Speaker 1: You're watching during the Cud with Mike binging Row and
Speaker 1: Missed Kinsman.
Speaker 2: Well, I said, it's a messy eat, but it's a
Speaker 2: good eat.
Speaker 3: Oh hello, and welcome to Cheering the Cud this week,
Speaker 3: I'm joined by missed Kinsman.
Speaker 4: Hello, and yes, this week I'm talking about the next
Speaker 4: big thing after Eurovision for a fan favorites. And we
Speaker 4: even have a game to play along with.
Speaker 3: And that's before we get all crafty and crafty queens
Speaker 3: on screen. Now you can see our social media just
Speaker 3: search for at the Cud TV.
Speaker 4: And as people who've popped up in our comments go
Speaker 4: along the bottom of the screen, it's time for Mike
Speaker 4: in the buzz.
Speaker 1: Joining yourself there.
Speaker 2: Oh no, excuse me, sorry, what what do you? M hmm,
Speaker 2: sorry about that. Oh so our first story this week.
Speaker 3: It's about a donkey, a donkey donkey. It was called Joey.
Speaker 3: He's fourteen years old and he's down in Devon right
Speaker 3: and has recently lost his mum and since then hasn't
Speaker 3: been eating very well. Oh so they got the vet
Speaker 3: out for him and they realized.
Speaker 2: He had a gastric impaction.
Speaker 3: Ooh, a dicky tommy donkey. Yes, basically, inside his belly.
Speaker 3: There was a compacted pool that they needed to loosen,
Speaker 3: and so they did it with them basically six letters
Speaker 3: of a day. So in twenty four liters of collar
Speaker 3: flushed through a donkey. Oh that makes you poo, as
Speaker 3: we've just experienced.
Speaker 2: It's just.
Speaker 1: So, that's what that was.
Speaker 2: That's what that was.
Speaker 4: That's as close as you get to being a donkey,
Speaker 4: to being a donkey.
Speaker 1: But oh, I judge.
Speaker 4: The only thing I use coke for cleaning up, washing up,
Speaker 4: washing up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess gets all the stains off your pots
Speaker 1: and pans. It's proper. It's really good dish wash. Its
Speaker 1: technically one word.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm too tight for that. Just get your hands dirty,
Speaker 4: some hard work. I could have done the same with
Speaker 4: a donkey that just needed to give his tumber squeeze.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've seen all the teatures and small.
Speaker 2: Whatses that they do that with, exactly if they're pregnant.
Speaker 4: Have you ever have you seen elephants they do that
Speaker 4: for each other? M hm, Yes, there's some very interesting
Speaker 4: videos you can find on the internet.
Speaker 2: Elephants douche each other.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Why have I not seen this happen?
Speaker 4: You obviously doesn't have a Google elephant size.
Speaker 3: You're right, I haven't ever googled elephant sized fisting.
Speaker 4: Yes, be careful what you type into Google, kids. It
Speaker 4: was for an innocent thing.
Speaker 3: But how do the words elephant sized fisting becoming innocent?
Speaker 4: They should have just got this donkey to the local zoo.
Speaker 4: Found an elephant saved on a lot of coke.
Speaker 2: Okay, they did more.
Speaker 3: They basically did like a gastroscopy and stuff and a
Speaker 3: bit of a rinse through, shall we say, with with coke,
Speaker 3: but a perbarably it's because it's fizzy and the cidic
Speaker 3: it helps to just move things up.
Speaker 2: It was full fat coke. Sorry the gallery asking what.
Speaker 1: Feed free or not.
Speaker 2: Quite the concern that carried out ordering a lot of coke?
Speaker 1: Well, they do work in showbies.
Speaker 5: The poor thing.
Speaker 4: Oh now is it one of the ones that gets
Speaker 4: ridden on the beach a beach donkey?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: The privacy, Yeah, but that's just that was a nice
Speaker 3: story about save the donkeys. Save the donkeys and by
Speaker 3: giving them a coke enema.
Speaker 4: Flash back to a working weekend in the nineties. Moving on,
Speaker 4: have you been to a zoo recently? Let's just see
Speaker 4: the elephants fisting each other. Yeah, no, I actually haven't
Speaker 4: been to a zoo ages.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, it's the story about gentlemen in Nicole Prad
Speaker 3: who's thirty eight, who has scaled a twenty five foot
Speaker 3: fence to take a selfie with a lion.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, what kind of idiots is he?
Speaker 3: Well that the the coroner is looking into the remains,
Speaker 3: Oh no, if he was inebriated or not, because they
Speaker 3: think he might have been.
Speaker 1: I think it's pretty strong. Did they have to sort
Speaker 1: the lion out with his impaction?
Speaker 2: No, lion didn't eat him, mold him to death. He
Speaker 2: played with him till he died.
