WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:06.360 Ni, Welcome to Dear Nikki. My name is Nikki, and 2 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:10.919 if you've been here before, welcome back. And if you're 3 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:14.320 new to the show, this show is all about sex 4 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:18.039 and the fantasies that people have reading from emails directly 5 00:00:18.079 --> 00:00:22.160 and anonymously sent to me. Together, we explored the experiences 6 00:00:22.600 --> 00:00:26.640 of everyday people just like yourself. You never know who 7 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:29.239 I could be reading from. I could be reading from 8 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:33.520 a man who ran into his lover from college. He 9 00:00:33.560 --> 00:00:36.759 does say that he still folks really hard and fast, 10 00:00:37.000 --> 00:00:39.640 but it's gotten better with age. I could be reading 11 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:43.200 from a couple that went to Mexico on vacation. They 12 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:48.079 definitely took advantage of the many many room services trips, 13 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:52.079 very many and often. I could be reading from the 14 00:00:52.119 --> 00:00:56.240 woman down the street, you know, the one she secretly 15 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:58.640 likes to go to the store early in the morning 16 00:00:58.920 --> 00:01:03.039 or late at night and flash the single men or 17 00:01:03.280 --> 00:01:06.439 maybe when their wife's not looking. You just never ever know. 18 00:01:07.040 --> 00:01:09.920 And if you have any erotic confessions, fantasies, or really 19 00:01:09.959 --> 00:01:12.480 anything else, feel free to send them to Nikki at 20 00:01:12.640 --> 00:01:17.239 Nikky at deerdiki dot com or anonymously through the website 21 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:20.879 at Dearniki dot com under the confession's tab. Just remember, 22 00:01:20.920 --> 00:01:25.000 by submitting a question or really anything else, you certify 23 00:01:25.079 --> 00:01:27.519 the following are true. You are the sole creamer of 24 00:01:27.519 --> 00:01:30.879 the submission. You're eighteen years of age or older legally 25 00:01:30.920 --> 00:01:36.000 able to write smith erotic or pornographic material stories including bestiality, incest, 26 00:01:36.079 --> 00:01:40.040 incest fantasies. Under each role play, rape, sex, rape fantasies, 27 00:01:40.159 --> 00:01:43.879 or other non consensual content or racial slurs will not 28 00:01:43.959 --> 00:01:46.519 be aired. We reserve the right to change names or 29 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:51.480 other identifiable information, and you're releasing all rights to your creation. 30 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:55.599 So before I get to my short story of history, 31 00:01:55.920 --> 00:01:58.159 wanted us throw this out there by the way. When 32 00:01:58.200 --> 00:02:01.319 I'm gone to the UK from the fourteenth to the 33 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.079 twenty eighth, there will be no regular shows that week, 34 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:06.480 but there are still subscriber shows going to be out, 35 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:10.039 so don't forget. You could also always subscribe on Spotify, 36 00:02:10.080 --> 00:02:13.759 Apple or Patron. The links are in my link tree 37 00:02:13.759 --> 00:02:17.639 on I know they're on X I'm pretty sure they 38 00:02:17.680 --> 00:02:20.000 are on Insta. If you have any questions, just let 39 00:02:20.000 --> 00:02:21.639 me know, or you can even go to my website. 40 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:23.479 I believe it's there as well, so you can catch 41 00:02:23.479 --> 00:02:25.919 me there. So I'm taking two weeks off of regular shows. 42 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:31.199 Don't forget swingeth On and Fetfest is July eighteenth to 43 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.360 the twenty first. You can catch me there as well 44 00:02:33.639 --> 00:02:37.319 in the Lincolnshire UK. I hope to see everyone there 45 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:40.199 that can come. I can't wait to meet every single 46 00:02:40.280 --> 00:02:43.919 one of you. Okay, So did some digging and found 47 00:02:44.560 --> 00:02:47.680 this tidbit for this week. So during the Civil War, 48 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:52.879 there was a general called General Joseph or Fighting Joe 49 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:56.319 