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Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris Ray Good, Derek black
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Speaker 2: You know where to find us. You can ask us questions.
Speaker 2: You could give us stories to tell on the show.
Speaker 2: You could come up with a silly name that I
Speaker 2: have to read at the end of the show. That's whimsical.
Speaker 2: That's a whimsical thing to do.
Speaker 1: Go over there, do it, please do me.
Speaker 2: It's me Chris, It's uh, it's it's I can't point,
Speaker 2: so it's weird, but it's it's it's casing and Derek
Speaker 2: over there.
Speaker 1: It's chocolate man. That's what they call me. Now, what
Speaker 1: is that?
Speaker 3: It's one of the only candies I like because it's
Speaker 3: that's not even I say, only one of the only
Speaker 3: three Musketeers.
Speaker 1: I like in simplicity though, it's fluffy, yeahbly fluffy candy
Speaker 1: like it's called three Musketeers all like, but stupid name
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: But good, Yeah, I've never I've never had a three Musketeers.
Speaker 1: Oh it's I think it's like twigs without the caramel. No,
Speaker 1: something like that. Sorry, it's not twigs. It's like a Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess it's okay.
Speaker 3: Well, it's lacking a lot of things a Snickers without
Speaker 3: peanuts and caramel.
Speaker 1: So it's just like the half of the fucking Snickers.
Speaker 1: I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not at liberty to say I really,
Speaker 2: I have no experience. I think that I stayed away
Speaker 2: from them because I thought the name was stupid.
Speaker 1: Like three musty queers, and I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: eat this. I know I did it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you did not think it was called three
Speaker 2: musty queers when you were seven.
Speaker 1: I swear to you, I was that homophobic at seven.
Speaker 2: Do you think you were ever? Do you this is
Speaker 2: a real question. Do you think you ever truly homophobic? No?
Speaker 1: I was ignorant, me neither.
Speaker 2: I just I just liked calling people gay because I
Speaker 2: just thought it was funny.
Speaker 1: I just went to church.
Speaker 2: So they were like, the gay you were bad, and
Speaker 2: I was like, I guess, yeah, I don't think I
Speaker 2: even I don't even think I registered that as like
Speaker 2: being a bad thing. I think I just registered that
Speaker 2: I heard other people call other people it, and people
Speaker 2: would get offended by being called it. So I just
Speaker 2: assumed it was a funny thing to call people, and
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It was never it was never considered.
Speaker 3: I never thought about gay people or gay people doing
Speaker 3: shit when when the word gay was used.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember when.
Speaker 3: The first time I think I heard somebody actually used
Speaker 3: in that context. It was when well it wasn't even
Speaker 3: it wasn't gay, but it was the f slur. And
Speaker 3: my friends would sometimes like to just for reactions at
Speaker 3: lunch period, walk around the campus holding hands my friend
Speaker 3: Chris and Joe, just to see what people would, you know,
Speaker 3: what they do. And I was I saw some older
Speaker 3: kids that were probably like junior or seniors or something,
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh, look, you know, like actually kind
Speaker 3: of like almost seeming like frightened, but like because they've
Speaker 3: never seen that before. Because guys is holding hands all
Speaker 3: merrily and shit, and it really made me laugh because
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, I don't I didn't think I
Speaker 3: would ever hear somebody have a reaction like that. And
Speaker 3: he's just seen people kind of whisper to themselves or something.
Speaker 3: This guy just straight upset out loud, like he was
Speaker 3: like scared.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I was out of friends recently and we were driving
Speaker 2: and he's gay, and we were going to like we
Speaker 2: were going to like a supermarket to pick up some
Speaker 2: food for like a party that he was throwing. And
Speaker 2: I went with him the supermarket and he goes like, oh,
Speaker 2: look as my fiance and it was it was him.
Speaker 2: He was like he was what I was fiance. Now
Speaker 2: they're married, but like, oh, it's my husband. He's walking
Speaker 2: down the street and he rolls the window down, leans
Speaker 2: over me and shouts the f slur so loud and
Speaker 2: then and then just drives away. And I was like
Speaker 2: think all I could think of was like, I hope
Speaker 2: to god nobody saw me in that car and recognized
Speaker 2: me and just assumed that I shouted it.
Speaker 1: There goes Chris Reagun, There goes classic Chris. Is it classic? Thought?
Speaker 2: We thought he was a good boy. We thought he
Speaker 2: was a good leftist.
Speaker 1: He's uh. He turns out he's not just like me.
Speaker 1: He's just like just like me. He's just like myself.
Speaker 1: He says it to welcome to the club. Brother. I look,
Speaker 1: I think that word is extremely funny, but only because
Speaker 1: it's phonetically funny. I think phonetically that word and the
Speaker 1: en word it is objectively the way they are built
Speaker 1: is funny. The two G's man thew G Vowel talk.
Speaker 3: About something the other day that Kingston said, when you're
Speaker 3: we were giving Michael Jackson's fans like a name, like
Speaker 3: his fandom, and this dude said, off the cuff Jackets, and.
Speaker 1: I was like, that's great. I love that.
Speaker 2: Jackets is funny. That's so good, dude.
Speaker 1: But I I don't know. I was, I was. I
Speaker 1: was told that people I don't know. I was told that,
Speaker 1: like homosexuality was abomination when I was young, and I
Speaker 1: was like, all right cool, and then I cool? Was
Speaker 1: that right? Cool? And then I knew that people would
Speaker 1: get really upset being called that. So obviously you you
Speaker 1: mimic what you hear. You're like, oh, people get mad.
Speaker 1: And I was when I got older and I had like,
Speaker 1: I made one friend who I like, I knew was gay,
Speaker 1: but I was a kid, so you know, you can't
Speaker 1: really quantify that yet. And then I spent all the
Speaker 1: time with them, and I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: just bullshit. And then there I was out. I was
Speaker 1: out like by like like fourteen years old. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is completely the stupidest thing ever. Yeah, I just
Speaker 1: I never care.
Speaker 2: I always The thing for me was like I always
Speaker 2: thought it was annoying when any like whenever people would
Speaker 2: see like I don't know, like gay dudes like holding
Speaker 2: hands or kissing or whatever. That shit bothered me when
Speaker 2: straight people would do it, Like I was, I was
Speaker 2: annoyed by the entire premise.
Speaker 1: I was annoyed by it because people were like this
Speaker 1: shit Like people that I was around were like get
Speaker 1: annoyed by it, and I was like why, oh yeah, why,
Speaker 1: I was like why did I Then I was like,
Speaker 1: for me, it's like I if I saw somebody kissing
Speaker 1: a I don't know, a board, I'd be like, well,
Speaker 1: would kiss a bod wouldn't gis abord. I don't want
Speaker 1: see somebodykis board if I'm not kissing a board, and
Speaker 1: then that's as far as I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, you know, like that like like
Speaker 2: the PDA people, Yeah, like the PDA. And when I
Speaker 2: say PDA, I don't mean like holding in the most
Speaker 2: mundane like I don't know people whatever, that's fine, but
Speaker 2: like in the way that you assume that I mean it,
Speaker 2: I guess you know where, like it's just obnoxious and
Speaker 2: it's like the kind of thing that the kind of
Speaker 2: thing that people would shout get a room.
Speaker 1: Cousin said they've never seen me and Lily kiss each other,
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I've never seen that either, Thank god I would probably
Speaker 2: I hate the premise. I hate the premise. If people
Speaker 2: love it, I don't think i've.
Speaker 1: Seen that either. Actually definitely have kissed my girlfriend plenty
Speaker 1: of time. I don't know. There are some days that
Speaker 1: go by that I'm like, oh, I don't think I
Speaker 1: kissed Lily and it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's this fucking she's crazy. She won't like I
Speaker 3: usually have to toss her like say too much and
Speaker 3: like make animal noises. I start I growl at her
Speaker 3: and she because I start getting upset.
Speaker 1: But I also hate being near people.
Speaker 3: So it's like, ah, man, well, oh yeah, you are
Speaker 3: a weird loner like in cel, but you know you
Speaker 3: have like a longtime girlfriend.
Speaker 1: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're you're like, well you you're phobic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get which one of all? Just a lot
Speaker 1: is negrophobic real, Yes, clearly. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's called that, but I imagine
Speaker 3: when I every once in a while it's unfortunately it's
Speaker 3: using old women. Unfortunately when when I when I'm near
Speaker 3: old women, they kind of have.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's actually real. The terms what it is
Speaker 1: called negrophobic, the scientific term phobia. Yeah, way, this is
Speaker 1: Urban Dictionary or other. Yeah, it's not like negrophobia or
Speaker 1: the profound fear or hatred of black people and black culture.
Speaker 1: I think that is. It's it's it's like one of
Speaker 1: the sub genres of what it is to be racist. Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's so crazy. It makes sense technically, that's yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know, it's a sweep, I guess, I mean it
Speaker 1: makes sense. I've a I think I've mentioned when my
Speaker 1: Asian neighbor freaked out when I tried to talk to him.
Speaker 1: Recent neighbor. No, No, this was This was years ago.
Speaker 3: I lived in Hostiona Heights and then I guess for
Speaker 3: anyone that knew that's listening, I lived in Hostiona Heights.
Speaker 3: It's a uh and it was like a huge Chinese
Speaker 3: population around this area. And so my my neighbor I
Speaker 3: saw he had a almost brand new looking mattress in
Speaker 3: his garage that clearly he was looking to get rid of.
Speaker 3: But he was just like, I'm just gonna put it
Speaker 3: here for now. So I went up and just asked him, like,
Speaker 3: hey man, his restro is open, he's in it. I
Speaker 3: was like, hey man, are are you looking to get
Speaker 3: rid of your mattress? His fucking his eyes go wide
Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you know, He's just like like
Speaker 3: he just saw like it looked like a train was
Speaker 3: about to hit him or something.
Speaker 1: He was like no. He was like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm busy. I'm busy.
Speaker 2: And I was like, what the all right? Man, I
Speaker 2: just fucking but dude.
Speaker 3: Weeks later, fucking weeks later, he fucking rings the doorbell
Speaker 3: and he apologized to me and offers me the mattress,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, bro, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: It was like weeks. They took weeks to five, because
Speaker 1: of the lord they're given about us is different. That's
Speaker 1: why they're not giving regular lord. The lord giving about us.
Speaker 1: It's like, you know, they eat, they eat a whole bears,
Speaker 1: you know that, right, Like they spawn guns. They get
Speaker 1: like they're it's there, they're magic. They're only like you
Speaker 1: can't they.
Speaker 2: Just they just see they just see videos online, you know,
Speaker 2: the worst those accounts of like a fucking like a
Speaker 2: subway girl or whatever the fuck, just like isolated incidents,
Speaker 2: they get like blown the fuck up, right, Yeah, And
Speaker 2: so that's what they're thinking. It's like, no, don't burn
Speaker 2: me on the subway. No, you're gonna shank me.
Speaker 1: You're gonna do You're gonna George Floyd me in reverse
Speaker 1: because even though I just some shit, you're.
Speaker 2: Gonna pull a report and you're gonna reverse floyd me.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm busy.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about Trayvon Martin. I was like, it's okay, man,
Speaker 1: it's okay. You didn't do about that.
Speaker 2: That's one of my favorite sign autographs.
Speaker 1: I don't know that happened. He was signing autographs at
Speaker 1: a freaking at a right wing convention. Oh, you're talking
Speaker 1: about Zimmerman. Yeah, yeah, noon, definitely not dude. He auctioned
Speaker 1: off his gun for like a quarter mill. I remember that.
Speaker 1: I think it was.
Speaker 2: I think it was half a mill, wasn't it or
Speaker 2: maybe it was going I think it made it for
Speaker 2: half a mill. I think it made it for like
Speaker 2: that might be either way.
Speaker 1: The fact that six figures is crazy, man, that's insane.
Speaker 1: Oh we're not We're not a racist country. That is
Speaker 1: crazy man, it is. It is so outraged. Somebody he
Speaker 1: was sniffs it. He sniffed it. After he did he
Speaker 1: definitely busted on that gun. He was so winding, fucking
Speaker 1: uh like skittless and fucking Arizona's and ship right, maybe
Speaker 1: he got a nice tea. He was for the earth.
Speaker 1: I knew the whole time, Like, this guy's not gonna
Speaker 1: last long. Did he die yet?
Speaker 2: I think he's done zimmer I think he's still live. No,
Speaker 2: he's still composing music.
Speaker 1: I forgot. That's the same we talked about. It's insane that.
Speaker 2: He was able to like subvert that, like just completely
Speaker 2: avoid any backlash for that and then go on to
Speaker 2: just make more music.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just made he did, he made he did Interstellar.
Speaker 3: Everybody forgave him after that. They're like, that's a good score, man, except.
Speaker 1: He killed that poor black child. Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you've forgiven me. I don't except for Chris Raygun. No,
Speaker 1: he doesn't really like my my my, he doesn't know
Speaker 1: you don't forgive me, Chris and fuck you.
Speaker 2: It's crazy though that like all that, Like even when
Speaker 2: he had he had that Spotify playlist that was like
Speaker 2: low fi beats to kill Trayvon Martin.
Speaker 1: Too crazy. That's this is all really.
Speaker 3: It's actually streaming on YouTube twenty four to seven. It's
Speaker 3: always a lot of motherfuckers start It's it's streaming from
Speaker 3: the YouTube channel YouTube like YouTube dot com, slash YouTube.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't know how to feel about that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would, I certainly. What I mean, like,
Speaker 1: I yes, what I mean is damn. I guess I
Speaker 1: have to leave YouTube now, Like I can't. You gotta
Speaker 1: go to kick Man. Well uck, If I had to
Speaker 1: choose between YouTube and kick I guess I'll stay with YouTube. Yeah,
Speaker 1: cakes kind of Oh yeah, by the way, by the way, uh,
Speaker 1: in the wake of all of the ship that went down, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, Jimmy Kimmel, he got fired, but also other
Speaker 1: companies like uh fucking Valve, Twitch.
Speaker 3: That's what Steam Twitch? What are the other companies are
Speaker 3: gonna be investigated? I think Reddit and Discord Discord that's what. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know what. So what was the thing about
Speaker 3: investigation they kick to? So obviously this is they're using
Speaker 3: this as an escapegoat. So it has to do with Discord, right,
Speaker 3: They're they're investigating the people in Discord to see if
Speaker 3: any of them were planning stuff with the Tyler Robinson
Speaker 3: guy that allegedly murdered Charlie. And so now they're using
Speaker 3: this as an opportunity because there were so many freaks
Speaker 3: out there. I don't really understand the Reddit thing because
Speaker 3: they it only seems like to me, like what a
Speaker 3: lot of people that were involved in like waves of
Speaker 3: like we got to crack down on Reddit and Twitch
Speaker 3: and stuff that's kind of loosely seems u involved with
Speaker 3: a lot of Hasan stuff because he's like a number
Speaker 3: of politicians and a lot of people are going after
Speaker 3: that motherfucker. Even before this, he's been like a big scapegoat.
Speaker 3: So it seems kind of like a push to get
Speaker 3: rid of some other political adversaries, and you know, it'll
Speaker 3: also help out the other people that hated Hassan and
Speaker 3: they've been lobbying the government, which is kind of nuts.
Speaker 3: It's weird how far this is gotten for, like because
Speaker 3: I just don't none of us, no reasonable person sees
Speaker 3: this son is some fucking threat. Like he just seems
Speaker 3: like some fuck I don't know, like I'm sorry, am
Speaker 3: I am I blind? He just comes across like a
Speaker 3: like a himbo, you know, yeah, just the uh he's like.
Speaker 1: He's a maldi politically verse guy. Like what is the
Speaker 1: worst thing he has said? Like, can you think of
Speaker 1: something the worst thing he said? Like, what is the
Speaker 1: like the worst thing you think he's said nine eleven thing?
Speaker 1: People got really round up about. But it's like, what's
Speaker 1: I think that was retarded to say?
Speaker 3: Because it's not even necessarily wrong when he says that,
Speaker 3: because when you're talking about deserve, like when you turn
Speaker 3: a blind eye to this stuff and this thing happens,
Speaker 3: it's kind of like, oh, what did you expect? But
Speaker 3: that is still because you could have said that better.
Speaker 3: He could have said way better, saying Americans deserve nine
Speaker 3: to eleven. But like It's just one of those things
Speaker 3: where it's like, bro, blow back. We know we even
Speaker 3: when like when they read Osama ship, they're like, y'all
Speaker 3: niggas fucking ain't doing ship and we've been getting fucking
Speaker 3: blasted a kingdom come for all this time. We want
Speaker 3: to give you a taste of it. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: obviously phrazy.
Speaker 1: You imagined was y'all niggas been yah, niggas been quiet.
Speaker 1: Yall niggas been sleep while we've been getting fucking blasted
Speaker 1: every I love thinking.
Speaker 2: You know what's funny when I think about Osimon lat
Speaker 2: and I just think of him on Family Guy doing
Speaker 2: the doing the the tape and ship, it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's when he's like yeah, when he's like you will
Speaker 2: find out the true meaning of pain on the first
Speaker 2: night of rod him on.
Speaker 1: And he's like what did what did I say? And
Speaker 1: I remember that one? Yeah, that's that's the That is.
Speaker 2: The primary vision in my mind when I think of
Speaker 2: was Simon Latt as him just like being like a quirky,
Speaker 2: lovable fella.
Speaker 1: For me, it's the one from South Park. It's the
Speaker 1: South Park one when they went crazy on disrespecting him. Bro,
Speaker 1: they made him like fucking road Runner or bugs Bunny.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. I forgot about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: holy ship, Yeah, Cartman was fucking with him actually, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this is crazy. Even though I'm like eleven,
Speaker 1: I know this is really fucked up. I know this, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do. To me, it's just a real footage. I
Speaker 1: couldn't believe it was real of him doing karaoke to
Speaker 1: poker face, Like that's why are you saying you've never
Speaker 1: seen that before? Nah, singing poker you never? Oh my no,
Speaker 1: We've had to have talked about this. No, holy crap,
Speaker 1: there is this real.
Speaker 2: There is so dude. He's a big fan of anime
Speaker 2: they found. I knew that, Yeah, I knew about that.
Speaker 2: He loved American culture too, and he was fucking there
Speaker 2: is a video.
Speaker 1: Of him right now. The anime is not American culture.
Speaker 1: But I know what you mean.
Speaker 3: You I mean like I'm saying, plus, like I'm plus
Speaker 3: this is you can see just put in poker face
Speaker 3: Osama and he's fucking doing karaoke to poker face.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, that can't be him. It is it is,
Speaker 1: And that's the thing that's crazy. This is like verified,
Speaker 1: like by like, yeah, check again, put in see what
Speaker 1: the because this is before the AIS and stuff. See
Speaker 1: what the AI.
Speaker 3: People have to say, because maybe they'll be like, no,
Speaker 3: that sh it ain't real. Fuck off nigga. You know,
Speaker 3: maybe maybe they'll be like that. But I just, I mean,
Speaker 3: I knew he was an American asset once upon a time.
Speaker 3: He went by the name Tim Osman. He was, he
Speaker 3: worked with the c i A. He was, he he conducted,
Speaker 3: he went fucked with the big New Brazinski when he
Speaker 3: was putting together Mujaden to fight the Russians.
Speaker 1: Like, so he was speaking English and and everything too,
Speaker 1: Like I I'm pretty sure I've seen videos of him
Speaker 1: speaking English, like straight up.
Speaker 3: Well ye dude, yeah, you can't go by the name
Speaker 3: Tim Osman and not speak English, you know, like he
Speaker 3: clearly was like versatile in multiple languages.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's not him who says that I looked like,
Speaker 2: I mean, everyone says that.
Speaker 1: Who says that.
Speaker 2: Everyone Everyone in the every is like I wish this
Speaker 2: wasn't fake, and it's like and people are like, art's
Speaker 2: like it's a real video. It's just not him.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man. When they found all this stuff,
Speaker 1: they said they inerted from that ship.
Speaker 2: Look, I could believe that he has done this. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I just this is so great. It's too crazy because
Speaker 2: he's doing it. He's doing it as if he's as
Speaker 2: if he knows. It's funny that Osamavan Lauden is doing this,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It's just it's too good.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I mean, I'm open to the possibility,
Speaker 2: but like it's it just seems too it seems too perfect.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah man, so but they were yeah, so
Speaker 2: they're looking into I mean ultimately like getting readit and
Speaker 2: discordanated on. This is really just like it's the same
Speaker 2: thing with the terrorists. It's just like everything, you know,
Speaker 2: just like shotgun whatever. Who cares.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like looking, I'm like Joe Rogan at this moment,
Speaker 3: I just want to believe it because uh, I just
Speaker 3: I just want that to be real so badly because
Speaker 3: I need, I need to think that the the number
Speaker 3: one terrorist in America is a fucking guy that just
Speaker 3: loves a pop music and knows the you know, poker face,
Speaker 3: because which is a solid song, solid song, man, it is,
Speaker 3: It's not bad. Yeah, apparently I'm saying it, say that
Speaker 3: there was an artist that like, there is an actual
Speaker 3: artist that shot this, but I don't see a name.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I fucking hate when people do that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, if it was you know what I think,
Speaker 2: if it's if it was way grainier, I would believe it.
