling was, you ain't got
to deal with me. You gotta deal with the George
Floyd family. You got to deal with those in the
community love George Floyd. You got to deal with somebody
walking up you throwing hands and you can't do shit
about it because you was a little motherfucker. You what
you're gonna do because you told the joke. Now be
held accountable for the joke. I don't want my laughing
on a roast panel to be misconstrued as anything other
than these are my colleagues. This is how they roast nowadays.
It's not like Dean Martin and Pearl Baileyton Burrow told
some of the best dick jokes in the worldwide because
he had a big ass dick and he's not attractive
in the faithful, he blowing the backside of Autumn starlets.
In the forties and the fifties, Friars Club wrote music. Sure,
they used to were private events where we were ragging
on each other. When comics talk about each other. It's misogynistus,
it's racial, it's racist, it's borderline. But they make a
lot of money on the type of humor they do,
which is bigotry and racist and racial. Right, they making
a force. They're selling out stadiums doing this. Ship black
people do that to them is the question that I
think a lot of people, Yes we can, Yes we can.
Speaker 16: More.
Speaker 3: I guess why don't.
Speaker 1: More black people do it?
Speaker 3: Why don't they make jokes about their community and things
that they considered table wet.
Speaker 2: She's totally ring.
Speaker 1: Carolina white people because I never got damn you will
to that.
Speaker 2: White people get up in the league.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, yes, right, that's.
Speaker 2: Right time, dude.
Speaker 4: That was that was the respect thing back then, not anymore.
Speaker 1: Not I didn't brought a white people. Le's talk about
they motherfucking asks.
Speaker 4: You know, she's totally right about everything she's saying.
Speaker 2: And you know the fact that Charlemagne's like, wow, black
people do that, they do do that.
Speaker 4: That's the whole point.
Speaker 2: The whole point is that you that there's this rule
in political correctness created by and created for progressive white
women so they don't have to think and they don't
have to feel and they don't have to feel icky
feelings because when you talk to women, the comics that
women like, and they could like whoever they want. I
had a woman tell me this one time that she
was super attracted this one comic, and I go, why
she goes because he's not mean, he doesn't hurt people's feelings.
That's the criteria that we are going with. And that's
okay because the guy's my friend. I'm not gonna say
his same, but the guy's my friend. I'm happy anytime
my buddies could get laid right. But the criteria isn't
the joke, it's is it mean and doesn't hurt people's feelings.
They're walking in already looking to get offended because there's
this very simple view of comedy, which is that it's
Patty Cakes. It's more clown than Jester, and that's what
they've been doing. So and so what we do is
we go, here's this rule, and then comes all the
fine print on who can violate the rule, that's why,
and the chat's gonna lose your mind.
Speaker 4: I don't called use the K word.
Speaker 2: Why because they're the only ones that respect their own rule. Now,
I don't call anybody a word, okay, but I will
use any word.
Speaker 4: But the only one that don't use is the gay word.
Speaker 2: Because they're the only ones who respect their own word.
They're like, hey, we don't want anyone saying include not
every other one is violated. I've said this before. If
you want to get rid of essay jokes, just stop
cute female open micers from doing essay jokes, and ninety
percent of your essay jokes would go away. Ninety percent.
I mean, it's just ridiculous. So sod he goes, well,
what black people do it?
Speaker 4: Like black people do do it? That's the point.
Speaker 7: D L.
Speaker 2: Hugley's going off on them being racist and God blessed
Big Jay. Every statement that D. L. Hugley made about
Big Jay or anyone else, he showed a video from
his stand up of him doing the exact same thing.
Speaker 3: Oh is that on Twitter? I thought you were talking about?
I wait, where where is that?
Speaker 2: If you look up, if you look up what is
his the bonfire on Twitter? You'll probably find it. But
it's just like I remember reading a review of D. L. Huglee.
Did I already say this, Johnny? I can't remember. I
talked to myself so much. I can't remember if I
said it on a podcast, just talking to myself. It's
so funny. My daughter the other day was like today
in the pool, She's like, are you talking to yourself again?
I go, yeah, Dad talks himself. He can't turn his
brain off.
Speaker 4: So so I read this back in the day. So
I've always liked D. L.
Speaker 2: Huglee. I still like D. L. Hugley, even though even
though I'm not I don't agree with what he's saying
right now.
Speaker 4: I remember a buddy of mine who who works for D. L.
Huglee sent me a video of D. L.
Speaker 2: Hugley fighting fighting, fighting back at Big J, and I
just wrote, hashtag team big J. You know what I'm saying.
So I've always liked him. He he hosted my.
Speaker 4: Premium blend and he said very nice things about me.
I don't hate him.
Speaker 2: I like him.
Speaker 4: He's a great comic. Okay, he's been.
Speaker 2: Doing it for a long time.
Speaker 3: He is obsessed with race.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well everybody from that time.
Speaker 4: That's what they are. Yeah, that's that's the mind.
Speaker 3: Martin Lawrence was the same way too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they all are. I mean, they all are.
Speaker 3: Kat Williams still lesser degree.
Speaker 2: Like you remember that clip we cut up and we're
like what when I'm like, what is equality? You should
see the comments set we're in there.
Speaker 3: Oh really is this what you're talking about? Is this thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 13: I think there's really everything he said he didn't do.
Speaker 7: We have.
Speaker 2: YouTube debates doing the Black Boys, and like, I saw
his lineup and I thought to myself, which I didn't do?
Speaker 11: And white will get into have a two week notice
when I'm putting it exactly two weeks.
Speaker 1: I've got a better career opportunity.
Speaker 5: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 2: This guy doing white? The entire basis of all black copies?
Speaker 1: What comedy?
Speaker 9: It was a different time, Jay, And I'm telling people
live here, Oh that was me, you know, yeah, you know, yeah,
oh wait you know?
Speaker 1: Hm on what the is happening? That was never okay, Jay,
what is happening?
Speaker 2: It probably made major pentance for this, right. I'm sure
he's really turned it all around. I guess I wouldn't
do that now. Isn't that easy to say that now?
Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that solves the problem real quick.
Speaker 1: Don't if I don't do that? Now, I don't do that?
Speaker 2: Now? Is that a racist by impression room. I almost
fucking nailing THEO hewet at this point.
Speaker 11: Now, come on, god, I've had three black people over
my house.
Speaker 2: Man, What the heck? You've had more than that over
your house. I have hit more than that over my
house at once sometimes, right, I mean, it's it's just stupid.
People get match up the M word, right, and I
say the M word. You know, it's just like if
you went to Dave Chappelle's special, Like literally every time
he says the N word, the crowd explodes. It's like,
what are we doing here?
Speaker 3: It's like a punchline at this point for him, it
really is.
Speaker 2: A punchline within a joke before a punchline, And sometimes
it is the punchline because it's such an Black comics
will tell you it's if they were really being honest
with you.