Speaker 3: Oh, like a little ball of wool, Like a ball
Speaker 3: of wool, screaming, crying.
Speaker 1: Ball of angry cat.
Speaker 2: I mean it does look is it a cage? Now?
Speaker 4: I would be if some drunken person jumped over a
Speaker 4: wall away possibly drunken. I'm not sure yet. Oh, we
Speaker 4: haven't had the results in the results. I think it's
Speaker 4: probably likely. Well, it is the kind of thing you
Speaker 4: think of doing when you're pissed. Really, I phoned my ex.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't climb I don't go to a zoo because
Speaker 3: he was on his own in the zoo. So he's
Speaker 3: gone there purposely to do this. Yes, so it's not
Speaker 3: a like random thought.
Speaker 2: He's gone.
Speaker 4: You've never got hammered and thought, I'm going to cross
Speaker 4: the cross across town to find some big hairy beast
Speaker 4: to mar mae.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, go yes, send location everybody else in the world. Anyway,
Speaker 2: So you're planning on going to the zoo for to
Speaker 2: be muled by a hairy.
Speaker 1: Beast, I'd probably go for a bear.
Speaker 3: Okay, lives and tigers are my Yes, there you go anyway,
Speaker 3: And while one of us is going, oh my, remember
Speaker 3: to join us on our social media at the TV.
Speaker 2: And now it's time for ost story of the week.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now in the morning, do you wake up happy?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, very much, a morning many good news.
Speaker 2: That means you're healthy. Oh good, new research has been done.
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean that you're arout in the morning, right,
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean like I thought it was, to stop
Speaker 3: you rolling out of bed. That's why I first thought
Speaker 3: when they started to happen, I go, oh, that'll stop
Speaker 3: me rolling out of bed, because you're roll over.
Speaker 1: Roll over.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like a stop like a kickstand.
Speaker 1: What.
Speaker 4: Well, I seem to have adopted my neighbour's cat. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I know, it's absolutely but cats do love to chase
Speaker 4: things that they can see moving about underneath blankets. So yeah,
Speaker 4: I had a very interesting wake up one morning.
Speaker 3: I've got a dog, George who who likes to play.
Speaker 3: We call it the dove game. Hand ethan move it
Speaker 3: and it's about Yeah, yeah, that has happened once.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ouch, well no, because basically douvet between and he just
Speaker 3: goes with it.
Speaker 2: Doesn't have a sharp clause.
Speaker 1: It's not a cat.
Speaker 3: M Kate Mulneux, who's a sex toy person a company
Speaker 3: called Lilo. I said, it's not about being turned on. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's actually called nocturnal nocturnal penal cuminescence human escence.
Speaker 2: I love that word.
Speaker 3: It's basically it's conferminately got good circulation and the nerves
Speaker 3: system is working properly, and it's just it's supposed to happen,
Speaker 3: but it happens three to five times a night.
Speaker 4: Well, this is like when I was staying with a
Speaker 4: friend with a young family, one of her little ones
Speaker 4: got woken up in the middle of the night saying
Speaker 4: I need to go taken to the loop. They couldn't
Speaker 4: be bothered though downstairs and Q with me, so it's like,
Speaker 4: but I can't, it's it's what's the problem. So they
Speaker 4: explained what was going on for him because he was
Speaker 4: going through that stage of life.
Speaker 1: We all remember. Their advice was.
Speaker 4: To stand stand in the shower and just get it out.
Speaker 1: Lovely. That's how we teach.
Speaker 3: The young ones, and that child later on in life
Speaker 3: will be the one pissing in the wardrobe. That's going
Speaker 3: to be a student going oh bit drunk. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: what's gonna happen there. But at least we know he's
Speaker 3: healthy exactly. Yeah, And they've actually said that if it
Speaker 3: if it stops suddenly, so one day you wake up
Speaker 3: and you wake up with one every day and you
Speaker 3: don't wake up with one, that actually time to go and
Speaker 3: see GPA. Because it's a fore warning sign when it
Speaker 3: stops happening, right, So if it if it gradually drops off,
Speaker 3: not literally, but if it gradually drops off, then that's okay, right,
Speaker 3: But if it just suddenly stops, just warning sign. Yeah,
Speaker 3: one is that something's going wrong. But it's not always
Speaker 3: about STIs either. So people saying if it stops about
Speaker 3: it's not right. We still get yourself checked, even if
Speaker 3: you're waking up with in the morning.
Speaker 1: Right, definitely morning, very straight man. That's not me at all,
Speaker 1: secretly married with three kids, aren't you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Not a secret anymore.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that.
Speaker 2: Did you watch the Rovers game last night?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: No, no, But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks for that, Mike.
Speaker 4: A very interesting thing and hopefully we've informed some of
Speaker 4: you at home to make you feel healthier and better
Speaker 4: when something goes wrong down there.