as they called them, Hooker, And I know you know 50 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:58.479 where this is gonna go, Hope. You know, yes, it 51 00:02:58.520 --> 00:03:01.479 does involve that, but that's not where Hookers came from. 52 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:04.680 So that's another story for a different day. And there's 53 00:03:04.680 --> 00:03:07.120 two stories. I'll be blessing you with this. One's kind 54 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:12.199 of comical, Okay. A Union general named Joseph Hooker was 55 00:03:12.439 --> 00:03:16.240 a very fascinating character from everything I read during the 56 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:19.479 American Civil War. He had a reputation of as a 57 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.240 hard drinker with a fawnness of parting with women and 58 00:03:22.319 --> 00:03:27.759 even around his military encampments. He was reportedly very popular 59 00:03:27.800 --> 00:03:30.360 with his men, but didn't crack a whip in terms 60 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:35.879 of discipline or military correctness. Apparently, he was very popular 61 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.159 with his men and they were just as frisky as 62 00:03:39.159 --> 00:03:43.039 he was. And because he was so popular and partied, 63 00:03:43.520 --> 00:03:48.560 bands of women prostitutes started following the brigade and you know, 64 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:50.800 kind of made them happy at all. They were called 65 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:55.319 the Hooker's Brigade or General Hookies, Hooker's Hooker's Army. They're 66 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:58.520 quoted in the article that I read to saying that 67 00:03:58.919 --> 00:04:02.400 they followed his battalion and help his men relax after 68 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:06.080 a hard day on the battlefield. So the term hooker, 69 00:04:06.120 --> 00:04:09.360 like I said, came about way before that. So that's 70 00:04:09.400 --> 00:04:14.159 not how the word hooker came out. But I find 71 00:04:14.199 --> 00:04:18.120 it quite interesting and kind of cheeky funny that he 72 00:04:18.279 --> 00:04:21.279 had these bands of women that would help the men 73 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:24.399 relax after a hard day's work on the field. So 74 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:27.519 I don't know necessarily if this is true. I really 75 00:04:27.600 --> 00:04:32.720 only read like an article from a Buzzkill professor Buzzkill 76 00:04:32.959 --> 00:04:35.319 and Wikipedia, so I only picked like one or two. 77 00:04:35.360 --> 00:04:37.399 I'm not doing this really hard, as you could see. 78 00:04:37.519 --> 00:04:40.199 It's just something little tidbits here or there. I'm sure 79 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:43.160 there's some historians of the Civil War that's going to 80 00:04:43.399 --> 00:04:46.480 really write in and again, this is for cheeky fun 81 00:04:47.120 --> 00:04:51.759 not for historical accuracy. So but I say that story 82 00:04:51.800 --> 00:04:54.639 to tell you this one. So when I was in 83 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.959 grade school, I lived in Oklahoma and in the fifth 84 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.399 grade we were we were told that we had to 85 00:05:02.439 --> 00:05:05.959 pick a city in the state that we had to 86 00:05:06.000 --> 00:05:08.759 ask for their history of Right, well, most of the 87 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:11.600 kids in my class were picking in the middle, like 88 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:15.480 clmb City, you know, those kind of things. And Tulsa 89 00:05:15.519 --> 00:05:18.199 was another big one, Bartlesville, those type. Well, nobody was 90 00:05:18.240 --> 00:05:22.920 picking the Panhandle. And I randomly and yes this is 91 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:26.360 a town picked Hooker. Had no idea what a Hooker was. 92 00:05:26.839 --> 00:05:30.800 But I proudly went home and was telling my dad 93 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.879 that I him and I were going to look this up. 94 00:05:33.959 --> 00:05:36.120 And I had to help me write this letter and 95 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.560 mail it off to Hooker, Oklahoma. And it didn't take 96 00:05:40.600 --> 00:05:43.240 me till later on a couple of years of a 97 00:05:43.319 --> 00:05:47.600 year or two later to figure out why my dad 98 00:05:47.600 --> 00:05:49.480 was a little red faced. So there you go. There's 99 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:53.519 my h story of how I made my dad helped 100 00:05:53.519 --> 00:05:57.319 me write a letter to Hooker, Oklahoma to get their history. 