Speaker 1: Stephanie writes in to start off the Minnesota Goodbye, she said,
Speaker 1: I've never heard a truer statement, And here we go.
Speaker 1: Forgetting garbage or recycling day is the adult version of
Speaker 1: forgetting your homework. Oh my, that's kind of true. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Susan was gone to town last week and I forgot
Speaker 1: garbage day. So fortunately there's only two of us there,
Speaker 1: so the garbage wasn't overflowing. And that week there was
Speaker 1: actually only one of me there, so it wasn't bad.
Speaker 1: But I agree with that. It's like, ah, you forgot
Speaker 1: to put your bins out.
Speaker 2: We park our camper van in the back alley now
Speaker 2: and so the bins are behind the camper van, so
Speaker 2: we absolutely have to bring the bins out for them
Speaker 2: to get emptied. And we definitely forgot. And we ordered
Speaker 2: all of this shit for this last trip that we
Speaker 2: went on, and so we had a lot of Amazon
Speaker 2: boxes and are recycling. I've been slowly being able to
Speaker 2: put stuff in and like get rid of stuff, but
Speaker 2: it's all like sitting in the garage because we only
Speaker 2: have our recycling empty every other week.
Speaker 1: So okay, that sounds about right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if that's how everyone else is.
Speaker 2: I think you can probably pay more to have it
Speaker 2: emptied more frequently, but yeah, ours is every other week,
Speaker 2: and we have so many boxes that need to go away.
Speaker 1: That's the problem with Amazon boxes is like, and I'm
Speaker 1: still not clear on this one. I know that they
Speaker 1: should be recycled. Yeah, but if they're covered with a
Speaker 1: plastic thing that has the packing slip inside, they're covered
Speaker 1: with packing tape, they're covered with the different things, do
Speaker 1: you have to pull that off to recycle them? And
Speaker 1: I really don't know. But I am a big environmental
Speaker 1: warrior because of all the crap, all the diapers that
Speaker 1: we throw into a landfill, all the old cell phones,
Speaker 1: all the old furniture that just gets thrown into a landfill.
Speaker 1: And so I try to be very good about recycling.
Speaker 1: And we all get a few boxes at least a
Speaker 1: week from Amazon or whoever, and I do my best
Speaker 1: to put them in recycling and I try to fold
Speaker 1: them up and whatever. But sometimes I don't know whether
Speaker 1: they're going to take them or not.
Speaker 3: Right, No, I get that frustration for sure.
Speaker 1: Next one is regarding something we have talked about on
Speaker 1: the radio the last couple of days, and that is
Speaker 1: buying snacks at a movie theater versus bringing in your
Speaker 1: own snacks. And we had kind of a fun debate
Speaker 1: about this one, and Jenny's like, I don't buy fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars boxes of you know, junior mints. I'm not going
Speaker 1: to buy a nine dollar coke. I'm going to bring
Speaker 1: in my own coke, my own Junior Mints. And a
Speaker 1: lot of people, nearly everybody sides with Jenny. I don't
Speaker 1: because I've known a little bit about it, and I
Speaker 1: know that you know that the movie theaters, they don't
Speaker 1: make money off of tickets. They make it off of concessions.
Speaker 1: So I was telling a friend about a radio friend.
Speaker 1: He said, his family in another state owns a chain
Speaker 1: of theaters and they make one dollar for every fifteen
Speaker 1: dollars admission price. Most of that goes to the movie studio.
Speaker 1: That's why they're so rich. So they they depend on
Speaker 1: us to buy their concessions. So this one says, don't
Speaker 1: say my name. I heard the podcast and the topic
Speaker 1: of bringing your own snack to the movie theater makes
Speaker 1: my blood boil on vaunting Jenny's excuse on why they
Speaker 1: bring their own snacks. Jenny, movie theaters make most of
Speaker 1: the revenue through concessions. The studio usually takes eighty to
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the ticket sales on the first
Speaker 1: two weeks of release, so the theater is banking on
Speaker 1: people buying their concessions. I could go on, but it
Speaker 1: would be boring, So please support your theater. I still
Speaker 1: love you, Jinny Infant. All right, dart Lick.
