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Speaker 2: All right, So police in Saint Paul, Minnesota, spot a
Speaker 2: Lincoln Navigator and they suspect the driver might be under
Speaker 2: the influence. Okay, so they pull over the Lincoln Navigator.
Speaker 2: They get the driver out of the vehicle and are
Speaker 2: administering a field sobriety test to the driver to see
Speaker 2: if the Navigator is being navigated by a drunkard. While
Speaker 2: this is going on, some wise guy sitting at a
Speaker 2: nearby bus stop hops into the unoccupied Lincoln Navigator that
Speaker 2: still has the keys in it because the driver's out
Speaker 2: of the car performing the field sobriety test, takes off
Speaker 2: in the Lincoln Navigator, steals the car, steals the suv.
Speaker 2: So at this point police are like, oh, I guess
Speaker 2: there's a couple of them there. The dude who's taking
Speaker 2: the field sobriety test is my phone's in there. I
Speaker 2: can track my phone. There's an app, so I guess.
Speaker 2: They pull up the app on one of the computers
Speaker 2: of the cops car and they're able.
Speaker 4: To find my iPhone probably one of those, So they
Speaker 4: use that.
Speaker 2: To ultimately find the Lincoln Navigator and track down the
Speaker 2: guy who they saw jump in and take off with it.
Speaker 2: That dude turns out to be loaded on narcotics.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh my god, this is the sound of me
Speaker 4: putting my forehead in my hand.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, the original driver of the Navigator was not under
Speaker 2: the influence. He had just made, you know, a move
Speaker 2: on the road that kind of looked like he might
Speaker 2: have been impaired, but it was you know, we all
Speaker 2: make mistakes on the road. It was one of those deals.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe you're reaching over to set your your water
Speaker 4: back down and you kind of move the wheel a little.
Speaker 2: So all of this and then oh my god, dude,
Speaker 2: I bet when that guy finally got home said to
Speaker 2: his wife's like, you don't even know, how was your day?
Speaker 2: You don't even know?
Speaker 4: You know, you've We've all said it, and this is
Speaker 4: the prime example where you can truly be correct saying it.
Speaker 3: Man, I had a day. Yeah, you know that I
Speaker 3: had a day.
Speaker 2: Have we talked about the iHeart rever on the show yet?
Speaker 3: Yeah? We have?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, cool. I immediately thought of the iHeart
Speaker 2: Engine rever.
Speaker 4: There's another. For the record, there is another rever in
Speaker 4: this building. Do you want to refresh this for anybody
Speaker 4: who didn't hear that segment? This rever. I'm not sure
Speaker 4: what Floory works on, but he also has a muscle car,
Speaker 4: a big charger.
Speaker 3: I think it is.
Speaker 4: There's a couple of people in this building that have
Speaker 4: muscle cars and for whatever reason, before they turn it off,
Speaker 4: they rev the hell out of it. So it's in
Speaker 4: one case, five o'clock in the morning, and I mean
Speaker 4: it's shaking the windows and we're on the fourth floor.
Speaker 3: And the windows are so cheesy over here.
Speaker 2: Is this gonna go on for You can even.
Speaker 4: Smell the fumes from this car, which makes you think
Speaker 4: when the gas was really expensive, I know it is now,
Speaker 4: well really really expensive.
Speaker 3: Right dude? How much does this guy spending gas?
Speaker 2: Then they do it again before they leave.
Speaker 4: Yeah, before the revers leave, Trevor, the revers what we
Speaker 4: call these, so before they leave, the same thing.
Speaker 3: Rev it up, baby.
Speaker 2: Say hello to twenty twenty year old Christian Mattazorros. He's
Speaker 2: from Ontario, Canada. His car of choice is a twenty
Speaker 2: twenty two Hyundai Hyundai Elantra. N okay all right, which
Speaker 2: you know it's a sports model of the Elantra, which
Speaker 2: the Elantra is an amazingly affordable car. You see a
Speaker 2: lot of them on the road. It's also a safe
Speaker 2: car to drive. My wife has a Hyundai. This is
Speaker 2: the track model and it's designed for the track, for
Speaker 2: the track and track use. It has a two liter
Speaker 2: turbo and it's equipped with a six speed manual transmission.
Speaker 2: This according to Christian Massurros, the owner of the car,
Speaker 2: and it's part why he bought it.
Speaker 3: Here it is, that's what it looks like. You have
Speaker 3: a visual.
Speaker 2: So earlier this year, while he was driving home, his
Speaker 2: car engine failed at forty six thousand miles. It's still
Speaker 2: under warranty, yeah, and he's like, what's going on here?
Speaker 2: So he tries to make a warranty claim and they
Speaker 2: ran the engine diagnostics. Because there's computers, you know, in
Speaker 2: all these cars now, they were able to determine that
Speaker 2: the engine failed due to excessive revving and redlining the car.