Speaker 1: But something about it big, so like, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's too good, too good. I would
Speaker 1: love that to be true.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, but yeah, so so yeah, they fired,
Speaker 2: they fired, mister mister Cammell.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmel got the boot, Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't want to look into it because
Speaker 3: I just was annoyed last night when I saw it
Speaker 3: last I saw like a breaking news from Kyle Kleinsky,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm not watching this, And then
Speaker 3: I found out why, And I think people are in
Speaker 3: my opinion, I guess, you know, because it really depends
Speaker 3: on him and what the writers actually meant. But to me,
Speaker 3: it seems like people are twisting his words and where
Speaker 3: he was fucking saying that. People like uh, the mag
Speaker 3: of people are trying to blame it on anyone but
Speaker 3: themselves and to me, what that means is like how
Speaker 3: people when they project where it's like say, somebody stole
Speaker 3: something or whatever, or there's people in the room, and
Speaker 3: you kind of suspect the person that's accusing everybody else
Speaker 3: and is trying to act like it can be anyone
Speaker 3: but me, And that's just kind of like, yeah, well,
Speaker 3: but then they were saying, oh, he's saying that they
Speaker 3: did it, and I'm like, I don't think that's what
Speaker 3: especially since he was one condemning people for jumping to
Speaker 3: conclusions in the first place.
Speaker 1: From from what I saw, it's he said that other
Speaker 1: people were blaming people. It was like they're blaming everyone
Speaker 1: but themselves. I don't remember once him saying that's what
Speaker 1: he said, and that's what they were. I'm confused.
Speaker 3: But themselves must mean that he's saying it's different, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, but that's not how that works.
Speaker 1: Though you know that's not how that works.
Speaker 2: It's a very disingenuous, Uh, It's a very disingenuous read,
Speaker 2: especially when you consider the fact that like the whole
Speaker 2: point of it is that they're jumping to conclusions. I
Speaker 2: think it's like, yeah, I don't like Jimmy Kimmell at all.
Speaker 2: I think he's like tragically unfunny.
Speaker 1: Do you know anyone that actually is a fan of
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimble.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know anybody who's. I don't really understand
Speaker 2: how how this shit even is still happening. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: late night talk shows in general, yeah, most of me.
Speaker 2: I just I don't's I don't get it. I genuinely don't.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't understand. But whatever, Yeah, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It seems like an uncharitable reaction. But even if I
Speaker 2: don't know, the thing to me was like even if
Speaker 2: I was to steal man the argument where it's it's like, okay,
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel clumsily worded something that projected a false reality,
Speaker 2: uh huh onto millions of people right for that, he
Speaker 2: is fired. That strikes me as very odd, purely because
Speaker 2: news organizations do that constantly, particularly Fox like almost every day,
Speaker 2: like and like they actually and they have not only
Speaker 2: I mean as a news I don't know. I just
Speaker 2: think about it from like if you from people doing
Speaker 2: news versus people doing talk show comedy interview format. Shit,
Speaker 2: I just I don't understand why the talk show would
Speaker 2: be held to a higher journalistic standard and suffer more
Speaker 2: more real journal a stick consequences, then a news apparatus
Speaker 2: that is whose intent is to, you know, give you
Speaker 2: the truth and then just objectively, like outwardly lie.
Speaker 1: Like that doesn't make sense to me. That's crazy, absolutely dumb.
Speaker 1: I absolutely I think it's it's more simple than that.
Speaker 1: I think it's just the idea of that. Like he
Speaker 1: clumsily said something, he could just retract it, and he
Speaker 1: clumsily said But I don't even think he clumsily said anything. Really,
Speaker 1: it's like, where is the what? What's so incorrect about this? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Like I'm trying to like that's what I'm trying. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get to the point where I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: where is the problem at Well? Did he knows it's
Speaker 1: not a real problem, that's analyze it. But what what
Speaker 1: could what did he say that could be construed to
Speaker 1: being a problem.
Speaker 3: We've already explained that right, Like about like they're taking
Speaker 3: it as oh, you're saying this, we know that's bullshit,
Speaker 3: but that is just the scapegoat to get rid of them.
Speaker 3: It's so fucking obvious to make sure that ABC, to
Speaker 3: make sure that they get their mergers and their deals done. Yeah,
Speaker 3: they're just capitulating, so whatever Trump wants. It's so fucking
Speaker 3: obvious like that, especially since Trump has tweeted about when say, uh,
Speaker 3: who is it before uh Stephen Colbert was getting fucking canned,
Speaker 3: He's like great, and he was like, Jimmy's next, essentially,
Speaker 3: and then when Jimmy it happens to Jimmy, He's like great.
Speaker 3: Now fucking all that's left is those other losers that
Speaker 3: no one gives.
Speaker 1: A shit about.
Speaker 2: I think they even called out, like they even said
Speaker 2: like Fallon is next or whatever, and it's just like
Speaker 2: all right, well, yeah, I don't know. It's it's very
Speaker 2: fucking ironic. I mean, there's no principles anywhere here, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. It's just like big government. Big
Speaker 2: government is bad, except except authoritarian. It's fucking never has been.
Speaker 2: I've lamest Neames people ever, well, the lame ever has
Speaker 2: been literally.
Speaker 3: Have never stood for fucking anything. It has been obvious
Speaker 3: from the very beginning, from since I've been alive and
Speaker 3: since I've been paying attention to politics, seeing that these
Speaker 3: people literally flip flop on anything. It doesn't matter, even
Speaker 3: if it comes to like say, you know, pro life,
Speaker 3: the thing that they swear they care the most about.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, they flip flopped. They are totally cool
Speaker 3: with killing as many people as possible as long as
Speaker 3: they don't look like them. And for some reason, they
Speaker 3: only care about fucking fetuses, and then when the the
Speaker 3: fetus is born, they't care about that fucking baby.
Speaker 2: This is.
Speaker 3: Like these people, those are the corporate people I'm talking about,
Speaker 3: Just like these people that are chirping, like the ones
Speaker 3: that like they're just they're just what's his name, Baked Alaska.
Speaker 3: He has it says like free speech patriot in his
Speaker 3: bio and then I'm seeing him fucking tag the FBI
Speaker 3: trying to go after Hasan for wearing anti fascist shirts
Speaker 3: and having like a sticker or something like that, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, you are so gay.
Speaker 1: They take that out of your bio, bitch. They don't
Speaker 1: know what they don't know what anything means, dude. It's great.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of like Benny Johnson or whatever
Speaker 2: that that uh guy, Yeah I got paid by Russia.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw a video of him crashing out on somebody
Speaker 2: because somebody brought up the fact that like, uh, like
Speaker 2: he was looping in Islamic terrorism with with right like
Speaker 2: right wing terrorism, and he was like, excuse me, you
Speaker 2: can't do that. That's not the same. And it's like,
Speaker 2: do you not understand what you read? Do you not
Speaker 2: understand what Islamic terrorism is? No, it is concerned. It
Speaker 2: is absolutely conservative.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 2: That is so crazy? The idea that that's even up
Speaker 2: for debate for people because it's brown people, it must
Speaker 2: be left wing is crazy. I think they think conservative
Speaker 2: literally white dude. I think that's that's what they genuinely.
Speaker 2: I think, actually, straight up, I think that is probably true.
Speaker 1: That's a fundamental level. But that's what you look at.
Speaker 1: That's what conservatives in America though America is the want
Speaker 1: to be white. That is what it is here effectively.
Speaker 2: Now, the fact that somebody could look at isis and
Speaker 2: they're like, oh, yeah, this religious extremist organization that does
Speaker 2: not respect the rights of gay people and women. It's
Speaker 2: that's not.
Speaker 1: Right wing, that's left wing. That's far left. That's far
Speaker 1: far left, that's far left or something.
Speaker 2: It's like, yo, you're you're cook, you're gone, or you're
Speaker 2: just so disingenuous, which I think is actually the real thing.
Speaker 3: Baby Johnson specifically, I would say it's from what I've
Speaker 3: seen from him, because I remember for a while when
Speaker 3: he first started out, he was trying to be like, look,
Speaker 3: we're cool guys, look at these cool memes.
Speaker 1: He had this like show where he would like he
Speaker 1: was trying to do like a right leading type of
Speaker 1: talk show, like a Jimmy Kimmel or some fucking shit
Speaker 1: like that, but not a big production, but just still
Speaker 1: let's crack jokes, let's show that the right can meme.
Speaker 1: It failed immediately, Oh my god, you're right. I remember
Speaker 1: that shit.
Speaker 2: I was gonna I was gonna make a video about it,
Speaker 2: and then I thought this was this is too sad.
Speaker 2: I felt like sad about it because the way I
Speaker 2: didn't I didn't really I didn't connect the dust.
Speaker 1: If that's the same person, Bennie Johnson sucks so hard.
Speaker 1: I like, he just has a lot of money and
Speaker 1: then so he can try a lot of things right
Speaker 1: and eventually something's gonna stick. Oh my god, Like I
Speaker 1: totally forget the right can mean too, Like you're so gay, why.
Speaker 2: You can't you got a talk show called the left
Speaker 2: can't mean that's it.
Speaker 1: That's it, that's crazy. Left can't mean that's insane.
Speaker 2: God, yeah, I did not realize this is the same person.
Speaker 2: This is amazing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm glowing this magic, bro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, bring it back up, dude, because a lot of
Speaker 3: people everyone forgot about that ship. Dude, I'm like, no,
Speaker 3: I that fucking asshole, like these fucking traders that got
Speaker 3: paid by like fucking foreign into Like it makes me
Speaker 3: so mad as an actual like American of like, like,
Speaker 3: it makes me so mad that I'm like, these fucking
Speaker 3: people are selling out our country and nothing happened, and
Speaker 3: Jimmy Kimble makes something that could be construed as.
Speaker 1: Problematic and then he's fired immediately.
Speaker 2: I hate that we're even in a position to defend
Speaker 2: Jimmy Kimmel. I don't, God damn it, man, Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't, by any means hate Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 3: I just hated his fake crying. I kind of I
Speaker 3: couldn't stand his fake crying. Like whenever something would happen,
Speaker 3: you'd be like, oh.
Speaker 1: Guns. I'm like all right, yeah, I know, dude, but.
Speaker 3: Like you're maybe he's really a soft ass bitch like
Speaker 3: that maybe that's real, but I'm still like that's.
Speaker 1: This is an asshole thing I feel that feels this
Speaker 1: hyper asshole is like somebody someone is like someone's crying
Speaker 1: over gun violence, and where do people that paycheck?
Speaker 3: I've been so I've been to multiple tapings of like
Speaker 3: of of these shows like like not Not Jimmy Kimmel.
Speaker 1: Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Fake Cry. But the thing is, you saw,
Speaker 1: you saw they have to I've seen multiple times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was supposed to see him one year and
Speaker 2: then I just didn't. I kind of regret it as
Speaker 2: like I would have been.
Speaker 3: Calling, yeah, like my buddy. He was the biggest Conan fan,
Speaker 3: So because of him, I saw him a couple of times.
Speaker 3: He went a bunch.
Speaker 2: But the thing is, you know, you know how you
Speaker 2: know how it goes? These writers they write it, then
Speaker 2: they have to kind of like go through it.
Speaker 3: They already know it's going to be said, and so
Speaker 3: maybe just in the moment he gets caught up and
Speaker 3: he starts crying. But to me, when I'm just thinking
Speaker 3: about it, I'm like, You've had an ample amount of
Speaker 3: time to process this information, and it's hard for me
Speaker 3: to believe that you're fucking crying your eyes out now?
Speaker 3: Could be I just I guess I'm a little cynical. Unfortunately,
Speaker 3: what really, well, they're cynical.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: I've tried my fair amount of tears, and then I
Speaker 3: try to not get too emotional on camera, and it's
Speaker 3: like it's it's out.
Speaker 1: It's out my system already. So I just maybe he's
Speaker 1: maybe he's just a giant. Uh maybe maybe it's just a.
Speaker 2: Giant, uh something that maybe maybe it's just a loose pussy.
Speaker 1: You guys are tears. Shut up. That's I've cried. Could
Speaker 1: have seen me cry before? What was it?
Speaker 2: But that was because you see, so he stubbed his
Speaker 2: toe real hard.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I actually don't. I actually don't cry from
Speaker 1: physical pain. That I don't do anymore. That was the
Speaker 1: one time that was one what you call it. I've
Speaker 1: cried from being sad before. I've laughed myself for the tears.
Speaker 1: I'm about to cry.
Speaker 2: But it's only I've only ever seen you cry once,
Speaker 2: which is shocking.
Speaker 1: I don't cry very often exactly. That's why it's clearly
Speaker 1: that's not scary. I cry when I feel really hurt.
Speaker 1: And then I don't feel really hurt very often.
Speaker 2: I see, here's that. I remember when I thought this way. No,
Speaker 2: it's not no, I remember when I thought that way.
Speaker 1: It's I've done all that stuff already. That's why I
Speaker 1: already got to that point where I'm like, all right now,
Speaker 1: I kind of get yeah, I talking to my grandma cried. Yes.
Speaker 1: I was like, maybe that's like maybe five years ago,
Speaker 1: two months ago, okay, okay, but it was like, man,
Speaker 1: I'm done with this and you get was like, and
Speaker 1: I'm back. That is so crazy. That's like, that's like Dennis.
Speaker 2: That's like Dennis in that uh in the in the
Speaker 2: interview room where he's like where he's being accused of
Speaker 2: killing his wife and he's and he just stares. He
Speaker 2: just sits there for two hours, not blinking, staring. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, Jimmy Kimmel's gone. Looks like they're
Speaker 2: going to crack down on a lot of the rest
Speaker 2: of it, so like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: To be fair, they said it's an indefinite suspension, which,
Speaker 1: to remind people that in definite suspensions means there's just
Speaker 1: not there's an indefinite amount of time, meaning that he
Speaker 1: could come back. But let's let's be real. You know,
Speaker 1: probably he comes back. He's a bitch too.
Speaker 2: Well, here's the problem. What they're going to do is
Speaker 2: is like they're probably going to by the way, if
Speaker 2: I were him, I would I would take this opportunity
Speaker 2: to like start my own thing, honestly, because the amount
Speaker 2: of support that you're going to get just on people's
Speaker 2: principles is probably foul way more than you're getting paid.
Speaker 2: So like, if he was smart, he would do that.
Speaker 2: But he might just like he might just err on
Speaker 2: the side of caution and just wait. But what I
Speaker 2: would imagine is they're going to wait for this merger
Speaker 2: to go through and then they'll bring him back. Yeah
Speaker 2: that if if that's going to happen at all, or
Speaker 2: he might just leave. I don't know, he might just
Speaker 2: be like funk all this principle.
Speaker 1: I hope he leaves.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, like you gotta set fire, you gotta balt
Speaker 3: like fuck, you don't come back, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Nigga already has enough money anyway. It's like crazy out
Speaker 1: there sucking Mickey's dick for no respect.
Speaker 2: That we should we should talk about you gotta talk.
Speaker 1: About the funniest thing to happen yesterday, and.
Speaker 2: We got gotta talk about, well, yesterday.
Speaker 1: The Keshpitel thing, we gotta talk about that.
Speaker 2: What happened about, what happened to him when he was.
Speaker 1: Getting questioned about the freaking whatever the Epstein files and
Speaker 1: him just we like being the biggest wheeze ever. Have
Speaker 1: you spoken to Donald Trump about the Epstein file? We
Speaker 1: have none spoke astein foul Yes, I have threenty of times.
Speaker 1: Have you spoken to da about Trump being Epstein files?
Speaker 1: And he just refuses to give a straight answer the
Speaker 1: whole time, And then guys like.
Speaker 3: About like, I didn't ask you that anybody that he
Speaker 3: was in Epstein files, and he.
Speaker 1: Would He was talking about the directly the I think
Speaker 1: the I think that's the right person he was talking about.
Speaker 3: But he was asking but the one question that he
Speaker 3: asked over and over was asking if he if he
Speaker 3: told anyone, if if Donald Trump was in the Epstein files.
Speaker 3: He kept asking that specific question over and over if
Speaker 3: he told anyone, because there's there's information that is out
Speaker 3: there that he told people that he's actually in the file.
Speaker 1: Is the Attorney General? He asked, the attorney did you
Speaker 1: tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's names are in
Speaker 1: Epstein files, and.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, answer, he's gonna He keeps
Speaker 2: giving these like he's giving the answer that people give
Speaker 2: him they're guilty of something, yes, literally you know. So
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, you're add this to the pile of
Speaker 2: like hundreds of examples why everybody involved in this is
Speaker 2: guilty as fuck.
Speaker 1: But like it's just another painsteakingly is like someone just
Speaker 1: throw a shoe at him, dude, answer the question. I
Speaker 1: missed that, like the the the George Bush when that
Speaker 1: fucking dude like threw the shoes at him, that she
Speaker 1: was awesome. You know, if that would have hit man,
Speaker 1: it has been altered entirely. That would have been a
Speaker 1: complete different timeline that would.
Speaker 2: Have made him, would have made him smart.
Speaker 3: It made all and then he actually became like what
Speaker 3: it was like, it was like reverse like Henry the Eighth,
Speaker 3: because like Henry the Eighth, when the fucking horse fell
Speaker 3: on him, it changed him and he became insane and
Speaker 3: killed everyone and ship.
Speaker 2: But before that he was like the ship and everyone
Speaker 2: loved him. He's all learned, so he rest being a
Speaker 2: stupid fucking horse and it's your fault all that happened
Speaker 2: that you fell on Henry the eighth and you killed millions,
Speaker 2: not million, and then.
Speaker 1: He just he just started killed.
Speaker 3: He just became an insane. That is crazy thinking about that.
Speaker 3: It's terrifying.
Speaker 1: Thinn't like times where I was playing football or when
Speaker 1: I when I jumped out of a truck or something.
Speaker 1: I could have been this close to my you know,
Speaker 1: psyche being altered and I'm like, oh, I kind of
Speaker 1: want to kill people.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, got like or like when Hitler's when Hitler's
Speaker 2: German shepherd ran in the street and like chase the
Speaker 2: I don't know, a bagel truck or whatever and got
Speaker 2: hit and I was like and that was it.
Speaker 1: It's like it's that dog's fault that Hitler hates Jews. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's really interesting now, like all of history is altered
Speaker 1: forever I've taken. I've taken a dozens of really extreme
Speaker 1: hits to the head, and I wonder what I'd be
Speaker 1: like if I didn't, Yeah, dozens, Like maybe you'd be
Speaker 1: probably hundreds by now. You'd know how to cry if
Speaker 1: he did, If he didn't get hi all the time,
Speaker 1: I'd feel I'd be able to field things, real things.
Speaker 2: But but the cash hotel thing wasn't the thing I
Speaker 2: was thinking about. I was thinking about. I was thinking
Speaker 2: of this, Uh, this David fella. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you guys know about David. I don't know if the
Speaker 2: audience knows about David. David with a four and David
Speaker 2: with a four instead of an a stupid, which is,
Speaker 2: by the way, a dumb clarification that I would ever
Speaker 2: have to. This is exactly why you don't do this
Speaker 2: with your name, you know, It's exactly why you don't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But so.
Speaker 2: David, he's a musician. I guess he did a song.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's four Invincible or if he
Speaker 2: just did a song and Invincible used it. He did
Speaker 2: it for it, mm hmm, so he's yeah. I think
Speaker 2: it was one of the one of the Invincible and
Speaker 2: Adam Eve on a Date songs or something mm hmmm,
Speaker 2: one of those montages. And so he did a song
Speaker 2: for Invincible. And you know, that's how I first heard
Speaker 2: about him, and then I never looked into him ever
Speaker 2: again because it was like completely fine and didn't move
Speaker 2: the inlawn me whatsoever. But I heard over the weekend
Speaker 2: that Uh, so he was he was performing some shows,
Speaker 2: I think, and uh, for some reason someone found a
Speaker 2: car under his name with a dead kid in it,
Speaker 2: which is yeah, you know, she was the entire story ultimately, Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I think I saw. I can't confirm this. I
Speaker 2: don't know if this is true or not, but like
Speaker 2: I did see something where it's like he had they
Speaker 2: had he has a matching tattoo with the dead person
Speaker 2: or something.
Speaker 1: Is weird.
Speaker 3: He definitely has the tattoo, at least from what I
Speaker 3: saw in a picture. It just says shush on his finger. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and they said she has one. But you know, obviously
Speaker 3: we haven't seen that because I don't think they're gonna
Speaker 3: show us.
Speaker 1: Also look it also in fairness, could be like, you know,
Speaker 1: he has that tattoo, she's a super fan, she has whatever.
Speaker 3: Either way, she was dead in his car, in his car, dude,
Speaker 3: She's been missing for a long time, bro a year.
Speaker 1: That's gonna be crazy. Oh man, I weep, I weep,
Speaker 1: be so upset. I'd be like, no, I didn't even
Speaker 1: do it. I'm even do nothing. I am.
Speaker 3: So this is one of those things where I'm gonna
Speaker 3: be looking out for the true crime people, for them
Speaker 3: to piece all this ship together and get a nice
Speaker 3: cohesive story, because I'm like, this is interesting.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going on? Nothing makes me Nothing
Speaker 1: would make me more upset at all. Yeah, nothing would
Speaker 1: make you more upset. I'd be like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: dead body was found in your car. Look at this.
Speaker 1: I don't even own a car. What the fuck that
Speaker 1: would be.
Speaker 2: It would be a crazy way to frame somebody, though.
Speaker 2: Imagine like I like imagine somebody like Jerry Seinfelder or
Speaker 2: or what's the guy who got burned up and he's
Speaker 2: like all fucking burned Jay Leno? Like they have so
Speaker 2: many cars, where like it is conceivable that some would,
Speaker 2: like some stranger could die in that car, you know,
Speaker 2: like some I could believe, Like if this was Jerry
Speaker 2: Seinfeld or Jay Leno, I'd be like, oh, this is nothing,
Speaker 2: Like I'm sure somebody just snuck into one of his
Speaker 2: cars and died.
