WEBVTT 1 00:00:10.000 --> 00:00:13.320 Welcome to the snark Tank. You're about to teach. Your 2 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:17.559 name's glazed by the great Chris Ray Good, Derek black 3 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:21.120 Man and Tom Sway. 4 00:00:21.839 --> 00:00:27.920 Sit back and prepare for some Sit back and prepare 5 00:00:27.960 --> 00:00:28.519 for song. 6 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:39.359 Lady three two one. Oh shit, I wasn't pay attention, 7 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:43.799 you know what. That's fine, that's fine. 8 00:00:43.799 --> 00:00:48.840 Welcome, Welcome to keep that welcome, Welcome to Welcome everybody, 9 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:52.560 new episode of snark Tank, the snark Tank podcast, Patroon 10 00:00:52.640 --> 00:00:54.359 and comis snark Tank. Remember we can go over there 11 00:00:55.359 --> 00:01:01.880 early access to free feed episodes, exclusive episodes, all that jazz. 12 00:01:02.679 --> 00:01:04.480 You know where to find us. You can ask us questions. 13 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:06.840 You could give us stories to tell on the show. 14 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:12.040 You could come up with a silly name that I 15 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:15.959 have to read at the end of the show. That's whimsical. 16 00:01:16.560 --> 00:01:17.719 That's a whimsical thing to do. 17 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:21.040 Go over there, do it, please do me. 18 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:25.079 It's me Chris, It's uh, it's it's I can't point, 19 00:01:25.120 --> 00:01:27.159 so it's weird, but it's it's it's casing and Derek 20 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:27.719 over there. 21 00:01:27.680 --> 00:01:30.519 It's chocolate man. That's what they call me. Now, what 22 00:01:30.680 --> 00:01:30.799 is that? 23 00:01:31.680 --> 00:01:34.599 It's one of the only candies I like because it's 24 00:01:35.519 --> 00:01:37.400 that's not even I say, only one of the only 25 00:01:37.799 --> 00:01:38.640 three Musketeers. 26 00:01:39.359 --> 00:01:44.400 I like in simplicity though, it's fluffy, yeahbly fluffy candy 27 00:01:44.640 --> 00:01:47.280 like it's called three Musketeers all like, but stupid name 28 00:01:47.359 --> 00:01:48.000 doesn't make sense. 29 00:01:48.079 --> 00:01:51.200 But good, Yeah, I've never I've never had a three Musketeers. 30 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:54.319 Oh it's I think it's like twigs without the caramel. No, 31 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:58.959 something like that. Sorry, it's not twigs. It's like a Okay, 32 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:01.200 I guess, I guess it's okay. 33 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.239 Well, it's lacking a lot of things a Snickers without 34 00:02:04.599 --> 00:02:06.239 peanuts and caramel. 35 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:10.960 So it's just like the half of the fucking Snickers. 36 00:02:11.039 --> 00:02:12.319 I guess. Yeah. 37 00:02:12.479 --> 00:02:14.479 I mean, I'm not at liberty to say I really, 38 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:17.159 I have no experience. I think that I stayed away 39 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:19.319 from them because I thought the name was stupid. 40 00:02:19.199 --> 00:02:22.080 Like three musty queers, and I was like, I can't 41 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:24.319 eat this. I know I did it. 42 00:02:24.360 --> 00:02:27.240 I'm sorry you did not think it was called three 43 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:28.919 musty queers when you were seven. 44 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:31.680 I swear to you, I was that homophobic at seven. 45 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:37.159 Do you think you were ever? Do you this is 46 00:02:37.159 --> 00:02:39.639 a real question. Do you think you ever truly homophobic? No? 47 00:02:40.199 --> 00:02:41.840 I was ignorant, me neither. 48 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:46.199 I just I just liked calling people gay because I 49 00:02:46.319 --> 00:02:47.120 just thought it was funny. 50 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:47.960 I just went to church. 51 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:49.639 So they were like, the gay you were bad, and 52 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:53.800 I was like, I guess, yeah, I don't think I 53 00:02:53.879 --> 00:02:56.319 even I don't even think I registered that as like 54 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:59.719 being a bad thing. I think I just registered that 55 00:02:59.800 --> 00:03:02.599 I heard other people call other people it, and people 56 00:03:02.639 --> 00:03:04.520 would get offended by being called it. So I just 57 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:06.680 assumed it was a funny thing to call people, and 58 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:07.080 it was. 59 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:09.960 It was never it was never considered. 60 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:14.800 I never thought about gay people or gay people doing 61 00:03:14.840 --> 00:03:16.719 shit when when the word gay was used. 62 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:20.800 Yeah, I remember when. 63 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:23.039 The first time I think I heard somebody actually used 64 00:03:23.080 --> 00:03:26.280 in that context. It was when well it wasn't even 65 00:03:26.479 --> 00:03:28.639 it wasn't gay, but it was the f slur. And 66 00:03:29.080 --> 00:03:34.080 my friends would sometimes like to just for reactions at 67 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:37.240 lunch period, walk around the campus holding hands my friend 68 00:03:37.479 --> 00:03:39.879 Chris and Joe, just to see what people would, you know, 69 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:42.560 what they do. And I was I saw some older 70 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:44.800 kids that were probably like junior or seniors or something, 71 00:03:44.800 --> 00:03:47.840 and they're like, oh, look, you know, like actually kind 72 00:03:47.879 --> 00:03:52.120 of like almost seeming like frightened, but like because they've 73 00:03:52.159 --> 00:03:55.639 never seen that before. Because guys is holding hands all 74 00:03:55.719 --> 00:03:59.520 merrily and shit, and it really made me laugh because 75 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.680 I was like, wow, I don't I didn't think I 76 00:04:01.719 --> 00:04:04.280 would ever hear somebody have a reaction like that. And 77 00:04:04.560 --> 00:04:07.280 he's just seen people kind of whisper to themselves or something. 78 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:09.240 This guy just straight upset out loud, like he was 79 00:04:09.319 --> 00:04:09.960 like scared. 80 00:04:12.360 --> 00:04:12.520 I was. 81 00:04:13.319 --> 00:04:15.439 I was out of friends recently and we were driving 82 00:04:15.800 --> 00:04:18.720 and he's gay, and we were going to like we 83 00:04:18.800 --> 00:04:21.480 were going to like a supermarket to pick up some 84 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:23.519 food for like a party that he was throwing. And 85 00:04:23.600 --> 00:04:25.279 I went with him the supermarket and he goes like, oh, 86 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:28.319 look as my fiance and it was it was him. 87 00:04:28.560 --> 00:04:30.560 He was like he was what I was fiance. Now 88 00:04:30.600 --> 00:04:32.519 they're married, but like, oh, it's my husband. He's walking 89 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:35.160 down the street and he rolls the window down, leans 90 00:04:35.319 --> 00:04:41.600 over me and shouts the f slur so loud and 91 00:04:41.759 --> 00:04:44.319 then and then just drives away. And I was like 92 00:04:44.399 --> 00:04:46.199 think all I could think of was like, I hope 93 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:51.000 to god nobody saw me in that car and recognized 94 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:55.560 me and just assumed that I shouted it. 95 00:04:55.879 --> 00:05:01.680 There goes Chris Reagun, There goes classic Chris. Is it classic? Thought? 96 00:05:01.759 --> 00:05:03.480 We thought he was a good boy. We thought he 97 00:05:03.600 --> 00:05:04.480 was a good leftist. 98 00:05:05.040 --> 00:05:08.920 He's uh. He turns out he's not just like me. 99 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:12.680 He's just like just like me. He's just like myself. 100 00:05:12.759 --> 00:05:16.120 He says it to welcome to the club. Brother. I look, 101 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:18.120 I think that word is extremely funny, but only because 102 00:05:18.160 --> 00:05:21.360 it's phonetically funny. I think phonetically that word and the 103 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.800 en word it is objectively the way they are built 104 00:05:24.000 --> 00:05:29.800 is funny. The two G's man thew G Vowel talk. 105 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.160 About something the other day that Kingston said, when you're 106 00:05:32.319 --> 00:05:36.839 we were giving Michael Jackson's fans like a name, like 107 00:05:36.920 --> 00:05:40.839 his fandom, and this dude said, off the cuff Jackets, and. 108 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:43.040 I was like, that's great. I love that. 109 00:05:44.639 --> 00:05:49.639 Jackets is funny. That's so good, dude. 110 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:52.680 But I I don't know. I was, I was. I 111 00:05:52.879 --> 00:05:55.279 was told that people I don't know. I was told that, 112 00:05:55.399 --> 00:05:58.240 like homosexuality was abomination when I was young, and I 113 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:01.560 was like, all right cool, and then I cool? Was 114 00:06:01.600 --> 00:06:03.279 that right? Cool? And then I knew that people would 115 00:06:03.319 --> 00:06:06.519 get really upset being called that. So obviously you you 116 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:09.519 mimic what you hear. You're like, oh, people get mad. 117 00:06:09.519 --> 00:06:11.079 And I was when I got older and I had like, 118 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:14.079 I made one friend who I like, I knew was gay, 119 00:06:14.199 --> 00:06:15.639 but I was a kid, so you know, you can't 120 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:18.600 really quantify that yet. And then I spent all the 121 00:06:18.639 --> 00:06:20.759 time with them, and I was like, oh, this is 122 00:06:20.839 --> 00:06:23.199 just bullshit. And then there I was out. I was 123 00:06:23.240 --> 00:06:26.160 out like by like like fourteen years old. I was like, 124 00:06:26.199 --> 00:06:29.040 this is completely the stupidest thing ever. Yeah, I just 125 00:06:29.199 --> 00:06:29.720 I never care. 126 00:06:29.759 --> 00:06:31.839 I always The thing for me was like I always 127 00:06:31.879 --> 00:06:34.879 thought it was annoying when any like whenever people would 128 00:06:34.879 --> 00:06:37.199 see like I don't know, like gay dudes like holding 129 00:06:37.240 --> 00:06:41.120 hands or kissing or whatever. That shit bothered me when 130 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:43.839 straight people would do it, Like I was, I was 131 00:06:43.879 --> 00:06:45.160 annoyed by the entire premise. 132 00:06:45.439 --> 00:06:48.800 I was annoyed by it because people were like this 133 00:06:48.879 --> 00:06:50.519 shit Like people that I was around were like get 134 00:06:50.560 --> 00:06:55.120 annoyed by it, and I was like why, oh yeah, why, 135 00:06:55.319 --> 00:06:56.759 I was like why did I Then I was like, 136 00:06:58.439 --> 00:07:00.800 for me, it's like I if I saw somebody kissing 137 00:07:00.959 --> 00:07:03.480 a I don't know, a board, I'd be like, well, 138 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.160 would kiss a bod wouldn't gis abord. I don't want 139 00:07:05.160 --> 00:07:07.839 see somebodykis board if I'm not kissing a board, and 140 00:07:07.959 --> 00:07:09.439 then that's as far as I'm saying. 141 00:07:09.839 --> 00:07:11.319 I'm just saying, like, you know, like that like like 142 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:14.120 the PDA people, Yeah, like the PDA. And when I 143 00:07:14.160 --> 00:07:16.639 say PDA, I don't mean like holding in the most 144 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:19.279 mundane like I don't know people whatever, that's fine, but 145 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:21.600 like in the way that you assume that I mean it, 146 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:24.920 I guess you know where, like it's just obnoxious and 147 00:07:25.040 --> 00:07:26.600 it's like the kind of thing that the kind of 148 00:07:26.600 --> 00:07:28.040 thing that people would shout get a room. 149 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:31.560 Cousin said they've never seen me and Lily kiss each other, 150 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:32.720 and I was like, that's crazy. 151 00:07:33.000 --> 00:07:34.920 I've never seen that either, Thank god I would probably 152 00:07:36.560 --> 00:07:38.839 I hate the premise. I hate the premise. If people 153 00:07:38.959 --> 00:07:40.279 love it, I don't think i've. 154 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:42.800 Seen that either. Actually definitely have kissed my girlfriend plenty 155 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:44.839 of time. I don't know. There are some days that 156 00:07:44.920 --> 00:07:45.959 go by that I'm like, oh, I don't think I 157 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:47.120 kissed Lily and it's crazy. 158 00:07:48.079 --> 00:07:54.199 Wow, that's this fucking she's crazy. She won't like I 159 00:07:54.480 --> 00:07:56.639 usually have to toss her like say too much and 160 00:07:56.800 --> 00:07:59.360 like make animal noises. I start I growl at her 161 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:00.639 and she because I start getting upset. 162 00:08:00.759 --> 00:08:02.160 But I also hate being near people. 163 00:08:02.240 --> 00:08:04.399 So it's like, ah, man, well, oh yeah, you are 164 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:07.800 a weird loner like in cel, but you know you 165 00:08:07.920 --> 00:08:09.399 have like a longtime girlfriend. 166 00:08:09.399 --> 00:08:09.759 It's weird. 167 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:13.920 Yeah, you're you're like, well you you're phobic. 168 00:08:14.279 --> 00:08:17.759 Yeah, I get which one of all? Just a lot 169 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:24.519 is negrophobic real, Yes, clearly. I don't know. 170 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:27.800 I don't know if it's called that, but I imagine 171 00:08:28.680 --> 00:08:31.319 when I every once in a while it's unfortunately it's 172 00:08:31.399 --> 00:08:34.919 using old women. Unfortunately when when I when I'm near 173 00:08:34.960 --> 00:08:36.519 old women, they kind of have. 174 00:08:36.720 --> 00:08:41.399 Oh no, it's actually real. The terms what it is 175 00:08:41.559 --> 00:08:47.480 called negrophobic, the scientific term phobia. Yeah, way, this is 176 00:08:47.639 --> 00:08:54.120 Urban Dictionary or other. Yeah, it's not like negrophobia or 177 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:57.960 the profound fear or hatred of black people and black culture. 178 00:08:58.120 --> 00:08:59.759 I think that is. It's it's it's like one of 179 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:04.919 the sub genres of what it is to be racist. Actually, yeah, 180 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:11.200 that's so crazy. It makes sense technically, that's yeah, I 181 00:09:11.240 --> 00:09:13.879 don't know, it's a sweep, I guess, I mean it 182 00:09:13.919 --> 00:09:18.480 makes sense. I've a I think I've mentioned when my 183 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:20.679 Asian neighbor freaked out when I tried to talk to him. 184 00:09:22.279 --> 00:09:25.240 Recent neighbor. No, No, this was This was years ago. 185 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:28.600 I lived in Hostiona Heights and then I guess for 186 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:30.960 anyone that knew that's listening, I lived in Hostiona Heights. 187 00:09:31.039 --> 00:09:34.200 It's a uh and it was like a huge Chinese 188 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:37.519 population around this area. And so my my neighbor I 189 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:42.080 saw he had a almost brand new looking mattress in 190 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:44.159 his garage that clearly he was looking to get rid of. 191 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:45.519 But he was just like, I'm just gonna put it 192 00:09:45.519 --> 00:09:47.879 here for now. So I went up and just asked him, like, 193 00:09:48.000 --> 00:09:50.320 hey man, his restro is open, he's in it. I 194 00:09:50.399 --> 00:09:51.720 was like, hey man, are are you looking to get 195 00:09:51.799 --> 00:09:56.840 rid of your mattress? His fucking his eyes go wide 196 00:09:56.919 --> 00:09:58.759 all of a sudden, you know, He's just like like 197 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:01.720 he just saw like it looked like a train was 198 00:10:01.720 --> 00:10:02.720 about to hit him or something. 199 00:10:02.759 --> 00:10:04.960 He was like no. He was like no, no, no, no, 200 00:10:05.080 --> 00:10:06.000 I'm busy. I'm busy. 201 00:10:06.399 --> 00:10:08.159 And I was like, what the all right? Man, I 202 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:10.000 just fucking but dude. 203 00:10:10.639 --> 00:10:15.600 Weeks later, fucking weeks later, he fucking rings the doorbell 204 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:18.440 and he apologized to me and offers me the mattress, 205 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:19.759 and I'm like, bro, that's crazy. 206 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:24.360 It was like weeks. They took weeks to five, because 207 00:10:24.360 --> 00:10:27.200 of the lord they're given about us is different. That's 208 00:10:27.240 --> 00:10:29.759 why they're not giving regular lord. The lord giving about us. 209 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:33.440 It's like, you know, they eat, they eat a whole bears, 210 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:37.240 you know that, right, Like they spawn guns. They get 211 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.320 like they're it's there, they're magic. They're only like you 212 00:10:40.399 --> 00:10:40.879 can't they. 213 00:10:40.879 --> 00:10:43.919 Just they just see they just see videos online, you know, 214 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:47.799 the worst those accounts of like a fucking like a 215 00:10:47.879 --> 00:10:51.639 subway girl or whatever the fuck, just like isolated incidents, 216 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:54.240 they get like blown the fuck up, right, Yeah, And 217 00:10:54.360 --> 00:10:56.120 so that's what they're thinking. It's like, no, don't burn 218 00:10:56.200 --> 00:10:57.960 me on the subway. No, you're gonna shank me. 219 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:00.879 You're gonna do You're gonna George Floyd me in reverse 220 00:11:00.879 --> 00:11:03.039 because even though I just some shit, you're. 221 00:11:02.960 --> 00:11:05.240 Gonna pull a report and you're gonna reverse floyd me. 222 00:11:05.440 --> 00:11:10.120 Don't do it. And he's like, no, no, no, I'm busy. 223 00:11:10.159 --> 00:11:12.519 I'm sorry about Trayvon Martin. I was like, it's okay, man, 224 00:11:12.559 --> 00:11:14.600 it's okay. You didn't do about that. 225 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:17.399 That's one of my favorite sign autographs. 226 00:11:17.919 --> 00:11:20.320 I don't know that happened. He was signing autographs at 227 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:22.240 a freaking at a right wing convention. Oh, you're talking 228 00:11:22.279 --> 00:11:29.080 about Zimmerman. Yeah, yeah, noon, definitely not dude. He auctioned 229 00:11:29.120 --> 00:11:32.039 off his gun for like a quarter mill. I remember that. 230 00:11:32.159 --> 00:11:33.039 I think it was. 231 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:34.840 I think it was half a mill, wasn't it or 232 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:38.200 maybe it was going I think it made it for 233 00:11:38.240 --> 00:11:39.399 half a mill. I think it made it for like 234 00:11:40.399 --> 00:11:42.519 that might be either way. 235 00:11:42.720 --> 00:11:47.399 The fact that six figures is crazy, man, that's insane. 236 00:11:47.519 --> 00:11:51.240 Oh we're not We're not a racist country. That is 237 00:11:51.320 --> 00:11:54.200 crazy man, it is. It is so outraged. Somebody he 238 00:11:54.320 --> 00:11:57.200 was sniffs it. He sniffed it. After he did he 239 00:11:57.360 --> 00:12:00.960 definitely busted on that gun. He was so winding, fucking 240 00:12:01.320 --> 00:12:06.840 uh like skittless and fucking Arizona's and ship right, maybe 241 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:10.240 he got a nice tea. He was for the earth. 242 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:11.840 I knew the whole time, Like, this guy's not gonna 243 00:12:11.879 --> 00:12:14.120 last long. Did he die yet? 244 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:17.559 I think he's done zimmer I think he's still live. No, 245 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:19.240 he's still composing music. 246 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:25.120 I forgot. That's the same we talked about. It's insane that. 247 00:12:25.120 --> 00:12:27.519 He was able to like subvert that, like just completely 248 00:12:27.559 --> 00:12:29.639 avoid any backlash for that and then go on to 249 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:30.799 just make more music. 250 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:34.279 Yeah, he just made he did, he made he did Interstellar. 251 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:38.080 Everybody forgave him after that. They're like, that's a good score, man, except. 252 00:12:38.159 --> 00:12:40.559 He killed that poor black child. Yeah, it was great. 253 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:43.799 I'm glad you've forgiven me. I don't except for Chris Raygun. No, 254 00:12:43.879 --> 00:12:48.639 he doesn't really like my my my, he doesn't know 255 00:12:48.720 --> 00:12:50.120 you don't forgive me, Chris and fuck you. 256 00:12:50.840 --> 00:12:53.440 It's crazy though that like all that, Like even when 257 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:55.720 he had he had that Spotify playlist that was like 258 00:12:55.759 --> 00:12:57.320 low fi beats to kill Trayvon Martin. 259 00:12:57.399 --> 00:13:02.320 Too crazy. That's this is all really. 260 00:13:03.440 --> 00:13:07.039 It's actually streaming on YouTube twenty four to seven. It's 261 00:13:07.039 --> 00:13:10.960 always a lot of motherfuckers start It's it's streaming from 262 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:19.080 the YouTube channel YouTube like YouTube dot com, slash YouTube. 263 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:20.440 I wouldn't know how to feel about that. 264 00:13:21.480 --> 00:13:24.679 Yeah, I think I would, I certainly. What I mean, like, 265 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:28.159 I yes, what I mean is damn. I guess I 266 00:13:28.279 --> 00:13:31.519 have to leave YouTube now, Like I can't. You gotta 267 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:34.960 go to kick Man. Well uck, If I had to 268 00:13:35.000 --> 00:13:38.559 choose between YouTube and kick I guess I'll stay with YouTube. Yeah, 269 00:13:38.960 --> 00:13:42.480 cakes kind of Oh yeah, by the way, by the way, uh, 270 00:13:42.600 --> 00:13:46.440 in the wake of all of the ship that went down, uh, 271 00:13:47.159 --> 00:13:49.679 you know, Jimmy Kimmel, he got fired, but also other 272 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.519 companies like uh fucking Valve, Twitch. 273 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:57.360 That's what Steam Twitch? What are the other companies are 274 00:13:57.399 --> 00:14:03.320 gonna be investigated? I think Reddit and Discord Discord that's what. Yeah, 275 00:14:03.360 --> 00:14:05.279 I don't know what. So what was the thing about 276 00:14:06.080 --> 00:14:08.759 investigation they kick to? So obviously this is they're using 277 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:12.039 this as an escapegoat. So it has to do with Discord, right, 278 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:14.919 They're they're investigating the people in Discord to see if 279 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:18.000 any of them were planning stuff with the Tyler Robinson 280 00:14:18.080 --> 00:14:22.639 guy that allegedly murdered Charlie. And so now they're using 281 00:14:22.679 --> 00:14:25.080 this as an opportunity because there were so many freaks 282 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:28.200 out there. I don't really understand the Reddit thing because 283 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:32.240 they it only seems like to me, like what a 284 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:36.600 lot of people that were involved in like waves of 285 00:14:36.759 --> 00:14:38.879 like we got to crack down on Reddit and Twitch 286 00:14:38.960 --> 00:14:43.440 and stuff that's kind of loosely seems u involved with 287 00:14:43.480 --> 00:14:45.240 a lot of Hasan stuff because he's like a number 288 00:14:45.279 --> 00:14:47.080 of politicians and a lot of people are going after 289 00:14:47.120 --> 00:14:51.360 that motherfucker. Even before this, he's been like a big scapegoat. 290 00:14:51.399 --> 00:14:53.399 So it seems kind of like a push to get 291 00:14:53.480 --> 00:14:56.480 rid of some other political adversaries, and you know, it'll 292 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:59.919 also help out the other people that hated Hassan and 293 00:15:00.039 --> 00:15:03.159 they've been lobbying the government, which is kind of nuts. 294 00:15:03.679 --> 00:15:07.960 It's weird how far this is gotten for, like because 295 00:15:08.000 --> 00:15:11.159 I just don't none of us, no reasonable person sees 296 00:15:11.519 --> 00:15:14.840 this son is some fucking threat. Like he just seems 297 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:17.200 like some fuck I don't know, like I'm sorry, am 298 00:15:17.240 --> 00:15:19.679 I am I blind? He just comes across like a 299 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:24.559 like a himbo, you know, yeah, just the uh he's like. 300 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:26.919 He's a maldi politically verse guy. Like what is the 301 00:15:27.120 --> 00:15:30.039 worst thing he has said? Like, can you think of 302 00:15:30.120 --> 00:15:31.600 something the worst thing he said? Like, what is the 303 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:33.799 like the worst thing you think he's said nine eleven thing? 304 00:15:33.840 --> 00:15:35.840 People got really round up about. But it's like, what's 305 00:15:36.519 --> 00:15:37.879 I think that was retarded to say? 306 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:41.960 Because it's not even necessarily wrong when he says that, 307 00:15:42.039 --> 00:15:44.159 because when you're talking about deserve, like when you turn 308 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:46.120 a blind eye to this stuff and this thing happens, 309 00:15:46.159 --> 00:15:49.440 it's kind of like, oh, what did you expect? But 310 00:15:49.600 --> 00:15:52.840 that is still because you could have said that better. 311 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:55.759 He could have said way better, saying Americans deserve nine 312 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:58.559 to eleven. But like It's just one of those things 313 00:15:58.600 --> 00:16:02.360 where it's like, bro, blow back. We know we even 314 00:16:02.440 --> 00:16:05.639 when like when they read Osama ship, they're like, y'all 315 00:16:05.720 --> 00:16:08.399 niggas fucking ain't doing ship and we've been getting fucking 316 00:16:08.639 --> 00:16:11.720 blasted a kingdom come for all this time. We want 317 00:16:11.759 --> 00:16:13.000 to give you a taste of it. You know, I'm 318 00:16:13.000 --> 00:16:14.360 obviously phrazy. 319 00:16:14.639 --> 00:16:20.960 You imagined was y'all niggas been yah, niggas been quiet. 320 00:16:21.039 --> 00:16:24.679 Yall niggas been sleep while we've been getting fucking blasted 321 00:16:25.000 --> 00:16:26.000 every I love thinking. 322 00:16:26.120 --> 00:16:27.879 You know what's funny when I think about Osimon lat 323 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:30.320 and I just think of him on Family Guy doing 324 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:36.519 the doing the the tape and ship, it's like, yeah, 325 00:16:36.679 --> 00:16:39.879 he's when he's like yeah, when he's like you will 326 00:16:39.919 --> 00:16:42.639 find out the true meaning of pain on the first 327 00:16:43.440 --> 00:16:44.440 night of rod him on. 328 00:16:44.759 --> 00:16:47.320 And he's like what did what did I say? And 329 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:52.039 I remember that one? Yeah, that's that's the That is. 330 00:16:52.120 --> 00:16:54.399 The primary vision in my mind when I think of 331 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:56.799 was Simon Latt as him just like being like a quirky, 332 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:57.480 lovable fella. 333 00:16:57.639 --> 00:16:59.440 For me, it's the one from South Park. It's the 334 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:02.759 South Park one when they went crazy on disrespecting him. Bro, 335 00:17:03.200 --> 00:17:05.880 they made him like fucking road Runner or bugs Bunny. 336 00:17:05.960 --> 00:17:08.119 It was crazy. I forgot about it. I was like, 337 00:17:08.279 --> 00:17:14.039 holy ship, Yeah, Cartman was fucking with him actually, and 338 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:18.440 I was like, this is crazy. Even though I'm like eleven, 339 00:17:18.480 --> 00:17:22.839 I know this is really fucked up. I know this, Yeah, 340 00:17:23.200 --> 00:17:25.160 I do. To me, it's just a real footage. I 341 00:17:25.200 --> 00:17:27.759 couldn't believe it was real of him doing karaoke to 342 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:31.880 poker face, Like that's why are you saying you've never 343 00:17:31.960 --> 00:17:36.640 seen that before? Nah, singing poker you never? Oh my no, 344 00:17:36.759 --> 00:17:39.119 We've had to have talked about this. No, holy crap, 345 00:17:39.960 --> 00:17:40.640 there is this real. 346 00:17:40.799 --> 00:17:43.599 There is so dude. He's a big fan of anime 347 00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:46.079 they found. I knew that, Yeah, I knew about that. 348 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:51.680 He loved American culture too, and he was fucking there 349 00:17:51.759 --> 00:17:52.519 is a video. 350 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.759 Of him right now. The anime is not American culture. 351 00:17:54.759 --> 00:17:55.319 But I know what you mean. 352 00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:59.359 You I mean like I'm saying, plus, like I'm plus 353 00:18:00.559 --> 00:18:02.720 this is you can see just put in poker face 354 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:06.200 Osama and he's fucking doing karaoke to poker face. 355 00:18:08.880 --> 00:18:14.039 Yeah, dude, that can't be him. It is it is, 356 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:17.720 And that's the thing that's crazy. This is like verified, 357 00:18:17.920 --> 00:18:20.680 like by like, yeah, check again, put in see what 358 00:18:20.759 --> 00:18:24.039 the because this is before the AIS and stuff. See 359 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:24.799 what the AI. 360 00:18:24.880 --> 00:18:26.599 People have to say, because maybe they'll be like, no, 361 00:18:26.759 --> 00:18:28.839 that sh it ain't real. Fuck off nigga. You know, 362 00:18:28.920 --> 00:18:32.319 maybe maybe they'll be like that. But I just, I mean, 363 00:18:32.359 --> 00:18:34.480 I knew he was an American asset once upon a time. 364 00:18:35.240 --> 00:18:37.880 He went by the name Tim Osman. He was, he 365 00:18:38.000 --> 00:18:40.519 worked with the c i A. He was, he he conducted, 366 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:43.799 he went fucked with the big New Brazinski when he 367 00:18:43.920 --> 00:18:46.440 was putting together Mujaden to fight the Russians. 368 00:18:47.160 --> 00:18:50.599 Like, so he was speaking English and and everything too, 369 00:18:50.680 --> 00:18:52.640 Like I I'm pretty sure I've seen videos of him 370 00:18:52.680 --> 00:18:54.039 speaking English, like straight up. 371 00:18:54.000 --> 00:18:56.759 Well ye dude, yeah, you can't go by the name 372 00:18:56.880 --> 00:18:59.079 Tim Osman and not speak English, you know, like he 373 00:18:59.240 --> 00:19:02.720 clearly was like versatile in multiple languages. 374 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:08.480 Okay, So it's not him who says that I looked like, 375 00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:09.920 I mean, everyone says that. 376 00:19:10.440 --> 00:19:11.000 Who says that. 377 00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:14.640 Everyone Everyone in the every is like I wish this 378 00:19:14.799 --> 00:19:16.880 wasn't fake, and it's like and people are like, art's 379 00:19:16.880 --> 00:19:18.160 like it's a real video. It's just not him. 380 00:19:18.440 --> 00:19:20.759 I don't know, man. When they found all this stuff, 381 00:19:20.799 --> 00:19:22.279 they said they inerted from that ship. 382 00:19:23.440 --> 00:19:26.440 Look, I could believe that he has done this. Yeah, 383 00:19:26.519 --> 00:19:30.039 I just this is so great. It's too crazy because 384 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:33.400 he's doing it. He's doing it as if he's as 385 00:19:33.480 --> 00:19:36.400 if he knows. It's funny that Osamavan Lauden is doing this, 386 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:41.960 you know what I mean. It's just it's too good. 387 00:19:42.160 --> 00:19:45.279 I don't know if I mean, I'm open to the possibility, 388 00:19:45.319 --> 00:19:48.880 but like it's it just seems too it seems too perfect. 389 00:19:50.559 --> 00:19:52.640 But yeah, yeah man, so but they were yeah, so 390 00:19:52.640 --> 00:19:56.119 they're looking into I mean ultimately like getting readit and 391 00:19:56.240 --> 00:19:58.240 discordanated on. This is really just like it's the same 392 00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:00.920 thing with the terrorists. It's just like everything, you know, 393 00:20:01.079 --> 00:20:02.599 just like shotgun whatever. Who cares. 