Speaker 1: Well, hello and thanks for listening. Coming up in this episode,
since we recorded it on Mother's Day, of course I
had to check in with my mom.
Speaker 2: You're feeling better, Yeah, I'm killing a lot better.
Speaker 1: Yes, good back up. We also hear from one of
our favorite listeners, but your step mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got drug out of her freaking bed in
a freaking drunken stupor.
Speaker 1: And Race and Randy and I seem to have different
takes on Mother's Day gifts. Other than that for my mother,
I think this ship becomes clutter and then you know
what happens, She's gonna die and I gotta clean it up.
So really, Randy, by the way I see it, you're
saving yourself, saving myself some time, saving myself a lot
of time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Danny saving himself thirty five seconds. He's doing really well.
Speaker 1: Plus dan supplement list just keeps growing.
Speaker 5: If you want to prevent getting colds or sicknesses, take
five grams of glutamine today.
Speaker 1: What's glum?
Speaker 5: Glutamine is a powder, It's a substance, right, putting your
drown note.
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Speaker 1: Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on. Thanks
for telling a friend. That's how we spread the word
about the Pirate Ship. Hello, Daddy Billy. We've been doing
a lot of pods in here, and I wasn't sure
about when I was going to drop each one. Uh,
we're trying to do some things. And then somebody wants
to move their podcast to our studio. Oh and I
tried to steer them somewhere else. I said, please look
at other things, and then they came back and said
could we still do this? And I said, well, let's talk.
We'll see. So there could be something new emanating from here,
but either way interesting, that's that aside. So I wasn't
sure today, you know it's it's mother's day. You were
coming in and I had done something earlier today.
Speaker 5: I did Mother's day thing Saturday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right right, So I wasn't sure what I was
going to uh do, but I decided to go live
because our friend Vinnie Gettis called uh in between tapings.
I taped one this morning, and then you were coming
in and I was working on some stuff and I
looked down and I recognized his number. I recognized the
last two digits eight. I went, oh, I know what
that is. So I answer and I said, oh, no,
I answer, and he goes, oh my god, I can't
believe he answered, and I said, happy motherfucker's day. And
he said, gosh's why I was calling him Happy motherfucker's Day.
And I thought, we gotta go live. I gotta go live.
I know that's not doesn't sound polite, but you understand.
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 1: Danny doesn't. Danny doesn't fly that two hours ago. I understand,
but you know what I mean. Mother. He uh he
was very excited because he had the day to himself.
His wife and daughter and UH went off and did
their thing. And he goes, you can't start day drinking
until mama leaves. I'm like, oh yeah, that's a little crazy.
That's a little crazy. But Dan comes in here today
and I've been hit sitting on this one for a
little while.
Speaker 5: With me, it could be about five things. Jesus, the bills,
I think, supplements and uh, knowing everything you know, Well,
you know, Shammy, what did you say?
Speaker 1: You came in and you found the cure for everything.
Speaker 5: I found the cure for everything.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if you said cure, I might
be misquick.
Speaker 5: I know, not necessarily cure. But doctor Ronda Patrick has
quite a following on YouTube, okay, and she's also endorsed
by other doctors like doctor Kuberman and doctor Hyman, who
also have other followings. And she says that he's fantastic.
Oh no, he's great. And she says that if you're
ever like, if you want to prevent getting colds or sicknesses,
take five grams of glutamine a day. Glutamine is a powder,
it's a substance. Right then he's putting your don't know,
but it works.
Speaker 1: What do you know about it?
Speaker 5: I just told that it like it's kept me. I've
stayed off the cold, my wife's been sick. I've been
taking this stuff. She's been doubled on it, and she's
trying to get better because she's been run down a
little sick. But I haven't gotten sick at all.
Speaker 1: Where did you get glunamine from?
Speaker 5: Uh, Laurie's Natural Foods? Okay, yeah, they had it there.
They got everything you need. They're really helpful too. Yeah,
they could tell you each brand of Oshra Ganda where
it comes from.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm going out there. I'm getting them
to sponsor the podcast.
Speaker 5: They should Yeah, that'll be awesome.
Speaker 1: No, but we but they're incredibly helpful. Yes, well, they're.
Speaker 5: Incredibly They got all kinds of cool stuff in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they do.
Speaker 5: Oh, I said, you have enough pills natural food, but
you have enough pills.
Speaker 1: Okay. So this brings me to this. Dan Harvard has
been doing a happiness study. They started it in nineteen
thirty eight, so about eighty seven years this they've been
doing this real no lifetime happiness. It's a study following
people what makes people happy? This guy, uh, doctor Robert Waldinger,
that's right, Okay. Waldinger has been in the heading up
or overseeing the study for the past twenty two years,
and he recently did an interview and he revealed some
of the findings. Okay, what predicts happiness? This goes to you,
but we'll and we'll circle back. Because you're gonna you're
gonna be thumping your chest, you're gonna be strutting around,
You're gonna be doing your lori, natural foods, dance or
whatever they do in their commercial good health predicts happiness.
Speaker 5: Okay, it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Those who take care of their bodies lived ten years longer,
regular exercise, avoiding alcohol abuse.
Speaker 5: Alcohol is not good for you at all.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know, don't say that I like I like drinking.