Speaker 1: As who wouldn't Who would would who to give someone's
Speaker 1: car go in the back of the trunk and die
Speaker 1: and let them get in trouble for it.
Speaker 2: It's the human equivalent of when a dog like does
Speaker 2: the three circles under the porch and lays down.
Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do the three they circle, well, they just
Speaker 2: circle in general when they were about to lie down. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I kind of don't really get it.
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's like make sure the
Speaker 1: place is safe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to make sure there's no like fucking sandworms or yeah.
Speaker 1: They don't have to worry about Shialut. Yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: that is.
Speaker 2: I never met that guy.
Speaker 1: He never once met, never once wanted to Shialut. Is
Speaker 1: he Muslim? What is that all of doing? Is Muslim?
Speaker 1: Dune is just Muslim coded in general?
Speaker 2: Are you saying it because of the sand Er I'm.
Speaker 1: Saying because of the writer purposely making it Muslim coded.
Speaker 1: That's why phrases. Because I've read the books, which one,
Speaker 1: all of them except for I didn't finish Chapter House.
Speaker 1: That's a sixth one, definite use. It gets really weird.
Speaker 1: If you think done is weird, it gets way weirder cool,
Speaker 1: but you know, weird.
Speaker 2: I don't have any opinion on doing it all very Muslim,
Speaker 2: very Muslim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's why I can't get into it. Honestly, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's exactly why I don't like it. Yes, why I
Speaker 1: don't like it. Yeah, he's not a big fan of that.
Speaker 1: Like Muslim stuff is fun. Actually, I like them in
Speaker 1: concept ingenuity. They should make it.
Speaker 2: They should make an Armenian dune where it just takes
Speaker 2: place in a car dealership.
Speaker 1: I like that. I need to say that that did
Speaker 1: not need it just takes it takes place the car
Speaker 1: dealership in North Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I like that, Yeahlendale, And like the and the car
Speaker 2: dealership is make no mistake. So there is a sky
Speaker 2: within this car dealer. This car the car dealership is
Speaker 2: so large you can stop, uh that you cannot see
Speaker 2: the ceiling. There's ostensibly a sky.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's it reeks for money exchange cologne, and
Speaker 1: and it has a ton. Everybody in front of that
Speaker 1: place has what you call it the no one owns
Speaker 1: their cars.
Speaker 2: Hey, bro, hey bro, this is this is my this
Speaker 2: is my bro. Paul Trade's broke.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh that's cool anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So yeah, so this this this day of guy,
Speaker 2: I would assume he's in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: I just don't imagine. I can't imagine.
Speaker 3: That turned out to be a coincidence because the crazy
Speaker 3: thing is no one's being suspected yet, which is pretty wild.
Speaker 3: That's pretty wild to be like that is some police
Speaker 3: restraint that you don't normally see where they're like, okay,
Speaker 3: we can't jump to conclusions.
Speaker 2: Usually they'd be immediately tackling the dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, So this is like, this is this
Speaker 3: is basically what I expected for JF.
Speaker 1: Right, JF ghet up. I wanted this to happen, but
Speaker 1: Canada sucks. I guess when it comes to like the
Speaker 1: policing or whatever. Has she ever resurfaced? So I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure he dissolved her in sulphuric acid.
Speaker 3: Like I would bet from hard cash that he he
Speaker 3: did what he did and they're not going to find
Speaker 3: a trace of her and they're.
Speaker 1: He killed with real magic. Oh yeah, maybe like he
Speaker 1: made her not be there anymore. He seems like I
Speaker 1: would I.
Speaker 2: Would allegedly bet real money.
Speaker 1: Interesting that, uh that JF. Garape allegedly killed his legend
Speaker 1: wise alleged wife. Yeah, okay, that's.
Speaker 2: What I would say, or girlfriend or whatever the f
Speaker 2: she was.
Speaker 3: He's a legend married, but I'm not sure actually, yeah,
Speaker 3: the alleged j even know if he's a who knows
Speaker 3: if he's even real.
Speaker 2: I don't know who knows if he's even is he
Speaker 2: even around anymore? Or did he get coach red pilled?
Speaker 2: Did he's like die in a fucking Ukrainian prince man?
Speaker 1: I wish no. Unfortunately, he's uh, he's still doing his thing.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I know there's at least some moms, there's some true
Speaker 1: crime moms in Canada trying to like pressure him, and
Speaker 1: he he was interacting with him for a while, so
Speaker 1: I thought that was pretty Uh. I did not get
Speaker 1: is that guy is a real person that existed? But
Speaker 1: I hope I can find I would love to find that. Cli.
Speaker 1: I wonder if if somebody isolated that or was that
Speaker 1: just way too niche?
Speaker 2: Though that's so deep into the trenches now, like it's
Speaker 2: all it's so sad, Like there's so many things like
Speaker 2: that that I wish I should have kept that, or
Speaker 2: like I should have like bookmarked it at the very least,
Speaker 2: or fucking something.
Speaker 1: I feel like I save a lot of the wilder
Speaker 1: should I see. And every time I go through my phone,
Speaker 1: like the deeper drudges of my phone's like album, I
Speaker 1: see like memes and vines and I'm like, I cannot
Speaker 1: believe this is on my phone. I got to delete
Speaker 1: it anyway, I got a scrub.
Speaker 2: Is that all we wanted to because there's I guess
Speaker 2: we could just move on to questions now, right, because
Speaker 2: that is the I guess I just realized we didn't
Speaker 2: address this so clearly we're like remote right now. Kingston's
Speaker 2: got I just realized you didn't mention that at all.
Speaker 2: This isn't like a permanent change or nothing. Kingston's just, uh,
Speaker 2: he's about to go off on some fucking baffling excursion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, on a family trip.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to He's going to Arica. So if
Speaker 2: if you have any issue with anything that he says,
Speaker 2: you know where he'll be.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, it's insane. That is so much less funny
Speaker 1: you think it is.
Speaker 2: This will air after your fucking whatever you're.
Speaker 1: You don't think you dude, never mind? How long are
Speaker 1: you gonna be there? A week? I'll be back. I'll
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow. I'll be back in a week from tomorrow.
Speaker 1: You'll be back. Yeah? Whatever, So I really want to go.
Speaker 1: Should we take away or should we find a replacement
Speaker 1: or is it just us two? Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, we'll we'll maybe we'll get we'll
Speaker 2: get temp hosts for the show. When he's gone, We'll
Speaker 2: try and well, I'll reach out to some people and
Speaker 2: we'll have like a we have guest host and then
Speaker 2: maybe we can hire them for a fraction of the
Speaker 2: price and finally boot this bitch.
Speaker 1: This podcast. I am such a major piece of this podcast.
Speaker 1: We know, no make noise.
Speaker 2: We would still merchandise the shd you but that is.
Speaker 1: Crazy, that is crazy. We would still absolutely use your likeness.
Speaker 2: But yeah, every time, every time we hang out from henceforth,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be taking pictures of you that I
Speaker 2: could use for words later on.
Speaker 1: Be real quick. Thanks, thanks good, we'll play it my ear.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but like for for just a
Speaker 2: little bit, we might do it. I think we might
Speaker 2: do it remotely, just so we have more flexibility and
Speaker 2: who we can choose to kind of sub in as
Speaker 2: opposed to you know, we can get more different people.
Speaker 2: I don't want to say who I have in mind,
Speaker 2: because like I don't know if they'll say yes. I'll
Speaker 2: ask around and uh yeah, So the next couple of
Speaker 2: episodes are going to be a different flavor. But that's
Speaker 2: what's happening. We'll be back to in person in like
Speaker 2: a week. Yeah, but yeah, So we're gonna read some
Speaker 2: questions from our patrons over at Patreon of conplasts just
Speaker 2: Stark Tank.
Speaker 1: Remember you can go.
Speaker 2: Over there, go do it, go explore the tears. We
Speaker 2: got a lot of new people. We got a lot,
Speaker 2: We got a lot of new people over the weekend
Speaker 2: because of my controversial statements. You're welcome to everybody who
Speaker 2: benefited by this. But uh so, a lot of new
Speaker 2: people in So go over there, join the join the
Speaker 2: join the fray. So we got maj In Helen Keller
Speaker 2: here with the first with the first ride in.
Speaker 1: Can she change? Can she? Can she finally do it?
Speaker 2: She can definitely do the thing that Boo did in
Speaker 2: the hyperbolic time taper where she screams her way out
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: You know, she could definitely do that. How would she sound, Derek,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that? How about you sound asking? I mean,
Speaker 1: you're the one who s it's I'm sure it's on
Speaker 1: the tip of your tongue. You just don't want to say.
Speaker 4: Keller.
Speaker 2: Is Helen Keller alive?
Speaker 1: Still? Yeah? She's about like I think like one hundred
Speaker 1: and thirty seven or something.
Speaker 2: Oh did she die that long ago?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm pretty sure she old. I have
Speaker 1: no idea how old old? Yeah is not old? Well,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like she'sus posthumanously hell post
Speaker 1: human a post human sense, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Helen Keller death. Oh she died at eighty seven years
Speaker 2: old in nineteen sixty eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there you go. Dang, what a bad role.
Speaker 2: You know, that's a pretty bad role.
Speaker 1: So posthumously, how old would she be? I didn't I
Speaker 1: didn't catch the numbers. Oh, so the one hundred and
Speaker 1: twenty something.
Speaker 2: I just want to see if I guess like comfortably, Yeah,
Speaker 2: she would be comfortably so she would be Probably she'd
Speaker 2: be closer to like one hundred, like one hundred thirty,
Speaker 2: one hundred and forties.
Speaker 1: Relaxing one thirty. I just I just probably relaxed one
Speaker 1: thirty h Yeah, clocket, I'm sure I got it right.
Speaker 1: I'm just just just catching a random number. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But uh, all right, So Margina hell Crow machi in
Speaker 2: Helen Keller wrote in As You Can Do on patroon
Speaker 2: the concest Start Tank. She says, hey, I said she
Speaker 2: because I just assumed it's really Helen Keiller. Ready, he says, Hey, y'all,
Speaker 2: were there ever any tattoo ideas that you had that
Speaker 2: You're glad you never got over the pandemic. I got
Speaker 2: way too into the Persona series and I thought it
Speaker 2: would be cool to get the main party's masks of
Speaker 2: Persona five tattooed as half of a sleeve. But I
Speaker 2: was a broke college student. Now that I have the money,
Speaker 2: I have no intentions of getting it, and I'm so
Speaker 2: glad I was broke back then.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with that?
Speaker 2: I guess he doesn't really like it that shit anymore.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like it enough to have it on his
Speaker 2: body forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost cringe and by his nature. Even though I love, like,
Speaker 1: I love two of the games, I think that's the
Speaker 1: fan base is a right with autism. So it's probably uh,
Speaker 1: not the most fun thing to like, like online or
Speaker 1: see very often. When you see you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: these guys again. Yeah, there's a few tattoos I wanted.
Speaker 1: I wanted something for Spider Man, but I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe not now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when I was younger, I thought for sure I
Speaker 2: would get a Spider Man tattoo and as I got older,
Speaker 2: I was like, I don't understand what that would even be, Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't like that. I don't like tattoos that
Speaker 2: are obviously. I don't like tattoos that are like really obvious.
Speaker 2: So like, I don't like the idea of like having like,
Speaker 2: you know, the cover of Halo three or something on my.
Speaker 1: Arm, you know what I mean? That covers hilarious, Well, it's.
Speaker 2: Good cover art. I'm just saying, like, I just mean,
Speaker 2: like I don't I don't want it to be like
Speaker 2: anybody with a fucking eye can be like, oh, that's
Speaker 2: Halo three, you know, And I would rather it almost
Speaker 2: be like if you're gonna notice it, it's because you
Speaker 2: know what it means, and it's.
Speaker 1: Like secret society bullshit.
Speaker 2: No, Like, I just I think it's more interesting because
Speaker 2: I think it's more interesting when people clock is like
Speaker 2: oh I love BioShock and they see the you know,
Speaker 2: the chain, you know what I mean. I think that's
Speaker 2: like that's more interesting than somebody being like, oh, you
Speaker 2: have the big Daddy from Bioshot tattooed on your arm,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, I just think it's
Speaker 2: I just like that kind of interaction better because it's
Speaker 2: it's a it's a nice icebreaker.
Speaker 1: I'm really quick. I mean, I totally understand that.
Speaker 3: I just never considered, uh, the the I never considered
Speaker 3: the way somebody would interact with me would would help
Speaker 3: me to decide on what I'm gonna get now. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: like but the way there are stuff that I obviously
Speaker 3: wouldn't get because of what people would think of me,
Speaker 3: you know what I'm.
Speaker 2: Saying, Like there's certain things that you definitely would say
Speaker 2: away from.
Speaker 3: Like there's a guy that has a drake asshole and
Speaker 3: his dick and balls tattooed on him, like he's like
Speaker 3: spread or something. And I'm like, brow, yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know, there's a tattoo I want now, but I
Speaker 3: don't even know if I want to get, Like I
Speaker 3: just I don't think I think it's too late for
Speaker 3: me to get tattooed.
Speaker 1: I think that's ultimately it's never too late. I think
Speaker 1: for me, it is like it's not too late for
Speaker 1: some human beings, and you know, for them, you fried on,
Speaker 1: you know, but well to.
Speaker 3: Me, if it's just I feel like, you know, if
Speaker 3: it sounds more like you just don't care and I
Speaker 3: think that's that's what it is exactly, Like who cares?
Speaker 1: It's like the fucking the flame is no longer lit? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like if that's fair? Yeah, if you if you just
Speaker 1: fall out of like love or just don't Yeah why who?
Speaker 1: Who cares? I was the main thing? I want? The
Speaker 1: rebel symbol, the same thing I want, like the rebels
Speaker 1: or the republic symbol for Star Wars or not. The
Speaker 1: republic republics on your neck like right here, yeah, like
Speaker 1: your neck piece. And that's it. He only hasn't I
Speaker 1: get Vader's face tattooed over my Vader's tattooed on my face.
Speaker 1: Let me see when you find this, you'd be killed
Speaker 1: so quickly if you have Vader's tattoo on your face,
Speaker 1: Vader's face over your own face. I think I look,
Speaker 1: I think i'd look gas. I think that's the ship ever,
Speaker 1: but I I don't think. I don't think you guys.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna show y'all what I was planning for, probably
Speaker 1: since twenty twelve. I was gonna, Oh cool, thanks ad blocker, Thanks, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna send one of those crazy long, fucking
Speaker 1: Google links. Hold on, stupid, fucking come on, I will
Speaker 1: show you this picture of baby Bonnie Hood that Uh, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm going to shoot someone in the face.
Speaker 1: Will you just copy?
Speaker 2: Impossible. It's like it doesn't it doesn't want me to
Speaker 2: show you guys. It's like, nah, don't do that. It's okay,
Speaker 2: what was it? Can you describe it?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yeah, so okay, baby Bonnie Hood is holding I
Speaker 1: don't know why there's that. I don't know why there's
Speaker 1: a two hundred so baby Bondihood. It is basically red
Speaker 1: Riding Hood but in Darkstalker series or Vampire Savior. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like she's a mercenary with like a shitload of
Speaker 1: guns and stuff and there's a picture of her all
Speaker 1: innocently holding a basket up of like knives, weapons, bombs,
Speaker 1: molotov cocktails and stuff that I fucking love. I still
Speaker 1: love it. And I was gonna get that shit tattooed
Speaker 1: on on the left side of my neck, and uh,
Speaker 1: I kind of was like, I don't really want this,
Speaker 1: especially since there's like a lot of people that uh
Speaker 1: that may not know who it is. Like if you
Speaker 1: type in baby body hunt at Google, it's one of
Speaker 1: the first images that pops up. I thought it'd be
Speaker 1: it's to think of dicks, like she's holding a basket
Speaker 1: full of dick, Like yeah, that's yeah. I mean maybe
Speaker 1: if I not paying attention the fucking tattoo artist starts
Speaker 1: doing that, he has enough time to do all of
Speaker 1: the dicks. Not oh my bad. I mean I guess
Speaker 1: he could, because like I can't see what's being drawn
Speaker 1: on my neck, and so no, no, we can't take
Speaker 1: a break. We can't take a break. These feel fallic.
Speaker 1: I don't know, mant phallic fatic.
Speaker 2: Don't look, don't look, don't look.
Speaker 1: These feel like fallic etching, shut up, man, let me
Speaker 1: just stop talking. Let me finish. Man.
Speaker 2: He interrupts you. He interrupts you mid mid tattoo. He's like,
Speaker 2: all right, I'm gonn I'm gonna finish the tattoo, but
Speaker 2: only on one condition. Can you promise me you'll you'll
Speaker 2: never look.
Speaker 1: At it never. He's already been doing it for three hours, like,
Speaker 1: so you promise, It's like he's got maybe ten minutes left.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Promise, right, you promised, don't you promise? And
Speaker 1: that was cool.
Speaker 3: I still like the idea, but I think i'm i
Speaker 3: think I, honestly, I'm gonna do something more boring and
Speaker 3: generic because I still want to do my neck.
Speaker 1: I need to retouch. I got to touch up.
Speaker 3: I found a tattoo artist on Facebook in twenty seventeen
Speaker 3: to do the tally Zora on my neck, and it
Speaker 3: was such a rough experience that he was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like hit me up in like a month, I'll like,
Speaker 3: I'll touch it up or whatever.
Speaker 1: I was like, nah, I'm good, dude.
Speaker 3: And I never got a touch I never got a touchdown.
Speaker 3: So it's like barely it's like not even intelligible right
Speaker 3: because it's just like very faded. I can't really see
Speaker 3: what the fuck's going on. And that then there was
Speaker 3: actually supposed to be something a little bit finished on
Speaker 3: the bottom, but I I did the same thing for
Speaker 3: there's a coughing on my thigh and this guy left.
Speaker 2: He did something that really pissed me off. He left
Speaker 2: a little something to like, oh.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna make it kind of annoying, like it wasn't
Speaker 3: just a perfect piece and it's like, oh, I can
Speaker 3: put ad more to it. Later he added something to
Speaker 3: it that made it look like unfinished. To rope you
Speaker 3: went to make sure you come back. At least that's
Speaker 3: how I understand it as because I was like, what
Speaker 3: the fuck how there's.
Speaker 1: A mechanics, there's a mechanics. The mechanics they fuck up
Speaker 1: your car a little bit, so you have to come back. Actually,
Speaker 1: so I never I never experienced that with the with
Speaker 1: the tattoo artists before. And that guy did that at
Speaker 1: like a regular shop. It was like a professional shop.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: I got the tattoo because Paul Dreseph Watson wouldn't shut
Speaker 3: the fuck up about tattoos, and so I was like,
Speaker 3: I made a video of making fun of him, and
Speaker 3: then I at the end of the video, I went
Speaker 3: to a tattoo shop to get it. Just I was like,
Speaker 3: fuck it, I'm just gonnaet a tatoo right now. And
Speaker 3: I went to that shop and he did that thing.
Speaker 3: I like the coffee.
Speaker 1: It looks great, but there's like a little thing on it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you fucking bitch, I'm not coming
Speaker 1: back just because.
Speaker 2: Of that, And Paul Joseph Watson was right about you,
Speaker 2: yeah I have. He goes, yeah, he goes, he goes
Speaker 2: like who what.
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 2: And he looks him up and becomes a big fan
Speaker 2: that he hates you.
Speaker 1: He radicalize. It's like you platform, you platformed him effectively. Dude,
Speaker 1: what would you call what would you call Paul Joseph
Speaker 1: Watson fans come on.
Speaker 5: Package, No pagets, pokers, pokers, pogers, Paulgers, pagets past piece
Speaker 5: of ship.
Speaker 1: Fuck faces, Hello, all my fuck faces out there.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna turn I'm gonna turn my air off. It's
Speaker 2: fucking freezing in here.
Speaker 1: And he goes and he starts biting through start, he
Speaker 1: starts chewing on someone's head he would and starts sucking. Dude,
Speaker 1: he's fucking He's deadlier than Donkey Kong. Dude, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: They should have put they should have put fuck uh
Speaker 1: polg of Watson in the new fucking Donkey Kong Country.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. He's the final boss. He slaps through everything instantly.
Speaker 1: You can't wait, you can't wait. How do you win?
Speaker 1: How do you? How do you He's gotta not get hit.
Speaker 1: It's a huge it's a huge test of like how
Speaker 1: good you are at the game. You just can't get
Speaker 1: hit the whole time. I hate bro. That reminds me.
Speaker 3: I know I've mentioned this before. Rise of the imperfects.
Speaker 3: When you're Iron Man, there's there's you can't get hit
Speaker 3: for one of the Yeah, that drives me insane. I'm like,
Speaker 3: but you gotta give me at least a couple of
Speaker 3: you gotta give me something.
Speaker 1: It's a terrible, terrible, terrible. I hate perfect hate. I
Speaker 1: don't want to do something perfect. Dude. That's crazy. The
Speaker 1: game is called imperfect. Why are you making me be perfect?
Speaker 1: That's a crazy.
Speaker 2: It's a crazy reason to.
Speaker 1: Be a Yeah, but I bet it's not as hard
Speaker 1: as I remember, or maybe it's harder because I think
Speaker 1: my motor skills are worse. You know. Yeah, I hate
Speaker 1: nothing more than being requested to be at least be
Speaker 1: so adequate than anything. Fuck you, you dude. Disgusting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: fun that. I'm gonna get my game Shark. I'm a
Speaker 1: cheat on that ship, dude. The game Shark was the plug. Dude.
Speaker 1: You check your Pokemon Pokemon game and you never think
Speaker 1: my homies. So the homies would go to the Elite
Speaker 1: four catch the Elite Force Pokemon. That ship is so
Speaker 1: it's crazy, so evil. I think the battling he was crazy.