101 00:05:57.319 --> 00:06:00.279 And yes, I had to do a whole presentation in 102 00:06:00.360 --> 00:06:03.639 my class about Hooker, Oklahoma. I couldn't tell you what 103 00:06:03.639 --> 00:06:05.240 it was about to this day. I actually had to 104 00:06:05.240 --> 00:06:07.920 look it up, but has nothing to do with the 105 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:10.920 name Hooker or the term hooker. But apparently they do 106 00:06:11.040 --> 00:06:14.000 live up to the name. They cheeky make cheeky fun 107 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:16.079 of it. So it's if you want to read about 108 00:06:16.079 --> 00:06:18.680 the history of Hooker, Oklahoma, I advise you to go 109 00:06:18.720 --> 00:06:21.319 look it up. It's this tiny town down I never 110 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:24.720 went there, though, so go ahead look it up. You 111 00:06:24.759 --> 00:06:28.720 know what time it is. It's time to sit back, relax. 112 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:33.120 Let's have a whiskey with some filthy cherries, of course, 113 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:37.959 and explore some moronic fantasies from people just like you 114 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:42.120 and me. Dear Nikki, I'm sending you this in hopes 115 00:06:42.199 --> 00:06:45.319 you actually take listener emails and read them on your podcast. 116 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:48.360 I love hearing the stories you do read. I wanted 117 00:06:48.360 --> 00:06:51.439 to share an experience from several years back. My wife 118 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:54.360 Robin and I have experimented with swinging for a while. 119 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:58.680 Several bad parties and failed foursomes later, we've had eventually 120 00:06:58.680 --> 00:07:01.519 settled on a couple who were friends of ours. After 121 00:07:01.560 --> 00:07:04.279 about a year of all of us playing, the wife 122 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:06.720 decided she didn't want to any more, but she was 123 00:07:06.800 --> 00:07:10.160 okay with him joining us. The three of us eventually 124 00:07:10.160 --> 00:07:13.800 became two of them, with my wife, Robin and Jerry 125 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.720 playing together and me relegated to watching, and watching turned 126 00:07:17.759 --> 00:07:20.639 only to listening as i'd be blindfolded in the room. 127 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:24.079 Then me listening changed them into doing their own thing, 128 00:07:24.560 --> 00:07:26.800 with them playing in our basement while I sat upstairs 129 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:30.879 alone wondering what was going on. I'm not proud of it, 130 00:07:31.160 --> 00:07:33.600 but eventually I found my way to spy on them. 131 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:36.680 I'd wait till they went downstairs, and i'd sneak outside 132 00:07:36.720 --> 00:07:39.040 and stand on the ladder, and I hid by a 133 00:07:39.120 --> 00:07:42.639 hot tub. I watched through a high window. Nikki, let 134 00:07:42.680 --> 00:07:45.519 me tell you the sight of my wife, Robin being 135 00:07:45.639 --> 00:07:48.680 ravaged like that is still fuel for my fantasies the 136 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:51.920 years later. He was so good with his tongue and hands. 137 00:07:52.279 --> 00:07:54.879 I'd focused on things I couldn't see when I was 138 00:07:54.879 --> 00:07:56.959 with her, like the look in her eyes when he 139 00:07:57.040 --> 00:08:00.040 pushed fingers into her, or how her back arched and 140 00:08:00.120 --> 00:08:02.680 he licked her clip, and how her skin dimpled as 141 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:05.199 he bit her in her thighs. I'd watch how wet 142 00:08:05.240 --> 00:08:07.759 her pussy got when he would lick her ass. He 143 00:08:07.800 --> 00:08:11.199 was so masculine with her and not always gentle. He 144 00:08:11.279 --> 00:08:13.480 also had to besect me so he could fuck her 145 00:08:13.480 --> 00:08:16.160 with no protection and no fear. I watched them fuck 146 00:08:16.199 --> 00:08:19.279 in every position. I'd watch as she would suck on 147 00:08:19.360 --> 00:08:21.759 his long cock. He was definitely bigger than me, and 148 00:08:21.839 --> 00:08:24.319 I could tell she enjoyed every inch of him. I'd 149 00:08:24.360 --> 00:08:28.079 always watch as he came, usually inside her, sometimes on 150 