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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with let youa tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w j r R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Floa of man, fload of man's flowing up. Man got

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<v Speaker 3>to be a flooring man. He's got to be a

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<v Speaker 3>flying man.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Everybody say hello to Hassan Rakin. He's forty

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<v Speaker 2>six years old, Miami Dane represent babies or real.

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<v Speaker 4>Five Uh huh. It ain't just to say it's also

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<v Speaker 4>zip code Hassan area code saying I'm not really what

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<v Speaker 4>a Hassanda has.

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<v Speaker 2>Hassan, while sporting his Good Vibes Only T shirt, jumped

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<v Speaker 2>in and carjacked in Amazon delivery truck. This is Miami Beach.

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<v Speaker 2>He ended up in Edgewater. Once apprehended and posing for

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<v Speaker 2>his mugshot in his Good Vibes Only T shirt, it

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<v Speaker 2>became apparent that he also was sporting a sunflower chest tattoo.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hold on, this is a lot to take. It's

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<v Speaker 4>all on our Facebook page if you need visuals, swell.

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<v Speaker 4>First off, he stole, hijacked, carjacked whatever the Amazon delivery

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<v Speaker 4>trump during the holidays, which means it's loaded to the

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<v Speaker 4>bear with presents. Sure, and he drove it from South Florida,

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<v Speaker 4>made it all the way to Edgewater.

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<v Speaker 2>So it says Miami shorts Edgewater.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. I mean that's that's right around a new smurt

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<v Speaker 4>of beach. That's a that's a hole.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you. Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 4>This guy j r r Facebook page Good Vibes Man,

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<v Speaker 4>good vibes only good vibes. And he's got them baggy

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<v Speaker 4>eyes like I do. I think his or from being

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<v Speaker 4>a little a little tired and and just feeling disappointed himself.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh what nice tattoo. Let's head north to Wisconsin. Oh,

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<v Speaker 4>we're not leaving him yet, dude, he's got a good vibes.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we will. What more can be said? I mean.

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<v Speaker 4>Good vibes only T shirt and a sunflower tattoo chest tattoo. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>it's coming out of the T shirt right above. Good

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<v Speaker 4>Vibes only.

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<v Speaker 2>Wisconsin outside of a local VFW post there they police

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<v Speaker 2>have finally found and arrested the semi driver responsible for

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<v Speaker 2>a hit and run with an airplane, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>old airplane. It's outside some of the VFW posts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Semi ran into one of those and then just a

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<v Speaker 2>hauled ass.

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<v Speaker 5>It flipped it, it spun it, you know, fifteen feet

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<v Speaker 5>to the south. We have to have the appropriate people

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<v Speaker 5>come out that know how to fix this. You have

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<v Speaker 5>to find the part. When I talked to the Air

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<v Speaker 5>Force Society today, I mean, there's no parts sitting on

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<v Speaker 5>the shelf waiting just to go on what we have

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<v Speaker 5>sitting here. So unfortunately, it's not going to be an

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<v Speaker 5>easy project to memorialize an old air Force plane on

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<v Speaker 5>our property.

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<v Speaker 2>Either of those your old buddies from from Earl with

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<v Speaker 2>the wood.

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<v Speaker 4>I can think I heard Earl back there.

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the other one that you ran with? Wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>there one other guy you've mentioned.

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<v Speaker 4>From Yeah, there's a few different ones. I don't want

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<v Speaker 4>to offend any if I don't name them. There's several

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<v Speaker 4>that hang out of the vfdub together. So the semi

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<v Speaker 4>hit the thing and then it just kept going. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>police tracked the guy down and arrested them. Okay, good

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<v Speaker 4>because I was one with that video or not?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I guess they did and used it or eyewitnessed

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<v Speaker 2>accounts to track down the over the road trucker taking

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<v Speaker 2>out the airplane in front of the VFW post.

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<v Speaker 4>God, I have so many things in common with this

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<v Speaker 4>whole story. I hang out of the VFW with my

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<v Speaker 4>my you know, my veteran war buddies and over the

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<v Speaker 4>road truck and yeah, and I mean it loosely knit

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<v Speaker 4>and but it's a stretch. But he hit a plane

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<v Speaker 4>and I was a chopper pilot ten percent chopper, ten

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<v Speaker 4>percent over the road trucker and world world's literally colliding here. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>just like the truck and the plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, uh, well, obviously we're into what's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be a very very busy travel couple of weeks here

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<v Speaker 2>with the holidays upon us. That's always is UH is

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<v Speaker 2>always fun. Some stories starting to emerge already, including this

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<v Speaker 2>account of a guy who demanded a pre boarding UH

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<v Speaker 2>clearance because he had a knee injury. Okay, he was

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<v Speaker 2>faking like he had a knee entry so he could

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<v Speaker 2>get on the plane before everybody else.