Speaker 1: What do you do?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: Do you stop battling? The person and let him choose
Speaker 1: his Pokemon to know what's attack you or do you battle?
Speaker 1: What do you do? Like? What do you do? You
Speaker 1: you get everybody like this, you call the cops? Are
Speaker 1: you going to get to the cops? Time before his
Speaker 1: YouTube blows you up?
Speaker 2: That's like that's almost like if you take your kids
Speaker 2: to like a like if you enroll your kids in
Speaker 2: karate and they go to a tournament and then they're
Speaker 2: they're fighting a tournament and then like some other parent
Speaker 2: is like it's mine now, mine now, and then they
Speaker 2: go home with him and then it's just like.
Speaker 1: I have no record after recourse here at all. It's insane.
Speaker 1: Love it. People was forging taking their own Pokemon leaf
Speaker 1: for it is like, what the fuck? Dude?
Speaker 2: I still kind of I still kind of to this
Speaker 2: day don't even really know what what game shark like.
Speaker 2: I never fucked around with it, and it just like.
Speaker 1: It had every version of it. There was three versions.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand, like.
Speaker 1: What I had the Game Boy Advance one. It was crazy,
Speaker 1: it was it just it was next level.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they had like what because like Nintendo,
Speaker 3: Nintendo was the pioneer this because they had the game
Speaker 3: Genie and that was the first thing that we had.
Speaker 3: So I borrowed my friend's game Genie so we can
Speaker 3: just fuck around in Mario like a super Mario and ship.
Speaker 1: So I was like, that was cool as fuck. And
Speaker 1: then PlayStation one. I still have a cartridge actually, I
Speaker 1: just saw it recently. Ah fuck it.
Speaker 2: But this is the carters that you put into the
Speaker 2: back of it, right, you put into the back of
Speaker 2: it and then you.
Speaker 3: Just switch it on and you would just there was
Speaker 3: codes either already embedded into it or you would just
Speaker 3: import them.
Speaker 1: You would import a bunch of codes into it, and
Speaker 1: then it would just fucking uh it would just uh
Speaker 1: debug the game essentially and it'd break it to however
Speaker 1: you kind of want to play. However, people coach it
Speaker 1: was so fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never I never fucked around with it.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at it, dude, this is a warmth of
Speaker 1: massagies went over me.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Basically at when PS three was uh, they had
Speaker 1: the the codes got too big, so they just stopped
Speaker 1: doing it. That's when they stopped. Yeah, and then those
Speaker 1: people started hacking.
Speaker 3: Then it was just like, oh, we can just go
Speaker 3: on the internet and just put stuff in, and we
Speaker 3: just mod stuff either remotely, you know, like or like.
Speaker 3: So that's that's what we do now, right, We just
Speaker 3: we just fucking mod because uh yeah, but yeah, but
Speaker 3: I understand that you never fucked with it because like
Speaker 3: you don't you don't mess with mods that much either,
Speaker 3: and even now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just uh, I think I I looked at
Speaker 2: it and I thought it was interesting. I just I
Speaker 2: just straight up didn't understand. I just didn't understand how
Speaker 2: they how they worked, or like how they really use it.
Speaker 2: Like I felt like every time I saw a game shark,
Speaker 2: it never looked the same, like it never it never
Speaker 2: was the same thing, like people were talking about game sharks,
Speaker 2: and then I feel like every time I saw it
Speaker 2: or like a picture of it or like whatever, I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know, that doesn't look like the
Speaker 2: last time I saw this. So I don't know what
Speaker 2: the I don't know. I don't know what interesting because
Speaker 2: there were different ones for different like systems, right, I
Speaker 2: assume I.
Speaker 1: Had different things. I know.
Speaker 3: All I know is that like say games, because I
Speaker 3: just had like a PS one, PS two something like that.
Speaker 3: So I said that the PS two one was it
Speaker 3: was like a memory card and a disc you had
Speaker 3: to put in first, and then then it's like all right, now,
Speaker 3: switch and put the game in now, and.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, that's like I always felt like I was
Speaker 2: gonna like break my ship if I did anything like that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, I can't afford another
Speaker 2: one of the.
Speaker 3: Al We did a lot of dumb shit because we
Speaker 3: would even play like Japanese games and you just had
Speaker 3: to uh because like there you you'd keep the the
Speaker 3: so the PS one, you keep the part open. You
Speaker 3: didn't close it, but you had something that would put pressure,
Speaker 3: so it's like it's closed because it wouldn't run without that.
Speaker 3: And then so there's a certain point of the game
Speaker 3: that you would just swap it out at a certain
Speaker 3: moment and then it would would bypass. The fucking bullshit.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid, you know.
Speaker 2: You know What's awesome though about like I remember I
Speaker 2: learned this recently. I think I knew this intrinsically because
Speaker 2: I remember hearing it before. But like on the PS
Speaker 2: one specifically, like there are games like like Ridge Race
Speaker 2: or whatever where you could put the game in, load it,
Speaker 2: and then like take the disc out and put in
Speaker 2: like a CD like whatever CD you wanted, and then
Speaker 2: they would just like it would run the game with
Speaker 2: like the music from the CD in the back and
Speaker 2: it would have all the sound effects from Ridge Racer.
Speaker 2: It would run the game, and I was like, this
Speaker 2: is fucking nuts, how cool this is. But I never
Speaker 2: fucked around with that either. I never had Ridge.
Speaker 1: That shit was the amount of the nostalgia that made
Speaker 1: me feel happy.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like, man, I remember having a game Shark
Speaker 1: and just breaking the fuck out of the games I
Speaker 1: was playing, just completely raping the concept they meant to
Speaker 1: have in the game. Oh yeah, and being like, yay,
Speaker 1: I'm having so much fun.
Speaker 3: I would do sometimes because like I've feel like games
Speaker 3: were unfair in certain aspects, like playing Mega Man Legends
Speaker 3: and you would get this fucking automatic like RPG. It's
Speaker 3: like one of the most powerful weapons that you can
Speaker 3: equip to your Buster, but if you wanted it to
Speaker 3: be infinite, you have to play like a million or
Speaker 3: a billion Zinni or whatever it was. It was something ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I'm like, fuck that. You just go game Shark and
Speaker 1: then have infinite money and then you just go, fucking
Speaker 1: I have it now, and now I'm just blasting everything.
Speaker 1: You just hold circle or you hold whatever you hold,
Speaker 1: you hold the you're just killing everything. Just yes, it
Speaker 1: just it.
Speaker 3: But I've already beaten it many times before, so it's like,
Speaker 3: who gives a fuck? Now now I'm just uh or
Speaker 3: I get the I get the rocket skates the in
Speaker 3: the beginning of the game, because you don't get it
Speaker 3: to way after, so now I'm fucking coasted like shit
Speaker 3: like that, you.
Speaker 1: Don't do it. You don't cheat in the very beginning
Speaker 1: of the game. You don't get the game. And only
Speaker 1: if I don't really care about the game, like if
Speaker 1: it's a game that I couldn't care less about, I
Speaker 1: just want to fuck with And I had to fuck
Speaker 1: I had in the beginning of the game, shit that
Speaker 1: I should have had the game. I had max level.
Speaker 3: Now I cheated on my third one off of so
Speaker 3: technically I cheated by just running fast, like I put
Speaker 3: the speed up so I can get from before I
Speaker 3: need to point B faster.
Speaker 1: But that's it. And then the third play through cheated
Speaker 1: because I wanted to see I wanted to kill everybody
Speaker 1: and also see what happens if it was possible to
Speaker 1: uh save a raven Garb without doing any of that bullshit, right,
Speaker 1: I'm playing it again, right and you can't he like
Speaker 1: I knocked him out and he still dies. It's like
Speaker 1: I tried to like rescue him. I I like one
Speaker 1: shot and fucking it's it's so I just love doing
Speaker 1: impossible stuff or like I cheated the funk out of
Speaker 1: that game. Like it's like it's it's like genuinely ruined
Speaker 1: for me right now. I fucked up so bad. I
Speaker 1: didn't save the comb girl that's like that nose wills dad,
Speaker 1: the lady in a burning house. I didn't save her.
Speaker 1: I fucking I didn't save Manthara. I fucking I killed
Speaker 1: Carla and I was like, why don't I just kill Karlak?
Speaker 1: You have to do it? One time? I killed Carla,
Speaker 1: Like I'm just like, d this is really bad.
Speaker 2: Everyone can you can you kill everybody ultimately and have
Speaker 2: like no story And I guess I.
Speaker 1: Think you can as a darker age, yes you can't.
Speaker 3: Well, so you'll still have the story just because there's
Speaker 3: certain people. There are certain because like you're gonna end
Speaker 3: up with that artifact, uh, regardless, and you're still going
Speaker 3: to run into certain people that you cannot kill because
Speaker 3: they need to set you on the path of getting
Speaker 3: to the you know, the proper destination, so you can't.
Speaker 1: You can kill most people, which is great. You can
Speaker 1: kill every ally, there's just like the.
Speaker 2: Ones like uh like uh uh, yeah, I think I've killed.
Speaker 1: I gotta I've got to load it back up and
Speaker 1: kill them. At certain moments. You can kill everybody. Eventually,
Speaker 1: I just got to load it back up because I killed.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of there was somebody that I
Speaker 1: didn't kill, but they it was. I forgot what it was.
Speaker 1: It's been too long. It's been too long, all right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's whatever we got. Yeah, we got other things.
Speaker 1: Everybody in the world.
Speaker 2: Insatiable snark Fiend wrote in it says, good day, long
Speaker 2: time listener, first time donor been here, been here since
Speaker 2: the Naked JK episode.
Speaker 1: That's a long ass time ago. That's uh that was
Speaker 1: like what episode two or three or something that was
Speaker 1: like really fucking early. That might have been three actually, Anyway,
Speaker 1: he says, I've listened to every episode, and a lot
Speaker 1: of them multiple times over.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's wrong with me either, that this
Speaker 2: kind of one nice good though. I think we have
Speaker 2: a fun show. Like I listened back to some of
Speaker 2: the conversations that we've we've had and I I, I
Speaker 2: do laugh at some of the ship that we say,
Speaker 2: which is nice, never kids and doesn't like anything that
Speaker 2: we do. Actually, he's he's pulled me aside at many
Speaker 2: like a middle party.
Speaker 1: That is nuts. You're terrible, you are you argue yourself.
Speaker 2: Because I've always enjoyed your stories of absurd encounters, such
Speaker 2: as Chris off handedly mentioning seeing someone dressed as a
Speaker 2: waffle fighting somebody outside of a odega for whatever that
Speaker 2: was on Halloween.
Speaker 1: I remember it.
Speaker 2: I remember distinctly. Gabby could corroborate this as well. She
Speaker 2: saw it too, So a guy in a waffle costume
Speaker 2: on stilts, I'll never forget it at three am, arguing
Speaker 2: with I think a clown. The other guy's costume was
Speaker 2: less important because the stilts were so fucking outrageous. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like it looked it looked like seeing something
Speaker 2: in like it looked like a video game, like it
Speaker 2: looked like look you were seeing like this, like lumbering
Speaker 2: like blood born character arguing with like some like merchant
Speaker 2: or something. It was very fucking weird, but Gabby can
Speaker 2: corroborate this. Would love if, would love it if each
Speaker 2: of you could share a story of the ridiculous interactions
Speaker 2: with strangers Please love from New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, there's so many. I can't even I think.
Speaker 2: I think the most recent one that I had was
Speaker 2: I think I told this on the story, this story
Speaker 2: on the show before of like when I went to
Speaker 2: the spa and this uh Asian man, this very old
Speaker 2: Asian man.
Speaker 1: I remember this.
Speaker 2: I kind of honestly, you might have to go back
Speaker 2: and like the details of that story are kind of fuzzy,
Speaker 2: so like I was the most pre whenever I told
Speaker 2: this story. Last is going to be more accurate than
Speaker 2: this time. Understand this, but like I remember just being
Speaker 2: in that locker room and I think, yeah, I was
Speaker 2: opening my locker and he was like I think he said,
Speaker 2: like they're they're trying to take things from me or something,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't know what that means, brother,
Speaker 2: And he's like I think, he says, are you retarded?
Speaker 2: And I go like no, and like I'm retarded, me retarded.
Speaker 2: And I was like, Okay, I gotta get out of
Speaker 2: here because I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't get naked in front of this person. I
Speaker 2: cannot get naked in front of this man like I can.
Speaker 1: She was about to take your body. He was going
Speaker 1: to body slide you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It wasn't even a matter of like feeling threatened. I
Speaker 2: think it was just like I don't know. I genuinely
Speaker 2: don't know what the power dynamic is here. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I'm a threat to him, if he's a
Speaker 2: threat to me, if he if he if he touches
Speaker 2: me in any way, I'm beating him up.
Speaker 1: And then is that going to get me?
Speaker 2: Like what is is this a hate crime?
Speaker 1: Then? Like I just don't Yeah, they're quick with them.
Speaker 1: They'll they'll put a hay Cline on you quick.
Speaker 2: They retarded people. Yeah, yeah, I just I don't know.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: That was truly bewildering. And that was like one of
Speaker 2: the first times I went to a spa too, So
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a.
Speaker 1: Terrible If I remember I remember correctly, there was a
Speaker 1: part of that story or maybe I hope I'm not
Speaker 1: getting it mixed up, but like the water was on
Speaker 1: too hot or something. Was that was that not the
Speaker 1: same guy? Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I think it might stream or some ship.
Speaker 2: Was that the same guy that I think it was,
Speaker 2: but it was like a separate encounter like that was
Speaker 2: earlier or later on that day or something.
Speaker 1: I vaguely remember that story and it might have been
Speaker 1: told on the ploodcast many years ago.
Speaker 2: I wish it was definitely in the last like year
Speaker 2: or two that that this happened, okay, because because I'm I,
Speaker 2: I didn't go to a spaw until like I think,
Speaker 2: like last time. Okay, But yeah, yeah, he was like
Speaker 2: screaming because the water was so hot or something, and
Speaker 2: it was so hard not to like, I was like, dude, that.
Speaker 1: Is funny, man. At least it was retarded, you know. Well,
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, look man, I was. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think he was like saying, like they're trying, they're
Speaker 2: gonna steal my money or something.
Speaker 1: Chris, Oh my god, Chris, do you remember the time
Speaker 1: we were walking We were walking down to like the
Speaker 1: bank one random time, and I mistakenly kicked the homeless person.
Speaker 1: What well? You remember that you were walking to Chasewaw Town.
Speaker 1: That happens because I was walking close to like one
Speaker 1: of the like one of the places, and I like
Speaker 1: dragged my foot kicked the homeless guy by mistake. I
Speaker 1: didn't like kick him like with intention, but I was
Speaker 1: walking and I kind of like kind of sliding my
Speaker 1: feet when I was walking, I hit a homeless guy
Speaker 1: and I freaked out. I was like, oh no, and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh I do remember this? What the
Speaker 1: that's many men years ago? Oh gee, that was like
Speaker 1: that was like twenty sixteen. Maybe no, it was twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: You lived in Bank, so might have been so sixteen seventeen.
Speaker 2: It was sixteen seventeen. I don't think it was eighteen
Speaker 2: maybe eighteen early like that's that is hilarious.
Speaker 1: I do remember that they didn't hit him hit him
Speaker 1: hard because I felt like my leg shake in your defense.
Speaker 2: He it was like he was using like metal gear
Speaker 2: camo like I didn't see him either, and he was
Speaker 2: It just looked like a pile of like stuff and
Speaker 2: it didn't look like it didn't look like a person
Speaker 2: could be there, dude. They also like the tail end
Speaker 2: it looked I do remember that. That was crazy. I
Speaker 2: can't believe you did that.
Speaker 1: Man. It was funny. It was it was whoa, It
Speaker 1: was a funny happenstance. I'm sure his story was tragic.
Speaker 2: Though, Yeah, clearly, yes he's homeless.
Speaker 1: What if a homeless person doesn't have a tragic story.
Speaker 2: I mean, those aren't really like I would consider those
Speaker 2: like drifters more than homeless people then or like or like,
Speaker 2: I don't even know what you would call it, like
Speaker 2: because I know people who are homeless who are not
Speaker 2: like homeless people per se.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean, Like just I know homeless
Speaker 1: people that aren't transients actually though they're like they don't
Speaker 1: have homes, but they're not like transience transient transience.
Speaker 2: Back in my day, they were just indience boy, because
Speaker 2: I know, but I know people who don't have they
Speaker 2: they don't have a domicile or they don't have like
Speaker 2: a place, but like they're fine, Like they're not like
Speaker 2: starving or anything like that. They can like but that's
Speaker 2: different from somebody like if you're sleeping on the street
Speaker 2: and with a with like a bunch of shopping bags
Speaker 2: and you're you know, they're ship all over you or something,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, It's not that's not exactly
Speaker 2: the best situation.
Speaker 1: Likely from homeless must be a fucking wild ride. Man.
Speaker 1: That's like bad guy and that's like bad guy level three.
Speaker 2: You know, I love this interjection. Stealing from homeless people
Speaker 2: must be a bad thing. For a wild ride, wild ride,
Speaker 2: I think you just said wild right. You did not
Speaker 2: say wild ride before. I remember five wild I'm got
Speaker 2: to say wild ride. Okay, Well I can't.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it. I don't think I did.
Speaker 3: I was trying to think of a good time I
Speaker 3: met like strangers, you know, because a lot of times
Speaker 3: when you think strangers, you think it's kind of like
Speaker 3: a bad encounter or something. And I was trying to
Speaker 3: think of, like, what was something that was endearing, And
Speaker 3: the closest thing I can think of was when I
Speaker 3: was sixteen, we would hang out at the downtown Brea
Speaker 3: all the time, and there just happened to be some
Speaker 3: fucking skinheads or whatever. Didn't really notice them untill we're
Speaker 3: just about to leave, and one of them just said
Speaker 3: something I don't fucking know. I was, I'm paying attention,
Speaker 3: and then me replying like what, And then immediately that
Speaker 3: like set them off, kind of like ooh, I like
Speaker 3: I agrowed, and it's like, oh, I'm black, So it's
Speaker 3: he just started saying all this racist shit, and he
Speaker 3: was following us, and then a couple other guys showed up.
Speaker 3: We crossed the street by there's there used to be
Speaker 3: a tower records there. I don't know, it's probably a
Speaker 3: spirit Halloween now or something, and yeah, fucking they were like,
Speaker 3: let's go to the train track.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, you fucking gay.
Speaker 3: I was like, if you want to do something, just
Speaker 3: do it now or go away, And of course they
Speaker 3: just went back across street doing their hitlers and shit,
Speaker 3: and there was a bunch of strangers like there's maybe
Speaker 3: like four of.
Speaker 1: Them or something.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't say a bunch, I guess there's a few.
Speaker 3: And they're like, hey, yeah, if they did anything, we
Speaker 3: would have beat the absolute piss out of them, like
Speaker 3: they said someone along the lines like that, And I
Speaker 3: was just like, oh, that's funny, like cause usually it's
Speaker 3: the opposite, right. People usually stay far away and don't
Speaker 3: want anything to do with any chaos for understandable reasons.
Speaker 3: But I guess they saw them doing all the racist shit,
Speaker 3: and it was just cool to see like people willing
Speaker 3: to beat, Like I guess when you have the opportunity
Speaker 3: to beat the fuck out of Nazis and like, so
Speaker 3: they were kind of like hoping something.
Speaker 1: Popped off like that. And then that's when Nazis had
Speaker 1: the proper like you know, social credit score they did,
Speaker 1: you know back then, and now social credit is like
Speaker 1: very different where it's like see somebody finding a nots
Speaker 1: and you'll be like, well, he just had to do
Speaker 1: he wanted to debate. He's having a simple debate. Roman.
Speaker 1: It's a word in. It's just a word in a gesture, dude, Like,
Speaker 1: what's what's up with that? Do you know what Joj
Speaker 1: just taught me yesterday? I can't fucking believe this? Did
Speaker 1: she did she say that you? No, no, no, you
Speaker 1: know I was thinking of the because you know, like, oh,
Speaker 1: they're just doing Roman salutes or whatever, and she was like, heyo,
Speaker 1: did you know that Roman salutes? It's not even real.
Speaker 1: It's like it's the fucking it's completely than I didn't
Speaker 1: know that, dude, because you just like so and some
Speaker 1: people they saw that painting and they made a fucking
Speaker 1: movie like in the thirties or something, and then they
Speaker 1: started doing the Roman salute in that movie. And because
Speaker 1: of that, because of Hollywood, essentially everyone just thinks that
Speaker 1: that's what they did, and there's no actual incredible information
Speaker 1: in history of them doing it, And I'm like, how
Speaker 1: the fuck did I not know about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know how I learned, because I think
Speaker 2: I learned that because like, when I heard it being
Speaker 2: referred to as the Roman salute, I was.
Speaker 1: Like, Roman, No, what are you talking? Like what is that?
Speaker 2: Even like there's no there's no examples of this that
Speaker 2: I could remember from history, like from what from when
Speaker 2: I learned about it?
Speaker 1: So I was like, what the fuck do you mean?
Speaker 2: I've never heard it referred to. I have never heard
Speaker 2: of this referred to as a Roman salute in my
Speaker 2: life until this day. And so I was looking it up.
Speaker 2: I was looking looking around at it, and I think
Speaker 2: I saw that I didn't really make much of it
Speaker 2: because I was like, Okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 3: I've seen it enough in media to where I just like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I guess they did that. But then when I think of, like, say,
Speaker 3: my some of my favorite media that I paid attention to,
Speaker 3: they did not do it or and yes, in history,
Speaker 3: I had not heard about that, so it should be obvious.
