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<v Speaker 1>You have dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So police in Saint Paul, Minnesota, spot a

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<v Speaker 2>Lincoln Navigator and they suspect the driver might be under

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<v Speaker 2>the influence. Okay, so they pull over the Lincoln Navigator.

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<v Speaker 2>They get the driver out of the vehicle and are

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<v Speaker 2>administering a field sobriety test to the driver to see

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<v Speaker 2>if the Navigator is being navigated by a drunkard. While

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<v Speaker 2>this is going on, some wise guy sitting at a

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<v Speaker 2>nearby bus stop hops into the unoccupied Lincoln Navigator that

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<v Speaker 2>still has the keys in it because the driver's out

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<v Speaker 2>of the car performing the field sobriety test, takes off

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<v Speaker 2>in the Lincoln Navigator, steals the car, steals the suv.

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<v Speaker 2>So at this point police are like, oh, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>there's a couple of them there. The dude who's taking

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<v Speaker 2>the field sobriety test is my phone's in there. I

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<v Speaker 2>can track my phone. There's an app, so I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>They pull up the app on one of the computers

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<v Speaker 2>of the cops car and they're able.

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<v Speaker 4>To find my iPhone probably one of those, So they

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<v Speaker 4>use that.

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<v Speaker 2>To ultimately find the Lincoln Navigator and track down the

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<v Speaker 2>guy who they saw jump in and take off with it.

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<v Speaker 2>That dude turns out to be loaded on narcotics.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, oh my god, this is the sound of me

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<v Speaker 4>putting my forehead in my hand.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, the original driver of the Navigator was not under

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<v Speaker 2>the influence. He had just made, you know, a move

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<v Speaker 2>on the road that kind of looked like he might

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<v Speaker 2>have been impaired, but it was you know, we all

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<v Speaker 2>make mistakes on the road. It was one of those deals.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe you're reaching over to set your your water

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<v Speaker 4>back down and you kind of move the wheel a little.

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<v Speaker 2>So all of this and then oh my god, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I bet when that guy finally got home said to

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<v Speaker 2>his wife's like, you don't even know, how was your day?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't even know?

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<v Speaker 4>You know, you've We've all said it, and this is

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<v Speaker 4>the prime example where you can truly be correct saying it.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, I had a day. Yeah, you know that I

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<v Speaker 3>had a day.

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<v Speaker 2>Have we talked about the iHeart rever on the show yet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? We have?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, cool. I immediately thought of the iHeart

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<v Speaker 2>Engine rever.

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<v Speaker 4>There's another. For the record, there is another rever in

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<v Speaker 4>this building. Do you want to refresh this for anybody

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<v Speaker 4>who didn't hear that segment? This rever. I'm not sure

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<v Speaker 4>what Floory works on, but he also has a muscle car,

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<v Speaker 4>a big charger.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it is.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a couple of people in this building that have

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<v Speaker 4>muscle cars and for whatever reason, before they turn it off,

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<v Speaker 4>they rev the hell out of it. So it's in

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<v Speaker 4>one case, five o'clock in the morning, and I mean

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<v Speaker 4>it's shaking the windows and we're on the fourth floor.

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<v Speaker 3>And the windows are so cheesy over here.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this gonna go on for You can even.

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<v Speaker 4>Smell the fumes from this car, which makes you think

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<v Speaker 4>when the gas was really expensive, I know it is now,

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<v Speaker 4>well really really expensive.

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<v Speaker 3>Right dude? How much does this guy spending gas?

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<v Speaker 2>Then they do it again before they leave.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, before the revers leave, Trevor, the revers what we

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<v Speaker 4>call these, so before they leave, the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Rev it up, baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Say hello to twenty twenty year old Christian Mattazorros. He's

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<v Speaker 2>from Ontario, Canada. His car of choice is a twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty two Hyundai Hyundai Elantra. N okay all right, which

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<v Speaker 2>you know it's a sports model of the Elantra, which

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<v Speaker 2>the Elantra is an amazingly affordable car. You see a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of them on the road. It's also a safe

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<v Speaker 2>car to drive. My wife has a Hyundai. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the track model and it's designed for the track, for

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<v Speaker 2>the track and track use. It has a two liter

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<v Speaker 2>turbo and it's equipped with a six speed manual transmission.

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<v Speaker 2>This according to Christian Massurros, the owner of the car,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's part why he bought it.

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<v Speaker 3>Here it is, that's what it looks like. You have

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<v Speaker 3>a visual.

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<v Speaker 2>So earlier this year, while he was driving home, his

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<v Speaker 2>car engine failed at forty six thousand miles. It's still

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<v Speaker 2>under warranty, yeah, and he's like, what's going on here?

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<v Speaker 2>So he tries to make a warranty claim and they

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<v Speaker 2>ran the engine diagnostics. Because there's computers, you know, in

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<v Speaker 2>all these cars now, they were able to determine that

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<v Speaker 2>the engine failed due to excessive revving and redlining the car.

