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<v Speaker 1>Stephanie writes in to start off the Minnesota Goodbye, she said,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard a truer statement, And here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Forgetting garbage or recycling day is the adult version of

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<v Speaker 1>forgetting your homework. Oh my, that's kind of true. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Susan was gone to town last week and I forgot

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<v Speaker 1>garbage day. So fortunately there's only two of us there,

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<v Speaker 1>so the garbage wasn't overflowing. And that week there was

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<v Speaker 1>actually only one of me there, so it wasn't bad.

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<v Speaker 1>But I agree with that. It's like, ah, you forgot

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<v Speaker 1>to put your bins out.

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<v Speaker 2>We park our camper van in the back alley now

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<v Speaker 2>and so the bins are behind the camper van, so

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<v Speaker 2>we absolutely have to bring the bins out for them

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<v Speaker 2>to get emptied. And we definitely forgot. And we ordered

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<v Speaker 2>all of this shit for this last trip that we

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<v Speaker 2>went on, and so we had a lot of Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>boxes and are recycling. I've been slowly being able to

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<v Speaker 2>put stuff in and like get rid of stuff, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's all like sitting in the garage because we only

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<v Speaker 2>have our recycling empty every other week.

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<v Speaker 1>So okay, that sounds about right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know if that's how everyone else is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you can probably pay more to have it

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<v Speaker 2>emptied more frequently, but yeah, ours is every other week,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have so many boxes that need to go away.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem with Amazon boxes is like, and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still not clear on this one. I know that they

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<v Speaker 1>should be recycled. Yeah, but if they're covered with a

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<v Speaker 1>plastic thing that has the packing slip inside, they're covered

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<v Speaker 1>with packing tape, they're covered with the different things, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have to pull that off to recycle them? And

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<v Speaker 1>I really don't know. But I am a big environmental

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<v Speaker 1>warrior because of all the crap, all the diapers that

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<v Speaker 1>we throw into a landfill, all the old cell phones,

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<v Speaker 1>all the old furniture that just gets thrown into a landfill.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I try to be very good about recycling.

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<v Speaker 1>And we all get a few boxes at least a

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<v Speaker 1>week from Amazon or whoever, and I do my best

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<v Speaker 1>to put them in recycling and I try to fold

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<v Speaker 1>them up and whatever. But sometimes I don't know whether

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to take them or not.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, No, I get that frustration for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one is regarding something we have talked about on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio the last couple of days, and that is

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<v Speaker 1>buying snacks at a movie theater versus bringing in your

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<v Speaker 1>own snacks. And we had kind of a fun debate

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<v Speaker 1>about this one, and Jenny's like, I don't buy fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>dollars boxes of you know, junior mints. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to buy a nine dollar coke. I'm going to bring

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<v Speaker 1>in my own coke, my own Junior Mints. And a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people, nearly everybody sides with Jenny. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>because I've known a little bit about it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>know that you know that the movie theaters, they don't

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<v Speaker 1>make money off of tickets. They make it off of concessions.

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<v Speaker 1>So I was telling a friend about a radio friend.

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<v Speaker 1>He said, his family in another state owns a chain

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<v Speaker 1>of theaters and they make one dollar for every fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>dollars admission price. Most of that goes to the movie studio.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why they're so rich. So they they depend on

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<v Speaker 1>us to buy their concessions. So this one says, don't

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<v Speaker 1>say my name. I heard the podcast and the topic

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<v Speaker 1>of bringing your own snack to the movie theater makes

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<v Speaker 1>my blood boil on vaunting Jenny's excuse on why they

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<v Speaker 1>bring their own snacks. Jenny, movie theaters make most of

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<v Speaker 1>the revenue through concessions. The studio usually takes eighty to

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent of the ticket sales on the first

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<v Speaker 1>two weeks of release, so the theater is banking on

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<v Speaker 1>people buying their concessions. I could go on, but it

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<v Speaker 1>would be boring, So please support your theater. I still

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<v Speaker 1>love you, Jinny Infant. All right, dart Lick.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the good news about me is that I actually

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<v Speaker 2>really don't like the movies very much, so I really