Speaker 2: Well, the good news about me is that I actually
Speaker 2: really don't like the movies very much, so I really
Speaker 2: don't do this almost ever. And to be fair, in
Speaker 2: the last couple of years, I mostly only ever want
Speaker 2: popcorn when I go to the movies, and I do
Speaker 2: get that at the movie theater. Yeah, but the last
Speaker 2: time I went and I saw how much Junior Mints
Speaker 2: were and I bought them for nine dollars, it just
Speaker 2: drove me crazy. And I get your guys's perspective. I
Speaker 2: understand that it's a business, and I understand where you're
Speaker 2: coming from, and I know that I am in the
Speaker 2: wrong here. But luckily I don't go to the movies
Speaker 2: that much, so I'm really hopefully not doing too much
Speaker 2: damage to the movie theater.
Speaker 3: I mean, a few times I do go, I've brought candy.
Speaker 4: Into the movies before too, but I usually don't even
Speaker 4: bring snacks. I just get popcorn when i'm there.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that it's if people thought it would.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's there's a lot, and we're gonna wrap
Speaker 1: this up because this is getting kind of tiresome, but
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Candy at movies is expensive, so you're
Speaker 1: doing what you think is the best thing to do.
Speaker 1: You are saving money for yourself, but at the same time,
Speaker 1: you're utilizing a business that needs your money. And they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: big corporations that are making you know, the CEO gets
Speaker 1: a twenty five million dollar a year bonus. That might
Speaker 1: be true, but Amanda, who owns the theater, she needs
Speaker 1: the money too, and trust me, Amanda is not making
Speaker 1: a twenty five million dollar bonus. So anyway, let's move
Speaker 1: on from that one. Unless you've got any new perspectives.
Speaker 1: This one says it's Neil the window washer. Feel free
Speaker 1: to scream my name to the heavens because I have
Speaker 1: no shame in what I will say. Fuck the haters.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Good morning to all four of you lovely souls.
Speaker 1: First off, congrats on being one of the best morning
Speaker 1: shows of all time. I'm thirty three years old and
Speaker 1: listening to Dave's bullshit for close to twenty of those years.
Speaker 1: Ah ha ha ha. All four of you do such
Speaker 1: a great job, and the two newest editions the show
Speaker 1: have really made it a very fun listening experience for
Speaker 1: all six or seven of us, even that vont bitch
Speaker 1: O bro. Nobody holds back and not afraid to speak
Speaker 1: their mind, which really makes things enjoyable. Second of all,
Speaker 1: people really suck. I feel extremely bad for the family
Speaker 1: of the seventeen year old that was killed on Highway
Speaker 1: seven and one on one on Sunday night in Minnetonka.
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this one, but I do
Speaker 1: know there is a traffic light out at that intersection,
Speaker 1: and I'm going to guess that's why I don't know
Speaker 1: anything about it.
Speaker 3: I haven't heard either.
Speaker 1: That is horrible. I live right up the road from there.
Speaker 1: But now that intersection has become an absolute nightmare. People
Speaker 1: need to slow the fuck down and relax. It's definitely
Speaker 1: worth a few extra seconds to get through that light
Speaker 1: rather than being in that much of a hurry that
Speaker 1: you cause another accident. It's not a normal four way stop.
Speaker 1: There are five lanes for each direction, counting the right lane,
Speaker 1: and people need to learn to be aware and really
Speaker 1: pay attention to whose turn it actually is. I'm especially
Speaker 1: worried for you, Dave know whing. You live in Chanhassen
Speaker 1: and travel through that intersection sometime every day, twice a
Speaker 1: day at least, be careful out there, all you guys,
Speaker 1: and thanks for doing such a wonderful job. Dart sniff.
Speaker 1: Then lick hm got to make sure that produce is fresh,
Speaker 1: all right.
Speaker 3: Down and also, yeah, well you are filthy, he is.
Speaker 1: Please, as staff writer, sticker would be lovely for the
Speaker 1: window of my truck. We're going to send you one.