Speaker 5: However, I do like according to weight Watchers apparently, yeah,
don't ask me how I know this. According to weight
Watchers in.
Speaker 1: Noon, here we go, like non alcoholic.
Speaker 5: Beer is actually some of the healthiest stuff you can drink.
Non alcoholic alcoholic, non alcoholic Guinness, non alcoholic Samuel Adams,
hay burners, and stuff considered like a liquid vegetable.
Speaker 6: Not joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, so uh and healthy weight okay,
are all things, but they lead to happiness. You feel better, yeah,
you look you look better than the mirror, You're proud
of your class.
Speaker 5: You walk away from the mirror in the bathroom with
a smile on your face, and you're ready to go
about your day.
Speaker 1: Loneliness is toxic.
Speaker 5: Loneliness is like it's like the worst thing in the world.
Speaker 1: I Yeah, they did.
Speaker 5: A study of all the studies once and found out
that loneliness is the common denominator for all misery.
Speaker 1: People who isolated themselves live shorter lives. Less socializing equals
more illness, thank Zuckerbird, and isolation increases stress. Now, hang
on a second, I disagree with that.
Speaker 5: Series trying to make AI AI friends.
Speaker 1: Now I did hear something I don't.
Speaker 5: Let's make ourselves more isolating. Okay, not I got my
imaginary friend. I realize if you talk to somebody who
had an imaginary friend, man, you want to bring them
to a doctor.
Speaker 1: Now we're going to create it for you. I was
going to say that I think that social media can
be a catalyst to write social meetups.
Speaker 5: Because everyone's life is awesome and well no.
Speaker 1: But what I'm saying is, you can, hey, meet me,
you can message people, you can see things, you can
see things that are going on, find out about events,
get out and live. But yes, I see what you're saying.
You're just going to the negative, and I'm I'm being
the opposite. I'd like to see things happy with that.
I'm kidding. More human connection is a secret to happiness. Yes, more,
real happiness comes from purpose. So teens who wanted to
make a difference stayed happier through their life. Now, I
remember when my son Jordan was in high school, he
had to do service hours. You had to do like, yeah,
twenty hours. I think an academic semester. Oh wow, Yeah,
I think.
Speaker 5: That's not nothing. That's three days half days of work.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, yes, yeah, I think it was twenty. Maybe
it was for the whole year, but I thought it
was for like the first half of the year and
the second half.
Speaker 5: See when I was in school, my friend senior year
of high school, you took a government class. You had
to do ten hours of community service.
Speaker 1: This is twenty and it might have been the whole year.
I don't want to misspeak, but that was something like that,
and they just say it's contributing to something bigger than yourself.
Purpose is happiness. Fuel makes sense. People who regularly mixed
social circles our worlds are colliding. Right, Those people were
happy that people who had their work friends meet their family, right,
people who had their neighbors meet their school mates or
whatever that was that made them the happiest.
Speaker 5: I think that's awesome. I would do that.
Speaker 1: You would I would?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, absolutely, I did that.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, oh yeah. The more diverse the network, the
better your your life. Attention is your greatest gift. This
is interesting. Undivided attention is rare. Screens distract us, notifications
hijack us. Giving full attention signals love and respect. There
is something like there is something when you're with somebody
and maybe you don't have a lot of time with them,
and either you or they will reach for your phone
and it's not something that's super urgent, but they go,
oh my god, my family is whatever, and it's like,
come on right, you know.
Speaker 5: Like I tell my wife, I go, I'm only reaching
for my phone with you when you reach for yours.
Speaker 1: Yeah right, so I know, she goes, you always.
Speaker 5: Reach for when you reach for yours. I don't reach
for my phone unless you reach for yours. I go,
I'm not trying to purposely mirror you. I know better.
I know better. I know better.
Speaker 1: Uh, money matters, but it's not everything basic needs covered money,
but it helps. Yeah, they're saying, is money stuffs boosting
happiness like buying a bigger house, are nicer car, no
difference in long term joy? Yeah, enough is truly Like
in other.
Speaker 5: Words, like they've done studies that people from zero who
makes zero to fifty thousand dollars a year, and like
if you like go from like thirty to fifty, that's
a big jump, or twenty to fifty, that's a big jump.
From fifty to fifty thousand to a million. The jump
is in that significant. Really, Yeah, it's not that significant.
And then the higher up you go, the more miserable
you get, because you're chasing dragons. Now you might have
the jet, you might have this and that in the house,
but now you've got more stuff to take care of.
Now the stuff owns you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the jet breaks down, I gotta get to engine
fixed and yeah, rightact I need to get to.
Speaker 5: I gotta get to Topeka, get Toka.
Speaker 1: Longevity requires two things, and this is it's kind of summarizing.
This study went further than that, and it's interesting because
it's still ongoing. Yeah, all right, they've been studying human
beings for happiness since nineteen thirty eight. Physical health, social engagement.
Longevity requires those two things. Bio hacking and vitamins won't
cut it. Human connections, beats supplements.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I've read out Liars every time? Have you
read out Liars?
Speaker 1: I have not read out. I shall let you borrow it.
Malcolm Gladwell, I'm buried in books right now. It's just
one more one that it won't get too out.