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<v Speaker 2>don't do this almost ever. And to be fair, in

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of years, I mostly only ever want

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<v Speaker 2>popcorn when I go to the movies, and I do

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<v Speaker 2>get that at the movie theater. Yeah, but the last

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<v Speaker 2>time I went and I saw how much Junior Mints

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<v Speaker 2>were and I bought them for nine dollars, it just

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<v Speaker 2>drove me crazy. And I get your guys's perspective. I

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<v Speaker 2>understand that it's a business, and I understand where you're

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<v Speaker 2>coming from, and I know that I am in the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong here. But luckily I don't go to the movies

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<v Speaker 2>that much, so I'm really hopefully not doing too much

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<v Speaker 2>damage to the movie theater.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, a few times I do go, I've brought candy.

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<v Speaker 4>Into the movies before too, but I usually don't even

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<v Speaker 4>bring snacks. I just get popcorn when i'm there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that it's if people thought it would.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's there's a lot, and we're gonna wrap

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<v Speaker 1>this up because this is getting kind of tiresome, but

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate it. Candy at movies is expensive, so you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing what you think is the best thing to do.

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<v Speaker 1>You are saving money for yourself, but at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>you're utilizing a business that needs your money. And they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>big corporations that are making you know, the CEO gets

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty five million dollar a year bonus. That might

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<v Speaker 1>be true, but Amanda, who owns the theater, she needs

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<v Speaker 1>the money too, and trust me, Amanda is not making

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<v Speaker 1>a twenty five million dollar bonus. So anyway, let's move

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<v Speaker 1>on from that one. Unless you've got any new perspectives.

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<v Speaker 1>This one says it's Neil the window washer. Feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to scream my name to the heavens because I have

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<v Speaker 1>no shame in what I will say. Fuck the haters.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow, Good morning to all four of you lovely souls.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, congrats on being one of the best morning

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<v Speaker 1>shows of all time. I'm thirty three years old and

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<v Speaker 1>listening to Dave's bullshit for close to twenty of those years.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah ha ha ha. All four of you do such

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<v Speaker 1>a great job, and the two newest editions the show

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<v Speaker 1>have really made it a very fun listening experience for

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<v Speaker 1>all six or seven of us, even that vont bitch

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<v Speaker 1>O bro. Nobody holds back and not afraid to speak

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<v Speaker 1>their mind, which really makes things enjoyable. Second of all,

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<v Speaker 1>people really suck. I feel extremely bad for the family

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<v Speaker 1>of the seventeen year old that was killed on Highway

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<v Speaker 1>seven and one on one on Sunday night in Minnetonka.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know anything about this one, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>know there is a traffic light out at that intersection,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm going to guess that's why I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>anything about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't heard either.

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<v Speaker 1>That is horrible. I live right up the road from there.

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<v Speaker 1>But now that intersection has become an absolute nightmare. People

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<v Speaker 1>need to slow the fuck down and relax. It's definitely

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<v Speaker 1>worth a few extra seconds to get through that light

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<v Speaker 1>rather than being in that much of a hurry that

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<v Speaker 1>you cause another accident. It's not a normal four way stop.

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<v Speaker 1>There are five lanes for each direction, counting the right lane,

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<v Speaker 1>and people need to learn to be aware and really

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<v Speaker 1>pay attention to whose turn it actually is. I'm especially

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<v Speaker 1>worried for you, Dave know whing. You live in Chanhassen

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<v Speaker 1>and travel through that intersection sometime every day, twice a

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<v Speaker 1>day at least, be careful out there, all you guys,

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<v Speaker 1>and thanks for doing such a wonderful job. Dart sniff.

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<v Speaker 1>Then lick hm got to make sure that produce is fresh,

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<v Speaker 1>all right.