Speaker 4: It's the easiest laugh in a white room.
Speaker 2: And what makes me really laugh is like I heard
a story about a black comic who went to a
black room and he was like, I like black rooms
because you make me work. You guys really make me work.
You know. If I go to a white room, I
just gotta say the M word and they explode and
he's just being honest. And again again, Johnny, I don't
care if black comics say the N word. I don't
care if female comics do SA jokes or talk about
there plissy the whole time. I don't care if if, if,
if gay comics say the F word every other word
describing gay people. I don't care about any of that.
What I do care about is this notion that and
and when they say it's white men saying the R
word in the F word when it comes to gay
people is somehow easy comedy when the other side is
doing that all the time. Like I've hear.
Speaker 4: Comics complain all the time about the comedy Mothership.
Speaker 2: Everyone's saying the R word and the word all the time,
right Ah, they just say they are word effort.
Speaker 3: I don't complaining about that. Shut up.
Speaker 2: Nobody is a bigger enemy the comedians than comedians. Nobody
wants to censor comics more than comics. But who got
in it?
Speaker 4: What kind of what?
Speaker 3: Okay? The person who would have a problem with that,
I would have to I really am curious what got
you in the comedy? Who were you listening to that
made you that you were?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 3: Boy, I really want to be like this person, Like,
who was it that gets that kind of person in
the comedy? You know what I mean? Like, can you
think of somebody from a decade ago that like a
gen Z or whatever would have grown up?
Speaker 2: Well, Johnny, what it is is it's a lot. There's
a lot going on there. You know, it's like some
hive mind shit, Like once you come to La you
just plug into the hive mind and everyone's just running
around you know.
Speaker 3: The alt Did they grow up on that alt shit?
Like like past?
Speaker 2: Okay, Johnny, can I can I tell you something I've
been thinking a lot about again talking to myself. So
there's a comic at the comic Store're not gonna say
his name. He's a young comic, really funny guy, and
I watch him a lot because he goes up in
front of me a lot of times.
Speaker 4: And I've been watching him. So I asked him, Hey, man,
can I give you some advice?
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, I'd love to hear. I go, you
got everything, You're good looking, your jokes are fire, but
you're missing the show, right, You're missing the show.
Speaker 7: I go.
Speaker 2: That's the difference between my generation your generation. I think
your generation younger generation better writers. They're they're they're tighter, quicker, right,
But my generation like better show Like you want to
watch a show, go watch Bret Earns to stand up
comedy like it's the best show you'll ever see, like
one of the best. Then you get in a Sebastian Man,
Scalco Males, Sobrani. You can just go down the list
of my generation, Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino. He might be
a little younger than my general body's kind of the end,
Steve and ZIZI. I mean, I can just you can
just go on to all these guys that were banging
at the comedy store forever great showmen, not saying that
they're great writers too, but the writing came after the show.
And you go, why why is this? Why is our
generation better showman? And why is the younger generation better writers?
And why are they safer?
Speaker 4: And the answer is very simple.
Speaker 3: Last thing. Yeah, that's what I want to hear you
what you're opinion that last thing? Why are they safer?
That I'm really curious about what you think, And.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you why.
Speaker 2: It's it's determined by who you grew up watching.
Speaker 4: Okay, who is it though?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my question.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me answer it. So my generation, we grew
up on Sam Kennison, Dice, Richard pryor Eddie Murphy. Okay,
later on Bill Hicks, right when we discovered him in college.
You kind of discovered Bill Hicks later on. Right, This generation, okay,
this generation that's at the store now, grew up on
all comedy when Comedy Central kind of put to grab
the throat of comedy and started pushing the all comics
on people which were the clever comedians, right, because there
was a time where Hollywood was like, no, we want
clever over hilarious. And it doesn't mean these guys aren't
great comics. I'm not saying that, it's just presentation is different.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I guess you're right about it, because
I'm just thinking about like David Cross used to be.
He was his filled. I mean, he would say all
those words, and then even he has changed as he's
gotten older.
Speaker 2: Well, because it's got completely correct because because just like
music in the nineties, corporations took over and they created
this siop called cancel culture. So everyone did want to
get canceled, which is a big thing with these young comics.
They grew up on everybody getting canceled. They didn't want
to get canceled, so they grew up on that. But
all of a sudden, all the savages were pushed out
and all the nerds were pushed forward and they were
getting all the TV shows they were getting, remember like
Adult Swim, IFC, Comedy Central and all went nerd dork
At one point, upright Sistan Brigade was like getting all
the TV shows because it was all nerd shit.
Speaker 3: Not any theories, by the way, a technical theory that
people remember. I was probably the last generation to have this.
But you used to listen to the comedy albums, you
know what I mean? Like that was you and now
kids for the past what ten fifteen years? They hear jokes.
They just hear jokes, which puts more of the emphasis
on the joke and less on the show, do you
know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And they also have been watching so much comedy because
there was an explosion of cable where comedy was everywhere
because it was really cheap to produce. You could play
comedy nothing.
Speaker 3: I don't even know if they grew up with that, right,
They might have just grown up with like MySpace clips
and stuff like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's it. It was like every suddenly the
boom is everywhere. There's so much comedy everywhere, and what's
being pushed forward. So now if you look at what
like Instagram is now pushing, it's dumb, dumb. Comedy gets
pushed the dumbest, the dumbest, and we wonder why tickets
aren't selling because nobody there's nothing special about it. It's
like why Wemby is so interesting everybody. It's a meritocracy.
You see this freaking nature out there. It's why everyone
loves Shack. It's why it's why the NBA during Steph
Curry and Lebron James kind of crash and burned because
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Speaker 3: I'm always back now.
Speaker 2: This weekend his thous episode of timfol hat Uh dude,
it's gonna be a banger and the mount crushmore votes
are coming in. Can't tell you who's winning. It's super interesting. Miami, Florida.
Then I'll be in Saint Petersburg. They'll be in Lawrence, Kansas.
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Then I'll be in New Orleans for Skang Fast. Oh
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and then I'm also going to be I'm taking some
time off from the road, like a basically a month, dude.
Speaker 4: It's kind of crazy, dude. I'm very excited about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna tell you a couple days off in July.
Speaker 2: Right yeah. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 4: Then we got World War Debate coming. It's heating up.
Speaker 2: We gotta date. I can't wait to announce it. We
got a date. Very excited. Go to World Wardebate dot com.
And then I should have a new uh CrowdWork specially
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Speaker 3: It's a blessing to have to work.
Speaker 2: It is a blessing, Johnny, It is a blessing. So
a lot of great things going on. I was in
New Mexico, Johnny, it was super funny. I was, I
was in help Querque.
Speaker 3: I love Albuquerque. It's beautiful place, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Albuquerque is nice. If you're like, hey, with desert heat hot,
I'll tell you what makes Albuquerque nice. It's a somewhat
big city. I think there's like half a million people there.