Speaker 1: But fucking Hollywood can really fuck you up, man, Like,
Speaker 1: really just have people accept shit when it didn't even happen.
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, that was interesting. Just literally last night.
Speaker 1: I just learned that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like when when it's like when people are
Speaker 2: convinced that Indians are that small and they can fit
Speaker 2: in your cover? Which ones the Native Americans can't call
Speaker 2: them that anymore?
Speaker 1: Chris, Yeah, they're Native Americans.
Speaker 2: Well, the movie is not called The Native American in the.
Speaker 1: Coverage because it wasn't made by a wokie. That's what
Speaker 1: I like.
Speaker 2: That is pretty fun. The first people in the cover,
Speaker 2: the first.
Speaker 1: Is so stupid. You met an average some of them,
Speaker 1: some of them call themselves that man I want to meet.
Speaker 1: I want to meet it Aboriginal, like I want I
Speaker 1: want to read. Definitely, they're just tan like like, hey,
Speaker 1: what's up about you? What's going on? Have you ever
Speaker 1: have you ever met a Native? Have you ever met
Speaker 1: met a native Southern like Southeast Asian person Southeast? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like an actual one, because you know how like there's
Speaker 1: the ones that are like in the Philippines but they're
Speaker 1: clearly Chinese people, but they're like they're like, I'm Filipino,
Speaker 1: but it's like your blood you're well Philip, you're saying
Speaker 1: like they immigrated from China to the Philippines. Any of
Speaker 1: them on islands came from the mainland and then came, well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that, but have you? But like, there are
Speaker 1: native I met like native Filipino people that are like
Speaker 1: not Filipino. Uh, what is it called native?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Where's crazy? Which agents take place? Again? It takes place
Speaker 1: crazy Asians takes place. It takes place in times Singapore, Singapore.
Speaker 1: I met a native Singaporean. He's like, he looks nothing
Speaker 1: like all the Singaporeans. I saw that all my life.
Speaker 1: And he said, yeah, because a lot of them are
Speaker 1: like of Chinese descent. I'm like from Singapore, That's why
Speaker 1: I look like a gold human being. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: he looked like Adam Morlocke. It was hilarious, Like you're
Speaker 1: looking sick. He's like meeting Australians, right, and then you
Speaker 1: meet an Aboriginal You're like, you don't look like what
Speaker 1: I've been told people from your place look like at all?
Speaker 1: What the hell is that? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I've seen some pretty you know, well motherfuckers
Speaker 3: that they embraced the like the tribal like culture, and
Speaker 3: so they're they're out in the hot sun all day
Speaker 3: and they're incredibly dark, but they have their hair is interesting.
Speaker 3: Their hair reminds me of Ethiopians, you know where, Like
Speaker 3: it's like the mixture of north and and and sub.
Speaker 1: Is all right, okay, let's go to little Ethiopia. I
Speaker 1: want to go Why? All right? Why that is so crazy?
Speaker 1: Not respectful, but it's why would I go there? It's
Speaker 1: like pure disrespectful, like how it was it was no
Speaker 1: venom on it though it was like no venom on.
Speaker 1: It was like, why would I go there?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: What for purpose? The culture eat some of their food? Why? Okay? No,
Speaker 1: move on? Like why like why should I do that?
Speaker 1: Would I do?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Where did I eat that? Why? Mister mister witt mister
Speaker 1: wittle Willy wrote in Mister whittle Willy, he says, hello,
Speaker 1: ship of the Edge of Human Understanding, long time listener,
Speaker 1: first time homeless, Welcome aboard.
Speaker 2: Keep forgetting that our fans are homeless.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought I started caring for a second.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, well, I mean he could. I mean
Speaker 2: it would be a startlingly irresponsible use of his money.
Speaker 2: But if he was truly homeless. But I once saw
Speaker 2: two homeless men sixty nine ing besides a staples in
Speaker 2: a bush, not at all hitting, not at all hidden
Speaker 2: from the highway. May I add, well, what are you
Speaker 2: worried somebody's gonna see you being embarrassing when you're home?
Speaker 1: Like, what's like?
Speaker 2: This is always what's funnybout? It's like, aren't they embarrassed?
Speaker 2: It's like they don't have anything, they don't have anything
Speaker 2: to be like, what do you mean, of course not,
Speaker 2: they're gonna jerk off in the street.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jerk off in the street. I'm gonna. I
Speaker 1: would do it if I didn't if I didn't care,
Speaker 1: if I didn't give a shit, if I had nothing
Speaker 1: holding me down, if I had no family to think about,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd be jerking off everywhere. Yeah, family's a
Speaker 1: Hindu evolution.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. But he said, so,
Speaker 2: what is the wildest thing you've personally witnessed a holmost person,
Speaker 2: a homeless person doing The one that I think of
Speaker 2: immediately is something that's like kind of reason And I
Speaker 2: remember as in an uber and like we hit like
Speaker 2: a light and then I look over to the right
Speaker 2: and it was like downtown La proper and I saw
Speaker 2: somebody kind of like so there was like at discarded mattress.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure it had bugs written on it or
Speaker 2: something like like the one that from back on our
Speaker 2: street where it was like clearly contaminated mattress. And then
Speaker 2: I saw like it was someone was moving around on it,
Speaker 2: and I was like, what the fuck or in it
Speaker 2: or something. I was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: I thought like maybe like animals had gotten into the mattress,
Speaker 2: and there was a guy in the mattress, like he
Speaker 2: had cut himself into the mattress somehow and was like
Speaker 2: kind of like just in it and just like wiggling around,
Speaker 2: And I was like, that is kind of an amazing
Speaker 2: thing to see. You've never gone mattress diving, Chris No,
Speaker 2: I never gotte mattress.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen homeless people have like a homeless turf
Speaker 1: war before. What do you mean? Like me, me and
Speaker 1: my friend Jalen one of our other friends went to
Speaker 1: uh we went to New York and we were like
Speaker 1: we were in Yonkers, like spend a night hanging out
Speaker 1: with our friend and it was just a series of
Speaker 1: like wild events where he went to a bar. My
Speaker 1: friend got like cock blocked like in a fucking movie.
Speaker 1: There was a fire on the side of the freeway,
Speaker 1: and then we saw two homeless guys fighting and one
Speaker 1: guy busted a bottle over the dude's head and our
Speaker 1: friend had to go like it was like a terrif wi.
Speaker 1: It was like multiple homeless people like going like small
Speaker 1: separate scrimmishes, and then one of them my friends broke
Speaker 1: up and I was like, you should probably really not
Speaker 1: touch those guys. That's great in Yonkers because that's one
Speaker 1: of my friends. It was was white planes. Technically it
Speaker 1: was white.
Speaker 2: Plains, all right, that's also weird, but like, yeah, but.
Speaker 1: We were just because one of our friends lived there
Speaker 1: at the time. It was insane. It was a wild occurrence,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is really cool.
Speaker 2: There's a place called White Plains by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, white plans. It's a it's a plain place where
Speaker 1: all the white spots and there's a road like that
Speaker 1: in New York. You guys ever seen a home, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have seen that. Different. It's different. You don't. You
Speaker 1: don't get used to because you don't. You don't.
Speaker 2: I saw that, and I saw that in Dallas.
Speaker 1: Oh I don't know why you're in Dallas watching homeless people.
Speaker 2: Ship a sacred We did a sacred live show in Dallas.
Speaker 2: I was hunting or was it Dallas or Houston? No, Houston, Sorry,
Speaker 2: it was in Houston. It was a Sacred Symbols live
Speaker 2: show in Houston.
Speaker 1: Shittyay, So I got shipped on a manhole. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: just like like like good about it? Oh, on a
Speaker 1: manhole the cover on not in, not in like onto
Speaker 1: the metal of the cover in time. Damn.
Speaker 2: Now I think it was just it was simply too heavy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to me, that's one thing you can never get
Speaker 1: used to, man, uh, because you don't know, only see
Speaker 1: adult shitting. It's just not a thing. You see baby
Speaker 1: shit and then that's it. And this was seeing full
Speaker 1: grown humans like shitting or like what the like what
Speaker 1: is this? And Uh, there's a in La where I
Speaker 1: used to live when I lived in South Central close
Speaker 1: to uh one of my favorite chicken joints, which made
Speaker 1: me not really want to go there anymore. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: just a church's you know, like it's still pretty popular brand,
Speaker 1: but like, yeah, just.
Speaker 2: The crazy almost lady.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, there's little small bushes small like there, I'm talking
Speaker 3: about like two foot bushes and she's just shitting and
Speaker 3: them and I'm like, come on, bitch, like you just
Speaker 3: go behind the behind the building is fine.
Speaker 1: She's like, no, I desire an audience, right, and it
Speaker 1: just really it it it is. I was just like, damn,
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to eat my food
Speaker 1: right now. So that's just kind of how that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that shit does happen. See people, shit like makes me
Speaker 1: not hungry and it makes me upset. So I'm like, god,
Speaker 1: damn it, I really wanted to eat and now I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna feel bad for a little bit. Thanks.
Speaker 2: He suck, all right, Let's Charlie Charlie. Charlie Kirk got
Speaker 2: treated with with the Last of Us two style next shot.
Speaker 2: Rode In says, this is mainly a question for Sweener.
Speaker 2: This year has been fucking crazy for rap music, and
Speaker 2: I was wondering what is the album of the year
Speaker 2: is so far? Personally the new j I.
Speaker 1: D Album and Clips album are my favorites, but still
Speaker 1: need to listen to the new Little Sims and Tyler
Speaker 1: albums at full I don't know anything about what's going on.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's been a good year. Little Sims album
Speaker 1: is Fantastic Clips's album is a very good return to
Speaker 1: classic hip hop. But my favorite album is gonna have
Speaker 1: to go to Alfredo Too by Alchemists Freddy Gibbs Man.
Speaker 1: I think they are just so good. Freddy Gibbs is
Speaker 1: one of the most talented rappers currently alive. Alchemists is
Speaker 1: the best producer. I don't care anybody says. I don't
Speaker 1: give anybody says. Anyone could argue that there's freaking metro booming.
Speaker 1: People could argue that it's fucking what's his name Mustard.
Speaker 1: I think they're dumb and stupid. The best producer is Alchemist.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck. And then knowledge shut up,
Speaker 1: niggu you shut up, you shut up, you dumb bitch,
Speaker 1: you dumb ass. Fucking die, you fucking die, fall a
Speaker 1: hole and die. I gotta say it kind of for
Speaker 1: the same reason.
Speaker 3: Not well, I guess it's for different reasons, but similar
Speaker 3: reasons as far as like just surprising a breath of
Speaker 3: fresh air Clips like being back cool, unexpected, maybe needed,
Speaker 3: uh like kind of in I was thinking of like
Speaker 3: Expedition thirty three and why like that's I still consider
Speaker 3: it my game of the year, or as far as
Speaker 3: like breath of fresh air, and I feel like it
Speaker 3: was kind of needed, kind of a thing. Maybe it's
Speaker 3: you can still argue on like whether it's the best
Speaker 3: or not or whatever like that, but those those would
Speaker 3: be like for those similar reasons where it's like kind
Speaker 3: of importance to the moment.
Speaker 1: What the hell are you reading? No, I was looking
Speaker 1: for the next question. Clips album is all based. That's
Speaker 1: why I think it's so funny. It's a haters album.
Speaker 1: I think I think people need to be on modern
Speaker 1: hip hop music. It's like this boomer shit, but they're
Speaker 1: really good. I am okay with that because I've just
Speaker 1: never I've I've I'm up two minds where I'm like,
Speaker 1: hey to reach their own but also a lot of
Speaker 1: there's a lot of ship out there that is so
Speaker 1: fucking bad, and you can't convince me otherwise as a
Speaker 1: musician that knows how to play instruments, you can't fucking
Speaker 1: trick me into thinking some ship that I'm listening to
Speaker 1: is fucking actual talent instead of people being on a
Speaker 1: lot of drugs just just doing ship. I think there's
Speaker 1: a lot of maid, but I think that's always been
Speaker 1: the case. I think there's just more made. Now there's
Speaker 1: more music, it's more, it's more, it's more readily available.
Speaker 1: Almost anyone can make an album, dude, like you know.
Speaker 1: But I think the problem is that I think I
Speaker 1: think the people that have been I think people that
Speaker 1: have been praised and deified as the best artists are
Speaker 1: not that good. I think that's a huge problem because
Speaker 1: the's a lot of talent that it's not being observed.
Speaker 2: I'm changing, he's changing my album of the year to
Speaker 2: uh Dave once. Yeah, mine is whatever a toom McDonald
Speaker 2: is putting out whatever McDonald?
Speaker 1: What is he?
Speaker 2: I don't even care what it is. I don't even
Speaker 2: care that I've I've not heard it. Whatever it is,
Speaker 2: it's the best music I ever think he's.
Speaker 1: Put out Like a rip Charlie song.
Speaker 2: Oh for sure, I guarantee you.
Speaker 1: I bet.
Speaker 2: I bet it's a spoken word fucking I bet it's like,
Speaker 2: uh like a Paul Walker type, you know, like.
Speaker 1: It didn't rosean state the inward in the song he
Speaker 1: was in.
Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe I mean that sounds like what
Speaker 2: didn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: Today or yesterday? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, oh yeah, after the kibble thing happened,
Speaker 2: she was like, can you imagine if it could you
Speaker 2: imagine if if an administration put pressure to fire comedian
Speaker 2: that they that they didn't like, and it's like you
Speaker 2: got fired in twenty.
Speaker 1: Eighteen when Trump was president and the administration didn't buy
Speaker 1: your own catch for you, bitch your cast, buy your
Speaker 1: own cast like you like. I guarantee you.
Speaker 2: First of all, Obama wasn't wasn't president that Trump was.
Speaker 2: So if if an administra, if the administration could get
Speaker 2: you fired and did it was Trump, which no, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: And Obama doesn't care. Obama doesn't give a fuck about Roseanne.
Speaker 3: Why would he give a fuck about Roseanne? You think
Speaker 3: Obama watching? Obama just watched sports? And what else did
Speaker 3: he think?
Speaker 1: Think he did? He just bombed people and watched sports
Speaker 1: like this? He did? He let's he watched? He watched sports?
Speaker 2: Uh maybe in living color and then played like Bomberman
Speaker 2: Living Bomberman and Ace Combat and was the.
Speaker 1: Next bomber min I love planes. Hurry up, I'm getting
Speaker 1: I have to Bamba might have to go, Obama, I
Speaker 1: have to bomb some japaneses.
Speaker 2: That won't make a new bomber man say, I think
Speaker 2: the Japanese had the right idea when they made planes dangerous.
Speaker 1: You know, my name is Obama for Obama Obama. I
Speaker 1: love that. It's crazy. My name is Barack because I'm
Speaker 1: a I'm I'm about to barock your world with you
Speaker 1: dropped the Obama on me. Baby. Let me be clear
Speaker 1: by making you dead. Let me make you clear, Let
Speaker 1: me make you. Let me tear you asunder until you're
Speaker 1: completely see through. I'm fitting the sunder these brown motherfuckers.
Speaker 1: I don't know whatever what the question was a sunder?
Speaker 1: I don't know sundering. I think it means to burn
Speaker 1: and break apart, break down or something. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Uh, Jewels Adventures, and he says Christ in episode three
Speaker 2: fifty five, you can see a little brown can you
Speaker 2: show it? I'm I'm acoustic and I like being nosy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean it's a brown Jackson.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's fucking it's a very it's a very.
Speaker 2: Very normal guitar.
Speaker 1: Like, brother, you fucking you jacked me. What do you
Speaker 1: mean I bought that guitar first? Did you really? That
Speaker 1: is so crazy? That is insane. Yes, I bought I
Speaker 1: bought that guitar years ago. Let me grab it hold On.
Speaker 2: It is weird as fuck that we have. This is
Speaker 2: the second time we've bought the same guitar completely independently.
Speaker 1: Woway Boys, little gay boy guitar, buying a little queer
Speaker 1: look at you, guys.
Speaker 2: Because I had a black checkter.
Speaker 1: I still do.
Speaker 2: It's I think it's at home.
Speaker 3: I remember something. I was like, there was something else
Speaker 3: that that like happened, but I forgot. But the Jackson one,
Speaker 3: I was like, all right now to me, it's a
Speaker 3: very good guitar. I was like five hundred bucks, four
Speaker 3: hundred whatever it was. But like, I really like Jackson pickups,
Speaker 3: and so I bought a two Jackson's hold on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like, I genuinely like the I like
Speaker 2: wood fin finish on things. Like I don't know, I
Speaker 2: don't know what it is like there's something about it
Speaker 2: like I like that. It's like, I don't know, it
Speaker 2: feels it feels I don't know, it feels like mature.
Speaker 1: For some reason.
Speaker 2: It's very dumb, but I'll just grab it horn. But
Speaker 2: I gotta I want to actually funk around with this.
Speaker 1: I want to put like I want to.
Speaker 2: I gotta get into like pedals and ship. But I'm
Speaker 2: just like I don't have time. But yeah, it's nothing crazy.
Speaker 2: I don't really have any souped up guitars. And the
Speaker 2: craziest guitar I have is probably that's actually so crazy
Speaker 2: and it's insane, that's hysterical that we is literally the
Speaker 2: exact same fucking guitar. Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't
Speaker 2: tell if like maybe like my contrast is just kind.
Speaker 1: Of mine's all fucked up played to death that I
Speaker 1: actually it is both of Uh.
Speaker 3: I wore out the uh about the for the my
Speaker 3: brain's not working right now, both both of them. I
Speaker 3: wore them out. So I have to fucking like basically,
Speaker 3: IM gonna get my guitar tuned up, take it and
Speaker 3: have some people replace the things and kind of because
Speaker 3: I almost never do the maintenance on it that you
Speaker 3: should do because of your intonation starts to fuck up
Speaker 3: because of like the elements and shit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I have I retune it and that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: I have changed.
Speaker 2: And I read my songs with this my acoustic my
Speaker 2: acoustic guitar, which by the way, that's something I actually
Speaker 2: should show on camera because it's it's shattered to pieces.
Speaker 2: But like I still play it. I haven't changed those strings,
Speaker 2: and I think for three four years they probably sound
Speaker 2: very muddy. Dude, it's I'm waiting for the day they
Speaker 2: all lash out and cut my hand off while I'm
Speaker 2: playing m but like this, get hard, let me, let me,
Speaker 2: let me go. It is funny. How how ruined this guitar?
Speaker 1: Grab your guitar? King? Soon? You got a guitar. I
Speaker 1: don't don't what else we got. I'm gonna give you
Speaker 1: one of mine. Oh, you gotta name him. This is slut. Oh,
Speaker 1: what the hell do you do? What did you? How
Speaker 1: did you break that? Hey, I can't hear you. Hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on? Can you hear them? We can't hear you.
Speaker 1: You're you're breaking up? Check your check your.
Speaker 6: That.
Speaker 1: I can hear you perfectly. What the fun was that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess you'll hear them about whatever.
Speaker 2: It picks up in there, picks up in the the
Speaker 2: our local audio. But like so, I was playing uh
Speaker 2: in my room, and sometimes I'll put it like dude,
Speaker 2: like it's it's insane, but I uh, sometimes I'll just
Speaker 2: forget where it is. And it was under a bunch
Speaker 2: of covers because I was like doing laundry and then
Speaker 2: I it was at the end of a long day
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god. And then I
Speaker 2: jumped into bed and I basically like landed on top
Speaker 2: of it, and I heard a crunch and I was
Speaker 2: like no, And so this is just completely fucked. And
Speaker 2: it's been falling apart ever since.
Speaker 1: But it's still.
Speaker 2: It's still like functions. So like I guess, like I
Speaker 2: don't know, Yeah, it probably sounds pretty different, but like
Speaker 2: not like it's not ruined per se. I don't know
Speaker 2: if I would record a song with it. But I
Speaker 2: bought my first good for noodling and figuring and writing
Speaker 2: and stuff.
Speaker 1: I bought my first Dude, I really am having problems
Speaker 1: with memory right now. Look at him.
Speaker 2: He hasn't taken alphab brands.
Speaker 1: Problem freid, Oh my god, what's wrong with me? Fret?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: I think it's uh, let me make sure. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what is going on? He is he does remember?
Speaker 2: He doesn't remember his name. Guys, everybody in the audience,
Speaker 2: everybody typed Derek.
Speaker 1: Derek. No, No, I can't believe I can't remember this
Speaker 1: name right now. Uh, He's beyond help. It's all over now,
Speaker 1: It's well it's oh my god, I can't believe anyway,
Speaker 1: what I was trying to know. What I was trying
Speaker 1: to say is, yeah, I will go to sleep, I
Speaker 1: will get some sleep after. But this guitar the for
Speaker 1: to add a more natural position. Can you see the
Speaker 1: frets that they're uh they're they're tilted. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 3: There's a word for it in my brain, can't remember it,
Speaker 3: but it's, uh, it's actually this is my Ris guitar
Speaker 3: like that, and it's cool because you just because you're
Speaker 3: you're you naturally bind, right you don't, yeah, more comfortable.
Speaker 3: It's it's so it's a pretty cool, uh investment to
Speaker 3: like have just one like.
Speaker 1: Just that's kind of cool. Yeah, I can't. Somebody right
Speaker 1: now that's a guitarist is like, it's this you fucking
Speaker 1: dumb knit you know, you dumb black person that plays
Speaker 1: instruments not as good as me. Way because you're.
Speaker 2: Because you're black. By the way, I fan fan Fredded
Speaker 2: fan Fredded.