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<v Speaker 3>Down and also, yeah, well you are filthy, he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, as staff writer, sticker would be lovely for the

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<v Speaker 1>window of my truck. We're going to send you one.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the capable hands of Secretary Bri. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>I knew more about that accident, but that is just

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<v Speaker 1>so horrible that, you know, the seventeen year old got killed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody who wasn't paying attention or ran a red

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<v Speaker 1>light or tried to gun it through a red light

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<v Speaker 1>or a yellow light or whatever. Yeah I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>My stomach drops a little bit because I've driven through

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<v Speaker 1>there the last couple of days since today's Wednesday, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a four way stop because it's a stops

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<v Speaker 1>sign rather than a working traffic light. Now I know

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<v Speaker 1>why horribly sad. Thank you Neil for that. I appreciate

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<v Speaker 1>the kind words. Hello, Dave, Jenny Bailey and Vant listened

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<v Speaker 1>to the podcast from today, heard you talking about the

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<v Speaker 1>fake band from Freaky Friday, Pink Slip, making an appearance

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<v Speaker 1>in the sequel. Well, it's funny because I saw a

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<v Speaker 1>TikToker who makes yearly concert lists of fake bands that

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<v Speaker 1>are performing at Coachella. He called it Foechella, but then

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<v Speaker 1>Fochella heard about it and mailed them a cease and desist. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>they have a trademark on words that end in Coachella,

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<v Speaker 1>so I couldn't call this Dave Chella or Jencella.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Some they were throwing something in the North Loop in

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<v Speaker 2>the last couple of years, and Coachella sent them a

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<v Speaker 2>season desist because it was like a play on Coachella too.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, In anyway, he's on TikTok. His username is at

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<v Speaker 1>Alex Underscore Falcone f al co O n E. His

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty three list included Pink Slip and twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>two had power Line. Also your discussion about proposals and

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<v Speaker 1>wedding engagement rings. I wanted to share that when my

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<v Speaker 1>partner and I got engaged and married to the courthouse,

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<v Speaker 1>I use the two wedding rings that my father gave

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<v Speaker 1>me before he passed. One was the original wedding band

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<v Speaker 1>that he wore when he and my mom got married,

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<v Speaker 1>and the other was the upgraded ring. Both are similar,

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<v Speaker 1>and since we didn't have any money at the time

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<v Speaker 1>to buy our own, I was happy my father gave

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<v Speaker 1>me these as a sign or blessing about my intentions

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<v Speaker 1>with my partner. While they are not the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>ring I would have selected for myself, they still have

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<v Speaker 1>sentimental meaning for me and I wear mine proudly. Eventually

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<v Speaker 1>we will upgrade, but not for now because they are perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for all of your continuous entertainment. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what I do without your show and podcast. We

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what we would do without you, Chris, So

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much from number four of your seven listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Lol Chris in Miami, ooh, Miami, next one. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>going to read that one because they are talking about

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<v Speaker 1>a client, and I don't want to talk about a

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<v Speaker 1>client on our show because they're not a big fan

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<v Speaker 1>of the of this client. Additionally to the shopping cart situation,

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<v Speaker 1>this has come up a couple of times putting your

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<v Speaker 1>cart back in the cart corral. Do parents not realize

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<v Speaker 1>the prime parking spot locations are closest to the cart

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<v Speaker 1>corral when your children are small. You can use the

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<v Speaker 1>side with the car corral to have more space to

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<v Speaker 1>get your kids in and out, and you are within

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<v Speaker 1>an arms length of your vehicle when returning the cart.

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<v Speaker 1>Not returning your cart is lazy, and I judge heavily

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<v Speaker 1>on the people who just put it in a parking

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<v Speaker 1>spot or block the handicap accessible lane. Okay, I'm reading

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<v Speaker 1>what they said about the client. Blah blah blah. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>read that later because I don't want to. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to trash a client on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>Next one, I just listen to Monday's Minnesota Goodbye. I

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<v Speaker 1>know you're looking for embarrassing sex stories. I probably have

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<v Speaker 1>a dozen of them, but I'm in a dry spell years,

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<v Speaker 1>so let's switch it up. But still embarrassing years A

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<v Speaker 1>year's dry spell.

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<v Speaker 3>Woy out there.

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<v Speaker 1>My situation's unique. I'm divorced, live with my grown son

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<v Speaker 1>and his fiance. It works well for all the parties.