Speaker 2: A pleasure is.
Speaker 3: Always I'm camping up now because but coming after this
Speaker 3: short break, miss brings a look at some celebrity news
Speaker 3: in the show you're watching you in the cud with
Speaker 3: mister Mike. That's getting it for the showbiz we've missed.
Speaker 4: So in the showbiz we have some television and film
Speaker 4: news for you today.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: One of my favorite shows a few years back it
Speaker 4: was released, To be Fair was a feud with the
Speaker 4: whole story about Betton Joe. Another one of those nice
Speaker 4: little Ryan Murphul ensemble cast things going on.
Speaker 1: There's another one, I.
Speaker 4: Believe, Yes, yeah, it was absolutely epic and I've beautifully
Speaker 4: done and just two bitches going at it.
Speaker 1: What more could you want? Really?
Speaker 4: So they're following up with another series. So this time
Speaker 4: they're going about Truman Capote and his friendships when he
Speaker 4: was just coming up as a writer and beginning to
Speaker 4: become famous. Apparently he got very close with a group
Speaker 4: of New York socialites. Nice yeah, and they were nicknamed
Speaker 4: the Swans. And I was fine and dandy. It's New York,
Speaker 4: You're becoming famous. It's all artsy. There's all these girls
Speaker 4: with too much money to spend. It's going to be
Speaker 4: fun and fine and dandy until he writes a novel
Speaker 4: called Answered Prayers about the scandalous lives of wealthy women,
Speaker 4: and this led to them falling out, and the whole
Speaker 4: series apparently is about that. It is directed by Gus
Speaker 4: Van Sant who did My own Private Idaho.
Speaker 1: That's pretty amazing.
Speaker 4: But the list of I mean, it's a good cast,
Speaker 4: but just to call out some of them, Tommy Hollander,
Speaker 4: Demi Moore is going to be in it.
Speaker 2: Demi Moore, I know, yes, an indecent proposal.
Speaker 4: Well, you think about some people who you've not heard
Speaker 4: of for a while, coming back in there is someone.
Speaker 4: You've got people like Russell Tovey in it, you expect
Speaker 4: him to be in a project like that.
Speaker 1: He's fantastic. He's very, very easy on the eye.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think he's an attractive young man. I
Speaker 2: just don't get as excited as other people do.
Speaker 1: That's fine, you're not competing with me for him.
Speaker 3: I'll happily No, Chris Hemsworth, I'll fight you to the death.
Speaker 1: Of you can have Chris.
Speaker 4: I However, here's the name I could well two, actually,
Speaker 4: Clista Flockhart. Okay, now, I know she's been doing things
Speaker 4: on American TV, but I've not heard of her since
Speaker 4: the Ali mcbeale. Really, and here's the big one. I
Speaker 4: can't wait for Molly Ringwold. It's Molly Ringwold, Sixteen Candles
Speaker 4: and all those John Walters movies.
Speaker 3: And oh the Breakfast Club kend Yes, she's not dead,
Speaker 3: she's not dead.
Speaker 1: No, she was, she was. She's mum in Riverdale, is it?
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's a terrible series. It's absolutely dreadful. But she
Speaker 4: turned up as the mum.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So she's still been acting, just not not well.
Speaker 1: But this she's in this, I can't wait for seeing that.
Speaker 2: She has a terrible actress now though, that they'll be
Speaker 2: even more fun to watch.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's it's a really good cast, that's a
Speaker 4: really good director, it's a really good production behind it. Yes,
Speaker 4: sometimes Ryan Murphy's a little bit hit in me sometimes,
Speaker 4: but this one I'm really excited for and the content
Speaker 4: of the story is just amazing.
Speaker 1: So that'll be on the FX channel when it's out.
Speaker 2: When it's coming out, that I did not take down.
Speaker 1: I'm not very well prepared.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Moving on, So, I don't know if when you
Speaker 4: were growing up you were a fan of but I
Speaker 4: certainly was. It's absolutely might Tea Buffy.
Speaker 2: Yes, and the spinoff Angel.
Speaker 1: Oh, I loved both of them.
Speaker 2: It was just I've got very big arms watching those shows.
Speaker 4: Yes, very much so. So it's been a little bit
Speaker 4: of a shame that nothing. There's been no reboot, there's
Speaker 4: been no continuing, there's been no spinoff apart.
Speaker 1: From Angel, the comic y thing.
Speaker 4: There's comics, there's audio stuff, there's audio stories out there.
Speaker 4: It's not died to death because it's loved and it's
Speaker 4: on repeat all the time, but there's bubbling away in
Speaker 4: the background news that there might be a reboot. Back
Speaker 4: in twenty eighteen, Joss Wheden was talking about it, but
Speaker 4: then Joss Wheden got caught out for doing lots of
Speaker 4: naughty things and being a terrible person to work with apparently,
Speaker 4: so that kiboshed all of that. But there are now
Speaker 4: rumors that it might be coming back again. Okay, and
Speaker 4: that's because the production team behind it are very keen
Speaker 4: and are saying that it's not gone away. It's an
Speaker 4: active project. And do you know who that voice is?