394 00:20:02.680 --> 00:20:05.400 Yeah, I'm like looking, I'm like Joe Rogan at this moment, 395 00:20:05.440 --> 00:20:07.799 I just want to believe it because uh, I just 396 00:20:07.880 --> 00:20:10.599 I just want that to be real so badly because 397 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:14.160 I need, I need to think that the the number 398 00:20:14.279 --> 00:20:18.440 one terrorist in America is a fucking guy that just 399 00:20:19.359 --> 00:20:23.640 loves a pop music and knows the you know, poker face, 400 00:20:23.640 --> 00:20:27.200 because which is a solid song, solid song, man, it is, 401 00:20:27.319 --> 00:20:29.680 It's not bad. Yeah, apparently I'm saying it, say that 402 00:20:29.759 --> 00:20:32.000 there was an artist that like, there is an actual 403 00:20:32.119 --> 00:20:35.000 artist that shot this, but I don't see a name. 404 00:20:36.519 --> 00:20:38.079 Yeah, I fucking hate when people do that. 405 00:20:38.119 --> 00:20:43.319 I'm like, if it was you know what I think, 406 00:20:43.359 --> 00:20:46.039 if it's if it was way grainier, I would believe it. 407 00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.960 But something about it big, so like, I don't know. Yeah, 408 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:53.319 I don't know. It's too good, too good. I would 409 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:54.119 love that to be true. 410 00:20:54.440 --> 00:20:57.640 But yeah, yeah, but yeah, so so yeah, they fired, 411 00:20:57.839 --> 00:20:59.799 they fired, mister mister Cammell. 412 00:21:00.039 --> 00:21:04.279 Jimmy Kimmel got the boot, Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmy. 413 00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:05.480 I didn't know. 414 00:21:05.559 --> 00:21:07.279 I didn't I didn't want to look into it because 415 00:21:07.279 --> 00:21:08.960 I just was annoyed last night when I saw it 416 00:21:09.039 --> 00:21:11.200 last I saw like a breaking news from Kyle Kleinsky, 417 00:21:11.200 --> 00:21:13.480 and I was like, I'm not watching this, And then 418 00:21:13.680 --> 00:21:19.759 I found out why, And I think people are in 419 00:21:19.880 --> 00:21:22.960 my opinion, I guess, you know, because it really depends 420 00:21:23.000 --> 00:21:25.359 on him and what the writers actually meant. But to me, 421 00:21:25.440 --> 00:21:29.359 it seems like people are twisting his words and where 422 00:21:29.440 --> 00:21:32.680 he was fucking saying that. People like uh, the mag 423 00:21:32.720 --> 00:21:34.599 of people are trying to blame it on anyone but 424 00:21:34.759 --> 00:21:39.279 themselves and to me, what that means is like how 425 00:21:39.559 --> 00:21:42.359 people when they project where it's like say, somebody stole 426 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:44.160 something or whatever, or there's people in the room, and 427 00:21:44.200 --> 00:21:47.079 you kind of suspect the person that's accusing everybody else 428 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:49.160 and is trying to act like it can be anyone 429 00:21:49.240 --> 00:21:52.319 but me, And that's just kind of like, yeah, well, 430 00:21:53.200 --> 00:21:56.200 but then they were saying, oh, he's saying that they 431 00:21:56.319 --> 00:21:58.599 did it, and I'm like, I don't think that's what 432 00:21:59.039 --> 00:22:01.880 especially since he was one condemning people for jumping to 433 00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:03.319 conclusions in the first place. 434 00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:09.240 From from what I saw, it's he said that other 435 00:22:09.680 --> 00:22:13.640 people were blaming people. It was like they're blaming everyone 436 00:22:13.720 --> 00:22:16.680 but themselves. I don't remember once him saying that's what 437 00:22:16.759 --> 00:22:19.960 he said, and that's what they were. I'm confused. 438 00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:23.440 But themselves must mean that he's saying it's different, and 439 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:24.680 I'm like, but that's not how that works. 440 00:22:24.720 --> 00:22:26.759 Though you know that's not how that works. 441 00:22:27.599 --> 00:22:32.160 It's a very disingenuous, Uh, It's a very disingenuous read, 442 00:22:32.279 --> 00:22:34.160 especially when you consider the fact that like the whole 443 00:22:34.319 --> 00:22:37.640 point of it is that they're jumping to conclusions. I 444 00:22:37.680 --> 00:22:39.839 think it's like, yeah, I don't like Jimmy Kimmell at all. 445 00:22:39.839 --> 00:22:41.559 I think he's like tragically unfunny. 446 00:22:41.559 --> 00:22:43.319 Do you know anyone that actually is a fan of 447 00:22:43.440 --> 00:22:44.200 Jimmy Kimble. 448 00:22:44.279 --> 00:22:47.119 No, I don't know anybody who's. I don't really understand 449 00:22:47.119 --> 00:22:51.359 how how this shit even is still happening. Yeah, but 450 00:22:51.599 --> 00:22:53.920 late night talk shows in general, yeah, most of me. 451 00:22:54.160 --> 00:22:57.200 I just I don't's I don't get it. I genuinely don't. 452 00:22:57.279 --> 00:22:57.920 I don't. 453 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:03.920 I don't understand. But whatever, Yeah, Like, I don't know. 454 00:23:04.039 --> 00:23:07.519 It seems like an uncharitable reaction. But even if I 455 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:09.480 don't know, the thing to me was like even if 456 00:23:09.519 --> 00:23:11.680 I was to steal man the argument where it's it's like, okay, 457 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:18.119 Jimmy Kimmel clumsily worded something that projected a false reality, 458 00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:23.440 uh huh onto millions of people right for that, he 459 00:23:23.640 --> 00:23:29.359 is fired. That strikes me as very odd, purely because 460 00:23:32.279 --> 00:23:36.640 news organizations do that constantly, particularly Fox like almost every day, 461 00:23:37.279 --> 00:23:41.039 like and like they actually and they have not only 462 00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:42.839 I mean as a news I don't know. I just 463 00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:44.759 think about it from like if you from people doing 464 00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:50.279 news versus people doing talk show comedy interview format. Shit, 465 00:23:51.640 --> 00:23:55.079 I just I don't understand why the talk show would 466 00:23:55.119 --> 00:23:58.039 be held to a higher journalistic standard and suffer more 467 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:06.640 more real journal a stick consequences, then a news apparatus 468 00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:11.200 that is whose intent is to, you know, give you 469 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:15.079 the truth and then just objectively, like outwardly lie. 470 00:24:15.880 --> 00:24:20.599 Like that doesn't make sense to me. That's crazy, absolutely dumb. 471 00:24:21.400 --> 00:24:24.839 I absolutely I think it's it's more simple than that. 472 00:24:24.960 --> 00:24:26.759 I think it's just the idea of that. Like he 473 00:24:27.160 --> 00:24:30.200 clumsily said something, he could just retract it, and he 474 00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.559 clumsily said But I don't even think he clumsily said anything. Really, 475 00:24:33.160 --> 00:24:37.279 it's like, where is the what? What's so incorrect about this? Yeah, 476 00:24:37.640 --> 00:24:39.079 Like I'm trying to like that's what I'm trying. I'm 477 00:24:39.079 --> 00:24:40.279 trying to get to the point where I'm like, all right, 478 00:24:40.519 --> 00:24:43.079 where is the problem at Well? Did he knows it's 479 00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:46.920 not a real problem, that's analyze it. But what what 480 00:24:47.079 --> 00:24:49.039 could what did he say that could be construed to 481 00:24:49.119 --> 00:24:49.759 being a problem. 482 00:24:49.880 --> 00:24:55.079 We've already explained that right, Like about like they're taking 483 00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:58.400 it as oh, you're saying this, we know that's bullshit, 484 00:24:58.680 --> 00:25:00.720 but that is just the scapegoat to get rid of them. 485 00:25:01.039 --> 00:25:04.279 It's so fucking obvious to make sure that ABC, to 486 00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.480 make sure that they get their mergers and their deals done. Yeah, 487 00:25:07.519 --> 00:25:10.519 they're just capitulating, so whatever Trump wants. It's so fucking 488 00:25:10.640 --> 00:25:14.799 obvious like that, especially since Trump has tweeted about when say, uh, 489 00:25:15.039 --> 00:25:18.599 who is it before uh Stephen Colbert was getting fucking canned, 490 00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:21.079 He's like great, and he was like, Jimmy's next, essentially, 491 00:25:21.200 --> 00:25:23.279 and then when Jimmy it happens to Jimmy, He's like great. 492 00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:26.720 Now fucking all that's left is those other losers that 493 00:25:26.839 --> 00:25:27.400 no one gives. 494 00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:27.799 A shit about. 495 00:25:28.920 --> 00:25:30.680 I think they even called out, like they even said 496 00:25:30.720 --> 00:25:33.079 like Fallon is next or whatever, and it's just like 497 00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:37.279 all right, well, yeah, I don't know. It's it's very 498 00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:40.119 fucking ironic. I mean, there's no principles anywhere here, you 499 00:25:40.119 --> 00:25:41.599 know what I mean. It's just like big government. Big 500 00:25:41.640 --> 00:25:46.079 government is bad, except except authoritarian. It's fucking never has been. 501 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:49.359 I've lamest Neames people ever, well, the lame ever has 502 00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:50.160 been literally. 503 00:25:49.960 --> 00:25:53.160 Have never stood for fucking anything. It has been obvious 504 00:25:53.200 --> 00:25:56.640 from the very beginning, from since I've been alive and 505 00:25:56.680 --> 00:25:58.680 since I've been paying attention to politics, seeing that these 506 00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:02.680 people literally flip flop on anything. It doesn't matter, even 507 00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:04.599 if it comes to like say, you know, pro life, 508 00:26:04.640 --> 00:26:06.200 the thing that they swear they care the most about. 509 00:26:06.279 --> 00:26:08.640 It's like, no, they flip flopped. They are totally cool 510 00:26:08.680 --> 00:26:11.000 with killing as many people as possible as long as 511 00:26:11.000 --> 00:26:12.839 they don't look like them. And for some reason, they 512 00:26:12.880 --> 00:26:15.400 only care about fucking fetuses, and then when the the 513 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:17.319 fetus is born, they't care about that fucking baby. 514 00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:17.880 This is. 515 00:26:19.720 --> 00:26:22.839 Like these people, those are the corporate people I'm talking about, 516 00:26:22.920 --> 00:26:25.480 Just like these people that are chirping, like the ones 517 00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:29.119 that like they're just they're just what's his name, Baked Alaska. 518 00:26:29.480 --> 00:26:32.319 He has it says like free speech patriot in his 519 00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:35.599 bio and then I'm seeing him fucking tag the FBI 520 00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:38.720 trying to go after Hasan for wearing anti fascist shirts 521 00:26:38.759 --> 00:26:40.759 and having like a sticker or something like that, and 522 00:26:40.839 --> 00:26:42.039 I'm like, you are so gay. 523 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:45.359 They take that out of your bio, bitch. They don't 524 00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:47.359 know what they don't know what anything means, dude. It's great. 525 00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:49.240 I saw a video of like Benny Johnson or whatever 526 00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:52.160 that that uh guy, Yeah I got paid by Russia. 527 00:26:53.240 --> 00:26:53.920 Oh yeah that's right. 528 00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:54.680 Yeah, that's fun. 529 00:26:54.759 --> 00:26:54.960 Yeah. 530 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:57.400 I saw a video of him crashing out on somebody 531 00:26:57.480 --> 00:27:02.200 because somebody brought up the fact that like, uh, like 532 00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:06.680 he was looping in Islamic terrorism with with right like 533 00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:10.359 right wing terrorism, and he was like, excuse me, you 534 00:27:10.480 --> 00:27:11.960 can't do that. That's not the same. And it's like, 535 00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:15.799 do you not understand what you read? Do you not 536 00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:20.559 understand what Islamic terrorism is? No, it is concerned. It 537 00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:22.200 is absolutely conservative. 538 00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:22.720 Are you kidding? 539 00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.799 That is so crazy? The idea that that's even up 540 00:27:25.880 --> 00:27:30.039 for debate for people because it's brown people, it must 541 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:33.160 be left wing is crazy. I think they think conservative 542 00:27:33.279 --> 00:27:36.599 literally white dude. I think that's that's what they genuinely. 543 00:27:36.799 --> 00:27:40.720 I think, actually, straight up, I think that is probably true. 544 00:27:40.799 --> 00:27:44.240 That's a fundamental level. But that's what you look at. 545 00:27:44.279 --> 00:27:47.359 That's what conservatives in America though America is the want 546 00:27:47.440 --> 00:27:50.519 to be white. That is what it is here effectively. 547 00:27:50.720 --> 00:27:53.319 Now, the fact that somebody could look at isis and 548 00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:59.920 they're like, oh, yeah, this religious extremist organization that does 549 00:28:00.200 --> 00:28:04.720 not respect the rights of gay people and women. It's 550 00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:05.640 that's not. 551 00:28:05.759 --> 00:28:08.440 Right wing, that's left wing. That's far left. That's far 552 00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:10.519 far left, that's far left or something. 553 00:28:10.599 --> 00:28:14.960 It's like, yo, you're you're cook, you're gone, or you're 554 00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:17.279 just so disingenuous, which I think is actually the real thing. 555 00:28:17.359 --> 00:28:21.599 Baby Johnson specifically, I would say it's from what I've 556 00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:23.519 seen from him, because I remember for a while when 557 00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:28.119 he first started out, he was trying to be like, look, 558 00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:30.920 we're cool guys, look at these cool memes. 559 00:28:31.359 --> 00:28:33.839 He had this like show where he would like he 560 00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:36.000 was trying to do like a right leading type of 561 00:28:36.119 --> 00:28:38.400 talk show, like a Jimmy Kimmel or some fucking shit 562 00:28:38.519 --> 00:28:40.880 like that, but not a big production, but just still 563 00:28:41.440 --> 00:28:43.799 let's crack jokes, let's show that the right can meme. 564 00:28:43.920 --> 00:28:48.079 It failed immediately, Oh my god, you're right. I remember 565 00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:48.519 that shit. 566 00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:50.480 I was gonna I was gonna make a video about it, 567 00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:52.640 and then I thought this was this is too sad. 568 00:28:52.960 --> 00:28:55.400 I felt like sad about it because the way I 569 00:28:55.440 --> 00:28:57.279 didn't I didn't really I didn't connect the dust. 570 00:28:57.319 --> 00:29:00.279 If that's the same person, Bennie Johnson sucks so hard. 571 00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:02.359 I like, he just has a lot of money and 572 00:29:02.440 --> 00:29:04.079 then so he can try a lot of things right 573 00:29:04.119 --> 00:29:10.279 and eventually something's gonna stick. Oh my god, Like I 574 00:29:10.559 --> 00:29:15.519 totally forget the right can mean too, Like you're so gay, why. 575 00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:18.319 You can't you got a talk show called the left 576 00:29:18.400 --> 00:29:19.440 can't mean that's it. 577 00:29:19.720 --> 00:29:23.680 That's it, that's crazy. Left can't mean that's insane. 578 00:29:25.039 --> 00:29:29.200 God, yeah, I did not realize this is the same person. 579 00:29:29.799 --> 00:29:31.400 This is amazing. 580 00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:34.920 Yeah, I'm glowing this magic, bro. 581 00:29:35.039 --> 00:29:36.680 Yeah, bring it back up, dude, because a lot of 582 00:29:36.720 --> 00:29:39.200 people everyone forgot about that ship. Dude, I'm like, no, 583 00:29:39.359 --> 00:29:43.400 I that fucking asshole, like these fucking traders that got 584 00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:46.119 paid by like fucking foreign into Like it makes me 585 00:29:46.279 --> 00:29:49.559 so mad as an actual like American of like, like, 586 00:29:49.680 --> 00:29:51.680 it makes me so mad that I'm like, these fucking 587 00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.319 people are selling out our country and nothing happened, and 588 00:29:55.440 --> 00:29:58.920 Jimmy Kimble makes something that could be construed as. 589 00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:01.039 Problematic and then he's fired immediately. 590 00:30:01.480 --> 00:30:03.519 I hate that we're even in a position to defend 591 00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:07.000 Jimmy Kimmel. I don't, God damn it, man, Jimmy Kimmel. 592 00:30:07.160 --> 00:30:09.720 I don't. I don't, by any means hate Jimmy Kimmel. 593 00:30:10.079 --> 00:30:12.559 I just hated his fake crying. I kind of I 594 00:30:12.599 --> 00:30:14.720 couldn't stand his fake crying. Like whenever something would happen, 595 00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:15.519 you'd be like, oh. 596 00:30:17.079 --> 00:30:19.319 Guns. I'm like all right, yeah, I know, dude, but. 597 00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.160 Like you're maybe he's really a soft ass bitch like 598 00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:25.039 that maybe that's real, but I'm still like that's. 599 00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:27.160 This is an asshole thing I feel that feels this 600 00:30:27.279 --> 00:30:30.920 hyper asshole is like somebody someone is like someone's crying 601 00:30:30.920 --> 00:30:33.160 over gun violence, and where do people that paycheck? 602 00:30:35.640 --> 00:30:38.119 I've been so I've been to multiple tapings of like 603 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:42.480 of of these shows like like not Not Jimmy Kimmel. 604 00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:47.759 Conan, Jimmy Kimmel Fake Cry. But the thing is, you saw, 605 00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:50.000 you saw they have to I've seen multiple times. 606 00:30:50.160 --> 00:30:51.920 Yeah, I was supposed to see him one year and 607 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:53.880 then I just didn't. I kind of regret it as 608 00:30:53.880 --> 00:30:54.559 like I would have been. 609 00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:57.200 Calling, yeah, like my buddy. He was the biggest Conan fan, 610 00:30:57.359 --> 00:30:59.200 So because of him, I saw him a couple of times. 611 00:30:59.279 --> 00:30:59.839 He went a bunch. 612 00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:03.480 But the thing is, you know, you know how you 613 00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:05.359 know how it goes? These writers they write it, then 614 00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:07.000 they have to kind of like go through it. 615 00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:09.039 They already know it's going to be said, and so 616 00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:11.200 maybe just in the moment he gets caught up and 617 00:31:11.279 --> 00:31:13.160 he starts crying. But to me, when I'm just thinking 618 00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:15.079 about it, I'm like, You've had an ample amount of 619 00:31:15.119 --> 00:31:17.160 time to process this information, and it's hard for me 620 00:31:17.240 --> 00:31:19.200 to believe that you're fucking crying your eyes out now? 621 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:24.440 Could be I just I guess I'm a little cynical. Unfortunately, 622 00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:30.519 what really, well, they're cynical. 623 00:31:30.799 --> 00:31:32.000 Oh my god. 624 00:31:32.920 --> 00:31:37.279 I've tried my fair amount of tears, and then I 625 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:41.279 try to not get too emotional on camera, and it's 626 00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:41.960 like it's it's out. 627 00:31:41.960 --> 00:31:44.279 It's out my system already. So I just maybe he's 628 00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:50.480 maybe he's just a giant. Uh maybe maybe it's just a. 629 00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:58.240 Giant, uh something that maybe maybe it's just a loose pussy. 630 00:31:59.799 --> 00:32:05.319 You guys are tears. Shut up. That's I've cried. Could 631 00:32:05.319 --> 00:32:07.559 have seen me cry before? What was it? 632 00:32:08.000 --> 00:32:10.759 But that was because you see, so he stubbed his 633 00:32:10.920 --> 00:32:11.720 toe real hard. 634 00:32:11.799 --> 00:32:15.279 That's crazy. I actually don't. I actually don't cry from 635 00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:18.039 physical pain. That I don't do anymore. That was the 636 00:32:18.079 --> 00:32:20.640 one time that was one what you call it. I've 637 00:32:20.720 --> 00:32:23.400 cried from being sad before. I've laughed myself for the tears. 638 00:32:23.400 --> 00:32:24.079 I'm about to cry. 639 00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:26.720 But it's only I've only ever seen you cry once, 640 00:32:26.880 --> 00:32:27.920 which is shocking. 641 00:32:28.440 --> 00:32:31.279 I don't cry very often exactly. That's why it's clearly 642 00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:34.079 that's not scary. I cry when I feel really hurt. 643 00:32:34.119 --> 00:32:35.880 And then I don't feel really hurt very often. 644 00:32:36.000 --> 00:32:38.960 I see, here's that. I remember when I thought this way. No, 645 00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:41.559 it's not no, I remember when I thought that way. 646 00:32:41.680 --> 00:32:44.279 It's I've done all that stuff already. That's why I 647 00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:46.160 already got to that point where I'm like, all right now, 648 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:52.359 I kind of get yeah, I talking to my grandma cried. Yes. 649 00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:56.079 I was like, maybe that's like maybe five years ago, 650 00:32:56.279 --> 00:33:02.359 two months ago, okay, okay, but it was like, man, 651 00:33:02.359 --> 00:33:04.160 I'm done with this and you get was like, and 652 00:33:04.240 --> 00:33:10.680 I'm back. That is so crazy. That's like, that's like Dennis. 653 00:33:10.799 --> 00:33:12.839 That's like Dennis in that uh in the in the 654 00:33:12.920 --> 00:33:15.640 interview room where he's like where he's being accused of 655 00:33:15.720 --> 00:33:17.880 killing his wife and he's and he just stares. He 656 00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:24.279 just sits there for two hours, not blinking, staring. But yeah, 657 00:33:24.319 --> 00:33:26.599 I don't know, man, Jimmy Kimmel's gone. Looks like they're 658 00:33:26.640 --> 00:33:28.480 going to crack down on a lot of the rest 659 00:33:28.519 --> 00:33:29.359 of it, so like, I don't know. 660 00:33:29.519 --> 00:33:34.559 To be fair, they said it's an indefinite suspension, which, 661 00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:38.279 to remind people that in definite suspensions means there's just 662 00:33:38.359 --> 00:33:41.319 not there's an indefinite amount of time, meaning that he 663 00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.920 could come back. But let's let's be real. You know, 664 00:33:45.559 --> 00:33:47.680 probably he comes back. He's a bitch too. 665 00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:51.160 Well, here's the problem. What they're going to do is 666 00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:53.759 is like they're probably going to by the way, if 667 00:33:53.759 --> 00:33:55.599 I were him, I would I would take this opportunity 668 00:33:55.640 --> 00:33:58.759 to like start my own thing, honestly, because the amount 669 00:33:58.759 --> 00:34:01.759 of support that you're going to get just on people's 670 00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:04.519 principles is probably foul way more than you're getting paid. 671 00:34:05.000 --> 00:34:07.839 So like, if he was smart, he would do that. 672 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:09.760 But he might just like he might just err on 673 00:34:09.840 --> 00:34:11.559 the side of caution and just wait. But what I 674 00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:13.280 would imagine is they're going to wait for this merger 675 00:34:13.320 --> 00:34:16.159 to go through and then they'll bring him back. Yeah 676 00:34:16.239 --> 00:34:18.880 that if if that's going to happen at all, or 677 00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:20.639 he might just leave. I don't know, he might just 678 00:34:20.719 --> 00:34:22.079 be like funk all this principle. 679 00:34:22.119 --> 00:34:22.920 I hope he leaves. 680 00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:26.519 That's crazy, like you gotta set fire, you gotta balt 681 00:34:26.719 --> 00:34:28.800 like fuck, you don't come back, ridiculous. 682 00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.800 Nigga already has enough money anyway. It's like crazy out 683 00:34:31.840 --> 00:34:33.840 there sucking Mickey's dick for no respect. 684 00:34:33.920 --> 00:34:37.360 That we should we should talk about you gotta talk. 685 00:34:37.239 --> 00:34:38.960 About the funniest thing to happen yesterday, and. 686 00:34:39.000 --> 00:34:42.400 We got gotta talk about, well, yesterday. 687 00:34:42.159 --> 00:34:44.239 The Keshpitel thing, we gotta talk about that. 688 00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:46.800 What happened about, what happened to him when he was. 689 00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:49.760 Getting questioned about the freaking whatever the Epstein files and 690 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:53.440 him just we like being the biggest wheeze ever. Have 691 00:34:53.559 --> 00:34:55.559 you spoken to Donald Trump about the Epstein file? We 692 00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:59.320 have none spoke astein foul Yes, I have threenty of times. 693 00:34:59.760 --> 00:35:03.039 Have you spoken to da about Trump being Epstein files? 694 00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:05.760 And he just refuses to give a straight answer the 695 00:35:05.800 --> 00:35:07.440 whole time, And then guys like. 696 00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:11.960 About like, I didn't ask you that anybody that he 697 00:35:12.079 --> 00:35:13.199 was in Epstein files, and he. 698 00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:16.960 Would He was talking about the directly the I think 699 00:35:17.039 --> 00:35:19.400 the I think that's the right person he was talking about. 700 00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:21.239 But he was asking but the one question that he 701 00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.199 asked over and over was asking if he if he 702 00:35:23.320 --> 00:35:26.679 told anyone, if if Donald Trump was in the Epstein files. 703 00:35:26.960 --> 00:35:28.800 He kept asking that specific question over and over if 704 00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:33.400 he told anyone, because there's there's information that is out 705 00:35:33.440 --> 00:35:36.159 there that he told people that he's actually in the file. 706 00:35:36.280 --> 00:35:38.079 Is the Attorney General? He asked, the attorney did you 707 00:35:38.119 --> 00:35:40.440 tell the Attorney General that Donald Trump's names are in 708 00:35:40.519 --> 00:35:41.800 Epstein files, and. 709 00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:44.119 You know what I mean, answer, he's gonna He keeps 710 00:35:44.159 --> 00:35:46.480 giving these like he's giving the answer that people give 711 00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:48.960 him they're guilty of something, yes, literally you know. So 712 00:35:49.079 --> 00:35:53.119 it's like, oh, you're add this to the pile of 713 00:35:53.280 --> 00:35:56.239 like hundreds of examples why everybody involved in this is 714 00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:57.039 guilty as fuck. 715 00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.519 But like it's just another painsteakingly is like someone just 716 00:36:00.599 --> 00:36:03.199 throw a shoe at him, dude, answer the question. I 717 00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:05.440 missed that, like the the the George Bush when that 718 00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:07.760 fucking dude like threw the shoes at him, that she 719 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:09.800 was awesome. You know, if that would have hit man, 720 00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:11.840 it has been altered entirely. That would have been a 721 00:36:11.920 --> 00:36:13.880 complete different timeline that would. 722 00:36:13.719 --> 00:36:16.119 Have made him, would have made him smart. 723 00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:18.000 It made all and then he actually became like what 724 00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:21.079 it was like, it was like reverse like Henry the Eighth, 725 00:36:21.199 --> 00:36:24.039 because like Henry the Eighth, when the fucking horse fell 726 00:36:24.079 --> 00:36:26.679 on him, it changed him and he became insane and 727 00:36:26.840 --> 00:36:27.760 killed everyone and ship. 728 00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:29.920 But before that he was like the ship and everyone 729 00:36:29.960 --> 00:36:32.400 loved him. He's all learned, so he rest being a 730 00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:35.559 stupid fucking horse and it's your fault all that happened 731 00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:38.159 that you fell on Henry the eighth and you killed millions, 732 00:36:38.760 --> 00:36:39.519 not million, and then. 733 00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:40.639 He just he just started killed. 734 00:36:40.880 --> 00:36:44.320 He just became an insane. That is crazy thinking about that. 735 00:36:44.480 --> 00:36:45.199 It's terrifying. 736 00:36:45.559 --> 00:36:48.239 Thinn't like times where I was playing football or when 737 00:36:48.280 --> 00:36:49.880 I when I jumped out of a truck or something. 738 00:36:49.920 --> 00:36:52.360 I could have been this close to my you know, 739 00:36:52.480 --> 00:36:54.280 psyche being altered and I'm like, oh, I kind of 740 00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:54.920 want to kill people. 741 00:36:54.960 --> 00:36:57.519 No, yeah, got like or like when Hitler's when Hitler's 742 00:36:57.519 --> 00:37:00.440 German shepherd ran in the street and like chase the 743 00:37:00.679 --> 00:37:02.480 I don't know, a bagel truck or whatever and got 744 00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:05.480 hit and I was like and that was it. 745 00:37:05.599 --> 00:37:08.119 It's like it's that dog's fault that Hitler hates Jews. Yeah, 746 00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:11.199 it's really interesting now, like all of history is altered 747 00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:13.880 forever I've taken. I've taken a dozens of really extreme 748 00:37:13.960 --> 00:37:15.400 hits to the head, and I wonder what I'd be 749 00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:19.920 like if I didn't, Yeah, dozens, Like maybe you'd be 750 00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:24.400 probably hundreds by now. You'd know how to cry if 751 00:37:24.440 --> 00:37:26.079 he did, If he didn't get hi all the time, 752 00:37:26.079 --> 00:37:28.400 I'd feel I'd be able to field things, real things. 753 00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:30.679 But but the cash hotel thing wasn't the thing I 754 00:37:30.719 --> 00:37:32.400 was thinking about. I was thinking about. I was thinking 755 00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:34.880 of this, Uh, this David fella. I don't know if 756 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:36.679 you guys know about David. I don't know if the 757 00:37:36.679 --> 00:37:40.920 audience knows about David. David with a four and David 758 00:37:41.000 --> 00:37:43.239 with a four instead of an a stupid, which is, 759 00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:45.400 by the way, a dumb clarification that I would ever 760 00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:47.079 have to. This is exactly why you don't do this 761 00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:50.400 with your name, you know, It's exactly why you don't 762 00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:50.559 do it. 763 00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:52.519 Yeah, But so. 764 00:37:52.679 --> 00:37:55.159 David, he's a musician. I guess he did a song. 765 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:57.840 I don't know if it's four Invincible or if he 766 00:37:57.960 --> 00:37:59.840 just did a song and Invincible used it. He did 767 00:37:59.880 --> 00:38:02.880 it for it, mm hmm, so he's yeah. I think 768 00:38:02.920 --> 00:38:05.880 it was one of the one of the Invincible and 769 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:08.800 Adam Eve on a Date songs or something mm hmmm, 770 00:38:09.360 --> 00:38:11.039 one of those montages. And so he did a song 771 00:38:11.119 --> 00:38:12.960 for Invincible. And you know, that's how I first heard 772 00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:14.360 about him, and then I never looked into him ever 773 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:17.599 again because it was like completely fine and didn't move 774 00:38:17.639 --> 00:38:19.639 the inlawn me whatsoever. But I heard over the weekend 775 00:38:19.719 --> 00:38:24.639 that Uh, so he was he was performing some shows, 776 00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:27.639 I think, and uh, for some reason someone found a 777 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:31.719 car under his name with a dead kid in it, 778 00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:37.920 which is yeah, you know, she was the entire story ultimately, Yeah, 779 00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:40.480 and I think I saw. I can't confirm this. I 780 00:38:40.480 --> 00:38:41.760 don't know if this is true or not, but like 781 00:38:41.840 --> 00:38:43.880 I did see something where it's like he had they 782 00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:46.880 had he has a matching tattoo with the dead person 783 00:38:47.000 --> 00:38:47.320 or something. 