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah I could say that, fred fred Berger. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna yeah anyway, like that's that's it. Like that turned
Speaker 1: into a bigger I just I just realized, like I hadn't, like, sorry,
Speaker 1: I just had Sorry, I just had to put that
Speaker 1: out there. Okay, go ahead, Okay, but that's it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's nothing special.
Speaker 2: Holding in my piss all day so I can shoot
Speaker 2: Kidney Stones fire uh and it cuts off off. But
Speaker 2: like whatever, say, hello, Blue album, Pinkerton and Ratitude.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. It's crazy. Is are those? These are all?
Speaker 2: Those are Weezer albums, right, and they're the worst ones,
Speaker 2: as I understand.
Speaker 1: I ain't the Blue I know.
Speaker 2: I well, yeah, Blue is the wait, Blue is the
Speaker 2: good of the mecca. Pinkerton I think people have a
Speaker 2: problem with and Ratitude is the worst.
Speaker 1: I don't like being called a Pinkerton kind of setched me.
Speaker 1: They killed Arthur.
Speaker 2: I somehow haven't really I somehow haven't actually listened to
Speaker 2: Weezer really me neither.
Speaker 1: I've heard them, because you know, they're they're like one
Speaker 1: of the most popular bands on the planet.
Speaker 2: But I've heard some songs by them, obviously, But like,
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever sat and been like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna listen to this Weezer album. I've never done it.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, I would take you as a Weezer fan, so, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a build of a Weezer fan.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the Weezer phenotype, you do, like physically physically, Like
Speaker 6: if you like Weezer, would be like, I really appreciate you,
Speaker 6: but I listen to you, like, are you sure?
Speaker 1: It always it always except physical? I hate Weezer, like
Speaker 1: the fucking dog person and no pilical I am a wolf.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, this is a classic is a classic video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the way people make fun of that person
Speaker 1: at that time was crazy because they weren't even bothering anybody.
Speaker 2: Well, they were just it's different. It's silly, you know,
Speaker 2: it's it's I don't think there's anything wrong with laughing
Speaker 2: at it, but I think that the seriousness by which
Speaker 2: people took it where it's just like this is.
Speaker 1: This is a threat to American civil and maybe we're
Speaker 1: very unkind to that fella.
Speaker 2: Well it's a dog, so whatever, if he's truly a dog,
Speaker 2: then you know, doesn't matter. With the with the concern
Speaker 2: with the concerningly Nazist trend that culture seen to be
Speaker 2: on as of late this I love this question. It's
Speaker 2: not out of the question that movie studios will we
Speaker 2: get to write this way by making unwoke remakes of
Speaker 2: popular film.
Speaker 1: No, that's crazy. The concept of this is hysterical.
Speaker 2: If there were, if if this were to happen, what
Speaker 2: movies would you think would be the funniest if turned unwoke,
Speaker 2: such as an all white remake of Black Panther oring
Speaker 2: Glorious Bastards where.
Speaker 1: They all buy twenty minutes in and the movie Glorious
Speaker 1: that was gonna be my thing, say it was gonna
Speaker 1: call the bastards, Yeah, fucking fucking American bastards, and then
Speaker 1: they just get shot. Just they just they're just murdering
Speaker 1: Jewish people. Film that was good, all right, on to
Speaker 1: the next meeting and then they fucking he finishes the meeting,
Speaker 1: nothing happens, gets a nice meal like yeah, a fucking
Speaker 1: pulp fiction where when they show up to uh, I
Speaker 1: forgot a dude's house and you know, talking about the
Speaker 1: dead hard hour storage, right.
Speaker 3: And it's just that though, he just keeps saying the
Speaker 3: filard and then berating them for forty minutes and the
Speaker 3: movie ends.
Speaker 1: It's Django, but the movie is just Django getting lynched,
Speaker 1: Jangle lost, mister mister Candy kills Jo who leads the
Speaker 1: whole thing. Dude. That'd be an interesting film because that
Speaker 1: character is interesting, but also like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I can watch a whole movie about a racist Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then the plot resolves and they're still just as racist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Captain America. But it ends with uh uh Nick Fury,
Speaker 2: who is still Sam Jackson coming to him and is like,
Speaker 2: I'm putting together comes join my team, and he's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, absolutely not, I would never work with you.
Speaker 1: She's like, I can't talk to you. I can't talk
Speaker 1: to you in public.
Speaker 2: But also he doesn't fight Red Skull because he thinks
Speaker 2: Red Skull has uh, it's just it's just his opinion, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he admires read Bulls Red School's opinions, and he's
Speaker 3: protecting another First Amendment even though he doesn't live in America.
Speaker 1: You know, that would be that would be a really interesting. Look.
Speaker 1: I look, I look, I understand that where the world's
Speaker 1: going right now, we can't have that. But when cap
Speaker 1: was a part of Hydra, it was really cool. Oh,
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying, but we can't have that
Speaker 1: right now. Unfortunately, that was a big deal.
Speaker 3: I missed like comic book stuff like that, where it
Speaker 3: kind of it transcended the comic book world and people
Speaker 3: on the outside are like, what happened now? That was
Speaker 3: one of those things when it was like that was
Speaker 3: the last one I felt. It was like a hal
Speaker 3: Hydra hal Hydra and motherfuckers were like say what now?
Speaker 3: And I remember that ship like being everywhere, and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, that's kind of cool. People are really mad
Speaker 1: about it, and I was like, did you guys read
Speaker 1: the comic? It's actually really cool, you know. That's why
Speaker 1: everybody reads anything. That's like, that's why they were the
Speaker 1: greater story. It was revealed and was kind of lame
Speaker 1: with the story that preceded it was fucking firect Empire
Speaker 1: was dope. People are like Captain America's HydroD. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: and it's like, yeah, man, dude, it is real.
Speaker 2: It really is crazy people. I really think because most
Speaker 2: media that people interact with now is not words, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like people have lost the ability
Speaker 2: to like really actually understand what reading is like genuinely,
Speaker 2: because like I think there's like fewer magazines, there's fewer
Speaker 2: like it's it's there's few like people aren't reading as much.
Speaker 2: It's really all about like movies and like it's just
Speaker 2: all like visual I guess visual vocal people telling yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and now it's just like people just don't know how
Speaker 2: to read anything. I think said, dude, somebody said somebody
Speaker 2: got really fun. There's there's some people who got like
Speaker 2: really mad at my thoughts and prayers thing that were
Speaker 2: like and by the way, it's like it's you visit
Speaker 2: their profiles and it's like, oh, this is so fun,
Speaker 2: like I'm so glad that this guy is upset. But
Speaker 2: they're like, yeah, Chris is crazy. He thinks of Charlie
Speaker 2: Kirk is masade.
Speaker 1: However, being like.
Speaker 2: When did I say this? What I had to digress myself,
Speaker 2: like is that a joke that I would have made?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, no, I don't think so, it's not
Speaker 2: funny enough.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 2: There's nothing. There's not a joke there. How do you
Speaker 2: I remembered it was like, oh, it's because I thought that.
Speaker 2: I thought before the shooter got caught, like there was
Speaker 2: a potential possibility that it could have been like it,
Speaker 2: because I just couldn't believe that like some random fucking
Speaker 2: loser could just escape like the mad.
Speaker 1: Then I thought about like, I don't understand.
Speaker 2: I guess I guess they thought I was talking about
Speaker 2: the Charlie Kirk instead of the guy who shot him.
Speaker 1: Oh they knew.
Speaker 2: But see I'm sorry you still which is which?
Speaker 1: But is stupid? Yeah, we didn't conform.
Speaker 3: It's like, even let's just say, for the sake of argument,
Speaker 3: you misspoke, Chris, let's disable to take even if you misspoke,
Speaker 3: a person on the level would understand, oh, he must.
Speaker 1: Be talking about the shooter.
Speaker 2: And like even if you, dude, I've noticed that where
Speaker 2: like people will misspeak and it's clear, like you hear
Speaker 2: people misspeak all the time, and you and you just
Speaker 2: kind of like intrinsically understand what it is they're trying
Speaker 2: to say, and you make the corrections in your head
Speaker 2: and just just just to have a good, fair conversation.
Speaker 2: People don't know how to do that anymore, Like they
Speaker 2: just they it's like, oh you said this, I'm like, well, no,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, miss clearly because because the whole premise of
Speaker 2: this conversation hinges on the hinges on the premise that
Speaker 2: I met this. Why would I say this if I
Speaker 2: if it wasn't a mistake, Like what are we doing?
Speaker 2: But like it really is like a lost skill, like
Speaker 2: people don't know how to do it or like they
Speaker 2: take it so literally that it's it's not even it's
Speaker 2: not even a thought that crosses their mind that people
Speaker 2: can even misspeak. That is it's weird.
Speaker 1: That's like crazy. It's because of the fact that's like
Speaker 1: we It's like arguing arguing has become like it's not
Speaker 1: about like debating, but arguing. So people to speak faster
Speaker 1: and louder are more right than people that are actually right, speaking.
Speaker 3: Trying to find a god, to try to find some
Speaker 3: sort of gotcha, even though, like you said, it was
Speaker 3: someone misspoke and that's somehow was a gotcha.
Speaker 1: It's like pro co on, we made a mistake. It's
Speaker 1: like you were having a conversation. You can't talk in public.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you can't even speak in public?
Speaker 1: Got that type of stuff. It's it's bad. I think
Speaker 1: it's I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I got a good idea for an
Speaker 2: unwoke movie. I want the Passion of Christ. But it's
Speaker 2: all it's him basically saying ship that Jesus never said,
Speaker 2: so like, oh uh, only the rich can get to
Speaker 2: heavy and uh, the poor do not need your help,
Speaker 2: do not feed, do not be kind to your neighbor,
Speaker 2: that's weakness and social.
Speaker 1: You will not be kind to your neighbor Pasco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's crucified. And then it's going to be
Speaker 2: I guess it'll be like what like black people doing it?
Speaker 1: Somehow, black people will be doing it. They'll have bones
Speaker 1: on their noses and ship. He keeps saying, I love
Speaker 1: Israel as are killing him. I love israel I, Love
Speaker 1: israel I, Love Israel. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's on the cross sake. I love israel I,
Speaker 2: Love israel I, love israel I love. Forgive them, forgive
Speaker 2: them God, they do.
Speaker 1: Give them a country.
Speaker 2: Forgive them, father. They know not how cool it is.
Speaker 1: Give them a country, father, please. They deserve a country
Speaker 1: so bad. Give them a country. Give them a country
Speaker 1: that's not located where the country should be. Give them
Speaker 1: a country that's there. Don't put it in Sweden, don't
Speaker 1: put it in Germany. Don't put it in South America.
Speaker 1: Put it in right right in Palestine, edgut right.
Speaker 4: There, edgy Christ Christ cool and king guy helping That
Speaker 4: homeless guy's gay.
Speaker 1: He's gay. You know what I look, I gave him
Speaker 1: calm and friend of mine. That's crazy. That base jes
Speaker 1: is so based God. I love Jesus. Man, he's so
Speaker 1: fucking cool. Dude.
Speaker 2: Me and my friends used to get high and we
Speaker 2: would like we would just improv at each other, and
Speaker 2: like we we came up with we came with this
Speaker 2: whole infomercial about like a or not an infomercial, but
Speaker 2: like a like a like a new show about teen Jesus. Alright,
Speaker 2: Like it's just because you never see like you only
Speaker 2: hear about him moon he's a baby. Anybody's about to
Speaker 2: die basically because all those years are gone. They're not
Speaker 2: they're just all yeah, they're completely gone. So like all
Speaker 2: the all the chapters of him smoking weed are gone.
Speaker 2: The uh and and we it would be like a
Speaker 2: huge joke. It's like coming this this Sunday Teen Jesus.
Speaker 2: But like apparently like in the last year that like
Speaker 2: my friends sent me, like they did this sketch on
Speaker 2: a show. How fucking stupid are we? I'm just like,
Speaker 2: damn it. Yeah, it is a good idea. Why is
Speaker 2: it that that happened? Like I feel like that happens
Speaker 2: a lot where like ideas that are good or like
Speaker 2: at least good enough to make it on TV or
Speaker 2: like make it somewhere like that are worth doing a
Speaker 2: lot of people are like, it's too stupid. We think
Speaker 2: that's funny, but no one else thinks that's funny. And
Speaker 2: then like Rob Lowe is doing it on TV and
Speaker 2: you're like, what the fuck is this? This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's weird to think about how much of it he
Speaker 1: gets left on the kitchen floor, or like genuinely funny.
Speaker 2: Ship the cutting, the cuting before you you mean.
Speaker 1: I think cutting move before. Yeah, that's what I meant.
Speaker 1: I understood what you said, spoke. I just know what
Speaker 1: you mean, right, Yeah, you know why. You know, we're literate.
Speaker 1: That's why we have we have conversation literacy.
Speaker 2: Somebody in the comments is like, you said, kitchen floor idiots.
Speaker 1: I mean for real. I I don't check the comments
Speaker 1: very often. Every once in a while there is something like, bro,
Speaker 1: it's not that serious, guys, it's fucking This is a dumb,
Speaker 1: fucking podcast. This is one of the dumbest podcasts. Fucking
Speaker 1: you can probably something. That's the I think that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's the difference between people that don't understand how scripted
Speaker 1: things work, because if you're reading a script that you're
Speaker 1: messing up. He's like Oh, that's kind of a problem,
Speaker 1: but that's still human. People mess up speaking, but when
Speaker 1: things are free flown, people are kind of like, are
Speaker 1: you messed up? And it's like, well, yeah, I'm talking. Yeah, duh.
Speaker 1: I think those people are talking a lot too.
Speaker 3: We're talking branded with something I don't know that dislike
Speaker 3: something that like lets you know that they don't have
Speaker 3: that like comprehension, and it should show.
Speaker 1: It needs to show on their forehead. They like they can't.
Speaker 3: They're like, hey, watch out for this guy. You know,
Speaker 3: he's gonna take all your ship. Everything you say at
Speaker 3: all times literal, and so we brand him with the Okay, well,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be mean, but I guess they
Speaker 3: already have the the the autism puzzle.
Speaker 1: For that, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a puzzle, well, like the symbol, you know, the autism symbol.
Speaker 2: No, you've never had sonics face, You've never seen that.
Speaker 1: You've never seen the piece before? No, yes, you had
Speaker 1: all I know. I was like, what you mean, it's
Speaker 1: on my bed right now. Look really closer to my mirror.
Speaker 1: You can see that's a badass dude. If they have that, actually,
Speaker 1: that should be your first tattoo. CA, that's a good Uh.
Speaker 1: Be careful with me. What's so Unfortunately, I'm very not
Speaker 1: auto sting, which makes me sad. I wish I was.
Speaker 1: It would explain a lot about me. It would make
Speaker 1: things simple. You've been tested for autism. I got touched
Speaker 1: when I was sixteen by the time, and they would
Speaker 1: definitely know if I had it, you know, unless I
Speaker 1: was a masking masterfully.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's possible.
Speaker 1: I don't think you could. Just Also, I'm just stupid.
Speaker 1: It's got a jackass. That's it. All right?
Speaker 2: Well, Sandwich here, we're gonna this is the last one,
Speaker 2: and then we'll we'll get we'll get into the name
Speaker 2: Sandwich Road, and he says, Howdie Boys formally fired listener
Speaker 2: here with a short anecdote and question. Some of the
Speaker 2: topics on this podcast recently reminded me of this kid
Speaker 2: I knew in middle school who I hung out with
Speaker 2: because his parents were rich. The only thing I remember
Speaker 2: about him, like you admit that that's the only reason.
Speaker 2: It's the prime reason why he hung out with him.
Speaker 2: The only thing I remember about him from the years
Speaker 2: I knew him was that if I went to his house,
Speaker 2: he would almost certainly be playing one of his two
Speaker 2: favorite games, Mass Effect two or tacking the Power of Juju.
Speaker 1: That is a crazy double that's a crazy double feature. Dude,
Speaker 1: that is a full circle person. Though, That is a
Speaker 1: full circle person. That's anything on the spectrum.
Speaker 2: Actually, I would trust that person more than somebody who's
Speaker 2: read every book, you know, Like, I think that's a
Speaker 2: more well rameded event.
Speaker 1: That's undest argument.
Speaker 2: That's a perfect argument. Just like if you've read, if.
Speaker 1: You've read every book, you've probably read a lot of
Speaker 1: fucked up things to right exactly, So like you probably
Speaker 1: but a lot of good things also.
Speaker 2: Sure, but like you've also gotta you gotta you've you've
Speaker 2: read a lot of bill O'Reilly killing x y Z
Speaker 2: books and and and you know you've read uh, you
Speaker 2: know iron O Rand. Like this guy didn't read iron Ran.
Speaker 2: He just played Masic two in The Power.
Speaker 1: To Red, like the Color Purple and the Giving Tree
Speaker 1: and like what we took the wrong messages? That's crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why don't the bitch just run away watching you read
Speaker 1: the Color Purple? Being like just run away the fuck?
Speaker 1: Don't be a black don't be a black woman, duh.
Speaker 1: They gets at the end of the of my men,
Speaker 1: and you're, yeah, would have killed this retard to But anyway,
Speaker 1: so he says, so he's playing his two favorite games,
Speaker 1: and even as a kid, I was confused by this dichotomy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this leads me to my question, what's a better?
Speaker 2: What's a better?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What are you saying? What's a Oh? What's better A
Speaker 2: good chicken sandwich or.
Speaker 1: A good burger? I'm chicken sandwich, man. I think I
Speaker 1: might go a chicken sandwich too, to be honest with you, No, well.
Speaker 3: No, what's better, like like the best version of a
Speaker 3: chicken sandwich versus the best burger. Okay, that's a that's
Speaker 3: a that's a good one. I definitely gotta go with
Speaker 3: a good spicy chicken, like if it's just the right
Speaker 3: amount of spice, not fucking that Nashville hot ship, dude,
Speaker 3: I do. I can't fuck with Nashville hot spices.
Speaker 1: That just sucks. But like Southern Southwest spices or like
Speaker 1: Cajun spices on a fucking chicken sandwich. God damn. And
Speaker 1: I gotta say, I don't.
Speaker 3: Want to give this place any flours, not necessarily, but
Speaker 3: the the it's like perfected the chicken. The spicy chicken
Speaker 3: at Chick fil A. The flavor is phenomenal, Like it's
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get that.
Speaker 1: That's a good idea, dude, It's Chick fil A is
Speaker 1: really fucking good. They fucking knocked out of the park. Man.
Speaker 1: I hate it's like the It's like the whitest fucking
Speaker 1: bullshit like brand that are like, oh, we hate gays,
Speaker 1: We're gonna clothes on Sunday. But I'm like, damn, they
Speaker 1: make a god damn good chicken. They make good chickens. Away, dude,
Speaker 1: I feel like biggots make the best food in general, honestly. Honestly,
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like biggo than Americans make.
Speaker 1: I really don't think. I I look, I come from
Speaker 1: a place where I've come from a lot of ethnic
Speaker 1: I was around a lot of ethnic groups, right, so
Speaker 1: I was able to have a lot of different that's crazy,
Speaker 1: a lot of different cuisines growing up, and people have
Speaker 1: always been like Italian food is like the best food.
Speaker 1: I really do not. I think Italian food is delicious.
Speaker 1: I think pizza and like fdcini alfredo are really good.
Speaker 1: You know, it's a funny thing. Those are two very
Speaker 1: American things though, No, no, no, I no, I think
Speaker 1: I think they're I think they're very good. I think
Speaker 1: well tai in American food is probably better than the
Speaker 1: time for genus, like like chicken bowl and ese is
Speaker 1: very good as well too, Like there's a lot of
Speaker 1: really good at time foods. But I really don't I
Speaker 1: think European foods get a lot of well only a time,
Speaker 1: because there's not really any other European dis you can
Speaker 1: really think of most of the time. I think they
Speaker 1: get a lot of neck and they're not as good
Speaker 1: as like I really think Indian food or like Caribbean
Speaker 1: food knocked them out, like not even.
Speaker 3: A child sounds heavy on the spices, man, because like
Speaker 3: the traditional European food across the board, because I've tasted
Speaker 3: many of it, going to a handful of different countries
Speaker 3: and let me try the best thing they have they
Speaker 3: have to offer, and there's always lacking salt, They're always
Speaker 3: lacking something. They're very light in their seasoning. That sometimes
Speaker 3: people go to Italy and they're like I want to
Speaker 3: try the best pasta dishes and all this, this and that,
Speaker 3: and're like, oh shit, this ain't this is fun. Like
Speaker 3: this ain't fucking the average. Like, first of all, Alfredo
Speaker 3: ain't even a thing over there. This is like that's like,
Speaker 3: you know you.
Speaker 1: Can make that cream right, yeah, Alfredo's like in Italy,
Speaker 1: Alfredo's like if you ask for Alfredo's asking, what the
Speaker 1: fuck are you saying? Go me to beat off into
Speaker 1: the fucking food. I mean I could do it in school. See,
Speaker 1: I can do it. But the pizza is kind of
Speaker 1: iffy too. It's like, no, Italian pizza is delicious, but
Speaker 1: it's not the same, very different, and I like pizza
Speaker 1: way better. I do like it more. There's nothing better
Speaker 1: than a New York like It's it's a New York
Speaker 1: Slice destroys Italian pizza to me, I'm sorry, it's like
Speaker 1: whatever I've had him to be replicated Italian pizza. I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is it feels like I'm eating a Panera bread
Speaker 1: or something. I'm sorry, it just feels like that to me.
Speaker 1: I'm about to say something that's gonna get my Caribbean card.
