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Speaker 1: The assistant fire chief in Harvey, Louisiana, was arrested last week.
Speaker 1: This is slightly embarrassing.
Speaker 2: To do a lot.
Speaker 1: He was busted allegedly stealing Pokemon cards from Target. Seriously,
Speaker 1: come on now, it's even worse than it sounds on
Speaker 1: the surface. Thirty eight year old Justin Taylor booked on
Speaker 1: four counts of theft, computer fraud, and universal product code fraud.
Speaker 1: He is accused of making his own labels and placing
Speaker 1: them on the cards to make them cheaper, according to police.
Speaker 2: So that's where the computer fraud comes.
Speaker 1: In, yep, and the tampering with universal pricing code.
Speaker 2: And on top all those charges, you're pretty much gonna
Speaker 2: lose your job.
Speaker 1: Looks that you already didn't. Looks that way. You can't
Speaker 1: have a Pokemon card thief coming out to put the
Speaker 1: fire out.
Speaker 2: Nah, he's gonna be sitting there playing with this. Whatever
Speaker 2: you do with Pokemon card, get them all, he's gonna
Speaker 2: be at the fire at the scene of the fire
Speaker 2: pet searching around for a hidden Pokemon card.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 2: I had to take my headphones off. I was getting
Speaker 2: too warm in here with the ac out. You're gonna
Speaker 2: be all right on. Elevators still not working. Just give
Speaker 2: you a heads up. We lost power overnight in the building.
Speaker 1: I arrived this morning, pulled in the lot to complete
Speaker 1: pitch like Hurricane level power outage. Uh huh, pitch black.
Speaker 1: And I found my way up to the fourth floor somehow.
Speaker 2: And then he got here at what time, at two
Speaker 2: thirty in the morning, and couldn't do anything, no computer,
Speaker 2: no nothing.
Speaker 1: The old power. The only power we had was running
Speaker 1: this soundboard sending a signal to our transmitter to keep
Speaker 1: us on the air. That was it. And I known
Speaker 1: I might have slept a little longer extra sleep. Well, daf,
Speaker 1: that's my biggest problem today. I think I'm doing all right.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent of me being a little warm right
Speaker 2: now is tough. Listen real quick. I did sleep a
Speaker 2: little longer and then pulled up like normal, you know,
Speaker 2: hit the elevator button. Went h No, I had to
Speaker 2: run four flights of stairs and I had so much
Speaker 2: stuff in my arms. It's like great at two two five,
Speaker 2: two six, uh cushking text in. I'm willing to bet
Speaker 2: he's a virgin.
Speaker 1: Assistant fire chief. Hey, real quick here, I want you
Speaker 1: all to think about this. I have the answer. What's
Speaker 1: your average attention span when you're watching, say a movie
Speaker 1: or a show, or maybe listening or watching a podcast
Speaker 1: or reading for that matter, how long can you go
Speaker 1: before you have to do something else and specifically grab
Speaker 1: your phone to check it. How long does the average
Speaker 1: American now make it the attention span while doing those activities.
Speaker 2: Sadly enough, I've found myself doing that more and more.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say six minutes, four to six minutes.
Speaker 1: Actually right around fifteen minutes, okay, yeah, fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: I think I'm just gonna start putting my phone across
Speaker 2: the room if I'm watching the show, just so I
Speaker 2: can focus on the show or focus on whatever I'm doing.
Speaker 2: Just put this little sucker right here, look just like
Speaker 2: that all the way over there.
Speaker 1: Teenagers injured in an explosion during a party in Kodiak, Alaska,
Speaker 1: at White Sam's Beach. There's a beach fire or a
Speaker 1: beach party bonfire type deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alaska beach party just sounds old.
Speaker 1: About forty teens gathered drinking beer on the beach at
Speaker 1: one fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, though, beach and it's like
Speaker 2: they're they're.