Speaker 5: Liars talks about different people, different groups of people that
like you know, made it, like Bill Gates and above
them beyond and the reasons why. And one of the
things is people longevity. They found these immigrants from Italy
or whatever that moved to New Jersey, right, and they said, like,
what was it their health? Was it this? No, they
actually adapted to the American lifestyle. But they were always together,
playing cards, yeah, hanging out. They had a purpose. It
was each other.
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so fat to have to jack you up to take off. Your,
shoes yeah well you're, so skinny your eyes are in.
Single file well you're so ugly your ears stick out
to get away from. Your, face well your Mama is wait,
a minute wait.
Speaker 6: A minute don't bring anyone mother.
Speaker 1: To this she.
Speaker 6: Ain't here and it wasn't for, your mother you wouldn't.
Speaker 8: Be here so you remember when you put down, one
mother you're putting down mothers all over. The world c
t e that they got him to do this like this.
Speaker 5: IS terry i think the eighties a lot passed. For
Good eddie murphy had, A Hit don johnson had, A
Hit citney lauper had.
Speaker 1: A career I Like. SIDNEY law i thought she. Was
talented actually she would have been about more than. One,
record no but out She did Outside Of. LIKE time
i always liked. That song but, YOU'RE right i mean
the other it. Was cartoonish the color had.
Speaker 5: More one, HIT wonders i think than any.
Speaker 1: Other decade that, may BE but i think she's saying
she does something like blues. And stuff it. Really IS
but i would love to know how much weight was around.
His neck he'd.
Speaker 5: Be CANCER.
Speaker 1: Mister, t, yeah yeah THAT'S is.
Speaker 5: I, llegal name by, the way IS. Mister t he
legally changed his name TO.
Speaker 1: Mister t they DID an adhd study since we were
talking about this earlier and attention being like a, great gift,
and uh this is OUT Of, uc berkeley and they
went through all this stuff like it's, a huge huge
study globally and they say IN, THE us adhd diagnosis
opens doors to, school resources incentifying. Earlier, diagnosis right so
we want early diagnosis in this and. More money, well
okay so here's here's. The thing get more, free money
they go. HEALTHCARE quality adhd can be a catch all
label one better diagnostics or treatments. Aren't available diagnosis is
diagnosis thresholds very widely even WITHIN single, us state and environmental,
exposure trauma poverty MAY ampifly adhd. Like symptoms that is what.
They're saying i'm NOT saying adhd is. NOT real I
just i hear more, adults GO my adhd is kicking
ahead because. YOU forgot i have. No idea, but yes it's.
A thing so according to, this article there's schools and
this IS where. I go is this Just a? Western
thing OR is? Adhd global AND when i, SAY western
i Mean A united. States thing there are certain schools
that they're incentified on. Test scores they want to have top,
test scores so they want you ON your adhd meds
if you, need them you KNOW what, I MEAN and
I mean i can. Get it but THEY go. Adhd
diagnotic they spike in states where school funding depends on.
Test scores so, to me it's basically it's contagious during,
drug yeah but only during standardized. Testing season it is
now eighty yeah. Yeah uh and then girls were IGNORED
on adhd because there's.
Speaker 5: A boys, right well because it's, not yeah and.
Speaker 1: All little girls they just didn't finish. Their work but they,
were quiet they. Didn't sit, you know they're not running
around leaping, over things, you know running.
Speaker 5: Into WALL but i could.
Speaker 1: See, that no but you Know what, i'm SAYING and, i,
go wow it's funny, because sometimes Like, in america if a,
kid sneezes we're GIVING him adhd medicine, and, saying hey
what's wrong With, the yeah you.
Speaker 5: Know, it well they Did A SOUTH park i think
the first or second season where They're Reading great gatsby
and all the kids. Are bored kenny's banging his head against,
the wall and then they asked him a couple of
questions they. COULDN'T answer i, DO it i? Do it
you all Have, ad yeah we're from the generation where
it was just called A. D, d yes they added
THE h l.
Speaker 1: Hyperactive, disorder, Yeah yeah attention. Deficit hyperactivity it's just such.
A deficit so, they had, all right.
Speaker 5: We need to get, more money let's add An.
Speaker 1: H Meanwhile in sweden they send me out for fresh
air and give you a. Herring, sandwich oh no worries
about it.
Speaker 4: At, all, hello gentlemen how?
Speaker 1: You Doing Happy Mother, Trucker's Day Happy.
Speaker 5: Mother's day every?
Speaker 4: Mother's, day yes yes.
Speaker 1: It is what are you up? To today because there's.
No racing oh.
Speaker 4: There's racing they're Racing to kansas. LATER today i.
Speaker 5: Thought they don't Race Some mother's day because if somebody
died they didn't want to like have to like the
car of.
Speaker 4: The mom well, THEY uh i don't, know why but
they are Racing On mother's? Day today do they? Normally
do you army try not to Race On?
Speaker 1: Mother's, day okay, all Right so, danny's right you.
Speaker 4: You try they usually try To, race saturday And then
i've had to have had to Race on sundays because
it has, rained sometimes so, they have but they try.
Not TO so i don't know what. They're doing it's
just another crazy stupid thing. They're doing you.
Speaker 5: Probably heard your complaint last year about Moving the Glen
to september is probably why they arrange.
Speaker 4: The, schedule yes they moved it Back to august as you.
Speaker 1: Can see Are you are you all set For? The?