Speaker 1: You want to hear this. I like, I like pizza
Speaker 1: more and I like beef patties and I actually do Derek,
Speaker 1: can you give me a quick favorite when when this
Speaker 1: it says like dick or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I wanted you to say, like when he
Speaker 2: holds his hand his herd just ended him saying I
Speaker 2: like dick, and and that's it being a being?
Speaker 1: What is wrong.
Speaker 2: Being retarded and being gay?
Speaker 1: You are? You are a pissed drenched human, right you are?
Speaker 1: You are trash?
Speaker 2: Have you ever pissed yourself?
Speaker 1: Like truly like pistol? Like my pants are just pretty
Speaker 1: fucking drenched or what do you mean? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: you you pissed your pants wet? Yeah, I like I
Speaker 1: got close to drink. When I was a kid, I
Speaker 1: couldn't work those like button pants. You know, you like
Speaker 1: just your panic, you were trapped.
Speaker 3: I was used to having the button they snapped the
Speaker 3: button snapped pants as a kid, and then I used
Speaker 3: these button ones and I just couldn't get it loose.
Speaker 1: And then I eventually pissed myself. And the funny thing
Speaker 1: is I tried to play it off. I was in
Speaker 1: elementary school, like, uh, I tried to play it off
Speaker 1: and away. Yeah, I was at school and uh, I
Speaker 1: took a bunch of water and I splashed it on
Speaker 1: my pants. And I try to play it off, like
Speaker 1: I don't remember what I said, but like it was,
Speaker 1: I was like, bro, I just gotta go to the
Speaker 1: office and get some pants. I got my stepsister showed up,
Speaker 1: got me some new pants. Yeah, obviously, dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: Look at this warm Look at this warm fucking water.
Speaker 1: I fell into the sink when I'm not remember what
Speaker 1: I tried to say, you know, whatever it was, What
Speaker 1: could I have said? I don't know. Literally literally literally,
Speaker 1: god thee my cousin, Lily's cousin who I watch like
Speaker 1: I'm very close to her and her kids. They make
Speaker 1: him wear stretching pants just so that doesn't happen. Literally,
Speaker 1: that's genius.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what everybody did the meme when I kept
Speaker 2: his God, buddy, no, I remember, I really had like
Speaker 2: I was. I remember it was winter and I was
Speaker 2: going home. I was on the school bus, and I
Speaker 2: was I was always one of I was like one
Speaker 2: of the last people to get picked up and when
Speaker 2: the and one of the first people to get dropped off,
Speaker 2: basically because my school was like my school was right
Speaker 2: next to my house, so like it was really quick.
Speaker 2: So I almost never used the bathroom at school because
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, like maybe you're ing lunch early
Speaker 2: in the day. But like, if I made it the
Speaker 2: whole day, I'm waiting till I get home. It's not
Speaker 2: gonna be that long, await. And I remember I left
Speaker 2: my keys at home and I had to pee and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, God, damn it. And I ran
Speaker 2: to the front door. It wasn't opened, and I was
Speaker 2: like it was like it was right there, and I
Speaker 2: was like, God, damn it. No, no, no, And then
Speaker 2: I ran around to the back and tried every sliding
Speaker 2: glass door and I got to the last one and
Speaker 2: it wouldn't open. And then I just had to sit
Speaker 2: there and be like it's over. It's over, It's over.
Speaker 2: And then it's just like I just stood there and
Speaker 2: just pissed myself.
Speaker 1: I was like, how over you?
Speaker 2: This is like this is maybe early, this is maybe
Speaker 2: ninth grade. There was it was winter. There's no coverage,
Speaker 2: there was no there was no coverage for it to happen.
Speaker 1: I have. That's I couldn't do. That's too old. I've passed.
Speaker 2: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, it's not too old. It happens. That's I'm not
Speaker 1: saying too that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Why I just I just like, you know, whatever, I
Speaker 2: just I just throw.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I told you the story. There
Speaker 1: one time where I was like, you know where I live,
Speaker 1: Remember the giant field from the lower part of where
Speaker 1: I lived. Sure, yeah, whatever, there's a giant field. We
Speaker 1: used to play football like that. One time we played,
Speaker 1: we played until like it was literally getting dark. You're
Speaker 1: playing like ultimate frisbee football, volleyball. We played like a
Speaker 1: ton of bullshit and I had to use the bathroom
Speaker 1: the whole time. Literally during football, I was not letting
Speaker 1: anyone get near me because I like, if I get tackled, what,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ship my pants right now. So I was
Speaker 1: like I was playing out of my mind. That's the best,
Speaker 1: one of my best moments of playing football ever. But
Speaker 1: cracked the code. I was like, I got to ship
Speaker 1: myself and I'm fucking nice. Did not work when I
Speaker 1: actually played football for my team, but so I remember
Speaker 1: we were going home and I had to get home.
Speaker 1: My friend was like, hey, it was like, he's like,
Speaker 1: you have use bat. I know you live pretty far
Speaker 1: because I lived like maybe another half mile away, and
Speaker 1: I remember like trying. I was like, nah, man, I'm good,
Speaker 1: I'm good. I just went home I always feel weird
Speaker 1: about shooting on people's houses. I feel like shooting is
Speaker 1: like a very intimate process in my mind, so like
Speaker 1: being completely alone when I do it. So I didn't
Speaker 1: do it. I remember I walked to the there was
Speaker 1: a clubhouse. You hat, like this fucking development house thing.
Speaker 1: There's like a clubhouse. You can go inside. Now you
Speaker 1: can utilize the facilities there. But then I just put
Speaker 1: like the fucking colde on it because the kids went
Speaker 1: there and did so stupid. They're like, we can't have
Speaker 1: it as open to the kids, so you put a
Speaker 1: code on it. So I remember getting there and it
Speaker 1: was closed, and I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have to get home fast i can. And I tried
Speaker 1: to run home, shat the fuck out of my chat
Speaker 1: my pants something fierce, to the point that I had
Speaker 1: to hold it so it would it dressed like it was.
Speaker 1: It was like really bad. I shat christ. It was
Speaker 1: just ran as fast as you can and shat and
Speaker 1: then it was in a clean ship. Naked doesn't make
Speaker 1: it run. I lived in a development. That's why if
Speaker 1: I was running like that, someone would have saw me.
Speaker 1: Was a young black man streaking through the area. I
Speaker 1: was one of maybe four black teenagers there. They would
Speaker 1: have shut my pants. I remember. I remember I got home.
Speaker 1: I opened my door. My Grandma's like, what happens? Like nothing,
Speaker 1: grandma and I went upstairs. I went up stairs. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't upstairs. I freaking I took my pants off,
Speaker 1: threw them away and just cleaned myself off upstairs. And
Speaker 1: she was like, why are your pants at the trash
Speaker 1: kes and he's a brand new device, and I was like,
Speaker 1: don't touch those pants. Gone, God, they're there right there.
Speaker 1: She can see them, and they're God. I shot the
Speaker 1: fuck out of my pants. That was such a I
Speaker 1: was so mad, but I was like, I told my
Speaker 1: friend ends and they made me laugh because of how
Speaker 1: funny my friend stuff. And I was like, you could
Speaker 1: have just shot at my house, man, it's not a
Speaker 1: big You could have shot in a basement. It's fine.
Speaker 1: And I was like on the floor, definitely.
Speaker 3: Like dude, my buddy, we went hiking up at a
Speaker 3: Turnbull and Wittier and he had to like ship when
Speaker 3: we started hiking, and he had to the first house
Speaker 3: next to the one of the entry ways to the
Speaker 3: to the hiking trail. I was, I was, I felt
Speaker 3: so bad, no the dude, because he was like he
Speaker 3: pounding on the dude's doors like dude, I'm so sorry
Speaker 3: to bother you. Can I please your fucking bathroom? And
Speaker 3: then I was like sure, like that guy thinking like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I'm get robbed or something, but he's nice,
Speaker 3: let him in.
Speaker 1: And my my buddy, he's huge. He's a huge guy.
Speaker 3: So that guy was already probably thinking like a lot
Speaker 3: of different range of emotions like all right, am I
Speaker 3: gonna get robbed? Or is this guy going to end
Speaker 3: my toilet? He's gonna punish it and I'm gonna have
Speaker 3: to buy a fucking new one After stuff like that,
Speaker 3: I I'm so scared to do something like that. I
Speaker 3: understand that, I understand, I understand who I am, and
Speaker 3: I understand how I people perceive me. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't like if I need help, I won't even
Speaker 3: talk to people. I'll just suffer, Like if I got stabbed,
Speaker 3: I wouldn't even like knock people's dove, like I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna die, okay because I because I know what they're
Speaker 3: gonna think if I come someone's door nup, like can
Speaker 3: you please help me? I know morong at least because
Speaker 3: of media too is train me to think they're gonna
Speaker 3: think I'm a villain no matter what I'm like, I
Speaker 3: might as well just die quiet. I guess I'll just
Speaker 3: lean up against a fucking like Panera bread and just
Speaker 3: fucking passed away there.
Speaker 2: I guess I think I would think I would think
Speaker 2: of it like I don't. I don't want to bother anybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I damn if if I didn't have a wife, I
Speaker 3: think I would feel that way because now I'm like,
Speaker 3: I can't die yet.
Speaker 1: That's fucked up. So I get like it makes me
Speaker 1: Lily Lily, Lily, Lily is really important to you, but
Speaker 1: she'll be fine without Honestly, it'd be it'd be better
Speaker 1: if she like found somebody else effectively to anyway.
Speaker 2: You know, so like it's just like she would be thriving.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like honey, just the country better shape, you know,
Speaker 1: Like that's crazy. If Lily wasn't with me, America be
Speaker 1: in a better feat. You imagine going back in time
Speaker 1: and looking at that. I'm just saying that that's true, Kingston.
Speaker 1: If you killed yourself when you were nineteen, when you
Speaker 1: wanted to the world to be utopia now, and.
Speaker 3: It's like, what that's what God was calling you home
Speaker 3: and you were and you refused him, so he made
Speaker 3: the world way worse.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. Imagine Bernie, it's your fault. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Bernie would have won.
Speaker 2: Bernie would have won and.
Speaker 1: Became the king. Oh no, that would be terrible, would
Speaker 1: have ran years earlier, turning the entire America into uh
Speaker 1: Brooklyn or something. I don't know. Everywhere everywhere's Brooklyn. I'm
Speaker 1: bored as ship being king. I don't care. It's just
Speaker 1: fucking lame, bro. Somebody's got honey.
Speaker 2: Fucking I didn't. I failed to understand that there's no
Speaker 2: money in this Now?
Speaker 1: What a gyp? This is stupid? What does anybody want
Speaker 1: to be king? This is layman? Yes, bring me another
Speaker 1: gesture to flay? Give that a cake? Pretty said. I
Speaker 1: almost can't even imagine it, like him being like, can
Speaker 1: you flay another clown for me? Please? I want I
Speaker 1: want you to flay a sixteen year old clown. Quick,
Speaker 1: grab me one that funny else you get flake fast.
Speaker 1: The funnier you are, the longer you can live longer,
Speaker 1: maybe another half hour, forty five longer. Oh, mine usually
Speaker 1: three averages three for the hilarious ones. What do you
Speaker 1: decree next, King Sanders? I don't know, Blood Eagle, Dave Ruben,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Whatever.
Speaker 2: Whatever you gotta do, whatever you gotta do. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: kind of along for the ride. I guess I thought
Speaker 2: I thought I would have died alogue time.
Speaker 1: Sanders? Are you sure you want to do that? He's
Speaker 1: a gay man. You don't want to come off as homophobic?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 1: Sire? All the gay people? Yeah? What about okay? Gay? Straight?
Speaker 1: Everyone everyone gets flayed. I got what I wanted, queer.
Speaker 2: Hmmm, I got we got free health care.
Speaker 1: That's really all I wanted. Everything else I think is
Speaker 1: everything else. I want to keep the same. I want
Speaker 1: to keep racism, I want to keep I want to
Speaker 1: keep except for this free complete like just a complete
Speaker 1: like but like, hey, you got free healthcare now, so
Speaker 1: you can't be mad at me. So what Ellen DeGeneres
Speaker 1: is hanging upside down with her front ripped off? What
Speaker 1: does it matter? Is it really that big of a deal?
Speaker 1: Is it really that big of a deal? Really think
Speaker 1: about it? You can if you survive. People, the bill
Speaker 1: is free at the hospital. That's great. That's crazy. That's crazy,
Speaker 1: like a chest burs or zeno morph. If you survive it,
Speaker 1: you can live, you can put you back together. But
Speaker 1: it's gonna break your chest cavity and rupture your heart.
Speaker 1: And oh this is interesting. So now one well, I
Speaker 1: can no longer say the n wood. Only I can,
Speaker 1: only I can. We're the same. This is now my word,
Speaker 1: this is my word to find me. I fixed everything
Speaker 1: for you. I deserve it.
Speaker 2: None of you did anything I I I demanded you.
Speaker 2: I asked you for your I asked you once again
Speaker 2: for your help, and you did me nothing. Well, you
Speaker 2: did nothing for me. I had to go in and
Speaker 2: shoot everybody myself with me. That's how I got here.
Speaker 2: That's how I got here. That's the lore of how
Speaker 2: I got here. I shot everybody myself. I got so
Speaker 2: sick of sitting there with my HAPs.
Speaker 1: I wonder what happens, genuinely, if like every like when
Speaker 1: there's like one meeting and somebody just catches everyone and
Speaker 1: like like, oh, what do we do now there's no
Speaker 1: opposing party. Man, it's the chaos we need.
Speaker 2: It's a hydra. It's a hydra that somebody would fucking
Speaker 2: show up as some guy that everybody insists was always there.
Speaker 2: It's like this is craniest Jim, and you're like, who
Speaker 2: the fuck is creevius Jim.
Speaker 1: It's likely got the same his brain his is creepy.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's got his brain exposed. He's like his
Speaker 2: his like hands are clear, and he's like and he
Speaker 2: has like six hundred thousand subscribers on kick or whatever.
Speaker 2: You're just like, oh, okay, I mean my vice president,
Speaker 2: I guess like.
Speaker 1: Don't like, don't do that. Obviously, people in this world.
Speaker 1: We got to tell you guys that now. But like
Speaker 1: what one vile sup Like, what does what happens? I
Speaker 1: really don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's such a that's.
Speaker 1: Never happened, right, Nothing that's never happened. Nothing that like wait,
Speaker 1: everybody across the ID and POMPEII across the aisle type ship,
Speaker 1: like where everybody got got noice, like one whole party
Speaker 1: like that, an entire party got got like let's say
Speaker 1: like let's say, let's let's say hypothetically like the RNC
Speaker 1: happened and some guy was like airstrike, Like like what
Speaker 1: happens after that?
Speaker 2: Like what, well, that's chaos that's it's over. It's like
Speaker 2: Civil War. What do you mean we're talking about like
Speaker 2: we should like Yellowstone erupts in in the r n C,
Speaker 2: like Yellowstone pops up in the middle of the explodes.
Speaker 3: Nancy Pelosi was like, Yo, let's uh, who's the whip,
Speaker 3: Chuck Schumer, whatever, whatever, all those like. We thought it
Speaker 3: would be a nice the base if we if we
Speaker 3: held the.
Speaker 1: DNC smack dab in old glory and then it just
Speaker 1: happens to a erupt at the same time. I totally
Speaker 1: forgot that it was like literally about to erupt right
Speaker 1: now for the first time and who knows how fucking long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I forgot. We're holding uh holding that we're
Speaker 2: early the d n C in the elephant's foot, Yeah,
Speaker 2: on top of the elephants foot.
Speaker 1: In My feel weird happened. I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm exuding way too much, breaking.
Speaker 3: Down at an alarming rate. It's weird that I can
Speaker 3: feel this. I could feel my cells expiring.
Speaker 1: Fucking Birdie showed up too. He knows, he knows better.
Speaker 2: If he's just trying to be nice.
Speaker 1: He would do that. I felt like I should be
Speaker 1: here because it's really important. I'm dying. I'm dying everybody.
Speaker 2: They stay there for hours. They're all microwaved.
Speaker 1: Basically the way they look when like they you know,
Speaker 1: the thing with the ball, whether they exposed the ball
Speaker 1: for too long and everybody dies like that fucking case.
Speaker 1: So they had like that one radioactive isotope inside of
Speaker 1: the fucking like like fucking giant lead ball, and so
Speaker 1: he opened it and everybody looked at each other. Great. Thanks.
Speaker 1: I was like.
Speaker 2: Rob and stuff, like who cares such an intrusive thought
Speaker 2: to just be like, let me open this radioactive isotope?
Speaker 1: And then some guy looks at you like you killed us.
Speaker 2: The calmness you've killed us all?
Speaker 1: What have you done? So absurd? You're like, I can't
Speaker 1: believe this just happened, Like, hey, heye, demetriated you. You've
Speaker 1: killed us, you know that. He's like yeah, yeah, sorry.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I was listening to my favorite podcast, the Joe
Speaker 2: ro Good Podcast, and I was just kind of I
Speaker 2: was totally spacing out. I'm sorry, and they're like that's okay.
Speaker 2: We're we're going to kill you. We're gonna eat you
Speaker 2: probably after this as well. It's all hold it's but
Speaker 2: we're done.
Speaker 3: We got like maybe ship for a moment too, I
Speaker 3: know how like that's insane? Can know society? How humanity dies? Like, uh,
Speaker 3: since the administration just has a bunch of fucking sicophants
Speaker 3: in it, someone's gonna bring in like the most radioactive
Speaker 3: fucking like ship and that is so delicate and with
Speaker 3: like any little bit of force, it'll like blow up,
Speaker 3: you know, an entire continent. And they're gonna bring it
Speaker 3: to Joe Rogan's podcast and be like, hey, you want
Speaker 3: to see it, Joe, And he's like yeah, and he's
Speaker 3: gonna toss it and Joe's gonna fumble it.
Speaker 1: It is gonna kill all of this. It's not even
Speaker 1: gonna explode.
Speaker 2: It's it's gonna it's gonna be one of those like
Speaker 2: Chernobyl like things where it's gonna be like it'll just
Speaker 2: be like they don't understand it, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like it's just like it's gonna crack. It's gonna be
Speaker 2: like a little vial. It's like, I don't know, fucking
Speaker 2: what is the guy who's always talking about the Antichrist?
Speaker 1: Oh, my name Peter. To Peter is a Peter. Is
Speaker 1: it Peter Teal.
Speaker 2: He's always like lecturing the Antichrist is like, look I've
Speaker 2: got in this vial I have like and then it
Speaker 2: fumbles and it breaks and then nothing happens, and you're like,
Speaker 2: oh what. He's on the Joe Rogan podcast. He's like,
Speaker 2: what does that mean?
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What does that mean? What happened?
Speaker 3: Was in there and he's like, oh, we're dead. I
Speaker 3: didn't hear fucking Jamie. You hear Jamie in the background,
Speaker 3: storming out, like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Like you like, they're calm. This guy leaves and like,
Speaker 1: all right, anyway, Jamie, pull up, pull up Weather. We're
Speaker 1: dead woke people, right. Jamie finished drinking me. Wait, Jamie,
Speaker 1: don't leave fish drinking.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, we're gonna we're gonna head on
Speaker 2: out of here.
Speaker 1: We're gonna we're gonna read the names. Jamie finished lapping
Speaker 1: me up real quick so you can really get back
Speaker 1: to the podcast.
Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna read the names of our twenty
Speaker 2: five dollars patrons.
Speaker 1: Jamie, did you hear that Biden was best friends with
Speaker 1: Epstein's crazy man? Oh I am Tim Walls. That's crazy you.
Speaker 2: Hear that Tim Walls was best friends with the concept
Speaker 2: of rape.
Speaker 1: That's the same kind of crazy. Maybe look into that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys are so trying to expose the obvious rapings
Speaker 1: of Steeded Trump. It's crazy. It doesn't happen, that's not real.
Speaker 2: He was, he was, He was best friends with the
Speaker 2: concept of rape in high school. And then they have
Speaker 2: an interview, was like, Hi, what's up on the concept
Speaker 2: of rape?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I knew Tim Walls in like I don't know, kindergarten,
Speaker 1: his whole life, his whole life, really, and he's clearly
Speaker 1: younger than yah yah. Yeah, yeah, he's not even close
Speaker 1: to me. He's like, he's like a maybe thirty. We're
Speaker 1: gonna watched The Raiders. Joe Rogan knew it.
Speaker 2: I knew it the whole time. I knew it the
Speaker 2: whole time. I actually I didn't want to say nothing
Speaker 2: back then because I didn't want to get put on
Speaker 2: a list or something. But this was one of my
Speaker 2: main theories.
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan's doing very good work out there. I read
Speaker 1: the names. He's doing very very good work. He's doing
Speaker 1: very good work out there. All right, God Blake got
Speaker 1: my my cell's gonna hurt. My hurt feel a little
Speaker 1: weird radioactive enough reason, that's.
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Speaker 2: I feel like I should say I should say that
Speaker 2: at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I wonder if that would make it difference.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I'll try it next time. But uh yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll see you next time. And uh yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 2: read the names now, So count me down, three two
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Speaker 2: it's redundant to say, by the way, kittens are babies.
Speaker 1: It's the point.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, just you learn something, you learned something on
Speaker 2: the show.
Speaker 1: I am so right.
Speaker 2: I have no man, but I have no man butt
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Speaker 1: What is you just sending the It's just racism. It's
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Speaker 1: That is heinous imagery.
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Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: We like Kingston being on the second garra because he's
Speaker 2: a roton bass who fills the frame in a satisfying way.