Speaker 1: You're in the capable hands of Secretary Bri. I wish
Speaker 1: I knew more about that accident, but that is just
Speaker 1: so horrible that, you know, the seventeen year old got killed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and somebody who wasn't paying attention or ran a red
Speaker 1: light or tried to gun it through a red light
Speaker 1: or a yellow light or whatever. Yeah I didn't.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: My stomach drops a little bit because I've driven through
Speaker 1: there the last couple of days since today's Wednesday, and
Speaker 1: it's been a four way stop because it's a stops
Speaker 1: sign rather than a working traffic light. Now I know
Speaker 1: why horribly sad. Thank you Neil for that. I appreciate
Speaker 1: the kind words. Hello, Dave, Jenny Bailey and Vant listened
Speaker 1: to the podcast from today, heard you talking about the
Speaker 1: fake band from Freaky Friday, Pink Slip, making an appearance
Speaker 1: in the sequel. Well, it's funny because I saw a
Speaker 1: TikToker who makes yearly concert lists of fake bands that
Speaker 1: are performing at Coachella. He called it Foechella, but then
Speaker 1: Fochella heard about it and mailed them a cease and desist. Oh,
Speaker 1: they have a trademark on words that end in Coachella,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't call this Dave Chella or Jencella.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Some they were throwing something in the North Loop in
Speaker 2: the last couple of years, and Coachella sent them a
Speaker 2: season desist because it was like a play on Coachella too.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, In anyway, he's on TikTok. His username is at
Speaker 1: Alex Underscore Falcone f al co O n E. His
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three list included Pink Slip and twenty twenty
Speaker 1: two had power Line. Also your discussion about proposals and
Speaker 1: wedding engagement rings. I wanted to share that when my
Speaker 1: partner and I got engaged and married to the courthouse,
Speaker 1: I use the two wedding rings that my father gave
Speaker 1: me before he passed. One was the original wedding band
Speaker 1: that he wore when he and my mom got married,
Speaker 1: and the other was the upgraded ring. Both are similar,
Speaker 1: and since we didn't have any money at the time
Speaker 1: to buy our own, I was happy my father gave
Speaker 1: me these as a sign or blessing about my intentions
Speaker 1: with my partner. While they are not the kind of
Speaker 1: ring I would have selected for myself, they still have
Speaker 1: sentimental meaning for me and I wear mine proudly. Eventually
Speaker 1: we will upgrade, but not for now because they are perfect.
Speaker 1: Thank you for all of your continuous entertainment. I don't
Speaker 1: know what I do without your show and podcast. We
Speaker 1: don't know what we would do without you, Chris, So
Speaker 1: thank you very much from number four of your seven listeners.
Speaker 1: Lol Chris in Miami, ooh, Miami, next one. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to read that one because they are talking about
Speaker 1: a client, and I don't want to talk about a
Speaker 1: client on our show because they're not a big fan
Speaker 1: of the of this client. Additionally to the shopping cart situation,
Speaker 1: this has come up a couple of times putting your
Speaker 1: cart back in the cart corral. Do parents not realize
Speaker 1: the prime parking spot locations are closest to the cart
Speaker 1: corral when your children are small. You can use the
Speaker 1: side with the car corral to have more space to
Speaker 1: get your kids in and out, and you are within
Speaker 1: an arms length of your vehicle when returning the cart.
Speaker 1: Not returning your cart is lazy, and I judge heavily
Speaker 1: on the people who just put it in a parking
Speaker 1: spot or block the handicap accessible lane. Okay, I'm reading
Speaker 1: what they said about the client. Blah blah blah. I'll
Speaker 1: read that later because I don't want to. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I don't want to trash a client on the radio.
Speaker 1: Next one, I just listen to Monday's Minnesota Goodbye. I
Speaker 1: know you're looking for embarrassing sex stories. I probably have
Speaker 1: a dozen of them, but I'm in a dry spell years,
Speaker 1: so let's switch it up. But still embarrassing years A
Speaker 1: year's dry spell.
Speaker 3: Woy out there.
Speaker 1: My situation's unique. I'm divorced, live with my grown son
Speaker 1: and his fiance. It works well for all the parties.
Speaker 1: We all get along. When I travel and work, there's
Speaker 1: always somebody to watch my dogs. Downside, I don't really
Speaker 1: date since my options are pretty slim. Also, not having sex.
Speaker 1: This dry spell is killing me. I was just overseas
Speaker 1: for a week earlier this month and I went to
Speaker 1: a bath house, a very popular thing to do when
Speaker 1: I was visiting. While there, I got a massage from
Speaker 1: a younger male therapist. I was lying there trying to relax.