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<v Speaker 2>Uhh that's a trevor. The rev that is not covered

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<v Speaker 2>under the warranty. So he's like, well, what, it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like the performance model and they're like, yeah it is,

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<v Speaker 2>but you're still redlining this thing to excess and you

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<v Speaker 2>are responsible for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, you pay for the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fixing of the engine.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>So now he's uh, he's trying to decide what he

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<v Speaker 2>wants to do as he faces a ten thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>plus tax and repair.

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<v Speaker 4>I just got a text to said, it's a muscle

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<v Speaker 4>car thing. You have to have one to know. I

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<v Speaker 4>am insert name a company. Is my company. I'll build

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<v Speaker 4>you one. I'm not a muscle card.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not really car guys, period. We've never claimed to.

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<v Speaker 4>Be, and and I'm not ragging on people that are.

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<v Speaker 4>I have friends that are muscle muscle car guys. We

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<v Speaker 4>work with several. Obviously, I'm currently driving Big Blue, which

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<v Speaker 4>is a it's a Toyota Camry with.

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<v Speaker 3>What does the paint look like? What would you say, Pat,

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<v Speaker 3>Florida paint.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's the it's the type deal where the hood

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<v Speaker 2>and the roof are are kind of well it's blue

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<v Speaker 2>and rust colored.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're they're dilapidated and u or whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So, uh yeah, I'm not anything to not have a

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<v Speaker 3>car payment.

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<v Speaker 4>I still get the look I'm telling you from a

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<v Speaker 4>chick every now and then. Gosh, they're stared at me

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<v Speaker 4>big Blue. But you forget what you're driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat.

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<v Speaker 4>There are body pins, are safety pins, you know, the

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<v Speaker 4>sharp ones holding the visor up. My daughter crafted and

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<v Speaker 4>I put velcrow for it didn't work, So it's two

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<v Speaker 4>safety pins like chain like.

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<v Speaker 2>Pull the damn thing down and go with that rough

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<v Speaker 2>material it's up there under the base.

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<v Speaker 4>No, because it's if I take it down, it just

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<v Speaker 4>sits like this and it blocks my vision.

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<v Speaker 3>It just stays down. Just pull the.

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<v Speaker 2>Whole thing that's sagging off completely, be done with it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a visor. Oh the visor. Okay, I thought you

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<v Speaker 2>meant the whole liner of the the liners.

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<v Speaker 4>Liner's fine, besides the big holes that the weight of

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<v Speaker 4>the visor is done.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, you know, I'm gonna I'm going to start revving

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<v Speaker 2>my six cylinder pickup truck.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't warranty in the morning, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>As I sit there alone in the parking lot, aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you thrust? Oh wait, there's no one here.

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<v Speaker 3>No, every now and then somebody will be there.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, aviation expert Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 4>And hold on the person with the muscle car thing

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<v Speaker 4>that owns the customs company, right, guys. And I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>twenty four year old chick, little lapp face, I said.

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<v Speaker 4>Some dude texted I apologize. I apologize, I apologize, sister.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Uh chopper pilot Bob, Yes, the poop copter

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<v Speaker 2>is a thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, somebody texted in.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe since Taco is so knowledgeable of helicopters, he could

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<v Speaker 4>be the Life Coach's new pilot.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if they'd get alongfied I think they

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<v Speaker 2>get along.

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<v Speaker 3>So what's the poop copter?

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<v Speaker 2>Some dude, this guy is like, he's also he's from Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 2>Another story out of Minnesota. Go figure. I have history

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<v Speaker 2>and some visuals on our Facebook page. He's developed a drone,

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<v Speaker 2>autonomous drone that well, his goal is to have it

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<v Speaker 2>to pick up dog poop for you from your yard.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you can also use it for much more

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<v Speaker 2>nefarious purposes if you so desire.

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<v Speaker 5>The drone can spin fast enough in mid air such

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<v Speaker 5>that the mechanism will fling open and you can sky

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<v Speaker 5>dump on your neighbors or wherever wherever you want to

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<v Speaker 5>make that happen. Patrolling, detecting, picking up, and dropping off

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<v Speaker 5>is the poop copter at its core.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy is like a full on into this the

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<v Speaker 2>poop copter drone to pick up dog crap and well,

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<v Speaker 2>as he said, you can sky fling it if you

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<v Speaker 2>want under your neighbor's yard.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, it's bad enough when somebody's dog goes into

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<v Speaker 4>your yard anyway, only you know if you step in

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<v Speaker 4>it and they don't pick it up, but now drop

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<v Speaker 4>it on their house. Oh thank you for all the

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<v Speaker 4>texts about Big Blue has Patina is what that's called.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, when the paint just fades away.

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<v Speaker 4>In taides and turns into rust Patina. We all learned

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<v Speaker 4>something today somebody else.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like something you'd have as an appetizer.

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<v Speaker 4>Or an STD or that. Yeah, I got it from

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<v Speaker 4>its Patina. Patina.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, stay connected, one one one