We you look up, there's no traffic, there's none. And
they have literal four lane highways that are empty.
Speaker 3: Dude, it's about empty. It's almost six hundred thousand with
the broader metro almost a million.
Speaker 2: And the chicks either look like smoke shows or they
look like a character from Twin Peaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a weird place. Yeah, for sure. It's weird.
Speaker 4: Oh there's a lot of occult stuff.
Speaker 2: And everyone's like, hey, dude, you're gonna go to a
You go to Zora Ranch, take a picture. I'm like,
why am I gonna go see where kids get hurt?
Like what am I gonna do about? Why am I
doing that?
Speaker 3: Were like anything makes sense?
Speaker 4: You want to go to break a bad house? I'm like,
I do, but I also don't care.
Speaker 3: So yeah, like I can just take a picture of someone.
Speaker 2: Actually lives there, Johnny, Someone actually lives in the breaking
bad house. Yeah, they live in the house. Right, people
won't stop coming to take pictures of it.
Speaker 3: I believe that. Yeah, there's some dude. There's so many
houses like that around LA that people take pictures of
all the time. And I famously, oh, what is it?
There's one house that people will just and it's like
some movie. It's like Friday to thirteenth or something. That
is a house that the just drove the people crazy.
Speaker 4: And Uncle Joe Drone.
Speaker 2: Eight said it. People drive by and throw pizzas on
the house. It's gone so bad day to put metal
on top of it.
Speaker 3: That's hilarious. That's so funny. It's a great I mean, yeah.
Speaker 2: It's good. It's funny.
Speaker 4: If you live there, it sucks.
Speaker 3: It's probably just the exterior too, right, it's not even inside.
You're just seeing the outside where they shot those scenes
outside of it.
Speaker 2: It's a crazy, dude. It was great.
Speaker 3: Under investigation by do you see that?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly.
Speaker 3: The Department of Justice has initiated an investigation into into
Gavin Newsom and his wife. Apparently California Governor Newsom says
the TJ is investigating him and his wife.
Speaker 4: Umm, yeah, for the one hundred million dollars of fire fraud.
Speaker 3: Yeah, hold on, I gotta pop up here. Newsom said.
Federal agents have spoken to his family, friends and former
employees and demanded records and documents. That's got to be worrying,
right if you're Gavin Newsom, Is.
Speaker 2: It is anything ever gonna happen?
Speaker 4: Johnny Well, I mean they're all work together.
Speaker 2: It's all Bolsheviks and zign is just trying to destroy
the country, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 3: Do you think him and him and Trump are on
the same same tip.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, they're all sorcerers and their whole job
is to clovid, pivot it and just destroy the whole country.
Speaker 3: U Newsom claimed he was the target in the investigation,
though the source said the governor himself is not being investigated. Actually,
the US Attorney's Office in the Eastern District of California's
leading probes and the people connected to Newsom over possible
tax related crimes, and his wife, Jennifer Newsom is among them.
The person familiar with the matter said, So it'll be
interesting to see what comes if anything.
Speaker 7: Not that.
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing will come over.
Speaker 3: So Tucker and Dan Bongino are going at it over
what is a pretty interet have you seen so Tucker
went on his on his show on Who's he might
have been Tucker went on his own show, or he
might have been actually was he on Alex Jones. He
might have been on Alex Jones Live. I'm not sure
if this is someone on Alex Jon's reacting to it,
but he's talking about the Thomas Crooks social media posts
that they were trying to say didn't exist. And and
I'll show you Bongino's response to this. It's pretty interesting.
Speaker 18: I know that about Butler. I know that Trump shut
down the investigation into Butler.
Speaker 2: That is a fact.
Speaker 18: Dan Bungino told me that when he worked at the FBI,
and Dan Bungino himself was terrified when I spoke to
him in December. It's such a long, boring story, but basically,
I came into possession. I beg your pardon of accidentally
came into possession of a lot of the social media
posts that we were told didn't exist, that were posted
by Thomas Crooks in the months and years before the shooting.
And I was amazed that the FBI had lied about this.
So I called Cash Bottel and I later called Dan
Bungino and I says, you know, what is this. I'm
not attacking you. It was the previous FBI the administration
that did this. It was Chris Ray, but what is this?
And Dan Bongino became hysterical with me on the phone.
I've known Dan a long time for many years and
always got along with him. You know, whatever his faults say,
you know a nice guy, and he's certainly very nice
to me. I never had a problem with Dan ever,
and that problem began when I brought this information to
his attention and he he became a different person. He
was clearly terrified. I didn't get it at first, he was.
He was hysterical, and ultimately, after a long series of
text exchanges which I still have and phone conversations, he said, look,
take it up a Trump. He's the one who shut
down the investigation. And that was I think the first
or second week of December. I think it was the
beginning of the second week of December. I have written down,
but that was the moment and I realized, oh, wow,
you know, there's no good explanation for shutting down an
investigation into your own attempted murder, like this is not
what we've been told.
Speaker 7: It was.
Speaker 4: Od on you your so was he talking about.
Speaker 3: You're saying that he's saying that he came to Bongino
with the social media posts that someone gave him a
suggesting probably that Thomas Crooks wasn't alone or that he
didn't do it. And when he brought that to Dan Bungeno,
Dan Bungino lost it. And then and then he said
on the phone with Tucker that you have to take
it up with the president. The president is the one
who is shutting down this investigation, doesn't want so let's
get this right.
Speaker 2: The President of the United States is shutting down his
own investigation into his own assassination.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what you say, right, I mean, Johnny how.
Speaker 2: There's a reason why we're almost at our thousands of episode,
and there's a reason why in December it will be
ten years because we've been saying this the whole time.
I'm not the only one to say it. So I'm
not saying I had some insight that no other conspiracy
podcasts had, But we've been talking about this forever. It
is a ritual, the blood letting of the left ear
it is who shuts down their own investigation.
Speaker 4: It's the cops law.
Speaker 3: Now before you get too far over your ski. So
let's Dan Bongino response to this. Now, this is also interesting.
I'm really curious what you think, Zim. So here's Dan Bongino.
Speaker 2: After that, you want to see the text, I'll show
you the text. Here's my exchange with him.
Speaker 5: When he brought up the fact that the prior deputy
director had said or that there was no online footprint,
which was a mistake. He said that was the prior leadership.
I responded to Tucker, obviously, leave you his number out
of it.
Speaker 2: But this is his number.
Speaker 5: And you know, if I don't want to get involved
with media people, but if one designated person I trust
in the media wants to see him to verify, I
can do that too. I said, no, none of this
equates to no online footprint for crooks. None of it.
I'm not defending anything but the facts. We briefed the
President on the case in the oval.
Speaker 2: I was there.
Speaker 5: He was satisfied that his questions were answered. President Trump
has stated this publicly. I will address the public's interest
in more information with principles cashing them. But I'm not
the final decision maker. I was a deputy but none
of this is going to change the facts in the case.