Speaker 1: Rugged individuals there. It's not the dead, it's not the
Speaker 1: dead of winter yet. Yeah, okay, party on the Arctic
Speaker 1: Ocean anyway. One of the teenagers has now been arrested
Speaker 1: in the explosion that injured and hospitalized eighteens when he
Speaker 1: thought it'd be a good idea to put a fifty
Speaker 1: five gallon drum of fuel into the fire. Genius big.
Speaker 2: See, that's when they needed the assistant fire marshall.
Speaker 1: I know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 2: This would be a good idea. Didn't see the assistant
Speaker 2: fire chief. If he wasn't stealing Pokemon cards, he could
Speaker 2: have been there to save the day.
Speaker 1: Fifty five gallon trum of fuel under the beach bonfire.
Speaker 2: That's just throwing a little gas in a fire is
Speaker 2: a bad idea. We've all seen it done. Most of
Speaker 2: us have been there when somebody did it fifty five
Speaker 2: gallon drum.
Speaker 1: And then there's this more on this on our Facebook page. Generally,
Speaker 1: when you're on a commercial flight and you're approaching your
Speaker 1: destination the flight deck.
Speaker 3: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. From a flight deck. This
Speaker 3: is your captain. We're making our final approach shows you
Speaker 3: I might act to you. Please return your seatbacks to
Speaker 3: their proper position, put on your seatbelnce, and prepare for arrival.
Speaker 3: Treit ambles as well, and our cabin crew will be
Speaker 3: making one last pass through to collect any trash or incidentals. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we've all been through that, right. And as you're
Speaker 3: making your approach to port A Prince in Haiti, hit
Speaker 3: the deck we got incoming gunfire.
Speaker 2: Oh is it barbecue and his boys down there?
Speaker 1: Gang? Gunfire? Hit a Spirit Airlines jet that was about
Speaker 1: the land in port A Prince yesterday.
Speaker 2: I heard cock cock, you know, three time.
Speaker 1: A couple of us and the plane.
Speaker 2: We recognized the noise at a gunshot. So speaking of
Speaker 2: barbecue and crew, was he saying pop pop pop?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Good? Does it sound like something else the U?
Speaker 1: I guess they installed some new leader in Haiti yesterday,
Speaker 1: a president or whatever they call their leader there. And
Speaker 1: it's they're just crazy in the streets again. And the
Speaker 1: gangs are, you know, resisting this, and all hell was
Speaker 1: breaking loose. The pilot ended up pulling up when he
Speaker 1: realized they were to gunfire and took off for the
Speaker 1: Dominican nearby Dominican Republic. I would shares the island with Haiti.
Speaker 1: Oh I know. I've been to d R.
Speaker 2: I was there a few about about a year ago.
Speaker 2: I would not be wanting to land in Haiti period.
Speaker 1: Later in the day, a jet Blue flight discovered bullet
Speaker 1: holes in its.
Speaker 2: Uh god exterior like the underbelly of Yes, think.
Speaker 1: About that and the things that those of you might
Speaker 1: be a little edgy about flying. It's not usually one
Speaker 1: of your concerns.
Speaker 2: Remember when they shut down flights and cruises to Haiti.
Speaker 2: I remember this because my friend and his family were
Speaker 2: going on a cruise and one of the stops was
Speaker 2: gonna be down in that area. I think it's time
Speaker 2: to maybe shut him down again, shut down the flights.
Speaker 1: I do realize there's portions of Haiti that are you know,
Speaker 1: touristy personally, a thought of going there for any purpose whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Huh uh immediately and they said, we're gonna have to
Speaker 2: with the gunshots that are pilot pat talked about this
Speaker 2: is co pilot Taco Bob. With those gunshots, we're gonna
Speaker 2: have to lay down in Dominican Republic, I'd be doing
Speaker 2: cartwheels down the aisle of going, Thank.
Speaker 1: The Lord, skipping off to the nearby whorehouse.
Speaker 2: No now for that not to be getting shot down
Speaker 2: by Haitians.
Speaker 1: Small there status sure, Yeah. Stake station is w j
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