Speaker 4: Glenn oh, hell yeah, all, Right okay i'm also fresh.
Funny too, You know i'm going to miss my class
reunion that Weekend because i'm going to be At the
glen and they uh and people, Said hockey we're not
going to be at THROUGH because i just paid about
about fifteen hundred bucks to go To, the glen so it's.
Not happening i'll be At the glen and if It
rains i'll be at. The party, If not i'm going
to be at.
Speaker 1: The. Glen, sorry yeah but most of those people Never left, newark.
Anyway right, oh no it's a bunch of, the.
Speaker 4: Left buddy there's a whole bunch. Of left so that'd.
Be cool it'd be cool to see. SOME kids, I mean,
I mean i haven't made the last, two REUNIONS so
i think, THE god i think the LAST one i
went to might Have been, oh god maybe the twenty
fifth might have been the LAST one i. Went to
years it'll be, forty five, next one, fifty, five fifty the. Next,
one yeah.
Speaker 1: Are you you're going to possibly run into an old? Prom? Day?
Speaker 4: Possibly, probably yeah. Good, chance YEAH well i. Don't care
that's no.
Speaker 5: Big deal you can Bring, The, thunderbird firebird.
Speaker 4: The, Old man, Oh yeah tommy. Lays famous ok, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Even The firebird.
Speaker 5: Phoenix company, say like something happened On, the yeah did
you like Take?
Speaker 4: Your yes it was, on, Yes YES but i was
not on a firebird anything. Like that it was it
Was on uh who? Car was let me see? Hang on,
oh yeah it was my. Father's career.
Speaker 5: And then you call this Daddy, diddy diddy don't don't.
Publish that my father here's that he's never heard.
Speaker 1: That story did he hear it?
Speaker 4: After, That oh i'm sure he. Probably has he. Don't
care he's. Pretty cool the old man's.
Speaker 1: Pretty cool how's?
Speaker 5: He doing you know that?
Speaker 4: His head he has. Better days he's definitely. Getting down
and that's, you know that's. That's true if it wasn't for,
That medicine i'm the medicine, He's on i'm sure he wouldn't.
Be Alive, thank god he's getting the medicine and it's
getting paid for by somebody because it's a lot, of
Money and. I'm grateful i'm grateful. For it but you
can tell my father from how you guys have known him,
to now he's slowed down. A lot. That's, All yeah
but you know IT'S a i fast saw him TODAY
when I saw mom and.
Speaker 1: Dad today how is Mom On? Mother's day What does
Race and randy get his Mom For? Mother's?
Speaker 4: DAY well i never knew what. To get i'm alrea
to get mom. Different things but we saw. Mee terce
he saw something that lows about a month and a,
half AGO and i actually called my father and asked
him if she had one, of these and, he, said
no she. Does not my Mother Likes. Mickey mouse we
Found A mickey mouse bird bath and she absolutely.
Speaker 1: Loves, it awesome good, For. You raby that sounds ridiculously funny.
To me but if she, loves it who gives? A.
Speaker 4: Ship, right yeah, that's right. THAT'S right i mean she
my mouse.
Speaker 1: Bird bath so what is? It Like Does minnie mickey
stand up in the bird bath and the birds can Ship? A.
Speaker 4: Mickey, no, No No mickey mickey stands at the bottom.
Of it And. It's, paul now it's probably about, you
KNOW maybe, i know two ft three foot tall and
it's got makeing mouse at the bottom, of it and
so it's it's a. Beautiful thing but.
Speaker 1: Here's the Here's what i'm Hearing from Race, and randy
and this IS where i completely fall down. In life
he is always thinking of, somebody else people, He loves
no people, he, loves, right, well yeah somebody else people
he loves and, and so and then takes the time
to calls old man and find out, that's like really, Really.
SWEET randy i think that's really. Really KIND and i
need to make a Tip because i'm not five steps
ahead as it says in, the, book right what? Is
It Beth David.
Speaker 5: Patrick tavor wrote A Book Your Next.
Speaker 1: Five, moves yeah and, he goes you gotta be five, steps,
ahead Yes and Randy is. I'M not i DON'T think
i didn't even get my mother's day card out. In
time they may not have gotten out BECAUSE because i
knew she was going to be in main so.
Speaker 4: It, Was hey danny's probably still in. The, store dan, you, don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right? Half price, All, right randy you might
you might be, onto something which, is, terrible. TERRIBLE terrible i.
DID call i called.
Speaker 4: This morning, it matters. Buddy day actually.
Speaker 1: It, does matter, it does it.
Speaker 4: DOES matter I mean, I called i called my mom,
this morning beside.
Speaker 1: And, everything wait but what the HALF am i going to?
Get her you know that she doesn't Already have and
Yet there's randy and there's my sister who's got some
figured some out some gift and we could all go in.
On IT and i didn't even, Do that, and UH but,
i go what Is she she's got everything at this
point for like other than the like Race, and randy
that's a, really sweet, thoughtful, thing right you put the
bird bout. Out there your mom can watch the birds
and it's the. Mini mountain there's a little connection other
than that for. MY mother i think this ship becomes
clutter and then you know, What happens she's gonna DIE
and i gotta clean. It up, So, really randy THE
way i, see it.
Speaker 5: You're, saving yourself saving myself.