Speaker 1: But what kind of demented, horny, middle aged woman is
Speaker 1: crossing her fingers that he would initiate a happy ending?
Speaker 1: What the fuck? Like I need to be fucking touched
Speaker 1: or something. So anyway, she's at a bathhouse getting a
Speaker 1: massage from a young guy, and she's hoping that he's
Speaker 1: like gonna do a little something extra.
Speaker 2: Can you never explain to me as a naive person,
Speaker 2: I don't know what a bath house is.
Speaker 3: I mean, I've heard of it, but it can vary.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like a massage parlor or a brothel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but also like a community pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they have them in Japan, and you go in
Speaker 1: and you're naked in a hot tub with a bunch
Speaker 1: of other dudes. Yeah, and we never did it. It
Speaker 1: was just not our thing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's not an assumed like you're going to get
Speaker 2: a happy ending and say I heard bath house and
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, she's going to get that specific
Speaker 2: kind of massage there.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna guess some are and some are not. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure. Listen, I've had many massages.
Speaker 1: Never has this crossed my mind. I didn't do a thing.
Speaker 1: I laid their frozen and my horny thoughts, never really relaxing,
Speaker 1: finally leaving the room feeling guilty as hell. I'll get
Speaker 1: over it. But I came to realize with a recent
Speaker 1: move in September that we had that I'm not even
Speaker 1: pleasuring myself as much. Who wants to masturbate when they
Speaker 1: can hear their son working from home in the next room.
Speaker 1: It's like they never leave, someone is always around. I
Speaker 1: love how she is just spewing her thoughts. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: love them dearly and our situation works for the most part.
Speaker 1: Hoping this too, she'll pass way. I'm obviously sharing it
Speaker 1: with everybody now. Horny and Saint Paul, don't even make
Speaker 1: me think of dart licking, and that is from Shannon.
Speaker 4: See, I feel like you say you've said it twice
Speaker 4: in your email that things are going well, it's going well,
Speaker 4: but clearly it's not. So I feel like, what do
Speaker 4: you got to do in order to make this go
Speaker 4: well for you? Like I'm not saying you need to
Speaker 4: move out or that they need to move out, but
Speaker 4: maybe like can you send them away at some point.
Speaker 3: Like get out of here? So though, yeah, right, but
Speaker 3: I think that that's like up to her, but it's.
Speaker 4: Not necessarily she lives in their house. They all live
Speaker 4: in the same house together, so it's still her house too,
Speaker 4: Like I don't think they all Can.
Speaker 1: You say, son and daughter in law, I need you
Speaker 1: to leave because they need some private time to masturbab.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean you wouldn't say it's private time to
Speaker 4: master baby. You could say I need some private time
Speaker 4: in this house that I also live in.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't have a solution for this.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and throw out my first thought,
Speaker 1: and that is, can't a woman get sex pretty much
Speaker 1: anytime she wants to? I mean, a guy is like,
Speaker 1: you know, we got to work for it. We got
Speaker 1: to take you out and like fire a couple of
Speaker 1: burgers down your throat, take it to Red Lobster.
Speaker 4: She's still a woman involved in that though too, so
Speaker 4: she still has to do the same thing. She has
Speaker 4: to agree to go out noime.
Speaker 1: We did a bit one time, and it was years ago,
Speaker 1: where we had a woman on our show go into Cub.
Speaker 1: God am I imagining we did this or we actually
Speaker 1: do it and say, Hey, I've got an RV parked outside,
Speaker 1: I'd like to have sex. And now I think about it,
Speaker 1: I don't think we did because that sounds a little
Speaker 1: bit too outrageous. Yeah, but our bit was to have
Speaker 1: a woman, like an attractive woman, walk into Cub, find
Speaker 1: a guy in the produce island and say, hey, I
Speaker 1: know this is weird, but I've got an RV parked outside,
Speaker 1: I'd like to have sex, wondering how many guys would
Speaker 1: actually say yes. And now that I think about it,
Speaker 1: I'm certain we didn't do it because it would just
Speaker 1: been really a liability. Yeah, but I think that that Honestly,
Speaker 1: if Jenny or Bailey walked into Cub and said, I
Speaker 1: know this is weird, I'm really horny. I got an
Speaker 1: RV parked outside, Let's go have sex. Nine guys out
Speaker 1: of ten would leave their cart full of Captain Crunch
Speaker 1: and bananas there in the middle of the aisle and
Speaker 1: go outside and take you up on the offer.
