Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with let youa tako one on
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Speaker 2: But your freaking idiots, here we go.
Speaker 3: Floa of man, fload of man's flowing up. Man got
Speaker 3: to be a flooring man. He's got to be a
Speaker 3: flying man.
Speaker 2: All right, Everybody say hello to Hassan Rakin. He's forty
Speaker 2: six years old, Miami Dane represent babies or real.
Speaker 4: Five Uh huh. It ain't just to say it's also
Speaker 4: zip code Hassan area code saying I'm not really what
Speaker 4: a Hassanda has.
Speaker 2: Hassan, while sporting his Good Vibes Only T shirt, jumped
Speaker 2: in and carjacked in Amazon delivery truck. This is Miami Beach.
Speaker 2: He ended up in Edgewater. Once apprehended and posing for
Speaker 2: his mugshot in his Good Vibes Only T shirt, it
Speaker 2: became apparent that he also was sporting a sunflower chest tattoo.
Speaker 4: Okay, hold on, this is a lot to take. It's
Speaker 4: all on our Facebook page if you need visuals, swell.
Speaker 4: First off, he stole, hijacked, carjacked whatever the Amazon delivery
Speaker 4: trump during the holidays, which means it's loaded to the
Speaker 4: bear with presents. Sure, and he drove it from South Florida,
Speaker 4: made it all the way to Edgewater.
Speaker 2: So it says Miami shorts Edgewater.
Speaker 4: Wow. I mean that's that's right around a new smurt
Speaker 4: of beach. That's a that's a hole.
Speaker 2: Look at you. Oh my god.
Speaker 4: This guy j r r Facebook page Good Vibes Man,
Speaker 4: good vibes only good vibes. And he's got them baggy
Speaker 4: eyes like I do. I think his or from being
Speaker 4: a little a little tired and and just feeling disappointed himself.
Speaker 4: Oh what nice tattoo. Let's head north to Wisconsin. Oh,
Speaker 4: we're not leaving him yet, dude, he's got a good vibes.
Speaker 2: Okay, we will. What more can be said? I mean.
Speaker 4: Good vibes only T shirt and a sunflower tattoo chest tattoo. Yes,
Speaker 4: it's coming out of the T shirt right above. Good
Speaker 4: Vibes only.
Speaker 2: Wisconsin outside of a local VFW post there they police
Speaker 2: have finally found and arrested the semi driver responsible for
Speaker 2: a hit and run with an airplane, you know, the
Speaker 2: old airplane. It's outside some of the VFW posts. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Semi ran into one of those and then just a
Speaker 2: hauled ass.
Speaker 5: It flipped it, it spun it, you know, fifteen feet
Speaker 5: to the south. We have to have the appropriate people
Speaker 5: come out that know how to fix this. You have
Speaker 5: to find the part. When I talked to the Air
Speaker 5: Force Society today, I mean, there's no parts sitting on
Speaker 5: the shelf waiting just to go on what we have
Speaker 5: sitting here. So unfortunately, it's not going to be an
Speaker 5: easy project to memorialize an old air Force plane on
Speaker 5: our property.
Speaker 2: Either of those your old buddies from from Earl with
Speaker 2: the wood.
Speaker 4: I can think I heard Earl back there.
Speaker 2: Who was the other one that you ran with? Wasn't
Speaker 2: there one other guy you've mentioned.
Speaker 4: From Yeah, there's a few different ones. I don't want
Speaker 4: to offend any if I don't name them. There's several
Speaker 4: that hang out of the vfdub together. So the semi
Speaker 4: hit the thing and then it just kept going. Yeah,
Speaker 4: police tracked the guy down and arrested them. Okay, good
Speaker 4: because I was one with that video or not?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess they did and used it or eyewitnessed
Speaker 2: accounts to track down the over the road trucker taking
Speaker 2: out the airplane in front of the VFW post.
Speaker 4: God, I have so many things in common with this
Speaker 4: whole story. I hang out of the VFW with my
Speaker 4: my you know, my veteran war buddies and over the
Speaker 4: road truck and yeah, and I mean it loosely knit
Speaker 4: and but it's a stretch. But he hit a plane
Speaker 4: and I was a chopper pilot ten percent chopper, ten
Speaker 4: percent over the road trucker and world world's literally colliding here. Yeah,
Speaker 4: just like the truck and the plane.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, uh, well, obviously we're into what's going to
Speaker 2: be a very very busy travel couple of weeks here
Speaker 2: with the holidays upon us. That's always is UH is
Speaker 2: always fun. Some stories starting to emerge already, including this
Speaker 2: account of a guy who demanded a pre boarding UH
Speaker 2: clearance because he had a knee injury. Okay, he was
Speaker 2: faking like he had a knee entry so he could
Speaker 2: get on the plane before everybody else.