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<v Speaker 4>He did the wheelchair through the airport, got through it,

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<v Speaker 4>got front of the line. Yeah, no, no wheelchair. Just

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<v Speaker 4>said he needed to you know, hobble on first. I've

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<v Speaker 4>done both, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Then became apparent he was full of us when he

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<v Speaker 2>hobbled into his extra leg room the emergency aisle seat,

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<v Speaker 2>which they he was quickly informed, Hello, there, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not allowed to sit here if you're not physically

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<v Speaker 2>able to perform the duties of an emergency aisle traveler.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was probably ushered back to his seat that

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<v Speaker 2>he was supposed to be sitting in in the center

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<v Speaker 2>seat in the back row of the plane.

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<v Speaker 4>Awesome, that's called retribution right there. Sorry, Bud, I have

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<v Speaker 4>have you have you ever faked like knee or your

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<v Speaker 4>leg injury or that knock on one.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to ask this. I knew you would

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<v Speaker 2>probably go there, and we've I think we might have

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<v Speaker 2>touched on this before. And you see this a lot

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<v Speaker 2>at the theme parks, I think theme parks. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>slap somebody in the wheelchair and they and their entire party,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, go to the front and get on every

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<v Speaker 2>ride first.

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<v Speaker 4>But they're keen to that. We did that as kids.

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<v Speaker 4>So think I'm older now, obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>Much more mature and worldly.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, but this was so how many years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that?

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<v Speaker 4>It was over thirty plus years ago? So fast forward

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<v Speaker 4>to now. I did it two rock bells ago, I

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<v Speaker 4>mean sorry, two concert two years ago in a concert

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<v Speaker 4>I faked a leg injury and I did the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 4>Pat I got a ride from right outside the gate

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<v Speaker 4>all the way to the car. Not for myself, but

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<v Speaker 4>we had we had a female with us who had

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<v Speaker 4>a leg rash from wearing two two tight jeans, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I said, I'm gonna get up to ride, and

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<v Speaker 4>I did the leg thing, and I said knock on

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<v Speaker 4>woo because I don't want karma bite me in the butt.

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<v Speaker 4>But it really helped her out and she was thankful,

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<v Speaker 4>and oh shoes, I did it last year too. Man anyway, but.

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<v Speaker 2>The truth shall set you free.

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<v Speaker 4>And I honestly was on crutches one time with a

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<v Speaker 4>knee injury in the airport and that got me to

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<v Speaker 4>the front of the plane. But I was truly injured.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember it was the time that I had the I

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<v Speaker 4>had a Baker SYSP.

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<v Speaker 2>That's fine, it's valid. You can't retroactively use that though

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<v Speaker 2>present day that type of gimmick.

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<v Speaker 4>No, yeah, I can, and you did no. But that

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<v Speaker 4>time it was legit. Remember that was the one where

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to the wedding and I had to

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<v Speaker 4>rush to the emergency room because I thought it was

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<v Speaker 4>a blood clot to see if I could fly. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>my life's crazy. And then they said, it's not a

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<v Speaker 4>blood clot, Bob, You're good to fly. Here, take this

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<v Speaker 4>medicine because you burst. My entire leg was like the

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<v Speaker 4>size of nelephant. So turns out the meds in the game.

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<v Speaker 4>It gave me really bad, you know that. And I

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<v Speaker 4>sat in the bathroom the entire reception at the Berkshires

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<v Speaker 4>or whatever that had the one one stall bathroom, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Bet the other wedding guests were thrilled I had to

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<v Speaker 2>use the.

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<v Speaker 4>Bathroom, especially when my wife's ankle, that's her trans uncle.

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<v Speaker 2>It was going, Bob, are you all right in there?

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<v Speaker 2>You still have diarrhea, And I'm going.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, Devin, keep it down anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>And finally, additional visuals for you, we've posted on a

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<v Speaker 2>Lynchintaggo blog at w j R dot com Chaos inside

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<v Speaker 2>Chicago's O'Hare Airport when several individuals became combatants in a

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<v Speaker 2>fight that broke out in one of the concourses there,

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<v Speaker 2>and the caution wet floor signs were being wielded as

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<v Speaker 2>the main forms of weaponry, like wwe yeah, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and we have that perpetual caution wet floor sign in

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<v Speaker 2>the fourth floor bathroom here.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm in charge of moving it every day.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked at that thing after I knew I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to bring this story, and I'm like, you could

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<v Speaker 2>oh that thing? Hey, you square over the head and

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<v Speaker 2>take a look at the video. You'll see you have

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<v Speaker 2>three or four dudes all.

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<v Speaker 4>Just if we got in a bathroom fight with another

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<v Speaker 4>morning show we'd kill him. You hit them with that

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<v Speaker 4>and I poke them in the eye with the backside

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<v Speaker 4>of the plunger, and then I give them the plunger

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<v Speaker 4>on the face. Do they get pink eye?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have a plunger? You better believe right now.

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