Speaker 2: I do?
Speaker 5: You do?
Speaker 1: I do? Did you readon the use article?
Speaker 3: No, not because of that, but because this is something
Speaker 3: we talked about before, before the pandemic.
Speaker 2: Okay, she was involved in the original season.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, and I did not know this.
Speaker 4: Dolly Parton helped produce Buffy the Vampires later.
Speaker 2: I mean, look at her, and now it makes more sense.
Speaker 1: It does, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: The musical episode makes knowing that the.
Speaker 4: Idea that a beautiful blonde who should not just be
Speaker 4: mistaken for her looks and good high school humor can
Speaker 4: go around kicking ass and being a competent person.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, understand that life. Yeah, apparently she did the
Speaker 1: movie as well.
Speaker 4: The original thing that was basically a pilot for the
Speaker 4: TV series. Let's be honest, but yeah, she's she's behind it. Oh,
Speaker 4: I didn't think I could love that woman more. It's
Speaker 4: going to be sad when she does it. Is she
Speaker 4: certainly works more than nine to five.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh that was a song of thirst one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I'm just very excited.
Speaker 4: It's still there's nothing on the table, there's nothing in
Speaker 4: the can, but the idea that she's behind that, which
Speaker 4: I thought was amazing news.
Speaker 3: Maybe just a little bit of cynical coming out now,
Speaker 3: maybe she's just a bit bored and she says, let's
Speaker 3: just refloat this again in an interview.
Speaker 2: What's Dolly Partner doing at the minute? She doing as charity?
Speaker 3: We used to are doing that. Okay, Buffy the vampires,
Speaker 3: I might be coming back. Well, she did invest in
Speaker 3: all of that Maderna stuff.
Speaker 1: Was it Maderna or was it the other one?
Speaker 2: She did vaccine stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she saved the world. Man helped to exactly.
Speaker 2: But sometimes I think she shouldn't have helped.
Speaker 3: So many people, just saying some people, Donald Trump, she
Speaker 3: helped Donald Trump is vaccinated, wasn't he?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's not go into the world of selective.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we could have not necessarily everybody of actic anyway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but that's the same kind of argument the evil
Speaker 4: people would say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, using neronologic against him. I mean it's wrong, you know.
Speaker 1: Moving on, before he starts talking about the final solution.
Speaker 3: It's not a final solution. I actually want to kill
Speaker 3: these people. I'm just saying if they died, I wouldn't
Speaker 3: be upset.
Speaker 1: You saw it here and it's recorded on tape.
Speaker 3: I'll say it to camera. I would not be sad
Speaker 3: if Donald Trump died. Russie Shudak wouldn't shed a tear,
Speaker 3: just saying.
Speaker 4: Anyway, moving on, So we've had a big, heavy hitting
Speaker 4: pop star involved in a fantastic production that's well known,
Speaker 4: well loved and long established. Now for the other end
Speaker 4: of the scale. Okay, so do you remember Eurovision last year?
Speaker 1: So well, oh yes, it did so well. It came
Speaker 1: twenty fifth. We were only above Germany.
Speaker 4: We didn't come last, We nearly came last. We didn't
Speaker 4: come last. We didn't know, which.
Speaker 1: Is a triumph for us.
Speaker 3: Exactly, I mean the fact exactly we got to host
Speaker 3: it last year because the people actually won it were
Speaker 3: being bombed.
Speaker 4: So we went, we had to wind on next back
Speaker 4: in and go back to where we belonged.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, Well.
Speaker 4: To be fair, the song was I wrote a song
Speaker 4: and it did hit in the UK charts, in the
Speaker 4: top ten, probably for our week, I can't remember.
Speaker 1: But it was not that bad a song.
Speaker 2: All of our Irovision hits hit top ten.
Speaker 1: They tend to be quite good hits.
Speaker 4: They're just not acceptable to the Eurovision market.
Speaker 3: Sometimes they good songs, sometimes they're good songs, but Eurovision
Speaker 3: is never about the quality of the song.
Speaker 1: No, no, we all know that. We all know that.
Speaker 1: That's That's very much the truth of it.
Speaker 4: I've got several songs on my gym playlist I bang
Speaker 4: out to like crazy and it's fantastic, but bang out
Speaker 4: at the gym. Yeah, you should see me on an elliptical.
Speaker 4: It's a it's a masterpiece. Your little legs go like that. Anyway,
Speaker 4: Besides the point, so our entry was a lovely last
Speaker 4: called May Miller, and she mollarded m She she for
Speaker 4: some reason, parted ways with her label in January.