And he accused me of reflexively defending the FBI, and
I responded, and the reflexively defend the FBI argument's absurd.
No one's done more to reform the FBI, address corruption,
and make drastic personnel changes and change the culture.
Speaker 2: No one, which is true. You're just no, it's not
true at all. You've changed nothing. What have you changed? Like,
what have you changed? That's the problem. Okay knows more
than me. You quit, Like, what are we talking about?
You told us there was no Epstein files. What are
you talking about? Nothing in there to me makes Tucker
look stupid. Okay, I agree, And in that is basically
him saying, yeah, Trump said we're good. That's what he said.
And when the president says we're good, that ends it.
I mean, what are we talking about here? I don't
know why this guy thinks is keep going? Is there more?
You may say, let's see more receipts?
Speaker 5: I claimed in this text that he's claiming. Just to
be clear, do you guys see anyone anything in this text,
anything in all in the audience, Tucker, fans or anyone else.
Do you see anything in this text he claims to
have that says the President shut down the investigation.
Speaker 2: It sounds like me, he said, we're good, we can
move on. That's what Johnny. You're a little more than
me to the center. To me, does that sound like
he said, Okay, I'm satisfied.
Speaker 3: Uh, I'm more to the right than you. I would say,
but uh no conspiracy, Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I'm waiting
to Bongina is treating this like he's dunking on Tucker.
But I just don't see it yet. I don't. I
haven't finished this video, so I'm curious what he says.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we'll just say to play a bit more here.
Speaker 5: Was completely satisfied with him, which he told us. He
not only told us, he told the Daily Caller the
exact same thing. I thought he shut down the investigation
that we told Fox News was not shut down. Quote
Daily Caller, Trump says he's quote very satisfied with the
official narrative on Butler assassination.
Speaker 2: June twenty twenty six.
Speaker 5: Look this up yourself, hey Justin who founded the Daily Caller,
Because you may say, well, this is just biased, Dan,
this is IMPROFI Oh my.
Speaker 2: Gosh, Tucker Carlson and Neil pet Tell there's Jet GPT. Yeah,
but what do you say? I don't. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's almost like he's having a different.
Speaker 5: Discussions and other text where he claims the opposite. Again,
he has secret info. He claims somehow that the President
told him. Others weird, like he never never said that
to anyone else but Tucker. It seems like Tucker always
has this secret info no one else has. Here's his response,
what are the facts? I still don't even know. You
could have read them in the Brooks Singhman November interview,
but you chose not to because you like to be stupid.
He acted completely alone. Just read the report, no help
from anyone. That's the claim.
Speaker 2: It's hard to believe.
Speaker 5: But the FBI could do a lot to prove it,
you mean, like giving a full length hour interview to
Fox News about it.
Speaker 2: They won't, which we already did.
Speaker 4: They won't.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 4: Who's that guy, Christopher Walkett.
Speaker 2: They won't. They won't.
Speaker 3: They just won't do any interviews with anybody.
Speaker 5: I asked Cash and Rick on background to explain, but
they refused. I'm totally confused, but clearly this is not
good and by the way, in point of fact, Trump
does not believe the official story at all. He's told
me that to my face. Here's the secret information he
claims to have again, never produces any shred avout. I
just produced to you evidence of the exact opposite.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 4: Yet what is the evidence he produced?
Speaker 3: Well, he's talking about those interviews he did that were
they just kind of went on talking about his family,
you know, his dad or whatever, and the gun, like
how they say he got the gun from his went
to pick it up at his father's house, and then.
Speaker 2: How he I mean, it's absolutely retard the ladder in
the woods.
Speaker 3: All that stuff. But it's not. I mean again, I don't.
Speaker 2: I mean, this guy is like, dude, trust me, God, Johnny,
You're know I'm legit. FBI.
Speaker 3: You gotta believe us, folks.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna speed him up a little bit because
I'm waiting for a point.
Speaker 2: He's just it's like, there's no points there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know, it's it's it's I would lie.
Speaker 5: He's got secret information. Sounds like he's bullshiting you, doesn't it.
I've reformed text where I actually go on to further
make the case. Next damn, he said, I hope you
had the chance. Tucker said to see the piece on crooks.
We've received some information and are planning of detail follow up.
Is there someone I can talk to you with the
FBI before we do?
Speaker 2: Thanks, I said, I saw it.
Speaker 5: And then you seem to believe that Cash and I,
who are longtime personal friends with the president of FAB
some sinister cover up is absurd, he said, we recovered study.
Speaker 2: You literally told everybody that there was no see lists,
and he killed himself in jail. And everyone knows that
to be absolutely.
Speaker 4: That he hung himself in jail. Everyone knows that to
be a lie. This is Bonino's problem.
Speaker 2: He's coming from a place of discredit, and that's why
his show is completely cratered. Now, none of my shows
have ever done as good as this show did, so
his creator is probably still better than my show, right,
but that's why he's cratered.
Speaker 3: Talk to I'm totally appalled.
Speaker 4: You don't think I would be lying?
Speaker 2: Huh, Mike goes in the dice more.
Speaker 3: Let's just I sped it up, so maybe he'll actually
say something meaningful here.
Speaker 5: I'm saying exactly a suggested am I not? It's almost
like he's pullshit in you again, is the president on it?
Speaker 2: Who? I asked? He's one of the.
Speaker 5: Victims, So he told us repeatedly, as he said publicly,
he's satisfied with the effort Cash and I put in
the president's a victim in a federal crime. And when
he's ready for us to release more information about this crime,
then I'll tell us. I suggest you give him a
ring and tell him you want more.
Speaker 2: Let me know what he said.
Speaker 5: He's a member the media. People call him all the
time exactly what we want to give more? The Fox
News and gave him a whole interview. Here's the next one.
This is the whole exchange. And he claims it's not personal,
which is always personal with Tucker. He's just envious of
everyone else because he's a person on the line in
the world. You suggesting that the Cash and I currently
leaves deliberately mis meeting people. I watched the video talking
about his It's ridiculous. We exhausted every lead in this case.
In our conclusion stand because he evidence backs it up.
What possible motive would I have to cover up the evidence? Money?
That's hilarious. Fame clicks make it make sense to me,
I stated in the last text on the disclosures, the
president's stop shot in the head life, I still don't.
Speaker 2: I mean you literally go, we're gonna go in there
and reform anything, and then literally did a one to eighty.
Speaker 4: I mean, like, what are we talking about?
Speaker 2: And then you quit because you know, it was like
your brand was getting so annihilated. The old point was
going the FBI kick some mass come back to podcast
as a hero, and you were getting your dickkicked in
because you told us there's no Epstein list. It's not
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Speaker 3: So from the department of who really cares, we got
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Speaker 4: You get a theme song for that?
Speaker 2: This is stupid to lay this in you videos that
they want us to believe and we all laugh like
they're stood.