784 00:38:48.880 --> 00:38:49.320 Is weird. 785 00:38:50.440 --> 00:38:52.400 He definitely has the tattoo, at least from what I 786 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:56.119 saw in a picture. It just says shush on his finger. Yeah, 787 00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:58.880 and they said she has one. But you know, obviously 788 00:38:59.039 --> 00:39:01.280 we haven't seen that because I don't think they're gonna 789 00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:01.840 show us. 790 00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:12.360 Also look it also in fairness, could be like, you know, 791 00:39:12.559 --> 00:39:15.679 he has that tattoo, she's a super fan, she has whatever. 792 00:39:16.320 --> 00:39:19.719 Either way, she was dead in his car, in his car, dude, 793 00:39:20.199 --> 00:39:23.360 She's been missing for a long time, bro a year. 794 00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:30.320 That's gonna be crazy. Oh man, I weep, I weep, 795 00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:33.639 be so upset. I'd be like, no, I didn't even 796 00:39:33.760 --> 00:39:37.719 do it. I'm even do nothing. I am. 797 00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:40.559 So this is one of those things where I'm gonna 798 00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:42.639 be looking out for the true crime people, for them 799 00:39:42.679 --> 00:39:44.440 to piece all this ship together and get a nice 800 00:39:44.440 --> 00:39:46.840 cohesive story, because I'm like, this is interesting. 801 00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:50.360 What the fuck is going on? Nothing makes me Nothing 802 00:39:50.400 --> 00:39:54.360 would make me more upset at all. Yeah, nothing would 803 00:39:54.360 --> 00:39:56.360 make you more upset. I'd be like, oh my god, 804 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:01.360 dead body was found in your car. Look at this. 805 00:40:01.679 --> 00:40:04.400 I don't even own a car. What the fuck that 806 00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:04.679 would be. 807 00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:06.519 It would be a crazy way to frame somebody, though. 808 00:40:06.599 --> 00:40:10.960 Imagine like I like imagine somebody like Jerry Seinfelder or 809 00:40:11.360 --> 00:40:13.599 or what's the guy who got burned up and he's 810 00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:19.360 like all fucking burned Jay Leno? Like they have so 811 00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:22.000 many cars, where like it is conceivable that some would, 812 00:40:22.320 --> 00:40:24.599 like some stranger could die in that car, you know, 813 00:40:24.960 --> 00:40:27.840 like some I could believe, Like if this was Jerry 814 00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.519 Seinfeld or Jay Leno, I'd be like, oh, this is nothing, 815 00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:33.679 Like I'm sure somebody just snuck into one of his 816 00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:34.440 cars and died. 817 00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:40.880 As who wouldn't Who would would who to give someone's 818 00:40:40.960 --> 00:40:43.079 car go in the back of the trunk and die 819 00:40:43.119 --> 00:40:44.480 and let them get in trouble for it. 820 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:47.960 It's the human equivalent of when a dog like does 821 00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:51.079 the three circles under the porch and lays down. 822 00:40:51.800 --> 00:40:53.239 Is that a thing? Yeah? 823 00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.480 Yeah, they do the three they circle, well, they just 824 00:40:55.519 --> 00:40:57.519 circle in general when they were about to lie down. Yeah, 825 00:40:57.920 --> 00:40:59.920 I don't know why. I kind of don't really get it. 826 00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:01.960 I think it's I think it's like make sure the 827 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:02.639 place is safe. 828 00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:07.000 Yeah, to make sure there's no like fucking sandworms or yeah. 829 00:41:07.440 --> 00:41:09.519 They don't have to worry about Shialut. Yeah, for sure, 830 00:41:10.519 --> 00:41:10.719 that is. 831 00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:11.760 I never met that guy. 832 00:41:13.079 --> 00:41:17.239 He never once met, never once wanted to Shialut. Is 833 00:41:17.239 --> 00:41:20.599 he Muslim? What is that all of doing? Is Muslim? 834 00:41:20.800 --> 00:41:22.480 Dune is just Muslim coded in general? 835 00:41:23.440 --> 00:41:25.199 Are you saying it because of the sand Er I'm. 836 00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:28.119 Saying because of the writer purposely making it Muslim coded. 837 00:41:28.960 --> 00:41:32.519 That's why phrases. Because I've read the books, which one, 838 00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:37.239 all of them except for I didn't finish Chapter House. 839 00:41:38.199 --> 00:41:41.119 That's a sixth one, definite use. It gets really weird. 840 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:47.519 If you think done is weird, it gets way weirder cool, 841 00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:48.599 but you know, weird. 842 00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:50.519 I don't have any opinion on doing it all very Muslim, 843 00:41:50.840 --> 00:41:51.400 very Muslim. 844 00:41:51.519 --> 00:41:53.880 Yeah, that's why I can't get into it. Honestly, that's crazy. 845 00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:56.639 That's exactly why I don't like it. Yes, why I 846 00:41:56.679 --> 00:42:01.119 don't like it. Yeah, he's not a big fan of that. 847 00:42:03.119 --> 00:42:05.679 Like Muslim stuff is fun. Actually, I like them in 848 00:42:05.760 --> 00:42:07.400 concept ingenuity. They should make it. 849 00:42:07.440 --> 00:42:09.400 They should make an Armenian dune where it just takes 850 00:42:09.440 --> 00:42:10.360 place in a car dealership. 851 00:42:10.400 --> 00:42:13.559 I like that. I need to say that that did 852 00:42:13.639 --> 00:42:16.840 not need it just takes it takes place the car 853 00:42:16.920 --> 00:42:18.239 dealership in North Hollywood. 854 00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:21.679 I like that, Yeahlendale, And like the and the car 855 00:42:21.760 --> 00:42:25.480 dealership is make no mistake. So there is a sky 856 00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:28.159 within this car dealer. This car the car dealership is 857 00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:31.960 so large you can stop, uh that you cannot see 858 00:42:32.000 --> 00:42:33.639 the ceiling. There's ostensibly a sky. 859 00:42:33.840 --> 00:42:39.000 Yeah, and it's it reeks for money exchange cologne, and 860 00:42:41.559 --> 00:42:43.440 and it has a ton. Everybody in front of that 861 00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:47.679 place has what you call it the no one owns 862 00:42:47.760 --> 00:42:48.320 their cars. 863 00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:51.519 Hey, bro, hey bro, this is this is my this 864 00:42:51.599 --> 00:42:55.599 is my bro. Paul Trade's broke. 865 00:42:56.239 --> 00:42:57.920 It's like, oh that's cool anyway. 866 00:42:58.119 --> 00:43:00.280 Anyway, So yeah, so this this this day of guy, 867 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:01.760 I would assume he's in a lot of trouble. 868 00:43:01.880 --> 00:43:07.079 I just don't imagine. I can't imagine. 869 00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:09.320 That turned out to be a coincidence because the crazy 870 00:43:09.360 --> 00:43:12.679 thing is no one's being suspected yet, which is pretty wild. 871 00:43:14.880 --> 00:43:17.119 That's pretty wild to be like that is some police 872 00:43:17.199 --> 00:43:20.280 restraint that you don't normally see where they're like, okay, 873 00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:21.840 we can't jump to conclusions. 874 00:43:22.400 --> 00:43:24.760 Usually they'd be immediately tackling the dude. 875 00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:31.679 Yeah yeah, yeah, So this is like, this is this 876 00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:35.239 is basically what I expected for JF. 877 00:43:35.400 --> 00:43:38.480 Right, JF ghet up. I wanted this to happen, but 878 00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:40.559 Canada sucks. I guess when it comes to like the 879 00:43:40.639 --> 00:43:44.960 policing or whatever. Has she ever resurfaced? So I'm pretty 880 00:43:45.000 --> 00:43:47.199 sure he dissolved her in sulphuric acid. 881 00:43:47.519 --> 00:43:51.239 Like I would bet from hard cash that he he 882 00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:54.760 did what he did and they're not going to find 883 00:43:54.800 --> 00:43:56.880 a trace of her and they're. 884 00:43:57.519 --> 00:44:00.239 He killed with real magic. Oh yeah, maybe like he 885 00:44:00.360 --> 00:44:02.840 made her not be there anymore. He seems like I 886 00:44:03.000 --> 00:44:03.760 would I. 887 00:44:03.800 --> 00:44:06.079 Would allegedly bet real money. 888 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:12.679 Interesting that, uh that JF. Garape allegedly killed his legend 889 00:44:12.920 --> 00:44:15.840 wise alleged wife. Yeah, okay, that's. 890 00:44:15.760 --> 00:44:17.719 What I would say, or girlfriend or whatever the f 891 00:44:17.880 --> 00:44:18.119 she was. 892 00:44:18.199 --> 00:44:21.960 He's a legend married, but I'm not sure actually, yeah, 893 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:26.239 the alleged j even know if he's a who knows 894 00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:27.039 if he's even real. 895 00:44:27.239 --> 00:44:28.719 I don't know who knows if he's even is he 896 00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:30.960 even around anymore? Or did he get coach red pilled? 897 00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:33.360 Did he's like die in a fucking Ukrainian prince man? 898 00:44:33.400 --> 00:44:37.280 I wish no. Unfortunately, he's uh, he's still doing his thing. 899 00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:37.679 Uh. 900 00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:41.480 I know there's at least some moms, there's some true 901 00:44:41.519 --> 00:44:44.159 crime moms in Canada trying to like pressure him, and 902 00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.000 he he was interacting with him for a while, so 903 00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:50.159 I thought that was pretty Uh. I did not get 904 00:44:51.239 --> 00:44:57.760 is that guy is a real person that existed? But 905 00:44:57.800 --> 00:44:59.920 I hope I can find I would love to find that. Cli. 906 00:45:00.280 --> 00:45:03.760 I wonder if if somebody isolated that or was that 907 00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:04.760 just way too niche? 908 00:45:04.920 --> 00:45:07.519 Though that's so deep into the trenches now, like it's 909 00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:09.239 all it's so sad, Like there's so many things like 910 00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:10.880 that that I wish I should have kept that, or 911 00:45:11.000 --> 00:45:13.119 like I should have like bookmarked it at the very least, 912 00:45:13.239 --> 00:45:14.960 or fucking something. 913 00:45:15.400 --> 00:45:16.960 I feel like I save a lot of the wilder 914 00:45:17.000 --> 00:45:19.199 should I see. And every time I go through my phone, 915 00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:21.559 like the deeper drudges of my phone's like album, I 916 00:45:21.639 --> 00:45:24.079 see like memes and vines and I'm like, I cannot 917 00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:27.840 believe this is on my phone. I got to delete 918 00:45:27.880 --> 00:45:30.480 it anyway, I got a scrub. 919 00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:34.119 Is that all we wanted to because there's I guess 920 00:45:34.119 --> 00:45:35.639 we could just move on to questions now, right, because 921 00:45:35.639 --> 00:45:38.039 that is the I guess I just realized we didn't 922 00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:42.480 address this so clearly we're like remote right now. Kingston's 923 00:45:42.480 --> 00:45:44.800 got I just realized you didn't mention that at all. 924 00:45:46.039 --> 00:45:48.360 This isn't like a permanent change or nothing. Kingston's just, uh, 925 00:45:48.679 --> 00:45:53.480 he's about to go off on some fucking baffling excursion. 926 00:45:53.920 --> 00:45:55.639 Yeah, on a family trip. 927 00:45:56.760 --> 00:46:00.760 Yeah, you're going to He's going to Arica. So if 928 00:46:01.000 --> 00:46:03.719 if you have any issue with anything that he says, 929 00:46:04.000 --> 00:46:04.800 you know where he'll be. 930 00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:09.639 That's crazy, it's insane. That is so much less funny 931 00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:10.280 you think it is. 932 00:46:12.280 --> 00:46:15.039 This will air after your fucking whatever you're. 933 00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:18.519 You don't think you dude, never mind? How long are 934 00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:20.400 you gonna be there? A week? I'll be back. I'll 935 00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:22.239 be back tomorrow. I'll be back in a week from tomorrow. 936 00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:24.719 You'll be back. Yeah? Whatever, So I really want to go. 937 00:46:25.960 --> 00:46:28.960 Should we take away or should we find a replacement 938 00:46:29.039 --> 00:46:31.199 or is it just us two? Uh? 939 00:46:32.039 --> 00:46:36.119 Yeah, I don't know, we'll we'll maybe we'll get we'll 940 00:46:36.119 --> 00:46:41.239 get temp hosts for the show. When he's gone, We'll 941 00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:43.039 try and well, I'll reach out to some people and 942 00:46:43.079 --> 00:46:45.079 we'll have like a we have guest host and then 943 00:46:45.119 --> 00:46:48.119 maybe we can hire them for a fraction of the 944 00:46:48.159 --> 00:46:50.039 price and finally boot this bitch. 945 00:46:52.119 --> 00:46:55.480 This podcast. I am such a major piece of this podcast. 946 00:46:56.119 --> 00:46:57.199 We know, no make noise. 947 00:46:57.280 --> 00:46:59.239 We would still merchandise the shd you but that is. 948 00:46:59.360 --> 00:47:05.719 Crazy, that is crazy. We would still absolutely use your likeness. 949 00:47:05.960 --> 00:47:11.159 But yeah, every time, every time we hang out from henceforth, 950 00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:12.679 I'm just gonna be taking pictures of you that I 951 00:47:12.719 --> 00:47:13.719 could use for words later on. 952 00:47:15.960 --> 00:47:22.159 Be real quick. Thanks, thanks good, we'll play it my ear. 953 00:47:22.239 --> 00:47:25.440 Well, I don't know, but like for for just a 954 00:47:25.519 --> 00:47:27.719 little bit, we might do it. I think we might 955 00:47:27.840 --> 00:47:31.000 do it remotely, just so we have more flexibility and 956 00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:33.519 who we can choose to kind of sub in as 957 00:47:33.559 --> 00:47:36.559 opposed to you know, we can get more different people. 958 00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:38.639 I don't want to say who I have in mind, 959 00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:41.679 because like I don't know if they'll say yes. I'll 960 00:47:41.719 --> 00:47:44.199 ask around and uh yeah, So the next couple of 961 00:47:44.199 --> 00:47:48.800 episodes are going to be a different flavor. But that's 962 00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:51.920 what's happening. We'll be back to in person in like 963 00:47:52.000 --> 00:47:56.920 a week. Yeah, but yeah, So we're gonna read some 964 00:47:57.159 --> 00:47:59.280 questions from our patrons over at Patreon of conplasts just 965 00:47:59.280 --> 00:47:59.599 Stark Tank. 966 00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:00.239 Remember you can go. 967 00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:05.320 Over there, go do it, go explore the tears. We 968 00:48:05.400 --> 00:48:06.760 got a lot of new people. We got a lot, 969 00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:08.239 We got a lot of new people over the weekend 970 00:48:08.840 --> 00:48:14.440 because of my controversial statements. You're welcome to everybody who 971 00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:18.199 benefited by this. But uh so, a lot of new 972 00:48:18.239 --> 00:48:21.480 people in So go over there, join the join the 973 00:48:22.000 --> 00:48:25.800 join the fray. So we got maj In Helen Keller 974 00:48:25.920 --> 00:48:28.440 here with the first with the first ride in. 975 00:48:28.800 --> 00:48:30.920 Can she change? Can she? Can she finally do it? 976 00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:33.880 She can definitely do the thing that Boo did in 977 00:48:33.920 --> 00:48:36.639 the hyperbolic time taper where she screams her way out 978 00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:36.800 of it. 979 00:48:38.599 --> 00:48:40.840 You know, she could definitely do that. How would she sound, Derek, 980 00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:46.199 I'm not doing that? How about you sound asking? I mean, 981 00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:48.119 you're the one who s it's I'm sure it's on 982 00:48:48.159 --> 00:48:50.000 the tip of your tongue. You just don't want to say. 983 00:48:50.119 --> 00:48:50.320 Keller. 984 00:48:50.960 --> 00:48:51.880 Is Helen Keller alive? 985 00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:54.840 Still? Yeah? She's about like I think like one hundred 986 00:48:54.840 --> 00:48:55.760 and thirty seven or something. 987 00:48:56.480 --> 00:48:58.239 Oh did she die that long ago? 988 00:48:58.320 --> 00:49:00.519 I don't know. I'm pretty sure she old. I have 989 00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:04.199 no idea how old old? Yeah is not old? Well, 990 00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:08.599 you know what I mean, Like she'sus posthumanously hell post 991 00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:10.760 human a post human sense, Yeah. 992 00:49:11.000 --> 00:49:16.519 Helen Keller death. Oh she died at eighty seven years 993 00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:18.920 old in nineteen sixty eight. 994 00:49:19.159 --> 00:49:21.960 Yeah, there you go. Dang, what a bad role. 995 00:49:22.079 --> 00:49:25.199 You know, that's a pretty bad role. 996 00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:29.000 So posthumously, how old would she be? I didn't I 997 00:49:29.079 --> 00:49:32.360 didn't catch the numbers. Oh, so the one hundred and 998 00:49:32.400 --> 00:49:32.920 twenty something. 999 00:49:33.880 --> 00:49:37.679 I just want to see if I guess like comfortably, Yeah, 1000 00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:42.880 she would be comfortably so she would be Probably she'd 1001 00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.000 be closer to like one hundred, like one hundred thirty, 1002 00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:46.079 one hundred and forties. 1003 00:49:46.159 --> 00:49:49.119 Relaxing one thirty. I just I just probably relaxed one 1004 00:49:49.199 --> 00:49:52.719 thirty h Yeah, clocket, I'm sure I got it right. 1005 00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:57.400 I'm just just just catching a random number. Yeah. 1006 00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:00.559 But uh, all right, So Margina hell Crow machi in 1007 00:50:00.599 --> 00:50:02.719 Helen Keller wrote in As You Can Do on patroon 1008 00:50:02.760 --> 00:50:05.599 the concest Start Tank. She says, hey, I said she 1009 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:09.679 because I just assumed it's really Helen Keiller. Ready, he says, Hey, y'all, 1010 00:50:10.159 --> 00:50:12.519 were there ever any tattoo ideas that you had that 1011 00:50:12.599 --> 00:50:15.440 You're glad you never got over the pandemic. I got 1012 00:50:15.559 --> 00:50:17.360 way too into the Persona series and I thought it 1013 00:50:17.360 --> 00:50:19.519 would be cool to get the main party's masks of 1014 00:50:19.599 --> 00:50:22.079 Persona five tattooed as half of a sleeve. But I 1015 00:50:22.199 --> 00:50:24.719 was a broke college student. Now that I have the money, 1016 00:50:24.800 --> 00:50:26.960 I have no intentions of getting it, and I'm so 1017 00:50:27.239 --> 00:50:28.559 glad I was broke back then. 1018 00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:30.320 What's wrong with that? 1019 00:50:32.039 --> 00:50:34.199 I guess he doesn't really like it that shit anymore. 1020 00:50:35.000 --> 00:50:36.639 He doesn't like it enough to have it on his 1021 00:50:36.719 --> 00:50:37.239 body forever. 1022 00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:40.679 Yeah, almost cringe and by his nature. Even though I love, like, 1023 00:50:40.760 --> 00:50:43.400 I love two of the games, I think that's the 1024 00:50:43.480 --> 00:50:48.280 fan base is a right with autism. So it's probably uh, 1025 00:50:49.880 --> 00:50:52.760 not the most fun thing to like, like online or 1026 00:50:52.880 --> 00:50:55.400 see very often. When you see you're like, oh my god, 1027 00:50:56.119 --> 00:51:01.159 these guys again. Yeah, there's a few tattoos I wanted. 1028 00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:02.880 I wanted something for Spider Man, but I was like, 1029 00:51:03.159 --> 00:51:04.360 maybe not now. 1030 00:51:05.840 --> 00:51:07.519 Yeah, when I was younger, I thought for sure I 1031 00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:09.280 would get a Spider Man tattoo and as I got older, 1032 00:51:09.280 --> 00:51:12.679 I was like, I don't understand what that would even be, Yeah, 1033 00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:14.800 because I don't like that. I don't like tattoos that 1034 00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:18.320 are obviously. I don't like tattoos that are like really obvious. 1035 00:51:18.719 --> 00:51:20.559 So like, I don't like the idea of like having like, 1036 00:51:21.639 --> 00:51:25.320 you know, the cover of Halo three or something on my. 1037 00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.239 Arm, you know what I mean? That covers hilarious, Well, it's. 1038 00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:30.800 Good cover art. I'm just saying, like, I just mean, 1039 00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:32.440 like I don't I don't want it to be like 1040 00:51:32.599 --> 00:51:36.559 anybody with a fucking eye can be like, oh, that's 1041 00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:38.119 Halo three, you know, And I would rather it almost 1042 00:51:38.159 --> 00:51:40.599 be like if you're gonna notice it, it's because you 1043 00:51:40.719 --> 00:51:42.239 know what it means, and it's. 1044 00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:45.199 Like secret society bullshit. 1045 00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:48.360 No, Like, I just I think it's more interesting because 1046 00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:52.880 I think it's more interesting when people clock is like 1047 00:51:52.920 --> 00:51:54.880 oh I love BioShock and they see the you know, 1048 00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:57.199 the chain, you know what I mean. I think that's 1049 00:51:57.239 --> 00:52:00.280 like that's more interesting than somebody being like, oh, you 1050 00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:02.679 have the big Daddy from Bioshot tattooed on your arm, 1051 00:52:02.679 --> 00:52:03.760 you know what I mean? Like, I just think it's 1052 00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:06.440 I just like that kind of interaction better because it's 1053 00:52:06.559 --> 00:52:08.119 it's a it's a nice icebreaker. 1054 00:52:08.400 --> 00:52:11.159 I'm really quick. I mean, I totally understand that. 1055 00:52:11.239 --> 00:52:15.280 I just never considered, uh, the the I never considered 1056 00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:17.800 the way somebody would interact with me would would help 1057 00:52:17.880 --> 00:52:21.639 me to decide on what I'm gonna get now. Oh yeah, 1058 00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:25.199 like but the way there are stuff that I obviously 1059 00:52:25.239 --> 00:52:27.480 wouldn't get because of what people would think of me, 1060 00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:28.440 you know what I'm. 1061 00:52:28.280 --> 00:52:30.679 Saying, Like there's certain things that you definitely would say 1062 00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:31.119 away from. 1063 00:52:31.199 --> 00:52:34.519 Like there's a guy that has a drake asshole and 1064 00:52:34.639 --> 00:52:37.920 his dick and balls tattooed on him, like he's like 1065 00:52:38.119 --> 00:52:49.559 spread or something. And I'm like, brow, yeah, yeah, I 1066 00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:51.440 don't know, there's a tattoo I want now, but I 1067 00:52:51.480 --> 00:52:52.599 don't even know if I want to get, Like I 1068 00:52:53.239 --> 00:52:54.480 just I don't think I think it's too late for 1069 00:52:54.559 --> 00:52:55.199 me to get tattooed. 1070 00:52:55.199 --> 00:52:58.039 I think that's ultimately it's never too late. I think 1071 00:52:58.079 --> 00:52:59.519 for me, it is like it's not too late for 1072 00:52:59.559 --> 00:53:01.760 some human beings, and you know, for them, you fried on, 1073 00:53:01.920 --> 00:53:02.679 you know, but well to. 1074 00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:04.440 Me, if it's just I feel like, you know, if 1075 00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:06.639 it sounds more like you just don't care and I 1076 00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:08.639 think that's that's what it is exactly, Like who cares? 1077 00:53:08.719 --> 00:53:12.440 It's like the fucking the flame is no longer lit? Yeah, 1078 00:53:12.599 --> 00:53:15.239 like if that's fair? Yeah, if you if you just 1079 00:53:15.360 --> 00:53:18.159 fall out of like love or just don't Yeah why who? 1080 00:53:19.079 --> 00:53:21.559 Who cares? I was the main thing? I want? The 1081 00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:23.679 rebel symbol, the same thing I want, like the rebels 1082 00:53:23.719 --> 00:53:25.320 or the republic symbol for Star Wars or not. The 1083 00:53:25.360 --> 00:53:27.480 republic republics on your neck like right here, yeah, like 1084 00:53:28.199 --> 00:53:31.280 your neck piece. And that's it. He only hasn't I 1085 00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:34.960 get Vader's face tattooed over my Vader's tattooed on my face. 1086 00:53:36.159 --> 00:53:37.920 Let me see when you find this, you'd be killed 1087 00:53:38.079 --> 00:53:40.559 so quickly if you have Vader's tattoo on your face, 1088 00:53:40.920 --> 00:53:43.199 Vader's face over your own face. I think I look, 1089 00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:46.400 I think i'd look gas. I think that's the ship ever, 1090 00:53:46.519 --> 00:53:48.519 but I I don't think. I don't think you guys. 1091 00:53:48.599 --> 00:53:53.679 I'm gonna show y'all what I was planning for, probably 1092 00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:59.079 since twenty twelve. I was gonna, Oh cool, thanks ad blocker, Thanks, Okay, 1093 00:53:59.280 --> 00:54:01.480 I'm just gonna send one of those crazy long, fucking 1094 00:54:01.559 --> 00:54:05.239 Google links. Hold on, stupid, fucking come on, I will 1095 00:54:05.280 --> 00:54:09.400 show you this picture of baby Bonnie Hood that Uh, okay, 1096 00:54:09.440 --> 00:54:12.239 I'm gonna I'm going to shoot someone in the face. 1097 00:54:12.239 --> 00:54:13.000 Will you just copy? 1098 00:54:14.079 --> 00:54:17.239 Impossible. It's like it doesn't it doesn't want me to 1099 00:54:17.280 --> 00:54:20.480 show you guys. It's like, nah, don't do that. It's okay, 1100 00:54:21.119 --> 00:54:22.599 what was it? Can you describe it? 1101 00:54:22.719 --> 00:54:25.679 Uh? Yeah, so okay, baby Bonnie Hood is holding I 1102 00:54:25.719 --> 00:54:27.719 don't know why there's that. I don't know why there's 1103 00:54:27.719 --> 00:54:31.159 a two hundred so baby Bondihood. It is basically red 1104 00:54:31.239 --> 00:54:35.320 Riding Hood but in Darkstalker series or Vampire Savior. Yeah, 1105 00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:38.159 but like she's a mercenary with like a shitload of 1106 00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:40.760 guns and stuff and there's a picture of her all 1107 00:54:40.840 --> 00:54:44.239 innocently holding a basket up of like knives, weapons, bombs, 1108 00:54:44.280 --> 00:54:47.079 molotov cocktails and stuff that I fucking love. I still 1109 00:54:47.159 --> 00:54:49.760 love it. And I was gonna get that shit tattooed 1110 00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:53.559 on on the left side of my neck, and uh, 1111 00:54:54.079 --> 00:54:56.119 I kind of was like, I don't really want this, 1112 00:54:57.079 --> 00:54:59.280 especially since there's like a lot of people that uh 1113 00:55:00.119 --> 00:55:02.159 that may not know who it is. Like if you 1114 00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:03.880 type in baby body hunt at Google, it's one of 1115 00:55:03.920 --> 00:55:07.159 the first images that pops up. I thought it'd be 1116 00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:09.000 it's to think of dicks, like she's holding a basket 1117 00:55:09.079 --> 00:55:11.639 full of dick, Like yeah, that's yeah. I mean maybe 1118 00:55:11.679 --> 00:55:14.639 if I not paying attention the fucking tattoo artist starts 1119 00:55:15.400 --> 00:55:17.519 doing that, he has enough time to do all of 1120 00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:20.079 the dicks. Not oh my bad. I mean I guess 1121 00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:22.679 he could, because like I can't see what's being drawn 1122 00:55:22.719 --> 00:55:24.400 on my neck, and so no, no, we can't take 1123 00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:26.519 a break. We can't take a break. These feel fallic. 1124 00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:30.280 I don't know, mant phallic fatic. 1125 00:55:30.400 --> 00:55:31.760 Don't look, don't look, don't look. 1126 00:55:31.840 --> 00:55:34.079 These feel like fallic etching, shut up, man, let me 1127 00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:35.320 just stop talking. Let me finish. Man. 1128 00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:38.960 He interrupts you. He interrupts you mid mid tattoo. He's like, 1129 00:55:38.960 --> 00:55:40.440 all right, I'm gonn I'm gonna finish the tattoo, but 1130 00:55:40.480 --> 00:55:42.239 only on one condition. Can you promise me you'll you'll 1131 00:55:42.280 --> 00:55:42.719 never look. 1132 00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:46.840 At it never. He's already been doing it for three hours, like, 1133 00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:49.920 so you promise, It's like he's got maybe ten minutes left. 1134 00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:55.480 That's crazy. Promise, right, you promised, don't you promise? And 1135 00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:56.519 that was cool. 1136 00:55:57.800 --> 00:55:59.559 I still like the idea, but I think i'm i 1137 00:55:59.679 --> 00:56:01.599 think I, honestly, I'm gonna do something more boring and 1138 00:56:01.639 --> 00:56:03.719 generic because I still want to do my neck. 1139 00:56:03.880 --> 00:56:05.920 I need to retouch. I got to touch up. 1140 00:56:06.440 --> 00:56:10.360 I found a tattoo artist on Facebook in twenty seventeen 1141 00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:13.079 to do the tally Zora on my neck, and it 1142 00:56:13.239 --> 00:56:17.079 was such a rough experience that he was like, yeah, 1143 00:56:17.239 --> 00:56:19.199 like hit me up in like a month, I'll like, 1144 00:56:19.239 --> 00:56:20.199 I'll touch it up or whatever. 1145 00:56:20.239 --> 00:56:21.239 I was like, nah, I'm good, dude. 1146 00:56:21.719 --> 00:56:24.400 And I never got a touch I never got a touchdown. 1147 00:56:26.199 --> 00:56:29.079 So it's like barely it's like not even intelligible right 1148 00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:31.519 because it's just like very faded. I can't really see 1149 00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:33.760 what the fuck's going on. And that then there was 1150 00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:35.800 actually supposed to be something a little bit finished on 1151 00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:38.800 the bottom, but I I did the same thing for 1152 00:56:38.920 --> 00:56:43.679 there's a coughing on my thigh and this guy left. 1153 00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:46.920 He did something that really pissed me off. He left 1154 00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:49.960 a little something to like, oh. 1155 00:56:49.960 --> 00:56:53.679 I'm gonna make it kind of annoying, like it wasn't 1156 00:56:53.719 --> 00:56:55.360 just a perfect piece and it's like, oh, I can 1157 00:56:55.440 --> 00:56:58.639 put ad more to it. Later he added something to 1158 00:56:58.880 --> 00:57:03.320 it that made it look like unfinished. To rope you 1159 00:57:03.400 --> 00:57:06.239 went to make sure you come back. At least that's 1160 00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:07.920 how I understand it as because I was like, what 1161 00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:09.840 the fuck how there's. 1162 00:57:09.559 --> 00:57:12.000 A mechanics, there's a mechanics. The mechanics they fuck up 1163 00:57:12.000 --> 00:57:13.760 your car a little bit, so you have to come back. Actually, 1164 00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:16.639 so I never I never experienced that with the with 1165 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.159 the tattoo artists before. And that guy did that at 1166 00:57:19.199 --> 00:57:21.079 like a regular shop. It was like a professional shop. 1167 00:57:21.280 --> 00:57:21.800 I do. 1168 00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:24.920 I got the tattoo because Paul Dreseph Watson wouldn't shut 1169 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:27.719 the fuck up about tattoos, and so I was like, 1170 00:57:27.800 --> 00:57:29.639 I made a video of making fun of him, and 1171 00:57:29.719 --> 00:57:31.159 then I at the end of the video, I went 1172 00:57:31.159 --> 00:57:33.000 to a tattoo shop to get it. Just I was like, 1173 00:57:33.039 --> 00:57:34.960 fuck it, I'm just gonnaet a tatoo right now. And 1174 00:57:35.480 --> 00:57:36.760 I went to that shop and he did that thing. 