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.160 her tits, and a few times in her ass. But 151 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:35.519 my favorite time, I watched them finish, and then she 152 00:08:35.600 --> 00:08:38.639 said something to him and they both laughed. I realized 153 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:41.519 I was outside too long and ran back up the 154 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:44.600 stairs inside and sat back on the couch to TV. 155 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:48.799 I barely got back in my place before Jerry came upstairs. Hey, 156 00:08:49.360 --> 00:08:51.759 Robin wants you down here for a minute. I followed 157 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:54.519 him down to my basement. Robin was naked on the couch, 158 00:08:54.559 --> 00:08:57.919 looking completely relaxed. She called me over to kiss her. 159 00:08:58.200 --> 00:09:01.159 I did, and look at her, her swollen breast, her 160 00:09:01.159 --> 00:09:05.080 puffy pussy, and hearing her out of breath. Take your 161 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:08.360 clothes off, she told me, not knowing exactly what to expect, 162 00:09:08.639 --> 00:09:11.720 I of course stripped. I felt awkward being naked with 163 00:09:11.799 --> 00:09:15.000 Jerry fully clothed, but I didn't think too much about it. 164 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.399 She told me to kneel, and when I did, she 165 00:09:18.519 --> 00:09:21.440 swung her legs over my shoulders and pulled my face 166 00:09:21.960 --> 00:09:25.879 to her slick, sticky, wet pussy. She pulled my face 167 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:28.120 into her and I began to eat her out. I 168 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:30.200 heard Jerry behind us as he led out a long 169 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:33.120 thug as he watched me clean his come out of 170 00:09:33.120 --> 00:09:36.120 her pussy. She moaned, deeply pulled my hair and tightly 171 00:09:36.159 --> 00:09:38.840 wrapped her legs around my shoulders. I didn't even care. 172 00:09:39.159 --> 00:09:41.039 I was so happy to be part of their play. 173 00:09:41.360 --> 00:09:43.600 I tasted that both of them got both of their 174 00:09:43.639 --> 00:09:45.879 comb all over my lips and nose. I was on 175 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:49.240 all fours, like a pathetic to pray fool, eating another 176 00:09:49.279 --> 00:09:52.240 man's cum from her pussy, and we were all loving it. 177 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:57.120 She eventually came hard against my face. She trembled and collapsed, 178 00:09:57.200 --> 00:09:59.919 leaving my shoulders to hold up her legs. She gazed 179 00:10:00.000 --> 00:10:03.000 down at me euphorically and thank me, and told me 180 00:10:03.039 --> 00:10:06.480 to thank Jerry and one of my greatest humiliations. I 181 00:10:06.480 --> 00:10:09.120 sat there, naked, face covered and come and thanked Jerry 182 00:10:09.120 --> 00:10:12.759 for his gift. Jerry was surprised as I was, and speechless. 183 00:10:13.120 --> 00:10:15.200 She ordered me to dress and go back up. They 184 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:18.240 spent another fifteen minutes or so down there alone before 185 00:10:18.279 --> 00:10:21.799 coming up. Robin and Jerry would get together several more times, 186 00:10:21.879 --> 00:10:25.240 including one amazing overnight at a hotel that I only 187 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:28.200 got a few details about, but I will never forget 188 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:32.000 the one night I got the experience both of them firsthand. 189 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:34.559 Robin and I have since moved to a new state, 190 00:10:34.879 --> 00:10:37.600 but I still get text from my buddy Jerry, occasionally 191 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:41.759 mentioning how fondly he remembers that night. I could only 192 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:47.000 shyly respond with me too, Mitchell, Hello, Mitchell, how are 193 00:10:47.000 --> 00:10:52.159 you this? You know, when I get messages or even 194 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.720 stories like this, it does take me back to a 195 00:10:54.759 --> 00:10:58.000 lot of the cucks I have talked to, and yours 196 00:10:58.639 --> 00:11:01.240 blends with the many that I have talked about that 197 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:04.559 where you know, you would be upstairs and it'd be 198 00:11:04.639 --> 00:11:06.799 kind of like a said unsaid thing. That takes me 199 