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk got treated with the last of Us two
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Speaker 2: is just the Prestige. Great movie. By the way, if
Speaker 2: Derek disagrees what that movie a lot, because this is
Speaker 2: the media, say yeah, I like that. I I feel
Speaker 2: like I like the Prestige. I haven't seen it in
Speaker 2: a long time, and I always get it. I always
Speaker 2: get confused with the other movie that every like The Illusionists.
Speaker 1: Now this is Christian Bale and the other nigga, Yes
Speaker 1: that's his name, the other niggah femboy clown Chocolate rain
Speaker 1: uh thug Zilla minus com g t A four swing
Speaker 1: set glitch. Has everyone effectively been in the m c
Speaker 1: U Orange Star Wars by now? Probably, I think effectively.
Speaker 1: I think effectively. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The only person who hasn't been in either of them.
Speaker 1: Is probably Samuel Jackson, probably probably Vern Troyer Dunel Washington.
Speaker 2: I feel like he was like a pillow and blade
Speaker 2: or something. I don't know, try to think of that.
Speaker 2: He's definitely in Star Wars, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was corazy.
Speaker 2: What did you say, he's fucking he's fucking slatious crumb.
Speaker 1: That little fuck chop. But that not him. That is slatious. Crumb.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite Star Wars character. Actually it is. He
Speaker 1: doesn't do that to be true.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I like how much he makes everybody upset. You're such
Speaker 1: a garbage person, and I'm like, yeah, you're cool. So
Speaker 1: they just come in Vin George. It makes my two
Speaker 1: fairy characters of Star Wars. Actually, so, let'sious.
Speaker 2: Crumb is a fucking dark Crystals character.
Speaker 1: That's just like for some reason, that's what makes him
Speaker 1: so funny.
Speaker 2: You don't believe funneling swings cut into the American Head
Speaker 2: Heritage Foundation. Muslim eminem b like Salim al Shady. Damn,
Speaker 2: I saw Derek sleeping on the train, so I touched
Speaker 2: his peep.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Were on the train definitely dozed off
Speaker 1: a little bit, so that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I've absolutely stopped on the train. Absolutely, not in
Speaker 2: l a.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would scare me. I have never let myself
Speaker 1: catch a lick asleep by I've never been a loaded
Speaker 1: What do you think is gonna happen alone? Never alone?
Speaker 1: Are afraid that the problem to be fair to live
Speaker 1: in the Bronx too long? No way, that's crazy. I
Speaker 1: was on the train and people have stomped on them
Speaker 1: like they're pogo stakes.
Speaker 2: To be fair in real life, to be fair to Kingston,
Speaker 2: if I did see Kingson sleeping on the train, I
Speaker 2: would probably douse him in kerosene instead of a blaze.
Speaker 1: Exactly because it would be it would be Christ's build
Speaker 1: and mentality walking around do like that all the time.
Speaker 1: So I can't go to sleep that man. Never, I've
Speaker 1: never done nothing to nobody on no train. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: I I personally I like sleeping on the train. Actually,
Speaker 1: if there's something about its lulling.
Speaker 2: It's lulling, Like I feel like I've definitely gotten better
Speaker 2: naps on trains. Well, first of all, the competition between
Speaker 2: a train and a plane is like no content, Like
Speaker 2: sleeping on a train is like a.
Speaker 1: Train and wake up anxious. So yes, you have shut
Speaker 1: up the fly. You're a liar. You just lied to
Speaker 1: my face. You know you.
Speaker 3: At least one I saw a train. I don't remember
Speaker 3: what I was watching, but it was a bunch of
Speaker 3: oh and they were talking about bullshit trains and like
Speaker 3: they had a chick train version. It sucked and no
Speaker 3: one bought it.
Speaker 2: I thought you, I thought you're gonna say seven to
Speaker 2: sell them.
Speaker 1: This is this is the Metro link and they're like,
Speaker 1: I gotta get my guy in here to make sure
Speaker 1: it's make sure this is a real train, and it's
Speaker 1: clear it's clearly a real.
Speaker 3: Well after examining it, this is still in service by Metro. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this is so uh therefore it is not available for sale.
Speaker 1: So how much were heye? How would you offer it?
Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here before people come blogging
Speaker 1: that's crazy.
Speaker 2: You're going to jail. You stole a train and tried
Speaker 2: to sell it a pawn shop. So we did a
Speaker 2: Randy Newman song about trains to really like comfort.
Speaker 1: Trade trains and my friends, Yeah you got for them trains. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think it's my favorite thing to trade. The way
Speaker 1: they move, the way they chew chew. We should write
Speaker 1: a fucking choo choo trade. Uh, we should, we should.
Speaker 3: I think it's real too. Like oh, like, check out
Speaker 3: this h Randy Newman song that you have you heard
Speaker 3: this one? Because nobody's heard anything other than uh uh
Speaker 3: toy story and and I love la. Those are the
Speaker 3: only things that have no one's ever heard anything else,
Speaker 3: so don't believe anything.
Speaker 1: I like trades. You like trades too. I like trades.
Speaker 1: I like trades. They go choo chochou me. I like trades,
Speaker 1: and I hate dudes. Dim fucking crazy trains, crazy trade.
Speaker 1: It's Randy Duman's crazy trade.
Speaker 2: We lack them in America. The Germans lack them to
Speaker 2: Oh trades.
Speaker 1: I like trades, Yeah, trades, use them for two very
Speaker 1: different things. We like this trade. Yeah fucking stupid? What?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: What did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood ass avy
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Speaker 2: to kill Sweeney. I forgot to mention for this. For
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Speaker 2: three means three sween moon shirt and a scumbag hat.
Speaker 2: That would be unfortunate.
Speaker 1: That made me really sack, because I like, I'm going
Speaker 1: to jail. Probably. Yeah, you Yeah, definitely we would.
Speaker 2: We would turn you over so quick too, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: I would be like, I got I have information, Uh
Speaker 2: youd on Halloween costumes or costumes for Halloween.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might do it.
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Speaker 1: I think we did cover?
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, But then oh.
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Speaker 2: Why is she starting to sound like Canna Owens Smitchy
Speaker 2: the kid I had.
Speaker 1: Shadly he here's my.
Speaker 2: Name, chat, It's Charlie Kirk, but with like numbers. I
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Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
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Speaker 2: like he doesn't have a first language. I get it, Derek.
Speaker 2: We live in a simulation. Now, please let my wife
Speaker 2: and kids go kim kidnaping a family.
Speaker 1: To convince that they're in a simulation.
Speaker 2: Learning that Kingston's voice actor is white? Is fucking wild white?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, your actor is few, said the firefighter behind
Speaker 2: Charlie Kirk. Why didn't find observed the impact? Curious fumbled
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Speaker 2: a lord of all ales? Tarlick Her claimed to be
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Speaker 2: you blow me? Jackson Vernon, it's the first normal person,
Speaker 2: by the way, it's the first like that's the that's
Speaker 2: the first time I just says, like, my name is
Speaker 2: Jackson Vernon.
Speaker 1: I like that. I like the show.
Speaker 2: I'm going to support it.
Speaker 1: Strong name.
Speaker 2: The oldly person who has the courtesy so gaatee they
Speaker 2: call him slipping Jimmy Kremlin to Gremlin, can I have
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Speaker 2: Loses it on slot machines, Hey player, drop the chips
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Speaker 2: five wiggers of all times. Something to Snark Tank to
Speaker 2: Bootleg Spider Man two. Instead of watching the episode, found
Speaker 2: out that Wu Tang Clan and Uh System of a
Speaker 2: downdated collab and had Serge saying the N word a
Speaker 2: bunch of times.
Speaker 1: It's called shame on N word? Is that right? Same?
Speaker 1: Inward to try to bla you want to inward wage
Speaker 1: SLA five eighty three? Pope? Did he't? Wait? Did I
Speaker 1: hear that wrong?
Speaker 2: No, Surge, I guess said it so, meaning that like
Speaker 2: what they were like doing a show together, and then
Speaker 2: he was singing shame on a nigga. I really don't know,
Speaker 2: I know as much as we all do. Yeah about
Speaker 2: what this means? Waged like five three propane by handk Hill.
Speaker 2: I love the way it barbecues. I love the way
Speaker 2: you light the gas. I love that clean burning fuel.
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Speaker 2: Can we all make a story with our names?
Speaker 1: Yes, delusional lesbian Lias fan Charlie that shape, Oh that happened.
Speaker 1: They just collabed and did shame and a straight up
Speaker 1: opens up, fucking blasted nigga. You wanted to like it's
Speaker 1: it's I was like, oh, okay, hoh the fuck? Have
Speaker 1: I not heard of this before?
Speaker 2: How recent is it?
Speaker 1: It's like, uh so this official posted on this YouTube.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this is the actual release date,
Speaker 1: but oh my god, it's saying it was released in
Speaker 1: two thousand.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's a while.
Speaker 1: That song. That song is really old. Well, but like
Speaker 1: doing a version of it with System, holy shit. I
Speaker 1: mean that's back when they were at their height of
Speaker 1: their popularity. Was at that time, I just think you
Speaker 1: came out or something. No, but that's when I that's
Speaker 1: when they were like everywhere.
Speaker 2: I guess that come out shouldy podcast to get shot
Speaker 2: and suddenly free speeches illegal? Uh, Charlie Murk, John Strickland
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Speaker 1: So like it was probably they did like as a
Speaker 1: promotion or some ship. The first Church of Key feature
Speaker 1: so ridiculous saying that, Oh my god, I'm sorry hear
Speaker 1: him say it's so crazy. It's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: have I hear? He's rushing through it, like he's like,
Speaker 1: I gotta say it's quick. I don't want to quick.
Speaker 2: What's on your tooth? You got something on your tooth?
Speaker 1: Here? Yeah, dude, it's red as fuck. The top comment
Speaker 1: says Surge being uncomfortable saying the N word and woo
Speaker 1: Peer pressuring him to say is the funniest trial by
Speaker 1: fire ever. Like I wonder if that's like what happened.
Speaker 1: I don't think he wanted to say it.
Speaker 3: I mean, it has to be that right. He was
Speaker 3: probably like, no, guys, I don't want to do that.
Speaker 3: I'll I'll scream and say weird ship and yell sugar
Speaker 3: and they're like, no, Nigga's gonna say nigga right now,
Speaker 3: and like.
Speaker 1: Nine guns pointed at him. Essentially, he was like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll just do it.
Speaker 2: I guess the first the first David Presents Pitbull featuring
Speaker 2: Kesha Kesha Timber, the Kingston Jamison version, Yeah, classic, Yeah,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 1: Rick Rubin did poking Kings. Oh my god, I have
Speaker 1: to see this. I have to see if they were
Speaker 1: have footage of this poking Kings in with a needle.
Speaker 1: So he deflates.
Speaker 2: Can Sweeney hold his breast for ten minutes?
Speaker 1: Please just die? You can't wait.
Speaker 2: You can't hold the breath for a time minutes I.
Speaker 1: Can, Oh, you're a pussy. I can probably go like
Speaker 1: two minutes. Maybe I can go maybe eight hours.
Speaker 3: I remember when like David Blaine was trying to like
Speaker 3: hold his breath for like I don't know you have
Speaker 3: So I was like, what a pussy. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: you couldn't even make it like ten minutes or something.
Speaker 3: Look at the funk out of my face.
Speaker 1: You can't hold your breath for ten minutes, you stupid bitch.
Speaker 1: I begged difference. I'm amazing. I'm the greatest ever.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I know, like the record is like what, like I
Speaker 1: think about ten the trick, the.
Speaker 2: Trick that the trick that the trick that David Blaine
Speaker 2: had was that he got a really really thin, really
Speaker 2: thin like a really thin needle and he poked a
Speaker 2: hole in his body into his lungs and they just
Speaker 2: breathe through a real for.
Speaker 1: Half an hour. That's it's gonna do damage to you.
Speaker 1: That's gonna do. Does not do damage to your brain.
Speaker 1: Don't even know how that works.
Speaker 2: Well, no, you're you're fucking you're getting oxygen through your
Speaker 2: bloodcakes did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But like I'm pretty sure if you don't breathe
Speaker 1: for it, because I know I have a certain amount
Speaker 1: of time, you do. Damn you do, like you start
Speaker 1: getting brain damaged. That's just not really forever oxygen to
Speaker 1: your brain. But you get it through the blood. True.
Speaker 2: I just I'm sure it does damage to your lungs.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, or strengthens some wonder because
Speaker 1: those people practice, like, you know, a lot to get there.
Speaker 1: The average thirty seconds, that's really low. That's about thirty
Speaker 1: to ninety seconds. Is that's crazy. The thirty seconds sounds
Speaker 1: like absolutely right, that's crazy. That my refer way long
Speaker 1: right now. Thirty seconds easily, Yeah, he can't see even
Speaker 1: we can't we can't be. I know I can. I can.
Speaker 1: I can honestly do that.
Speaker 3: At one time, one time we had a competition and
Speaker 3: I was just bringing through my fucking nose. I was
Speaker 3: just like, oh, I can hold my breath like one minute,
Speaker 3: and I was like, I'm not gonna I just breathe
Speaker 3: through my nose.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, see, fucking dumbasses. When I was when
Speaker 1: I was that's crazy, idiot. When I was healthy, I
Speaker 1: could do three minutes easily, probably like three minutes, probably
Speaker 1: three minutes, kind of crazy, like it's it's really, it's
Speaker 1: really not. It's no, it's really top tier. You're fucking ripping. Really,
Speaker 1: it's really not like you read alarm minute fucking three minutes.
Speaker 1: It's really not. That's crazy. Everyone like top tier shape
Speaker 1: and you're acting like it's not. No, it's really not
Speaker 1: holding your refagema is not top tier. I second average.
Speaker 1: And now he's saying three minutes ain't no big deal.
Speaker 1: I swear to god, it's nice. You hear yourself, dude
Speaker 1: with Derek. With athletes, I swear to god, that shit
Speaker 1: is not that impress athletes. That is really not that impressive.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about like like high school athletes, like people
Speaker 1: that are like, like, man, that is really not because
Speaker 1: I can hold my breath easier. Now I swear for
Speaker 1: a minute, I swear no problem right now. Look it's crazy.
Speaker 1: You're like three three minutes is like impressive. Still you
Speaker 1: have some sort of cardio strength. But that's not even crazy.
Speaker 1: You could do it. You would be in an elite class.
Speaker 1: But you're saying not so even when the average is
Speaker 1: not even a minute and you're like, oh times fucking
Speaker 1: how many times my six? That isn't crazy. Really, that's
Speaker 1: really not I really don't think that's that hard time.
Speaker 1: I think for people that are like really not in shape,
Speaker 1: people that are not in shape, I think that's one thing.
Speaker 1: But I swear, I like literally I swear. I feel
Speaker 1: like that's not even I think of it this way.
Speaker 1: If the average speed of human running now, just just
Speaker 1: multiply it by three. But that's but that is a
Speaker 1: very different thing. It's not very different averages are there
Speaker 1: for a reason. And if you if you if it's
Speaker 1: multiple marketplicative, I think I think, okay, so impressive in
Speaker 1: any metric. So like the different average from once, now
Speaker 1: imagine if you can doe.
Speaker 2: Time, so to be clear, the average person can hold
Speaker 2: their breath is thirty to ninety seconds. Thirty seconds at
Speaker 2: least in.
Speaker 1: That way of a window to be not as insane,
Speaker 1: like if somebody can hold it, Yeah, so I like that.
Speaker 1: Let's just so you put it in ninety seconds, which
Speaker 1: is that's a good long amount of time. Or like say,
Speaker 1: if you fall underwater and you could like swim to
Speaker 1: the service and not drown, like if you fall in
Speaker 1: the ocean, hopefully you don't get caught off guard, because
Speaker 1: that's a huge difference. Yes, very big game of basketball.
Speaker 1: That's a very different game. I mean, we got to
Speaker 1: if we remember that. Yeah, I'm seeing, I'm seeing so
Speaker 1: right now I'm looking into like a lot of this
Speaker 1: is this also read niggas to be lying through they
Speaker 1: fucking teeth, which is a lot of them are most
Speaker 1: of the time, but like a lot of what a
Speaker 1: lot of like high school athletes like yeah, like two minutes,
Speaker 1: Like two minutes is a fine way to hold a
Speaker 1: means to hold your breath because I think I think
Speaker 1: it's you're like if you actually have like a decent
Speaker 1: amount of cardio, Like most people don't have a cardio
Speaker 1: like life, especially younger people like, that's not rat I
Speaker 1: think those people are training to hold their breaths though,
Speaker 1: and so I think it's a very nice thing. It's
Speaker 1: like people that have I guess I was just holding
Speaker 1: my breath. I don't know why you're doing that, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we can we can tell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy, Like you know, people have like insane verticals,
Speaker 3: like it's it's like you're in a lea class, like
Speaker 3: if you're like, oh, this motherfucker droin like forty eight
Speaker 3: inches or something like, that's crazy, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean that's insane. Yeah, But I'm just trying to say.
Speaker 1: It's like I feel like it's because I feel like
Speaker 1: when I was, when I was like running still and
Speaker 1: like healthy, I was like, yeah, I get like, I'm
Speaker 1: not even doubting that you couldn't. I would just fit.
Speaker 3: I would just put you you're well about like obviously
Speaker 3: you're well above average. I would just say, like that
Speaker 3: is a feat that the vast majority of people in
Speaker 3: this world cannot do.
Speaker 1: I think I would agree with that. I agree with that,
Speaker 1: but I feel like that's not clear. If some nigga
Speaker 1: did it for a half an hour, me doing it,
Speaker 1: me doing it for two minutes is not a feat
Speaker 1: in comparison, I don't believe they did that ship, Like,
Speaker 1: come on, that's crazy just watching somebody possibly die wait
Speaker 1: a half an hour for it to happen. Angel Is
Speaker 1: he does he have the record? Is that what it is?
Speaker 1: I know that. I know that Margot Robbie was in
Speaker 1: a film where she held a breath for eight minutes.
Speaker 1: What would they do that? I don't know she had
Speaker 1: she had she had to hold her breath like, but
Speaker 1: she trained to do it for you. They did it
Speaker 1: for ten seconds on the side of them.
Speaker 2: I've seen shots and films where like actors have to
Speaker 2: hold their breadth like it's like an underwater scene and
Speaker 2: they have to hold and they're there for like a while.
Speaker 2: So I do think like you could probably train yourself
Speaker 2: to do it for a half hour scenes.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry told the McGuire's good because he was doing
Speaker 3: the upside down kiss like that motherfucker was like essentially
Speaker 3: getting waterboarded.
Speaker 1: So like when the scene was over, they cut him back,
Speaker 1: just hit the floor, They on his head done, never
Speaker 1: even warn him. They just cut the wave immediately. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's no point of warning and he's not even away,
Speaker 1: they cut him down. That's crazy cut scenes and he
Speaker 1: crumbles the ground scenes over so they just wheel everything
Speaker 1: fast and then Raymy comes up and kicks him three
Speaker 1: times a wake up. The kicks him there. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like a fucking metal gear. Soall the three where
Speaker 1: you have to kick him like a couple of times
Speaker 1: to wake up after each other, freaking what's his name?
Speaker 1: What was the guy's name? The guy that played ash?
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Speaker 1: But there's a video of it holding his breath for
Speaker 1: twenty nine minutes. Who flat him? Vito Mere, Marie Chick.
Speaker 1: He sounds serbian or something.
Speaker 2: Not a it's a fucking AI. What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: That's not real? Before popular Chris, it's real. It happened
Speaker 1: he just posted four fucking weeks ago. Never mind.
Speaker 3: First, this is what the record was that broken. He's
Speaker 3: in one of those dumb kiddie pulls, essentially in a
Speaker 3: wet suit. I don't know if I I don't know
Speaker 3: if I like the way they're doing this, but you
Speaker 3: can watch it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I just yeah, I don't. I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: I kind of I feel like he's cheating somehow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: A lot of people say the average swimmer is able
Speaker 1: to hold it out for like four minutes and.
Speaker 3: Even breathing hard bullshit, Like after he's done, he's like completely.
Speaker 1: I mean, some people are just like that because I
Speaker 1: think I think what happened is that, like you probably
Speaker 1: freak out when you start going through the processes of
Speaker 1: having lack of oxygen, and then you have to train
Speaker 1: yourself to get through that and you might be fine
Speaker 1: relatively let's go.
Speaker 2: Because for us on the podcast, yeah, that's just all
Speaker 2: accuse him of being fake.
Speaker 1: So why do you fake? Why are you a liar?
Speaker 1: We interview? Why are you a liar? We interview somebody?
Speaker 2: Like we interview the guy who fucking did the what
Speaker 2: is it the red Bull jump from Like when he
Speaker 2: jump from space or whatever, and we have him on
Speaker 2: the show. It's like, so, why did you pretend to
Speaker 2: jump from space?
Speaker 1: Excuse me? Like, why did you do what you do?
Speaker 1: Why did you lie to these There was no point
Speaker 1: in lying like that at all. I love that premise
Speaker 1: of getting people people who've done like these crazy feeds
Speaker 1: and they're just like completely just disregarding their accomplishment, but
Speaker 1: still having them on the show to explain themselves and
Speaker 1: why they why they're so deceitful. Why did you lie
Speaker 1: to me like that? Why did you break my heart?
Speaker 1: Why did you I was I was really in love
Speaker 1: with you, like actually, like I wanted to be you.
Speaker 1: I wanted to wear your skin. Now I just want
Speaker 1: to wear your skin for the wrong reason.
Speaker 2: It's like a hell, all right, Well on that note,
Speaker 2: bye everybody, We'll see you next time.
Speaker 1: Peace, Fuck you later.