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<v Speaker 1>We all get along. When I travel and work, there's

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<v Speaker 1>This dry spell is killing me. I was just overseas

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<v Speaker 1>a bath house, a very popular thing to do when

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<v Speaker 1>I was visiting. While there, I got a massage from

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<v Speaker 1>a younger male therapist. I was lying there trying to relax.

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<v Speaker 1>But what kind of demented, horny, middle aged woman is

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<v Speaker 1>crossing her fingers that he would initiate a happy ending?

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<v Speaker 1>What the fuck? Like I need to be fucking touched

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<v Speaker 1>or something. So anyway, she's at a bathhouse getting a

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<v Speaker 2>Can you never explain to me as a naive person,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what a bath house is.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I've heard of it, but it can vary.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like a massage parlor or a brothel.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but also like a community pool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they have them in Japan, and you go in

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<v Speaker 1>and you're naked in a hot tub with a bunch

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<v Speaker 1>of other dudes. Yeah, and we never did it. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just not our thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's not an assumed like you're going to get

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<v Speaker 2>a happy ending and say I heard bath house and

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, Oh, she's going to get that specific

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna guess some are and some are not. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know for sure. Listen, I've had many massages.

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<v Speaker 1>Never has this crossed my mind. I didn't do a thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I laid their frozen and my horny thoughts, never really relaxing,

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<v Speaker 1>finally leaving the room feeling guilty as hell. I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>over it. But I came to realize with a recent

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<v Speaker 1>move in September that we had that I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>pleasuring myself as much. Who wants to masturbate when they

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<v Speaker 1>can hear their son working from home in the next room.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like they never leave, someone is always around. I

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<v Speaker 1>love how she is just spewing her thoughts. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>love them dearly and our situation works for the most part.

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<v Speaker 1>Hoping this too, she'll pass way. I'm obviously sharing it

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<v Speaker 1>with everybody now. Horny and Saint Paul, don't even make

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<v Speaker 1>me think of dart licking, and that is from Shannon.

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<v Speaker 4>See, I feel like you say you've said it twice

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<v Speaker 4>in your email that things are going well, it's going well,

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<v Speaker 4>but clearly it's not. So I feel like, what do

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<v Speaker 4>you got to do in order to make this go

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<v Speaker 4>well for you? Like I'm not saying you need to

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<v Speaker 4>move out or that they need to move out, but

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<v Speaker 4>maybe like can you send them away at some point.

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<v Speaker 3>Like get out of here? So though, yeah, right, but

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<v Speaker 3>I think that that's like up to her, but it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Not necessarily she lives in their house. They all live

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<v Speaker 4>in the same house together, so it's still her house too,

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<v Speaker 4>Like I don't think they all Can.

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<v Speaker 1>You say, son and daughter in law, I need you

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<v Speaker 1>to leave because they need some private time to masturbab.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean you wouldn't say it's private time to

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<v Speaker 4>master baby. You could say I need some private time

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<v Speaker 4>in this house that I also live in.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I don't have a solution for this.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and throw out my first thought,

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<v Speaker 1>and that is, can't a woman get sex pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>anytime she wants to? I mean, a guy is like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we got to work for it. We got

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<v Speaker 1>to take you out and like fire a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>burgers down your throat, take it to Red Lobster.

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<v Speaker 4>She's still a woman involved in that though too, so

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<v Speaker 4>she still has to do the same thing. She has

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<v Speaker 4>to agree to go out noime.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a bit one time, and it was years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>where we had a woman on our show go into Cub.

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<v Speaker 1>God am I imagining we did this or we actually

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<v Speaker 1>do it and say, Hey, I've got an RV parked outside,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to have sex. And now I think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think we did because that sounds a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit too outrageous. Yeah, but our bit was to have

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<v Speaker 1>a woman, like an attractive woman, walk into Cub, find

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<v Speaker 1>a guy in the produce island and say, hey, I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is weird, but I've got an RV parked outside,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to have sex, wondering how many guys would

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<v Speaker 1>actually say yes. And now that I think about it,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm certain we didn't do it because it would just

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<v Speaker 1>been really a liability. Yeah, but I think that that Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>if Jenny or Bailey walked into Cub and said, I