Speaker 1: Some time saving myself at.
Speaker 4: The, Time yeah danny's saving himself thirty. Five seconds he's doing.
Speaker 1: Really well the hell are you, Talking? About rady do
you ever have to clean in? Their? MIND yes.
Speaker 4: I do i Have a tracy has a. Bird, bath yes.
HE does. I have she has a. BIRD bath i
bought her a couple of.
Speaker 1: Years ago, oh. Sorry nice, uh well, all right give
us a little race and update and tell us. WHAT'S
happening i think there's a big event for you, NEXT weekend. I.
Speaker 4: Believe yes we're having our car Show At South. BALLER
dragway i can't remember it's the fourth or, fifth ONE
but i Know it's we're hoping it's going to be
the as big as the one. Last year we had
two hundred and ten cars at the one, last year
which we never expected ever. To get the first year
we got like we got one HUNDRED and i think
one hundred. And forty we were a static, second year
we got sixty five because it rained the, year today
but we got like one hundred and sixties and we
got two hundred and ten, last year which. Is phenomenal
and now we're hoping to do. It again and weather look,
right now the weather is so that it's going to.
Speaker 1: Be.
Speaker 4: Okay yeah and also it's, you know so we try
to have our early in the year to get it
done and over with because it's easy. To do there's
not a lot of car shows going on. To week
you should get a lot of people.
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Speaker 1: Thirty one, YEAH right.
Speaker 4: I Go.
Speaker 1: Through, egypt yep you gotta Go. Through Egypt william fabien
drove To The pelmyer police department and intentionally damaged a marked.
Patrol Car. To wicce surveillance foot has caught him hitting, the,
vehicle leaving and then coming back to finish, the job
causing over fifteen hundred dollars. In damages after an investigation
linked to, the crime police noted they had no prior Contact.
With Fabian The pelmyra police no prior, contact okay and
no clear motive had been established for the spontaneous act of.
Vehicular vengeance, the bizarre seemingly unprovoked attack has left the
local community and the police scratching. Their heads, dun yeah who?
Done it who? Done it, no motive, no history like
what Makes someone.
Speaker 5: Well we Know It's, Willly fabian we just. Don't know well?
Speaker 1: Why why why?
Speaker 5: Done?
Speaker 1: It, yes yes we do know the who? Done? It
now we got that may.
Speaker 5: Be in a SITUATION where i was married once before
and there was a rumor about my.
Speaker 1: Ex wife, Oh, shit danny you just fucking. Solved it, hold,
Dog shit i'll so go fill in. The gaps oh,
my god it made no sense to Me because i'm
going psychologically and. Unprovoked crime it, doesn't, exist mother it does. Not, exist,
right right there's no.
Speaker 5: To Drive the Pelmira. From Pittsford, from pittsford dig a couple? Of,
cars now did you dig it with? His car did
he get out of?
Speaker 1: The car let me GO because i summarized the ARTICLE
and i want to find.
Speaker 5: That involves insurance and all that, OTHER stuff a ton.
Of shit and, then too, it's like if you're gonna damage,
somebody's car like fifteen hundred or, two cars fifteen hundred,
dollars damage do that?
Speaker 1: By, nothing yeah, that's, nothing right you can do a
lot better.
Speaker 5: Than that i'm not, encouraging That but, i'm like once
you get your, money's worth if you're, gonna go throw all.
Speaker 1: That trouble and he went out at five fifty. Five
am plus if there's a five hundred.
Speaker 5: Dollars Deductible but, i'm precid like a, GOOD neighbor.
Speaker 1: I am pretty sure that this was done at five fifty.
Five am let me get the actual story From the
Times In wayne county pulling it up, Right, now yes
it APPEARS because i did a summarized version.
Speaker 5: Of it was this in today's or yesterday? Today's? Edition, right,
yeah okay, all right so here.
Speaker 1: It, Is Okay So, william fabian by, the way twenty
nine year, old guy kind of looks it looks familiar.
TO me i don't. Know WHY. William, c fabian, twenty
Nine Of North, Gates, Street, Pittsford.
Speaker 5: Okay i'm not like the Slums. Of, pittsford No North
gate street's pretty.
Speaker 1: HIGH five i Think north gate, Is okay i'm.
Speaker 5: NOT sure i.
Speaker 1: Don't know Where North gate street and there's some There's some,
dirk okay. All right following the investigation to a criminalist
shift that occurred at one Forty Four East main street
in the Village, of palmer five point fifty, Five am
fabian was observed on camera driving To The Palmyra police
department and intentionally damaging one of the marked troll cars
that was parked in. A lot or in, the lot
the defendant drove back to the road before returning and
damaging the. Vehicle further i'm. NOT done a thorough investigation
led to the identification of the suspect vehicle which then
led to the Identification Of william fabian as. Said suspect
it was discovered That The pellmeyer police did not have
any previous Dealings, with william and it's unknown why he
chose to damage this. Agency's vehicle and you wonder if Gus.
Against mormons fifteen hundred dollars is not a lot. OF
damage i, mean right.
Speaker 5: That's just like a ding. TO fifteen i probably have
more damage in my car, right now just. Driving around so.