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.519 back to the one gentleman that would call me, and 200 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:12.919 it's after the agreement was she would just go. But 201 00:11:12.960 --> 00:11:15.840 it also takes me back to another gentleman who you know, 202 00:11:15.879 --> 00:11:18.919 he said in his small penis, and he liked the 203 00:11:18.960 --> 00:11:22.440 fact that you know, you didn't beg, but he liked 204 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:24.399 to beg please stay home, please, but he wanted to 205 00:11:24.559 --> 00:11:26.799 prap her and get her ready and and send her 206 00:11:26.840 --> 00:11:28.840 off on a date. And she'd come home and you know, 207 00:11:28.960 --> 00:11:31.120 she was hoping he would. She would be fucked by 208 00:11:31.279 --> 00:11:35.799 several ravage by several several men, and I think the 209 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:37.840 one time in the fantasy got up to seven men 210 00:11:37.879 --> 00:11:40.960 and then come home, you know, uh, walking of shame 211 00:11:41.080 --> 00:11:45.519 and covered you know, in their come and then there 212 00:11:45.600 --> 00:11:48.720 was a couple of others just like yours. So it's 213 00:11:48.759 --> 00:11:53.360 always fond memories that it takes me back to. There's 214 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:56.600 some men that will be open that they're a cock, 215 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:59.320 and there's some men that don't. And I think it's 216 00:11:59.360 --> 00:12:02.000 a loose term. You either not that you are you 217 00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:05.759 aren't because as any sexual term and I hate using 218 00:12:05.840 --> 00:12:08.360 term or boxes here we all know that. But it's 219 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:14.000 a big rainbow. Our sexual fantasies tend to blend into another, 220 00:12:14.039 --> 00:12:16.159 so they really don't fit in this box or that box. 221 00:12:16.200 --> 00:12:17.840 And I'll never forget. I was part of a chat 222 00:12:17.879 --> 00:12:22.519 once and there was this guy that he didn't know 223 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:26.879 let he was like us, just self, you know, sexplorida, right, 224 00:12:27.200 --> 00:12:31.120 So he did not like when somebody said, oh you 225 00:12:31.200 --> 00:12:33.240 fit here, oh you fit there, and he's like, no, 226 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:35.720 let me let me feel this out. I might like 227 00:12:35.759 --> 00:12:38.279 that today and I may not tomorrow. You know, let's 228 00:12:38.519 --> 00:12:40.799 let's go for here. What I want to know, Mitchell, 229 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:44.080 now that I have read your letter, have you guys 230 00:12:44.120 --> 00:12:47.120 explored again like that? Have you found another couple or 231 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:52.879 another person you can hook up or be in a 232 00:12:52.879 --> 00:12:55.799 agreeable term, whatever you want to call it. That's what 233 00:12:55.840 --> 00:12:57.399 I'd like to know, and I hope so, I hope 234 00:12:57.399 --> 00:13:00.840 you guys are exploring still somehow? You know, in building 235 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:05.399 that bridge? What would you do? Would you if your 236 00:13:05.480 --> 00:13:12.879 partner was exploring and you were relegated to upstairs downstairs 237 00:13:12.879 --> 00:13:15.600 and that was your thing? It can play on the nerves. 238 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:17.799 I get that. I don't know if I could do it. 239 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:20.519 I would like to be in the room at least 240 00:13:20.519 --> 00:13:25.080 to watch if that was agreeable. There's something sexy about that, 241 00:13:25.840 --> 00:13:28.279 but I get once you get to a certain level 242 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:33.200 of trust of having that removed in not knowing. I 243 00:13:33.240 --> 00:13:35.240 don't know if i'd masturbate to it, though, I'd kind 244 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:38.720 of be pasy. But that's me because I've not reached 245 00:13:38.720 --> 00:13:42.600 that level yet, not had that yet, So that's very 246 00:13:42.639 --> 00:13:46.039 interesting to me. If you have, how do you get 247 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:48.639 over it? What's the steps you take that? Do you 248 00:13:48.720 --> 00:13:52.519 masturbate or are you like him and go sneak a 249 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:56.120 peek or even hide a recording tape in the room 250 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:59.480 