Speaker 1: Okay, might be that for what she said.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, her artistic direction of churning out hit after hit
Speaker 4: after hit that didn't hit and didn't hit and didn't
Speaker 4: hit was kind of soul destroying for her, so she
Speaker 4: decided to step away.
Speaker 1: They might have asked her to leave.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be too mean about it because
Speaker 4: she's a friend of the gays, so we want to
Speaker 4: be kind to her.
Speaker 1: And she did. She did do well in Eurovision as
Speaker 1: far as.
Speaker 4: I'm concerned, so didn't come last. She didn't come last.
Speaker 4: That's an achievement, so let's not be too mean to her.
Speaker 4: But she's decided to move on and go into film. Okay, No,
Speaker 4: not only fans. We're talking proper filmkay, We're talking grassroots
Speaker 4: British cinema, proper film.
Speaker 7: Okay.
Speaker 4: It's a film that's going to be called Gassed Up.
Speaker 4: It's out on the ninth of February. And she plays
Speaker 4: a last called Kelly.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Now here's the background to this character, and it's absolutely brilliant.
Speaker 4: A Londoner who becomes the love interest of the Capitol's
Speaker 4: most hesitant street gang member Ash as he becomes increasingly
Speaker 4: morally torn about his involvement in thefts and robberies. Kelly
Speaker 4: has to make a choice about whether she wants to
Speaker 4: get roped into this dark world. May says about the character,
Speaker 4: she knows what she wants. She's not about to go down.
Speaker 2: For a boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Exactly what.
Speaker 7: Does she do?
Speaker 4: Then you're gonna stop dealing kark? Are you not getting
Speaker 4: a blow job?
Speaker 2: I thought she's in London.
Speaker 1: I don't do a London accent. And that's everything from
Speaker 1: the show biz this week.
Speaker 3: Oh thanks, that missed. Always nice to know that Mae
Speaker 3: mull is doing something interesting. Well, stick around because coming
Speaker 3: up next we have our game of the week. You're
Speaker 3: watching you in the cud and this week we're going
Speaker 3: to play everyone's favorite blowing game as Uza Kazoo. And
Speaker 3: this is for the man who wants accidentally if we
Speaker 3: got to clear his Internet browser while on the train,
Speaker 3: it's missed.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, see you later.
Speaker 5: Day of the week.
Speaker 3: So while I'm gonna be honest with you, tell a
Speaker 3: trickery that plays things happen in the studio, Like we
Speaker 3: learn that some people can't play a kazoo at all
Speaker 3: in any way shape before.
Speaker 2: So what is it we're doing instead? Because you're deficient.
Speaker 4: I can do many things when I wrap my fips
Speaker 4: around something, but blow is not one of them.
Speaker 5: Apparently, and I used.
Speaker 1: To be a floor just when I was a kid.
Speaker 6: But no.
Speaker 4: As as as an adopted Northerner, I thought that maybe
Speaker 4: we could try to get back. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: I'm here now, I'm not going I love it.
Speaker 1: Don't send me back South. Please, don't send me back
Speaker 1: to London. No, never again. No.
Speaker 4: As an adopted Northerner, I thought we could do a
Speaker 4: little round of Yorkshire karaoke. Okay, concerned, Let's see if
Speaker 4: you get these club singer style in the north.
Speaker 1: Hm, let's go for this one. Am I really doing this? On?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Dear? I'd like to play a ka. I can't play
Speaker 1: the kazoo. All right, okay, you're ready for this?
Speaker 5: Hey, hi, hit bit, hit me?
Speaker 2: Hit me with your rhythmstick?
Speaker 1: No, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: Hit me with rhythm?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, he hit me? Do but.
Speaker 2: No idea?
Speaker 1: All right, well we'll skip. What was it? Do you
Speaker 1: want a clue what he's giving me? Answer?
Speaker 4: Because the answer was a freshman spell out of the
Speaker 4: theme tunes of that in the West Philadelphia Bard.
Speaker 6: I couldn't remember the lesson of the lyrics. That's why
Speaker 6: I stopped.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, be quite Oh this this is a good
Speaker 4: you'll have to get this one.
Speaker 1: It's not very seasonal, but we'll go for it.
Speaker 8: Do Boby Dooby do Hey do do.
Speaker 5: Do Doomy doo be do Doomy do me do.
Speaker 6: You're right, you're thinking of kid's cartoon.
Speaker 2: Dangerous.
Speaker 4: No, not danger seasonal. Well, that was a good clue.
Speaker 4: It's seasonal Blue Bob and Custard.
Speaker 1: Right, moving on.
Speaker 2: To tell me what it is? If I get it wrong,
Speaker 2: otherwise I'll be in suspenders.
Speaker 6: It was the theme tune to the snow Man.