That's yeah this, parking lot by, the way It really,
oh YEAH well i CAN'T because i didn't do. IT
myself i don't know how, it happened. WHAT happened i
have scratches all over. MY car i have no idea
where they. Came from. None zero it. Wasn't me but that's,
all right May Missus, Billy, fabian dude there could be
quick because if The third port police are, right here
can we look at? Their cameras this is. The archives
this is.
Speaker 1: A Weird so danny's, Suggesting, that yeah somebody from The
Pealmar Or police department was.
Speaker 5: We don't want to, catch aspersions.
Speaker 1: But Poking missus fabian or A Future missus fabian was
being poked by. The police could be.
Speaker 5: Or a want to Be? Missus fabian would a want
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Speaker 3: On? GUYS see i forgot to tell your earlier billy
that the funniest thing Talk About. Forrest gump fucking uh
my step mom got?
Speaker 1: Hang on? Hang on who Talked? About?
Speaker 3: FORREST come, i said talk About A forrest? GUMP wife, i,
said uh, my STEPMOM who i haven't talked to in
about six months BECAUSE she's i don't know what she's got,
going on, but she's, you know hammered twenty four to
seven with. Her boyfriend she just woke up yesterday morning
or the. Other morning he's dead as a post and
she's Stuck in florida and she can't. Get BACK and
i gotta go fucking figure out how to get her
back and not.
Speaker 1: Some, shit wow wait, a second he that this is your? Step,
mom yep all. Right mother is your mom? Still, ALIVE
yeah i just talked. To, her okay is your dad your?
Speaker 3: Dad, died yeah in eighteen. Or so we we we
were a strange for. Many, years, no biggie but.
Speaker 1: Your dad but your.
Speaker 3: Step, MOM yeah i got drug out of her freaking
bed in a freaking. Drunken stupor uh because the maid
came in and found, the, big, fat drunk purple guy
laying next to her in a hotel Room. In, florida
okay well, hang on he.
Speaker 1: Dead, too yeah the, Boyfriend's. DAD vinnie I gotta i
have lots. Of, questions yeah you.
Speaker 3: Gotta go i'm, just, SAYING oh.
Speaker 1: I don't, have, no, no, no, NO no i have a lot.
OF questions, I.
Speaker 3: Forgot, I forgot i forgot to tell. You about it's
JUST like, i said It's A forrest.
Speaker 5: Gump.
Speaker 3: Life man, holy, shit.
Speaker 1: Man, all right so walk me. Through this you told
us in the past on this podcast that your father
was a dandy boy hit for both Sides plate oh, Fuck,
yeah okay was he married to this woman you say
you referred to as your step mom until he left. The, planet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, forty years, you KNOW since i was like five.
Speaker 1: Years, old okay so really you've known her pretty much all. Your,
life yeah you probably don't have any memories without her.
In Them Mother, jesus christ are you?
Speaker 3: Kidding me of my first five years of? My life
as of those who? You know what do? YOU mean
i don't? Remember him they? Were traumatic what are you fucking?
Speaker 1: Kidding, Me, okay well here's another tragic story from from
that part of. The world you Talk About forrest. Gump
life that's, FARTUM life. I guess a fifty two year
old guy's Name Is eric slate was found Dead late
friday night At The Five Star Farm petting Zoo In south.
Speaker 5: What The Five Star Petting.
Speaker 1: Zoo Five Star Farm petting Zoo In south carolina apparently
beaten to death by a kangaroo and they could Box,
bro slate the brother of the, zoo's owner was known
to quote unquote rough house with, the kangaroos a habit
likely led to his death after he entered an enclosure
with a large. Red kangaroo, the animal Possibly mister jack
a featured petting zoo favorite remains alive and in, its
pen and local officials insist it is. Not Aggressive south
carolina is just one OF three us states that does
not prohibit. KANGAROO ownership i didn't. KNOW that i didn't
know you could.
Speaker 5: Known Kangaroo south carolina can do pretty much whatever.
Speaker 1: You want raising the question about animal, say yeah, but
see it's so freaking WEIRD because i go try selling
raw Milk In, south carolina there's probably a law. AGAINST
that i, feel, LIKE.
Speaker 5: Yeah i don't think. YOU could i don't think you
could smoke marijuana In. Public America In, south carolina.
Speaker 1: You can have. A. Kangaroo, yeah yeah you.
Speaker 5: Could drive a motorcycle without, a, helmet right at least
you could in.
Speaker 1: The nineties america's freedom menu is.
Speaker 5: Fucked, up yeah it's, JUST.
Speaker 1: Like, i know it's A Weird west.
Speaker 5: Virginia.
Speaker 1: Too, yeah yeah but IMAGINE all i can picture is
you survived fifty two years of life and you lose
in this street fight to, a kangaroo to an animal
that's not.
Speaker 5: Native to this country that in any other state.
Speaker 1: You would never. Get, near exactly it's a.
Speaker 5: Vegan because there's these things.
Speaker 1: Called laws it's a vegan bodybuilder in the, first suit
and it. Killed you.
Speaker 5: She has a very, sultry voice by.
Speaker 1: The Way, he oh, my gosh you. Did answer where?
Speaker 4: Are?
Speaker 2: You OKAY now i can.
Speaker 1: HEAR it i can't believe. You answered did you See
my did you see my text? Message? Earlier NO oh.