Speaker 4: I feel like that wouldn't happen. I feel like that's
Speaker 4: something that happens in like movies imporn, but not in
Speaker 4: real life.
Speaker 1: But if it did happen now, it wouldn't work for
Speaker 1: me because I'd be like, okay, number one, I am
Speaker 1: not going to do that. That's weird and kind of gross,
Speaker 1: and you could be a psycho. Plus Susan would be pissed, right, So.
Speaker 3: I feel like the same way of other men. They
Speaker 3: would feel the same way.
Speaker 4: So I don't think it's as easy for women to
Speaker 4: get it wherever they want to as you're saying, I will.
Speaker 2: I will just back up one thing that Dave's saying.
Speaker 2: I agree, you can't just I don't think a woman
Speaker 2: could just walk in a cub and do that. I do, however,
Speaker 2: think if you're in a bar setting, a setting where
Speaker 2: a lot of people are out there horned up wanting
Speaker 2: to go home with someone, Yeah, a woman, yes, could
Speaker 2: easily walk up to a guy and be like, let's
Speaker 2: go home together in a bar setting. I don't think
Speaker 2: that that could happen just in any setting. Versus a
Speaker 2: guy walking up to any woman at a bar definitely
Speaker 2: probably not going to be reciprocated the same. Right.
Speaker 1: I was at a radio station event back when I
Speaker 1: was probably twenty five or so, and a woman came
Speaker 1: up to me and her name is Amy, and that's
Speaker 1: all I remember. I kind of remember what she looked like.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I want to go home with you,
Speaker 1: and I was like, don't, girl, Okay, So we did.
Speaker 1: We went right back to my apartment. I remember we
Speaker 1: played with my cat for a little bit, so we
Speaker 1: didn't immediately roll into the bedroom. Yeah, And then we
Speaker 1: did our thing and then she left and I never
Speaker 1: heard from her again. I mean, and we were both
Speaker 1: happy with it.
Speaker 2: I can't say I've ever done that personally, but I've
Speaker 2: definitely done the like bar close scramble where I'm like, hmmm,
Speaker 2: that guy looks kind of cute.
Speaker 3: There's only about ten we left. Maybe you'll see.
Speaker 2: But I do have a friend who just specifically would
Speaker 2: go up to guys and be like, yeah, I want
Speaker 2: to go home, Let's go home, What are we.
Speaker 1: And honestly, what guy is going to turn that down?
Speaker 3: So that's what she's got to do.
Speaker 1: I guess well, I don't think that she's probably at
Speaker 1: a point in her life. She's middle age where she'd
Speaker 1: feel gross going into a bar and meeting some guy
Speaker 1: and taking it back home. Plus you can't take him
Speaker 1: back home cause your kid is there with this why house?
Speaker 1: Go to his house?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 1: Thoughts on that? Let me know what your thoughts are
Speaker 1: on that one? And the last one, Sarah here from
Speaker 1: Hudson right and ask if you're going to bring back
Speaker 1: slow Cooker Sunday. It was one of my favorite bits
Speaker 1: that Dave did, and I loved hearing about new recipes.
Speaker 1: Thanks for making our morning so much brighter. My friends
Speaker 1: and I have a katiewb group chat and we love
Speaker 1: chatting about the show. It makes makes each day a
Speaker 1: little bit better. Also, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Speaker 1: was the best boss check I've ever heard. Have a
Speaker 1: great day from Sarah. Thank you, Sarah. I would love
Speaker 1: you for you to screenshot your group chat with your
Speaker 1: friends and send me a couple of screen screenshots because
Speaker 1: I'd love to see what you say.
Speaker 3: They just drag us all day. God's so stupid.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Sarah. And we probably will bring back slow
Speaker 1: Cooker Sunday. Probably not this week because I won't be here.
Speaker 4: I might.
Speaker 1: I might do it this weekend. Maybe I will. Maybe, well,
Speaker 1: maybe I will. Yeah, I think I might. Okay, that
Speaker 1: is it for the Minnesota Goodbye, all anchored to your emails.
Speaker 1: If something sparked a little creativity in you today, please
Speaker 1: write us and let us know what's on your mind.