Speaker 3: I feel like you used that last little melody there
that those last couple of notes a lot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well until you use them in a.
Speaker 2: Gotta make Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3: So this is uh the CBS News version of these,
this latest dump. It came out three days ago and
it's again just a lot of blurry dots, and stuff.
Speaker 2: This Christmas ornament.
Speaker 4: They love showing us Christmas ornaments.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just don't. It's not impressive really.
Speaker 4: I mean this is like a by the way, you
can see this.
Speaker 2: You can see this all the time in Jersey and
they shape shift the.
Speaker 3: Space stick that was in the sky and then kind
of disappeared. Now where did it go?
Speaker 4: Where space stick go?
Speaker 3: Why can't you even get in space Dick? Remember Space Coast?
Did you listen to Space Ghost Coast to Coast? That
was a good show.
Speaker 4: That was a good show at ther dork Ship.
Speaker 3: It was good though, it was funny.
Speaker 2: It was good.
Speaker 3: Late at night. As a kid, you got nothing.
Speaker 2: You've already watched The Girls Gone Wild commercial a thousand times.
That was all that was on.
Speaker 3: Man, it was that.
Speaker 4: Never pregnant Space Dick.
Speaker 3: Gilligan's Island reruns too. I would watch a lot of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you'd be like, which one would you bang first? Oh?
Speaker 3: It was always the Redhead.
Speaker 4: Always they could.
Speaker 2: They tried to act like you might go after Marianne,
never ginger or get out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, here's another one that I mean, this one I don't.
I mean, it never gets into great focus.
Speaker 2: It's just these They're like, look at this, like, you
know what, ude, this looks like every conspiracy pod cast video.
Speaker 3: Right right totally. And it's funny because they've been telling
us that Jeremy Corpel has been telling us about this
tremendous footage.
Speaker 4: There if he seems a little out there, Huh did you.
Speaker 3: Watch that doc about him? It's pretty it's pretty interesting,
Like he's he seems to think that his life is
in danger all the time.
Speaker 2: Well, if you keep talking about it, we can get
into that with the Oliver Tree shit, that's all he
talked about. Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, what do you think that's really dangerous? What talking about?
Speaker 2: One hundred perspective set? And especially dude, is one some
of his videos, his like crowd Cowboys Don't Cry has
like seventy four million views.
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't. I don't think he sings about death
and that. But if his other videos get those kind
of views, that's seventy four million times you've said death
about you?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true. Rest what is what what is significant about?
Speaker 4: Come on, dude, you don't like that?
Speaker 2: Dude? Literally, Johnny, you know what we're doing right now
the same thing cats do with lights when we chase
it so right, look at the light.
Speaker 3: Do you think they're level setting here, like showing us
the shittiest videos so that when they do the Project
Bluebeam shit, we're like.
Speaker 4: Oh damn, like some shit. Boo boo boo, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean it.
Speaker 3: The Bled Cells put out videos better than this everything.
Speaker 4: When I want to see dots in the air, I
go to the Blood Cells.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the authorities on dots in the air. This
one is pretty good. This was like what my sister captured,
except this guy did a better job of videoing it.
This one is actually pretty I mean, well, it's better.
And then this one right here isn't even real, dude.
This got passed around a ton, And then if you look,
it's the best one by far. It says digital recreation
based on Federal Agents description of incidents. So it's just NASA.
It's fake. It's totally fake. Then this is the best
one you saw people look at look at it, people
passing it around like wow, this is really cool, and
you realize it's not real, bro, they made it up.
Speaker 4: It's all thank everything's gay.
Speaker 3: Oh really, look like, look at this so stupid. It's
like these it's like it's ejecting these red orbs, This
yellow sphere is ejected.
Speaker 16: Hi.
Speaker 2: How Hi?
Speaker 4: How it's off the space?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know anyway it was.
Speaker 4: It's like that guy's just shooting space jis everywhere.
Speaker 3: It's so underwhelming. All of this is underwhelming, man, Jerry Seinfeld.
If you couldn't hate it more, did you see him
coming out? Yeah the next game? Oh yeah, I mean
saying the dumbest thing at the dumbest time, here's Jerry Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: Seinfeld?
Speaker 4: Up, can we get a free post on?
Speaker 3: Can we get a.
Speaker 2: US want about?
Speaker 3: It doesn't exist?
Speaker 2: I mean, just what a piece of ship, like an
all round piece of ship.
Speaker 3: It doesn't exist.
Speaker 2: What's up with Palestine? Can't find it on the map?
Speaker 3: What an asshole?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 3: I mean, of all the time and just say, you know, can't.
Speaker 2: Be the greatest syop in comedy ever, just be I mean,
you hear about him going on the road and his
sets aren't great because his style, like, yeah, it doesn't
go well because his style is now when people do
a hacky comic, they do Jose's walks up with that.
He was an industry syop set in it was the
beginning of them neutering the jesters.
Speaker 3: Sid I hate to say this because there's a bunch
of people that I'm close to who adore it. I
never liked Seinfeld. I never liked the show. Like it
was just never no.
Speaker 2: I mean like, it's like, dude, surround yourself with talented people,
and that's what he did. Palestine, someone just said six
g Agenda in the house was on My Live the
other day, was on My Live on Instagram live slops.
Johnny Left again, Daddy's All Alone was on my Live slop. Yes, yeah,
Palestine is in the Bible. And guys, when when Spielberg,
who is a scum bag? Okay, Spielberg is a scum bag. Okay,
all I gotta say is two words, Heather o' rourke,
that's two words. That was part of Okay, scumbag is like, Oh,
my movie's gonna change how people look at religion. This
is how out of touch.
Speaker 4: This dude is. Yeah, yeah, let's go change might change
how people look at religion.
Speaker 2: You're like, what religion? What religion are you talking about?
Are you real, leagues?
Speaker 4: Are you suggesting that your movie might end Judaism?
Speaker 2: Is that what you're saying? Because you're not, we know
exactly what you're talking about. Dude, suck it.
Speaker 3: I heard that. I I well, I don't let me see.
Speaker 2: Is it still?
Speaker 3: How did it open?
Speaker 2: Did you see I just farted hard? Dude?
Speaker 3: Nice man?
Speaker 2: Good job.
Speaker 3: Disclosure day in Spielberg summer box office drought thirty nine
million world wide, ninety three million worldwide. Sorry, oh yeah,
that's a pretty big opening. Did you see THEO talking
about how he wants a family? Maybe it was kind
of it's he's very personal. It's just interesting to hear
him talk about this because I think a lot of
people his age are at the same point in their life.
Speaker 11: For like the first time in twenty years. I don't
have a tour date on the books, and I don't
ever have to have one if I don't want.
Speaker 3: How does that make you feel?