Speaker 4: He did the wheelchair through the airport, got through it,
Speaker 4: got front of the line. Yeah, no, no wheelchair. Just
Speaker 4: said he needed to you know, hobble on first. I've
Speaker 4: done both, which.
Speaker 2: Then became apparent he was full of us when he
Speaker 2: hobbled into his extra leg room the emergency aisle seat,
Speaker 2: which they he was quickly informed, Hello, there, you know,
Speaker 2: you're not allowed to sit here if you're not physically
Speaker 2: able to perform the duties of an emergency aisle traveler.
Speaker 2: And he was probably ushered back to his seat that
Speaker 2: he was supposed to be sitting in in the center
Speaker 2: seat in the back row of the plane.
Speaker 4: Awesome, that's called retribution right there. Sorry, Bud, I have
Speaker 4: have you have you ever faked like knee or your
Speaker 4: leg injury or that knock on one.
Speaker 2: I was going to ask this. I knew you would
Speaker 2: probably go there, and we've I think we might have
Speaker 2: touched on this before. And you see this a lot
Speaker 2: at the theme parks, I think theme parks. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: slap somebody in the wheelchair and they and their entire party,
Speaker 2: you know, go to the front and get on every
Speaker 2: ride first.
Speaker 4: But they're keen to that. We did that as kids.
Speaker 4: So think I'm older now, obviously.
Speaker 2: Much more mature and worldly.
Speaker 4: Yes, but this was so how many years ago?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 4: It was over thirty plus years ago? So fast forward
Speaker 4: to now. I did it two rock bells ago, I
Speaker 4: mean sorry, two concert two years ago in a concert
Speaker 4: I faked a leg injury and I did the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Pat I got a ride from right outside the gate
Speaker 4: all the way to the car. Not for myself, but
Speaker 4: we had we had a female with us who had
Speaker 4: a leg rash from wearing two two tight jeans, and
Speaker 4: so I said, I'm gonna get up to ride, and
Speaker 4: I did the leg thing, and I said knock on
Speaker 4: woo because I don't want karma bite me in the butt.
Speaker 4: But it really helped her out and she was thankful,
Speaker 4: and oh shoes, I did it last year too. Man anyway, but.
Speaker 2: The truth shall set you free.
Speaker 4: And I honestly was on crutches one time with a
Speaker 4: knee injury in the airport and that got me to
Speaker 4: the front of the plane. But I was truly injured.
Speaker 4: Remember it was the time that I had the I
Speaker 4: had a Baker SYSP.
Speaker 2: That's fine, it's valid. You can't retroactively use that though
Speaker 2: present day that type of gimmick.
Speaker 4: No, yeah, I can, and you did no. But that
Speaker 4: time it was legit. Remember that was the one where
Speaker 4: I was going to the wedding and I had to
Speaker 4: rush to the emergency room because I thought it was
Speaker 4: a blood clot to see if I could fly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: my life's crazy. And then they said, it's not a
Speaker 4: blood clot, Bob, You're good to fly. Here, take this
Speaker 4: medicine because you burst. My entire leg was like the
Speaker 4: size of nelephant. So turns out the meds in the game.
Speaker 4: It gave me really bad, you know that. And I
Speaker 4: sat in the bathroom the entire reception at the Berkshires
Speaker 4: or whatever that had the one one stall bathroom, and I.
Speaker 2: Bet the other wedding guests were thrilled I had to
Speaker 2: use the.
Speaker 4: Bathroom, especially when my wife's ankle, that's her trans uncle.
Speaker 2: It was going, Bob, are you all right in there?
Speaker 2: You still have diarrhea, And I'm going.
Speaker 4: Hey, Devin, keep it down anyway.
Speaker 2: And finally, additional visuals for you, we've posted on a
Speaker 2: Lynchintaggo blog at w j R dot com Chaos inside
Speaker 2: Chicago's O'Hare Airport when several individuals became combatants in a
Speaker 2: fight that broke out in one of the concourses there,
Speaker 2: and the caution wet floor signs were being wielded as
Speaker 2: the main forms of weaponry, like wwe yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: and we have that perpetual caution wet floor sign in
Speaker 2: the fourth floor bathroom here.
Speaker 4: I'm in charge of moving it every day.
Speaker 2: I looked at that thing after I knew I was
Speaker 2: going to bring this story, and I'm like, you could
Speaker 2: oh that thing? Hey, you square over the head and
Speaker 2: take a look at the video. You'll see you have
Speaker 2: three or four dudes all.
Speaker 4: Just if we got in a bathroom fight with another
Speaker 4: morning show we'd kill him. You hit them with that
Speaker 4: and I poke them in the eye with the backside
Speaker 4: of the plunger, and then I give them the plunger
Speaker 4: on the face. Do they get pink eye?
Speaker 2: Do we have a plunger? You better believe right now.
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