1175 00:57:36.840 --> 00:57:37.639 I like the coffee. 1176 00:57:37.639 --> 00:57:39.760 It looks great, but there's like a little thing on it. 1177 00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:42.079 And I was like, you fucking bitch, I'm not coming 1178 00:57:42.119 --> 00:57:43.079 back just because. 1179 00:57:42.800 --> 00:57:45.480 Of that, And Paul Joseph Watson was right about you, 1180 00:57:48.239 --> 00:57:51.519 yeah I have. He goes, yeah, he goes, he goes 1181 00:57:51.639 --> 00:57:52.559 like who what. 1182 00:57:54.679 --> 00:57:55.559 Who is that? 1183 00:57:56.840 --> 00:57:58.360 And he looks him up and becomes a big fan 1184 00:57:58.480 --> 00:57:59.000 that he hates you. 1185 00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:04.440 He radicalize. It's like you platform, you platformed him effectively. Dude, 1186 00:58:04.800 --> 00:58:06.760 what would you call what would you call Paul Joseph 1187 00:58:06.800 --> 00:58:11.719 Watson fans come on. 1188 00:58:13.679 --> 00:58:25.079 Package, No pagets, pokers, pokers, pogers, Paulgers, pagets past piece 1189 00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:25.440 of ship. 1190 00:58:25.760 --> 00:58:31.320 Fuck faces, Hello, all my fuck faces out there. 1191 00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:33.719 I'm gonna turn I'm gonna turn my air off. It's 1192 00:58:33.719 --> 00:58:34.440 fucking freezing in here. 1193 00:58:34.480 --> 00:58:36.920 And he goes and he starts biting through start, he 1194 00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.800 starts chewing on someone's head he would and starts sucking. Dude, 1195 00:58:40.800 --> 00:58:44.320 he's fucking He's deadlier than Donkey Kong. Dude, that's crazy. 1196 00:58:44.320 --> 00:58:47.400 They should have put they should have put fuck uh 1197 00:58:47.800 --> 00:58:50.280 polg of Watson in the new fucking Donkey Kong Country. 1198 00:58:50.960 --> 00:58:54.639 That's crazy. He's the final boss. He slaps through everything instantly. 1199 00:58:55.679 --> 00:58:57.360 You can't wait, you can't wait. How do you win? 1200 00:58:57.519 --> 00:58:59.719 How do you? How do you He's gotta not get hit. 1201 00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:03.519 It's a huge it's a huge test of like how 1202 00:59:03.599 --> 00:59:05.000 good you are at the game. You just can't get 1203 00:59:05.039 --> 00:59:07.440 hit the whole time. I hate bro. That reminds me. 1204 00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:10.199 I know I've mentioned this before. Rise of the imperfects. 1205 00:59:10.199 --> 00:59:12.599 When you're Iron Man, there's there's you can't get hit 1206 00:59:12.679 --> 00:59:16.320 for one of the Yeah, that drives me insane. I'm like, 1207 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:18.880 but you gotta give me at least a couple of 1208 00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:21.079 you gotta give me something. 1209 00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:26.880 It's a terrible, terrible, terrible. I hate perfect hate. I 1210 00:59:26.920 --> 00:59:29.679 don't want to do something perfect. Dude. That's crazy. The 1211 00:59:29.760 --> 00:59:32.760 game is called imperfect. Why are you making me be perfect? 1212 00:59:33.920 --> 00:59:35.119 That's a crazy. 1213 00:59:37.639 --> 00:59:39.199 It's a crazy reason to. 1214 00:59:39.199 --> 00:59:41.599 Be a Yeah, but I bet it's not as hard 1215 00:59:41.639 --> 00:59:43.880 as I remember, or maybe it's harder because I think 1216 00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:47.719 my motor skills are worse. You know. Yeah, I hate 1217 00:59:47.760 --> 00:59:49.840 nothing more than being requested to be at least be 1218 00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:55.079 so adequate than anything. Fuck you, you dude. Disgusting. Yeah, 1219 00:59:55.159 --> 00:59:56.880 fun that. I'm gonna get my game Shark. I'm a 1220 00:59:57.519 --> 01:00:01.960 cheat on that ship, dude. The game Shark was the plug. Dude. 1221 01:00:02.519 --> 01:00:05.320 You check your Pokemon Pokemon game and you never think 1222 01:00:06.320 --> 01:00:09.599 my homies. So the homies would go to the Elite 1223 01:00:09.639 --> 01:00:13.480 four catch the Elite Force Pokemon. That ship is so 1224 01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:24.880 it's crazy, so evil. I think the battling he was crazy. 1225 01:00:24.920 --> 01:00:25.280 What do you do? 1226 01:00:25.440 --> 01:00:25.559 Right? 1227 01:00:25.639 --> 01:00:28.079 Do you stop battling? The person and let him choose 1228 01:00:28.119 --> 01:00:31.079 his Pokemon to know what's attack you or do you battle? 1229 01:00:32.400 --> 01:00:33.760 What do you do? Like? What do you do? You 1230 01:00:34.480 --> 01:00:39.199 you get everybody like this, you call the cops? Are 1231 01:00:39.239 --> 01:00:40.840 you going to get to the cops? Time before his 1232 01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:42.079 YouTube blows you up? 1233 01:00:43.719 --> 01:00:45.880 That's like that's almost like if you take your kids 1234 01:00:45.960 --> 01:00:48.400 to like a like if you enroll your kids in 1235 01:00:48.519 --> 01:00:50.960 karate and they go to a tournament and then they're 1236 01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:53.159 they're fighting a tournament and then like some other parent 1237 01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:56.800 is like it's mine now, mine now, and then they 1238 01:00:56.840 --> 01:00:58.199 go home with him and then it's just like. 1239 01:00:58.760 --> 01:01:01.840 I have no record after recourse here at all. It's insane. 1240 01:01:02.519 --> 01:01:06.440 Love it. People was forging taking their own Pokemon leaf 1241 01:01:06.519 --> 01:01:08.760 for it is like, what the fuck? Dude? 1242 01:01:08.840 --> 01:01:11.039 I still kind of I still kind of to this 1243 01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:13.840 day don't even really know what what game shark like. 1244 01:01:13.920 --> 01:01:15.960 I never fucked around with it, and it just like. 1245 01:01:16.039 --> 01:01:19.280 It had every version of it. There was three versions. 1246 01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:20.119 I just don't understand, like. 1247 01:01:20.159 --> 01:01:23.840 What I had the Game Boy Advance one. It was crazy, 1248 01:01:23.960 --> 01:01:25.400 it was it just it was next level. 1249 01:01:25.480 --> 01:01:27.880 I didn't know they had like what because like Nintendo, 1250 01:01:28.199 --> 01:01:29.960 Nintendo was the pioneer this because they had the game 1251 01:01:30.039 --> 01:01:31.920 Genie and that was the first thing that we had. 1252 01:01:32.079 --> 01:01:34.079 So I borrowed my friend's game Genie so we can 1253 01:01:34.119 --> 01:01:36.639 just fuck around in Mario like a super Mario and ship. 1254 01:01:36.960 --> 01:01:38.599 So I was like, that was cool as fuck. And 1255 01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:42.679 then PlayStation one. I still have a cartridge actually, I 1256 01:01:42.760 --> 01:01:44.599 just saw it recently. Ah fuck it. 1257 01:01:44.840 --> 01:01:46.800 But this is the carters that you put into the 1258 01:01:46.840 --> 01:01:48.159 back of it, right, you put into the back of 1259 01:01:48.239 --> 01:01:49.320 it and then you. 1260 01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:52.599 Just switch it on and you would just there was 1261 01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:55.360 codes either already embedded into it or you would just 1262 01:01:55.440 --> 01:01:56.039 import them. 1263 01:01:56.480 --> 01:01:58.480 You would import a bunch of codes into it, and 1264 01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.639 then it would just fucking uh it would just uh 1265 01:02:01.159 --> 01:02:05.079 debug the game essentially and it'd break it to however 1266 01:02:05.719 --> 01:02:07.960 you kind of want to play. However, people coach it 1267 01:02:08.320 --> 01:02:08.840 was so fun. 1268 01:02:10.000 --> 01:02:11.559 Yeah, I never I never fucked around with it. 1269 01:02:12.320 --> 01:02:14.400 I'm looking at it, dude, this is a warmth of 1270 01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:15.719 massagies went over me. 1271 01:02:15.880 --> 01:02:16.159 Dude. 1272 01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:20.079 Yeah. Basically at when PS three was uh, they had 1273 01:02:20.119 --> 01:02:22.079 the the codes got too big, so they just stopped 1274 01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:24.360 doing it. That's when they stopped. Yeah, and then those 1275 01:02:24.360 --> 01:02:25.119 people started hacking. 1276 01:02:25.719 --> 01:02:26.840 Then it was just like, oh, we can just go 1277 01:02:26.960 --> 01:02:29.000 on the internet and just put stuff in, and we 1278 01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:32.360 just mod stuff either remotely, you know, like or like. 1279 01:02:32.800 --> 01:02:35.039 So that's that's what we do now, right, We just 1280 01:02:35.119 --> 01:02:38.679 we just fucking mod because uh yeah, but yeah, but 1281 01:02:38.760 --> 01:02:40.840 I understand that you never fucked with it because like 1282 01:02:40.920 --> 01:02:43.480 you don't you don't mess with mods that much either, 1283 01:02:43.639 --> 01:02:44.599 and even now. 1284 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:47.840 Yeah, I just uh, I think I I looked at 1285 01:02:47.840 --> 01:02:49.079 it and I thought it was interesting. I just I 1286 01:02:49.199 --> 01:02:53.159 just straight up didn't understand. I just didn't understand how 1287 01:02:53.159 --> 01:02:55.039 they how they worked, or like how they really use it. 1288 01:02:55.159 --> 01:02:58.199 Like I felt like every time I saw a game shark, 1289 01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:01.239 it never looked the same, like it never it never 1290 01:03:01.400 --> 01:03:03.519 was the same thing, like people were talking about game sharks, 1291 01:03:03.559 --> 01:03:05.000 and then I feel like every time I saw it 1292 01:03:05.239 --> 01:03:06.760 or like a picture of it or like whatever, I 1293 01:03:06.880 --> 01:03:08.400 was like, I don't know, that doesn't look like the 1294 01:03:08.480 --> 01:03:09.760 last time I saw this. So I don't know what 1295 01:03:09.840 --> 01:03:13.079 the I don't know. I don't know what interesting because 1296 01:03:13.079 --> 01:03:15.079 there were different ones for different like systems, right, I 1297 01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:15.679 assume I. 1298 01:03:15.679 --> 01:03:16.960 Had different things. I know. 1299 01:03:17.599 --> 01:03:21.000 All I know is that like say games, because I 1300 01:03:21.199 --> 01:03:23.199 just had like a PS one, PS two something like that. 1301 01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:25.480 So I said that the PS two one was it 1302 01:03:25.599 --> 01:03:27.440 was like a memory card and a disc you had 1303 01:03:27.480 --> 01:03:29.880 to put in first, and then then it's like all right, now, 1304 01:03:29.920 --> 01:03:31.559 switch and put the game in now, and. 1305 01:03:31.800 --> 01:03:34.159 Uh yeah, that's like I always felt like I was 1306 01:03:34.199 --> 01:03:36.119 gonna like break my ship if I did anything like that. 1307 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:37.679 I was like, I was like, I can't afford another 1308 01:03:37.719 --> 01:03:37.960 one of the. 1309 01:03:38.159 --> 01:03:39.679 Al We did a lot of dumb shit because we 1310 01:03:39.679 --> 01:03:41.960 would even play like Japanese games and you just had 1311 01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:44.960 to uh because like there you you'd keep the the 1312 01:03:45.079 --> 01:03:47.000 so the PS one, you keep the part open. You 1313 01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:51.440 didn't close it, but you had something that would put pressure, 1314 01:03:51.480 --> 01:03:53.480 so it's like it's closed because it wouldn't run without that. 1315 01:03:54.119 --> 01:03:56.199 And then so there's a certain point of the game 1316 01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:58.559 that you would just swap it out at a certain 1317 01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:01.639 moment and then it would would bypass. The fucking bullshit. 1318 01:04:01.880 --> 01:04:02.920 It was so stupid, you know. 1319 01:04:03.480 --> 01:04:05.719 You know What's awesome though about like I remember I 1320 01:04:05.840 --> 01:04:08.880 learned this recently. I think I knew this intrinsically because 1321 01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:10.639 I remember hearing it before. But like on the PS 1322 01:04:10.719 --> 01:04:13.760 one specifically, like there are games like like Ridge Race 1323 01:04:13.880 --> 01:04:15.760 or whatever where you could put the game in, load it, 1324 01:04:16.800 --> 01:04:19.440 and then like take the disc out and put in 1325 01:04:19.599 --> 01:04:22.800 like a CD like whatever CD you wanted, and then 1326 01:04:22.840 --> 01:04:25.320 they would just like it would run the game with 1327 01:04:25.639 --> 01:04:28.039 like the music from the CD in the back and 1328 01:04:28.119 --> 01:04:29.719 it would have all the sound effects from Ridge Racer. 1329 01:04:29.760 --> 01:04:31.159 It would run the game, and I was like, this 1330 01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:36.440 is fucking nuts, how cool this is. But I never 1331 01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:38.039 fucked around with that either. I never had Ridge. 1332 01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:42.360 That shit was the amount of the nostalgia that made 1333 01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:42.920 me feel happy. 1334 01:04:43.000 --> 01:04:43.079 Bro. 1335 01:04:43.559 --> 01:04:46.480 I was like, man, I remember having a game Shark 1336 01:04:46.679 --> 01:04:49.800 and just breaking the fuck out of the games I 1337 01:04:49.920 --> 01:04:54.320 was playing, just completely raping the concept they meant to 1338 01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:56.519 have in the game. Oh yeah, and being like, yay, 1339 01:04:56.599 --> 01:04:57.960 I'm having so much fun. 1340 01:04:58.480 --> 01:05:00.559 I would do sometimes because like I've feel like games 1341 01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:04.400 were unfair in certain aspects, like playing Mega Man Legends 1342 01:05:04.480 --> 01:05:07.559 and you would get this fucking automatic like RPG. It's 1343 01:05:07.599 --> 01:05:09.159 like one of the most powerful weapons that you can 1344 01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:12.480 equip to your Buster, but if you wanted it to 1345 01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:15.039 be infinite, you have to play like a million or 1346 01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:17.679 a billion Zinni or whatever it was. It was something ridiculous. 1347 01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:20.559 I'm like, fuck that. You just go game Shark and 1348 01:05:20.599 --> 01:05:22.960 then have infinite money and then you just go, fucking 1349 01:05:23.840 --> 01:05:26.480 I have it now, and now I'm just blasting everything. 1350 01:05:26.559 --> 01:05:29.000 You just hold circle or you hold whatever you hold, 1351 01:05:29.000 --> 01:05:32.679 you hold the you're just killing everything. Just yes, it 1352 01:05:32.880 --> 01:05:33.360 just it. 1353 01:05:33.559 --> 01:05:36.199 But I've already beaten it many times before, so it's like, 1354 01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:38.920 who gives a fuck? Now now I'm just uh or 1355 01:05:39.000 --> 01:05:42.239 I get the I get the rocket skates the in 1356 01:05:42.320 --> 01:05:43.960 the beginning of the game, because you don't get it 1357 01:05:44.000 --> 01:05:47.639 to way after, so now I'm fucking coasted like shit 1358 01:05:47.719 --> 01:05:48.400 like that, you. 1359 01:05:48.440 --> 01:05:49.920 Don't do it. You don't cheat in the very beginning 1360 01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:51.440 of the game. You don't get the game. And only 1361 01:05:51.480 --> 01:05:53.599 if I don't really care about the game, like if 1362 01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:55.440 it's a game that I couldn't care less about, I 1363 01:05:55.519 --> 01:05:57.559 just want to fuck with And I had to fuck 1364 01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:00.239 I had in the beginning of the game, shit that 1365 01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:02.400 I should have had the game. I had max level. 1366 01:06:02.480 --> 01:06:05.039 Now I cheated on my third one off of so 1367 01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:07.840 technically I cheated by just running fast, like I put 1368 01:06:07.880 --> 01:06:09.199 the speed up so I can get from before I 1369 01:06:09.199 --> 01:06:10.079 need to point B faster. 1370 01:06:10.440 --> 01:06:13.559 But that's it. And then the third play through cheated 1371 01:06:13.599 --> 01:06:16.440 because I wanted to see I wanted to kill everybody 1372 01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.639 and also see what happens if it was possible to 1373 01:06:21.000 --> 01:06:24.360 uh save a raven Garb without doing any of that bullshit, right, 1374 01:06:25.800 --> 01:06:28.280 I'm playing it again, right and you can't he like 1375 01:06:28.400 --> 01:06:30.800 I knocked him out and he still dies. It's like 1376 01:06:30.840 --> 01:06:34.800 I tried to like rescue him. I I like one 1377 01:06:34.880 --> 01:06:37.960 shot and fucking it's it's so I just love doing 1378 01:06:38.079 --> 01:06:41.119 impossible stuff or like I cheated the funk out of 1379 01:06:41.159 --> 01:06:43.880 that game. Like it's like it's it's like genuinely ruined 1380 01:06:43.920 --> 01:06:45.920 for me right now. I fucked up so bad. I 1381 01:06:46.039 --> 01:06:49.480 didn't save the comb girl that's like that nose wills dad, 1382 01:06:49.599 --> 01:06:51.480 the lady in a burning house. I didn't save her. 1383 01:06:52.159 --> 01:06:55.280 I fucking I didn't save Manthara. I fucking I killed 1384 01:06:55.320 --> 01:06:56.880 Carla and I was like, why don't I just kill Karlak? 1385 01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:59.440 You have to do it? One time? I killed Carla, 1386 01:06:59.440 --> 01:07:01.079 Like I'm just like, d this is really bad. 1387 01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:05.320 Everyone can you can you kill everybody ultimately and have 1388 01:07:05.480 --> 01:07:07.079 like no story And I guess I. 1389 01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:09.239 Think you can as a darker age, yes you can't. 1390 01:07:09.280 --> 01:07:12.000 Well, so you'll still have the story just because there's 1391 01:07:12.000 --> 01:07:15.039 certain people. There are certain because like you're gonna end 1392 01:07:15.119 --> 01:07:20.639 up with that artifact, uh, regardless, and you're still going 1393 01:07:20.679 --> 01:07:23.880 to run into certain people that you cannot kill because 1394 01:07:23.920 --> 01:07:26.519 they need to set you on the path of getting 1395 01:07:26.559 --> 01:07:29.280 to the you know, the proper destination, so you can't. 1396 01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:32.519 You can kill most people, which is great. You can 1397 01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:36.039 kill every ally, there's just like the. 1398 01:07:36.079 --> 01:07:40.559 Ones like uh like uh uh, yeah, I think I've killed. 1399 01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:45.039 I gotta I've got to load it back up and 1400 01:07:45.159 --> 01:07:47.679 kill them. At certain moments. You can kill everybody. Eventually, 1401 01:07:47.719 --> 01:07:50.599 I just got to load it back up because I killed. 1402 01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:51.119 Uh. 1403 01:07:51.320 --> 01:07:54.239 I'm trying to think of there was somebody that I 1404 01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:56.519 didn't kill, but they it was. I forgot what it was. 1405 01:07:56.559 --> 01:07:58.440 It's been too long. It's been too long, all right. 1406 01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:01.079 Yeah, that's whatever we got. Yeah, we got other things. 1407 01:08:02.400 --> 01:08:03.360 Everybody in the world. 1408 01:08:05.199 --> 01:08:10.039 Insatiable snark Fiend wrote in it says, good day, long 1409 01:08:10.119 --> 01:08:13.800 time listener, first time donor been here, been here since 1410 01:08:13.800 --> 01:08:14.840 the Naked JK episode. 1411 01:08:14.880 --> 01:08:18.000 That's a long ass time ago. That's uh that was 1412 01:08:18.039 --> 01:08:20.960 like what episode two or three or something that was 1413 01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:26.960 like really fucking early. That might have been three actually, Anyway, 1414 01:08:26.960 --> 01:08:28.720 he says, I've listened to every episode, and a lot 1415 01:08:28.800 --> 01:08:29.760 of them multiple times over. 1416 01:08:29.800 --> 01:08:31.359 I don't know what's wrong with me either, that this 1417 01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:34.039 kind of one nice good though. I think we have 1418 01:08:34.079 --> 01:08:35.800 a fun show. Like I listened back to some of 1419 01:08:35.840 --> 01:08:38.039 the conversations that we've we've had and I I, I 1420 01:08:38.159 --> 01:08:41.239 do laugh at some of the ship that we say, 1421 01:08:41.279 --> 01:08:44.640 which is nice, never kids and doesn't like anything that 1422 01:08:44.720 --> 01:08:47.600 we do. Actually, he's he's pulled me aside at many 1423 01:08:47.680 --> 01:08:50.359 like a middle party. 1424 01:08:51.479 --> 01:08:58.239 That is nuts. You're terrible, you are you argue yourself. 1425 01:09:00.600 --> 01:09:03.159 Because I've always enjoyed your stories of absurd encounters, such 1426 01:09:03.199 --> 01:09:05.479 as Chris off handedly mentioning seeing someone dressed as a 1427 01:09:05.560 --> 01:09:08.000 waffle fighting somebody outside of a odega for whatever that 1428 01:09:08.159 --> 01:09:08.880 was on Halloween. 1429 01:09:08.920 --> 01:09:09.319 I remember it. 1430 01:09:09.439 --> 01:09:12.079 I remember distinctly. Gabby could corroborate this as well. She 1431 01:09:12.119 --> 01:09:14.520 saw it too, So a guy in a waffle costume 1432 01:09:14.560 --> 01:09:17.560 on stilts, I'll never forget it at three am, arguing 1433 01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.680 with I think a clown. The other guy's costume was 1434 01:09:19.760 --> 01:09:25.520 less important because the stilts were so fucking outrageous. Yeah, 1435 01:09:25.560 --> 01:09:27.800 it was like it looked it looked like seeing something 1436 01:09:27.960 --> 01:09:30.000 in like it looked like a video game, like it 1437 01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:32.640 looked like look you were seeing like this, like lumbering 1438 01:09:32.760 --> 01:09:36.119 like blood born character arguing with like some like merchant 1439 01:09:36.239 --> 01:09:40.520 or something. It was very fucking weird, but Gabby can 1440 01:09:40.560 --> 01:09:43.039 corroborate this. Would love if, would love it if each 1441 01:09:43.079 --> 01:09:45.119 of you could share a story of the ridiculous interactions 1442 01:09:45.159 --> 01:09:48.039 with strangers Please love from New Zealand. 1443 01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:50.399 Oh my god, there's so many. I can't even I think. 1444 01:09:50.600 --> 01:09:52.960 I think the most recent one that I had was 1445 01:09:53.000 --> 01:09:54.760 I think I told this on the story, this story 1446 01:09:54.800 --> 01:09:56.199 on the show before of like when I went to 1447 01:09:56.279 --> 01:10:01.359 the spa and this uh Asian man, this very old 1448 01:10:01.399 --> 01:10:01.920 Asian man. 1449 01:10:02.359 --> 01:10:03.119 I remember this. 1450 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.960 I kind of honestly, you might have to go back 1451 01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:08.840 and like the details of that story are kind of fuzzy, 1452 01:10:08.960 --> 01:10:12.279 so like I was the most pre whenever I told 1453 01:10:12.319 --> 01:10:14.279 this story. Last is going to be more accurate than 1454 01:10:14.319 --> 01:10:17.119 this time. Understand this, but like I remember just being 1455 01:10:17.159 --> 01:10:19.600 in that locker room and I think, yeah, I was 1456 01:10:19.680 --> 01:10:22.039 opening my locker and he was like I think he said, 1457 01:10:22.079 --> 01:10:24.399 like they're they're trying to take things from me or something, 1458 01:10:24.439 --> 01:10:25.920 and I was like, I don't know what that means, brother, 1459 01:10:26.000 --> 01:10:27.640 And he's like I think, he says, are you retarded? 1460 01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:30.840 And I go like no, and like I'm retarded, me retarded. 1461 01:10:31.439 --> 01:10:32.720 And I was like, Okay, I gotta get out of 1462 01:10:32.720 --> 01:10:33.600 here because I can't. 1463 01:10:33.640 --> 01:10:33.920 I can't. 1464 01:10:34.119 --> 01:10:36.960 I can't get naked in front of this person. I 1465 01:10:37.000 --> 01:10:38.960 cannot get naked in front of this man like I can. 1466 01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:42.960 She was about to take your body. He was going 1467 01:10:43.000 --> 01:10:44.039 to body slide you. Yeah. 1468 01:10:45.359 --> 01:10:47.439 It wasn't even a matter of like feeling threatened. I 1469 01:10:47.439 --> 01:10:50.720 think it was just like I don't know. I genuinely 1470 01:10:50.760 --> 01:10:53.680 don't know what the power dynamic is here. I don't 1471 01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:56.199 know if I'm a threat to him, if he's a 1472 01:10:56.239 --> 01:10:58.239 threat to me, if he if he if he touches 1473 01:10:58.319 --> 01:10:59.680 me in any way, I'm beating him up. 1474 01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:00.640 And then is that going to get me? 1475 01:11:00.800 --> 01:11:02.039 Like what is is this a hate crime? 1476 01:11:02.119 --> 01:11:05.600 Then? Like I just don't Yeah, they're quick with them. 1477 01:11:05.640 --> 01:11:07.119 They'll they'll put a hay Cline on you quick. 1478 01:11:08.920 --> 01:11:13.560 They retarded people. Yeah, yeah, I just I don't know. 1479 01:11:13.680 --> 01:11:13.840 Man. 1480 01:11:14.199 --> 01:11:16.840 That was truly bewildering. And that was like one of 1481 01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:18.159 the first times I went to a spa too, So 1482 01:11:18.159 --> 01:11:18.840 I was like, this is a. 1483 01:11:18.920 --> 01:11:22.760 Terrible If I remember I remember correctly, there was a 1484 01:11:23.760 --> 01:11:25.560 part of that story or maybe I hope I'm not 1485 01:11:25.560 --> 01:11:28.359 getting it mixed up, but like the water was on 1486 01:11:28.520 --> 01:11:30.760 too hot or something. Was that was that not the 1487 01:11:30.800 --> 01:11:32.479 same guy? Oh? Yeah? 1488 01:11:32.479 --> 01:11:34.720 I think I think it might stream or some ship. 1489 01:11:34.920 --> 01:11:37.359 Was that the same guy that I think it was, 1490 01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:40.840 but it was like a separate encounter like that was 1491 01:11:40.920 --> 01:11:43.159 earlier or later on that day or something. 1492 01:11:43.279 --> 01:11:47.279 I vaguely remember that story and it might have been 1493 01:11:47.359 --> 01:11:49.079 told on the ploodcast many years ago. 1494 01:11:49.760 --> 01:11:53.640 I wish it was definitely in the last like year 1495 01:11:53.800 --> 01:11:56.640 or two that that this happened, okay, because because I'm I, 1496 01:11:57.039 --> 01:11:58.840 I didn't go to a spaw until like I think, 1497 01:11:58.880 --> 01:12:02.279 like last time. Okay, But yeah, yeah, he was like 1498 01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:06.119 screaming because the water was so hot or something, and 1499 01:12:06.199 --> 01:12:08.840 it was so hard not to like, I was like, dude, that. 1500 01:12:08.920 --> 01:12:13.920 Is funny, man. At least it was retarded, you know. Well, 1501 01:12:14.279 --> 01:12:17.479 I mean, yeah, look man, I was. Yeah. 1502 01:12:17.520 --> 01:12:18.880 I think he was like saying, like they're trying, they're 1503 01:12:18.880 --> 01:12:20.640 gonna steal my money or something. 1504 01:12:20.920 --> 01:12:23.119 Chris, Oh my god, Chris, do you remember the time 1505 01:12:23.159 --> 01:12:24.960 we were walking We were walking down to like the 1506 01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:28.439 bank one random time, and I mistakenly kicked the homeless person. 1507 01:12:29.680 --> 01:12:32.039 What well? You remember that you were walking to Chasewaw Town. 1508 01:12:32.359 --> 01:12:35.079 That happens because I was walking close to like one 1509 01:12:35.159 --> 01:12:37.960 of the like one of the places, and I like 1510 01:12:38.159 --> 01:12:41.119 dragged my foot kicked the homeless guy by mistake. I 1511 01:12:41.159 --> 01:12:43.560 didn't like kick him like with intention, but I was 1512 01:12:43.720 --> 01:12:46.600 walking and I kind of like kind of sliding my 1513 01:12:46.680 --> 01:12:49.039 feet when I was walking, I hit a homeless guy 1514 01:12:49.560 --> 01:12:52.319 and I freaked out. I was like, oh no, and 1515 01:12:52.399 --> 01:12:58.319 he was like, oh I do remember this? What the 1516 01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:02.520 that's many men years ago? Oh gee, that was like 1517 01:13:02.800 --> 01:13:05.920 that was like twenty sixteen. Maybe no, it was twenty sixteen. 1518 01:13:06.000 --> 01:13:09.279 You lived in Bank, so might have been so sixteen seventeen. 1519 01:13:09.560 --> 01:13:11.399 It was sixteen seventeen. I don't think it was eighteen 1520 01:13:11.720 --> 01:13:14.039 maybe eighteen early like that's that is hilarious. 1521 01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:16.439 I do remember that they didn't hit him hit him 1522 01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:20.840 hard because I felt like my leg shake in your defense. 1523 01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:24.159 He it was like he was using like metal gear 1524 01:13:24.239 --> 01:13:26.199 camo like I didn't see him either, and he was 1525 01:13:26.359 --> 01:13:29.000 It just looked like a pile of like stuff and 1526 01:13:29.119 --> 01:13:31.880 it didn't look like it didn't look like a person 1527 01:13:32.079 --> 01:13:35.319 could be there, dude. They also like the tail end 1528 01:13:35.520 --> 01:13:39.600 it looked I do remember that. That was crazy. I 1529 01:13:39.640 --> 01:13:40.439 can't believe you did that. 1530 01:13:40.640 --> 01:13:43.800 Man. It was funny. It was it was whoa, It 1531 01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:47.479 was a funny happenstance. I'm sure his story was tragic. 1532 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:50.960 Though, Yeah, clearly, yes he's homeless. 1533 01:13:51.000 --> 01:13:52.680 What if a homeless person doesn't have a tragic story. 1534 01:13:53.680 --> 01:13:55.800 I mean, those aren't really like I would consider those 1535 01:13:55.840 --> 01:13:58.600 like drifters more than homeless people then or like or like, 1536 01:13:58.680 --> 01:13:59.920 I don't even know what you would call it, like 1537 01:14:00.039 --> 01:14:01.880 because I know people who are homeless who are not 1538 01:14:02.079 --> 01:14:04.319 like homeless people per se. 1539 01:14:04.199 --> 01:14:05.920 You know what I mean, Like just I know homeless 1540 01:14:06.079 --> 01:14:09.399 people that aren't transients actually though they're like they don't 1541 01:14:09.399 --> 01:14:15.199 have homes, but they're not like transience transient transience. 1542 01:14:16.159 --> 01:14:26.800 Back in my day, they were just indience boy, because 1543 01:14:26.800 --> 01:14:28.880 I know, but I know people who don't have they 1544 01:14:29.159 --> 01:14:31.119 they don't have a domicile or they don't have like 1545 01:14:31.159 --> 01:14:33.760 a place, but like they're fine, Like they're not like 1546 01:14:33.880 --> 01:14:38.199 starving or anything like that. They can like but that's 1547 01:14:38.239 --> 01:14:40.520 different from somebody like if you're sleeping on the street 1548 01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:43.319 and with a with like a bunch of shopping bags 1549 01:14:43.319 --> 01:14:45.439 and you're you know, they're ship all over you or something, 1550 01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:48.199 you know what I mean, It's not that's not exactly 1551 01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:49.439 the best situation. 1552 01:14:49.279 --> 01:14:51.560 Likely from homeless must be a fucking wild ride. Man. 1553 01:14:52.439 --> 01:14:54.439 That's like bad guy and that's like bad guy level three. 1554 01:14:54.880 --> 01:14:57.640 You know, I love this interjection. Stealing from homeless people 1555 01:14:57.680 --> 01:15:01.079 must be a bad thing. For a wild ride, wild ride, 1556 01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:05.000 I think you just said wild right. You did not 1557 01:15:05.079 --> 01:15:08.760 say wild ride before. I remember five wild I'm got 1558 01:15:08.760 --> 01:15:12.000 to say wild ride. Okay, Well I can't. 1559 01:15:12.039 --> 01:15:13.119 I wouldn't do it. I don't think I did. 1560 01:15:13.159 --> 01:15:15.920 I was trying to think of a good time I 1561 01:15:16.079 --> 01:15:18.159 met like strangers, you know, because a lot of times 1562 01:15:18.199 --> 01:15:19.600 when you think strangers, you think it's kind of like 1563 01:15:19.640 --> 01:15:21.239 a bad encounter or something. And I was trying to 1564 01:15:21.279 --> 01:15:24.560 think of, like, what was something that was endearing, And 1565 01:15:25.319 --> 01:15:28.119 the closest thing I can think of was when I 1566 01:15:28.239 --> 01:15:32.000 was sixteen, we would hang out at the downtown Brea 1567 01:15:32.079 --> 01:15:34.960 all the time, and there just happened to be some 1568 01:15:35.199 --> 01:15:38.600 fucking skinheads or whatever. Didn't really notice them untill we're 1569 01:15:38.640 --> 01:15:41.239 just about to leave, and one of them just said 1570 01:15:41.399 --> 01:15:43.640 something I don't fucking know. I was, I'm paying attention, 1571 01:15:43.760 --> 01:15:47.319 and then me replying like what, And then immediately that 1572 01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:49.439 like set them off, kind of like ooh, I like 1573 01:15:49.560 --> 01:15:52.199 I agrowed, and it's like, oh, I'm black, So it's 1574 01:15:52.760 --> 01:15:54.640 he just started saying all this racist shit, and he 1575 01:15:54.760 --> 01:15:57.119 was following us, and then a couple other guys showed up. 1576 01:15:57.840 --> 01:16:00.640 We crossed the street by there's there used to be 1577 01:16:00.680 --> 01:16:02.159 a tower records there. I don't know, it's probably a 1578 01:16:02.199 --> 01:16:06.800 spirit Halloween now or something, and yeah, fucking they were like, 1579 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:08.000 let's go to the train track. 1580 01:16:08.079 --> 01:16:09.760 So I'm like, you fucking gay. 1581 01:16:09.800 --> 01:16:11.119 I was like, if you want to do something, just 1582 01:16:11.199 --> 01:16:14.000 do it now or go away, And of course they 1583 01:16:14.119 --> 01:16:16.279 just went back across street doing their hitlers and shit, 1584 01:16:16.319 --> 01:16:18.399 and there was a bunch of strangers like there's maybe 1585 01:16:18.479 --> 01:16:18.800 like four of. 1586 01:16:18.840 --> 01:16:19.319 Them or something. 