Speaker 2: Uhh that's a trevor. The rev that is not covered
Speaker 2: under the warranty. So he's like, well, what, it's just
Speaker 2: like the performance model and they're like, yeah it is,
Speaker 2: but you're still redlining this thing to excess and you
Speaker 2: are responsible for this.
Speaker 3: Sorry, you pay for the.
Speaker 2: Fixing of the engine.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So now he's uh, he's trying to decide what he
Speaker 2: wants to do as he faces a ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: plus tax and repair.
Speaker 4: I just got a text to said, it's a muscle
Speaker 4: car thing. You have to have one to know. I
Speaker 4: am insert name a company. Is my company. I'll build
Speaker 4: you one. I'm not a muscle card.
Speaker 2: We're not really car guys, period. We've never claimed to.
Speaker 4: Be, and and I'm not ragging on people that are.
Speaker 4: I have friends that are muscle muscle car guys. We
Speaker 4: work with several. Obviously, I'm currently driving Big Blue, which
Speaker 4: is a it's a Toyota Camry with.
Speaker 3: What does the paint look like? What would you say, Pat,
Speaker 3: Florida paint.
Speaker 2: Well, it's the it's the type deal where the hood
Speaker 2: and the roof are are kind of well it's blue
Speaker 2: and rust colored.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're they're dilapidated and u or whatever it is.
Speaker 3: So, uh yeah, I'm not anything to not have a
Speaker 3: car payment.
Speaker 4: I still get the look I'm telling you from a
Speaker 4: chick every now and then. Gosh, they're stared at me
Speaker 4: big Blue. But you forget what you're driving.
Speaker 3: Pat.
Speaker 4: There are body pins, are safety pins, you know, the
Speaker 4: sharp ones holding the visor up. My daughter crafted and
Speaker 4: I put velcrow for it didn't work, So it's two
Speaker 4: safety pins like chain like.
Speaker 2: Pull the damn thing down and go with that rough
Speaker 2: material it's up there under the base.
Speaker 4: No, because it's if I take it down, it just
Speaker 4: sits like this and it blocks my vision.
Speaker 3: It just stays down. Just pull the.
Speaker 2: Whole thing that's sagging off completely, be done with it.
Speaker 2: It's a visor. Oh the visor. Okay, I thought you
Speaker 2: meant the whole liner of the the liners.
Speaker 4: Liner's fine, besides the big holes that the weight of
Speaker 4: the visor is done.
Speaker 2: Anyway, you know, I'm gonna I'm going to start revving
Speaker 2: my six cylinder pickup truck.
Speaker 3: Don't warranty in the morning, Okay.
Speaker 2: As I sit there alone in the parking lot, aren't
Speaker 2: you thrust? Oh wait, there's no one here.
Speaker 3: No, every now and then somebody will be there.
Speaker 2: All right, aviation expert Taco Bob.
Speaker 4: And hold on the person with the muscle car thing
Speaker 4: that owns the customs company, right, guys. And I'm a
Speaker 4: twenty four year old chick, little lapp face, I said.
Speaker 4: Some dude texted I apologize. I apologize, I apologize, sister.
Speaker 2: All right? Uh chopper pilot Bob, Yes, the poop copter
Speaker 2: is a thing.
Speaker 3: Now, somebody texted in.
Speaker 4: Maybe since Taco is so knowledgeable of helicopters, he could
Speaker 4: be the Life Coach's new pilot.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they'd get alongfied I think they
Speaker 2: get along.
Speaker 3: So what's the poop copter?
Speaker 2: Some dude, this guy is like, he's also he's from Minnesota.
Speaker 2: Another story out of Minnesota. Go figure. I have history
Speaker 2: and some visuals on our Facebook page. He's developed a drone,
Speaker 2: autonomous drone that well, his goal is to have it
Speaker 2: to pick up dog poop for you from your yard.
Speaker 2: And then you can also use it for much more
Speaker 2: nefarious purposes if you so desire.
Speaker 5: The drone can spin fast enough in mid air such
Speaker 5: that the mechanism will fling open and you can sky
Speaker 5: dump on your neighbors or wherever wherever you want to
Speaker 5: make that happen. Patrolling, detecting, picking up, and dropping off
Speaker 5: is the poop copter at its core.
Speaker 2: This guy is like a full on into this the
Speaker 2: poop copter drone to pick up dog crap and well,
Speaker 2: as he said, you can sky fling it if you
Speaker 2: want under your neighbor's yard.
Speaker 4: You know, it's bad enough when somebody's dog goes into
Speaker 4: your yard anyway, only you know if you step in
Speaker 4: it and they don't pick it up, but now drop
Speaker 4: it on their house. Oh thank you for all the
Speaker 4: texts about Big Blue has Patina is what that's called.
Speaker 2: Oh, when the paint just fades away.
Speaker 4: In taides and turns into rust Patina. We all learned
Speaker 4: something today somebody else.
Speaker 2: Sounds like something you'd have as an appetizer.
Speaker 4: Or an STD or that. Yeah, I got it from
Speaker 4: its Patina. Patina.
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