Speaker 11: It's it's it's a lot of things. It's been like
I had a little bit of depression. I didn't know
what it was from. I think some of us from
I don't there's not a ton to do, like just podcasting. Yeah,
but I haven't really felt like, I don't know, I
haven't felt a lot of motivation. I do know that
I want to keep doing that. I don't know if
I want to get on stage like right now. But
there's part of me that's like, yeah, well, what else
do you want to do?
Speaker 2: What else do you you know?
Speaker 11: I think I kind of wish that there was like
a like a family aspect of my life right now,
like wife and children, But that's not there. So it's like,
that's okay, bro, you got to wait till that comes along.
For like the first time in twenty years. I don't
have a tour date on the books, and I don't ever.
Speaker 2: I dude, I'm telling you. It's this thing, right, there's
there's having kids young, having kids. Oh, there's perks to
all that. Okay, there's perks. All that perk is having
kids young. They grow up, you're still young enough to
hang out and do fun stuff with them, you know,
and you don't have to worry about finance as much
because the kids are out of the house. Having kids late.
The perk to that is that you have purpose later
on when the phone stops ringing, Like, I'm not gonna
go on the road that much until the end of July, right,
I'm not gonna go on the road. So I'm just
gonna hang out my kids. Nice, right, I'm just gonna
hang out the kids, and it's pretty fucking cool. We're
gonna do fun stuff and be weirdos and all that shit.
You know, just gonna go to the beach and run
and watch my daughter battle the ocean. My daughter loves
to go to the beach and battle the ocean. You know.
She just loves to sit there and laugh at the ocean.
My autistic daughter. She's just like like she's like a
wizard trying to battle the waves. And it's great. You
can just enjoy it, you know. So now he's like,
I want kids, dude. You know, Vong could knock up
a thousand chicks. They would all line up for sauce.
You know what I'm saying, shoot up the club.
Speaker 4: He should.
Speaker 11: Man.
Speaker 4: It gives you purpose, It gives you purpose.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of fun, and you know, are there
moments that are trying Yep, yep, especially when they get older,
all right, they get older, they start having opinions. It's work, dude,
It's freaking work, dude. But it's the best work, all right.
Speaker 3: I'll rip through. I believe that I'll find out someday.
I think I'll rip through.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I'm just I just I don't care.
Speaker 3: You got that other one? It's much better. I don't
know why you stop using. The World Cup, of course,
is in the United States. I went to see the
US play. It was the best game I've ever seen
them play, in person or otherwise. It was awesome. But
there's a lot of funny like videos coming out of
people from overseas coming into America. Here's one that I liked.
This guy's great. He doesn't speak English.
Speaker 2: My name is okay, yeah, my name is she don't okay?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: How excited are you?
Speaker 1: You're so excited right Japan?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Uh, excuse me, Okay, I cannot speak English, but but
I'm excited. Baby.
Speaker 13: Look, okay, what we're looking at?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, can you tell me what this is?
Speaker 13: We're looking at his back?
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you news reporter.
Speaker 3: This is the yeah she got. She should have it
would have been funny or she played the straight man
to his antics. Uh, she missed an opportunity there. So
this is my favorite though. This is my favorite video.
So this is like a guy speaking to Bonyx, you know,
kind of like a really heavy accident black guy and
then this Japanese guy reacting.
Speaker 2: To keep a ship like.
Speaker 1: Hold from you.
Speaker 3: He's like, does he speak English? See?
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying here, dude. It's like, again,
everyone hates white racism, Asians are even worse.
Speaker 3: Don't care, due they don't care.
Speaker 2: Everyone's racist. Stop acting like everyone's not racist, and it's
this joke. Everyone gets quiet on stage. But I'm like,
I saw the Satanists crying about racism. I'm like, Satanism's
worse than racism. And everyone gets quiet, going I'm sorry,
I've had racist uncles. They're entertaining. I never had Satanic
uncle come over and do black Mass during Thanksgiving. Okay,
that's good. As if I'm still boofing.
Speaker 3: I am not. No, we had to stop that. It
was causing oily discharge. So represented Rob Whitman got caught.
People are trying to talk to him press on the
way into uh the House of Representatives, I guess somewhere
in so he just does the most obvious fake phone
call I've ever seen. This is great.
Speaker 2: They watched this Johnson Social Security.
Speaker 3: He's got his phone up on the screen. You could
tell he's not He's faking a phone call. It's the
worst fake. Yeah, I'll be there.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, that's what an idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll be there. I'll be there. He sounds like
me trying to psych out home.
Speaker 5: This is the.
Speaker 4: Problem, dude. Is that guy Republican or Democrat?
Speaker 3: I think he's a Republican.
Speaker 2: Of course he is. And that's fine.
Speaker 4: Republicans are retards. I know that, you know that we
all know that the problem with.
Speaker 2: The Democrat left is that they'll never admit their side's
just as bad.
Speaker 4: And that is my whole point. Both sides suck. I like,
I love right now that all.
Speaker 2: The Democrats can't stop talking about but.
Speaker 4: A poole in Washington, d C.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, dude, welcome to the party, because we've
been talking about that about your side since qu.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's actutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2: And the way they just like we all in the
office in the and this is and I know, Johnny,
this is maybe something you want to talk about. So
everyone's losing their mind on this Michelle Obama stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about what? I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: You didn't hear, Johnny.
Speaker 3: No, I've been moving, dude, I haven't been on the internet.
Speaker 4: Dude, look up John Honnickic on the UFC.
Speaker 2: I think it's h O K I t John h
O K I go UFC fighter, Michelle Obama just look
that up.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I got you all right till you play yep,
hold on.
Speaker 2: Alex on your MoMA. Lastly, did you know, dude, this
is gonna be crazy because let's watch Joe's face after
he says this.
Speaker 3: I didn't even pause that that happened on it. It's
like they don't want us to play.
Speaker 2: This because you know, Joe's doing this corporate gig. But
Joe loves savagery. I mean like he's old school comedy
store chaos. He's the best friends with Joey Diaz, you
know what I'm saying. So everyone's losing their mind because
this guy at a White House fight. Okay, says Michelleys.
Speaker 3: Anybody saw Trump's face when he says no.
Speaker 2: They didn't. They did, they didn't. Uh So everyone's losing
their minds and I can't stop laughing. I would I, Johnny,
would I have said that They're No? Okay, I'm a
weird guy. I'm like a total clusterfuck. It went in
my life, but like I always respect the House. I'll
always respect. I'll never come in and be disrespectful to
the House, even when I was in my wildest in Vegas.
Right if I came to.
Speaker 3: The house, or does Trump love that?
Speaker 2: Well, it's the White House, right, and you're you're you're
causing cultural chaos? Right, all right? You want to play
this because I can't stand David.
Speaker 3: I know he sucks, doesn't he?
Speaker 2: This guy he's literally the worst fucking human being. I'm
not even kidding's.