1587 01:16:19.439 --> 01:16:20.960 I shouldn't say a bunch, I guess there's a few. 1588 01:16:21.680 --> 01:16:25.439 And they're like, hey, yeah, if they did anything, we 1589 01:16:25.560 --> 01:16:27.439 would have beat the absolute piss out of them, like 1590 01:16:27.600 --> 01:16:29.479 they said someone along the lines like that, And I 1591 01:16:29.600 --> 01:16:32.680 was just like, oh, that's funny, like cause usually it's 1592 01:16:32.680 --> 01:16:35.640 the opposite, right. People usually stay far away and don't 1593 01:16:35.640 --> 01:16:38.000 want anything to do with any chaos for understandable reasons. 1594 01:16:38.359 --> 01:16:40.720 But I guess they saw them doing all the racist shit, 1595 01:16:41.439 --> 01:16:45.279 and it was just cool to see like people willing 1596 01:16:45.399 --> 01:16:47.359 to beat, Like I guess when you have the opportunity 1597 01:16:47.399 --> 01:16:50.159 to beat the fuck out of Nazis and like, so 1598 01:16:50.239 --> 01:16:52.000 they were kind of like hoping something. 1599 01:16:51.760 --> 01:16:55.600 Popped off like that. And then that's when Nazis had 1600 01:16:55.640 --> 01:16:58.640 the proper like you know, social credit score they did, 1601 01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:01.680 you know back then, and now social credit is like 1602 01:17:01.880 --> 01:17:05.319 very different where it's like see somebody finding a nots 1603 01:17:05.319 --> 01:17:06.520 and you'll be like, well, he just had to do 1604 01:17:08.039 --> 01:17:11.760 he wanted to debate. He's having a simple debate. Roman. 1605 01:17:13.079 --> 01:17:15.960 It's a word in. It's just a word in a gesture, dude, Like, 1606 01:17:16.079 --> 01:17:18.399 what's what's up with that? Do you know what Joj 1607 01:17:18.520 --> 01:17:20.439 just taught me yesterday? I can't fucking believe this? Did 1608 01:17:20.520 --> 01:17:22.439 she did she say that you? No, no, no, you 1609 01:17:22.479 --> 01:17:24.720 know I was thinking of the because you know, like, oh, 1610 01:17:24.760 --> 01:17:27.960 they're just doing Roman salutes or whatever, and she was like, heyo, 1611 01:17:28.119 --> 01:17:31.439 did you know that Roman salutes? It's not even real. 1612 01:17:31.640 --> 01:17:34.640 It's like it's the fucking it's completely than I didn't 1613 01:17:34.680 --> 01:17:39.359 know that, dude, because you just like so and some 1614 01:17:39.479 --> 01:17:41.800 people they saw that painting and they made a fucking 1615 01:17:41.960 --> 01:17:45.640 movie like in the thirties or something, and then they 1616 01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:47.840 started doing the Roman salute in that movie. And because 1617 01:17:47.840 --> 01:17:51.439 of that, because of Hollywood, essentially everyone just thinks that 1618 01:17:51.520 --> 01:17:55.840 that's what they did, and there's no actual incredible information 1619 01:17:55.920 --> 01:17:57.960 in history of them doing it, And I'm like, how 1620 01:17:58.000 --> 01:17:59.439 the fuck did I not know about that? 1621 01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:04.199 Yeah, I don't know how I learned, because I think 1622 01:18:04.239 --> 01:18:06.079 I learned that because like, when I heard it being 1623 01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:07.720 referred to as the Roman salute, I was. 1624 01:18:07.760 --> 01:18:10.600 Like, Roman, No, what are you talking? Like what is that? 1625 01:18:10.720 --> 01:18:13.840 Even like there's no there's no examples of this that 1626 01:18:13.920 --> 01:18:16.319 I could remember from history, like from what from when 1627 01:18:16.319 --> 01:18:16.960 I learned about it? 1628 01:18:17.039 --> 01:18:17.960 So I was like, what the fuck do you mean? 1629 01:18:18.239 --> 01:18:21.159 I've never heard it referred to. I have never heard 1630 01:18:21.279 --> 01:18:23.079 of this referred to as a Roman salute in my 1631 01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:26.439 life until this day. And so I was looking it up. 1632 01:18:26.520 --> 01:18:29.079 I was looking looking around at it, and I think 1633 01:18:29.119 --> 01:18:31.479 I saw that I didn't really make much of it 1634 01:18:31.520 --> 01:18:32.640 because I was like, Okay, that's interesting. 1635 01:18:32.880 --> 01:18:35.600 I've seen it enough in media to where I just like, Okay, yeah, 1636 01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:39.399 I guess they did that. But then when I think of, like, say, 1637 01:18:39.520 --> 01:18:43.000 my some of my favorite media that I paid attention to, 1638 01:18:43.159 --> 01:18:45.720 they did not do it or and yes, in history, 1639 01:18:45.840 --> 01:18:48.560 I had not heard about that, so it should be obvious. 1640 01:18:48.680 --> 01:18:51.680 But fucking Hollywood can really fuck you up, man, Like, 1641 01:18:52.119 --> 01:18:55.439 really just have people accept shit when it didn't even happen. 1642 01:18:55.640 --> 01:18:58.840 I was like, wow, that was interesting. Just literally last night. 1643 01:18:58.880 --> 01:18:59.479 I just learned that. 1644 01:19:00.640 --> 01:19:02.520 Yeah, it's like when when it's like when people are 1645 01:19:02.600 --> 01:19:07.640 convinced that Indians are that small and they can fit 1646 01:19:07.720 --> 01:19:12.520 in your cover? Which ones the Native Americans can't call 1647 01:19:12.600 --> 01:19:13.199 them that anymore? 1648 01:19:13.319 --> 01:19:15.319 Chris, Yeah, they're Native Americans. 1649 01:19:15.760 --> 01:19:17.600 Well, the movie is not called The Native American in the. 1650 01:19:17.600 --> 01:19:20.039 Coverage because it wasn't made by a wokie. That's what 1651 01:19:23.880 --> 01:19:24.079 I like. 1652 01:19:24.159 --> 01:19:28.159 That is pretty fun. The first people in the cover, 1653 01:19:28.760 --> 01:19:29.439 the first. 1654 01:19:29.600 --> 01:19:32.560 Is so stupid. You met an average some of them, 1655 01:19:32.960 --> 01:19:34.960 some of them call themselves that man I want to meet. 1656 01:19:34.960 --> 01:19:36.680 I want to meet it Aboriginal, like I want I 1657 01:19:36.720 --> 01:19:40.640 want to read. Definitely, they're just tan like like, hey, 1658 01:19:40.760 --> 01:19:42.640 what's up about you? What's going on? Have you ever 1659 01:19:42.840 --> 01:19:44.359 have you ever met a Native? Have you ever met 1660 01:19:44.479 --> 01:19:48.560 met a native Southern like Southeast Asian person Southeast? Yeah, 1661 01:19:48.600 --> 01:19:50.600 like an actual one, because you know how like there's 1662 01:19:50.640 --> 01:19:52.239 the ones that are like in the Philippines but they're 1663 01:19:52.279 --> 01:19:55.359 clearly Chinese people, but they're like they're like, I'm Filipino, 1664 01:19:55.439 --> 01:20:00.800 but it's like your blood you're well Philip, you're saying 1665 01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.079 like they immigrated from China to the Philippines. Any of 1666 01:20:04.199 --> 01:20:08.079 them on islands came from the mainland and then came, well, yeah, 1667 01:20:08.119 --> 01:20:09.600 I know that, but have you? But like, there are 1668 01:20:09.720 --> 01:20:12.279 native I met like native Filipino people that are like 1669 01:20:12.359 --> 01:20:15.119 not Filipino. Uh, what is it called native? 1670 01:20:15.239 --> 01:20:15.359 Uh? 1671 01:20:16.680 --> 01:20:18.840 Where's crazy? Which agents take place? Again? It takes place 1672 01:20:19.720 --> 01:20:24.079 crazy Asians takes place. It takes place in times Singapore, Singapore. 1673 01:20:25.279 --> 01:20:31.159 I met a native Singaporean. He's like, he looks nothing 1674 01:20:31.359 --> 01:20:33.960 like all the Singaporeans. I saw that all my life. 1675 01:20:34.119 --> 01:20:35.359 And he said, yeah, because a lot of them are 1676 01:20:35.439 --> 01:20:39.079 like of Chinese descent. I'm like from Singapore, That's why 1677 01:20:39.199 --> 01:20:41.600 I look like a gold human being. And I'm like, 1678 01:20:42.199 --> 01:20:44.279 he looked like Adam Morlocke. It was hilarious, Like you're 1679 01:20:44.439 --> 01:20:49.159 looking sick. He's like meeting Australians, right, and then you 1680 01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:51.279 meet an Aboriginal You're like, you don't look like what 1681 01:20:51.399 --> 01:20:53.520 I've been told people from your place look like at all? 1682 01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:55.399 What the hell is that? Yeah? 1683 01:20:55.439 --> 01:20:59.520 I mean I've seen some pretty you know, well motherfuckers 1684 01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:03.479 that they embraced the like the tribal like culture, and 1685 01:21:03.640 --> 01:21:06.119 so they're they're out in the hot sun all day 1686 01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:10.000 and they're incredibly dark, but they have their hair is interesting. 1687 01:21:10.079 --> 01:21:13.000 Their hair reminds me of Ethiopians, you know where, Like 1688 01:21:13.680 --> 01:21:15.960 it's like the mixture of north and and and sub. 1689 01:21:17.800 --> 01:21:21.800 Is all right, okay, let's go to little Ethiopia. I 1690 01:21:21.800 --> 01:21:29.760 want to go Why? All right? Why that is so crazy? 1691 01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:33.239 Not respectful, but it's why would I go there? It's 1692 01:21:33.319 --> 01:21:37.880 like pure disrespectful, like how it was it was no 1693 01:21:38.039 --> 01:21:39.880 venom on it though it was like no venom on. 1694 01:21:39.920 --> 01:21:41.119 It was like, why would I go there? 1695 01:21:41.239 --> 01:21:41.279 Like? 1696 01:21:41.319 --> 01:21:46.800 What for purpose? The culture eat some of their food? Why? Okay? No, 1697 01:21:47.039 --> 01:21:48.399 move on? Like why like why should I do that? 1698 01:21:48.800 --> 01:21:49.319 Would I do? 1699 01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:49.600 Why? 1700 01:21:49.800 --> 01:21:54.560 Where did I eat that? Why? Mister mister witt mister 1701 01:21:54.800 --> 01:21:59.680 wittle Willy wrote in Mister whittle Willy, he says, hello, 1702 01:21:59.800 --> 01:22:03.720 ship of the Edge of Human Understanding, long time listener, 1703 01:22:04.359 --> 01:22:07.000 first time homeless, Welcome aboard. 1704 01:22:07.439 --> 01:22:08.880 Keep forgetting that our fans are homeless. 1705 01:22:09.000 --> 01:22:10.720 Oh I thought I started caring for a second. 1706 01:22:11.199 --> 01:22:13.079 No, no, no, well, I mean he could. I mean 1707 01:22:13.119 --> 01:22:16.520 it would be a startlingly irresponsible use of his money. 1708 01:22:18.279 --> 01:22:21.479 But if he was truly homeless. But I once saw 1709 01:22:21.520 --> 01:22:24.239 two homeless men sixty nine ing besides a staples in 1710 01:22:24.319 --> 01:22:27.199 a bush, not at all hitting, not at all hidden 1711 01:22:27.239 --> 01:22:29.800 from the highway. May I add, well, what are you 1712 01:22:29.840 --> 01:22:32.239 worried somebody's gonna see you being embarrassing when you're home? 1713 01:22:32.319 --> 01:22:33.159 Like, what's like? 1714 01:22:33.279 --> 01:22:35.600 This is always what's funnybout? It's like, aren't they embarrassed? 1715 01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:39.640 It's like they don't have anything, they don't have anything 1716 01:22:39.640 --> 01:22:42.119 to be like, what do you mean, of course not, 1717 01:22:42.279 --> 01:22:43.560 they're gonna jerk off in the street. 1718 01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:46.640 I'm gonna jerk off in the street. I'm gonna. I 1719 01:22:46.680 --> 01:22:48.119 would do it if I didn't if I didn't care, 1720 01:22:48.119 --> 01:22:49.479 if I didn't give a shit, if I had nothing 1721 01:22:49.560 --> 01:22:51.359 holding me down, if I had no family to think about, 1722 01:22:52.239 --> 01:22:54.279 you know, I'd be jerking off everywhere. Yeah, family's a 1723 01:22:54.359 --> 01:22:55.600 Hindu evolution. 1724 01:22:55.760 --> 01:23:01.039 Actually, yeah, that's exactly what I was saying. But he said, so, 1725 01:23:01.199 --> 01:23:03.600 what is the wildest thing you've personally witnessed a holmost person, 1726 01:23:04.279 --> 01:23:06.399 a homeless person doing The one that I think of 1727 01:23:06.520 --> 01:23:10.680 immediately is something that's like kind of reason And I 1728 01:23:11.239 --> 01:23:15.039 remember as in an uber and like we hit like 1729 01:23:15.119 --> 01:23:17.079 a light and then I look over to the right 1730 01:23:17.159 --> 01:23:20.119 and it was like downtown La proper and I saw 1731 01:23:20.199 --> 01:23:27.359 somebody kind of like so there was like at discarded mattress. 1732 01:23:27.399 --> 01:23:29.520 I'm pretty sure it had bugs written on it or 1733 01:23:29.560 --> 01:23:32.680 something like like the one that from back on our 1734 01:23:32.720 --> 01:23:36.319 street where it was like clearly contaminated mattress. And then 1735 01:23:36.399 --> 01:23:39.399 I saw like it was someone was moving around on it, 1736 01:23:39.680 --> 01:23:40.800 and I was like, what the fuck or in it 1737 01:23:40.960 --> 01:23:42.319 or something. I was like, what the fuck is going on? 1738 01:23:43.560 --> 01:23:45.640 I thought like maybe like animals had gotten into the mattress, 1739 01:23:45.760 --> 01:23:51.239 and there was a guy in the mattress, like he 1740 01:23:51.319 --> 01:23:54.000 had cut himself into the mattress somehow and was like 1741 01:23:54.159 --> 01:23:58.399 kind of like just in it and just like wiggling around, 1742 01:23:58.399 --> 01:24:01.640 And I was like, that is kind of an amazing 1743 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:07.199 thing to see. You've never gone mattress diving, Chris No, 1744 01:24:07.319 --> 01:24:08.159 I never gotte mattress. 1745 01:24:08.159 --> 01:24:10.560 I haven't seen homeless people have like a homeless turf 1746 01:24:10.600 --> 01:24:13.640 war before. What do you mean? Like me, me and 1747 01:24:13.760 --> 01:24:15.600 my friend Jalen one of our other friends went to 1748 01:24:15.800 --> 01:24:18.479 uh we went to New York and we were like 1749 01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:20.439 we were in Yonkers, like spend a night hanging out 1750 01:24:20.439 --> 01:24:21.880 with our friend and it was just a series of 1751 01:24:22.000 --> 01:24:24.359 like wild events where he went to a bar. My 1752 01:24:24.439 --> 01:24:26.760 friend got like cock blocked like in a fucking movie. 1753 01:24:27.800 --> 01:24:29.800 There was a fire on the side of the freeway, 1754 01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.000 and then we saw two homeless guys fighting and one 1755 01:24:33.039 --> 01:24:35.439 guy busted a bottle over the dude's head and our 1756 01:24:35.479 --> 01:24:37.000 friend had to go like it was like a terrif wi. 1757 01:24:37.039 --> 01:24:39.199 It was like multiple homeless people like going like small 1758 01:24:39.279 --> 01:24:43.199 separate scrimmishes, and then one of them my friends broke 1759 01:24:43.319 --> 01:24:46.039 up and I was like, you should probably really not 1760 01:24:46.239 --> 01:24:51.680 touch those guys. That's great in Yonkers because that's one 1761 01:24:51.720 --> 01:24:54.399 of my friends. It was was white planes. Technically it 1762 01:24:54.479 --> 01:24:55.079 was white. 1763 01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.319 Plains, all right, that's also weird, but like, yeah, but. 1764 01:24:57.359 --> 01:24:58.800 We were just because one of our friends lived there 1765 01:24:58.800 --> 01:25:00.960 at the time. It was insane. It was a wild occurrence, 1766 01:25:01.000 --> 01:25:02.079 and I was like, this is really cool. 1767 01:25:02.520 --> 01:25:04.560 There's a place called White Plains by the way. 1768 01:25:04.520 --> 01:25:08.359 Yeah, white plans. It's a it's a plain place where 1769 01:25:08.359 --> 01:25:09.840 all the white spots and there's a road like that 1770 01:25:09.920 --> 01:25:14.960 in New York. You guys ever seen a home, Yeah, 1771 01:25:15.000 --> 01:25:17.760 I have seen that. Different. It's different. You don't. You 1772 01:25:17.800 --> 01:25:20.800 don't get used to because you don't. You don't. 1773 01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:23.319 I saw that, and I saw that in Dallas. 1774 01:25:24.359 --> 01:25:27.239 Oh I don't know why you're in Dallas watching homeless people. 1775 01:25:27.119 --> 01:25:30.279 Ship a sacred We did a sacred live show in Dallas. 1776 01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:34.720 I was hunting or was it Dallas or Houston? No, Houston, Sorry, 1777 01:25:34.800 --> 01:25:36.479 it was in Houston. It was a Sacred Symbols live 1778 01:25:36.479 --> 01:25:37.000 show in Houston. 1779 01:25:37.119 --> 01:25:41.640 Shittyay, So I got shipped on a manhole. Oh wow, 1780 01:25:42.319 --> 01:25:45.079 just like like like good about it? Oh, on a 1781 01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:50.039 manhole the cover on not in, not in like onto 1782 01:25:50.079 --> 01:25:52.399 the metal of the cover in time. Damn. 1783 01:25:53.039 --> 01:25:54.880 Now I think it was just it was simply too heavy. 1784 01:25:56.239 --> 01:25:57.760 Yeah, to me, that's one thing you can never get 1785 01:25:57.840 --> 01:26:00.520 used to, man, uh, because you don't know, only see 1786 01:26:00.680 --> 01:26:03.239 adult shitting. It's just not a thing. You see baby 1787 01:26:03.319 --> 01:26:06.159 shit and then that's it. And this was seeing full 1788 01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:08.760 grown humans like shitting or like what the like what 1789 01:26:08.960 --> 01:26:12.720 is this? And Uh, there's a in La where I 1790 01:26:12.800 --> 01:26:15.840 used to live when I lived in South Central close 1791 01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:20.119 to uh one of my favorite chicken joints, which made 1792 01:26:20.159 --> 01:26:22.680 me not really want to go there anymore. Uh, it's 1793 01:26:22.760 --> 01:26:25.439 just a church's you know, like it's still pretty popular brand, 1794 01:26:25.920 --> 01:26:27.399 but like, yeah, just. 1795 01:26:27.479 --> 01:26:29.119 The crazy almost lady. 1796 01:26:29.199 --> 01:26:33.159 Unfortunately, there's little small bushes small like there, I'm talking 1797 01:26:33.159 --> 01:26:35.800 about like two foot bushes and she's just shitting and 1798 01:26:35.840 --> 01:26:38.800 them and I'm like, come on, bitch, like you just 1799 01:26:39.439 --> 01:26:41.920 go behind the behind the building is fine. 1800 01:26:43.159 --> 01:26:46.600 She's like, no, I desire an audience, right, and it 1801 01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:49.159 just really it it it is. I was just like, damn, 1802 01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:51.680 I was like, I don't want to eat my food 1803 01:26:51.760 --> 01:26:54.000 right now. So that's just kind of how that. Yeah, 1804 01:26:54.000 --> 01:26:55.960 that shit does happen. See people, shit like makes me 1805 01:26:56.039 --> 01:26:58.640 not hungry and it makes me upset. So I'm like, god, 1806 01:26:58.760 --> 01:27:00.520 damn it, I really wanted to eat and now I'm 1807 01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:02.640 just gonna feel bad for a little bit. Thanks. 1808 01:27:03.600 --> 01:27:09.439 He suck, all right, Let's Charlie Charlie. Charlie Kirk got 1809 01:27:09.479 --> 01:27:11.560 treated with with the Last of Us two style next shot. 1810 01:27:11.720 --> 01:27:14.680 Rode In says, this is mainly a question for Sweener. 1811 01:27:16.000 --> 01:27:17.800 This year has been fucking crazy for rap music, and 1812 01:27:17.800 --> 01:27:19.760 I was wondering what is the album of the year 1813 01:27:19.880 --> 01:27:21.520 is so far? Personally the new j I. 1814 01:27:21.600 --> 01:27:24.039 D Album and Clips album are my favorites, but still 1815 01:27:24.079 --> 01:27:25.800 need to listen to the new Little Sims and Tyler 1816 01:27:25.840 --> 01:27:28.439 albums at full I don't know anything about what's going on. 1817 01:27:28.479 --> 01:27:30.640 Oh man, it's been a good year. Little Sims album 1818 01:27:30.720 --> 01:27:33.960 is Fantastic Clips's album is a very good return to 1819 01:27:34.000 --> 01:27:37.000 classic hip hop. But my favorite album is gonna have 1820 01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:39.560 to go to Alfredo Too by Alchemists Freddy Gibbs Man. 1821 01:27:39.960 --> 01:27:44.279 I think they are just so good. Freddy Gibbs is 1822 01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:47.800 one of the most talented rappers currently alive. Alchemists is 1823 01:27:47.880 --> 01:27:50.640 the best producer. I don't care anybody says. I don't 1824 01:27:50.640 --> 01:27:55.800 give anybody says. Anyone could argue that there's freaking metro booming. 1825 01:27:56.399 --> 01:27:59.960 People could argue that it's fucking what's his name Mustard. 1826 01:28:00.479 --> 01:28:05.319 I think they're dumb and stupid. The best producer is Alchemist. 1827 01:28:05.680 --> 01:28:09.760 I don't give a fuck. And then knowledge shut up, 1828 01:28:09.880 --> 01:28:13.000 niggu you shut up, you shut up, you dumb bitch, 1829 01:28:13.640 --> 01:28:18.840 you dumb ass. Fucking die, you fucking die, fall a 1830 01:28:18.920 --> 01:28:22.680 hole and die. I gotta say it kind of for 1831 01:28:22.760 --> 01:28:23.520 the same reason. 1832 01:28:24.359 --> 01:28:26.520 Not well, I guess it's for different reasons, but similar 1833 01:28:26.600 --> 01:28:29.560 reasons as far as like just surprising a breath of 1834 01:28:29.600 --> 01:28:35.239 fresh air Clips like being back cool, unexpected, maybe needed, 1835 01:28:35.560 --> 01:28:39.479 uh like kind of in I was thinking of like 1836 01:28:39.720 --> 01:28:43.479 Expedition thirty three and why like that's I still consider 1837 01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:45.199 it my game of the year, or as far as 1838 01:28:45.319 --> 01:28:48.359 like breath of fresh air, and I feel like it 1839 01:28:48.479 --> 01:28:51.800 was kind of needed, kind of a thing. Maybe it's 1840 01:28:52.039 --> 01:28:53.920 you can still argue on like whether it's the best 1841 01:28:54.000 --> 01:28:56.199 or not or whatever like that, but those those would 1842 01:28:56.239 --> 01:28:58.119 be like for those similar reasons where it's like kind 1843 01:28:58.159 --> 01:28:59.640 of importance to the moment. 1844 01:29:00.479 --> 01:29:03.720 What the hell are you reading? No, I was looking 1845 01:29:03.760 --> 01:29:07.600 for the next question. Clips album is all based. That's 1846 01:29:07.600 --> 01:29:09.800 why I think it's so funny. It's a haters album. 1847 01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:13.319 I think I think people need to be on modern 1848 01:29:13.399 --> 01:29:15.760 hip hop music. It's like this boomer shit, but they're 1849 01:29:15.800 --> 01:29:18.720 really good. I am okay with that because I've just 1850 01:29:18.840 --> 01:29:21.279 never I've I've I'm up two minds where I'm like, 1851 01:29:21.279 --> 01:29:23.600 hey to reach their own but also a lot of 1852 01:29:24.279 --> 01:29:26.000 there's a lot of ship out there that is so 1853 01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:28.960 fucking bad, and you can't convince me otherwise as a 1854 01:29:29.079 --> 01:29:31.920 musician that knows how to play instruments, you can't fucking 1855 01:29:32.279 --> 01:29:34.359 trick me into thinking some ship that I'm listening to 1856 01:29:35.000 --> 01:29:37.640 is fucking actual talent instead of people being on a 1857 01:29:37.760 --> 01:29:41.119 lot of drugs just just doing ship. I think there's 1858 01:29:41.159 --> 01:29:42.720 a lot of maid, but I think that's always been 1859 01:29:42.760 --> 01:29:44.560 the case. I think there's just more made. Now there's 1860 01:29:44.560 --> 01:29:47.239 more music, it's more, it's more, it's more readily available. 1861 01:29:49.239 --> 01:29:51.640 Almost anyone can make an album, dude, like you know. 1862 01:29:52.560 --> 01:29:54.199 But I think the problem is that I think I 1863 01:29:54.279 --> 01:29:56.600 think the people that have been I think people that 1864 01:29:56.680 --> 01:30:00.399 have been praised and deified as the best artists are 1865 01:30:00.560 --> 01:30:03.000 not that good. I think that's a huge problem because 1866 01:30:03.000 --> 01:30:04.880 the's a lot of talent that it's not being observed. 1867 01:30:05.279 --> 01:30:07.439 I'm changing, he's changing my album of the year to 1868 01:30:07.640 --> 01:30:12.600 uh Dave once. Yeah, mine is whatever a toom McDonald 1869 01:30:12.680 --> 01:30:14.960 is putting out whatever McDonald? 1870 01:30:15.960 --> 01:30:16.319 What is he? 1871 01:30:16.439 --> 01:30:17.720 I don't even care what it is. I don't even 1872 01:30:17.760 --> 01:30:19.680 care that I've I've not heard it. Whatever it is, 1873 01:30:19.760 --> 01:30:21.199 it's the best music I ever think he's. 1874 01:30:21.039 --> 01:30:23.319 Put out Like a rip Charlie song. 1875 01:30:24.039 --> 01:30:25.520 Oh for sure, I guarantee you. 1876 01:30:25.600 --> 01:30:25.840 I bet. 1877 01:30:25.920 --> 01:30:29.000 I bet it's a spoken word fucking I bet it's like, 1878 01:30:29.239 --> 01:30:33.159 uh like a Paul Walker type, you know, like. 1879 01:30:33.600 --> 01:30:35.600 It didn't rosean state the inward in the song he 1880 01:30:35.720 --> 01:30:35.840 was in. 1881 01:30:36.079 --> 01:30:38.640 I don't know, maybe I mean that sounds like what 1882 01:30:38.720 --> 01:30:39.560 didn't surprise me. 1883 01:30:41.319 --> 01:30:43.159 Today or yesterday? Yeah? 1884 01:30:43.600 --> 01:30:46.720 Yeah, she was like, oh yeah, after the kibble thing happened, 1885 01:30:46.760 --> 01:30:48.319 she was like, can you imagine if it could you 1886 01:30:48.439 --> 01:30:53.640 imagine if if an administration put pressure to fire comedian 1887 01:30:53.720 --> 01:30:56.159 that they that they didn't like, and it's like you 1888 01:30:56.239 --> 01:30:57.239 got fired in twenty. 1889 01:30:57.119 --> 01:31:00.199 Eighteen when Trump was president and the administration didn't buy 1890 01:31:00.239 --> 01:31:03.560 your own catch for you, bitch your cast, buy your 1891 01:31:03.560 --> 01:31:05.800 own cast like you like. I guarantee you. 1892 01:31:05.880 --> 01:31:09.479 First of all, Obama wasn't wasn't president that Trump was. 1893 01:31:09.680 --> 01:31:12.399 So if if an administra, if the administration could get 1894 01:31:12.439 --> 01:31:15.760 you fired and did it was Trump, which no, it wasn't. 1895 01:31:17.119 --> 01:31:21.039 And Obama doesn't care. Obama doesn't give a fuck about Roseanne. 1896 01:31:22.000 --> 01:31:25.000 Why would he give a fuck about Roseanne? You think 1897 01:31:25.079 --> 01:31:30.680 Obama watching? Obama just watched sports? And what else did 1898 01:31:30.720 --> 01:31:30.960 he think? 1899 01:31:31.039 --> 01:31:34.039 Think he did? He just bombed people and watched sports 1900 01:31:34.119 --> 01:31:38.800 like this? He did? He let's he watched? He watched sports? 1901 01:31:39.039 --> 01:31:42.680 Uh maybe in living color and then played like Bomberman 1902 01:31:43.720 --> 01:31:46.479 Living Bomberman and Ace Combat and was the. 1903 01:31:46.600 --> 01:31:52.800 Next bomber min I love planes. Hurry up, I'm getting 1904 01:31:53.840 --> 01:31:57.439 I have to Bamba might have to go, Obama, I 1905 01:31:57.640 --> 01:31:59.039 have to bomb some japaneses. 1906 01:31:59.079 --> 01:32:02.239 That won't make a new bomber man say, I think 1907 01:32:02.279 --> 01:32:06.520 the Japanese had the right idea when they made planes dangerous. 1908 01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:14.319 You know, my name is Obama for Obama Obama. I 1909 01:32:14.439 --> 01:32:18.239 love that. It's crazy. My name is Barack because I'm 1910 01:32:18.279 --> 01:32:24.520 a I'm I'm about to barock your world with you 1911 01:32:24.920 --> 01:32:29.119 dropped the Obama on me. Baby. Let me be clear 1912 01:32:29.199 --> 01:32:34.279 by making you dead. Let me make you clear, Let 1913 01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:36.520 me make you. Let me tear you asunder until you're 1914 01:32:36.560 --> 01:32:40.720 completely see through. I'm fitting the sunder these brown motherfuckers. 1915 01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:46.880 I don't know whatever what the question was a sunder? 1916 01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:50.760 I don't know sundering. I think it means to burn 1917 01:32:50.840 --> 01:32:54.880 and break apart, break down or something. I don't know. 1918 01:32:55.800 --> 01:32:58.319 Uh, Jewels Adventures, and he says Christ in episode three 1919 01:32:58.399 --> 01:33:00.840 fifty five, you can see a little brown can you 1920 01:33:01.000 --> 01:33:06.920 show it? I'm I'm acoustic and I like being nosy. Yeah, 1921 01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:08.319 I mean it's a brown Jackson. 1922 01:33:09.399 --> 01:33:14.600 Oh, it's fucking it's a very it's a very. 1923 01:33:14.560 --> 01:33:15.439 Very normal guitar. 1924 01:33:15.600 --> 01:33:20.399 Like, brother, you fucking you jacked me. What do you 1925 01:33:20.439 --> 01:33:25.439 mean I bought that guitar first? Did you really? That 1926 01:33:25.600 --> 01:33:27.800 is so crazy? That is insane. Yes, I bought I 1927 01:33:27.880 --> 01:33:31.199 bought that guitar years ago. Let me grab it hold On. 1928 01:33:31.960 --> 01:33:33.880 It is weird as fuck that we have. This is 1929 01:33:33.960 --> 01:33:37.399 the second time we've bought the same guitar completely independently. 1930 01:33:37.680 --> 01:33:40.800 Woway Boys, little gay boy guitar, buying a little queer 1931 01:33:40.920 --> 01:33:41.760 look at you, guys. 1932 01:33:41.680 --> 01:33:43.000 Because I had a black checkter. 1933 01:33:43.079 --> 01:33:43.479 I still do. 1934 01:33:43.600 --> 01:33:44.520 It's I think it's at home. 1935 01:33:44.600 --> 01:33:46.680 I remember something. I was like, there was something else 1936 01:33:46.760 --> 01:33:49.960 that that like happened, but I forgot. But the Jackson one, 1937 01:33:50.000 --> 01:33:52.920 I was like, all right now to me, it's a 1938 01:33:53.000 --> 01:33:54.520 very good guitar. I was like five hundred bucks, four 1939 01:33:54.560 --> 01:33:57.840 hundred whatever it was. But like, I really like Jackson pickups, 1940 01:33:57.960 --> 01:34:01.600 and so I bought a two Jackson's hold on. 1941 01:34:02.119 --> 01:34:05.159 Yeah, I just like, I genuinely like the I like 1942 01:34:05.279 --> 01:34:07.000 wood fin finish on things. Like I don't know, I 1943 01:34:07.039 --> 01:34:08.520 don't know what it is like there's something about it 1944 01:34:08.560 --> 01:34:11.079 like I like that. It's like, I don't know, it 1945 01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:14.359 feels it feels I don't know, it feels like mature. 1946 01:34:14.039 --> 01:34:14.520 For some reason. 1947 01:34:14.560 --> 01:34:18.800 It's very dumb, but I'll just grab it horn. But 1948 01:34:18.880 --> 01:34:21.119 I gotta I want to actually funk around with this. 1949 01:34:21.159 --> 01:34:23.680 I want to put like I want to. 1950 01:34:23.760 --> 01:34:25.560 I gotta get into like pedals and ship. But I'm 1951 01:34:25.640 --> 01:34:30.800 just like I don't have time. But yeah, it's nothing crazy. 1952 01:34:30.840 --> 01:34:32.800 I don't really have any souped up guitars. And the 1953 01:34:33.079 --> 01:34:37.520 craziest guitar I have is probably that's actually so crazy 1954 01:34:37.560 --> 01:34:41.840 and it's insane, that's hysterical that we is literally the 1955 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:47.399 exact same fucking guitar. Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't 1956 01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:49.960 tell if like maybe like my contrast is just kind. 1957 01:34:49.840 --> 01:34:54.600 Of mine's all fucked up played to death that I 1958 01:34:54.680 --> 01:34:56.279 actually it is both of Uh. 1959 01:34:57.319 --> 01:35:02.119 I wore out the uh about the for the my 1960 01:35:02.239 --> 01:35:05.800 brain's not working right now, both both of them. I 1961 01:35:05.840 --> 01:35:08.439 wore them out. So I have to fucking like basically, 1962 01:35:08.439 --> 01:35:11.039 IM gonna get my guitar tuned up, take it and 1963 01:35:11.159 --> 01:35:14.680 have some people replace the things and kind of because 1964 01:35:14.720 --> 01:35:16.359 I almost never do the maintenance on it that you 1965 01:35:16.399 --> 01:35:18.680 should do because of your intonation starts to fuck up 1966 01:35:18.720 --> 01:35:20.119 because of like the elements and shit. 1967 01:35:21.439 --> 01:35:25.119 Oh yeah, I have I retune it and that's it. Yeah, 1968 01:35:25.239 --> 01:35:27.079 I don't. 1969 01:35:27.359 --> 01:35:28.960 I have changed. 1970 01:35:30.439 --> 01:35:34.680 And I read my songs with this my acoustic my 1971 01:35:34.800 --> 01:35:38.600 acoustic guitar, which by the way, that's something I actually 1972 01:35:38.600 --> 01:35:41.439 should show on camera because it's it's shattered to pieces. 1973 01:35:42.479 --> 01:35:45.079 But like I still play it. I haven't changed those strings, 1974 01:35:45.159 --> 01:35:52.039 and I think for three four years they probably sound 1975 01:35:52.199 --> 01:35:56.520 very muddy. Dude, it's I'm waiting for the day they 1976 01:35:56.560 --> 01:35:59.359 all lash out and cut my hand off while I'm 1977 01:35:59.399 --> 01:36:02.159 playing m but like this, get hard, let me, let me, 1978 01:36:02.319 --> 01:36:04.960 let me go. It is funny. How how ruined this guitar? 1979 01:36:05.079 --> 01:36:07.920 Grab your guitar? King? Soon? You got a guitar. I 1980 01:36:08.000 --> 01:36:13.640 don't don't what else we got. I'm gonna give you 1981 01:36:13.680 --> 01:36:30.520 one of mine. Oh, you gotta name him. This is slut. Oh, 1982 01:36:32.279 --> 01:36:38.119 what the hell do you do? What did you? How 1983 01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:45.119 did you break that? Hey, I can't hear you. Hold on, 1984 01:36:45.159 --> 01:36:46.800 hold on? Can you hear them? We can't hear you. 1985 01:36:47.399 --> 01:36:51.479 You're you're breaking up? Check your check your. 1986 01:36:53.399 --> 01:36:53.439 That. 1987 01:36:54.039 --> 01:36:55.479 I can hear you perfectly. What the fun was that? 1988 01:36:56.600 --> 01:36:58.800 I don't know. I guess you'll hear them about whatever. 1989 01:36:59.159 --> 01:37:01.000 It picks up in there, picks up in the the 1990 01:37:01.760 --> 01:37:05.840 our local audio. But like so, I was playing uh 1991 01:37:06.079 --> 01:37:07.960 in my room, and sometimes I'll put it like dude, 1992 01:37:08.000 --> 01:37:12.600 like it's it's insane, but I uh, sometimes I'll just 1993 01:37:12.680 --> 01:37:14.319 forget where it is. And it was under a bunch 1994 01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:16.520 of covers because I was like doing laundry and then 1995 01:37:16.600 --> 01:37:18.560 I it was at the end of a long day 1996 01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:19.760 and I was like, oh my god. And then I 1997 01:37:19.880 --> 01:37:22.439 jumped into bed and I basically like landed on top 1998 01:37:22.520 --> 01:37:25.079 of it, and I heard a crunch and I was 1999 01:37:25.159 --> 01:37:30.000 like no, And so this is just completely fucked. And 2000 01:37:30.039 --> 01:37:31.119 it's been falling apart ever since. 2001 01:37:31.159 --> 01:37:31.760 But it's still. 2002 01:37:33.520 --> 01:37:35.520 It's still like functions. So like I guess, like I 2003 01:37:35.520 --> 01:37:38.960 don't know, Yeah, it probably sounds pretty different, but like 2004 01:37:39.840 --> 01:37:45.399 not like it's not ruined per se. I don't know 2005 01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:47.600 if I would record a song with it. But I 2006 01:37:47.680 --> 01:37:50.159 bought my first good for noodling and figuring and writing 2007 01:37:50.159 --> 01:37:50.479 and stuff. 2008 01:37:50.560 --> 01:37:54.640 I bought my first Dude, I really am having problems 2009 01:37:54.680 --> 01:37:57.199 with memory right now. Look at him. 2010 01:37:57.439 --> 01:37:59.880 He hasn't taken alphab brands. 2011 01:38:00.079 --> 01:38:05.600 Problem freid, Oh my god, what's wrong with me? Fret? 2012 01:38:06.399 --> 01:38:06.520 Uh? 2013 01:38:06.920 --> 01:38:15.399 I think it's uh, let me make sure. Oh my god, 2014 01:38:15.439 --> 01:38:18.119 what is going on? He is he does remember? 