Speaker 5: We're walking in the air, We're walking through the Midnight Blue.
Speaker 1: I nearly got into Rada, but you didn't get in.
Speaker 5: No, you can tell.
Speaker 2: I nearly got into Chris Hans with thunderpants.
Speaker 1: Doesn't mean it's try.
Speaker 3: Oh just a little bit, gena g who are just
Speaker 3: a little bit?
Speaker 1: I haven't started yet.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not guessing in the first note.
Speaker 1: What was that old game show? I can't remember. It's
Speaker 1: a clue.
Speaker 6: All right, we'll go for a really simple one.
Speaker 1: We'll go for a nursery rhyme. All right, hey hit me, No,
Speaker 1: there are five year olds that could catch that. No, aren't.
Speaker 8: Hey, Hey Stagg, he's very much stagged do singing.
Speaker 2: It's a nursery rhyme. It's a nursery rhyme in Wincy Spider.
Speaker 1: No, it's like Sincy Spider. Have you ever had an
Speaker 1: air for music? Yes?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been able to play a kazoo? Have
Speaker 2: you ever been on a train and got your iPad out?
Speaker 1: I have been on the train and got my tablets out.
Speaker 5: Yes, and.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I didn't close it down that browser for
Speaker 3: ten minutes. Right, Shall we get the next one on them?
Speaker 1: Let let's see the next.
Speaker 5: Hey boom boom boo boo boo boom, hipp Herbert doop,
Speaker 5: heye hipp her hey.
Speaker 1: Boo boo.
Speaker 5: She wants it again?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: The intro at least the first couple of lines. Nail
Speaker 1: it to be fair to go on and do the intro.
Speaker 5: Again, Hey, Herbert, D B D.
Speaker 2: Is it little naz X an old town road?
Speaker 5: I think?
Speaker 1: I think more early eighties.
Speaker 2: Men at work, A couple land a number.
Speaker 4: This is this, this, This is a performance for the ages.
Speaker 4: I could get a Grammy from this, but it's just
Speaker 4: pearls before swating quite frankly. Hm, that was Agado by
Speaker 4: black Lace Okay, I can see why you did.
Speaker 3: That was pretty much exactly like the original.
Speaker 1: Not convinced.
Speaker 4: I keep going for the hard ones because I think
Speaker 4: they're easier. So that might be the problem.
Speaker 2: Keep going for the hard ones because you think they might.
Speaker 1: Be easier, Yeah, because I can't do the easy one.
Speaker 2: The ability to an ability to play kazoo suddenly.
Speaker 9: DoD DoD, Okay, Just that's all you need.
Speaker 1: That's the chorus. That's it.
Speaker 4: That is the intro to the song, to the theme tune.
Speaker 4: It's a theme tune, theme tune, and that's what you've
Speaker 4: got for me.
Speaker 1: He beaty.
Speaker 4: It's one of the best intros to a kids TV
Speaker 4: show of all time?
Speaker 3: Can you remember any other part of the theme tune?
Speaker 1: Boo, we do.
Speaker 6: We do Bop.
Speaker 3: I worked out what it is, and I'm disappointed for you,
Speaker 3: not because I've worked out what it is, but because
Speaker 3: you've got You've missed up Sunny day. Everything's hey, okay,
Speaker 3: friendly people, that is where.
Speaker 1: We will be.
Speaker 2: Can you tell me how to get.
Speaker 1: How to get to what? He does this deliberately? The
Speaker 1: common The dancing is infectious.
Speaker 5: Isn't it.
Speaker 1: I can see you're wiggling around. I've got words.
Speaker 2: It is infectiously right.
Speaker 1: Let's do more.
Speaker 4: Let's a little do more theme tues. They seem to
Speaker 4: be successful. Okay, let's go with this.
Speaker 3: The word success has been banded around quite liberally.
Speaker 7: The that's mystery.
Speaker 1: It's not cssamely straight.
Speaker 3: It is another street Eastentus, Coronation Street, Emma Dale Farm
Speaker 3: bood sing along.
Speaker 2: If you know it can't sing along?
Speaker 3: Neighbors, what would we about to you were about to
Speaker 3: do a swear? There would I wasn't about to do
Speaker 3: swear swear like that kind of show.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's so very much is but we bleep things.
Speaker 4: We bleep things because delicate ears.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: That that That was, neighbors, and beautifully done, even if
Speaker 4: I do say so myself. The folks at home got it.
Speaker 4: You are just failing, you say.
Speaker 2: The folks at home got it. The folks at skipped
Speaker 2: through this.
Speaker 1: They're pretty invention divo.
Speaker 2: No, no, that's all we have the time for on
Speaker 2: this spot.
Speaker 3: So join us after this shot break when we get
Speaker 3: crafty and crafty queens, welcome.
Speaker 1: Back to you the good.