and listen to it later. That is I thought I'd 251 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:03.879 like to know about up Dear Nikki. Erotic massages are 252 00:14:03.919 --> 00:14:06.960 a thing. About a year ago I discovered the most 253 00:14:07.000 --> 00:14:10.679 of the massages spas around the city in various shopping centers, 254 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:15.080 typically offer an additional service, and nearly a dozen visits, 255 00:14:15.120 --> 00:14:19.080 I've received incredible massages from an Asian milf at the 256 00:14:19.279 --> 00:14:21.720 end with my cock in her hands or mouth, my 257 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:26.159 com exploding with total relaxation. On one occasion, a girl 258 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:29.120 in her thirties made me come while tickling my prostate 259 00:14:29.159 --> 00:14:33.759 with her fingers. More recently, I switched positions with the masseuse. 260 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:36.360 She was jerking me off while I was playing with 261 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:39.679 her ass and tits, and I offered her a massage, 262 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:42.600 asking her to lie down on the table. I massaged 263 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:46.360 her shoulders, her back, her hands and then her legs 264 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:49.720 over her leggings and started rubbing her pussy and soon 265 00:14:49.799 --> 00:14:52.720 felt it getting wet. She started moaning and looking for 266 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:55.200 my dick to jerk off while my fingers gave her 267 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:59.240 a very shaky orgasm. She made me come all over 268 00:14:59.279 --> 00:15:03.320 her back legs. I think I stayed her lingags anyway. 269 00:15:03.519 --> 00:15:06.559 Erotic massages have been a lifelong fantasy and it's very 270 00:15:06.559 --> 00:15:09.519 exciting to be able to experience it easily. It's not 271 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:12.399 the cheapest thing, but I'm really looking forward to visiting 272 00:15:12.399 --> 00:15:17.120 my favorite spot again in a few days. Jake, I 273 00:15:17.120 --> 00:15:20.200 have never been to an erotic massage, and if you 274 00:15:20.320 --> 00:15:22.960 go back, they apparently do offer them for the women, 275 00:15:23.080 --> 00:15:26.960 but I have never partake in in it. I have 276 00:15:27.159 --> 00:15:30.919 had massages they tend to put me asleep because I'm 277 00:15:30.960 --> 00:15:33.360 so relaxed by the time i get done, but I've 278 00:15:33.399 --> 00:15:36.759 never had one give me the happy ending. And yes 279 00:15:36.799 --> 00:15:40.039 I would that it sounds kind of you know, because 280 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:41.960 I mean you do when she Sometimes you get relaxed, 281 00:15:42.000 --> 00:15:44.840 you get really really turned on, and there's just something 282 00:15:44.840 --> 00:15:47.840 about hands colliding on your body, you know, even if 283 00:15:47.879 --> 00:15:51.240 it's you know, someone you don't know, because your mind 284 00:15:51.240 --> 00:15:55.360 could go to anyone in anywhere you wanted to go. 285 00:15:55.840 --> 00:15:59.639 If you were offered a happy ending service, would you 286 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:02.960 take it. Have you ever asked a mass SEUs to 287 00:16:03.039 --> 00:16:05.759 give you a happy ending? No? I have not. I 288 00:16:05.799 --> 00:16:08.440 don't think I've ever been tempted. It's been a quite 289 00:16:08.480 --> 00:16:10.919 a while since I've had a massage. I may have 290 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:14.480 to cok it one soon and then report back, maybe 291 00:16:14.519 --> 00:16:16.480 while I'm in the UK. Any of any will to 292 00:16:16.519 --> 00:16:20.200 give massage? DEARNICKI, I wanted to tell you at length 293 00:16:20.360 --> 00:16:23.720 one of my favorite sexual adventures recent years. I became 294 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:26.679 friends with benefits with one of my female friends during 295 00:16:26.679 --> 00:16:30.600 the pandemic pre vaccine during the quarantine era, we decided 296 00:16:30.639 --> 00:16:34.720 to form a friends with Benefits COVID bubble so we 297 00:16:34.759 --> 00:16:37.639 could have a friend to regularly hang out with but 298 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:42.039 also have no strings attached, safe but condomless friendly sex. 299 00:16:42.399 --> 00:16:45.519 It started because we were very sexually open, close friends 300 00:16:45.639 --> 00:16:48.759 who were both extremely horny due to the quarantining, and 301 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:52.159 it felt like a great way out of our sexual frustrations. 