2015 01:38:18.199 --> 01:38:20.079 He doesn't remember his name. Guys, everybody in the audience, 2016 01:38:20.079 --> 01:38:20.960 everybody typed Derek. 2017 01:38:21.039 --> 01:38:25.800 Derek. No, No, I can't believe I can't remember this 2018 01:38:25.960 --> 01:38:32.920 name right now. Uh, He's beyond help. It's all over now, 2019 01:38:33.840 --> 01:38:38.159 It's well it's oh my god, I can't believe anyway, 2020 01:38:38.560 --> 01:38:40.439 what I was trying to know. What I was trying 2021 01:38:40.479 --> 01:38:43.520 to say is, yeah, I will go to sleep, I 2022 01:38:43.560 --> 01:38:47.000 will get some sleep after. But this guitar the for 2023 01:38:47.239 --> 01:38:49.840 to add a more natural position. Can you see the 2024 01:38:49.920 --> 01:38:53.880 frets that they're uh they're they're tilted. Yeah, I can't. 2025 01:38:53.960 --> 01:38:56.720 There's a word for it in my brain, can't remember it, 2026 01:38:57.359 --> 01:39:00.479 but it's, uh, it's actually this is my Ris guitar 2027 01:39:00.600 --> 01:39:03.319 like that, and it's cool because you just because you're 2028 01:39:03.399 --> 01:39:08.079 you're you naturally bind, right you don't, yeah, more comfortable. 2029 01:39:08.119 --> 01:39:11.039 It's it's so it's a pretty cool, uh investment to 2030 01:39:11.159 --> 01:39:12.880 like have just one like. 2031 01:39:12.960 --> 01:39:16.039 Just that's kind of cool. Yeah, I can't. Somebody right 2032 01:39:16.079 --> 01:39:18.600 now that's a guitarist is like, it's this you fucking 2033 01:39:18.720 --> 01:39:23.279 dumb knit you know, you dumb black person that plays 2034 01:39:23.359 --> 01:39:26.319 instruments not as good as me. Way because you're. 2035 01:39:28.479 --> 01:39:31.840 Because you're black. By the way, I fan fan Fredded 2036 01:39:32.279 --> 01:39:32.840 fan Fredded. 2037 01:39:33.640 --> 01:39:36.720 Maybe yeah I could say that, fred fred Berger. I'm 2038 01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:40.000 gonna yeah anyway, like that's that's it. Like that turned 2039 01:39:40.039 --> 01:39:45.199 into a bigger I just I just realized, like I hadn't, like, sorry, 2040 01:39:45.199 --> 01:39:46.640 I just had Sorry, I just had to put that 2041 01:39:46.720 --> 01:39:50.119 out there. Okay, go ahead, Okay, but that's it. Yeah, 2042 01:39:50.199 --> 01:39:51.279 it's nothing special. 2043 01:39:52.199 --> 01:39:55.199 Holding in my piss all day so I can shoot 2044 01:39:55.279 --> 01:40:00.199 Kidney Stones fire uh and it cuts off off. But 2045 01:40:00.399 --> 01:40:03.760 like whatever, say, hello, Blue album, Pinkerton and Ratitude. 2046 01:40:03.880 --> 01:40:08.560 That's crazy. It's crazy. Is are those? These are all? 2047 01:40:09.640 --> 01:40:11.720 Those are Weezer albums, right, and they're the worst ones, 2048 01:40:11.720 --> 01:40:12.399 as I understand. 2049 01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:16.640 I ain't the Blue I know. 2050 01:40:16.760 --> 01:40:18.800 I well, yeah, Blue is the wait, Blue is the 2051 01:40:18.800 --> 01:40:22.079 good of the mecca. Pinkerton I think people have a 2052 01:40:22.119 --> 01:40:23.720 problem with and Ratitude is the worst. 2053 01:40:23.800 --> 01:40:28.279 I don't like being called a Pinkerton kind of setched me. 2054 01:40:28.399 --> 01:40:29.119 They killed Arthur. 2055 01:40:30.119 --> 01:40:33.880 I somehow haven't really I somehow haven't actually listened to 2056 01:40:33.920 --> 01:40:35.720 Weezer really me neither. 2057 01:40:35.840 --> 01:40:38.000 I've heard them, because you know, they're they're like one 2058 01:40:38.039 --> 01:40:39.399 of the most popular bands on the planet. 2059 01:40:39.479 --> 01:40:41.560 But I've heard some songs by them, obviously, But like, 2060 01:40:41.640 --> 01:40:43.119 I don't think I've ever sat and been like I'm 2061 01:40:43.119 --> 01:40:46.239 gonna listen to this Weezer album. I've never done it. 2062 01:40:46.319 --> 01:40:50.920 Interesting, Yeah, I would take you as a Weezer fan, so, yeah, 2063 01:40:51.319 --> 01:40:52.479 you have a build of a Weezer fan. 2064 01:40:52.560 --> 01:41:00.640 Yeah, the Weezer phenotype, you do, like physically physically, Like 2065 01:41:00.720 --> 01:41:02.880 if you like Weezer, would be like, I really appreciate you, 2066 01:41:03.159 --> 01:41:04.279 but I listen to you, like, are you sure? 2067 01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:13.000 It always it always except physical? I hate Weezer, like 2068 01:41:13.119 --> 01:41:17.000 the fucking dog person and no pilical I am a wolf. 2069 01:41:17.560 --> 01:41:19.520 Like, yeah, this is a classic is a classic video. 2070 01:41:19.640 --> 01:41:22.000 Yeah, but the way people make fun of that person 2071 01:41:22.520 --> 01:41:25.399 at that time was crazy because they weren't even bothering anybody. 2072 01:41:26.800 --> 01:41:31.840 Well, they were just it's different. It's silly, you know, 2073 01:41:31.960 --> 01:41:34.079 it's it's I don't think there's anything wrong with laughing 2074 01:41:34.119 --> 01:41:36.800 at it, but I think that the seriousness by which 2075 01:41:36.800 --> 01:41:39.000 people took it where it's just like this is. 2076 01:41:39.199 --> 01:41:43.920 This is a threat to American civil and maybe we're 2077 01:41:44.039 --> 01:41:45.399 very unkind to that fella. 2078 01:41:46.840 --> 01:41:50.800 Well it's a dog, so whatever, if he's truly a dog, 2079 01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:56.239 then you know, doesn't matter. With the with the concern 2080 01:41:56.960 --> 01:42:00.319 with the concerningly Nazist trend that culture seen to be 2081 01:42:00.479 --> 01:42:03.399 on as of late this I love this question. It's 2082 01:42:03.479 --> 01:42:05.359 not out of the question that movie studios will we 2083 01:42:05.399 --> 01:42:07.960 get to write this way by making unwoke remakes of 2084 01:42:08.119 --> 01:42:08.920 popular film. 2085 01:42:09.119 --> 01:42:11.800 No, that's crazy. The concept of this is hysterical. 2086 01:42:12.119 --> 01:42:14.520 If there were, if if this were to happen, what 2087 01:42:14.680 --> 01:42:17.560 movies would you think would be the funniest if turned unwoke, 2088 01:42:17.680 --> 01:42:20.760 such as an all white remake of Black Panther oring 2089 01:42:20.840 --> 01:42:22.319 Glorious Bastards where. 2090 01:42:22.159 --> 01:42:26.279 They all buy twenty minutes in and the movie Glorious 2091 01:42:26.640 --> 01:42:30.920 that was gonna be my thing, say it was gonna 2092 01:42:30.960 --> 01:42:38.640 call the bastards, Yeah, fucking fucking American bastards, and then 2093 01:42:38.640 --> 01:42:42.359 they just get shot. Just they just they're just murdering 2094 01:42:42.479 --> 01:42:46.880 Jewish people. Film that was good, all right, on to 2095 01:42:46.960 --> 01:42:53.319 the next meeting and then they fucking he finishes the meeting, 2096 01:42:53.399 --> 01:42:59.880 nothing happens, gets a nice meal like yeah, a fucking 2097 01:43:00.159 --> 01:43:02.479 pulp fiction where when they show up to uh, I 2098 01:43:02.560 --> 01:43:05.399 forgot a dude's house and you know, talking about the 2099 01:43:05.479 --> 01:43:06.920 dead hard hour storage, right. 2100 01:43:07.000 --> 01:43:11.800 And it's just that though, he just keeps saying the 2101 01:43:11.880 --> 01:43:15.399 filard and then berating them for forty minutes and the 2102 01:43:15.479 --> 01:43:16.039 movie ends. 2103 01:43:17.000 --> 01:43:20.439 It's Django, but the movie is just Django getting lynched, 2104 01:43:26.479 --> 01:43:33.560 Jangle lost, mister mister Candy kills Jo who leads the 2105 01:43:33.600 --> 01:43:37.359 whole thing. Dude. That'd be an interesting film because that 2106 01:43:37.520 --> 01:43:40.199 character is interesting, but also like, I don't know if 2107 01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:42.720 I can watch a whole movie about a racist Yeah, 2108 01:43:43.079 --> 01:43:46.560 and then the plot resolves and they're still just as racist. 2109 01:43:47.319 --> 01:43:51.119 Yeah, Captain America. But it ends with uh uh Nick Fury, 2110 01:43:51.560 --> 01:43:53.319 who is still Sam Jackson coming to him and is like, 2111 01:43:53.319 --> 01:43:55.159 I'm putting together comes join my team, and he's. 2112 01:43:55.079 --> 01:43:58.119 Like, no, absolutely not, I would never work with you. 2113 01:44:01.680 --> 01:44:03.279 She's like, I can't talk to you. I can't talk 2114 01:44:03.279 --> 01:44:03.880 to you in public. 2115 01:44:04.279 --> 01:44:06.479 But also he doesn't fight Red Skull because he thinks 2116 01:44:06.560 --> 01:44:09.159 Red Skull has uh, it's just it's just his opinion, man. 2117 01:44:09.239 --> 01:44:11.840 Yeah, he admires read Bulls Red School's opinions, and he's 2118 01:44:11.880 --> 01:44:14.199 protecting another First Amendment even though he doesn't live in America. 2119 01:44:14.479 --> 01:44:17.119 You know, that would be that would be a really interesting. Look. 2120 01:44:17.159 --> 01:44:20.560 I look, I look, I understand that where the world's 2121 01:44:20.560 --> 01:44:25.239 going right now, we can't have that. But when cap 2122 01:44:25.600 --> 01:44:29.560 was a part of Hydra, it was really cool. Oh, 2123 01:44:29.680 --> 01:44:31.680 I see what you're saying, but we can't have that 2124 01:44:31.840 --> 01:44:33.319 right now. Unfortunately, that was a big deal. 2125 01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:35.640 I missed like comic book stuff like that, where it 2126 01:44:35.800 --> 01:44:39.600 kind of it transcended the comic book world and people 2127 01:44:39.640 --> 01:44:41.920 on the outside are like, what happened now? That was 2128 01:44:41.960 --> 01:44:45.079 one of those things when it was like that was 2129 01:44:45.079 --> 01:44:46.399 the last one I felt. It was like a hal 2130 01:44:46.479 --> 01:44:49.119 Hydra hal Hydra and motherfuckers were like say what now? 2131 01:44:49.199 --> 01:44:50.840 And I remember that ship like being everywhere, and I. 2132 01:44:50.880 --> 01:44:53.199 Was like, that's kind of cool. People are really mad 2133 01:44:53.199 --> 01:44:54.560 about it, and I was like, did you guys read 2134 01:44:54.600 --> 01:44:56.720 the comic? It's actually really cool, you know. That's why 2135 01:44:56.800 --> 01:45:00.680 everybody reads anything. That's like, that's why they were the 2136 01:45:01.159 --> 01:45:03.359 greater story. It was revealed and was kind of lame 2137 01:45:03.399 --> 01:45:06.800 with the story that preceded it was fucking firect Empire 2138 01:45:06.960 --> 01:45:11.720 was dope. People are like Captain America's HydroD. That's crazy, 2139 01:45:11.720 --> 01:45:16.439 and it's like, yeah, man, dude, it is real. 2140 01:45:16.560 --> 01:45:21.079 It really is crazy people. I really think because most 2141 01:45:21.239 --> 01:45:24.840 media that people interact with now is not words, you 2142 01:45:24.880 --> 01:45:26.920 know what I mean, Like people have lost the ability 2143 01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:31.199 to like really actually understand what reading is like genuinely, 2144 01:45:31.359 --> 01:45:34.199 because like I think there's like fewer magazines, there's fewer 2145 01:45:34.560 --> 01:45:37.520 like it's it's there's few like people aren't reading as much. 2146 01:45:37.600 --> 01:45:40.680 It's really all about like movies and like it's just 2147 01:45:40.720 --> 01:45:46.840 all like visual I guess visual vocal people telling yeah, yeah, 2148 01:45:47.039 --> 01:45:48.680 and now it's just like people just don't know how 2149 01:45:48.720 --> 01:45:54.960 to read anything. I think said, dude, somebody said somebody 2150 01:45:55.000 --> 01:45:57.439 got really fun. There's there's some people who got like 2151 01:45:57.520 --> 01:45:59.520 really mad at my thoughts and prayers thing that were 2152 01:45:59.560 --> 01:46:01.880 like and by the way, it's like it's you visit 2153 01:46:01.920 --> 01:46:03.800 their profiles and it's like, oh, this is so fun, 2154 01:46:03.920 --> 01:46:07.239 like I'm so glad that this guy is upset. But 2155 01:46:08.319 --> 01:46:11.079 they're like, yeah, Chris is crazy. He thinks of Charlie 2156 01:46:11.159 --> 01:46:11.960 Kirk is masade. 2157 01:46:14.359 --> 01:46:15.000 However, being like. 2158 01:46:17.119 --> 01:46:22.960 When did I say this? What I had to digress myself, 2159 01:46:23.079 --> 01:46:24.159 like is that a joke that I would have made? 2160 01:46:24.159 --> 01:46:25.840 And I'm like, no, I don't think so, it's not 2161 01:46:25.960 --> 01:46:26.520 funny enough. 2162 01:46:27.119 --> 01:46:27.359 It's not. 2163 01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:30.880 There's nothing. There's not a joke there. How do you 2164 01:46:31.279 --> 01:46:32.880 I remembered it was like, oh, it's because I thought that. 2165 01:46:33.000 --> 01:46:35.399 I thought before the shooter got caught, like there was 2166 01:46:35.399 --> 01:46:38.239 a potential possibility that it could have been like it, 2167 01:46:38.359 --> 01:46:40.600 because I just couldn't believe that like some random fucking 2168 01:46:40.680 --> 01:46:42.399 loser could just escape like the mad. 2169 01:46:42.840 --> 01:46:45.159 Then I thought about like, I don't understand. 2170 01:46:46.279 --> 01:46:48.800 I guess I guess they thought I was talking about 2171 01:46:48.840 --> 01:46:50.920 the Charlie Kirk instead of the guy who shot him. 2172 01:46:50.960 --> 01:46:52.079 Oh they knew. 2173 01:46:53.359 --> 01:46:55.920 But see I'm sorry you still which is which? 2174 01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:59.880 But is stupid? Yeah, we didn't conform. 2175 01:46:59.880 --> 01:47:02.600 It's like, even let's just say, for the sake of argument, 2176 01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:05.399 you misspoke, Chris, let's disable to take even if you misspoke, 2177 01:47:05.920 --> 01:47:08.960 a person on the level would understand, oh, he must. 2178 01:47:08.840 --> 01:47:10.479 Be talking about the shooter. 2179 01:47:10.600 --> 01:47:15.000 And like even if you, dude, I've noticed that where 2180 01:47:15.079 --> 01:47:18.520 like people will misspeak and it's clear, like you hear 2181 01:47:18.560 --> 01:47:20.680 people misspeak all the time, and you and you just 2182 01:47:20.800 --> 01:47:23.439 kind of like intrinsically understand what it is they're trying 2183 01:47:23.479 --> 01:47:25.039 to say, and you make the corrections in your head 2184 01:47:25.079 --> 01:47:27.079 and just just just to have a good, fair conversation. 2185 01:47:27.439 --> 01:47:30.279 People don't know how to do that anymore, Like they 2186 01:47:30.399 --> 01:47:32.840 just they it's like, oh you said this, I'm like, well, no, 2187 01:47:32.960 --> 01:47:36.279 I'm sorry, miss clearly because because the whole premise of 2188 01:47:36.319 --> 01:47:39.319 this conversation hinges on the hinges on the premise that 2189 01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:41.520 I met this. Why would I say this if I 2190 01:47:41.640 --> 01:47:43.319 if it wasn't a mistake, Like what are we doing? 2191 01:47:43.680 --> 01:47:47.319 But like it really is like a lost skill, like 2192 01:47:47.399 --> 01:47:48.760 people don't know how to do it or like they 2193 01:47:48.800 --> 01:47:51.079 take it so literally that it's it's not even it's 2194 01:47:51.119 --> 01:47:52.880 not even a thought that crosses their mind that people 2195 01:47:52.960 --> 01:47:56.239 can even misspeak. That is it's weird. 2196 01:47:56.600 --> 01:47:59.159 That's like crazy. It's because of the fact that's like 2197 01:47:59.279 --> 01:48:04.720 we It's like arguing arguing has become like it's not 2198 01:48:04.800 --> 01:48:07.520 about like debating, but arguing. So people to speak faster 2199 01:48:07.720 --> 01:48:12.159 and louder are more right than people that are actually right, speaking. 2200 01:48:12.039 --> 01:48:14.479 Trying to find a god, to try to find some 2201 01:48:14.600 --> 01:48:16.399 sort of gotcha, even though, like you said, it was 2202 01:48:16.439 --> 01:48:18.359 someone misspoke and that's somehow was a gotcha. 2203 01:48:18.399 --> 01:48:21.800 It's like pro co on, we made a mistake. It's 2204 01:48:21.800 --> 01:48:24.279 like you were having a conversation. You can't talk in public. 2205 01:48:24.560 --> 01:48:26.439 What do you mean you can't even speak in public? 2206 01:48:27.920 --> 01:48:31.439 Got that type of stuff. It's it's bad. I think 2207 01:48:31.479 --> 01:48:33.079 it's I don't know. 2208 01:48:33.840 --> 01:48:35.239 Oh my god, I got a good idea for an 2209 01:48:35.279 --> 01:48:39.000 unwoke movie. I want the Passion of Christ. But it's 2210 01:48:39.159 --> 01:48:43.800 all it's him basically saying ship that Jesus never said, 2211 01:48:44.439 --> 01:48:49.520 so like, oh uh, only the rich can get to 2212 01:48:49.560 --> 01:48:55.239 heavy and uh, the poor do not need your help, 2213 01:48:56.640 --> 01:48:58.960 do not feed, do not be kind to your neighbor, 2214 01:48:59.000 --> 01:49:00.159 that's weakness and social. 2215 01:49:00.039 --> 01:49:03.760 You will not be kind to your neighbor Pasco. 2216 01:49:04.800 --> 01:49:07.680 Yeah, and he's crucified. And then it's going to be 2217 01:49:07.720 --> 01:49:10.520 I guess it'll be like what like black people doing it? 2218 01:49:10.600 --> 01:49:13.359 Somehow, black people will be doing it. They'll have bones 2219 01:49:13.359 --> 01:49:15.880 on their noses and ship. He keeps saying, I love 2220 01:49:16.000 --> 01:49:18.079 Israel as are killing him. I love israel I, Love 2221 01:49:18.199 --> 01:49:21.399 israel I, Love Israel. Yeah. 2222 01:49:21.439 --> 01:49:24.199 Yeah, he's on the cross sake. I love israel I, 2223 01:49:24.279 --> 01:49:28.399 Love israel I, love israel I love. Forgive them, forgive 2224 01:49:28.439 --> 01:49:29.119 them God, they do. 2225 01:49:29.239 --> 01:49:30.239 Give them a country. 2226 01:49:31.159 --> 01:49:33.880 Forgive them, father. They know not how cool it is. 2227 01:49:34.720 --> 01:49:37.319 Give them a country, father, please. They deserve a country 2228 01:49:37.520 --> 01:49:40.359 so bad. Give them a country. Give them a country 2229 01:49:40.439 --> 01:49:42.600 that's not located where the country should be. Give them 2230 01:49:42.600 --> 01:49:45.319 a country that's there. Don't put it in Sweden, don't 2231 01:49:45.319 --> 01:49:47.560 put it in Germany. Don't put it in South America. 2232 01:49:47.760 --> 01:49:53.079 Put it in right right in Palestine, edgut right. 2233 01:49:53.039 --> 01:50:02.880 There, edgy Christ Christ cool and king guy helping That 2234 01:50:02.960 --> 01:50:03.840 homeless guy's gay. 2235 01:50:05.119 --> 01:50:11.239 He's gay. You know what I look, I gave him 2236 01:50:11.279 --> 01:50:17.079 calm and friend of mine. That's crazy. That base jes 2237 01:50:17.199 --> 01:50:20.920 is so based God. I love Jesus. Man, he's so 2238 01:50:21.119 --> 01:50:22.319 fucking cool. Dude. 2239 01:50:22.359 --> 01:50:23.600 Me and my friends used to get high and we 2240 01:50:23.680 --> 01:50:25.960 would like we would just improv at each other, and 2241 01:50:26.279 --> 01:50:28.840 like we we came up with we came with this 2242 01:50:28.960 --> 01:50:31.159 whole infomercial about like a or not an infomercial, but 2243 01:50:31.279 --> 01:50:35.239 like a like a like a new show about teen Jesus. Alright, 2244 01:50:35.359 --> 01:50:36.720 Like it's just because you never see like you only 2245 01:50:36.720 --> 01:50:38.640 hear about him moon he's a baby. Anybody's about to 2246 01:50:38.720 --> 01:50:42.680 die basically because all those years are gone. They're not 2247 01:50:43.159 --> 01:50:46.239 they're just all yeah, they're completely gone. So like all 2248 01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:48.159 the all the chapters of him smoking weed are gone. 2249 01:50:49.319 --> 01:50:52.520 The uh and and we it would be like a 2250 01:50:52.600 --> 01:50:55.560 huge joke. It's like coming this this Sunday Teen Jesus. 2251 01:50:56.119 --> 01:50:58.880 But like apparently like in the last year that like 2252 01:50:59.039 --> 01:51:00.880 my friends sent me, like they did this sketch on 2253 01:51:00.960 --> 01:51:04.279 a show. How fucking stupid are we? I'm just like, 2254 01:51:04.399 --> 01:51:07.520 damn it. Yeah, it is a good idea. Why is 2255 01:51:07.520 --> 01:51:09.159 it that that happened? Like I feel like that happens 2256 01:51:09.199 --> 01:51:12.000 a lot where like ideas that are good or like 2257 01:51:12.039 --> 01:51:13.960 at least good enough to make it on TV or 2258 01:51:14.079 --> 01:51:16.159 like make it somewhere like that are worth doing a 2259 01:51:16.199 --> 01:51:19.000 lot of people are like, it's too stupid. We think 2260 01:51:19.039 --> 01:51:21.000 that's funny, but no one else thinks that's funny. And 2261 01:51:21.119 --> 01:51:23.159 then like Rob Lowe is doing it on TV and 2262 01:51:23.199 --> 01:51:26.760 you're like, what the fuck is this? This is ridiculous. 2263 01:51:27.600 --> 01:51:28.960 It's weird to think about how much of it he 2264 01:51:28.960 --> 01:51:31.560 gets left on the kitchen floor, or like genuinely funny. 2265 01:51:31.319 --> 01:51:34.399 Ship the cutting, the cuting before you you mean. 2266 01:51:34.359 --> 01:51:36.079 I think cutting move before. Yeah, that's what I meant. 2267 01:51:38.119 --> 01:51:40.640 I understood what you said, spoke. I just know what 2268 01:51:40.720 --> 01:51:44.920 you mean, right, Yeah, you know why. You know, we're literate. 2269 01:51:45.039 --> 01:51:47.000 That's why we have we have conversation literacy. 2270 01:51:47.600 --> 01:51:51.000 Somebody in the comments is like, you said, kitchen floor idiots. 2271 01:51:51.359 --> 01:51:54.880 I mean for real. I I don't check the comments 2272 01:51:55.000 --> 01:51:57.600 very often. Every once in a while there is something like, bro, 2273 01:51:57.880 --> 01:52:01.479 it's not that serious, guys, it's fucking This is a dumb, 2274 01:52:02.119 --> 01:52:04.840 fucking podcast. This is one of the dumbest podcasts. Fucking 2275 01:52:04.920 --> 01:52:07.920 you can probably something. That's the I think that's the thing. 2276 01:52:08.359 --> 01:52:11.760 It's the difference between people that don't understand how scripted 2277 01:52:11.840 --> 01:52:14.760 things work, because if you're reading a script that you're 2278 01:52:14.760 --> 01:52:16.319 messing up. He's like Oh, that's kind of a problem, 2279 01:52:16.359 --> 01:52:18.880 but that's still human. People mess up speaking, but when 2280 01:52:18.960 --> 01:52:22.159 things are free flown, people are kind of like, are 2281 01:52:22.199 --> 01:52:26.239 you messed up? And it's like, well, yeah, I'm talking. Yeah, duh. 2282 01:52:26.520 --> 01:52:28.399 I think those people are talking a lot too. 2283 01:52:28.520 --> 01:52:31.239 We're talking branded with something I don't know that dislike 2284 01:52:31.640 --> 01:52:33.760 something that like lets you know that they don't have 2285 01:52:33.960 --> 01:52:36.319 that like comprehension, and it should show. 2286 01:52:36.439 --> 01:52:38.359 It needs to show on their forehead. They like they can't. 2287 01:52:38.800 --> 01:52:41.319 They're like, hey, watch out for this guy. You know, 2288 01:52:41.439 --> 01:52:44.520 he's gonna take all your ship. Everything you say at 2289 01:52:44.560 --> 01:52:48.319 all times literal, and so we brand him with the Okay, well, 2290 01:52:48.720 --> 01:52:50.439 I don't want to be mean, but I guess they 2291 01:52:50.479 --> 01:52:53.840 already have the the the autism puzzle. 2292 01:52:53.600 --> 01:52:56.159 For that, you know what I mean? Oh yeah, there's 2293 01:52:56.199 --> 01:52:59.039 a puzzle, well, like the symbol, you know, the autism symbol. 2294 01:53:00.720 --> 01:53:05.520 No, you've never had sonics face, You've never seen that. 2295 01:53:06.520 --> 01:53:10.159 You've never seen the piece before? No, yes, you had 2296 01:53:10.319 --> 01:53:15.319 all I know. I was like, what you mean, it's 2297 01:53:15.359 --> 01:53:17.880 on my bed right now. Look really closer to my mirror. 2298 01:53:18.319 --> 01:53:21.199 You can see that's a badass dude. If they have that, actually, 2299 01:53:22.760 --> 01:53:26.000 that should be your first tattoo. CA, that's a good Uh. 2300 01:53:27.359 --> 01:53:33.399 Be careful with me. What's so Unfortunately, I'm very not 2301 01:53:33.479 --> 01:53:35.760 auto sting, which makes me sad. I wish I was. 2302 01:53:36.199 --> 01:53:37.720 It would explain a lot about me. It would make 2303 01:53:37.760 --> 01:53:41.600 things simple. You've been tested for autism. I got touched 2304 01:53:41.680 --> 01:53:45.600 when I was sixteen by the time, and they would 2305 01:53:45.600 --> 01:53:47.520 definitely know if I had it, you know, unless I 2306 01:53:47.640 --> 01:53:49.960 was a masking masterfully. 2307 01:53:50.760 --> 01:53:51.640 Yeah, that's possible. 2308 01:53:51.640 --> 01:53:54.880 I don't think you could. Just Also, I'm just stupid. 2309 01:53:55.199 --> 01:53:57.920 It's got a jackass. That's it. All right? 2310 01:53:58.520 --> 01:54:00.640 Well, Sandwich here, we're gonna this is the last one, 2311 01:54:00.720 --> 01:54:03.520 and then we'll we'll get we'll get into the name 2312 01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:07.359 Sandwich Road, and he says, Howdie Boys formally fired listener 2313 01:54:07.439 --> 01:54:11.560 here with a short anecdote and question. Some of the 2314 01:54:11.600 --> 01:54:13.880 topics on this podcast recently reminded me of this kid 2315 01:54:13.920 --> 01:54:15.520 I knew in middle school who I hung out with 2316 01:54:15.560 --> 01:54:18.079 because his parents were rich. The only thing I remember 2317 01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:20.520 about him, like you admit that that's the only reason. 2318 01:54:21.000 --> 01:54:22.560 It's the prime reason why he hung out with him. 2319 01:54:24.960 --> 01:54:27.079 The only thing I remember about him from the years 2320 01:54:27.119 --> 01:54:30.000 I knew him was that if I went to his house, 2321 01:54:30.279 --> 01:54:32.760 he would almost certainly be playing one of his two 2322 01:54:32.920 --> 01:54:35.840 favorite games, Mass Effect two or tacking the Power of Juju. 2323 01:54:35.960 --> 01:54:40.119 That is a crazy double that's a crazy double feature. Dude, 2324 01:54:40.199 --> 01:54:42.199 that is a full circle person. Though, That is a 2325 01:54:42.319 --> 01:54:45.199 full circle person. That's anything on the spectrum. 2326 01:54:45.239 --> 01:54:48.319 Actually, I would trust that person more than somebody who's 2327 01:54:48.479 --> 01:54:52.199 read every book, you know, Like, I think that's a 2328 01:54:52.359 --> 01:54:53.399 more well rameded event. 2329 01:54:53.479 --> 01:54:54.560 That's undest argument. 2330 01:54:55.319 --> 01:54:57.840 That's a perfect argument. Just like if you've read, if. 2331 01:54:57.760 --> 01:55:00.119 You've read every book, you've probably read a lot of 2332 01:55:00.279 --> 01:55:03.520 fucked up things to right exactly, So like you probably 2333 01:55:03.960 --> 01:55:05.640 but a lot of good things also. 2334 01:55:05.960 --> 01:55:08.680 Sure, but like you've also gotta you gotta you've you've 2335 01:55:08.720 --> 01:55:10.880 read a lot of bill O'Reilly killing x y Z 2336 01:55:11.159 --> 01:55:14.720 books and and and you know you've read uh, you 2337 01:55:14.800 --> 01:55:17.840 know iron O Rand. Like this guy didn't read iron Ran. 2338 01:55:17.920 --> 01:55:19.159 He just played Masic two in The Power. 2339 01:55:19.920 --> 01:55:22.079 To Red, like the Color Purple and the Giving Tree 2340 01:55:22.520 --> 01:55:26.760 and like what we took the wrong messages? That's crazy. Yeah, 2341 01:55:26.920 --> 01:55:29.880 why don't the bitch just run away watching you read 2342 01:55:29.920 --> 01:55:32.560 the Color Purple? Being like just run away the fuck? 2343 01:55:33.720 --> 01:55:36.039 Don't be a black don't be a black woman, duh. 2344 01:55:36.520 --> 01:55:38.239 They gets at the end of the of my men, 2345 01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:42.479 and you're, yeah, would have killed this retard to But anyway, 2346 01:55:42.520 --> 01:55:44.680 so he says, so he's playing his two favorite games, 2347 01:55:44.880 --> 01:55:47.920 and even as a kid, I was confused by this dichotomy. 2348 01:55:48.960 --> 01:55:50.920 Anyway, this leads me to my question, what's a better? 2349 01:55:51.640 --> 01:55:52.279 What's a better? 2350 01:55:52.720 --> 01:55:52.760 What? 2351 01:55:53.119 --> 01:55:55.920 What are you saying? What's a Oh? What's better A 2352 01:55:56.039 --> 01:55:57.319 good chicken sandwich or. 2353 01:55:57.319 --> 01:56:01.319 A good burger? I'm chicken sandwich, man. I think I 2354 01:56:01.399 --> 01:56:03.560 might go a chicken sandwich too, to be honest with you, No, well. 2355 01:56:03.560 --> 01:56:06.640 No, what's better, like like the best version of a 2356 01:56:06.720 --> 01:56:10.760 chicken sandwich versus the best burger. Okay, that's a that's 2357 01:56:10.760 --> 01:56:12.760 a that's a good one. I definitely gotta go with 2358 01:56:13.479 --> 01:56:16.720 a good spicy chicken, like if it's just the right 2359 01:56:16.760 --> 01:56:20.079 amount of spice, not fucking that Nashville hot ship, dude, 2360 01:56:20.079 --> 01:56:22.880 I do. I can't fuck with Nashville hot spices. 2361 01:56:22.920 --> 01:56:28.279 That just sucks. But like Southern Southwest spices or like 2362 01:56:28.439 --> 01:56:33.479 Cajun spices on a fucking chicken sandwich. God damn. And 2363 01:56:33.560 --> 01:56:35.840 I gotta say, I don't. 2364 01:56:35.640 --> 01:56:39.159 Want to give this place any flours, not necessarily, but 2365 01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:44.319 the the it's like perfected the chicken. The spicy chicken 2366 01:56:44.439 --> 01:56:49.279 at Chick fil A. The flavor is phenomenal, Like it's 2367 01:56:49.439 --> 01:56:50.079 I'm gonna get that. 2368 01:56:50.960 --> 01:56:54.279 That's a good idea, dude, It's Chick fil A is 2369 01:56:54.520 --> 01:56:57.279 really fucking good. They fucking knocked out of the park. Man. 2370 01:56:57.319 --> 01:56:59.319 I hate it's like the It's like the whitest fucking 2371 01:57:00.039 --> 01:57:02.960 bullshit like brand that are like, oh, we hate gays, 2372 01:57:02.960 --> 01:57:04.880 We're gonna clothes on Sunday. But I'm like, damn, they 2373 01:57:04.960 --> 01:57:08.680 make a god damn good chicken. They make good chickens. Away, dude, 2374 01:57:08.680 --> 01:57:13.199 I feel like biggots make the best food in general, honestly. Honestly, 2375 01:57:13.920 --> 01:57:16.079 I feel like I feel like biggo than Americans make. 2376 01:57:16.560 --> 01:57:20.800 I really don't think. I I look, I come from 2377 01:57:20.840 --> 01:57:23.159 a place where I've come from a lot of ethnic 2378 01:57:23.239 --> 01:57:25.279 I was around a lot of ethnic groups, right, so 2379 01:57:25.479 --> 01:57:28.239 I was able to have a lot of different that's crazy, 2380 01:57:28.399 --> 01:57:31.119 a lot of different cuisines growing up, and people have 2381 01:57:31.199 --> 01:57:33.640 always been like Italian food is like the best food. 2382 01:57:33.720 --> 01:57:37.000 I really do not. I think Italian food is delicious. 2383 01:57:37.239 --> 01:57:42.399 I think pizza and like fdcini alfredo are really good. 2384 01:57:42.560 --> 01:57:44.800 You know, it's a funny thing. Those are two very 2385 01:57:44.880 --> 01:57:46.920 American things though, No, no, no, I no, I think 2386 01:57:47.039 --> 01:57:48.560 I think they're I think they're very good. I think 2387 01:57:49.159 --> 01:57:50.680 well tai in American food is probably better than the 2388 01:57:50.720 --> 01:57:52.920 time for genus, like like chicken bowl and ese is 2389 01:57:53.000 --> 01:57:54.399 very good as well too, Like there's a lot of 2390 01:57:54.520 --> 01:57:57.920 really good at time foods. But I really don't I 2391 01:57:58.039 --> 01:58:01.760 think European foods get a lot of well only a time, 2392 01:58:01.760 --> 01:58:03.399 because there's not really any other European dis you can 2393 01:58:03.439 --> 01:58:06.079 really think of most of the time. I think they 2394 01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:08.680 get a lot of neck and they're not as good 2395 01:58:08.720 --> 01:58:13.000 as like I really think Indian food or like Caribbean 2396 01:58:13.119 --> 01:58:16.079 food knocked them out, like not even. 2397 01:58:15.920 --> 01:58:18.359 A child sounds heavy on the spices, man, because like 2398 01:58:18.760 --> 01:58:21.960 the traditional European food across the board, because I've tasted 2399 01:58:22.119 --> 01:58:24.560 many of it, going to a handful of different countries 2400 01:58:24.560 --> 01:58:26.760 and let me try the best thing they have they 2401 01:58:26.840 --> 01:58:30.439 have to offer, and there's always lacking salt, They're always 2402 01:58:30.479 --> 01:58:32.880 lacking something. They're very light in their seasoning. That sometimes 2403 01:58:32.880 --> 01:58:34.479 people go to Italy and they're like I want to 2404 01:58:34.520 --> 01:58:36.560 try the best pasta dishes and all this, this and that, 2405 01:58:37.119 --> 01:58:39.439 and're like, oh shit, this ain't this is fun. Like 2406 01:58:39.520 --> 01:58:42.920 this ain't fucking the average. Like, first of all, Alfredo 2407 01:58:42.920 --> 01:58:45.560 ain't even a thing over there. This is like that's like, 2408 01:58:45.680 --> 01:58:46.039 you know you. 2409 01:58:46.079 --> 01:58:50.199 Can make that cream right, yeah, Alfredo's like in Italy, 2410 01:58:50.239 --> 01:58:53.279 Alfredo's like if you ask for Alfredo's asking, what the 2411 01:58:53.359 --> 01:58:55.520 fuck are you saying? Go me to beat off into 2412 01:58:55.600 --> 01:58:59.239 the fucking food. I mean I could do it in school. See, 2413 01:58:59.279 --> 01:59:01.520 I can do it. But the pizza is kind of 2414 01:59:01.720 --> 01:59:04.760 iffy too. It's like, no, Italian pizza is delicious, but 2415 01:59:04.800 --> 01:59:08.880 it's not the same, very different, and I like pizza 2416 01:59:09.199 --> 01:59:12.359 way better. I do like it more. There's nothing better 2417 01:59:12.399 --> 01:59:14.600 than a New York like It's it's a New York 2418 01:59:14.680 --> 01:59:18.239 Slice destroys Italian pizza to me, I'm sorry, it's like 2419 01:59:18.439 --> 01:59:21.359 whatever I've had him to be replicated Italian pizza. I'm like, 2420 01:59:21.439 --> 01:59:24.039 this is it feels like I'm eating a Panera bread 2421 01:59:24.119 --> 01:59:25.720 or something. I'm sorry, it just feels like that to me. 2422 01:59:26.319 --> 01:59:28.760 I'm about to say something that's gonna get my Caribbean card. 2423 01:59:29.680 --> 01:59:36.800 You want to hear this. I like, I like pizza 2424 01:59:36.960 --> 01:59:42.319 more and I like beef patties and I actually do Derek, 2425 01:59:42.399 --> 01:59:44.560 can you give me a quick favorite when when this 2426 01:59:45.119 --> 01:59:46.239 it says like dick or something. 2427 01:59:46.720 --> 01:59:48.720 Yeah, yeah, I wanted you to say, like when he 2428 01:59:48.920 --> 01:59:50.479 holds his hand his herd just ended him saying I 2429 01:59:50.640 --> 01:59:55.239 like dick, and and that's it being a being? 2430 01:59:56.000 --> 01:59:56.840 What is wrong. 2431 01:59:58.119 --> 01:59:59.920 Being retarded and being gay? 2432 02:00:02.880 --> 02:00:07.039 You are? You are a pissed drenched human, right you are? 2433 02:00:07.640 --> 02:00:08.840 You are trash? 2434 02:00:10.079 --> 02:00:11.239 Have you ever pissed yourself? 2435 02:00:11.359 --> 02:00:16.399 Like truly like pistol? Like my pants are just pretty 2436 02:00:16.439 --> 02:00:19.239 fucking drenched or what do you mean? No, no, no, 2437 02:00:19.479 --> 02:00:25.960 you you pissed your pants wet? Yeah, I like I 2438 02:00:26.079 --> 02:00:28.039 got close to drink. When I was a kid, I 2439 02:00:28.079 --> 02:00:32.399 couldn't work those like button pants. You know, you like 2440 02:00:32.560 --> 02:00:35.119 just your panic, you were trapped. 