Speaker 3: On his if it aligns with his politics, and anything
that doesn't align with his politics is not is never
a fair game with him. He sucks. He's such a hypocrite.
Speaker 17: There was I do think Trump hassed to denounce and
anybody associated with it to den outs.
Speaker 4: And that is that crazy fighter guy.
Speaker 2: I don't even have his name up here, but he
won the fight. He took the microphone comments to the
White House lawn.
Speaker 17: Now, these are UFC guys, all right, they're crazy, they're idiots.
You have Sean Strickland, who's one of the craziest people
of all time, to the point you can't even pay
attention to what he says.
Speaker 2: Snuck in.
Speaker 4: But when on the White house lawn on an event
you put down.
Speaker 2: I don't care what you think about the Obama's right.
That has to be an immediate than now.
Speaker 4: I made my parent not talking smack.
Speaker 7: Me.
Speaker 2: You know this isn't guy Johnny. And because you love Stirn,
you probably remember this moment moment where this motherfucker put
out a picture of of of Tom Brady's kid running
naked on the beach, right, and all boyn no you
could talk about was the giant bazook.
Speaker 3: This kid is easy for YouTube. Here IM just saying kid.
Speaker 4: Yeah stuff, I'm not saying I'm just telling you.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying that before you say something.
Speaker 2: So anyways, he puts out this picture of the kid.
Everyone loses it. He's like an edge lord right now
goes down Howard Stern. It blows up in his face.
Everyone calls him a scumbag, right, do you think it
calls him anything?
Speaker 16: No?
Speaker 2: So this guy's like he says something about Michelle Obama. Dude,
average Joan Rivers said it might have cost of her life.
People have been saying it forever. Elon Mustad said it.
Everyone said it. And here's the thing that's crazy, and
everyone gets mad at me. I have a lot of
trans friends. I don't give a shit about trance.
Speaker 4: Live your fucking life. Just don't read the kids. We
just don't need it.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's advanced algebra. Nobody cares. Okay, but we've
been at gun We're at culturally gun point telling us
that trans are like mystical unicorns, right, these angelic beans
right at cultural gunpoint, that how amazing they are. And
I have a lot of trans runs. They're cool with me.
I don't give a ship, you know. But now you're
now someone's calling somebody trans and you're acting like it's
the most offensive thing you've ever heard in your life.
And this is from the left who couldn't stop talking
about how Trump polished.
Speaker 4: Off Bill Clinton.
Speaker 2: Right, zero evidence, yea, all the time. That their whole
thing is saying everybody's gay, right, they make everybody gay,
no evidence, just everybody's gay, right, that's their whole thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you've got.
Speaker 3: You've been on that for a long time, and it's
the ultimate hypocrisy.
Speaker 4: Right, It's like, oh, we love gays, and then the
mint somebody comes out gay, they go.
Speaker 2: Like, oh my god, he's gay. What a loser?
Speaker 4: Right, But the craziest thing. And let's tay Cat Williams.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Kat Williams, who I think is one of the best
comics ever do it all Right, goes on Shannon Sharpshell
literally says that all black celebrities but him are gay
all right or her holes right, And everyone was like,
oh my god, slay king slagh he pulls no punches,
he's he pulls dude, right, So, oh my god, he's
calling like he sees it. And then this one guy
says that They're like, oh, it's at the White House dog.
That episode of Sure Shannon Sharps went over one hundred
million views.
Speaker 4: One hundred million views. Really, it was huge.
Speaker 2: Dude, made him so much money, Shannon Sharp, and everyone's
like this guy, dude. It just put Cat Williams in
a higher echelon of celebrity.
Speaker 4: And I thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 3: I thought was respect, Yeah, respect for sure.
Speaker 2: Where's the outrage on that calling some of her hurl right?
Where's the outrage on that?
Speaker 4: There is none.
Speaker 2: It is why I have no respect for political correctness.
There's no rule that applies everybody. It's everything is like
ken is it that? Oh I got he can say
take it. Say that's my whole R word bit. It's like,
here's the people I can't make fun of. Now I'm
making fun of everybody because everybody's rebringing Okay, that's the
point of the joke.
Speaker 4: Stop stop looking at everybody like their unicorns.
Speaker 2: They're all knuckleheads, and they're like, oh, so they're gonna
they're gonna sue, They're gonna sue Michelle Obama, dude, if
I'm that guy, I'm like.
Speaker 7: Do it.
Speaker 2: Let's do it, because now I get to like do
examinations and all that stuff. I get to I get
to cross them, and I get to do uh, exploration
or whatever it's called exploring, whatever it's called in case
where you get all the all the documents and all that.
Speaker 3: Myself loud and people are saying you're too loud, and
I'm quiet. I don't know what to do about it.
Right now is supposed to balance these things out. I'm okay, uh,
less less couple, this is an amazing story. Did you
see this? So after a decade of cognitive well.
Speaker 2: I'm real quick, Johnny, So this guy I can too
spelled wrong. But the comment about Obama wasn't funny to you?
To you, wasn't it okay? And it looks like a chick,
and it looks like a white chick. It's either white
chick or a black chick. Okay. If it's a white chick,
well it's it's what I've done and know. But does
does that mean there aren't people that find it funny?
That's comment that's probably the best proof that it is funny.
And white women look at trans like they're there. They're
mystical animals. It's like their spirit animal. How can you
dare say anything that like that about these mystical unicorns?
Speaker 3: You know, I totally agree. Yeah, So this I briefly
so this woman eighty years old, that ten years of
cognitive decline, she had Alzheimer's, and she took a single
dose of psilocybin mushrooms, dude, and it rolled back the years.
She got her memories back, she could talk, it got functioned.
Speaker 4: Should I give my dad's rooms?
Speaker 3: She got continence back, dude, like her controlling her bowels.
And it only lasted as long as she was on
the trip. But it rolled it back, dude. This is
from the New York Post. If you want to find
this story, Alzheimer's patient gets back speech, bladder control and
memory and groundbreaking drug trial.
Speaker 2: Johnny, can I just go back to one more thing.
I'm Michelle Obama. This guy Michael Underscore ak Underscore Psycho.
She literally published a book called Becoming Michelle Oboblems.
Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 4: Oh you're so right.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Interesting.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't doubt if this guy John whoever, whatever his
name is, I don't want to see the god's old
tattoo there it is. Whatever his name is, John Hawkick
or whatever it is, I wouldn't doubt if he bangs trans,
he probably comes out and loves TRANS.
Speaker 4: Good for him, Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it.
Speaker 2: Good for you. Good.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 3: So they were trying to do Romeo and Juliet and
in some damn place and the cat joined them on
the stage. This is great, dude.
Speaker 5: Just this cat just.
Speaker 3: Rolls up on the Russian Ballet Company stage. It starts chewing.
Romeo is dead on the stage.
Speaker 19: It just starts attacking him and he's in character. Bro
stop laughing. Well, you know what they say about cats.