Speaker 3: Now we're going to do something involving gloves, and not
Speaker 3: in a way you would expect.
Speaker 2: It's crafty queens.
Speaker 4: Hello, Yes, they've got me doing crafty queens.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for what's about to occur.
Speaker 4: I've got the tabard.
Speaker 1: Look beautiful, I say.
Speaker 4: To Bard because I'm posh really, but apparently I'm also
Speaker 4: a crafty queen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got.
Speaker 4: Some crap to work with and we're going to see
Speaker 4: what we can make. Well, I'm feeling the sea theme, okay,
Speaker 4: and you'll probably see in front of you the same
Speaker 4: kind of miscllaneous rubbish that I have in front of me,
Speaker 4: the key ingredient being a glove. Now I have here
Speaker 4: an oven glove, just a nice old Corrn garden, bright
Speaker 4: orange oven gloves. Now most people would look at this
Speaker 4: and probably first think I can make a pineapple, and
Speaker 4: but no, I've looked at it and I think I
Speaker 4: could make a whale. Okay, and that's what I'm going
Speaker 4: to try and attempt to do with this and a
Speaker 4: load of crap.
Speaker 1: What have you got for a view? I have a
Speaker 1: eg glove with a very rough side. For those Internet moments, I.
Speaker 2: Actually have two.
Speaker 1: They have looked very nice and form fitting.
Speaker 4: Yes, and what kind of sea creature prey do you
Speaker 4: think you could make with those?
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: Well, I was going to say an octopus, but it's
Speaker 3: only got five thingies.
Speaker 6: Well, you've got two gloves.
Speaker 2: I do have to I've got I was thinking I
Speaker 2: could just do an octopus.
Speaker 1: It's been in a fight, lost some legs.
Speaker 4: Well, you should have some other materials like I haven't
Speaker 4: used yet, yep, some unused socks, which is a bit
Speaker 4: disappointing because and I've got some felt what do they
Speaker 4: used to call the pipe cleaners, little pipe cleaners, and
Speaker 4: some things, and some feathers.
Speaker 1: And so all cool things are falling down.
Speaker 4: You should also have some key equipment such as a
Speaker 4: glue gun which is hopefully warming up, a pair of.
Speaker 1: Scissors, a pair of scissors, and a pen. Okay, so
Speaker 1: we can see what we could do with that. Okay, cool?
Speaker 2: So am I just allowed to do what I want? Now?
Speaker 4: You can free ball it because you you have very
Speaker 4: different gloves to me, and obviously we wear a different
Speaker 4: size of gloves.
Speaker 2: I'm just excited that i'd be allowed to do what
Speaker 2: I want.
Speaker 4: Well, you know Lee usually does this section, and he's
Speaker 4: a meani and.
Speaker 6: Very very strict, whereas this is our just go crazy kids.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool? Yeah, Well but talk us through what you're doing.
Speaker 1: What's going to be your first step.
Speaker 3: The first thing I'm going to do is take one
Speaker 3: of my wang socks and make it into a head.
Speaker 1: It's a nice little white sock. You're going to fold
Speaker 1: it up into.
Speaker 2: A ball to make a ball out a head from
Speaker 2: olkto PI.
Speaker 1: Very fancy.
Speaker 4: I'm going to take one of these and I'm going
Speaker 4: to take it home and use it later.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Umm, yeah, I think I could stuff.
Speaker 6: Out my my my little glove a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think that's a very good idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna take scissors to mine.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna shove it right down the end, you know,
Speaker 4: just get it right right in there.
Speaker 1: Stuff.
Speaker 2: Are you artie when you're not in the studio?
Speaker 4: I am quite artie, but I have different different aims.
Speaker 2: What are your aims when you're in it? I play
Speaker 2: a lot of dungeons and dragons.
Speaker 4: I'm a big fat nerd So I make little miniatures
Speaker 4: and I paint them and I make little bits of
Speaker 4: scenery for them and trees and things.
Speaker 1: But that's not what we're doing today. Now.
Speaker 4: We're making big fish out of gloves.
Speaker 3: I have played dungeons and dragons in the past, you
Speaker 3: have played Dungeons and Dragons.
Speaker 1: Did you enjoy it? All? Right?
Speaker 3: The wine was good? The what the wine was good?
Speaker 3: The wine was good. I get drunk playing, so I took.
Speaker 1: Wine with me.
Speaker 2: It was when I was a student.
Speaker 3: I was with friends with a girl who used to
Speaker 3: collect Yu gi oh cards. But yeah, so I was
Speaker 3: in backe Aground for a Dungeons and Dragons party and
Speaker 3: I went that sounds dull taking wine and got.
Speaker 2: Very drunk before it started.
Speaker 1: I usually find it's quite difficult to play Dungeons and
Speaker 1: Dragons when you're pissed.