2441 02:00:35.960 --> 02:00:38.000 I was used to having the button they snapped the 2442 02:00:38.039 --> 02:00:40.720 button snapped pants as a kid, and then I used 2443 02:00:40.800 --> 02:00:43.319 these button ones and I just couldn't get it loose. 2444 02:00:43.359 --> 02:00:46.159 And then I eventually pissed myself. And the funny thing 2445 02:00:46.279 --> 02:00:47.680 is I tried to play it off. I was in 2446 02:00:47.760 --> 02:00:51.119 elementary school, like, uh, I tried to play it off 2447 02:00:51.159 --> 02:00:54.199 and away. Yeah, I was at school and uh, I 2448 02:00:54.640 --> 02:00:56.880 took a bunch of water and I splashed it on 2449 02:00:57.000 --> 02:00:59.039 my pants. And I try to play it off, like 2450 02:00:59.520 --> 02:01:02.039 I don't remember what I said, but like it was, 2451 02:01:02.159 --> 02:01:03.800 I was like, bro, I just gotta go to the 2452 02:01:03.880 --> 02:01:07.159 office and get some pants. I got my stepsister showed up, 2453 02:01:07.199 --> 02:01:12.479 got me some new pants. Yeah, obviously, dude, it's crazy. 2454 02:01:12.640 --> 02:01:16.039 Look at this warm Look at this warm fucking water. 2455 02:01:16.159 --> 02:01:22.720 I fell into the sink when I'm not remember what 2456 02:01:22.920 --> 02:01:26.039 I tried to say, you know, whatever it was, What 2457 02:01:26.239 --> 02:01:29.840 could I have said? I don't know. Literally literally literally, 2458 02:01:30.800 --> 02:01:33.720 god thee my cousin, Lily's cousin who I watch like 2459 02:01:33.800 --> 02:01:36.680 I'm very close to her and her kids. They make 2460 02:01:36.800 --> 02:01:40.479 him wear stretching pants just so that doesn't happen. Literally, 2461 02:01:42.279 --> 02:01:42.880 that's genius. 2462 02:01:44.600 --> 02:01:46.239 Yeah, that's what everybody did the meme when I kept 2463 02:01:46.279 --> 02:01:51.479 his God, buddy, no, I remember, I really had like 2464 02:01:51.640 --> 02:01:57.119 I was. I remember it was winter and I was 2465 02:01:57.159 --> 02:01:58.720 going home. I was on the school bus, and I 2466 02:01:58.800 --> 02:02:00.079 was I was always one of I was like one 2467 02:02:00.079 --> 02:02:03.159 of the last people to get picked up and when 2468 02:02:03.199 --> 02:02:05.119 the and one of the first people to get dropped off, 2469 02:02:05.159 --> 02:02:06.960 basically because my school was like my school was right 2470 02:02:07.039 --> 02:02:10.119 next to my house, so like it was really quick. 2471 02:02:10.159 --> 02:02:12.199 So I almost never used the bathroom at school because 2472 02:02:12.239 --> 02:02:14.800 I was like, ah, like maybe you're ing lunch early 2473 02:02:14.840 --> 02:02:16.359 in the day. But like, if I made it the 2474 02:02:16.399 --> 02:02:17.760 whole day, I'm waiting till I get home. It's not 2475 02:02:17.760 --> 02:02:19.520 gonna be that long, await. And I remember I left 2476 02:02:19.600 --> 02:02:22.000 my keys at home and I had to pee and 2477 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:25.279 I was like, oh, God, damn it. And I ran 2478 02:02:25.359 --> 02:02:26.880 to the front door. It wasn't opened, and I was 2479 02:02:26.920 --> 02:02:29.119 like it was like it was right there, and I 2480 02:02:29.199 --> 02:02:30.279 was like, God, damn it. No, no, no, And then 2481 02:02:30.319 --> 02:02:33.479 I ran around to the back and tried every sliding 2482 02:02:33.520 --> 02:02:36.319 glass door and I got to the last one and 2483 02:02:36.439 --> 02:02:38.319 it wouldn't open. And then I just had to sit 2484 02:02:38.359 --> 02:02:41.680 there and be like it's over. It's over, It's over. 2485 02:02:41.760 --> 02:02:44.840 And then it's just like I just stood there and 2486 02:02:44.960 --> 02:02:45.720 just pissed myself. 2487 02:02:45.720 --> 02:02:46.920 I was like, how over you? 2488 02:02:48.039 --> 02:02:50.720 This is like this is maybe early, this is maybe 2489 02:02:50.840 --> 02:02:58.520 ninth grade. There was it was winter. There's no coverage, 2490 02:02:59.720 --> 02:03:02.760 there was no there was no coverage for it to happen. 2491 02:03:03.840 --> 02:03:07.000 I have. That's I couldn't do. That's too old. I've passed. 2492 02:03:07.000 --> 02:03:07.439 I couldn't do it. 2493 02:03:07.520 --> 02:03:08.920 No, it's not too old. It happens. That's I'm not 2494 02:03:08.960 --> 02:03:09.800 saying too that's crazy. 2495 02:03:09.800 --> 02:03:11.800 Why I just I just like, you know, whatever, I 2496 02:03:11.960 --> 02:03:13.159 just I just throw. 2497 02:03:14.920 --> 02:03:16.159 I don't know if I told you the story. There 2498 02:03:16.239 --> 02:03:18.199 one time where I was like, you know where I live, 2499 02:03:18.239 --> 02:03:20.079 Remember the giant field from the lower part of where 2500 02:03:20.079 --> 02:03:23.359 I lived. Sure, yeah, whatever, there's a giant field. We 2501 02:03:23.399 --> 02:03:25.520 used to play football like that. One time we played, 2502 02:03:25.800 --> 02:03:27.960 we played until like it was literally getting dark. You're 2503 02:03:27.960 --> 02:03:30.800 playing like ultimate frisbee football, volleyball. We played like a 2504 02:03:30.920 --> 02:03:32.680 ton of bullshit and I had to use the bathroom 2505 02:03:32.720 --> 02:03:35.680 the whole time. Literally during football, I was not letting 2506 02:03:35.720 --> 02:03:37.960 anyone get near me because I like, if I get tackled, what, 2507 02:03:38.000 --> 02:03:40.199 I'm gonna ship my pants right now. So I was 2508 02:03:40.359 --> 02:03:42.479 like I was playing out of my mind. That's the best, 2509 02:03:42.800 --> 02:03:45.159 one of my best moments of playing football ever. But 2510 02:03:45.800 --> 02:03:48.319 cracked the code. I was like, I got to ship 2511 02:03:48.399 --> 02:03:50.840 myself and I'm fucking nice. Did not work when I 2512 02:03:50.840 --> 02:03:54.199 actually played football for my team, but so I remember 2513 02:03:54.239 --> 02:03:55.640 we were going home and I had to get home. 2514 02:03:55.680 --> 02:03:57.079 My friend was like, hey, it was like, he's like, 2515 02:03:57.159 --> 02:03:58.359 you have use bat. I know you live pretty far 2516 02:03:58.399 --> 02:04:01.720 because I lived like maybe another half mile away, and 2517 02:04:01.840 --> 02:04:04.600 I remember like trying. I was like, nah, man, I'm good, 2518 02:04:04.640 --> 02:04:06.359 I'm good. I just went home I always feel weird 2519 02:04:06.359 --> 02:04:08.800 about shooting on people's houses. I feel like shooting is 2520 02:04:08.880 --> 02:04:12.000 like a very intimate process in my mind, so like 2521 02:04:12.119 --> 02:04:15.720 being completely alone when I do it. So I didn't 2522 02:04:15.760 --> 02:04:17.439 do it. I remember I walked to the there was 2523 02:04:17.479 --> 02:04:19.680 a clubhouse. You hat, like this fucking development house thing. 2524 02:04:19.960 --> 02:04:22.000 There's like a clubhouse. You can go inside. Now you 2525 02:04:22.039 --> 02:04:24.439 can utilize the facilities there. But then I just put 2526 02:04:24.479 --> 02:04:26.000 like the fucking colde on it because the kids went 2527 02:04:26.039 --> 02:04:27.600 there and did so stupid. They're like, we can't have 2528 02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:29.600 it as open to the kids, so you put a 2529 02:04:29.680 --> 02:04:33.079 code on it. So I remember getting there and it 2530 02:04:33.159 --> 02:04:34.439 was closed, and I was like, oh my god, I 2531 02:04:34.479 --> 02:04:36.479 have to get home fast i can. And I tried 2532 02:04:36.520 --> 02:04:42.000 to run home, shat the fuck out of my chat 2533 02:04:42.159 --> 02:04:45.039 my pants something fierce, to the point that I had 2534 02:04:45.079 --> 02:04:47.079 to hold it so it would it dressed like it was. 2535 02:04:47.880 --> 02:04:51.960 It was like really bad. I shat christ. It was 2536 02:04:52.079 --> 02:04:56.039 just ran as fast as you can and shat and 2537 02:04:56.159 --> 02:05:02.880 then it was in a clean ship. Naked doesn't make 2538 02:05:02.960 --> 02:05:07.439 it run. I lived in a development. That's why if 2539 02:05:07.439 --> 02:05:09.119 I was running like that, someone would have saw me. 2540 02:05:12.279 --> 02:05:15.359 Was a young black man streaking through the area. I 2541 02:05:15.439 --> 02:05:18.159 was one of maybe four black teenagers there. They would 2542 02:05:18.159 --> 02:05:20.720 have shut my pants. I remember. I remember I got home. 2543 02:05:20.880 --> 02:05:23.239 I opened my door. My Grandma's like, what happens? Like nothing, 2544 02:05:23.279 --> 02:05:25.960 grandma and I went upstairs. I went up stairs. No, 2545 02:05:26.000 --> 02:05:28.359 I didn't upstairs. I freaking I took my pants off, 2546 02:05:28.560 --> 02:05:33.920 threw them away and just cleaned myself off upstairs. And 2547 02:05:34.039 --> 02:05:35.640 she was like, why are your pants at the trash 2548 02:05:35.720 --> 02:05:37.640 kes and he's a brand new device, and I was like, 2549 02:05:38.000 --> 02:05:47.079 don't touch those pants. Gone, God, they're there right there. 2550 02:05:47.199 --> 02:05:53.720 She can see them, and they're God. I shot the 2551 02:05:53.960 --> 02:05:56.720 fuck out of my pants. That was such a I 2552 02:05:56.920 --> 02:05:59.680 was so mad, but I was like, I told my 2553 02:05:59.800 --> 02:06:02.840 friend ends and they made me laugh because of how 2554 02:06:02.920 --> 02:06:04.319 funny my friend stuff. And I was like, you could 2555 02:06:04.359 --> 02:06:06.720 have just shot at my house, man, it's not a 2556 02:06:06.760 --> 02:06:09.039 big You could have shot in a basement. It's fine. 2557 02:06:09.640 --> 02:06:12.000 And I was like on the floor, definitely. 2558 02:06:12.319 --> 02:06:14.560 Like dude, my buddy, we went hiking up at a 2559 02:06:14.760 --> 02:06:17.880 Turnbull and Wittier and he had to like ship when 2560 02:06:17.920 --> 02:06:20.399 we started hiking, and he had to the first house 2561 02:06:20.520 --> 02:06:22.520 next to the one of the entry ways to the 2562 02:06:22.640 --> 02:06:25.439 to the hiking trail. I was, I was, I felt 2563 02:06:25.520 --> 02:06:27.079 so bad, no the dude, because he was like he 2564 02:06:27.399 --> 02:06:29.359 pounding on the dude's doors like dude, I'm so sorry 2565 02:06:29.399 --> 02:06:32.479 to bother you. Can I please your fucking bathroom? And 2566 02:06:32.560 --> 02:06:34.920 then I was like sure, like that guy thinking like, 2567 02:06:35.520 --> 02:06:37.680 oh man, I'm get robbed or something, but he's nice, 2568 02:06:37.800 --> 02:06:38.239 let him in. 2569 02:06:38.680 --> 02:06:41.119 And my my buddy, he's huge. He's a huge guy. 2570 02:06:41.560 --> 02:06:43.520 So that guy was already probably thinking like a lot 2571 02:06:43.600 --> 02:06:45.159 of different range of emotions like all right, am I 2572 02:06:45.199 --> 02:06:47.920 gonna get robbed? Or is this guy going to end 2573 02:06:48.039 --> 02:06:49.760 my toilet? He's gonna punish it and I'm gonna have 2574 02:06:49.840 --> 02:06:52.319 to buy a fucking new one After stuff like that, 2575 02:06:52.560 --> 02:06:54.960 I I'm so scared to do something like that. I 2576 02:06:55.159 --> 02:06:59.279 understand that, I understand, I understand who I am, and 2577 02:06:59.319 --> 02:07:01.880 I understand how I people perceive me. And I'm like, 2578 02:07:02.079 --> 02:07:04.359 I don't like if I need help, I won't even 2579 02:07:04.399 --> 02:07:07.000 talk to people. I'll just suffer, Like if I got stabbed, 2580 02:07:07.039 --> 02:07:08.800 I wouldn't even like knock people's dove, like I'm just 2581 02:07:08.880 --> 02:07:13.239 gonna die, okay because I because I know what they're 2582 02:07:13.279 --> 02:07:15.800 gonna think if I come someone's door nup, like can 2583 02:07:15.840 --> 02:07:18.119 you please help me? I know morong at least because 2584 02:07:18.119 --> 02:07:20.039 of media too is train me to think they're gonna 2585 02:07:20.039 --> 02:07:21.720 think I'm a villain no matter what I'm like, I 2586 02:07:21.800 --> 02:07:24.359 might as well just die quiet. I guess I'll just 2587 02:07:24.520 --> 02:07:26.479 lean up against a fucking like Panera bread and just 2588 02:07:26.560 --> 02:07:27.640 fucking passed away there. 2589 02:07:27.680 --> 02:07:30.039 I guess I think I would think I would think 2590 02:07:30.039 --> 02:07:32.479 of it like I don't. I don't want to bother anybody. 2591 02:07:32.880 --> 02:07:33.319 I don't know. 2592 02:07:33.399 --> 02:07:36.159 I damn if if I didn't have a wife, I 2593 02:07:36.239 --> 02:07:37.680 think I would feel that way because now I'm like, 2594 02:07:37.840 --> 02:07:38.600 I can't die yet. 2595 02:07:38.720 --> 02:07:40.880 That's fucked up. So I get like it makes me 2596 02:07:41.680 --> 02:07:45.880 Lily Lily, Lily, Lily is really important to you, but 2597 02:07:46.000 --> 02:07:49.119 she'll be fine without Honestly, it'd be it'd be better 2598 02:07:49.159 --> 02:07:51.840 if she like found somebody else effectively to anyway. 2599 02:07:51.560 --> 02:07:54.720 You know, so like it's just like she would be thriving. 2600 02:07:55.880 --> 02:07:59.840 Yeah, dude, Like honey, just the country better shape, you know, 2601 02:08:00.399 --> 02:08:03.079 Like that's crazy. If Lily wasn't with me, America be 2602 02:08:03.159 --> 02:08:05.560 in a better feat. You imagine going back in time 2603 02:08:05.600 --> 02:08:09.279 and looking at that. I'm just saying that that's true, Kingston. 2604 02:08:09.359 --> 02:08:11.239 If you killed yourself when you were nineteen, when you 2605 02:08:11.319 --> 02:08:13.560 wanted to the world to be utopia now, and. 2606 02:08:13.600 --> 02:08:16.359 It's like, what that's what God was calling you home 2607 02:08:16.399 --> 02:08:18.800 and you were and you refused him, so he made 2608 02:08:18.800 --> 02:08:20.000 the world way worse. 2609 02:08:20.880 --> 02:08:24.600 That's crazy. Imagine Bernie, it's your fault. Yeah, that's crazy. 2610 02:08:24.680 --> 02:08:25.439 Bernie would have won. 2611 02:08:27.600 --> 02:08:28.880 Bernie would have won and. 2612 02:08:29.680 --> 02:08:34.239 Became the king. Oh no, that would be terrible, would 2613 02:08:34.239 --> 02:08:37.920 have ran years earlier, turning the entire America into uh 2614 02:08:38.279 --> 02:08:43.880 Brooklyn or something. I don't know. Everywhere everywhere's Brooklyn. I'm 2615 02:08:43.960 --> 02:08:48.000 bored as ship being king. I don't care. It's just 2616 02:08:48.119 --> 02:08:50.600 fucking lame, bro. Somebody's got honey. 2617 02:08:51.279 --> 02:08:54.680 Fucking I didn't. I failed to understand that there's no 2618 02:08:54.880 --> 02:08:55.720 money in this Now? 2619 02:08:57.720 --> 02:09:02.199 What a gyp? This is stupid? What does anybody want 2620 02:09:02.239 --> 02:09:06.319 to be king? This is layman? Yes, bring me another 2621 02:09:06.439 --> 02:09:11.760 gesture to flay? Give that a cake? Pretty said. I 2622 02:09:11.800 --> 02:09:13.840 almost can't even imagine it, like him being like, can 2623 02:09:13.960 --> 02:09:19.439 you flay another clown for me? Please? I want I 2624 02:09:19.560 --> 02:09:22.680 want you to flay a sixteen year old clown. Quick, 2625 02:09:22.840 --> 02:09:26.760 grab me one that funny else you get flake fast. 2626 02:09:28.000 --> 02:09:31.560 The funnier you are, the longer you can live longer, 2627 02:09:32.000 --> 02:09:36.920 maybe another half hour, forty five longer. Oh, mine usually 2628 02:09:37.000 --> 02:09:42.239 three averages three for the hilarious ones. What do you 2629 02:09:42.319 --> 02:09:48.960 decree next, King Sanders? I don't know, Blood Eagle, Dave Ruben, 2630 02:09:49.079 --> 02:09:49.680 I don't know. Whatever. 2631 02:09:49.760 --> 02:09:55.119 Whatever you gotta do, whatever you gotta do. I'm I'm 2632 02:09:55.239 --> 02:09:58.439 kind of along for the ride. I guess I thought 2633 02:09:58.439 --> 02:09:59.840 I thought I would have died alogue time. 2634 02:10:00.600 --> 02:10:02.159 Sanders? Are you sure you want to do that? He's 2635 02:10:02.199 --> 02:10:04.119 a gay man. You don't want to come off as homophobic? 2636 02:10:04.199 --> 02:10:04.399 Do you? 2637 02:10:04.479 --> 02:10:11.520 Sire? All the gay people? Yeah? What about okay? Gay? Straight? 2638 02:10:13.640 --> 02:10:17.239 Everyone everyone gets flayed. I got what I wanted, queer. 2639 02:10:17.920 --> 02:10:20.000 Hmmm, I got we got free health care. 2640 02:10:20.039 --> 02:10:21.960 That's really all I wanted. Everything else I think is 2641 02:10:22.079 --> 02:10:23.680 everything else. I want to keep the same. I want 2642 02:10:23.720 --> 02:10:26.600 to keep racism, I want to keep I want to 2643 02:10:26.640 --> 02:10:30.960 keep except for this free complete like just a complete 2644 02:10:31.079 --> 02:10:33.199 like but like, hey, you got free healthcare now, so 2645 02:10:33.439 --> 02:10:36.039 you can't be mad at me. So what Ellen DeGeneres 2646 02:10:36.159 --> 02:10:40.840 is hanging upside down with her front ripped off? What 2647 02:10:40.960 --> 02:10:44.159 does it matter? Is it really that big of a deal? 2648 02:10:44.800 --> 02:10:46.920 Is it really that big of a deal? Really think 2649 02:10:46.960 --> 02:10:57.279 about it? You can if you survive. People, the bill 2650 02:10:57.439 --> 02:11:03.720 is free at the hospital. That's great. That's crazy. That's crazy, 2651 02:11:03.880 --> 02:11:06.479 like a chest burs or zeno morph. If you survive it, 2652 02:11:06.840 --> 02:11:09.039 you can live, you can put you back together. But 2653 02:11:09.199 --> 02:11:11.399 it's gonna break your chest cavity and rupture your heart. 2654 02:11:11.920 --> 02:11:15.159 And oh this is interesting. So now one well, I 2655 02:11:15.439 --> 02:11:17.960 can no longer say the n wood. Only I can, 2656 02:11:18.359 --> 02:11:26.479 only I can. We're the same. This is now my word, 2657 02:11:26.760 --> 02:11:30.439 this is my word to find me. I fixed everything 2658 02:11:30.560 --> 02:11:32.000 for you. I deserve it. 2659 02:11:33.319 --> 02:11:37.239 None of you did anything I I I demanded you. 2660 02:11:38.279 --> 02:11:40.760 I asked you for your I asked you once again 2661 02:11:40.840 --> 02:11:43.359 for your help, and you did me nothing. Well, you 2662 02:11:43.479 --> 02:11:45.600 did nothing for me. I had to go in and 2663 02:11:45.680 --> 02:11:48.279 shoot everybody myself with me. That's how I got here. 2664 02:11:48.600 --> 02:11:50.239 That's how I got here. That's the lore of how 2665 02:11:50.279 --> 02:11:52.680 I got here. I shot everybody myself. I got so 2666 02:11:52.920 --> 02:11:54.880 sick of sitting there with my HAPs. 2667 02:11:55.800 --> 02:11:58.880 I wonder what happens, genuinely, if like every like when 2668 02:11:58.920 --> 02:12:02.560 there's like one meeting and somebody just catches everyone and 2669 02:12:02.760 --> 02:12:05.560 like like, oh, what do we do now there's no 2670 02:12:05.880 --> 02:12:10.279 opposing party. Man, it's the chaos we need. 2671 02:12:10.399 --> 02:12:13.199 It's a hydra. It's a hydra that somebody would fucking 2672 02:12:13.319 --> 02:12:16.279 show up as some guy that everybody insists was always there. 2673 02:12:16.319 --> 02:12:19.560 It's like this is craniest Jim, and you're like, who 2674 02:12:19.640 --> 02:12:20.960 the fuck is creevius Jim. 2675 02:12:21.000 --> 02:12:25.680 It's likely got the same his brain his is creepy. 2676 02:12:26.079 --> 02:12:26.359 I don't know. 2677 02:12:27.640 --> 02:12:31.399 Yeah, and he's got his brain exposed. He's like his 2678 02:12:32.079 --> 02:12:35.359 his like hands are clear, and he's like and he 2679 02:12:35.399 --> 02:12:38.079 has like six hundred thousand subscribers on kick or whatever. 2680 02:12:38.239 --> 02:12:42.520 You're just like, oh, okay, I mean my vice president, 2681 02:12:42.600 --> 02:12:43.199 I guess like. 2682 02:12:44.920 --> 02:12:47.399 Don't like, don't do that. Obviously, people in this world. 2683 02:12:47.439 --> 02:12:49.119 We got to tell you guys that now. But like 2684 02:12:49.239 --> 02:12:53.039 what one vile sup Like, what does what happens? I 2685 02:12:53.279 --> 02:12:53.800 really don't know. 2686 02:12:54.199 --> 02:12:55.680 I think it's such a that's. 2687 02:12:55.479 --> 02:12:59.000 Never happened, right, Nothing that's never happened. Nothing that like wait, 2688 02:12:59.079 --> 02:13:03.960 everybody across the ID and POMPEII across the aisle type ship, 2689 02:13:04.079 --> 02:13:07.239 like where everybody got got noice, like one whole party 2690 02:13:07.319 --> 02:13:10.399 like that, an entire party got got like let's say 2691 02:13:10.479 --> 02:13:13.000 like let's say, let's let's say hypothetically like the RNC 2692 02:13:13.159 --> 02:13:16.680 happened and some guy was like airstrike, Like like what 2693 02:13:16.800 --> 02:13:17.479 happens after that? 2694 02:13:17.680 --> 02:13:20.079 Like what, well, that's chaos that's it's over. It's like 2695 02:13:20.119 --> 02:13:21.920 Civil War. What do you mean we're talking about like 2696 02:13:22.520 --> 02:13:26.600 we should like Yellowstone erupts in in the r n C, 2697 02:13:26.840 --> 02:13:30.880 like Yellowstone pops up in the middle of the explodes. 2698 02:13:30.960 --> 02:13:34.600 Nancy Pelosi was like, Yo, let's uh, who's the whip, 2699 02:13:34.880 --> 02:13:38.680 Chuck Schumer, whatever, whatever, all those like. We thought it 2700 02:13:38.680 --> 02:13:41.279 would be a nice the base if we if we 2701 02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:41.680 held the. 2702 02:13:41.760 --> 02:13:47.520 DNC smack dab in old glory and then it just 2703 02:13:47.960 --> 02:13:51.199 happens to a erupt at the same time. I totally 2704 02:13:51.239 --> 02:13:53.880 forgot that it was like literally about to erupt right 2705 02:13:53.880 --> 02:13:56.479 now for the first time and who knows how fucking long. 2706 02:13:56.880 --> 02:14:01.199 Yeah, sorry, I forgot. We're holding uh holding that we're 2707 02:14:01.239 --> 02:14:04.079 early the d n C in the elephant's foot, Yeah, 2708 02:14:05.119 --> 02:14:06.399 on top of the elephants foot. 2709 02:14:06.199 --> 02:14:12.199 In My feel weird happened. I don't know what's going on. 2710 02:14:13.560 --> 02:14:17.319 I feel like I'm exuding way too much, breaking. 2711 02:14:17.119 --> 02:14:19.399 Down at an alarming rate. It's weird that I can 2712 02:14:19.479 --> 02:14:23.079 feel this. I could feel my cells expiring. 2713 02:14:23.319 --> 02:14:28.399 Fucking Birdie showed up too. He knows, he knows better. 2714 02:14:28.439 --> 02:14:29.720 If he's just trying to be nice. 2715 02:14:30.039 --> 02:14:32.039 He would do that. I felt like I should be 2716 02:14:32.119 --> 02:14:39.199 here because it's really important. I'm dying. I'm dying everybody. 2717 02:14:39.600 --> 02:14:44.760 They stay there for hours. They're all microwaved. 2718 02:14:44.199 --> 02:14:46.359 Basically the way they look when like they you know, 2719 02:14:46.439 --> 02:14:48.199 the thing with the ball, whether they exposed the ball 2720 02:14:48.239 --> 02:14:51.239 for too long and everybody dies like that fucking case. 2721 02:14:51.279 --> 02:14:53.800 So they had like that one radioactive isotope inside of 2722 02:14:53.920 --> 02:14:56.920 the fucking like like fucking giant lead ball, and so 2723 02:14:57.119 --> 02:15:01.840 he opened it and everybody looked at each other. Great. Thanks. 2724 02:15:03.239 --> 02:15:03.600 I was like. 2725 02:15:07.079 --> 02:15:11.079 Rob and stuff, like who cares such an intrusive thought 2726 02:15:11.159 --> 02:15:13.479 to just be like, let me open this radioactive isotope? 2727 02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:17.760 And then some guy looks at you like you killed us. 2728 02:15:21.960 --> 02:15:24.920 The calmness you've killed us all? 2729 02:15:25.800 --> 02:15:28.640 What have you done? So absurd? You're like, I can't 2730 02:15:28.640 --> 02:15:36.399 believe this just happened, Like, hey, heye, demetriated you. You've 2731 02:15:36.439 --> 02:15:39.000 killed us, you know that. He's like yeah, yeah, sorry. 2732 02:15:42.319 --> 02:15:44.880 Honestly, I was listening to my favorite podcast, the Joe 2733 02:15:44.960 --> 02:15:46.760 ro Good Podcast, and I was just kind of I 2734 02:15:46.920 --> 02:15:51.319 was totally spacing out. I'm sorry, and they're like that's okay. 2735 02:15:51.439 --> 02:15:55.279 We're we're going to kill you. We're gonna eat you 2736 02:15:55.359 --> 02:15:58.039 probably after this as well. It's all hold it's but 2737 02:15:58.159 --> 02:15:58.560 we're done. 2738 02:15:58.840 --> 02:16:01.760 We got like maybe ship for a moment too, I 2739 02:16:01.920 --> 02:16:06.560 know how like that's insane? Can know society? How humanity dies? Like, uh, 2740 02:16:06.960 --> 02:16:09.680 since the administration just has a bunch of fucking sicophants 2741 02:16:09.720 --> 02:16:14.079 in it, someone's gonna bring in like the most radioactive 2742 02:16:14.159 --> 02:16:17.920 fucking like ship and that is so delicate and with 2743 02:16:18.199 --> 02:16:20.520 like any little bit of force, it'll like blow up, 2744 02:16:20.640 --> 02:16:22.520 you know, an entire continent. And they're gonna bring it 2745 02:16:22.600 --> 02:16:25.159 to Joe Rogan's podcast and be like, hey, you want 2746 02:16:25.199 --> 02:16:26.520 to see it, Joe, And he's like yeah, and he's 2747 02:16:26.520 --> 02:16:28.039 gonna toss it and Joe's gonna fumble it. 2748 02:16:28.119 --> 02:16:30.680 It is gonna kill all of this. It's not even 2749 02:16:30.760 --> 02:16:31.399 gonna explode. 2750 02:16:31.399 --> 02:16:33.399 It's it's gonna it's gonna be one of those like 2751 02:16:33.479 --> 02:16:35.920 Chernobyl like things where it's gonna be like it'll just 2752 02:16:35.959 --> 02:16:39.079 be like they don't understand it, you know what I mean. 2753 02:16:39.639 --> 02:16:41.280 Like it's just like it's gonna crack. It's gonna be 2754 02:16:41.319 --> 02:16:43.040 like a little vial. It's like, I don't know, fucking 2755 02:16:43.079 --> 02:16:45.159 what is the guy who's always talking about the Antichrist? 2756 02:16:46.079 --> 02:16:50.280 Oh, my name Peter. To Peter is a Peter. Is 2757 02:16:50.319 --> 02:16:50.879 it Peter Teal. 2758 02:16:51.399 --> 02:16:53.360 He's always like lecturing the Antichrist is like, look I've 2759 02:16:53.360 --> 02:16:54.879 got in this vial I have like and then it 2760 02:16:54.920 --> 02:16:57.120 fumbles and it breaks and then nothing happens, and you're like, 2761 02:16:57.159 --> 02:16:59.079 oh what. He's on the Joe Rogan podcast. He's like, 2762 02:16:59.079 --> 02:16:59.639 what does that mean? 2763 02:17:00.799 --> 02:17:03.360 What does that mean? What does that mean? What happened? 2764 02:17:03.559 --> 02:17:05.399 Was in there and he's like, oh, we're dead. I 2765 02:17:05.440 --> 02:17:08.000 didn't hear fucking Jamie. You hear Jamie in the background, 2766 02:17:08.200 --> 02:17:10.280 storming out, like what the fuck? 2767 02:17:10.520 --> 02:17:13.559 Like you like, they're calm. This guy leaves and like, 2768 02:17:13.559 --> 02:17:16.879 all right, anyway, Jamie, pull up, pull up Weather. We're 2769 02:17:16.959 --> 02:17:22.879 dead woke people, right. Jamie finished drinking me. Wait, Jamie, 2770 02:17:22.879 --> 02:17:24.799 don't leave fish drinking. 2771 02:17:25.040 --> 02:17:28.600 All right, all right, we're gonna we're gonna head on 2772 02:17:28.639 --> 02:17:29.000 out of here. 2773 02:17:29.040 --> 02:17:32.959 We're gonna we're gonna read the names. Jamie finished lapping 2774 02:17:33.040 --> 02:17:34.719 me up real quick so you can really get back 2775 02:17:34.719 --> 02:17:35.319 to the podcast. 2776 02:17:35.440 --> 02:17:37.399 We're gonna we're gonna read the names of our twenty 2777 02:17:37.479 --> 02:17:38.719 five dollars patrons. 2778 02:17:38.879 --> 02:17:41.639 Jamie, did you hear that Biden was best friends with 2779 02:17:41.680 --> 02:17:47.159 Epstein's crazy man? Oh I am Tim Walls. That's crazy you. 2780 02:17:47.200 --> 02:17:50.440 Hear that Tim Walls was best friends with the concept 2781 02:17:50.559 --> 02:17:51.159 of rape. 2782 02:17:53.159 --> 02:17:58.479 That's the same kind of crazy. Maybe look into that. Yeah, 2783 02:17:58.639 --> 02:18:04.360 you guys are so trying to expose the obvious rapings 2784 02:18:04.440 --> 02:18:08.319 of Steeded Trump. It's crazy. It doesn't happen, that's not real. 2785 02:18:09.680 --> 02:18:12.520 He was, he was, He was best friends with the 2786 02:18:12.600 --> 02:18:14.639 concept of rape in high school. And then they have 2787 02:18:14.680 --> 02:18:16.399 an interview, was like, Hi, what's up on the concept 2788 02:18:16.440 --> 02:18:16.879 of rape? 2789 02:18:19.520 --> 02:18:22.920 Yeah? I knew Tim Walls in like I don't know, kindergarten, 2790 02:18:24.639 --> 02:18:27.840 his whole life, his whole life, really, and he's clearly 2791 02:18:27.920 --> 02:18:30.159 younger than yah yah. Yeah, yeah, he's not even close 2792 02:18:30.239 --> 02:18:37.040 to me. He's like, he's like a maybe thirty. We're 2793 02:18:37.040 --> 02:18:40.959 gonna watched The Raiders. Joe Rogan knew it. 2794 02:18:41.239 --> 02:18:44.079 I knew it the whole time. I knew it the 2795 02:18:44.120 --> 02:18:47.159 whole time. I actually I didn't want to say nothing 2796 02:18:47.200 --> 02:18:48.639 back then because I didn't want to get put on 2797 02:18:48.719 --> 02:18:49.920 a list or something. But this was one of my 2798 02:18:50.000 --> 02:18:50.639 main theories. 2799 02:18:52.719 --> 02:18:54.760 Joe Rogan's doing very good work out there. I read 2800 02:18:54.799 --> 02:18:57.120 the names. He's doing very very good work. He's doing 2801 02:18:57.239 --> 02:19:00.879 very good work out there. All right, God Blake got 2802 02:19:01.079 --> 02:19:05.360 my my cell's gonna hurt. My hurt feel a little 2803 02:19:05.360 --> 02:19:09.000 weird radioactive enough reason, that's. 2804 02:19:08.920 --> 02:19:12.280 Right, all right, we're gonna read the names of our 2805 02:19:12.280 --> 02:19:13.760 twenty five dollars pages. Remember, we go over to the 2806 02:19:13.760 --> 02:19:17.600 patron of concess of stark Tank Early early access to episodes, 2807 02:19:17.639 --> 02:19:23.319 exclusive episodes, ad free, you know all that fucking jazz 2808 02:19:23.360 --> 02:19:28.440 snark Tank dot shop for merch, like subscribe all that stuff. 2809 02:19:28.600 --> 02:19:29.840 I feel like I should say I should say that 2810 02:19:29.840 --> 02:19:30.280 at the beginning. 2811 02:19:30.280 --> 02:19:31.479 I wonder if that would make it difference. 2812 02:19:32.120 --> 02:19:35.319 But yeah, I'll try it next time. But uh yeah, 2813 02:19:35.399 --> 02:19:38.360 we'll see you next time. And uh yeah, we're gonna 2814 02:19:38.360 --> 02:19:42.639 read the names now, So count me down, three two 2815 02:19:43.799 --> 02:19:50.680 one anal Footcake, co Beeba, Willie Tigue, Jersey, no drawls, 2816 02:19:50.799 --> 02:19:54.239 Chris purposely pissing on a baby kitten. First of all, 2817 02:19:54.280 --> 02:19:58.159 it's redundant to say, by the way, kittens are babies. 2818 02:19:58.799 --> 02:19:59.639 It's the point. 2819 02:20:01.239 --> 02:20:04.799 Wow, yeah, just you learn something, you learned something on 2820 02:20:04.920 --> 02:20:05.239 the show. 2821 02:20:05.559 --> 02:20:06.280 I am so right. 2822 02:20:07.239 --> 02:20:09.840 I have no man, but I have no man butt 2823 02:20:09.879 --> 02:20:13.399 and I must cream the dead spider. My grandma tried 2824 02:20:13.440 --> 02:20:16.159 to traffic me to Saint Lucia. Four Damn Charlie Kirk 2825 02:20:16.200 --> 02:20:18.959 really thought he was that guy following Derek around like 2826 02:20:19.000 --> 02:20:21.079 an anime studio animation. It's gay porn that got me 2827 02:20:21.159 --> 02:20:23.639 and Delta Gamma literally fed this toddler last week Wise 2828 02:20:23.920 --> 02:20:27.000 crying squimp his bugs, Clambiel Squire the Third, Will David 2829 02:20:27.079 --> 02:20:29.959 get I get us do a song for Charlie Kirk, You, sir, 2830 02:20:30.079 --> 02:20:32.319 guild master, what is this? 2831 02:20:33.520 --> 02:20:41.399 What is you just sending the It's just racism. It's 2832 02:20:41.479 --> 02:20:50.639 just that's all straight. I haven't seen something drawn like 2833 02:20:50.719 --> 02:20:51.520 that in years. 2834 02:20:52.399 --> 02:20:55.120 Snark tanks hung his trans girl is going to Ahio. 2835 02:20:55.520 --> 02:21:00.319 Colin Moriarty exactly just got a portion of his exist 2836 02:21:00.520 --> 02:21:02.879 arrest in uh what what is this? O? 2837 02:21:03.040 --> 02:21:03.280 Potion? 2838 02:21:03.559 --> 02:21:06.479 Just got a potion of resist arrest in gangster quest. 2839 02:21:06.879 --> 02:21:07.719 Nice ridiculous. 2840 02:21:07.799 --> 02:21:12.079 Nice, Hello, I'd like to humiliate so hussies and I'm 2841 02:21:12.120 --> 02:21:13.959 in a hurry. I think you meant some hussies. Maybe 2842 02:21:15.200 --> 02:21:17.079 I'm going to I'm gonna kill the president with a mourner. 2843 02:21:17.159 --> 02:21:20.879 Old gay Zilla was hopping around Homo City like a 2844 02:21:21.079 --> 02:21:24.239 gay playground. I'm tired of reading the names. Let's just 2845 02:21:24.360 --> 02:21:26.280 ended here. Two rats in a trenchh coat, sam Porter 2846 02:21:26.399 --> 02:21:29.719 bitches stabbed a fork in my arm and eight nerves 2847 02:21:29.840 --> 02:21:32.559 like pasta Jesus Christ. 2848 02:21:34.120 --> 02:21:35.879 That is heinous imagery. 2849 02:21:37.399 --> 02:21:42.200 Oh my god, uh sween Yeah, Sweeney has blood sausage 2850 02:21:42.280 --> 02:21:44.920 aiol and now let's fry him up. Berserker black Man, 2851 02:21:45.040 --> 02:21:49.520 backshotting Broley, reckless Rhino the Sloker to why so dirty? 2852 02:21:49.600 --> 02:21:49.799 Lol? 2853 02:21:49.840 --> 02:21:56.840 Get kirked, idiot nagar fage it nice? Uh Chadkirk no 2854 02:21:57.000 --> 02:22:00.719 relation Charlie Kirk more like Shrillian the dirt are redacted. 2855 02:22:00.920 --> 02:22:05.319 The s astronaut King as rippers ares Nemesis, King pussy 2856 02:22:05.360 --> 02:22:07.520 Queafer Derrek Nautchav and his innocent hashtag free. I am 2857 02:22:07.520 --> 02:22:09.719 around that Asian can only bust with a firm hand 2858 02:22:09.760 --> 02:22:10.319 on his shoulder. 2859 02:22:10.920 --> 02:22:11.040 Uh. 2860 02:22:11.239 --> 02:22:13.399 We like Kingston being on the second garra because he's 2861 02:22:13.399 --> 02:22:15.760 a roton bass who fills the frame in a satisfying way. 2862 02:22:16.079 --> 02:22:17.559 Charlie Kirk got treated with the last of Us two 2863 02:22:17.600 --> 02:22:20.440 style next shot fatality before trump. Uh was not on 2864 02:22:20.559 --> 02:22:26.840 my bucket list. Eugenics, Cooney, Brandy Hutzel, boosted bass, Palpatine voice, 2865 02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:32.399 spell eye cup and boosted bass, Blonde blue eyed German 2866 02:22:32.479 --> 02:22:35.760 Man complaining to make campaigning to make Pokemon two d 2867 02:22:35.840 --> 02:22:38.879 again and Ward you can't escape me I'll trace you 2868 02:22:38.959 --> 02:22:41.399 to the ends of the Earth. The Teleport of Debate 2869 02:22:41.719 --> 02:22:43.879 is just the Prestige. Great movie. By the way, if 2870 02:22:43.920 --> 02:22:46.559 Derek disagrees what that movie a lot, because this is 2871 02:22:46.680 --> 02:22:48.440 the media, say yeah, I like that. I I feel 2872 02:22:48.440 --> 02:22:49.879 like I like the Prestige. I haven't seen it in 2873 02:22:49.920 --> 02:22:51.840 a long time, and I always get it. I always 2874 02:22:51.879 --> 02:22:54.680 get confused with the other movie that every like The Illusionists. 2875 02:22:55.120 --> 02:22:59.799 Now this is Christian Bale and the other nigga, Yes 2876 02:23:01.440 --> 02:23:06.639 that's his name, the other niggah femboy clown Chocolate rain 2877 02:23:07.159 --> 02:23:10.000 uh thug Zilla minus com g t A four swing 2878 02:23:10.079 --> 02:23:15.040 set glitch. Has everyone effectively been in the m c 2879 02:23:15.200 --> 02:23:18.680 U Orange Star Wars by now? Probably, I think effectively. 2880 02:23:18.920 --> 02:23:20.280 I think effectively. Yeah. 2881 02:23:20.840 --> 02:23:23.639 The only person who hasn't been in either of them. 2882 02:23:23.639 --> 02:23:30.079 Is probably Samuel Jackson, probably probably Vern Troyer Dunel Washington. 