302 00:16:52.360 --> 00:16:54.399 But then it actually turned into one of the most 303 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:57.679 sex filled times in my whole life, as we fucked 304 00:16:58.039 --> 00:17:01.480 a lot, and anything we could do between the two 305 00:17:01.519 --> 00:17:03.919 of us we made sure to check off the list. 306 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:07.599 We were in our thirties in late twenties, her curvy 307 00:17:07.759 --> 00:17:12.599 red head with long hair, freckles, glasses, fantastic big tits, 308 00:17:12.920 --> 00:17:16.119 and have very sexy thick thighs with a tran ginger 309 00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:19.880 bush in between. Me tall and skinny with kind of 310 00:17:19.920 --> 00:17:22.880 a twinkish physique. As the covid era went on and 311 00:17:22.920 --> 00:17:25.839 we kept talking about what other kinds of sexual experiences 312 00:17:25.880 --> 00:17:28.880 we wanted to have, the topic turned to my bisexuality 313 00:17:29.079 --> 00:17:32.559 and how while I had sex with women and with men, 314 00:17:32.839 --> 00:17:35.839 the one big thing on my sexual bucket list that 315 00:17:35.920 --> 00:17:38.359 I have never gotten a chance to do, which as 316 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.519 I've always fantasized about and wanted to watch plenty of 317 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:46.799 porn about it, is to have a proper bisexual MFM threesome. 318 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:49.240 The topic came up when we were both naked on 319 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:52.960 my couch talking about the sexual wish list experiences as 320 00:17:53.039 --> 00:17:56.680 foreplay hands on each other's genitals. She was really into 321 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:59.079 the idea and loved the idea of playing with two 322 00:17:59.119 --> 00:18:01.920 guys who would also play with each other. We started 323 00:18:01.920 --> 00:18:05.119 talking in graphic detail about what we would want to 324 00:18:05.200 --> 00:18:07.599 have happen, all of us going down on each other, 325 00:18:07.880 --> 00:18:11.680 double blow jobs, her fucking a guy who was simultaneously 326 00:18:11.720 --> 00:18:14.599 getting fucked, her getting cream pie by both of us. 327 00:18:14.920 --> 00:18:18.680 The discussion and her enthusiastic hand job during it got 328 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:21.160 a bit carried away, and I wound up shooting my 329 00:18:21.240 --> 00:18:24.720 load all over her and the couch. The next question 330 00:18:25.039 --> 00:18:27.480 was who would be in the ideal guy to round 331 00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:30.119 out the threesome. I thought I knew just the one. 332 00:18:30.240 --> 00:18:32.559 He and I had fooled around a few times in college, 333 00:18:32.799 --> 00:18:35.200 although for the most part we were just friends, and 334 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:38.519 a couple times when we fooled around, we fantasized about 335 00:18:38.559 --> 00:18:40.359 what it would have been like if he and I 336 00:18:40.680 --> 00:18:43.359 could have a threesome with my girlfriend in college. He 337 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:47.160 was a hot guy, fit build, redhead with a nicely 338 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:50.200 trimmed beard, a very nice cock, and when I showed 339 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:53.440 my Friends with Benefits a photo of him, she agreed 340 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:55.920 he would be a good one to ask. I reached 341 00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:57.759 out to him and we chatted a bit about it, 342 00:18:57.880 --> 00:19:01.000 which led to some exchanging nudes and some sexting between 343 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:03.599 the three of us. He thought My Friends with Benefits 344 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:06.880 was very hot. It was definitely interested. He lived about 345 00:19:06.880 --> 00:19:09.880 an hour away, so logistically it was easy to set up. 346 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:13.039 The trickiest thing was the COVID element of planning for 347 00:19:13.160 --> 00:19:15.759 all of us to quarantine for a couple of weeks 348 00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:18.359 so we could get together with confidence that we weren't 349 00:19:18.400 --> 00:19:21.039 going to give each other COVID. We set the date 350 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:24.240 for two Saturdays. From then, those two weeks had really 351 00:19:24.279 --> 00:19:28.519 built up anticipation, lots of three way sexting, exchanging photos, 352 00:19:28.720 --> 00:19:30.640 talk of what we wanted to do to each other. 