I Was oh i'm on the PODCAST and i wanted
to know if it would be right to call you on. The. Podcast,
oh no didn't.
Speaker 2: See it we're just finishing up.
Speaker 1: The, game okay, baseball game.
Speaker 2: Football, game yeah we Went to it was really. Funny,
afternoon okay you're.
Speaker 1: Feeling, Better yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm feeling a.
Speaker 1: Lot, better yes, Back up what what happened? Up there.
Speaker 3: Deb?
Speaker 2: Your BROTHER? Am, i yeah sat at that dining room table,
last morning probably from eight o'clock, till midnight.
Speaker 1: Just drinking, red wine drinking.
Speaker 3: Red.
Speaker 1: Run yeah. Well good what ball game are? You at like?
A Minor The?
Speaker 3: Sea? Dogs, yeah Oh.
Speaker 1: The sea dogs up, and, mean okay, all right we'll,
Go Ahead Portland. Sea Dogs The Portland. Sea Dogs Uhland.
Speaker 2: Sea dogs.
Speaker 1: They won okay that.
Speaker 2: The kids and now running. The bases the kids can
go on.
Speaker 3: And, run yeah?
Speaker 1: Do that? Do? That, here, okay, yeah yeah, All, right
well very good and hasn't been a nice mother's. Day
overall you sound great for somebody who.
Speaker 2: Wasn't well the brunch. Was beautiful we went to beautiful
brunch right on the water out close To the Bush.
Speaker 3: Of state.
Speaker 2: And then we came back and change and it's a
gorgeous day here and we are up at the bull
game and now we're probably going to go back and.
Have DINNER and i have not had a drink.
Speaker 1: A mother oh that's. Too bad yeah you did if
you had one? After midnight. You did, no hair no
hair of. The.
Speaker 5: Dog huh THAT'S what i.
Speaker 1: TOLD her, i go you got to get right back. In,
there yeah go, Get. Yourself kevin you need to have a.
Speaker 3: Bloody.
Speaker 1: Mirror wow, and okay but you. FEEL better i feel, much.
Speaker 3: Better.
Speaker 1: Okay yeah and, no lice.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: No life oh, my god it's been it's been a
dizy couple of days.
Speaker 1: Up. HERE yeah. I know. I know my brother's son
was sent home from school. Or whatever they he was
complained of itching, or whatever and, he, was uh. Had
lice they weren't. Finding it they thought they had been on.
A cruise they had maybe at sunburn and. All this
so There's a lye Clinic.
Speaker 2: In portland it's a life clinics all Across The. United,
states yeah there's one. Here, too yeah and so there's One.
In portland and we got in there and we got
there at four Thirty and i'm not. Kidding you morgan
got home at eleven thirty.
Speaker 1: At night so they'd like take care of lice, right
away but lice is likely.
Speaker 5: In, the morning in.
Speaker 1: The evening oh we, got, Bugs yes BUT like i
remember sitting next to, THIS kid i think his Name Was.
PATRICK ralf i just. GOT it i had the, Wrong Kid,
Patrick Ralph patrick rolf sat next to me in first or.
Second grade he got sent home with LIFE and i
was so HOPING that i got on ME so i
could go, home too and. They did but WHEN you've
i didn't know lice were like something you. DIDN'T want
i thought it was, LIKE cool i, Feel great i'm
gonna be able to DO whatever.
Speaker 5: I want, oh yeah you were considered the filthy kid
if you. Had lice that's it, my, School right so
they shut down the school for a week because. Of
lice at, One point wow and two women who raised
the stick to THE local tv Station at buffalo got
elected to the school board based. On lice their whole
career was because of lice in. The school and then
we found out later on that lice is actually not
a sign of, dirty hair but a sign of. Clean
hair because.
Speaker 2: Life absolutely she explained that the, other night they will
only go to really.
Speaker 1: Clean, hair, yeahah, yeah right so you're not a, Filthy
person no. You're not you almost want the lice just To,
prove look my.
Speaker 5: FAMILY'S clean i got the lies to.
Speaker 1: Prove it so. That's interesting that is. Very, interesting yeah
sure they would go to.
Speaker 2: They don't live, on animals, and yeah it was. Very
interesting what.
Speaker 1: Happens to like she some bedding and stuff, Like, that.
Speaker 2: Well the sheets and betting should be done. On high,
the rest, they said just really vacuum the couches and.
All that because we went Home with morgan and we started,
stripping down like the pillows on the couches. And all she,
is like, you know all hard covers, come off but
she didn't have to. Do that then we're sitting THERE and,
i said so look, at this, read this and it's
just had. A, vacuum sarally, you know they seemed.
Speaker 1: Like A love.
Speaker 5: Sack family you know Those love sack commercials where you
get the special couches you can decide them any way,
you want and then you could like you could get
different kinds of colors for the covering expensive and they
come with. Like speakers, but man if you're A love,
Sack family god bless you because you got.
Speaker 1: It made, uh, well yeah what an adventure. You have
but you didn't.
Speaker 2: HAVE lice i did not, have LIFE but i had.
Speaker 5: A tick oh that's oh. That's bad why why there's
no winning with.
Speaker 1: The t how did you know? The tick and the
tick could have Come from rinebeck and not, mean well it.