2883 02:23:33.159 --> 02:23:35.200 I feel like he was like a pillow and blade 2884 02:23:35.280 --> 02:23:41.280 or something. I don't know, try to think of that. 2885 02:23:41.360 --> 02:23:42.639 He's definitely in Star Wars, right. 2886 02:23:43.120 --> 02:23:48.760 Yeah, he was corazy. 2887 02:23:49.000 --> 02:23:52.639 What did you say, he's fucking he's fucking slatious crumb. 2888 02:23:52.440 --> 02:23:57.399 That little fuck chop. But that not him. That is slatious. Crumb. 2889 02:23:58.079 --> 02:24:02.639 That's my favorite Star Wars character. Actually it is. He 2890 02:24:02.719 --> 02:24:04.639 doesn't do that to be true. 2891 02:24:05.239 --> 02:24:05.479 I know. 2892 02:24:05.840 --> 02:24:10.399 I like how much he makes everybody upset. You're such 2893 02:24:10.440 --> 02:24:14.680 a garbage person, and I'm like, yeah, you're cool. So 2894 02:24:14.719 --> 02:24:16.399 they just come in Vin George. It makes my two 2895 02:24:16.399 --> 02:24:18.280 fairy characters of Star Wars. Actually, so, let'sious. 2896 02:24:18.319 --> 02:24:20.920 Crumb is a fucking dark Crystals character. 2897 02:24:21.000 --> 02:24:23.280 That's just like for some reason, that's what makes him 2898 02:24:23.280 --> 02:24:23.719 so funny. 2899 02:24:24.239 --> 02:24:28.159 You don't believe funneling swings cut into the American Head 2900 02:24:28.479 --> 02:24:34.200 Heritage Foundation. Muslim eminem b like Salim al Shady. Damn, 2901 02:24:34.319 --> 02:24:36.680 I saw Derek sleeping on the train, so I touched 2902 02:24:36.760 --> 02:24:37.280 his peep. 2903 02:24:37.760 --> 02:24:43.000 That's not true. Were on the train definitely dozed off 2904 02:24:43.040 --> 02:24:45.520 a little bit, so that's crazy. 2905 02:24:46.399 --> 02:24:50.319 Absolutely, I've absolutely stopped on the train. Absolutely, not in 2906 02:24:50.479 --> 02:24:50.639 l a. 2907 02:24:51.079 --> 02:24:54.639 Yeah, that would scare me. I have never let myself 2908 02:24:54.760 --> 02:24:56.959 catch a lick asleep by I've never been a loaded 2909 02:24:57.319 --> 02:25:01.159 What do you think is gonna happen alone? Never alone? 2910 02:25:01.319 --> 02:25:04.520 Are afraid that the problem to be fair to live 2911 02:25:04.559 --> 02:25:06.719 in the Bronx too long? No way, that's crazy. I 2912 02:25:06.840 --> 02:25:09.280 was on the train and people have stomped on them 2913 02:25:09.360 --> 02:25:10.280 like they're pogo stakes. 2914 02:25:11.959 --> 02:25:14.680 To be fair in real life, to be fair to Kingston, 2915 02:25:14.719 --> 02:25:16.559 if I did see Kingson sleeping on the train, I 2916 02:25:16.920 --> 02:25:20.719 would probably douse him in kerosene instead of a blaze. 2917 02:25:20.479 --> 02:25:23.319 Exactly because it would be it would be Christ's build 2918 02:25:23.399 --> 02:25:25.319 and mentality walking around do like that all the time. 2919 02:25:25.360 --> 02:25:28.399 So I can't go to sleep that man. Never, I've 2920 02:25:28.479 --> 02:25:31.040 never done nothing to nobody on no train. Yeah, sure, 2921 02:25:33.000 --> 02:25:34.920 I I personally I like sleeping on the train. Actually, 2922 02:25:35.239 --> 02:25:36.639 if there's something about its lulling. 2923 02:25:36.959 --> 02:25:40.280 It's lulling, Like I feel like I've definitely gotten better 2924 02:25:40.479 --> 02:25:43.840 naps on trains. Well, first of all, the competition between 2925 02:25:43.879 --> 02:25:45.360 a train and a plane is like no content, Like 2926 02:25:45.399 --> 02:25:47.559 sleeping on a train is like a. 2927 02:25:47.879 --> 02:25:58.000 Train and wake up anxious. So yes, you have shut 2928 02:25:58.120 --> 02:26:00.079 up the fly. You're a liar. You just lied to 2929 02:26:00.159 --> 02:26:01.639 my face. You know you. 2930 02:26:02.120 --> 02:26:06.040 At least one I saw a train. I don't remember 2931 02:26:06.079 --> 02:26:07.280 what I was watching, but it was a bunch of 2932 02:26:07.319 --> 02:26:11.239 oh and they were talking about bullshit trains and like 2933 02:26:11.319 --> 02:26:13.719 they had a chick train version. It sucked and no 2934 02:26:13.760 --> 02:26:14.239 one bought it. 2935 02:26:14.479 --> 02:26:17.360 I thought you, I thought you're gonna say seven to 2936 02:26:17.479 --> 02:26:17.799 sell them. 2937 02:26:20.440 --> 02:26:26.319 This is this is the Metro link and they're like, 2938 02:26:26.399 --> 02:26:28.200 I gotta get my guy in here to make sure 2939 02:26:28.280 --> 02:26:31.159 it's make sure this is a real train, and it's 2940 02:26:31.239 --> 02:26:33.719 clear it's clearly a real. 2941 02:26:33.920 --> 02:26:39.639 Well after examining it, this is still in service by Metro. Yeah, 2942 02:26:39.719 --> 02:26:44.040 this is so uh therefore it is not available for sale. 2943 02:26:45.680 --> 02:26:48.719 So how much were heye? How would you offer it? 2944 02:26:48.760 --> 02:26:50.360 I gotta get out of here before people come blogging 2945 02:26:51.280 --> 02:26:52.079 that's crazy. 2946 02:26:52.879 --> 02:26:56.920 You're going to jail. You stole a train and tried 2947 02:26:56.959 --> 02:27:00.600 to sell it a pawn shop. So we did a 2948 02:27:00.680 --> 02:27:03.079 Randy Newman song about trains to really like comfort. 2949 02:27:02.920 --> 02:27:13.719 Trade trains and my friends, Yeah you got for them trains. Yeah. 2950 02:27:16.159 --> 02:27:20.159 I think it's my favorite thing to trade. The way 2951 02:27:20.280 --> 02:27:26.840 they move, the way they chew chew. We should write 2952 02:27:26.879 --> 02:27:29.520 a fucking choo choo trade. Uh, we should, we should. 2953 02:27:29.639 --> 02:27:31.680 I think it's real too. Like oh, like, check out 2954 02:27:31.719 --> 02:27:33.760 this h Randy Newman song that you have you heard 2955 02:27:33.799 --> 02:27:36.719 this one? Because nobody's heard anything other than uh uh 2956 02:27:38.159 --> 02:27:41.040 toy story and and I love la. Those are the 2957 02:27:41.159 --> 02:27:43.840 only things that have no one's ever heard anything else, 2958 02:27:44.319 --> 02:27:45.760 so don't believe anything. 2959 02:27:47.000 --> 02:27:50.040 I like trades. You like trades too. I like trades. 2960 02:27:50.120 --> 02:27:57.920 I like trades. They go choo chochou me. I like trades, 2961 02:27:58.000 --> 02:28:05.280 and I hate dudes. Dim fucking crazy trains, crazy trade. 2962 02:28:05.920 --> 02:28:09.440 It's Randy Duman's crazy trade. 2963 02:28:10.319 --> 02:28:13.559 We lack them in America. The Germans lack them to 2964 02:28:13.920 --> 02:28:14.959 Oh trades. 2965 02:28:15.280 --> 02:28:19.040 I like trades, Yeah, trades, use them for two very 2966 02:28:19.120 --> 02:28:29.479 different things. We like this trade. Yeah fucking stupid? What? 2967 02:28:29.840 --> 02:28:30.360 Oh my god? 2968 02:28:30.399 --> 02:28:34.360 What did Chris think of my friendly neighborhood ass avy 2969 02:28:34.440 --> 02:28:37.079 gn big meat? He thinks the moon's frequencies tell me 2970 02:28:37.120 --> 02:28:40.000 to kill Sweeney. I forgot to mention for this. For 2971 02:28:40.079 --> 02:28:41.959 fifty dollars, about you get a full access to Kingston's 2972 02:28:41.959 --> 02:28:45.840 anal cavity gay actor Rosebud Delicious Charlie Kirk, captain of 2973 02:28:45.879 --> 02:28:48.600 the g Y g a Y Enterprise. Sorry, I can't. 2974 02:28:48.799 --> 02:28:52.479 I had a burrito Dell the funky homosexual Heath paying 2975 02:28:52.760 --> 02:28:55.920 more for concessions than his four d X tickets. GIDS 2976 02:28:56.040 --> 02:28:58.440 synagogue mashooting committed by a big black trans man you know, 2977 02:28:58.520 --> 02:29:01.639 three means three sween moon shirt and a scumbag hat. 2978 02:29:03.360 --> 02:29:04.360 That would be unfortunate. 2979 02:29:04.760 --> 02:29:06.559 That made me really sack, because I like, I'm going 2980 02:29:06.600 --> 02:29:09.719 to jail. Probably. Yeah, you Yeah, definitely we would. 2981 02:29:09.879 --> 02:29:12.120 We would turn you over so quick too, that's crazy. 2982 02:29:13.159 --> 02:29:17.680 I would be like, I got I have information, Uh 2983 02:29:18.639 --> 02:29:21.639 youd on Halloween costumes or costumes for Halloween. 2984 02:29:21.760 --> 02:29:22.440 Yeah, we might do it. 2985 02:29:23.040 --> 02:29:26.000 Why don't Plankton run into Christy Krusty Krab with a 2986 02:29:26.079 --> 02:29:28.840 gun and blow everyone ship smooth off? I had that 2987 02:29:28.920 --> 02:29:32.079 boy Leak and Charlie square Gate. Gay Charlie Kirk bleeds out, 2988 02:29:32.559 --> 02:29:37.360 bleeds come out his neck, Obama when he met Michelle, 2989 02:29:37.559 --> 02:29:40.159 let me be queer cases is becoming genuinely entertaining to 2990 02:29:40.200 --> 02:29:42.280 listen to please fire him. Now shot up, Uncle Charlie. 2991 02:29:42.840 --> 02:29:44.719 He was not shot. His next just did that? Where 2992 02:29:44.840 --> 02:29:47.000 is gay cover with Jack's films? 2993 02:29:48.239 --> 02:29:50.399 I think we did cover? 2994 02:29:51.159 --> 02:29:52.520 Oh that's right, But then oh. 2995 02:29:52.840 --> 02:29:53.680 That's that's what it was. 2996 02:29:53.719 --> 02:29:55.639 Because then we I think I found an idea that 2997 02:29:55.719 --> 02:29:58.120 was like, already done something, and we were like it 2998 02:29:58.200 --> 02:30:01.959 was grinch thing, a grinch thing, and I think Joel 2999 02:30:01.959 --> 02:30:04.680 Haver did it already, and we're like, ah, it would 3000 02:30:04.680 --> 02:30:07.879 just be too derivative. At that point, Cardboard Pie, I 3001 02:30:08.040 --> 02:30:10.239 came in his gay ass so hard that I made 3002 02:30:10.319 --> 02:30:14.559 m prank. Really your next boys, Department of Poor Yakub's 3003 02:30:14.559 --> 02:30:18.840 strongest Caucasian creation now exclusively hooking up with black chicks. 3004 02:30:18.959 --> 02:30:22.159 Congratulations nice pp. 3005 02:30:22.360 --> 02:30:26.600 Pablo Ramirez defend the Book of Tone, slurmaxing dead bird, 3006 02:30:26.680 --> 02:30:27.959 do not eat if you don't need to puts it 3007 02:30:28.000 --> 02:30:30.520 from the back, You're not hungry enough. Goon devil the 3008 02:30:30.639 --> 02:30:33.079 man with out come. They protect the land. They have 3009 02:30:33.239 --> 02:30:35.360 sex with men. Those who have sex with men, those 3010 02:30:35.399 --> 02:30:37.719 who have sex with men, those who have sex Look 3011 02:30:37.840 --> 02:30:42.920 up fact fasten us and behold guy known for having 3012 02:30:42.959 --> 02:30:46.879 a big head shot Uh notices bulge. 3013 02:30:47.079 --> 02:30:47.840 Oh oh, what's this? 3014 02:30:48.360 --> 02:30:50.600 Why is she starting to sound like Canna Owens Smitchy 3015 02:30:50.680 --> 02:30:51.600 the kid I had. 3016 02:30:53.120 --> 02:30:55.639 Shadly he here's my. 3017 02:30:55.760 --> 02:30:58.840 Name, chat, It's Charlie Kirk, but with like numbers. I 3018 02:30:58.879 --> 02:31:02.200 guess in elite speak in my name and Patreon changed 3019 02:31:02.239 --> 02:31:03.319 into a jumble of letters. 3020 02:31:04.280 --> 02:31:05.120 I don't know what that means. 3021 02:31:05.559 --> 02:31:08.000 Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. I guess it's time 3022 02:31:08.120 --> 02:31:14.239 I finally stopped breastfeeding. Hamster in a sock is now 3023 02:31:14.319 --> 02:31:16.600 plus five after extensive use. Factly, actually the gate clown 3024 02:31:16.760 --> 02:31:19.479 USh a clown stunt double died of colon cancer. Took 3025 02:31:19.520 --> 02:31:23.239 his ass out when's Tragedy of Revenge Part two coming out? 3026 02:31:23.399 --> 02:31:28.719 Never cracked the Canadian Come on, load there we go, 3027 02:31:28.840 --> 02:31:31.239 go go gadget car crash. It's your boy, Shawne d 3028 02:31:31.600 --> 02:31:34.680 comshot gaming tam at Grock. Is this Frew Sweety talks 3029 02:31:34.719 --> 02:31:37.000 like he doesn't have a first language. I get it, Derek. 3030 02:31:37.360 --> 02:31:39.479 We live in a simulation. Now, please let my wife 3031 02:31:39.520 --> 02:31:44.159 and kids go kim kidnaping a family. 3032 02:31:43.879 --> 02:31:45.159 To convince that they're in a simulation. 3033 02:31:46.319 --> 02:31:50.600 Learning that Kingston's voice actor is white? Is fucking wild white? 3034 02:31:51.879 --> 02:31:51.920 No? 3035 02:31:52.000 --> 02:31:56.000 No, no, your actor is few, said the firefighter behind 3036 02:31:56.120 --> 02:32:02.120 Charlie Kirk. Why didn't find observed the impact? Curious fumbled 3037 02:32:02.200 --> 02:32:04.559 a six ly transgirl. Should I kill myself? Dripp amh 3038 02:32:04.600 --> 02:32:06.680 a lord of all ales? Tarlick Her claimed to be 3039 02:32:06.719 --> 02:32:09.000 pro life, yet he just died. Curious she ride my 3040 02:32:09.200 --> 02:32:11.639 meat to the balls till they marin arrow Obi, won't 3041 02:32:11.639 --> 02:32:16.760 you blow me? Jackson Vernon, it's the first normal person, 3042 02:32:16.799 --> 02:32:18.719 by the way, it's the first like that's the that's 3043 02:32:18.719 --> 02:32:20.040 the first time I just says, like, my name is 3044 02:32:20.079 --> 02:32:20.639 Jackson Vernon. 3045 02:32:20.680 --> 02:32:21.440 I like that. I like the show. 3046 02:32:21.440 --> 02:32:22.159 I'm going to support it. 3047 02:32:22.799 --> 02:32:23.840 Strong name. 3048 02:32:25.159 --> 02:32:30.360 The oldly person who has the courtesy so gaatee they 3049 02:32:30.360 --> 02:32:32.680 call him slipping Jimmy Kremlin to Gremlin, can I have 3050 02:32:32.760 --> 02:32:33.200 five dollars? 3051 02:32:33.319 --> 02:32:33.559 Thanks? 3052 02:32:33.680 --> 02:32:36.239 Loses it on slot machines, Hey player, drop the chips 3053 02:32:36.239 --> 02:32:39.159 and get me some Ammo. Chris is in the top 3054 02:32:39.239 --> 02:32:42.159 five wiggers of all times. Something to Snark Tank to 3055 02:32:42.200 --> 02:32:44.879 Bootleg Spider Man two. Instead of watching the episode, found 3056 02:32:44.920 --> 02:32:47.239 out that Wu Tang Clan and Uh System of a 3057 02:32:47.280 --> 02:32:49.600 downdated collab and had Serge saying the N word a 3058 02:32:49.639 --> 02:32:50.120 bunch of times. 3059 02:32:50.159 --> 02:32:52.959 It's called shame on N word? Is that right? Same? 3060 02:32:53.280 --> 02:32:56.879 Inward to try to bla you want to inward wage 3061 02:32:56.879 --> 02:33:00.360 SLA five eighty three? Pope? Did he't? Wait? Did I 3062 02:33:00.520 --> 02:33:01.120 hear that wrong? 3063 02:33:03.079 --> 02:33:05.680 No, Surge, I guess said it so, meaning that like 3064 02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:07.600 what they were like doing a show together, and then 3065 02:33:07.639 --> 02:33:11.360 he was singing shame on a nigga. I really don't know, 3066 02:33:12.200 --> 02:33:15.000 I know as much as we all do. Yeah about 3067 02:33:15.000 --> 02:33:21.799 what this means? Waged like five three propane by handk Hill. 3068 02:33:21.879 --> 02:33:23.639 I love the way it barbecues. I love the way 3069 02:33:24.159 --> 02:33:26.639 you light the gas. I love that clean burning fuel. 3070 02:33:26.680 --> 02:33:27.600 I'd cell propane. 3071 02:33:28.399 --> 02:33:29.280 Peppinie Bros. 3072 02:33:29.360 --> 02:33:32.879 Presents crash Course, Cybertron History Rise to Scepticon's Don Donkerson, 3073 02:33:32.879 --> 02:33:37.040 the Colon swinging slasher Mason, the metal head sang Gadio 3074 02:33:37.120 --> 02:33:40.479 active at Karaoke Pep. They they call it mass effect 3075 02:33:40.840 --> 02:33:45.079 because the mass being affected is Weiener Prayers for Charlie's family. 3076 02:33:45.159 --> 02:33:46.479 Can we all make a story with our names? 3077 02:33:46.559 --> 02:33:53.120 Yes, delusional lesbian Lias fan Charlie that shape, Oh that happened. 3078 02:33:53.280 --> 02:33:56.319 They just collabed and did shame and a straight up 3079 02:33:56.399 --> 02:34:01.200 opens up, fucking blasted nigga. You wanted to like it's 3080 02:34:01.280 --> 02:34:04.200 it's I was like, oh, okay, hoh the fuck? Have 3081 02:34:04.280 --> 02:34:05.239 I not heard of this before? 3082 02:34:07.000 --> 02:34:07.760 How recent is it? 3083 02:34:07.840 --> 02:34:12.079 It's like, uh so this official posted on this YouTube. 3084 02:34:12.079 --> 02:34:13.440 I don't know if this is the actual release date, 3085 02:34:13.520 --> 02:34:17.200 but oh my god, it's saying it was released in 3086 02:34:17.399 --> 02:34:18.120 two thousand. 3087 02:34:19.959 --> 02:34:21.120 Oh my god, that's a while. 3088 02:34:21.159 --> 02:34:23.600 That song. That song is really old. Well, but like 3089 02:34:23.840 --> 02:34:29.079 doing a version of it with System, holy shit. I 3090 02:34:29.120 --> 02:34:30.360 mean that's back when they were at their height of 3091 02:34:30.399 --> 02:34:33.319 their popularity. Was at that time, I just think you 3092 02:34:33.479 --> 02:34:36.319 came out or something. No, but that's when I that's 3093 02:34:36.319 --> 02:34:37.479 when they were like everywhere. 3094 02:34:38.959 --> 02:34:43.079 I guess that come out shouldy podcast to get shot 3095 02:34:43.079 --> 02:34:47.600 and suddenly free speeches illegal? Uh, Charlie Murk, John Strickland 3096 02:34:47.680 --> 02:34:49.479 Merch eighteen eighty nine, What's your Signs? 3097 02:34:52.000 --> 02:34:53.479 So like it was probably they did like as a 3098 02:34:53.520 --> 02:34:58.399 promotion or some ship. The first Church of Key feature 3099 02:34:58.440 --> 02:35:01.239 so ridiculous saying that, Oh my god, I'm sorry hear 3100 02:35:01.440 --> 02:35:05.239 him say it's so crazy. It's like, what the fuck 3101 02:35:05.319 --> 02:35:07.360 have I hear? He's rushing through it, like he's like, 3102 02:35:07.399 --> 02:35:10.040 I gotta say it's quick. I don't want to quick. 3103 02:35:12.079 --> 02:35:13.479 What's on your tooth? You got something on your tooth? 3104 02:35:14.840 --> 02:35:19.559 Here? Yeah, dude, it's red as fuck. The top comment 3105 02:35:19.639 --> 02:35:22.040 says Surge being uncomfortable saying the N word and woo 3106 02:35:22.200 --> 02:35:25.239 Peer pressuring him to say is the funniest trial by 3107 02:35:25.280 --> 02:35:28.440 fire ever. Like I wonder if that's like what happened. 3108 02:35:30.239 --> 02:35:32.239 I don't think he wanted to say it. 3109 02:35:32.559 --> 02:35:33.719 I mean, it has to be that right. He was 3110 02:35:33.719 --> 02:35:35.479 probably like, no, guys, I don't want to do that. 3111 02:35:35.600 --> 02:35:38.040 I'll I'll scream and say weird ship and yell sugar 3112 02:35:38.319 --> 02:35:40.079 and they're like, no, Nigga's gonna say nigga right now, 3113 02:35:40.559 --> 02:35:40.879 and like. 3114 02:35:42.719 --> 02:35:45.200 Nine guns pointed at him. Essentially, he was like, all right, 3115 02:35:45.360 --> 02:35:47.319 I'll just I'll just do it. 3116 02:35:47.360 --> 02:35:51.319 I guess the first the first David Presents Pitbull featuring 3117 02:35:51.479 --> 02:35:57.319 Kesha Kesha Timber, the Kingston Jamison version, Yeah, classic, Yeah, 3118 02:35:57.520 --> 02:35:58.159 of course. 3119 02:35:58.040 --> 02:36:01.040 Rick Rubin did poking Kings. Oh my god, I have 3120 02:36:01.200 --> 02:36:02.479 to see this. I have to see if they were 3121 02:36:02.680 --> 02:36:06.799 have footage of this poking Kings in with a needle. 3122 02:36:06.879 --> 02:36:07.520 So he deflates. 3123 02:36:07.559 --> 02:36:09.200 Can Sweeney hold his breast for ten minutes? 3124 02:36:09.239 --> 02:36:13.200 Please just die? You can't wait. 3125 02:36:13.440 --> 02:36:14.760 You can't hold the breath for a time minutes I. 3126 02:36:14.760 --> 02:36:17.319 Can, Oh, you're a pussy. I can probably go like 3127 02:36:17.399 --> 02:36:19.799 two minutes. Maybe I can go maybe eight hours. 3128 02:36:19.840 --> 02:36:21.840 I remember when like David Blaine was trying to like 3129 02:36:22.159 --> 02:36:24.719 hold his breath for like I don't know you have 3130 02:36:25.559 --> 02:36:26.840 So I was like, what a pussy. I was like, well, 3131 02:36:26.840 --> 02:36:28.399 you couldn't even make it like ten minutes or something. 3132 02:36:28.719 --> 02:36:29.719 Look at the funk out of my face. 3133 02:36:29.799 --> 02:36:33.040 You can't hold your breath for ten minutes, you stupid bitch. 3134 02:36:33.200 --> 02:36:38.399 I begged difference. I'm amazing. I'm the greatest ever. 3135 02:36:38.840 --> 02:36:39.040 I know. 3136 02:36:39.280 --> 02:36:41.040 I know, like the record is like what, like I 3137 02:36:41.079 --> 02:36:43.680 think about ten the trick, the. 3138 02:36:43.719 --> 02:36:46.639 Trick that the trick that the trick that David Blaine 3139 02:36:46.680 --> 02:36:50.079 had was that he got a really really thin, really 3140 02:36:50.440 --> 02:36:56.280 thin like a really thin needle and he poked a 3141 02:36:56.319 --> 02:37:00.879 hole in his body into his lungs and they just 3142 02:37:01.079 --> 02:37:03.520 breathe through a real for. 3143 02:37:03.600 --> 02:37:07.280 Half an hour. That's it's gonna do damage to you. 3144 02:37:07.959 --> 02:37:09.559 That's gonna do. Does not do damage to your brain. 3145 02:37:09.639 --> 02:37:11.319 Don't even know how that works. 3146 02:37:12.440 --> 02:37:14.760 Well, no, you're you're fucking you're getting oxygen through your 3147 02:37:14.799 --> 02:37:15.559 bloodcakes did. 3148 02:37:18.040 --> 02:37:19.600 Yeah, But like I'm pretty sure if you don't breathe 3149 02:37:19.600 --> 02:37:21.040 for it, because I know I have a certain amount 3150 02:37:21.040 --> 02:37:22.600 of time, you do. Damn you do, like you start 3151 02:37:23.520 --> 02:37:27.760 getting brain damaged. That's just not really forever oxygen to 3152 02:37:27.879 --> 02:37:29.959 your brain. But you get it through the blood. True. 3153 02:37:31.399 --> 02:37:34.399 I just I'm sure it does damage to your lungs. 3154 02:37:34.959 --> 02:37:39.319 I mean, I don't know, or strengthens some wonder because 3155 02:37:39.319 --> 02:37:42.600 those people practice, like, you know, a lot to get there. 3156 02:37:43.399 --> 02:37:46.760 The average thirty seconds, that's really low. That's about thirty 3157 02:37:46.799 --> 02:37:49.520 to ninety seconds. Is that's crazy. The thirty seconds sounds 3158 02:37:49.680 --> 02:37:53.200 like absolutely right, that's crazy. That my refer way long 3159 02:37:54.000 --> 02:38:00.280 right now. Thirty seconds easily, Yeah, he can't see even 3160 02:38:00.520 --> 02:38:04.520 we can't we can't be. I know I can. I can. 3161 02:38:04.559 --> 02:38:05.479 I can honestly do that. 3162 02:38:05.559 --> 02:38:08.680 At one time, one time we had a competition and 3163 02:38:08.719 --> 02:38:11.319 I was just bringing through my fucking nose. I was 3164 02:38:11.399 --> 02:38:13.479 just like, oh, I can hold my breath like one minute, 3165 02:38:13.479 --> 02:38:14.799 and I was like, I'm not gonna I just breathe 3166 02:38:14.799 --> 02:38:15.280 through my nose. 3167 02:38:15.319 --> 02:38:19.719 And I'm like, see, fucking dumbasses. When I was when 3168 02:38:19.760 --> 02:38:23.479 I was that's crazy, idiot. When I was healthy, I 3169 02:38:23.479 --> 02:38:26.920 could do three minutes easily, probably like three minutes, probably 3170 02:38:27.079 --> 02:38:30.360 three minutes, kind of crazy, like it's it's really, it's 3171 02:38:30.559 --> 02:38:34.680 really not. It's no, it's really top tier. You're fucking ripping. Really, 3172 02:38:35.040 --> 02:38:40.319 it's really not like you read alarm minute fucking three minutes. 3173 02:38:40.440 --> 02:38:46.360 It's really not. That's crazy. Everyone like top tier shape 3174 02:38:46.360 --> 02:38:49.120 and you're acting like it's not. No, it's really not 3175 02:38:49.280 --> 02:38:54.719 holding your refagema is not top tier. I second average. 3176 02:38:54.719 --> 02:38:56.360 And now he's saying three minutes ain't no big deal. 3177 02:38:56.479 --> 02:38:59.920 I swear to god, it's nice. You hear yourself, dude 3178 02:39:00.319 --> 02:39:03.600 with Derek. With athletes, I swear to god, that shit 3179 02:39:03.719 --> 02:39:06.600 is not that impress athletes. That is really not that impressive. 3180 02:39:07.920 --> 02:39:11.239 I'm talking about like like high school athletes, like people 3181 02:39:11.319 --> 02:39:14.680 that are like, like, man, that is really not because 3182 02:39:14.680 --> 02:39:16.600 I can hold my breath easier. Now I swear for 3183 02:39:16.680 --> 02:39:22.680 a minute, I swear no problem right now. Look it's crazy. 3184 02:39:22.680 --> 02:39:25.760 You're like three three minutes is like impressive. Still you 3185 02:39:25.840 --> 02:39:28.159 have some sort of cardio strength. But that's not even crazy. 3186 02:39:28.200 --> 02:39:31.680 You could do it. You would be in an elite class. 3187 02:39:31.840 --> 02:39:34.920 But you're saying not so even when the average is 3188 02:39:35.000 --> 02:39:39.600 not even a minute and you're like, oh times fucking 3189 02:39:39.680 --> 02:39:45.639 how many times my six? That isn't crazy. Really, that's 3190 02:39:45.879 --> 02:39:48.120 really not I really don't think that's that hard time. 3191 02:39:48.200 --> 02:39:50.399 I think for people that are like really not in shape, 3192 02:39:50.799 --> 02:39:52.879 people that are not in shape, I think that's one thing. 3193 02:39:52.959 --> 02:39:55.680 But I swear, I like literally I swear. I feel 3194 02:39:55.680 --> 02:39:57.120 like that's not even I think of it this way. 3195 02:39:57.159 --> 02:40:00.360 If the average speed of human running now, just just 3196 02:40:00.719 --> 02:40:04.600 multiply it by three. But that's but that is a 3197 02:40:04.840 --> 02:40:08.559 very different thing. It's not very different averages are there 3198 02:40:08.600 --> 02:40:10.639 for a reason. And if you if you if it's 3199 02:40:10.719 --> 02:40:15.680 multiple marketplicative, I think I think, okay, so impressive in 3200 02:40:15.799 --> 02:40:20.760 any metric. So like the different average from once, now 3201 02:40:20.799 --> 02:40:22.239 imagine if you can doe. 3202 02:40:24.280 --> 02:40:29.120 Time, so to be clear, the average person can hold 3203 02:40:29.120 --> 02:40:33.120 their breath is thirty to ninety seconds. Thirty seconds at 3204 02:40:33.159 --> 02:40:33.760 least in. 3205 02:40:33.799 --> 02:40:36.479 That way of a window to be not as insane, 3206 02:40:36.959 --> 02:40:39.639 like if somebody can hold it, Yeah, so I like that. 3207 02:40:39.799 --> 02:40:41.639 Let's just so you put it in ninety seconds, which 3208 02:40:41.719 --> 02:40:43.840 is that's a good long amount of time. Or like say, 3209 02:40:43.840 --> 02:40:47.040 if you fall underwater and you could like swim to 3210 02:40:47.120 --> 02:40:49.079 the service and not drown, like if you fall in 3211 02:40:49.159 --> 02:40:52.559 the ocean, hopefully you don't get caught off guard, because 3212 02:40:52.559 --> 02:40:58.840 that's a huge difference. Yes, very big game of basketball. 3213 02:40:58.920 --> 02:41:02.600 That's a very different game. I mean, we got to 3214 02:41:02.680 --> 02:41:05.840 if we remember that. Yeah, I'm seeing, I'm seeing so 3215 02:41:05.920 --> 02:41:07.120 right now I'm looking into like a lot of this 3216 02:41:07.159 --> 02:41:08.719 is this also read niggas to be lying through they 3217 02:41:08.719 --> 02:41:11.079 fucking teeth, which is a lot of them are most 3218 02:41:11.120 --> 02:41:13.239 of the time, but like a lot of what a 3219 02:41:13.280 --> 02:41:15.600 lot of like high school athletes like yeah, like two minutes, 3220 02:41:15.680 --> 02:41:17.280 Like two minutes is a fine way to hold a 3221 02:41:17.360 --> 02:41:19.959 means to hold your breath because I think I think 3222 02:41:20.000 --> 02:41:21.799 it's you're like if you actually have like a decent 3223 02:41:21.840 --> 02:41:24.559 amount of cardio, Like most people don't have a cardio 3224 02:41:24.760 --> 02:41:27.920 like life, especially younger people like, that's not rat I 3225 02:41:28.000 --> 02:41:31.600 think those people are training to hold their breaths though, 3226 02:41:32.559 --> 02:41:34.319 and so I think it's a very nice thing. It's 3227 02:41:34.440 --> 02:41:36.520 like people that have I guess I was just holding 3228 02:41:36.559 --> 02:41:39.559 my breath. I don't know why you're doing that, but yeah, 3229 02:41:39.600 --> 02:41:40.760 we can we can tell. 3230 02:41:40.840 --> 02:41:44.159 Yeah, that's crazy, Like you know, people have like insane verticals, 3231 02:41:44.280 --> 02:41:46.639 like it's it's like you're in a lea class, like 3232 02:41:46.639 --> 02:41:48.440 if you're like, oh, this motherfucker droin like forty eight 3233 02:41:48.479 --> 02:41:50.719 inches or something like, that's crazy, you know. 3234 02:41:51.600 --> 02:41:53.559 I mean that's insane. Yeah, But I'm just trying to say. 3235 02:41:53.559 --> 02:41:55.399 It's like I feel like it's because I feel like 3236 02:41:55.440 --> 02:41:58.399 when I was, when I was like running still and 3237 02:41:58.600 --> 02:42:01.520 like healthy, I was like, yeah, I get like, I'm 3238 02:42:01.520 --> 02:42:03.200 not even doubting that you couldn't. I would just fit. 3239 02:42:03.239 --> 02:42:06.040 I would just put you you're well about like obviously 3240 02:42:06.040 --> 02:42:07.520 you're well above average. I would just say, like that 3241 02:42:07.719 --> 02:42:09.920 is a feat that the vast majority of people in 3242 02:42:09.959 --> 02:42:10.719 this world cannot do. 3243 02:42:11.000 --> 02:42:13.159 I think I would agree with that. I agree with that, 3244 02:42:13.239 --> 02:42:15.040 but I feel like that's not clear. If some nigga 3245 02:42:15.079 --> 02:42:19.200 did it for a half an hour, me doing it, 3246 02:42:19.399 --> 02:42:22.280 me doing it for two minutes is not a feat 3247 02:42:22.440 --> 02:42:26.239 in comparison, I don't believe they did that ship, Like, 3248 02:42:26.360 --> 02:42:30.879 come on, that's crazy just watching somebody possibly die wait 3249 02:42:30.959 --> 02:42:32.799 a half an hour for it to happen. Angel Is 3250 02:42:32.879 --> 02:42:34.760 he does he have the record? Is that what it is? 3251 02:42:34.959 --> 02:42:36.920 I know that. I know that Margot Robbie was in 3252 02:42:37.000 --> 02:42:38.600 a film where she held a breath for eight minutes. 3253 02:42:40.399 --> 02:42:44.559 What would they do that? I don't know she had 3254 02:42:44.719 --> 02:42:47.319 she had she had to hold her breath like, but 3255 02:42:47.520 --> 02:42:52.879 she trained to do it for you. They did it 3256 02:42:53.000 --> 02:42:56.639 for ten seconds on the side of them. 3257 02:42:59.079 --> 02:43:01.239 I've seen shots and films where like actors have to 3258 02:43:01.239 --> 02:43:03.000 hold their breadth like it's like an underwater scene and 3259 02:43:03.000 --> 02:43:04.879 they have to hold and they're there for like a while. 3260 02:43:04.959 --> 02:43:06.719 So I do think like you could probably train yourself 3261 02:43:06.719 --> 02:43:07.840 to do it for a half hour scenes. 3262 02:43:08.639 --> 02:43:10.360 I'm sorry told the McGuire's good because he was doing 3263 02:43:10.360 --> 02:43:13.079 the upside down kiss like that motherfucker was like essentially 3264 02:43:13.120 --> 02:43:13.959 getting waterboarded. 3265 02:43:14.559 --> 02:43:19.399 So like when the scene was over, they cut him back, 3266 02:43:19.440 --> 02:43:27.959 just hit the floor, They on his head done, never 3267 02:43:28.079 --> 02:43:30.639 even warn him. They just cut the wave immediately. I mean, 3268 02:43:30.639 --> 02:43:32.360 there's no point of warning and he's not even away, 3269 02:43:32.520 --> 02:43:37.280 they cut him down. That's crazy cut scenes and he 3270 02:43:37.399 --> 02:43:40.000 crumbles the ground scenes over so they just wheel everything 3271 02:43:40.079 --> 02:43:43.719 fast and then Raymy comes up and kicks him three 3272 02:43:43.760 --> 02:43:47.680 times a wake up. The kicks him there. It's like 3273 02:43:47.959 --> 02:43:49.920 it's like a fucking metal gear. Soall the three where 3274 02:43:49.920 --> 02:43:51.000 you have to kick him like a couple of times 3275 02:43:51.000 --> 02:43:53.520 to wake up after each other, freaking what's his name? 3276 02:43:53.559 --> 02:43:55.239 What was the guy's name? The guy that played ash? 3277 02:43:56.399 --> 02:43:56.520 Uh? 3278 02:43:56.959 --> 02:43:57.559 What are you saying? 3279 02:43:58.200 --> 02:44:00.959 Evil dead Bruce Bruce Campbell. 3280 02:44:01.040 --> 02:44:03.319 Campbell wakes up way faster than you do, fucking loser, 3281 02:44:09.239 --> 02:44:12.120 Come on, yeh, Bruce Campbell. And they at least once 3282 02:44:12.159 --> 02:44:13.719 they definitely they definitely see ech other's penises. 3283 02:44:13.799 --> 02:44:16.079 That's all I got to say, Blake, eight nine six, 3284 02:44:16.360 --> 02:44:17.879 I got locked owt doing great red chips to the 3285 02:44:17.920 --> 02:44:19.920 six second Factory, and all got was Lockdow's previously mentioned 3286 02:44:20.280 --> 02:44:22.680 tub girl. 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Vito Mere, Marie Chick. 3308 02:45:42.120 --> 02:45:43.479 He sounds serbian or something. 3309 02:45:43.520 --> 02:45:46.000 Not a it's a fucking AI. What the fuck is that? 3310 02:45:46.079 --> 02:45:49.239 That's not real? Before popular Chris, it's real. It happened 3311 02:45:49.760 --> 02:45:53.680 he just posted four fucking weeks ago. Never mind. 3312 02:45:54.040 --> 02:45:57.440 First, this is what the record was that broken. He's 3313 02:45:57.479 --> 02:46:00.319 in one of those dumb kiddie pulls, essentially in a 3314 02:46:00.360 --> 02:46:01.920 wet suit. I don't know if I I don't know 3315 02:46:01.959 --> 02:46:04.040 if I like the way they're doing this, but you 3316 02:46:04.079 --> 02:46:04.559 can watch it. 3317 02:46:05.319 --> 02:46:10.719 I'm sure. I just yeah, I don't. I don't believe it. 3318 02:46:10.959 --> 02:46:14.559 I kind of I feel like he's cheating somehow. Yeah, 3319 02:46:14.559 --> 02:46:16.719 A lot of people say the average swimmer is able 3320 02:46:16.719 --> 02:46:18.040 to hold it out for like four minutes and. 3321 02:46:18.399 --> 02:46:23.760 Even breathing hard bullshit, Like after he's done, he's like completely. 3322 02:46:23.840 --> 02:46:25.680 I mean, some people are just like that because I 3323 02:46:25.760 --> 02:46:27.719 think I think what happened is that, like you probably 3324 02:46:27.799 --> 02:46:29.600 freak out when you start going through the processes of 3325 02:46:29.680 --> 02:46:32.200 having lack of oxygen, and then you have to train 3326 02:46:32.239 --> 02:46:34.520 yourself to get through that and you might be fine 3327 02:46:34.559 --> 02:46:35.440 relatively let's go. 3328 02:46:35.840 --> 02:46:40.280 Because for us on the podcast, yeah, that's just all 3329 02:46:40.399 --> 02:46:41.680 accuse him of being fake. 3330 02:46:41.920 --> 02:46:45.440 So why do you fake? Why are you a liar? 3331 02:46:45.680 --> 02:46:49.360 We interview? Why are you a liar? We interview somebody? 3332 02:46:49.399 --> 02:46:51.360 Like we interview the guy who fucking did the what 3333 02:46:51.479 --> 02:46:53.159 is it the red Bull jump from Like when he 3334 02:46:53.239 --> 02:46:55.120 jump from space or whatever, and we have him on 3335 02:46:55.159 --> 02:46:56.959 the show. It's like, so, why did you pretend to 3336 02:46:57.079 --> 02:46:57.799 jump from space? 3337 02:46:59.159 --> 02:47:01.520 Excuse me? Like, why did you do what you do? 3338 02:47:01.879 --> 02:47:03.479 Why did you lie to these There was no point 3339 02:47:03.479 --> 02:47:07.040 in lying like that at all. I love that premise 3340 02:47:07.079 --> 02:47:11.440 of getting people people who've done like these crazy feeds 3341 02:47:11.479 --> 02:47:15.680 and they're just like completely just disregarding their accomplishment, but 3342 02:47:15.760 --> 02:47:17.559 still having them on the show to explain themselves and 3343 02:47:17.600 --> 02:47:20.559 why they why they're so deceitful. Why did you lie 3344 02:47:20.600 --> 02:47:22.040 to me like that? Why did you break my heart? 3345 02:47:22.040 --> 02:47:27.360 Why did you I was I was really in love 3346 02:47:27.440 --> 02:47:31.280 with you, like actually, like I wanted to be you. 3347 02:47:31.360 --> 02:47:33.479 I wanted to wear your skin. Now I just want 3348 02:47:33.520 --> 02:47:34.840 to wear your skin for the wrong reason. 3349 02:47:34.879 --> 02:47:38.639 It's like a hell, all right, Well on that note, 3350 02:47:39.120 --> 02:47:40.399 bye everybody, We'll see you next time. 3351 02:47:41.479 --> 02:47:44.959 Peace, Fuck you later.