Speaker 2: Was It wasn't easy? But also I found out she
Speaker 2: wasn't very good.
Speaker 1: She was very good at playing Dungeons and Dragon. It's
Speaker 1: aptually be bad at playing Dungeons and Dragons. She was
Speaker 1: just dull. That'll do it. It's meant to be a
Speaker 1: fun game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the phrase I actually is was dull as
Speaker 2: shit this oh wow, because I was drug.
Speaker 4: But it's supposed to be a fun, amusing game that
Speaker 4: usually descends into bum jokes and fart noises.
Speaker 1: Well, that's how my cage usually got to be.
Speaker 4: If it's a maths exercise, it's it's usually quite dull.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a lot of exercise, a maths exercise or
Speaker 3: maths exercise.
Speaker 4: I have a sort of ADS plus three and then
Speaker 4: the doodle flip and then I'll wrote for that where
Speaker 4: I've got twenty percent.
Speaker 1: To do very very dull. If you play it like that, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: some people do.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of thing.
Speaker 1: It was back in the day I started playing.
Speaker 4: And there's a photograph evidency when it was when I
Speaker 4: was playing Warhammer fancy role play back in the nineties,
Speaker 4: and some of the people I played Dungeons and Dragons
Speaker 4: with now weren't even born then.
Speaker 1: It's terrifying.
Speaker 2: It is terrifying. I have in my day job. I
Speaker 2: hired people.
Speaker 3: And when I'm having conversations and the saying going what's
Speaker 3: your date of birth?
Speaker 2: And it starts with a two.
Speaker 1: They're not real people. They're not adults. They can't have jobs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, not how that works, unfortunately it is. So I
Speaker 3: have learned something very interesting today. I can't use a
Speaker 3: glug glue material together under tension. No, you have to
Speaker 3: press it without burning yourself.
Speaker 4: You have to go well, yeah, doude, I did say earlier,
Speaker 4: be careful.
Speaker 1: I was being careful. It failed as a carefulness I'm twinter,
Speaker 1: just it failed or you failed.
Speaker 4: Same things basically, Yes, thank you you very very much.
Speaker 4: The gallery have given me a idea, what an idea
Speaker 4: about what.
Speaker 1: It looks like.
Speaker 4: I really didn't pay attention to all of those natural
Speaker 4: history things.
Speaker 2: David Astbury's spinning his grave.
Speaker 1: But he's not dead yet, is he?
Speaker 2: He'll be dead soon?
Speaker 4: Well, by the time this goes out, he's probably carked bless.
Speaker 2: Him, might already be dead. Always told anyone, do you.
Speaker 4: Know what he's probably because a lot of its voiceover,
Speaker 4: and he's got that much material. I probably just edited
Speaker 4: it from previous series and he's been dead for twenty
Speaker 4: years already. Anyway, this is less being crafty and clever
Speaker 4: and more me just coloring in.
Speaker 1: Okay, but I'm giving it a go.
Speaker 6: Are you going to give your octopia name.
Speaker 1: Bernie?
Speaker 2: Because it keeps burning me?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yours has been quite successful.
Speaker 4: That that that takes me back to Fingermouse when I
Speaker 4: was a kid. I look, look, this is as far
Speaker 4: as it's going to go. Because you're not going to
Speaker 4: see the blowhole. It has no physical use in the
Speaker 4: whole thing. I'll just be cutting into my finger. But
Speaker 4: just is this animal cruelty? I was once considered Verrada
Speaker 4: considered I got a call.
Speaker 1: Back, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't get a call back after the callback. But
Speaker 4: I didn't get a call back.
Speaker 2: Did they thinking were the cleaner you missed a.
Speaker 1: Bit, You've missed a bit. Come back.
Speaker 2: We'd love to see you again because this flaws as.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm not too too dissatisfied for this, considering what
Speaker 4: I've got to work with. But here we have a
Speaker 4: bi a killer whale that's eaten too many pineapples. I
Speaker 4: bet it's come taste lovely.
Speaker 3: I think, I bet it's come taste lovely. I think
Speaker 3: it's an outro.
Speaker 4: And as I'm contractually obliged to say this, if you
Speaker 4: can't get any peen or any vagina.
Speaker 1: Or anything in between, be a crafty queen.
Speaker 2: You've just done that and you've got an erect nipple.
Speaker 2: Now you've turned yourself on.
Speaker 1: Both.
Speaker 2: Not cold, it's not cold. Everyone just saying it's quite
Speaker 2: warm up here.
Speaker 6: Okay, after So that's almost the end of the show.
Speaker 4: Just remember to join us on our social media at
Speaker 4: the cud TV.
Speaker 3: Thank you for watching and injuring see you soon Bye,
Speaker 3: Thanks pretty fun once again getting close nipple.
Speaker 2: She'll say it happened, h