Speaker 2: Could have but we were sitting out at a ball
game and everybody, was saying make sure that the night
before when we, got there make sure you check yourself
for ticks. And ALL and, i know but it was
in the back of it was a deer pick and it.
Speaker 1: Was engorged, Oh Wow, marge moran, patient, zero yes sucked
the blood right out.
Speaker 2: OF you i, HAVE it I mean i have they
she gave me the check isn't?
Speaker 1: Out lovely and so you can have a test. For lime.
Speaker 2: You can go get tested. For lime you can wait,
and see, she said you usually text about, ten days see.
What happens keep looking for a. Bull's eye you.
Speaker 5: Know that's that's line disease central where Along, the atlantic,
The Northeast. New, england yeah Which, ORIGINATED well.
Speaker 1: I thought it originated in. AN island i thought that
lime was, like warfare like it was designed for. Chemical
warfare it's another one's gain of. Function, RESEARCH yeah, i,
know no, No, line, YEAH yeah i, got that and
that they did something out on an island Off. Of,
connecticut yes and then deer deer got it and swam
ashore like they would get on, the deer but they infected.
THESE bugs i don't know that you read, these THINGS
and i don't know what's true and what's, not true
but but it all seems to line up, With, lime
Connecticut the atlantic where he. Has been, i'm saying IT'S
like i, DON'T know i, don't know and people like,
you know my sister has dealt with lime disease for.
Speaker 5: Many years my sister had.
Speaker 1: It, too yeah well you. Can't, move uh, you know,
she's tried and mainstream doctors don't know what, to do
and insurance doesn't cover. Alternative treatments but maybe, she tries what's?
Speaker 7: That?
Speaker 5: Supplement, day, oh Glutamine.
Speaker 1: Gluom day's been, taking glutamine and, he's, all well twenty.
Speaker 5: Four supplements twenty.
Speaker 1: Four supplements well, you you by, the way what this
call will? Be, recorded okay where are you going?
Speaker 3: THIS call i.
Speaker 1: Don't, know oh it just said this call will.
Speaker 2: Be RECORDED oh i must have by THE time i fix.
It up IT must i, don't remember only not.
Speaker 1: So FAR so i just wanted to tell you That
The Harvard, happiness study you are hitting all the markers. For,
Happiness no i'm. Not kidding they started this study in nineteen,
thirty eight so it's been like eighty. Seven years and
the guy who's overseen the Study at harvard for the
last twenty, two says the biggest ye says the. Biggest
thing what were you going?
Speaker 2: To, say, no said we just had a course and they.
REVIEWED it i fit, bard.
Speaker 1: Yep physical health and. Social, engagement, yes right so walking.
Speaker 2: Feel engagement even more. Than fitments, they, said, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Social engagement is like, it's connections and they go biohacking
and vitamins and. Even supplements human connections beat that. Every,
time yeah, very, right now and. HAVE connections i think
you have, amazing connections. AMAZING connections i also have to
confess That Your mother's day card is still in.
Speaker 3: The, Rack, OKAY sport i, DON'T.
Speaker 1: Know, cbs Hallmark, Pick, One, WALGREENS walmart i. Don't know,
BUT no. I KNOW but i knew you weren't going to,
be HOME so i thought i'd get, it out get,
it out Get it things have been a little nutty to,
say that so but but please KNOW that i love
you Tremendously and i'm so glad you sound as good
as you do and that you're doing well and. Better today.
Thank you, All Right Happy, mother's day Have A.
Speaker 5: Mother's day.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Thanks guys. Bye bye i'm going to continue
to enjoy it, all right, all right have.
Speaker 1: A drink. Bye bye see, so, hungover.
Speaker 5: Hungover lice tics. It right it's like is there a
horse coming up with? The preakness. THEY march i.
Speaker 1: Don't KNOW she i. Just unreal and then they see.
My father and my father is now up and assisted Living.
In kennybuck so they, see HIM and i guess he
must have said something to my brother about your mother
still got that edge? With me she has some so before,
we're married but my father does dumb shit because my
mother used to say this. To US but i don't.
KNOW why i didn't really. Traumatize me maybe do you
need to have your, head examined like when you do?
Something stupid and her parents used to say it and really,
bothered her and she must have told my. Dad that at.
Some point, HE goes i think it's. SO funny i
go have your head examined for. The life OH and, I,
go no wonder if she had an edge, for them
like it never ends with these people. Like children, All,
RIGHT danny i. Don't, KNOW uh i don't KNOW when
i will. See you. Maybe around i'll, be around. Be
around i'm.
Speaker 5: ALWAYS around i love when.
Speaker 1: You're, around yeah looking forward To This mark. Laura Episode
The mark laura episode should be. Pretty good that'll come
up midweek and, then uh.
Speaker 5: Let's not forget for Our Friend Doug Phelps.
Speaker 1: Doug, felps yeah he'll be making. An appearance we'll Have our.
Monday crew if you feel like the need to come
in and talk A little buffalo bills in the schedule
that is coming out in. Your articles, feel.
Speaker 5: Free, let's see let's see.
Speaker 1: Go free if you'd. Like to you're more. Than welcome we.
Will uh and Then, on thursday and then we got
a special show, next week and We got. Laura's party
oh what.
Speaker 5: A week a lot of stuff going Out.
Speaker 1: For bill, that's right, AND uh i will see. You
tomorrow