They'll eat you when you when you're dead. They said,
that's just setting it up, isn't that great, they chat them.
Good for them, that's good for them.
Speaker 4: Good for them.
Speaker 3: And then I'll end with this, I think so Thomas
Massey diwit he said, he went on the floor of
the house and gave a speech in honor of the
crew of the USS Liberty that were lost. I'll play
just a little of that for you.
Speaker 13: On the next day, on June eighth, they started the day.
Speaker 2: The visibility was unlimited.
Speaker 7: The American flag was flying proudly on the USS Liberty.
More planes came from Israel to surveil the boat the ship,
and they thought they were in good shape.
Speaker 2: But what happened next surprise them all.
Speaker 7: French Mirage jets showed up and for twenty five minutes
strafed and attacked the USS Liberty. They shot rockets, they
shot thirty millimeters cannons into the hull and into the ship.
They even dropped napalm on the bridge of the ship.
This was an effort to kill everybody on board. There
was no intention of taking prisoners. After the twenty five
grueling minutes of attack on this virtually unarmed chip and
they thought things would over they could recover. The torpedo
boats showed up. Three torpedo boats. They launched four torpedoes.
One of them hit the hull of the USS Liberty
and killed twenty five people instantly. It blew a forty
foot by forty foot hole in the side of this ship.
They were intent on sinking it, but they were also
intent on not having a single survivor. According to eyewitness accounts,
the Israelis machine gunned the life boats that they put down.
They machine gunned the firefighters.
Speaker 2: Who were on the deck.
Speaker 7: They were bringing the wounded and the dead to the
mess hall to trioge them. They had one doctor who
was trying to help them all put a few stitches in.
It was harrowing and it's amazing. If not for that crew,
that boat would have sunk that day. But it still
wasn't over. Helicopters showed up combat helicopters and the USS Liberty,
even though their signals were being jammed by the Israelis,
got a signal out and there were ships that tried
to respond. The USS Saratoga, the USS America sent planes.
Both of them sent planes to help the USS Liberty,
and something happened that's never happened before a ship under attack.
Speaker 2: The planes were recalled. This has never happened before.
Speaker 7: And they sat there for seventeen hours, thirty four dead,
one hundred and seventy four wounded out of two hundred
and ninety four crew members. That's over seventy percent casualty
rate unheard of. The Israelis were intent on leaving no survivor.
And what about our own military? Why did they not
send to anybody for seventeen hours to help these men?
Speaker 2: So what really happened? You know?
Speaker 7: The official reports say that it was a case of
mistaken identity, But if you listen to Dean Rusk, former
Secretary of State, Richard Helm, CIA director Bobby ray Enman,
head of the NSA, Captain Ward Boston, who.
Speaker 4: Was the Chief counsel of the Court of Inquiry.
Speaker 7: If you listen to Admiral Moore, who served in Pearl
Harbor Midway, commanded both the Atlantic and Pacific Fleet, and
was chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. None of
these distinguished men think this was an accident. They think
it was intentional murder by the country of Israel, either
as a false flag operation or because they simply didn't
want anybody observing what they were doing that day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyway, so there you go. That was he did
what he said would do.
Speaker 2: He did enlist all the Epstein clients he said he
was going to he did, right?
Speaker 3: Did he not do that like last two weeks ago?
I thought he did that first I didn't hear it. Yeah,
I think he went on the floor. And I mean
maybe you're saying like he left him out or something.
Is that what people are saying. But I'm pretty sure he.
Speaker 2: Did the.
Speaker 3: Let's see. Maybe he hasn't yet.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: I could have sworn. I saw him on the on
the floor reading reading the client list a couple of
days ago. Anyway, we'll come back. I don't have time
to look that up right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I can't ask me questions, bro, that require research. Okay,
this is from Papa Bong, our friend. He says, I
eat uh wink wink. I don't know what he's talking
about there, as asked, is he that Papa bo that's
from last week?
Speaker 2: It's actually Flavors starts.
Speaker 3: It Flavors of the forest garlic says or he says nothing.
He gave us a supersticker. Thank you, so still waiting
on my garlic chok on wax r I p Oliver
Tree Kate says, shout out Neflin Deth Squad, Mount Crushmore.
Oh yeah, but go vote now if you want them
to be in there, or if you have someone else
that you'd like to vote. It's on Sam's Twitter. Pace
it to the top or penn to the top. Lee
Street says, I think Howard Lutnik is less Wegner, less
Wexner's dipic and human form. That's funny if you recall
a couple of months back, we did that story about
less Wegner, Less Wexner's dipic is demon that he claims,
uh definitely runs him. Mary Chase says, Sam pre recorded
this for sure. It's in this double Okay, okay, yeah,
that's how we're reading. We're built a time machine just
just to read supertest. Johnson says, Johnny, tell us a
story about your country ass parents killing some kind of
vermin in front of you. Oh, I mean, I I
mean vermin for sure, like rats and stuff.
Speaker 4: All the time.
Speaker 2: We had to shoot rabbit dogs, serial killers of animals.
Speaker 3: I've seen my dad shoot rabbit dogs a handful of times,
for sure. That's it's not fun I had to do.
There used to be this gang of wild dogs, like
a crew of wild dogs that would come around and
they killed a couple of ours and so we uh
sprinted out in the middle of the night one night
with shotguns and uh they died. It's it's a real problem.
It's a real problem wild roving dog gangs in the country.
Probably probably in LA you would call the pound, but
we did not do that.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Who is next? Rennick Johnson and then's okay, here we
choke on wax again says it's us versus reptilian over
or it's wake up.
Speaker 2: I agree, I agree.
Speaker 3: I mean that reptilian overlord's phrase is doing a lot
of work.
Speaker 2: But you and I feel like we've done it.
Speaker 3: Kate says, we're all in this sy op together. Yeah,
we are deep in it. Tricky Hickey says, gay dollars
for ronan stickers, Sam, for the love of God, get
some more ronan stickers and come up to Alaska.
Speaker 2: I'm doing it all right.
Speaker 3: Mitch McGovern eight zero says Jared Moye is and from Boonie, Yep.
Australia is a legend, Okay, Jared, I think that's how
you say that. Jared Gerrod, maybe jerd apologies if I
miss misspoke there or said it wrong. Go Gothain our friend.
For what it's worth, dark journalists is an anti aliens
is anti aliens equals demons. Oh interesting. He's also on
the list, by the way, for crushmore if you want
to go vote for him. Uh so, he said, I
would like to hear his take on that if you
against aliens being demons. I'll have to look that up after.
But yeah, that's it for the I want somebody gave
just gide loved the show from x raw shoutout x
Rod ex Rod.
Speaker 2: He was saying some crazy ship earlier, but we love
them guys said. The word is Michelle Obama slang. That's
the that's the word. That's the praise of the day.
I love you. I gotta go take care of kids,
take care everybody, have a great day. Bye Christian