353 00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:32.880 And when the day came and he was coming over 354 00:19:32.920 --> 00:19:35.880 to my place, my friends with benefits decided to break 355 00:19:35.960 --> 00:19:38.599 the ice by waiting for him naked. I opened the 356 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:40.680 door to let him in, and as soon as the 357 00:19:40.720 --> 00:19:43.799 door was shut, she walked into the room fully nude. 358 00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:46.400 He was stunned looking at her body, and I could 359 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:49.319 see his cock starting to twitch in the jim shorts 360 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:52.319 he had worn it was on. She beckoned him over 361 00:19:52.400 --> 00:19:55.640 with a kisser and they immediately started making out deeply 362 00:19:55.880 --> 00:19:58.960 and pulled her close, while his other hand immediately found 363 00:19:58.960 --> 00:20:01.279 its way to our breast. I approached the two of 364 00:20:01.319 --> 00:20:03.839 them and likewise put an arm around her. She was 365 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.960 turned and started making out with me also, and then 366 00:20:07.119 --> 00:20:09.960 I turned and spayed out with him, putting my arm 367 00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:13.079 around him to complete the triangle. Should we get naked 368 00:20:13.200 --> 00:20:16.079 and join her? I asked, taking our clothes off as 369 00:20:16.119 --> 00:20:18.680 fast as possible, was the only reply. He and I 370 00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:22.319 were both already throbbing hard. Resumed the making out, this 371 00:20:22.440 --> 00:20:26.400 time taking We resumed the making out, this time all 372 00:20:26.440 --> 00:20:29.160 of our hands exploring each other's gentles, and he and 373 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:31.759 I stroked each other and fingered her, and she stroke 374 00:20:31.839 --> 00:20:34.680 both of us. She was dripping wet as we were 375 00:20:34.839 --> 00:20:37.559 incredibly hard. She got down on her knees and started 376 00:20:37.559 --> 00:20:40.440 taking turns giving each of us blow jobs while he 377 00:20:40.519 --> 00:20:43.400 and I alternated between making out and just watching her 378 00:20:43.400 --> 00:20:47.240 incredible skills at work. She angled us closer together, rubbed 379 00:20:47.240 --> 00:20:49.839 the heads of our cocks together, and then put us 380 00:20:50.119 --> 00:20:52.920 both in her mouth at the same time. The double 381 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:56.200 blow job continued until he said he needed a break. 382 00:20:56.440 --> 00:20:59.279 He hadn't had sex with anyone since before the pandemic, 383 00:20:59.480 --> 00:21:03.039 and he was very, very sensitive. We took the opportunity 384 00:21:03.079 --> 00:21:05.279 to head to the bedroom, where the three of us 385 00:21:05.319 --> 00:21:07.799 lay down on the bed and my friends with Benefits 386 00:21:07.799 --> 00:21:09.960 and I started to fuck while he lay next to 387 00:21:10.039 --> 00:21:12.680 us and watched. Eventually he was ready to join back 388 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:15.279 in and knelt by her face and offered his cock 389 00:21:15.319 --> 00:21:17.880 for her to suck. She turned and began sucking him 390 00:21:17.880 --> 00:21:20.720 while I continued to fuck her. He played with her tits, 391 00:21:20.759 --> 00:21:22.759 and I leaned towards him, and the two of us 392 00:21:22.799 --> 00:21:24.720 made out, and then I looked down at his cock 393 00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:26.839 in her mouth and told him that I had to 394 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:29.039 taste it too. I laid down on top of my 395 00:21:29.039 --> 00:21:32.039 friends with medeveds and missionary and got my mouth right 396 00:21:32.079 --> 00:21:35.279 above hers and used one hand to guide his cock 397 00:21:35.440 --> 00:21:38.599 out of her mouth and into mine, still fucking her 398 00:21:38.720 --> 00:21:41.519 all the while. Then she reached her mouth towards mine 399 00:21:41.640 --> 00:21:44.720 and started kissing and licking his shaft while his head 400 00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:46.680 was in my mouth. I took him out of my 401 00:21:46.759 --> 00:21:49.359