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<v Speaker 1>know this is weird, I'm really horny. I got an

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<v Speaker 1>RV parked outside, Let's go have sex. Nine guys out

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<v Speaker 1>of ten would leave their cart full of Captain Crunch

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<v Speaker 1>and bananas there in the middle of the aisle and

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like that wouldn't happen. I feel like that's

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<v Speaker 4>something that happens in like movies imporn, but not in

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<v Speaker 1>But if it did happen now, it wouldn't work for

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<v Speaker 1>me because I'd be like, okay, number one, I am

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<v Speaker 1>not going to do that. That's weird and kind of gross,

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<v Speaker 1>and you could be a psycho. Plus Susan would be pissed, right, So.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the same way of other men. They

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<v Speaker 3>would feel the same way.

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<v Speaker 4>So I don't think it's as easy for women to

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<v Speaker 4>get it wherever they want to as you're saying, I will.

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<v Speaker 2>I will just back up one thing that Dave's saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree, you can't just I don't think a woman

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<v Speaker 2>could just walk in a cub and do that. I do, however,

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<v Speaker 2>think if you're in a bar setting, a setting where

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people are out there horned up wanting

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<v Speaker 2>to go home with someone, Yeah, a woman, yes, could

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<v Speaker 2>easily walk up to a guy and be like, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go home together in a bar setting. I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>that that could happen just in any setting. Versus a

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<v Speaker 2>guy walking up to any woman at a bar definitely

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<v Speaker 2>probably not going to be reciprocated the same. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>I was at a radio station event back when I

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<v Speaker 1>was probably twenty five or so, and a woman came

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<v Speaker 1>up to me and her name is Amy, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I remember. I kind of remember what she looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I want to go home with you,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, don't, girl, Okay, So we did.

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<v Speaker 1>We went right back to my apartment. I remember we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't immediately roll into the bedroom. Yeah, And then we

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<v Speaker 2>I can't say I've ever done that personally, but I've

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<v Speaker 2>definitely done the like bar close scramble where I'm like, hmmm,

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<v Speaker 2>that guy looks kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 3>There's only about ten we left. Maybe you'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>But I do have a friend who just specifically would

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<v Speaker 2>go up to guys and be like, yeah, I want

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<v Speaker 2>to go home, Let's go home, What are we.

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<v Speaker 1>And honestly, what guy is going to turn that down?

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what she's got to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess well, I don't think that she's probably at

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<v Speaker 1>a point in her life. She's middle age where she'd

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<v Speaker 1>feel gross going into a bar and meeting some guy

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<v Speaker 1>and taking it back home. Plus you can't take him

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<v Speaker 1>back home cause your kid is there with this why house?

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<v Speaker 1>Go to his house?

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<v Speaker 4>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Thoughts on that? Let me know what your thoughts are

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<v Speaker 1>on that one? And the last one, Sarah here from

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<v Speaker 1>Hudson right and ask if you're going to bring back

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<v Speaker 1>slow Cooker Sunday. It was one of my favorite bits

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<v Speaker 1>that Dave did, and I loved hearing about new recipes.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for making our morning so much brighter. My friends

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<v Speaker 1>and I have a katiewb group chat and we love

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<v Speaker 1>chatting about the show. It makes makes each day a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit better. Also, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

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<v Speaker 1>was the best boss check I've ever heard. Have a

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<v Speaker 1>great day from Sarah. Thank you, Sarah. I would love

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<v Speaker 1>you for you to screenshot your group chat with your

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<v Speaker 1>friends and send me a couple of screen screenshots because

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to see what you say.

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<v Speaker 3>They just drag us all day. God's so stupid.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Sarah. And we probably will bring back slow

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<v Speaker 1>Cooker Sunday. Probably not this week because I won't be here.

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<v Speaker 4>I might.

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<v Speaker 1>I might do it this weekend. Maybe I will. Maybe, well,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I will. Yeah, I think I might. Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>is it for the Minnesota Goodbye, all anchored to your emails.

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<v Speaker 1>If something sparked a little creativity in you today, please

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<v Speaker 1>write us and let us know what's on your mind.